Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this very special episode
Speaker 1: of Tried Trent Chewing Gum. That is a good one.
Speaker 1: Classic looking around the room for a short show title
Speaker 1: and Faco's got my tropical pineapple twist chewing gum. Somebody
Speaker 1: once made fun of me for having like fruity chewing gum. Uh,
Speaker 1: they were like, what do you like? Ten? Um? I
Speaker 1: was ten at the time, so I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: why why do you know? Uh, all right, let us
Speaker 1: tell the people what's trending. All. By the way, I'm
Speaker 1: Jack that is DJ Dianald what all. Let's let's tell
Speaker 1: the people what's trending. Please, I'm here for it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Newsmax is trending, was trending, has been trending because
Speaker 1: they had the my Pillow CEO Mike Lindell on um.
Speaker 1: And they're also in a kind of a unique situation because, uh,
Speaker 1: they're very scared of the voting machine company. What's what's
Speaker 1: the name of that company again, Dominion. I got one
Speaker 1: of those season desist letters from Dominion that has scared
Speaker 1: the pants off of a lot of people. Uh. And
Speaker 1: so now, yeah, that is my question, why if this
Speaker 1: is what it makes Newsmax do. Why why aren't they
Speaker 1: sending these season dessists to every Trump family member and
Speaker 1: to Mike Lindell. Uh, but let's let's hear this appearance
Speaker 1: because he comes on talking that ship and they have
Speaker 1: to shut it down. Hokey Tokey for joining us and welcome.
Speaker 1: So what happened? What happened with your Twitter account? To
Speaker 1: add so he got banned from Twitter? So he's letting people,
Speaker 1: well for us, mine was taken down because we have
Speaker 1: all the election problem with these Domani machines. We have
Speaker 1: an hour percent proof and then I when they took
Speaker 1: it down, My reach cycle is one of the news
Speaker 1: it was Mike. Thank you very much, Mike. Mike, you're
Speaker 1: talking about machines. Uh that that with Newsmax have not
Speaker 1: been able to verify any of those kinds of allegations.
Speaker 1: We just want to let people know that there's nothing
Speaker 1: substantive that we've seen. And let me read you something.
Speaker 1: There were some clear evidence of some cases about fraud
Speaker 1: an election of regularities, the election resulting were certified. Just
Speaker 1: reading off of the letter from legal you can kind
Speaker 1: of guess where it goes from there. Michael Dell starts
Speaker 1: flipping out and saying they got to you. You're worse
Speaker 1: than Twitter man, and uh. The guy actually gets up
Speaker 1: and the anchor from New Is Max is like, can
Speaker 1: we can we not do this anymore? And then walks
Speaker 1: off and like so they cut to him and it's
Speaker 1: just an empty chair. He's just like what presumably just
Speaker 1: like walks muttering into traffic somewhere. That's really wow, that's intense.
Speaker 1: This also reminds me I love it, you know, a
Speaker 1: little inside baseball for the fans here. We have this
Speaker 1: problem on the show sometimes where the gate of someone's
Speaker 1: mic like gets cut off when someone else is talking,
Speaker 1: and I just love that, especially for this video. His
Speaker 1: mic keeps getting cut off by the gate because someone
Speaker 1: else is talking. So it's really it doesn't become that
Speaker 1: usual like to like equal voices shouting match that you
Speaker 1: see on punditry sometime where it's too talking ra ra
Speaker 1: ra rad By and it's like this is cacophone. I
Speaker 1: can't even listen to it. It's literally Mike Lindelby like
Speaker 1: right while he's getting just sh yeah, and they're just
Speaker 1: like and everything he said is a lie. But as
Speaker 1: you can see, he's still screaming, um yeah, so you know,
Speaker 1: the the Trump world, the Trump media apparatus is in
Speaker 1: a weird position because he had them gassed up on lies.
Speaker 1: And uh now the objective world is a kind of
Speaker 1: having having a resurgence there. It's having a moment. Facts
Speaker 1: are having a bit of a comeback at the moment.
Speaker 1: What a world? What a world? Yeah? Um, anyways, the
Speaker 1: stimulus package is trending Biden. It's kind of been two stories. One,
Speaker 1: Biden's pushing it through without like giving into like the
Speaker 1: GOP was like, yeah, we we'd approve it with like
Speaker 1: a third of the dollar total, and he was like,
Speaker 1: well I don't really need job, so funk off. And
Speaker 1: but now also he said he has said that he's
Speaker 1: open to lowering the total dollar figure of the package
Speaker 1: by targeting the payments, the direct payments to a smaller
Speaker 1: group of people. So basically like less people get the money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: less people get the money. Um yeah, very very cool,
Speaker 1: very cool. Did they take into account the like cost
Speaker 1: of living where you are or is it just I
Speaker 1: don't think it was just like right for the first one. Um,
Speaker 1: just flat across the board. Yeah. Anyways, hopefully he doesn't
Speaker 1: get to both sides the on it um, but he
Speaker 1: is he is lunch pale Joe, So who knows whole
Speaker 1: vision is trending because people are comparing little lousy very
Speaker 1: to to him because he got a This feels like
Speaker 1: a fake story that we're going to find out is
Speaker 1: like the gassed up by his publicist. But allegedly he
Speaker 1: got a twenty four million dollar gem embedded in his forehead.
Speaker 1: No way was that thing million dollars. I just I
Speaker 1: could not diamond. That's just like that's some Cubics or Cody. Look.
Speaker 1: I took my I took my magnifying glass to the screen.
Speaker 1: I was real close. You know, I'm just saying, no
Speaker 1: pig diamond. Yeah, they say the best way to enjoy
Speaker 1: a a diamonds magnificence and luster is through a computer
Speaker 1: screen with a magnifying glass. So it sounds like you're
Speaker 1: you're an expert, John, I have a really really good
Speaker 1: computer screen. The song, Yeah, that's true, you do one
Speaker 1: of the great best. Uh the this is really uh dangerous,
Speaker 1: Like why would you just put twenty four million dollars
Speaker 1: on your person, advertise it to the world and it
Speaker 1: be a thing that they have to cut off, cut
Speaker 1: out of your head um seems inadvisable, but maybe that's
Speaker 1: what makes it such a flex as he's like, yeah, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: come at my forehead. Truly, I'm I'm not looking forward
Speaker 1: to the first time that he had bangs, and it's
Speaker 1: just like projectiles off of his forehead and then like
Speaker 1: tense security people run scrambling head bangs. And I thought
Speaker 1: you said the first time he had bangs. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, what are you talking about? Well
Speaker 1: that was that was a couple of years ago, and
Speaker 1: they looked great. So yeah, he did look good. I
Speaker 1: thought that. So I for sure thought Vision was trending
Speaker 1: because of Wanton, right, Um, Morgan Wallen is trending. Uh,
Speaker 1: this is somebody who my brain has reacted negatively to,
Speaker 1: like a amputated limb. That is, my body is rejecting
Speaker 1: I And uh, there was. He was trending earlier in
Speaker 1: the year because he was a country singer. He was
Speaker 1: supposed to go on SNL but was caught partying his
Speaker 1: maskless face off in Alabama right days before his appearance,
Speaker 1: and they were like, hey, man, uh we don't want
Speaker 1: you here. Yeah. Um, so he has since in in
Speaker 1: classic SNL fashion, they did let him come on. Eventually
Speaker 1: they were like, you've learned your lesson Donald Trump. Uh,
Speaker 1: Morrigan Wallen uh. And then he released an album that
Speaker 1: is like breaking all sorts of streaming records and is
Speaker 1: very very popular. Um. And he has now been dropped
Speaker 1: from his label for shouting the N word at a
Speaker 1: friend on the streets of Nashville. I believe, um, So
Speaker 1: I guess the world is not going to up until um,
Speaker 1: I know this asshole's name. Uh and I don't know
Speaker 1: man unfortunately for a moment. Yeah, but wait, let's let's
Speaker 1: hope that's the end of it. What would help one
Speaker 1: would hope we'll see if any of these labels to
Speaker 1: their morals. Yeah. Britney Spears was trending because her social
Speaker 1: media manager just came out. This is one of those
Speaker 1: stories where I clearly am not up on the latest
Speaker 1: hot goss um. So her social media manager came out
Speaker 1: and just debunking all these things that didn't we're we're
Speaker 1: not things I needed debunked personally. Like, So, my my
Speaker 1: understanding the Britney Spears social media thing is she is
Speaker 1: using her social media feed to send messages saying I
Speaker 1: am being held basically against my will by this conservatorship
Speaker 1: and uh, please help me, um. And the social media
Speaker 1: manager she came out and was like, well, here's the
Speaker 1: thing that you guys are wrong about. She does post
Speaker 1: her own tweets and Instagram posts. Uh, and that was
Speaker 1: always part of the thing I assumed that she did.
Speaker 1: And I assumed, like, the story doesn't make sense if
Speaker 1: she doesn't. I guess there was a contingent of uh
Speaker 1: free Brittany gang that believed that a social media manager
Speaker 1: was like interfering, and her social media manager came out
Speaker 1: and said, not interfering. Brittany has always been in control
Speaker 1: of her her graham And then what's your job? I mean,
Speaker 1: not the nitpick here, but it's like she does all
Speaker 1: her own stuff. It's like, what do you do? But anyway,
Speaker 1: I digress, um, And then she says, Brittany is not
Speaker 1: asking for help or leaving secret messages in her social media.
Speaker 1: She's literally just living her life and trying to have
Speaker 1: fun on Instagram. But she does like post a picture
Speaker 1: of Brittany and is like worrying posts like this might
Speaker 1: make you think she's asking for help, but she's not.
Speaker 1: But she is posting all of the things you thought
Speaker 1: she was posting it just seemed like I don't know
Speaker 1: a non denial denial on that specific detail. This is
Speaker 1: like the l A COVID rules of a of a denial. Right,
Speaker 1: She's not she is okay, but she is posting that
Speaker 1: stuff and it is cryptic. But it's not cryptic. It's
Speaker 1: not me, even though I am her social media manager.
Speaker 1: She's having fun. She's also posting it, but I'm still here. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She called the posts concerning or cryptic and then said
Speaker 1: they were posted by her, and then said she's not
Speaker 1: asking for help or leaving secret messages. They are concerning
Speaker 1: in cryptic and you should be concerned. But she's just
Speaker 1: having fun. Uh So everybody just get over it. Um.
Speaker 1: Very strange, very strange. Um. But shout out to Brittany
Speaker 1: as well. Free Brittany. Um. Yeah, and that is some
Speaker 1: of the stuff that's trending here this Wednesday afternoon. We
Speaker 1: did it. I don't even know what accent that was
Speaker 1: supposed to be, uh from me. Uh. We are back
Speaker 1: tomorrow with the whole last episode of the show. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, wear
Speaker 1: a mask, wash your hands, stay inside, don't do nothing
Speaker 1: about white supremacy, and we'll talk to you all tomorrow
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