Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, fifty six,
Speaker 1: Episode five of Guys to Production of My Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into America's share consciousness. It's Friday, October. My name is
Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien, a K. Tuban, Tuban Tubing down the River,
Speaker 1: Tuban Tuban, Tuban on the zoom call that is courtesy
Speaker 1: of Jeffrey Tuban, and I'm thrilled to be joined as
Speaker 1: always by my co host, Mr Miles Graga. Pipe, you
Speaker 1: ain't vote, and nowhere you h voting nowhere you will
Speaker 1: be stopped now because we're proud boys for life or
Speaker 1: Iron or Russia or wherever that misinformation campaign. But yeah,
Speaker 1: and proud boys. They didn't have to invelve proud boys.
Speaker 1: They just no no joined in. You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: big data and they got big daddy data energy. Miles.
Speaker 1: It's election time, so we're trimming down the format. We're
Speaker 1: getting right into all the ship there is to talk about.
Speaker 1: So before we introduce our guests, let's tell them what
Speaker 1: we're talking about. We're going to do a little bit
Speaker 1: of time traveling till later this evening, uh and tell
Speaker 1: you what happened in the debate last night. We're going
Speaker 1: to talk about what the Senate did with regards a
Speaker 1: Supreme Court. We're gonna that sounded like gossip in middle school.
Speaker 1: Did you hear what the Senate? Did you hear what
Speaker 1: they did with the fucking dumb Oh my god, oh
Speaker 1: my god. Uhul, We're gonna talk about the horrifying run
Speaker 1: of ice news that's uh not I mean, it's being
Speaker 1: like covered, but it's not an election issue for some reason. Right,
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about the fifteen minute rule. It's the
Speaker 1: new five second role, but it's for COVID and it's
Speaker 1: apparently cumulative. It adds up over time, So we'll talk
Speaker 1: about that. We'll talk about what we're rewatching this weekend
Speaker 1: and discussing on Tuesday's episode. We give ourselves a weekend now, um,
Speaker 1: and you guys an extra day. Uh And well, if
Speaker 1: we have time, we'll talk about Biden's shitty merch game
Speaker 1: because it is in full pret pretty strong, pretty strong,
Speaker 1: pretty strong, but I'd say it's strong too, very strong.
Speaker 1: That was one of my favorite lines in Emily in
Speaker 1: Paris when she was with the the the American celebrity
Speaker 1: woman who was like going to wear the dress and
Speaker 1: she's like, how's my tip game? And she's like strong.
Speaker 1: I was like, well written writers, Okay, I was here
Speaker 1: to not be able to answer that tick game strong
Speaker 1: question properly that show is underrated at this or something
Speaker 1: I don't know, or just it's we're on an airplane.
Speaker 1: I get like, it's very easy to pass time anyway.
Speaker 1: This isn't about Emily embarrass This is not This is
Speaker 1: about our guest in our third seat, the hilarious, the
Speaker 1: talented Pisani's great to have you back. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: have a little rap after my name, but I would
Speaker 1: like to make a rap reference. And you say, you
Speaker 1: guys can call me Panani to Sani if you'd like.
Speaker 1: Is that your name? I mean, I don't know, it's
Speaker 1: just like it's from that the song Whop. I hope
Speaker 1: I'm pronouncing them. Yes, yes, yes, we're depending on what what
Speaker 1: part of the nation. Person I can't don't do. I
Speaker 1: don't say what. But then also, I grew up in
Speaker 1: Florida and I said Raymond noodles for like two decades.
Speaker 1: I love Raymond. Florida. Everybody loves Raymond. Everybody loves Raymonds.
Speaker 1: Everybody loves Top Raymond. Yeah, yeah, it's rain in men.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a who's got that? Who's
Speaker 1: got that? Mashup shirt? No one needs? How what's the
Speaker 1: vibes back in Florida? Biden Country? What we what we're
Speaker 1: looking at? I mean, there's a whole lot of proud
Speaker 1: Trumpers in Florida, but it's so it's I mean, it
Speaker 1: truly is a swing state, but the Republicans are older
Speaker 1: and um, much more committed to investing in the current
Speaker 1: system and voting. Yeah, it's it's I mean, it's a
Speaker 1: lot of people who are maga in Florida. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: are way too invested in a white supremacy to get
Speaker 1: off this thing. Now. You know, these old people are
Speaker 1: upside down in their investment when it comes to racism. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: have you noticed that, Like when people are super white,
Speaker 1: like they flipped when they say white, they flip the
Speaker 1: age in the W and they say white. Have you
Speaker 1: noticed that? Just talking about the fact that I'm quiet,
Speaker 1: Um yeah, oh I didn't even see. I didn't even
Speaker 1: I forgot that you were. But now you reminded, I
Speaker 1: know exactly at you you're passing man, Um, yeah, that's uh,
Speaker 1: that's that fifty fifty thing with Florida and Pennsylvania. That's
Speaker 1: what we're here in fifty and it makes me horrified.
Speaker 1: Um yeah, I was saying it like that made it
Speaker 1: less serious because that helped a little bit when you
Speaker 1: said horrified like that, like you were in the Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Now it's just like yeah, just there's also that story
Speaker 1: to or like the postal services, like pulling the postal
Speaker 1: cops off the street a week before the election. So
Speaker 1: you know, we ain't vote in nowhere. Uh, please just
Speaker 1: go in person if you can. Is that Is that
Speaker 1: where we're at now? Because I've got my at home
Speaker 1: ballot right next to me. Yeah, I should say at
Speaker 1: home ballots. Obviously I'm involved in some heavy voter I've
Speaker 1: been zeroxing. I've had like seventy Jacko, I've had about
Speaker 1: seventy ballots I'm dropping off. Um, but did they in
Speaker 1: the mail? Yeah? Oh, did you nice in the mail
Speaker 1: or drop box? What we're looking at in my building's
Speaker 1: outgoing box? Okay, there you go. Okay, there you go.
Speaker 1: You straight in Florida. No, I've been in California to
Speaker 1: want but my family is so they're all right, do
Speaker 1: you think they can zero access some ballots? Get them
Speaker 1: over here right back. No, but hit me up in
Speaker 1: my d M. Yeah, for sure. And these are all
Speaker 1: jokes for everyone who was taking this joke show too seriously.
Speaker 1: Joke jokes things off. Oh, by the way, speaking of
Speaker 1: speaking of white, did you see the president's hands in
Speaker 1: that sixty minutes interview when he drank the water and
Speaker 1: his hands no, chalky white, chalky white, like dead dead
Speaker 1: guy white. I mean he sounded the audio clip I
Speaker 1: heard of him like spiking the interview. I was like,
Speaker 1: you you're running ragged old man. We've had some time
Speaker 1: to the vice president. Very unfair, very unfair to ask
Speaker 1: these say these sentences with the inflection at the end,
Speaker 1: like the questions. Yeah, I'm dude, it's like a winter chicken, right, Like,
Speaker 1: he's like seventies, he's like a COVID survivor. He's like
Speaker 1: in his mid seventies. And it's just also it's just like,
Speaker 1: how you know there is deterioration of the brain. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know like this, I mean, it's kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't know, some people. Maybe someone should go through
Speaker 1: a test, a cognitive test prior to presidency. I've never
Speaker 1: heard winter chicken before. That's awesome, very appropriate, because a
Speaker 1: dead chicken does have the share the complexion of him
Speaker 1: underneath those layers. His brain is doing that equivalent of
Speaker 1: like what a Lincoln looked like before and after the
Speaker 1: Civil War. That's like his brain, right right, All right, well,
Speaker 1: we like to start off by asking our guests, what
Speaker 1: is something from your search history that's revealing about who
Speaker 1: you are? Okay, so a Google search was sex for science,
Speaker 1: sex for science? Yeah you know, okay, so like there's
Speaker 1: you can have sex for research, right yeah? And I
Speaker 1: was just curious, and I mean I think I was
Speaker 1: writing a joke and like it started out with another
Speaker 1: search like things that are hard to do while your horny,
Speaker 1: and then I just you know, went down a hole
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh you can, you can. That's
Speaker 1: like that's kind of hot. Yeah. Wait, so what what
Speaker 1: are the normal sex for science? Things like you feel
Speaker 1: out a questionnaire or like hooking you up to some
Speaker 1: like brain wave readers and ship it and then like
Speaker 1: you know, popping them off. I don't know, it's just
Speaker 1: the idea that someone's watching with a with a clipboard
Speaker 1: and taking diligent notes roleplay. Yeah you need to get
Speaker 1: or yeah, you could just be going on your fantasy
Speaker 1: used to be a scientist. Cook. I watched my wife
Speaker 1: getting but I have a board, okay, and I'm just
Speaker 1: like peeing myself. Like the other person's like this is
Speaker 1: kind of weird. I'm like, please keep going to experience over. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the more dignified with biology. Wow. Um yeah, I
Speaker 1: do wonder like because Kinsey was real, you know, had
Speaker 1: a lot of studies going, had his lab assistance in there,
Speaker 1: all sorts of wild ship what like, is there a
Speaker 1: modern day Kinsey Who's who's studying the sexual spectrum and
Speaker 1: all that good stuff, you know, deep as I wanted
Speaker 1: in the research? Um yeah, so you know, just just
Speaker 1: just just something you were searching. Yeah, just the tip
Speaker 1: of the iceberg. But um, I mean I'd be interested
Speaker 1: to know. So like, as I find out more, I
Speaker 1: can keep you posted. Yeah, like are they about it?
Speaker 1: Let us know? Yeah? What do you do? Like do
Speaker 1: you get a free mattress? What it like? You know what?
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, I'm also interested, like how do you can
Speaker 1: you can you eat off of fucking for science? For research? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then is it also like do you have to
Speaker 1: be yeah, and is it like you have to be
Speaker 1: a couple like a specific like physiologic like physiological traits.
Speaker 1: Can you just be like a traveling couple that like
Speaker 1: has sex for research, you just hop from lab to lab? Right,
Speaker 1: this is all. This is all a very interesting film
Speaker 1: that I would watch. And Joe Biden's America that you'll
Speaker 1: be able to have so you'll be able to make
Speaker 1: a living off of this. Scientists. Yeah, those scientists he's
Speaker 1: gonna listen to. They're gonna pay people to have six.
Speaker 1: I look forward to this bright future. Yeah right, I'm
Speaker 1: like cool. What is uh? What's something you think is underrated? Okay,
Speaker 1: so you know, because of Quarantine and I've been watching
Speaker 1: a lot of Netflix UM and they put a lot
Speaker 1: of UPN series on and I started watching Girlfriends for
Speaker 1: the first time in my life, and so underrated. It's
Speaker 1: the UPN sitcom with um you know, the four it's
Speaker 1: like the for for it's generalizing, but it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: like a black sex in the City, but like it's
Speaker 1: so well written, so well structured, the characters are I think,
Speaker 1: you know, I feel like it's a good watching that
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm able to interact in a social
Speaker 1: in like an emotionally unavailable way, so like I give
Speaker 1: my social interaction, but I don't have to flink. These
Speaker 1: are my friends, right, So you have paras social relationships
Speaker 1: with Tracy Ellis Ross's character on there, Like yes, her
Speaker 1: character is so intense, but like the whole cast is
Speaker 1: like stellar, like they like they don't miss a beat.
Speaker 1: Some of the jokes like didn't date well because people, like,
Speaker 1: you know, culturally the society was so homophobic, so like
Speaker 1: like being gay was just like that just that could
Speaker 1: be the benefit jokes, So like that didn't very well,
Speaker 1: but it was still so well written. And like we
Speaker 1: call those standard definition jokes. Yeah, they land so much
Speaker 1: harder when it's just a little bit blurry. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: like but you know what, it's in standard deaf, so
Speaker 1: it does. It's not as jarring as first three seasons,
Speaker 1: like had the blocks on the side the black yeah right,
Speaker 1: because when did it come out like two thousand or
Speaker 1: oh thank you wow? Yeah, yeah, good thing. We have
Speaker 1: my girlfriends historian. Yes, that's U official, has nothing to
Speaker 1: do with Google. So I would love to see a
Speaker 1: reunion mm hmm, yeah, I mean Ross, So she's gone
Speaker 1: onto big things. Have the other actresses gone on to
Speaker 1: I'm not sure I recognized that. I don't know that
Speaker 1: they have. And thing is, they're so freaking talented. But
Speaker 1: the guy, I think his name's Reggie Hayes, he was
Speaker 1: like fifth on the call sheet. He was the dude.
Speaker 1: So it was the four women and he was fifth
Speaker 1: on the call sheet. That industry talk. Yet he played
Speaker 1: William Dent, but like, um, I heard that he experienced
Speaker 1: like after the show homelessness and like congenital heart disease,
Speaker 1: so like he and and like weight gains. So that's
Speaker 1: just he's such a beloved character. That's like so sad
Speaker 1: to hear that. But also the show disappeared for like
Speaker 1: ten years and just came back, so it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: who knows what happened in those ten years? Like acting
Speaker 1: as such a risky job in terms of like making
Speaker 1: a steady income, like how how yeah? Yeah, if anybody
Speaker 1: has it figured out, let us know. Yeah yeah, Um,
Speaker 1: what is something you think is overrated? This might be controversial,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna say it. Um, I love carbonated water,
Speaker 1: but I hate lightly flavored carbonated water. It's artific it's
Speaker 1: artificially flavored, and it's like an artificial aftertaste. Like when
Speaker 1: I drink carbonated water, I just want the bubbly ship.
Speaker 1: I just want the bubbles, the so like all this
Speaker 1: extra stuff lime lemon unless yeah, oh with a spin
Speaker 1: drift type person, because spin drift, I know they hit
Speaker 1: you with the like the real fruit, isn't that the
Speaker 1: whole thing? I haven't had it, so I will have
Speaker 1: to try it now. I'm on the like I like
Speaker 1: carbonated water for sure, like that. I'm always big fan
Speaker 1: of plane a carbonated water. But there's something like when
Speaker 1: the flavor there's there are there are certain flavored ones
Speaker 1: that are just basically missing the high fructose corn syrup
Speaker 1: that's making it a soda technically rah And sometimes I
Speaker 1: like to drink those because I feel like, oh, man,
Speaker 1: I'm drinking a soda. H h. You say that out
Speaker 1: loud as you're not, I'll call you Jack. You know,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, hey Jack, I'm drinking a soda and
Speaker 1: You're like, it's one in the morning, man, I'm like,
Speaker 1: my bad man, it's just no sugar wilding out over here.
Speaker 1: And then I started drinking a bunch of like gum
Speaker 1: syrup that I steal from Starbucks in a different cup. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I think that's super true though, that that like
Speaker 1: the essence is like the waters that are essenced with
Speaker 1: like the lemon lime, like that can go so badly,
Speaker 1: and like I think does cent of the time, Like
Speaker 1: it just tastes like air freshener. Yeah, it's just sort
Speaker 1: of this hint of something that an after taste, but
Speaker 1: like sort it tastes like something that would flap medicine,
Speaker 1: like it's not supposed to you know, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I like playing. I'm like perry A like the carbonated
Speaker 1: arrowhead water. I don't care to some plane carbonated waters, guys.
Speaker 1: Are I have a pack of that behind the shelf.
Speaker 1: Oh you got the team leader pack right there, the
Speaker 1: crystal guys. Uh. I feel like pomple Moose is the
Speaker 1: one that I the Lacroix pomple moose, And I think
Speaker 1: that is because I like saying pomple moose and that's it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sometimes that's enough. Yeah, I think it might be um,
Speaker 1: but again, just a just a whisper of grapefruit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but see when you do it in French, it's so much.
Speaker 1: It's just compelling, right, Yeah, but I like to say
Speaker 1: it is pomple moose, like that pomple moose. Man, I
Speaker 1: even get some pomple moose. Man. Y'all got y'all got
Speaker 1: that pomple moose? Fuck? Yes, we we Where's that? Where's
Speaker 1: that Jack in Paris? We need that shows for it
Speaker 1: from Wheel and West Virginia to Paris, France. I feel
Speaker 1: like we should bring up Emily in Paris. No, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know. You guys brought it up earlier. I
Speaker 1: don't know before we started recording. So like, are you
Speaker 1: seen it? I haven't seen it yet, but I mean,
Speaker 1: is it worth it? Yeah? If you're watching a lot
Speaker 1: of Netflix, you'll be surprised how much more like you'll
Speaker 1: be like, yep, okay, oh I watched seven episodes. Huh wow,
Speaker 1: it's three am. Cool and this is from dude, So
Speaker 1: I really that's interesting. Oh yeah, you know, And I
Speaker 1: now that I'm so much more in touch with the fashion.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, Okay, I like this
Speaker 1: little Chanel piece. That's okay. I'm like, okay, I'm feeling
Speaker 1: the crops hood by air Coaches jacket with the hood yeah,
Speaker 1: and the Beanie and the hoopiere and very street. I
Speaker 1: like that going from episode to episode. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: just embracingly in Fashionista. Yeah. The styling is dope, The
Speaker 1: you know sites are dope. You know. The characterization, the
Speaker 1: writing and the acting is all passible. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: Home Girl is trying to be like an analog for Samantha,
Speaker 1: like the one Chinese American like home Girl that has
Speaker 1: out there. She's doing it like kind of a Samantha
Speaker 1: vibe that I'm like, Okay, I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: really in your wheelhouse as an actor. But the I
Speaker 1: think the reason I'm really liking it too is because
Speaker 1: I don't care about clothes anymore, because like there's no
Speaker 1: I've not been to a formal event or anything like
Speaker 1: that where it's merely just like I say, preventing myself
Speaker 1: from being nude in public. That to see a show
Speaker 1: where it's like all about like clothes and like going
Speaker 1: places and like how you look and ship, I'm like, WHOA,
Speaker 1: look at that. It's like an action movie. There's a
Speaker 1: there's a question that has entered as that guyst I
Speaker 1: think I think it's vulture. What one of the leading
Speaker 1: cultural criticism outlets is asking the question how old is
Speaker 1: Emily from Emily in Paris, Like, how old is she
Speaker 1: supposed to be? Mmmm? And I know that's a that's
Speaker 1: a she. That was an open question that I just
Speaker 1: like had as a blank spot in my mind. I'm
Speaker 1: assuming like mid to late twenties, but there's a lot
Speaker 1: of things that would suggest otherwise. Her career seems like
Speaker 1: saying she is thirty she is Trey Oh okay, yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: but even then it's hard. I feel like that's what's
Speaker 1: great about the characters. It's so malleable. You know, you
Speaker 1: can you could project any age onto her, right, Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: She's the Keanu Reeves of trash Sex and of Darren
Speaker 1: of the Darren stuniverse. I mean, I'm excited to hear
Speaker 1: that there's a Samantha character because Samantha, that character is
Speaker 1: a personal hero. So yeah, it's like tough too, because
Speaker 1: it's almost like, you know, Kim Control kind of has
Speaker 1: that locked up a little bit, and when you have
Speaker 1: someone who's like obviously responsible for the creation of that character,
Speaker 1: you can see it seeping onto other ones. You're kind
Speaker 1: of like, oh no, honey, this is supposed to be Amantha. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's almost like you don't want to desecrate like the
Speaker 1: memory of it. Yeah, I mean, who cared nothing sacred anymore?
Speaker 1: You know? But I mean we get over a bad remix,
Speaker 1: we get over it. Uh. He has the funkiest tasting
Speaker 1: spunk is the obligatory. I had just said that because
Speaker 1: Anna jose knees Mike is not on, but that anytime
Speaker 1: Samantha comes up saying it, yeah, I'm just channeling her.
Speaker 1: Um that and then I cannot not mention uh it
Speaker 1: with the mic. Uh when I got one dirty martini,
Speaker 1: dirty bastard. Oh but she throws the martini on Richard's face.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah for a while. Yeah, walked in eating another
Speaker 1: girl out and he broke her heart. Yeah that's harsh
Speaker 1: to see. Alright, real quick, let's talk about the Senate. Uh,
Speaker 1: it seems like Lindsey Graham did what he thought the
Speaker 1: Senate was gonna do, and he's set a date for
Speaker 1: the confirmation vote for Amy Coney Barrett yep, just pushed
Speaker 1: through their The Democrats Thursday, they boycotted the vote to
Speaker 1: advance it out of committee into like the larger Senate,
Speaker 1: and uh, normally you know, there would need to be
Speaker 1: at least two Dems there for the vote to quote
Speaker 1: unquote count. But that was These are ill. I use
Speaker 1: these terms very loosely because it all used to matter
Speaker 1: if people like respected things like quorum and that that
Speaker 1: ship has just gone so it doesn't matter. They're like, okay,
Speaker 1: then don't be here. Uh, and just the Democrats just
Speaker 1: put up pictures instead of people who stood to lose
Speaker 1: their healthcare. When Amy Coney Barrett eventually maybe probably here's
Speaker 1: a court case about the a c A. And you
Speaker 1: know it does away with it. So yeah, it's um.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it was kind of a wrap
Speaker 1: for a minute. But yeah, now there will be a
Speaker 1: vote next week and pack the fucking court, y'all. Is
Speaker 1: all I gotta say. Is the pretty much the only
Speaker 1: way out of this one. Yeah. I'm hearing other strategies
Speaker 1: for like getting around this, like term limits and ship,
Speaker 1: but I don't know, man, we just need to we
Speaker 1: need to pack that ship. I mean, you look again,
Speaker 1: I'm effective. The Republicans are just so persistent. They don't
Speaker 1: give a fuck. Yeah, they don't care, and they're not
Speaker 1: burdened by a conscience. I guess. Yeah, that's the difference
Speaker 1: because the Democrats also do ship too. It's just that
Speaker 1: they need, they so much needed to look like it's
Speaker 1: all happening above board when it's happening wolves and wolves
Speaker 1: and sheep's clothing. Yeah very much. Yeah, wolves and wolves
Speaker 1: that don't know how to really wolf it up, just
Speaker 1: bad at being wolves wolf it up. Bro. Come on, bro,
Speaker 1: come on, bro, come on, get in there. Um, all right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back, and before we time travel into the future,
Speaker 1: I want to talk about a story, uh that probably
Speaker 1: will not be covered in the debate, even though it
Speaker 1: feels like it should be. Um, I'm talking about the
Speaker 1: just horrifying run of news about Ice and how they're
Speaker 1: treating detainees just in in many instances across the country. Uh.
Speaker 1: There is a couple of days ago, there's a story
Speaker 1: that broke uh that they were torturing African detainees to
Speaker 1: get them to sign their deep rotation papers. Uh. That's
Speaker 1: so they are basically spraying um cameroon IM asylum seekers
Speaker 1: with mace. Um. Just yes, refugees exactly, people who are
Speaker 1: trying to flee a country where if they go back there.
Speaker 1: They they fear that they're going to be killed. So
Speaker 1: ICE is like, well, that's that's tough to compete with,
Speaker 1: but we're gonna try. So they are you know, threatening them,
Speaker 1: choking them, beating them, pepper spraying them, and threatening them
Speaker 1: with more violence to make them sign Several were putting
Speaker 1: handcuffs by ICE A Fish officers and their fingerprints were
Speaker 1: taken forcibly in place of a signature. So that's something
Speaker 1: that just broke terrorist group. Yeah, now the ICE is
Speaker 1: it seems so clear cut and like the sort of
Speaker 1: thing you would just be able to ring up. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure why this isn't like one of the main
Speaker 1: talking points of the Biden campaign. Um there, Yeah, it's tough.
Speaker 1: I mean like it's I think that what the reason
Speaker 1: is because like on some level they know they would
Speaker 1: be guilty of some level of this too, Like because
Speaker 1: though Biden is not here to completely overhaul our immigration
Speaker 1: system and like actually make it humane and actually be
Speaker 1: like hey, do you are you seeking fucking asylum? Like
Speaker 1: are you fleeing for your life? Do you need safety?
Speaker 1: Welcome here? Uh? Come come on in. All he's doing
Speaker 1: is like I'm gonna make it less fucked up. It
Speaker 1: seems to be the only thing. Like he's talking very narrowly,
Speaker 1: and I think that's what people I think that's you know,
Speaker 1: that's what's disheartening is that you you can tell Biden
Speaker 1: will really hit the things on the issues that he's
Speaker 1: really differentiating himself on from the President, which is like,
Speaker 1: I'll listen to fucking science at least, and may be
Speaker 1: some taxes to go up for rich people. Don't talk
Speaker 1: to me about, you know, police reform or you know,
Speaker 1: refunding our communities and defunding police. Don't talk. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna that's not gonna happen. So I'm not gonna talk
Speaker 1: about that. And I think anyone who thinks that is like,
Speaker 1: you should listen to what's being said, or more importantly,
Speaker 1: what is not being said. You know. Unfortunately, the d
Speaker 1: n C, I think, would have you know, they wanted
Speaker 1: Biden over or they wanted Trump over Bernie because Bernie
Speaker 1: would have you know, actually affected change if you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so Bernie was not an option. That's yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: So you know, I mean, I I feel salty about
Speaker 1: that because it's like, Okay, well, this is a government
Speaker 1: that doesn't really I guess you know, there's no humanity.
Speaker 1: It's just you know, it's it's it's still law and order.
Speaker 1: It's like conservative, it's super super conservative. And yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: those are options. Yeah, there's no Yeah. What's heartbreaking. Two
Speaker 1: is that like even people lawyers for these detainees, the
Speaker 1: asylum seekers, are you know, saying it's not new, this
Speaker 1: kind of abuse, especially against black you know, asylum seekers.
Speaker 1: That's just it's just it's escalating. Yeah, that was their point,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you know, it underlines just how inhumane
Speaker 1: the process has been and will continue to be as
Speaker 1: long as we don't we look at people as like
Speaker 1: numbers on a sheet, or point of origin is a
Speaker 1: ship hole, or whatever the fuck the perception is of
Speaker 1: someone's background. Yeah, I mean they say they are ramping
Speaker 1: this behavior up because they think that Trump might lose
Speaker 1: and there will be a change over and they feel
Speaker 1: like they won't be able to get away with as
Speaker 1: much of it. If that's so wild that they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we won't be able to do this evil ship, so
Speaker 1: let's just do as much of it as we can, right.
Speaker 1: That's that feels like every dividing could be like hey,
Speaker 1: like they're worried I'm going to win and they won't
Speaker 1: be able to do the evil like that. So obviously
Speaker 1: there is a differentiation there. Um. There's also stories of
Speaker 1: forced sterilization in Georgia. The Department of Homeland Security Inspector
Speaker 1: General received a formal complete alleging that unnecessary hysterectomies were
Speaker 1: being performed on immigrants and custody at immigration uh and
Speaker 1: custom Enforcement Irwin County Detention Center in Georgia. Um And yeah,
Speaker 1: again this is a this is something with a long
Speaker 1: long history in the United States. Uh, you know people
Speaker 1: aren't even aware of. Yeah, eugenics was uh you know,
Speaker 1: the Nazis got a lot of their eugenics thinking from America.
Speaker 1: In America was on board with that ship until it
Speaker 1: was not. And then of course the genocide to you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like this is all just you know,
Speaker 1: just taking someone's ability to procreate away from them forcibly.
Speaker 1: It's you know, this is what's funny too, all these
Speaker 1: people who are so on queue and on and ship,
Speaker 1: who are like, think of the fucking children. I'm like,
Speaker 1: look at these there there are children who are will
Speaker 1: who knows if they are going to be reunited at
Speaker 1: this point there with their families that have been separated,
Speaker 1: and there was no plan for them to be reunited.
Speaker 1: From the beginning. The point the intention was to just
Speaker 1: deterbe these people with how cruel the United States could be.
Speaker 1: That was the policy would be, like, y'll be so
Speaker 1: fucked up that nobody wants even try and fucking come here.
Speaker 1: If you it's like being on like a like those scenes,
Speaker 1: or someone's like trying to get onto a building or
Speaker 1: something and like they're hanging and somebody just comes and
Speaker 1: starts like stomping on your fucking fingers with like your hand,
Speaker 1: like with your feet. But too many, that's what our
Speaker 1: policy is. Like it's literally, quite almost literally that just
Speaker 1: using violence to deter you. Yeah, it's I feel like
Speaker 1: they're laundering their angst over these inhumane behaviors and their
Speaker 1: inhumane beliefs of like how to treat people. Like in
Speaker 1: the past, we've laundered the reality of that through like
Speaker 1: horror movies like that will have a horror movie that's
Speaker 1: set on a Native American like burial ground, or you know,
Speaker 1: will have like westerns where that like reaffirm some sense
Speaker 1: of you know, that changed the story so that Americans
Speaker 1: are the good guys. I feel like Q and On
Speaker 1: is similarly, like they're coming up with theories that talk
Speaker 1: about the same sort of just horrifying behavior, but they're
Speaker 1: like making it be done by the Democrats too, like
Speaker 1: white children instead, so that they Yeah, you're anon is
Speaker 1: such a ploy. I mean, it's just an amalgamation of
Speaker 1: all the convenient conspiracy theories that they can use to
Speaker 1: push their conservative agenda whatever it is. Yeah, and as
Speaker 1: my miles that that was the third story I was
Speaker 1: referring to was the fact it forty five of the
Speaker 1: children who were separated from their parents. Uh, those children's
Speaker 1: parents have still not been located three years after they
Speaker 1: were separated. Um, yeah, because they were deported and yeah,
Speaker 1: just no no, no desire to uh keep them together,
Speaker 1: like no desire to reunite them in any way or
Speaker 1: thought given to that before. They was never that wasn't
Speaker 1: part of the protocol, and just separate them and then
Speaker 1: the onus is on the lawyers of the families to
Speaker 1: figure out after that. It's more just like, well, you
Speaker 1: shouldn't have come here. You know what this is. It's
Speaker 1: a it's a fucking wood chipper for human beings. Oh,
Speaker 1: I mean I think that. I think that sounds you
Speaker 1: just made it? Is I think just made in a syllable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't even have a word for it. I I
Speaker 1: would copyright that. Actually you might from this. That's the
Speaker 1: new did I do that for? Is just um, there's
Speaker 1: no more air horns at clubs? But this is crazy
Speaker 1: because we have government sanctioned torture and coersion of refugees, um,
Speaker 1: involuntary sterilization and freaking kidnapping and torture of well what
Speaker 1: this is all government sanction? Yeah, what you know, we're
Speaker 1: done out in the open. And then Q and on
Speaker 1: makes up a story where it's being done like Wayfair
Speaker 1: is doing it naming furniture after children. Uh yeah, it's
Speaker 1: strange times. Uh. Speaking of strange times, we are going
Speaker 1: to time travel into the future now too, after the
Speaker 1: debate that you all watched last night, to tell you
Speaker 1: what our reaction to that is. Uh, cue the time
Speaker 1: travel sound effect, throw the banana peel and the mr
Speaker 1: fusion and here we are in the future. It is
Speaker 1: us Jack and Miles physics taken taking the evening off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is after the debate. We just took it in
Speaker 1: It's it's it's chattering God, it was it was Battle
Speaker 1: of the Geriatrics one more time. They were Dude, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure Donald Trump when he's debating, he doesn't realize
Speaker 1: he is the president. He he like modulates between being
Speaker 1: the president and then also being an outsider running to
Speaker 1: be president. For the first time, it was, Yeah, it's like, well, what,
Speaker 1: what the way he can acknowledge someone could have presidential
Speaker 1: power in one breath and then immediately sort of deny
Speaker 1: that that would hold him accountable in another was truly,
Speaker 1: uh disastrous and fucking tragic. I mean, so the the
Speaker 1: overall vibes from this debate where he uh, you could
Speaker 1: like visibly see him trying not to interrupt, so like
Speaker 1: somebody clearly got to him with a shot caller during
Speaker 1: debate prep and was like, yo, every time you did
Speaker 1: you interrupt the moderator, We're giving you a little shock, right,
Speaker 1: And I think the muted microphones definitely helped. The moderator
Speaker 1: did a good job. I Again, I don't think that
Speaker 1: Chris Wallace like necessarily did a bad job in the
Speaker 1: sense that I don't think anybody could have gotten ahold
Speaker 1: of that first one. But like she definitely, Yeah, she
Speaker 1: do great Trump Trump. It was on one as usual.
Speaker 1: He was sniffling a little bit. He was he's got
Speaker 1: to perform, baby, He's gotta get that ship. He's freestyling man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's out there doing the jazz um. Yeah. He had
Speaker 1: He had these moments where it seemed like he was
Speaker 1: playing a character who was like trying to set Joe
Speaker 1: Biden up. Like he would be like, I don't know, Joe,
Speaker 1: what about the this is the laptop from hell Joe.
Speaker 1: It was like he was doing an impression of Donald
Speaker 1: Trump trying to it was. It was interesting. I just
Speaker 1: don't it again. It's it's one of those debates where
Speaker 1: you'd you'd hope there would be some kind of substance
Speaker 1: to it, but there isn't. It all boils down to
Speaker 1: two old guys just being like, well what about you?
Speaker 1: Well what about me? What about you? One? Here we
Speaker 1: go Russia again, here we go into Russia stuff. But
Speaker 1: it's true, what about you? It was like, okay, dude,
Speaker 1: we get it. Just get to funk. Just time travel
Speaker 1: to like one or whatever the funk this is gonna be.
Speaker 1: I would say, Um, Biden is at his worst worst
Speaker 1: when he is trying to use sarcasm. He needs to
Speaker 1: never do that again. Yeah. By the way, by the way, okay,
Speaker 1: by the way, all the teachers out there, not all
Speaker 1: of you are gonna die. Come on. He said that.
Speaker 1: I was like, Yo, what the funk was that? He's
Speaker 1: not the timing isn't his thing, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: He had a sarcasm thing with Hitler. He had a
Speaker 1: sarcasm thing with a bunch of different things. The one
Speaker 1: time he actually used sarcasm correctly by calling Trump Abraham
Speaker 1: Lincoln over there was like, wait, why just why just
Speaker 1: call me Abraham Lincoln. You just call just call me
Speaker 1: Abraham Lincoln. He thinks I'm Abraham Lincoln. So, uh, visiting
Speaker 1: your job? Did you hear that guy think Lincoln I'm
Speaker 1: a spooky ghost. He can't even he doesn't know what's
Speaker 1: going on. It's like, that's not But yeah, he really
Speaker 1: had to clarify that one for some reas. Okay, but
Speaker 1: I mean what I was saying, you said you but
Speaker 1: you okay, got it? So you just yeah, just just
Speaker 1: two old men talking past each other, screaming at a
Speaker 1: salad bar. I thought. Biden started out coherently and then
Speaker 1: kind of got a little choppy towards the end. Um,
Speaker 1: they both did you know it was late? You know
Speaker 1: it's you had some good lines, Biden, Americans don't panicky panicked.
Speaker 1: I thought that was pretty good. Yeah, and then there
Speaker 1: was just a lot of the the same old uh
Speaker 1: like the barisma stuff Trump got into again just fell
Speaker 1: so flat. He's really like he's not. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I felt like he was having a really hard time
Speaker 1: finding a way to have his like so quote unquote
Speaker 1: attacks land as attacks versus him just saying like the
Speaker 1: same six things over and over again. Right. I think
Speaker 1: Trump is generally incapable of like taking a new direction,
Speaker 1: and that extends to like he just has the same
Speaker 1: talking points that he makes every night. Like when he
Speaker 1: had another shot to like take a new path on
Speaker 1: the virus virus response, he can't do that. Um, but
Speaker 1: he he also like can't. I think I think the
Speaker 1: success against Hillary Clinton like he thinks that just like
Speaker 1: he can replicate that by accusing Biden of being corrupt.
Speaker 1: But it's like, no, that was so Hillary Clinton has
Speaker 1: been called corrupt since white Water, Like that was that's
Speaker 1: been the Republicans have been working on her for decades
Speaker 1: by the time you got to her, so that like
Speaker 1: when you accused her of being corrupt and there were
Speaker 1: these vague email things, that was enough. That was all
Speaker 1: people needed, was just a little push. But with Biden,
Speaker 1: it just like it's not who people think he is,
Speaker 1: and he doesn't like come off that way, Like you
Speaker 1: don't get the sense that he's anything other than corny
Speaker 1: and very earnest, like when he's out there, like he
Speaker 1: just does not come off as like old slick Willie,
Speaker 1: who's like not you know, he seems like he's wearing
Speaker 1: his heart on his sleeve and believes the thing he's saying.
Speaker 1: He's just you know, a little bit befuddled and old. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just like you were saying, kind of how this
Speaker 1: the tactics aren't working. It really is like the sophomore
Speaker 1: album where he's like he's doing it again. No, but
Speaker 1: it's like, Yo, it just doesn't hit like whoa, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all kinds of weird now because you're not in
Speaker 1: the same position anymore. This same perspective actually just rings
Speaker 1: very hollow. But I think that's really, I guess the
Speaker 1: logical endpoint when you have someone like Trump who is
Speaker 1: so one dimensional and how he thinks and how he
Speaker 1: responds and behaves that when you put him in like
Speaker 1: the exact I guess similar environment, which is a presidential election,
Speaker 1: it's just like, Okay, I have one song that I
Speaker 1: play and here we go. Yeah, so it's it's yeah.
Speaker 1: I just really found myself being more and more tuned out,
Speaker 1: where I would just keep sighing whenever there was a
Speaker 1: moment where he would just rely on these tired attacks
Speaker 1: of like, well, you know, folks, he wants to give
Speaker 1: money to the wrong people. These people come in here
Speaker 1: and they're gonna drain up your text money. Like just
Speaker 1: these old attacks that these children were brought here by coyotes,
Speaker 1: that we're somehow trying to humanize and then dehumanize at
Speaker 1: the same time. And I know there had to have
Speaker 1: been moments like for I'm you know, I'll always pretend
Speaker 1: there are conservatives who will, you know, look at Trump
Speaker 1: and be like, oh, this guy stinks, who haven't fully
Speaker 1: come around to it unless they're not racist, but like
Speaker 1: we're there, we're just objectively, it was like, oh man,
Speaker 1: this guy is getting like this this sucks as an answer,
Speaker 1: like this is good. This objectively, I could do better
Speaker 1: than this. You're like, oh, come on, we got we're
Speaker 1: getting killed out there. Yeah, I do wonder. Yeah. Somebody
Speaker 1: was on Twitter being like, man, the magic really is
Speaker 1: gone when they announced that he was inviting that guy
Speaker 1: to the debate like he did with Bill Clinton's victims
Speaker 1: at the final debate and the last one he like
Speaker 1: invited what was the guy's that It was like Tony
Speaker 1: Baba booie. I think I saw somebody referred to him
Speaker 1: as I don't I don't know exactly what, but Trump
Speaker 1: kept being like guy Bob o Lynsky, baby, Uh he
Speaker 1: is his name is so silly that Trump couldn't refer
Speaker 1: to him by name, because if he was like and
Speaker 1: what about Tony bob Lynsky, people would have been like
Speaker 1: what the fun? But he kept like referring to him
Speaker 1: broadly generally been like this, this guy just had a
Speaker 1: had a press conference. It was wild people. A lot
Speaker 1: of people are calling it the Laptop from Hell. I
Speaker 1: loved when he tried to make that happen. It's a
Speaker 1: lot of people, Uh it's yeah, it's just like he's
Speaker 1: trying to talk shit at a convalescent home. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you heard Joe's got I don't know if
Speaker 1: you guys heard. Everybody's been talking about it. It's a
Speaker 1: laptop from hell. It's really not an effective way to
Speaker 1: to get anything across. And yeah, the but the bar
Speaker 1: is so low now that you just see like how
Speaker 1: just relative to Trump, how like you just hear Biden
Speaker 1: says the thing and him just being like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: like maybe we'll stop fracking, and you're like, oh, wow,
Speaker 1: thank god, he's a he's a revolutionary, but we hope
Speaker 1: the funk up. I get that now. At the same time,
Speaker 1: there's still this thing where it's like you gotta you
Speaker 1: also have to you have these talking points that are
Speaker 1: very specifically pointed at a very specific demographic you need
Speaker 1: to support you at the polls on November three, if
Speaker 1: they haven't voted already. So yeah, it's exhausting. I can't imagine.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine that people are walking away from that
Speaker 1: debate and being like, yes, I now my the scent
Speaker 1: is off. Trump went with regards to Russian money, and
Speaker 1: now it's on Joe Biden. Because it's just again it's
Speaker 1: like all about branding. You have to like use the
Speaker 1: person's weight against them. You have to use the fact
Speaker 1: that people think Hillary Clinton is not genuine and corrupt
Speaker 1: against her, And you can't just say the thing that's
Speaker 1: true about you, that everyone knows it's true about you
Speaker 1: and be like, yeah, that it was him. He was
Speaker 1: I'm the I'm the guy who uh everybody black people love,
Speaker 1: people love me them. We love each other. But I like,
Speaker 1: that's mainly my thing, and that's amazing just getting with
Speaker 1: these brothers. You know. The one thing that I did
Speaker 1: think he was smart on was he tried to get
Speaker 1: a thing started where Joe Biden wants small windows and
Speaker 1: Joe Biden has tiny little eyes, So I think maybe
Speaker 1: there could be some resonance there because he's got little
Speaker 1: coin slots for eyes. But yeah, other than that, I
Speaker 1: don't I don't know if it's gonna if this one's
Speaker 1: gonna take off in the right direction. He he needs one,
Speaker 1: like you say that, like people will believe you know
Speaker 1: where It's like, I don't know, if you know, Joe Biden,
Speaker 1: it was investing in an app where you you hook
Speaker 1: up with people to kiss him and if you'd be
Speaker 1: underage girls, it could be kids, babies, goats, rats, sheetahs, birds,
Speaker 1: you don't know. Yeah, but it's all about kissing, and
Speaker 1: it's got him in a lot of trouble. A lot
Speaker 1: of people got in trouble on that app. Like someone
Speaker 1: might be like, uh huh, really, I'd google that. I'd
Speaker 1: google that for some reason right where I could see, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: him being just like caught in a scam investment because
Speaker 1: he's an old guy, would maybe work where he was
Speaker 1: poisonous invest in his son, his son Hunter's app. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: his son Hunter. He's been investing in his band for
Speaker 1: the whole time. It's really awful. I mean he you
Speaker 1: should see what he paid in uh to Scrillics for
Speaker 1: a track. It wasn't even Scrillics that actually produced a
Speaker 1: terrible waste of money. And then he was invested in
Speaker 1: this fire something Firefest thing as well, So I'd look
Speaker 1: into that. Joe Biden, come on, yeah, come on, come on,
Speaker 1: what's wrong with these guys? Come on, I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: what that just shows you this guy doesn't know what
Speaker 1: he's talking about. Let's say that's why. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: got so and you wish Joe Biden was sharp enough. Actually,
Speaker 1: Donald Trump's head off, because I'm like, get me in there.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, Donald Trump, what's the g d P
Speaker 1: this year? Donald Trump, you're the press. I would be like,
Speaker 1: Donald Trump, are you the president? I would probably start
Speaker 1: every question off like that because he would he would
Speaker 1: not actually be able to realize. I'm like getting a
Speaker 1: pattern going. I'm like, are you the president? Yes? And
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, who is our largest trade partner in
Speaker 1: the Southern Hemisphere? Yeah? Okay, Donald Trump, are you the president?
Speaker 1: You know it? Baby? Okay, So what's your what's your
Speaker 1: health care plan? Exactly? Guys. He hasn't said anything. Am
Speaker 1: I the only I would be like this, Am I
Speaker 1: the only person up here watch this? Donald Trump? Are
Speaker 1: you the president? What's your healthcare plan? Crickets? The very
Speaker 1: specifically the Putin thing. He didn't bring up Hillsinki like that.
Speaker 1: That's the one time we saw Trump on stage with
Speaker 1: Putin where he was like that, resonated with people. We
Speaker 1: saw his approval rating like that. What how when he's
Speaker 1: been like, you're the Putin guy. You you got the
Speaker 1: money from Putin? Like how is he not like, dude,
Speaker 1: we saw you on stage, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Like that? But it's just yeah, you really it is
Speaker 1: frustrating that there were I think pretty much every candidate
Speaker 1: that we saw during the debates, like Biden was among
Speaker 1: the worst at debates. Uh, during the primary. I mean,
Speaker 1: he had holy remember the put your babies in front
Speaker 1: of the record player like in lieu of parenting like
Speaker 1: monologue he did, and go to Joe three three. I mean,
Speaker 1: but to be to be honest, like we're kind of, uh,
Speaker 1: we should be relieved. I guess that this is all over.
Speaker 1: And he didn't say ship like that. I mean he
Speaker 1: did kind of get into it. I feel like in
Speaker 1: one of the last I think it was at the
Speaker 1: town hall where he was veering into that whole like
Speaker 1: words per hour thing of like what you need to hear,
Speaker 1: and I was like the town hall was rough, but
Speaker 1: it was so boring. I think everybody tuned out by
Speaker 1: the Yeah, well because at this point, who's who's being swede.
Speaker 1: It's like now we're truly just watching like fail videos
Speaker 1: of old guys. But like, imagine what Elizabeth Warren would
Speaker 1: have done, Imagine when AOC would have done to that
Speaker 1: motherfucker anybody ke would have done A fucking bet was
Speaker 1: the one that I was holding like he probably would
Speaker 1: have sucked it up to he probably would have. He
Speaker 1: would have been like, yo, fuck you, bro, and people
Speaker 1: will be like, oh shit, yeah yeah, Beto and Biden
Speaker 1: uniquely bad at this. But I mean, yeah, he got out.
Speaker 1: I think I feel like mostly unscathed, or at least
Speaker 1: Trump didn't really really have I don't know. Trump is
Speaker 1: uniquely bad at this too, because he only has one mode.
Speaker 1: He only has like one track that his mind goes on,
Speaker 1: and it doesn't work as a as a defending chap.
Speaker 1: It doesn't work when you just did four years and
Speaker 1: didn't do any of this ship that you said you
Speaker 1: were going to do. It's I'm sure Fox News is
Speaker 1: saying the opposite, but um, I thought like he's delivered
Speaker 1: in particular. I feel like he when he was talking
Speaker 1: about the Hunter Biden stuff, it was only going to resonate.
Speaker 1: Like anybody who doesn't watch Fox News would have been
Speaker 1: totally lost at at that time, right Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: mean the biggest headline on Fox News right now is
Speaker 1: Trump Biden clash over Hunter Biden business questions at final Like,
Speaker 1: but no, really three and a half million, three and
Speaker 1: a half million. If you're playing that drinking game, you
Speaker 1: would have been trashed U. Yeah, but it's a right.
Speaker 1: The final statement was also something to behold as well,
Speaker 1: because when President Trump started, oh what was that? Sorry, No, no,
Speaker 1: that's Fox News like four just skull fucking me with
Speaker 1: a browser ad. The other thing was like the final question,
Speaker 1: say give us your inaugural address. How you're talking to
Speaker 1: the people that didn't vote for you, and Trump just
Speaker 1: it's like when again, this is the part where you
Speaker 1: see when you're not very nimble minded and you're like
Speaker 1: freestyle rapping like Trump is, and his first line, his
Speaker 1: first bar ends with the word purple, and he's like,
Speaker 1: oh fuck, like it's just it all. He was skating
Speaker 1: and sliding after that. It was to other people that
Speaker 1: voted against me, purple, you know what it is, fucking
Speaker 1: I don't care if you're Asian, fucking brown mustard. It was, yeah,
Speaker 1: he didn't he didn't seem to stay on point, like
Speaker 1: on the subject of that one. He just started like
Speaker 1: criticizing Obama and Biden like it was two thousand and
Speaker 1: sixteen again, two thou what are you? What are you
Speaker 1: gonna do? Yeah, it's an old man just fucking taking
Speaker 1: whiffs in the wind. Anything nazy plosy. She was she
Speaker 1: was dancing in the streets in Chinatown. What yeah in
Speaker 1: the movie Chinatown. Watch Chinatown the movie. Look in the background,
Speaker 1: she's there, all right, So that's it is what it is.
Speaker 1: It's what it's. Uh, we knew it heading in. I
Speaker 1: call for a different person. I also feel like Kamala
Speaker 1: is not the best debater there, so like it's not
Speaker 1: like if he sticks to his plan of like, uh,
Speaker 1: you know that he's gonna turn things over to her
Speaker 1: in four years, that like we're gonna get a lights
Speaker 1: out debater. But I just I like the thing that's
Speaker 1: so refreshing about AOC and Elizabeth Warren when she was
Speaker 1: debating is like they say the thing that your your
Speaker 1: brains are like that you should like that. There's not
Speaker 1: like this like convoluted like web of pipes that you
Speaker 1: have to like see the thought traveling to to like
Speaker 1: get out the way that I feel like it does
Speaker 1: with Biden and with uh Kamala, it's kind of like
Speaker 1: you can see and with Hillary Clinton, like you can
Speaker 1: see what they're like there's just too much calculations going
Speaker 1: on behind the main frame like that it's just like
Speaker 1: just say, just say the truth. Just be be about it,
Speaker 1: and it's just doesn't happen with these folks. Yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 1: all right, let's hop in the DeLorean and we're back
Speaker 1: in the past future. Off of me the slime Ye, slimy.
Speaker 1: It's like coming out of the Demogorgon from Strange Yeah,
Speaker 1: stranger things. Yeah. I almost just called it strange things
Speaker 1: because I'm an old man. All right, Let's talk about
Speaker 1: before we get into the merch war. Let's talk about
Speaker 1: the fifteen minute rule. Not to be confused with the
Speaker 1: fifteen second rule, where you drop your food on the
Speaker 1: ground and you can still eat it if it's only
Speaker 1: been there for fifteen seconds. The fifteen minute rule is
Speaker 1: the one that states that you don't have to worry
Speaker 1: about COVID if you're not around somebody who has it
Speaker 1: for more than fifteen minutes. That's not actually the how
Speaker 1: scientists were putting it, but that's how I had how
Speaker 1: my brain interpreted it. Is like I can just you know,
Speaker 1: have a singing contest with somebody for fourteen minutes, but
Speaker 1: then you know, as the time or ticks down, I
Speaker 1: gotta get out of there. Um. But they just announced
Speaker 1: that it doesn't need to be consecutive because a UM
Speaker 1: corrections officer in Vermont got it from different UH detainees
Speaker 1: that they were interacting with like multiple times throughout the
Speaker 1: day for really short brief periods that added up to
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. UM. It really is weird though, it's like
Speaker 1: it's like so cumulative. It's all about like if they
Speaker 1: the amount of virus that's coming out of that person's
Speaker 1: body get to come out of their body and enter
Speaker 1: yours for fifteen minutes like total, then you're in I
Speaker 1: wonder if UM it's cumulative and you can retain it.
Speaker 1: Like let's say you spend seven minutes with the person,
Speaker 1: you go do some other ship, and you come back
Speaker 1: and spend eight more minutes, and then you have fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: That's right, Yeah, you had, That's what they're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: over twenty four hours, if you like, if I spend
Speaker 1: five minutes with you in the morning, then you know
Speaker 1: we have lunch together, and then five minutes at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, like you're I eat in three minutes.
Speaker 1: That's how quickly I ate lunch. So we've seen we've
Speaker 1: seen the videos on YouTube. Over twenty four hours, no
Speaker 1: more than fifteen minutes worth of time, and then it
Speaker 1: resets every twenty four hours. Yeah exactly. I don't know
Speaker 1: it's a clean bill, but it is. Yeah. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I think maybe it helps give peace of mind in
Speaker 1: the event that you maybe you know, if you might
Speaker 1: be over overlea concerned about like your exposure risk and
Speaker 1: things like that. But I think at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, it's always just best don't even in your
Speaker 1: back you mind, be like, fuck it, man, let's take
Speaker 1: these masks off for about ten minutes. Huh. I know you.
Speaker 1: I think we can. I trust you and just think
Speaker 1: always the room. I'm sorry. I was just gonna ask
Speaker 1: what happens if you're in the room with multiple people
Speaker 1: with COVID? So does that cut your time in half?
Speaker 1: If you're doing a singing contest with two people who
Speaker 1: have co right, yeah, like seven and a half minutes
Speaker 1: with two people, right? Yeah, See, this is just just
Speaker 1: wear the mask socially distance, y'all. Don't you're playing sucking
Speaker 1: blow with them and like losing at it frequently, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: that's probably not good. Um, but doctor, we only kissed
Speaker 1: for thirteen minutes. No where did you hear this? The
Speaker 1: Daily's eight guys. Remember when they were saying at the
Speaker 1: beginning of the m of this pandemic, they were saying
Speaker 1: that you can get COVID through semen. Yeah, is that
Speaker 1: not true? I don't know. I stopped hearing about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my pastor was saying that for years. I believe the science. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you're saying your pastor is responsible for COVID. I
Speaker 1: don't know what he's I mean I used pastor loosely.
Speaker 1: I mean he he basically was the best at shooting
Speaker 1: from half court at the local y MC. Yeah, pastor
Speaker 1: wedding because it was just wet from half court every time.
Speaker 1: Al Right, before we go, let's talk really briefly about
Speaker 1: what we're gonna watch over the weekend. Uh So the
Speaker 1: Netflix Top ten, we got new Unsolved Mysteries coming through.
Speaker 1: I don't think we ever did Unsolved Mysteries as an
Speaker 1: official rewatch. So I think we just all did we
Speaker 1: just watch? We watched, were talking about Yeah, like that yo,
Speaker 1: did that dude jump off the roof or did he
Speaker 1: get how did he? What happened to that guy in
Speaker 1: the first episode? I remember, who have my cell phone?
Speaker 1: Was chill on the top of the roof. But his
Speaker 1: sandal was only partially blown off. That was really strange.
Speaker 1: I actually rewatched that episode instead of watching more episodes
Speaker 1: because I wanted to see what my wife thought, and
Speaker 1: she was on on board with you guys, thinking that
Speaker 1: my theory that it was a manic episode was not founded.
Speaker 1: So the mystery is still out, guys. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: started watching the I saw the first episode of the
Speaker 1: new season. It was all right, okay, okay, um, haunting
Speaker 1: a blind manner? Are you are you a haunting boy?
Speaker 1: Hate hate? Because are you a haunting gal? I am?
Speaker 1: And I loved it. I love the story, I like
Speaker 1: the guy who made it. I loved Haunting at Hillhouse.
Speaker 1: I just think it's I think it's a eight and
Speaker 1: sort of beautiful and story, and it's it takes a
Speaker 1: lot of like you have to be smart to structure
Speaker 1: a story like that. That's just it's it's good. It
Speaker 1: starts off a little slow. Um. I actually started watching
Speaker 1: five minutes and stopped, and then a friend was like,
Speaker 1: give it some time and it was worth it. Um,
Speaker 1: But I would I would suggest starting with Haunting at
Speaker 1: Hill House. Yeah. First, I think Orson won't make sense,
Speaker 1: it won't be scary. No, No, it's anthology, so it's
Speaker 1: like unrelated, but everyone has American accents in the first one,
Speaker 1: so it's a little more palatable for American you know,
Speaker 1: like you if you have a more refined taste than
Speaker 1: blind manner I think is yeah blind man. They made
Speaker 1: it sound fancy blind manner, like just that syllable blige
Speaker 1: sounds very British and fancy. Are you Are you like
Speaker 1: conjuring fam are you like did you Are you into
Speaker 1: Haunted House movies? Yeah? Yeah, I love all that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love all the genre stuff, Barren Stain, Bear, Spooky
Speaker 1: House episode, the Spooky Tree House, all that stuff. I
Speaker 1: haven't seen that. Oh that's a that's a childhood book
Speaker 1: that I was. So he's a Barren Stein or Barren Stain. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I could have I swear it was it was Ei man. See,
Speaker 1: I told you she was from an alternate universe. Miles.
Speaker 1: Do you know that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Mandela's yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I but I do. Do you guys not
Speaker 1: remember that? Do you remember it as a I have
Speaker 1: other things that are Mandela effect, but I always remembered
Speaker 1: it being the way it was. But that's probably because
Speaker 1: I didn't read those books until college. That's when I
Speaker 1: really got into them. Um, when you were sort of
Speaker 1: got to that reading level, you're ready, finally ready for him.
Speaker 1: Yeah I was. I wrote my master's thesis on yeah,
Speaker 1: doing going doing bearn Stain Bears and start back to back.
Speaker 1: I think it was a pretty big move. But yeah,
Speaker 1: am I the only person who keeps thinking of the
Speaker 1: cornerback Dre Bligh when I hear the Haunting of blind Man?
Speaker 1: You know, you you have like some football history that
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm gonna be the worst senile man who's
Speaker 1: like Damnit Snoop Mens Snoop minis Man, Marvin Mennis and hey,
Speaker 1: Loki should probably be a Hall of Famer. He was
Speaker 1: a playmaker back there. Shout out to you, Dre College
Speaker 1: or NFL NFL baby Wow. Okay. Rebecca is a new
Speaker 1: movie that is a remake of a Hitchcock movie has
Speaker 1: yet to be done. I think so right, it's remake
Speaker 1: of Rebecca. I'm not I'm know fucking nothing of Hitchcock. Really,
Speaker 1: I know like three things about him. Yeah, it's good evening.
Speaker 1: It's an American romantic psychological thriller directed by Alfred Hitchcock
Speaker 1: in and people have. Yet people keep being like, you know,
Speaker 1: what we should do is remake a movie by like
Speaker 1: the best director, but like with a different worst director,
Speaker 1: Like but this time it looks different. Anyways, That's that's trending.
Speaker 1: I've heard people be between agnostic and unimpressed with that
Speaker 1: audacity though to do that right, to be like do Hitchcock,
Speaker 1: that's like gonna be like when Jojo Siwa is like, yo,
Speaker 1: I covered Kendrick Lamar's two pimple Butterfly. What do y'all
Speaker 1: think something? Yeah, yeah, exactly, Uh at least yes, I
Speaker 1: do love uh. My next guest with the David Letterman
Speaker 1: Talk Show. This is the first guests that I've been
Speaker 1: intrigued to watch. The first episode I've been intrigued to
Speaker 1: watch because he's always getting like these got Obama. He's
Speaker 1: got like really impressive people who you know, I am
Speaker 1: interested in but not necessarily seeing David Letterman talk to them.
Speaker 1: But this time it's Kim Kardashian and he My favorite
Speaker 1: thing that David Letterman does is like when he's kind
Speaker 1: of baffled by the fame of the person that he's
Speaker 1: talking to and he's just like, so wait, what, like
Speaker 1: what is happening? He would have the people from Survivor
Speaker 1: on when they got kicked off and and just be
Speaker 1: like what the fuck like and this is CBS for
Speaker 1: making me do this? Yeah, um yeah, yeah right right,
Speaker 1: he's got one eye on the clock. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then what bol Borak comes out to, which maybe
Speaker 1: also yeah tender as well, because on the heels of
Speaker 1: that Rudy Giuliani story, it should we do Borat. I
Speaker 1: believe it for me. If you if you are on
Speaker 1: the Bezos tube machine Ak Amazon Prime, so you had
Speaker 1: also covested that Hulu documentary about COVID, but like that
Speaker 1: we should just like, yeah, totally under control. We should
Speaker 1: just watch that regardless I don't feel like and it'll
Speaker 1: really bumm you out but also make you sort of
Speaker 1: really I think one of I don't know, listen the
Speaker 1: scientists even more even harder. Yeah, because like Jesus Christ
Speaker 1: about about everything. Um so, but yeah, I think Borat
Speaker 1: will have the dual thing of like maybe making me
Speaker 1: laugh and then also making my skin crawl off my
Speaker 1: whole body. Yeah yeah, um, alright, let's let's do that.
Speaker 1: That sounds good, That sounds like fun. Alright, man, Okay,
Speaker 1: let me check my blood pressure throughout and I'll come
Speaker 1: back to you with the results. The rest of the
Speaker 1: top ten is stuff we've already talked about Emily in Paris,
Speaker 1: Huey Halloween, except for Tremors Shrieker Island. Uh so there's
Speaker 1: a new there's a new Tremors out there, y'all. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm intrigued, so but we will We'll save that for
Speaker 1: another time when we're ready for something more intellectually challenging.
Speaker 1: But that's gonna do it for today. Yeah, Phizza, it's
Speaker 1: been so fun having you as always. Where can people?
Speaker 1: Where can people find you? And follow you? Um? I'm
Speaker 1: on the internet. Uh yeah, I'm putting out lots of
Speaker 1: new content. So um, Instagram is a good place to start.
Speaker 1: It's just my name at PIZZASNI um F I, Z A, A,
Speaker 1: D O, S A and I And that's actually my
Speaker 1: handle for all the social media platforms Twitter, um all that,
Speaker 1: and then um oh YouTube check out my YouTube. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have longer form content on there. And I have
Speaker 1: a weekly podcast as well called Facial Recognition Comedy on
Speaker 1: new episode every Tuesday on all the platforms, and we
Speaker 1: have a live streaming show. Sorry. Yeah, it's a live
Speaker 1: facial recognition comedy streaming show on the seven pm Pacific
Speaker 1: time ten pm Eastern Standard time. It's a live streaming
Speaker 1: comedy show. Um and then tickets are I have the
Speaker 1: link on my Instagram profile. Hell yeah, awesome. Is there
Speaker 1: a tweet or some other work of social media you've
Speaker 1: been enjoying? Yeah, I saw this tweet, so I I
Speaker 1: identify as um as solo Polly, so I really identified
Speaker 1: with the street. It's so it's a woman named Emily
Speaker 1: Mernane and she said, what the funk? I fell in
Speaker 1: love and now I got to share a bedroom for
Speaker 1: the rest of my life. Yeah, it's so hard. Uh,
Speaker 1: so awesome. Miles where you can people find you? What
Speaker 1: the tweet you've been enjoying? Uh, you can find me
Speaker 1: on Twitter, Instagram at Miles of Gray and also the
Speaker 1: other podcast for Twenty Day Fiance. We just get high
Speaker 1: talking about trying to take ease our minds. Also, I
Speaker 1: just forgot I forgot to give praise and credit to
Speaker 1: from my a K at the beginning. That was from
Speaker 1: Cookie Smut on the discord, So all praise to Cookie
Speaker 1: Smut for that work of bad boys for life. Um,
Speaker 1: let's see a tweet that I like is from Ian
Speaker 1: Carmel at Ian Carmel, Uh, he was like sort of
Speaker 1: quote tweeting page six tweet that shows Ellen DeGeneres is
Speaker 1: new like slicked back hair do that she's rocking, and
Speaker 1: he tweets Ellen losing her ship at a ref after
Speaker 1: Patrick Ewing picks up his fifth foul because it looks
Speaker 1: like pat Riley's ridiculous. Oh you know, that's just that's
Speaker 1: for the old timey sports fans out there, so shout
Speaker 1: out to that. But the hair, the slick back hair
Speaker 1: do is the back is really giving me the pat
Speaker 1: Riley vibes. Yeah, I mean because it's almost a little
Speaker 1: a semi Mulley is getting a little Mulley back there.
Speaker 1: So I forgive everything now the hair do. I can't
Speaker 1: stay mad at her with that hair do. Pat Riley. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: A couple tweets I've been enjoying peace at pie Zilla tweeted.
Speaker 1: Alcohol effects people differently. When I drink, I become happy, joyful,
Speaker 1: and free, the life of the party. Meanwhile those around
Speaker 1: me become bitter and angry, jealous that I know everything,
Speaker 1: have the ability to dance at any song and most
Speaker 1: of all become both sexy and fireproof. Uh. And then
Speaker 1: Dana Donnally tweeted me age scrolling through TikTok m which
Speaker 1: of these teenagers should I model my life after. You
Speaker 1: can find me on Twitter, Jack Underscore, Brian. You can
Speaker 1: find us on Twitter at daily zeit Geys twere at
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Speaker 1: fan page on a website daily zeite geys dot com
Speaker 1: where we post our episodes on our footnotes where we
Speaker 1: linked off to the information that we talked about in
Speaker 1: today's episode, as well as the song we ride out
Speaker 1: on miles. What are we riding out on? Two days? Oh,
Speaker 1: we are writing out on a track by a group
Speaker 1: called self Steam one word se L F S T
Speaker 1: E A M. And the track is called the Sushi
Speaker 1: And uh, it's just got you know. Last time, we're
Speaker 1: going on some like viby like Pacific Coast Highway with
Speaker 1: the Top Town music. This is the same thing, except
Speaker 1: now I feel like we're at a menu screen of
Speaker 1: like a Genesis game, and the game, like the whole
Speaker 1: point of the game is just so vibe as hard
Speaker 1: as possible, and you're selecting your character. H And that's
Speaker 1: the kind of music I'm liking right now. It's got
Speaker 1: like because it's just a blend of soothing, familiar like sounds.
Speaker 1: But like, I think, the old school aesthetic takes me
Speaker 1: back to simpler times when I was a child and
Speaker 1: had no bills, and that's what it's all about. So yeah,
Speaker 1: to take that one out, Sushi by self steam. The
Speaker 1: way I play. The point of the game is always
Speaker 1: to buy as hard as possible. Oh hell yes, how
Speaker 1: I get that a long jem. Yeah, and particularly that's
Speaker 1: why I also one of the worst jam one of
Speaker 1: the You're one of the worst people to play Fortnite
Speaker 1: with Call of Duty type games. You're like, Oh, come on, guys,
Speaker 1: that's such a bummer, man, this let me three sixty.
Speaker 1: I'm not even trying to hit anybody. I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to do these two sixties. That the look, the aesthetic.
Speaker 1: Uh all right, Well, the Daily Ze guys, the production
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Speaker 1: for this morning. We'll be back this afternoon to tell
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