Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, sixty six,
Speaker 1: episode three of The dais like guys to production of
Speaker 1: My Heart Radio. This is the podcast where you take
Speaker 1: a deep to dive into America. Check consciousness. Uh. It's
Speaker 1: a nightmare in here today. Uh, in in America's share consciousness. Uh.
Speaker 1: It is Thursday, January seven, one, a cool thirteen days
Speaker 1: until January. My name is Jack O'Brien, a K. Demma
Speaker 1: crats control the Senate. Demna crats control the sen DEMA
Speaker 1: crats control the Senate. We're not getting us off. Make
Speaker 1: turtle powder. Uh. That is courtesy of Fraggle Rock Stan
Speaker 1: account Uh. And I am thrilled to be joined as
Speaker 1: always by my co host, Mr Miles Gray. Oh it's
Speaker 1: Miles Gray, a K S smoking on that O G COO. Wow,
Speaker 1: this ship is wild as we record. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I think as we as we imagined. When you have
Speaker 1: a bunch of MAGA people together and you're fanning the
Speaker 1: flames and they're on a diet of rage and misinformation, Um,
Speaker 1: it's just gonna look pretty ugly at the Capitol. That's
Speaker 1: all right. So it is a this is a this
Speaker 1: is a legit violent coup attempt that we're witnessing, and
Speaker 1: I think it's it's wild. I mean, I'm like, even
Speaker 1: watching the news, the people on the news are having
Speaker 1: trouble saying what like calling it what it is like
Speaker 1: people are trying to rush the capital to overturn the election,
Speaker 1: even if they don't know how to do it. That's
Speaker 1: what they're there to do. Um, and that's very unsettling. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's dumb storming of the best deal without any
Speaker 1: uh sort of strategy or idea of what they actually want. Um. Well, Miles,
Speaker 1: we're thrilled to be joined in our third seat by
Speaker 1: the hilarious, the talentip Vanessa Guerrera. He thanks for having me,
Speaker 1: Thank you for being here. Uh yeah, what what what's
Speaker 1: new with you? Um, that's such a weird question. Whenever
Speaker 1: there's just like a coup and a pandemic happening, I'm
Speaker 1: just like, that's new. We stopped we stopped asking people
Speaker 1: how are you doing, because that's not a fair question.
Speaker 1: Nobody's doing great. Uh So now we ask what's new
Speaker 1: with you? Or I love it? And uh, well, you
Speaker 1: have a your last name is new, So my last
Speaker 1: name is new. I went back to my maiden name.
Speaker 1: It's Guerrero and so much more dope than what I've
Speaker 1: been working with for the last few years. I've had
Speaker 1: my ex husband's name because it was just inconvenient to
Speaker 1: change my name. But at this point I'm just going
Speaker 1: back to Guero. But yeah, I got I got married,
Speaker 1: So that's new. That is dope. Cats to three cats
Speaker 1: since we last spoke, okaytions, I don't know which deserves
Speaker 1: more congratulations Cat Mama, Yeah obviously. Uh, that's awesome. Alright,
Speaker 1: We're gonna get to know you a little bit better
Speaker 1: in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners what
Speaker 1: we're talking about. Uh yeah, We're gonna talk about Georgia. Uh.
Speaker 1: That was some some good ship a couple of nights
Speaker 1: ago happening down there in Georgia. It looks like the
Speaker 1: Democrats will be controlling the Senate or you know, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be a fifty fifty split with Kamala Harris. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, breaking breaking the tie, Uh tie breaking. We're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about the Save America rally that happened as
Speaker 1: the Senate and House tried to confirm the electoral vote. Uh.
Speaker 1: Trump's Trump Jazz, Donald Trump Junior's Donald Trump Junior Jazz
Speaker 1: the new Medal. I don't know what you call what
Speaker 1: the funk he does. Uh, we're gonna talk about uh
Speaker 1: and then it all just broke out into absolute anarchy.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about that. We'll talk about like I always
Speaker 1: like to check the front page of Fox News when
Speaker 1: reality comes through and smashes them in their delusional faces. Uh.
Speaker 1: And there was, you know, a bunch of about Georgia
Speaker 1: being a disaster for Republicans. But at the very top
Speaker 1: of the right rail was a stand up comedy routine,
Speaker 1: UM from a guy named Michael Loftus, who I've never
Speaker 1: heard of. Who's Jamie Not Jamie Loftus's father, But yeah,
Speaker 1: I just want to take you all through the experience
Speaker 1: of watching a few minutes of that. We're gonna do
Speaker 1: a Kardashian round up. It's been too long. We're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about pizza, hut, stuffed cross, pizza, all of that
Speaker 1: plenty more. But first, Vanessa, we like to ask our guest,
Speaker 1: what is something from your search history that is revealing
Speaker 1: about who you are? Uh? Something from my search history
Speaker 1: that's revealing about who I am? Was this week? Uh?
Speaker 1: And it was what is a what is a four
Speaker 1: oh one? K uh? Because I've pretended to know what
Speaker 1: that is for years now. Anytime it's been offered to
Speaker 1: me at a job or I've been told that it's
Speaker 1: something that's important, I nodded, uh, And I've actually had
Speaker 1: zero idea what it is this entire time. And it's
Speaker 1: not that like it's not that uncommon for me to
Speaker 1: feel like I missed out on like an important piece
Speaker 1: of life information and then just kind of like fake
Speaker 1: it until I'm like forced to learn what it is.
Speaker 1: I did that with tying my shoes until I was
Speaker 1: like eight, Uh, So I told everybody I knew how
Speaker 1: to tie my shoes and then I just wore slip
Speaker 1: on until I was eight at a girl in the
Speaker 1: playground finally shared me. And as an adult, I've done
Speaker 1: the same thing with like, for one case, the word caucus,
Speaker 1: because I still wasn't like entirely sure for like a
Speaker 1: couple of years on what that was. So like once
Speaker 1: a month, I'll look something up that I feel like
Speaker 1: I should know, uh and try and like educate myself
Speaker 1: on that so I don't feel like a like like
Speaker 1: a moron when the job's like oh we're giving you
Speaker 1: a far oh one K And I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: know why that's good. You're like six six six, but
Speaker 1: I do appreciate it. Thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: That was That was my first demand. Uh and my
Speaker 1: second demand is explained to me what what that means? Right?
Speaker 1: And is a roth ira A similar to the n
Speaker 1: r A at all? How does that? I mean? It's true?
Speaker 1: I like, I don't. I don't think I've really gotten
Speaker 1: my ship together in terms of financial literacy until my thirties,
Speaker 1: like because I think also because my twenties was spent
Speaker 1: not making money at all. You know, you at this
Speaker 1: for me coming out of college and like, oh s,
Speaker 1: there's really not like jobs that even offer up for
Speaker 1: one case. So by the time I was getting offer,
Speaker 1: I was, oh, yeah, yeah, for sure I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: Let me get three of them. Then that's part of
Speaker 1: the negotiation. Yeah. Right at this point, now, I think
Speaker 1: my next thing that I'm going to look up that
Speaker 1: I pretend to know what is and I don't actually
Speaker 1: know is escrow or if you are in escrow or
Speaker 1: if you're in escrow mm hmm, that's what I say.
Speaker 1: Take a few for the road, I don't. I always
Speaker 1: find out their words that I've been using wrong. I
Speaker 1: wonder if I'm like, like what the breakdown is percentage
Speaker 1: wise in terms of words that I actually know the
Speaker 1: meaning of and words that I'm just kind of situationally,
Speaker 1: uh using vaguely correctly enough to to get away with it.
Speaker 1: Because because escrow is one of those things like when
Speaker 1: you're buying a house, you're like, right, because then you
Speaker 1: pay them the money for the house and you don't
Speaker 1: want to remember being like, yeah, yeah, scrow for sure,
Speaker 1: and then when you start talking about like home buying
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, just you know, escrow is really stressful.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fund is y'all talking about? But
Speaker 1: then when you realize, like they just hold onto that money,
Speaker 1: so no bullshit goes down as like a third party
Speaker 1: in between the people transacting, so right, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah wow buying the house. If you're a buying house,
Speaker 1: you give the money to the escrow agent, right, They
Speaker 1: hold that money and then then they distribute those funds
Speaker 1: to the seller. So that way it's not just you
Speaker 1: giving the show. Oh yeah, I got that check for you.
Speaker 1: I got that check for you. That way you know,
Speaker 1: like it's you know, you can trust that they're good
Speaker 1: for it. And that's my very crude description of it.
Speaker 1: And real estate banking is that gang. Please feel free
Speaker 1: to sound off help me. I'm helpless. I do feel
Speaker 1: like a lot of banking is like gatekeeping, where they
Speaker 1: are just using financial terms. Like it's just a lot
Speaker 1: of like glossary ship like that. I'm sure they could
Speaker 1: come up with better, more intuitive descriptions of but by
Speaker 1: calling it a number and then random series of letters,
Speaker 1: it uh makes it creates jobs, right, it creates jobs
Speaker 1: for you know, white collar people, and that's uh important
Speaker 1: to America. Right. You're you like taxes, Someone's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you didn't fill out a schedule c I'm like the
Speaker 1: what like, yeah, you should probably hire me to do
Speaker 1: your taxes. M h. What is something you think is underrated? Vanessa? Underrated? Uh?
Speaker 1: My new favorite treat in quarantine I think is highly underrated.
Speaker 1: And every time I pitched it to someone, they think
Speaker 1: it sounds disgusting. But that is when you put the
Speaker 1: water in with your spicy ramen, putting one single slice
Speaker 1: of American cheese in there, it has to be American.
Speaker 1: It doesn't work with any other cheese. It has to
Speaker 1: be something real process that will like disintegrate into nothing.
Speaker 1: And like when somebody told about this, I thought it
Speaker 1: sounded disgusting. Um I it sounded like an awful, awful pitch.
Speaker 1: And then there's one day where I was just like
Speaker 1: just stone enough to where it sounded delicious. Um. So
Speaker 1: I put like a slice or two like at the
Speaker 1: bottom of the bowl through the ramen in mixed it up. Incredible.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've been robbed of years of not
Speaker 1: having better instant ramen at home, because first of all,
Speaker 1: the whole thing just smells like spicy mac and cheese
Speaker 1: after a certain point, and it almost gets like a
Speaker 1: tunkatsu broth texture since it's like a fat based that
Speaker 1: just disintegrates into the bowl instead of like a stringy cheese.
Speaker 1: I now always have American cheese at home for it
Speaker 1: deeply underrated. Put one slice of American cheese in your ramen. Wow,
Speaker 1: I'm I don't know what it's like one of those
Speaker 1: things I heard. At first, I'm like, this is anathemas
Speaker 1: what this person is saying. But as you kept going,
Speaker 1: I began to see the light, and now, what kind
Speaker 1: you're you're just using like what kind of ram this
Speaker 1: craft topreezy, top rizzy well or like okay, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so you get the Korean instant ramen jump offs like
Speaker 1: the spicy ones. Oh got it? And then oh wow
Speaker 1: wow wow, because then you have that bouncy noodle yeah,
Speaker 1: and then the creamy Uh. So it was one of
Speaker 1: those like YouTube daisy chains where I saw it, watch
Speaker 1: it because I've been watching a lot of YouTube people
Speaker 1: just eat food and cook things lately, because like it's
Speaker 1: my version of going outside or having friends right now.
Speaker 1: And so it was on the Emmy main channel and
Speaker 1: she saw it from roy CHOI and I guess he
Speaker 1: does butter O g Korean l a stoner. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: give it up to him. Yeah, I mean roy CHOI
Speaker 1: like who ship is? Like I'm high and I love food,
Speaker 1: and yes, I'm going to give you all some ship
Speaker 1: you didn't even think of yet exactly. And that was
Speaker 1: one of those where like I realized I had almost
Speaker 1: everything in the kitchen, I ran around the corner to
Speaker 1: the liquor store and picked up a thing of American cheese.
Speaker 1: Uh and it just became my like new favorite. Just
Speaker 1: had an edible treat It's fantastic. Can't I recommend it enough?
Speaker 1: I'm loving it. American cheese is uh just generally I
Speaker 1: feel like underrated. I've you know, I went through a
Speaker 1: phase where I was into you know, uh better cheese
Speaker 1: and cheese that come in a cheese in the cheesecase
Speaker 1: section of the grocery store. Um, and now I'm I'm
Speaker 1: coming back around on American. It's like it is American, right,
Speaker 1: It's the most American thing. It's very processed. It is
Speaker 1: not a not not a form of matter that should exist.
Speaker 1: Like the fact that it turns into a liquid at
Speaker 1: like eighty degrees, it's just like it immediately goes liquid
Speaker 1: is unnatural. But it's a I don't know, I'm glad
Speaker 1: it exists. I've been so me into it for so long.
Speaker 1: But like, honestly, it does the job it's supposed to
Speaker 1: do exactly. Yeah, people used to complain that there wasn't
Speaker 1: real milk in it. I'm good with that. Like I'm
Speaker 1: not eating it for them half the time. Just for
Speaker 1: the texture. I just need a Google on my sandwich,
Speaker 1: like or my burger or whatever. Grilled cheese just gou
Speaker 1: it's just the texture. It's a like, it's it's shelf
Speaker 1: stable ish glue. It's it's the it's the official cheese
Speaker 1: of the Apocalypse. You can have it like the entire
Speaker 1: time and it goes on everything. Just a nice room,
Speaker 1: temp Coca Cola classic, and handfuls of American cheese. That's
Speaker 1: what it's going to still be around in a hundred years. Uh.
Speaker 1: What is something you think is overrated? Oh? God, So
Speaker 1: I've had two of these so I can finally compare
Speaker 1: and contrast. Um, and if you had an enjoyable one,
Speaker 1: hell yeah. But I must say, for the most part,
Speaker 1: weddings are real overrated. Um, I've had to the first one,
Speaker 1: the one that didn't work out was the one that
Speaker 1: I like, put all the time into planning, invited all
Speaker 1: the people, Uh, did the gift registry, like had the
Speaker 1: dress send the text seed than just did the whole
Speaker 1: thing and the entire time. Other than like you know,
Speaker 1: the first wedding being like I don't want to actually
Speaker 1: be here. Um, it was also just like stressful, not fun,
Speaker 1: and like I felt like it was made for other
Speaker 1: people to enjoy it way more than the actual people
Speaker 1: that were getting married. Um. And then when I got married,
Speaker 1: this year I got married in Halloween. It was just
Speaker 1: me and my husband. We were Halloween costumes. Uh. We
Speaker 1: invited no one. We had uh champagne and wedding cake
Speaker 1: in bed. We just ate it with our hands. And
Speaker 1: it was exactly what I needed it to be because
Speaker 1: because it was just like I'm ready for the after stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to like sit there and
Speaker 1: figure out who do I like enough to invite to
Speaker 1: a wedding and then deal with the fallout of like
Speaker 1: who doesn't come. And also we're in a pandemic, so
Speaker 1: there shouldn't like be big weddings. But even then, like
Speaker 1: I feel like I'd rather just throw a big gas
Speaker 1: party than go through the entire process of having like
Speaker 1: a wedding and and that whole ceremony. And I realized
Speaker 1: I also I had a lot of anxiety about the
Speaker 1: idea of like being the bride and being the one
Speaker 1: that has to like walk down the aisle and all
Speaker 1: the weird ceremony of it. Now, the people staring at
Speaker 1: me and like the the dad handing me off because
Speaker 1: I go from belonging to one person to another, and
Speaker 1: that's just that just didn't vibe with me. So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say weddings are overrated. Yeah, I feel like a
Speaker 1: lot of people that's been the one sort of traditional
Speaker 1: thing a lot of people have been to like rethink,
Speaker 1: especially in the pandemic of like what does it mean? What?
Speaker 1: Like what's important about it? Is it for us? Is
Speaker 1: it for other people? Because Yeah, like I find myself
Speaker 1: thinking the same way, like does it do you want
Speaker 1: to have the wild party where it feels like everything
Speaker 1: you know you've been told a wedding is or do
Speaker 1: you kind of just distill it down to, like, you know,
Speaker 1: what's the vibe I want? Because a fun wedding to me,
Speaker 1: really isn't about dressing up a certain way. Is that
Speaker 1: like your people are together and you're having a good
Speaker 1: fucking time. Uh, maybe that'll be the byproduct of it all.
Speaker 1: What what costumes? What were you for your wedding? I
Speaker 1: just went for like generic devil because I had a
Speaker 1: red dress that I really wanted to wear. So I
Speaker 1: like got some horns that I like put into a
Speaker 1: veil and like some pitchfork airrings and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: and I had a pitchfork bouquet that I was going
Speaker 1: to use, but I ended up snapping it in half
Speaker 1: because I was playing with it too much, like a
Speaker 1: week that would have been dope to throw. Uh, you
Speaker 1: should keep that and throw it well, just a spirit
Speaker 1: And then he wants to get married next with only
Speaker 1: one eye. Although fun fact about my husband's wedding outfit. Um,
Speaker 1: so he was a Dracula, but like I put mine
Speaker 1: together from stuff I had and like Halloween costume shops. Uh.
Speaker 1: My husband used to be a professional boxer in Thailand,
Speaker 1: and while he was there, he met like a like
Speaker 1: a dude that makes like suits and stuff. So he
Speaker 1: sent him his his sizes to get like a Dracula
Speaker 1: suit made for him with like a cape and everything.
Speaker 1: And his designer in Thailand is like this older seek
Speaker 1: Indian man who uh doesn't really get like a lot
Speaker 1: of cultural references. So he like sends my husband a
Speaker 1: message and he's like, my friend, I found this beautiful
Speaker 1: fabric that has it's it's it's gold and it has
Speaker 1: all these bats on it, and I put it in
Speaker 1: the lining of your suit. You're gonna love it. And
Speaker 1: then a few days later he responds, he goes, my friend,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I've made a mistake. It turns out that
Speaker 1: those bats are a logo from a character called Batman.
Speaker 1: We just had secret Batman lighting suit. Batman. Everyone's favorite
Speaker 1: Dracula is Batman's relationship to draculas and vampires. I mean,
Speaker 1: it seems like they would at least know each other.
Speaker 1: They got to be like cousins, right right, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into what went down in Georgia
Speaker 1: two nights ago, Tuesday night. You know, it was it
Speaker 1: was a similar rhythm to the presidential election, and that like,
Speaker 1: the results looked very positive for Republicans if you were
Speaker 1: just looking at you know, they were up by a
Speaker 1: couple of percentage points when I first tuned in and
Speaker 1: then just slowly by slowly, you know, the CORNACKI of
Speaker 1: it all. They were like, yeah, actually the Democrats look
Speaker 1: like they're gonna win, which you think, I don't know, like,
Speaker 1: are they doing that on purpose? Are the Republicans doing
Speaker 1: that on purpose so that it looks like there so
Speaker 1: that it amps up the feeling of outrage among the
Speaker 1: Republican base or why why are we hitting the same
Speaker 1: rhythm every time? Because because motherfucker's been saying the mail
Speaker 1: in ballots are a fraud. And when those are the
Speaker 1: last votes left account they're all think up being massively
Speaker 1: democratic leaning. So then it's like, yeah, all you motherfucker's
Speaker 1: have voted on Tuesdays. Sure, but then we got all
Speaker 1: these other ones that y'all really don't funk with, and
Speaker 1: that is all like that, just that shift that occurs,
Speaker 1: And it was the same. Yeah, people on Twitter, especially
Speaker 1: right wing Twitter, like it's happening again. They're counting the
Speaker 1: mail in ballots that are for the Democrat because they
Speaker 1: were more energized in this. Yeah, I hate to see it,
Speaker 1: but yeah, it was. It was really something. I mean,
Speaker 1: this is you know, the sweeping the Senate runoff was
Speaker 1: like a huge thing that needed to happen for you know,
Speaker 1: Joe Biden to have a somewhat easy time legislatively, like
Speaker 1: getting nominees through and other bills and things like that. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, McConnell will now be minority leader if he's
Speaker 1: if they if he still keeps his leader position. Um.
Speaker 1: And but I think that's what's you know, the punditry,
Speaker 1: punditry of it all is the same ship again but
Speaker 1: ramped up even more, you know, like they have to go, Wow,
Speaker 1: they really pulled that off, knowing everybody knows it's the
Speaker 1: activists and organizers on the fucking ground in Georgia that
Speaker 1: turned these motherfucking votes out. Stacy Abram, everybody, everybody involved.
Speaker 1: Tremendous shout out to these people who actually have been
Speaker 1: ignoring the quote unquote conventional wisdom that said Georgia is unflippable,
Speaker 1: and they're like, no, Georgia's just rat fucked to hell
Speaker 1: and people can't vote properly, and we just need to
Speaker 1: get we just need to unclogged that and watch what happens.
Speaker 1: And that's what we're seeing happening. So now I think
Speaker 1: the conversation is the Democrats beat Republicans or did Trump
Speaker 1: fuck his own party? Who really won this? The answer
Speaker 1: is yes to all of it, just just sweeping yes,
Speaker 1: Like it's It's one of those things I've been thinking
Speaker 1: a lot about when it comes to just like organizer
Speaker 1: movements and how everybody looks at it, like it's this
Speaker 1: huge mythical thing where it's like, how does you know,
Speaker 1: how does that even happen? How does the that even work?
Speaker 1: And it's always by the people that like don't have
Speaker 1: faith and don't put money into digital campaigns. Uh put
Speaker 1: the idea of like appeasing you know, reaching across the
Speaker 1: aisle versus just like, hey, what do what do the
Speaker 1: actual like people on the ground want? What do the
Speaker 1: actual like what do the actual people involved desire to see?
Speaker 1: At every time it happens, they act like some magical
Speaker 1: spell occurred, when it's just focus on where your audiences
Speaker 1: are actually here, what they want to say. Ta da,
Speaker 1: the work went into it, Actually did something be humane,
Speaker 1: Give people support and they will love it, because that's
Speaker 1: the whole fucking rub of it all, as people are
Speaker 1: just like dying quite literally from a lack of support
Speaker 1: from the government. And yeah, I think, uh god, I
Speaker 1: mean you'd hope that Joe Biden can look at this
Speaker 1: and say this is you know, the activists and the
Speaker 1: progressive wing have been making are going to make this
Speaker 1: thing easier for you. You need to actually begin to
Speaker 1: see that as a mandate of of people saying we
Speaker 1: need you to go all gas and no breaks on
Speaker 1: changing ship up and making ship equitable. Stop this other
Speaker 1: Well no, no, no, like the people are speaking, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the incrementalism is just violence in slow mo. And I
Speaker 1: think we really need you know, if you'd hope that
Speaker 1: this message gets across that this is something that has
Speaker 1: to be recognized or you're gonna do the same thing
Speaker 1: like with Obamacare when he was the vice president. You
Speaker 1: took a thing that really would have helped people and
Speaker 1: then made it a Republican version of it, and then
Speaker 1: look what happened. People were like, the whole point was
Speaker 1: we needed medical care, and then you gave us a
Speaker 1: half asked version of it. Just go full mode on it,
Speaker 1: and people were like, thank you, you heard me, thank
Speaker 1: you so much. Written by the insurance by insurance executives
Speaker 1: that you wrote. The Obamacare legislation was in former and
Speaker 1: current insurance company executives. All right, let's take a quick
Speaker 1: break and we'll come back and keep talking about this,
Speaker 1: and we're back. Miles. You were saying, you were watching
Speaker 1: MSNBC and they had Claire mccaskell on. She's always on,
Speaker 1: the former senator. Wonderful, wonderful establishment piece of trash. You know,
Speaker 1: because again this whole thing, right the people of Georgia,
Speaker 1: when they looked at exit polls, it was very clear
Speaker 1: that the people of Georgia like, we want fucking help,
Speaker 1: we need help financially. We are being completely upended by
Speaker 1: this pandemic and the lack of support, and so you know,
Speaker 1: this is a big thing that acknowledging the people right.
Speaker 1: And that's what Joe Biden was saying. He was dangling
Speaker 1: two thousand dollar checks in front of people like, hey,
Speaker 1: you give me, you give me Georgia and these this
Speaker 1: money will come flowing real quick, and you know, so
Speaker 1: you think, okay, wow, this seems like maybe we can again.
Speaker 1: Before break was saying, give a little more energy to
Speaker 1: the progressive of wing. But Claire mccaskell just off top
Speaker 1: the first thing she has to say when they talk about, Wow,
Speaker 1: what a win in Georgia. Um, she's like, you can't
Speaker 1: say enough about obviously the women of color, black women, uh,
Speaker 1: Stacy Abrams, all of the black people of Georgia, the
Speaker 1: blacks and people like just going yes, and we have
Speaker 1: to thank them. But but this is when I was like,
Speaker 1: where the funk is this going. She's like Trump also
Speaker 1: did this to himself. It's like, oh, get fucked you
Speaker 1: absolute fart mummy, Like what are you talking about, Like,
Speaker 1: don't fucking kneecap the contributions of these people to do
Speaker 1: unprecedented ship. Yes, Donald Trump is also unprecedented, but to
Speaker 1: put the energy that was put into this and to
Speaker 1: to go along and be like, yeah, but Trump also
Speaker 1: sucked himself as if to basically say, let's not give
Speaker 1: that too much momentum. Let's not give this narrative that
Speaker 1: there are people who understand how people are like actually
Speaker 1: interact with voting and like the political process. Um, and
Speaker 1: it's bad news for the establishment. Let's not give that
Speaker 1: too much momentum. Let's just keep a Trump Trump Trump.
Speaker 1: If you accept that, you know, other southern states, other
Speaker 1: states that are traditionally viewed as red states are are
Speaker 1: actually just you know, suppressed purple or blue states, then
Speaker 1: you really get momentum. You can really start affecting change.
Speaker 1: And you know, we've seen frequently that with establishment Democrats
Speaker 1: like Claire mccaskell, that seems to be something they fear
Speaker 1: just as much as a you know, Republican majority, if
Speaker 1: not more, because with the Republican majority, they at least
Speaker 1: get to keep the status quo where they're performed where yeah,
Speaker 1: they performed their roles. Um yeah not that not. The younger,
Speaker 1: angri er, like more aware of what the actual situation
Speaker 1: is crop of politicians who are just gonna straight talk
Speaker 1: ship and they're like, oh god, this is a little
Speaker 1: too heavy. And the other thing I want to say
Speaker 1: is Claire mccaska went on to say that the most
Speaker 1: powerful people in Congress going forward in this Biden administration
Speaker 1: are going to be the ones that reach across the
Speaker 1: eye clare to come on, now, these people are in
Speaker 1: an active campaign to kill us and still and they
Speaker 1: still want to patronize patronize us with this Oh you know,
Speaker 1: like let's let's let's let's try and work with the
Speaker 1: murderers for progress. Take no, absolutely not. We saw what
Speaker 1: happened with that. We've seen their agenda. That's it's it's
Speaker 1: antithetical to the to what the people voted for. I
Speaker 1: feel like every time I hear like, let's take a
Speaker 1: look across the aisle like it, it always comes from
Speaker 1: someone that's like, oh, like, you know, I want to
Speaker 1: quality and I want progress. But the thing is they
Speaker 1: want it and equal to the oppressive party like they
Speaker 1: they don't want it for everyone. They want it in
Speaker 1: they want it for them with the current. They want
Speaker 1: to be equal to the oppressor. They want to be
Speaker 1: equal to the oppressor. They don't it's it's reaching across
Speaker 1: the aisle is but let me have some of this,
Speaker 1: but funk everyone else. And every time I hear it,
Speaker 1: it's it's just that buzzword for that kind of person,
Speaker 1: right right, yeah, because I think share some of that
Speaker 1: share some of that power. But even what it says
Speaker 1: is reach across the aisle means keep the ship in place,
Speaker 1: keep the seat of you know, let white supremacies still
Speaker 1: have its seat at the table. Let's not get ahead
Speaker 1: of ourselves. Let's ensure that we reach across that fucked
Speaker 1: up aisle, because that there really is no aisle. A
Speaker 1: lot of the time. It's just that like, look, at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, it's really going to be
Speaker 1: rich people versus working poor people. That's really what it's
Speaker 1: set up. But we're still kind of like, well, which,
Speaker 1: what what color is it going to be? Um? This
Speaker 1: whole concept of it is just like it's just it.
Speaker 1: I think it. It's really disingenuous, and it's an insult
Speaker 1: to the actual people who are like devoting out countless
Speaker 1: hours of their lives to right the wrongs of voter
Speaker 1: suppression and things like that to ensure good outcomes for
Speaker 1: people to then say like let's now water down the progress.
Speaker 1: And when you look across the aisle of what is
Speaker 1: happening on the other side of the aisle of the
Speaker 1: people who they're supposedly want to reach across too, they
Speaker 1: are you know, the next morning, yesterday morning, they were
Speaker 1: full mask off white supremacy, declaring war on the institutions
Speaker 1: that Democrats and you know that the mainstream is supposedly
Speaker 1: uh so fond of they were just full on you
Speaker 1: know dot Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr. Uh in addition
Speaker 1: to you know, reprising there. It's funny how like they're
Speaker 1: doing these like weird stand up routines about like their
Speaker 1: grievance white fragility politics at the same time that they're
Speaker 1: actually asking people to declare war on on the country.
Speaker 1: But like that is that's what's happening. And and you know,
Speaker 1: Ted Cruz and people who are actual senators who you're
Speaker 1: Claire McCaskill is talking about reaching across to are actively like,
Speaker 1: whether they'll say it or not, that's what they're actively
Speaker 1: standing up for in on the floor of uh the Senate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that whole rally, you know, um that was going
Speaker 1: on in d C. The President lit you know, he
Speaker 1: the sitting fucking president, kicked off this ship from his rally.
Speaker 1: You know, he was letting people know, we need to go,
Speaker 1: we need to pull up, y'all um, and they did.
Speaker 1: I just want to play this one part of the
Speaker 1: rally where he's quite literally being like, we're going to
Speaker 1: walk down Pennsylvania Avenue. You were going to walk down
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania Avenue. I love Pennsylvania Avenue. And we're going to
Speaker 1: the capital and we're going to try and give the
Speaker 1: Democrats are hopeless. They're never voting for I think, not
Speaker 1: even one vote. But we're going to try and give
Speaker 1: our Republicans the weak ones, because the strong ones don't
Speaker 1: need any of our help. We're going to try and
Speaker 1: give them the kind of pride and baldness that they
Speaker 1: need to take back our country. So cut to thousands
Speaker 1: of people storming the United States Capitol Building and we
Speaker 1: have fascists trying to enter the building to interrupt the
Speaker 1: electoral vote counting process in the hopes of overturning the
Speaker 1: will of the voters who had voted for Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: That is that's that was the scene that followed this rally,
Speaker 1: and as we're recording it, is still turned the funk
Speaker 1: up at the Capital Buildy. I just saw a clip
Speaker 1: of a woman bleeding like on a gurney being rushed
Speaker 1: out of the Capitol Building. Like it's not, it's not,
Speaker 1: it's you know, we this is a thing, like we're
Speaker 1: saying before this has been a constant just simmer that
Speaker 1: this ship has been on and now that we're getting
Speaker 1: closer and closer to pay day, basically being like you know,
Speaker 1: whether it's a Q and on, thinking Trump's gonna drop
Speaker 1: some weird receipts on like the Great Awakening or whatever
Speaker 1: the funk or somehow he's going to be president. When
Speaker 1: that doesn't happen, what that reckoning is gonna look like.
Speaker 1: We're seeing the beginnings of that, which is like should
Speaker 1: he lost, Okay, so we need to pull up to
Speaker 1: the Capitol Building and put everyone at risk. I mean
Speaker 1: not just themselves, the people that work in the Capitol,
Speaker 1: the fucking people who live around Capitol Hill. It's not
Speaker 1: just you know, the angry people versus inanimate object. It's
Speaker 1: it's become a full on, uh, violent attempts to to
Speaker 1: to who knows what, I don't even know what that
Speaker 1: what they could do substantively aside from just destroy everything
Speaker 1: and cause you know violence. Yeah, no, white supremacy is
Speaker 1: like I mean, they will say this in like reports,
Speaker 1: but it will never get to the like on the
Speaker 1: headlines of the mainstream media. But white supremacy is the
Speaker 1: biggest national security threat America phases going forward. And it's
Speaker 1: whether whether it's a form yeah, well since the beginning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like absolutely absolutely, like in the traditional like ways
Speaker 1: that the mainstream media has always uh you know honored, uh,
Speaker 1: like bombing's blowing up downtown Nashville, whether it's in the
Speaker 1: form of conspiracy theories or just outright you know, proud
Speaker 1: boy shit, or you know, pro Trump trying to overthrow
Speaker 1: the votes of people of color or parts of states
Speaker 1: that where people of color are more predominant, Like that
Speaker 1: is they are committing violence in the name of those things.
Speaker 1: And it's yeah, I don't I like, it can't be overstated.
Speaker 1: Like that is what's going on. That needs to be
Speaker 1: a focus going for like it just needs to flip
Speaker 1: fully that that is that's where we're at. I don't
Speaker 1: even know, you know, what what are they going to
Speaker 1: do next? I don't know what what you know, I
Speaker 1: mean we're gonna just see this evolve. But it's you
Speaker 1: look at people storming the Capitol building and you're like, well,
Speaker 1: at least they're not like blowing it up or whatever.
Speaker 1: But like as soon as you go through that, you're like,
Speaker 1: what am I saying? Because first of all, I just
Speaker 1: spent the summer watching cops pull up in motherfucking a
Speaker 1: p cs and tanks and all kinds of military hardware
Speaker 1: because people were upset they're shooting people of color with impunity,
Speaker 1: you know, uh that people are peacefully protesting against white supremacy.
Speaker 1: That's then okay, we'll bring in the fucking tools. White
Speaker 1: people are straight up fucking up the capital and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, wow, uh we this is this is
Speaker 1: exactly what we're seeing. That privilege extent to the point
Speaker 1: where they're like they're allowed whatever it is allowing or
Speaker 1: an underestimating or whatever has happened here. Um, I think
Speaker 1: it's just Americas showing her face again to like different ways.
Speaker 1: There's just not that urgency that there would be if
Speaker 1: it was any other cause that was, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: any other hate group, any other form of extremism that
Speaker 1: that was being enacted in the Capital. Now there is
Speaker 1: this weird undercurrent that I wanted to call out because, uh,
Speaker 1: just in watching Donald Trump Junior's speech and watching Trump's speech,
Speaker 1: you know, you played a clip where he's talking about
Speaker 1: basically storming the bastille, like going down, We're gonna we're
Speaker 1: gonna take the power of the country into our own hands,
Speaker 1: make them basically physically threatened them with violence into doing uh,
Speaker 1: you know, into overturning a democratic election. But there's also
Speaker 1: this undercurrent where they're doing like bad stand up comedy.
Speaker 1: And it's strange because you know, we talked about it
Speaker 1: yesterday with Donald Trump Jr. Uh doing his thing a
Speaker 1: women Uh. He did that again at this reality He
Speaker 1: didn't women and said bullshit, and he didn't do the women.
Speaker 1: You He moved on to uh saying you know, they
Speaker 1: just a study keeps pointing to his head and like
Speaker 1: doing this like weird gesture he has, like dot, uh
Speaker 1: you have seen this. They just to study the trans
Speaker 1: women in sports have an advantage over other women. No,
Speaker 1: ship that was this thing, and then Fox News had
Speaker 1: to cut away because he was being too real man,
Speaker 1: and then it First of all, it should be noted
Speaker 1: Karen Leffler put her energy. That's what that's just the
Speaker 1: nickname President put her energy. Like somebody pointed out on
Speaker 1: Twitter that like all the all she did while she
Speaker 1: was in office was like put forth these like bills
Speaker 1: that were basically identity politics like culture war, grievance bullshit
Speaker 1: that like didn't even get to the floor. They were
Speaker 1: just just eating ship. And yeah, like and she and
Speaker 1: she ate ship in the first time she faced actual electors. Uh.
Speaker 1: But also like the president only has one gear. And
Speaker 1: so while like before and after he's telling people to
Speaker 1: enact violence and overthrow the U. S. Government, he's also
Speaker 1: doing talking about how Hillary must be so mad they
Speaker 1: didn't steal the election for her, and he just like
Speaker 1: has this weird It just said again, it sounds like
Speaker 1: a bad stand up routine. And then when I went
Speaker 1: over to Fox News, they had a dude just straight
Speaker 1: up doing stand up on the front page, like at
Speaker 1: the top of the at the top of the front
Speaker 1: page of Fox News, as the Capitol Building is being stormed,
Speaker 1: as the evacuated being ead there are shots being there's
Speaker 1: photos of the Secret Service with their glocks like pointed
Speaker 1: out of the chamber. Yeah, and it looks like they
Speaker 1: were busting their gut, like the windows are broken. This
Speaker 1: ship is I don't even because right now it's happening
Speaker 1: in real time, so I couldn't tell you what is
Speaker 1: actually like what what when the dust subtless actually gonna happen?
Speaker 1: But it is severe at the moment um and I
Speaker 1: can't And and even like after this, apparently the President
Speaker 1: tweeted later on He's like, oh, um uh please just
Speaker 1: please uh, you know, respect the Capitol police and be peaceful.
Speaker 1: It's like you just, oh, like this is you just
Speaker 1: told them to go march to the capital to you know,
Speaker 1: take back our country. What the fuck did they think
Speaker 1: was going to happen? Um? But again, this was always
Speaker 1: going to happen. And yeah, and meanwhile, while that's happening,
Speaker 1: Foxes like enjoy this ship stand up. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: just think I think it's I think that's they are
Speaker 1: recognizing something important that like, the the most important part
Speaker 1: of Trump is the fact that he did this like weird,
Speaker 1: shitty riffing stand up and they're trying to replace that
Speaker 1: with this. Dude. Michael loftis um, I do we have
Speaker 1: should we? Is it too weird to listen? To a
Speaker 1: clip from this dude, because it's obviously very dark times.
Speaker 1: But uh, let me just he opens by doing, uh,
Speaker 1: well here, let's just play at one nine how he
Speaker 1: opens this show. Also hilarious that this is like their
Speaker 1: version of the violence playing on the Titanic, right, right, exactly,
Speaker 1: that's exactly right. Oh my god. Right. Uh. There was
Speaker 1: also talks though at some of their allies people were
Speaker 1: the Selene Dions. My Heart Will go On was blaring
Speaker 1: at some of the events. Yeah, I'm not even joking,
Speaker 1: like that was in I think the New York Times
Speaker 1: or something like noted that they're like even as Selene
Speaker 1: Dion's my Heart Will Go On place, they still or anyway, Um,
Speaker 1: here's Michael Loftus's stand up opening. We could get that.
Speaker 1: That was fantastic. I like it. Here. I want to
Speaker 1: open up with a quick impression. This is uh Joe
Speaker 1: Biden on a zoom call. Uh uh okay, thank you,
Speaker 1: this is I know, I know this is uh Joe
Speaker 1: Biden just in regular life. Thank you. Thank you. Just
Speaker 1: wrote that, wrote that backstage. So that's that's as opener.
Speaker 1: Uh is. Basically, when you're seven and somebody like a
Speaker 1: seven year old is making fun of you and is
Speaker 1: basically saying, this is you a doyo yo yo yo.
Speaker 1: That that's his opener. He goes on to he he
Speaker 1: talks about how there's a curfew in Nashville, which is
Speaker 1: a fair thing to argue against. Curfews are questionable and
Speaker 1: not fair to working people and just an excuse for
Speaker 1: police to arrest people in a lot of cases who
Speaker 1: are out after dark. But instead he used it as
Speaker 1: an opportunity to do a racist Chinese accent personifying the coronavirus. Uh,
Speaker 1: and then goes on a whole riff on how masks
Speaker 1: are stupid because they don't protect your eyes, just like
Speaker 1: the perfect embodiment of American selfing. Like if you only
Speaker 1: view it as this is protecting me and not like
Speaker 1: protecting people around me from me, then his point could
Speaker 1: be seen as making sense. But uh, it's it's just
Speaker 1: is it that like? Because I think the sort of elegance,
Speaker 1: if there is elegance to what Trump is doing right,
Speaker 1: is that he is sort of articulating the nihilism American
Speaker 1: people feel and just being like fuck it, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Because he doesn't like it's all things
Speaker 1: that I don't respect this ship, like, look, it's just dumb.
Speaker 1: And that's where we were like, yeah, man, this ship
Speaker 1: is dumb because they can't quite connect the dots of
Speaker 1: like you know, predatory capitalism upending their lives and like
Speaker 1: how there's just no structures in place to support you.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if that's what's just purely like
Speaker 1: this tactic of like let's just just call the thing
Speaker 1: dumb in as many ways as possible, and like that
Speaker 1: has appealed because if we start getting all wonky or whatever,
Speaker 1: then we can't appeal to the you know, truly apathetic
Speaker 1: people who we want to bring on board. And wonkyness
Speaker 1: is dumb, like a lot of the like the way
Speaker 1: that people who are career politicians and the mainstream media
Speaker 1: talks is ridiculous and you know, is a vest did
Speaker 1: from a previous period that like it's not clear why
Speaker 1: it exists. Uh, And but they're like finding that little
Speaker 1: toe hold of truth and then making it into just
Speaker 1: a chance for them to you know, say things that
Speaker 1: make old white guys be like can he say that?
Speaker 1: And yeah, and and then confusing us just being like, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: he can say that, we don't we don't have to
Speaker 1: like it, and we can use what he says to
Speaker 1: draw conclusions about him and the people who like what
Speaker 1: he's saying, those are the consequences. Uh. But yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's they were not thrown. I don't know, it's it's
Speaker 1: very frustrating. But it also it seems like I I
Speaker 1: think we're seeing that that's like a bigger part like
Speaker 1: the fact that I think when you're picturing the ultimate
Speaker 1: endpoint and like I had said, Uh, somebody pointed out
Speaker 1: that on my predictions on the Predictions episode, I my
Speaker 1: prediction was that Trump would lose and not accept the
Speaker 1: results of the election, and that was just based on
Speaker 1: like paying attention to what he was saying, like listening
Speaker 1: to what he was saying and taking it seriously. But
Speaker 1: when we were all picturing that that he wasn't going
Speaker 1: to do it, I don't think we were picturing him
Speaker 1: doing uh twenty minute chunk on like how Hillary must
Speaker 1: be pissed that she didn't get like you know, it's
Speaker 1: not we didn't picture him still doing Trump Jazz. But
Speaker 1: like that is that that is a big silly part
Speaker 1: of what of what he what his appeal is to
Speaker 1: these people who are now going and putting their lives
Speaker 1: on the line, right, So, yeah, that's just stupid but
Speaker 1: also probably worth paying attention to. Yeah, and again for
Speaker 1: honestly watching the news like that's on cable, it's like
Speaker 1: so infuriating the way these people are talking about everything,
Speaker 1: Like there Katie tur on MSNBC is like having a
Speaker 1: panic attack because she's so shocked that this is happening,
Speaker 1: and you're like, have no are you? Do you know
Speaker 1: how these people are talking? Do you know what their
Speaker 1: media diet is? Do you know? And this is this
Speaker 1: this wasn't if it was a when question? And for
Speaker 1: them again again it's the fact that they were surprised
Speaker 1: and not even saying anything like that like to to
Speaker 1: or at least indicating how surprised they are and how
Speaker 1: out of touch they are, Like shows you just how
Speaker 1: how much we're up against terms of what information is
Speaker 1: coming out of TV screens and how people are ingesting
Speaker 1: that and their wherewith all our understanding of what is
Speaker 1: happening in the country right now. It's really it's it's
Speaker 1: something else. On top of them loving Mitch McConnell's speech,
Speaker 1: I mean all it was for a wild is all
Speaker 1: this violence at the Capitol. Like we missed the part
Speaker 1: where Mitch McConnell tried fucking screwed on out like with
Speaker 1: his dignity when they were counting the votes because the
Speaker 1: vote count had to be halted because of the violence.
Speaker 1: But he truly tried. He through the president under the bus,
Speaker 1: called a conspiracy theories and found a backbone at the
Speaker 1: eleventh hour. And I might get the funk out of
Speaker 1: here with this motherfucker. You were the ringleader for the
Speaker 1: last forever forever. Yeah, oh yeah, Like an Arrow just
Speaker 1: tweeted like, oh it made me stand up and clap,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, how he's he's saving he's net gills
Speaker 1: right exactly. They think, oh, because he switched his turtle
Speaker 1: shell up to sympathetic and and sorry that we're gonna
Speaker 1: forget all that. Come on now, all right, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break and we'll come back and talk about
Speaker 1: the Kardashians and we're back, and uh, we can all
Speaker 1: exhale because it is once again time just talk about
Speaker 1: the Kardashians. Just as a as a small appetizer, Kylie,
Speaker 1: uh smaller, small advertiser to the main dish. Uh Kylie
Speaker 1: is uh selling hand sanitizer with six dollars plus shipping
Speaker 1: and handling, and it is the exact same hand sanitizer
Speaker 1: that you can get for one dollar at CBS, but
Speaker 1: it says Kylie skin on it. Yeah, it's it's fucked
Speaker 1: up because it's like, you know, but people are dying.
Speaker 1: Money is not moving around as it should be. People
Speaker 1: are not supported yet, you know, child billionaire Kylie is
Speaker 1: like what if I started siphoning money out of these
Speaker 1: people's pockets Visa V sanitizer products And it's really fucking cynical,
Speaker 1: I mean, and like just think it's so inappropriate right
Speaker 1: now given where the country is that that you have
Speaker 1: Kylie Jenner thinking like, well it has glycerin, therefore it's
Speaker 1: the Kylie vibes when again, like you're saying you can
Speaker 1: get that ship there's a lot of plenty of sanitizer
Speaker 1: that will not dry out your hands that is not
Speaker 1: seven dollars plus shipping. A lot of them have it.
Speaker 1: And it's also like not that uh, it's it's not
Speaker 1: that shocking considering like the thing that like put the
Speaker 1: Kylie makeup line on the map, on the map, the
Speaker 1: lip kits that the Kylie Lippy's. Those formulas were almost
Speaker 1: unmistakable from the color pop formulas that were like known
Speaker 1: in makeup to be like the cost affordable, uh standard,
Speaker 1: almost identical, nearly double triple the price. Like every single
Speaker 1: one of the Kardashian business models is take what somebody
Speaker 1: else is doing for cheaper, do the exact same thing,
Speaker 1: and then put my name on it. M hm m hmm.
Speaker 1: I mean I will say that I have been follonging
Speaker 1: a victim to this. I I do have Limp Limp
Speaker 1: plumper on. No, I've been falling victim to celebrity endorsements
Speaker 1: since uh, you know, I learned the Gatorade is kool
Speaker 1: Aid with salt in it um and still kept buying
Speaker 1: that ship because it had Michael Jordan's commercials. Uh, I
Speaker 1: love it too much. But all right, let's talk about
Speaker 1: what we're all really here to talk about. As the
Speaker 1: national as the nation's capital is under physical assault. Uh,
Speaker 1: what we're really here to talk about is uh Kim
Speaker 1: Ya Kim and Kanye are reportedly on the brink. What happened?
Speaker 1: You know, they said he he wasn't around for the holidays.
Speaker 1: She made him go to the Wyoming uh to stay
Speaker 1: away so she can get the fucking separation divorcing rolling.
Speaker 1: She says she has had it, but there's multiple The
Speaker 1: thing is, it's messy because there are so many weird
Speaker 1: stories and half truths coming out. Like there's one version
Speaker 1: Kanye is sick of being on a reality show and
Speaker 1: the circus of being married to a Kardashian, or Kim
Speaker 1: is just sick of Kanye's behavior. Another one said quote, Now,
Speaker 1: this divorce is happening because Kim has grown up a lot.
Speaker 1: She's serious about taking the bar examin and becoming a lawyer.
Speaker 1: She's serious about her prison reform campaign. Meanwhile, Kanye is
Speaker 1: taking talking about running for president and saying other crazy
Speaker 1: shit there was not mine, and she's just had enough
Speaker 1: of it. Um So, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: Or there's the messiest thing that we saw, which was
Speaker 1: this unfounded rumor that started gaining traction on the internet
Speaker 1: was saying that Kanye was cheating on Kim Kardashian with
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Starr, way out of left field, racist YouTube makeup
Speaker 1: person with I'm I don't know, it's just all, it's
Speaker 1: it's all, it's it's all happening for them at the moment.
Speaker 1: I've long time thought myself as a Kim Ya Mr Thomas,
Speaker 1: long before they even got married, Like back when Kim
Speaker 1: was married to that baseball player for like a minute,
Speaker 1: Chris and basketball, thank you. I don't sports sports in me.
Speaker 1: I'm you never claimed to be a Kim Chris Humphries
Speaker 1: Nostrada sportsman. She was married to a sportsman briefly, and
Speaker 1: like even before that and during the marriage, Uh, they
Speaker 1: were always hanging out together. Uh, Like he would mention
Speaker 1: her off hand and interviews as like his best friend
Speaker 1: who he like, respected and admired even when he had
Speaker 1: his partners wild she was with Chris humphrieson beforehand. They
Speaker 1: were always talking about each other in a way where
Speaker 1: I was like, they're gonna date and then they're gonna
Speaker 1: get married, and then they didn't. Uh. And the one
Speaker 1: where I was like, oh, they're definitely going to get
Speaker 1: divorced was the met gala in which Kim came out
Speaker 1: in the dripping wet Mugler dress. Uh, in the dripping
Speaker 1: what what it's a dressed by a designer named Mugler,
Speaker 1: and it made it look like she was dripping wet
Speaker 1: the whole time. It was like skin tight, had like
Speaker 1: crystals hanging off of it. She had like her hair
Speaker 1: slick back, and Kanye was yeah, and then Kanye was
Speaker 1: in like some Hunger Games game stuff just like it was.
Speaker 1: It was. It was a pretty boring get up for him,
Speaker 1: but like, you know, she went all out, and I
Speaker 1: guess they had like a blow up argument beforehand where
Speaker 1: he was just like, you can't keep dressing like this
Speaker 1: and YadA YadA, YadA. Uh. And it was the kind
Speaker 1: of argument where she was like, yeah, you know, I
Speaker 1: really have to start seeing myself as like a mother
Speaker 1: and and you know, checking how I like present myself.
Speaker 1: That I was like, oh, they're on the outs. That's
Speaker 1: that's going to start happening soon. And then when the
Speaker 1: hologram thing happened, that's solidified that they had to be
Speaker 1: getting a divorce, because that's the ship you do when
Speaker 1: you're like making a last ditch effort to say I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: that's extra genius, genius, genius, super genius. I know that move.
Speaker 1: I've done that move one time under with me. No,
Speaker 1: but I fixed his toilet even though we didn't know
Speaker 1: how to fix a toilet necromancy. Yeah, and then when
Speaker 1: I instead fucked up a pipe and a friend came over.
Speaker 1: He was like, Oh, this is the kind of thing
Speaker 1: you do when you know we're gonna get dumped. And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh no, uh, which was true. And
Speaker 1: that's what that is, Robert Kardashian like the hologram, that
Speaker 1: that is fixing a toilet for a dude that you
Speaker 1: know he's gonna dump you even though you don't know
Speaker 1: shit about plumbing. Right. The other thing about that was
Speaker 1: they were saying when the when he unveiled the hologram,
Speaker 1: he showed up late and left early, like he came there,
Speaker 1: played it and was out. So it sounds like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that that definitely tracks now that you're saying it, because
Speaker 1: it's just a creepy hologram and then whatever. Uh. They
Speaker 1: were saying that the like in all these right eisode
Speaker 1: that the biggest point of contention will obviously be money.
Speaker 1: Uh specifically around there Beije Calabasa's hell house. Um, And
Speaker 1: it's like a weird situation because Kim owns the land
Speaker 1: like and all the lots around it, but Kanye owns
Speaker 1: a physical home. So enter celebrity lawyer Laura Wasser to
Speaker 1: represent a friend of the network. Yeah, we'll see what happens.
Speaker 1: Who's gonna get what I wonder because but apparently Kim
Speaker 1: wants to stay there because that's where her kids are
Speaker 1: growing up and living. And she's like this dude has
Speaker 1: a ranch, like just funk off somewhere else. Uh. So
Speaker 1: I guess that'd be cool to even have problems like
Speaker 1: that where we'd be like, how we can split up
Speaker 1: our gazillion dollar fucking compound. Just push it off the land,
Speaker 1: keep pushing it. Yeah, exactly. There's also these costumes and
Speaker 1: I wasn't paying attention to this, but people were sharing
Speaker 1: images where it was like a family picture, uh, where
Speaker 1: everybody's in costumes, uh, and they're there are two examples where, uh,
Speaker 1: the Kanye figure is wearing a mask where you can't
Speaker 1: see his face and people are like, yo, there that's
Speaker 1: not Oh you know it? Does it seem like it
Speaker 1: could be I think it is. You think it's him. No,
Speaker 1: I think it isn't because the height difference looks weird
Speaker 1: to me. Right, wow, dash bologist in the building like
Speaker 1: I like, I like held up like red carpet perspective
Speaker 1: photos and I was like, all right, this heel is
Speaker 1: this Like on Nordstrom's website it says it's this many inches,
Speaker 1: so therefore like at this point with this height, so
Speaker 1: I was like, doesn't match up, But what's the focal
Speaker 1: length of the lens that was used on that camera?
Speaker 1: There there are behind the scenes pictures that appear to
Speaker 1: have Kanye without the mask on, but very easily photoshop.
Speaker 1: You can photoshop anything these days. Um. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: I hope this will be for the better for both
Speaker 1: of them, you know, because it didn't seem like this
Speaker 1: was the best thing for either of them, so you
Speaker 1: could hopefully this will be uh an improvement. Where in
Speaker 1: his discography did they get together? Was it after My Beautiful, Dark,
Speaker 1: Twisted Fantasy, because that was like a breakup record for
Speaker 1: umber Rose amber Rose, I think, or at least some
Speaker 1: of it was. I know some of it was amber Rose. Um.
Speaker 1: I That's one where I've been like trying to figure
Speaker 1: out when it started, and I wholeheartedly feel like it
Speaker 1: was before release because I remember being in many doctors
Speaker 1: offices and like seeing those interviews of like them talking
Speaker 1: about each other kind of ramping up where it's just like, oh,
Speaker 1: I consulted so I consulted him when I was working
Speaker 1: on this. I consulted him on like the aesthetics of
Speaker 1: this UM. So that's when I thought it was like
Speaker 1: starting to like ramp up into something. Um. They've been
Speaker 1: in their lives a lot longer than like what has
Speaker 1: been openly media portrayed. And I truly wonder if this
Speaker 1: is going to be like a dark, twisted fantasy situation
Speaker 1: in UM or if we're like if we're just waiting
Speaker 1: on like a guns and Roses Chinese democracy, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't imagine him like going back to Earth, coming
Speaker 1: back to Earth in any especially like I mean his
Speaker 1: work again. But you never know, you know, uh, you
Speaker 1: never know, you never know because even you know, I
Speaker 1: didn't think Pablo would be a good album or I
Speaker 1: wouldn't like Pablo, but I liked I like that more
Speaker 1: than Jesus. And that was in the midst of the
Speaker 1: kim kness. Yeah, so who knows. I don't know. Anything
Speaker 1: is possible. A coup in the United States apparently right now,
Speaker 1: which is unsettling, all right. And finally, uh, pizza hut
Speaker 1: is it is the anniversary of the stuffed cruss pizza
Speaker 1: being introduced. It's actually, but they decided to put the
Speaker 1: brakes on the cellar bration that we had all been
Speaker 1: waiting for. It's kind of the twenty anniversary of the
Speaker 1: stuffed crust pizza is uh is sort of the Olympics
Speaker 1: for us, and you can always delay it a year.
Speaker 1: It's no big deal. Um. And the way they're celebrating
Speaker 1: is uh by claiming that people have been asking for uh,
Speaker 1: just the crust without the pizza part, and so they've
Speaker 1: released what is essentially a very skinny bagel with cheese
Speaker 1: inside of it, a k nothing but stuffed crust. Uh. No,
Speaker 1: no pizza. They're like, see, uh, you know people have
Speaker 1: been since we introduced it, people been asking for it. Uh.
Speaker 1: And that's not true obviously. Uh. First of all, if
Speaker 1: you get this pizza off my pizza, you're a herb.
Speaker 1: If you buy that ship, do not pay money for
Speaker 1: this stuff. Just get you the one that has the pizza,
Speaker 1: and you have a better dal. Yes, you have more food. Also,
Speaker 1: they could have easily made that in stick form and
Speaker 1: just put more in the box, right right right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It is the biggest waste of box I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: It's just an empty box with a little cross around
Speaker 1: the edge. I don't want to see anybody talk shit
Speaker 1: about Little Caesar's after this. They've done nothing but like
Speaker 1: pizza for the people. Yeah, and at least when they
Speaker 1: up the game, like they do it in ways that
Speaker 1: appeals to Stoner's. You know, we're like, Okay, Little Caesar's,
Speaker 1: I see you where Pizza Hut. Sometimes I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you're doing a lot over there. You're just like a
Speaker 1: big stunt queen. And I like the O G factor
Speaker 1: of local at Little Caesar's. Yeah, pizza like Pizza Hud
Speaker 1: is when you take the idea of like the sort
Speaker 1: of philosophy that they that Young Brands brings to Taco
Speaker 1: Bell and be like, Okay, how do we reinvent this.
Speaker 1: It's like, yo, just make good pizza, Like you have
Speaker 1: one product, you have one job. Stop fucking around. Just
Speaker 1: make good, make the pizza that you make as Pizza Hut,
Speaker 1: and we will be on board. Yeah, they're always They're
Speaker 1: always coming up with are you guys, like where does
Speaker 1: Pizza Hut falling your rankings of the Big Four with Domino's,
Speaker 1: Papa John's, Little caesar is not part of the know.
Speaker 1: It's like the it's like Russia. They're not in the
Speaker 1: G eight anymore. You're out. I'm sorry, you don't know
Speaker 1: some people. Some people like their pizza to taste like
Speaker 1: that's fine, and we talked about this before. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with people different opinions. That's fine,
Speaker 1: do you. I'm just saying I'm not gonna eat that
Speaker 1: ship because I don't like it. I like, what's funny
Speaker 1: is pizza hut pan pizza is the greasiest shit ever,
Speaker 1: and I love the funk out of it. But the
Speaker 1: big pan whatever, it's his pants, as long as they
Speaker 1: got that grease bottom, you know what I mean. But
Speaker 1: with Dominoes, we've talked about this before. They've been wor
Speaker 1: they've been in the lab. They got the crushed right,
Speaker 1: and I want to eat the whole pizza. But there's
Speaker 1: something about just like butter slice of pizza hut pizza
Speaker 1: that is still very comforting to me when it comes
Speaker 1: to that kind of thing. Yeah, I've actually learned that
Speaker 1: you can butter your pieces of Domino's pizza and you
Speaker 1: get the best of both worlds. Totally have done that.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, So reheating pizza in a pan is actually right.
Speaker 1: We've talked before about a good way to reheat pizza,
Speaker 1: and there's nothing wrong with butter in that pan before
Speaker 1: you reheat it. I'm just saying, give it a little
Speaker 1: bit of crispy butter bottom. Anyways, I don't I've never
Speaker 1: really fucked with pizza hut. Like from when I was
Speaker 1: a kid. I I've always been a Domino's boy, and
Speaker 1: I think they've gotten better and better. They were customization options.
Speaker 1: Like Dominoes. I feel like I spent so long apologizing
Speaker 1: to us for bad pizza. They gave us everything they wanted.
Speaker 1: Dominoes has apologized for like bad pizza more than most
Speaker 1: people have for like you know, like hate crimes or
Speaker 1: treason right, or like bad jokes. Yeah, they like put
Speaker 1: whole campaigns into like sorry, our pizza sucked. Here's more
Speaker 1: customization options. Here's heated ovens in the vans as we
Speaker 1: like transport it to you so it's like super hot
Speaker 1: when it still gets to you. Um. I like I
Speaker 1: love that pizza. Personal pizza. Little Caesar's is like my
Speaker 1: tippy top because that's just my Like I'm tired and
Speaker 1: I got a five dollar pizza and everyone's happy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: um I am real sad that Pizza Hut brought back
Speaker 1: the zones and they suck now, oh really they did.
Speaker 1: Oh man, they used to be great, but now they
Speaker 1: taste like weird soft, like pizza doughnuts and like they're
Speaker 1: like too sweet and it's I don't know, they're just
Speaker 1: I miss I missed the o G pizzone. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: that's totally fair. We also missed the final four promotional
Speaker 1: basketballs that Pizza Hud used to give out for free. Yeah.
Speaker 1: O man that those basketballs. Boy, things were so dope.
Speaker 1: Is don't know about those? Well no, they were like
Speaker 1: they were regulation size. They got smaller. I think we
Speaker 1: have full size basketballs because that's what you remember at school.
Speaker 1: We would bring that ship to school to play on
Speaker 1: like our our recess court, and we got the new
Speaker 1: Pizza hunt ball. One thing that our writer Jan was
Speaker 1: pointing out is that Pizza Hut actually say so the
Speaker 1: stuff Cruss Pizza was a flop at first, and then
Speaker 1: they put out a forty million dollar ad campaign that
Speaker 1: hinged around a spot in which Donald Trump and Ivana Trump,
Speaker 1: who were in the middle of a public divorce, pretended
Speaker 1: like they were about to fuck, only to reveal that
Speaker 1: they were actually talking about eating a stuff cruss pizza
Speaker 1: crust first. I I don't I I vaguely remember this,
Speaker 1: uh that there is a video clip in the dock,
Speaker 1: but I won't think Donald, You're going to eat from
Speaker 1: the back, from behind. I gotta give a about the crust.
Speaker 1: I'm still in there, even the cheese, and you're like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, nasty. The commercial was shot on a setment
Speaker 1: to look like the Plaza, but obviously not the real
Speaker 1: Plaza because Trump had lost it to bankruptcy in ninety two.
Speaker 1: Uh So even America has been lying about Trump to
Speaker 1: to find a way to believe in this dude since
Speaker 1: uh since the stuff crossed pizza. Um, but that's not
Speaker 1: the worst thing he's done. Uh probably, No, No, no,
Speaker 1: not at all, Vanessa. It's been great having you on
Speaker 1: the show. Where can people find you and follow you? Uh?
Speaker 1: They can find me on at Nest Gritten. Still gotta
Speaker 1: get that last name change legally, but it's hard during
Speaker 1: a pandemic. Uh So Nest Gritten on all farms of
Speaker 1: social media, and you can find the podcast I'm co hosting,
Speaker 1: Kicking and Screaming under kick Screen pod on OSLO all
Speaker 1: forms of socials. Yeah. Yeah. And is there a tweet
Speaker 1: or some other work of social media you've been enjoying. Yeah? Actually, um,
Speaker 1: one of my favorite accounts on Twitter is a comedian
Speaker 1: by the name of Jamie Carbone who's just like, I
Speaker 1: don't know everything he like puts out is just my
Speaker 1: favorite kind of brand of dumb. Uh. He's under thick
Speaker 1: Sonic th H I C C. And he had one
Speaker 1: that got me real bad, which was, now that The
Speaker 1: Great Gatsby is out of copyright, I'm going to add it,
Speaker 1: add to it what it always needed, big honking anime titties.
Speaker 1: Let me see keep me Carbone, love me some pick Sonic.
Speaker 1: There you go. Uh, Miles, where can people find you?
Speaker 1: What's tweet you've been enjoying? Oh Man, Twitter, Instagram, Miles
Speaker 1: of Gray. Also the other podcast for Twenty Day Fiance
Speaker 1: And if you like the Bachelor, I'm on this latest
Speaker 1: episode of Will You Accept This Rose with Lacy Moseley
Speaker 1: and Arden Marine and Ruduce, Ana Hosnie and Kate Leeing
Speaker 1: everybody talking about the new Black Bachelor, Matt Jones or
Speaker 1: James Maddie James, I misspoke? Now see a tweet that
Speaker 1: I like everything's kind of about the coup right now,
Speaker 1: but this one from no name at no name, white
Speaker 1: supremacy is willing to destroy itself, so a slightly less
Speaker 1: white supremacist president doesn't take power. Fascinating. M hm uh yeah. CJ.
Speaker 1: Tolodono former guests tweeted, I've never asked this outlub, but
Speaker 1: what are white people not allowed to do? Which is
Speaker 1: I think a fair question right now. But yeah, people
Speaker 1: are just responding to it's it's being I mean the
Speaker 1: headline on uh Twitter trending is House and Senate sessions
Speaker 1: in recess after protests lead to capital lockdown. That's not protests.
Speaker 1: That is terrorism. That's uh, you know, violence, that's rioting
Speaker 1: at the very least, like the difference being like, you know,
Speaker 1: because you could, I'm sure Fox will come do one
Speaker 1: to one comparisons of footage from the summer to this,
Speaker 1: like they're they're burning buildings down, I mean, what's the
Speaker 1: difference here? And a lot of it is actually not
Speaker 1: like taking the piece out where the police decide that
Speaker 1: they are no longer able to exercise their right to protests,
Speaker 1: try and disperse them and then get into confrontations with
Speaker 1: protesters that lead to the you know this perceived Oh
Speaker 1: my god, the protesters are so violent versus the capital,
Speaker 1: but like the police, their footage of I don't even
Speaker 1: know what's saying. I mean, just this ship is overwhelming evensee,
Speaker 1: because it just gets me so piste off to know
Speaker 1: that people who are in the streets for the right
Speaker 1: reasons get brutalized and are intimidated to stand up for
Speaker 1: what is good and right and proper, and then you
Speaker 1: have people like this out here and they're just kind
Speaker 1: of like, I don't know, let's let them tear the
Speaker 1: ship up. It's it's sucked up, Yeah, it is. Uh.
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Speaker 1: off to the information that we talked about in today's episode,
Speaker 1: as well as the song we ride out on miles
Speaker 1: What are we riding into this mess upon? I think
Speaker 1: we just need more Aquarian dream We need them more
Speaker 1: than Disco sauce to just kind of go into the
Speaker 1: twilight zone. Uh. This track is called yesterday and then
Speaker 1: in parathetical says, was so nice today? Uh, And that
Speaker 1: just kind of feels like a weird sentiment right now.
Speaker 1: But I love just the overall vibes of Aquarian Dream
Speaker 1: because it's like it's as good. Like I said, you
Speaker 1: feel like Desmond in the fucking you know, the hatch
Speaker 1: and you got this ship gang, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So there it is. Put it in your ears, alright.
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