Speaker 1: Hey guys, it's Jack and Miles. UH, just checking in
Speaker 1: to let you know what you're about to hear. Not
Speaker 1: a standard episode of the show. These are our year end,
Speaker 1: year um review, and holiday themed episodes. So if you're
Speaker 1: new to the show. UH, you know, you can check
Speaker 1: back in the catalog for what the normal episodes sound like. Uh.
Speaker 1: And you can listen to this for our thoughts on
Speaker 1: the year. UH. And we're back beginning of January with
Speaker 1: all new episodes and you can't wait to talk to
Speaker 1: you all. Then I hello the Internet, and welcome to
Speaker 1: this episode of Ys Like Guys, in which we are
Speaker 1: looking at the trends of the year as reflected on
Speaker 1: the Google trends page. We're gonna look at this is
Speaker 1: kind of our year in review. In review, or we
Speaker 1: look at the primary year and reviewed digests and tools
Speaker 1: to come up with insights, oversight, snubs and flubs. UM.
Speaker 1: I'm Jack, that's Miles, and we are thorough to be
Speaker 1: joined by super producer on a Hosnia. The unfortunate news
Speaker 1: is that I had to ingest my twin d ch
Speaker 1: Dana in the m I know, we told you not to,
Speaker 1: and I said, it's going to change your voice and
Speaker 1: make it all weird like that, or if you'd be
Speaker 1: coming like a bit of a year end tradition where
Speaker 1: Google's like, this is what you looked for and then
Speaker 1: creates like a real sappy video that like tries to
Speaker 1: make it super emotional, soups emotion and inspirational based on
Speaker 1: the fact that we were like, wait, why was the
Speaker 1: chancel invented? UM, Yeah, that's a weird question we'll talk about.
Speaker 1: So I'll let you kick it off, Miles. What what
Speaker 1: was something that you noticed in the trends on what
Speaker 1: people were searching in UM. I think the recipes one
Speaker 1: is really interesting because it says a lot because I
Speaker 1: think for them, you know, if we look at this year,
Speaker 1: we could say that three fourths of it was spent
Speaker 1: indoors or without like the typical moving and consuming that
Speaker 1: we're normally used to in this country. And the recipes
Speaker 1: the top recipes like the first to makes sense. We've
Speaker 1: talked about it sour dough bread. Obviously, Number two is
Speaker 1: whipped coffee, which is like the thing I didn't realize
Speaker 1: everybody was on, but it looks delicious. And then we
Speaker 1: start getting two things that are not available at home
Speaker 1: like number three Disney Turo. Number four doll whip. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is yo. The strength of this next one, number
Speaker 1: five double tree cookie. Now, anybody who's traveled on business,
Speaker 1: are you where where you stayed? At a double treet?
Speaker 1: The first thing you realize is like, this motherfucker just
Speaker 1: gave me a warm ask cookie for checking in. What
Speaker 1: the funk is this place? So that's something people were
Speaker 1: chasing and something that speaks to me. Number six, I
Speaker 1: kea meatball. Yeah, I gotta run with that. I don't
Speaker 1: know what The seventh one is Chaffel. You don't know
Speaker 1: chaffel bro Was that no clue? Um? Oh damn? I
Speaker 1: thought it. Well, it seems like a thing that let's see,
Speaker 1: Chaffel is. Oh it's a carb free waffle. Oh, it's
Speaker 1: cheese and eggs. It's a Keto. Oh I didn't, Anna?
Speaker 1: Do you know about this? The chaffel one net car beach, No,
Speaker 1: but I do now? Yeah, see that and again Keto,
Speaker 1: big big year for Keto. So that's always interesting to
Speaker 1: see what people were trying to make. If look if
Speaker 1: you have an actual recipe chaffel, because it's spelled like
Speaker 1: oh yeah, sorry, I'm after after Anna brought up how
Speaker 1: weaker Muslims were picking cotton. I had like chattel slavery
Speaker 1: in my head. I think so I was chapel. It's
Speaker 1: it's all, it's all swirling around. But yeah that if
Speaker 1: anyone has the bomb recipe on how to actually make
Speaker 1: a fucking doll whip, you know, let me know. That
Speaker 1: seems very labor intensive. But shout out to you all.
Speaker 1: For sure, does doll whip have like it has dairy
Speaker 1: in it? Right? It's not just like when no, I
Speaker 1: think it's I think it's just get straight. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean these are all things I'm assuming that are
Speaker 1: going to be sold now that our our hunger or
Speaker 1: thirst for Disney truros revealed Disney that shows you are
Speaker 1: not not their strongest suit. That is one corner of
Speaker 1: the market that they have not nailed down. Disney food sucks.
Speaker 1: Um well, the charl I think is just I mean,
Speaker 1: the only thing is I mean you could look at
Speaker 1: this and say, uh, Disney was on the brain sour dough.
Speaker 1: You need a sour dough to make a bread bull
Speaker 1: to the clam chowder in a red Bull at Disneyland,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So that's that could that
Speaker 1: could have someone to whipped coffee dull whip. I don't know,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm just out here thrown out lame conspiracy
Speaker 1: theories about Disney consumption. Yeah. Yeah, Um. Actors that were
Speaker 1: trending this year. It's interesting because they're mostly trending for
Speaker 1: reasons besides their performances. Uh. Tom Hanks was our covid
Speaker 1: canary in the coal mind. He is number one. Chris
Speaker 1: d'liah because he was exposed as a predator. Number two
Speaker 1: Jada Pinkett Smith who that was Entanglement. I think delivered
Speaker 1: one of our great performances of the year, but it
Speaker 1: was not a scripted one. It was Entanglement. Timothy Shallama
Speaker 1: seems like he's the first one who is on the
Speaker 1: strength of like his his work, right or was he
Speaker 1: doing something while off the off the set um. I
Speaker 1: would say it was on the strength of his Jala Jane,
Speaker 1: Oh just kidding, I know that or what done? I'm
Speaker 1: not into it. It's hard to know. Like that's the thing.
Speaker 1: The first ones are like we get it, drama, drama, drama,
Speaker 1: and then it's Timothy Shaloman like doom. I think he's
Speaker 1: just one of those people. He's just like new cool
Speaker 1: guy in town. So everyone's like, well, who's that? Slam
Speaker 1: Is has a like a whole vibe. He's cornered that
Speaker 1: people are loving about him. I don't know what it is,
Speaker 1: because Jack, you could, you could, I mean, you could
Speaker 1: get on a shallow May wave. I feel like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta start, you know, dressing a little bit more
Speaker 1: challenging and lose about half of my weight, half of
Speaker 1: my body weight. What does it mean to dress more challenging? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like get a little bit more more subversive, Yeah, more
Speaker 1: subversive risks. I wear the same clothes every day. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're on like that tim Cook ship where like you,
Speaker 1: your mind is in too many places, like you don't
Speaker 1: have time. It's not lazy that my mind is so
Speaker 1: brillisht but I can't spend it thinking about Okay, in
Speaker 1: your mind if you had to, if you had to
Speaker 1: take the Timothy shallow May challenge. Fashion wives, what is
Speaker 1: an article of clothing that you would buy? And you're like,
Speaker 1: I mean, but I think this is yeah, okay, Um,
Speaker 1: what's a challenging piece you think you'd wear? Some sort
Speaker 1: of hat? It's not a baseball hat. I feel like
Speaker 1: I feel like people have been rocking the rocking the
Speaker 1: hats and magazine profiles for a while. I've literally never
Speaker 1: worn a hat that's not a baseball cap. You should
Speaker 1: let your hair craw out a little more and then
Speaker 1: let your like one little curl come down in your bank. Yeah,
Speaker 1: get a curl going, you know. I think you could
Speaker 1: do that. And then what I think the big thing
Speaker 1: is like a very unbuttoned like silk shirt or something
Speaker 1: like that, like pants. I keep the keep the shirt
Speaker 1: buttoned up so that it would be it's a it's
Speaker 1: a mess, you know what I'm saying. There was that
Speaker 1: one his that sequined harness he wore. Do you remember that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's you. Yeah, that's what that was. The other thing,
Speaker 1: sequined harness. I think that was a bad answer. That's
Speaker 1: just something that is generally exceeded. My grasp as ay
Speaker 1: was a fashion person, non big cap hats. Oh was it?
Speaker 1: Because too? Like I remember there's like Henry the Fifth
Speaker 1: or like other photos came out of him. It's like
Speaker 1: Timothy Shallow make and even rock the funk out of
Speaker 1: a bowl cut. Yeah, And that was just sort of
Speaker 1: the He's also like picture making out badly with his girlfriend.
Speaker 1: I think like they were weird kissing weird, a loon, weir.
Speaker 1: Why are you kissing weird? Dude? I don't know what
Speaker 1: real kissing is because I watched so much of like
Speaker 1: reality TV and people be like, they kiss weird, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is kissing normal? It's just two people
Speaker 1: putting their mouths on each other. There's no sense or
Speaker 1: like rhythm to it. You're just like, ah, I'm the
Speaker 1: other way. We're like, I watched Steve and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm not kissing right, this is how they kissed. Damn.
Speaker 1: I'll just say this right now. You've got it like
Speaker 1: paused and you're like, yeah, She's like, why do you
Speaker 1: keep watching these Timothy shallow me the super cuts on YouTube. Well, kissing,
Speaker 1: in my opinion, is nonsense. There's no right way to kiss.
Speaker 1: As long as the two kissers are happy, then that's
Speaker 1: that very basic and I'm gonna leave each to each
Speaker 1: their own, you know. Speaking of shallow Ma's bowl cut,
Speaker 1: the Beauty how Two's we're kind of interesting this year
Speaker 1: and especially relevant because we couldn't go to the barber
Speaker 1: unless we were Nancy Pelosi. All right, guys, let's deal
Speaker 1: with this lady. Um, what about a refrigerator cost more
Speaker 1: than my car? Like? Uh, how to cut men's hair
Speaker 1: at home was the number one trending Uh, but number
Speaker 1: two something that I don't know what it means. It
Speaker 1: is how to PLoP hair? What that means? How to PLoP?
Speaker 1: What's PLoP hair? How to plot? Like how to just
Speaker 1: PLoP your hair? I'm sorry, I'm the last I PLoP
Speaker 1: your hair with a shirt. I think it's to PLoP hair?
Speaker 1: What that means? Um, it's for like curly hair. I believe,
Speaker 1: I don't know hud percent. It's basically like putting your
Speaker 1: hair up. Got it? But they have new words. See
Speaker 1: this is this is the world I'm completely out of
Speaker 1: in the hairless world. How to plot? How to PLoP
Speaker 1: curly hair? Okay, shot up? Plopping is a technique. We're
Speaker 1: born here curly blah blah blah blah blah. Okay, so
Speaker 1: I get your nice ass curls going ship, all right,
Speaker 1: we'll PLoP on. I wish I knew. I wish I
Speaker 1: had a problem where I needed to learn how to
Speaker 1: PLoP my hairs, all fourteen of them. It's it's like
Speaker 1: a good styling technique. I don't personally PLoP because no,
Speaker 1: I just have never had any joy in life for
Speaker 1: reason to do anything so right, But you had that
Speaker 1: podcast was plopping. Yeah. I thought they canceled it because
Speaker 1: I started a show about something I wasn't doing, so
Speaker 1: it was unfolished and it doesn't actually PLoP. The other thing,
Speaker 1: what's the other thing with the beauty stuff? Um? What
Speaker 1: is how does style curtain bangs? What are curtain bangs?
Speaker 1: Like like you can pull a thing on the side
Speaker 1: and they'll be like like to this edge of your face. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you have a little rope on the side of
Speaker 1: your head and you just like move it and they
Speaker 1: go sideways. Both of your pay grades. Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: I mean talk about hairless man trying to talk about
Speaker 1: these curtain bangs. Uh, it's the seventies bang where it's
Speaker 1: like draping your face down the middle. Okay, shout out
Speaker 1: of seabees. Were dudes rocking that? Shallow rocking that? No,
Speaker 1: I feel like good, he could rock the funk out
Speaker 1: of But I'm just I'm worried about people. I'm worried
Speaker 1: about people seeing shallow may rock that and be like,
Speaker 1: oh I can do that myself. Um, he should buy
Speaker 1: the way. Just go by shallow and drop the Tim
Speaker 1: or Shalls. Yeah, Shalls is pretty. That's pretty. That's wild too.
Speaker 1: Oh and Tim dropped the Tim Okay, And Anna right
Speaker 1: now is styling her hair over the zoom call. What
Speaker 1: are you doing right now? Because are you parting your
Speaker 1: hair on the side down the middle? Oh dude, Ana's
Speaker 1: sea bangs right now are very Um what's her face?
Speaker 1: What was that company where the blood tests? Elizabeth? Was
Speaker 1: her face? Elizabeth? Uh? Yeah Holmes, Nope. Wow, you you
Speaker 1: know you look like a you look like a tech
Speaker 1: scammer with your hair like that, look like a what
Speaker 1: like a tech scammer Like you've built like uh you know, uh,
Speaker 1: fucking some kind of investment firm out of millions of
Speaker 1: dollars based on empty promises. You could, you could definitely, Wow,
Speaker 1: that is a totally different look you. You could if
Speaker 1: you got a haircut with that hairstyle, you could totally
Speaker 1: like rock the reality show mom hair do. Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: noticed how my hair is deeply uneven? Did you were
Speaker 1: you guys cutting your own hair this year? I cut
Speaker 1: it once? Yeah, every damn year, bro, Every damn week broke, Uh,
Speaker 1: the definitions of words things very telling, my goodness. I
Speaker 1: mean it's like, what does wap mean? Why is everybody
Speaker 1: talking about whop w eight? That was just all Ben
Speaker 1: Shapiro over and over and over again. It's all localized
Speaker 1: traffic to his part of wherever Elie and Ellie he lives. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is uh, I mean that's that seemed to be
Speaker 1: the word of the year. And then but what's I
Speaker 1: think the song of the year, word of the year, uh,
Speaker 1: meme of the year with Ben Shapiro, Ben Shapiro selfoning
Speaker 1: wildly and aggressively the like, then it's entanglement. Shout out
Speaker 1: to Jada Pinkett Smith again for just creating the culture
Speaker 1: with the Red Table talks. Then that was that was
Speaker 1: That was her. She had a affair with someone. He
Speaker 1: talked about how he really felt for her, and people
Speaker 1: asked her about it, and she said it wasn't an affair,
Speaker 1: it was an entanglement. She said that august Alsina is
Speaker 1: like declaring his love. She just downgraded that, like it
Speaker 1: was a if you were August Alsina, your heart was
Speaker 1: thrown into like a fucking magma pit it Yeah, ouch
Speaker 1: whatever again, like Timothy Shallom. His hair dues not to
Speaker 1: be attempted by the average us mere mortals. We shouldn't
Speaker 1: try to downgrade any relationships to entanglements lest we uh
Speaker 1: hurt people and get hurt. And then it's like it's
Speaker 1: a mixture of people. Go ahead, expact, we all know that. Uh,
Speaker 1: but then there's a mixture of just like words that
Speaker 1: came out of either the like black lives matter, uprisings
Speaker 1: or the quarantine. So number three is anti bellum because
Speaker 1: I think that's you like, well, wait, what's wrong with
Speaker 1: lady anti bellum as a game? What anti bellam means? Huh?
Speaker 1: Then number four and five is pandemic or asymptomatic, just
Speaker 1: to make sure, like you know, just to get clarification
Speaker 1: on that. Then six and seven juneteenth and by poc
Speaker 1: it's all happening, So you know, we're learning a lot.
Speaker 1: What's a big pock? SIMP is the one. I feel
Speaker 1: like SIMP would be number one if this was a
Speaker 1: ordinary year, but because it was uh, sim yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess simple is a standing Yeah, like somebody who's
Speaker 1: acting way too thirsty desperate, like you just you know,
Speaker 1: you do doing the most for somebody who giving your
Speaker 1: ship back. Now, what's the root of that? Um, I
Speaker 1: don't know, because from like I heard it in a
Speaker 1: rap songly years ago. Um, but then it became something
Speaker 1: now like let's see, let's just look at culture. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who are seeing as two at ten of and submissive
Speaker 1: to women, especially out of a failed hope of winning
Speaker 1: some entitled sexual attention or activity from them? Translation, the
Speaker 1: words simp is meant to troll young men for doing
Speaker 1: anything for a girl to get some action he supposedly deserves.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's that's weird. That's a weird definition. And
Speaker 1: this is from guess where are that definitions? From dictionary
Speaker 1: dot com? Shut up to you. So technically both of
Speaker 1: y'all are simps for getting engaged and Mary, I guess
Speaker 1: technically I want it? Yeah, No, I mean that's where
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, what do you want? What should I
Speaker 1: make for dinner? Tonic, She's like, make such a little
Speaker 1: sim pass up. Okay, let's take a quick break, guys,
Speaker 1: and we'll be right back. And we're back, and we
Speaker 1: just both found out we were simps. And I mean,
Speaker 1: you look too short. Set it back at eight five.
Speaker 1: He said, it's the opposite of a pimp you a simp. Okay,
Speaker 1: I got a counter like got a knockoff pimp? You
Speaker 1: love that? Yeah, that's that's good. Uh And then you know,
Speaker 1: the forty seems like I feel like a lot of
Speaker 1: Bay are your rappers I was hearing to come out
Speaker 1: of some shut them out? Isn't that the next versus
Speaker 1: That's the one I'm most I'm back in. I fell
Speaker 1: up there in the Bay I fell off a little.
Speaker 1: Now I'm back in. Baby, there you go. Or by
Speaker 1: the time this is recorded, I don't know if it's happened,
Speaker 1: but uh, it's gonna be. It's gonna be something I
Speaker 1: might go ride the whip. It's Oakland versus a Lajo
Speaker 1: pick a side and get up away, dude. More like
Speaker 1: literally like nicer neighborhoods. Yeah, right, it's like black Hawk,
Speaker 1: that's a Bay Area thing. If anyone okay, okay, shout out.
Speaker 1: I was like, um, it's a really like a really
Speaker 1: fancy neighborhood that E forty moved into, like in Danville,
Speaker 1: Oh damn Ville, because I knew. Yeah, like one of
Speaker 1: the first time I heard about It's like it's where
Speaker 1: rich white people flee San Francisco for well, yeah, I
Speaker 1: like that East Bay um strip, but black Hawk, that
Speaker 1: neighborhood is like, that's the neighborhood. Okay, we'll get to know.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's where E forty lives. It's where
Speaker 1: like John Madden lives. It's like where like all the
Speaker 1: richest people of the Bay Area who go to the
Speaker 1: East band moved to. Okay, section would probably be musicians
Speaker 1: and bands because number one with a bullet Shakira, which
Speaker 1: I guess that halftime show was this year. That is wild,
Speaker 1: Holy sh it. Yeah, that's really fucked me up right now,
Speaker 1: right that was in this year. And then going back
Speaker 1: to the entanglements August Elsina and we got a Dell
Speaker 1: who people were know googling because she looks different, was
Speaker 1: rocking some new styles. Um, just all around the I
Speaker 1: don't understand why there's a baby's category, Like it's just
Speaker 1: so weird to be like most search people actors, athletes, babies,
Speaker 1: like right, I guess people are looking for it. But
Speaker 1: when it's like a mix of celebrity babies and like whimsical, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this this suggests to me that babies is a much
Speaker 1: larger portion of search traffic than we realize. Uh so
Speaker 1: like Elon Musk baby right because it was like x
Speaker 1: J nine four or whatever fucking weird cool name it was.
Speaker 1: The number two is baby Platypus. Number three is ice
Speaker 1: Age Baby from from a plot from movie Ice Age. Okay,
Speaker 1: Then Anderson Cooper baby, oh Baby not again? Super Bowl
Speaker 1: another super Bowler marcial that we were like, what is
Speaker 1: this ad campaign exactly supposed to mean? Then Nicki Minaj,
Speaker 1: Katie Perry ed Shearing, Cameron Diaz and Coco Melon. Okay,
Speaker 1: Coco Melon, I know because that's not wild ass YouTube channel.
Speaker 1: That's the wild ass YouTube channel that dominated Netflix is
Speaker 1: like one of the top streaming things on Netflix this year.
Speaker 1: Um yeah, Actually, speaking of top streaming things, if we
Speaker 1: can take a break from Google for a moment just
Speaker 1: to tell y'all what the most the top streamed shows
Speaker 1: on Netflix where for the year. Uh. This is from
Speaker 1: February seven when they started releasing the top ten list.
Speaker 1: Two December eighth, when this list was released, the Queen's
Speaker 1: Gambit number one. It beat Tiger king Man. The Queenship
Speaker 1: really really connected with people like like blew it out
Speaker 1: numbers wise or just bested it by what or like
Speaker 1: significant number two. Remember I remember at the beginning of
Speaker 1: the year when like they were like, nothing's ever going
Speaker 1: to touch Tiger King. It's like so far out in
Speaker 1: front of everything else. Um. And then the fact that
Speaker 1: Queen's Game but caught it within the year, and it's
Speaker 1: just not the show that Like if you had asked
Speaker 1: me to bet on a hundred different shows to like
Speaker 1: be the show that caught it, I would not have
Speaker 1: bet on the one where an anime character is a
Speaker 1: genius at chess, Like right, uh, but yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: magical concaction that show. So like Tiger King seems like
Speaker 1: it crosses all just ideologies and value systems to be like, hey,
Speaker 1: you want to see some fucking, really messy, fucking doc
Speaker 1: about some dude with tigers and there's murder and all
Speaker 1: kinds of other ship. Um, but damn, I guess I'm
Speaker 1: I'm an out post the position pose. Um what if
Speaker 1: it's just the timing. So Tiger Creek hit us right
Speaker 1: at the beginning of Quarantine Ish where we were like
Speaker 1: we need something, and then Queen's Gamp. It came out
Speaker 1: at a very hot spot of the holidays where a
Speaker 1: lot of people were not traveling because of Covido. So
Speaker 1: maybe that's just kind of why I was able to
Speaker 1: kind of bump up so high like those two, just
Speaker 1: like we're released at very optimal times of our like
Speaker 1: peak boredom. You know, now, I have no proof for
Speaker 1: evidence of anything ever that I say, so really just
Speaker 1: remember that. Uh So I'm just guessing because I didn't
Speaker 1: watch it, but I feel like everyone around me watched
Speaker 1: it all around the exact same time, which is when
Speaker 1: it dropped, which was like very it felt like kind
Speaker 1: of Thanksgiving ish time, like they kind of nailed the
Speaker 1: time of that four day weekend. We were all just
Speaker 1: kind of like, guess I'll cook a pie myself, and
Speaker 1: that was just it, and and then I'll put on
Speaker 1: Queen's Gambit. Yeah yeah, no, for sure. I mean I'm
Speaker 1: sure it's a bunch of different things, but that that
Speaker 1: is definitely. It does seem like, you know, they hit
Speaker 1: that with uh making a murder like years ago, and
Speaker 1: then like people need that viral piece of content over
Speaker 1: the holidays that they can all like talk to relatives about.
Speaker 1: So they have to talk about, right. I Mean it's
Speaker 1: like because when you break down on Google trends, like
Speaker 1: what the top searched shows were Tiger King Is first
Speaker 1: and then followed by Cobra Kai. Uh, and then Queen's
Speaker 1: Gambit is number five. But when you actually like break
Speaker 1: down this subset of Queen's Gambit, like when you look
Speaker 1: at which areas it was like making up for the
Speaker 1: lion's share of search traffic, it's d C is number one,
Speaker 1: then Vermont, then Massachusetts, then Washington, then Hawaii, Maine, New Hampshire, Connecticut, Alaska,
Speaker 1: in California. That's the top ten. Wow, that's for that's
Speaker 1: for Queen's Gambit. Yeah, for like how much of their
Speaker 1: search traffic was around that show around the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly so, but they said the most like activity was DC.
Speaker 1: I mean that's a very small set, so I'm sure
Speaker 1: that can be skewed very quickly. But damn you know,
Speaker 1: New England definitely Fox with Chess. The rest of the
Speaker 1: top ten Ozark Outer Banks, which Miles, I know is
Speaker 1: your number one show this year. Uh. We also got
Speaker 1: the Umbrella Academy Unsolved Mysteries, Cobra Kai coming in number seven,
Speaker 1: Love is Blind at eight, The Haunting a Blind Manner,
Speaker 1: and Ratchet or Yeah, I think that's how it's pronounced
Speaker 1: ratched ratchet cash. Who cares? Um the Okay? Now, the
Speaker 1: why the why questions on Google trends I think are
Speaker 1: worth trying to figure out because you, as you alluded
Speaker 1: to at the top of the show, the number were
Speaker 1: one most searched why question on Google was why were
Speaker 1: chainsaws invented? Yeah? All the why fucking questions? You could
Speaker 1: ask this. You're like, why isn't that? Why is in
Speaker 1: Congress passing more COVID relief? Oh? Why is there systemic
Speaker 1: racism existing all around us? That? It's why? Why were
Speaker 1: chainsaws invented? Then? Why were Why is there con coin shortage?
Speaker 1: Why was George Floyd arrested? Why isn't it had it
Speaker 1: taking so long? That's good? Number five? Why is TikTok
Speaker 1: getting banned? Why did Kobe have two numbers? Why is
Speaker 1: everyone buying toilet paper? Why is it called COVID nineteen?
Speaker 1: Why is it called juneteenth? Why is Australia on fire?
Speaker 1: These all sound like setups for really bad jokes. Uh
Speaker 1: in a lot of cases. Yeah, I feel like, why
Speaker 1: did Kobe have members to get to the other side
Speaker 1: or some ship like that? Um, that's a bad joke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't understand what the need
Speaker 1: where it was for this question. Well, when you look
Speaker 1: at why we're chainsaw was invented, um, it's pretty it's
Speaker 1: like of the that's a wild anecdote about why this
Speaker 1: thing we all have is invented. It's like the king
Speaker 1: of those anecdotes. Because you have your corn flakes, which
Speaker 1: is invented to cure masturbation by Kelly. But chainsaws were
Speaker 1: invented as a means of delivering babies. Um, like they
Speaker 1: would use it on the pelvis bone and during childbirth.
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah? What the fun got it? Because
Speaker 1: it came out of a TikTok video where someone was
Speaker 1: talking about it and it was like what, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: that's can't be real. Really, Yo, this image of the
Speaker 1: first chainsaw is a fund up. I don't know that
Speaker 1: ship near anybody I love, not even in a wood
Speaker 1: cutting sun. Like, let's deliver the baby, but let's also
Speaker 1: murder this woman in the process. I mean, when you
Speaker 1: read the origin of germ theory, it's I would never
Speaker 1: like the people who women were just dying so often
Speaker 1: in childbirth from like infections after childbirth because doctors were
Speaker 1: like coming from the bathroom without washing their hands like
Speaker 1: they were just like it couldn't be me, must be
Speaker 1: her weak body and constitution. They just treated women like
Speaker 1: they weren't human. For most of his Yeah, um, let's
Speaker 1: band chain saws all together. I don't care what these
Speaker 1: that ain't right. Yeah, that ain't right. And as catchphrase,
Speaker 1: I'm still like so even then now she now you know,
Speaker 1: piecing it all together. We got our number one why
Speaker 1: question from a TikTok video. Yeah, you know that's what
Speaker 1: that's sang at the end of the day is like
Speaker 1: how much? Because also, um, one of the why questions
Speaker 1: being asked was like, why is TikTok getting banned? That's
Speaker 1: number five. We need to look out this TikTok thing
Speaker 1: might be might be big. I don't know. But it's
Speaker 1: funny because the like the idea that TikTok is a
Speaker 1: place where you find like interesting information and compelling image
Speaker 1: macros and ship like that is it's just like every
Speaker 1: new skin that we put on the internet a lot
Speaker 1: of the times, it's you know, just like that. That
Speaker 1: is the sort of thing that was the number one today.
Speaker 1: I learned on Reddit like fifteen years ago. Um, but
Speaker 1: we're just kind of finding the same information in new
Speaker 1: ways with new generations. The last thing I will just
Speaker 1: point out is the during coronavirus UM search trends like
Speaker 1: anything that had during coronavirus in it number one, and
Speaker 1: I think this actually also helps truly encapsulate, like what
Speaker 1: this country is about. Number one search term including during
Speaker 1: coronavirus is best stocks to buy during coronavirus. Yeah. Man,
Speaker 1: you gotta strike while the iron's high. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. If you're googling it, you're about to lose money. Yeah, humanity, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like what I mean? You know, that's that's I think
Speaker 1: how most people are thinking. Whether it's like you're in
Speaker 1: a leadership roll, like what's what the funk do I
Speaker 1: need to sell to make sure I don't take a hit,
Speaker 1: or other people being like this could be my chance
Speaker 1: to for upward mobility is to buy stocks in time
Speaker 1: of chaos and then I can be the new whatever
Speaker 1: COVID robber baron of industry. It's UM. Yeah, and the
Speaker 1: number two dating during coronavirus. So yeah. Three, I can
Speaker 1: feel dentist open during coronavirus because I was coming up
Speaker 1: on my uh dental appointment and as coronavirus. No nothing
Speaker 1: doing for the past year. No dental professional is going
Speaker 1: to close talk to me with my mouth open, yeah,
Speaker 1: he said, wouldn't the dentists just have to wear like
Speaker 1: a fucking full on scuba mask, like if I was
Speaker 1: dealing with open mouthed people every day. But oh, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put this outbreak suit on against you. But like,
Speaker 1: imagine having your mouth that wide open for that long.
Speaker 1: It's disgusting. Dentists need to be eradicated because their job
Speaker 1: involved being around open mouth. It's disgusting. We've already been
Speaker 1: through a pandemic. We cannot move forward with such. We
Speaker 1: have to rethink this industry and what it means for
Speaker 1: the dentist's cute. All the dentists that listen to my mentions. Sorry, yeah,
Speaker 1: hey dentals again, let us know, isn't that ship like
Speaker 1: wild have open mouth people all the time? You know
Speaker 1: you how y'all staying safe? Because I know everybody's trying
Speaker 1: to figure out how to stay safe, and that seems
Speaker 1: like gave like if you can't do go to a
Speaker 1: choir practice doing mouth stuff in a dental context in
Speaker 1: doors feel like, I really hope that's not a phrase
Speaker 1: that dentists use for job. We're gonna go in here
Speaker 1: and do a little mouth stuff, you know, doing a
Speaker 1: mouth job later, you know what I mean? Uh, doing
Speaker 1: an extraction, doing an extraction for the for the Where
Speaker 1: is uh some pretty like understandable. Where is my stimulus money? Motherfucker? Is?
Speaker 1: I think implied? Uh? Where's my refunds? Whereas Kansas City?
Speaker 1: I remember that being even a conversation in my own
Speaker 1: house because uh, I think my wife thought was in Kansas.
Speaker 1: I thought it was Missouri. It was because that's right,
Speaker 1: because Trump tweeted. Trump tweeted congratulations the Great State of Kansas.
Speaker 1: I always confused my wife with Trump. Uh. He tweeted
Speaker 1: congratulations of the Great State of Kansas, and I was like,
Speaker 1: ha it it. But then people were like, there is
Speaker 1: a Kansas City and some of the people who were
Speaker 1: on the team are from there. Um, where's Beirut? Where's
Speaker 1: Kira from? Where's toilet paper made? Uh? This one though?
Speaker 1: Where is the coronavirus? Um? Jesus? Oh, probably yeah, where
Speaker 1: is it? But I guess, oh, this makes sense. It
Speaker 1: peaked like at the beginning of lockdown so that makes
Speaker 1: sense of if at the time you had a very
Speaker 1: abstract idea of what this is, like, it's like this
Speaker 1: band on tour. It's like, all right, so right now
Speaker 1: coronavirus wrapping up in New York. Then they're hitting fucking
Speaker 1: Jersey Pennsylvania. Like yeah, so you know, I'll give Earth
Speaker 1: a break on that, because I mean, ship, we didn't
Speaker 1: know anything, and then I would probably like, Yo, where's
Speaker 1: it at right now? What was good? Where can I go?
Speaker 1: Where is it not? Um, all right, let's take a
Speaker 1: quick break and then we'll come back and talk top
Speaker 1: movies on Netflix. And we're back and uh, let's run
Speaker 1: through the top twenty five movies of Netflix this year. Um,
Speaker 1: you guys tell me when to stop metrics based on
Speaker 1: like where it was in the top ten charts, So
Speaker 1: they're using that as an indicator. Really trust Netflix is
Speaker 1: internal statistics, but you can, uh, you know, trust their
Speaker 1: automated top ten lists, assuming they're not fucking with it
Speaker 1: too much. Not goof in the numbers. Yeah. Number twenty
Speaker 1: five is the platform which I saw the trailer for
Speaker 1: and it fucked me up. Did you see the trailer
Speaker 1: for that where it's like everybody's in a room with
Speaker 1: like a hole in the middle of it. Um, that's
Speaker 1: a psychological horror movie with like that's all set in
Speaker 1: place on that The Uncut Gems, the National Anxiety Dream
Speaker 1: that was uncut Gems Sandler look for Sandler to make
Speaker 1: another appearance, Space Jam twenty three, Code eight I don't
Speaker 1: know what that was, twenty two The Lost Husband, which
Speaker 1: I watched for this god forsaken podcast about how city
Speaker 1: life and suburban life is evil. You gotta come back
Speaker 1: to the country to find your man um when your
Speaker 1: husband inevitably dies as they always doing. Or maybe it
Speaker 1: was I forget Jesus. Yeah, over the Moon. Uh, Mr
Speaker 1: Peabody and Sherman, what's the top ten? Hit me with
Speaker 1: the top ten, because that's where that's where the that's good. Yeah, yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: An Old Guard eleven, alright at number nine, Angel has Fallen.
Speaker 1: Those movies have a have a big audience. The Gerard
Speaker 1: Butler one, Yeah, man, damn, and I'm not gonna watch.
Speaker 1: But I'm also like, I don't know why, I'm surprised.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I saw that, my right. I contributed
Speaker 1: to that. Metric extraction tied at number nine with Angela's
Speaker 1: following which Extraction. When we started, they were like, this
Speaker 1: is the most watched movie in the history of the world. Uh.
Speaker 1: And then I think they gave the directors of Extraction
Speaker 1: like a hundred million dollars to make a spy movie next.
Speaker 1: So um more than that. Actually, I think it's like
Speaker 1: a hundred and fifty the Lorax The Wrong Missy, that's
Speaker 1: the top I think original Netflix movie on here. Um yeah,
Speaker 1: the Wrong Missy. Shout out to Lauren lap Kiss and uh,
Speaker 1: this young up and comer named David Spade shout out
Speaker 1: to him. Uh. No. Number six is Hubie Halloween. I
Speaker 1: was worried when you said that. I was like, and
Speaker 1: I'm no shade to the other movie, but that'd be
Speaker 1: Whobie because I feel like who became at the right time?
Speaker 1: Number five and this is the number one original Spencer Confidential.
Speaker 1: Spencer Confidential. People love a Mark Wahlberg movie where he
Speaker 1: plays a badass. Um right with or For whatever reason,
Speaker 1: the Netflix algorithm said, oh, you want to see a
Speaker 1: movie with post malone. Yeah, because that's because that's the
Speaker 1: thumbnail I got. The thumbnail was always post Malone. I
Speaker 1: was like, I ain't watching no post malone movie, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is Mark Wop. That's Netflix
Speaker 1: for obscaring what the things are based on your algorithm? Uh?
Speaker 1: You like face tattoos, Um Spencer Confidential five, number four,
Speaker 1: The Grinch, But according to the latest article from this dude,
Speaker 1: that's gonna end up at number one. So the Grinch,
Speaker 1: the New Grinch with Benny cumber batchy uh is playing
Speaker 1: The Grinch is like the and that that was released
Speaker 1: a couple of years back. But people people are feeling it.
Speaker 1: My kids, it's their most watched movie. Good performances, good music,
Speaker 1: although benet of Cumberbatch is doing that American the British
Speaker 1: guy doing an American accent that sounds like a Hans
Speaker 1: Gruber and die Hard when he's like, oh, I I'm
Speaker 1: an America cown. Jesus. Yeah. Sometimes when address elbow slips
Speaker 1: up and you're like, the New Grinch will have a
Speaker 1: similar plot with like the New Pope. Yes, very similar. Yes,
Speaker 1: he's a sex machine. Speaking of sex machine, three sixty
Speaker 1: five Days at number three, uh the soft soft hardcore
Speaker 1: porn uh three and the six Prove Days, which we
Speaker 1: reviewed with Carl Tart very early on in the pandemic. Uh,
Speaker 1: and then number two and number one just proof that
Speaker 1: children are dumb. The Angry Birds movie too, is that
Speaker 1: number two, number one actually Despicable Me, where our greatest performers,
Speaker 1: the minions are introduced. So damn no, no shade there,
Speaker 1: I get it. You know, like at that point, you're like,
Speaker 1: people aren't watching that. That's that's background. That's saving somebody
Speaker 1: a few hours right there. Well and over and over again.
Speaker 1: Oh you want you want me in this game? Um,
Speaker 1: Despicable Me, Here we go. I will say it's kind
Speaker 1: of like uh. Ian Abrams and years back pointed out
Speaker 1: that it's people love Despicable Me because it's our obsession
Speaker 1: with the pharmaceutical. Uh, industry has been turned into a
Speaker 1: cute fun cartoon. Pills, pill pills, Wait did they take
Speaker 1: pills in that? No, they look like pills because they
Speaker 1: look like those minions are pills, and we're like, yes, more,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, those pills are so cute. I do
Speaker 1: love pills. And then the pharmaceutical are like chutching, judging, judging.
Speaker 1: These Despicable means are killing it. Who's your favorite minion?
Speaker 1: Mine's Lord tab al Right, guys. That is our review
Speaker 1: of the year and list in your and trends. Uh.
Speaker 1: That is going to do it for today. Happy New
Speaker 1: Year's It's it's New Year's Eve, um happy like my calf.
Speaker 1: Stay safe out there, uh and have fun and we
Speaker 1: will be back soon. I'll talk to you all the
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