Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, sixty seven,
Speaker 1: Episode three of Guys to production of I Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into America's share consciousness. It's Tuesday, January one, a cool
Speaker 1: seven days until January. Uh, my name is Jack O'Brien,
Speaker 1: a K. I want to know where Trump is Pence?
Speaker 1: Can you show me? I want to feel impeachment demstyle Trump.
Speaker 1: They can blow me or something like that. That is
Speaker 1: courtesy a Boba fed up Uh, and I'm thrilled to
Speaker 1: be joined as always by my co host, Mr Miles Grad.
Speaker 1: Call me out. I don't know. We're fuck could have
Speaker 1: a go without I'm just protesting now, I don't know. Oh,
Speaker 1: we're fun. Could ever go without? Insurrection, rebel ha insurrection,
Speaker 1: rebel has rection, rebel Okay, anyway, shout out to Tiger
Speaker 1: on the discord. You know, my man Harry styles out there,
Speaker 1: styles with Olivia wild Buda thought you know I got
Speaker 1: I did get up on my celeb gossip game real
Speaker 1: quick with those photos. So shout out to all of them.
Speaker 1: And it seems like a pretty pretty good guy that Harry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: speaking of good guys, that is Tiger the rapper, right,
Speaker 1: that's Tiger. This we had to Tiger, Tiger, Tiger as
Speaker 1: the rapper Tiger, I believe behind Tiger toys from the
Speaker 1: eighties and nineties. But from the discord, no less miles.
Speaker 1: We are thrilled, We're fortunate, we're lucky to be joined
Speaker 1: in our third seat by the brilliant, the talented, the
Speaker 1: thrilling Jackie Johnson. I've been on four times all the
Speaker 1: daily side. Guys. It's like I can't deny it. I've
Speaker 1: been up four times, been off for time. That's less
Speaker 1: than five out any that is fun. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I told y'all when I came back for the whole time,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, and I am a woman of
Speaker 1: my word, Yeah you did. It. Was that p O D.
Speaker 1: It was payable on death, layered vote the Christian rock
Speaker 1: band vocals. I mean, wow, um, deep deeper than I thought. Um.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I neither like those vocals. I
Speaker 1: think maybe it's different because they are a Christian, but
Speaker 1: I know P O D. Is payable on death. Payable
Speaker 1: on death is an American Christian middle band formed ninety
Speaker 1: two and San Diego. That's what I'm always telling my fellas,
Speaker 1: my my bros. On the golf course. You can't take
Speaker 1: it with you, you know what I'm saying. I remember
Speaker 1: they were on cribs once and like they live in Sandiego,
Speaker 1: like very normal, and they're like, yo, this is something,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like we're just grilling up
Speaker 1: that kind of and I remember that was always a
Speaker 1: thing that will never like I'll never forget. I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: there's some realized dudes and pot even though they got
Speaker 1: the weird dread blocks. Nice Jackie, that was beautiful. First
Speaker 1: of all, thank you, loving the energy we're bringing into
Speaker 1: today's what what's going on? What's new with you? I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: I was saying before we started that I'm real anxious
Speaker 1: on one out of my damn house. I'm sick of
Speaker 1: making avocado toast. I'm sick of making food. I just
Speaker 1: want to like go out and like eat and like
Speaker 1: go to the mall and like live my damn life.
Speaker 1: But I'm staying at home. I'm doing what I need
Speaker 1: to do. But I'm frustrated. Aren't we all just on
Speaker 1: my rage? I Am just a rat in a cave.
Speaker 1: Were just we're just talking about that song. Couple of
Speaker 1: days ago. I mean, it's a good it feels right.
Speaker 1: You know, even Billy Corgan strayed over the last few years,
Speaker 1: but that that those about cost with design, Like he
Speaker 1: really got me with that one. Yeah, what's the thing
Speaker 1: you missed most? Going to the mall and like every
Speaker 1: because I know you like your glam, you like you,
Speaker 1: you'd like to shop and stuff like that, or shopping
Speaker 1: is my card And that is not a joke, right.
Speaker 1: You might see that on a coffee mug or something,
Speaker 1: but that is life. That is bible, friend, because I've
Speaker 1: seen you. I remember catching you at Central City once
Speaker 1: you had a weight vest on, ankle weights. You were
Speaker 1: like carrying someone on your back and you have shopping bags. Joke,
Speaker 1: But I do have ankle weights for them all and
Speaker 1: I wear them on my wall. There you go. You
Speaker 1: gotta gotta turn up. Yeah, I think the one thing
Speaker 1: I really I had one of those moments where I've
Speaker 1: I remembered the before times and I was looking on
Speaker 1: Instagram and someone had posted just a photo. I had
Speaker 1: nothing to do do with anything, but it was a photo
Speaker 1: of people like in a restaurant, like like posing in
Speaker 1: a booth with a table of food and drinks in
Speaker 1: front of them, and there were people in the background.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm describing a restaurant, but there I was like, Wow,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm gonna do that ship when as soon
Speaker 1: as it's safe and reasonable to do that ship because
Speaker 1: that was like one thing I'm miss having someone else
Speaker 1: to make my food. Yeah. Yeah, you know, even just
Speaker 1: even like going to freaking um uh you know, just
Speaker 1: grabbing a burrito or something Poketo moss. I used to
Speaker 1: hit up a Keto Moms and just get me a burrito,
Speaker 1: and I haven't done that. Well maybe uh, with this,
Speaker 1: the pace of the vaccine will be maybe in about
Speaker 1: three years. I was about to say, or we should
Speaker 1: just go. My wife just got her second second dose
Speaker 1: yesterday and she did not blow up like a tick.
Speaker 1: Uh and she is not uh powering under the cover shivering.
Speaker 1: Uh that is happening. Yeah, she's not having a bad reaction.
Speaker 1: Her arm hurt a little bit like it's a flution
Speaker 1: injuction site. Yes, yes, um, just like podcasters on the list,
Speaker 1: are we like right under essential workers or yes? I
Speaker 1: think we're well we should be, I mean every most
Speaker 1: people should be after prisoners. But yeah, prisoners. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, let's not get into the ethics
Speaker 1: of having prisons. Jackie. We're gonna get to know you
Speaker 1: a little bit better in a moment. First couple of
Speaker 1: things we're talking about. Uh, we are going to talk
Speaker 1: about the insurrection as super spreader event. Uh. We're going
Speaker 1: to talk about the census and how the Trump administration
Speaker 1: fortunately managed to funk that up. Uh. Kevin McCarthy will
Speaker 1: check in with him. We'll check in with how how
Speaker 1: the president is is talking now that he's off prompter
Speaker 1: about the insurrection, his trip to the Alamo or Alamo,
Speaker 1: Texas rather and you know, apparently it was around the wall,
Speaker 1: but it does seem like one of those things that
Speaker 1: might have been planned back when they thought they were
Speaker 1: going to have overthrown Congress. Uh. A couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about the Burger can rebrand because it can
Speaker 1: all be bad news. Uh. And yeah, all that plenty more.
Speaker 1: But first, Jackie, we like task our guests, what is
Speaker 1: something from your search history that is revealing about who
Speaker 1: you are? I recently googled what's the Boogist Hotel at
Speaker 1: the Grand Canyon? Okay, because so I'm I'm supposed to
Speaker 1: be eloping in a monk and we don't know if
Speaker 1: we're gonna go through with it because hashtag COVID. But
Speaker 1: we were gonna drive. It's supposed to be in Austin.
Speaker 1: We're going to drive. And I was like, if I'm
Speaker 1: driving to my damn wedding, I'm gonna do it up nice.
Speaker 1: And I'm not a cabin gal. I need a little luxury.
Speaker 1: I need a little pamp you know. So I was like,
Speaker 1: what is the nicest hotel? Is there, like a w
Speaker 1: right on the I need. I need like some an
Speaker 1: infinity pool that goes Grand Canyon, Yes, exactly, the Grand Canyon.
Speaker 1: It turns out I can't find one, and we're not
Speaker 1: going to do a good thing. The one thing, the
Speaker 1: closest thing I saw was that one hotel in Utah.
Speaker 1: I'm in Geary. Oh honey. We that was on our
Speaker 1: road trip. That was our first no, but my fiance
Speaker 1: wants to go around it was when you said that,
Speaker 1: My first thought was because look, I'd be on Instagram
Speaker 1: because all I do is escape. Are places around the
Speaker 1: world where you can go to um oh Anajosie says,
Speaker 1: ain't regis in Park city okay, well a little bit far,
Speaker 1: but looking for Grand that's a little off. And Gary
Speaker 1: is right on the ship. I couldn't believe. I mean
Speaker 1: that looks like some like succession ship that that whole
Speaker 1: You know how much it's night, isn't it? At minimum?
Speaker 1: The cheapest room that I saw was okay, I saw
Speaker 1: when they were really just for like their corner Janitor
Speaker 1: class which still has like rock face views and like
Speaker 1: an infinite like glance into the Utah that was stop
Speaker 1: one on our that was stopped one on our trip
Speaker 1: that we I mean, Gary is like one of those
Speaker 1: things I put pictures of like a goal, like a
Speaker 1: vision board for my goals to be, like I would
Speaker 1: like to stay there and afford a multi thousands of
Speaker 1: dollar a night hotel, Please God, but that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: If I would have stayed there and then I headed
Speaker 1: to the Grand Canyon, I can't stay in a dirty
Speaker 1: ass bump. I need get a nice RV. Oh no,
Speaker 1: you could do like one of those things like yeah,
Speaker 1: I could get one of those Hummer limo just taking
Speaker 1: across country. Has anyone ever done that? I mean, listen,
Speaker 1: what happened exactly. I just don't want to spread my
Speaker 1: dirty l a germs all across our great country, so
Speaker 1: we decided not to do that. Has at home for
Speaker 1: a minute. Yes, um, congratulations by the way on the
Speaker 1: elopement the pending up. That's amazing. Yeah. I feel like
Speaker 1: true starter marriages are real boutout starter marriage. Damn. That
Speaker 1: means you're getting into the real marriage if you had
Speaker 1: to flip the starter marriage. Wait, so what is special
Speaker 1: about Almudary. It's just like beyond luxurious hotel in like
Speaker 1: just this pristine nature. It just and it's it looks
Speaker 1: it looks like again, so next level that. I feel
Speaker 1: like it's some ship like the characters of Succession go
Speaker 1: to when like they have to get off opioids or something.
Speaker 1: You know. Okay, the first scene in a success when
Speaker 1: he's like together after killing someone on accident, it's like
Speaker 1: it has the same like no, like we're gonna speak
Speaker 1: real quiet. It's nothing but the nature. And I'm not
Speaker 1: into that like austere thing where it's like a paid
Speaker 1: four thousand dollars to just like go stay on a stone.
Speaker 1: Un there's nothing austere about this place. It's like it's
Speaker 1: more just that like they have built this fucking luxury place,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure it has a thousand and one from
Speaker 1: environment environmental impact maybe, but god damn if that I
Speaker 1: g feed I'm like, what the fuck? All right, I
Speaker 1: gotta check this ship out. Damn it. Now I'm even
Speaker 1: more sad, Miles, why did you have to Hey? See,
Speaker 1: this is what I do, the only thing I do,
Speaker 1: like her majesty, and I like try and keep our
Speaker 1: head in the game and be like, okay, man, we
Speaker 1: plan in every trip we're doing now so we can
Speaker 1: escape a little bit into the future. Be like, okay,
Speaker 1: so what were we doing for the first little break
Speaker 1: we got? Like when you can do ship? Okay, let's
Speaker 1: go here. Let's really start researching. It's only eight hours
Speaker 1: from us. Yes, it will stop one on our on
Speaker 1: our journey. Uh, what is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 1: Jackie AI? Taking human jobs? Now? Hear me out. I
Speaker 1: recently bought a robot vacuum and it is the best
Speaker 1: thing that's ever happened, and it is incredible. I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to call Andrew Yang and tell him
Speaker 1: that there's something. There's something here vacuum. He knows where
Speaker 1: my walls. So now like he stops just short of
Speaker 1: it and we'll just slowly skim around the side and
Speaker 1: it's lovely. It's like a symphony watching him work. How
Speaker 1: many and he cleans honey, Oh my god, I shed
Speaker 1: a lot. He's just full of my hair all the time.
Speaker 1: How often you have to empty one of them things?
Speaker 1: I mean I probably run him every two days, and
Speaker 1: I probably empty him every every time, every like two times. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had one. My dad had like a knockoff room
Speaker 1: ba uh thing or whatever, you know, like back when
Speaker 1: everybody was trying to get on like the like the
Speaker 1: early days of Robot because I just were not that great,
Speaker 1: And I remember this off brand when yeah was so
Speaker 1: fucking bad, like it it ran into ship. It would
Speaker 1: get confused, trap itself in a corner, go off a
Speaker 1: step and be like sorry, y'all uh and then just
Speaker 1: started for mecingly like help me, and you're just like, yo,
Speaker 1: this ship is fucked up. Yeah. Yeah, I got on
Speaker 1: a knockoff one and I got it on Black Friday
Speaker 1: and no regrets. I mean yeah, I feel like that's
Speaker 1: I feel like that's something that somebody needs to Maybe
Speaker 1: maybe this can be a new thing for for daily's
Speaker 1: like it's like technology that like a lot of people
Speaker 1: adopted too early. Like the rumba is definitely one of
Speaker 1: those things where like and then someone sweeps in and
Speaker 1: like redes it, yeah, and like fixes it. There's like, uh,
Speaker 1: drones have gotten like really easy to use and cool
Speaker 1: apparently in the past, like since the administration were so loud.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to a wedding with a drone
Speaker 1: and all you hear is that damn buzzing. Yeah. They
Speaker 1: have like indoor drones now that just like kind of
Speaker 1: hover around and you can like play with like it's
Speaker 1: a hockey puck in midair. Um. But yeah, rumba is
Speaker 1: like the one that I got. The generation that I
Speaker 1: got was the perfect height to just get stuck right
Speaker 1: under a piece of furniture and you would just have
Speaker 1: to like do a search party looking for it. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just that hight. Um. So I'm assuming they
Speaker 1: changed they change. I mean, mine slides under everything with ease.
Speaker 1: He does is he will if there's a cord on
Speaker 1: the ground, he will eat your core. Yeah, just before
Speaker 1: he goes. I mean I think I remember when we
Speaker 1: were doing the live shows, we talked about the first
Speaker 1: MP three player and that much mess. So you know, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's definitely ones where people are like, hey, that MP
Speaker 1: three thing, we got it on this fucking very cumbersome
Speaker 1: hard drive shaped like a CD player, and then like
Speaker 1: actual technology companies like thank you here it is right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's like a some things it takes the second third generation,
Speaker 1: Like the iPod was like the thing they changed the game.
Speaker 1: But I feel like other things it's like twelfth generation.
Speaker 1: After you've been like, okay, I tried that. It's a
Speaker 1: pain in the ass and it doesn't really work, and
Speaker 1: they like figure it out. So, um, Jackie, what is
Speaker 1: something you think is overrated? You know, I've been in
Speaker 1: my house for you know, almost a year, and I
Speaker 1: used to be that bitch that would always have a nail,
Speaker 1: and I have not had a nail. I'm rocking the
Speaker 1: natural nails that the Lord gave me, and now I'm like,
Speaker 1: what do I need nails? Yeah? Why do we need manicures?
Speaker 1: Let let the nails grow like the good Lord intended.
Speaker 1: Some are short, summer long, summer snags, summer dirty. This
Speaker 1: is who I am now. As you can see, I
Speaker 1: have the one long on my pinky finger. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you keep saying he's learning a Flamenco guitar, but never
Speaker 1: hey brouh, But I mean that that kind of goes
Speaker 1: with your whole nat thing, right, that's true. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she did show us her nails and they are naturally
Speaker 1: very beautiful. Well listen, they're all different shapes, but I've gone,
Speaker 1: I've learned to love it. I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm like a snowflake, only one of me, right, exactly
Speaker 1: everything's you need? Right or you cry whenever conservatives do anything.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I was gonna say, like even in like pandemic, right,
Speaker 1: because I think everybody's learned to like sort of distill
Speaker 1: or dial back things that they thought they needed or whatever.
Speaker 1: So for you, I'm curious because I know you last time,
Speaker 1: you know, you put me onto hand washing for longer
Speaker 1: than three seconds, uh naked minutes? You know what I
Speaker 1: mean to get that oil, you know, get your body
Speaker 1: hydrated and ship right? Uh? And so what is something
Speaker 1: so our nails something that you've had an evolution with them? Guessing? Like,
Speaker 1: are there any other things from Yeah, I used to
Speaker 1: have a nail. You would never see Jackie j without right,
Speaker 1: and I had to let that go? What else have
Speaker 1: you let go? I mean, the gray hairs are coming
Speaker 1: for me. The gray hairs are coming for me. I
Speaker 1: have this like spray oh, like the one from the commercial, like, hey,
Speaker 1: cover up the gray. But I just let them grow
Speaker 1: for right now? What else? I had my lips done
Speaker 1: a few months ago. I'm still here. Okay, wow, Okay,
Speaker 1: you know it's a calculated risk. Everything we do, every choice.
Speaker 1: We know, Jack and I we all as well got
Speaker 1: them done back in October. So yeah, as just like
Speaker 1: we we didn't do it in person. At the same time.
Speaker 1: It was Jack was like, look, it doesn't work unless
Speaker 1: I get to you know. My wife is like, you're
Speaker 1: being reckless, and I was like, fine, I guess I
Speaker 1: could get a little more body to this top lip. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I only do my upper lip, so that yeah,
Speaker 1: had one trend. Yeah yeah, Joe, But that is some
Speaker 1: Jackie j advice I will give free. Do not use
Speaker 1: a group on to get anything ejected into your post.
Speaker 1: Take it from me. I've learned that lesson for all
Speaker 1: because a few things not to scrimp on and had
Speaker 1: a cosmetic group on disaster. I mean I did a
Speaker 1: few laser hair removal sessions that I would say we're
Speaker 1: a little compromising. I felt like you were getting blasted
Speaker 1: with the death star, right or just are their cameras
Speaker 1: in here? Where am I I don't know, like do
Speaker 1: you need to go in your head while you do this?
Speaker 1: Landale has a lot going on holding out. You gotta
Speaker 1: be careful. This is a welding place, all right, Let's
Speaker 1: take a quick break and we'll be right back. And
Speaker 1: we're back, And one thing up top, just because I
Speaker 1: feel like I have personally cycled between referring to the
Speaker 1: insurrectionists as terrorists and terrorism, and people have pointed out
Speaker 1: that we should give that that suggests we should give
Speaker 1: more money to fighting terrorism. And there was a GOP
Speaker 1: never trumper who was saying, we need new laws to
Speaker 1: be able to fight this sort of thing about the
Speaker 1: capital attack. But I feel like I don't know what
Speaker 1: what we need is for the old laws to actually
Speaker 1: be applied evenly to white people on the right and
Speaker 1: white supremacists, which is I mean, it's obvious, but it's
Speaker 1: also like we don't need new laws. We don't need
Speaker 1: new terror tax task forces. We need uh the old
Speaker 1: terror task forces to stop being uh so lax on
Speaker 1: violating human rights and also working in working law enforcement.
Speaker 1: That it's all very interconnected. But yeah, I mean, the
Speaker 1: second they start talking about new terror laws, that means
Speaker 1: more money for more posies and more guns and more
Speaker 1: bullshit and more whatever the funk, because there are plenty
Speaker 1: of laws on the books as they stand that just
Speaker 1: aren't really being applied. Uh. I think, you know, like
Speaker 1: at least a lot of active US who are very
Speaker 1: much on the like watching anti fascions or watching fascists
Speaker 1: and monitoring like how law enforcement and they're all are coalescing,
Speaker 1: are like there are plenty of laws that you can
Speaker 1: just by now. And like even Frank Figlucy, who's a big,
Speaker 1: big pundit on like MSNBC, who's like they're sort of
Speaker 1: in house fed guy who's like, yeah, no, we need
Speaker 1: more laws, blah blah blah, because it starts the thing
Speaker 1: is like we can't do stuff before stuff is planned,
Speaker 1: like you know, so we need these new laws. And
Speaker 1: it's just please because the other the slippery slope is how,
Speaker 1: I mean, how much longer until they start applying those
Speaker 1: lots to people who are like trying to you know,
Speaker 1: fight against injustice and like then they can very casually
Speaker 1: deem it this type of activity, which again I understand
Speaker 1: what they did, like in terms of the broader definition
Speaker 1: of terrorism. Yes, but like when we're talking about new
Speaker 1: laws and new things like that, we're talking about more
Speaker 1: money for the you know, law enforcement military industrial complex.
Speaker 1: And also you know, because the War on Terror was
Speaker 1: such a smashing, such a resounding success, nailed exactly, and
Speaker 1: it's so yeah, just a little nuance, and I think
Speaker 1: a lot of people like as as you listen to
Speaker 1: the show and hear other people talk like that's something
Speaker 1: to keep in mind, is that what that means is
Speaker 1: like code for we can we can apply these same
Speaker 1: sort of things to many people. Also, increase funding for
Speaker 1: the police, because the Capitol police already had a half
Speaker 1: billion dollar budget, So what was more going to do
Speaker 1: aside from just actually keeping their own accountable and knowing
Speaker 1: who works for you. Yeah, you don't need more money.
Speaker 1: You need to be not bad at your job. And
Speaker 1: you know what's funny, there's a lot of reports to
Speaker 1: about how over the last few months and years, Trump
Speaker 1: has only been putting in people at d o J
Speaker 1: and FBI and those other law enforcement agencies who were
Speaker 1: going to actively make sure there wasn't as much activity
Speaker 1: investigating his supporters or people who are aligned with ideology.
Speaker 1: So we get these conflicting reports where they're like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know, we haven't done that, and other people
Speaker 1: like we warned you all that there could be a
Speaker 1: literal war at the Capitol, and then you know there's
Speaker 1: this like whole confusion of who said what and what's
Speaker 1: happening now and when or whatever. But it's clear like
Speaker 1: there's from the top down, there's a lot of things
Speaker 1: put in place to allow this movement to get larger
Speaker 1: and stronger, and it's not because the laws are being enforced,
Speaker 1: because they're looking the other way. We've been covering this
Speaker 1: from literally day one on this show, Like when our
Speaker 1: first test recording was the day after Charlottesville, we were
Speaker 1: talking about this UH or FBI agent who was like,
Speaker 1: all right, so clearly there's going to be a huge
Speaker 1: infrastructure in place to make sure that something like this
Speaker 1: doesn't happen again. And it was just crickets. There was nothing,
Speaker 1: They had nothing in place to fight right wing UH
Speaker 1: white supremacist extremism. So yeah, it's it's bullshit. Alright, let's
Speaker 1: talk about a nice overlap and the two main stories
Speaker 1: ripping America apart because the ins action was also a
Speaker 1: COVID nineteen super spreader event. Yeah, I we, I mean
Speaker 1: people probably saw clips as the capital was being attacked,
Speaker 1: plenty of lawmakers were going into secured rooms and things
Speaker 1: like that. There's one specific place that we saw footage
Speaker 1: from where there were only I think as much as
Speaker 1: a hundred fifty members were rushed into this secure location
Speaker 1: um as the capital was being locked down, and there
Speaker 1: are clips of Democratic lawmakers, you know, imploring their insurrectionist
Speaker 1: co workers to maybe where a fucking mask were inside.
Speaker 1: We don't know how long we're gonna be in here.
Speaker 1: There's a fucking pandemic going on, and the least you
Speaker 1: could do is limit the amount of droplets you're putting
Speaker 1: in the air as you probably yuck it up on
Speaker 1: parlor or whatever about where the speaker is or what
Speaker 1: have you. So that was like we saw that video
Speaker 1: and there was like even a clip of Marjorie Taylor
Speaker 1: Green is like the new Q and On disciple in
Speaker 1: the house, like has her arms crossed and it's sort
Speaker 1: of like very mused that someone is asking them to
Speaker 1: do the bare minimum to ensure people's safety. But now
Speaker 1: we are seeing that now at least four to actually
Speaker 1: five members now because the represented from Illinois just tested
Speaker 1: positive have tested positive since Wednesday. Um. And yeah, Primilla
Speaker 1: Jaya Paul was I think one of the latest people
Speaker 1: we heard about. And yeah, it's just awful when like
Speaker 1: these clips are really fucked up because you clearly see
Speaker 1: there's this one moment where this guy I think he's
Speaker 1: from Oklahoma is just saying like, hey, I don't mean
Speaker 1: to get political, but no, like we're not. We're not
Speaker 1: going to wear the mask, thank you so much, and
Speaker 1: like they kind of like laugh at off. Um. And
Speaker 1: when Marjorie Taylor Green's office was asked like, hey, what happened, Um,
Speaker 1: you know, like why they refused to wear a mask.
Speaker 1: We saw that in a clip. Uh, their office said,
Speaker 1: Congresswoman Green is a healthy adult. She does not believe
Speaker 1: healthy Americans should be forced to muzzle themselves with a mask.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. This is why I can't go to my
Speaker 1: own damn wedding, you know what I mean, Like I
Speaker 1: can't go to the bougie hotel, but these motherfucker's can
Speaker 1: just breathe their dirty droplets in everybody's face. It's infuriating, true,
Speaker 1: it's I mean it's like like as if this ship
Speaker 1: wasn't bad enough, you know, like there's an insurrection. Now
Speaker 1: we have like fucking just biological warfare being waged on
Speaker 1: them because they won't take their masks off. Ianna Pressley
Speaker 1: tweeted she said the second she saw all those people
Speaker 1: who were like raw rying the insurrection, she got the
Speaker 1: funk out of that room. She was like, I don't
Speaker 1: even want to beat those people. And she's like, and
Speaker 1: I really my heart goes out to the people that
Speaker 1: were stuck with those people, because yeah, look what we're
Speaker 1: starting to see bear out in these positive results that
Speaker 1: are you know, and don't forget everyone there is also
Speaker 1: going home to their little hometowns and whatnot and spreading
Speaker 1: it all over their communities. Too. Fine, we're people raw
Speaker 1: rying the insurrection like as it was happening, or they
Speaker 1: were just the people who had until then saying this stolen, stolen.
Speaker 1: But I mean, like, let's let's be real, over like
Speaker 1: hundred what fifty people still after that, we're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm contesting it because I'm a piece of ship. So yeah,
Speaker 1: the insert of the sedition Caucus is you know, he's
Speaker 1: very healthy at the moment. M hmm. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: it's such a tired take to just be like Fox News.
Speaker 1: But it's not like if you just step back and
Speaker 1: view the country, like it's not a healthy way to
Speaker 1: exist where there is a huge chunk of the population
Speaker 1: that's getting all their news from a place that has
Speaker 1: no duty to to tell the truth or have any
Speaker 1: relation to reality. That's I mean, it's just it's incredibly frustrating. Well,
Speaker 1: and it's and it's also like reduced it to the
Speaker 1: point where even in an act to protect human life
Speaker 1: is seen as something so offensive or like bullshit. And
Speaker 1: it's like you could and even for a second, like
Speaker 1: you know, like because they're so caught up in like
Speaker 1: the optics of it or what they define mask wearing
Speaker 1: to be that even in the midst like it's, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how far gone these paths have gone, to the
Speaker 1: point where now it's just human that you know, human
Speaker 1: life is just completely an afterthought. I mean, of course
Speaker 1: we've seen that with the hundreds of thousands of deaths
Speaker 1: that have occurred. Yeah, we need to Yeah, in the
Speaker 1: mainstream media, stuff needs to stop treating it as another
Speaker 1: side of a debate, like it is seditious, it's not
Speaker 1: not not acceptable. Um. Alright, let's talk about the census.
Speaker 1: A little bit of good news coming out of Trump
Speaker 1: being just a completely incompetent piece of ship. Um. The
Speaker 1: administration missed a deadline. Uh, so they're not going to
Speaker 1: be able to uh funk with the census, for they
Speaker 1: can't as much as they intended, They can't present to
Speaker 1: their findings of the census to Congress, which is the
Speaker 1: thing they were loved love in it, because they wanted
Speaker 1: to basically funk up the analysis to not include the
Speaker 1: undocumented populations in in all the states, so that would
Speaker 1: mean less funding, like less you know, like what it
Speaker 1: means for representation in Congress anything like that, Like just
Speaker 1: by a limit making that an invisible population completely creates
Speaker 1: a burden. And it's just, you know, obviously one of
Speaker 1: their fantasies to make life as hard as possible for
Speaker 1: people of color. And this deadline like they had to
Speaker 1: hit it in order to be able to execute this
Speaker 1: plan of dismissing those numbers. But for whatever reason they
Speaker 1: I mean not whatever reason the I think they were,
Speaker 1: their eye was too much on the insurrection plot that
Speaker 1: they couldn't they forgot about this other thing about completely
Speaker 1: fucking over undocumented people. Um so what that means is
Speaker 1: this from an article the outcome that assures that data
Speaker 1: will not be affected by one of outgoing President trump
Speaker 1: priorities for the data, the substraction of undocumented immigrants from
Speaker 1: the population count, a move that would wildly affect congressional
Speaker 1: representation and federal funding. So that's something. Uh. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's so weird that the bare minimum and my small victory,
Speaker 1: they fucked up the deadline to completely manipulate the census
Speaker 1: data to do harm to undocumented people. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh wow, oh god, that felt good. Huh what else?
Speaker 1: What else? The bar is very low at this point. Yeah, dangerously,
Speaker 1: I mean, and again, this is the thing we're talking about,
Speaker 1: is uh an opportunity to prevent them from uh bending
Speaker 1: the very fabric of reality, like to change change the
Speaker 1: counting of actual human beings so that the people that
Speaker 1: they don't give a shit about get like the things
Speaker 1: they need to survive to live. It's just a disappearing
Speaker 1: of millions of people just instantly. And you know, with
Speaker 1: this like agenda of America First or whatever. I mean, Look,
Speaker 1: we're gonna be grappling with this kind of ideology until
Speaker 1: who knows when. But it's it's just like really again
Speaker 1: underlines the you know, the cruelty that they seek is
Speaker 1: just more like, oh, yeah, like we did we want
Speaker 1: to do the census so we can just make sure
Speaker 1: these people don't have any kind of support in any
Speaker 1: meaningful way. That's the point. It's not anything else, not
Speaker 1: because of austerity or anything like that that that No,
Speaker 1: it's purely to do harm, purely white supremacy. Um. Kevin McCarthy, Uh,
Speaker 1: speaking of white supremacy. Uh. So he is the House
Speaker 1: Minority leader. Uh. He has had his eyes on that
Speaker 1: speaker's gavel ever since Paul Ryan bounced. Um. And he's
Speaker 1: the dude who uh this is it? Because there's just
Speaker 1: so many of these fuckers to keep track of. But
Speaker 1: this is the thing that crystallized it. And my memory
Speaker 1: was he's the one who gave Donald Trump red and
Speaker 1: pink starbursts and pulled out all the yellow and orange
Speaker 1: ones because those are the President's favorite. Um. And has
Speaker 1: just been his most loyal yes man in Congress or
Speaker 1: one of his most loyal um and now he's trying
Speaker 1: to trying to figure out how to move forward. Well
Speaker 1: it's bad, you know, because he was clearly by being
Speaker 1: aligned with Trump, it elevated him instantly, you know, to
Speaker 1: be the minority leader, to never go against the President,
Speaker 1: to like rearticulate whatever bullshit cruel inhumane thing he's saying,
Speaker 1: to make it sound like normal English. And he was
Speaker 1: like always like, I'm on my way. The mid terms
Speaker 1: are gonna hit. I'm gonna be the fucking speaker because
Speaker 1: like there's gonna be a lot of outraged Republicans and
Speaker 1: then maybe I can get But the insurrection went down,
Speaker 1: and now he can't get anyone in his party in line.
Speaker 1: Everyone sees him for the complicit piece of ship he is.
Speaker 1: The contributions are stalling out because of their support of
Speaker 1: the insurrection, and you know, this all kind of guess
Speaker 1: came to a head or relative whatever we can call
Speaker 1: something coming to a head with when it comes to
Speaker 1: in fighting with President Trump and the Republicans. But on
Speaker 1: a call, he was basically begging the President. He's like, Yo,
Speaker 1: you've gotta knock the conspiracy shut off, please, just like
Speaker 1: go of this like this is gonna completely there's gonna
Speaker 1: do more damage than when you're out of the party,
Speaker 1: which you think he gives a funk. No, he doesn't,
Speaker 1: because it's already rumors of him saying that if he
Speaker 1: can't pardon himself, no one's getting pardoned. So that's another
Speaker 1: thing we have to keep an eye on. But with McCarthy,
Speaker 1: he was saying, he's like, no, it's it was Antifa,
Speaker 1: that's what was going on, and like, I'm not saying
Speaker 1: anything bad. And that's when apparently for people that were
Speaker 1: on this call said, quote, this is what McCarthy said
Speaker 1: back to him, like getting fired up. Quote it's not Antifa,
Speaker 1: it's ADGA. I know I was there, And then when
Speaker 1: they said they described quote The White House officials said
Speaker 1: the call was tense and aggressive at times, with Trump
Speaker 1: ranting about election fraud and exhaust and an exasperated McCarthy
Speaker 1: cutting in to say, stop it. It's over. The election
Speaker 1: is over. I mean but too late, man, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like, I don't know what what he's
Speaker 1: like scrambling for, because really this is just Kevin McCarthy
Speaker 1: trying to survive his like pursuit of power more than
Speaker 1: being like We've hit an end of the road, President Trump,
Speaker 1: it's over. We shouldn't have done this. This is a mistake.
Speaker 1: He's like, chances to speaker, multif please help me. And
Speaker 1: that just shows you, like everyone has their own self
Speaker 1: serving calculus when it comes to what's happening right now,
Speaker 1: and because no one is actually cares about the integrity
Speaker 1: of how this you know, country is functioning, albeit terribly, Uh,
Speaker 1: we have all these funk everyone's being pulled in all
Speaker 1: these fucking weird directions, and the Republican Party is truly
Speaker 1: having a like a crisis moment too, because while there
Speaker 1: are people who are like, you know, you have never
Speaker 1: Trumpers that are in office or like, funk this, and
Speaker 1: then a lot of people who are like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: going all in on the conspiracy theory stuff, no matter
Speaker 1: what it does to contributions for the party as a whole.
Speaker 1: So it's a chaotic I mean, but that's that's just
Speaker 1: how this year is turning up to be. It's just
Speaker 1: so obvious though that that's what they're doing. They're like
Speaker 1: self serving, but it won't be obvious to the right people,
Speaker 1: you know, Like, it's just it's a mess. It's just
Speaker 1: a damn man, It's just it really is a like
Speaker 1: they've found a way to like rally the millions of
Speaker 1: people who cannot accept that they've made a mistake, and
Speaker 1: like it's now just steadfast in this thing of like,
Speaker 1: m I don't think I've ever done anything wrong ever,
Speaker 1: And even the things I said that were wrong, we're
Speaker 1: actually not right, but they were right back and maybe
Speaker 1: wrong now, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. Like it's
Speaker 1: like so confounding. I mean, it's all Mark Zuckerberg's fault, right,
Speaker 1: I mean I feel like his name needs to be
Speaker 1: definitely being brought up more in terms of like what
Speaker 1: you know, social media networks and like how these algorithms
Speaker 1: are like accelerating people's radicalization absolutely right, Well, everybody just
Speaker 1: wants followers, Like Ted Cruz, He's like, man, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get I'm gonna get more followers when I make my
Speaker 1: big speech. And all these like wealthy patriot types too,
Speaker 1: who are like big figures in the MAGA Patriot Q
Speaker 1: and on movement. There typically wealthier people who are sort
Speaker 1: of like, well, I'm kind of also trying to get
Speaker 1: my pseudo celebrity on and knowing the culture that they
Speaker 1: operate in. They're like, Okay, so I gotta go all
Speaker 1: in on talking this ship to get my numbers up,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Um, And that's when. But
Speaker 1: that's what's so fucked up. And but it makes sense
Speaker 1: because no one is actually the people who you know,
Speaker 1: there's a set of people who are just hook line
Speaker 1: and sinker ingesting all this ship and it's their reality.
Speaker 1: Then there's another group who doesn't give a funk what
Speaker 1: it means that they're saying. They just like the validation
Speaker 1: of social media likes and followers and not actually being
Speaker 1: putting together like what it's doing. Then there are people
Speaker 1: who do know what the funk they're doing, but everyone's
Speaker 1: just kind of in it for their ego and just
Speaker 1: this you know, or sense of belonging. If you're on
Speaker 1: more of the side of these people who are like
Speaker 1: you know, when you read these um now, uh, just
Speaker 1: interviews with people who have been arrested who are kind
Speaker 1: of like, I don't know, like that's what they told,
Speaker 1: that's what we're doing, and like they don't even they're
Speaker 1: even confused. Now, Oh yeah, Elizabeth from Knoxville had no
Speaker 1: clue why she was there. Oh no, not at all,
Speaker 1: or the relutiontion um and for what, please articulate what
Speaker 1: the revel and don't just say it to get Chinese communists.
Speaker 1: Everything is just so fake, you know, like what did
Speaker 1: you see that one the good liars, that video clip
Speaker 1: that they put up. Oh my god, you know it
Speaker 1: starts off their their content has been like on point recently.
Speaker 1: But they were there on the sixth and the guys like,
Speaker 1: I'm here in Washington, d C. Where the group largest
Speaker 1: group of losers has gathered to contest the results of
Speaker 1: the election. Blah blah. I'm like, oh, here's one now.
Speaker 1: And it's like these two older guys with like Maga
Speaker 1: regalion and he's like, sir, like he's just seamlessly from
Speaker 1: his intro, just walks up to this guy, puts a
Speaker 1: mic in his face, like, sir, if you could say
Speaker 1: something to President Trump right now, what would you say?
Speaker 1: He starts breaking down into you and he's like, I'm
Speaker 1: not tell him. He's the best president ever. And if
Speaker 1: and if this doesn't go right, I don't know what's
Speaker 1: gonna happen. And they guys like and there you have it,
Speaker 1: and but do everything that happen, like oh my God,
Speaker 1: this is just people have completely you know, traded their
Speaker 1: old lives for this cult life. Because even now, like
Speaker 1: the way people talk on parlor or like the Donald
Speaker 1: website and all those message boards right now, the phase
Speaker 1: of like grief they're in is like they're bragging about
Speaker 1: how they've completely spiked their personal and familial relationships for this,
Speaker 1: or like, yeah, so my wife filed for divorce finally,
Speaker 1: and it doesn't matter because she's from San Francisco and
Speaker 1: you're like, yo, look at you, like y'all are I
Speaker 1: don't know, like you. They're gonna find themselves in this
Speaker 1: very isolated place, but that's only going to radicalize them further.
Speaker 1: So it's hard to see where you interrupt this process.
Speaker 1: It is, but it's it definitely has more more in
Speaker 1: common with a death cult than it does like a
Speaker 1: like From that respect, it has more in common with
Speaker 1: the death cult than it does like a actual like
Speaker 1: fascist movement, where like people are actually bringing their whole
Speaker 1: family along with them, Like the people seem to be
Speaker 1: more just completely rejected by the next generation for the
Speaker 1: most part. Um. I mean, it's it's somewhere in between
Speaker 1: those two things. Gre too great options, but that's why
Speaker 1: I think it's fascist uprising or death well right, and
Speaker 1: then but also like even in their reality, like the
Speaker 1: end game is happening, you know, because when Parlor goes down,
Speaker 1: they're kicked off Twitter. They start reading articles like about
Speaker 1: how all the information from Parlor has been scraped and
Speaker 1: they know who the users are and where they were
Speaker 1: like sending Parley's from. That's only going to feed the
Speaker 1: paranoia of what they believe is like see now they've
Speaker 1: identified all the patriots and now we're on a list,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And that I think is
Speaker 1: another dimension of it that excel that will also accelerate
Speaker 1: that I'm very weary and uh, you know that's very
Speaker 1: unsettling to think about, like because imagine if you're in
Speaker 1: your like because this is their reality. You know, there's
Speaker 1: not many people who are like, oh, no's bullshit, but
Speaker 1: I'm still going they're like no for a lot of
Speaker 1: people because this is the only like their perception is this,
Speaker 1: so that that is their reality. That if you were
Speaker 1: in a position we're like Lawn Worseman has a list
Speaker 1: of all of us, and like I and I was
Speaker 1: there to defend the president, Like what is going on
Speaker 1: that kind of you know, it's sort of yes, ending
Speaker 1: their whole agenna exactly. Um, And not to say that
Speaker 1: they shouldn't be doing that, but I'm like, that's where
Speaker 1: they're at right now based on like a lot of
Speaker 1: the things you see. But then there's also, uh, the
Speaker 1: threats onto the inauguration are also steadily continuing. So yeah, um, god,
Speaker 1: can you imagine being a secret Service agent period? That
Speaker 1: would be terrible. But also like for the next three years,
Speaker 1: like it's going to be a portion of the population
Speaker 1: that is openly in favor of assassinating the President's Oh
Speaker 1: come on, they're not gonna do oh ship, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Like that's how I mean, not that
Speaker 1: they're even surprised, but they're they want to. They're just
Speaker 1: be like, Oh, you're worrying. You're worrying. You're worring, You're worrying.
Speaker 1: You're worrying too much. You know, if I were Biden,
Speaker 1: I would just skip enoughation and go to and Gary
Speaker 1: for a couple of nights. You know, I would hologram
Speaker 1: inauguration on that ship right up. I'll be like, but like,
Speaker 1: dover tell anybody, just do the hologram and then when
Speaker 1: they try and shoot him, like he's like Stage and
Speaker 1: comes out like the Wizard of Oz. He's like Doctor Manhattan.
Speaker 1: They put up a forty ft version of Biden. He's like,
Speaker 1: motherfuck you thought you could defeat me. I'm Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: I can't think of a person who would be less
Speaker 1: imposing as a forty foot version of themselves than Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: Yeah maybe, yeah, I'm so still, you know, with all
Speaker 1: the you know, obviously the tensions are ramping up. There's
Speaker 1: a lot more stories about how these lawmakers were briefed,
Speaker 1: how these lawmakers were sorry, how these lawmakers were briefed
Speaker 1: by law enforcement intelligence agencies on what they believe the
Speaker 1: threats are to the inauguration and the capital going forward.
Speaker 1: And it's like, I can't believe anyone would be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do the inauguration still, And I get that you
Speaker 1: want to act like, well, they're not going to deter this,
Speaker 1: But at the same time, these people don't seem like
Speaker 1: they give a funk about any like it's it's gonna
Speaker 1: they're gonna, they're not going to stop. I don't think um,
Speaker 1: at least if we should do the thing that people
Speaker 1: are doing with like their birthdays or Jackie with weddings,
Speaker 1: and be like, we're gonna do your big inauguration Joe
Speaker 1: next year after the pandemic and after yea, yea, when
Speaker 1: when we swear in President Holly or President like Holly,
Speaker 1: we'll do is We'll do Biden's inauguration from his first term,
Speaker 1: and then you can then just pivot to Holly and
Speaker 1: it'll just be really seamless. Um, let's talk about what
Speaker 1: Trump is saying about his speech, because, as we mentioned
Speaker 1: yesterday's episode, there's a lot of detailed analysis of his
Speaker 1: speech that points out that he is directly calling for
Speaker 1: violence at the Capitol. Yeah, fight like help but yeah,
Speaker 1: but the President was asked off prompter to address his
Speaker 1: comments and as is the case with any non scripted
Speaker 1: speech that he is giving us, just fully self serving,
Speaker 1: a deluded, warped version of reality. Terrible thing. And you
Speaker 1: have to always avoid violence, and we have, we have
Speaker 1: tremendous support, We have support probably like nobody's ever seen before.
Speaker 1: Always have to avoid the violence book at the Capitol.
Speaker 1: So if you read my speech, and many people have
Speaker 1: done it, and I've seen it both in the papers
Speaker 1: and in the media on television. It's been analyzed and
Speaker 1: people thought that what I said was totally appropriate. And
Speaker 1: if you look at what other people have said, politicians
Speaker 1: at a high level about the riots during the summer,
Speaker 1: the horrible riots in Portland and Seattle at various other
Speaker 1: other places, that was a real problem what they said.
Speaker 1: But they've analyzed my speech and my words and my
Speaker 1: final paragraph, my final sentence, and everybody took the key
Speaker 1: thought it was totally appropriate. Okay, okay, everybody to the
Speaker 1: t you're not. You act like you got like your
Speaker 1: fucking graded book report back. They looked at the intro paragraph,
Speaker 1: they looked at the body, they looked at the conclusion,
Speaker 1: the topic sentence, and it was fantastic, Like it's like
Speaker 1: you're saying, this is the only way he can demonstrate contrition,
Speaker 1: like as if he ever has or even approaches something
Speaker 1: like close to accountability or like I did anopsie, this
Speaker 1: ship has to be scripted and him just mindlessly reading
Speaker 1: off a teleprompter because the jazz musician Donald Trump is
Speaker 1: an inhumane, fucking fascist who doesn't give a funk about
Speaker 1: anything but himself or let alone even like what a
Speaker 1: movement is around him. He's just like at the end
Speaker 1: of the day, it's all about him getting what he
Speaker 1: wants and you know, funk everything else. So mhm, totally appropriate.
Speaker 1: The same thing is what he in the Ukraine call,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. They they analyzed it. I've
Speaker 1: seen on TV. I've seen in the media. Uh, they've
Speaker 1: analyzed it. I don't know. I guess it's probably news
Speaker 1: maximum Fox News. Yeah, of course analyzed. And he's also
Speaker 1: said it was fantastic. All right, let's take a quick
Speaker 1: break and when we come back, we will talk about
Speaker 1: the big news of the day, the Burger King rebrand.
Speaker 1: And they're back. And we're back, and Burger King is
Speaker 1: also back with a Warmer um More nineties inspired logo
Speaker 1: that I wanted to get you guys thoughts on, isn't
Speaker 1: this ship the same? One's basically the same. They they
Speaker 1: I think they've done a couple of things to make
Speaker 1: it simpler, Like it used to be a yellow bun
Speaker 1: and now it's an orange bone and the top bun
Speaker 1: is a little bit higher than the old school one,
Speaker 1: right like you do with your lips, Jack exactly top
Speaker 1: lip treated interesting. Look the differences between the Burger King
Speaker 1: logo and Jack's lips from the top one. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Like their little style guide that they put out, Yeah
Speaker 1: I do too. Yeah, they like the rappers uh that
Speaker 1: they wrap their food in have changed and they have
Speaker 1: like they've done a cool redesign that like basically takes
Speaker 1: it back to basics. I guess the so they had
Speaker 1: changed their logo twenty years ago, uh to like they
Speaker 1: put this like blue almost like loading bar around the
Speaker 1: burger like and made the burger look like it was
Speaker 1: like speeding through time and space, uh like by just
Speaker 1: tilting it a little bit. And it was meant to
Speaker 1: I don't even get burger from that one. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was meant to emphasize speed. Uh, which is also
Speaker 1: what their food has emphasized for the past twenty years.
Speaker 1: Is just like yeah, just hopen up, will throw it
Speaker 1: at your face, you pig um and now yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean supposedly there you know. The the rebrand is supposed
Speaker 1: to reflect a new warmth. Uh. If they can make
Speaker 1: their food reflect that new warmth, ok actually be warm um.
Speaker 1: And fries I've heard they've done a reboot on their fries,
Speaker 1: which was much needed. I feel like they're old fries
Speaker 1: in the box fries. I remember like I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: y'all are doing this weird. I feel like they were
Speaker 1: like battered in a weird way, but not like the
Speaker 1: yeah it was. I feel like they their former fries
Speaker 1: were similar to what aliens would make. It just based
Speaker 1: purely on watching humans eat real fries, like not knowing
Speaker 1: anything else, just like seeing the shape. It was like battered,
Speaker 1: weird potato ish sticks, but not really um and again
Speaker 1: not always hot, not rarely hot enough. I feel like
Speaker 1: I think this is just part of like I find
Speaker 1: myself looking backwards constantly and finding comfort in the times
Speaker 1: where I was not aware enough of how cruel the
Speaker 1: world was the nice and I'm like, hell, yeah, I
Speaker 1: remember this. This reminds me of a thing I didn't
Speaker 1: want to eat, and but I remember being driven to
Speaker 1: a practice or something by someone's parents, and that's what
Speaker 1: this evokes. And part of me, like, I think I've
Speaker 1: really been underrating how much the aesthetic, like how we
Speaker 1: all just we we pivoted off of the American insurre
Speaker 1: action in progress uh to being like, oh, the burger
Speaker 1: king thing looks like when we were babies. Immediately found
Speaker 1: a little comfort in that. I mean, one side is
Speaker 1: always someone's always gonna be using nostalgia. It might as
Speaker 1: well not be the insurrectionist. That's what the Nazis used
Speaker 1: nostalgia to, uh really strong successful effects. So uh but yeah,
Speaker 1: people always funk with nostalgia. I feel like teenager shoes
Speaker 1: now look like the Payless rack from when I was twelve.
Speaker 1: Teenagers show these teenagers shoes? Yeah, I'm sorry, they look
Speaker 1: like what like the Payless rack from when I was twelve?
Speaker 1: Like just like those yeah, chunky white coach sneakers like
Speaker 1: the rebox and ship and I don't know they they've
Speaker 1: Also there are certain brands that have like tried to
Speaker 1: do the time travel thing, like Cereals dabbled with it.
Speaker 1: We talked about on a on a past episode, like
Speaker 1: they were like, we're gonna go back to making the
Speaker 1: Cereals exactly like we made them when you were a kid,
Speaker 1: and with lead paint exactly. I think like that wasn't
Speaker 1: a thing that I I feel like I was asking for,
Speaker 1: but I did want to open it up to like
Speaker 1: what are products are brands that you guys would funk
Speaker 1: with like a taking it back to like any point
Speaker 1: in time, Like I was thinking pizza hut needs to
Speaker 1: go back to those old pizza parlors that have all
Speaker 1: been turned into bank buildings that with like hat shape
Speaker 1: the buffet we used to go to the we had
Speaker 1: one by our high school. We would always jack silver
Speaker 1: where I don't know what the funk was wrong with us,
Speaker 1: but we will go to this. Yeah, they need to
Speaker 1: bring back that reading the summer reading people. You don't
Speaker 1: we used have so many of those red pebble glass
Speaker 1: pictures of soda pebble glass pebbled plastica cola cup we
Speaker 1: used in the by the handfuls, and I remember we
Speaker 1: would just be like, look at my boykers, like what
Speaker 1: are we doing with all this ship? I bet those
Speaker 1: are on eBay right now for like fifty right yeah.
Speaker 1: And that like amber colored big gas pebbled cup, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, the plastic amber one that was
Speaker 1: like sort of generic throughout the eighties and early nineties.
Speaker 1: I might have to just rearrange all my ships so
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm not like round table pizza, and
Speaker 1: I want a cafeteria tray and I want to eat
Speaker 1: my food on it every day. See this is all
Speaker 1: just yeah, don't worry, We'll be doing that in the
Speaker 1: prison came. Yeah, more McDonalds prisoner slop, like the prison
Speaker 1: camp will just be very design nineties design that we love,
Speaker 1: but would love the aesthetic the old McDonald's. Remember the
Speaker 1: old McDonald's like hand like sort of cursive script ship
Speaker 1: they used to have. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's another thing
Speaker 1: I would think about. Um yeah, I feel like new
Speaker 1: McDonald's though, like by they now have like video game
Speaker 1: consoles in McDonald's that you can, like kids can play,
Speaker 1: which is dirty, but so was the ball pit. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like they've been up in their game quietly
Speaker 1: a little bit like the in person McDonald's. Haven't been
Speaker 1: on one in a minute. Yeah. I stopped in one
Speaker 1: on a on a road trip a couple of years
Speaker 1: ago when I was like playing. Yeah, I just sat
Speaker 1: in there and uh, the kids were out in the
Speaker 1: car crying, but I was. I mean, they're like very
Speaker 1: simple kid based games. But it's basically the same idea
Speaker 1: as like the Playhouse. But oh right, Dawn the Playhouse.
Speaker 1: I remember I sucked my knee up really bad in
Speaker 1: one of those. But you know, have cars tried doing
Speaker 1: uh the thing that like shoes do they like release
Speaker 1: retro like I would funk with like an old Like
Speaker 1: I put a picture in the dock of like this
Speaker 1: old like nineties hatchback that I would like, if you
Speaker 1: could get a new one of those, I would drive
Speaker 1: like the whole school drug like a hybrid. Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: and you could just put a speaker in that ship
Speaker 1: to make it sound like the wild exhaust. I mean,
Speaker 1: like they're bringing the Bronco back. That's like the closest
Speaker 1: thing I can think of of them being like huh
Speaker 1: huh remember when O J But it doesn't really look
Speaker 1: like I mean, it's based off of it. It's just
Speaker 1: a behemoth of a car. But yeah, I mean sure,
Speaker 1: why not? Why not retros? Like my dad still has
Speaker 1: a Bronco from and he drives it to this day.
Speaker 1: It's had it has almost four hundred thousand miles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what color is it? It's like dark navy with the
Speaker 1: white like oh yeah. And when I was in high school,
Speaker 1: I was like embarrassed by it because that was like
Speaker 1: it was a nineties car and this was the two thousands.
Speaker 1: But now when I go home, I'm like, Dad, can
Speaker 1: I drive your bo a photoshoot? But I can't anymore.
Speaker 1: It is now a classic car and it's on special
Speaker 1: classic car insurance. It's a classic. Anything over twenty five
Speaker 1: years old is a classic car, so it gets filed
Speaker 1: under a different insurance policy. Is it more or less
Speaker 1: more because to repair it with probably don't come looking
Speaker 1: like O J and a C cruising down the four
Speaker 1: or five. I mean it's really cool. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't start nine times I attend, but when it does, right,
Speaker 1: I mean I don't want the interior and like the
Speaker 1: engine to be the nineties version, like yeah, it should
Speaker 1: definitely be an electric vehicle or something, but just like
Speaker 1: the body and the design, I feel like there's like
Speaker 1: something dope about some of the some of the old cars.
Speaker 1: Just so you know, John Johnson, my dad has kept
Speaker 1: it up real nice. The interior looks clean. So if
Speaker 1: you all want to come to Dallas, bring a trailer
Speaker 1: trailer dot com that thing up. But yeah, I think
Speaker 1: other went a two thousand two niece on Skyline R
Speaker 1: three four. I'll take that retro. Yeah. I'm not a
Speaker 1: car guy, so I just like looked up a picture
Speaker 1: on Google Images and was like, yeah, this one will do.
Speaker 1: It's like I always called it a Rabbit because I
Speaker 1: think there was a car called the Rabbit that looked
Speaker 1: like what was your first car? Was everybody's first car?
Speaker 1: H My first car was a I mean it was
Speaker 1: basically my mom's car, but it was a Chevy Blazer
Speaker 1: two door. A two door, oh yeah, Like it was
Speaker 1: like basically the little brother of the Bronco. Right, exactly,
Speaker 1: what about you, Jackie. I drove a gold Chrysler Sebring
Speaker 1: convertible because that's what Rose McGowan drove in, and I said,
Speaker 1: I need that. Oh my god. It was the sounds,
Speaker 1: but it was it was pretty cool soundtrack. I had
Speaker 1: that soundtrack from Jawbreaker. Yeah, maybe I'll sing that next
Speaker 1: time I'm here. Um, all right. Other pitches I have
Speaker 1: for you guys A mall that is just completely like
Speaker 1: from the eighties, Like you just take that Wonder Woman
Speaker 1: eighty four mall and just like Stranger takes the Stranger Things, Mom, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Stranger Things Mom. I want to smell incense and
Speaker 1: Spencer's game and flip through the black light. I want
Speaker 1: to go to Walden Books, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I want to go to yeah, exactly, Walden Exactly. I
Speaker 1: want to go to motherfucking uh imaginari um, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, and walking the little door on the
Speaker 1: side like the Jim Boree store. Okay, I want to
Speaker 1: play with the rainstick and imaginarium and they'll go to
Speaker 1: sharper Image. Oh yeah, because I'm a child, but really
Speaker 1: they man, I'm not a serious customer. All right, Yeah
Speaker 1: you go to a and w go to fucking Orange Julius. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they could do the like these brands need to. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you there. Look for any savvy entrepreneur out there
Speaker 1: that listens to the show and wants some bad advice
Speaker 1: from a podcaster, listen to this idea. It's all about
Speaker 1: experiencing ship after this, like loking, I cannot imagine a
Speaker 1: damn that is like holding back something more like ferocious
Speaker 1: than people's desires to like be around other people and
Speaker 1: just do what is like normal quote unquote, And I
Speaker 1: feel like that ship is going to be reduced to
Speaker 1: literally like walking around a sick gass mall that looked
Speaker 1: like it did thirty years ago. Uh. You know how
Speaker 1: like people go to renfairs and they get any character
Speaker 1: like I want to go into an immersive mall where
Speaker 1: no one has their phones. No one's allowed to have
Speaker 1: phones out and you have to dress up. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: give that, you put them in the bag, like and
Speaker 1: everyone is like cause playing as a different person, and
Speaker 1: like we have to do this. Disney would have this
Speaker 1: like as a as a section of the park or something.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like mall World, just get I mean, somebody,
Speaker 1: look you just you. You're one of these people who
Speaker 1: buys a bunch of distressed brands that were big in
Speaker 1: the nineties, so you own all the fucking copyrights and
Speaker 1: things like that, and then you team up with these
Speaker 1: abandoned mall owners and be like, yo, I know this
Speaker 1: sounds you think this sounds wild, but motherfucker's will come
Speaker 1: here and shop. Oh I will buy all of the
Speaker 1: limited too. I will buy limited to sweatshirts, pants everywhere
Speaker 1: we go around chess Kill. I'll fucking I'll write my
Speaker 1: parents information on that dumbass raffle to win a Mitsubishi
Speaker 1: clips in the middle of them all. You know, it
Speaker 1: doesn't sign them up for like junk mail for Lively
Speaker 1: and like, what then is this I'm gonna meets That's
Speaker 1: actually what drove that generation to be as bad as
Speaker 1: they are, as all the junk bail started. Do you
Speaker 1: know anybody who ever won one of them? No, it's
Speaker 1: a scam to get your information. Wait, I mean that's
Speaker 1: someone had to win, even if it was stooge, right.
Speaker 1: I won one sweepstakes in my life from the back
Speaker 1: of a pizza box, or not a pizza box, a
Speaker 1: cereal box. And it was like a like one of those.
Speaker 1: It was sort of like a broke knockoff lego set.
Speaker 1: But I said, so I had to send away for it.
Speaker 1: It came and it was like a tiny It was
Speaker 1: like five pieces that they gave you. Like that wasn't
Speaker 1: even worth the postage. It took some bullshit. My mom
Speaker 1: got to be on a billboard once because she won
Speaker 1: a radio station contest I've never won, just had a
Speaker 1: bumper sticker on her car and they like found her
Speaker 1: or whatever. I won a raffle at my block party
Speaker 1: in nineties seven where I got a basically industry copy
Speaker 1: of the Batman Forever soundtrack. And my industry copy you
Speaker 1: knew because they drilled that hole in the barcode in
Speaker 1: the backs, because you're like, this ship was not bought
Speaker 1: from the store. This ship came out the Warner Brothers
Speaker 1: offices um, and I remember being like, yo, because I'm
Speaker 1: ever fucking won anything. I remember looking at that ticket
Speaker 1: and I'm calling the number out and I'm like, I'm in,
Speaker 1: motherfucker get me that Batman Forever, motherfucking soundtrack. That was
Speaker 1: a good soundtrack forever. I'm sorry, sorry, So it was
Speaker 1: Batman and Robin. That's the one that had um Lucia
Speaker 1: silver sound yes, and also had a Smashing Pumpkins uh
Speaker 1: track on it. That's a forgotten Bob. Honestly, we just
Speaker 1: rewatched all. The end is the beginning of the end
Speaker 1: is the end or whatever I feel was like the
Speaker 1: name of the song, the end is the beginning is
Speaker 1: the end is the end? And that that's a good song.
Speaker 1: Was the movie better than you remember? I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I remember that soundtrack. The movie is very very silly,
Speaker 1: like ridiculously silly almost. I guess when I saw it,
Speaker 1: I thought it was fun, like the Joel Schumach or
Speaker 1: Batman's you know they are very campy, but it was
Speaker 1: really really silly. I I'm a Batman forever. Al Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: sure was the ice age? Thank you? I just love
Speaker 1: Jim Carrey. I don't know if I ever cannot No,
Speaker 1: Batman Returns is dope. It's getting to the point that
Speaker 1: like all like film people are like Batman Returns is
Speaker 1: actually one of them. Up. I know, I saw bubbling
Speaker 1: when people ended up on a lot of Christmas film lists.
Speaker 1: I remember when I was like, ok, but yeah, that's
Speaker 1: look into him. Tell me what it is you see man,
Speaker 1: And he said its like soundtracks are are on Estalia.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely, because I think the deals are just
Speaker 1: different now, like and people like, mm, I don't know
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna license my song for that thing when
Speaker 1: I can make more money by not having it on
Speaker 1: this compilation see me essentially, And also like gone are
Speaker 1: the days of like yo puff Daddy made a song
Speaker 1: just for the new uh god sucking Avengers movie, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah, because it would come with
Speaker 1: me was the fucking my God. People were like what yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1: Another pitch that if you open a Blockbuster in l
Speaker 1: A where you could rent a wireless VCR that could
Speaker 1: be like attached to either your TV via WiFi or
Speaker 1: chrome cast or something like that. I feel like people
Speaker 1: might be in what if I what if we just
Speaker 1: I think the other version is just put vhs quality
Speaker 1: things on Netflix. Yeah, like just be like you want
Speaker 1: that ship four K twenty vhs bro. But the experience
Speaker 1: of going to Blockbuster, I feel like people still funk with. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that seems like a bit of the maw thing. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you. I'm telling you it's because I mean, these kids,
Speaker 1: these teenagers, you know, they don't know the struggle of
Speaker 1: going to Blockbuster on a Friday night and everything's out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all the new releases are out. Oh you want to
Speaker 1: play Earthworm Jim on Super Nintendo. See you was seven
Speaker 1: years because somebody'd been Titanic though. Yeah, it's like because
Speaker 1: we got no actually just just crushed me under a
Speaker 1: pile of Titanic vhs? Is please fitting end for me? Alright?
Speaker 1: So we'll stick with malls. No, no bringing Blockbuster back.
Speaker 1: I just there will be a sun Coast video at
Speaker 1: the moment, will be a sun Coast obviously with the
Speaker 1: Sam Goodie right next door. I mean, it's all either
Speaker 1: of you have sisters or I don't know, maybe you
Speaker 1: san Rio surprised the same. I'm the only child. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I was on that ship so early. Um, and I
Speaker 1: remember there was a Sanio store like in a mall
Speaker 1: by me, and I remember like I would be like
Speaker 1: tell my mom like it's it's different than what they
Speaker 1: have in Japan and then walk out and discussed uh,
Speaker 1: and then like I would dunk on like I remember
Speaker 1: when that ship was big when I when I was
Speaker 1: in Japan, I made sure to like bring the fucking
Speaker 1: like bots Modu ship before that was out. And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: y'all fucking and They're like, what is it. I'm like, uh,
Speaker 1: that is actually the benefits of being coming from an
Speaker 1: interracial marriage. Okay, that's what that is, Uh, Jackie. It
Speaker 1: has been a pleasure of having you. Where can people
Speaker 1: find you and follow you? Well? I have a podcast
Speaker 1: called Natch Beaute and it comes out every Thursday, and
Speaker 1: it is a beauty comedy podcast. We talked about self
Speaker 1: care and skincare and beauty and things like that. So
Speaker 1: check that out, and um, maybe I need to incite.
Speaker 1: I don't know. My Instagram is pretty flat these days.
Speaker 1: I have has zero growth in a year, zero growth
Speaker 1: in a year or honey. So if you want to
Speaker 1: if you want to come, say hi, it's Jackie Michelle
Speaker 1: Johnson on Instagram, go ahead, I'll post if y'all come,
Speaker 1: you know, and I know that you don't choose, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Check out the church photos. Yeah
Speaker 1: there's a dog, you know. Yeah, Jackie, is there a
Speaker 1: tweet you've been enjoying. I mean, listen, I'm from Texas originally,
Speaker 1: and I just hate Ted Cruz. I hate him so
Speaker 1: deeply in my body. And Alison Agascity, who's a great
Speaker 1: Twitter assassin, tweeted yesterday I think that Ted Cruz is
Speaker 1: a malignant presence in the Senate and a threat to democracy.
Speaker 1: But I also think it's really really funny that he's
Speaker 1: trying to be hot. She posted this photo of him,
Speaker 1: and it's true, he really is try to There was
Speaker 1: another photo I saw of him. It looked like if
Speaker 1: Mario Lopez completely sucked his life up. I know, there's
Speaker 1: like one where he like it's like he's doing like
Speaker 1: this weird. It's like they're catching him mid sentence, so
Speaker 1: he's really his face is contorted like they were shading
Speaker 1: him by putting it there. But I was looking. I
Speaker 1: was like, and I was showing her magicin I'm like,
Speaker 1: kind of look like a funk up Mario Lopez. It did,
Speaker 1: Mario Lopez. I need his scan routine. You mean, okay,
Speaker 1: well go to Mount Doom and spoil your blood before Satan.
Speaker 1: Uh and then yeah, you know you might get that
Speaker 1: contact info for that dermatox. I mean at back of Cracked,
Speaker 1: writer Robert Brockway was was writing, like over a decade
Speaker 1: ago about your Mario Lopez is in league with Satan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's not. Nothing I have seen has led me
Speaker 1: to Jackie for someone who does a podcast about skincare
Speaker 1: and things like that, Is there any scientific research of
Speaker 1: looking at these shape shifter immortal types and being like,
Speaker 1: do we need to kind of figure out what is
Speaker 1: going on with them to start figuring out how we
Speaker 1: can get everybody right? You know what? That's something I'm
Speaker 1: going to deeply look into. Now. I think that's a
Speaker 1: good episode, you know what I mean, Like the science
Speaker 1: of like the Farrell's and Mario Lopez ship. To be honest,
Speaker 1: I think it's human growth hormone. But I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's let's get to it. What's the myth of
Speaker 1: because okay, like is like Angela Bassett has aged remarkably
Speaker 1: and that ain't no h g H, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? And obviously no, I think some people are
Speaker 1: just blas she is a queen, so a literal Africa.
Speaker 1: Let us know, let us know that g is h
Speaker 1: g h. What is going on? Is there maybe your
Speaker 1: scientist and you is this even a field of study,
Speaker 1: because there has to be something looking at people who
Speaker 1: age remarkably well and be like how do we get there? Well?
Speaker 1: Farrell is really into skincare. He has his own line
Speaker 1: and I heard he uses I Cream as full face cream,
Speaker 1: and he also exfoliates every single day. He bobs for
Speaker 1: apples and lumire Yes, goals, miles, where can people find you?
Speaker 1: What's tweeting? A? Oh man? There's like because you know
Speaker 1: that these near death experiences and they have to get
Speaker 1: hooked up to this helmet that fills up with water
Speaker 1: to like drown them to get them to these near
Speaker 1: death experiences. I'll just need to Farrell like that. But
Speaker 1: it's just all I cream fills up this like glass
Speaker 1: head boy just comes out looking beautiful for me. Yeah. Twitter,
Speaker 1: Instagram at miles of Gray for twenty Day Fiance is
Speaker 1: the other podcast. We're just talking ninety day and some
Speaker 1: tweets that I like, Let's see the first one is
Speaker 1: from at Adam Freeland uh, says not watching Queen's gambit
Speaker 1: don't like you when girls play games stupid. Another one's
Speaker 1: from Jesse Gaskell at Jesse at Jesse's twats FBI agents
Speaker 1: frantically learning to play bass so they can infiltrate every
Speaker 1: Leonard skinnerd cover band. So yeah, we're just like looking
Speaker 1: in your own departments too, but anyway that that might
Speaker 1: work to Oh sorry? And one more from at Pizza
Speaker 1: Dosania past guest. She tweets sex is cool, but have
Speaker 1: you ever been brown? While watching white terrorists dragged off
Speaker 1: a plane? A bit of shot in freuder? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think I must be hungry because all the tweets I'm
Speaker 1: like and are about food. Uh. Rod Nay Lacroix, great name,
Speaker 1: Rob Lacroix at Rob Lacroix. If you mean putting a
Speaker 1: sheet of foil down so I don't have to wash
Speaker 1: the baking sheet after making nachos, then yes, I do
Speaker 1: clean eating. Um. Jeff McMahon tweeted, uh, intenant they should
Speaker 1: have worked in a scene where Kenneth Bronna pulls a
Speaker 1: fresh meatbul club out of his mouth. I haven't seen it,
Speaker 1: but that would have been the best thing to see
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Speaker 1: all miles what are we right kind of feeling in
Speaker 1: it a poppy mood. Now with all the talk of
Speaker 1: sandil Oh, there's also a theme park out there. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's still open in Japan, which is wild.
Speaker 1: So this is actually a group called Kettle Kettle Bonito,
Speaker 1: which is a group from London, but the lead singer
Speaker 1: I believe it's half Japanese or she moved from Japan
Speaker 1: And like some of their other songs are pretty big,
Speaker 1: like Flamingo is when people Here, but this one is
Speaker 1: I'd Rather Sleep and has more of like a you know,
Speaker 1: like I revivee Island vibe to it um. So it's
Speaker 1: just like a good, just easy listening, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, just just to get into it. I love
Speaker 1: that I might go get me an impossible burger from
Speaker 1: Burger King and enjoy this song. I tried to play
Speaker 1: Flamingo at a thing with like my wife's friends one time,
Speaker 1: and I was like, Hey, is this playlist good for
Speaker 1: for you guys? And they were like, what's there? Are
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