Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The
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Speaker 1: the Weekly Zeitgeist. Really, Orlando, What's what's new with you? Man?
Speaker 1: How is uh social distancing treating you? It's treating me well, man.
Speaker 1: I never knew I was so prepared, like my whole
Speaker 1: life for this uh social distancing pandemic. I didn't know
Speaker 1: that I was ready, like so prepared, like not to
Speaker 1: shake people's hands like I kind of I had an
Speaker 1: idea that I didn't like shaking people's hands, like just
Speaker 1: a feeding Like you know. I would look at certain
Speaker 1: individuals and like, uh, maybe I shouldn't, but I was
Speaker 1: still you know, being a stand up comic you do
Speaker 1: meet in Greeks. But now it's like I don't have
Speaker 1: to shake nobody's hand, and it's like I don't even
Speaker 1: feel bad telling people. It's like, oh, you know I would,
Speaker 1: but I can't. We could. Yeah, yeah, there's yeah, and
Speaker 1: writing in elevators by myself. It's fantastic. It's like you
Speaker 1: get a whole another like you have like a vacation home.
Speaker 1: I just realized, I don't think I've been in an elevator.
Speaker 1: Oh I you know long? You know. When you just
Speaker 1: said that, I'm like yeah, yeah, and I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: it's great. I used to I used to feel bad
Speaker 1: when I'd be like, no, I'll wait for the next
Speaker 1: one when there was only one person and the elevator,
Speaker 1: because I didn't want the awkward, you know, silence. Recently,
Speaker 1: I went to the doctor. And when I went to
Speaker 1: the doctor, uh taking the elevator, they had a sign
Speaker 1: that said only one person ride. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is fantastic. I love it. And and the dude
Speaker 1: actually try to get on the elevator with me and
Speaker 1: I him. I was like no, and I pointed at
Speaker 1: the sign, read the sign, homie. And I didn't even
Speaker 1: hold the button. I just let the doors st Yeah,
Speaker 1: can't let man, not with those shoes on. Sorry, yeah,
Speaker 1: come with some ladies next time we let you in.
Speaker 1: And his face, man, his face was so like like
Speaker 1: he was just like what do you mean, and like
Speaker 1: the sadness that he thought I was just deboying him,
Speaker 1: Like I was like, look at the sign. And when
Speaker 1: this elevator closed. His sadness brought me so much happiness.
Speaker 1: You're like, I didn't even go to the doctor. I
Speaker 1: felt cured right there, right, So I was like, this
Speaker 1: is fantastic. I think we're learning just that there's a
Speaker 1: whole portion of the American population that had never been
Speaker 1: told they can't do something before. Uh that. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: just were not emotionally prepared to have to wear masks
Speaker 1: or not get a drink whenever they wanted to, or
Speaker 1: get to not get to ride an elevator with Lando Labor.
Speaker 1: And the flip side of that is the other portion
Speaker 1: of people who have always wanted to tell people's stuff
Speaker 1: like YO, shut off, shut off your your speaker in
Speaker 1: the store, like you're talking on speaker phone. In the story,
Speaker 1: we all like, but now it's like now we all
Speaker 1: feel like comfortable telling people yo, like no, you can't
Speaker 1: write in this celevator, you can't write in this This
Speaker 1: has empowered a lot of people that felt like they
Speaker 1: didn't have any type of power, and now they have
Speaker 1: a little bit of power. Hopefully it won't go to
Speaker 1: their heads. Into my head, my misanthropy is saving your life, Billy.
Speaker 1: We like task our guests, what is something from your
Speaker 1: search history that's revealing about who you are? Mattresses have
Speaker 1: been looking up trying to find the best deal for
Speaker 1: a mattress. Also, I don't think Black Friday is a
Speaker 1: good time or Cyber Monday is a good time to
Speaker 1: buy ange thing because I don't know what anything ever cost, right,
Speaker 1: there's no baseline for price, so and then they're just
Speaker 1: saying like this is a hundred percent off, and you're like, maybe,
Speaker 1: I don't know where did it start from? It's still right, yeah,
Speaker 1: that and like I don't know when if they're if
Speaker 1: one is better than the other, like it's all blending together.
Speaker 1: It's really strange because even throughout the pand like the lockdown,
Speaker 1: so many of these like outlets or shopping places have
Speaker 1: had all kinds of ridiculous sales to offset the lack
Speaker 1: of like foot traffic into their physical stores. So it's
Speaker 1: like I've completely like I felt like there were always
Speaker 1: deals on ship because of the lockdown. That yeah, like
Speaker 1: the Cyber Monday thing was almost mood to me. I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't even I don't know, like I
Speaker 1: feel like nothing looks cheaper than it ever has. I
Speaker 1: feel like it's everything's looked cheap somewhat. They have hyper
Speaker 1: Sundays where they where they triple the price, and then
Speaker 1: it always looks like a deal on Monday, right Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then all the cheap TV if you look, they
Speaker 1: have a listening device in them, and you're like, well
Speaker 1: that's why they're cheap. Yeah, you're the products me angry. Uh,
Speaker 1: that's just the new club card is what that is. Uh.
Speaker 1: But I think the mattress thing is frustrating because it's
Speaker 1: like some of them are really expensive and some of
Speaker 1: them aren't, and I don't know why they're different, and
Speaker 1: you can't tail and then I mentioned it online and
Speaker 1: you know, people are like, hey, this one or this one,
Speaker 1: and then people are like, hey, don't get the ones
Speaker 1: that come rolled up because then something happens up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: nothing is clear anymore, pops out of the box and
Speaker 1: scares you. Well, it's just like, yeah, you'd be on
Speaker 1: a Tuesday. They get a little lower than then on
Speaker 1: the wind and you're like, man, I don't don't get
Speaker 1: them wet. Do not get them wet. Especially don't feed
Speaker 1: it either. It means that I think it's just a
Speaker 1: thing where I shouldn't I should ask specific questions instead
Speaker 1: of vague questions because people do answer they take it
Speaker 1: personal to reight. Well, don't get one from Surdo because
Speaker 1: your girlfriend will break up with you and you're like,
Speaker 1: that's not why she broke up with you. Know, I
Speaker 1: think you're putting two events that happened on one day.
Speaker 1: They have nothing to do with each other. Look at
Speaker 1: Poonhound six nine x four. I don't think that was
Speaker 1: the issue, Lacy. What is something from your search history
Speaker 1: that's revealing about who you are? Uh? Supermarket Sweep? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with Supermarket Sweep. I've been like, I've watched
Speaker 1: all the old episodes. I love Leslie Jones on it.
Speaker 1: Now she's fucking crushing it. Um, she's doing the most
Speaker 1: and I love it. Like the last episode on Sunday
Speaker 1: she was like humping one of the free Teddy Bears
Speaker 1: and I was just like, why is this happening? And
Speaker 1: I was like, but I love it, And I like
Speaker 1: want to be on Supermarket Sweep so badly. And I
Speaker 1: don't think that my agents are managers would let me
Speaker 1: do this, but I really want to be on this show,
Speaker 1: like I've always wanted to be on it. I'm a
Speaker 1: weird kid who came home from school and watched Supermarket
Speaker 1: Sweep with David Rupprek and his Press Khakis during quarantine.
Speaker 1: I started to think, like, is David Rupprek fine not
Speaker 1: mad in quarantine? That sounds about right for you, So
Speaker 1: I was Google, shut up Da. The Press Khakis is
Speaker 1: actually one of my favorite bands. Yeah, um, I love it,
Speaker 1: but okay, that's to miles point. Also, if you follow
Speaker 1: us on Twitter, if you followed this I guess on Twitter,
Speaker 1: you might have caught the tweet where I said I
Speaker 1: was gonna start lying on this home because I'm trying
Speaker 1: to tell the truth. I'm trying to telling the truth
Speaker 1: and y'all find it out and being like this you
Speaker 1: is there a way? Week? I mean, I feel like you.
Speaker 1: The energy you have is like, you know, people might
Speaker 1: need to get out the way. And I sit at
Speaker 1: home and I guess too, Like when they're doing the challenges,
Speaker 1: I'm guessing with them, trying to get it before they do.
Speaker 1: Like I love it so much. Jakison I have talked
Speaker 1: about this because we're like we would go as a
Speaker 1: team because he knows lots of random brand stuff and
Speaker 1: I can run fast and grab all the stuff, but
Speaker 1: also he might push the car because he can carry
Speaker 1: all the meats. It's look, I thought about this a lot,
Speaker 1: and so I'm trying to get them to do like
Speaker 1: a comedian episode where like a bunch of can come
Speaker 1: on and compete. We'll see, but that millionaire recently didn't
Speaker 1: they have? Yeah? It was cute. What's her face from
Speaker 1: Modern Family? What's her name? Julie Bowen? Julie. I love
Speaker 1: that bit. She almost hit me where her car wants
Speaker 1: was in Large Mom and I was crossing the street,
Speaker 1: and she like she stopped and she waved. She was like,
Speaker 1: is that the mom from Family? Yea also a large month,
Speaker 1: Like why are people driving so fast? They gotta stop
Speaker 1: signs like it's the very foot traffic. That's some celebrity
Speaker 1: ship to drive through Large Mom all recklessly and then
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, sorry wave even though credit I was
Speaker 1: not crossing at an appropriate cross I'm a criminal. I
Speaker 1: was just like, I'm across the world. She should have
Speaker 1: known that, Yeah, she should have. The city sends out
Speaker 1: an alert to everyone's cell phone when you're out on
Speaker 1: the prow. They goes in the street scams in progress listen.
Speaker 1: I love Jaywalking, yea, like you do that. I know
Speaker 1: about you and your ghost car that ran over your
Speaker 1: foot like you got in your Julie Bones ship. You
Speaker 1: ran over my foot, Julie. Why as soon as I
Speaker 1: saw her I should have grabbed my neck. We can
Speaker 1: set out of court right now. Bucks waits on Supermarket Sweep?
Speaker 1: What did they update the premise? Like, what's what's new
Speaker 1: with Supermarket Sweep? Was Leslie j Really? The thing that
Speaker 1: I love the most about it is like they knew
Speaker 1: the girls wanted Supermarket Sweep. They didn't want to know
Speaker 1: Millennial Ship. They wanted the things that we knew. So
Speaker 1: they keep a lot of it very similar. The only
Speaker 1: big differences that I see now are like one, like
Speaker 1: the jokes are a little racier, like you know, like
Speaker 1: Leslie Jones will be referencing like megana stallion and like
Speaker 1: talking about flirting or talking about she having a sexy
Speaker 1: night in or whatever. So it's a little racier than
Speaker 1: the first Supermarket Sweep, which was very vanilla. And they
Speaker 1: have people now that she interacts with, like it was
Speaker 1: just David Ruprek back in the day, okay in his
Speaker 1: press khakis and you knew you were getting a button
Speaker 1: down and you were getting a dad joke if if
Speaker 1: that dad jokes were rare, so now with Leslie, they
Speaker 1: got jokes. They definitely have some writers and they have
Speaker 1: these three years. It's like oscillating. They rotate. There's like
Speaker 1: three or four people who work in the supermarket to
Speaker 1: like instead of grinding the coffee like before, where you
Speaker 1: used to have to wait and grind it and that
Speaker 1: was like it takes a bunch of time, but you
Speaker 1: got like a hundred fifty bucks for it. Now they
Speaker 1: have a coffee barista who does it, but she purposely
Speaker 1: has to like move real slow and take up like
Speaker 1: some of your time. Or they have like a flowers
Speaker 1: guy who moves real slow and takes up some of
Speaker 1: your time. So there's a little slight updates, but it's
Speaker 1: mostly true to what it used to be. And how
Speaker 1: does a show like change from episode to episode because
Speaker 1: like it seems like you would just figure out what
Speaker 1: the most expensive stuff is and always go for that
Speaker 1: like quickly. What what's the like difference? How do you
Speaker 1: update it for those listeners who aren't fans like you
Speaker 1: and I, So how they updated from episode to episode
Speaker 1: is like some episodes they have these things called golden cans,
Speaker 1: which are three and like they'll be like the golden
Speaker 1: cans or an aisle four, like in the middle of
Speaker 1: your sweep, so that will kind of throw people from
Speaker 1: going to get the normal stuff. Also, there's different strategies
Speaker 1: because you have to think about what you're physically capable
Speaker 1: of doing. Like some people gonna go meets and cheeses,
Speaker 1: but that's a heavy ass cart and you to push
Speaker 1: that ship back and you have to have stamina and
Speaker 1: you only have two minutes. So there's some people who
Speaker 1: go for like caviar and light things that are very expensive.
Speaker 1: People go for diapers, or some people just try to
Speaker 1: get all of the bonuses so they So everyone's strategy
Speaker 1: is different, and it stays different because people are different,
Speaker 1: which is why I love the show. That's why it
Speaker 1: stays fresh as it's like everybody can't go run and
Speaker 1: get meat. That's why the other one just buy a
Speaker 1: bunch of pregnancy tests. They're light and they're at least
Speaker 1: ten bucks a pop. See guy's not enough if you
Speaker 1: got to get something that like there's a YETI cooler
Speaker 1: that's empty, that's there is see I gotta update my knowledge.
Speaker 1: I would have just been there, like he's getting a
Speaker 1: lot of pregnancy tests. He's at least ten bucks. I
Speaker 1: don't think he knows how to play this game. Condoms
Speaker 1: in the store. I've never seen condoms, So I wonder
Speaker 1: that front, Yeah, at the front purchase, Oh, safe sex
Speaker 1: is to racy. I beg, I beg to differ Netflix
Speaker 1: or who is acknowledging. Yeah, all right, let's take a
Speaker 1: quick break and we'll be right back. And we're back.
Speaker 1: So I started think about like contemporary Christian art because
Speaker 1: of the Sopranos. I was watching the Sopranos part where
Speaker 1: Janits is like in the contemporary Christian music scene, and
Speaker 1: it was just like it's so uh, it's just interesting.
Speaker 1: Like I started thinking about like how just consistently bad
Speaker 1: Christian art has been for like a century. I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's been a long time. And it's like it's an easy,
Speaker 1: like butt of a joke online to like show the
Speaker 1: pictures or the drawings of like Jesus like carrying people
Speaker 1: out of the Twin Towers on nine eleven or whatever,
Speaker 1: like sticking his arm in front of a junkie so
Speaker 1: that like he's taking their heroin for the junkie. But
Speaker 1: like I actually think it's it's at the core of
Speaker 1: like one of our biggest national problems, like the whole
Speaker 1: culture war. Like I feel like the Protestant like sort
Speaker 1: of right wing the fact that they like don't have
Speaker 1: culture or like art that we can respect causes like
Speaker 1: a resentment because we're dismissive of their art, and then
Speaker 1: they resent uh our art, I think, and resent us
Speaker 1: and like think that there's like a war on their culture. Yeah. Second,
Speaker 1: I think you're acting like we have check out our
Speaker 1: daily zychgeist Christian contemporary art works, evangelicals because we have
Speaker 1: sweat no, just like secular art in general. Like there
Speaker 1: I hadn't really done a ton of research into. Like
Speaker 1: I grew up around some people like when I lived
Speaker 1: in Kentucky who were like part of this uh more
Speaker 1: like Baptist Protestant Southern Baptist ethic where you would all
Speaker 1: you couldn't listen to secular music, you would just listen
Speaker 1: to like uh. There's apparently a chart that they had
Speaker 1: in like Christian record stores that was like if you
Speaker 1: like Dr Dre, then you'll love d C Talk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a way to transition people off of that secular music. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and but like there's also you know, uh, what's the
Speaker 1: what's that Paul Sheer movie thing? How did this get made?
Speaker 1: Like sometimes covers like these Christian movies, and like like
Speaker 1: they're they're somewhat successful when they come out, like on
Speaker 1: a budget of like a small budget, they'll make ten
Speaker 1: million dollars or something, but they're always just ridiculous and
Speaker 1: like fully reviled. And like, so I I started searching this,
Speaker 1: like what how does like what is the most dominant
Speaker 1: like probably the most dominant culture in America? And you know,
Speaker 1: like Christians are they're not the majority, but they're probably
Speaker 1: the plurality of like the vague white Christianity for sure,
Speaker 1: there's Jesus and white Okay, Yeah, there's so so many
Speaker 1: of them in America and like as a rule, every
Speaker 1: piece of art that they make is bad. Um, And
Speaker 1: so like, yeah, I was doing research, and this is
Speaker 1: something that they're writing about, like I think they're aware
Speaker 1: of it, like in these Christian blogs like that. That's
Speaker 1: what comes up when you search, like why is Christian
Speaker 1: contemporary art so consistently bad? And they're like yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: they they're diagnosis is interesting because they I think get
Speaker 1: some of it right. They talk about like how um,
Speaker 1: they got locked into sort of a weird Al Yankovic
Speaker 1: occation of art where they would like take secular art
Speaker 1: and just do like the RelA just version of that.
Speaker 1: Like it's because they've like failed on like the educational front,
Speaker 1: like just to encourage really like deep critical thinking, and
Speaker 1: everything just goes back to like this very simplistic normative judgment.
Speaker 1: Like one of the people was saying that they focus
Speaker 1: on having the answer as opposed to like the mystery
Speaker 1: of life, which like the mystery and the questions or
Speaker 1: what drives art as opposed to like just being like
Speaker 1: oh no, it's a simple yes, no answer. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, you're an artist, Veronica, what
Speaker 1: do you think? What is it about it? I had?
Speaker 1: I did just google Christian art and yeah it's not good.
Speaker 1: You know. It's also like it it's so it's like
Speaker 1: it's all evolving off of the same tree, and no
Speaker 1: one's branching out, you know, no one's taking a a
Speaker 1: bit of cubism or being like introducing like a bow
Speaker 1: House aesthetic into their you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: because if that's art, you're there to express yourself. But
Speaker 1: like it seems like they already limit sort of visually
Speaker 1: what is possible if you're doing Christian art. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: seems like they're just not encouraged like think outside the
Speaker 1: box or try new things, which I feel like to
Speaker 1: be good at art. Boom. That's what it is, right,
Speaker 1: Like the lack of challenging your your norms or your
Speaker 1: beliefs in in the process of making your own art.
Speaker 1: I mean that's the other thing too, is how dedicated
Speaker 1: you are as an artist to your work, because there
Speaker 1: are plenty of There are plenty of works by non
Speaker 1: religious artists that are Christian themed that are really good.
Speaker 1: Like Hendy Wiley is an amazing painter who regularly has
Speaker 1: themes of Christianity like intertwined in his works, Like whether
Speaker 1: that's like sort of stained glass pieces or like doing
Speaker 1: one for one versions of like older paintings that were
Speaker 1: depictions of Christ and just swapping them out with like
Speaker 1: African American people that like they still have power, Like
Speaker 1: there's a I don't know, like it's just so funny
Speaker 1: that they but people who aren't, you know, specifically Christian
Speaker 1: artists are still able to evoke things about religion through
Speaker 1: their art, So why doesn't it? Does somebody rip off? HINDI,
Speaker 1: where are these you know, like like people plenty of
Speaker 1: people rip other artists off, just start ripping off good art.
Speaker 1: Like that's growing up as like a movie fan. The
Speaker 1: best like times I saw a movie address faith was
Speaker 1: like Contact. I love Contact, but like that's that's a
Speaker 1: movie by a scientist about like religious face that it's
Speaker 1: not like the you know, Christian churches like doctrine. So
Speaker 1: like I'm sure it would be like kicked out of
Speaker 1: the conversation if like you brought it to uh you know,
Speaker 1: into this Protestant aesthetic. And then like I remember you
Speaker 1: can count on me. That movie like has a priest
Speaker 1: that is like just allows for the mystery of like
Speaker 1: faith and like religion and isn't just like yeah, this
Speaker 1: is the answer. And that was like mind blowing because
Speaker 1: I you just never see religion in that context in
Speaker 1: American art. But I think that dude who made that
Speaker 1: as like a lapsed Catholic and like that you just
Speaker 1: the thing that they were saying in this podcast I
Speaker 1: listened to where it was like all these Protestant like
Speaker 1: dudes who were like they were saying all the things
Speaker 1: you're saying that like they have set their sights too
Speaker 1: low low standards. Uh, they're just like all responding to
Speaker 1: whatever is put before them and not you know, Uh,
Speaker 1: they're they're focused on the message rather than like the aesthetic.
Speaker 1: But then when they try to explain or like come
Speaker 1: up with a solution, it becomes like we are the
Speaker 1: bearers of God's image and Genesis says creation is good.
Speaker 1: And it's just like they get short circuited by this
Speaker 1: like normative judgmental thing. And I think like thinking going
Speaker 1: into a piece of a work of art thinking that
Speaker 1: you're going to like pass judgment on something is like not,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it feels very like reductive and like
Speaker 1: the opposite of creativity. I mean, isn't like the best
Speaker 1: art pieces you look at, they they are sort of
Speaker 1: they have this ability to be nebulous and abstract, even
Speaker 1: if the form on the canvas or the image is
Speaker 1: very specific, that the composition and whatever the colors just
Speaker 1: bring something out of you that you just are like huh,
Speaker 1: you know, like that's the first step. It's just to
Speaker 1: be like like this is interesting. But if it's just
Speaker 1: a literal Yeah, if there's just a literal and like
Speaker 1: representation of this thing of like Jesus holding a baby
Speaker 1: or whatever you like, Okay, what sure? And there's no
Speaker 1: like there's no ability to begin questioning anything as you
Speaker 1: look at it, whether not that you have to question
Speaker 1: the existence of Christ or whether they're the Father, the
Speaker 1: Son of God or whatever. But he could even be
Speaker 1: for yourself off your own. There's just something about it
Speaker 1: that doesn't allow even for that, Like there's no introspection.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like good art gets your
Speaker 1: mind going and sort of challenge challenges you on some level.
Speaker 1: That's my personal take on like what the art the
Speaker 1: kind of art I respond to specifically, It's differ for
Speaker 1: other people. But I think that's the thing that's also missing,
Speaker 1: because the nature of working within a religious framework is
Speaker 1: to not question anything at all, Like it's all the
Speaker 1: answers are given. So then we're kind of like, how
Speaker 1: can you How could a Christian artist wrestle with their
Speaker 1: relationship with Christ in a painting? You know, because then
Speaker 1: that that would encourage other Christian people to think of, like,
Speaker 1: am I also wrestling with my relationship? Whether that's good
Speaker 1: or bad, but like it's can't introduce anything like that.
Speaker 1: It has to be like, dude, I don't know if
Speaker 1: you saw that, dude, Christ was walking with that guy
Speaker 1: on the beach full and was carrying him. Okay, that
Speaker 1: that is the definitive piece of Christian art of the past.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, walks on the beach. Yeah, come on, y'all
Speaker 1: can do better. One thing like tying it back to
Speaker 1: the current cultural moment. Uh, there's this BBC article about
Speaker 1: this question, and they were talking about that moment. Do
Speaker 1: you remember when there was like piss Christ That was
Speaker 1: just a photograph of like a cup of piss with
Speaker 1: like a crucifix in it. But then there was also
Speaker 1: a painting. Uh, these were like big modern art pieces.
Speaker 1: There was a painting of the Virgin Mary and that
Speaker 1: was painted with elephant shit and the it was like
Speaker 1: late nineties, early two thousands. And the person who was
Speaker 1: like the central like critic critic of like the ability
Speaker 1: to show these works of art was Rudy Giuliani. Like
Speaker 1: that's he was like because they were in New York museums.
Speaker 1: He like took center stage, was like this is unacceptable,
Speaker 1: get the funk out of here. It was like one
Speaker 1: of the first times when you started seeing like the
Speaker 1: cultural conversation around him be like, wait, what the fund
Speaker 1: is this guy's deal, Like, um yeah, but it's like
Speaker 1: he's passing judgment on He's like this is it's just
Speaker 1: like the normative like thinking you get to say what's
Speaker 1: good and bad is like the it's like art is
Speaker 1: deathly allergic to that. I feel like, yeah, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: we can't solve all your problems for you Christian art world, Um,
Speaker 1: I know, but like I want them to solve our
Speaker 1: problem for us and start creating art that is good,
Speaker 1: that like the whole that will cross over so we
Speaker 1: can all be like yeah, no, that's good man, Like
Speaker 1: good for you guys, and great now, like you don't
Speaker 1: have to feel like you have a chip on your
Speaker 1: shoulder about fucking the Sopranos or I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's that. I mean, it's so many things, but I
Speaker 1: think just already, when you get caught up in this
Speaker 1: thing of like I'm the operating within a religious environment
Speaker 1: just because I went to school, like in things like that,
Speaker 1: just people some people are just so already kind of
Speaker 1: cut off from having any thoughts that would challenge you
Speaker 1: or you would have growth or an evolution in general,
Speaker 1: I mean, we are the theory of evolution is already
Speaker 1: taboo to these people. So the idea that like I'm
Speaker 1: just thinking of like how any person operates from when
Speaker 1: they're trying to create something like artistically, you're it's your
Speaker 1: moments of inspiration typically are born out of changes in
Speaker 1: your life or growth or failure or things, and you're
Speaker 1: using that to be like, oh wow, I have this
Speaker 1: energy to express in a certain way. If you're kind
Speaker 1: of one note because you're like it's all good. Christ
Speaker 1: got my back, the devil is bad, and let's do
Speaker 1: this year after year. Yeah, your art is already having
Speaker 1: a discussion with something like that in your life. I
Speaker 1: don't see much. I already don't. There's not much change
Speaker 1: or you know, evolution, there's no there's nothing in flux there.
Speaker 1: It's very constant. Yeah, And you're also sort of operating
Speaker 1: off the GEcho like within a certain set of rules,
Speaker 1: and like art has no rules maybe you know, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: you have to be willing to reject those rules to
Speaker 1: make it. Like so I was thinking of like Catholic
Speaker 1: example of like good art and like the whole study albums.
Speaker 1: Separations Day is like about Catholicism, and it's like very
Speaker 1: like thoroughly about religion, like or with Judaism a simple man,
Speaker 1: or is that a serious man? And like these are
Speaker 1: about religion and they're like also brilliant works of art
Speaker 1: that like, you know, you can you can be explicitly
Speaker 1: about the religion the questions that arise from that religion
Speaker 1: without like being I don't know, so just simple. I
Speaker 1: want to see lit Christian art too, you know. I
Speaker 1: want to be like you know, I want to see
Speaker 1: lit everything art, Yeah, and just the colorat us. And
Speaker 1: I don't mean to be like dismissive, because I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to be dismissive at all. I'm I'm not saying
Speaker 1: you are. I'm I'm only really speaking for myself because
Speaker 1: I sort of felt that I'm the way I'm talking
Speaker 1: about it seems sort of across the board dismissive of
Speaker 1: someone's beliefs or belief system. But yeah, I would. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what the answer is because
Speaker 1: I've grown up seeing the same five fucking posts of
Speaker 1: framed works of art in right than in Catholic schools.
Speaker 1: And I'm like damn it, sho is so dry, bro, Like,
Speaker 1: just get that hot air balloon fucking photo up that
Speaker 1: says like perseverance, Like that ship is hitting harder than
Speaker 1: this taking a long walk on the beach with this dude.
Speaker 1: That painting of Jesus that is like, you know, blue eyed, uh, light,
Speaker 1: brown haired Jesus. That's I think I think I read
Speaker 1: somewhere it's the most reproduced piece of art like in
Speaker 1: the world, in the history of the world. Uh. And
Speaker 1: it's just like some dude like painted it in the
Speaker 1: early twentieth century and it just like happened. It's like
Speaker 1: not any sort of great masters painting. It's just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that that'll do. I mean if I even think of
Speaker 1: like their Basquiat uh, like images of like Christ, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. They're abstract and freaky, but they
Speaker 1: do something to you because at least in that one,
Speaker 1: there's something it it'll bring some kind of feeling of
Speaker 1: like fear or something out of it too, because it's
Speaker 1: not like smiley, you know, white guy with blue eyes,
Speaker 1: like he feels a little more all encompassing of what
Speaker 1: life is rather than just sort of myopically looking at
Speaker 1: like this very nice polished quaff hair guy with the
Speaker 1: six pack. Yeah, I don't know, but I do. I
Speaker 1: do demand that Jesus stays ripped because he always has
Speaker 1: to be hot and I'm looking for a dad bought Jesus.
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, that might be step one? Would that
Speaker 1: be too subversive if a Christieners like I honestly think
Speaker 1: this is a little bit better for Jesus with like
Speaker 1: love handles and a little just being a regular trude
Speaker 1: because I'm I I would love I would I would
Speaker 1: watch a documentary about the Genesis pardon the sorry for
Speaker 1: the crossover pun there, but of ripped Jesus depictions like
Speaker 1: who who began that? And like, I'm sure was there
Speaker 1: controversy around that? Did anyone try and do like maybe
Speaker 1: a little scrown your Jesus bro? The Savior would be
Speaker 1: fucking ripped, funk out of here and weak? So has
Speaker 1: anyone ever done to Jesus with like a really big dog,
Speaker 1: because like I feel like there's just always a normal yeah,
Speaker 1: a statue of Jesus with like a massive because like
Speaker 1: he's always like naked like mostly, but like they make
Speaker 1: him ripped. But I feel like this that might be
Speaker 1: the future of Christiard is just like Jesus. Rudy Giuliani
Speaker 1: is continuing to pursue the the idea that the election
Speaker 1: was fraudulent by bringing out some star witnesses. He was
Speaker 1: out of hearing in Michigan, so he brought forth a
Speaker 1: whistleblower who seemed to be legitimately drunk. Um, and we'll
Speaker 1: hear from her in a moment. He also brought forward
Speaker 1: another who said she thinks all Chinese people look alike
Speaker 1: as an argument for using voter I d s um.
Speaker 1: There was a guy. Yeah, I read like some of
Speaker 1: this stuff that was being said, and that seemed like
Speaker 1: a joke but also in line with the real ship
Speaker 1: I read. But wow, yeah, no, she's straight up. There
Speaker 1: was a guy who was there to report that the
Speaker 1: counting room was very hot. Um, and like that was it?
Speaker 1: Like they I think people were waiting for how this
Speaker 1: connected back to the fraud, the claims of fraud, and
Speaker 1: that was never made evident. There was a woman who
Speaker 1: testified that she saw an Asian man bringing a box
Speaker 1: of ballots. Uh, in line with what would happen during
Speaker 1: an election. Uh, but that's it. That was the entirety
Speaker 1: of her testimony was that uh an Asian man brought
Speaker 1: in a box of ballots. There was another guy was
Speaker 1: like I saw this, I saw the steel happening. And
Speaker 1: then they're like, are you a poll watch or no?
Speaker 1: And then he's talking about the Obama's like rain of
Speaker 1: Destruction was was hand in hand with dominion voting machines,
Speaker 1: like what's your testimony? Is like, oh, I just saw
Speaker 1: these sign ends at a rally that we're suspicious, Like, okay,
Speaker 1: thanks for wasting. There was a part where Rudy audibly
Speaker 1: farted um again did he it's I can't. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's almost seems like it's so absurd that I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's absurd farting as he's this is me that that
Speaker 1: That was my exact response. I went, I watched I
Speaker 1: was like they had to have added that. But like
Speaker 1: the people who were tweeting the video were like, you know,
Speaker 1: straight up media people, like they're not they're not people
Speaker 1: who are just here to we need of this of
Speaker 1: this hearing and you But like when you look at
Speaker 1: the video the moment he farts, the woman who is
Speaker 1: in frame next to him, her eyes like dart up
Speaker 1: from whatever she's doing to him. Like in surprise. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean here, we'll just play both farts, because you know,
Speaker 1: this is a show about the culture. I will, I will,
Speaker 1: I will ask did he'd be he'd be disciplined for that?
Speaker 1: First of all? One? Okay, that was one little one.
Speaker 1: I demand he'd be disciplined for that, Like, come on, like,
Speaker 1: that's a fucking like they're being punctuated like a writer
Speaker 1: would if you're doing like you're writing a script like yeah,
Speaker 1: and he says it fart um, Okay, then I guess
Speaker 1: round two we'll give a little bit more lead time.
Speaker 1: And this one is the one that causes the next
Speaker 1: snap because the fart was so loud. Bar and others
Speaker 1: who have the answer that I gave you is they
Speaker 1: didn't bother the interview a single witness, just like you.
Speaker 1: They don't want to know the truth. Yo. She she
Speaker 1: at that exact moment, her eyes, What huh exactly? That's
Speaker 1: the perfect that's the perfect example. A long time ago,
Speaker 1: we got taught to me that when something happens, don't
Speaker 1: just focus right away on there what's happening, Like, open
Speaker 1: your eyes even bigger to try to capture the whole environment.
Speaker 1: So she let me know that what I was hearing
Speaker 1: was not fake. Yeah. She was like, oh, this is legit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she she was like again, if this is a
Speaker 1: like single camera comedy show, that's a fucking cut. You
Speaker 1: punch into her reaction to the force like and then
Speaker 1: she just looks up and then her face said her
Speaker 1: face said, he farted and it was wet. She basically
Speaker 1: did Jim from the office like like breaking the fourth wall,
Speaker 1: kind of like, yeah, who farted? And then this other
Speaker 1: woman we saw her before, she was the one who
Speaker 1: is the star. She's the star star. She was the
Speaker 1: one who even I believe it was Janine Pierro or Lord,
Speaker 1: one of those foxholes had a hard time even understanding
Speaker 1: her when she went on Fox, like a few weeks.
Speaker 1: He'll be like, oh, they didn't have food at the
Speaker 1: polling place, so then they brought it in. It was ballanced.
Speaker 1: So she's so her testimony opens with her complaining that
Speaker 1: they made her park in a parking garage and then
Speaker 1: get take a shuttle to the vote counting. Because so
Speaker 1: she's a tech she was the reason she's puzzledly a witness.
Speaker 1: She's a freelance tech consultant who was brought in to
Speaker 1: monitor the election, and she's she's piste and seemingly drunk.
Speaker 1: I'll just I don't even know where to I'll just start,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm just gonna close my eyes and put
Speaker 1: the cursor in a part of her testimony, because all
Speaker 1: of it is as equally as disturbing and alarming that
Speaker 1: I'd say that poll book is off by over a
Speaker 1: hundred thousand, that poll book. Why don't you look at
Speaker 1: the registered voters on there? How many registered voters are
Speaker 1: on there? M hm? Did you do you even know
Speaker 1: the answer to that? I guess I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: to the zero. There's zero. My question then, is if
Speaker 1: that's how many ways? What about what about? How? What?
Speaker 1: What about the turnout? Right? Okay, at this point, even
Speaker 1: Rudy Giuliani is reaching over a you gotta you gotta,
Speaker 1: you gotta, you gotta tone that down a little bit.
Speaker 1: You can't just bet this is a test. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can't just be you've been you on the sauce again, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're on You said no drinking. That was vodka. Damn girl, Fine,
Speaker 1: all right, do do a fart or something, though? What
Speaker 1: do you say that was listerine with food? That was vodka,
Speaker 1: that listerine bottle, what with a little bit of fruit coloring,
Speaker 1: oh food coloring you. This is later on is when
Speaker 1: it gets real testy. I mean, I'll just play another clip.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying the numbers are not off by thirty
Speaker 1: thou votes, So I know what. I know what I saw,
Speaker 1: and I signed something saying that if I'm wrong, I
Speaker 1: can go to prison. Did you That's what we call
Speaker 1: motherfucking bars right there? You wow saying did you? I
Speaker 1: mean she has the hair of like you know, somebody
Speaker 1: who just had to roll out of bed and go
Speaker 1: to court. Like it's the weird up due the glasses,
Speaker 1: the vibe. They have a lot of useful idiots um
Speaker 1: in this like whole legal procession that's going through. Because
Speaker 1: I also just want to drop people's attention they have.
Speaker 1: There's another cracking was released. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: heard about this. Dude, fucking folk hero Jesse Morgan is
Speaker 1: a person that they say he knows what was going
Speaker 1: on because he was a subcontractor for the postal Service
Speaker 1: and he drove ballots that were completely doctored and he knows.
Speaker 1: And I just want to show just play a quick
Speaker 1: thing because the President was also amplifying um and total
Speaker 1: gay lords or large cardboard containers of ballots loaded into
Speaker 1: my trailer. These gay lords contained plastic trays. I call
Speaker 1: them totes, but trays will work of ballots stacked. Anyway,
Speaker 1: he got up there to basically be another person, to
Speaker 1: be a whistleblower, to say I saw fake ass ballots
Speaker 1: with my own tool. Okay, and educated because I know
Speaker 1: the word gaylord, and I didn't snicker because the technical
Speaker 1: term please grow up to So the thing with this guy, though,
Speaker 1: is he is this man likes the camera a little bit,
Speaker 1: and it also he tends to dabble in you know,
Speaker 1: the kinds of activities you know where you sort of
Speaker 1: swear that an impossible thing is true and you even
Speaker 1: have receipts quote unquote in the form of just lying.
Speaker 1: Because this dude is also a ghost hunter and he
Speaker 1: has been on YouTube with his family. He's this isn't
Speaker 1: from the Daily Beast, who did some research on this
Speaker 1: man said quote. Morgan's first success came with the video
Speaker 1: about a quote shadow person and quote living in his
Speaker 1: basement from where he claimed to hear strange noises. Quote,
Speaker 1: I will not raise my daughters in a place that
Speaker 1: has haunted, Morgan declares in the video dubbed shadow Person
Speaker 1: caught on camera, and so this dude also went on
Speaker 1: him and his brothers. They had like an amateur fucking
Speaker 1: ghost hunter documentary. They tried to get crowdfunded and the
Speaker 1: it did. I'm looking on Amazon. The reviews are awful. Uh.
Speaker 1: People are just saying, like, interesting, this is what's so
Speaker 1: funny about this. Just the title of this review sums
Speaker 1: everything up about this man and this whole Giuliani legal thrust.
Speaker 1: The title of the review is interesting, but not enough
Speaker 1: evidence on their documentary about being fucking it's called the
Speaker 1: Shadows amongst Us? And does he did he just find
Speaker 1: out about shadows? Like? Is it is the shadow person
Speaker 1: just his shadow? I mean, do you think people who
Speaker 1: looked at the video it just looked at a dude,
Speaker 1: you know, like you know, there's a green guy those
Speaker 1: like like resuits people wear that's like a full body
Speaker 1: suit that covers your head and everything. It just sort
Speaker 1: of makes you like a form of a solid color.
Speaker 1: It looks like a dude in like a black body suit.
Speaker 1: And he's calling him and you're like, I'm pretty okay, whatever,
Speaker 1: just do your shitty Blair Witch Project video. So that's
Speaker 1: that's what they got out here. Yeah, I'm enjoying all
Speaker 1: these people, man, I personally, I'm enjoying them. I know
Speaker 1: what I know when when I'm old enough to remember
Speaker 1: the circus, the circus doesn't really exist anymore, but I
Speaker 1: used to remember the circus used to come into town.
Speaker 1: I'm originally from Miami, Florida, and they used to Part
Speaker 1: of the celebration of the circus was that they would
Speaker 1: come with their wagons, ringling brothers, and you would just
Speaker 1: see these big trains rolling to town and they would
Speaker 1: cut through the middle of the city. Well, the circus
Speaker 1: is there, and then you kind of like every once
Speaker 1: in a while you get a peek at what behind
Speaker 1: the tents, what it looks like, how they're living, and
Speaker 1: you're like, I don't know about the circus life, and
Speaker 1: this is a great you know, I might have been
Speaker 1: like Walter Cronkite or someone that they were speaking earlier
Speaker 1: on that um. This particular group of people that are
Speaker 1: in office now and and by the leader of the
Speaker 1: free world at this time, Johnald Donald J. Trump, is
Speaker 1: they're very good at throwing the dead cat at on
Speaker 1: the table, which is a negotiation technique, which is an
Speaker 1: argument technique that when something's not going your way, you
Speaker 1: basically throw a dead cat on the table and the
Speaker 1: conversation kind of ends and no one's paying attention at
Speaker 1: the real issue. They're just looking at this dead cat
Speaker 1: on the table. So we're the tactic every day in
Speaker 1: my life. Man, every day I understand what every argument
Speaker 1: of my wife. Yeah, yeah, there you go. Man. So
Speaker 1: this is uh, this is I'm taking it for what
Speaker 1: it is. It's entertainment. I also know there's the damage
Speaker 1: that is causing because there are again just throwing it
Speaker 1: back to the Social Dilemma documentary. Uh, there are people
Speaker 1: who are just watching this and they're not watching anything else,
Speaker 1: and they're not reading anything else, and they're not sharing
Speaker 1: anything else but this, and this is what's being done
Speaker 1: and that we joke about it. But that mic drop
Speaker 1: that she had I signed the paper, you did you?
Speaker 1: Because if I if I'm lying, that paper says that
Speaker 1: I go to jail. And if you're in that bubble,
Speaker 1: you're like, that's what this woman is ready to go
Speaker 1: to jail for freedom because she is she's not lying.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm down from mize you though I've seen everything,
Speaker 1: but God, I love when these things come to light.
Speaker 1: Uh the fifty cent the other day, um, you know, allegedly,
Speaker 1: Uh he went on a show and he talked about
Speaker 1: how he got the he got the phone call from
Speaker 1: the Trump campaign that this is on He talks about
Speaker 1: it on tape, so I'm sure people can look it
Speaker 1: up in fifty cents. You know that that price tag
Speaker 1: was a million dollars. They paid him a million dollars
Speaker 1: for them. No, they offered them, they offered him they
Speaker 1: he did not take it, and he didn't go And
Speaker 1: as a as a businessman, he said, I had to
Speaker 1: weigh the option of taking this million dollar bird in
Speaker 1: the hand, but it might gonna be able to bounce back.
Speaker 1: And they and it's funny because they made fun a
Speaker 1: little win and they goes. So little Wayne took the
Speaker 1: million dollars and he said he probably got more because
Speaker 1: he wore the hat and he went on the road.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, you know what I'm saying, Yeah a little pump.
Speaker 1: Little pump also must have got his check too, but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like he was in the same numbers. But yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: those streaming Yeah, no pump probably he's in the he's
Speaker 1: in the fifty. What do you means SoundCloud? What SoundCloud
Speaker 1: platinum artists Platinum artists did come out and say like
Speaker 1: that he recommended Trump over Biden because of the tax plan, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he did, like a soft endorsement, soft endorsement. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: went along the lines of what he just said. He
Speaker 1: went along the very soft like you just guys said.
Speaker 1: He didn't he didn't even mention Trump. He just stuck
Speaker 1: to Biden's and he was like Biden's plan. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna end up paying those two like six in
Speaker 1: taxes at the end of the day, you know, once again,
Speaker 1: and that scares a lot of people. And because everybody
Speaker 1: thinks that they're gonna make, uh everybody, and I wish
Speaker 1: that everybody would make but the reality is not everybody's
Speaker 1: gonna hit four hundred thousand a month, a year, four
Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars. So when you're getting and I and
Speaker 1: I also feel for those individuals that have worked hard
Speaker 1: their whole life. And so it's kind of like that's
Speaker 1: a that's a uh above my intellect type of conversation,
Speaker 1: but in basic terms, it's like I do feel for
Speaker 1: people that have worked hard their whole life. Now they're
Speaker 1: making a certain amount of money. Now you're trying to
Speaker 1: tax them to an extreme amount, whatever extreme it is
Speaker 1: to them. I don't got to worry about that. I'm
Speaker 1: not in that tax bracket. I'm just chilling. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to I'm trying to stay as low key as like Orlando,
Speaker 1: we're gonna pay you that as much we're not gonna do.
Speaker 1: They gotta be under I can't. I can't be popping.
Speaker 1: I learned that a long time ago when I was
Speaker 1: a war hourly employee. After a certain time, over time,
Speaker 1: you're just giving money back. Right there, you can play
Speaker 1: the margins. All right, let's take a quick break. We'll
Speaker 1: be right back, and we're back. What is something you
Speaker 1: think is overrated? Brother, Now that I've been in quarantine
Speaker 1: for nine months, I'm gonna say, leaving my house to
Speaker 1: do things is very overrated. I'm really love it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I might be a hot take. I really love just
Speaker 1: sitting at home. I don't know. I wake up early
Speaker 1: and do yoga. It's like, you know, doing like you know,
Speaker 1: doing zoom birthday parties and stuff like that, and stuff
Speaker 1: over Zoom is kind of weird, but like I don't
Speaker 1: miss driving places, like I don't miss this commutes. I
Speaker 1: don't miss you know, like I uh, I don't mind
Speaker 1: you know, doing Grubhub and then picking it up from someplace,
Speaker 1: and like not eating in the restaurant or whatever. It's
Speaker 1: like all those are things that like I don't miss. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it turns out it's yeah, it's it's something about like
Speaker 1: sort of just kind of read aligning your schedule and
Speaker 1: like with your lifestyle and things like that, like when
Speaker 1: you've eliminated the commute or just the stress. Like I
Speaker 1: feel like maybe we're similar in that, like having to
Speaker 1: get out the door is just stressful and that not
Speaker 1: having that they're I'm like, I have so much mental
Speaker 1: bandwidth to like think of other things rather than like
Speaker 1: what time is it, I've got fifteen minutes, gotta wash, fuck,
Speaker 1: I need to eat, uh fuck it, I'll eat something
Speaker 1: like all that stuff. It takes up my mind so
Speaker 1: much to the point where I like, I feel sort
Speaker 1: of a bit of just from the lack of commute
Speaker 1: a little bit more like just space in my mind.
Speaker 1: Two problem solved, Like yeah, you're yeah, dude, Like I like,
Speaker 1: like I put like uh. I mean when I had
Speaker 1: commute places for jobs, I would like put my cell
Speaker 1: phone like in my bathroom on my sink, and the
Speaker 1: second I looked at it got out of the shower,
Speaker 1: I would turn myself on and be like, oh, shoot,
Speaker 1: it's a fifteen. If I don't leave by eight twenty,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to like whatever, sat brush my teeth
Speaker 1: in the car, I guess, you know, And then like, yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's like that stuff I don't miss at all,
Speaker 1: so that I haven't eaten breakfast while taking a shower
Speaker 1: and so long, it's yeah, yeah, it's like that kind
Speaker 1: of no one knew what to do with that jack
Speaker 1: where I'll just kind of picturing you eating a burrito
Speaker 1: in a shower and it's and it's a messy breakfast.
Speaker 1: It's not a power barating like you're eating like chest
Speaker 1: you're eating egg McMuffin. You're eating a eggmucmuffin that you
Speaker 1: ordered extra running. The eggs are already wet. So yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. But I mean, I guess I was thinking
Speaker 1: about that, like like when you said that, I paused
Speaker 1: because I was like, wait, are you a genius? Is
Speaker 1: that a thing? Like? Is that a thing can that's
Speaker 1: like a life hacking, like the brutalist like fucking output
Speaker 1: productivity not And then again, when you shower, you put
Speaker 1: on your hoodie backwards with your like lunch stuffed in
Speaker 1: it so you can just like starf it down while
Speaker 1: you're Yeah, yeah, it fill up your hoodie with potato salad. Like.
Speaker 1: For me, that the dopean life hack was like I
Speaker 1: started to bring those like those those tooth like flossing
Speaker 1: picks in my glove box in my car so that
Speaker 1: it's like, Okay, I don't have flossy when I'm in
Speaker 1: my bathroom. I can do it while I'm driving. If
Speaker 1: anybody would look at me weird while flossing while driving,
Speaker 1: I'd just be like you, this is my life. And
Speaker 1: then your steering wheel starts to smell bad and it
Speaker 1: has a little flecks of white stuff all over it.
Speaker 1: That's the one. But but I'm just like, hey, that's
Speaker 1: like that's a price to pay for spreads, FICI and efficiency.
Speaker 1: Maybe my boss, yeah about Oh wait, that's the inside
Speaker 1: of the windshield. Oh that's the world I told I
Speaker 1: told you about the extra eight dollars I made on
Speaker 1: that p a gig, right, that's how the big exactly
Speaker 1: stuff like that. Maybe I might be overestimating how gross
Speaker 1: other people's flossing experiences are, but mine is uh real mess.
Speaker 1: It's really oh yeah, every day, so it's not too bad.
Speaker 1: It's like I've flosted every morning. So it looks like
Speaker 1: that scene in Kingpin when Randy Quad floshes for the
Speaker 1: first time and they're like, oh my god, is that
Speaker 1: a chicken whole chicken wing? Uh yeah, we've all been
Speaker 1: alright real quick, let's hop back into COVID news because
Speaker 1: Interpol is warning of possible mafia involvement in vaccines and
Speaker 1: vaccine heists. This is just this shouldn't like change how
Speaker 1: you feel about the vaccines. Everybody should get at the
Speaker 1: second it's available to you. Um. But this is just
Speaker 1: something that the US is managing to funk up. Also,
Speaker 1: is how we secure these vaccines, um, Because you know,
Speaker 1: the mafia. Anytime there's something that's extremely valuable and there
Speaker 1: is not a like very defined system for distribution, the mafia,
Speaker 1: organized crime of any swhere is going to try and
Speaker 1: jump in there and take advantage of the situation. UM.
Speaker 1: And the US has put ice in charge of fighting
Speaker 1: vaccine related fraud in the United States for some reason.
Speaker 1: Um and in addition to being just like a barbaric
Speaker 1: institution predicated on cruelty. Uh, it's just wild that they
Speaker 1: would be put in charge of anything to do with
Speaker 1: COVID when their detention centers have been like literally overrun
Speaker 1: with the virus that like far higher rates than prisons.
Speaker 1: There eighteen times higher rate than the US population um.
Speaker 1: And that's with the numbers they're reporting. The true numbers
Speaker 1: are probably worse, but there's a lack of transparency and
Speaker 1: no testing. But yeah, they they've been the site of
Speaker 1: mass outbreaks and our writer j M hit the streets
Speaker 1: in Canada to report this. Apparently, in nineteen fifty nine,
Speaker 1: when the polio vaccine was just being distributed in Montreal
Speaker 1: at the height of the of a polio outbreak, some
Speaker 1: armed men broke into a a lab and stole seventy
Speaker 1: five thousand doses of the vaccine UM and they like
Speaker 1: went and recovered it in a refrigerator somewhere. I mean,
Speaker 1: how are you gonna sell hot vaccines? That's right, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like it's it seems I'm trying
Speaker 1: to think of the market. I mean, I get probably
Speaker 1: for rich people, you know where they're like, yo, do
Speaker 1: you have some of those on deck? Okay? Can I
Speaker 1: get fourteen of those? But like, are you is somebody
Speaker 1: you know sounding like lucy vaccines at the bodega or
Speaker 1: something like that. I don't know, Like where is that?
Speaker 1: How did how do you profit off of stealing like
Speaker 1: seventy five thousand doses of a vaccine? Yeah, it's it's
Speaker 1: a It seems like a convoluted way to try to
Speaker 1: make money, but you know that's pretend. No, Actually they're gonna.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they'll find a way to sell it. I'm
Speaker 1: you know, I'm I'm just like, now, you gotta bring
Speaker 1: back all these retired guys, you know, because the new
Speaker 1: mafia doesn't know how to do truck jacket. The new
Speaker 1: mafia is at the gas station trying to steal credit
Speaker 1: card numbers from the little swiping machine there. You always
Speaker 1: got a yank on it. I always yank on it.
Speaker 1: Got to make sure it doesn't come out, I know.
Speaker 1: I actually yeah, yank on it too. And you always
Speaker 1: uh inside tip. You always use the pumps that are
Speaker 1: facing the cashier right that they can see na, because
Speaker 1: they won't they won't because it does. It's a process.
Speaker 1: It's still a certain amount of time you've got to
Speaker 1: spend that the pump installing it. So you always use that,
Speaker 1: you always use that. So I just think they're gonna
Speaker 1: they're gonna have to call these old guys man the Sammy,
Speaker 1: the bulls and and and how do we do Louis
Speaker 1: meat balls? They Yeah, a vaccine heist movie with like
Speaker 1: where you have to bring out the old guys from
Speaker 1: the retirement homes to stage the heist. Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: can't make these I've heard of things going viral, but
Speaker 1: you can't make these vaccines digital. You can, This's is
Speaker 1: tangible products. You can't transfer this on the web, you know.
Speaker 1: And they get partnered up. They get partnered up with
Speaker 1: a bunch of young guys who are trying to be
Speaker 1: all techy, and I was like tech and everything, right, Well,
Speaker 1: what we have to do is follow the driver to
Speaker 1: his home. Then you know, take his wallet, get his
Speaker 1: driver's license, you know, and tell him that we know
Speaker 1: where he lives. And then the young guys like, we
Speaker 1: know where he lives. We set up a fake only
Speaker 1: fans to get him to subscribe to We got all
Speaker 1: his info. We have all this. Okay, so that's out
Speaker 1: of the way. Okay, now what we need guns? Oh
Speaker 1: where do we get those? Right? Well, we just print them.
Speaker 1: We have, Grandpa, we printed you mean you have guns? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we printed all the guns. Okay, that ain't no gun.
Speaker 1: This is a gun. This is a gun. That's an artillery.
Speaker 1: So what do you what do you guys need me for?
Speaker 1: You got everything figured out. We need someone to drive
Speaker 1: the trunck. Grandpa, don't us drive. We know how DI
Speaker 1: doose and live. That's all we know. All right, that's
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