Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, fifty seven,
Speaker 1: Episode two of Jo Daly's Like Guys, the Production of
Speaker 1: My Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we take
Speaker 1: a deep dive into America's share consciousness. It's Tuesday, October.
Speaker 1: My name is Jack O'Brien a K. Jacko Lantern a K.
Speaker 1: Pumpkins O'Brien uh, and I'm thrilled to be joined as
Speaker 1: always by my co host, Mr Miles Gras. Don't go
Speaker 1: sparking water bogs. Just stick to the sherlocks and steam
Speaker 1: rollers you used to. I know that you're gonna play
Speaker 1: some hydro or some purple stuff, but I just think
Speaker 1: you're already stone. Listen, I don't hear me, Okay. Shout
Speaker 1: out to toilet bound hanuckles on and Jeeke on the discord.
Speaker 1: That was another two for One person started off with
Speaker 1: an idea, another person finished it. I'd love to see
Speaker 1: the fucking synergy the discord. So shout out to you
Speaker 1: all for that. Was that one name toilet bound something
Speaker 1: when they bound? Yes, I love it does. Stuck on
Speaker 1: the toilet. Uh. You know, I haven't really gone deep
Speaker 1: into the lore of hon Sons. You know the legend
Speaker 1: um it could be a curse in which she was
Speaker 1: just you know, connected to a toilet for life by
Speaker 1: an evil sorcerer. I don't know, or maybe you could
Speaker 1: be I p s. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Danny Glover and Leth Webbon two where you can get
Speaker 1: up off of the How did you realize was it
Speaker 1: the toilet paper? Yeah? I think like left a note
Speaker 1: for him or something like. That's weird they were doing it.
Speaker 1: It was like a timed hit where like cops all
Speaker 1: across Los Angeles were getting blown up. Oh, that's the
Speaker 1: diving board. There was another thing, the diving boards, and
Speaker 1: one of six with me. Anyways, mild it's election time.
Speaker 1: We're turning down the format. We're getting right into the ship. Uh.
Speaker 1: So let's tell the people what we're talking about. We're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about Mike Pence uh, and whether he has COVID. UH.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about the pandemic grocery wards. Uh. We're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about whether I feel like I'm seeing a
Speaker 1: bunch of like paid Trump spa con all over the place,
Speaker 1: or maybe the news cycle is just tired of like
Speaker 1: a Biden seems to be winning by the same margin
Speaker 1: he has the whole time thing. So we'll talk about that.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about this Trump administration plan to uh use
Speaker 1: mall Santa Clauses to popularize the vaccine for COVID nineteen. Um,
Speaker 1: we'll get into that. Nothing's a joke anymore. It's his
Speaker 1: joke or no, his joke, his joke, or it's uh.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about Borat, We're gonna talk about the
Speaker 1: shitty merch game of both the campaigns, all of that
Speaker 1: plenty more. But first we are thrilled to be joined
Speaker 1: in our third seat by the hilarious, the talented marcelas up.
Speaker 1: It's area Beyonce. Oh don't say that, don't be mad
Speaker 1: something well, just a void vocally vocally guys and impersonations. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's dangerous. Get me on hot water with that. Do
Speaker 1: you think there's someone up there who's like, I'm the
Speaker 1: barrier Beyonce on Beyonce, I'm beyond bayonce. It's not even
Speaker 1: you know what in this these times of sensitivity, it's
Speaker 1: not even like the accuracy. It's the audacity of saying shit.
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, I'm not black, I'm not I
Speaker 1: didn't say that. I didn't say Barrea Beyonce. Yeah, for
Speaker 1: people who don't know the impersonation. I mean, you should
Speaker 1: just do prank calls and like raise money for a
Speaker 1: good probably that's actually funny, funny. It's me, biance. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, hold on, hold, do you want to
Speaker 1: speak to money for aids? You heard an eight we
Speaker 1: raising money for that ship? Like you so much for
Speaker 1: your Yeah, um, Marcella House, what are you up to?
Speaker 1: Actually we're not asking how are you anymore? Because everybody's shitty,
Speaker 1: But I mean I'm not shifty. I'll say that I'm
Speaker 1: singing my best. I'm sucking, I'm doing great. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: that your other guests are failing at life. How to
Speaker 1: make the most of their situations? What's new? What's your new?
Speaker 1: What's the new wave with you? What's what's his last time?
Speaker 1: I bought a keyboarding Christmas songs because my dad used
Speaker 1: to play piano. I mean, my dad was a musician.
Speaker 1: He played piano, play guitar and saying. And so I
Speaker 1: realized I miss most his Christmas song playing on the
Speaker 1: piano because we still have his piano. I'm almost like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get rid of it. I was like, no,
Speaker 1: you're not bitch what so? But I was like, I
Speaker 1: can't keep it and then not learn stuff. So I
Speaker 1: bought a I bought a little keyboard so I could
Speaker 1: just like play wherever whatever, And it's kind of cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: have you always been figuring it out? You're figuring it out.
Speaker 1: I'm figuring out. Yeah, I'm learning. I'm right now. I'm
Speaker 1: on jingle Bells, you know, the classic, and it's good.
Speaker 1: But on the left hand, is that's sucking me up?
Speaker 1: You know? Do right? Yeah? Table for that melody. That
Speaker 1: just reminded me of the only song I can play,
Speaker 1: which is the beginning of Runaway by Kanye West, the
Speaker 1: four notes. This is awful? Why am I here? I
Speaker 1: can't stand this, dude. That's the That's the equivalent of
Speaker 1: Stairway to Heaven when you go to a guitar center,
Speaker 1: but in the beat banking section, Yeah, where they're like,
Speaker 1: no Runaway on the MPC, Yeah we got, we got.
Speaker 1: I remember that whole time. I was so pissed. I
Speaker 1: think I've talked about this before because that was not
Speaker 1: like skillful mp SEE playing like there are people who
Speaker 1: are nice on drum machines, like you think they're playing
Speaker 1: a live kit and I was like, this man is
Speaker 1: just playing one button at a time. But I think,
Speaker 1: but you know, KNYE. He's like, what if we just
Speaker 1: break it down? What if we strip it down? Because
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I was like, Yo, this should go.
Speaker 1: And then when people were feeling it too much, then
Speaker 1: I was like a hater. I was like, yeah, but
Speaker 1: the thing with the NPC was weak though, But where
Speaker 1: are you from the valley? Oh? My god? Typical value behavior? Well,
Speaker 1: I bet if I said delaware, you're gonna be like
Speaker 1: typical delaware behavior is the joke. Joke, writing words like
Speaker 1: that's my favorite thing to do with an audience. I
Speaker 1: miss I miss you guys like whatever they say, I
Speaker 1: just to meet my god, typical whatever. It doesn't even
Speaker 1: make sense. People just typical see me valley over here,
Speaker 1: we're drunk. This is She's hilarious. She just goes off
Speaker 1: the top of her head. How does she do? It's
Speaker 1: done the same five thousand times before? Um just trying
Speaker 1: to move it along. Did you play instruments before? You?
Speaker 1: Like learning how to play piano? Right now, I'm basically learning.
Speaker 1: But when I was a kid, I mean, my dad
Speaker 1: wanted us to learn, and so he did buy me
Speaker 1: a piano. I mean, I'm sorry I keebrew when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, but I mean he was a psychopath,
Speaker 1: so I couldn't really learn from him. Um, and I
Speaker 1: just maye me be like no, I'd rather just never
Speaker 1: never do this, and you know what I mean. And
Speaker 1: he was abusive, and so I was like, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna do this. So now I'm like, you know, I
Speaker 1: kind of missed. And I also realized because none of
Speaker 1: us play, none of my nieces and nephews give a
Speaker 1: shit about that stuff. So I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: it'll be cool if I could just learn a few
Speaker 1: basics and then be like, oh, did you want to
Speaker 1: come over here and learn? I can teach you. You know.
Speaker 1: Then they just, you know, they can play like basic
Speaker 1: melodies and ship. So that's kind of, you know, just
Speaker 1: family ship. I just love my family. Yeah, but that's
Speaker 1: great that you're like you're even thinking of it for
Speaker 1: like posterity steak sake, and like preserving like traditions within
Speaker 1: your family too. Latina bitch, I'm Latinos. What we do
Speaker 1: what we do? Alright, Well, speaking of what you do,
Speaker 1: what is something from your search history that is revealing
Speaker 1: about who you are or what you're up to. Well,
Speaker 1: yesterday because I didn't again spending a lot of time
Speaker 1: with my family, So yesterday I was I was with
Speaker 1: my mom and she she has like a really great
Speaker 1: inside plant collection, and of course she's a great you know,
Speaker 1: aasis in the back. But she was like, you know,
Speaker 1: she's always bragging. Everybody always comes by and they're like,
Speaker 1: why your plants are so healthy? So she was saying
Speaker 1: how she was told that the WiFi helps the plants grow.
Speaker 1: You know this? Did you hear about this? But I
Speaker 1: love it. Your mom just comes right back with that.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, it's the WiFi. Well, she's saying someone
Speaker 1: recently told her that. So now she's playing music with
Speaker 1: from the TV in the house because the plants are
Speaker 1: right next to the TV. And so I was like,
Speaker 1: is there a truth to that? So I looked it
Speaker 1: up because and and so of course there's arguments for
Speaker 1: both sides, like everything and even people five grows plants. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so some people think it's bad for your plants, and
Speaker 1: some people say no, it's actually very good for your plants.
Speaker 1: But of course nerves aren't enough research, Uh, to prove
Speaker 1: any side of it. So what's like the logic behind
Speaker 1: the WiFi actually stimulating the growth, something about the fucking
Speaker 1: the ways the electricity, the and my mom was here's
Speaker 1: the thing that was funny to me was my mom
Speaker 1: was like, I think it's like, you know, you're supposed
Speaker 1: to talk to your plants, so instead of talking to
Speaker 1: your plants, you have the music playing for the plants.
Speaker 1: But but yeah, I mean I didn't really get into
Speaker 1: it that deep, but yeah, it's the fucking waves and
Speaker 1: ship just it's energy. It's waves. You know, it's wavy,
Speaker 1: but it is. It's the energy that's coming out. I
Speaker 1: mean there, it's just like if something can kill them, right,
Speaker 1: anything can kill a plant. If you sneeze on a
Speaker 1: plant and you got COVID, it's gonna kill that plant.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true, but I mean even
Speaker 1: if you have you can water it. Motherfucker's water plants
Speaker 1: and they die the wrong kind of dirt. You got
Speaker 1: the wrong kind of dirt. They won't they won't stick
Speaker 1: to that. So I'm I'm I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I believe this bitch. You know, this one, this one
Speaker 1: was interesting. I feel like I have heard that classical
Speaker 1: music like is good for plants, but that's like all things.
Speaker 1: I feel like classical music is like there's such a
Speaker 1: classical music bias. It's just like old ass white people
Speaker 1: who work in the media just being like classical music
Speaker 1: is makes your children smarter. Classical music makes plants grew stronger.
Speaker 1: Classical music is like the ante bellum period for music lovers,
Speaker 1: like well before black people whole of it started making good.
Speaker 1: This is kind of putting on this podcast because you
Speaker 1: guys always get to the ship that I would have
Speaker 1: usually said back in the day, and then people would
Speaker 1: get mad at me for saying that ship. But you
Speaker 1: guys nailed it. I love this Wheeler listeners so rapidly
Speaker 1: at this point, I'm pretty sure it's this is for
Speaker 1: just my mom. She raised me on classical music. I mean,
Speaker 1: I love classical music, but it is something it has
Speaker 1: its place. But the science thing you were talking about,
Speaker 1: I felt like that was the one of the earliest
Speaker 1: like boring ass, dry ass science fair projects kids would do.
Speaker 1: It was always like, uh, like how to make this
Speaker 1: volcano with the fucking baking soda? And another one was like, well,
Speaker 1: the plant grow faster with rock music, classical music, or
Speaker 1: no music. And does Coca Cola help? Watch this thing
Speaker 1: get dissolved by Coca cola. It's just like, depending on
Speaker 1: what it is. I didn't want about my insides get
Speaker 1: dissolved by Coca cola. I had this shittiest well I
Speaker 1: gotta I got the word. I hated. Science classes is
Speaker 1: terrible at it. Like one of mine was just like,
Speaker 1: how long will it take for a bone to decompose
Speaker 1: in my yard? Yeah? Yeah, this is low stakes, And
Speaker 1: my teach like, what did you prove exactly? I'm like,
Speaker 1: no thing. Also, my dog ate the bone. I had
Speaker 1: to go to KFC and eat a fun and just
Speaker 1: get a good old drumstick bone and microwave the ship
Speaker 1: out of it. I put in the oven to try
Speaker 1: and make that ship look old as fun. And then
Speaker 1: my teachers like, what is this? It was all bad?
Speaker 1: I love, I love. Kids are so stupid even we're
Speaker 1: trying to like be good, and then the ship doesn't
Speaker 1: work out and you're like, how do I make up
Speaker 1: for this? I didn't plan for this disaster. And you
Speaker 1: can't see that to your teachers because then they're just like, no,
Speaker 1: you didn't do the assignment. It was like, no, I did,
Speaker 1: but my dog and my homework. And then then to
Speaker 1: me like crying on my bike right at KFC, because
Speaker 1: when your homework is literally a bone, that's tough for
Speaker 1: your dog not to eat your homework. Yeah, what is
Speaker 1: something you think is underrated? Okay, look my underrated overrated
Speaker 1: or basically not one of the same. There's two sides
Speaker 1: of the same coin. I don't know what the expression
Speaker 1: to use, but texting and calling, Okay, I think calling
Speaker 1: is underrated. Calling your homies is underrated, and texting is
Speaker 1: fine because I do it all the time. But I
Speaker 1: also call all my friends. But I hate, I hate,
Speaker 1: I hate people that are just like especially on Twitter.
Speaker 1: You see it all the time. You're gonna face time
Speaker 1: me without a warning. It's like, yeah, you ugly bitch,
Speaker 1: answer your safetime. I'm your friend. I don't care what
Speaker 1: you look like, stupid selfish bitch. Um. I just want
Speaker 1: to talk to you and see you. So I'm just
Speaker 1: kind of sick of this attitude of like, especially right
Speaker 1: especially right now, right now, is it time to get
Speaker 1: into calling your friends if you've never been into it.
Speaker 1: But I've been into it since I was a kid.
Speaker 1: You know, I used to have that Garfield phone. I know.
Speaker 1: I think we got it at a garage sale. Um.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I love I love talking on the phone.
Speaker 1: My friends all know. My close friends know that I
Speaker 1: just love. I'll call them all the time. Not all
Speaker 1: the time, but frequently. Time flies on a phone call.
Speaker 1: Oh it's so fun. It's like it's time traveling. One
Speaker 1: of my boys called me over the weekend. Uh, and
Speaker 1: I was like, next thing, you know. He's like, damn,
Speaker 1: we were just talking for fifty minutes and he's like
Speaker 1: and I was just calling to tell you about this
Speaker 1: one thing. And I was like, I know. And then
Speaker 1: this is what happens. You start being like, remember this,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Oh my god? Al right, be safe
Speaker 1: children for me. Because you love each other and that's
Speaker 1: all it is. It's the phone calls are such a
Speaker 1: good way to express the love for each other. And
Speaker 1: I think also because of social media, people think that
Speaker 1: they're seeing their friends, you know, like, oh, yeah, I've
Speaker 1: seen you haven't talked to this person so long. You
Speaker 1: need to call each other. Hearing each other the voices
Speaker 1: is so nice. That's also why people like listening to podcasts.
Speaker 1: It's like they're hearing their friends talk right right to
Speaker 1: the listener right now, especially you. Uh, we are talking
Speaker 1: to you and you Rebecca the uh. I like that
Speaker 1: you just picked the two most popular names in America
Speaker 1: Jerry and Rebecca. The Yeah, Becca, you know I am Um,
Speaker 1: I just have to here, he goes, you can't even
Speaker 1: get this. He's getting typical value behavior. Um. I have
Speaker 1: to just say, because they're maybe listeners who are like me,
Speaker 1: or maybe I'm uniquely fucked, but I time for me
Speaker 1: when I'm on a phone call goes actually much slower,
Speaker 1: and I don't know why. That's just problem like a
Speaker 1: person even like with a friend. Yeah, yeah, you're like,
Speaker 1: oh my go, oh my god. I'm always like trying
Speaker 1: to figure out like the nearest off ramp. It's bad,
Speaker 1: but I mean not not close friends do you have?
Speaker 1: Oh that's that's a complicated question. Yeah, but I still
Speaker 1: like feel your observation. Like I haven't talked to my
Speaker 1: homie for like six seven months, and like we've just
Speaker 1: been texting a lot, and then I called him for
Speaker 1: his birthday over the weekend, and it's like totally different.
Speaker 1: It's like I forgot how much I love like the
Speaker 1: sound of your voice. Now, let me get the funk
Speaker 1: off this call. Well, here's my thing. You get that's
Speaker 1: all you need. Though I'm not saying you gotta be
Speaker 1: on the phone for an hour to catch up with people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like, yeah, a quick call sometimes it's better than
Speaker 1: like I mean, especially especially right now we're not seeing people,
Speaker 1: you know, we're we're texting. Is time is getting lost
Speaker 1: through texting? You knoweah, because it's like you think you're
Speaker 1: talking to people. The next thing you know, you're like, dum,
Speaker 1: I haven't talked to this person, or it feels like
Speaker 1: you talk to them a lot, but really you're not.
Speaker 1: Because the time is going so slow in life, and
Speaker 1: then texting is like not it's not sufficient, That's all
Speaker 1: I'm saying. It's not sufficient. I'm sorry you don't have
Speaker 1: any close friends that you love chatting on the phone
Speaker 1: with no it is said. Were you ever a phone chatter? Though?
Speaker 1: Jack evens like a kid like you know and like
Speaker 1: get off that phone, Jack, like you now, I had
Speaker 1: like when when I was in I had a girlfriend
Speaker 1: and I told you I wanted to talk for hours
Speaker 1: on the phone and I would play That's how I
Speaker 1: got good at that game Labyrinth with the marble, because
Speaker 1: I hate you. Were just playing a lot. It's the
Speaker 1: most mine. It's totally mindless. It's not like we're just
Speaker 1: listen to Samariam play Labyrinth and talk to Leanne. I
Speaker 1: would be on the phone with anybody for like hours
Speaker 1: at a time. Are you watching cops right now too?
Speaker 1: All right? And then not talk like ten minutes and
Speaker 1: be like, oh ship, Oh my god, is this What
Speaker 1: the funk are they thinking? All right? Anyway, that old
Speaker 1: school bonding? I love that ship. Yeah, sorry, Jack, I
Speaker 1: don't not like talking to people. Sounds like talking to everybody.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you hate talking to us right now?
Speaker 1: Why do you hate me? You're just trying to connect,
Speaker 1: trying to connect with you, and you're just like you're like,
Speaker 1: just let me in. But yeah, I think just even
Speaker 1: for a quick one, just call let's say you good, Hey,
Speaker 1: al right, fine, It's good to hear your voice. It
Speaker 1: hits so different hearing a voice, Yeah, it does. Do
Speaker 1: you think maybe we're we long for it more because
Speaker 1: we kind of came up in the time when the
Speaker 1: only thing we had to communicate with our friends was
Speaker 1: a telephone, Like even before a. I am like, you
Speaker 1: just will call somebody on the phone. And yeah, but
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's so that we still desire that
Speaker 1: true and which is also true for you know, our
Speaker 1: parents generation, like they would you know, yeah, they love
Speaker 1: the phone. Um. And that's why I really hate that
Speaker 1: these younger kids, these kids, these dads, they're just not
Speaker 1: They don't they don't even know how wonderful it is
Speaker 1: because they have never really done it. You know, it's
Speaker 1: not the thing that they do. I mean, remember when
Speaker 1: three way Calling came out, these white bitches tried to
Speaker 1: trap me into talking ship. Oh man, that was so funny,
Speaker 1: like the drama that you can get you you're like that,
Speaker 1: let me tell you you came to the right place. No, no,
Speaker 1: you know what happened. She said, Oh what did you
Speaker 1: think about you know Mandy? And I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: remember what you said. You said that she was a bitch.
Speaker 1: I do agree with that. I do agree that what
Speaker 1: you said. I didn't even know what was being set up,
Speaker 1: but I their friendship up for a little while. It
Speaker 1: was great, the whole thing. Take them all down with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was fun. It was like better better version of
Speaker 1: that mean girl scene, right, But what do you think
Speaker 1: of a super producer? Anna Hosny actually Marcella, what do
Speaker 1: I think of her? I think she's looking great. She went, well,
Speaker 1: why we zoomed before I did the first, you know,
Speaker 1: Quarantine Daily Zeitgeist. And I was so happy to catch
Speaker 1: up with her. I forced her on the on the phone.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, stay on, let's catch up, bitch,
Speaker 1: and she was just like, okay, I'll stay on. And
Speaker 1: then we were catching up and we were having fun.
Speaker 1: It was like we were hanging out because I do.
Speaker 1: I love especially with women, Like it's just so funny,
Speaker 1: catch up. We're so great. Me and Anna kind of
Speaker 1: looked like we're related, not that Lebanese blooded me, so
Speaker 1: we looked like we're related, you know, I could see. Sure,
Speaker 1: what is What's something you think is overrated? It the texting?
Speaker 1: It's the texting, yeah, I think, And I don't want
Speaker 1: to I don't really. I don't know if it's overrated
Speaker 1: as the right word. But it's more just like we're
Speaker 1: too dependent on it for connection. It's that it's insufficient.
Speaker 1: It's also invade the emotion and like connection that you
Speaker 1: have to people just do text. I mean well, and
Speaker 1: that's when you we should have known when sarcasm didn't
Speaker 1: get through, I'm like, yeah, this texting ship is done well.
Speaker 1: It's also just like it bleeds into d m NG, right,
Speaker 1: because it's like in my head, I'm like, I was
Speaker 1: just talking. I was just texting with her the other day,
Speaker 1: and it's like, no, we were d m NG and
Speaker 1: that is its own bullshit. You know, you're really really
Speaker 1: talking about what you're seeing online or what somebody else posts.
Speaker 1: And the next thing you know, you're like, wait, I
Speaker 1: haven't actually haven't texted her. M I hate it. I
Speaker 1: hate it. All right, guys, let's take a quick break
Speaker 1: and we'll be right now and we're back. And Mike
Speaker 1: Pants has COVID maybe so official in that board we
Speaker 1: are going to talk about Bora out eventually. He looked
Speaker 1: so official and reassuring when he was up there, being like,
Speaker 1: and they will, COVID will go away tomorrow. We're talking
Speaker 1: about people, you will now because over the weekend we
Speaker 1: found out this look. I don't know how to say it,
Speaker 1: but it looks like there's a full on fucking outbreak
Speaker 1: in his circle. Like the amount of people that have
Speaker 1: tested positive for COVID from his chief of staff to
Speaker 1: like his like body man, which is like you know
Speaker 1: another just you know, your assistant, basically the person that's
Speaker 1: with you all the time. At least five people, um
Speaker 1: have tested positive, yet him and mother very negative. They
Speaker 1: tested very negative. Uh, they're very safe. But this statement,
Speaker 1: this is what has a lot of people talking about
Speaker 1: because everyone's like, oh my god. Well, you know, if
Speaker 1: the Vice if he's been around people that have tested positive,
Speaker 1: he should probably quarantine, you know, in the name of
Speaker 1: fucking safety and ship rather than you're doing super spreader events.
Speaker 1: But you can't expect them to do that. When he's
Speaker 1: Captain Charisma, he's got to be out there winning them votes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: confirming Army Cony barcat to the Supreme Court, which Democrats like,
Speaker 1: please don't go there if you have been around all
Speaker 1: these COVID people, Please don't kill everybody. Um. But the
Speaker 1: reasoning is here from a press aid from the Vice
Speaker 1: President's office is quote well, Vice President Pence is considered
Speaker 1: a close contact with Mr Short, someone who tested positive.
Speaker 1: In consultation with the White House Medical Unit, the Vice
Speaker 1: President will maintain his schedule in accordance with the CDC
Speaker 1: guidelines for essential personnel. Yeah, it's crazy. Who be more official,
Speaker 1: more essential than Mike Pence? If this guy is not essential,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I've seen deep, I've seen how
Speaker 1: important the Vice President's office actually is too, what goes
Speaker 1: on there on top of each other. I would just
Speaker 1: find it funny if because now he's like not allowed
Speaker 1: to be near women or whatever the funk his bullshit
Speaker 1: thing is about women that like, only the people on
Speaker 1: his staff, that are only the men on his staff
Speaker 1: got it and all the women didn't. That would be funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think unfortunately, maybe actually you may have been all guys,
Speaker 1: we'll have to look at this point. They're keeping everything,
Speaker 1: so yeah, what's the truth. But you know, again, he's
Speaker 1: going to like he has a rally that he was
Speaker 1: going to Monday. Uh, he has another. But they don't
Speaker 1: even believe in it anyways, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like even if you have it, they don't believe that
Speaker 1: it's dangerous. So it's like it's it's of course he's
Speaker 1: doing it. Of course it's going to be packed. Of
Speaker 1: course these people want to put their mouth on him.
Speaker 1: They're they're sucking brainwashed. Yeah, Mark Short, the dude is
Speaker 1: specifically somebody who believe Yeah no, and he was no.
Speaker 1: He was out here telling people all the time saying, oh, COVID,
Speaker 1: it wasn't real. It's like had that big hoax attitude
Speaker 1: when it came to COVID, big hoax energy. I mean
Speaker 1: Trump was the same right right there. They just don't
Speaker 1: oh man, Yeah, how many pastors have we lost because
Speaker 1: of that? You know? Um, it's what are you gonna do? Uh,
Speaker 1: let's talk about the pandemic grocery war. Um, it's been bad,
Speaker 1: bad news for Whole Foods, which I was first surprised by,
Speaker 1: but when when you kind of explained it to many miles,
Speaker 1: it made a little more sense. It's it's everything apparently,
Speaker 1: so the regular your Kroger's, Myers, etcetera, like your normal
Speaker 1: national chain, like super love the word normal. I love
Speaker 1: that you use the word normal in that. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: because I want to say before you go to like
Speaker 1: your you know, bougetto Whole Foods where like you overpaid
Speaker 1: for the artichoke, um, like you know, the the all
Speaker 1: the chains that we know are Ralph's is and etcetera. There,
Speaker 1: they've had a spike. Obviously, they've had growth because it
Speaker 1: makes sense people are shopping differently. They all call it
Speaker 1: like mission based shopping now because it means I gotta
Speaker 1: hold the funk up this saying about I'll come back
Speaker 1: in a couple of hours if I forgot something. Everyone
Speaker 1: is like, no, I need to stock the funk up. Um.
Speaker 1: So those companies great, they're there. They've had growth while
Speaker 1: also not actually paying their workers. I don't remember Kroger
Speaker 1: had like their hero bonus that like lapsed real quick. Uh.
Speaker 1: They're like, well, we're only going We're only going to
Speaker 1: acknowledge COVID for about six four months. Uh, and then
Speaker 1: you know it's on you. So now there's been a
Speaker 1: little bit of analysis on the industry because also looking
Speaker 1: at Trader Joe's and Whole Foods, they so Trader Joe's
Speaker 1: had to drop in sales of six from March to September,
Speaker 1: and Whole Foods had to drop in thirty by thirty
Speaker 1: three percent, and they're like, what the funk? They say,
Speaker 1: they wanted to dig deeper and be like, is it
Speaker 1: both the same? Are they both sucked up for the
Speaker 1: same reasons? And they said, well, but I mean Trader
Speaker 1: Joe's you can get some decent priced things relatives like
Speaker 1: you know, the frozen section. Oh yeah, um, it says
Speaker 1: quote quote. While both chains on nearly six up in
Speaker 1: year over your business in April, Trader Joe's managed to
Speaker 1: recover over the summer, and by September it's decrease in
Speaker 1: business was about the same as the regional chains. Whole Foods, however,
Speaker 1: continued to lack and It's in September it was twenty
Speaker 1: five percent less than the year before, So they're still
Speaker 1: down pretty significantly. And their theory is that for the
Speaker 1: people who were doing this study quote that Trader Joe's
Speaker 1: was much more successful at adapting to the mission driven
Speaker 1: shopping pattern that has accelerated across the country during the pandemic,
Speaker 1: So meaning people were a just more down to travel
Speaker 1: as far as they did to get there, like Trader
Speaker 1: Joe's ship, because you know, there's some ship you can
Speaker 1: only fucking get a Trader Joe's, and once you get
Speaker 1: used to that ship, you're like, fuck it, I'm going.
Speaker 1: The other thing is that they really tried to make
Speaker 1: the waiting in line process as pleasant as possible because
Speaker 1: a they wanted to make it safe indoors, so they
Speaker 1: kept the stores pretty empty and already if you've been
Speaker 1: to a Trader Joe's during normal shopping hours, being in
Speaker 1: an empty Trader Josie was like, is this a fantasy
Speaker 1: world that I love being in? Because most of the
Speaker 1: time went to one in Manhattan. Yo, this one in
Speaker 1: man I think the Lord east Side. It's a fucking loop.
Speaker 1: You just stand in line and which you're on your
Speaker 1: way to the register. You just shop on your way.
Speaker 1: You just grab ship. You can't go back. You can't
Speaker 1: go back, And I'm like, ye, back, They're like, don't
Speaker 1: go He's like, He's like, ask someone in back if
Speaker 1: they can get you the peanut butter stuffed pretzels. Don't
Speaker 1: go back, sir. I have been fucking up some peanut
Speaker 1: butter stuffed pretzels for the pet unique. Those are so good,
Speaker 1: They're fantastic. But I mean, like, the thing that we're
Speaker 1: basically saying is that Trader Joe's has like ship you
Speaker 1: can't get anywhere else, and Whole Foods has worst versions
Speaker 1: of ship you can get everywhere else, more expensive and
Speaker 1: less flavorful. I mean, I don't know this is chemic relevant, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I was gonna say, you know, Trader Joe's does
Speaker 1: is they find small companies that have really delicious stuff.
Speaker 1: They cut a deal or they put their own labels
Speaker 1: on it. I got really upset when I heard that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're just it's like, uh, I just don't
Speaker 1: like it because they're not really supporting these companies, but
Speaker 1: they kind of are because they're cutting a deal. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, well, I'm sure probably they have larger orders.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know the ins and outs
Speaker 1: of mass food production aside from it's probably dark and grim.
Speaker 1: But the thing with the other thing they're noticing is
Speaker 1: with whole food shoppers, they're not as loyal, you know,
Speaker 1: to brand. They just like they've just sucked off to
Speaker 1: their local market because they're like, well the funk, I
Speaker 1: gotta go here anyway. Plus, like, you know, they go
Speaker 1: into a store and they remember that that craft Blue Box,
Speaker 1: Mac and Cheese actually hit way harder than that. Andie's
Speaker 1: bunny nonsense, that's true. I mean that, and Hee's bunny
Speaker 1: ship is gross. Man, it's got to be blue Box
Speaker 1: for me. I'm sorry, you know, and I get that,
Speaker 1: sure it could be more organ whatever the funk, but
Speaker 1: I'm sorry the blue box is what it is. That is,
Speaker 1: there's only one blue box mac and cheese, and that's
Speaker 1: really shot. But hole f is I like a I
Speaker 1: like a cheap meal? Yeah uh an Josie warns me
Speaker 1: that my mentions are over. But you know what I will.
Speaker 1: I will put my body on the line against Andy's bunnies.
Speaker 1: I like the little crackers though, like the cheese, but
Speaker 1: not the mac and cheese. Okay, and I'll go on change.
Speaker 1: That is pretty rough compared by comparison. But you gotta
Speaker 1: put you know what's helpful, actually brown mustard. You put
Speaker 1: that in. It makes it a little uh what hit
Speaker 1: a little bit harder. Yeah, into your Annie's Yeah, and
Speaker 1: your annies or any mac and cheese, any box mac
Speaker 1: and cheese around mustard. Yeah, this is wild, but I
Speaker 1: think and I was like, maybe maybe he did learn
Speaker 1: from his lady like that. I think I think that's
Speaker 1: actually bachelor ship when like the only thing you have
Speaker 1: in your house is mustard and maccraft mac and cheese.
Speaker 1: Somehow convinced myself that those improve each other. That's funny too,
Speaker 1: because like men, men, men think buying brown mustard makes
Speaker 1: them fancy. So that's actually that checks out checks. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how superficial we are. And I'm like name brand
Speaker 1: Q tips. I mean, I'm a one person er now, baby, Yeah,
Speaker 1: notoriously bad at buying good Q tips or having them
Speaker 1: at all. I wonder if Whole Foods will bounce back,
Speaker 1: because it is so I'm Jeff Bezos made like five
Speaker 1: trillion dollars, so I'm sure he can float them for
Speaker 1: a couple the like the thing that Whole Foods I
Speaker 1: feel like, is known for is a thing that people
Speaker 1: like don't really have the luxury and that you have
Speaker 1: to like keep going back for, which is like the
Speaker 1: fresh produce and ship. Yeah. Yeah, that's like an expendable
Speaker 1: thing or like a thing that expires really quickly. I
Speaker 1: would venture. I would also think that most people don't
Speaker 1: even think of Whole Foods as a place for food,
Speaker 1: because most people just call a whole paycheck like that's
Speaker 1: like if they did their own market research. So like
Speaker 1: most people just think we're like we're a troll store
Speaker 1: for people to throw their money away in, and you
Speaker 1: actually don't this is a waste of money. But they
Speaker 1: I think that's where they're trying to figure out what
Speaker 1: to do. Uh, The other thing is that because of
Speaker 1: all like the Amazon Prime delivery, like, the stores are
Speaker 1: just way more crowded because you do have like wealthy
Speaker 1: people who are like, yeah, please go and collect my groceries,
Speaker 1: and then that causes like a jam within the stores.
Speaker 1: So at the end of the day, you know a
Speaker 1: lot of people are just saying Trader Joe's, they were,
Speaker 1: they were appreciating that aspect of it. But you know,
Speaker 1: the pandemic grocery wars, I feel like they've only begun.
Speaker 1: I'm a food for Lescal myself. Yeah, there's a I mean,
Speaker 1: they're everything superior warehouse. Uh, you know, there's just so
Speaker 1: many options to get food closer to you because whole
Speaker 1: foods are so they're usually far away from most people. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well that's how you know, like you win, a lace
Speaker 1: is fully gentrified. We are within two miles of the
Speaker 1: Whole Foods. Like we've done it. The property values of
Speaker 1: skyrocketed in people used to live here and being pushed out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's true. I remember how White Lady telling me she
Speaker 1: was excited that of the change, the changes happening to
Speaker 1: Highland Park. She's like, hopefully we get a whole food soon.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you fucking double bitch. Been to the local
Speaker 1: store right there there ship is more fresh than the
Speaker 1: exactly and there's so many options I don't know. Alright,
Speaker 1: let's talk about the plan for the war on Christmas.
Speaker 1: Jason Pargeon came on the show a couple of weeks
Speaker 1: ago and brought up how Christmas was going to be
Speaker 1: politicized this year, like more than ever, because you know,
Speaker 1: it was going to be a question of whether you
Speaker 1: could have your relatives around you. And obviously the people
Speaker 1: who are like, we must protect Christmas with our bodies
Speaker 1: and our long rifles are the same people who don't
Speaker 1: believe in COVID. Uh. So it's gonna be wild, but
Speaker 1: um so thinking ahead. Uh. The President's homie, Michael Caputo,
Speaker 1: we've talked about him because he got three hundred million
Speaker 1: dollars for an ad campaign intended to defeat despair. That's
Speaker 1: a quote. With the help of mega celebrity powerhouses like
Speaker 1: Doctor Oz and Dennis Quaid. Um oh, was that when
Speaker 1: you were out? That was like, uh, they would just
Speaker 1: have like, um, Dennis Quaid would be on a podcast
Speaker 1: where he talks about like how you know COVID was
Speaker 1: going to be over soon, and like it wasn't as
Speaker 1: bad as it seemed. Yeah, it's this whole idea that
Speaker 1: you just it's a despair thing, that's what it is,
Speaker 1: connecting the fact that people get depressed from being locked
Speaker 1: in their houses too, and therefore we should just be
Speaker 1: happy and go about our regular business like nothing's happening.
Speaker 1: Um yeah, regular business being your underpaid, you have health insurance,
Speaker 1: there's there's poverty abounds, regular business at the meetings, right.
Speaker 1: So anyways, Caputo wanted an additional two fifty million dollars
Speaker 1: for a campaign that would provide a COVID vaccine to
Speaker 1: professional Santa clauses ahead of the general public. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Then they would be able to go to work in
Speaker 1: America's malls, God, and promote the vaccine to all the
Speaker 1: kids who sat on their lap, Which seems doesn't that
Speaker 1: sound like a Nathan for you bit Like that is
Speaker 1: I'm fully expecting Nathan for you to be Like Season four,
Speaker 1: y'all weren't even ready. I got into the Department of
Speaker 1: Health and Human Services disguise myself as someone named Michael Caputo. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's just such like cocaine energy. And then we're gonna
Speaker 1: get We're gonna get the mall Sanchez. And they're kind
Speaker 1: of kids already, trust them, and the fucking parents do too. Man.
Speaker 1: If you're like, dude, this Santa has been pre vac needed,
Speaker 1: like don't worry about it, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: oh fuck, yeah, dude, yeah, because what kid wouldn't want
Speaker 1: an experimental medication that's been rushed out to satisfy satisfy? Well,
Speaker 1: what about experimental vaccine instead? Yeah. Also, it suggests that
Speaker 1: the vaccine isn't available to families who don't celebrate Christmas,
Speaker 1: so and very in keeping with the theme of the
Speaker 1: Trumble administration. The reason we found out about this is
Speaker 1: Caputo at a call with Rick Irwin, who is the
Speaker 1: head of the Fraternal Order of Real Bearded Santos none
Speaker 1: of that fake beard shit and I'm sorry, I have
Speaker 1: serious sentence. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's people. So there's like
Speaker 1: these old retired dudes who really take pride in being
Speaker 1: uh like the real Santa clause and you know, they
Speaker 1: have their own little union and this dude who is
Speaker 1: the head of it, got a call from Caputo who
Speaker 1: said to him, if you and your colleagues are not
Speaker 1: essential workers. I don't know what is. And then and
Speaker 1: then Caputo also said I cannot wait to tell the
Speaker 1: President he's gonna love this dude. His website is makes
Speaker 1: me want to drink a bunch of acetone. Whoever Singing
Speaker 1: Santa dot com And it's singing Santa and Diva clause
Speaker 1: Welcome to our home on the web. And it's a
Speaker 1: straight up like angel Fire website with the animated background
Speaker 1: and ship and I think his wife is Diva Clause.
Speaker 1: And they got all these like headshots and just weird ship.
Speaker 1: They're like they got the Southern California singing bearded Santa
Speaker 1: game on on lock. I guess, yeah, there's a whole
Speaker 1: thing called Santa Con where all these dudes so bred
Speaker 1: COVID to each other. Right, so there's a quip pro
Speaker 1: quo where Santa to get the vaccine first, and then
Speaker 1: they Santa clause is politicized as a tool of the
Speaker 1: Trump administration. Um, the only reason that this plan didn't
Speaker 1: go through is, uh obviously, like there's no vaccine, so
Speaker 1: they get the vaccine in time. Unfortunately, Uh so the
Speaker 1: plan doesn't quite work. I'm just like picturing like all
Speaker 1: the Santa is going to get this vaccine and then
Speaker 1: all the Mrs Claus is being like, I'm an anti vaxer,
Speaker 1: right happily, and and oh man, this is just well.
Speaker 1: I mean, Santa as a political tool of the Trump
Speaker 1: administration makes a lot of perfect sense, as like the
Speaker 1: embodiment of like consumer capitalism during the holidays, which is
Speaker 1: Santa being like protected. Like there's also like the metaphor
Speaker 1: of like nothing can bring down our holiday impulse to
Speaker 1: buy ship either. I thought you could say nothing can
Speaker 1: bring down the white man. That's everyone's favorite white man
Speaker 1: in Santa Claus, right, best, right, So Tom Hanks at
Speaker 1: Santa Tom Hanks, he played the they really could have
Speaker 1: that would have been powerful if they hadn't fucked up
Speaker 1: the computer animation for Polar Express, where Tom Hanks was
Speaker 1: the guy who like welcomed you onto the Polar Express.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he was also the model for Santa Claus. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I just want to read this conversation that they had together. Um, Caputo,
Speaker 1: we're in partnership with many organizations and we're getting him
Speaker 1: more every day. We got into a partnership with you
Speaker 1: and your colleagues. We can do something where we employ
Speaker 1: you know, you go to your colleagues who are in
Speaker 1: different cities where we're having events and have them help.
Speaker 1: When the vaccine is available, you get vaccinated first, and
Speaker 1: like Irwin was like, Yo, people are gonna not like that,
Speaker 1: we're getting the vaccine. Even the Santa committee was like Santa, no, Santa.
Speaker 1: But then Irwin at this part of the conversation was like,
Speaker 1: you set up a station in southern California and I'll
Speaker 1: put fifty Sandas in full costumes in front of the cameras,
Speaker 1: and you let me know what other cities you're operating
Speaker 1: and I'll send Santa's there. But it goes all right, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm in, Santa if you're in, like he thought he
Speaker 1: was really talking to Santa Claus. Also, I love it's
Speaker 1: like a mob boss who was like, yeah, I can
Speaker 1: get fifty teamsters there on that site, SAP with bats
Speaker 1: in two and then just just an added piece of
Speaker 1: insight into the world of career Santa's, Irwin said, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm in, I'm on in, I'm in like Elvin. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. So that's what they do instead of like
Speaker 1: in like Flynn or something, they say in like Elvin
Speaker 1: because Elves right off. Also, your name is Irwin. You
Speaker 1: could have just said I'm in like Irwin. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure ever, right, yeah, I'm in like Elvin Elvin. Who
Speaker 1: you know, Elvin elf He dresses up like Elvis. Trump
Speaker 1: would would have been the like, it would have been
Speaker 1: possible for him to politicize Santa Claus if he wasn't
Speaker 1: just like such a monster with no empathy. He had
Speaker 1: a call with a seven year old a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago where he was like, are you still a
Speaker 1: believer in Santa? Because it's seven it's marginal, right The
Speaker 1: kid was like, uh, like you couldn't hear the I
Speaker 1: don't know that word, sir, I'm sucking seven. You gonna
Speaker 1: do a margin call in Santa. Let's see what let's
Speaker 1: see we're at on that? Um hell, what are these topics?
Speaker 1: This is crazy? What was this world? World? This is
Speaker 1: our world? Anyways. It's also worth noting our writer jam
Speaker 1: pointed out that like these people who play Santa and
Speaker 1: to like grow real beards are you know, typically over
Speaker 1: the age of ext five and obese, so like the
Speaker 1: too big, too highest risk of things you can possibly be. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm just picturing I'm just picturing the TV movie where
Speaker 1: they have one Santa Claus who doesn't take the vaccine
Speaker 1: and then he becomes a super spreader and it's outbreak
Speaker 1: kissing all the kids. Or is like the Aaron Brockovich
Speaker 1: of Santa's He's like, don't do it, guys. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: they don't have they don't have the holiday, they don't
Speaker 1: have the holiday at heart. They're doing it for themselves.
Speaker 1: And this is what, not what us as Santa should
Speaker 1: be doing. We're here to spread the love of consumer
Speaker 1: capitalism in Christ. Oh man, they're a target. Like toy
Speaker 1: brochure came in the mail and it's my four year
Speaker 1: olds like favorite book. Now he's got he's got that
Speaker 1: ship memorized. He's like, okay, so there's this one on
Speaker 1: this page and it's that big one right with the staples. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's got staples. It's like it's dangerous, your ten pages.
Speaker 1: It's we're fun to remember that the ship, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: That Or I do that with East Bay like sport
Speaker 1: Athletics ship, like I will circle all the sneakers. I
Speaker 1: would tally it up and I'm like, all right, I
Speaker 1: need nine seventy two dollars and sixty eight cents to
Speaker 1: get all this ship I want to hear. And then
Speaker 1: that's what motivated me to get a job, was doing that. Actually,
Speaker 1: there you go. So maybe your teniear I will get
Speaker 1: a job. That's right. Just keep telling him that's what
Speaker 1: Because my mom I would be like I want this
Speaker 1: and she's like, okay, so you got a job too,
Speaker 1: and I'm like no, and she's like, so then you
Speaker 1: need one, And I was like, right, okay, get job
Speaker 1: and then I can waste my money and no one
Speaker 1: can tell me what to do with it. Cut to
Speaker 1: me with no money in my saving. I mean, I've
Speaker 1: been trying to figure out how to get this four
Speaker 1: year old out of the house off my couch. You
Speaker 1: know you hate talking to him. It's enough exactly, just
Speaker 1: sitting there, that kid just feeling got a nightmare. Elf.
Speaker 1: I don't know how the fund can I answer that question?
Speaker 1: What an ELF is? They don't idiot? What do do
Speaker 1: you think your kids are? Stupid? Jack? I think like
Speaker 1: you just go God, it's so dumb. I know you
Speaker 1: have that thought. Yeah, did you see that viral video
Speaker 1: or that woman is basically being like if I acted
Speaker 1: like my children throughout the day and be so sloppy,
Speaker 1: like washing the hands, like pumping nine times on the
Speaker 1: soap and then just rinsing the soap right off, not
Speaker 1: even washing it, then wiping hand. It's so it's just
Speaker 1: like great physical humor because it's like but you know,
Speaker 1: it's born out of an adult being like you fucking idiot,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? And it's just like it gets
Speaker 1: to the point you're like, I'm gonna make a video
Speaker 1: out of this now, and it's like about a comedian.
Speaker 1: I just I've been locked up too long with my
Speaker 1: kids and I'm gonna make fun of them on the
Speaker 1: hand washing thing is yeah, it's and it's actually like
Speaker 1: the the logic of soap is that like you put
Speaker 1: it on your hands, kills the germs, your hands are cleaner,
Speaker 1: And no, that's not how it works. Do they wash
Speaker 1: their hands? Do they actually wash their hands? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're we're big hand washer. My favorite thing used to
Speaker 1: be with my when my niece and nephews were hell
Speaker 1: a little, especially the boys, because the girls you can
Speaker 1: kind of trust to wash their hands. But the boys
Speaker 1: had come out of the bathroom and I did you
Speaker 1: wash your hands? And they'd be like yeah, and I'd
Speaker 1: be like, let me smell them, and they're like yeah,
Speaker 1: they have to go back in. Yeah, you cannot trust them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean speaking of like how dumb are what a
Speaker 1: bunch of little ship bags four year old boys that
Speaker 1: year come out a four year old like putting the
Speaker 1: soap because we have like soap that smells really good,
Speaker 1: like smells delicious. Kind of it was up to up
Speaker 1: to he was putting it up to his yo, but
Speaker 1: we got it's it's best by works works. Most of
Speaker 1: them are like there's marshmallow a lot. It's like that
Speaker 1: sugar is the one that my kid. Now, I'm like,
Speaker 1: why am I slandering this young man cut to me
Speaker 1: like I would be like, yo, let me get some
Speaker 1: of your lotion girl, And I will say it is
Speaker 1: kind of abusive that you guys have such a delicious,
Speaker 1: delicious Yeah, it's not fair. Yeah um and said like
Speaker 1: good smelling candles. They want to eat those. No, you
Speaker 1: gotta learn. It's like it's like me when I thought
Speaker 1: dog treats. I would smell and be like, yo, is
Speaker 1: this is this kind of lit as a food? This
Speaker 1: episode has really taken a turn. Yes, you know, we're
Speaker 1: going deep into our own minds during All right, let's
Speaker 1: take a quick break. We'll be right back, please, and
Speaker 1: we're back real quick. I wanna check with you guys
Speaker 1: if you're noticing something that I've been noticing, which is
Speaker 1: that like some mainstream media papers are are trying to
Speaker 1: like make I don't know, like the front page of
Speaker 1: the Sunday New York Times this weekend was it seemed
Speaker 1: like it could have been designed by the Trump administration.
Speaker 1: There was a headline that was like Trump brought manufacturing back,
Speaker 1: is like his economy is doing amazing. And then the
Speaker 1: other headline is about how Biden's like ties with the
Speaker 1: police are fraid Like it's like the two talking points
Speaker 1: of the Trump reelection campaign were like the two headlines
Speaker 1: at the top of the New York Times. You know,
Speaker 1: you're also seeing like rappers come out and uh endorsed Trump.
Speaker 1: I'm so like, part of me is wondering if they're
Speaker 1: just like, I don't think they paid for the New
Speaker 1: York Times headlines. I think that's a function of you
Speaker 1: know the fact that the media gets tired of printing
Speaker 1: the same story over and over again, and you know
Speaker 1: the fact that Biden has been up by eight points
Speaker 1: pretty consistently. Uh, the whole past like five months is
Speaker 1: getting boring for them, so they have to like come
Speaker 1: up with a new angle. Um, but the do you
Speaker 1: think like Lil Pump got paid to endorse Trump because
Speaker 1: his talking points are basically like very on, like in
Speaker 1: line with what fifty set said where where he's like
Speaker 1: and he even called Joe Biden sleepy Joe, which is
Speaker 1: it's like, I mean it like that Chris Pratt thing
Speaker 1: where he like texted all his homies please say something
Speaker 1: like this about me. I don't get canceled on Twitter. Yeah, same,
Speaker 1: I mean, well, Low Pump, you know his friends with Kanye,
Speaker 1: So there's definitely a there's connective tissue there that the
Speaker 1: Trunk campaign could get to him through. Kanye also famously
Speaker 1: is not talented and probably needs every money to a
Speaker 1: penny he can get. That's true. Same with Joaquin Walk
Speaker 1: a flock of flame over here. Um, I don't know
Speaker 1: what the funk this man is going on about. Wait
Speaker 1: what I didn't know. I didn't know that one. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: flame is Also he's also being like, oh man, I
Speaker 1: think he's better than Obama, Like what I did not
Speaker 1: see that, Joaquin, Yes, that's he said. He tweeted something.
Speaker 1: What was it, the big homie Barack Obama violated Trump
Speaker 1: at a rally event. Oh no, this is what academics
Speaker 1: DJ academics I think posted a clip of it. Someone
Speaker 1: else put a comment who said, people who really think
Speaker 1: Trump is better than Obama clowns. And then Flocka comes
Speaker 1: in saying, guess I'm a clown. Yeah, yeah, it's really,
Speaker 1: it's really. I mean, like like the fifth cent one,
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, I mean he's rich. He doesn't
Speaker 1: really give about anybody but himself. We kind of always
Speaker 1: knew that. I believe with fifty Also, though, is he
Speaker 1: needs to pretend he's he makes four hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 1: a year to keep that myth alive. Like I would
Speaker 1: be like, because I don't believe he's making now. I
Speaker 1: don't think he's in that tax bracket anymore. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, above board, he had all that bankruptcy ship,
Speaker 1: he was hiding money, he was sliding money around to
Speaker 1: avoid paying things. So like if he's not an up
Speaker 1: and up taxpayers, what I mean to say, It's like,
Speaker 1: I'm like you are, You're not paying taxes anyway, So
Speaker 1: I don't know what this is about. Decided to be like,
Speaker 1: oh four d yeah, because that's me. People who make
Speaker 1: four hundred thousand dollars a year. That is met Curtis
Speaker 1: Jackson fifty a k for are you break it down?
Speaker 1: So yeah, there's a but yeah, I'm curious. Maybe we
Speaker 1: will find out that little pump got the uh got
Speaker 1: the bag absolutely, I mean whatever, he didn't really have
Speaker 1: a career, but good for him. Um. I was listening
Speaker 1: to an episode of Radio Lab over the weekend, which
Speaker 1: is a podcast that's not as good as this one,
Speaker 1: and they did a a story where these like different
Speaker 1: people with a bunch of different experience in Washington gamed
Speaker 1: out like what will happen on election night assuming that
Speaker 1: Trump does the thing that we all know he's going
Speaker 1: to do and like tries to invalidate votes and ship
Speaker 1: and it's bad, Like it's Trump discredits the mail and
Speaker 1: votes quickly, and you know, then Republicans get behind him
Speaker 1: and we're already seeing he has the police behind him.
Speaker 1: You're seeing have you seen those videos of like the NYPD,
Speaker 1: like true Flatbush being like Trump. Um, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I could see I think if if it's not the
Speaker 1: thirty five percent chance that is giving of Biden winning
Speaker 1: in a landslide, I think we're going to see some
Speaker 1: unprecedented ship. Yeah, I think that's what. That's why a
Speaker 1: lot of the unions have been already talking about how
Speaker 1: they have to do some kind of general strike if
Speaker 1: if that's Trump is taking it, like to go that
Speaker 1: route and trying to organize labor as much as possible
Speaker 1: to have some kind of response. But I think that's
Speaker 1: why this is like the most fucking fraught next couple
Speaker 1: of days, because we're all just like we're watching the
Speaker 1: car crash into motion and we're like, oh, ship isn't
Speaker 1: They're about to crash in about six days, But we
Speaker 1: just don't know what the fund is gonna happen, If
Speaker 1: it's going to be like some holy ship stuff or
Speaker 1: something that I don't know. But the Democrats have no
Speaker 1: like we all know what's gonna happen. They I think
Speaker 1: all know what's going to happen, Like supposedly they've been
Speaker 1: lawyering the funk out of like all the different swing states,
Speaker 1: so like if they're caught by surprise by any of
Speaker 1: this ship, Like I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised either, though, because I feel like
Speaker 1: the whole platform is built around people so insulated from
Speaker 1: any existential threat that they don't they don't have the
Speaker 1: imagination to look at how bad it can get, because
Speaker 1: they clearly don't have that same concern for like working
Speaker 1: people or marginalized people, GBTQ people like you know, it's
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, just keeping this narrow thing like, oh,
Speaker 1: that could happen, but come on now, we're we have
Speaker 1: money and we're white, like this is this is how
Speaker 1: ship works. But I but you know, there is a
Speaker 1: they're definitely lawyers who are getting engaged. But I'm that's
Speaker 1: why I'm like, just let's just get to this part already.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm I'm ready for it. I don't know
Speaker 1: what the next ship. Yeah, my parents, my parents fled US,
Speaker 1: you know, civil war, bullshit US country. I mean the
Speaker 1: country is great, but you know, right, this is these
Speaker 1: are my roots, bitch. Let's see what goes that goes down.
Speaker 1: Let's be ready for this ship. It's not it's history
Speaker 1: history repeating itself really not maybe maybe not in this country,
Speaker 1: but what we've done to other countries, you know, where
Speaker 1: American people are finally experiencing. And I think it's I mean,
Speaker 1: I hate to say, I think it's good. But we've
Speaker 1: we've sucked over so many other countries that it was
Speaker 1: inevitable to the land here. This bullshit was inevitable, so
Speaker 1: including Salvador, you know what I mean. So yeah, so
Speaker 1: I'm like, let's let's sun and let's get this right
Speaker 1: over with m Yeah. It is weird. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: it for one thing, if you know, if it is
Speaker 1: a landslide, because you know, you see all these numbers
Speaker 1: about how like there are in certain states, like more
Speaker 1: early votes have just been cast than ever before, and
Speaker 1: in some cases, like for all the votes Trump got
Speaker 1: in ten have already been cast in the ballots in
Speaker 1: certain states, like it, maybe there is maybe that little
Speaker 1: shock to the system has hit a bunch of voters
Speaker 1: if it plays out in the landslide way where they
Speaker 1: they got a taste of some authoritarian bullshit and it's
Speaker 1: a blood or some people are like, hey, we could
Speaker 1: lock this thing up for white supremacy. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel like that. The motivation is kind of you never know,
Speaker 1: the anti Trump motivation is strong, but like Man, those
Speaker 1: rallies are terrifying. But there is a lot of people posting,
Speaker 1: posting on social media that their Republican family members are
Speaker 1: voting Biden. I mean that, which is why they are
Speaker 1: Democratic Party picked him, you know, because that was the
Speaker 1: safety net that we needed. Unfortunately. I hate to say that,
Speaker 1: but that's what what's that's what that extra push was from. Right.
Speaker 1: It's like, we gotta we gotta sinch these undecided Trump voters,
Speaker 1: you know, because an undecided Trump voter is either really
Speaker 1: into Trump or not. I mean, that's all. That's all
Speaker 1: it is. It's like how much do they care about
Speaker 1: their own money and how much do they care about
Speaker 1: what the hell is going on around them? Right? Understood?
Speaker 1: Did I say are either coward racists or horrifyingly disengaged
Speaker 1: from reality? Exact exactly? But I think it's more on
Speaker 1: the on the disengaged side than the horribly racist, because
Speaker 1: horribly racist people are they're pro Trump, that's it, They're
Speaker 1: picking him. I don't think we have a lot of
Speaker 1: undecided horribly racist people. Yeah, some people are like not
Speaker 1: racist enough. I mean they're just like I do like
Speaker 1: my housekeeper. I do like my housekeeper I'll go for
Speaker 1: Biden this time, right right, all right, let's talk a
Speaker 1: We saw Boat over the weekend. I really liked it.
Speaker 1: Spoilers should be worn people I haven't watched. Yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: we should. We should spoiler again if you want boiler.
Speaker 1: If you don't want those boys, both boys, skip ahead
Speaker 1: fourteen minutes boiler, Boilers, boilers. If you don't want any
Speaker 1: boils on your neck, popping up and skip ahead. But
Speaker 1: I liked this way better than the first one. I
Speaker 1: don't even remember the first one, so long ago, so
Speaker 1: long ago. I was like, I tweeted like, why didn't
Speaker 1: anybody warn me about the dicks that are in bore
Speaker 1: at two? And everybody was like, you don't remember the
Speaker 1: first one? I was like, no, I don't. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. This had some I think I went in
Speaker 1: to this with lower expectations. The first one was like
Speaker 1: peak Ali g Show on HBO, and I was just like,
Speaker 1: you know, expecting it to be as funny as that,
Speaker 1: and I don't think it was. But this, yeah, is
Speaker 1: it the time? Is it the context that makes a
Speaker 1: little less like, you know, because it's easy to be like,
Speaker 1: damn man, some American people are fucking ignorant. Huh, thanks bot,
Speaker 1: and they're like everywhere and they they are this fucking
Speaker 1: racist or just willing to do anything. The one thing,
Speaker 1: the biggest observation I realized in watching this is that, uh,
Speaker 1: certain American people, they will abide anything if they're about
Speaker 1: to make money, you know what I mean every moment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you're if you're about to if you're about to
Speaker 1: secure a fucking bag, They're like, yeah, yeah, what do
Speaker 1: you want me to say? Jews will not replace us
Speaker 1: on the cake. And I'll do this ship with a smile.
Speaker 1: They're like, you want to put your daughter in a cage?
Speaker 1: I will do this ship with a smile. And I
Speaker 1: get there is maybe some discomfort, but I noticed like,
Speaker 1: and this is probably by design too, but the only
Speaker 1: person who wasn't with the bullshit was the black woman.
Speaker 1: Of course there was no accident there. Yeah. When I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: like this is really whether that is just because that's
Speaker 1: how it shook out or how it naturally happened, I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is you see time after time a business owner
Speaker 1: being like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no problem, no problem.
Speaker 1: I don't care how awful this ship is, but it's
Speaker 1: not they don't see it as awful. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's doing entertainment. We're doing entertainment. This is entertainment. Saying
Speaker 1: that Jews will not replace us is so funny, right,
Speaker 1: I don't know he's telling me it's funny. I don't
Speaker 1: really watch comedy. I mean that's what that attitude is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: uh yeah, that was. But over and over they were.
Speaker 1: I was surprised at how many scenes, like I cringed
Speaker 1: nearly out of my skin, But that was because I
Speaker 1: was watching it with my mom. Wait, what was the
Speaker 1: worst one to watch with your mom? I don't even remember.
Speaker 1: I mean we definitely looked at each other, like at
Speaker 1: the Debbie tom Ball like, oh my god, that was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I watched it with um my wife. Wow, great restraint
Speaker 1: right there. I know it's hard. I pulled back from it,
Speaker 1: but Wutmball and the plastic surgeon, we're both times a warrior.
Speaker 1: She like made me google too, like make sure that
Speaker 1: this wasn't She was like, I can't believe that this
Speaker 1: is real, Like there's no way funny. You know. What
Speaker 1: The other thing was was the pastor. I think he's
Speaker 1: going to hell. First of all, that ship was like
Speaker 1: a life clinic. Yes, but he was a pastor at
Speaker 1: the at the y. Yeah. I think that was where
Speaker 1: me and my mom were like, this is weird crime,
Speaker 1: and he's being like, well, we're here now, let's talk
Speaker 1: about let's forget about just in the rape. Let's forget
Speaker 1: about the rape. Let's talk about how we want this
Speaker 1: rape baby to live. It was that me and my
Speaker 1: mom were just like that was yeah. And then the period,
Speaker 1: yeah for sure, because we're like there was some like
Speaker 1: a political like the the haircut where he showed the
Speaker 1: guy the hair every time he cut it. Did you
Speaker 1: see he was putting in his pocket? It was like
Speaker 1: you were like it was just slightly off camera that
Speaker 1: you were just like, I mean the first couple I
Speaker 1: thought he threw away, and then it was like, no,
Speaker 1: you're you have a little pocket for that. It was
Speaker 1: almost like, guys, it's almost like what I was gonna say, like,
Speaker 1: was it was he consenting to the length he was
Speaker 1: cutting or who's almost asking is it okay if I
Speaker 1: keep this? Like you know what I mean? It was
Speaker 1: so wild about it. It was it was so goofy.
Speaker 1: It was like genuinely funny and just it was just
Speaker 1: funny period. It's just like period, purely funny. It was
Speaker 1: so good and the man was so trusting. Yeah, It's
Speaker 1: like and he like rubbing on his dick a little bit.
Speaker 1: I was. I was like, oh my god, this is
Speaker 1: this is so weird, so weird. So I want to
Speaker 1: ask you guys, how much do you think, because you know,
Speaker 1: obviously shot during Corona, early part of Corona, how much
Speaker 1: of it was written to that and how much of
Speaker 1: it was just because it's like the end has to
Speaker 1: do with coronavirus. So did they just were like, let's
Speaker 1: just fucking go explore this semi written script. Probably yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think they must have had a different ending, re
Speaker 1: wrote the whole thing. Um. But the fact, like I
Speaker 1: I didn't think the Pence thing was like the Sepack
Speaker 1: thing was. I don't know, like him dressing up as
Speaker 1: Trump as like a fat version of Trump just felt
Speaker 1: like kind of dumb, and I don't know, like making
Speaker 1: fun of Trump's appearance at this point just feels uh
Speaker 1: stupid to me and like insufficient unless I'm doing it. Uh.
Speaker 1: But but like the fact that they caught pencing like
Speaker 1: there are only a couple of cases in the US,
Speaker 1: like that they caught that moment was so wild, like beautiful,
Speaker 1: and his just posture in general presence is just like
Speaker 1: a fucking empty suit who just like looks like a politician,
Speaker 1: was just like so palpable. I mean, he couldn't even
Speaker 1: have an opinion on what he was seeing because he
Speaker 1: didn't know what he was seeing. And he still couldn't
Speaker 1: like put his foot down, like come on, guys, this
Speaker 1: is you see what we have to deal with. Like
Speaker 1: he couldn't even say that, he couldn't even just be like,
Speaker 1: look at these people. This is what we deal with.
Speaker 1: This is this is what we are working against. Like
Speaker 1: he couldn't even bet that's true. We've talked before about
Speaker 1: the time when he was at that Trump Nancy Pelosi
Speaker 1: Chuck Schumer meeting where he just like closed his eyes
Speaker 1: to try and teleport out. In this instance, he seemed
Speaker 1: like he just like short circuited like a robot and
Speaker 1: like froze as like the board thing was happening. He
Speaker 1: didn't like really he wasn't able to like emote or
Speaker 1: say anything, couldn't muster up a reaction at all, which
Speaker 1: I found a little, i mean greatly off putting, because
Speaker 1: it's like there's obviously something happening that. I mean, it
Speaker 1: could be. I guess. For me, it's like, dude, what
Speaker 1: if that was like a terrorist that broke into the event,
Speaker 1: Like you don't know how to just react to that
Speaker 1: as a human being, like, oh, ship, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Are we cool? Is everything safe? Not? Because he had
Speaker 1: uh homegirl over his shoulder and because a woman's posterior
Speaker 1: was in view, he could not he had to determine
Speaker 1: whether mother will whoop his ass gazing upon the yeeks
Speaker 1: of this woman. He was concentrating on getting rid of
Speaker 1: his boner, like my shot color going to go off.
Speaker 1: That's funny, how funny The daughter was so good and
Speaker 1: for being like totally unknown like that that the fact
Speaker 1: that she just like is not somebody who's been in
Speaker 1: anything before, and then the fact that like they're able
Speaker 1: to get away, like get out of these things and
Speaker 1: get people to sign off on them are like magic tricks.
Speaker 1: I don't I still don't know. I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: I there's you know, how many actors that are unknown,
Speaker 1: So many improv actors are failing in their careers, but
Speaker 1: then they're pretty funny. Yeah, there's a lot of those
Speaker 1: people the sepack thing was also a good like google
Speaker 1: it to be like that couldn't have happened, right, And
Speaker 1: then like you find the thing where it's like guy
Speaker 1: dressed as Trump carries a woman Mike Penn speech right,
Speaker 1: Oh man. The the debutante ball thing had me so
Speaker 1: fucked up because that for that one moment where uh
Speaker 1: he asked the other father, He's like, hey, how much
Speaker 1: do you think? Oh my god, God, the dude straight
Speaker 1: up said five hundred dollars shout to his daughter. God
Speaker 1: bless that girl. That's fucking disgusting, disgusting, Like it was
Speaker 1: purely like I was like, thank god, that was the
Speaker 1: one straight, the straight character in the entire movie who
Speaker 1: was like what the that along with the black woman
Speaker 1: who was like, first of all, yes, I've touched my
Speaker 1: vagina and I am still here, honey, don't your father
Speaker 1: liar um. That scene really got me too, because I went,
Speaker 1: I remember I've went to a debutante ball once. This
Speaker 1: girl I was in high school went on is this
Speaker 1: I'd never been before? But history with it? Okay, go ahead,
Speaker 1: yeah you know, but I came in there high as fuck,
Speaker 1: and they couldn't tail because you've got those highs. Yeah exactly,
Speaker 1: and they're all they're all racist and exactly and they're like, wow,
Speaker 1: that's I like that she's doing international dating. So I
Speaker 1: remember just how awkward those how stiff those things are,
Speaker 1: And especially for me, that's like the most like sort
Speaker 1: of well to do white person's space, Like I had
Speaker 1: been to to that point and just like what what
Speaker 1: is the purpose of this? Like how much are you
Speaker 1: spending to do this? And what is it for? Like
Speaker 1: what do you get at the end, Like it's the
Speaker 1: National Charity League or some ship. I'm like, what the
Speaker 1: fund is this? Yeah, it honestly feels like you're like
Speaker 1: watching some sort of like other culture. It's just like
Speaker 1: so yeah, it feels like a sociological like thing where
Speaker 1: it's like you could have a natural geographic like narrow
Speaker 1: over the top of it and it would be so
Speaker 1: like the insecure father parades around his daughter and he
Speaker 1: wishes he could fun and he can't, so he has
Speaker 1: to get her ready for the next man to fuck
Speaker 1: for the next person. But then we'll have very stringent
Speaker 1: guidelines as to who that mail will be really awful.
Speaker 1: It's a very feminist movie though, Yeah, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: that's that's part of including that is like this the
Speaker 1: feminist concepts and how men have to learn to change
Speaker 1: for their their daughters, and some of them don't and
Speaker 1: some of them do. You know yeah, yeah, because he
Speaker 1: was bunkering down with who are like suddenly and they're like, no, man,
Speaker 1: hold on, now, women are They're equal? Yeah, Democrats aren't
Speaker 1: are evil and they're not real, they don't deserve rats.
Speaker 1: But women are equal. But also Hillary Clinton does drink
Speaker 1: adrenal chrome out of scared children. That's the other funny.
Speaker 1: That's the other funny thing about a lot of these
Speaker 1: people is that they're so ignorant, but they're they're like
Speaker 1: lowly progressing, like they're slowly changing their minds on certain
Speaker 1: very specifically. And then when that dude was like, that's
Speaker 1: a conspiracy theory, dude, you can't read this book. It's
Speaker 1: a conspiracy theory. My my fucking jaw dropped, Like how
Speaker 1: does he recognize that this book is terrible? But because
Speaker 1: it's like shifting on women, but they everything else that
Speaker 1: they believed, it's fine. Those guardrails aren't up. Like when
Speaker 1: an attack is made on like any woman in general,
Speaker 1: it's like it doesn't kick in, like, we'll hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on now. It's only when someone very nearly is like,
Speaker 1: men better than women. Women have little brain. That's what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like, we'll hold on. We're past that, right.
Speaker 1: These bitches as individual you gotta get on this new ship,
Speaker 1: bowl rat, which is these bitches are demons. That's what
Speaker 1: we're on right now. Not women. You had to get
Speaker 1: to no one before you decide to take away their rights.
Speaker 1: That's what he was trying to say. That's what feminism
Speaker 1: is to them. What y'all think of the Giuliani interview
Speaker 1: so old, so wild, You knew it was common too,
Speaker 1: the way he was like, and you knew she was.
Speaker 1: She was definitely like to what what comes back from him?
Speaker 1: And he answered in kind very like, oh you want
Speaker 1: to raise this, okay, I'm ready. Okay, let me grab
Speaker 1: both of your hands now and give you that his
Speaker 1: smile that he does, and he's like, no, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be okay. That window liquor video like it looks like
Speaker 1: if somebody was like, do you have dentures? And he
Speaker 1: was like confirming yes, like just like showing him all
Speaker 1: the way to the top. The thing that like became
Speaker 1: like Megan Kelly over the weekend was like this is
Speaker 1: a hit job. Like he was tucking in his shirt.
Speaker 1: He was laying on the bed like under a person
Speaker 1: who was supposed to be a journalist who he had
Speaker 1: just met, and was tucking in his shirt over and
Speaker 1: over again. Like he might have been tucking in his shirt,
Speaker 1: but there was second motive to that tugging in the
Speaker 1: shirt I believe, um. I mean, unless he was wrapping
Speaker 1: the bottom of his shirt around his dick. I don't
Speaker 1: think he was. You know, you know, well, hold on now,
Speaker 1: you're you're having an interview now with a journalist. Your
Speaker 1: shirt tails around your penis. It's the I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think he was either doing that he was doing
Speaker 1: the waistband tuck because he didn't want to have the
Speaker 1: wild boner. Uh. I mean, look, he had like one
Speaker 1: of those pump things. You can theorize all you want,
Speaker 1: but the fact that he was laying down all that up,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like you can't say anything
Speaker 1: other than like this one was laying on his back
Speaker 1: with the girl he just met and they both are
Speaker 1: supposedly drinking. It's all bad, all very bad vibes, very
Speaker 1: good I thought the movie was good. It was good.
Speaker 1: It was great, Um awesome. All right, we'll get to
Speaker 1: a shitty merchandise wore another day, Marcella. That's been wonderful
Speaker 1: as always having you. Where can people find you and
Speaker 1: follow you? And you can find me? Marcella. Com me.
Speaker 1: I'm also going to be on Sarah Cooper's Netflix special
Speaker 1: Everything's Fine. Um, that's airs today, so stream that ship.
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I had a cute little role, cute little
Speaker 1: couple of scenes. Um, so check me out sharing a
Speaker 1: scene with Helen Maren and Sarah Cooper and Eddie Peppertown.
Speaker 1: It's really awesome. I was speaking of which we should not.
Speaker 1: We should not skip out of the fact that Billy
Speaker 1: Wayne Davis is in Borat too a couple of seconds.
Speaker 1: But that's dope that you're and Sarah Cooper is special?
Speaker 1: Is it? Well? I guess we can, yeah, stream it. Idiot.
Speaker 1: Is there a tweet or some other work of social
Speaker 1: media you've been enjoying? I, uh, what's his name, Tom Thacker?
Speaker 1: I think that's how you pronounced his last name? He
Speaker 1: tweeted up Tom A. Thacker? Is his handled? Pretty piste off?
Speaker 1: Because last night I want to see eventriloquist and he
Speaker 1: was writing a mask the whole show. He just kept saying,
Speaker 1: trust me, I'm doing it. And you know what. Sharine,
Speaker 1: Sharine Units, who has a great podcast with our Anahostina.
Speaker 1: She she had a really funny tweet. I couldn't find it,
Speaker 1: but it's like it was like a couple of weeks
Speaker 1: ago where she's like, when one poor closes, another poor open.
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about it all like every day funny.
Speaker 1: That is really good so far, chiro Hero. I think
Speaker 1: it's her Twitter handle, chiro Hero. Um miles, where can
Speaker 1: people find you? What's tweet you've been enjoying? Uh? You
Speaker 1: can find me on Twitter and Instagram at miles of Gray. Uh.
Speaker 1: And I haven't really been just I don't know. I haven't.
Speaker 1: I haven't been on social media, so you haven't why
Speaker 1: because I'm throttling off that ship gets me too ancients
Speaker 1: And it's not It's like, and I say this all
Speaker 1: the time, I put way too much energy, like like
Speaker 1: emotional energy interacting with social media. Then I need to
Speaker 1: when I could just be like giving myself positivity and
Speaker 1: you know, keeping keeping my ship together so I can
Speaker 1: bring people the fucking show every day. There you go,
Speaker 1: there you go. I get plenty of news the normal
Speaker 1: way that I don't need to then like amplify it
Speaker 1: with like doom scrolling and ship like that, because I
Speaker 1: just got hooked on the doom scroll like it was
Speaker 1: too much. So yeah, So I don't really have much
Speaker 1: going on in the way of anything there. But I
Speaker 1: will say this because I just saw this, and this
Speaker 1: is funny. This is from past guests yea at yea
Speaker 1: for zig. He tweeted, thirty four is googling will this
Speaker 1: cause acid reflux before eating a piece of food. H
Speaker 1: It's a fine line when you when you go from
Speaker 1: like just mentally being like damn, everybody's older than me,
Speaker 1: Like what's like, look all these old people, to sudden
Speaker 1: like the fund is what all these kids come from?
Speaker 1: Wrong with these kids? Like and it happens in a
Speaker 1: day where suddenly you're like everyone's older. Then suddenly you're like, no,
Speaker 1: everybody's young. Now I don't know what then these kids
Speaker 1: are on. That's also why I don't understand like especially
Speaker 1: men who date younger women, And I'm like, how do
Speaker 1: you do it? Like don't you get annoyed? Like isn't
Speaker 1: that annoying just for that sake? They're like, no, but
Speaker 1: if I'm with someone younger, I can actively avoid my
Speaker 1: own mortality and regress and funk at the same time,
Speaker 1: Funny will be tired. Jack, where can we find you?
Speaker 1: What's tweeting of you? To ask? I'm at Jack Underscore
Speaker 1: O'Brien On Twitter, a couple of tweets have been enjoying
Speaker 1: since you asked Grimliny nuss bou Emily Nussbaum tweeted the
Speaker 1: headline infection of Pensades raises new questions about Trump virus response,
Speaker 1: and she said, I had no idea that was the
Speaker 1: plural for a group of pens a its infection of
Speaker 1: pens um. And then Josh Gondelman tweeted, you have to
Speaker 1: hand it to Jerry Kushner because that's the only way
Speaker 1: he's ever achieved or accomplished anything. And so I saw
Speaker 1: that one too. I almost included, and I had a feeling.
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Speaker 1: this is just a remix of a low wane track
Speaker 1: a lot I Feel Like Dying but the bee was
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