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Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist. These are some of our favorite segments from
Speaker 1: this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment laugh stravaganza.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, So, without further ado, here is the Weekly Zeitgeist. Really,
Speaker 1: what is something you think is underrated? Okay, something that
Speaker 1: has come to my attention is underrated is a sheer
Speaker 1: magnitude of sunglasses. I mean, the amount of men that
Speaker 1: I have been forced to swipe left on because of
Speaker 1: sunglasses is fucking crazy, upsetting, Like just let me love you,
Speaker 1: you know, because they are wearing sunglasses. No, they're just
Speaker 1: like brutal choices, like a lot of wrap around Bassbay
Speaker 1: Shop sunglasses and or things like that. And it's like, honey,
Speaker 1: just that some women give you a classic shape, you know. Um,
Speaker 1: But like, yeah, I can't. I just sometimes when I
Speaker 1: see a sunglasses can tell you so much about a person,
Speaker 1: and like I'm like, oh man, this man could have
Speaker 1: a really good heart, but I cannot suck this person sunglasses.
Speaker 1: You know those Oakley, Honey, get those off, Get those
Speaker 1: in the trash. There's no part of you that just
Speaker 1: wants to save Oakley wearing loser like like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: too old for saving done a lot of that, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I do haven't avoid an attachment style. A few of
Speaker 1: my friends have brought to my attention that you know,
Speaker 1: sunglasses culick can be changed. What would you prefer? Like,
Speaker 1: what's the sunglass you will accept that you will write
Speaker 1: swipe for those who are you know, seeking your approval.
Speaker 1: I mean I think a personal is like a hot
Speaker 1: is on a guy, or like a classic ray band,
Speaker 1: a black ray band. I like, like a classic frame.
Speaker 1: You don't feel like a wayfarir is kind of like Wayfair,
Speaker 1: not like a not like a colored Wayfair. No, you
Speaker 1: got it like a sort of event for like a
Speaker 1: bunch of pharmaceutical companies were like I'm talking like, um,
Speaker 1: a pierced brasnin like or JFK Junior like sunglass frame
Speaker 1: or like what is that the club Master? What's that
Speaker 1: other one? Yeah? Yeah, the club Master that has like
Speaker 1: the little bit like the more kind of Malcolm XI
Speaker 1: kind of frames have like the black uh sort of
Speaker 1: frame on top with the metallic rim on the bottom.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's hot for sure, definitely, Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1: It's blacks. Wayfair is the only sunglasses that I've ever
Speaker 1: really fucked with and Miles's response to you saying black
Speaker 1: wayfarers just made so self conscious. No, I like black wayfares.
Speaker 1: I think they're like the original ones. You have to
Speaker 1: say that they're you know, I just feel like they're
Speaker 1: so pervasive. It's like definitely the lowest risk. But also
Speaker 1: because it's so pervasive, it's hard to even glean who
Speaker 1: the person could be when they're wearing a Wayfarer ray band. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not trying to see and someone's soul
Speaker 1: from their sunglasses. I'm just saying, don't eliminate yourself off
Speaker 1: the bat with like some of these choices where I'm like,
Speaker 1: I can't tell where you've been with your life, right,
Speaker 1: there's a very specific aesthetic. Yeah. That that Oakley sunglasses
Speaker 1: is violence, I feel. Yeah, And I'm trying to open
Speaker 1: myself up to love and a lot of these men
Speaker 1: aren't letting me do it with those sublasses. Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: pushing you away with the optical choices. Yeah. Well, before
Speaker 1: we get into any of this, ship, Brandy, you wanna
Speaker 1: do a search history overrated, underrated, totally optional. No, No,
Speaker 1: we'll get through a baby. Why not Internet search So
Speaker 1: yesterday I got into a little bit of a tiff
Speaker 1: on Twitter with somebody that said, oh, it's that time
Speaker 1: every four years, and we have to remember that Maryland
Speaker 1: is a state, and I'm from Maryland. Go funk yourself.
Speaker 1: So I was googling. I was googling famous Maryland marylander's. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got amazing people. We got fucking Baltimore. Jada Pinkett
Speaker 1: Smith is from Maryland, Thank you very much. Don't funk
Speaker 1: with us. I don't know the authentic Marylander way of
Speaker 1: pronouncing Jada. I thought it was Jada. I didn't know
Speaker 1: was Jada Jada pal That's how we do it. I
Speaker 1: just where are you from in Maryland? Um? Like Severna
Speaker 1: Park Glen Bernie is just south of Baltimore. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: from I'm from there. I love it. It's like a
Speaker 1: deeply blue state. Always people are we to think that
Speaker 1: it's main It just pisses me off that, like so frustrating.
Speaker 1: We're an original thirteen, Like fucking learn some ship exactly.
Speaker 1: You don't know abou nat Bow exactly. It's potato chips,
Speaker 1: baby burger cookies. It's great burger cookies are It's actually
Speaker 1: the best cookie in the world, but they're made a
Speaker 1: factory in Baltimore. They're like a soft wafer with a
Speaker 1: giant chunk of fudge on top of them, and it's
Speaker 1: it's a it's a perfect cookie, especially considering what happened
Speaker 1: last night. If I had some here, I would drive
Speaker 1: them to you and drop them off from a safe
Speaker 1: I'll go. I'll just drive to Maryland right now. Get yeah,
Speaker 1: be beautiful. But yeah, that was my Internet search and
Speaker 1: my overrated, underrated, overrated CNN, obviously underrated PBS. Though I
Speaker 1: love some ugly news, I want. I want my news
Speaker 1: from some ladies with crow's feet with a weird I
Speaker 1: just I gotta just see the reaction on your face.
Speaker 1: That's what I want. I don't want your fancy green
Speaker 1: screen ship. I just want to see like a discoloration,
Speaker 1: lazy eye. That's why I trust to tell me what's
Speaker 1: happening in democracy. People who aren't camera ready, just people
Speaker 1: who are ready to report facts. Yeah, exactly. I don't
Speaker 1: want these people. I don't I don't need Anderson Cooper.
Speaker 1: Adrina Chrome bullshit and is not true about anybody except
Speaker 1: Anderson Cooper and Chris Chris Cuomo. I just want newscasters. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: his face, That's what I'm talking about. I can't read
Speaker 1: an emotion on his face. It's just stuck in like worried.
Speaker 1: He's got that look of like somebody who is just
Speaker 1: betrayed by his older brother, which is who he is.
Speaker 1: Pharmaceuticals first of all, because they're not looking sufficiently tired
Speaker 1: from this ship. I'm sure it's they're they're passing around
Speaker 1: the adderall or whatever, but Chris Cuomo just coming through
Speaker 1: with the U. Look, guys, the thing that we've learned
Speaker 1: tonight is this country is more divided than ever and
Speaker 1: we've got to come together. I was just like, are
Speaker 1: you funny? Yeah. Meanwhile, PBS News this morning there were
Speaker 1: in the same clothes as last night. They didn't even
Speaker 1: put a lardrobe changes they love. It's a scrappy network.
Speaker 1: Sesame streets there are used to be there. Come on,
Speaker 1: you see that tweet where someone was like, it looks
Speaker 1: like there's a Lauren Laptus character bit. Someone doing a
Speaker 1: Lauren Laptys character bit on PBS. Yeah, Laura, it's the
Speaker 1: lady with all the neck. Oh. There's also there's also
Speaker 1: a Rachel Maddow of like b side copy. She's great.
Speaker 1: She's got like the short hair and the glasses, like
Speaker 1: you can see her crow's feet and bags one beautiful
Speaker 1: real real humans. Absolutely humans are the best. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: don't know the whole thing. I just feel like we
Speaker 1: have once again seen that the entire mainstream media, corporate
Speaker 1: media apparatus is completely poisonous and completely misguided and very
Speaker 1: difficult to overcome. Just completely consuming of the conversation that's
Speaker 1: happening around around these elections. UM and yeah Fox, but
Speaker 1: shout out to PBS, UM, what is something you think
Speaker 1: is underrated? Underrated? This one always is hard for me. Um.
Speaker 1: Open racism. Yeah, like it's get more into it, crushing
Speaker 1: it like yeah, like you can sort of get away
Speaker 1: with it now, and I think you can totally get
Speaker 1: like like somehow we're missing the open racism actually wins elections.
Speaker 1: UM is incredibly effective and mobilizes a bunch of people.
Speaker 1: I think there's GOP understand it. I'm just like, never
Speaker 1: ceases to amaze me. Obviously I'm being facetious. We shouldn't
Speaker 1: get into open racism. Holy shit, how it's wonders. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think how how powerful it is in in the
Speaker 1: United States, for sure. Yeah, more than like the mismanagement
Speaker 1: of like candidates or you know, the direction of of
Speaker 1: a election or campaign, like the pain that caused. I
Speaker 1: think just that confirmation of just how, you know, pro
Speaker 1: white supremacy a lot of people are, whether they fully
Speaker 1: understand the nuances of their supportive Trump or not. But
Speaker 1: just to see like on a binder, like yeah, I
Speaker 1: like that better. That was probably like the hardest thing
Speaker 1: to just like sort of really be confronted with again.
Speaker 1: But like I was saying, I think yesterday too, I
Speaker 1: don't know, in a way like sort of helped validate
Speaker 1: my sort of cynicism about the about the country too,
Speaker 1: without being like I'm just like a doom and gloom
Speaker 1: America hater more than like no, no, no, this is
Speaker 1: where this is where we're at, y'all, Like this is
Speaker 1: this is what it is. Yeah, And I think the
Speaker 1: way is that, um, Michael Harriet at the Root had
Speaker 1: a good tweet thread this is not my the tweet
Speaker 1: I like, but just planning the ways that Yeah, if
Speaker 1: he grew in percentage points, Trump grow growing percentage points
Speaker 1: with black voters and Latino voters, it's because, um racism.
Speaker 1: You can be racist, and be any race, and everyone
Speaker 1: pretty much lives in a system of white supremacy. And
Speaker 1: we are racist, whether we know it consciously or unconsciously.
Speaker 1: And it's always been a meal ticket for model minorities
Speaker 1: or people who want to throw their communities under the
Speaker 1: bus to supposedly get ahead economically and socially. And he
Speaker 1: tracks like Italians and Irish and how like Italians were
Speaker 1: some of the most racist because they were the the
Speaker 1: on the receiving end of so much racism themselves. They
Speaker 1: then turned around and we're like, well, we're going to
Speaker 1: distinguish ourselves from Black Americans by being extra racist. So
Speaker 1: it's like it's worked in the past, and so it
Speaker 1: doesn't doesn't boggle my mind to see Latino and especially
Speaker 1: white Latino, but is going for Trump. I mean, have
Speaker 1: you if you've seen the like Sammy Sosa pictures of
Speaker 1: like him with the extra like kind of terrifying skin
Speaker 1: whiten her ship, Like that's that's uh, that's great. It's
Speaker 1: just like extras getting way more powerful like white supremacy.
Speaker 1: Um and yeah, internalized like white supremacy. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: think that's that speaks to like a survival mechanism which
Speaker 1: is like I just maybe need to cozy up to
Speaker 1: my oppressors to a less turbulent time. Uh, And sometimes
Speaker 1: people really feel that that is the easier path for
Speaker 1: I guess perceived comfort or because not liberation. While they're
Speaker 1: definitely a group of people are like, no, that's not that.
Speaker 1: Ain't liberation. That ain't it um closing up to my
Speaker 1: oppressors not liberation. Yeah, let's talk about that. So there's
Speaker 1: the possibility of the read mirage the people have been
Speaker 1: talking about, um, which is this idea that there will
Speaker 1: be uh. You know, Democrats voted early in a lot
Speaker 1: of places, but their votes are going to take a
Speaker 1: while to tabulate, but the people who are voting in
Speaker 1: person are more likely to be more Republican. So like
Speaker 1: in a state like Pennsylvania where they're counting those votes first,
Speaker 1: it's gonna seem like Trump one big on tonight on
Speaker 1: election night slash tonight. Oh boy, try not to hyperventily. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So that's just one thing. I mean, that is something
Speaker 1: people are warning about. It's also something that happened during
Speaker 1: the mid terms like that. I remember, like we came
Speaker 1: on even the next morning, we were like, yeah, apparently
Speaker 1: like it wasn't the blue wave everybody thought it was
Speaker 1: gonna be. It was like just a kind of moderate
Speaker 1: victory from for Democrats. But then like as the votes
Speaker 1: kept coming in and recounts happened, then it ended up
Speaker 1: being a blue wave over the course of a week. Um.
Speaker 1: But so on the Sunday shows over the weekend, Trump's
Speaker 1: campaign manager basically said that if Trump has an early
Speaker 1: lead in a state and then as the votes are counted,
Speaker 1: it starts to go away. He defined that as the
Speaker 1: Biden administration trying to Biden trying to steal the election.
Speaker 1: Uh that he defined counting the votes as stealing the election,
Speaker 1: So we already know what their plan is. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be basically trying to freeze the election at any point,
Speaker 1: freeze the counting of votes at any point where they
Speaker 1: have a lead. Trump said the High Courts pre election
Speaker 1: refusal to rule out the extension of like counting votes
Speaker 1: three days after the election day was a terrible decision.
Speaker 1: And he also said that once the polls closed Tuesday,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go in with our lawyers. And that's what
Speaker 1: a cool. Not even sports fans want to want their
Speaker 1: team to win like that, you know, what I mean
Speaker 1: if you offered, like your team in a game seven
Speaker 1: that you're like, like, if you could just call the
Speaker 1: game at that moment, would you? Some might, But at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, it's like not even there's
Speaker 1: nothing is done like that, There's nothing. There's no reasonable
Speaker 1: way of measuring anything when you just stop the measurement
Speaker 1: at a point where you like or don't like. But yeah,
Speaker 1: those are the things that are kind of going on.
Speaker 1: And it's uh, again, we just don't know where this
Speaker 1: day is going to go. It's so exciting. Everyone can't
Speaker 1: imagine what it's doing to your nerves. Yeah, literally fifty
Speaker 1: five percent of the country say this is going to
Speaker 1: be the most stressful day of their lives. That's that's
Speaker 1: where we at. If we can get Biden elected. Every
Speaker 1: person after this day who tried to suppress votes, we
Speaker 1: take them all, Um, we put them in a space
Speaker 1: shift and we shoot them into space with no end
Speaker 1: insight because voters suppression, because the universe. He's illegal, and uh,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't do it. And I don't understand why it's
Speaker 1: so fucking easy to suppress votes. It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: Like even the law is like, well, you do have
Speaker 1: a point. Maybe we shouldn't let people vote. Nothing makes
Speaker 1: any sense. I don't get it. Isn't it illegal? The
Speaker 1: entire country was built on this like that, The entire
Speaker 1: political system has been built to suppress votes for many years. Right,
Speaker 1: we should again put all those people, every any person
Speaker 1: who's ever been like they should be allowed to vote,
Speaker 1: ship yeah, and just send it out ship yes, and
Speaker 1: get them out of here specled by like good behavior.
Speaker 1: I think, you know, throwing all of us history on
Speaker 1: a spaceship and sending out to space positive. Let's just
Speaker 1: do it. I'm at it. Get him out of here. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's the one thing that also worries me is the
Speaker 1: people that are going to try and like skirt their
Speaker 1: way out of saying they had any hand in any
Speaker 1: of the enabling that was going on. Like you, we
Speaker 1: have to remember these people for what they are. That's
Speaker 1: so one person has one of those you know, those
Speaker 1: machines that just prints receipts, and she's like, we have
Speaker 1: it doesn't stop, and we just keep printing it out.
Speaker 1: We call it out like George C. Myers, you're on
Speaker 1: the spaceship, and then we just keep going and keep going,
Speaker 1: and all the receipts. Could you imagine you could wear
Speaker 1: them like cvs for days? Because we have it all, baby,
Speaker 1: and you're all going to space. And that's that's where
Speaker 1: I find myself. Care All right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back, and we're back. Speaking of high
Speaker 1: and living in a dream scenario. Donald Trump Jr. One
Speaker 1: of The Laura Ingram Show to break the world record
Speaker 1: for most words said high on cocaine on TV. Yeah
Speaker 1: that for him. Yeah. I mean, we don't like to,
Speaker 1: you know, cast dispersions on the first son um of
Speaker 1: the president. But here's something I do know, and this
Speaker 1: is all anecdotal. The wealthy white man I've been around
Speaker 1: who live in New York, they like cocaine. Um. I
Speaker 1: just I'll just say I know people in finance, the
Speaker 1: entertainment industry where you're like, wow, that's white bag. Came
Speaker 1: out real quick and you haven't even had your dinner.
Speaker 1: What is going on? It's just so I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at through those lends and I'm looking at
Speaker 1: a rich kid from New York who has never had
Speaker 1: a job that wasn't with a company with his own
Speaker 1: last name in it um and I'm thinking, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you're starting to fit that profile again. This is this
Speaker 1: is all anecdote. I'm not this is not a court
Speaker 1: of law. Okay, because I'm not Kim Kardashian, I'm not
Speaker 1: legally able to practice law on the podcast. But yes,
Speaker 1: just I just want everybody to watch this man's face,
Speaker 1: um and his energy as he is really talking about,
Speaker 1: like start kind of dismissed the death toll of the coronavirus.
Speaker 1: These people are truly morons, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And I like how they go after Scott Atlas because
Speaker 1: he's not an epidemiologist. But Sanjay Goop don now magically
Speaker 1: is I mean, give me a break, Laura. The reality
Speaker 1: is this. If you look. I put it up on
Speaker 1: my Instagram a couple of days ago because I went
Speaker 1: through the CD because I kept hearing about new infections.
Speaker 1: But I said, well, why aren't they talking about this? Oh?
Speaker 1: Because the number is almost nothing because we've gotten control
Speaker 1: of this. They we understand how how it works. They
Speaker 1: have the therapeutics to be able to deal with this.
Speaker 1: If you look at that, look at my instagram, it's
Speaker 1: gone to almost nothing. Okay. His eyes are like he
Speaker 1: looks high, like like high, like he smoked wheat. Like
Speaker 1: his eyes are like almost shut. He looks like at
Speaker 1: the speed of light. You know how when people get
Speaker 1: high and then they get excited about some idea and like, okay,
Speaker 1: so I have this idea. What we're gonna do is
Speaker 1: we're gonna take gifts right Instagram? Yeah, you know the
Speaker 1: gift like like the moving thing doesn't have sound. What
Speaker 1: if you made a gift but it had sounds like
Speaker 1: you just inventive video? Congratulations. That's exactly what he's think.
Speaker 1: You're describing Snapchat? What is that man? That's You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: come on now, I'm sorry. Is your friend Okay, he's
Speaker 1: just coked out and he's mad. He didn't think of snapchat.
Speaker 1: Eight years after the fact, he was wearing a a
Speaker 1: windbreaker that said team Trump on one breast and then
Speaker 1: Don on the other. Um, just to complete the picture
Speaker 1: for I wonder if they gave tiffany one of those.
Speaker 1: She's out there. She's out there also doing her part
Speaker 1: as a surrogate, even though everyone was like, oh, she's
Speaker 1: the rebel, and it's like she just is less loved
Speaker 1: by her father. That's the thing thing with this clip
Speaker 1: I mean, this is him off his face. Like it's
Speaker 1: really morbid when you think about it, right, Like this
Speaker 1: is the son of the president. When they're discussing like
Speaker 1: you know, rally goers of any Trump rally should quarantine.
Speaker 1: It's unsafe. There's a pandemic. This is for safety. This
Speaker 1: this guy's fucking on it. He's on one. I don't
Speaker 1: know what, but he's on one, and he's like, you know,
Speaker 1: the thing is like Laura, Like, I mean when you
Speaker 1: look at it, it's so it's basically nothing nobody's done.
Speaker 1: It looks like a scene where like in like Blow
Speaker 1: or any of those like drug movies where like the
Speaker 1: ship starts coming down like funk, man, get the fucking
Speaker 1: crash over there, Like it's all good, man, because nothing
Speaker 1: going on, Like you know, it's my kid's birthday, Like
Speaker 1: we're gonna have the party in the back. It's all
Speaker 1: gonna be good. You know. But I don't know. That's
Speaker 1: like it's so hard to read their energies or like
Speaker 1: if I'm writing a script, I'm like, Okay, this is perfect.
Speaker 1: This is the drama scene where you realize it's not
Speaker 1: gonna happen and they're all panicking. But then I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, like they're so insulated with their privilege. He
Speaker 1: might just be having a good night and be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just blew up and went on
Speaker 1: lord Ingram to just talk some ship. I mean. Also,
Speaker 1: I think there's a huge focus on COVID deaths, and
Speaker 1: I think that it is important that we look at
Speaker 1: the fact that a quarter of a million people practically
Speaker 1: have died. But also there are people that are sick
Speaker 1: and we don't know what the long term implications of
Speaker 1: that illness are, and they're like very sick and they're alive,
Speaker 1: but they're not okay. And that's the conversation that we
Speaker 1: also need to have because it's like they're like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: you know, people died. We knew people were going to die.
Speaker 1: It could have been more people. If I hadn't closed
Speaker 1: the border to China, would have been more people. But like,
Speaker 1: there are still people who are sick, like long haulers
Speaker 1: who are chronically fatigued for the rest of their life
Speaker 1: might have heart and lung issues for the rest of
Speaker 1: their life. Like that's also worth exploring and worth avoiding. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and also I think a thousand people died on the
Speaker 1: day that he said that it's practically no one like
Speaker 1: to nine elevens worth people died in like the last
Speaker 1: week or so well, you know. Again, he was even
Speaker 1: talking about this with the Azerbaijan Armenia thing. It's like
Speaker 1: when the victims don't look like most of the country,
Speaker 1: it's like, I don't know, I'm I'm fine, I'm fine,
Speaker 1: And I think we have this weird narrative in their
Speaker 1: head about what it means to get coronavirus, which is like, dude,
Speaker 1: you'll get it, it'll be fucked up for two weeks,
Speaker 1: and then like you're over it. Because that's not the case.
Speaker 1: Like every person I know who has battled it or
Speaker 1: has family that has, like some have come out the
Speaker 1: other side with like you know, their scent and taste
Speaker 1: intact and things like that. Others are like it's incremental.
Speaker 1: Others are like, my heartbeat can be weird sometimes, and
Speaker 1: it's like that's the ship you should really fears like, well,
Speaker 1: it's not that you're gonna get a illness that you
Speaker 1: get over. It's like you could get something that could
Speaker 1: fundamentally change how you live your life. Um, depending on
Speaker 1: your own biology. Yeah, that's what scares the ship out
Speaker 1: of me, Like I don't, and I that's why I'm
Speaker 1: like always just want people to be as safe as possible,
Speaker 1: or at least to be in tune with that. But unfortunately,
Speaker 1: we're also living in such a cruel society where if
Speaker 1: some people they have no financial recourse except to put
Speaker 1: themselves in danger, and I think that's just so fucked up. Um.
Speaker 1: I mean, as we're recording this, there was a record
Speaker 1: eight new virus cases in a single day. Is that nationwide? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And also just massive suspicious male delays in Pennsylvania. So yeah,
Speaker 1: they're they're doing everything they can to steal this and
Speaker 1: remain in power and do nothing about the about the pandemic.
Speaker 1: Have you guys been to the grocery store in the past,
Speaker 1: Like I went by a Trader Joe's and did a
Speaker 1: U turn because the line was out the back. I've
Speaker 1: been addicted to Instacart lately. Man, It's it's a terrible addiction.
Speaker 1: I get like four bags of groceries and it costs
Speaker 1: like a hundred Yeah, yeah, it's it's pretty expensive. But
Speaker 1: grocery stores are preparing, like people are preparing for this
Speaker 1: election like a hurricane is coming, So that's how you know. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: the routes by my house, which is Kroger in the
Speaker 1: rest of the country, like, the shelves are empty, Like
Speaker 1: it looks like that very first time when the pandemic hit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the shutdown happened, and like there was like lines
Speaker 1: wrapping around through the parking lot and then once you
Speaker 1: got in, the shelves are empty. It's just some milk
Speaker 1: for my two year old. Oh god, yeah, uh, we
Speaker 1: found we found something. We got the last carton of milk.
Speaker 1: But it's fucking yeah exactly. It's chunky, but it's been
Speaker 1: in touch. It's stock. So yeah, I don't know if
Speaker 1: that's happening elsewhere. I'll be curious to hear from Zeke
Speaker 1: Gang if they're seeing that elsewhere. But I mean, that's
Speaker 1: that's pretty wild. Well, yeah, it seems like a lot
Speaker 1: of people preparing for some abstract disaster that they're not
Speaker 1: sure how to prepare for. Like, so it seems like
Speaker 1: some people like I would prepare myself by having so
Speaker 1: many canned goods and Gatorade, and other people were like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy a gun. Other people are like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna watch Fargo and smoke a blunt like one of
Speaker 1: those is healthy. Yeah, it's just well, it's just so
Speaker 1: weird because I think everyone it's like a fucking you know,
Speaker 1: everyone's bringing their own neuroses, fears, hopes, dreams to this thing,
Speaker 1: and it it can, you know, project itself in so
Speaker 1: many different ways for people. And there's the unique thing
Speaker 1: about that grocery thing too. I think we all learned
Speaker 1: in the the beginning of the pant in because like that
Speaker 1: thing kind of feeds itself. Like when you go to
Speaker 1: the grocery store and you see that there's no toilet paper,
Speaker 1: it makes you start panic buying ship, you know, even
Speaker 1: if you didn't feel that way coming in, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's something like damn, do I am I stupid? Because
Speaker 1: like three cards full of toilet paper and lima beans. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, I guess I need to get on your page. Oh.
Speaker 1: I started pushing old ladies down the second I saw
Speaker 1: the line. But that's just it's always how two year
Speaker 1: old nees milk lady? Yeah, how are you guys? What?
Speaker 1: One of our listeners shared this self care routine for
Speaker 1: the evening. They have work meetings all day. They already
Speaker 1: voted so they're just gonna go straight home, take a
Speaker 1: leftover sleeping pill from a surgery they had a few
Speaker 1: months ago, and wake up in the future. Um, which
Speaker 1: I fucking respect that. But that's the thing, Like, if
Speaker 1: you go to sleep, is that really then you're gonna
Speaker 1: wake up? Like fuck, I noticed better this fucked up story.
Speaker 1: Just this friend of mine worked on a a reality
Speaker 1: show and one of his co workers super staunch, super like,
Speaker 1: very pro rights, superstanch feminist. Like, there was an accident
Speaker 1: on set and like she got like hitting the head
Speaker 1: with some ship I don't know, and like so she
Speaker 1: was like in a coma until after the election, and
Speaker 1: so like when she got hurt, like you know, everything
Speaker 1: looked like Hillary was gonna win, and she woke up
Speaker 1: and fucking Trump was president. Wow, that's got up. Absolutely. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well you know that's why, like everybody's got to protect
Speaker 1: themselves how they want to. If time travels your thing,
Speaker 1: I guess, throw another banana peal and the Mr Fusion,
Speaker 1: uh and take off down the street and come back
Speaker 1: and tell us how it is. But yeah, I mean again,
Speaker 1: it's you won't know anything until at least seven or
Speaker 1: we won't even begin to know some semblance of anything
Speaker 1: until seven. Because I know a lot of people. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of exit polls and projections and things. You're like, Oh,
Speaker 1: we think Milwaukee or whatever it's. You know, you're not
Speaker 1: going to really know till these numbers start coming in.
Speaker 1: That Uh, that self care plan is from uh personal
Speaker 1: Twitter by the name of I'm more tired than a
Speaker 1: big dick to bat shout out to them. It was
Speaker 1: just because I guess that would be exhausted around carrying
Speaker 1: a big ye carrying a big dick and then when
Speaker 1: you're hanging upside down just hits you in the face.
Speaker 1: O that bro. Honestly everybody, I would be like that,
Speaker 1: But you try sleeping with your own dick in your face. Um.
Speaker 1: There are some things going on, some just speaking of
Speaker 1: rap foccory. Uh. They're robot calls uh that have apparently
Speaker 1: reached ten million people telling them to stay home for
Speaker 1: their safety. Uh. They're saying it maybe for in origin.
Speaker 1: This kind of happens every election, but this one in particular,
Speaker 1: people are a little worried about because of the pandemic
Speaker 1: that we're in the middle of. UM. One text that
Speaker 1: a typographical error meant the people who are intending on
Speaker 1: voting for Joe Biden instead had to select President Trump. Uh,
Speaker 1: so hopefully nobody's fallen for that. They also misspelled Federal
Speaker 1: Bureau of Investigation when signing it. They didn't spell bureau right,
Speaker 1: which understand why b y r O w oh no,
Speaker 1: But I mean they spelled it like I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: burero is kind of hard to spell, but like they
Speaker 1: spelled it b e r u E. That is not
Speaker 1: how I have misspelled that word many a time in
Speaker 1: anywhere that I didn't have spell check, But that was
Speaker 1: not one of the ways that I've misspelled it from
Speaker 1: sucking Star Wars. Okay. You know what amazes me and
Speaker 1: and has continued to fascinate me in this whole process,
Speaker 1: is like who knew there were this many ways to
Speaker 1: funk with an election? And like who knew that? It
Speaker 1: was like like this is this isn't illegal, None of
Speaker 1: the ship's illegal. Like you can just put a fake
Speaker 1: box that says drop vote in here. You can just
Speaker 1: put that there and like nobody gets in trouble for
Speaker 1: it's it is like it it seems very like snidely whiplash,
Speaker 1: like very like cartoon villain kind of acme paint paint,
Speaker 1: the paint the highway on the side of the mountain
Speaker 1: type ship that like, I just I just never would
Speaker 1: have thought in a million years that none of this
Speaker 1: ship would result in like federal jail time for people
Speaker 1: to do robot calls that essentially to me like yes
Speaker 1: means no and no means yet go vote, And you're like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck yes means no, Biden means trump, and
Speaker 1: Trump means what the fund is this type of graphical
Speaker 1: air man. Sorry, yeah, it just happened. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: the snidely whiplash ness of of the whole Republican Party
Speaker 1: is pretty like it's get just straight up like did
Speaker 1: you guys see that video somewhere in California, uh where
Speaker 1: like a bunch of Trump people, like a caravan of
Speaker 1: Trump people surrounded a woman, uh for having a yeah, Bakersfield,
Speaker 1: for having a Black Lives Matter flag and where it
Speaker 1: was like straight up like you know, they were like
Speaker 1: fuck you, like just real like all in her face,
Speaker 1: like inches from her nose, like trying to slap her
Speaker 1: phone out of her hand. Um, but it was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like, oh, what this is what it would
Speaker 1: have been like if we had smartphones during the rise
Speaker 1: of Nazis like that, that's what this ship looks like.
Speaker 1: It's just straight up aggro people, uh, trying to do violence.
Speaker 1: Like a dude like had like the strap on him,
Speaker 1: it looked like and she was like, dude, you're gonna
Speaker 1: fuck it. What do you for, Like you're trying to
Speaker 1: fight a woman and he's took his vest off like
Speaker 1: he was gonna square up to her. And then another
Speaker 1: woman's like, we I'll fight you, bitch, and it was
Speaker 1: like whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. And then the the end
Speaker 1: part of that too is when she tried to talk
Speaker 1: to the police and they were acting like Mariah Carey's
Speaker 1: being like, oh, I don't know her, I don't know
Speaker 1: what's going on. Oh did something happen. Oh we don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we'll let those people go that you just
Speaker 1: said bear maced you. Yeah. And then somebody in her
Speaker 1: group of friends and the police were like, yeah, well
Speaker 1: that's not there's nothing we can do about. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: And I think that's what the future probably is. More.
Speaker 1: What our future looks like is where that that is
Speaker 1: just the norm of these people being protected because they
Speaker 1: got their Blue Lives Matter stuff on and like, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, well it's we'll turn We'll turn our fucking
Speaker 1: eye to this. I mean, it's been happening, yea. But
Speaker 1: to see it like that, to see how casual they
Speaker 1: were were they were like looking at each other like, hey,
Speaker 1: are you got anything else? You guys got the cops
Speaker 1: are talking to each other like when she's trying to,
Speaker 1: you know, basically report this crime and be like all right,
Speaker 1: I think we're good. Y'all were leaving and they're like,
Speaker 1: can we get your badge? Like just like muttering it
Speaker 1: while they funk off starts. But I mean that that
Speaker 1: is like, there seems to be a coalition between whether
Speaker 1: Trump wins or not, there seems to be a coalition
Speaker 1: between uh a lot of local police and the Trump
Speaker 1: supporters uh in around America. And that's, you know, a
Speaker 1: pretty dangerous coalition. I feel like, all right, let's take
Speaker 1: one more break and uh we'll be right back. And
Speaker 1: we're back. We have a great guest today who we
Speaker 1: are thrilled to have with us kick off the new era,
Speaker 1: our first guest from the Biden era, a little ray
Speaker 1: of sunshine for all of us. She is the hilarious,
Speaker 1: the talented Blair sucking up psychist shocking the fucking mix.
Speaker 1: Let's do this, bitch. Yeah yeah, what's up fucking mind
Speaker 1: over here? I don't know, up from down. Hoping it
Speaker 1: all shakes out sometime soon. Yeah, it seems like, um,
Speaker 1: the reality turning against Trump and his followers is just
Speaker 1: causing things to accelerate in a direction of them, like
Speaker 1: not accepting reality as opposed to like any any sort
Speaker 1: of satisfying conclusion. It's just they are uh sprinting away
Speaker 1: from uh the planet that we exist on, faster and faster. Now, Um,
Speaker 1: you think there's gonna be like a theme park slash
Speaker 1: community you can live in like called like Mago World
Speaker 1: where you will just go and like you can live
Speaker 1: in that like like a quite literally a physical bubble
Speaker 1: to just be like, you know what fun the rest
Speaker 1: of it like we needed like you know, their version
Speaker 1: of where like people like I'm going to Canada. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they all just wear like lll bean and like
Speaker 1: clean their guns yeah ll bean. Yeah, back off being Blair.
Speaker 1: I just I just thought that was very highbrow of them. Okay,
Speaker 1: l look at my ouse, but I'm full, I'm heady
Speaker 1: LLL Bean right now, you guys little bean j a
Speaker 1: little bit of LLL Bean and then also bass pro
Speaker 1: shops like mixed together. Yeah, oh, they'll move into that
Speaker 1: one Bass Pro shop that's like shaped like a pyramid
Speaker 1: Pro Shop is, Like I think a lot of the
Speaker 1: libs in their lib bubble might not realize that Bass
Speaker 1: Pro Shop has turned into like a Disney World attraction
Speaker 1: like theme park, like you can go fishing inside of
Speaker 1: a Bass Pro shop. Basically, Um, I've never been inside one,
Speaker 1: but the outside of it, like I gotta be honest,
Speaker 1: or something thing enticing about it, Like I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's because I want to find like a lumberjack
Speaker 1: or some ship. But yeah, you know, I just heard
Speaker 1: that was really interesting that has nothing to do with
Speaker 1: what we're talking about today. I heard that the whole
Speaker 1: grunge movement is the result of basically, like all the
Speaker 1: lumber jobs moving out of America in the late eighties
Speaker 1: early nineties, Um, and all those like artists Dad's basically
Speaker 1: got laid off, And so the whole grunge movement is
Speaker 1: just the kids of laid off lumberjacks, like being very
Speaker 1: angsty and like having like really economic like difficulties, like
Speaker 1: kind of infuse the soul of their music and then like, esthetically,
Speaker 1: that's what I had, all those leftovers flannels because their
Speaker 1: dad's just like, we're out of work without flannels. Jack
Speaker 1: with the rock history, Yeah, I like that, and I'll
Speaker 1: just like and that's why there's so much flannel. That
Speaker 1: interesting though that's not I have not fact checked that.
Speaker 1: That was just a idea backs in my mind. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it tracks, even though I know nothing of the logging
Speaker 1: industry and the migration of jobs. But I like that.
Speaker 1: I like the logic. Yeah, now I know how like
Speaker 1: all the flannels ought to be in my closet. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: that's where it came from, all those unemployed lumberjacks. I'm
Speaker 1: curious what everybody, I've been eating the ship out of
Speaker 1: some Halloween candy. I've been eating just endless bowls of cereal,
Speaker 1: just feeding my my anxiety with just garbage food. Like,
Speaker 1: what vices have you been partaking in over the past
Speaker 1: couple of days? Where have you been Are you stronger
Speaker 1: than me? Uh? I have I got this Halloween candy?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Miles, it's like a barrel a tub again,
Speaker 1: you know, I got some loose butterfinger wrappers that I eat. Yes,
Speaker 1: I got a couple of butter fingers. I'm hitting throughout
Speaker 1: the day. Uh I. Actually what's funny is like I've
Speaker 1: been so stressed. I haven't I've been. I haven't been
Speaker 1: eating as much. Yeah, I've kind of been the same way,
Speaker 1: which is you know, if you know me, people would
Speaker 1: be worried. Yeah you're past gang. Yeah I did ball
Speaker 1: outlet like a massive vat of pad tie on Tuesday.
Speaker 1: I wasn't I need this and like, yeah, I I
Speaker 1: lit up a j and then all of a sudden
Speaker 1: it was gone in like one second and I couldn't
Speaker 1: eat for like forty eight hours. Damn. Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I've been. It's starting to dissipate now, but I don't know,
Speaker 1: Like I think for anybody who's been like listening for
Speaker 1: this entire week, like it's it feels like a just
Speaker 1: fight or flight on mic constantly. But now I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I think my body is getting to the
Speaker 1: point it's like I don't know, you need to sleep
Speaker 1: a whole day and like, yeah, pizzas like you need
Speaker 1: a carbo load to make up for it. Uh So yeah,
Speaker 1: oh man, I can't wait till my wife is getting
Speaker 1: Barry Vice is getting back into town this weekend. I'm
Speaker 1: so and you're gonna eat pizza with her. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: eat pizza, but I'm also gonna be able to sleep
Speaker 1: and not. You know, my kids wake up at like
Speaker 1: six in the morning every morning and they're yeah, experience, yeah, yeah, safety,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna experience getting to sleep in Yeah. Because Jack's
Speaker 1: eyes right now lower than a sixty four and Pola,
Speaker 1: I'm so tired. But this other thing, so, you know,
Speaker 1: we're talking about what we've been eating because grub Hub,
Speaker 1: you know, thank god, we can move on to some
Speaker 1: slightly lighter fare for the moment in the interim of
Speaker 1: taking breaths between whatever the next phases. But they're saying, like,
Speaker 1: you know, we got some we got some data from
Speaker 1: election day seeing what kind of orders grub hub was
Speaker 1: getting the last couple of days, and by far, then
Speaker 1: it makes sense. The winner is pizza number one with
Speaker 1: a bullet Yes, it says five of its top eight
Speaker 1: most popular items were pizzas, and then the other one
Speaker 1: was pizza Adjason appetizer, garlic knots or garlic bread or
Speaker 1: some kind of garlic thing with Mare and their sauce.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought you were gonna go wings. But close enough?
Speaker 1: Does this podcast come out today? It does? Okay. I
Speaker 1: was gonna tell say where I was going on a
Speaker 1: date tonight for this. I can't tell, because what if
Speaker 1: some people are going to show up, yeah, and they
Speaker 1: want to come on my day? Were doing? Why is
Speaker 1: there only one of this restaurant? Yeah, okay, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: that would be dope, just as an experiment to see
Speaker 1: if anyone was dedicated and actually and then they're like
Speaker 1: mad polite, but they'll just take like like low key
Speaker 1: photos of you from across the restaurant. Honestly, I love
Speaker 1: Zking so much. I had no idea the power of
Speaker 1: the communities since until I went on the road last
Speaker 1: year and it was like I met so many. But
Speaker 1: I mean, but now you've become your own thing, you know.
Speaker 1: I see the write ups. They're clocking you, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? We can just say, like, I hope
Speaker 1: she remembers us right one. So the other thing that
Speaker 1: was the top rated item was alcoholic in nature, and
Speaker 1: that was Margarita's. So people were I just saw that
Speaker 1: on my timeline like people Margarita's from growing I don't know,
Speaker 1: weirdest shout I've ever heard it should it indicates exactly
Speaker 1: who that is, which is like a like a very
Speaker 1: wealthy maybe Biden supporter who's like, I don't know, fire
Speaker 1: up the gig economy app and have someone bring us
Speaker 1: alcohol as we get through this, as we vote against
Speaker 1: their interests in Prop twenty two. Like I could just
Speaker 1: see this really fucked up picture just like contained eight ounces.
Speaker 1: I know I shouldn't, but I will. I'll just yeah,
Speaker 1: I won't. I don't keep the bottles in my home
Speaker 1: because I don't know what would happen. But I'll just
Speaker 1: get an eight ouncer. But I get, you know, Margarita
Speaker 1: is like, I I get, why doesn't it feels like
Speaker 1: such a dated, uh cocktail? I guess second place they
Speaker 1: fashions being delivered old fashioned Margarita is. I feel like,
Speaker 1: do these people live in a steakhouse? Right? And Margarita
Speaker 1: is like once you pop it, it's like, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't care what, like all bets are off. It's
Speaker 1: what I feel like, are you do you drink margarite
Speaker 1: is when you're out? Ever, No, I don't I mean
Speaker 1: I will if someone like orders them for the table
Speaker 1: or something, but a Mexican restaurant, they're like it will
Speaker 1: get a picture. Yeah, I don't. I think they're I
Speaker 1: don't like sweet sweet drinks, so they always taste like
Speaker 1: syrup by to me, you know, yeah for Bronca. I
Speaker 1: love that. You think I'm fucking classy as hell dude,
Speaker 1: like Napa vodka. Yeah, I actually roll around town with
Speaker 1: my own handle of gold Schlager. Um. No, I just
Speaker 1: usually drink wine like a classy refund bitch or like vodka.
Speaker 1: Keep it clean, nice, oh, keep it clean. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: you know clear fuels clear. Yeah, and you just drink
Speaker 1: it straight. That's like no, no about consoda straight from
Speaker 1: the bottle, just straight from the president would be terrible
Speaker 1: for my skin. I would never bad for your skin now,
Speaker 1: just drinking in general, yeah, yeah, it weathers you. Um,
Speaker 1: there's some people I'm worried about, Like not that I'm
Speaker 1: more because they're like have substance abuse problems. Like but
Speaker 1: people who I know like like drink throughout the like quarantine,
Speaker 1: like that's their thing. Like I'm a weed smore, I'm
Speaker 1: not really a drinker. Like when you haven't seen somebody
Speaker 1: like eight months, and you're like, oh shit, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah for sure. All right, that's gonna do it for
Speaker 1: this week's weekly Zeite. Guys, please like and review the show.
Speaker 1: If you like the show, uh means the world of Miles.
Speaker 1: He needs your validation, folks. I hope you're having a
Speaker 1: great weekend and I will talk to you Monday. By
Speaker 1: sh