Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, fifty seven,
Speaker 1: episode four of Today He's Like Guys, production of I
Speaker 1: Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we take a
Speaker 1: deep dive into America's share consciousness and say, officially off
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Speaker 1: our day to the sounds of Fox News, who's played
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Speaker 1: see Jay Muse Jay Music, Chicago, and I'm thrilled to
Speaker 1: be joined at the by my co host, Mr Miles Grag.
Speaker 1: When you drink Mountain dew and your podcasts to that's
Speaker 1: a Miles Gray. When a Mars does your car and
Speaker 1: you drive it quite far, that's a Miles Great. So
Speaker 1: I don't that's all they wrote. But thank you to
Speaker 1: Jim Halbert, not Jim Halpert, but g Y M. Halberd
Speaker 1: on the discord for that fantastic that's a more beautiful
Speaker 1: I mean, you see with that tight with that screen
Speaker 1: name that they're going to have great Helpert, No m Halbert,
Speaker 1: Jim like lifting oh, you gotta listen, gotta listen. Uh, Miles,
Speaker 1: you're wearing your Dodger's blue. Is that on purpose? Blewed
Speaker 1: up from the shoes up? Yep? You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I realized that what my TV delay is based on
Speaker 1: the timing of the gun shots and the third out
Speaker 1: in the ninth inning. Um. And I was like, because
Speaker 1: the second the first pitch was thrown and the gunshots
Speaker 1: went off, I was like, damn, I'm a solid and
Speaker 1: half behind. I'm like, I just turned it off. I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, great. I was expecting my windows. It
Speaker 1: was fun. Yeah. I was expecting some last minute antics
Speaker 1: because you know, that's that's the world where and I
Speaker 1: was like, you know, honestly, things could turn around very quickly. Uh,
Speaker 1: it was just a couple of NTI in terms of
Speaker 1: them losing. I mean, there were some last minute antics.
Speaker 1: When we found out the best player on the Dodgers
Speaker 1: had tested positive for COVID in the eighth inning. Uh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when Rios came on, I was like, what's going on anyway? Yes,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's good times uh in this part
Speaker 1: of the city. Yeah, I didn't. I was shocked how
Speaker 1: many fireworks people had left over from the from the Lakers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's we grow them on trees out here. Um. Yeah, alright, Miles,
Speaker 1: its election time. We're trimming it down, We're getting right
Speaker 1: into it. We're telling people what we're talking about today.
Speaker 1: We are talking about where the Trump creep re election
Speaker 1: campaign and spending their money. We're going to talk about
Speaker 1: this five thirty eight toy that they just put out
Speaker 1: that is a dangerous time swallower. What is just an
Speaker 1: interactive electoral interactive electoral college map where you can like
Speaker 1: give one of the swing states to one of the
Speaker 1: candidates and then just like and then they're like, now
Speaker 1: Trump's chances are seventy does it redistribute it the chances
Speaker 1: if that one goes to that party. It's the most
Speaker 1: fucked up one is the to seventy two win dot
Speaker 1: com one where you just like click on it to
Speaker 1: be like and this is red and then this one
Speaker 1: will be blew And then you start looking at the
Speaker 1: map and you're like, okay, so if those are settled,
Speaker 1: it's like it gives you, it gives your imagination, I think,
Speaker 1: even more room to run. And it's it's dangerous. I
Speaker 1: figured out that Trump could win Pennsylvania, Ohio, Georgia, Texas,
Speaker 1: Florida and still lose to Biden if Biden wins in
Speaker 1: North Carolina. So that's what I did with my morning.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about a couple of historians who think
Speaker 1: we're headed for a civil war no matter who wins.
Speaker 1: We're gonna listen to some gop fucker's flounder. We're gonna
Speaker 1: do all of that plenty more. We've been talking about
Speaker 1: the Trump Biden fridge quiz, all of that, plenty more.
Speaker 1: But first, Miles, we are thrilled to be joined in
Speaker 1: our third seat by the hilarious and talented Chelsea Devantes.
Speaker 1: What's up? Welcome, Welcome you guys. It was incredible to
Speaker 1: watch you do your intro live. I felt like I
Speaker 1: was at a little concert so much and did hold
Speaker 1: up a lighter appreciate that started dancing. But yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for buying the march, by the way,
Speaker 1: and also for people listening. There is a sale on
Speaker 1: te public right now I think until Saturday. So go
Speaker 1: go go hook us up, help to keep the lights on.
Speaker 1: I get some TV's emerged too. Miles is in his
Speaker 1: pro social social distancing club shirt. Yeah, this is gonna
Speaker 1: be this is gonna age very poorly. Uh yeah. But
Speaker 1: like when I explained to my kids, like in the
Speaker 1: ashes of like the Nuclear Winter, where they're like, why
Speaker 1: do we wear these garments? That's a sight gang on them,
Speaker 1: I'm like, they're the only free clothes we have everything.
Speaker 1: That's right, Chelsea. What have you been up to. How
Speaker 1: have you been spending your pandemic for the past month
Speaker 1: or so? Oh, that's fun. We're just checking in on
Speaker 1: the last month of the pandemic, which is good. It's good.
Speaker 1: I've gone through some intense pandemic phases, um, and this
Speaker 1: last phase is I would say this last phase is
Speaker 1: experimenting with xan x as a sleeping pill phase for me. Um.
Speaker 1: It's you know too well that ship is addictive and
Speaker 1: they're like, you shouldn't do this, Um, But I you know,
Speaker 1: I started pandemic with Zeke Will and moved into a
Speaker 1: CBD phase and and then and then I said it's
Speaker 1: not enough, turn it up. Yeah, so I can still
Speaker 1: remember my dreams. Fuck that give me, give me, give
Speaker 1: me some and I want to close my eyes and
Speaker 1: open them and it's daytime and I don't and then
Speaker 1: you confuse and have this weird feeling in the back
Speaker 1: of my mouth and I'm like, it's so weird that
Speaker 1: does this thing in my throat? Oh yeah, every every
Speaker 1: every cough, every sneeze is COVID. Yeah yeah, And what
Speaker 1: how much time do you need to feel like you
Speaker 1: had a good night's sleep? Like, what's your when you're
Speaker 1: feeling like you won? When I won? I mean, I
Speaker 1: love sleep. I would say nine hours is great, and
Speaker 1: that's something that hasn't happened in um maybe seven years.
Speaker 1: That's not I think right now. I'm at I'm at like,
Speaker 1: if I only wake up for two hours in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night, that's a good Yeah. Yeah, I'm balling.
Speaker 1: But you know I'm on Twitter at three am, come
Speaker 1: find me. You know, I'm rolling your daytime tweets and
Speaker 1: during hour you scroll doom scrolling, doom, scroll love a
Speaker 1: good doom. Scroll to just turn up the brightness on
Speaker 1: my phone, so it just really sears the nightmares into
Speaker 1: my rain on the phone to yeah, yeah, yeah, brain, Yeah,
Speaker 1: are you a waking up in the middle of the
Speaker 1: night eater? Do you ever snack? Oh? You know, I
Speaker 1: should start I should start that actually might work. Well,
Speaker 1: Um no, I'm not a snacker. I'm I'm I'm like
Speaker 1: a paralyzed. I like to just to be paralyzed with
Speaker 1: fear and I don't want anything to interrupt that time
Speaker 1: with myself. Right. Yeah, it's pure anxiety, a diet anxiety. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I read. I read at night, which sounds respectable,
Speaker 1: but I read, um, celebrity memoirs. So it's just totally
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, right, but for you right because now
Speaker 1: it's work. Yeah, because I started the Celebrity Book Club podcast. Um,
Speaker 1: but I always read those books. I've been reading them
Speaker 1: since I was a teenager. It's been my It's my
Speaker 1: favorite literary genre. Don't roll your eyes. I'm looking at
Speaker 1: your eyes. Never, I would never have a medical condition
Speaker 1: that it keeps me from rolling my eyes. And oh
Speaker 1: couldn't have that's incredible. Um no, I I yeah, So
Speaker 1: I've loved these books my whole life. I genuinely like
Speaker 1: reading them. But now it is I guess it's for work,
Speaker 1: right if it doesn't interfere too much with your underrated overrated?
Speaker 1: Do you have a celebrity memoir that is like the
Speaker 1: gold standard, that's the citizen Kane of the Citizen Kane
Speaker 1: of celebrity memoirs, and then it's a movie, No, and
Speaker 1: that it's a really long movie, but we still love
Speaker 1: and respect it. Um, you know, I would say I
Speaker 1: have a few. So Gabrielle Union's incredible, Jessica Simpson, I
Speaker 1: think it's out there that it's incredible. It's really great.
Speaker 1: Demi Moore probably one of my favorites, if not my
Speaker 1: f And it was reading that and producer on as
Speaker 1: that was a that was an event for workplace when
Speaker 1: she was reading that, wear the New Harrowing Stories every day.
Speaker 1: The most secondhand book club experience I've ever had was
Speaker 1: when Anna was reading that book where she's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, so y'all fucking drinking problem? Like, what who
Speaker 1: are we talking about right now? I'm sorry to me
Speaker 1: more of the book. I caught some real secondhand uh
Speaker 1: hate for Ashton Kutcher off of Anna's reading experience of
Speaker 1: that book. Oh yeah, based on his really futuristic ideas
Speaker 1: of how alcoholism worked. Yeah. Speaking of celebrity memoirs that
Speaker 1: super producer a Hosny has gotten us up on. She
Speaker 1: is reading or just finished reading the Mariah Carey one.
Speaker 1: Are you in on that one. Oh you guys, please please,
Speaker 1: there was one to ever cop immediately. It's the Mariah
Speaker 1: Carry one. Not only did I copy immediately, I forgot
Speaker 1: I pre ordered it twice. This was put on Hannas.
Speaker 1: Really that's the next for sure, put on a mask,
Speaker 1: risked the pandemic. Went to Barnes and Noble was like,
Speaker 1: do you have them right? Harry Memoir? Are there any
Speaker 1: copies left? And they read it on the floor. Grader
Speaker 1: reading the latest Harry Potter book just read it right
Speaker 1: there on the floor, right there in the floor of Barnes,
Speaker 1: and yeah, I I And then you know the audio
Speaker 1: book not to be slept on. It's one of the best,
Speaker 1: with her narrating book, yeah, narrating, singing, doing impressions of
Speaker 1: her mother. I've only read maybe one celebrity biography because
Speaker 1: Miles Davis is because that one is wild and my namesake.
Speaker 1: So I figured I'll owe it to Miles Davis to
Speaker 1: read about that, which is very entertaining. But I think
Speaker 1: the next one I'll probably dabble in is like one
Speaker 1: of the managers of Arsenal has one where he's narrating
Speaker 1: it and I missed his voice, so like, tell me
Speaker 1: about your life, Arsen, please. I love that. Here's the thing, though,
Speaker 1: I like autobiographies. I don't like biographies. I don't want
Speaker 1: to hear it from someone else's point of view. I
Speaker 1: want you to tell me what was going on in
Speaker 1: your head. Yeah, from your unbiased perspective of how you're like,
Speaker 1: I care about it. Yeah. Um, all right, Chelsea, let's
Speaker 1: talk about what something is from your search history that's
Speaker 1: revealing about who you are. Well, this will be right
Speaker 1: on point because I this morning I was googling Joe
Speaker 1: Simpson outfits. That's Jessica Simpson's dad, and uh, you know
Speaker 1: the podcast drop today, So I was like, I gotta,
Speaker 1: I gotta put some visuals up. And Joe Simpson has
Speaker 1: been rocking. I would, I guess I would call them
Speaker 1: floor length vests. Um, like just like a full floor
Speaker 1: length men's vest. Um and you got to pull it up,
Speaker 1: imagine imagine a sleeveless robe. Yes, there's fabrics and patterns.
Speaker 1: He's like, he's kind of his height. Beast. Fashion over
Speaker 1: the years has evolved in such a way that is
Speaker 1: like so confounct because I remember of an issue was like,
Speaker 1: what why is he wearing? The most aggressive bootcut jeans.
Speaker 1: Like that was like early in the MTV reality show
Speaker 1: Days to now like he's like weird off brand Rick
Speaker 1: Owen's looking outfits that he has on his passion is
Speaker 1: not getting enough attention that we can agree on. Ye.
Speaker 1: He started as a pastor, right, that's like that the
Speaker 1: whole thing. He was a very very religious pastor, then
Speaker 1: transitioned into being Jessica Simpson's manager dad. And then while
Speaker 1: she was giving birth, he let her know he was
Speaker 1: going to divorce her mom. As she as she's like
Speaker 1: in labor, he's like, you know, Jessica, I think I'm
Speaker 1: going to divorce your mom. And she's like, what, I'm
Speaker 1: like in the middle of something. Um, And they've been
Speaker 1: married for so long, And of course the undertones of
Speaker 1: that is that Joe Simpson, you know, uh, is not
Speaker 1: into women, and so this was like a big thing.
Speaker 1: And he's also a pastor and and so it's it's
Speaker 1: a lot of heavy stuff and and she's pushing out
Speaker 1: a kid as he does she acknowledge that that he's like, uh,
Speaker 1: it is between the lines, between the lines, so she
Speaker 1: she talks about him owning his own truth and how
Speaker 1: that's really important for him, and he finally decided to
Speaker 1: do that, and like he brings this hotmail model to
Speaker 1: her wedding at the last second without telling her. So
Speaker 1: there's things like that. Um, but I think she's leaving
Speaker 1: his journey for him to discuss in the Joe Simpson
Speaker 1: book that I hope includes photographs. Yeah, style evolution. What
Speaker 1: is something you think is underrated? Underrated? I think the
Speaker 1: back Sorry am I in another weird delay where you've
Speaker 1: already heard her Sorry, Anna just said them. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're a sight to behold. Um underrated. I think, um,
Speaker 1: The Bachelor and Bachelorette as a cultural clock on America.
Speaker 1: I think I think we could predict elections off of
Speaker 1: this franchise. I think watching The Bachelor should replace Nate
Speaker 1: Silver Um. I think it is a more accurate look
Speaker 1: at what's going on in our country, and it doesn't
Speaker 1: get enough attention for for the work it's doing. So
Speaker 1: if we tell us what you've learned the did the
Speaker 1: Bachelor Bachelor at predict the election? To me? Yes, because
Speaker 1: I was watching it and I was like, wal Okay,
Speaker 1: So The Bachelors is one of the number one shows
Speaker 1: in America and sort of the way when Trump was elected,
Speaker 1: they were like, fifty of white women did what? Like
Speaker 1: they did what? And if you've been watching The Bachelor,
Speaker 1: you'd be like, yes, of course they voted for Trump.
Speaker 1: You've not made attention to them. Um, And so you know,
Speaker 1: in that year it was Caitlin Bristow was the Bachelor
Speaker 1: atte right before the election, and this was a season
Speaker 1: where it was you know, when the woman is picking
Speaker 1: the men, she's in the position of power. And that
Speaker 1: season they brought in another woman and made the men
Speaker 1: vote on which woman they wanted to pick them. So
Speaker 1: immediately it was like we still shipped on women. And
Speaker 1: then her season was all about she like has sex
Speaker 1: with one of the dudes early on and again and
Speaker 1: they were like tripping right, and she's like, y'allm the
Speaker 1: funk who I want to? Well she yeah, She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna funk who I want to. And then America
Speaker 1: was like, you're a slut, right right right? I saw
Speaker 1: the greatest the Goat season recap of this one, yes,
Speaker 1: and so people lost their minds and then the franchise
Speaker 1: had to speak out and sort of do ah, like,
Speaker 1: here's what slust shaming is. We don't want to do
Speaker 1: this to women, and they were, you know, the whole
Speaker 1: Bachelor franchise was like, we don't are we gonna are
Speaker 1: we gonna allow this? And like that's the year that
Speaker 1: like it's like, of course Hillary wasn't going to be president.
Speaker 1: Caitlin can't fuck a dude on the Bachelor without getting
Speaker 1: death threats. Um so. And also, you know, the people
Speaker 1: on the Bachelor are a specific type of person who
Speaker 1: like they always post a photo for Veterans Day. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about like you can celebrate Veterans Day in
Speaker 1: a lot of ways, but Bachelor candidates are like, swimsuit,
Speaker 1: swimsuit me at a restaurant, Happy Veterans Day. Here's a
Speaker 1: picture of the firework. Um So, they really tell you,
Speaker 1: like what women are up to. And uh, that year
Speaker 1: was like yeah, we hate we we hate women. We
Speaker 1: women hate other women. So without spoiling it, we got
Speaker 1: a blue wave coming, we got a blue wave coming. Well,
Speaker 1: but we have said that our last, our last blue wave,
Speaker 1: which was Rachel Lindsay the by and far the best
Speaker 1: human to ever be on She's a black woman, She's incredible,
Speaker 1: She's perfect in every way kind of the way we
Speaker 1: make women who are not white beet beyond perfect to
Speaker 1: get a chance at love. I guess um no one
Speaker 1: watched her season. It's the lowest rated season of the
Speaker 1: bachelott of all time, and it's one of the best
Speaker 1: seasons of all time because she's incredible. That was and
Speaker 1: now we're coming out with Tasia and then the next
Speaker 1: dude is a black dude. I think. I think if
Speaker 1: we're watching The Bachelor at I think we're gonna have
Speaker 1: a strong blue wave coming our way. God, please be right, please.
Speaker 1: Bachelorette says this could be its own podcast, just an
Speaker 1: entire podcast. It looks at the political implications of The
Speaker 1: Bachelor and Bachelor. A. Yeah, listen, I don't have enough
Speaker 1: xan X for him to not win the whole. That's
Speaker 1: what I thought. Okay, that's what I'm saying, Like everybody knows.
Speaker 1: And the thing he can that Anna showed me he's
Speaker 1: a party city model, because the dude is so light skinned,
Speaker 1: he would be a party city model, Like he's like
Speaker 1: somebody party. It's like he's a he's a Roman soldier
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh ship, he's a man that is
Speaker 1: such a specific like level of model. Yeah, especially in costume,
Speaker 1: when you're like, yeah, this is also going to be
Speaker 1: the first time, you know, they call it whoever gets
Speaker 1: the person the winner, as if it's not your love life.
Speaker 1: But I think it's the first time that a black
Speaker 1: dude wins. Wow. Yeah, and he's winning. And now we
Speaker 1: have America's black man, Joe Biden running for president. Good time.
Speaker 1: Oh god, one of my favorite underrats of all time.
Speaker 1: I'll just say that right there. What is What's something
Speaker 1: you think is overrated? Being nice? I think being nice
Speaker 1: is overrated. I think there are better qualities to be
Speaker 1: like thoughtful, kind, helpful, innovative, respected, sexy, generous, loving, Like
Speaker 1: those are cool quality. I think, uh, I think. I
Speaker 1: think if you're known is nice, Like if the first
Speaker 1: thing someone says about you is like they're so nice,
Speaker 1: you're a hidden demon, Like it's going to be exposed
Speaker 1: that you're actually a demon. And I my number one
Speaker 1: example of this is Sean Hanne. I wish Sean Hannity
Speaker 1: is known as like the nicest guy in news anyone
Speaker 1: who goes on a show. Even Democrats are like, he's
Speaker 1: just so nice and he's nice to the p a s.
Speaker 1: And it's like, yeah, because he's a demon and being
Speaker 1: nice is easy, and then he goes on and he's
Speaker 1: horrific and racist, but he's the nicest guy. I had
Speaker 1: no idea that he was supposed to be nice. He yeah,
Speaker 1: he has a REP. I do know that. He also
Speaker 1: like spends his free time just practicing mm A right
Speaker 1: like an apartment like one clip where it looks like
Speaker 1: he's literally like rolling around in a fucking studio apartment.
Speaker 1: I'm like, are you Are you in a fucking proper git?
Speaker 1: What the fund is this? Who can't fight? Being obsessed
Speaker 1: with m m A Like m m A makes weak
Speaker 1: men think they can fight where they're I just roll
Speaker 1: a lot. That's enough. Well, that's the thing. I think.
Speaker 1: That's like the thing about training m m A is
Speaker 1: like you get to the sort of point of pain
Speaker 1: where you can always tap and unless you're maybe fucking
Speaker 1: wrestling with an asshole who's going to really like you know,
Speaker 1: try and make you submit, like like fuck you up,
Speaker 1: You're kind of in control while still feeling like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is what it would be like if I square
Speaker 1: it off with Antifa in the streets, it would be
Speaker 1: my teacher and I would have headgear and he's pulling
Speaker 1: his punches and then he'll say good job after when
Speaker 1: he faked is knocked out. Yes, okay, that explains it.
Speaker 1: But also, Miles, why do you know so much about
Speaker 1: m m A? I used to I used to do
Speaker 1: a little Miles and Day game. He's a grappler. They
Speaker 1: didn't want to roll with me. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm fucking limber. They don't know. I can't.
Speaker 1: I regularly. I still bite my own toenails. You know,
Speaker 1: that's how That's how flexible. M damn that's impressed his shoulder,
Speaker 1: his legs sometimes when recording his lego just come up
Speaker 1: over and oh my god, this is more shocking than
Speaker 1: Joe Simpson's best. Know what I'm saying? Wait, like BULLI
Speaker 1: ship you really? I was just joking, man, what the
Speaker 1: fuck here? Bro? What they don't know about me? You
Speaker 1: don't want to roll with me? I have you in
Speaker 1: a take sure that we need to share that that
Speaker 1: was unfuck believable, tender folks, not exactly just my new
Speaker 1: post hitting a blunt with my foot like that's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: That the first thing that I told people about me
Speaker 1: was that flexible. I can't believe I'm just finding this
Speaker 1: out exactly. All right, Well I need a break to
Speaker 1: take all that in. Uh, we'll be right back, and
Speaker 1: we're back. We're talking Kraft McGaw. That happened. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: Israeli self defense system where the it's the most you know,
Speaker 1: like when you can take a class there. I just
Speaker 1: remember it's all these former I d F dudes, goons
Speaker 1: who are like just work as bouncers in l A
Speaker 1: now and like they're in they're off time. They they're
Speaker 1: like being like, this is what I'm gonna teach you, okay,
Speaker 1: every fucking thing, every context of like a self defense
Speaker 1: set up. The dude was describing assault like he'd be like,
Speaker 1: you know, okay, so this next one, he's like, hey
Speaker 1: come here, bro. So let's say you with your girlfriend
Speaker 1: out and this guy's talking ship. He wants to kiss
Speaker 1: your girlfriend or something. So you're gonna walk up to
Speaker 1: him and you're gonna get him like and you're like,
Speaker 1: whoa what is this? Yeah? And I'm like, bro, and
Speaker 1: none of these is a thing happening where someone is
Speaker 1: confronting me. It's you're saying I'm someone every time that
Speaker 1: every situation like maybe this guy is talking ship to you,
Speaker 1: like would be the start of how you would break
Speaker 1: out of a choke. And you're like, what is any
Speaker 1: of this thing that that's the that's the problem of god.
Speaker 1: Class I took that I was telling you guys about
Speaker 1: was it were they? Were they really raising the stakes
Speaker 1: in your class? Oh? Yeah, because it was for women
Speaker 1: and it was sort of like Krafmagow will save you
Speaker 1: for your sexual assault that is faded in your life.
Speaker 1: This is you're going to get out of it. And
Speaker 1: so they'd be like, here, I am, I'm coming in
Speaker 1: for the rape. What do you do? And you're like
Speaker 1: now for real or like um yeah. But what I
Speaker 1: realized in that class was that I've got about seventeen
Speaker 1: minutes in me before I'm done. Like they'd be like,
Speaker 1: run around the room, throw some punches, and at seventeen minutes,
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't. I'm tired. Like I won't
Speaker 1: have seen until we still have to work on the pluck.
Speaker 1: The pluck. This is what happens if someone chokes you
Speaker 1: from the front. Here you're nine blocks against knife attacks.
Speaker 1: Whatever they all were. Remember, I had to do all
Speaker 1: those things. That was all when I was a very
Speaker 1: angry teenager. Uh, and I just wanted to learn how
Speaker 1: some men never become not angry teenagers. Yeah, they become
Speaker 1: self defense teachers exactly. Um, shout out to therapy. You
Speaker 1: know what, Yeah, that's the other the other path. I
Speaker 1: no longer need physical violence to express myself. I just heard.
Speaker 1: I think it was on my favorite murder that uh,
Speaker 1: one of the like pressure points you can use when
Speaker 1: defending yourself is like reaching into your assailant's mouth and
Speaker 1: pushing like under their tongue. Oh yeah, which that that
Speaker 1: seems like you would lose there someone under your nose too, really,
Speaker 1: you're here. And then behind your jaw you do these
Speaker 1: finger screw type things behind your jaw bone you can
Speaker 1: get if somebody in a finger hold like this and
Speaker 1: you press up on their index finger, you could fucking
Speaker 1: do some steve and sigh to somebody like, oh, welcome
Speaker 1: tows Agro corner from two thousand two? Can I take
Speaker 1: your self defense class for ladies? Now? Yeah, that's just
Speaker 1: so chill though, it's like ineffective because I'm like I've
Speaker 1: turned a corner. I'm like, you know, honestly, like it's
Speaker 1: just about like surrounding yourself with awesome people. It's the
Speaker 1: best defense. But will you be able to forgive yourself?
Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about where we're at heading in
Speaker 1: to the final What we at six days, six days, whatever?
Speaker 1: Who knows? Five days? See you next Tuesday. You're gonna
Speaker 1: be calling this until there's widespread civil unrest one way
Speaker 1: or another. That's happening. I got to call my therapist
Speaker 1: and they're like, do you make one that's like just
Speaker 1: three Z bars in one pillar super together? Next year?
Speaker 1: Can I get a king size and X bar? What
Speaker 1: I'm handing out this Halloween king size bars? So the
Speaker 1: whole thing? Um oh boy, what is going on? There's
Speaker 1: so much money flying around or not flying, depending on
Speaker 1: what side of the aisle you're on. Trump is spending
Speaker 1: like he might lose Florida, or doesn't give a funk
Speaker 1: if he loses Florida, or is prepared a just in
Speaker 1: case that maybe it's not the best place to be
Speaker 1: spending all his money, or he's broke. All of these
Speaker 1: things can be and sound like they might be true.
Speaker 1: Um So, where he's only spent you know, like I
Speaker 1: don't even know, maybe a million dollars, maybe even less
Speaker 1: than that he's hoping for the RNC and outside groups
Speaker 1: to basically come in and flood the zone and pick
Speaker 1: up the slack because as we were talking yesterday, Bloomberg's
Speaker 1: dropping money in there, the d n C is dropping
Speaker 1: money in their outside groups are dropping money in there
Speaker 1: to like the point where they're nearly spending double what
Speaker 1: Republicans are in a state where like Trump really needs Florida,
Speaker 1: Like that's a huge chunk of votes for him. So
Speaker 1: if we take Florida out of the picture, like let's
Speaker 1: say that you know, Trump isn't like it, we might
Speaker 1: not win Florida, but then we gotta win all the
Speaker 1: other swing states. If that is the case, he would
Speaker 1: still have to flip like some balloon leaning states to
Speaker 1: by that math. Like that's how important Florida is for
Speaker 1: this whole puzzle. Um and now, but this all assumes ship,
Speaker 1: Like you know, votes are being counted, so we can
Speaker 1: talk about this ship all day, but we won't really
Speaker 1: know the reality till Tuesday. But the one thing we
Speaker 1: can say death definitively is that Republicans are getting completely
Speaker 1: blown out on AD spend across the country, Like it's
Speaker 1: it's not even it's night and day. The amount of
Speaker 1: money that the Democrats are putting into it is fine whatever,
Speaker 1: But the amount of free advertising he gets from just
Speaker 1: being constantly on people's TV. Uh. But it's a little
Speaker 1: bit different. You know, before there was a fascination with Trump,
Speaker 1: when it was like get a load of this guy,
Speaker 1: you know. And now it's just like COVID and Trump
Speaker 1: and COVID and this is what he's saying and COVID
Speaker 1: and Trump, And that's why he's even starting to be like,
Speaker 1: what's everything COVID, It's all I'm ready to change the channel.
Speaker 1: You don't think that's good for him? The COVID and Trump,
Speaker 1: all the footage of him leaving his followers freezing in
Speaker 1: the pulp. You don't think that's good. But the most
Speaker 1: perfect metaphor, and not even just just a literal example
Speaker 1: of how he would treat his own supporters, um, for
Speaker 1: people who don't know. In Omaha, he had a rally
Speaker 1: on Tuesday night left people in the literally like thirty
Speaker 1: two degrees and below temperature uh for hours because they
Speaker 1: didn't properly plan how to get people away from the
Speaker 1: airfield to the parking lots where their cars were or
Speaker 1: the traffic that it would cause, and like a bunch
Speaker 1: of elderly people like went down with hypothermia. A couple
Speaker 1: of people had to go to the hospital and ship
Speaker 1: because he literally he like wrapped him. Was like alright, Omaha,
Speaker 1: peace out, gets on air force and when the fox
Speaker 1: right off off the runway and all these people like yo,
Speaker 1: the only sad thing about them getting hypothermia is that
Speaker 1: it's not COVID, like all you just wanted to be,
Speaker 1: like five thousand people got COVID when the helicopter touchdown.
Speaker 1: The fact that he survived, are are you guys still
Speaker 1: on um? You know the Herman Kane watch where it
Speaker 1: took him thirty days. It's like he COVID and thirty
Speaker 1: days later, So I'm still waiting for for day thirty.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I didn't think about that. I mean fully
Speaker 1: give up hope. I was fully like I said, I
Speaker 1: tweeted it. I said, he's coming out of here stronger,
Speaker 1: like a funked up racist pokemon, Like He's not this,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's just gonna make if anything like there
Speaker 1: may be effects that are negative, like objectively, but only
Speaker 1: are like make him more fucked up, like more leaning
Speaker 1: into his his brains already scrambled. There's if COVID scrambles
Speaker 1: his brain, it'll just put it back together, like it'll
Speaker 1: take the pieces. And he's like, I'm actually smart. Now,
Speaker 1: it's unbelievable. What's happened. The other thing is Biden, meanwhile,
Speaker 1: is quite literally hyden. I mean not really, but I
Speaker 1: mean he's in Delaware. He's taking a break from you know,
Speaker 1: hitting a lot of these social distancing. He's doing the
Speaker 1: thing you're supposed to be doing well. But here's the thing,
Speaker 1: you know, like going into the last week, you're typically
Speaker 1: being like, yo, I'm I'm hitting as many battleground areas
Speaker 1: as poss sable just to get you know, keep the
Speaker 1: energy up, keep the energy up. And you know, I
Speaker 1: think some people are a little worried because it feels
Speaker 1: like he's taking the foot off the gas. But also
Speaker 1: he's pivoting to his message that's focusing on the pandemic
Speaker 1: to where it's sort of like, no, this is what's
Speaker 1: going on, this is what needs to happen, Like, this
Speaker 1: is what I want to be able to do as president.
Speaker 1: And the other thing is a lot of those states
Speaker 1: that people would want him to go to are going
Speaker 1: through fucked up COVID spikes, So in a way like
Speaker 1: it's it kind of does work as a messaging thing
Speaker 1: because those are states that are in the middle of, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, really bad infection rates. So I wish the
Speaker 1: fighting campaign would follow Trump rallies. And when Trump leaves
Speaker 1: them in the cold, a bunch of Biden vans pull
Speaker 1: up and they're like, you need to ride. Have you
Speaker 1: been stranded in a COVID infected area? Come on in,
Speaker 1: we have chocolate. Somebody like did a comparison. It was
Speaker 1: a Trump supporter did a comparison where they were like,
Speaker 1: look at like cool President Trump landing his hellicopter like
Speaker 1: on top of all these people and it's just like
Speaker 1: blowing COVID everywhere. And then they're like, meanwhile, Biden's running
Speaker 1: around with a mask on like a dork, and it's
Speaker 1: just like what it's We're We're just in such different universes,
Speaker 1: we occupy such different realities. When that is like the
Speaker 1: cool version of things. I feel like when he was elected,
Speaker 1: we left the old matrix of life and we entered
Speaker 1: a new matrix. And now as we are coming up
Speaker 1: on the election, we've split and they're just they're just
Speaker 1: too dual realities and you can live in whichever one
Speaker 1: you choose. Yeah, well, it seems like that reality is
Speaker 1: kind of coming back to bite a lot of people
Speaker 1: in the especially like with COVID, Like Idaho is going
Speaker 1: through a terrible spike right now, and a lot of
Speaker 1: it is like this thing where if you live in
Speaker 1: that Fox reality where like I don't have to worry
Speaker 1: about this ship. It's a fucking hoax. And President Trump
Speaker 1: got got my back cut two thirty five percent infection
Speaker 1: rate in the state, and the governor is still like
Speaker 1: I don't know if we need a mask mandate quite yet,
Speaker 1: you know, like it's it's happening, whether or not people
Speaker 1: are realizing it. But I think that's where it's. It's
Speaker 1: all about how like which version of reality you're subscribing
Speaker 1: to to explain like why your situation could be dire right,
Speaker 1: just to use this terrible tool that gave us. If
Speaker 1: Trump wins Florida, he has a thirty percent chance of
Speaker 1: winning the overall election. If Biden wins, it's like, uh
Speaker 1: chance that Biden wins if he wins Florida, like Florida
Speaker 1: is is the election basically, if if Biden wins, that's
Speaker 1: the election, are you having deja vu to be on
Speaker 1: that same website? Okay, because I can't. I can't go
Speaker 1: have fun on that website because I still have in
Speaker 1: my body the day I watched Hillary just slowly go down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, this is in no way fun. This is
Speaker 1: me torturing myself. This is your, this is your This
Speaker 1: is me like giving giving myself all the scenarios of
Speaker 1: seeing things like slip away and just like preparing myself,
Speaker 1: which is super healthy. And when you could just be
Speaker 1: like I'm produs, You're like, you could just be like,
Speaker 1: I'm ready in case the president if Donald Trump is
Speaker 1: re elected, rather than like the of like getting down
Speaker 1: to the mic but feel like I thought you were
Speaker 1: nailed on. Oh god, getting prepared has as is tough.
Speaker 1: In I worked in late night news. We were just
Speaker 1: watching Fox News all the time, and one day I
Speaker 1: went home and realized I had three crank radios. I
Speaker 1: that I had purchased three separate occasions. I had because
Speaker 1: I was watching so much Fox News that I ended
Speaker 1: up with a bunch of crank radios. And that's when
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is the this is the
Speaker 1: power of it. So now as we prepare for the
Speaker 1: civil war, I just want everyone to get enough crank radios.
Speaker 1: That's the most important thing that is that we can
Speaker 1: talk to each other and keep podcasting. Yeah, I'm about
Speaker 1: to talk about these experts who have been predicting that
Speaker 1: was like when we would dissolve into civil war basically
Speaker 1: since but they've been saying that the civil war will
Speaker 1: be fought with crank radios. Just arm yourself with crank radios. Um, No,
Speaker 1: this is just a story bust a civil war. I mean,
Speaker 1: so there there are these experts who and you know,
Speaker 1: just watching the election coverage, you can find an expert
Speaker 1: who's going to predict anything. And these people are definitely
Speaker 1: on the in the minority who think that we're definitely
Speaker 1: headed for a civil war. One thing that makes it
Speaker 1: kind of eerie is that they've been saying around America
Speaker 1: is going to be really poised for a civil wars
Speaker 1: for ten years. That's like long before Trump was the
Speaker 1: then on the scene. And yeah, they've basically been saying
Speaker 1: that inequality is the is the thing that's going to
Speaker 1: drive America to some sort of like violent conflict. That
Speaker 1: one of the two experts is in four, the U.
Speaker 1: S Military like contracted the CIA to help figure out
Speaker 1: a way to predict if a state was going to
Speaker 1: like dissolve into chaos um bit like after the black
Speaker 1: Hawk Down events in Somalia where like that uh where
Speaker 1: Somalia kind of dissolved into a civil war and America
Speaker 1: felt like the American military wasn't prepared, so they contracted
Speaker 1: this guy. This guy was in charge of like creating
Speaker 1: the model that was basically predicting when a state was
Speaker 1: going to dissolve, and then he hadn't really thought about
Speaker 1: applying it to the US. And then this other expert
Speaker 1: kind of reached out to him and they started putting
Speaker 1: models together too, like see how the US would fair
Speaker 1: in one of those. And it is bad, it's not good,
Speaker 1: but uh yeah, I mean we have terrible inequality, uh
Speaker 1: in so many different levels in this country that yeah,
Speaker 1: the the the seeds are there, for sure. It's just
Speaker 1: like it's interesting sometimes when you look at other places
Speaker 1: that that fall into civil war down like religious like
Speaker 1: back like religious ideologies um or like sort of more
Speaker 1: traditional like you know, ethnic backgrounds and things like that,
Speaker 1: whereas like the US is like it's it's it's like
Speaker 1: depends on where you get your news, uh, and like
Speaker 1: what culture, Like it's more of a cultural thing that's
Speaker 1: like dividing people and so on one level, I'm like, yes,
Speaker 1: it's definitely enough that the fracturing is there, but it's
Speaker 1: like are these beliefs like yeah, and that's what I'm like,
Speaker 1: what what is it gonna take for to really get
Speaker 1: to that next point where someone is beginning to say, like, oh,
Speaker 1: the reason for this, the reason my factory or the
Speaker 1: reason I have less work is because of democrats because
Speaker 1: they did X or whatever. When a lot of people
Speaker 1: are starting to kind of like also just kind of
Speaker 1: start figuring out like it's capitalism and slightly like the
Speaker 1: oligarchical class too, that there's like what the because both
Speaker 1: sides do talk about how these rich people are taking ship.
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, it's but it's it's yeah, but I
Speaker 1: get it. I mean like when you look at sort
Speaker 1: of the factors of like sort of the boxes that
Speaker 1: need to be ticked, like we're we've ticked many or
Speaker 1: part part like halfway through the checkmark of taking a
Speaker 1: box fully, but how are we going to have a
Speaker 1: civil war when one side has all the guns and
Speaker 1: the other side has no guns. Right, That's what I've
Speaker 1: always been like, I feel like the liberal side of
Speaker 1: this conflict it feels too secure when yeah, what you're
Speaker 1: saying is absolutely true, like what the police are on
Speaker 1: one side, the people with guns are on one side,
Speaker 1: and like the liberals have a mainstream media that I
Speaker 1: was willing to like roll over for the Iraq War
Speaker 1: like both times. But you know what we have. We
Speaker 1: have Netflix shows with really strong female leads and they
Speaker 1: could really spiritually it's going to be. Yeah, well, I
Speaker 1: mean there's also the uptick and like gun registrations has
Speaker 1: been coming from the left both sides. Yeah, but especially
Speaker 1: like they'll exponentially people in the left ross Like I
Speaker 1: don't know, Like I guess I need to be able
Speaker 1: to clap somebody if it goes down. Um, but like
Speaker 1: it's definitely, um, the tension is there. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's going to be like door to door neighbor
Speaker 1: versus neighbor or more like these things where you see
Speaker 1: these groups like Patriot Front who like their chat logs
Speaker 1: just can't like BuzzFeed really some of their chat logs
Speaker 1: or they're talking about like we have to prepare for violence, uh,
Speaker 1: no matter who wins. And like they're they're groups like
Speaker 1: that that are organized who aren't even aligned with the
Speaker 1: left or the right. They're purely there for like the
Speaker 1: establishment of or just re establishing the United States as
Speaker 1: an ethno state. Um. And are they going to just
Speaker 1: fight against local governments? Is it like that what we're
Speaker 1: seeing with Gretchen Whittmer, where people are going to just
Speaker 1: go after very specifically politically. It's who knows, But yeah,
Speaker 1: like the sheriff, there was a local sheriff who was
Speaker 1: on board with the Gretchen Whitmer thing, and like that.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. I think that the degree to which
Speaker 1: the police are ready to enact violence, not just on
Speaker 1: people who are protesting, but just ready to do it
Speaker 1: because they feel like they're being attacked is somewhat underrated.
Speaker 1: But the BuzzFeed article about these two experts does end
Speaker 1: on sort of a hopeful note because they said that
Speaker 1: America was going through a very similar thing in the
Speaker 1: twenties into the thirties, as like a lot of Europe
Speaker 1: was sliding into fascism, the US was flirting with fascism.
Speaker 1: A lot of like Hitler's ideas came from the US,
Speaker 1: but then the US elected f DR, and you know,
Speaker 1: he was able to enact like kind of socialist policies
Speaker 1: that I I do think, like what to your point, Miles,
Speaker 1: like that if everybody just understands, oh, it's like the
Speaker 1: inequality is what's causing all of this, and inequality can
Speaker 1: be addressed, then I think we're back on the right path.
Speaker 1: But this means believing Biden is our new FDR, or
Speaker 1: at least he he can hold things off until the
Speaker 1: new FDR comes along, or or really it's about putting
Speaker 1: pressure on him constantly if he's elected, so he can
Speaker 1: cave to the progressive wing, because the progressives are more mobilized, uh,
Speaker 1: to try and get out there there, you know, like
Speaker 1: like limousine. Liberal class people are not hitting the streets
Speaker 1: because their needs are fully met. But there are so
Speaker 1: many people who are realizing what the stakes are in
Speaker 1: this country and what the pathway there, which is refreshing.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it all depends on if you know, it's
Speaker 1: just about these competing explanations for your disenfranchisement or your
Speaker 1: lack of opportunity. And I think some people who are
Speaker 1: progressive can see that there's a very the way this
Speaker 1: country is set up is meant to benefit a very
Speaker 1: small number of people while having the rest suffer. And
Speaker 1: I think a lot of people on the right are
Speaker 1: sort of disconnected from that reality. They just see suffering
Speaker 1: or lack of opportunity without wanting to explore it much
Speaker 1: further and just say, voice, I trust, what's the explanation.
Speaker 1: And it seems like even now, like those explanations are
Speaker 1: they're like wearing thin a bit, you know, like they're
Speaker 1: not they're not as captivating as Ship used to be
Speaker 1: when you can be like it's the damn immigrants, like
Speaker 1: that's kind of like dwindling to like that's not as
Speaker 1: like oh right, because you can even tell like when
Speaker 1: Trump even says that he's even like tired of being
Speaker 1: like and you know, these people come here and they
Speaker 1: don't pay taxes and uh so they're a drain what
Speaker 1: else spiding like right, yeah, because I think like racism
Speaker 1: can only explain Ship to a certain point, like where
Speaker 1: you know, because racism isn't like a logical thing, like
Speaker 1: it can't it's hard to really explain to Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like how do I make that jump though? It's like
Speaker 1: a Disney character. It's like where, okay, oh, yes, my racist,
Speaker 1: I'll open my racist hard to the possibility that this
Speaker 1: nonsensical explanation is how I will better in my life.
Speaker 1: But yeah, when people's needs are met, they're less likely
Speaker 1: to look around in anger at people around them. I
Speaker 1: think that's the bottom line to your point about like
Speaker 1: the thing that can save people is have people's needs met.
Speaker 1: If you are not starving, you're less likely to be
Speaker 1: trying to figure out a solution into that that could
Speaker 1: end in violence, or if you need employment or other
Speaker 1: opportunities for upward mobility. Um, so yeah, who knows, maybe
Speaker 1: we'll see you. He's gotta wait for ACR. Don't forget
Speaker 1: what's his name. Robinette Joe Robinette Biden? Yeah, j RB.
Speaker 1: Don't watch the Carry Washington Anita Hill movie, or your
Speaker 1: belief in Biden goes down. Yo. I mean I think
Speaker 1: most people who yeah, you could also just read the
Speaker 1: real history, but you could also watch the Cary Washington
Speaker 1: and need a Hill movie about it, and it'll go
Speaker 1: down a little easier. Right. Uh, But to that point,
Speaker 1: FDR was also a racists like socialite, So, um, you know,
Speaker 1: people can still ENACTI tonament caps, policies, policies. Yeah that's America,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, and spurs. We're seeing it,
Speaker 1: and yet we're still like, yeah, man, this thing could work.
Speaker 1: I think, so I hope we win. Yes. There's articles,
Speaker 1: uh from like I just having to come across this,
Speaker 1: like Irish article from like the Irish Times or what
Speaker 1: one of their newspapers where they're like everybody's worried about
Speaker 1: this election. They're just like, yo, what is to these fuckers?
Speaker 1: Like they who? Because yeah, suddenly you found out the
Speaker 1: nicest house on the block was had a bunch of
Speaker 1: all racist hoarders living inside, and the garbage is spilling
Speaker 1: out into the neighborhood, and you're like, what the funk?
Speaker 1: I thought that house had all their ship. They were
Speaker 1: the ones going around calling people out on their ship.
Speaker 1: Look at all this bullshit spilling out the front door.
Speaker 1: They don't even know how to Oh my god. And
Speaker 1: then I think a lot of people are like, holy
Speaker 1: sh it, we believe that bullshit too. To a certain extent,
Speaker 1: I feel like it has to feel so good, like
Speaker 1: it's it's like going if you went into the Kardashian house,
Speaker 1: and it was just full of rotting garbage. You'd be like, tight,
Speaker 1: I'm so happy about that. That's that's what's everyone's experiencing. Now, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's that Michael Jackson eating popcorn gift over and over again.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, from around the world, or I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: sure at a certain level it folks with your whole
Speaker 1: like worldview, Like if you were buying into like the
Speaker 1: media propaganda that was being pumped out of the US
Speaker 1: for decades that you're like, dude, America is like this
Speaker 1: dope ass place, man, where it's all good and to
Speaker 1: a certain extent, I mean, depending on who you are
Speaker 1: in this country, you have been experiencing some semblance of
Speaker 1: a civil war with a constant assault on your existence.
Speaker 1: So it's that's why I like, when I look at this,
Speaker 1: I'm like, honestly, though, there are people out here who
Speaker 1: really are this, I don't know how much worse it
Speaker 1: could get. I guess the difference being some stranger is
Speaker 1: shooting them in the street or something. But for all
Speaker 1: intents and purposes, they have no support from you know,
Speaker 1: the municipalities, from the communities and things like that, from
Speaker 1: fucking law enforcement. Whatever you want to all it So
Speaker 1: it's all. It all depends on how you're looking at it.
Speaker 1: It's like when people say they're like, who's to say that?
Speaker 1: Like if you say there's no hell, who's to say
Speaker 1: that this isn't hell? Right now? Yeah, that is my
Speaker 1: favorite Instagram quote. Yeah, you gonna do with that cursive
Speaker 1: but with that lovely cursive fun on like fake parchment
Speaker 1: paper core, Who's to say this isn't Who's to say
Speaker 1: this isn't hell? Live laugh, scream, just like live laugh,
Speaker 1: civil war, live laugh, Register for a gun, even if
Speaker 1: you're a Democrat. All right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back, and we're back, and let's check
Speaker 1: in with just other other members of the GOP. I
Speaker 1: feel like Trump takes up a lot of the oxygen.
Speaker 1: But you know there's other people. There's there's Lindsay Graham
Speaker 1: for instance. Yeah, I think we just need to look.
Speaker 1: We can keep talking about civil war and how we're
Speaker 1: gonna have to you know, du kraftmagaw with our crank
Speaker 1: radios and defend our streets, but I just want to
Speaker 1: take a moment, you know, because even if it all
Speaker 1: whit it all, when it all falls down, we need
Speaker 1: to be able to laugh on the way there, and
Speaker 1: I just want to I just want to bathe in
Speaker 1: how uncomfortable Lindsey Graham has been over the past month
Speaker 1: watching his polls just fucking shrink, and Jamie Harrison basically
Speaker 1: be in a statistical deadlock tie with him right now. Um,
Speaker 1: and all he's been doing is begging for money, and
Speaker 1: it's been like the most pathetic thing for this ghoul
Speaker 1: who just rammed through the Amy Coney Barrett confirmation. Uh,
Speaker 1: you love to see that. But he was on Laura
Speaker 1: Ingram on Tuesday night and she straight up gave him
Speaker 1: the sweet fucking death of like the mercy mute while
Speaker 1: he was asking for money at the end of his segment.
Speaker 1: So this is him happening a segment with Laura Ingram
Speaker 1: and then cutting his mic off as he asked for money.
Speaker 1: Lindsey Graham, all right, help me if you can, moving
Speaker 1: on to our next story. He hasn't somebody, um, this guy?
Speaker 1: Who is it? Brianna Kyler, somebody who's on CNN. She
Speaker 1: tweeted this super cut of Lindsey Graham begging for money
Speaker 1: on Fox News, and I just play a little of
Speaker 1: it because it is sweet to hear how he's like, guys,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean five or ten bucks anything
Speaker 1: he has like the same line over and over. Let's
Speaker 1: just take a moment, so just to breathe this in.
Speaker 1: I'm getting out raised three to one, out spent four
Speaker 1: to one. If you want to help me fight back,
Speaker 1: go to Lindsay Graham dot com. Five or ten bucks
Speaker 1: from half of your audience would fill in the gap
Speaker 1: that I'm facing. I'm being killed financially. This money is
Speaker 1: cause they hate my guts. Get on our websites. Lindsay
Speaker 1: Graham dot com, fabric, tim Bucks goes a long way. Overwhelmed,
Speaker 1: I've got Instagram dot com. Help me if I'm being
Speaker 1: outraised to one. If you want to help me Instagram
Speaker 1: dot com. Five or tim bucks goes a long way.
Speaker 1: Instagram dot com. They're loading me up because I'm chair
Speaker 1: remember Jiciary Committee. Go to lind Goes SCons. Five or
Speaker 1: ten bucks really goes a long way, if really goes
Speaker 1: a long way. To completely turn my back on every
Speaker 1: every value I had. I mean, who who would have
Speaker 1: who would have predicted this mess for me? Um? Yeah,
Speaker 1: club level begging? Yeah right, that was some like for
Speaker 1: your soul. It's such a small amount to at Like,
Speaker 1: aren't you all the rich people like ask for more money? Hey, five, five,
Speaker 1: five or ten bucks goes a long way. If half
Speaker 1: your audience gave five to ten bucks, I mean, honestly,
Speaker 1: that'll keep that? Will that at least get me a
Speaker 1: sandwich on the way home tonight? Okay? Bernie Sanders asked
Speaker 1: for seven. Yeah, he's specific with it. I mean you
Speaker 1: always ask for money with your chest out. Don't beat
Speaker 1: please just be like, hey, money, fucking ten bucks full
Speaker 1: or this ship is fucked up. Later on, as he
Speaker 1: gets more desperate, he's like, this is what's gonna happen
Speaker 1: If I lose, then what's gonna happen to Mr? President Trump?
Speaker 1: And it's it's hate. You don't have a family. You
Speaker 1: don't have a family. Where's all your money gone? I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: everyone's abandoned him, though, Like the donor class is just
Speaker 1: really like the rich, rich Republican people who are used
Speaker 1: to just throwing money away on these people are like, guys,
Speaker 1: you're fucking racist. Ship talking isn't working the same way
Speaker 1: you used to, and you're not changing the script. They're like,
Speaker 1: why am I I'm not gonna pay ten million dollars
Speaker 1: for more fucking race bait and bullshit because at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, I got a business to run.
Speaker 1: So there's there. There's many many things, uh, sort of
Speaker 1: working against him. The one thing, the other thing is
Speaker 1: I want to talk about is Rudy Giuliani went on Kennedy. Uh.
Speaker 1: I remember Lisa Kennedy Montgomery. Most of us old people
Speaker 1: remember her as being pals with the likes of Bill Bellamie,
Speaker 1: Kurt Loder and tied with the Sore and on MTV
Speaker 1: Kennedy b J. Yeah, she's been on Fox Business for
Speaker 1: a minute now and like on her libertarian wave and
Speaker 1: actually for the last few years she's just been talking
Speaker 1: like a straight up trumper, so you know, the nice try.
Speaker 1: But she had Rudy Giuliani on too. I guess like
Speaker 1: someone talked her into letting him go on to make
Speaker 1: more Hunter Biden bullshit lies up and she was even
Speaker 1: like sick of basically how to like just how just
Speaker 1: vague and um just unsubstantive. If you're like really pulling
Speaker 1: for Trump and a thoughtful person like which I feel
Speaker 1: like our oxymorons, but like if you are, you probably
Speaker 1: are really annoyed by Rudy Giuliani because he's like taking
Speaker 1: up all of this attention, like with this Hunter Biden
Speaker 1: ship that doesn't seem to be worked. Yeah, and this
Speaker 1: whole interview, right Kennedy bless her racist heart or what
Speaker 1: libertary what however she's branding it nowadays. She pulls so
Speaker 1: many faces during this interview when Rudy's just has been like,
Speaker 1: so the first thing he there, they keep talking about
Speaker 1: this Hunter Biden laptop and she is so suspicious. She's like,
Speaker 1: so they've had this for a while and you just
Speaker 1: got the laptop now, Like, I don't under how does
Speaker 1: this work exactly. He's like, here's the thing, kid. So
Speaker 1: he's trying to constantly, throughout this interview inject new fucking
Speaker 1: damning allegations against the Biden, which Kennedy is just not
Speaker 1: interested in. This first one is like about how apparently
Speaker 1: Rudy's found new Chinese money on this laptop or whatever
Speaker 1: the funk He's trying to say, more money from the
Speaker 1: Chinese another ten ten million dollars that went into the
Speaker 1: company that Joe was a partner of. So we were
Speaker 1: constantly finding new new documents. The most extraordinary thing is
Speaker 1: the amount of money that in this period of time,
Speaker 1: at least now that we can count that to see.
Speaker 1: He like, so throughout this he's talking like this and
Speaker 1: it's supposed to be like earth shattering, and Kennedy's like
Speaker 1: what huh. She's like, dude, I gotta get to the
Speaker 1: ball at ship in a second. You're gonna have to
Speaker 1: wrap this up because I still got to press you
Speaker 1: about boor at um. Then he goes on to say
Speaker 1: so at one point, he says that like Hunt, that
Speaker 1: Joe and Hunter Biden are like a danger to children
Speaker 1: or something. You're trying to imply that they are somehow
Speaker 1: assaulting kids. And but then he been Kenny's like what,
Speaker 1: and He's like yeah, like the FBI and law enforce
Speaker 1: and they're doing nothing about it. So she comes back
Speaker 1: around and be like, let me get this straight, Rudy,
Speaker 1: what you're saying right now and listen to this asshole
Speaker 1: Flounder asserting, but local and federal law enforcements are allowing
Speaker 1: young children to be abused. To protect the Biden I
Speaker 1: didn't abused, well, I use their words. Joe Biden says
Speaker 1: he is a danger. So then at one point she
Speaker 1: accuses him of being like Christopher Steele because she's like
Speaker 1: basically saying, like, you're kind of doing the same thing
Speaker 1: Christopher Steele did. Really, it's like, what do you mean.
Speaker 1: It's like you're like going back and forth between like
Speaker 1: you're like Europe in the US talking to like Russian
Speaker 1: operatives and like coming out with stuff that's hard to verify.
Speaker 1: And he's like that's slander. He's like, you owe me
Speaker 1: an apology. And this is like he starts like vaguely
Speaker 1: threatening a lawsuit on the air, and then this is
Speaker 1: the last piece where he fully just like goes off
Speaker 1: of it, where he's like so angry at Kennedy because
Speaker 1: she's not like believing any of the bullshit he's saying.
Speaker 1: And it's it's peak Rudy. You're asserting that I'm a criminal.
Speaker 1: Eastern Europe is a cesspool, and Americans didn't from Eastern Europe.
Speaker 1: I didn't get them from the east. And you're you're
Speaker 1: now repeating lying propaganda from the Democratic National Committee and
Speaker 1: the crooked Biden family. I had nothing to do with
Speaker 1: Eastern Europe. I got this from the the repair man
Speaker 1: who corroboration. This is this is Hunter bidens. This is
Speaker 1: Hunter Biden's material. It has proven a hundred times over.
Speaker 1: And I have a voice recording of him in which
Speaker 1: he talks about being in business with a Chinese spy master.
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, that's so. It's just incredible plays out
Speaker 1: like that where you're just like, oh God, they really
Speaker 1: aren't gonna let this go. It is such a weak
Speaker 1: strategy to go after Hunter Biden. Like literally Aubrey O
Speaker 1: Day did better reporting on Trump's kids on Twitter and
Speaker 1: the Juliani did with the laptop from the repairman, which
Speaker 1: is like a Vanga's lesbian barons a piece of ship.
Speaker 1: The text messages from Donald Trump Jr. Eric fucked someone
Speaker 1: else while he was married on the table over the Apprentice,
Speaker 1: and you're like, right now, that's some ship I want
Speaker 1: to go on Kennedy. Yeah, it's really just it shows
Speaker 1: again the desperation and though like it really shows who's
Speaker 1: in charge of this campaign. Like any other person who
Speaker 1: did any polling would have been like probably attacked Biden
Speaker 1: on these things, especially in these markets. But they're like, no,
Speaker 1: you believe that that Russia hoax. Remember what that did
Speaker 1: for the Hillary and then the emails. That's what we
Speaker 1: gotta get now secret emails, because that was the key
Speaker 1: in twenty sixteen, and I have not grown past this strategy,
Speaker 1: so that you got these two senile old men who
Speaker 1: were so insistent on this like really stupid tactic. And
Speaker 1: he was trying to recycle crooked on Biden, and but
Speaker 1: he it was it was that a thing you're talking
Speaker 1: about where they're tired of it. They're like crooked Biden,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm sorry I got then. But then
Speaker 1: what's funny is she wraps up the interview be like okay,
Speaker 1: so let's get into the boar at thing. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: like thanks for the nonsense. Yeah, She's like, um, fam
Speaker 1: like what what was going on? And she basically just
Speaker 1: puts them to the sword, saying like I have a
Speaker 1: fifteen year old daughter and when I watched that scene
Speaker 1: that she did not look right to me. And it's
Speaker 1: like he essentially asserts that the second he felt something
Speaker 1: was untoward, he immediately called his head of security, and
Speaker 1: then they called the NYPD, or like they called the
Speaker 1: local police, and then the police showed up and that's
Speaker 1: when they ran out because he knew the whole time
Speaker 1: that it was some bullshit. So it was truly this
Speaker 1: like lies upon lies, and they're like, but the footage
Speaker 1: is very clear, like you didn't call them, like you
Speaker 1: actually put your hand in your pants and then he
Speaker 1: goes on, you actually just laid down on the bed
Speaker 1: like with your pants. Yeah, doing a little squeezy down there.
Speaker 1: Come on, now, the thing that he felt was untoward
Speaker 1: was his penis. It points in a weird direction. That's true.
Speaker 1: The true i Q test is is someone who looks
Speaker 1: like Giuliani, You're like, sends in a hot fifteen year
Speaker 1: old and do you truly believe this one wants to
Speaker 1: have sex with you? Okay, you have an i Q
Speaker 1: of five? Like, how do you all not know? This
Speaker 1: is a setup? People are getting too focused on the
Speaker 1: idea of like whether he was tugging his shirt in
Speaker 1: or not tugging a shirt in, or could conceivably be
Speaker 1: seen as tugging his shirt and he was laying down
Speaker 1: on a bed of a someone he thought was a
Speaker 1: fifteen year old me. Did she present herself as fifteen
Speaker 1: for the interview part? I think so? Yeah, because well,
Speaker 1: Sasha Baron Cohne said, dude, she's fifteen, She's too old, right,
Speaker 1: he says that that's why he says that when he
Speaker 1: comes in, So maybe he didn't know it was fift
Speaker 1: But either way, you're you're not laying on your back
Speaker 1: like that. The only context is, you know, doctor's office
Speaker 1: might be where you're laying down somewhere with your pass
Speaker 1: down to be like, I don't know I might have
Speaker 1: this hernia. Can you check me out? Doc? Versus like
Speaker 1: where's the sound pack? I've had to wonder my balls.
Speaker 1: I've had to wear those microphones many times. Then they're not.
Speaker 1: They don't require you to lie down and be drunk
Speaker 1: to to remove the even with the cheap ass send
Speaker 1: heisers that just goes on your belt loop, you know
Speaker 1: the electro sonics. Yeah, maybe you put a leg band
Speaker 1: on if you got a real tight outfit on. All
Speaker 1: women should have a little alarm system installed on your
Speaker 1: lower back, just right above your ass. And when a
Speaker 1: man touches it, the cops get called. That is men's
Speaker 1: like bird, Yeah, like I'm going to touch this and
Speaker 1: then and then I'm going to have sex with a
Speaker 1: fifteen year old. Uh yeah. America's mayor, Mr Mayor Kennedy,
Speaker 1: though she did try and be like but before you go, Rudy.
Speaker 1: After he threatens her by saying, like, you're defaming me,
Speaker 1: She's like, remember this photo he took this in like
Speaker 1: three it's her Bill Bellamy and Rudy Giuliani like at
Speaker 1: a New Year's Ball countdown or something. And he's like,
Speaker 1: I don't care. He's like, you had me on under
Speaker 1: false pretenses. But yeah, She's like, but I love this.
Speaker 1: She's like in the end kind of still fucking with.
Speaker 1: It's funny because Kennedy starts being like, your bullshit, Rudy,
Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna end this by trolling you. Um
Speaker 1: show is so her show get a lot of play
Speaker 1: on Fox because last time I checked in, she had
Speaker 1: like a little cute see like Brat's font behind her
Speaker 1: of like Kennedy with a star, and like no one
Speaker 1: was checking in because how is she getting away with
Speaker 1: trashing Rudy. I don't know. I mean she's you know,
Speaker 1: she's on Fox Biz in this now, so she can
Speaker 1: she has a little more free reign. But most of
Speaker 1: the time I remember during the impeachment, like how she
Speaker 1: was so just just mainlining Fox News talking points and
Speaker 1: I'm like, there's no way you're not just a full
Speaker 1: blown Republican, Like you're not even you're not even having
Speaker 1: the appearance of trying to be like, well, this is happening,
Speaker 1: and this is happening. I'm curious to see, but it's Fox.
Speaker 1: I don't honor libertarians ever, Like, if you're a libertarian,
Speaker 1: you're just a weird Republican. You're not actually libertarian. You
Speaker 1: just smoke. A Republican is smoke? Sweet? Yeah, yeah, you smokes. Chelsea.
Speaker 1: You're you seem like you're kind of an expert on
Speaker 1: Fox News. What what was your job when you were
Speaker 1: like watching so much Fox News in Um? Well, so
Speaker 1: I started working for John Stewart when he did his
Speaker 1: HBO show, which was right after the Daily Show. It
Speaker 1: never aired, but I worked on his farm for a
Speaker 1: year and we watched Fox News day in and day out,
Speaker 1: like just constantly. And then after that I worked on
Speaker 1: the Opposition with Jordan Klepper, which was kind of the
Speaker 1: Alex Jones show. So then I was also watching Alex
Speaker 1: Jones and those um and that's when I started buying
Speaker 1: crank radios. You know, those those those backpacks that are
Speaker 1: like seventy two hours of survival. I have five of those,
Speaker 1: and if It wasn't until I've been in the job
Speaker 1: for yeah, a few years, where I was like, why
Speaker 1: do I have so many survival backpacks? What have these
Speaker 1: Jim Baker food buckets too? Why am I taking these
Speaker 1: Alex Jones supplements to fight COVID A cave man? Well,
Speaker 1: Chelsea has been a pleasure having you on the on
Speaker 1: the show. Where can people find you and follow you? Well,
Speaker 1: you can find me and follow me at at Chelsea
Speaker 1: dantez um on Instagram. I do the Celebrity book Club Recaps,
Speaker 1: which is a different form of xanix. You know, it's
Speaker 1: where you're like civil war, civil war, what's more? I
Speaker 1: carry up to Um, It's just like a good balance
Speaker 1: and the uh Celebrity book Club Podcast. The first episodes
Speaker 1: out today, Um, Jessica Simpson, Tommi warm right, carry all
Speaker 1: that ships on the way and um and yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess I'll be registering for a gun soon, so look
Speaker 1: for that and my stories. I'm gonna be reading Maria
Speaker 1: and at the Range getting ready for more. Yeah. Yeah, Um,
Speaker 1: is there a tweet or some of the work of
Speaker 1: social media you've been enjoying. Oh, some of the work
Speaker 1: of social media that I've been enjoying some social media art,
Speaker 1: some social media art. You know, I saw I saw
Speaker 1: a tweet from the Dodger's name last night with these
Speaker 1: just four women in the car being just having the
Speaker 1: fucking night of their lives. That brought me joy this morning. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, I really want to give a shout out
Speaker 1: to some of the great social media artists out there,
Speaker 1: but you know, I will say, um this, this is
Speaker 1: so stupid because he is my boyfriend. But yes, or
Speaker 1: Lester has been trolling, has been has been trolling Republicans
Speaker 1: in a pretty spectacular way and also trolling fake allies
Speaker 1: and getting them to shave their eyebrows. And that's brought
Speaker 1: me a lot of intense joy. Yep. Yeah, Well we've
Speaker 1: definitely talked about his, uh, his artistry, his artistry taking
Speaker 1: down Jersey Mike's you know just fight fight and I
Speaker 1: have a front row seat to his dealings. Miles, Where
Speaker 1: can people find you? What's the tweet You've been enjoying? Twitter?
Speaker 1: Instagram at Miles of Gray. Also other podcasts for Tony
Speaker 1: Day Fiance with Chelsea's friend Sophia Alexandra, The Best Podcast,
Speaker 1: Best Show, A stop By where we just get you know,
Speaker 1: Unfortunately they took down our tags of Arnold Schwarzenegger being
Speaker 1: in the episodes despite my great impersonation. So Apple Podcasts,
Speaker 1: I have something You're smart tagging needs some re upping
Speaker 1: and some reworking. Uh. Some some tweets that I like.
Speaker 1: One is just from uh Lacy Mosley because she was
Speaker 1: on ABC news is show The con Um two nights
Speaker 1: ago and she posted a screen cap of her on
Speaker 1: the show where she looks like it's like a fucking
Speaker 1: very serious documentary and she's in the middle of a
Speaker 1: sentence where it just says, Lacey Mosley host scam got
Speaker 1: his podcast and it just feels like a scam already. Um.
Speaker 1: And I just love her and her work, so just
Speaker 1: it's just a funny image. But the two tweets I
Speaker 1: like are coming from Reductress. The first one is how
Speaker 1: to stay humble even though you own the twelve foot
Speaker 1: home depot skeleton around with these twelve foot fucking skeletons
Speaker 1: of It's so stupid, but whatever, people love this spooky ship. Um.
Speaker 1: And the second one is also from at Reductress. It's
Speaker 1: a woman looking at her laptop just confused. It says
Speaker 1: a woman hasn't seen desktop background in two years. Uh,
Speaker 1: people for a cluttered desktop gang, you know you know how?
Speaker 1: That is tweet I've been enjoying is from Janelle James.
Speaker 1: I think in response to Jared Kushner talking about effort
Speaker 1: and how black people in America have to want success
Speaker 1: as much as the president wants them to succeed. Uh.
Speaker 1: Jenell James said, somebody asked Jared Kushner what he's been
Speaker 1: good or successful at besides nepotism and standing in the
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Speaker 1: link off information that we talked about in today's episode,
Speaker 1: as well as the song we ride out on Miles.
Speaker 1: What are we riding out on today? We are going
Speaker 1: to go out on a track by Jimmy James, j
Speaker 1: I M I J A M Eat Dollar sign. Uh.
Speaker 1: And this track is called Bullshit or Worry And it's
Speaker 1: just a great. Um, I'm not I'm not familiar with
Speaker 1: their this group's work or if it's a soul artist
Speaker 1: or whatever. But it's got like great dystopian like soul
Speaker 1: pop vibes, which I like. I'm just like everything sounds
Speaker 1: like music that will be made ten years and now.
Speaker 1: Uh just like with the backdrop of our weird and
Speaker 1: wacky democracy slash not democracy. Uh so yeah, check this
Speaker 1: about bullshit or worry because both of them buck the
Speaker 1: bullshit and fuck the worrying. So yeah, Jimmy James take
Speaker 1: us away. You can tell I agreed with that because
Speaker 1: they gave you the Michael barbarrow when you said it.
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