Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the
Speaker 1: Weekly Zitgeist. Uh. These are some of our favorite segments
Speaker 1: from this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment
Speaker 1: laugh stravaganza. Uh yeah. So, without further ado, here is
Speaker 1: the Weekly Zeitgeist. We are thrilled to be joined in
Speaker 1: our third seat by the brilliant and talented Jabari Ali
Speaker 1: Davia Loco loco. Thank you, gentlemen, thank you. Now that
Speaker 1: my gums are itching from that will yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: good to have you on. Yeah, it's great to have you. Man,
Speaker 1: It's always another person who I interact with on Twitter.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why isn't Why don't Jabari come on? I
Speaker 1: want to talk. I'm gonna why are we talking? Man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be completely honest with you. I am truly
Speaker 1: a member of your sight gang. So this is an hour?
Speaker 1: Oh man? Absolutely. Then I posited this question to you, Jabari,
Speaker 1: what of Jack's take on Demolition Man is stallone? Wait?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, so wait, I'm just curious what were you
Speaker 1: trying to say. You're saying people looked at Demolition Man
Speaker 1: as a stallone film, So problem. I'm a I'm a
Speaker 1: big stallone head Rocky Rambo, like just all of it
Speaker 1: from the eighties. I feel like that movie is it
Speaker 1: got so much right about the future. It got a
Speaker 1: lot right about where we were headed. I'm getting choked
Speaker 1: up just talking about it. But it's I just think
Speaker 1: it would be viewed like it would be studied more
Speaker 1: in film classes if it didn't have your stallone as
Speaker 1: as Okay, but let's who could have who could we
Speaker 1: have swapped out to get people to take demolition at
Speaker 1: least in retrospect? Seriously, if it's not him, who was
Speaker 1: around that time, Bruce Willis? Yeah, yeah, although I don't
Speaker 1: even know, Like, yeah, Bruce Willis would be the just
Speaker 1: like easy swap in and probably gets less uh you know,
Speaker 1: immediately taken away from it, just in terms of like
Speaker 1: national reception, but or global reception, I guess. But you know,
Speaker 1: like a Harrison Ford and like a Blade Runner esque uh,
Speaker 1: turn could have could have made So if we're looking
Speaker 1: at highest grossing actors from the nineties, right, So that's
Speaker 1: just a Loane his number eight on, but like in
Speaker 1: the one through seven is Tom Hanks, Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Arnold,
Speaker 1: Harrison Ford, and Michelle Peiffer Kevin Costner. Gibson's Yeah, but
Speaker 1: then have been like, now we can't talk about this
Speaker 1: trash as movie, but are our problematic nineties takes right?
Speaker 1: Like he's like man um Anyways, I read from Mel Gibson,
Speaker 1: is the point of that is demolition Man of Batman movie?
Speaker 1: That's the question. Oh okay, So it's like, whoa. It's
Speaker 1: a trangzing thing that people have been saying for you,
Speaker 1: saying for years or something. You have your joker Batman,
Speaker 1: you know, kind of dynamics and there are a lot
Speaker 1: of parallels there. I love it, except Simon Phoenix is
Speaker 1: a style icon, and if there's one thing we need,
Speaker 1: it's more Batman movies. I would say. So, I think
Speaker 1: I think we should just retro. Someone needs to remake
Speaker 1: it as a Batman movie. In my opinion, I remember
Speaker 1: wanting like a blonde flat top like Simon Phoenix, but
Speaker 1: my mixed hair could not get the curls tight enough
Speaker 1: to get that hype. I could just get like veragile curls,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I was like, damn, like,
Speaker 1: I can't rock that, Simon Phoenix. I'm gonna keep it
Speaker 1: real with you. I had the flat top I didn't
Speaker 1: have the guts, I didn't have a balls to go.
Speaker 1: You did you have to go forward meteor man with it.
Speaker 1: You couldn't do it, Chelsea. First, we like to ask
Speaker 1: our guest, what is something from your search tree that's
Speaker 1: revealing about who you are? Um? What do I have
Speaker 1: here for you? Um? Oh, it's all of it is
Speaker 1: so weird for what I do for for the podcast,
Speaker 1: But today I got for you Disney villains, gay drag queens.
Speaker 1: So alright, alright, so I mean first, okay, American hysteria,
Speaker 1: So talking about you know what I was saying before, off,
Speaker 1: Mike Jack loves a little satanic panic, moral panic, you know,
Speaker 1: mass hysterias. The psychology is a science, and that's kind
Speaker 1: of that's a folk that's the that's what you focus on.
Speaker 1: That's kind of your day right now. And what's so
Speaker 1: cool is that Cracked was one of my original inspos
Speaker 1: for learning about the Satanic panic. I mean, you guys
Speaker 1: had like kind of like good listicles about different you know,
Speaker 1: moral panics and stuff, and that was really I got.
Speaker 1: I got ideas from you man, So it's really cool. Um,
Speaker 1: but yeah, yeah, hopefully, yeah, you're you're not gonna like
Speaker 1: how much it is. It all adds up. That's our mentality.
Speaker 1: No donation too small in this church truly. So I
Speaker 1: was asking, I was like, what kind of rabbit hole
Speaker 1: I'm guessing you're you're saying, well, let's talk about on
Speaker 1: the show what what's what, what's what's in your shore?
Speaker 1: What's going on in there? Well, so, yeah, we cover
Speaker 1: a lot of conspiracy theories and moral panics, but eventually
Speaker 1: we kind of have moved into sort of a bigger
Speaker 1: picture of of like how American narratives and how, um,
Speaker 1: sort of our national mythologies come to be with whether
Speaker 1: that be political or like pop culture. And so we're
Speaker 1: doing a lot more pop culture. And so right now, um,
Speaker 1: I'm focusing on trash talk shows. So you know Jerry Springer,
Speaker 1: geraldo Um, sort of the classic fist fight uh stuff
Speaker 1: that people really there was like a big outcry about.
Speaker 1: And so you know, I went in just being like, oh,
Speaker 1: these are such great vehicles of hysteria. That's what our
Speaker 1: seasons about, um, because they spread moral panics. You know,
Speaker 1: I mean Heraldo had his Satanic panic special. But you know,
Speaker 1: I I figured I'd already talked about all that stuff
Speaker 1: in different ways. So I started reading these academic texts, um,
Speaker 1: which I love to do, about you know, trash talk
Speaker 1: shows and their cultural value, and I just found uh
Speaker 1: so much about visibility and talk shows and about how
Speaker 1: you know, people who were gender non conforming, for example,
Speaker 1: had no venue um and even though they were ridiculed
Speaker 1: on these shows, it was the one place where someone
Speaker 1: was letting them speak for themselves. And so it's just
Speaker 1: like all about how activists would sneak in their messages
Speaker 1: and they would actually train each other to go on
Speaker 1: talk shows to say, Okay, you're gonna get made fun of.
Speaker 1: People are gonna you know, whoop and yell and be
Speaker 1: really mean to you, but you're going to have this
Speaker 1: like fifteen seconds where you can say your piece and
Speaker 1: they would get a bunch of letters after. But the
Speaker 1: problem was that white supremacists also did that. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you guys remember the fist fight of Haraldo
Speaker 1: fame of uh, you know, roy Inus the black activist
Speaker 1: and uh the skinhead dude. Um. So it's just this.
Speaker 1: Then they would get their message, their moment, and they
Speaker 1: trained each other about how to be on talk shows.
Speaker 1: So it's just this like so much richer than just
Speaker 1: being like, oh, it's like a mother daughter dominatrix team.
Speaker 1: You know. Um, So it's just I don't know. I
Speaker 1: always I always find a lot more than I think.
Speaker 1: You know, it always has a lot, a lot of
Speaker 1: different value that I didn't at all expect. So that
Speaker 1: that's been my my big rabbit hole. And you know,
Speaker 1: there's so much about class and it's it's it is
Speaker 1: a rabbit hole. But but you guys can listen to
Speaker 1: that episode. So definitely coming out because I feel like
Speaker 1: it almost as when you're young and you watch shows
Speaker 1: like that, it's kind of almost sets your expectation for
Speaker 1: where society is in terms of given issue. It's like, wait,
Speaker 1: someone is having sex with their step daughter but they're
Speaker 1: not related. Boo. Yeah right right, Okay that's boo. That's boo.
Speaker 1: And then you're like, oh, trans person like maybe being
Speaker 1: on the low, and then the deception back then it's
Speaker 1: like we were trained to be like that because that
Speaker 1: is like the thing, and I think it's a really yeah,
Speaker 1: underrated way of even if you're like, oh, these people
Speaker 1: this is bullshit, it has this effective like the spectacle
Speaker 1: of it all and being like that's the reaction the
Speaker 1: mass group is having to this thing. Um, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just pure uncut judgment. It's like the actual physical embodiment
Speaker 1: of like public opinion. Right, But think about it as
Speaker 1: like a Twitter thread, right, everybody's coming on and like
Speaker 1: basically getting in fist fight like verbal fist fights and everybody.
Speaker 1: It's like this horrible, horrible and wonderful democratic thing, right,
Speaker 1: but it's so complicated because you don't know what it's
Speaker 1: too dangerous. But we want to protect free speech, and
Speaker 1: it's just this like total for me, it's just a
Speaker 1: talk show now, but it's it's a global, all no
Speaker 1: holds barred talk show that like spills into the streets.
Speaker 1: Now when you know people are getting in like Antifa
Speaker 1: Trump supporter fist fights. We made like twitter of a
Speaker 1: talk show. How much that would ease people up to
Speaker 1: be like I just watched the talk show over where
Speaker 1: the white supremacist is going to go with the you know,
Speaker 1: anti capitalists whatever, whatever the fuck you just kind of
Speaker 1: watch huh. Yeah, maybe that's a way to do it too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I mean, what if we saw each other's what
Speaker 1: if we saw each other's faces again to you know,
Speaker 1: like that's a that's like a very human thing to
Speaker 1: miss when you're like facial expressions and fo nationalists are
Speaker 1: like that guy's not that cool looking, actually, yeah, kind
Speaker 1: of a dink. Yeah, like the Captain America with like
Speaker 1: red laser eyes. Avatar is way cooler than this whatever
Speaker 1: I'm witnessing tweets. Yeah, maybe I'll maybe I'll go back
Speaker 1: to my reading group. Chelsea. How does that all tie
Speaker 1: back to Disney Villains? Oh yeah, oh god right, Um
Speaker 1: well that's our next episode is called Disneyfication. So how um,
Speaker 1: how we've kind of cartoonized our culture and ourselves. And
Speaker 1: infantilization is a big theme of you know, childhood being
Speaker 1: a really new thing. Um that really did and exist
Speaker 1: like as as a period of time until after um
Speaker 1: child labor laws were past, and that's like the twenties
Speaker 1: and thirties, and you get this like the child becomes precious.
Speaker 1: You know, you get stuffed animals instead. You know, we
Speaker 1: make soft all of these hard things. So that's kind
Speaker 1: of what that is. And then of course the sort
Speaker 1: of revisionist history is another part of it, and softening
Speaker 1: our history of you know, genocide, slavery, whatever you want,
Speaker 1: you know, all of it is kind of there in Disney,
Speaker 1: but it's it's just like made into like a stuffed
Speaker 1: animal version. Um. And then the Disney Villains is mostly
Speaker 1: that's a fun one because if you go back and
Speaker 1: you think about all of the Disney villains, they're either
Speaker 1: very effeminate or they're very like drag queenie, you know,
Speaker 1: like you know, Ursula is based dude, oh baby, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I mean like Ursula is based on divine so
Speaker 1: like literally period. Yeah. So yeah, it's like oh right, right,
Speaker 1: and so there's just like this thread and you know,
Speaker 1: the lyricist is Jaffar's I don't know, but he's just
Speaker 1: you know, he's like, yeah, yeah, it's gay vibes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like very gay. And I mean Scar right, he's
Speaker 1: just a super super homo and uh, I mean I
Speaker 1: think of Gaston. He's my he's my personal favorite Disney character.
Speaker 1: So that's that's problematic. But you know it's just he's
Speaker 1: just like throwing himself back on the chair and showing
Speaker 1: his you know, I use antlers and all of my
Speaker 1: decorating and uh so just sort of like what's that
Speaker 1: about too, Like the effeminate because that's also a theme
Speaker 1: in horror right is like the cross dressing you know,
Speaker 1: um ed Geen inspired Psycho villain um. So it's just
Speaker 1: I'm just like what we do is we just go
Speaker 1: in every direction possible and then I find like the
Speaker 1: root and then we choose a little all down. So
Speaker 1: right now Gay Disney Villains is my my chair where
Speaker 1: I'm at. Baby, what is something from your search history? Uh,
Speaker 1: surveiling about who you are? Well, okay, this is from
Speaker 1: yesterday and I don't have a TV anymore. I moved.
Speaker 1: I like downsized a lot. I don't have cable. I
Speaker 1: get a lot of my news from the internet. But
Speaker 1: yesterday I was tired of Twitter and I found myself
Speaker 1: just googling news and it was like, I just felt
Speaker 1: really silly. C yeah the word news and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm dumb like that worth Okay, opened my Google app
Speaker 1: of my phone and I was like news and I
Speaker 1: was like, wait, this is Google news right now, it
Speaker 1: just comes news. And there I was on Google where
Speaker 1: you could like like anything you Google, there's a news tab,
Speaker 1: so I like news news and I was like, oh, oh,
Speaker 1: what's the news on the news. I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know It was kind of funny though, because like
Speaker 1: I feel like as every like Wednesday, which is yesterday
Speaker 1: for us, it was just so many things that kept
Speaker 1: coming in and I was, I don't know, I was
Speaker 1: just tired of like getting inundated by tweets. And I
Speaker 1: mean some of them were funny because in dark, traumatic
Speaker 1: times people trying to make light of things and it
Speaker 1: does help. But um, yeah, that was my Google search thing.
Speaker 1: It was just news. And I realized at that moment
Speaker 1: that I'm like, oh, I my brain has become much
Speaker 1: like I have nothing else to offer other than just
Speaker 1: how do I need it? That like muscle memory thing,
Speaker 1: because I did sometimes you're like I'll just open like
Speaker 1: I'm bored, and I opened a tab and then I'm
Speaker 1: just like trying to type anything. Yeah, and I was
Speaker 1: just like how do I get informed? News? And it
Speaker 1: was just news. I felt so dumb. I didn't realize
Speaker 1: that until after it had populated. Wasn't like like what
Speaker 1: did I just like news? Like do what have I? Anyway,
Speaker 1: that was that was a really great moment for my
Speaker 1: brain yesterday. So I'm getting a nice broad cross section
Speaker 1: of news about the Washington d C Riot, about Elaine
Speaker 1: Chow resigning about the Supreme Court. Uh, you know, Briar
Speaker 1: is in the retirement spotlight. After Democratic wins and the
Speaker 1: Georgia Bulldogs get big news with the return of MG.
Speaker 1: Jordan Davis. So hey, football fans, Uh, what's a little
Speaker 1: south for your wounds down there? Republicans in Georgia, All right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back. Uh, And where should we start? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I honestly agree with everything that was said. It's just
Speaker 1: where do I start? I mean what I mean it is?
Speaker 1: It is Um. I think I'm getting really frustrated with like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, Democrats are basically just all
Speaker 1: the same at this point, and making excuses for like
Speaker 1: applauding Republicans that are finally condemning something that they should
Speaker 1: have condemned years ago. Really doesn't sit right with me.
Speaker 1: And I also just think, like all these people, they're
Speaker 1: terrorizing a country that they still have the most privilege
Speaker 1: in and that they will always have the most privileged
Speaker 1: because it was founded on their ideals and they know
Speaker 1: that they know that the whiteness of their skin comes
Speaker 1: with a power and protection from this country, and they
Speaker 1: wield it violently, and it's just so disturbing because it's
Speaker 1: they they went to the capital knowing that they wouldn't die,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, I mean, obviously they
Speaker 1: have been deaths, and then when shots were fired, they
Speaker 1: were so confused. Yeah, exactly. And that comes with whiteness.
Speaker 1: And it's just a terrifying display of wielding power and
Speaker 1: refusing to let it go. Um, despite having the most
Speaker 1: privilege out of everyone in the country. It's like, I
Speaker 1: don't understand where the sense of injustice comes from. It
Speaker 1: comes from Georgia. You know that that happening was the
Speaker 1: last stop that told them the lights are out for
Speaker 1: y'all know the lights have gone out. The House, the Senate,
Speaker 1: and the White House are completely out of your hands now.
Speaker 1: And I mean, if you look at that Georgia specifically,
Speaker 1: right just these southern states, most people like, I'll give
Speaker 1: up on these places. They're not they're they're everybody's backwards.
Speaker 1: They're they're racist, even though there are plenty of people
Speaker 1: of color and their diverse minds down in the South. Um,
Speaker 1: but it's all about minority rule. And like we were
Speaker 1: saying on the day, the results of the Georgia Senate
Speaker 1: race came in. It's that all the people were saying,
Speaker 1: it's not that it's conservative stronghold. They've been suppressing the
Speaker 1: fuck out the vote in this place for fucking ever,
Speaker 1: to the point most people don't even bother. That's exactly
Speaker 1: what I was. Yeah, there's a tweet that I really
Speaker 1: loved for um midwind Charles. They said, now do you
Speaker 1: understand why Republicans suppressed black votes? I hereby declare that
Speaker 1: the Southern states are not read. They are suppressed. And
Speaker 1: that's exactly right. Like that's these red states that even
Speaker 1: even I as a voter, I'm just like they're gonna
Speaker 1: be read, you know what I mean. Like that's but
Speaker 1: that's the trumping right for people who always could go
Speaker 1: to bed as conservatives because minority they know it's minority rule.
Speaker 1: They know they look at the that's why they're angry.
Speaker 1: They're demographically numerically, the quantifiably outnumbered in disposition, philosophy and
Speaker 1: physical numbers, and that minority rule really is is seen
Speaker 1: in the fact that Georgia went blue and that means,
Speaker 1: holy she's not gonna start going red because they're playing
Speaker 1: a losing hand with white supremacy. So the only option
Speaker 1: they had was to fucking jerrymander the funk out of
Speaker 1: these places, keep people from voting the only fucking way,
Speaker 1: And now that that's slipping there, now they're really seeing, well,
Speaker 1: fuck now, all I do have is my anger because
Speaker 1: right now minority rule is even a threat, like even
Speaker 1: the thing that we used to keep people oppressed is
Speaker 1: starting to fade away. And that's also causing a panic
Speaker 1: in these people because that's another indicator to them that
Speaker 1: their privilege, their power is beginning to wane. And it's
Speaker 1: I mean, look at the fucking people that were vibing
Speaker 1: out in the hotel lobby last and the night the
Speaker 1: night after that. That that night, after going to the
Speaker 1: Capitol and breaking ship and doing all this other ship,
Speaker 1: it was like it was little class. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: like the whole day was like this like field trip,
Speaker 1: like an eighth grade field trip, and they're just like
Speaker 1: relaxing afterwards. It looked like south By, like yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: south By like like I mean, at the same time,
Speaker 1: they're getting encouragement from congressman, from congressman like officials like
Speaker 1: Mary Miller that her name, she said, Hitler got one
Speaker 1: thing right, Like she literally quoted Hitler making a speech
Speaker 1: like that is appalling, Like I mean, not not surprising,
Speaker 1: but I mean the fact that like the quiet things
Speaker 1: that should be like are like like supporting white supremacy.
Speaker 1: That's just like out in the open now, and that's
Speaker 1: just like she's still an elected official, She's still able
Speaker 1: to do that, Like that should be ground for Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: all of them, not SI will be Nazis. Like you said,
Speaker 1: I don't know if we were recording when you said
Speaker 1: that boys Nazis will be Nazis. We have to live
Speaker 1: with it. And it's like, no, we don't deal with
Speaker 1: anything that way. We don't deal with patriarchy. Patriarchy is
Speaker 1: boys will be boys, even if they are assaulting people
Speaker 1: left and right and there's no way to stop it. Rather,
Speaker 1: we will do nothing to try and address this issue
Speaker 1: or have a reckoning with it. Oh you know, white
Speaker 1: supremacists just gonna white supremacy. I mean we can do
Speaker 1: and cut to this scene that so what happens when
Speaker 1: you shrug off this ship? Because no, then I was fucked, man.
Speaker 1: This is why I get so piste off right in
Speaker 1: the summer, I'm fucking begging people. You know, white people.
Speaker 1: You have to start checking these white people because when
Speaker 1: you don't, they think this ship is all good. And
Speaker 1: look at them. They were confused when law enforcement tried
Speaker 1: to enforce some kind of law. That's how that's how
Speaker 1: runaway this thinking has gone. But if you don't have
Speaker 1: people out here saying no, no no, no, you know, fuck that, no,
Speaker 1: we can't do that, this is not happening, then it
Speaker 1: just gets it gets worse and worse. And we have
Speaker 1: people in positions of power being like, you know, Nancy
Speaker 1: Pelosi trying to act like we're just gonna turn the
Speaker 1: page hours after people came through her office and stomped ship.
Speaker 1: What the funk are you talking about? That just shows
Speaker 1: you the level of insulation these people have from all
Speaker 1: of this, and the fact that it took them, you know, people,
Speaker 1: a mob at the at their fucking doorstep to wake
Speaker 1: the funk up and be and start out louding like
Speaker 1: should we remove the president? It's like, after all, where
Speaker 1: the funk have y'all been? You could have done that
Speaker 1: after Charlottesville, but no, And it grew and it grows
Speaker 1: and it grows and it grows and will not stop
Speaker 1: growing until you fucking have a reckoning with this ship
Speaker 1: and it just fucked up, man, because and then it
Speaker 1: was it was shitty then to see like the people
Speaker 1: of color cleaning up the fucking aftermath in the capital,
Speaker 1: adding insult to injury. I'm like, this whole thing is
Speaker 1: so fucking poisonous. But but we still have people on
Speaker 1: the on TV act like I don't know what I mean,
Speaker 1: what could we have done or whatever. You can start
Speaker 1: calling this ship out, you know, and start treating this
Speaker 1: at the very least, like call it out and don't
Speaker 1: let it just like fade away. Like it's it's going
Speaker 1: to keep festering. It's like a it's like a it's
Speaker 1: like an infected wound and it's just going to keep
Speaker 1: festering until we actually do something about it. Um that
Speaker 1: the whole country is like the whole country is a
Speaker 1: stupid infested wound, and we're just like, I don't know, well,
Speaker 1: we never ridded ourselves of these tumors centuries ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's it is in every cell. Like that's that's
Speaker 1: the thing that pissed me off so much about Joe
Speaker 1: Biden saying that this isn't America, this is the fucking
Speaker 1: DNA of America. This is everything about America. Reality in
Speaker 1: America tilts in the direction of white supremacy. If there
Speaker 1: was any other cause besides explicit white supremacy, which is
Speaker 1: what this was. Uh, the fact that there were two
Speaker 1: pipe bombs found in d C yesterday, the fact that
Speaker 1: these motherfucker's went into the halls of Congress with zip
Speaker 1: ties and guns like they were planning, And and today
Speaker 1: the New York Times and the fucking Washington Post are
Speaker 1: saying that this isn't a coup, and like they're questioning,
Speaker 1: they're having fucking uh semantic arguments about whether this is
Speaker 1: a coup. Well, like, what the funk else do you
Speaker 1: need to know what like this would be because they
Speaker 1: didn't do it, they didn't pull it off. It's like, okay,
Speaker 1: so it's not until the fucking nooses around your neck
Speaker 1: and you're on the gallows and you're like, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: I think it was a cool y'all. Yeah, but that's
Speaker 1: how this country moves. Ye founded in in white supremacy.
Speaker 1: It's going to uphold them forever. And yeah, like Jack
Speaker 1: is right, like this this is America, Like this shouldn't
Speaker 1: be a surprise, Like this is exactly where we were headed.
Speaker 1: It's exactly how we started. Like, this is exactly who
Speaker 1: we are, not we like, you know, America. This is
Speaker 1: exactly what it is, and it's always been this way.
Speaker 1: This is just the first time we've seen it implode
Speaker 1: in such a such a fashion. Like if there wasn't
Speaker 1: like social media or cameras around or whatever, like, we
Speaker 1: probably wouldn't get all the coverage that we got, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. But in this part of our
Speaker 1: like human history, this is what we're dealing with. And
Speaker 1: this is just the the iteration of this version of
Speaker 1: America that's there, just like a different mutation of the
Speaker 1: same thing. Is it just a different mutation of the
Speaker 1: same tumor? Let's talk about vaccine fuckery real quick. So Jmr.
Speaker 1: Writer did a deep dive into just kind of what
Speaker 1: is being put out there in the conspiracy corners. Um,
Speaker 1: it's a lot. A lot of it goes back to
Speaker 1: Bill Gates, who apparently cracked this amazing new technology where
Speaker 1: you can put micro chips inside people in just tiny
Speaker 1: little shots and you wouldn't feel like just grip your
Speaker 1: veins up as if he couldn't figure out windows this stuff,
Speaker 1: but he has figured out how to how to put
Speaker 1: little micro chips saying you that allegedly will talk to you.
Speaker 1: They have like volume controls and trouble and based control.
Speaker 1: Uh I wonder an anti vaxtor who's on this micro
Speaker 1: chip ship? And like, have you ever passed a kidney stone?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Have you ever passed a
Speaker 1: kidney stone? Do you know that sensation of something? You're like,
Speaker 1: I think this thing is ripping my body up from
Speaker 1: the inside and it comes down and you're like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck? It was that big and that just goes
Speaker 1: and you think they're putting motherfucking micro chips in you
Speaker 1: and you wouldn't know their ship are just I can't.
Speaker 1: I just want to walk people down the path. But
Speaker 1: you know, it is what it is, all in the
Speaker 1: name of denying white supremacy, essentially exactly. Experts are pointing
Speaker 1: out that, uh a, the technology doesn't exist and be
Speaker 1: anyone who owns the cell phones already betting tracked, so
Speaker 1: absolutely no need to do to do any of that. Um.
Speaker 1: But you know, they also think the microchip contains the
Speaker 1: mark of the beasts. There's that video on TikTok that
Speaker 1: was viewed like a million times um and right now
Speaker 1: COVID nineteen five g chip diagram is going viral. Uh.
Speaker 1: It's a diagram of an actual micro chip. Uh. And
Speaker 1: people are claiming it's the one that's being put into
Speaker 1: people's body. It's actually for the bows metal zone and
Speaker 1: two empty two guitar pedal is where is where they
Speaker 1: pulled this from Boss Boss shout out to Boss pedals
Speaker 1: to my boss, be like, like, you're the boss. Has
Speaker 1: has anyone ever explained why Bill Gates would want to
Speaker 1: track Let's just say, random bartholom off to know where
Speaker 1: you're at. I just jack it off to your location.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think how you get someone mad? Right?
Speaker 1: How would you get a stupid person mad about Bill
Speaker 1: Gates knowing where you are? You're like, because, let's let's
Speaker 1: do a quick scene, you know, so they get there.
Speaker 1: What he wants to do is put a microchip in
Speaker 1: you so he can track you. Okay, but what okay?
Speaker 1: What does he want to do? Why? Why? Why? Dude?
Speaker 1: If he knows where you are, he can control you, okay,
Speaker 1: and then you and then he's basically gonna jack it
Speaker 1: a hold on, He's gonna jack off to knowing where
Speaker 1: you are. That's what I meant to say. He will
Speaker 1: jack off knowing where you are jack. Okay, that's what's sick,
Speaker 1: and that's what we have to stop, is Bill Gates
Speaker 1: getting off to knowing where we are. I don't know what.
Speaker 1: I don't know how it's the game it out to
Speaker 1: make it be like I don't know. Okay, Well, first
Speaker 1: of all, my phone already tells a lot of people
Speaker 1: where I am if they if they wanted to know.
Speaker 1: Fans which I control through my phone allows people to
Speaker 1: jack off to my location. So ok, I gotta be
Speaker 1: honest with you. While it's never quite been my key
Speaker 1: part of me would be kind of flattered if Bill
Speaker 1: Gates wanted to jack off for free. Bill Gates, Uh,
Speaker 1: you will not know my latitudinal and longitudinal coordinates without
Speaker 1: into jota that without a little check in. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: what the I don't know? I mean because I guess
Speaker 1: the end game is right. Because the other thing is
Speaker 1: like with the volume control could frout your immune system
Speaker 1: and like be a kill switch on someone's body, or
Speaker 1: like the base and treble thing. It's like these are
Speaker 1: such clear audio terms that that was like to help
Speaker 1: you know the power of the chip and what messages
Speaker 1: they could get to you. So okay, in this world
Speaker 1: where a microchip where Bill Gates can talk to you
Speaker 1: or kill switch you at a moment's notice like some
Speaker 1: fucked up fanos. Uh what is the next step? Then
Speaker 1: he he puts everybody on drone mode? And then what
Speaker 1: he makes everybody have sex so he could watch them
Speaker 1: have sex and laugh. Yeah, we really We've created a
Speaker 1: version of Bill Bill Gates that's really into watching. He's
Speaker 1: like a real voyeur where he just wants to watch people.
Speaker 1: He doesn't want them to fuck him, he just wants
Speaker 1: to watch them. Uh oh right, right right? I mean
Speaker 1: and again, this whole like even the tweet that had
Speaker 1: this fucking schematic was all born out of these people
Speaker 1: saying like oh Russia pulled the chip out and they've
Speaker 1: got a diagrae. Like the language around it didn't even
Speaker 1: make sense, Like what do you mean the saying the
Speaker 1: Russians quote the Russians have managed to remove the nano
Speaker 1: chips from the Fiser vaccine and have published a function diagram. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is called a schematic. I believe it sounds smart though,
Speaker 1: but then how do smart people look at this ship
Speaker 1: and go, man, this ain't it. They don't, but I
Speaker 1: still funk with the idea, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like there's got to be an engineer who looks at
Speaker 1: that and goes, this has nothing to do with anything.
Speaker 1: But I've I'm damn sure not gonna say black lives matter.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna be on this code with this plandemic
Speaker 1: ship like I don't know, yeah, but I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess again, it's your You'll twist your brain in any
Speaker 1: manner of ways to just maintain your worldview and like
Speaker 1: the control over that worldview. So yeah, even if you
Speaker 1: are looking at a straight up boss fucking heavy metal
Speaker 1: guitar paddle, you're gonna act like the Russians are trying
Speaker 1: to keep everybody safe from Bill Gates's you know, propensity
Speaker 1: of I don't want you guy. You guys have discussed
Speaker 1: it on the show. The reality is this when you
Speaker 1: have folks that are on their deathbed, dying of COVID
Speaker 1: saying no with their with their last death rattle, No
Speaker 1: it's not true. Yeah, how can you, guy? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't anymore. Could you imagine someone on their deathbed
Speaker 1: they're like, nice, Try I'm not gonna fall. There was
Speaker 1: a dude in Michigan who was he was a COVID denier.
Speaker 1: Then he eventually, as it was killing him with his
Speaker 1: dying breath, admitted that COVID existed, but was still like Trump,
Speaker 1: Bucker didn't didn't get all the way through. See, I mean,
Speaker 1: I know it's everywhere, and by everywhere, I'm not talking
Speaker 1: about COVID, I just mean like everything we've got going on,
Speaker 1: but growing up in something California and then moving to
Speaker 1: the desert I live in Tucson. Now, Um, there the
Speaker 1: level of discourse or just like the conversations that take
Speaker 1: place make me truly truly realize we are not We
Speaker 1: are not the normal like that they are the normal.
Speaker 1: It apparently that is the case, because I I couldn't
Speaker 1: even I couldn't even come up with it, you know,
Speaker 1: from a story perspective, some of the things that are
Speaker 1: said to me, right, it's just yeah, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it's And everything coupled with the chaos that the pandemic
Speaker 1: has caused, it just makes it just the perfect fertile
Speaker 1: soil for ship like that, for ship like this to
Speaker 1: take because it's unlike anything we've experienced right to be like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck we're shutting everything down? Man? That just
Speaker 1: creates a whole People have too much time and too
Speaker 1: much internet to not get to the bottom of why
Speaker 1: everything is so shitty right now and until they find,
Speaker 1: like some people have found the satisfying act and answer
Speaker 1: in just observing the government and how capitalism moves through
Speaker 1: this country and how the decisions are being made, and
Speaker 1: others prefer this other thing, um, because that other ship
Speaker 1: is just too it's I don't know, for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: it's a sexier version or one that just gives makes
Speaker 1: them feel more in control. But yeah, it's it's it's tough.
Speaker 1: It's tough. So Ilaria Baldwin, Uh, let's just play it.
Speaker 1: Let's just play this clip of her talking. Well, we'll
Speaker 1: start it off just like some examples of of her
Speaker 1: talking in her Spanish accent. I didn't just full disclosure,
Speaker 1: I have. I did the thing where I removed myself
Speaker 1: from the Internet for two weeks. That's because because you know,
Speaker 1: fifty weeks out of the year are we're mainlining this
Speaker 1: ship like straight through our eyeballs and ears and everything.
Speaker 1: So I found out like only a couple of weeks
Speaker 1: ago or a couple of days ago about what had
Speaker 1: inspired So the gist is that Alec Baldwin's wife, right, yes,
Speaker 1: mother is actually not Spanish, although she's been out here
Speaker 1: being like I'm from if Pain, yeah, okay, and I'm
Speaker 1: like and her real name is Hillary, correct, that's the whole.
Speaker 1: That's the whole gag used to go by Hillary. So
Speaker 1: there's some aspects where if you wanted to give her
Speaker 1: the benefit of the doubt, you could see where It's
Speaker 1: like she went by Hillary when she lived in Boston, uh,
Speaker 1: which I don't know. It's like you have to be
Speaker 1: pretty flexible to bend over far enough to give her
Speaker 1: the benefit of the doubt. But like there's you know,
Speaker 1: like her explanation for that is, yeah, when I was
Speaker 1: in America, I went by Hillary, and when I was
Speaker 1: with my Spanish family, I went by Hilario. Oh, and
Speaker 1: when I was in Ghana, I was Quame. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean, at least I can do that. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm black, but there, yeah, I get it when you
Speaker 1: go to a place like because in Gona, like the
Speaker 1: day of the week you're born is like your nickname.
Speaker 1: So I was I was Saturday, I'm quami and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh sho okay, but I didn't come back
Speaker 1: on some whatever. It's funny when people try and thread
Speaker 1: the needle, the the appropriation needle like this, it's a
Speaker 1: needle you can't thread. If the needle says appropriation, don't
Speaker 1: thread it because when you do, you're engaging in it.
Speaker 1: So I guess this is a super cut jack. You
Speaker 1: found called six times her dubious accident has gone wrong
Speaker 1: on camera? Yes, how's married life? Married life is really nice?
Speaker 1: You know, it feels different. It really feels different. But
Speaker 1: I didn't think it was going to be different, but
Speaker 1: it feels quite different. What's the thing that's sur probably
Speaker 1: the most? Um, I think just the fact that it
Speaker 1: feels different. And we like to say husband and wife
Speaker 1: a lot. I fell husband, husband, where are you? He
Speaker 1: took me out to mont Talk. He said that was
Speaker 1: as close as he could get to Spain to my
Speaker 1: family and to run because we really like round as well.
Speaker 1: And he got down on his knee and then I
Speaker 1: remember the rest because I started crying. Oh. And then
Speaker 1: we went to Montauk because he wanted to say that
Speaker 1: it was like Majorca and to remind me of my
Speaker 1: family in pain, and I was just so chilled the
Speaker 1: way he did so actually really really thoughtful of him.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's one thing is that it doesn't seem
Speaker 1: like she's trying to hide the fact that she's going
Speaker 1: back and forth between sloppy. It is sloppy, but let
Speaker 1: listen to this next one. This next one is really
Speaker 1: this is even like you. Yeah, okay, very feeling radiance.
Speaker 1: We have tomatoes, we havenating cucumber, cucumbers. It's not easy,
Speaker 1: and I think, how do you say in English? Humbers?
Speaker 1: Come on? Peppino, peppino, peppino? Come on, come on. We
Speaker 1: got to know these things. If we're gonna scam, get
Speaker 1: the vocab, right, do we do we keep? Do we
Speaker 1: go further? That's fine. The rest of it is more
Speaker 1: people being like and this is how she actually talks,
Speaker 1: which you kind of heard at the end of uh,
Speaker 1: the story of she and Alec getting engaged, which is
Speaker 1: just is any of her Is she a descendant of
Speaker 1: any person who is a Spaniard? So her she's like
Speaker 1: my my family is lots of jacks sounding like her now,
Speaker 1: she says she also she does have relatives who lived there,
Speaker 1: but she claims she's born in Spain, and she's not
Speaker 1: from Spain. She she was not just born in Boston. Oh,
Speaker 1: I knee jerk. Get I have a like a little
Speaker 1: bit more hesitancy when it comes to like I don't know,
Speaker 1: because because we work in podcasting and we see like
Speaker 1: women's voices get policed so much, I like have like
Speaker 1: a knee jerk, you know, the way that a woman
Speaker 1: guest or you know, whatever it is. We'll get like
Speaker 1: negative feedback on vocal fry and like I speak in
Speaker 1: nothing but vocal fry, but it's like a woman will
Speaker 1: get called out for that like that, I don't know,
Speaker 1: like that that you're trying to make sure you're applying
Speaker 1: a fucked up patriarchical double standard or something to Baldwin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just I'm looking at this straight up as accent work.
Speaker 1: People listen to this show. I like accents, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like ear for accents. I like to pick them apart.
Speaker 1: You know, if I was going to speak like somebody
Speaker 1: from saying, you know, speaking like this in the back
Speaker 1: of my throat more. But because I have that experience
Speaker 1: talking to people like I don't know, hearing this and
Speaker 1: that's shitty and that's offensive too. But all that to
Speaker 1: say is looking at it like this, it's just it
Speaker 1: grinds my gears that you are completely jettisoning who you
Speaker 1: are as a person in exchange for whatever fuck or
Speaker 1: me this is because it's not that interesting. And all
Speaker 1: it's proven, Elatia is that you managed to you know,
Speaker 1: the scheme, or convinced Alec Baldwin that's you're from Spain.
Speaker 1: That's not really a feat in my eyes. So maybe
Speaker 1: does he care anymore? Like does he know what is Alec? Now?
Speaker 1: That is? That is my question that I think is
Speaker 1: the most interesting question is between them how she spoke
Speaker 1: to her husband, because you noticed that the accent was
Speaker 1: stronger at the beginning of the relationship and then it
Speaker 1: starts to fade a little bit and she's not really
Speaker 1: doing it as much anymore. Um, if that was something
Speaker 1: that he noticed and like what what was going on
Speaker 1: in his head when that was happening? Rum, But yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's I agree as somebody, uh you know, I
Speaker 1: like you would pull this off one thousand times better
Speaker 1: than her. Yeah, I just like that, Like if it
Speaker 1: did slip and Alec Baldwin is just so unaw air
Speaker 1: and not observant at all, like where it was like
Speaker 1: it was there the whole time, like a super cut
Speaker 1: of all these moments like bro, you're not gonna finish
Speaker 1: your Sam Adams Bro alright, pal, And it's like I said,
Speaker 1: I'm more if half finished, bleath party on harder, Like
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, bless, blessed, bless the
Speaker 1: attempted scam of Elatia. Yeah, keeps us entertained. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just like the audacity though it's just truly, man, I
Speaker 1: guess was it her thing. I'm just I don't know
Speaker 1: if this is a thing of how someone who is
Speaker 1: so unhappy with just being you know, a white American person,
Speaker 1: like yes that you're going like, fuck, what's the most
Speaker 1: adjacent thing I could be? Believably, I'll dye my hair
Speaker 1: black or darker than it is, and I'm like do
Speaker 1: like a Catherine Zeta Jones like Penelope Cruz thing. And
Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean I part of me, like
Speaker 1: you know, I feel for that because there's like people
Speaker 1: you go to school with who like you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: you change your name, you did the whole thing, like
Speaker 1: you you you became this whole other person, and I
Speaker 1: get down on one level, you know, like we all
Speaker 1: we are all evolving as people, but not to the
Speaker 1: point of saying, like, you know one thing, like you're
Speaker 1: a straight lace and now you're into like punk rock
Speaker 1: or whatever, versus like I'm white Hillary, I'm white Hilary
Speaker 1: from Boston and now I'm Ilaiah because I went through
Speaker 1: Spain one and they're they're definitely people I knew who
Speaker 1: went to went abroad for a year or a semester
Speaker 1: and came back with new personalities and uh, you know right, well,
Speaker 1: Lindsay Lohan, you guys like like that is some that
Speaker 1: is some deep remember that I live when she was
Speaker 1: trying to save that family. Yes, people of America, what
Speaker 1: do you want? Like okay, Lindsay, we want And then
Speaker 1: say what is up with like like her personal life?
Speaker 1: Like you're saying like there's gotta be other And I
Speaker 1: don't mean Lindsay Lohan going back to Laudia or whatever. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, like there's got to be other stuff Like
Speaker 1: that's a symptom of a bigger problem. So I just wonder,
Speaker 1: like what other, like what other, how this affects other
Speaker 1: parts of her or what you know, what breeds this
Speaker 1: impetus right to do this. It's like I just thought
Speaker 1: it was funny, kind of got carried away. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You never just lose yourself in an accent and just
Speaker 1: do it for six years and then do it for
Speaker 1: the entirety of your adult life. Never do that and
Speaker 1: like scam people out of their organs and stuff. Nobody,
Speaker 1: come on, there's definitely some subterfuge going on with regards
Speaker 1: to like she claims that she moved to America when
Speaker 1: she was nineteen to go to m y U and
Speaker 1: like she grew up and people are like, dude, I
Speaker 1: went to high school with her, was Hilary. She was
Speaker 1: just a girl from you know, Massachusetts, from Cambridge. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I always these stories are just so
Speaker 1: funny to me because I you know, because when it
Speaker 1: all when it all falls down, you just left with
Speaker 1: this like just going through your like and why did
Speaker 1: you think this was working? Yeah, we're doing a next season.
Speaker 1: I think we're going to do personality hoaxes. So each
Speaker 1: episode is going to be somebody who like and how
Speaker 1: that's like how single people in stories can change the
Speaker 1: entire culture with bullshit. You know, I mean that was
Speaker 1: a satanic panic was you know, fueled by like Michelle
Speaker 1: remembers in these fake memoirs that that then affected everything.
Speaker 1: I mean, so I'm really excited about that. But this
Speaker 1: is like a mild version of somebody creating like and
Speaker 1: I mean there are some crazy stories that go like
Speaker 1: way back in time too. You know, what have been
Speaker 1: easier if she just says she was Eloia Baldwin. But
Speaker 1: she's like, no, I grew up here. Yeah, I still,
Speaker 1: I still, you know, I feel spain in my heart.
Speaker 1: That's why I just vibe like this. And nobody would
Speaker 1: have asked anything, Yeah exactly, that's the truth, would have
Speaker 1: made her free. But she like that. That's how you
Speaker 1: can tell there's more. They're like you were saying, Chelsea,
Speaker 1: that there's like a core of you know, dysfunction of
Speaker 1: something that's a rejection of your family because at that
Speaker 1: point you're no longer the person that your parents named
Speaker 1: you to be. So therefore it's a rejection of that,
Speaker 1: is it of them? I mean, would maybe this is
Speaker 1: a whole yea, you know, a line of study, whole demanded,
Speaker 1: whole discipline can be born out of I mean we've
Speaker 1: talked about Ariana Grande having grown up as Ariana Grandy
Speaker 1: like that that was how her last name was pronounced. Yeah,
Speaker 1: at least that's Italian. Yeah, and she's just letting other
Speaker 1: people fill in the dots with her darker complexion to
Speaker 1: be like, I don't know, maybe I don't say anything,
Speaker 1: and I'm just gonna tight rope pocket up here. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's take another quick break. We'll be right back, and
Speaker 1: we're back. Pizza Hut is uh. It is the twenty
Speaker 1: five anniversary of the stuffed crust pizza being introduced in
Speaker 1: It's actually the twenty six, but they decided to put
Speaker 1: the brakes on the celebration that we had all been
Speaker 1: waiting for. It's kind of the twenty five anniversary of
Speaker 1: the stuffed crust pizza is UH is sort of the
Speaker 1: Olympics for us, and you can always delay it a year.
Speaker 1: It's no big deal. Um. And the way they're celebrating
Speaker 1: is UH by claiming that people have been asking for uh,
Speaker 1: just the crust without the pizza part, and so they've
Speaker 1: released what is essentially a very skinny bagel with cheese
Speaker 1: inside of it, a k nothing but stuffed crust. Uh. No, no, pizza.
Speaker 1: They're like, see, uh, you know people have been since
Speaker 1: we introduced if people been asking for it. Uh, And
Speaker 1: that's not true obviously. Uh. First of all, if you
Speaker 1: get this pizza off my pizza, you're a herb. If
Speaker 1: you buy that ship, do not pay him money for
Speaker 1: this stuff. Just get you the one that has the pizza,
Speaker 1: and you have a better deal. Yes, you have more food. Also,
Speaker 1: they could have easily made that in stick form and
Speaker 1: just put more in the box, right right right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is the biggest waste of box I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: It's just an empty box with a little cross around
Speaker 1: the edge. I don't want to see anybody talks about
Speaker 1: Little Caesar's after this. They've done nothing but like pizza
Speaker 1: for the people. Yeah, and at least when they up
Speaker 1: the game, like they do it in ways that appeals
Speaker 1: to Stoner's. You know, we're like, okay, Little Caesar's, I
Speaker 1: see you where Pizza Hut. Sometimes I'm like, Okay, you're
Speaker 1: doing a lot over there. You're just like a big
Speaker 1: stunt queen. And I like the O G factor of
Speaker 1: local at Little Caesar's. Yeah, pizza like Pizza Hud is
Speaker 1: when you take the eat idea of like the sort
Speaker 1: of philosophy that they that young brands brings to Taco
Speaker 1: Bell and be like, Okay, how do we reinvent this?
Speaker 1: It's like, yo, just make good pizza. Like you have
Speaker 1: one product, you have one job. Stop fucking around. Just
Speaker 1: make good make the pizza that you make as Pizza Hut,
Speaker 1: and we will be on board. Yeah, they're always They're
Speaker 1: always coming up with are you guys, like where does
Speaker 1: Pizza Hut falling? Your rankings of the Big Four with Dominoes,
Speaker 1: Papa John's, Little Caesar is not part of the know.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like Russia, They're not in the G
Speaker 1: eight anymore. You're out. I'm sorry, I don't know. Some people.
Speaker 1: Some people like their pizza to taste likes. That's fine,
Speaker 1: and we talked about this before. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: have a problem with people different opinions. That's fine, do you.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I'm not gonna eat that ship because
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I like, what's funny is Pizza Hut.
Speaker 1: Pan Pizza is the greasiest shit ever, and I love
Speaker 1: the funk out of it. But Pan or the Big
Speaker 1: Pan whatever his pants as long as they've got that
Speaker 1: greased bottom, you know what I mean. But with Dominoes,
Speaker 1: we've talked about this before. They've been worth, they've been
Speaker 1: in the lab. They got the crushed right, and I
Speaker 1: want to eat the whole pizza. But there's something about
Speaker 1: just like butter slice of pizza Hut pizza that is
Speaker 1: still very comforting to me when it comes to that
Speaker 1: kind of thing. Yeah, I've actually learned that you can
Speaker 1: butter your pieces of Domino's pizza and you get the
Speaker 1: best of both worlds to that. Oh shit, So reheating
Speaker 1: pizza in a pan is actually right. We've talked before
Speaker 1: about a good way to reheat pizza, and there's nothing
Speaker 1: wrong with butter in that pan before you reheat it.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, give it a little bit of crispy
Speaker 1: butter bottom. Anyways, I don't I've never really fucked with
Speaker 1: pizza Hut like from when I was a kid, I would.
Speaker 1: I've always been a Domino's boy, and I think they've
Speaker 1: better and better. They were customization options like Dominoes. I
Speaker 1: feel like I spent so long apologizing to us for
Speaker 1: bad pizza. They gave us everything they wanted. Dominoes has
Speaker 1: apologized for like bad pizza more than most people have
Speaker 1: for like you know, like hate crimes or treason. Right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they like put whole campaigns into like sorry, our pizza sucked.
Speaker 1: Here's more customization options. Here's heated ovens in the vans
Speaker 1: as we like transport it to you so it's like
Speaker 1: super hot when it still gets to you. Um, I
Speaker 1: like I love that pizza. Personal pizza. Little Caesar's is
Speaker 1: like my tippy top because that's just my Like I'm
Speaker 1: tired and I got a five dollar pizza and everyone's happy.
Speaker 1: Um I am real sad that Pizza Hut brought back
Speaker 1: the po zones and they suck now, oh really they did.
Speaker 1: Oh man, they used to be great, but now they
Speaker 1: taste like weird soft like pizza doughnuts and like they're
Speaker 1: like too sweet and it's I don't know, are just
Speaker 1: I miss I missed the o G piss out Yeah right, no,
Speaker 1: that's totally fair. We also missed the final four promotional
Speaker 1: basketballs that Pizza Hut used to give out for free.
Speaker 1: Yeah man, that is those basketball boys things were so dope.
Speaker 1: Kids don't know about those well no, they were like
Speaker 1: they were regulation size. They got smaller I think three. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we had full basketballs because that's what you remember at school.
Speaker 1: We would bring that ship to school to play on
Speaker 1: like our our recess court. And we got the new
Speaker 1: Pizza Huntball. One thing that our writer Jaan was pointing
Speaker 1: out is that Pizza Hut actually say so. The stuff
Speaker 1: Cruss pizza was a flop at first, and then they
Speaker 1: put out a forty million dollar ad campaign that hinged
Speaker 1: around a spot in which Donald Trump and Ivana Trump,
Speaker 1: who were in the middle of a public divorce, pretended
Speaker 1: like they were about to fuck, only to reveal that
Speaker 1: they were actually talking about eating a stuff crust pizza crust. First,
Speaker 1: I don't I vaguely remember this that there is a
Speaker 1: video clip in the dock, but I won't. Donald, You're
Speaker 1: going to eat from the back. I gotta give a
Speaker 1: funk about the crust. I'm still in there, even the cheese,
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh shit. The commercial was shot on
Speaker 1: a setment to look like the Plaza, but obviously not
Speaker 1: the real Plaza because Trump had lost it to bankruptcy
Speaker 1: in ninety two. Uh So even America has been lying
Speaker 1: about Trump to to find a way to believe in
Speaker 1: this dude since uh, since the stuff crust pizza. Um,
Speaker 1: but that's not the worst thing he's done. Probably, no,
Speaker 1: not at all. All Right, that's gonna do it for
Speaker 1: this week's weekly Zeite. Guys, please like and review the show.
Speaker 1: If you like the show, uh means the world to Miles.
Speaker 1: He needs your validation. Folks. I hope you're having a
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