Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season one seventy two,
Speaker 1: Episode four of Guys production of I Heart Radio. This
Speaker 1: is a podcast where we take a deep dive into
Speaker 1: America's share consciousness. I am wiping off my mic. It's
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Speaker 1: It's Friday, February nine one. My name is Jack O'Brien
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Speaker 1: remember that album came out like Ship play that at
Speaker 1: a fucking fifth grade party whenever that ship that video
Speaker 1: where he just sits down and starts playing the acoustic guitar.
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, and then it ruined every other person trying
Speaker 1: to learn guitar after that, because like, you play it
Speaker 1: now and people like, it's like a war crime if
Speaker 1: you play if you start play wonder Wall on acoustic
Speaker 1: in public, like, come on, what are you doing? Yeah,
Speaker 1: unless you can come with it. Well, Miles, we are
Speaker 1: thrilled and fortunate to be joined in our third seat
Speaker 1: by the hilarious and extremely talented Kim Window. All right,
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Speaker 1: Dolly's having a week. Dolly is having a Week's having
Speaker 1: a life. Yeah, I guess she. I guess she is
Speaker 1: having a life. Huh, look at her, look at her.
Speaker 1: Go anyone deserves it. It is her. She has given back.
Speaker 1: Um yeah yeah, and I hope to one day be
Speaker 1: like fucking big enough to be like I'm good with that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my honor, and I will continue. That's just you know,
Speaker 1: that's that's what we need. We need like those are
Speaker 1: the kinds of people that we should be like scrambling
Speaker 1: around and be like, see you just try to bring
Speaker 1: it back to the basics being a good person. There
Speaker 1: you go. That's what I always said. But it's it's
Speaker 1: so interesting because when men get famous enough to have
Speaker 1: their own like land, like a Graceland or Neverland ranch,
Speaker 1: like they just spin off the fucking planet. But when
Speaker 1: she did it, she's just like cool, she just is fine.
Speaker 1: She's like, in fact, come through to the wild mom,
Speaker 1: wild Hollywood Land. Yeah you like waterflies. Welcome Kim. How
Speaker 1: how are you doing. We've been following you on on
Speaker 1: social It's been a it's been a wild time. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Yeah. So just to update everyone, my hubs
Speaker 1: was in the hospital for COVID h We got the
Speaker 1: full COVID experience. So I got COVID too, and I
Speaker 1: only lost my sense of smell. He went from a
Speaker 1: cop too. We gotta go to the hospital to the
Speaker 1: ventilator and then a few days on the ventilator to
Speaker 1: a care facility and now he's home. So it's been
Speaker 1: a trip. Yeah, I can imagine Jesus. Um Well, that's
Speaker 1: We're so happy he's home, just grooving, grooving his place
Speaker 1: on the couch like like he should be. We're going
Speaker 1: to get to know you a little bit better in
Speaker 1: a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a couple
Speaker 1: of things we're talking about. Uh. We are talking about
Speaker 1: how racism is being deployed to help racists in Georgia.
Speaker 1: We're going to talk about Ted Cruz going to can
Speaker 1: Koon who. We're gonna talk about just anecdotes, some of
Speaker 1: the wild ass anecdotes coming out of Texas, Australia, trying
Speaker 1: to make Facebook and Google and just social networks pay
Speaker 1: for links, kind of like pay for journalism. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about two new developments in the Rec's game or Reese's game.
Speaker 1: Is it Reese's It's I mean, because without the apostrophe,
Speaker 1: you'd be like, that's Reese, that's right, Reese's pieces, not
Speaker 1: Rec's pecs. You know. I used to say that as
Speaker 1: a kid though. I was like, oh, Reese's PCs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did too, until like five seconds ago, and there
Speaker 1: there's a new Mortal Kombat trailer where you will either
Speaker 1: talk about that today or on yesterday's trend. But I'm pumped,
Speaker 1: I'm excited. Uh and we might even talk about the
Speaker 1: new show coming from the Game of Thrones. Dudes, there's
Speaker 1: some wild ship happening. It's almost like the universe doesn't
Speaker 1: want them to make a show ever again. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it's wild because the drama behind the scenes of the
Speaker 1: show is like very similar to some of the drama
Speaker 1: that happens within the show. It's pretty pretty cool. All
Speaker 1: of that plenty more. But first, Kim, we like to
Speaker 1: ask our guest, what is something from your search history
Speaker 1: that is revealing about who you are? Uh? So, my
Speaker 1: best friend just got engaged, so that's really exciting. But
Speaker 1: I've been trying to find her a book because she
Speaker 1: always told me that she was saving her back door
Speaker 1: till marriage and and I want to find a book
Speaker 1: anal for beginners. So my search has been copious amounts
Speaker 1: of just very serious, straightforward how to have butt sex.
Speaker 1: But I want something light and funny, and it's been
Speaker 1: a time. Couldn't you just combine your talents, like take
Speaker 1: a very clear guide and then use your animation around it,
Speaker 1: or like you're drawing and America needs. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: that's the best seller right there. Kim. I hate to
Speaker 1: just give you a three billion dollar idea like that,
Speaker 1: but I'm buying it. It's going to be four million.
Speaker 1: There is everything like just super like medical. Like you're saying,
Speaker 1: it's like either like very straightforward or so wacky. It
Speaker 1: doesn't have any useful information. Yeah, it's like what foods
Speaker 1: to eat? Um, okay, if you feel like you can,
Speaker 1: you have to use like certain plugs to work yourself
Speaker 1: up to going to that. It's just it is very
Speaker 1: medical and not something I want to give her for
Speaker 1: her bridal shower right right, like a murky medical manuals
Speaker 1: like exactly I was looking for like the Spencer's version.
Speaker 1: There has to be one out there. This is kind
Speaker 1: of like those moments where someone says, how do you
Speaker 1: think of it? Kim, You're sitting on a butt sex
Speaker 1: book Empire, what's the secret? You're like? I just I
Speaker 1: was looking for something that wasn't there. So it was
Speaker 1: a thoughtful gift that just made me millions. Exactly. I
Speaker 1: don't know what happened to that friend. I never gave
Speaker 1: her the book because I just got so rich to
Speaker 1: sort of lost sight of everything. But I wish her well.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I feel like that's like a weird
Speaker 1: thing because especially in this country of such taboos around
Speaker 1: sex that it's like we can't even make a jokey book,
Speaker 1: like something that's fun. It's either like so straightforward or
Speaker 1: it's like otherwise it can't be too casual or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, I mean it's like Gang of dial In.
Speaker 1: Does other countries have whimsical anal sex manuals? Let us know.
Speaker 1: I would love a whimsical anal sex manual? Are they
Speaker 1: Joy of Sex? I have that one, and that one
Speaker 1: is pretty straightforward. It's not so much scientific, but it's
Speaker 1: like how to please your married partner, Like you won't
Speaker 1: even talk about just having sex for fun, right right, right?
Speaker 1: You're married, your lawfully wed partner in front of God,
Speaker 1: who you've kissed and agreed to be in holy matrimony with,
Speaker 1: in front of God and everyone. Um, this is this
Speaker 1: is just the chapter of four play leave you right, yeah,
Speaker 1: wash your hands, use a brush to clean under your
Speaker 1: fingernails for seventeen minutes. It's like, what does the joy
Speaker 1: of sex. Uh talk about anal I did not see.
Speaker 1: That's another problem. Yeah, this is a this is a
Speaker 1: cultural blind spot that you need to come and fill
Speaker 1: in for us, so to speak. Uh, like we've had
Speaker 1: like seven puns already, guys. Yeah right, yeah, we don't
Speaker 1: even have to and we don't have to do you know,
Speaker 1: Michael Scott type jokes or you can say that again.
Speaker 1: We just know because we're adults talking about whimsical anal
Speaker 1: sex manuals. Thank you, thank you, And we're back after
Speaker 1: a quick stopdown because of a Sirie incident, which brings
Speaker 1: me to just a point that I want to like
Speaker 1: get other people's takes on. I have had Sirian rupt
Speaker 1: me in my daily life, me when I'm on a phone,
Speaker 1: call me when I'm like doing all sorts of things,
Speaker 1: never when I intended, like it's it's like maybe one
Speaker 1: for twenty at this point. Uh, And I'm just where
Speaker 1: you don't even say the words to trigger them smart
Speaker 1: assistance or whatever, And I try and think, like, what
Speaker 1: the fund did I just say that they thought it
Speaker 1: said Hey Sirie, And I'm sorry for people that are listening,
Speaker 1: but hey Siri, yeah, so we're sorry to do that
Speaker 1: we know this motherfucker just lit up, shut up, Okay,
Speaker 1: I could have sworn. I turned them all off. And
Speaker 1: we also have the Amazon products too, So anytime computer anything, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: the worst. Remember into Syrian Alexis and I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: a question. I will go to the bookshelf and pull
Speaker 1: down the Encyclopedia Britannica. Yeah. I would never interrupt you.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, and then instead of screaming at my mesh
Speaker 1: sphere with a speaker in it. Um. Sorry, but before
Speaker 1: we were so rudely interrupted by her, I did want
Speaker 1: to ask what the dietary recommendations are for leading up
Speaker 1: to going anal. All right, well, it's just good etiquette
Speaker 1: not to have anything spicy because going in, going out,
Speaker 1: you know it spicy and spicy out. Yet we don't
Speaker 1: know anything that you are delicately inclined to, so personally
Speaker 1: cheese fawondue as romantic think it is, you cannot finish
Speaker 1: the date with um if you want chocolate fawon due
Speaker 1: both ways, it's great, right right, yeah, yeah, but the
Speaker 1: really stuff that um your body will respond enthusiastically to. God,
Speaker 1: Keep it simple, keep it simple and simple, keep it straight.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's a dry hot dog bun. Yeah, yeah, the
Speaker 1: fiber one for a day, right, put the windoloo down,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? You can have Indian another night.
Speaker 1: How early does the preparation start? Is it like days
Speaker 1: in advance or what are we talking usually day of
Speaker 1: like if you know you're getting Yeah, this seems like
Speaker 1: a scene in a comedy person and like how much earlier?
Speaker 1: Like what's like the cut off? Curious? Like from dietary perspective,
Speaker 1: like because it seems like you would wanna almost like
Speaker 1: the clean break of it all is kind of nice.
Speaker 1: You know, the ship you don't think about, yeah, comes
Speaker 1: out of nowhere. And also you know, make sure you
Speaker 1: got that tusheet at the day attachment always power that thing.
Speaker 1: My kids are obsessed from my uh my two year
Speaker 1: old who we are potty training, accidentally turned on the
Speaker 1: tushy while he's sitting on the toilet and is traumatized.
Speaker 1: He calls it the circle thing. Uh. And then but
Speaker 1: now they're like obsessed with it and they like, if
Speaker 1: you turn the tushy on when nothing's sitting on it,
Speaker 1: you're just getting a jet stream shooting out of the toilet. Uh.
Speaker 1: And they're it's it's a constant battle and a toy.
Speaker 1: Now yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Is this not the
Speaker 1: water fountain right exactly? Yeah. We use it as like
Speaker 1: a you know, teeth cleaning implement everything. Yeah, water pick.
Speaker 1: Actually thinking about this today, Like last year about this time,
Speaker 1: everyone freaked out here about toilet paper, but no one
Speaker 1: did in Europe or anything. And I'm wondering if it's
Speaker 1: because we have not adopted. Yeah. I mean, look when
Speaker 1: I hate to do an add on Mike, but I
Speaker 1: used to sucking and sometimes you look, everybody knows you
Speaker 1: can wipe for thirty days, it seems like it never ends.
Speaker 1: But with the bid day, it's just just in general,
Speaker 1: the paper uses so much lower. Like for me, it's
Speaker 1: just drying off my butt hole, that's pa. It's not
Speaker 1: wiping anymore. It's just purely drying. How do I do
Speaker 1: what dry? Like? It seems just damp and I don't
Speaker 1: want to put my pants on, you know, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I take Like what I do is, I'll I'll take
Speaker 1: a big, like a of the whitest piece of toilet
Speaker 1: paper folded over I can do, and then I just
Speaker 1: kind of lay it on and try and get it
Speaker 1: to absorb everything. What I also do is I sit
Speaker 1: for like three minutes to after I let that d dry,
Speaker 1: and then I'm on my phone anyway, So sometimes I
Speaker 1: forget and then the ship's already drying naturally. So everyone's
Speaker 1: got different but day techniques. Yeah, I rest atop the
Speaker 1: heating vent for a little while. Just let it get it,
Speaker 1: get the hair dry out, get the hair drawer. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Um the yeah. Absolutely. One of my favorite podcast, Last
Speaker 1: Cultural Astas talks about this sometimes and they talk up
Speaker 1: the value of poppers for for those purposes. But um,
Speaker 1: one thing that I thought was amazing about like rush limbaughs,
Speaker 1: oh bit like what one of the ones I read
Speaker 1: was talking about how he like became a nationalist and
Speaker 1: like the you know monster that he was after traveling
Speaker 1: to Europe and sorry, my four year old has has
Speaker 1: joined us in the studio and do you want to
Speaker 1: say hi? Say hi hi him in my mouth? Hi
Speaker 1: can hi ouse? Don't fear the circle thing, embrace it. Uh.
Speaker 1: And he was talking about how bad the toilets were
Speaker 1: in Europe. He was like, this is what you call
Speaker 1: a toilet over here. And that's when I realized America's
Speaker 1: like years in advance. It's like, no, dude, it's just
Speaker 1: that they weren't built for three hundred pound people like
Speaker 1: you who like uh and like who don't know how
Speaker 1: to use a bid day like he, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was just wild that that it was such a
Speaker 1: like me centric everything I do is right version, like
Speaker 1: outlook on the world that then sent our entire country
Speaker 1: down this path of just degradation. Anyways, anti propaganda, yes, Kim,
Speaker 1: what is something you think is underrated? Shower bombs? So
Speaker 1: I don't have yeah, old man, I'm gonna blow your mind. Okay,
Speaker 1: for people don't. Bath bomb is the wild thing you
Speaker 1: put in your bathtub that does the fizzy and then
Speaker 1: like sometimes it will stain like the rain up your
Speaker 1: tub and stuff. But I don't have a bathtub, like
Speaker 1: it is the bane of my existence because I love baths.
Speaker 1: But my good friend Mark, he sent me the shower bombs,
Speaker 1: and they're set up like bath bombs, but you put
Speaker 1: on the floor of your shower and it's just really
Speaker 1: more of an aromatic but it has like really flowery
Speaker 1: or lemon um. I really like the lavender one. So
Speaker 1: the steam just kind of slowly dissolves everything. So you
Speaker 1: get in there with your bath bomb and you get
Speaker 1: in there with your shower champagne and it's like a
Speaker 1: bath but standing it's great. Yeah, and I never knew
Speaker 1: of him until like two weeks ago. Um, so the
Speaker 1: world needs to know. Shower champagne is not another like
Speaker 1: shower product. That's just you're bringing champagne into the shower
Speaker 1: like any good white woman would do. Like you got
Speaker 1: to celebrate cleaning, man, just relax. How you can beer
Speaker 1: in the shower. That was one of my faiths. I
Speaker 1: don't know how people consume anything in the shower like
Speaker 1: I no, Like you know, I have friends who do
Speaker 1: the shower beers and ship like that, or drinking sip
Speaker 1: of rose in the bath or whatever. I just part
Speaker 1: of me just like, Okay, the bathtub makes more sense
Speaker 1: because that's a little more like a relaxed setting, but
Speaker 1: the shower just seems so active and there's water. I'd
Speaker 1: be like, I'm getting shower water in my beer, and yeah,
Speaker 1: I do like to. I would also put a little
Speaker 1: squeeze of shampoo in my beer, usually when I was
Speaker 1: having a beer, even when I wasn't in the shower.
Speaker 1: So that was just how I got to be another
Speaker 1: step forwards, a prepping for butt sex. Clean the insights there,
Speaker 1: you go scrub them out with a little head and
Speaker 1: someone's on the End's not how that works, sir, That's
Speaker 1: not how that works. Damn it. Sure. I mean, Hey's
Speaker 1: clean in clean out right. So what is something you
Speaker 1: think is overrated? Um? I feel kind of bad saying
Speaker 1: this because I really hyped it up when I got it.
Speaker 1: But air fryers. I thought when I got my air fryer,
Speaker 1: I know everyone like talks about them so highly, but
Speaker 1: I thought I was going to make meals out of
Speaker 1: it and do baking and do all this fun stuff.
Speaker 1: And really it's just a backup if my oven is
Speaker 1: being used by like protein or another vegetable, that I'll
Speaker 1: throw the secondary dish in there, and it's it's still
Speaker 1: not as great, huh. I mean I don't. I never
Speaker 1: got one because part of me is like, look, if
Speaker 1: I'm frying, some ship is gonna be deeper than Mariana's
Speaker 1: fucking trench. Okay, in air fryns. Although when I see
Speaker 1: like the TikTok videos of what people doing, like, oh,
Speaker 1: that ship looks cool, But I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: that if to what you're saying, it sounds like it's
Speaker 1: just doing what a convection oven is going to do
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, and to be fair to the TikTok universe,
Speaker 1: they do make it look very simple, like I saw
Speaker 1: a guy make a breakfast sandwich in the air fire,
Speaker 1: but just kind of like the insta pot, the flavors
Speaker 1: not They're like you're rushing things too much, so it
Speaker 1: gets the job done. If you want to throw in
Speaker 1: pizza rolls or pot stickers and that works there. Christmas,
Speaker 1: it's good. It's better than the microwave, but nothing beats
Speaker 1: the oven or Suvi. Yeah, you sound like somebody who
Speaker 1: knows how to use an oven, so that might be
Speaker 1: where the confusion is coming. Like the candle basket, I
Speaker 1: put in button and I have fries. I feel like
Speaker 1: it is easy bake oven for grown ups. It's like
Speaker 1: people who don't really use real ovens, well, it's like
Speaker 1: kind of an in between step for them. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a perfect but it's a perfect moment too for people
Speaker 1: because so many people are now being like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: need to cook myself, So in a way, I'm like,
Speaker 1: we know, welcome to the world of cooker re uh,
Speaker 1: you know with the air fire, but like you're I
Speaker 1: ain't kim. There's other techniques out there. The fact that
Speaker 1: you just said the flavors aren't there, that's all I
Speaker 1: need to know that that's not for me because it's
Speaker 1: I'll cook she is slow because I want that the
Speaker 1: flavors just in there, like swimwear. I don't know if
Speaker 1: we talked about this before, but did you ever get
Speaker 1: a suvite or did you try that? No, but I'm
Speaker 1: I'm about to get one. I'm been looking on the
Speaker 1: internet this week. I was like, I'm about to pull
Speaker 1: the trigger on this ship because I just want to
Speaker 1: make chicken with the crispiest skin that's so delicious, succulent, juicy. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm looking forward to. That's definitely worth it.
Speaker 1: Suvite is when you cook it in a little bag,
Speaker 1: right and it's together. Uh. And that's not like a technique.
Speaker 1: It's a product you can buy. What is the technique,
Speaker 1: but you use a you can just put it in
Speaker 1: a like a normal stove pot, but you just got
Speaker 1: to be careful watching it. Where there's products that will
Speaker 1: control the heat for you, so you can just sit
Speaker 1: it for a couple of hours and then come back
Speaker 1: because right, it's like, oh, you want your steak medium, Okay,
Speaker 1: you want the water to be one when you leave
Speaker 1: it in there, so now it's never gonna go beyond
Speaker 1: medium rare. And then you just hit it with that
Speaker 1: sere real quick, and it's perfect because whenever I eat
Speaker 1: it out, like and I see it and I know
Speaker 1: it's a restaurant is gonna do it well like I
Speaker 1: love to have like Suvie chicken, because there's just something
Speaker 1: so there's another quality to it because I normally eat thighs,
Speaker 1: which are harder to dry out because you know, the
Speaker 1: dark meat is better tasting. But then you can get
Speaker 1: up breast that the number of double entendres that's happening
Speaker 1: here is it's out here started with you normally eat
Speaker 1: it out and then breasts don't worry. Yeah exactly. All right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we will be right
Speaker 1: back end. We're back, and let's talk about Georgia real quick.
Speaker 1: Take a quick uh dip back in because people are
Speaker 1: trying to see if they can bring some consequences for
Speaker 1: the president when he when he tried to like literally
Speaker 1: President President ex president, my ex that's right, my X,
Speaker 1: that's right. Whatever. Yes, I did call They called Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: Uh Donald the other day. Uh now, uh but yeah,
Speaker 1: just trying to, you know, create some consequences since uh
Speaker 1: Donald Trump has not seen any consequences for his attempt
Speaker 1: to overthrow a U S election. I mean, we saw
Speaker 1: what happens when he has a quote unquote trial with
Speaker 1: a quote jury of his peers quite literally. Um. But
Speaker 1: now Fani Willis, who's the Fulton County d A. She
Speaker 1: is making the GOP sweat at the moment she announced
Speaker 1: that her office is going to be opening investigation into
Speaker 1: Trump's super nicely call with Secretary of State Ravensberger. You
Speaker 1: know the one where he was just scream He's like,
Speaker 1: cook up twelve thousand votes so I can be the president,
Speaker 1: and people like, oh no, he's just he said all
Speaker 1: that out loud on top of you know, other people
Speaker 1: who may have been involved. And she is not fucking around.
Speaker 1: She's just became d A and a lot of like
Speaker 1: legal punishes are like, okay, funny, we see what you're
Speaker 1: coming out here with one of your first big things
Speaker 1: to be like, I'm going after the fucking ex president
Speaker 1: on this ship, because not to say that it's a
Speaker 1: gamble like legally or whatever, but to do that means
Speaker 1: many lawyers are going to descend upon Atlanta to defend Trump.
Speaker 1: The media is gonna it's gonna be a circus, like
Speaker 1: it's a lot of attention and scrutiny, but you know,
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, we're looking for justice.
Speaker 1: And the other thing that she said too, is that
Speaker 1: it's not just it's not just Trump like this is
Speaker 1: this is a holistic investigation. We need to look into everything,
Speaker 1: the things that he said before, people who were in
Speaker 1: Georgia doing things, maybe people laying Lindsay rudy little cracking stuff.
Speaker 1: Maybe we're gonna see what's cracking when we get into
Speaker 1: this investigation. So that basically, you know, made Republicans in
Speaker 1: the state okay, this is real. And then she said
Speaker 1: that most likely she would be in Paneling a grand
Speaker 1: jury next month, and that is what's set off the
Speaker 1: alarm bells for the clanned old Party. They were like
Speaker 1: a grand jury and then they wait, wait in Fulton County,
Speaker 1: like Atlanta, like percent black Atlanta, a grand jury there.
Speaker 1: So the last thing these races want is for them
Speaker 1: to face a jury of people that aren't in on it,
Speaker 1: which is what their favorite thing is. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean, the last thing you want is a jury
Speaker 1: of human beings that know all too well the depths
Speaker 1: you will go to disenfranchise them because they're not gonna
Speaker 1: be as understanding of labor a king. And we see
Speaker 1: this all the time, like that's why d C. A
Speaker 1: lot of times there's all this, you know, it's all
Speaker 1: very fucking not even coded language at this point. But
Speaker 1: they're like, we can't. We're not gonna get a fair
Speaker 1: trial in d C. Oh why because there's more black
Speaker 1: people there and you can't. And these are people who
Speaker 1: are not have the same worldview. In fact, they are
Speaker 1: on the other they're on the bullshit end of your actions. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's gonna be fucking that's gonna be that's gonna be
Speaker 1: a hard trial for you. Um So, now the state
Speaker 1: senators have put a bill for it called SB one
Speaker 1: that's basically saying that when a d A or there's
Speaker 1: any investigation involving election fraud or any kind of untoward
Speaker 1: election stuff, than the grand jury has to be statewide,
Speaker 1: meaning a much wider grand jury rather than being like,
Speaker 1: we'll forget the county where the crime took place, where
Speaker 1: the people of that county may be directly disenfranchised by
Speaker 1: these actions. What what what incentive do they have to
Speaker 1: be on the jury? No, they're trying to like water
Speaker 1: it down, so you know, it's it's this is what's
Speaker 1: gonna happen, Like every time time, they're always going to
Speaker 1: try something whenever there's like a way to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: right here we go a grand jury and that unfortunately
Speaker 1: for you, most of these people aren't on some bullshit,
Speaker 1: so they'll probably hear this case and process it in
Speaker 1: a way that will be a more kind with how
Speaker 1: we want our legal system to work. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I would just say there, don't think for a
Speaker 1: second that these people, like even in your state Republicans
Speaker 1: aren't trying to figure out how to like preemptively skull
Speaker 1: fuck investigations with like little things like this, because it's
Speaker 1: I mean, this isn't subtle, but this is just another
Speaker 1: tactic to avoid, you know, accountability. Now, this won't affect
Speaker 1: what she's doing though right now it would be future. Well,
Speaker 1: so okay, now this is what they want, right I
Speaker 1: forgot to say the good news is um, because this
Speaker 1: is a straight up constitutional amendment that means they need
Speaker 1: a two thirds majority to get it past, and that's
Speaker 1: they don't have the numbers to do that. Not to
Speaker 1: get the two thirds, it would mean like four or
Speaker 1: five Democrats would have to go to their side, which,
Speaker 1: oh that would be interesting. And and um, even after
Speaker 1: that it would go to a it will go to
Speaker 1: the voters since the constitutional amendment. So I don't think
Speaker 1: that's going to line up with the speed at which
Speaker 1: Fannie Willis is moving. But again, they're trying it. They're
Speaker 1: going to try ship like this. M It's just upsetting
Speaker 1: that they need to grasp at straws even after it's
Speaker 1: like all laid out there, we're tired of this ship,
Speaker 1: like you have a dead way of thinking, and we're
Speaker 1: all we're all moving past it, and yet they still
Speaker 1: have to throw a tiny little bitch fit and make
Speaker 1: waye So good for her and good for Georgia. Fu yeah, Georgia.
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm like totally came out. I want nothing
Speaker 1: more than that to be the thing that all these
Speaker 1: Republicans like. The last thing they see is like Georgia
Speaker 1: turning blue, and they're like what happened, man. But I
Speaker 1: was so disappointed with Nevada because that's my home state
Speaker 1: and we were all sitting waiting and then god, damn it, Novada,
Speaker 1: I love you, but you just sat there for too
Speaker 1: long and we had the spotlight and you just let
Speaker 1: it go to Georgia. Yeah. Yeah, I just feel like
Speaker 1: the GOP is now so mask off that like this
Speaker 1: is at the very least that we can expect from
Speaker 1: them is going to be to try and change the
Speaker 1: rules anyway that they possibly can. I'm glad to hear
Speaker 1: it won't work in this specific case, but but just think,
Speaker 1: I mean, there have been other times when the GOP
Speaker 1: has actually been a couple of steps ahead and laid
Speaker 1: down like land mines like this before. And that's why
Speaker 1: it's like for anybody who thinks shits you know. I mean,
Speaker 1: obviously Joe Biden is delivered on all the promises he's
Speaker 1: made already, but like, don't think for a second that
Speaker 1: these goons are not rubbing their midst and in the
Speaker 1: lab trying to figure out how to topple this thing again.
Speaker 1: That's all that that's all they're here to do. That's
Speaker 1: all they're here to do. There's nothing to do with
Speaker 1: policy at all. The only policies are there for the oligarchy.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's all it is. They couldn't they couldn't
Speaker 1: look a voter that voted for them in the eye
Speaker 1: and be like, I'm going to help you. I mean
Speaker 1: they'll say that ship, but functionally no. And you know,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm hard pressed to think of many politicians that
Speaker 1: are doing that at this point. Um. But I think
Speaker 1: you'd hope that with this some people who need who
Speaker 1: can't figure out the nuance of it to see wow,
Speaker 1: there there's just so there's so much funk are we
Speaker 1: going on here like to this point even And I hope, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, for for those that were still blind to it,
Speaker 1: they can see that you had this party is not
Speaker 1: here for anything except for pure chaos. Right, Um, all right,
Speaker 1: let's talk can kun? Uh Yeah? Ted Cruz fled his
Speaker 1: state with his family to go to Cancun for a
Speaker 1: fun little trip um and can I know, I know,
Speaker 1: and people like it wasn't announced. People just like caught
Speaker 1: him on camera. They're like like I remember when it
Speaker 1: first hit. People are like, I mean that can't obviously
Speaker 1: they can't be Ted Cruise, but it looks so much
Speaker 1: like Ted Cruise and like he has a mask like that.
Speaker 1: But anyways, it can't actually be the Senator of Texas
Speaker 1: fleeing Texas during its greatest crisis for can coon uh?
Speaker 1: And then it turns out it was. Did you see
Speaker 1: how people were like looking at what the like at
Speaker 1: the check in desk, what flight was up the time
Speaker 1: and then like cross referencing that with like United schedules
Speaker 1: out of Houston and being like, no, that's right now,
Speaker 1: Like there's a flight that left at four, Like you're like,
Speaker 1: this is Ted Cruise there, and they were so silent.
Speaker 1: His office didn't say shit or nothing. And then you know,
Speaker 1: I think once he realized it, like, bro, they know
Speaker 1: it's you. Someone got a green cap of you on
Speaker 1: the fucking up the standby list that said c R
Speaker 1: you dot for the last name and that are it's you,
Speaker 1: sir um. So this is where the ship gets wild.
Speaker 1: His he makes a statement after because he came back.
Speaker 1: He came back Thursday, so he got caught and this
Speaker 1: is what he said. This from Ted Cruz. This is
Speaker 1: a statement quote. With school canceled for the week, our
Speaker 1: girls asked to take a trip with friends, wanting to dad,
Speaker 1: let me say, wanting to be a good dad. Okay,
Speaker 1: to a to a daughter, Okay, as a father to
Speaker 1: a girl. He says, wanted to be a good dad.
Speaker 1: I flew down with them last night and I'm flying
Speaker 1: back this afternoon. My staff and I are in constant communication.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah blah bullshit Like, okay, politics aside,
Speaker 1: and what's happening in Texas is god awful, and I
Speaker 1: just I feel terrible, but it's also a fucking pandemic.
Speaker 1: Like if I had children, I would not let them
Speaker 1: go sleepover at their friend's house, let alone fly to
Speaker 1: faking There's a shot of her like with her mask on,
Speaker 1: eating her like dry ass cup of noodles and ship.
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, well, you can't even feed your kid, right,
Speaker 1: Like the enemy is him in the Cancun airport, he's
Speaker 1: wearing a mask with the flag of fucking Texas, Like
Speaker 1: you're in Sancoon, wearing a mask for the state that
Speaker 1: you have just abandoned for your daughter's slumper party and
Speaker 1: land that was Mexico. And that is best case scenario
Speaker 1: is that he wasn't lying and that this was him
Speaker 1: chaperoning his daughter on a trip, which there's no fucking
Speaker 1: way else. Stupid older is daughters, Like I don't think
Speaker 1: you can be in cancoun unless you're eighteen, right right,
Speaker 1: just like it's Cancoon. Yeah, what are they going to do?
Speaker 1: Beaches everywhere? Well, what you do is first you get
Speaker 1: your problematic braids and then you go to the beach
Speaker 1: where someone with a like a sandwich board with sunglasses
Speaker 1: on it offers you some good cocaine. Yeah, and that's
Speaker 1: going to be their day. What the fund is going on?
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's such an idiotic thing to say, to
Speaker 1: try and like hide behind this thing of like I
Speaker 1: was chaperoning my eleven year old, Like however old his
Speaker 1: daughter is, plus his wife, Like it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: You got caught. You're fucking fool. You should have resigned
Speaker 1: ages ago. So he was gonna just go down there
Speaker 1: for one night and then fly right back, and like
Speaker 1: his wife was going to she couldn't have just taken them,
Speaker 1: but he has a good dad and husband to a
Speaker 1: helpless woman, I had to go to Mexico, Like what
Speaker 1: is this the same daughter who's like mad at her
Speaker 1: mom for giving up her career because she's smarter than dead.
Speaker 1: Uh um, best revenge. They just grew up in just
Speaker 1: slander their father with a tell all book. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it's probably coming, Yeah, I mean, And it's just
Speaker 1: the whole thing is just so oh dark right at
Speaker 1: like aside from we all, we all get it she
Speaker 1: shouldn't be going, but like the lived experience for Texans
Speaker 1: right now is nothing like what somebody who would say,
Speaker 1: I'm proud to be an American because I got brown
Speaker 1: water coming out of my faucets and they're telling me
Speaker 1: to boil water because they don't know when she's gonna
Speaker 1: be back online. Like it's bad. I was talking to
Speaker 1: my friend who lives in Austin, Shout out Chris, who's saying,
Speaker 1: you know, if you have a pool, if you're lucky,
Speaker 1: you have to have a pool or some other like
Speaker 1: huge body of water. It's like gotta flush your toilets
Speaker 1: with that. You gotta boil snow because you want to
Speaker 1: save your bottled water in case ship does not improve.
Speaker 1: So you're like bringing the snow in to boil snow.
Speaker 1: Stores are you know, barely have anything on the shelves,
Speaker 1: yet you decide to cash in your United miles. They're
Speaker 1: gonna can't cool real quick. And it wasn't even that
Speaker 1: you wanted to chaperon them. You did the thing that
Speaker 1: all these people do, which is you're faced with a
Speaker 1: problem that you actually have some hand in solving or creating,
Speaker 1: and your first instinct is to pivot and run. It's
Speaker 1: not to be like, you know what, I need to
Speaker 1: stand because I mean, for all that shift he talks,
Speaker 1: I can imagine anything happened to his family, he would
Speaker 1: probably run away to I mean he did when Trump
Speaker 1: straight up disrespected his spouse. Um. But yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: it's just awful because like we're quite literally seeing people
Speaker 1: just run away when people are in need, but couldn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not running away to hide, You're running away to vacation,
Speaker 1: to literal paradise. And then it's just he's so gross.
Speaker 1: It never gets old, Like you think he hits the
Speaker 1: lowest bar and then it goes lower and just yeah,
Speaker 1: even Fox had trouble writing about it. I I clicked
Speaker 1: on the link that when they tweeted it's like seems
Speaker 1: that Senator Ted Cruz is in kan kun. And it
Speaker 1: wasn't like they weren't angry because you know, it's like
Speaker 1: it's they're the same team, but also they don't know
Speaker 1: what to do, so it's just sort of like a
Speaker 1: very very objective description. It's like, and then he was
Speaker 1: seen allegedly boarding a plane. It was then found out
Speaker 1: he was in Cancu. No commentary, but like the tone
Speaker 1: of it just felt like, I don't even like, I
Speaker 1: don't even know how you spin this one to anyone,
Speaker 1: because how do you even do that to a Republican
Speaker 1: who I mean, I'm sure they compartmentalized. But Denisse di
Speaker 1: Susa had a good defense. He said, it's actually a
Speaker 1: good thing that Ted Cruise left because then he's not
Speaker 1: hogging up all the water and energy and other people.
Speaker 1: So thank you. Have you have you heard about how
Speaker 1: long Ted cruises? Showers are half hour at least showers
Speaker 1: for me? Oh my god, Oh I mean it's it's
Speaker 1: not that he actually turns the water on. He just
Speaker 1: goes into the shower to weep in the nude. He
Speaker 1: would be a nude winn't he. He has the booty
Speaker 1: shorts on that love Trump on that, but they're just
Speaker 1: like the weirdest cutoffs, like really really horribly done I
Speaker 1: was thinking a high school wrestling onesie like that might
Speaker 1: be more his speed. But right, um, like this is
Speaker 1: such a huge crisis, and like it's not an excuse
Speaker 1: to say I left for a day, Like you can't
Speaker 1: leave your job for a day like that doesn't that
Speaker 1: that's not an excuse, let alone holding some of the
Speaker 1: highest the highest office federal office and in your state,
Speaker 1: and you're like, I gotta go check out the fucking
Speaker 1: new Melia resort in Cancun. You know, they shot a
Speaker 1: real world down here. I need to make sure that
Speaker 1: the spring break was over here. It was the people
Speaker 1: literally paid for him to do this. It's all of
Speaker 1: our taxes and he's using their money that they could
Speaker 1: have used for water or heat or just any kind
Speaker 1: of support services. I mean that's why like when people like, well,
Speaker 1: what could he have done? And many people are like, well,
Speaker 1: better or works not even in office, and he seemed
Speaker 1: to have find something to do like working with people
Speaker 1: to call the elderly to make sure they were okay,
Speaker 1: make sure these people didn't need anything, you know, because
Speaker 1: not everybody's on Twitter fam, right, but yeah, the right
Speaker 1: is still pointing to this as like, well, this is
Speaker 1: what would happen if the Green New Deal, uh happened.
Speaker 1: Like even you know Wall Street Journal type ship, like
Speaker 1: Bloomberg type ship is making these ridiculous claims. And meanwhile,
Speaker 1: like we're learning that it's not a thing where natural
Speaker 1: gas companies are out of like that they can't do it.
Speaker 1: It's that it would be it would cost too much.
Speaker 1: They're trying to do cost saving measures, which is and
Speaker 1: and not to say costs too much, like it would
Speaker 1: obliterate the industry. Cost too much in the sense that
Speaker 1: they aren't going to show the kinds of profits they
Speaker 1: need to shareholders or their board or whatever. It's never
Speaker 1: about what is what the fucking right thing is? And
Speaker 1: now you know the amount of burst pipes in the state. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine what the funk is going on
Speaker 1: right now. I mean like I'm hearing too that, like
Speaker 1: people are coming from other states being like you're gonna
Speaker 1: need to have all the fucking help you can get
Speaker 1: right now because you're you're fucking state just got smashed.
Speaker 1: Lumbers without borders, yep, exactly, without cracks. M h. First,
Speaker 1: all right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
Speaker 1: right back. And we're back just a couple other kind
Speaker 1: of stories from the apocalypse we're all living in. Australia
Speaker 1: is trying to make Facebook and Google and just you know,
Speaker 1: social media pay for the news that the that users
Speaker 1: link off to. UM and Facebook responded yesterday by h
Speaker 1: taking all news off of off of like anybody's timeline.
Speaker 1: Basically you couldn't post a link to a news story
Speaker 1: on your timeline. UM. It's like, I like the government.
Speaker 1: So they're trying to say, like, hey, we gotta support journalism.
Speaker 1: So if you want to do that, you gotta you
Speaker 1: gotta put money out to help out. Saying okay, well
Speaker 1: then we won't. Yeah. Facebook is basically taking their ball
Speaker 1: and going home. They're like, you can't do news wait
Speaker 1: to stop misinformation, but right it just seems like it's
Speaker 1: trying to fix it with like a market economy type
Speaker 1: solution where it's like without regulations, just like, well now
Speaker 1: you have to pay, and like this will create a
Speaker 1: market and I just like that's not how companies like
Speaker 1: that work. I feel like Facebook and Google will just
Speaker 1: find ways to not we'll take that ship off their platform,
Speaker 1: which would then presumably lead to people giving takes on
Speaker 1: the news instead of linking off to actual news sources,
Speaker 1: which I don't think would be a net positive for
Speaker 1: those platforms. Um, you're basically trying to solve the issue
Speaker 1: of capitalism with capitalism, and then, you know, I just
Speaker 1: don't think it necessarily works. I think you need regulations
Speaker 1: like you show me that capitalism doesn't work. Jack, Uh
Speaker 1: the oh you can. Capitalism is bad. Name all the
Speaker 1: bad things that have happened. They need to make it
Speaker 1: unprofitable for Facebook and Google to post incorrect news and like, yeah,
Speaker 1: re employ all the journalists who are losing their jobs
Speaker 1: as fact checkers on your platforms. There's enough people creating news.
Speaker 1: You need people checking those news stories and like doing
Speaker 1: the job, Like that's an actual job that was protecting
Speaker 1: the global population for years fact checkers, and like it's
Speaker 1: they don't get everything right, but it's better than just
Speaker 1: stay fucking free for all where uh you know, dictators
Speaker 1: and uh, authoritarians are able to just you know, say
Speaker 1: whatever is convenient for them. Um, I think, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think that's the only way to do it, and
Speaker 1: the way you would make it profitable or make it
Speaker 1: worth their while to employ a massive fact checking wing
Speaker 1: within Facebook and Google, is you like, literally find them
Speaker 1: within an inch of their lives for spread ilitating fines. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for spreading false information? Like I mean, that's all they
Speaker 1: gotta do. I mean, I bet you could write all
Speaker 1: the ills. Just set up one wild ass fine one
Speaker 1: of these one of these companies violate, we go. We
Speaker 1: will be able to forgive all the student debt Medicare
Speaker 1: for all. We're gonna own Google's asks if they if
Speaker 1: they fucking trip up one more time. But good luck
Speaker 1: with that. I mean, when you look at the people
Speaker 1: entering these positions of regulatory commissions or even the Justice Department,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, that's the that's the homie. Okay, let's see.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about Reese is still from the from the
Speaker 1: Land of the Apocalypse. But how we're dealing with it
Speaker 1: personally on a personal level. Uh, I can I can
Speaker 1: speak personally and say that this story touches on my
Speaker 1: own life a little bit. Um. Well, the first thing
Speaker 1: I want to bring up is a is a no
Speaker 1: thank you from Me, which is a organic Reese's peanut
Speaker 1: butter cup that is being announced. Okay, uh, it's got whatever,
Speaker 1: It's got all those weird and icons on it with
Speaker 1: like the poppy and it's like non GM Like, look,
Speaker 1: I get that organic is better, but like, if I'm
Speaker 1: smanging a bunch of candy, I'm not in a is
Speaker 1: this organic type of mood? I'm here for the sugar high.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care if it's fructose, corn
Speaker 1: syrup or whatever the it is. I'm just there to
Speaker 1: get my jolly's off with candy. So then so they're
Speaker 1: also doing like an organic milk and dark chocolate bar
Speaker 1: for on the Hershey's side of things. But I just
Speaker 1: don't know if this is like necessary, Like who is
Speaker 1: this going to change people's habits? Is the But it
Speaker 1: could be a flavor game changer, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I get that probably like real ass peanut butter is
Speaker 1: gonna taste better than what I've been eating, But do
Speaker 1: I want it? Well? I know everyone already has a
Speaker 1: problem with American chocolate because it tastes different in Europe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't like the milk or something. Yeah, they use
Speaker 1: that actual milk instead of it's like our healthcare. It's
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, people in other countries like what are
Speaker 1: you doing with it? No? To save money? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Jesus Okay, we'll go off then exactly. So when I
Speaker 1: eat chocolate, it's I'm already feeling shitty about something. This
Speaker 1: adding more shipped to my body is not going to
Speaker 1: make me feel any better or work. So just adding
Speaker 1: all those extra little icons isn't going to change America's
Speaker 1: mind at all. I'm responding to the orange bag with
Speaker 1: the yellow writing, nothing else. Yes, the pretty colors make
Speaker 1: me feel happy. I want to consume them because there's
Speaker 1: a tree frog being like it's But I guess if
Speaker 1: they're going to be more of like they want to
Speaker 1: run their business more ethically than I'm right for that,
Speaker 1: and I think that's where most most things should be
Speaker 1: trending in. But this doesn't feel like they're trying to
Speaker 1: be like, we're being more ethical. They're just being like,
Speaker 1: you know all those logos that are on the things
Speaker 1: that you buy at the health food stores that have
Speaker 1: been taking our business, well, now that's on our stuff too.
Speaker 1: Now so you can come back and we can up
Speaker 1: charge five dollars because it's organic. Give me the trash
Speaker 1: and yes, yeah, this It feels like this is the
Speaker 1: sort of thing that they should just have announced our
Speaker 1: products are now organic and uh, you know, we don't
Speaker 1: use slave labor, and that is just how we operate
Speaker 1: from now on. But like offering a more expensive one
Speaker 1: that tastes exactly the same and probably has no really
Speaker 1: noticeable difference in terms of like how it's going to
Speaker 1: affect your body is probably gonna lead to people fewer
Speaker 1: people buying them. Uh, and then then being like, well,
Speaker 1: the market spoke, they don't care about the organic stuff,
Speaker 1: and it's just like, no, just make your ship better
Speaker 1: because but chocolate, right the thing, because I'll even compare it.
Speaker 1: You know, we've had, you know, in the before times
Speaker 1: we would get sometimes we would get those Justin's, those
Speaker 1: organic versions of this ship. You've seen that brand, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, so there's the Justin's version and it is fine.
Speaker 1: But at the end of the day, like the peanut
Speaker 1: butter cup is a very distinct flavor in its Reese's
Speaker 1: and it's fake and it's bullshit, and that's what I'm
Speaker 1: here for. So that's why I'm just like, because the
Speaker 1: way they're trying to position themselves, like okay, look their
Speaker 1: organic peanut butter cup. It'll be a dollar ninety nine,
Speaker 1: which is twice the price of the regular ones, but
Speaker 1: now hear me out thirty cents or twenty cents less
Speaker 1: than a Justine's organic ones, so you know, pick your poison.
Speaker 1: M h. And yes please news Uh they did roll
Speaker 1: out some Recy's big cups with pretzel pieces in them. Um,
Speaker 1: and I am three big cups deep into the pretzel
Speaker 1: stuffed big cup life and life is good, it is.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen those how big? Like how big is
Speaker 1: big cup? Big? Have you had a big h? It's
Speaker 1: like probably twice as deep and a little bit wider. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's you steel foolish for trying to one bite that thing. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: which is which I still knew. Yeah I still do.
Speaker 1: But so the thing that the pretzels bring a little
Speaker 1: extra crunch uh and a little extra salt, and it
Speaker 1: is I am intrigued because I like the Eminem pretzel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: those are so good. So I have to I'll have
Speaker 1: to be looking for that now. If you knew me
Speaker 1: in my early twenties, uh, you would know me as
Speaker 1: the guy who always talks about how much Eminem's need
Speaker 1: to have a pretzel variety. That was Max Ryan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like I was so whack uh that I
Speaker 1: was just obsessed with that as like an invention somebody
Speaker 1: needed to make. That's pre Twitter, Like that was, that's
Speaker 1: pre Twitter And exactly when you go around with the
Speaker 1: wild idea you have that you're like, it's kind of
Speaker 1: that was like me when I was like, there needs
Speaker 1: to be a game show called Ultiman where you test
Speaker 1: all the skills of what a man should have quote
Speaker 1: unquote like can you parallel park a big rig? Can
Speaker 1: you fucking build some ship? And it's not just two
Speaker 1: men or whatever? But like that was my mindset in
Speaker 1: two thousand five. I'm screaming sweaty to everybody, like when's
Speaker 1: it coming out? Like stupid? Uh, but yeah, the potato chips.
Speaker 1: Have you had the potato chip? So that's the other
Speaker 1: brought him back from her work. That's how I got him.
Speaker 1: Now maybe she's maybe she stole them from someone who
Speaker 1: got a promo box or something, But I've had the
Speaker 1: chip one and I fucking is it crunch stay crunchy?
Speaker 1: They stay Well, here's the thing, it's hard for it
Speaker 1: to stay super duper crunchy, but it's definitely crunchy. Like
Speaker 1: I guess the other thing is too, Like it's hard
Speaker 1: to feel the crunch of a chip, because normally just
Speaker 1: eating the chip by itself and you can hear it,
Speaker 1: but like in the Reese's, it's already enveloped in the
Speaker 1: peanut butter, so you're kind of you have to work
Speaker 1: through the chocolate peanut butter then you get the crunch.
Speaker 1: But the crunch is there as long as it's not BADBT. No,
Speaker 1: it's not felt my Japanese speakers out there, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: won't give you a your oshity bdbt no. Um, but yeah,
Speaker 1: shout out to shout out to Reese's for messing around
Speaker 1: with the format a little bit. Um. But they've done
Speaker 1: a Reese's Oreo. They had to. That's a great question
Speaker 1: because Oreo loves to. Yeah, they got a mint one,
Speaker 1: they got lemon, they got uh, got carrot cake. Uh,
Speaker 1: they've got s'mores. They didn't have something. Okay, there is
Speaker 1: apparently a peanut butter Oreo, and I guess there was
Speaker 1: a limited edition. I know this could be doctored, but
Speaker 1: a peanut buttercup Oreo at at one point did come
Speaker 1: out limited as limited dish. They have Lady Gaga flavored Oreos. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: if we have Lady Gaga, then we definitely should have
Speaker 1: had Reese at this point. But yeah, it looks based
Speaker 1: on the pictures. The cream was like half peanut butter,
Speaker 1: half chocolate in the Oreo cookie part. I would eat
Speaker 1: those so fast. I got a little thing on my
Speaker 1: door last night from a Girl Scout and the cookies
Speaker 1: are back, but they're not doing it at the stores.
Speaker 1: You can go online or to leave this little flyer
Speaker 1: and it's just a QR code so I can order
Speaker 1: as much as I want without the awkward interaction or
Speaker 1: the shame of going up to a little girl buying
Speaker 1: a ship ton of cookies. I'm stoked. Oh and then
Speaker 1: they get the credit. It's not like part right right,
Speaker 1: That's what I was wondering. How do you do that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to sell or like by directly from
Speaker 1: the Girl Scouts that if a little girl can get
Speaker 1: credit for it, because I'm assuming she hung it on
Speaker 1: my door, make it rain, make it rain on going
Speaker 1: door to door. I respect the hustle. Have you had
Speaker 1: the speaking of s'mores? Have you had the s'mores Girl
Speaker 1: Scout cookies? Yes, they're really like they chemically delicious, chemically delicious,
Speaker 1: chemically delicious, and I don't like it's the lemon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: lemon is like those Jack, didn't you wait? Are they
Speaker 1: lemon sandwiches or they just lemon straight up lemon cookies.
Speaker 1: I feel like party, like nine years ago, when you
Speaker 1: put out a nice assortment of those might have been
Speaker 1: lemon ore you though, because I think they were all
Speaker 1: the new girl Scout cookies, because I feel like that's
Speaker 1: I only had the new ones because you had him
Speaker 1: there at that super Bowl party? Was that six? Those were?
Speaker 1: Those were the days we saw the Timberlake Janet Jackson
Speaker 1: thing go down and the Super Bowl shuffle. We watched
Speaker 1: that it all happened. Finally, let's just talk about the
Speaker 1: Mortal Kombat trailer. I told the story of how when
Speaker 1: I went and saw the original Mortal Kombat movie with
Speaker 1: my friend in middle school. As we were leaving the theater,
Speaker 1: this dad and his kid, who had been in the theater,
Speaker 1: pulled up in front of us, rolled down their window
Speaker 1: and screamed Mortal Kombat. And I was like so embarrassed
Speaker 1: for them. Uh, but this trailer made me spend the
Speaker 1: morning driving around my neighborhood shouting Mortal Kombat at random
Speaker 1: pass But you need something Sucking Wild the Red Band trailer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: straight up. You know Jack's has arms, His arms are
Speaker 1: bionic because they got frozen off and blown off. That's
Speaker 1: one of my favorite creative kill tropes is when something
Speaker 1: someone freeze as the human body part and then it
Speaker 1: shatters like crystal. Even though that can't be what happens, right,
Speaker 1: but maybe I don't know. Well you can't like liquid nitrogen, right,
Speaker 1: liquid nitrogen? But then, like, would your bones also just
Speaker 1: chatter as easily as your frozen Imagine everything would have
Speaker 1: to get that cold right to get to that point,
Speaker 1: because I remember I did a video back in the day.
Speaker 1: We're like we were dipping ship in liquid nitrogen and
Speaker 1: breaking it and a lot of ship like yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: should have should have don't don't work around with it.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I got it. They were behind
Speaker 1: toys r us. I will put this vat of liquid
Speaker 1: nitrogen away. I was just about to try that shut out.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but I'm trying to offload some of this ship,
Speaker 1: so you want some on Twitter? No, I'm okay, I
Speaker 1: am a I'm not a girly girl, but I've never
Speaker 1: got into like the real Just sit back and let
Speaker 1: your mind watch an action movie type of thing. But
Speaker 1: I did watch the trailer this morning, and I just
Speaker 1: got intense nostalgia for going to a pizza place and
Speaker 1: playing the ship out of that game. Right it has
Speaker 1: as great that's smell it, your hands stinking like tokens
Speaker 1: that have been touched by ten thousand and Greece, and
Speaker 1: then uh, fill in your soda cup with all the
Speaker 1: different flavors of Oh yeah, I call that suicide or
Speaker 1: swamp called it's suicide called god as Yeah, oh see,
Speaker 1: I heard I did suicide, was what I heard on
Speaker 1: the West coast. And then I remember going to like
Speaker 1: somewhere in New England or somewhere on the East coast,
Speaker 1: and kids called the swamp water. I like graveyard though
Speaker 1: graveyard fucking hits hit me a graveyard. It was the worst,
Speaker 1: the fucking worst thing you could drink too, especially with
Speaker 1: the orange soda in there, because it's just distinctly orange.
Speaker 1: At the back, you got the dr pepper, then the
Speaker 1: orange orange through the colors off it's either brown and
Speaker 1: then you throw that orange in and now you're like, please,
Speaker 1: just your your mom my mom, And my mom's like,
Speaker 1: what are you do? Remember? She yelled at me once
Speaker 1: for doing that ship because she was like, that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: You just drink from that cup and you're hitting all
Speaker 1: the other things, like you got to think about other people.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm sorry, that's so what Rick Carlisle,
Speaker 1: the coach of the Dallas Mavericks, orders when he goes
Speaker 1: to a restaurant. He yeah, like in his fifties and
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, give me a graveyard or a suicide
Speaker 1: or whatever. He yeah, he's like a genius, like literally
Speaker 1: like a self taught like piano, like a concert pianist,
Speaker 1: like makes clubs. Yeah, he's like the most interesting dude.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was not my dad, but another basketball
Speaker 1: coach I know once went out to dinner with him
Speaker 1: and was like blown away that. He was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: can I get a suicide the way he was like huh?
Speaker 1: He was like yeah, it just mix all the difference
Speaker 1: sprite coke would have for your friend here, I'll have
Speaker 1: a Glenn Livitt rock exactly. I've never had the balls
Speaker 1: to do that, and I kind of want to next. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's entergy. When the way when the restaurants open backed up, Baby,
Speaker 1: that dude is galaxy Bran. I've done Shirley Temple. Oh yeah, fine,
Speaker 1: I mean that's that's standard. But hitting somebody with because
Speaker 1: it's a weird request already, and it doesn't have a uniform,
Speaker 1: Like there's not a ubiquitous term for it. Really, like
Speaker 1: you can't just say it and everybody knows that have
Speaker 1: to go through it. Be like graveyard. Is that is
Speaker 1: that like a grayhound? No? No, no, no, no no
Speaker 1: no no no, um, it's it's every soda you have
Speaker 1: in the fountains together, light ice, light ice please? Is
Speaker 1: that an alcohol drink? No? No, no no, just just
Speaker 1: go down, that's what that's what it is. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: the Mortal Kombat trailer just a gift factory of inventive violence.
Speaker 1: At one point, sub zero uh make somebody like spout
Speaker 1: blood and then takes that blood and freezes it into
Speaker 1: a blood knife that he then uses. It's just as
Speaker 1: wild lot of stuff. That's one I would want to
Speaker 1: see in theaters. That's something I don't want to watch
Speaker 1: at home. Yeah, no, there's so many movies. It's weird
Speaker 1: how I've instantly been like I can wait, even though
Speaker 1: I thought I couldn't. But I think it's because when
Speaker 1: I'm left with the buyin area of the theater experience,
Speaker 1: or at home with my speakers not that tough as
Speaker 1: they need to be. Yeah, I'll just I'll just throw
Speaker 1: on some reruns or some ship. Yeah. I want that
Speaker 1: blood knife, like four ft long, towering about how you
Speaker 1: get exactly like I want to. I want to have
Speaker 1: like a panic attack in the theater watching it because
Speaker 1: like I haven't been out in so long, and then
Speaker 1: the violence in the film is too intense and I
Speaker 1: ate too many edibles and I'm just like, they gotta
Speaker 1: stop the movie. I'm really excited to get back to
Speaker 1: a movie theater. I think I'm gonna movie theater or
Speaker 1: movie theater or a crowded restaurant movie theater. Damn. I
Speaker 1: had a dream the other day of remember walking through
Speaker 1: a restaurant and be like, oh, I think my friends
Speaker 1: are in the back. Yeah, like walk through a crap
Speaker 1: and then you're like, oh, okay, so I'm having a
Speaker 1: birthday party. I had a dream about just finding my
Speaker 1: people at a restaurant and I was like, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: just I like energy and people talking, the vibe of
Speaker 1: a crowded or just a busy restaurant not not a
Speaker 1: club I'm not a club person, but just like finding
Speaker 1: your seat at the bar and just seeing all the
Speaker 1: old regulars and just giving the side hugs totally not
Speaker 1: carrying their breath in your face. What a time. Um,
Speaker 1: all right, well, Caim, it has been such a pleasure
Speaker 1: as always having you. Where can people find you and
Speaker 1: follow you and see your wonderful art? I am the
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Speaker 1: the Cyanide and Happiness guys, and he wrote, every day
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Speaker 1: it is what it is the tweets that I like,
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Speaker 1: to go on Twitter for seven minutes this today to
Speaker 1: find some First one is from Emily Gorzenski. If you
Speaker 1: don't follow Emily, fantastic reporter on like just fascism. Uh
Speaker 1: and you know, just doing a lot of good work
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Speaker 1: but check out her page. But yes, this one, this
Speaker 1: one just kind of spoke to me as an old
Speaker 1: washed millennial A I am away messages were the highest
Speaker 1: form of social networking and it's been nothing but downhill
Speaker 1: from and I really that in like the status, your
Speaker 1: status or your awayment, that was where you got, that's
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Speaker 1: any TV writers interested in working on Emily Impais season two.
Speaker 1: One of our writers, Rush Limbaugh just died unexpectedly this morning,
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Speaker 1: the creator of Emily in Paris. Uh. You can find
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Speaker 1: SoundCloud where the remixes are real loud and they get
Speaker 1: your toe, just your sometimes your toe, nail my shoe off,
Speaker 1: but we just shoot off your foot because he's beachol
Speaker 1: so hard. So this is a remix City Girls. I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean, I love him City Girls, Millionaire, but this
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