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Speaker 1: a listener named Tasha who has a boyfriend that she
Speaker 1: says is a little bit of an introvert, so lately
Speaker 1: she's been pushing him to try new things for them.
Speaker 1: Get out there in the world, try something out of
Speaker 1: your comfort zone that's awesome. And then whoo boom, whoa
Speaker 1: Right when the turtle pops his head out of his
Speaker 1: little shell, he gets phone tap. He just signed up
Speaker 1: to be in a fantasy football league for the very
Speaker 1: first time. He was a little bit nervous about it,
Speaker 1: and Jose is ready for him with a twist that
Speaker 1: he was not expected. Your phone tap right now, An
Speaker 1: taps on the twenties. Hello, Hey is this Brian. Yes,
Speaker 1: this is Jordan. I'm the commissioner of the Fantasy Football League. Joe.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, yeah, Joe told me you wanted to join
Speaker 1: us this year. Yeah, yeah, I hope that's cool. This
Speaker 1: is my first fantasy football I've ever done this before.
Speaker 1: Oh good, Oh you're in good hands man. I've been
Speaker 1: in leagues for over a decade, so don't worry. Awesome. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: and also I wanted to thank you. I see you
Speaker 1: venmoed me one hundred bucks already. Sometimes it's hard to
Speaker 1: get the you know, the buy ins from all the
Speaker 1: league members. So really, you wouldn't believe some of the
Speaker 1: jerk notts that have made waves over the dumbest stuff.
Speaker 1: Man kind of problems people cause that fantasy football. Like
Speaker 1: one guy we got down towards the end of the season,
Speaker 1: almost playoffs. This guy was a total prude, wouldn't take
Speaker 1: off his pants, kept his pants on the whole time.
Speaker 1: And that's it's not the rules. You know, this is
Speaker 1: fantasy football. I don't I understand what taking pants off
Speaker 1: have to do with this game in strip fantasy football, bro,
Speaker 1: that's how it ordered. Man. You lose a week, take
Speaker 1: off the pants fall, and you can choose whatever article
Speaker 1: of clothing to take off. You just have to take
Speaker 1: off a piece of clothing. Text a pick to the league.
Speaker 1: What you have a problem seeing a naked man? Because
Speaker 1: I mean Hey, I could text you a pick of
Speaker 1: me right now? What I mean this? Okay, So now
Speaker 1: you're sending me naked photos of people? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's not other people, it's me. It's it's a pick
Speaker 1: of me. So you're sending me nude of yourself only
Speaker 1: because it's fantasy football. It's not like I have another
Speaker 1: reason to just take naked picks of myself and send
Speaker 1: them to bros. Yeah, but that's not don't make it weird, dude.
Speaker 1: I thought this was supposed to be just like a
Speaker 1: fun fantasy football league. Hey, Joe never told me liked
Speaker 1: about anything about skipping. Chill, bro chill. Look, we're not
Speaker 1: nude all the time, okay. And also, it's not like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna augulet your pictures and look at I'm like,
Speaker 1: I take maybe my brief pick, maybe quick screenshot, you know,
Speaker 1: click click, and then and then what do you do
Speaker 1: with them? Well, you know, look at it later? Are
Speaker 1: we just laugh? We just have memories. I do not
Speaker 1: want you have any memories of me naked. Okay, this
Speaker 1: is uncomfortable, Brian. You know, over in Europe everybody is
Speaker 1: naked all the time. Good, good for them. This is
Speaker 1: in Europe. Well, actually that time I check correction it
Speaker 1: is this is an all euro NFL fantasy league. What Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: we don't do any American or Canadian teams, just the
Speaker 1: Centurions or like the Monarchs or my faves, the Barcelona
Speaker 1: Dragons and fire up, let's go Dragons. I don't I
Speaker 1: don't understand what's happening. It sounds like this is the
Speaker 1: first time for you to be nude in front of
Speaker 1: other dudes. It's not that, I mean, I just don't
Speaker 1: want to. Also, you have been nude in front of
Speaker 1: other men. See that's that's fine, then, bro, that's not
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I'm not newt in front of Metal time,
Speaker 1: and I'm not sending men naked pictures of me like
Speaker 1: you will this year, and trust me, and I know
Speaker 1: not saying about European football. I mean, isn't football different?
Speaker 1: Isn't a soccer in Europe? Like, I'm not so confused.
Speaker 1: Your mind is not in the right place. She needed
Speaker 1: to be thinking about the end of the season, because
Speaker 1: that's when the phone begins. Man, we have a big celebration.
Speaker 1: We do an all male cruise where everybody in the
Speaker 1: league gets naked and then we play volleyball. Oh my god, chill.
Speaker 1: You like cruises? No, I hate cruises. And you know what,
Speaker 1: I was actually gonna ask for my hundred dollars back
Speaker 1: because I have a girlfriend and I don't want to
Speaker 1: go on mail cruise. Hold on a second, you said girlfriend.
Speaker 1: You're talking about Tasha. How do you know Tasha. Oh.
Speaker 1: I was just on the phone with her, like thirty
Speaker 1: minutes ago. She said, you're gonna love this prank phone call.
Speaker 1: Is a prank phone call, dude. My name's Josey. I
Speaker 1: work on a radio show called Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Like this is a phone tap. Man, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is true, really true. Tasha said
Speaker 1: this whole thing up. She knew you were ready to
Speaker 1: do your first Fantasy League. She listens to the show,
Speaker 1: so she told us to give you a call. Man.
Speaker 1: I'm like literally sweating. I'm like, I'm never joining this again.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna oh my god, I was Oh no, don't
Speaker 1: say that. Look, I'm going to send you a nude
Speaker 1: pic on myself right now to make you feel better, okay,
Speaker 1: and then you'll be ready to talk out. Now. It's
Speaker 1: all good. Week up every morning with funk taps weekday
Speaker 1: mornings on the Twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,