Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to fifty three,
Speaker 1: Episode three of Jetty production of I Heart Radio. This
Speaker 1: is a podcast where we take a deep dive into
Speaker 1: America's sharing consciousness. And it is Thursday, September eight to
Speaker 1: to It's National School Picture Day, So get ready, you know,
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Speaker 1: I don't want to say National School Picture Today. I
Speaker 1: hated because I hate taking pictures and I hate smiling
Speaker 1: in pictures. So my you should see like my first
Speaker 1: like seven years of school photos, I have this smile
Speaker 1: on where I'm like, just merely keep my mouth shutting,
Speaker 1: being like I must raise the corners of my mouth,
Speaker 1: do a fear like a human boy. Yeah, I get
Speaker 1: I get real mad every time our kids take bring
Speaker 1: pictures home from school, because like they're just there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: their eyes are closed, their teeth are like they're showing
Speaker 1: all their teeth. And then I see the pictures of
Speaker 1: other kids and they're all they all look cute. So
Speaker 1: I don't know if the problem is my kids, but
Speaker 1: it's it's always very stressful for me. You know, with time,
Speaker 1: with time, they'll be hamming it up, that's right. Um. Anyways,
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Speaker 1: it doesn't. They just sound alike. And I get the
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Speaker 1: After hearing me say Harry Kane massive for the salve
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Speaker 1: And I'm thrilled to be joined, as always by my
Speaker 1: co host, Mr Miles ground trendon. I'm feeling sad. I
Speaker 1: got the same guys in my head. I'm stupid. But
Speaker 1: now for long Hey Jack, the Jaws theme song is
Speaker 1: coming on? Is coming on? His don do okay? Shout
Speaker 1: out to Kidny Feisty Backpack on Discord who seamlessly was like,
Speaker 1: it's coming on, then wrote out the Jaws theme So
Speaker 1: I had to perform that. You know, Jaws is out
Speaker 1: in theaters right now, I still haven't seen it on
Speaker 1: a big screen. I need to do that. I might
Speaker 1: need this recording early because my favorite movie, You've seen
Speaker 1: it a thousand times on VHS and various streaming platforms,
Speaker 1: but never on the big screen. You might have to
Speaker 1: make that happen for you, young man. Anyways, Miles, We're
Speaker 1: thrilled to be joined by two hilarious and talented artists
Speaker 1: responsible for some of the best things on TV, and
Speaker 1: together responsible for a truly did deviceful, divisive, truly divisive podcast.
Speaker 1: Now I meant to say delightful podcast. Baby Gene is
Speaker 1: this Please welcome the brilliant and talented Emily Heller and
Speaker 1: Lisa Hannah Hello, thank you so much for having us,
Speaker 1: us for being here. Our podcast is divisive, I'd say,
Speaker 1: very divisive. Yeah. We fight all the time. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you're talking about the film Baby Geniuses that came out.
Speaker 1: Every episode does a recap of the one movie. I
Speaker 1: feel like we named our podcast before, I really, before
Speaker 1: we really knew how podcasts were supposed to be named.
Speaker 1: You're like, we each get a movie and we name
Speaker 1: our podcast after that. It's a it's a great show.
Speaker 1: The people who expect a podcast about babies are really
Speaker 1: upset when they listen to our podcast. Yeah. Oh do
Speaker 1: they really like hoping for like baby raising tips handful
Speaker 1: of times? Yeah, or will sometimes get Someone on Facebook
Speaker 1: sent us a video of their kid being like, I
Speaker 1: think my kid might be a genius. What saying that, expert.
Speaker 1: It was a video of the of the baby like
Speaker 1: holding a book like a kid's book and turning the
Speaker 1: pages and going back that that, you know, just like
Speaker 1: making baby sounds. And they were like, I think they
Speaker 1: might be reading your child is doing an impression of
Speaker 1: one of the aliens from Mars attacks. Okay, you're choking, Yeah, pages,
Speaker 1: I can I can imagine. It's very much like a
Speaker 1: I don't know about your kid, but I feel confident
Speaker 1: judging whether you are a genius. I think we have
Speaker 1: conclusive evidence on that. When people tune in looking for
Speaker 1: like a baby Mozart esque podcast, that's like the teaching
Speaker 1: you what what do they get instead? How do you
Speaker 1: guys describe your podcast to people? Um, we talk a
Speaker 1: lot about like Martha Stewart and what she's up to.
Speaker 1: It has like evolved over the years into just sort
Speaker 1: of like a totally unfocused, bloated with segments. It's a hang,
Speaker 1: you know, it's just a hang. Yeah, it's a hang.
Speaker 1: At this point, we have like we do like check
Speaker 1: in on Martha Stewart's pony. Every episode we loaded with segments,
Speaker 1: a Wikipedia segment where we just talk about a weird
Speaker 1: Wikipedia page. We occasionally review pictures of our listeners butts
Speaker 1: that they send us. Yeah, we talk about we read
Speaker 1: their stories about talking in their sleep. Lately we've known
Speaker 1: that a lot. Yes, I love sleep talking stories. They're
Speaker 1: so funny, so good. But yeah, it's it's truly amorphous.
Speaker 1: I'd say, right man, what I Okay, I could duel
Speaker 1: for people to tune into too, because it's a wonder
Speaker 1: we're not more popular. It's exactly what everyone's looking for.
Speaker 1: Just sort of like, are you in extremely easy elevator pitch?
Speaker 1: To draw? For me is like knowing how talented the
Speaker 1: two of you are, So like hearing the talk is
Speaker 1: great because you have good insights like Lisa that's through
Speaker 1: your art and you know Emily through comedy and things
Speaker 1: like I just feel like there's a good there's a
Speaker 1: good balance to it. Also. All right, well, we're going
Speaker 1: to get to know you guys a little bit better
Speaker 1: in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a
Speaker 1: couple of the things that we are talking about today.
Speaker 1: We're gonna check in with the land of Oz. Dr
Speaker 1: Oz's campaign has probably been the most entertaining thing of
Speaker 1: of the mid terms for me at least, so he's
Speaker 1: continued with the self judo ownage. We're going to talk
Speaker 1: about how he manages to keep one upping himself. We're
Speaker 1: going to talk about the long standing ovations at the
Speaker 1: film festivals like the Venice Film Festival. There now just
Speaker 1: ranking movies based on how long the standing ovations are,
Speaker 1: like it's like a gymnastics judge score. So we're going
Speaker 1: to talk about that because it does seem fairly haphazard
Speaker 1: and also just based on weird like behavioral dynamics. All
Speaker 1: of that. Plenny more, But first, Emily Lisa, we like
Speaker 1: to ask our guest, what is something from your search
Speaker 1: histories that is revealing that who you guys are. I'll start,
Speaker 1: how many of my last two? I feel like none
Speaker 1: of these are super revealing about me. I did recently
Speaker 1: look up deb Chub birds because I have been watching
Speaker 1: The Love Island US and which is not as good
Speaker 1: as the UK. I will say it, and there is
Speaker 1: a I almost said character, it's a real person. It's
Speaker 1: really really remember there are real people. Um, there is
Speaker 1: a contestant on that show named deb Chub who it
Speaker 1: seems and I'm like, I was googling because I wanted
Speaker 1: to know if my interpretation is correct, and I'm fully
Speaker 1: open to the idea that my interpretation is not correct.
Speaker 1: But it seems to me that she believes the quote
Speaker 1: unquote conspiracy theory because it's not a conspiracy theory, it's
Speaker 1: a joke that birds aren't real, and she keeps talking
Speaker 1: about it on the show like she believes it. Because
Speaker 1: Deb deb Chub sounds like a kind of bird to me,
Speaker 1: I was like, what kind of bird is the northern
Speaker 1: crested deb chub? And it's like a thing where usually
Speaker 1: on Love Island what they do is they edit out
Speaker 1: people saying stupid stuff like that, and then they compile
Speaker 1: all of it into the Unseen Bits episode, So the
Speaker 1: rest of the episodes you can still like root for
Speaker 1: them to find love. And then you watch the episode
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, none of them have read a book,
Speaker 1: none of them deserve anything. But but they can't edit
Speaker 1: out her talking about birds because it comes up so
Speaker 1: much that she's talking about it in making her decisions
Speaker 1: about like which guys to choose, where she's like, I
Speaker 1: mean he went with me on the whole birds aren't
Speaker 1: real things? And is that is that like a psychological
Speaker 1: like this is my whole issue with flat earthers is
Speaker 1: I believed that they were fucking with us for a
Speaker 1: long time and then and then you're like, wait, y'all
Speaker 1: are real? Oh no, I think some of them are
Speaker 1: in on it, and then other people just don't get
Speaker 1: that it's a joke and they believe it and I can't,
Speaker 1: I genuinely cannot tell with her. Yeah, if there's a
Speaker 1: medium risk you and on you know where it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: some people are kind of working with you for their
Speaker 1: own weird aims, and people like, no, this is good,
Speaker 1: this is birds aren't real. Yeah, and you're like, doesn't
Speaker 1: that make the people who are doing it as a
Speaker 1: joke feel a little bit guilty? Yeah? Or do you go?
Speaker 1: Or in my mind I would probably say, come on, man, really,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm not here saying birds aren't real and
Speaker 1: you really just attached yourself to that notion and flew
Speaker 1: away into the sun with it. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I could feel bad because it's so dumb,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I don't know. But they're She's like talking
Speaker 1: to people on the show and they're like, I've seen
Speaker 1: a dead bird and bugs ate it. And she's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I feel like when you read
Speaker 1: the history of like scientology and ship like that, that
Speaker 1: is how they were talking about scientology in the early days.
Speaker 1: Like Aron Hubbard was like doing it as a bit
Speaker 1: to like, you know, funk with his friends, and then
Speaker 1: like Isaac Asimov like yeah, and then like got away
Speaker 1: from him or his ego got away from him, and
Speaker 1: he was like wait, I kind of like being on
Speaker 1: a boat where I am God. Yeah, And I think
Speaker 1: the difference with scientology is that like most of the
Speaker 1: times when people are allowed to learn like the really
Speaker 1: sort of improbable theories about what's going on on Earth,
Speaker 1: is by the time they get to that point, they've
Speaker 1: spent a hundred thousand dollars and they have to believe
Speaker 1: it because of the sunt cost fallacy. But I don't
Speaker 1: I don't get why deb Chub wants to believe that
Speaker 1: birds aren't real. It's also fascinating. It's also weird because
Speaker 1: she's like, I think it's the government spying on us,
Speaker 1: and it's like, dude, you're on a reality show. Why
Speaker 1: would the birds be showing up. They're already filming you
Speaker 1: every second of the day. There's five dudes with cameras
Speaker 1: on their shoulders aimed at you right now. Yes, I
Speaker 1: think why would the government send birds into the villa?
Speaker 1: It with just a huge waste of resources. It feels
Speaker 1: like a really elegant way to completely destabilize the society
Speaker 1: to small and absurd and if enough people go there,
Speaker 1: that's just gonna lead you down all like like you're
Speaker 1: saying it's like, I don't know, man, it could be
Speaker 1: about surveillance, right, I would say, the main reason why
Speaker 1: I chose that as my most revealing one is I
Speaker 1: just want someone to tell me if they know if
Speaker 1: she actually believes that. I want to know. I cannot
Speaker 1: find an answer to like has she addressed it since
Speaker 1: the show? It's just not doesn't seem to be something
Speaker 1: people are writing about. And I don't know why, right,
Speaker 1: Why are we avoiding this conversation America? It is kind
Speaker 1: of the most fascinating thing that a stupid person can do,
Speaker 1: is believe in that, because then, like I just that
Speaker 1: that's the only thing they could do. Like if they
Speaker 1: were just like I believe in you know, I want
Speaker 1: to tell you about my good friend j C and
Speaker 1: like his twelve friends Mary, just like you know, like
Speaker 1: telling me like Bible ship, I'd be very uninterested and
Speaker 1: run the other way. But if like that it has
Speaker 1: all sorts of dynamics working for it that like make
Speaker 1: me want to just like sit down with deb Chubb
Speaker 1: for some reason, just like really, that big old brain
Speaker 1: does it include chicken or is it only flight flighted birds?
Speaker 1: That's great, that's a great, great follow up question. Why
Speaker 1: did no one in the villa. When she orders chicken
Speaker 1: wings like hot chicken wings, what does she think? She's
Speaker 1: eating a robot? And she probably doesn't think a chicken,
Speaker 1: to be perfectly honest, she probably doesn't take a chicken
Speaker 1: as a bird. Yeah, I mean that's I'm on the
Speaker 1: fence about that. You are a bit of an expert.
Speaker 1: What what is something from your search history? Lisa, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is gonna sound really dirty and it's not. It's
Speaker 1: lick tub. Lick tub? Is this for a horse? Yes,
Speaker 1: myles nose. It's an agricultural item. It is a fifty
Speaker 1: pound or a hundred pound tub of minerals and fat
Speaker 1: and molasses the livestock can lick at as a supplement
Speaker 1: or as a boredom relief item. So you buy like
Speaker 1: a like a container where it's just all just in there,
Speaker 1: and then they just just lick away. It's just in there,
Speaker 1: and you just crack the lid open like it's a
Speaker 1: big old can, and it's just like stuff they can lick.
Speaker 1: So I was trying to find one, and I was
Speaker 1: calling up like every feed store in l a and
Speaker 1: saying the words licked tub over the felt perverted. I
Speaker 1: thought they would know what I meant, and a lot
Speaker 1: of them didn't, and so I was trying to explain
Speaker 1: to them, and then like it's an agricultural items the
Speaker 1: family owned feed store, and we don't like that kind
Speaker 1: of field. I finally found one from a store in
Speaker 1: some land. Oh yeah, okay, that feels about right. So
Speaker 1: that's about right. There's a place where they had baby
Speaker 1: chickens for sale, and I did go for if you
Speaker 1: don't mind me asking. This was expensive. It was like
Speaker 1: close to a hundred dollars, I think, and how much
Speaker 1: get out of one tub? You know, I've been doling
Speaker 1: it out slowly, so it's in a few weeks now
Speaker 1: and still very full. Yeah, well, because I think if
Speaker 1: I leave it open, my pony will eat the whole
Speaker 1: thing in two hours. So I'm right, I don't free.
Speaker 1: You can't be trusted. Is it like good? For like
Speaker 1: it's too much of it bad? Or like you kind
Speaker 1: of like you get a couple of licks a day,
Speaker 1: you don't want to have a lick out all day.
Speaker 1: I don't think she should eat pounds of it in
Speaker 1: a day, but I don't think it's bad. It's just
Speaker 1: like you know, it's supposed to be good for him,
Speaker 1: but it's a lot of shows her. Next Google search
Speaker 1: is how fast should opponent? I don't know, I gotta
Speaker 1: bad if too much for a steep blearing curve. Licktub
Speaker 1: sounds like deb Chub's relative. It does ubb, it's another
Speaker 1: kind of bird. What you guys think it's overrated Google?
Speaker 1: This is my and I'm not just saying this because
Speaker 1: I didn't get the answer about deb chub, but in general,
Speaker 1: and you know, I think this has been reported on.
Speaker 1: Google is just less and less usable. Like you. It
Speaker 1: just does not show you the information you're looking for
Speaker 1: in the way that it used to, because it's algorithmically
Speaker 1: trying to show you some other ship. And it's so
Speaker 1: frustrating to me. I really, have you tried Duck Duck Go,
Speaker 1: That's what I've been using lately. Yeah, it doesn't. It
Speaker 1: doesn't like track you and Ductusto also has does not
Speaker 1: have answers about def chub, but it is less overrated
Speaker 1: than Google. Yeah, I would ask Jeeves honestly, Jeeves, here's
Speaker 1: the time I asked Jeeves that I think I have
Speaker 1: probably bored Lisa with this already, but I have been
Speaker 1: reading a bunch of the P. G. Wodehouse books. Wodehouse
Speaker 1: who was the creator of Jeeves the Butler and like,
Speaker 1: there are humorous old timey books from like you know,
Speaker 1: the twenties about this dumb rich guy and his butler,
Speaker 1: and every one of those stories is about him asking
Speaker 1: Jeeves for help and Jeeves going in a very circuitous,
Speaker 1: sort of counterintuitive method to get it and it all backfires.
Speaker 1: And I don't understand why we're presenting that character as
Speaker 1: a reliable problem solver, like naming your glasses after Mr Magoo. Yes,
Speaker 1: so he's like the original, like Nathan Fielder, Okay, the
Speaker 1: plan make this frozen yogurt tastes like shit or whatever.
Speaker 1: That Well, he's also he's just trying to ignore his
Speaker 1: rich boss and his rich boss's dumb ideas. Okay, it
Speaker 1: was a working class hero kind of. Yeah, but he's weirdly.
Speaker 1: I mean, I recommend reading the books. They're really funny,
Speaker 1: but uh, it always strikes me as odd that we're
Speaker 1: asking Jeeves to get us something directly, right, what are
Speaker 1: the books called? Like, what's the most famous Wodehouse Oh,
Speaker 1: my gosh, I don't know what the most famous one
Speaker 1: he wrote, Like like hundreds of them. I can try to.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, this is so boring. I'm like, I'm looking
Speaker 1: in my Yeah, that's a good one of the right ho.
Speaker 1: Jeeves is a really good one, right ho. Jeeves Ring
Speaker 1: for Jeeves is pretty good. It's really hard to tell
Speaker 1: them apart because there's just so many of them and
Speaker 1: just make up some titles Jeeves Special Day, Big Outing
Speaker 1: for Jeeves in evening with Jeeves. What's something Emily that
Speaker 1: you've like you've noticed you like, I used to be
Speaker 1: able to find this on Google and now you're like,
Speaker 1: what the funk happened? That's a I should have come
Speaker 1: prepared with something like that, aside from aside from the
Speaker 1: fact that like looking up deb Chubb bird doesn't reveal
Speaker 1: anything about her talking about birds not being real good
Speaker 1: for Yeah, Sometimes it'll just be something where you're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: what's the biggest country by population and it'll just like
Speaker 1: tell you the biggest country by area right away, where
Speaker 1: like it just has started ignoring search terms. I feel
Speaker 1: like that's something that is frustrating to me. It's like,
Speaker 1: I think you mean area, right, yeah, but it won't
Speaker 1: even say by area. It'll just like put up a
Speaker 1: picture of what they think the answer is without the
Speaker 1: information that disqualifies it. I think one of the most
Speaker 1: frustrating things is like you'll look up something like can
Speaker 1: my dog eat blah blah blah, and it'll be like
Speaker 1: ten foods your dogs should not eat, and the food
Speaker 1: that you listed is under the actually it's okay section,
Speaker 1: But then it tells you that they can't eat it,
Speaker 1: and so I just I'm constantly thinking of poisoned my dog. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Google is bad just in general evil. I feel like
Speaker 1: dot go is still finding its cel a, but it's
Speaker 1: definitely less intrusive and less likely to track you. Yeah yeah, yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break and we'll come back and
Speaker 1: we'll get your overrated Lisa and kind of some underrated
Speaker 1: and talk about the news. And we're back and Lisa,
Speaker 1: it's your turn to tell us something you think is overrated.
Speaker 1: All right. This was really hard for me because I
Speaker 1: don't like to yuck anyone's um. You know, if you're
Speaker 1: into something, I don't want to say it's overrated. But
Speaker 1: I'm going to piss off a lot of people with this.
Speaker 1: Um you say, outer space, Yeah, I know, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but I think just like, stop trying to go there.
Speaker 1: Just let it be, Like, there's plenty to do here
Speaker 1: on Earth. I think the ocean has plenty of aliens
Speaker 1: in it. If you go deep enough, just gets weirder
Speaker 1: and weirder. Just just go under the sea. I just
Speaker 1: want I'm really just trying to get Bezos and elon
Speaker 1: Musk to walk into the sea. Go to the bottom
Speaker 1: of the ocean, to the very deepest. Less likely that
Speaker 1: they'll come back from there than from outer space, I think, so. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I also feel like if we weren't so needy, the
Speaker 1: aliens would come to us, if we just stopped, if
Speaker 1: we were like kind of we're like stopped looking and
Speaker 1: be like, hey, what's going on out there? Sending up
Speaker 1: so many messages? God at least, like, what are you
Speaker 1: guys up to? We don't trust it. Yeah, all of
Speaker 1: the sudden went radio Settle went on. We should have
Speaker 1: some mystique, you know, like learn them in that way.
Speaker 1: Come on, the Pentagon, start curbing these fucking ghosts, man,
Speaker 1: are ghosts in them? The information we want play hard
Speaker 1: to get. I do feel like that's been the Pentagon's solution.
Speaker 1: It turns out has been just like I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: it's fucking weird, right with all the aliens and for
Speaker 1: real weird. What do you I don't know, I don't know,
Speaker 1: you know, can you anybody have any ideas? Like it
Speaker 1: went from the water to the air to the water again.
Speaker 1: That's the coolest thing about it is that like they're
Speaker 1: flying from underwater. That makes me excited because yeah, I
Speaker 1: am I. I subscribe to the like we should be
Speaker 1: spending more time looking into the ocean than into outer
Speaker 1: space stuff. Although I don't think it's a competition. We
Speaker 1: have plenty of time and plenty of resources to spend
Speaker 1: on things other than helping people, because in our mind
Speaker 1: is if we if we figure out the aliens, they're
Speaker 1: probably gonna help us figure out everything else, like primate
Speaker 1: healthcare in quality. I feel like they probably do though, right,
Speaker 1: I mean they flew here from late years of wet Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I told you they come here for the Shoden Freuda. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just disaster tourism. I just think that the likelihood
Speaker 1: that any alien thing that we're seeing of like UFOs,
Speaker 1: there's like, there's no chance it's aliens. It's if it
Speaker 1: is them, it's their trash that they're throwing just out
Speaker 1: into space and we're just getting it by accident. They're like,
Speaker 1: they think that bottle cap is a spaceship. They called
Speaker 1: it a trans medium object, the fucking bottle guy. So
Speaker 1: we are officially saying the birds are not robots but
Speaker 1: fish and octopus is OCTOPI are, Yeah, they came from space.
Speaker 1: That canon. What is something you guys think is underrated? Lisa,
Speaker 1: you want to kick us off? I'm going to say,
Speaker 1: um so dorky print magazines. I think I just think
Speaker 1: they should make a comeback because they're nice to read.
Speaker 1: You can find some really obscure ones to subscribe to.
Speaker 1: They do tend to pile up, and then you feel
Speaker 1: guilty about it, and you're like, should I recycle these
Speaker 1: or should I save them for later? I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I think they're great, and I'm so I'm tired
Speaker 1: of email newsletters. I prefer a physical object. You want
Speaker 1: a zine? Z I love zines, Love a zine. I
Speaker 1: mean that's kind of been like our generation's response to
Speaker 1: the lack of printed material is like, I feel more
Speaker 1: and more like artistic folks. Friends of mine. They're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got a zine. Coming out working on a zine.
Speaker 1: I love that. You know what I miss is like
Speaker 1: a really crappy like black and white like Kinko styles.
Speaker 1: I think that too many are like nice now, they're
Speaker 1: like glossy, They're like full color rhizograph. I don't want that.
Speaker 1: I think you should have to make a shitty one
Speaker 1: to focus more on the content. And that's my cranky
Speaker 1: opinion about about scenes, right right right. I love a
Speaker 1: good news stand where you just realize how many niche
Speaker 1: like zines there are, and yeah, beautiful like beautifully photographed,
Speaker 1: beautifully put together, art directed, art designed, and then yeah,
Speaker 1: and then just like American stool is just for chairs
Speaker 1: that don't have backs on him stools. One that I
Speaker 1: think was like dead hitted to like mushrooms, but it
Speaker 1: had like a guy in a robe with like really
Speaker 1: hairy shoulders, like picking up like a big crop of something.
Speaker 1: But it looks like cool. It was like, I would
Speaker 1: buy that magazine, but what the fuck could it possibly be?
Speaker 1: It's it's wild my my library. Carrizines like got a
Speaker 1: wild because so and I was looking and I say,
Speaker 1: like these teenage kids looking at something like pretty like
Speaker 1: radical ship like in a zine. I was like, look, okay, okay, library,
Speaker 1: keep that ship stocked for the youth them. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I definitely is there a magazine that you specifically really miss? Um?
Speaker 1: Nothing I miss necessarily. I subscribed to a bunch. I
Speaker 1: subscribe to a weird one called The Colectic Horseman, which
Speaker 1: is like just a really nicely printed horse magazine. And
Speaker 1: I subscribed a Car and Driver. Yeah, like, this is
Speaker 1: a gear head. Not really, I don't. I just like cars.
Speaker 1: You subscribe to Car and Driver. Difference between being a
Speaker 1: gear head and liking cars. I don't understand how the
Speaker 1: cars work. I just like to read about them. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm the same way. That's how I feel about trains
Speaker 1: to like, I find I'm always looking at luxury trains
Speaker 1: and like Europe and Asia, I'm like, oh, really interesting.
Speaker 1: I can't shake that childish Yeah, it's like a childish
Speaker 1: glee in something that goes real fast. So if you
Speaker 1: a gear head, what's like, what's like your dream? Like,
Speaker 1: what's the supercar? Like a big car, like some car
Speaker 1: in your mind You're like, you know, I would really
Speaker 1: like to drive one of those, Not necessarily at all,
Speaker 1: but like a vehicle you would like to experience. I'd
Speaker 1: like to experience. Um, I like a lot of kind
Speaker 1: of vintage cars like the I would always like I
Speaker 1: would like to drive like a little Nissan Pow. Those
Speaker 1: are so cute. They're so cute. I've never driven one.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, there's a lot of like modern
Speaker 1: cars that are kind of exciting. I sat in a
Speaker 1: Ribbian recently. It was pretty cool. But yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm stumped. Yeah, I too, I'm stumped because I'm anytime
Speaker 1: people are talking about cars, my eyes just go dead.
Speaker 1: And that's fair. Yeah, you become Chris Pine in that
Speaker 1: press conference, and I'm like supposed to write like a
Speaker 1: guy you're supposed to like, no ship about cars. No
Speaker 1: cars suck. I mean, it's probably better to be bored
Speaker 1: and to think that they should all be the same
Speaker 1: and the government should just issue like a Toyota prest
Speaker 1: every family. I'm not like gear head, per se. I'm
Speaker 1: like an exterior head. Look at that car, Look at
Speaker 1: that thing. You know, I'm not going to tell you
Speaker 1: about like you know, gear differentials and like that kind
Speaker 1: of real ship. I couldn't tell you a thing about it.
Speaker 1: I do like to every time I see a pt cruiser.
Speaker 1: I like to take a picture and post it to
Speaker 1: my fin stuff. Uh. I don't know why. I think
Speaker 1: they're like they're horrible, but they're kind of like ugly
Speaker 1: in a really exciting way, right, I don't know. It
Speaker 1: makes me think of like the Great Gatsby or something,
Speaker 1: just the way look, it feels like it's from an
Speaker 1: alternative timeline, Like, yeah, that's what it's the Great Yasbe
Speaker 1: but it's the basil Lehman Greek Ga. I was gonna
Speaker 1: say where they missed the point about wealth being empty
Speaker 1: and are just like, look how fun it is exactly.
Speaker 1: It's got Emily, what's something you think is under it?
Speaker 1: I'm a broken record about this. The TV show Rutherford Falls.
Speaker 1: I know it's highly rated by critics and the people
Speaker 1: who watch it, but it is underrated by the network.
Speaker 1: They just canceled it Peacock and they had two seasons
Speaker 1: on Peacock. It's just a delightful show that I really love.
Speaker 1: It's like if you like classic sitcoms but also want
Speaker 1: to see something new. It's like the perfect marriage of
Speaker 1: of like modern groundbreaking while also the comfort of like
Speaker 1: a classic, fun, warm sitcom. And I just love it
Speaker 1: so much and I really hope that it finds a
Speaker 1: new home. Yeah, yeah, very sincere commendation. Think it didn't
Speaker 1: get the acts because it was two diverse or telling
Speaker 1: stories that weren't purely like you know about like cis
Speaker 1: Head America. I mean kind of. It's like in some
Speaker 1: ways it's like a very niche show, but it's also
Speaker 1: written for anyone to have access to it. It's like
Speaker 1: really centers Native American stories and like contemporary Native Americans stories,
Speaker 1: like not pretending like they don't exist anymore. But I
Speaker 1: also just think that like Pica didn't invest a ton
Speaker 1: in the show, Like they didn't advertise enough, they didn't
Speaker 1: promote it enough, Like I just don't I don't know
Speaker 1: exactly why it didn't find the audience that it needed to,
Speaker 1: because like it ed Helm stars in it, and like
Speaker 1: The Office is like one of the biggest shows in
Speaker 1: the world, Like they should have been able to find
Speaker 1: the people who love that because they would also love
Speaker 1: Rotherford Falls. I'm sure, but um, it's really hard to say,
Speaker 1: like why. I do think that maybe people thought it
Speaker 1: was more niche than it was. I don't know. It
Speaker 1: bothers me that networks see like a relatively smaller but
Speaker 1: still really enthusiastic and dedicated audience is being less valuable
Speaker 1: than a wider audience. Like I just it's like you're
Speaker 1: streaming platform. You can you can have multiple things for
Speaker 1: different audiences, like not everything has to be I don't know,
Speaker 1: but it also the show does have broad appeal, so
Speaker 1: I think that it was a marketing problem. Frankly, that's
Speaker 1: what I would blame. Yeah, I feel like Michael Show,
Speaker 1: so yeah, something there is some disconnect there because I
Speaker 1: am just finding out. I'm also like way behind on
Speaker 1: all the ship. It's the kind of six year old
Speaker 1: but the kind of show that will will grow with
Speaker 1: each season. To stop blaming them, Jack, They wanted to
Speaker 1: watch the first two seasons that brought it for falls
Speaker 1: and you said you didn't have time. Yeah, they just
Speaker 1: didn't give it a chance. Yeah. Well, good news for
Speaker 1: anyone who feels out of the loop because I haven't
Speaker 1: heard of it. You've got two seasons of a great
Speaker 1: show to watch. Yeah, it's great, amazing, I'm on it
Speaker 1: and I TV recommendation for anybody who hasn't googled you
Speaker 1: guys already. Yeah, yeah, you guys kind of know what
Speaker 1: you're talking about. As a writer producer. Barry and Lisa
Speaker 1: is the creator of Tucum Birdie, among many other great
Speaker 1: designer Yo Jack Horsemen Jack right, Jack draw the Horseman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's one of my favorite daks. Yeah. Did you guys
Speaker 1: think about suing eclectic Horseman for like? It does not
Speaker 1: at all. That's just parallel thinking. I think that Horseman
Speaker 1: is just a rejected character from a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: You had too much going on, way too much going on?
Speaker 1: Right right, alright, Miles, let's check in with Oz. What's
Speaker 1: what's going on with the good doctor. I think it
Speaker 1: can just be assumed at this point that Doctor Oz
Speaker 1: will do or say something so stupid and out of
Speaker 1: touch with reality that his like aids must be contemplating
Speaker 1: putting him in like a medically induced to like save
Speaker 1: the campaign just until election day. Yeah, just yeah, you're
Speaker 1: going in for a simple tooth white ning dr ushill
Speaker 1: backwards from Have you guys been following the Yeah? I
Speaker 1: feel like the implication that his aids want to put
Speaker 1: him in a medically induced coma presumes that they are
Speaker 1: invested in him winning this election, which all evidence points
Speaker 1: to the contrary there have been ample opportunity for them
Speaker 1: to intervene in some way, and they have not. They
Speaker 1: have made their stands clear they want this Manton. We
Speaker 1: were talking about this too, like what is going on
Speaker 1: in there right? Like how are they allowing some of
Speaker 1: these ads to happen? And part of me really thinks,
Speaker 1: just from like my time working in politics, is like
Speaker 1: because he's the principal, like he is probably running that campaign.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's what I want. I don't care what
Speaker 1: you're saying. I want to see a bomb come out
Speaker 1: of John Fetterman's head in US attack and like with
Speaker 1: and a couple of screws that fall out because they're loose. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it. I didn't get it before when you
Speaker 1: described it, but now he doesn't cultivate an environment where
Speaker 1: you can say, hey, asparagus doesn't go on a crew
Speaker 1: to tape platter. You can't really eat that raw um.
Speaker 1: So I mean it's like, just to start off, he's
Speaker 1: he's kind of shooting himself in the foot, all right,
Speaker 1: with triangulating you know who to get who support to
Speaker 1: sort of garner and he's been in a pretty terrible
Speaker 1: slump since well, I guess since the whole campaign started.
Speaker 1: But once he secured the nomination, things started to turn
Speaker 1: around a little bit, mostly in the sense that Trump
Speaker 1: has been a little bit more like, hey, you know,
Speaker 1: doctor Oz, he's he's all right. And then over the
Speaker 1: weekend they did a rally. Trump said some nice things.
Speaker 1: It helped a little bit, But there are a few
Speaker 1: reporters who are like kind of like just gauging the
Speaker 1: temperature of the crowd, and a lot of people are like,
Speaker 1: I'm fifty oz, like these Trump supporters who were there
Speaker 1: cheering for him, and then others were like, I mean,
Speaker 1: he's better than Fetterman, So I guess I'll hold my
Speaker 1: nose and vote for him if we have to. So
Speaker 1: basically it sounds like he's Maga Joe Biden right now
Speaker 1: if you're a Pennsylvania like maga voter, like they don't
Speaker 1: vote basically because they don't like him. They really don't
Speaker 1: like him. A lot of people who are intervieweding like
Speaker 1: his political piece are like, he's not from here. Like
Speaker 1: they're honestly, they're like they know, they're like, the guy's
Speaker 1: not even sucking from here. But if that's what we
Speaker 1: gotta do to like try and get a majority in
Speaker 1: the Senate. I guess that's what we'll do. But two
Speaker 1: of his eleven homes are there, technically that is true,
Speaker 1: and we just found out that another property owns in
Speaker 1: Palm Beach. He did it with like a guy embroiled
Speaker 1: in like an immigration like fraud scheme. So he's got
Speaker 1: a lot of cool people around him. So right now,
Speaker 1: like Oz knows, he kind of needs this MAGA vote,
Speaker 1: So any opportunity he has to look like a Trump
Speaker 1: rubber stamp like he should be taking. Right. And so
Speaker 1: when he was asked like a day or two after
Speaker 1: the rally, they're like, hey, would you have certified the election?
Speaker 1: Everyone's like, are you gonna do? You? What? What? What
Speaker 1: path will you choose? Say yes? And you look like
Speaker 1: a lip say no, and you get the MAGA people
Speaker 1: behind you, but then you turn off all the swing voters.
Speaker 1: He went with, yes, I would have certified the election.
Speaker 1: I don't think at that point it's really our job
Speaker 1: to like, you know, metal and what the electors have done.
Speaker 1: We're just there to certify it. So can we think
Speaker 1: that's going to help him or hurt him? I think
Speaker 1: I think right now it's I think it's probably more
Speaker 1: than an he's probably looking at I feel like the
Speaker 1: MAGA people know what time it is, so I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say whatever I can to get these swing voters. And
Speaker 1: if I, you know, if I shed a few MAGA votes,
Speaker 1: then whatever. I think. At this point, I don't know,
Speaker 1: it feels like he's trying anything because he's really behind
Speaker 1: Federman in the poll, so maybe it's just kind of
Speaker 1: fucking throw anything at the wall at this point and
Speaker 1: see like what it gets us. But on top of
Speaker 1: all that, he's also doing like more weird as campaign stuff,
Speaker 1: like with paid act has dressed his prisoners. He's like
Speaker 1: been attacking Fetterman for hiring two convicted felons on his campaign,
Speaker 1: just like he's like, these people are phones and he's
Speaker 1: hired them, and so smooth brain over here decided he
Speaker 1: would be cool to have people dressed up in orange
Speaker 1: jump suits holding like prisoners for Fetterman or like another
Speaker 1: felon for Fetterman type signs as like just fucking outreach events.
Speaker 1: And I think this is and they're only doing this
Speaker 1: because Federman has said he's like against mandatory life sentences
Speaker 1: for people convicted of second degree murder and they're like
Speaker 1: you heard him. He will let out all the felons
Speaker 1: and they will love him for that, which is the
Speaker 1: attack they're taking. But aside from that, a lot of people,
Speaker 1: like those two people working for him, they were wrongly
Speaker 1: convicted and had their sentences commuted. These aren't like stop
Speaker 1: just saying like he's got two convicted they were wrong
Speaker 1: They had to sort of like decades in prison after
Speaker 1: being wrongly convicted, and he was just saying, it's like
Speaker 1: this is part of his idea of like people need
Speaker 1: to have like chances to rehabilitate and like start a
Speaker 1: new rather being like all right, our fund up laws
Speaker 1: has put you in this category as fell in therefore
Speaker 1: so infuriating, is so like bad and like just coming
Speaker 1: like it. It feels like he's cornered and like like
Speaker 1: he did he did that one video where he was
Speaker 1: like jogging the whole time to like contrast himself with
Speaker 1: John Fetterman because he had like a stroke and it's
Speaker 1: just all like so mean spirited and like just weird
Speaker 1: and like desperate and bitchy. It's like it's a really
Speaker 1: weird look that he's going for. It's who is that for?
Speaker 1: To to just be like, yeah, screw you for being overweight,
Speaker 1: Like do you think that that gets people on your side.
Speaker 1: It's just like your constituents aren't like everyone on the
Speaker 1: Ford Models roster. Like you're talking on normal people and
Speaker 1: you're out here being like, ah, I can't believe someone
Speaker 1: could be overweight and then they have a stroke? What
Speaker 1: the heck is that? And a lot of people are like,
Speaker 1: what are you? What's normal to you? And are like
Speaker 1: just coming like shaming somebody for having like a health Also,
Speaker 1: it's like I know that the people for who, like
Speaker 1: for whom an ad like that would be effective, don't
Speaker 1: care about this information. But like if you're just evaluating
Speaker 1: them on in terms of like health stuff, it's like
Speaker 1: Dr Oz has peddled the most unhealthy stuff in the world.
Speaker 1: Like he is responsible for so much misinformation. It's like
Speaker 1: speaking of which I wasn't sure if I was going
Speaker 1: to play this clip, but a clip like in the
Speaker 1: last day or so came out when Dr Oz visited
Speaker 1: the Breakfast Club talking to Angela Ye Charlotte Magne, the
Speaker 1: god in DJ Envy, and he was asked heard it
Speaker 1: on this and they're asking about like a real weird question.
Speaker 1: The listener put in about if he could have sex
Speaker 1: with their cousin, and they're like, dr Oz, can you
Speaker 1: wait in on this? Oh my god, Oh no, this
Speaker 1: is this is him answering very earnestly. Season season. That's
Speaker 1: the language. It was the second language for me. So okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So he said, I can't stop smashing my cousin. We
Speaker 1: hooked up at a young age, and now in our twenties,
Speaker 1: she still wants to No matter how much I want
Speaker 1: to stop, I always give it to her. Help me,
Speaker 1: what have I to give that person? Okay, So now
Speaker 1: he has to be careful not to piss off Rudy
Speaker 1: Giuliani with his answer. Oh guess what, my man's triangulating constantly.
Speaker 1: If you're more than a first cousin, away, it's not
Speaker 1: a big problem. Okay. Well second, I mean they're laughing,
Speaker 1: but a lot of people like, well, genetically, that's true,
Speaker 1: and I think he's he's offering that an answer like there,
Speaker 1: but in this context, it's so weird that guys like
Speaker 1: I can't stop having sex with my cousin. I want
Speaker 1: to make sure that your first cousin to me dr
Speaker 1: And then moving on, he goes on to talk about
Speaker 1: like pheromones and how little girls don't like the way
Speaker 1: their dad's like, he's gonna he's gonna speak very confidently
Speaker 1: about some pheromone talk. Now, classic example, when you bleed
Speaker 1: a lot, if you catch yourself and I don't know,
Speaker 1: some time, hemophilia is this turn into that and you
Speaker 1: smell the blood and you're like, don't out of contexts.
Speaker 1: It's a whole new Twitter page. Okay, So he's talking
Speaker 1: about how pheromones will actually repel you from someone that
Speaker 1: is in your family. And that's why if they stink,
Speaker 1: you're fine. But you know, that's why children girls don't
Speaker 1: like their father's smell. Their hormones will actually repel their
Speaker 1: daughters because they're not supposed to be together. And so
Speaker 1: our daughter will always My daughters hate my spell. My wife.
Speaker 1: My wife says she likes the smell. She always said
Speaker 1: that how old is she six? Yeah? You wait, okay,
Speaker 1: time by time she's twelve. Women, the young women become
Speaker 1: very attuned to smell. And every time I work out there,
Speaker 1: you smell. Whereas my wife says, yeah, it's the but
Speaker 1: you don't like if your parents smell that you to
Speaker 1: look outside and women will crave usually men who smell
Speaker 1: very different from their relatives, right, so it forces you
Speaker 1: to find genes that are very different from yours. It
Speaker 1: also sounds like I believe it. I'm I think that's right,
Speaker 1: like in terms of like what we know about like
Speaker 1: genetics and like immune systems and and things like that
Speaker 1: smells important, but it has yet. But do you talk
Speaker 1: about it, like talk about your own daughter and like
Speaker 1: her attraction to you, Like, the only reason she doesn't
Speaker 1: want to have sex with me was the underlying like
Speaker 1: kind of that was the sub anyway, So that was
Speaker 1: from a few years ago, So yeah, I mean it
Speaker 1: also does sound like he's trying to come up with
Speaker 1: a science reason why his daughter doesn't want to hang
Speaker 1: out like him. Yeah, oh, just how does she? Yeah
Speaker 1: wait then she's gonna say can mom drop me off
Speaker 1: at the mall? Yeah? Or say can you please stop
Speaker 1: telling my friends about how the vagina is a self
Speaker 1: cleaning oven when you're taking us? Wow, that was that's
Speaker 1: his greatest takes. Just I mean, yeah, there's like some
Speaker 1: science that he's getting at, but like it's it's crazy
Speaker 1: that he thinks he should be a politician. Can't go
Speaker 1: on the breakfast club without being like, yeah, as long
Speaker 1: as it's not your second cousin and my daughter doesn't
Speaker 1: like my smell in a sexual way. Yeah cool, cool man,
Speaker 1: I mean you know you're allowed to just be like,
Speaker 1: I don't feel confident weighing in on that, Like, I
Speaker 1: don't think a reasonable case could be made that he
Speaker 1: can be like, well, if I didn't answer that, the
Speaker 1: voters would think that I wasn't competent, right, Yeah. I
Speaker 1: feel like he has never felt, never been able to
Speaker 1: say that, and that is the problem. He's never been like,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm out of my depths here, guys, Like I
Speaker 1: do not put me in a grocery store. I haven't
Speaker 1: been in one of these and thirty five years, and
Speaker 1: I'm so rich. You guys have no idea how rich
Speaker 1: I am. So listen, I haven't touched cash in like
Speaker 1: thirty years, right, Yeah, who uses that stuff? That crap? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What was this? A salary cost? Fifteen bucks? I mean,
Speaker 1: come on, guys, I'm sorry. Look, you only need one
Speaker 1: stock see and you take that with you. It's like,
Speaker 1: that's not how you shop for producer. Stick this one
Speaker 1: behind your ear. I don't know, Get me out of here.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come
Speaker 1: back and we'll talk standing ovations. And we're back, and yeah,
Speaker 1: so Venice, Venice is happening right now. Shockingly, we're not there,
Speaker 1: and everyone is speculating on why. Something to do with
Speaker 1: your feud with Olivia. While that does seem to be
Speaker 1: really good for your career, your que meter, your star meter,
Speaker 1: or whatever, have any kind of relationship with her, whether
Speaker 1: he's contentious or positive. I've actually mad at her, but
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say why. So I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: be like mysterious about it, and you guys can just
Speaker 1: like speculate why you just made a thousand dollars My god.
Speaker 1: The most popular motion picture to come out of Venice
Speaker 1: so far this year seems to be the gift of
Speaker 1: Harry Styles possibly spitting on crisp Punt. I watched that
Speaker 1: gift five thousand times. What I feel like, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: to not be fun. I don't think he's I don't
Speaker 1: think he's spent on him. He didn't s him. I
Speaker 1: don't think he did well. I didn't what felip what
Speaker 1: fell up on him? My husband told me that it
Speaker 1: was that Chris Pine had lost his sunglasses and then
Speaker 1: he realized they were in his lap, and that's the
Speaker 1: face he was making. But that doesn't make sense either,
Speaker 1: because he had literally just put them down and then
Speaker 1: two seconds later like pick them back up again. So
Speaker 1: what what? What would you've never done that has an
Speaker 1: incredibly short term memory? He doesn't like whoa sunglasses? It
Speaker 1: doesn't look like he's looking for them, So I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I buy that either. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: like we've put them in a position, and I think
Speaker 1: it's the same with Leah Michelle being able to read.
Speaker 1: You put them in a position where it is not
Speaker 1: in their best interest to clarify the situation, because like
Speaker 1: every other story about don't Worry Darling is like worse
Speaker 1: on them than this one somehow, and like every other
Speaker 1: story about Leah Michelle is worse on her than being illiterate,
Speaker 1: And so that's why they aren't just like coming out
Speaker 1: and telling us what's actually happening. I do the more
Speaker 1: I watch it, there is if you want to see
Speaker 1: it as he's like, my sunglasses are down, but I
Speaker 1: don't know, but he just puts him down. I don't
Speaker 1: just put them on another person. It really does look
Speaker 1: like he got spit on, but that wouldn't make sense.
Speaker 1: Why who would spit on Chrispine. He's widely regarded to
Speaker 1: be like one of the nicest people. Looks like he's
Speaker 1: preparing for the role of like young Ben Franklin or something.
Speaker 1: Picture also like like a hip young like young Einstein.
Speaker 1: Wasn't that a moldy right? Anyways, I think he did
Speaker 1: spit on him, that you believe it or not. That's
Speaker 1: more fun. This is obviously it is because then Harry
Speaker 1: looks like a fucking like evil villain because he's like,
Speaker 1: what's and then he's like, yeah, you good, homie, spit
Speaker 1: on you in front everybody, like you're like But Chrispine's
Speaker 1: reaction suggests that he could have like been like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, this guy just accidentally spit on me, like
Speaker 1: I even did spit on him. He's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: what what just happened to like this motherfucker? Yeah, or
Speaker 1: he's like, oh my god, he just brought our private
Speaker 1: game into the public. Yeah, that's the face that it
Speaker 1: looks like to me is just like this is some
Speaker 1: like weird inside joke or a thing they've been doing. Well, embarrassingly,
Speaker 1: that clip only got a four minute standing ovation when
Speaker 1: it was screened, so that that does seem to be there.
Speaker 1: There are movies playing besides the Gift. There are movies
Speaker 1: being debuted. There's a new Colin Farrell movie from Martin O'Malley,
Speaker 1: The pillow Man in Bruges, Seven Psychopaths. Is that how
Speaker 1: many psychopaths there are? I don't know that. That guy
Speaker 1: and the three billboards outside of Edving, Missouri. He released
Speaker 1: his new movie, which is Colin Farrell, and that's got
Speaker 1: the record for the for this Film Festival thirteen minutes
Speaker 1: standing ovationten fucking alright, So all of this seems so
Speaker 1: like everybody's talking about how embarrassing it is that White
Speaker 1: Noise only got a hundred so two minutes thirty seconds
Speaker 1: of I just did that math. By the way, a
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty seconds ovation is how it's being reported.
Speaker 1: But I just did a little math and it's two
Speaker 1: and a half minutes. Don't worry, Darling received a four
Speaker 1: minute one. And everyone is just treating this like it
Speaker 1: is the mathematical, like that we no longer need rotten
Speaker 1: tomatoes or mata critic because we have the standing ovation metrics.
Speaker 1: It's not like a time out at a basketball game
Speaker 1: and it's like let me hear the no and they're like,
Speaker 1: all right, the game's over because the crowd cheered at
Speaker 1: this decibol for this duration, Like what it like it's
Speaker 1: not only that there's a Timothy shallow eight and a
Speaker 1: half minutes right like all the medio that was like
Speaker 1: a c plus like people are pointing out, so that
Speaker 1: don't worry, darling. One was cut off because Florence Pugh
Speaker 1: like left the stage because presumably she was wildly uncomfortable
Speaker 1: because any standing ovation longer than two minutes, Like what
Speaker 1: what do you do with your hands? Like how do
Speaker 1: you keep doing the same like modest we keep doing
Speaker 1: that thing? Were you like, you know, Emily, if you
Speaker 1: had to, if you had to do some kind of
Speaker 1: physical affect gesture during your standing ovation? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Like I act like I didn't used to be a
Speaker 1: professional comedian. This is something I had to deal with
Speaker 1: every day minimum learn how to get comfortable with the
Speaker 1: public needing you that much. Yeah, I don't know what
Speaker 1: you do? Like you just dap? That is really good?
Speaker 1: Dap daboholics over here? Did you see that clip of
Speaker 1: Brendan Fraser just doing like an like he kicks at
Speaker 1: the ground. Yeah, yeah, because it was like kind of
Speaker 1: like that was the only one I was like, good
Speaker 1: for that standing ovation because he really mad at him.
Speaker 1: He was like overcome with emotion to even be like
Speaker 1: back at this point in his career where they're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, the whale, You're fantastic and everything like that,
Speaker 1: And that felt like a little bit more of like
Speaker 1: a moment more than like these other ones are just
Speaker 1: like I'm going right where you understand that they're clapping
Speaker 1: for more than the movie. They're clapping for like, oh
Speaker 1: he came back, Yeah, a story that we didn't know
Speaker 1: and now we know more about him. But I also
Speaker 1: just feel like, how is it a measure of anything
Speaker 1: other than like the neat strength of the people in
Speaker 1: the theater, the knee strength of the people in the theater,
Speaker 1: and also how long the person up there, like how
Speaker 1: well they're milking it and how long they want to
Speaker 1: milk it for like it it seems to be you
Speaker 1: can always just start doing the Charleston and it'll keep going. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: my nightmare is great idea. They're a form of mass hysteria.
Speaker 1: I don't done them at all, right. Pans Labyrinth received
Speaker 1: a twenty two minutes standing ovation, which like that just
Speaker 1: I can't show with no commercials, I can't imagine being
Speaker 1: that's a whole episode of Fraser instead of standing up
Speaker 1: and clapping yeah. And so they also just to put
Speaker 1: all of this in perspective, the idea that this is,
Speaker 1: you know, some objective measure of quality. They applauded for
Speaker 1: ten minutes for The Beaver, starring Mel Gibson and a
Speaker 1: beaver puppet. They gave a fifteen minutes standing ovation to
Speaker 1: Lee Daniels is The Paperboy, which is nobody really remembers
Speaker 1: except for it's the movie where Nicole Kidman p's on
Speaker 1: zach Afron. It ended up like coming out and getting
Speaker 1: like a forty four on Rotten Tomatoes, and nobody really
Speaker 1: liked it or saw it. You know that AMC promo
Speaker 1: when Nicole Kidman where she's like in the theater watching,
Speaker 1: can someone do a clip where she's just watching that
Speaker 1: scene of herself being over someone? Please feels good in
Speaker 1: a place like this, in a place like they apparently
Speaker 1: have roots in ancient Roman military celebrations for generals returning
Speaker 1: from campaigns, like they would do a long standing ovation
Speaker 1: and just everybody was terrified of being the first one
Speaker 1: to stop because these were people who could kill you
Speaker 1: or have very held or you know, people were paying
Speaker 1: attention and the you know, the same thing is true
Speaker 1: at something like a film festival, where everybody in the
Speaker 1: audience is either like a film a cinephile, or somebody
Speaker 1: in the industry, and you don't want to be the
Speaker 1: person who's just like all right, you know, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: Like there's gonna be a there's gonna be a consequence
Speaker 1: if you're the one who's sitting down. It's yeah, all
Speaker 1: this ship talking, they're like, did you see Emily and
Speaker 1: Lisa they sat down the minute market, Yeah, three minutes.
Speaker 1: They just let everybody else up plot around them. Unbelievable.
Speaker 1: They're never gonna work again. But that's the thing is
Speaker 1: like if you sit down, if you're not in the
Speaker 1: front row, no one can see you, yeah, because everyone
Speaker 1: else is standing up right, Yeah, yeah, no one thinks
Speaker 1: about this stuff, but the people. So the people in
Speaker 1: the front row are usually people involved in the movie,
Speaker 1: and they're also like have outside like a behavioral like
Speaker 1: scientist was comparing it to social media, where there are
Speaker 1: the people up front are like the influencers who have
Speaker 1: all of the power because like they're the only ones
Speaker 1: that anyone can see. So even if you're in the
Speaker 1: back row and you don't feel like doing a standing ovation,
Speaker 1: nobody gives a ship because nobody's looking at you. They're
Speaker 1: only looking at the people in front of them and
Speaker 1: the people in the back row or in the cheap
Speaker 1: seats and probably likely to be the less powerful in
Speaker 1: terms of just like their role in the industry, although
Speaker 1: sometimes you'll see those people just like leap to their
Speaker 1: feet the second it ends. And so what we really
Speaker 1: need is some kind of horn that someone can blow
Speaker 1: to be like you can sit down now, and or
Speaker 1: like you know, like an m C or like an
Speaker 1: efficient at a wedding, because sometimes like at a wedding,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, please stand for like the couple to
Speaker 1: come down the aisle or whatever. And usually sometimes you
Speaker 1: had a wedding and the efficient forgets to tell the
Speaker 1: people that are there to sit, like once everyone's at
Speaker 1: the altar, and then you'll be like, do I fucking
Speaker 1: the guys can say sit, yeah, right, please sit. Maybe
Speaker 1: somebody like all right, y'all, y'all can sit down. We
Speaker 1: can sit down. Thank you so much. Brendan appreciates that
Speaker 1: he's in tears backstage. All right, good look for everybody.
Speaker 1: We did it, yeah, or just while he was like
Speaker 1: overcome with emotion, was quietly under his breath naming everyone
Speaker 1: who had sat down over. Yeah. Yeah, it's it's weird.
Speaker 1: I would I I would never want to be involved
Speaker 1: in a standing ovation that lasted more than a minute. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say ninety seconds, but maybe maybe a
Speaker 1: tight sixty. Yeah, And it just feels like it gets
Speaker 1: like embarrassing after a while. But then you can you
Speaker 1: can be the one to cut it off. Alright, they'll
Speaker 1: kill me. You can say, yo, I've had enough, thank you,
Speaker 1: like you've adequately honored me for me. Yeah, that is
Speaker 1: a safe assumption, actually that along a standing ovation would
Speaker 1: be for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, course of Yeah. I
Speaker 1: regularly sit down before standing ovation is over. It's so
Speaker 1: rare that I am in one. But also like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I have I have no qualms about and if anyone
Speaker 1: confronted me about it, I would just be like, it
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with the quality of the work.
Speaker 1: I like sitting down. It's one of my hobbies. I
Speaker 1: have hemorrhoids if you're really interested, and it's uncomfortable to
Speaker 1: go up and down all the time. Okay. The one
Speaker 1: standing ovation I appreciate it that was like kind of
Speaker 1: embarrassingly long, but embarrassing for the right reason was when
Speaker 1: Bernie came out at the Democratic Convention and the people,
Speaker 1: like his supporters, gave him a standing ovation and like
Speaker 1: wouldn't let the speech begin for like fifteen minutes, and
Speaker 1: he was like thank you, thank you, and then just
Speaker 1: like over and over and it totally like interrupted the
Speaker 1: flow of the thing. But it was good that it
Speaker 1: was embarrassing because it was like, yeah, you guys fucked
Speaker 1: this up. Yeah. Also, it's just like, man, we shouldn't
Speaker 1: make Bernie Sanders stand up for longer than he wants to. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was so cranky, Seriously, shut the funk up. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can think of hardly anyone in the world who
Speaker 1: would probably aside from Lisa, who would enjoy a standing
Speaker 1: ovation less than Bernie Sanders. Well, Emily, Lisa, truly a
Speaker 1: pleasure having you have to have you guys back again,
Speaker 1: and now our fifteen minutes standing over, let's go. Let's go. Listeners,
Speaker 1: get up. I don't care where you are right now,
Speaker 1: just begin at your headphones in. There's going to be
Speaker 1: standing ovation. You won't hear anything but silence. But pause
Speaker 1: when you're done there? Where can people find you? Follow
Speaker 1: you all that good stuff? You can follow me online
Speaker 1: at Lisa draws Um. You can follow me on TikTok
Speaker 1: at Lisa Hannah Walt. I'm at Mr Emily Heller on
Speaker 1: most things, Okay, increasingly using them less and less. Yeah,
Speaker 1: geniuses to make sure. Oh yeah, I guess, baby geniuses.
Speaker 1: It's been going on for a very long time, and
Speaker 1: it seems like I don't know, I knew people would
Speaker 1: listen to it, but we get We hear from new
Speaker 1: listeners a lot, and they seem to somehow figure it out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: definitely worth it. Is there a tweet or some of
Speaker 1: the work of social media that you guys have been enjoying?
Speaker 1: Can I talk about a TikTok trend that I like?
Speaker 1: So there's this trend of people running really fast while
Speaker 1: playing Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash, and they're just
Speaker 1: running full speed work while carrying a bunch of objects,
Speaker 1: often at night, and staring blankly ahead, and it just
Speaker 1: has this vibe of like hanging out late at night
Speaker 1: and being an idiot with your friends. Like in one
Speaker 1: it keeps cutting between two different kids sprinting while carrying
Speaker 1: boxes of pizza and like trying to eat them while running,
Speaker 1: and they often trip and fall in in some people
Speaker 1: are running with animals and it's just like chaotic and clumsy,
Speaker 1: and it kind of reminds me of that meme on
Speaker 1: My Way to Steal You Girl, which is like has
Speaker 1: like a similar like goofy nous to it. I really
Speaker 1: like it. It's good. Lisa's algorithm is so much better
Speaker 1: than mine. She always gets to see really cool TikTok's
Speaker 1: and mine are just horrible. I I have been enjoying
Speaker 1: a Twitter account called hourly porn hubbed Heathcliff, which is
Speaker 1: a bot that combines real Heathcliff comics, but then it
Speaker 1: replaces the caption with comments people have left on porn
Speaker 1: hub videos. God, it's surprisingly effective, And there was one
Speaker 1: the other day that's where because Heathcliff is already so
Speaker 1: unhinged as a comic. If you've been following it, it's
Speaker 1: gotten weirder and weirder over the last decade, But there
Speaker 1: was one the other day where it was Heathcliff is
Speaker 1: signing for a delivery at the front door and there's
Speaker 1: a truck, a delivery truck parked in front of the
Speaker 1: house that says missiletoe, like a big truck full of missiletoe.
Speaker 1: He's signing for a delivery of it, and the two
Speaker 1: women inside the house are looking at Heathcliff from the
Speaker 1: window and commenting on it. And the caption is not
Speaker 1: even horny. I'm just sad that's from that's from a
Speaker 1: porn hub comment, but it seems like it could maybe work.
Speaker 1: And like there's one where he's like throwing a snowman's
Speaker 1: head at another cat and then a kid is commenting eating,
Speaker 1: ain't cheating? Good stuff. I feel like it gives you
Speaker 1: a glimpse into two worlds I don't belong in, like
Speaker 1: the Heathcliff logic world, and then also porn hub comments,
Speaker 1: which I just don't think I would know what people
Speaker 1: were saying. Comment for what is that nice work? It's dude,
Speaker 1: It's wild how many people will complain in the comments,
Speaker 1: as if the performers are going to read like it
Speaker 1: is a suggestion box and they're like, Okay, right, more
Speaker 1: tongue next time. Thank you. I mean that is what
Speaker 1: podcast comments are like to. I mean, I think a medium.
Speaker 1: If there's access to a person, they will be like
Speaker 1: And this is my direct request to you, the person
Speaker 1: who owes me nothing. Miles, where can people find you?
Speaker 1: What's the tweet you've been enjoying? Find me on Twitter
Speaker 1: and Instagram at Miles of Gray. Got to other podcasts.
Speaker 1: The first one is Miles and Jack Got Mad boost Ese.
Speaker 1: That's our NBA podcast. Or we talked about the NBA
Speaker 1: Dumbest NBA podcast three months running. Yeah, the dumbest, Yes,
Speaker 1: for sure. And also look, if you like to get high,
Speaker 1: watch ninety Day Fiance. We'll then check out my other
Speaker 1: podcast four twenty Day Fiance with Sophia Alexandra, where we
Speaker 1: just talk about our favorite trash reality show. Some tweets
Speaker 1: I like. The first one, uh is from Sydney Battle.
Speaker 1: At Sydney Battle tweeted every Midwestern person I meet love's
Speaker 1: telling me about an amazing food place they grew up
Speaker 1: with and it always has a name like Clerks. And
Speaker 1: then Brianna at She's the Man tweeted this video from TikTok.
Speaker 1: It says p O V. You're seeing a landline phone
Speaker 1: for the first time, l O L. And this these
Speaker 1: two little girls who are absolutely fucking confused at a
Speaker 1: landline phone, Like you're like, what, I'll just play the
Speaker 1: audio because they cannot believe what's happening. It will ring,
Speaker 1: it will call me. Really, yeah, it's a real phone.
Speaker 1: They're like, this isn't a real phone. Yeah, she's holding
Speaker 1: away what do I do? Hold the receiver? And it's
Speaker 1: a wow. The videos like a minute long, and then
Speaker 1: they go to another phone and they're like, are you
Speaker 1: recording this? And it's calling me and I just I'm like, god,
Speaker 1: shit is moving so fucking quick that we are. There
Speaker 1: are kids who think this is some kind of well
Speaker 1: have you ever asked a kid to mime talking on
Speaker 1: the phone, because they don't do this thing anymore. They
Speaker 1: don't do the shock up to your face. They just
Speaker 1: hold their palm in front of in front of the face.
Speaker 1: Weird yea that yeah, kids, yeah right, this is why
Speaker 1: I look kid. I want to just raise them on
Speaker 1: landlines and linear television like a dog tooth. But it's
Speaker 1: like early nineties, that weird world, Alright, some tweets I've
Speaker 1: been enjoying on a Hosnie at on a Hosnie just
Speaker 1: asked a very good question. Does a frog have a
Speaker 1: watertight asshole for exclamation or four question marks? I don't
Speaker 1: know a good question, I hope so. Seymour at brain
Speaker 1: Waves three thousand tweeted, I bet Brendan Fraser really appreciates
Speaker 1: everyone treating him like he's a three legged dog. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. And then Matt Johnson tweeted, I'm not capable
Speaker 1: of the emotional intimacy needed to check out at Trader Joe's.
Speaker 1: It's a lot, man, that's a lot. Just stay right on.
Speaker 1: Everyone's going right now, right man. And they'd be like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: if y'all want to unionize, I'll stay on with y'all.
Speaker 1: You know, I know they're trying to suck your ship
Speaker 1: up because Trader Joe's is trying to bust the unions.
Speaker 1: These snacks he got kids at home? What, I'm a
Speaker 1: pothead man, No kids at all. I'm gonna eat. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna eat this whole bag of chocolate covered pretzels because
Speaker 1: I'm like Juggler cover peanut butter filled pretzels. Now now
Speaker 1: we're talking. Hey, look to each they're wrong. I get
Speaker 1: just a regular president, all right. Well, you can find
Speaker 1: me on Twitter at Jack Underscore o Brian. You find
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Speaker 1: On our foot note link off to the information that
Speaker 1: we talked about in today's episode, as well as a
Speaker 1: song that we think you might enjoy it. Miles, what
Speaker 1: song do we think people might enjoy? This is a
Speaker 1: track called mind Games from Gonzo g A. N z O.
Speaker 1: And if I don't know, it feels like like funky
Speaker 1: music like from the Sims. It's like if the Sims
Speaker 1: had better music, it would be this. Okay, that's how
Speaker 1: I've pictured Or it feels like interstitial music in a
Speaker 1: video game, but like really really well done, and it
Speaker 1: feels like like more music than kind of like MIDI
Speaker 1: stuff that we grew up hearing. So that's my best
Speaker 1: description at describing this sample based track. But this is
Speaker 1: mind Games by Ganzo Amazing. Well, we will link off
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