Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of McDonald's
Speaker 1: trend Fries. M Yama yama, yum yum. Yeah. That is
Speaker 1: courtesy of Johnny Davis, who sent that along at the
Speaker 1: same time as the The Bacon eight er one, which
Speaker 1: now I'm forgetting what it even was. So anyways, I'm Jack.
Speaker 1: That's Miles. This is what's trending Friday afternoon. We're heading
Speaker 1: into the weekend, the TV weekend. Get out the vote,
Speaker 1: whatever that means, or smuggle them behind the votes, destrought them.
Speaker 1: I don't know, y'all. Yeah. I wish I could say
Speaker 1: with confidence I knew, but I don't. And I could
Speaker 1: say that confidently. We just don't know. We just don't.
Speaker 1: We just don't know. That's the thing. Texas already had
Speaker 1: more people vote, and all right, well here's what's trend
Speaker 1: to get different state by the name of Idaho trending
Speaker 1: because they're Lieutenant Governor Uh Janice mcgeachen old mcgeach, Oh,
Speaker 1: the geach. The geach she is. She was photographed in
Speaker 1: a armored van with an American flag draped over it. Uh,
Speaker 1: and she was at a rally demanding an end to
Speaker 1: COVID nineteen restrictions with a handgun and a bible. Um,
Speaker 1: and this is wow. Uh. Coronavirus cases are up forty
Speaker 1: six percent over the last two weeks in Idaho. Uh,
Speaker 1: and deaths have gone up a hundred and seventy two
Speaker 1: percent in that same period in Idaho. So shout out
Speaker 1: to the gooch um what they're really awesome ship the
Speaker 1: gun with a bible thing is very It's just like
Speaker 1: this all this conservative like pump faking like you're not
Speaker 1: You're not about even this life. You're in a photo
Speaker 1: pretending to be about you know what I mean. This
Speaker 1: isn't It's like so weird because they are so opportunistic
Speaker 1: in using these like symbols to try and like motivate
Speaker 1: their their constituents or their base uh with like because
Speaker 1: like the whole thing I was reading that she was saying, uh,
Speaker 1: we the people of the state of Idaho, like going
Speaker 1: into this constitutional language to like sort of go on
Speaker 1: about how like they're declaring independence from fucking COVID and reason.
Speaker 1: It's all very I feel bad for the people that
Speaker 1: believe it, And actually no I don't, but I feel
Speaker 1: no sympathy at this. Actually no, I'm horrified that's a
Speaker 1: better that's a better way to just say it is
Speaker 1: like there are people just getting away with this kind
Speaker 1: of nonsense. Uh yeah, Lori Laughlin's trending because she is
Speaker 1: starting her two month bid. She went, which almost sounds
Speaker 1: like like super producer Daniel was pointing out that, like
Speaker 1: it's almost like a vacation. I wouldn't mind being in
Speaker 1: prison for a couple of months right now, just out
Speaker 1: of reality, going into daylight savings. Yeah, around catch a
Speaker 1: case this week. Oh man, you're like, hey, man, just
Speaker 1: just until like the beginning of the year. I don't
Speaker 1: want I don't know, I don't want to know what's
Speaker 1: going on with the election? Man, Can you just get
Speaker 1: me the funk out of here until this boy is
Speaker 1: no longer to out of here? I mean, Wow, good
Speaker 1: for her, Wow, you know, prayers up for prayers who
Speaker 1: you know, completely abused her position of privilege to you know,
Speaker 1: have her child to go to pretend college. The American
Speaker 1: child who repeatedly said, I don't want to go to college.
Speaker 1: I hate college. Mom, I'm dumb, I'm dumb. Just don't
Speaker 1: make me go to college. And she was like, uh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna, We're gonna elbow out some deserving student so
Speaker 1: that you can go and hate every second of it.
Speaker 1: Do you think Lori Laughlin is afraid as she walks
Speaker 1: into prison. I mean obviously she wanted to shuper cushy,
Speaker 1: you know, like white people prison. Um. Oh, you think
Speaker 1: she has the same shook feeling that you had as
Speaker 1: a child when they called the police on you for
Speaker 1: making a prank greeting card. That's right, Yeah, she's got
Speaker 1: she's got that. I got that going on for people
Speaker 1: who were not the live shows. Yeah, you won't know
Speaker 1: about Jack's sordid criminal past. Yeah. My first when I
Speaker 1: was twelve, and it was, as Myles pointed out, I
Speaker 1: got white people arrested. I got, I got they were
Speaker 1: like playing a prank on us and you know, teaching
Speaker 1: us a less unarrested. Anyways, Halloween is trending. I don't
Speaker 1: know why. Um, I don't know. It's uh so tomorrow's Halloween.
Speaker 1: It is a full moon during a pandemic. It's the
Speaker 1: second full moon of October, which is what technically is
Speaker 1: a blue moon. I'm scared this is gonna be Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know, like they do say, the crime is
Speaker 1: up um admissions to you know, mental hospitals go up
Speaker 1: during full moons. So now you're afraid of the blue moon.
Speaker 1: But I can only say that I am only excited
Speaker 1: about our sponsor Blue Moon with their newest beer because
Speaker 1: it tastes delicious. Yeah, and that's what I'm choosing to
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm scared of how refreshed I'll be. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know what is the blue moon? Isn't a
Speaker 1: I thought? Is a blood moon? Bad? Didn't we just
Speaker 1: have a blood moon? Yeah? We got all sorts of moons.
Speaker 1: The moon is not happy with us. I'll life is
Speaker 1: shitty for most people all the time, no matter what
Speaker 1: the moon is. Who knows. Let's just get I don't know,
Speaker 1: let's just get through it. Hey, I'll tell you one thing.
Speaker 1: Harry Styles is still great. Oh, thank god, Well brand
Speaker 1: bleach for you. A young woman and a Harry Style
Speaker 1: super fan came home after being out to find out
Speaker 1: that while she was away for like a couple of hours,
Speaker 1: Harry styles car had broken down in front of her house.
Speaker 1: He had used her home phone to call a tow truck.
Speaker 1: Waited there for the tow truck for like an hour.
Speaker 1: I had a cup of tea with her dad fed
Speaker 1: her fish while he waited, signed her albums, took some
Speaker 1: pictures at the house so the dad could just truly
Speaker 1: make the daughter feel like shit for not being man.
Speaker 1: He's like, Harry braided my hair even on you, and
Speaker 1: I braided his whimsical locks. Every story you hear about
Speaker 1: Harry Styles is just like he's being the most incessantly
Speaker 1: charming human being, just always just stream of concentrated charisma.
Speaker 1: It's a fine line between Harry Styles and Bill Murray,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. We're like we get a
Speaker 1: lot of these anecdotes. It's like, yo, he was at
Speaker 1: that march look at Oh he was over at this
Speaker 1: thing and he was so low key. Oh he she
Speaker 1: showed up at this thing. Um, but you know whatever.
Speaker 1: Also it shouts to Harry he seems like a good dude.
Speaker 1: But I don't. I just I remember reading the headline
Speaker 1: when it said like Harry Style's car broke down in
Speaker 1: a fans house, like like had a cup of tea
Speaker 1: and fed her fish. I I had thought he had
Speaker 1: fed this woman fish fish fed her And I was
Speaker 1: like this is so weird, Like what like Harry Styles
Speaker 1: far Yeah, come here, you've got a taste that come here,
Speaker 1: Oh you come here comes a plane. Um, but that's
Speaker 1: gotta be that's gotta be a rough thing to come
Speaker 1: home to. Um, who would that be for you? If
Speaker 1: your parents are like Jack, you're not gonna while you
Speaker 1: were out getting groceries, you're not gonna believe who came by,
Speaker 1: living or dead? Living or dead? Living or dead? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like within your lifetime. Don't go like Abraham Lincoln. But
Speaker 1: like maybe someone you really fucked with when you were
Speaker 1: a kid. Can't say J C. Jesus Christ J Yeah,
Speaker 1: probably like what it depends on the on the era
Speaker 1: for a while was Michael Jackson, which is weird, um
Speaker 1: because that earraw was when I was seven. Um, and
Speaker 1: then Michael Jordan for a long period, Axel Rose, mc Hammer,
Speaker 1: Vanilla Ice, the Woo Tang Clan. I love that Jack.
Speaker 1: You won't believe it. The whole Woo Tang Clan was
Speaker 1: stopped by basically they were on time and they were
Speaker 1: all together. I don't know how uh they were was
Speaker 1: not there, Yeah, Madonna was not. There was a corporo Jack.
Speaker 1: The only one who stayed is Cappadonna. Damn it. How
Speaker 1: about you what would it Who would it have been?
Speaker 1: Probably like method Man and red Man together there, Uh,
Speaker 1: when they had the Blackout album d MX Uh. I
Speaker 1: don't know. This is like he spoke to my angry
Speaker 1: angry teamside and then athlete wise, probably anyone that's played
Speaker 1: for Arsenal or the Lakers or you know right, yeah,
Speaker 1: pretty easy. I'm an easy person to shop for gifts for.
Speaker 1: Just just get me to meet any player from the
Speaker 1: Lakers or Arsenal. And um, there's a bunch of studies
Speaker 1: coming out about plane safety that are sponsored by plane corporation,
Speaker 1: by like airlines. Yeah, there's there's like a an experiment
Speaker 1: where they had a mannequin it was just like facing forward,
Speaker 1: sitting in a seat and it like sprayed something out
Speaker 1: that was like meant to be droplets or whatever replicate
Speaker 1: a cough or a sneeze and health experts so like
Speaker 1: that's not First of all, humans don't sit like stark
Speaker 1: upright facing forward the whole time. Yeah, and uh yeah,
Speaker 1: they were also pointing I was like an empty plane,
Speaker 1: So like people, when you get people walking around and
Speaker 1: like you know, they might be spreading the germs, they
Speaker 1: might be you know, stirring up the air. There are reasons.
Speaker 1: It's like like people think it's safe. Is that like
Speaker 1: there's a Hepa filter or a Hepa filter um that
Speaker 1: you know cleans the air as it's being circulated around
Speaker 1: the cabin. But that's still it's still like a tiny
Speaker 1: enclosed area. Like they need to have the Hepa filter
Speaker 1: because it's like just you're in a tiny tube hurdling
Speaker 1: through air that can't be breathed because it's so cold. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, I I've I feel like airlines are always honest,
Speaker 1: so right, why would why would they lie to try
Speaker 1: and get more business into their dying industry which probably
Speaker 1: should be nationalized anyway, So why would this industry that
Speaker 1: uh only now started cleaning their planes that we all sitting, Uh,
Speaker 1: why would they lie or cut corners? Yeah? Well, I
Speaker 1: I remember reading something where like there was somewhere like
Speaker 1: bowing a certain class of Boeing plane. They said like
Speaker 1: if any if you were to get on any plane,
Speaker 1: it would have to be this one because they already
Speaker 1: had like the most aggressive air filtration systems. But I'm sorry, bro,
Speaker 1: Like if I can't open a window, crack my window,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know if I'm gonna feel totally safe
Speaker 1: in there. Uh. And finally there's just a bunch of
Speaker 1: just horrifying ship coming out of Philly. Yeah. They're the
Speaker 1: cops who basically pulled a woman out of her car
Speaker 1: while her kids were like in the car, a two
Speaker 1: year old and nephew, and then acted like acted like
Speaker 1: they saved her or they saved the kids from rioters,
Speaker 1: like took a picture with the with the kids they smashed.
Speaker 1: There's a video of the arrest where the car was
Speaker 1: like window was smashed. They're pulling this woman out, um,
Speaker 1: and just for fucking them up in front of these kids. Um.
Speaker 1: And then the like the Benevolent you know, Fraternal Order
Speaker 1: of Klansmen or whatever the funk that group of cops
Speaker 1: in Philly is called. Was like they had this one
Speaker 1: post where they said like this lost child was one
Speaker 1: like so after they had you know, fucked up you
Speaker 1: know beat, I'm sorry, I don't want to be flipping
Speaker 1: about it. After they beat his mother. Uh, they paraded
Speaker 1: this child around like on some propaganda ship with a
Speaker 1: photo saying this child was lost wandering around barefoot during
Speaker 1: the violent riots in Philadelphia. The only thing this Philly
Speaker 1: at Philly police officer cared about was protecting this child.
Speaker 1: Then there's three bullet points. We are not your enemy.
Speaker 1: We are the thin blue night line. We are the
Speaker 1: only thing standing between order and anarchy. Get the fuck
Speaker 1: up out my face with this diet superhero a bullshit.
Speaker 1: Some Kirkland signature watch man asked nonsense, Yeah, and we are.
Speaker 1: We are legion. We are not the enemy. And then
Speaker 1: like immediately, we are the thin blue line. We're the
Speaker 1: last line betwixt. It's just it's it's awful. They deleted
Speaker 1: that post because everyone was like, I'm sorry, what is this.
Speaker 1: The woman named Rikia Young, she's twenty eight years old,
Speaker 1: and yeah, she had her. She was picking up her
Speaker 1: nephew and when she saw she's like, oh shoot, I'm
Speaker 1: about to drive up in it. She just tried to
Speaker 1: make a three point turn and they're like get out.
Speaker 1: So um, I mean, that's the thing. It's like, if
Speaker 1: if we don't have leadership that's actually gonna tackle that issue,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't see how any of that changes,
Speaker 1: Like if we're not we don't have our leaders with
Speaker 1: their full voice saying no, absolutely the funk not just
Speaker 1: like we need to we need to fucking fire these
Speaker 1: people without whatever the fund needs to happen, because I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know how this ends um without it,
Speaker 1: you know, without completely losing the confidence of black and
Speaker 1: brown people. I mean the confidences are already completely shot,
Speaker 1: but like now going into a completely nihilistic phase where
Speaker 1: it could just be awful. It was wild to hear that.
Speaker 1: I talked on about how there's this like New York
Speaker 1: Times article where they interviewed like new gun owners and
Speaker 1: like people who bought guns in the past few months,
Speaker 1: and like one of the guys they interview is like
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, I saw the rioting, I saw them
Speaker 1: destroying all the all this property, and I just knew
Speaker 1: that I had to like arm myself. I've been a
Speaker 1: liberal my whole life. And it's just like, you know,
Speaker 1: first of all, like that that's people see that, and
Speaker 1: like it just reminds you how like thoroughly fucked everybody's
Speaker 1: like point of view is on on that, like how
Speaker 1: thoroughly shot through with like the local news like point
Speaker 1: of view. It's because we have been completely dehumanized in
Speaker 1: their eyes, because if we were human to them, you
Speaker 1: could look at them and be like Oh man, I
Speaker 1: couldn't imagine what it would be like to get me
Speaker 1: to fucking go out here and be so upset, uh
Speaker 1: and feel like I have no recourse except to be
Speaker 1: in physical space and disrupt things to be heard. And
Speaker 1: they're looking at it. They're trying to treat people who
Speaker 1: are uh protesting or angry at the current status quo
Speaker 1: as being like they won't even extend that to like
Speaker 1: a thought experiment to themselves, Like it's like, what would
Speaker 1: I go around and just like would I kick someone's
Speaker 1: door down and just kill a random family because I'm
Speaker 1: mad that the cops are brutalizing black people, Like you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like if you could even do
Speaker 1: that for a second, Like that's a very specific kind
Speaker 1: of person you're defending yourself from. But when you can
Speaker 1: strip away their humanity, than anything is possible. All you
Speaker 1: need to see is people piste off in the streets
Speaker 1: and go, you know what the next thing is, They're
Speaker 1: going to try and hurt me because you haven't even
Speaker 1: bothered to think what could possibly drive somebody to want
Speaker 1: to stand up and speak out to preserve life in
Speaker 1: their community. And that's and I always say this, that's
Speaker 1: the privilege these people have to never have to even
Speaker 1: have their mind even venture into that part of their
Speaker 1: brain or that part of their human experience to put
Speaker 1: those pieces together. It's much easier and intellectually lazy and disingenuous.
Speaker 1: Just look at a clip. Believe all this other bullshit
Speaker 1: they're trying to say, because it's not that, uh, we're
Speaker 1: out here in the streets people are out here trying
Speaker 1: to harm random people. It's that we're trying to be
Speaker 1: seen and heard and say that this has to stop. Um.
Speaker 1: But yeah, go off, go off, New York Times with
Speaker 1: your but I mean it's not even them, it's just
Speaker 1: these just shows. People aren't looking at this situation with
Speaker 1: you know, like clear eyes, uh, and just it's just
Speaker 1: very sensational. And it's said because people aren't out here
Speaker 1: trying to destroy your house, random guy from the New
Speaker 1: York Times article, they're out there trying to get justice.
Speaker 1: I think he went specifically. He was talking about Seattle,
Speaker 1: so I think he was like, you know, talking about
Speaker 1: anarchists and ship but like he specifically went from like
Speaker 1: them breaking into like storefronts, like breaking the front of
Speaker 1: a storefront to he's like and then like I don't know,
Speaker 1: like they might do that to my house and like
Speaker 1: come in and kill my wife. It's like, what where
Speaker 1: the talking about? Who are you talking about? Like, and
Speaker 1: what is this person? Because it's not just a bunch
Speaker 1: of murderous people, Like it's not like Arkham Asylum just
Speaker 1: opened up and they all got blm and antifoo fucking
Speaker 1: slag on. This is like, take a second, man, think
Speaker 1: of like what it is you're looking at help fellow
Speaker 1: human beings who are in the fight of their lives,
Speaker 1: going up against existential threats that are so big that
Speaker 1: they have no other recourse except to show up in
Speaker 1: space and express their anger like that people are killing them.
Speaker 1: They're not hurting their cars or you know that. Their
Speaker 1: complaint is not you've you've damaged my property. It's I
Speaker 1: don't feel safe with my children out. It's I was
Speaker 1: trying to I picked up my nephew and I have
Speaker 1: my two year old in the car. I saw there
Speaker 1: are people out here, you know, in the streets doing
Speaker 1: what they're doing, and I wanted to avoid it. But
Speaker 1: you're gonna treat me like whatever. However, you've just decided
Speaker 1: to say every person with a skin pigment of a
Speaker 1: certain you know, pantone color value. Uh, is now some
Speaker 1: kind of fucking threat. It's whatever, cool, y'all. Let's let's
Speaker 1: just get through this weekend. Let's get through this weekend.
Speaker 1: Let's both this motherfucker out of office and then start
Speaker 1: start the process really clean it up, changing the fucking
Speaker 1: Democratic Party, or we're gonna have to or we're gonna
Speaker 1: have to really creative. If the election goes in some
Speaker 1: other bizarro direction, who the fuck knows, but stay tuned. Alright, Uh,
Speaker 1: that's gonna do it for this week. We're gonna be
Speaker 1: back on Monday with the whole last episode of the show.
Speaker 1: We will be reporting from. Uh, we'll be We'll be
Speaker 1: dropping episodes on some schedule throughout the election week. Who
Speaker 1: the funk knows when, will know anything but the whole time.
Speaker 1: Just until then, though, be kind to each other, be
Speaker 1: kind to yourselves, wear a mask, wash your hands, stay inside,
Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy. We will be back
Speaker 1: and talk to y'all next week. Stay saying I'll bye bye,