Speaker 1: Okay, so I normally don't give my number out this easily.
Speaker 1: No one believes that. Okay, it's true at least, but
Speaker 1: it's seventy eight five nine too. That was very our number.
Speaker 1: I guess number. Oh that's a text number. Yeah, our
Speaker 1: text number. But whatever. It just takes me a can okay,
Speaker 1: text in no pixel. But we're going to start the
Speaker 1: show right now. Do you guys see what someone wrote
Speaker 1: on our Instagram this morning at Brooke and Jeffrey well
Speaker 1: by the music. I don't know if I want to set.
Speaker 1: One of our listeners left an offensive comment about somebody
Speaker 1: on this show. I'm sure you can guess who it was.
Speaker 1: But there's two issues with me responding to it. First,
Speaker 1: I actually agreed with them about what they said about
Speaker 1: this person. And second, I couldn't respond because we're late.
Speaker 1: We're lait, so we gotta do wi Which clap is
Speaker 1: it for it? Every time we got two virals sound by,
Speaker 1: it's only enough time to hear one of them. Let's
Speaker 1: get right into your choices. Option one is a thirty
Speaker 1: second clip of a groom flubbing his vows so bad
Speaker 1: it causes the bride to burst out into uncontrollable laughter?
Speaker 1: Or do you want option two? An eighteen second SoundBite
Speaker 1: of a little boy at the state fair who is
Speaker 1: ridiculously addicted not to candy, not to balloons, but to corn.
Speaker 1: Oh it's decision time. Is it Bride's laugh spasm or
Speaker 1: boy's corn gasm? I love corn, boy boys corn gaza.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I've seen it so many times that
Speaker 1: I want to hear it again. Yeah, boy, all the
Speaker 1: people have spoken. Let's listen to an eighteen second SoundBite
Speaker 1: of a little boy at the state fair who is
Speaker 1: ridiculously addicted to corn? What do you like about corn?
Speaker 1: E sends? I was telling that is real. It tasted good,
Speaker 1: Cone Cone, I hope you have a contastic day, aqantastic day.
Speaker 1: It's Cone. I had his song stuck in my head
Speaker 1: for like Dudy, he's making money. He's got endorsements off
Speaker 1: of corn. How are we jealous of a five year
Speaker 1: old boy? He makes more money than that? Which clip
Speaker 1: is it? I'm Jeff, stop licking roll debou. Let's get
Speaker 1: right into your shot collar question of the day, sending
Speaker 1: it right on over to digital Jake, who's gonna tell
Speaker 1: us what we're gonna do today, Jake, great shame has
Speaker 1: overcome me finally. Previously, on the shot collar question of
Speaker 1: the day, we and when I say we, I mean
Speaker 1: myself and one other villainous person had a disagreement over
Speaker 1: whether OH or OH positive that was the most common
Speaker 1: blood type on Earth. Yeah, we knew this was going
Speaker 1: to dark times on this ship the studio office. Even
Speaker 1: though it's hard for me to say it, I will
Speaker 1: admit I was wrong. Who You're a bigger man than I.
Speaker 1: I would like to point out that I was humble
Speaker 1: enough to admit my error on the show. So I'd
Speaker 1: like to take a moment. Please just lower the music
Speaker 1: on a moment and spend a few seconds listening to
Speaker 1: my co host give me props for being honorable. Jake,
Speaker 1: a truly modest human being with a gentle kind soul.
Speaker 1: What a stereotypical guy. He gives one apology again, Jake,
Speaker 1: we all look up to you. Come on, she doesn't mean.
Speaker 1: While I appreciate most of you for your kind words,
Speaker 1: I now need to address the black spot of death
Speaker 1: in the room. Oh notice I'm not giving her eye contact.
Speaker 1: You're not When I made one minuscule, tiny error last
Speaker 1: you could have given me grace, and instead you chose
Speaker 1: to pounce on my weakness and humiliate me in front
Speaker 1: of friends and family and Jeff's mom who listens to
Speaker 1: the podcast in Africa. Unforgivable? What you do with this
Speaker 1: question every day to us? Oh? Well, today, along with
Speaker 1: thousands of listeners, I'm holding out hope that the forces
Speaker 1: of light can defeat darkness in a game that we
Speaker 1: call you know the rules. Let's just start with someone
Speaker 1: who is my shining beacon of hope, even though she
Speaker 1: pronounces beacon as bacon. It's Alexis, alright, Alexis. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: I'm really rooting for you to do really well? Here
Speaker 1: we go. How many valves are on a trumpet of
Speaker 1: four's three? What color is blood when it's inside your body? Blood?
Speaker 1: Question was a trick question? What color is the Pillsbury
Speaker 1: Doughboys hat? What color is it blue? Again? That class
Speaker 1: with his whole body? Then exactly? I thought he'd like
Speaker 1: stand out a little. I don't think he cares about seriously,
Speaker 1: the traumatic is really in right now. Sorry. I was
Speaker 1: really rooting for you, Jose. I'm also rooting for you.
Speaker 1: Whatever you do, Jose, don't think of all the hot
Speaker 1: girls that are listening to you right now, come on right?
Speaker 1: I wonder how you're here? We go? How many months?
Speaker 1: Have twenty eight days? One? All of them? Kelso, Hide
Speaker 1: and Fez were characters before they were The Miami Marlins
Speaker 1: baseball team went by what name? Florida Marlins KFC. Sandwich
Speaker 1: with two chicken patties as buns was called what all?
Speaker 1: The chicken duplex? That's what it should have? You got two?
Speaker 1: You're in control? What is it called? The double down?
Speaker 1: The doublet of Brook? I adore you. I am a
Speaker 1: big fan. Too little, too late? Oh, I'm positive. I
Speaker 1: hope you loose? That is tricky? All right? Are you ready?
Speaker 1: Here we go? Where are Bugatti cars made Italy? France?
Speaker 1: The two NFL teams named after horses are the Broncos
Speaker 1: and the What What fruit is produced more globally in
Speaker 1: a year? Apples or oranges? Apples? What is the rarest
Speaker 1: blood type? Master Chief is a character? And what popular
Speaker 1: video game? I didn't hear what you said. Master Chief
Speaker 1: is a character? And what popular video game? Master Chief
Speaker 1: is in Zelda? Halo? Dude? You got the rare one.
Speaker 1: I would sneak it up on her Brook you got two.
Speaker 1: You're tied with Jose for control of the clocker shocker. Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: you need three to gain control. Okay, are you ready? Yes,
Speaker 1: here we go. Is your shirt on inside out right now? Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh God? In what USA? Would you find? Lake Clacid,
Speaker 1: New York? Who's the oldest Kardashian sister Kim Courtney, who
Speaker 1: is the oldest who's the only player to score one
Speaker 1: hundred points in an NBA game? Well, Chamberlain, there you go.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey broke my buttons. The power is out in my
Speaker 1: house right now, so I have to get dressed in
Speaker 1: the dark. Your house is falling off barely. It's a
Speaker 1: roof of ants. Well, obviously we all know who's getting
Speaker 1: shocked today. Yea, Brooke, throw that shot collar on and
Speaker 1: somebody wants to hear you saying bad blood by subliminal
Speaker 1: take the son today. I don't know. I just listened
Speaker 1: with the listener sect because baby, now we got bad.
Speaker 1: You know it used to be made. What you've done
Speaker 1: shock well deserved this morning. I like the villain just
Speaker 1: for saying the question was wrong. She never warns her
Speaker 1: lesson in Question of the Day broke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. We've all heard the people who wear glasses
Speaker 1: tend to look smarter, right, that's the stereotype. Well apparently
Speaker 1: not anymore. Oh, come on, give us something because people
Speaker 1: make fun of me when it's a child. Well, brand
Speaker 1: new study just came out that found that old stereotype
Speaker 1: might be dying off. Volunteers had to rate how smart
Speaker 1: they thought other people were based only on their photos,
Speaker 1: and when someone wore glasses in their picture, generally they
Speaker 1: were perceived as being less intelligent because the cool kids
Speaker 1: ruined it. People like Alexis started exactly, she does the
Speaker 1: smart thing and puts context. But yeah, it's the opposite
Speaker 1: of pretty much every other study that's been done up
Speaker 1: to this point. And why do people change. Well, the
Speaker 1: researchers found people wearing large glasses had their big frames
Speaker 1: covering up their foreheads. And if your forehead looks small,
Speaker 1: people unfairly or not tend to think you have a
Speaker 1: smaller brain in there. That's it. That's not about how
Speaker 1: it works, brook, it's how it's perceived. Upset. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: one thing that every everybody agrees on from the study
Speaker 1: is that glasses tend to make people look physically less attractive. Also,
Speaker 1: people rated glasses wears us looking less confident to So congratulations, Brook,
Speaker 1: You've your glasses have made our entire show appear less intelligent,
Speaker 1: less attractive, and less confident. One fell smooth. You just
Speaker 1: rather me walk around blind running into things that'd be
Speaker 1: so hot. I mean again, this is what other people
Speaker 1: think when they see you. It's not what's really inside. Oh, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of your dexter's laboratory size glass. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm getting new glasses soon. I was thinking about it.
Speaker 1: I like the big It's important because when people see
Speaker 1: the headshot on our show, they'd be like, oh, we
Speaker 1: don't take that show seriously. Yeah, obviously kind of dumb.
Speaker 1: That's good they expect less from us. Laser Stories is
Speaker 1: coming up here. It's the radio segment that just launched
Speaker 1: a brand new matchmaking app. But it doesn't help you
Speaker 1: find local people to date. It helps you find nearby
Speaker 1: people that you can hate. I met David. He enjoys
Speaker 1: cutting people in line and reading your text messages over
Speaker 1: your shoulder. He's on Loather. You can sign up with
Speaker 1: Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news stories
Speaker 1: around the globe just like everyone else does, except we
Speaker 1: have a laser and those other mouth monsters just don't.
Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Sweet Home, Alabama.
Speaker 1: There's a forty eight year old man named Johnny Wayne
Speaker 1: Griffiths who makes illegal moonshine for a living god. And
Speaker 1: Wayne he's got the perfect name. For a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago, he took second place on a Discovery Channel
Speaker 1: competition called Moonshiners Master Distillers. If you're making illegal moonshine,
Speaker 1: it is your best idea to go on a national
Speaker 1: syndicated show. That was and now we're in the woods
Speaker 1: of western Kentucky. And now Johnny's on a new show
Speaker 1: called Alabama Shine. But he may have flown a little
Speaker 1: too close to the sun this time because he just
Speaker 1: got arrested for making moonshine. And then you're on Cops,
Speaker 1: ye right. Ironically, In one of the first episodes that aired,
Speaker 1: he talks about how good he is at evading law enforcement,
Speaker 1: so also ways getting in contact with Hollywood producers, and
Speaker 1: cops in Alabama decided to go to his house and
Speaker 1: see what he was up to, and when they arrived,
Speaker 1: you'll never guess what they found. They found Johnny right
Speaker 1: in the middle of making his next big batch of
Speaker 1: illegal booze. They found an active still in his backyard,
Speaker 1: along with five gallons of moonshine and another nineteen quarts
Speaker 1: of flavored moonshine. Oh my god, that sounds kind of good,
Speaker 1: right And one question. Johnny said, I didn't think when
Speaker 1: they watched the TV show they'd trace it back to me.
Speaker 1: So he's now facing charges for making and distributing prohibited beverages.
Speaker 1: Is he the only one that's gotten caught? That's true.
Speaker 1: The other ones are really good. That's why he came
Speaker 1: in second place, not first names. I don't know this.
Speaker 1: Next Laser stories out of New York. Manhattan attorney and
Speaker 1: his dentist friend recently took a summer vacation together with
Speaker 1: their families by renting out a home in the Hampton,
Speaker 1: but after a two week stay, they're now both suing
Speaker 1: the owner. Oh why well. Even though the two story
Speaker 1: house was gorgeous with a pool and hot tub and
Speaker 1: looked exactly like the photos did online, they say they
Speaker 1: couldn't enjoy any of it because the thermostat was set
Speaker 1: to seventy degrees instead of sixty eight. Of a two
Speaker 1: degree difference exactly, you know what they're talking about. Brook.
Speaker 1: They claimed not only was their safety threatened, but they
Speaker 1: were treated like squatters in the quote uninhabitable luxury home
Speaker 1: with less than ideal air flame. And then when they
Speaker 1: complained to the owners, get this, they were told to
Speaker 1: quote suck it up and deal. We don't it up
Speaker 1: for two whole weeks, these poor families had to figure
Speaker 1: out how to survive in a multimillion dollars seventy degree home.
Speaker 1: They stay that they stayed for the full two weeks.
Speaker 1: That's what the attorney asked. Why, since they all live
Speaker 1: in nearby New York City, they chose to remain at
Speaker 1: the rental home at such great peril to themselves. And
Speaker 1: they argued they did leave on that last day quote
Speaker 1: a little bit early. So they're now asking the owners
Speaker 1: to reimburse them the ten thousand dollars for the rental
Speaker 1: and pay off all of their lawyer fees. Plus they
Speaker 1: want the mansion removed permanently from the online rental site
Speaker 1: so no other families will have to endure the cold
Speaker 1: suffering that they did hot suffer. They're doing a great cause.
Speaker 1: I hope that they get justice. This next laser story
Speaker 1: is out of the genius land of Smarthood. A Washington
Speaker 1: woman named Jamie Biskelia was participating in a local fishing
Speaker 1: derby and wanted to help her friend get a good
Speaker 1: picture for the photo contest, and so she came up
Speaker 1: with a great idea. She took an octopus us that
Speaker 1: she'd fished out of the ocean and put it on
Speaker 1: her face. That sounds sounds funny, and Janie says, the
Speaker 1: suckers weren't like strong. They just kind of crept all
Speaker 1: over my face and my nose, in my ears. But
Speaker 1: then things took a turn when the octopus bit her
Speaker 1: in the face. She says, when the beak entered her chin,
Speaker 1: it was the most intense pain ever and felt like
Speaker 1: a barbed hook. It is pretty much. She knew if
Speaker 1: she tried to pull it off, it was gonna tear
Speaker 1: skin or flesh away, like a scene from Alien or
Speaker 1: something right now, So she waited for the creature to
Speaker 1: loosen its jaws and then quickly got it off before
Speaker 1: it could bite again. Jennie says, I'm a strong willed woman.
Speaker 1: I'm buy myself out on a boat. I've got five
Speaker 1: guys watching me, So I try not to act like
Speaker 1: anything major's going on to play coola. So she continued
Speaker 1: the rest of the fishing derby holding a towel to
Speaker 1: her face trying to stop the bleeding. So went home
Speaker 1: and next morning when Jamie woke up, her entire face
Speaker 1: was completely swollen, to the point she couldn't see out
Speaker 1: of her left eye because it turns out the octopus
Speaker 1: was venomous. How does think keep getting worse for her?
Speaker 1: So she headed to the hospital and is recovering now,
Speaker 1: but she does have a giant wound on her face
Speaker 1: that she suspects will become a lifelong scar. Did she
Speaker 1: win the photo call? Yeah? Did she get it? Doesn't
Speaker 1: sound like she did. But ultimately Jamie got the last
Speaker 1: laugh because she took the octopus home, cooked it, and
Speaker 1: ate it. That is savage at least go to like
Speaker 1: olive garden. Yeah, that's next. Laser stories out of the
Speaker 1: world of Inner Peace, the opposite of where Jamie lives.
Speaker 1: Some people say money is the secret to happiness, and
Speaker 1: science backs that up. But now there's a new theory.
Speaker 1: A recent study found the true secret to happiness might
Speaker 1: be expressing gratitude. Us right now, only thirty three percent
Speaker 1: of people say they regularly make it a point to
Speaker 1: show appreciation to others in their daily lives. And this
Speaker 1: is stuff like saying thank you in person, writing letters
Speaker 1: or notes of appreciation, buying or making people a gift
Speaker 1: or a meal. It doesn't count if you just send
Speaker 1: someone a cute emoji, alexis why not? Also does it
Speaker 1: count if the meal your coworker bought you was not
Speaker 1: the correct order that you asked Ford just curious, not
Speaker 1: anything instead of burrito? Those are different things. They also
Speaker 1: say random acts of kindness like paying it forward at
Speaker 1: Starbucks are good. Or just generally being mindful of the
Speaker 1: things that you're grateful for. Yeah, whether it's at home
Speaker 1: or at work or when you're out in about, that
Speaker 1: can improve your overall mental well being. It so much
Speaker 1: more of that. That's a great idea, Brooke. Would any
Speaker 1: of you like to make yourselves happy by expressing gratitude
Speaker 1: to me right now? I am willing to give you
Speaker 1: that opportunity, which is pretty gracious of me if I
Speaker 1: do say so myself. Are you expressing gratitude for yourself
Speaker 1: right now? The thing is we all express our appreciation
Speaker 1: in different ways like some of us buy each other's
Speaker 1: love and others, you know, we use a more hands
Speaker 1: on approach to showing gratitude and just listen to how
Speaker 1: happy this guy is in his life. That's a well
Speaker 1: balanced turtle mentally and literally. Great. We do thank you
Speaker 1: Turtle for all you do. That's Laser Stories. We'll do
Speaker 1: it again, same time on Wednesday, Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. Your brand new phone tap is coming up
Speaker 1: at seven twenty. But first, if you didn't hear, there's
Speaker 1: a tanning salon company that's creating the next big technological breakthrough.
Speaker 1: It's been a while. I do not but I love
Speaker 1: your soothing voice. Yeah, I do love that. It's a
Speaker 1: new high tech three and one tanning bed that tans
Speaker 1: your skin, wall, whitening your teeth, and causes your abs
Speaker 1: to swell to give you an instant but temporary six pack. Oh.
Speaker 1: I thought for sure they were gonna the third part
Speaker 1: was gonna be like removing the cancer spot. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you need to look good down there, Okay, And we
Speaker 1: offer a similar three in one experience on this show.
Speaker 1: It's called the Loser Line. Wow, that's why perfect. It
Speaker 1: combines desperate daters with a voicemail machine, and it too
Speaker 1: gives you an instant six pack in your ears. You're
Speaker 1: gonna have the most muscular ears in your friend group.
Speaker 1: All the ladies at the club are going to be
Speaker 1: looking at you saying, oh, did you see the lobes
Speaker 1: on that? He must listen to Brooke and Jeffrey's loser line,
Speaker 1: give him your years the sculpted look they deserve. Coming
Speaker 1: up with a brand new loser line at seven ten
Speaker 1: the right number. It's the loser line. Just call me
Speaker 1: back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It
Speaker 1: works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while you're
Speaker 1: out at the club and uses this charming pickup line
Speaker 1: on you. Either miss when I saw you from across
Speaker 1: the club, it reminded me that I watched Star Wars
Speaker 1: last night and Leah's buns got nothing on yours. Whatever
Speaker 1: you do, was this the urge to tell him to
Speaker 1: go back to the bat cave and play with his
Speaker 1: grappling hook Instead, tell him he's super cute with or
Speaker 1: without a mask on, and that's when you give him
Speaker 1: the number to the user line, so hopefully he leaves
Speaker 1: you an awkward voicemail that we can play on the
Speaker 1: air voicemails like this one. Next message, Hey Blake, this
Speaker 1: is came from the job fair. Remember the second Can
Speaker 1: you get me a fake ID? And yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: like meet its super super quick, Like my parents are
Speaker 1: going to go to bed around nine, so I could
Speaker 1: sneak out right after that, and like, don't worry, it's
Speaker 1: it's not like I want to go to bars or anything.
Speaker 1: It's just that I also want to be speaking at
Speaker 1: the upcoming city council meeting because there's like there's an
Speaker 1: item that night about the planning Commission for trees and
Speaker 1: I'm very against the proposal. So yeah, like I'll pay
Speaker 1: the respee for the fake ID or whatever. But yeah, um,
Speaker 1: if you want to go green, just go ahead and
Speaker 1: let me know if because you could absolutely use your support. Okay, Joe,
Speaker 1: Mother Earth. If people don't have faith in the next generation,
Speaker 1: I don't know what is wrong. Yeah, because that was
Speaker 1: not at all, I say, giving a nerdy team who
Speaker 1: wants to save the environment on the loser line A
Speaker 1: plus that girl to use her fake ID the right way. Ironically,
Speaker 1: I bet you would snitch on actual Yeah. Well, hi, Tanya,
Speaker 1: it's right, um from last night. Um, I was I
Speaker 1: was buying you drinks. I'm sorry, there's a lot. I'm
Speaker 1: in a park across from a school. Um anyway, Um,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to see if, um, if we could
Speaker 1: go out sometime, if you could feel all me when
Speaker 1: you get a chance. And uh, please stop stop hugging me.
Speaker 1: I'm not your daddy. I'm not your daddy. Okay, go sleep.
Speaker 1: These kids are so cute. I think one of them
Speaker 1: just mistook me for being one of their parents. We
Speaker 1: just randomly hug music. Anyways. Um, we'll leave you my number,
Speaker 1: so please give me a callback and and we could
Speaker 1: go out of it. Okay, so stop having me what
Speaker 1: you get away? He sounds like he's gonna be a
Speaker 1: great father, So I not know that being a single
Speaker 1: dad is way hotter than being a single guy hanging out.
Speaker 1: That's good Ryan. That guy had a totally different reaction
Speaker 1: than Jose would have had. If a random we're a
Speaker 1: hug I'm a hugger too. Come here, buddy, where's your mom?
Speaker 1: As you single, remember you get the special Loser line
Speaker 1: number if you text the word loser l os R
Speaker 1: two seven eight five nine two and hopefully he could
Speaker 1: call it leave an awkward voicemail that we could play
Speaker 1: on the air. Voicemails like this one next method. So, um, Hi, yes,
Speaker 1: and you gave me your number to call you, so
Speaker 1: I'm calling you. And I had taken um I ride
Speaker 1: with you last week. And I'm pretty sure she'll she'll
Speaker 1: remember me because I was the really really funny one. Um,
Speaker 1: you told me, um that your door is a jar.
Speaker 1: And I told you know that my door is a door.
Speaker 1: Remember that, Like I'm didn't just you know, like I'm
Speaker 1: always that funny like that. I think that's probably one
Speaker 1: of the reasons why. But she remember, right, like a
Speaker 1: door and I said my door, you said a jar.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, it's a door. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: I exact myself, lub anyways, because I really like to
Speaker 1: go out with you again, but like not as a passenger, um,
Speaker 1: you know, like on an actual date, although I'm totally
Speaker 1: open to writing you. So um yeah. Wow, I feel
Speaker 1: like she got the same joke lessons that my husband got. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows that a good joke isn't good unless you
Speaker 1: tell it two, three, four times a single voicemail, and
Speaker 1: everybody knows the door isn't a jar. Jeffrey. Hey Karen,
Speaker 1: this is you. May remember me as mister Spoons. Did
Speaker 1: my show on the on the three corner the other
Speaker 1: day and we talked and I appreciate you putting your
Speaker 1: number in my hat, and I'm so excited to call you.
Speaker 1: And I got some requests that I worked up that
Speaker 1: you were asking for, and I hope you like them.
Speaker 1: The first one was that justin Bieber song Baby Baby
Speaker 1: Baby that you wanted me to learn. I learned that
Speaker 1: and hear how here's how it goes. I got two
Speaker 1: more for you, Okay for him, I'm gonna do Toxic
Speaker 1: from Britney Beard and my favorite one that you request today.
Speaker 1: Can't wait to do it. You took me all night long.
Speaker 1: I hope you'll call me back and I'll play some
Speaker 1: more for you. I from mister Spoon. I want to
Speaker 1: find that street corner and go tip mister Spoon because
Speaker 1: that performance was I think we just found who we
Speaker 1: need to hire as the entertainer for our Christmas part night.
Speaker 1: I wanted to make a big time can you imagine
Speaker 1: a post a loan concert? They like spo Remember you
Speaker 1: can listen to the Loser Line at this time every week,
Speaker 1: or don't over to our YouTube, subscribe to Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: That way you'll never miss one. Parent is coming up
Speaker 1: in today's phone tap. Have you ever been frustrated with
Speaker 1: the city? Let me let me rephrase that, have you
Speaker 1: ever been frustrated with the city in the last ten minutes?
Speaker 1: But because depending on where you live, it can feel
Speaker 1: like you're paying taxes on everything and they're just shutting
Speaker 1: down the bridge that goes to your house. Or no,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say nothing gets done or things take forever,
Speaker 1: like a certain questionable bridge. Yeah. Anyway, today we call
Speaker 1: a guy who just wants a simple fix for a
Speaker 1: pothole that's been there on his street. They don't have
Speaker 1: time for. Well, he's emailed the city about it, even
Speaker 1: left a few angry voicemails, and now finally he is
Speaker 1: going to get a response. That response is jose pranking. Here.
Speaker 1: I'll teach you to ask for improvements in town. It's
Speaker 1: your phone tap right now the tent. Hello. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: that's when I shouted back, dude, those aren't gummy bears,
Speaker 1: those are live bees. Hello. Hello, oh hi, sorry, is
Speaker 1: this Joshwood? Yes, this is Josh. Who's this Hey Josh,
Speaker 1: my name's Travis. I work in road maintenance for the city,
Speaker 1: and I see here you file the complaint about a pothole.
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, thank god, somebody's finally called me back. It's
Speaker 1: like been three to four weeks since I filed that complaint. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: on ten Street near the intersection of Evergreen. Yep, that
Speaker 1: we saw it. We saw that. So well, I'm glad
Speaker 1: you saw it. Are you going to fix it? I mean,
Speaker 1: because not just me has been complained about this. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, not to make an excuse, but the city's
Speaker 1: budget has been really cut, and I'm literally the only
Speaker 1: guy who laughed on staff for fixing potholes. So I
Speaker 1: am so sorry it's taken so long. Man, what are
Speaker 1: you telling me? You're you actually the guy that goes
Speaker 1: in and fills in these potholes. You're the only one.
Speaker 1: It's just me, so low numero o. No, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: The economy, you know, inflation or more like deflation, because
Speaker 1: pot holes, right, they can deflate your your tires. You
Speaker 1: probably don't think that's that funny. Not really? Sorry, all right, Well,
Speaker 1: how long is what's the timeframe then, do you have
Speaker 1: some kind of an eta I'm done being able to
Speaker 1: fix this or what? Totally yeah, I would say like
Speaker 1: probably in the next few, um like weeks or months,
Speaker 1: hopefully month. No, no, no, no, no, no no. I
Speaker 1: mean so basically, this is a call just to tell
Speaker 1: me that this isn't gonna happen. Am I Is that correct? No,
Speaker 1: you're not correct, because I'm actually calling wondering there's a
Speaker 1: chance that you could fix it? What do you mean
Speaker 1: I could fix it? Help? I'm not gonna help, because
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even know the first thing about fixing the bole.
Speaker 1: I actually have a few YouTube links that I found,
Speaker 1: and I can send you some tools and supplies. I'm
Speaker 1: sure you can get it done quite quicker than the
Speaker 1: city will. I think you need to look at how
Speaker 1: you were hired, because this is really your your freaking job, dude,
Speaker 1: it's not my responsibility. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, this is
Speaker 1: what I pay taxes for sure, But look, it's kind
Speaker 1: of complicated. It's not complicated. You're still in a hole.
Speaker 1: Well kind of have an issue though. I was recently
Speaker 1: diagnosed with the fear of holes. Oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm paranoid, I freeze up, I get antsy, and
Speaker 1: this sounds like a really big pothole, and so that
Speaker 1: that's even more scary. Let me let me okay, I
Speaker 1: just don't think it's straight. I just so I hear
Speaker 1: the words coming out of my mouth. The guy who
Speaker 1: is hired to fix potholes is afraid of holes. Well,
Speaker 1: that is kind of silly, it's kind of ironic. I
Speaker 1: guess when you say it like that, this is the
Speaker 1: most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Well, I mean you've
Speaker 1: heard a lion to being scared of lions, right, or
Speaker 1: like magicians being afraid of cards. I feel like you're
Speaker 1: just making the shut up so you don't have to
Speaker 1: do anything. Work. That's what it sounds like to me.
Speaker 1: Oh work, forgot to tell you. Um, that's another thing
Speaker 1: I was diagnosed with. And you're not gonna believe what.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna believe that. You're right, I'm scared of work.
Speaker 1: You don't even I don't even. Yeah, it's a personal
Speaker 1: fear of work or manual labor either or yeah. So again,
Speaker 1: I apologize, But if you could just find it in
Speaker 1: your heart to be kind and help here, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna help. I'm not gonna help. If you're not gonna
Speaker 1: do it, I'm gonna call your boss and you're gonna
Speaker 1: get fired, all right, I mean that's bottom all. Please
Speaker 1: don't do that. Yeah, no, that sounds like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: need this job. Just give me your name because you
Speaker 1: said him to start that, I would tell you, but
Speaker 1: I'm also afraid of name. Well. Yeah, obviously this is
Speaker 1: really funny, but it's just not. I mean, it is
Speaker 1: kind of funny because you absolutely fell for every single
Speaker 1: joke that I've said so far, and you still think
Speaker 1: this is a real phone call. So even though I'm
Speaker 1: scared of phones, this is a bone call. Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. Sorry, my name's jose Radio show Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a prank phone
Speaker 1: call on you right now. Man. You were set up
Speaker 1: by your wife Chloe. Yeah. Man, she said that you
Speaker 1: were complaining about this pothole outside your house for weeks
Speaker 1: and nothing's been happening, so she knew you would be
Speaker 1: vulnerable and ready to go. Yeah, she got me. O. Well,
Speaker 1: I think we got you too. By the way, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna send you those links on YouTube. Pretty helpful. Okay
Speaker 1: for you. All you need is a jackhammer and about
Speaker 1: fifty pounds of cement. No problem, I got that good.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send you forty other potholes. You can fix
Speaker 1: two because I am scared of them. Wake up every
Speaker 1: morning with phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, Broke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning for the ladies. If a
Speaker 1: guy ever delivers a really easy pickup line, do you
Speaker 1: clean but cheesy? Ninety nine times out of a hundred,
Speaker 1: it's over right there. I think it's a hundred. Okay,
Speaker 1: you won't respond, You might show it's all your friends
Speaker 1: and mock him for it, or if you're Alexis, maybe
Speaker 1: set him up with your mom. Please. Well, today one
Speaker 1: of our listeners took a little bit of a different approach,
Speaker 1: and she responded to a really lame pickup line. I'll
Speaker 1: just say the whole room was shocked by it, not
Speaker 1: really in a good way, although Jose did say that
Speaker 1: she was hilarious because of its not typically a good sign. Well,
Speaker 1: we'll see if you agree when you hear it in
Speaker 1: the most awkward second date update we've heard maybe all
Speaker 1: a year's court to Jose at least it's coming up
Speaker 1: next second date update? Is it possible to accidentally capt
Speaker 1: is someone? I mean, I guess people let's say that
Speaker 1: on our show all the time where they showed up
Speaker 1: to the date and oh no, he's even more attractive
Speaker 1: than his pictures. I wasn't prepared for a Clooney Hemsworth lookalike.
Speaker 1: Always me. Yeah, I lost a bunch of weight and
Speaker 1: I'm super buff now, yeah, I just forgot to update
Speaker 1: my profile photo. Yeah. Well, one of our listeners is
Speaker 1: worried she may have unintentionally cat fished her date. Her
Speaker 1: name's Morgan, and she's a solid six in her photos online,
Speaker 1: but in eleven when you see her in person, isn't
Speaker 1: that right? You're off the scale. I wouldn't go that far,
Speaker 1: you guys. I'm probably like a ten point five. I
Speaker 1: don't know anyone that even calls himself attendance. Yeah you funny, humble? Yeah, well, Morgan,
Speaker 1: we want to help you here. Tell us about the
Speaker 1: guy that you cat fished by accident. What's his name?
Speaker 1: Name is Kent? Okay, and you don't honestly think that
Speaker 1: Kent isn't calling you back because you're too hot? Right? No? No,
Speaker 1: I mean that's not it. I just I mean some
Speaker 1: stuff happened during the day, but we met online. Look,
Speaker 1: I was like almost done with these apps because I've
Speaker 1: been on some really horrible date and like the last
Speaker 1: day was this guy. He actually asked me if I
Speaker 1: could donate my kidney to his uncle. First date. He
Speaker 1: was serious, that is a good family member that will
Speaker 1: just start dating to find an oregan donor. I mean,
Speaker 1: I can understand that question. On a second date, maybe
Speaker 1: it's a little bit too soon exactly. I was like,
Speaker 1: can we just wait till we date for months and
Speaker 1: then maybe you know, so you're about to delete your app?
Speaker 1: Is what you're saying? Yeah, and then can reach out
Speaker 1: to me? And he like gave me the cheesiest line,
Speaker 1: is there an airport nearby? Because my heart is taking off?
Speaker 1: Oh God? And that made you I'm not deleted like
Speaker 1: I would think that that would be quicker. How do
Speaker 1: you respond to that? Or do you even respond? I
Speaker 1: wanted to mess with him, so I was like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: thanks a lot. My dad was a pilot and he
Speaker 1: actually crushed. Oh oh I got dark? Wait is that
Speaker 1: true dark humor? I know? But I was like, I
Speaker 1: wanted to mess anything because I thought it was like
Speaker 1: such a cheesy line. I was like, oh yeah, and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I
Speaker 1: was like, no, I'm not kidding, just kidding about my
Speaker 1: dad's fiery dad. Yeah, I was sorried he didn't delete that.
Speaker 1: That's a cute way to start off a conversation. Where
Speaker 1: did you turn that into a date somehow? Yeah? And
Speaker 1: so like we were just laughing and then he had
Speaker 1: me out for drinks. What happened is that I decided
Speaker 1: to change my hair too, right before going on this day.
Speaker 1: That's the catfish part right all right. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: a pretty dramatic change. He went for the full makeover, yes,
Speaker 1: kind of. I mean I went from blonde to back
Speaker 1: to burnett, which is my natural color, and I actually
Speaker 1: went short hair. That's a dramatic change. Yeah. So is
Speaker 1: he able to recognize you? Did you give him a head? Oh? No?
Speaker 1: So he comes in and he doesn't even see me,
Speaker 1: and like I had to wave at him and I
Speaker 1: was like, hey, I'm here, because the reaction was like whoa,
Speaker 1: how did you even recognize you? I kind of like
Speaker 1: a good way. Yeah, did he at least cut like,
Speaker 1: was it a compliment, like, Wow, you're so much prettier now.
Speaker 1: I think it was just really surprised. So no, it
Speaker 1: didn't come up as a compliment. Okay, what I don't
Speaker 1: know if you're so much prettier now as a compliment either,
Speaker 1: because I think we need to work on your compliment.
Speaker 1: I didn't think that your yeah, all right, off to
Speaker 1: a little bit of a rocky start here, were you
Speaker 1: able to get things on track? I did, So we
Speaker 1: sat down and we started talking, and things got back
Speaker 1: on track. And actually we found out the silly hobby
Speaker 1: that we have in common. We actually love karaoke, both
Speaker 1: of us. That is a silly, stupid Jeffrey loves karaoke
Speaker 1: like love. It is cute. We both really love to
Speaker 1: go a lot. And so anyways, we bonded about that
Speaker 1: and then at some point the other thing that happened
Speaker 1: it was a little odd, is that I have a
Speaker 1: ring on my finger and he actually noticed that. And
Speaker 1: it's not a wedding ring or anything, but it is
Speaker 1: an old promised rank from one of my first boyfriends. Here,
Speaker 1: you wear that well. I loved the ring, and I
Speaker 1: wear on the other finger. It's not like I'm wearing
Speaker 1: it as I'm engaged or any Okay, but it's like
Speaker 1: a diamond. It looks like an engagement ring. It does
Speaker 1: look a little bit like an engagement ring. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: And so I told him and say, hey, I just
Speaker 1: really love to string it's from old boyfriend, has nothing
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't even have any contact with this person,
Speaker 1: and so it's just like to really like it. And
Speaker 1: so he I'm not even sure if he was even
Speaker 1: weirded out about that. Well, it's strange that you even
Speaker 1: brought it up because he may have not even noticed it.
Speaker 1: I mean, if it's not on that finger, dude, I
Speaker 1: don't know, right, I know a lot of guys that
Speaker 1: don't forget to look. Yeah, it's like, dude, did you
Speaker 1: marry Like I don't know, it's like, oh, I didn't
Speaker 1: look at her fingers. Or when you said it was
Speaker 1: like one of my ex boyfriends. You probably thought it
Speaker 1: was just a joke, like your dad that had a
Speaker 1: plane crash would have been funny. Yeah, he died in
Speaker 1: a tornado. Act Yeah, so how did you? And can't
Speaker 1: end the day? You know, it ended up just fine.
Speaker 1: We had a friendly hug and it seemed like things.
Speaker 1: We're going to continue, like I'm going to reach out
Speaker 1: to you, and and then it just does not had
Speaker 1: them in like that at all. So um, I reach
Speaker 1: out a couple of times, and you know, his answers
Speaker 1: are kind of short because not the same kind of
Speaker 1: black and forth that we had before. It is the ring,
Speaker 1: like just knowing someone. I think it's not staying blond. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll find out the real answer if we play a
Speaker 1: song comeback called Kent and get your second date up
Speaker 1: date right after this. So okay, than second, Let's play
Speaker 1: a little game of spot the red flag. Okay, like game, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you two are gonna let's try. There's a blonde girl
Speaker 1: who shows up to the first date with a totally
Speaker 1: different hair color, wearing an ex boyfriend's promise ring, joking
Speaker 1: about her fake pilot dad crashing his plane. I can't
Speaker 1: I can't find the ring. I see all green. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what's gonna are red flags? You can cut
Speaker 1: little red hearts out of them. So I don't know
Speaker 1: why Kent wouldn't be calling our listener Morgan back after
Speaker 1: their first stag. I don't know, Brooke, what do you think?
Speaker 1: I am really at a loss you know, I think
Speaker 1: it's really normal to wear old promised rings. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because usually when you're like nineteen or eighteen or whatever,
Speaker 1: you can afford a big diamond. Morgan, I mean, do
Speaker 1: you see anything wrong with what happened on your first date? There?
Speaker 1: You guys. I don't call those red flags. I call
Speaker 1: them having a sensic humor. The promise ring was a joke,
Speaker 1: funny flags. Okay, well, it really doesn't matter what any
Speaker 1: of us think. It all comes down to Kent and
Speaker 1: his opinion of your first date. That's what we're going
Speaker 1: to try and get from him. Right now. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: dial his number and hope that he picks up. Yes,
Speaker 1: no numbers also red flu Here we go, but hey,
Speaker 1: is this Ken? Yeah? Who who do you think we are?
Speaker 1: Not a good question? Maybe he might guess right, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get somebody. I'm not the Keynan talking to Congratulations?
Speaker 1: Good at this? Who? Who? Who are you? We are?
Speaker 1: A morning radio show? Yeah? Oh okay, it's about the
Speaker 1: standard answer that we get a lot of the times
Speaker 1: when we do these. But we're we're doing something called
Speaker 1: a second date update. We're trying to get some answers
Speaker 1: for our listener Morgan on why you're not calling her
Speaker 1: back after going out with her? Uh oh oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like good because you know she obviously liked you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we demand answers. Oh yeah, you literally could not
Speaker 1: be more awkward. It's like, you know, Ken, we can
Speaker 1: ask nicely, why don't you call him Morgan back after
Speaker 1: you guys had such a great first date. She's our friend,
Speaker 1: she's what did she like call you? Yeah, she reached
Speaker 1: out to us and told us all about your first
Speaker 1: hang out together, and she did. Overall, it seemed pretty good,
Speaker 1: but she did mention there were a few possible awkward moments,
Speaker 1: like she brought up that she looked a little bit
Speaker 1: different than her photos online. Well, so different that you
Speaker 1: didn't even recognize her. Yeah, that was a little shocking.
Speaker 1: Did that upset you? Yeah? So pretty and and uh
Speaker 1: most importantly, I think like her personality was the same.
Speaker 1: So lovely answer. So if that's the case, then was
Speaker 1: there something else that happened on the date, Because she
Speaker 1: says that she's and trying to reach out to you,
Speaker 1: but you've been kind of avoiding her via text. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know if she told you about the whole
Speaker 1: ring situation. What ring situation? You know, this promise ring
Speaker 1: from her active boyfriend had given her and they were
Speaker 1: together for like five years, and I guess it meant
Speaker 1: a lot to him and her. And oh you got
Speaker 1: that much detail? Huh, yeah, did you not? I'll be
Speaker 1: honest with you, Ken, she didn't mention that she was
Speaker 1: wearing an ex's ring, but we didn't know the story
Speaker 1: behind it, that they were together for five years or
Speaker 1: whatever else happened with it. Oh, well, there there's a
Speaker 1: little more. Basically, she's, uh, when they broke up, he
Speaker 1: asked for it back and she said no, I'm sorry. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean it's just a promise ring. Is that bad though?
Speaker 1: I know? But yeah, I mean it's also like a
Speaker 1: broken promise you know, yeah, that's true. What upset you?
Speaker 1: I don't understand that there's something about that bothers me
Speaker 1: that I guess he was kind of lousy that he
Speaker 1: asked for it back, but he did ask for it
Speaker 1: back and she said no. But then on top of that,
Speaker 1: and this is like kind of the the I don't
Speaker 1: want to call it the clincher, but like but really
Speaker 1: sticking to my cross that you know, she knows apparently
Speaker 1: that he follows her on Insta, and so every time
Speaker 1: she poses for pictures she makes sure the ring is
Speaker 1: like visible so he can see it someday. No, I
Speaker 1: think it's revenge, like it's proving to him, like he
Speaker 1: still got your ring? Right, well, I mean, whatever it is,
Speaker 1: it's like she's still wearing his ring and Bill needs something.
Speaker 1: It's not just to pace the jewelry to her. It
Speaker 1: has to do with him. Yeah, it feels like it, right,
Speaker 1: We should find out? Oh yeah, yeah that, Jeff. I
Speaker 1: guess we We could call her and ask, but oh wait,
Speaker 1: she's already on the line, Jeff. The type of person
Speaker 1: creepily waits on the other line, listening in on other
Speaker 1: people's conversations. I guess that's the type of person. Morgan. Hi,
Speaker 1: oh okay, uh well, um, so she's been listening to
Speaker 1: all earth. I didn't even realize that that's totally on
Speaker 1: her it is, Morgan, What were you doing there? I'm
Speaker 1: bad girl? Yeah, well, I think you're putting too much
Speaker 1: weight on this rank, saying I mean I kept the
Speaker 1: ring because I liked the ring, and I wear I
Speaker 1: wore that rank for a really long time and I'm
Speaker 1: not going to take it off for taking a picture
Speaker 1: of friends. Agram's nothing to do with you have any
Speaker 1: secret feelings for your ex boyfriend. No, I mean he
Speaker 1: wasn't a nice person to me, especially when the relationship ended.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean, I want to make sure that
Speaker 1: he can see for my pictures that I'm still wearing
Speaker 1: the ring. All right, So she doesn't think about him
Speaker 1: at all. There you go, just when she posts directly
Speaker 1: at him online to get back at him for all
Speaker 1: the horrible things he didn't him in every photo. Really healthy,
Speaker 1: healthy sort of sounds like to me, it sounds like
Speaker 1: you talked about him a lot on your date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he wanted to know why I was wearing
Speaker 1: the ring, and so I told him the story. But
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't have feelings for my ax. I
Speaker 1: mean to me, it sounds like you may not have
Speaker 1: feelings like you like want to be with him anymore,
Speaker 1: but you certainly have feelings like you want him to
Speaker 1: see you live in your life. He's so important to you.
Speaker 1: And honesty with my exes, Like, if there's drama, I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to post for them, I'm blocking. But what's
Speaker 1: the point of posting online if your exes aren't supposed
Speaker 1: to see it, like that's the whole reason we do anything.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not flaunting it, and I'm just not
Speaker 1: taking it off. I don't know the people who post
Speaker 1: ring pictures slot. Yeah, so you're saying that you're still
Speaker 1: not going to take it off. Exactly, I'm gonna wear
Speaker 1: it because it's my ring. He gave it to me
Speaker 1: and I want to use it. I'm not wearing on
Speaker 1: the other finger. No, I'm not engaged to anybody. She'll
Speaker 1: never take it off. Yeah, it doesn't have to be
Speaker 1: like another promise that we're thinking. Maybe the only way
Speaker 1: she'll take it off is if Kent gives her an
Speaker 1: even bigger and it all starts with you going on
Speaker 1: another date with her, Kent, that will pay for Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's Kent's up, Fred. I really like you, Kent.
Speaker 1: I mean, flats here, Kent. I'll see anything that she's
Speaker 1: gonna have. Y. You can even take a picture with
Speaker 1: her together with the two of you and your brand
Speaker 1: new ring and post it right at her ex boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Are you guys finding the ring or just the date?
Speaker 1: We can barely afford the day, bro, I mean, look,
Speaker 1: I thought we had good chemistry. I like you, so
Speaker 1: I'll try it out. But honestly, I am not about
Speaker 1: the drama. I'm not about you. You know your relationship
Speaker 1: with your ex. You're saying yes, but you don't want
Speaker 1: the drama. I don't know that I've changed her hair.
Speaker 1: She's going through something. I can't tell it. You guys
Speaker 1: are talking me into it or out of it. I
Speaker 1: can't tell either. But I do want to know what
Speaker 1: happens on date number two. You guys are going out
Speaker 1: to get Yeah, why not? Oh my god, I guess
Speaker 1: miracles do happen. Guys. You want to start taking bets
Speaker 1: on how many dates they last? Brook? What do you
Speaker 1: got half a one? I was gonna go with one
Speaker 1: and a half. You think it's not even the full day? Okay,
Speaker 1: showing up again with the ring. So if my ring
Speaker 1: and I'll where I want? I mean, And if you
Speaker 1: if your ex boyfriend's listening to this on podcast, somebody
Speaker 1: missed out, Yeah, he feels that big time broken. Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: In the morning, you feel that crisp chill your pants.
Speaker 1: That's fall. It's not because we're going commando today. Autumn
Speaker 1: is in the air and inside all of our drawers.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna celebrate that today by playing why Why
Speaker 1: would anybody hire me to do? The way I'd actually
Speaker 1: watch it? And we're gonna celebrate that today by playing
Speaker 1: a game that sends a chill down. My co host
Speaker 1: spines just the mention of it. It's called Riffing Around,
Speaker 1: a fall themed edition of the game that tests your
Speaker 1: musical knowledge. Oh wow, can you beat us? Well, it's
Speaker 1: not going to be that hard, yeah, because we're gonna
Speaker 1: play coming Up Riffing. Yeah. It's the segment that we
Speaker 1: do when no other content is available, ripping Around, where
Speaker 1: I play a musical riff from a famous song you've
Speaker 1: definitely heard before. My co host just have to give
Speaker 1: me the correct title of that song. And because the
Speaker 1: official start of falls just days away, all of today's
Speaker 1: songs are going to be autumn related, so keep that
Speaker 1: in mind. Alexis, you're up first, give me the correct
Speaker 1: title of this fall related song. Oh, I'm right that
Speaker 1: right off the umbrella because it's rainy fall season? All right?
Speaker 1: One correct for Alexis Brook You're up. Named this fall
Speaker 1: the theme song September. That's all right, September Fire. Look
Speaker 1: at that you guys are two for two. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call it now. You're gonna get zero wrong during this
Speaker 1: entire You're on fire right now, Jose, you're up. What
Speaker 1: is this famous song called Oh She's a good But
Speaker 1: we need the title of the song? Correct title? Actually?
Speaker 1: I was impressive. Actually on to a round number two,
Speaker 1: alexis what fall theme song? Is this? Sports one? But
Speaker 1: what's it called? This? Playing sports videos? You don't tell
Speaker 1: you specifically, I don't know it a guess um, I
Speaker 1: don't know, fall Brook, what song is this? It's the
Speaker 1: Monday night football song. Name was Sunday Night. That's Carrie Underwood.
Speaker 1: Oh you know that was Monday nights for different nights
Speaker 1: of football. Yeah, okay with men in tight payoff, you
Speaker 1: realize football happens during the fall. Now, Brooke, we're back
Speaker 1: to you. Okay, we need the title of this famous
Speaker 1: song that relates to fall. Oh yeah, what's the name?
Speaker 1: What do you think you need a title? Yeah? All
Speaker 1: the words are the whole thing. The name TikTok yo,
Speaker 1: TikTok setting your clock back for daylight savings. You don't
Speaker 1: see the connection. And that's why I was like questioning
Speaker 1: my own guests. So Brooke is in the lead now
Speaker 1: with three correct. Jose and Alexis each have one. Jose
Speaker 1: up again. Named this song and I'm gonna help you here. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll even sing some of the lyrics for you, not
Speaker 1: the title lyrics, but maybe it'll spark something. Okay, why
Speaker 1: here we go? Did you even knoweth I don't sing,
Speaker 1: you know, just because he can't stop singing Bette Midler
Speaker 1: because it's windy during the autumn. Come on, look at that, Jose,
Speaker 1: you have two correct Heading into the final round. Brooke
Speaker 1: is in the lead with three right, Jose, you have two. Alexis,
Speaker 1: you only have one. Thanks for here's your chance for redemption. Okay,
Speaker 1: you play Umbrella. I got that one a lot. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna switch this one up for you though. Okay, for
Speaker 1: this one, I'm gonna play the music and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you the title of the song. You have to
Speaker 1: name the artist. Here we go. The song is wanna
Speaker 1: be by who, Oh my gosh knows old people? I
Speaker 1: know that. I don't what's like old um? I know
Speaker 1: the song? You really don't know who sings this song? No, okay,
Speaker 1: we're going past you. Jose has used this skip card
Speaker 1: and we're captain over brook Yse, how do you get feel?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, girl, baby spy sporty spot. I know, I
Speaker 1: know who they are and I know the song. I
Speaker 1: don't know who sings what because she like pretty much
Speaker 1: invented that song. Yet Jose, you've now tied it up. Congratulations,
Speaker 1: well played by using your skip card at the perfect time.
Speaker 1: That was really well done. Yes, you did mystery skip
Speaker 1: card annoying, But brook now's your chance to take the
Speaker 1: lead back. Okay, face and name this song think Autumn imagery. Yes,
Speaker 1: you take the longest of any contestant on this show. Jose,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you you were singing it correct. Yeah, what's
Speaker 1: that song? The moment? God? Is it? I can't think
Speaker 1: of the chorus? A Lexus, can you see it? I
Speaker 1: don't know it leaves? What is it? Dust in the
Speaker 1: Wind by Kansas from nineteen seventy. I just couldn't get
Speaker 1: forward again, winds making an appearance and riffing around a
Speaker 1: lot of weather related things happening during the fall. Yeah, now, Jose,
Speaker 1: this is it. If you get this correct, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you will win. Riffing around this so rased it is
Speaker 1: not Jose, name this song. Okay, hold on, but I
Speaker 1: don't know the song. TI you need the title? You
Speaker 1: get it something your hair correct titles dancing. I want
Speaker 1: to hold your hand? Why the Boodles? The winner of
Speaker 1: Rippling Around whole edition is Jose. He didn't know it.
Speaker 1: I'm the kid of the fall. I'm gonna him over
Speaker 1: you congratulation. That's riffing around Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Brook has been giving me a lot of tude leading
Speaker 1: into this segment. Don't need it and we're in nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety six all over again. Yeah, Well, hopefully you get
Speaker 1: knocked back down to earth by first time player Nicolette
Speaker 1: from Seattle, who says she always plays you in her car,
Speaker 1: but as nervous she might biff it in person. I
Speaker 1: haven't heard that in a minute, Nicola. Can you believe
Speaker 1: the attitude coming off of Brook today? I can par
Speaker 1: for the course high. Can you imagine having to be
Speaker 1: me and working in the studio with these yahoos all
Speaker 1: the time? I know lucky her, right, nico I mean,
Speaker 1: I choose to listen to you guys every morning, so
Speaker 1: it sounds pretty awesome to me. Four hours plus another
Speaker 1: five more afterwards. I know it says you just got
Speaker 1: a new job, but if you want another new job,
Speaker 1: we'll kick Brooke right out of Nicolette, Nicolett and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning, I like, all right, Brook's gonna leave
Speaker 1: the studio for a second. Will that happens? Nicolette, you
Speaker 1: know the game's played. He got thirty seconds to answer
Speaker 1: as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 1: you could say pass. But you have to beat Brooke
Speaker 1: outright to win. Are we ready? I am so ready? Okay,
Speaker 1: good luck? Time starts now on this day In nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety four, What dramatic series starring George Clooney premiered on NBC.
Speaker 1: The mixed dog breed Cockapoo combines a poodle with what
Speaker 1: other breed clucker spaniel? In United Nations logo, what objects
Speaker 1: circles the globe to represent peace? Starts Oswald cobble Pot
Speaker 1: is the real name of what famous character in the
Speaker 1: Batman movies? Pa, What is the main flavor inside a
Speaker 1: butterfinger candy bar? Answer? U butter Alright, she took it
Speaker 1: very literally. But Brook's gonna come back in studio, so Nicolett, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we can't talk about what we were just doing. But
Speaker 1: I do see on my phone screener that you did
Speaker 1: ballet for eighteen years? Is that right? That is right?
Speaker 1: You have the strongest legs I've everyone I've ever talked to. Man,
Speaker 1: they used to be but I gotta tell you, having
Speaker 1: two kids, it's just the thing is strong. Pelvic floor
Speaker 1: from dancers very helpful. We almost made it a full
Speaker 1: week without mentioning someone's pelvic floor on the board zero
Speaker 1: za oh brook, Yeah, that's here we go. Time it
Speaker 1: starts now on this day In nineteen ninety four, What
Speaker 1: dramatic series starring George Clooney premiered on NBC. The mixed
Speaker 1: dog breed Cockapoo combines a poodle with what other breed
Speaker 1: cocker supaniel? In the United Nations logo, what objects circles
Speaker 1: the globe to represent peace? Dove Oswald Cobblepot is the
Speaker 1: real name of what famous character in the Batman movies,
Speaker 1: the Butler? What is the main flavor inside of a
Speaker 1: butterfinger candy bar? All right, I got those answers in.
Speaker 1: Let's head onto the storeboard to see how you both did.
Speaker 1: With Jose, I am hotter than a bare butt on
Speaker 1: a tin roof in August. Snick allead, you did good.
Speaker 1: You got to correct. Okay. I feel like three is
Speaker 1: kind of like benchmark. Okay, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Bill bench for you. Then no, I think I think
Speaker 1: I'm out, But that's okay, we'll see Brook. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: did get the exact same amount of questions in and
Speaker 1: nicolet's right, you got three right in the pelvic floor
Speaker 1: on this day. In nineteen ninety four, the dramatic series
Speaker 1: starting George Clooney that premiered on NBC was er Cockapoos
Speaker 1: combined poodles with cocker spaniels. Funny United Nations logo. The
Speaker 1: object that circles the glove to represent peace are olive
Speaker 1: branches circled by all of us. Oswald's cobblepot is the
Speaker 1: real name of the penguin in the Batman movies. Okay.
Speaker 1: The main flavor inside of a butterfinger candy bar, it's
Speaker 1: not butter. It is peanut butter. Only in America would
Speaker 1: there be a butter flavored candy eat there. I am
Speaker 1: allergic to dairy, so, like, you know, I don't know
Speaker 1: that because it's milk chocolate, she can obviously, you know,
Speaker 1: We can't give you any money here, but just for
Speaker 1: playing you do win a pair of round trip tickets
Speaker 1: to Victoria, BC, thanks to Clipper Vacations. Oh my god. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's amaze. There's a British Columbia now. Wow, it's well
Speaker 1: learn news stuff every day on this show. Congratulations. There's
Speaker 1: also one in North Carolina. Wow, there's Columbia's all over.
Speaker 1: You get to go to one of them. Congratulations. Nicolete
Speaker 1: get your pay to you. I'm excited, all right, I
Speaker 1: get your pelvic florid check. Do those exercises? Girl offense
Speaker 1: are playing Natalie. We're gonna do this again, same time tomorrow,
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.