Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two fifty six,
Speaker 1: Episode four of the Dailies That Guys, a production of
Speaker 1: Our Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we take
Speaker 1: the deepest of dives into America's share consciousness. It's Tuesday,
Speaker 1: or no, I said to I already said, it's Thursday,
Speaker 1: September twenty nine. I cannot read. It's the year two
Speaker 1: and that means September twenty nine is National Coffee Day,
Speaker 1: National vf W Day, and Urban National Wildlife Refuge Day,
Speaker 1: which to me sounds like a euphemism for when my
Speaker 1: mom lets like possums and raccoons into our house. But
Speaker 1: what's VW Veterans of four War? Yeah, so you like
Speaker 1: a lot of VF There's like a lot of VFW halls,
Speaker 1: Like you probably driven by one in your local town
Speaker 1: if you ever parked. There's a VFW hall by the
Speaker 1: Hollywood Bowl where they have the big cannons outside where
Speaker 1: people park their cars. Look, keep your eye open for
Speaker 1: those VFW halls. I actually learned about it because of
Speaker 1: I feel it was King of the Hill because Hank's
Speaker 1: dad Cotton. What I was like, I gotta go to
Speaker 1: the VFW and like talk to the other like World
Speaker 1: War two dudes and say weird adjacent slurs. But anyway,
Speaker 1: all that to say National Coffee Day. Also if you celebrate,
Speaker 1: shouts to you if you sow your coffee person, right,
Speaker 1: no more? Oh okay, but you're but you found us
Speaker 1: like a suitable alternative. Yeah, I got real into tease.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, delicious teas of all varieties. Yeah, it's it's
Speaker 1: it's it's the look. We're gonna get to your favorite tea.
Speaker 1: But first we gotta get to who the funk we are? Me?
Speaker 1: That's Miles Gray. How did I get here? You're wondering, Well,
Speaker 1: great question, it all started seven years ago. But really
Speaker 1: I'm Miles Great, a k a. The Lord of lankershim
Speaker 1: Hideo NoHo uh, and I'm thrilled to be joined by
Speaker 1: my guest co host, the one with the mo host.
Speaker 1: And when I say the mo host, I mean the
Speaker 1: mo host reputable opinions on media, and someone who's I don't.
Speaker 1: I could say so many things, but I'm going to
Speaker 1: run out of hyphens because there's so many hyphens. That's
Speaker 1: so hyphenate up in here. But please welcome to the
Speaker 1: Microphone A Wonderful Person Podcast host, producer, media critic, and
Speaker 1: just general fantastic voice Joel, I missed you, Miles, what
Speaker 1: miss you too? Good to see you? I mean I
Speaker 1: saw you at the Hollywood Bowl. We ran into each
Speaker 1: other like we did. We did we we concerted together.
Speaker 1: It was a natural concert too. It's about justin. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so tease, you've got you got your what's your favorite
Speaker 1: tea right now? I love it like a white jasmine peach,
Speaker 1: you know, with some honey. It's tasty a mint tea,
Speaker 1: especially if you have like just like mintly like freshman
Speaker 1: leaves and hot water. Wow, you got can send you
Speaker 1: have like you have t voice right now, Like when
Speaker 1: you're talking about it, I feel it's very the vibration
Speaker 1: is yes, thank you found out the trick of how
Speaker 1: to get podcast voice. It's plugged your headphones into your
Speaker 1: mic you before were you not here what you're saying,
Speaker 1: and then you could adjust to hear I've been doing
Speaker 1: this for a long time, guys. It's uh yeah No.
Speaker 1: I used to just plug directly into the computer as
Speaker 1: Zoe to control like audio output. Then I got a
Speaker 1: fancy Mike and I was like, oh, you can wrote
Speaker 1: it all Mike Yes, equipment matters. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Without further ado, welcome my our guest. You might know
Speaker 1: her as a writer, Netflix, HBO, you know d C.
Speaker 1: What hasn't she done? Maybe you know her from her podcasting.
Speaker 1: Maybe you know her from her exquisite social media posts.
Speaker 1: Maybe you know her as that character in the background.
Speaker 1: Was that Ralph breaks the Internet? He said? Hold on,
Speaker 1: is that Danny? It was? And I hate to just
Speaker 1: say the name before I introduced them, but please welcome
Speaker 1: the brilliant, intelligent Danny Fernande. Yes. Also, I was not
Speaker 1: in the background, Miles. I literally said, Hey, it's Danny
Speaker 1: Fernande Randez. Sorry, I'm meant to say that it wasn't
Speaker 1: named after you. Again, I'm still learning my see, I
Speaker 1: have my own Disney WICKI. I'm on, it's a little intense.
Speaker 1: They have like stuff about my daughters, like Danny Fernandez's
Speaker 1: family lives in San Diego. She's often posting things of
Speaker 1: her beagle mix Molly. I'm like, whoa, Okay, welcome. You
Speaker 1: know that the fandom has embraced you, and honestly, I'm
Speaker 1: I just I would love to one day have my
Speaker 1: own Pixar rendering off my face over with fee. I
Speaker 1: will take it over wicky fee. You upload usually if
Speaker 1: you know anybody to make like Pixar looking feet of
Speaker 1: yours and put those on with like look at Danny's
Speaker 1: feet when she was in round bricks there. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: what's new? What's nearly? You're you're living in l A,
Speaker 1: still enjoying the web here. I am, um nothing, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm just working. I'm in developed Mint, which we all
Speaker 1: love and enjoy. And uh, one of the shows I
Speaker 1: wrote on, Girls on the Bus is coming out on
Speaker 1: HBO Max, I think next year. It's filming right now.
Speaker 1: And another film, another show that I wrote on, also
Speaker 1: at HBO Max, called More, just announced its cast on
Speaker 1: Deadline this week. So you know, slowly but surely, things
Speaker 1: that I've worked on for years are starting to come out.
Speaker 1: So I never thought you were lying when you said
Speaker 1: you like, trust me, this stuff is coming on, Like
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I think it's it's you have
Speaker 1: no idea how hard I mean they worked on Coco
Speaker 1: for six years. I just could I would leave. I
Speaker 1: would be like, I'm too vain. I need people to
Speaker 1: know that I'm actually doing something and I'm not just
Speaker 1: you know, because everyone's like, what are you working, and
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, uh, I got, I got a script,
Speaker 1: you know, I got I got something. I like the
Speaker 1: idea of you talking ship, Like, can y'all get Coco done?
Speaker 1: Otherwise I'm gonna have to move on. I don't know
Speaker 1: if I wanted to do with this. It's like Oscar
Speaker 1: winning masterpiece, and I'm like, I just need the light.
Speaker 1: I need the Instagram likes, y'all. I'm sorry, give me
Speaker 1: something to upload. You know. It's really hard as a
Speaker 1: creator to too, especially with COVID pushed so many projects
Speaker 1: that I was working on for years. I'm not kidding,
Speaker 1: like literally knocked it back a year or two in
Speaker 1: the slate of things, and as we're seeing a lot
Speaker 1: of changeover in mergers, which we might be talking about
Speaker 1: today but really affects us as creators, and so I
Speaker 1: feel like, I don't know. Sometimes I feel like I
Speaker 1: got benched, and I was watching a lot of people play,
Speaker 1: you know, getting to go back into filming, and a
Speaker 1: lot of the things that I'm personally developing that I'm
Speaker 1: set to also acting and starring got pushed a year
Speaker 1: or two, and that feels like a year or two
Speaker 1: of your life got put on hold. So yeah, that's
Speaker 1: like the same thing. I remember when like Joey Clift
Speaker 1: was first talking about working on Spirit Rangers and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, dope, and he's like, in like maybe
Speaker 1: two and a half years, right, we're there. Now we're there,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, I remember that ship. I remember that.
Speaker 1: I remember that. All right, Danny, we're gonna get to
Speaker 1: know you even more. Be first, you gotta let everybody
Speaker 1: know what the f we are talking about. I just
Speaker 1: got check in with Fox News because it's time for
Speaker 1: a good old fashioned Fox fear fest over there with
Speaker 1: this week's villain du jour Halloween Fentanel Watch out you all,
Speaker 1: it looks like sweet tarts. Then we'll talk about how
Speaker 1: hurricanes cannot stop the hustle at one workplace in Florida,
Speaker 1: very very strange interaction with the boss and their employees.
Speaker 1: Then we will do I'm Glad my mom died, King
Speaker 1: Charles Edition, just to check in with the throne there
Speaker 1: because you know, King Chuck, his money's coming out in
Speaker 1: a little bit, and we'll just the dust has settled,
Speaker 1: there's some new details, uh, And we'll also talk about
Speaker 1: how the royal family is freaking out about the crown again,
Speaker 1: because we haven't talked about that since that little teaser dropped.
Speaker 1: But first, Danny, what is something from your search history
Speaker 1: that reveals something about you or what you looking at? Mutually,
Speaker 1: it would be that I looked up try guys and
Speaker 1: when is mercury retrograde? Over in retrograde? Have been retro
Speaker 1: We've been in retrograde since September. Yeah, since at the
Speaker 1: beginning of September. Multiple planets have been in retrograde. I
Speaker 1: truly don't right now if people believe in it or not.
Speaker 1: It has ruined my life. It just makes communication super off,
Speaker 1: and that has and transportation and like does they travel
Speaker 1: with travel technology? And yeah, man, okay, what was the
Speaker 1: first one you said? Try guys? Okay, this was so
Speaker 1: funny because like on Reddit there's like a thing called
Speaker 1: black people Twitter where this is like the best black
Speaker 1: Twitter takes, and like one of them, I was getting upvoided.
Speaker 1: It was like, look, y'all, I knew what a Harry
Speaker 1: Styles was, I knew what Adam Levine was. I don't
Speaker 1: know what the funk ned from try guys is. I
Speaker 1: did two white people scandals this month and I sorry,
Speaker 1: I just we'll try again in October was the take,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I remember, and so many older
Speaker 1: people too, are people who didn't grow up with like
Speaker 1: in the YouTube generation, Like what the why is this
Speaker 1: the trending thing? And I don't. I didn't even know
Speaker 1: that they all had like their own personalities. I didn't
Speaker 1: know there. I learned a lot over the past two
Speaker 1: days on the internet. My favorite tweet of those was like,
Speaker 1: do you think this is white people's D's and Merrow breakup?
Speaker 1: And I think it's inadequate. I'm dead. I'm dead. Yeah,
Speaker 1: make your band about your wife if you plan on
Speaker 1: cheating gun here it just seems like it's it's not
Speaker 1: a good way forward. Yeah. I love that cheaters are
Speaker 1: getting out in like it's just fun. It makes me happy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so did you search? Because you didn't? You knew nothing
Speaker 1: of the try guys, you like, I remember it as
Speaker 1: a concept, but no, I mean I haven't really watched
Speaker 1: any of their their stuff. But I was like, who,
Speaker 1: I just I don't know his nosey, I'm like, who, who,
Speaker 1: what does he look like? Of course he looks like that,
Speaker 1: and of course you're cheating on your wife, but she's
Speaker 1: five times prettier than you, takes care of your children. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I just wanted to put a name to a face,
Speaker 1: and it was hard. Somebody posted the wrong white guy
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, I'm fascinated to know the drama
Speaker 1: behind this man. And then they corrected them and they
Speaker 1: were like, I don't care, I'm still going to use
Speaker 1: this guy. Yeah. Wow. Like it's the other thing that's
Speaker 1: really interesting, like, is if you have like a creative group.
Speaker 1: I guess it's a bad look when it's you're one
Speaker 1: of the members embroils you in a scandal. But I
Speaker 1: like the way they were like, yo, man, we can't
Speaker 1: move forward with him anymore. Oh we don't know why,
Speaker 1: right what happened because the person he slept with was
Speaker 1: a member of their team, was an employee. Oh my goodness. Okay,
Speaker 1: see what the funk is wrong with people? He messed
Speaker 1: up twice? Was crap, Like I'm just reading this now.
Speaker 1: This is from ned Fulmer So for people don't know,
Speaker 1: we talked about on trending. This this is the guy
Speaker 1: from try Guys do your own Googling, and he cheated
Speaker 1: on his wife They're like, Yo, we can't funk with
Speaker 1: this guy. We've split ways with this man. Then he
Speaker 1: posted this family should have always been my priority, but
Speaker 1: I I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for any pain that my actions may have
Speaker 1: caused to the guys and the fans, but to most
Speaker 1: of all, to Ariel. The only thing that matters right
Speaker 1: now is my marriage and my children, and that's where
Speaker 1: I'm going to focus my attention. Damn most of all,
Speaker 1: but I'll mention you last. Sorry to fans and co workers,
Speaker 1: also my wife, and most of all that sorry to
Speaker 1: that woman over there, And I'm sorry to that woman.
Speaker 1: I don't know who this is, and I'm sorry to
Speaker 1: this woman. Okay, well, yeah, ned, come on now. Overrated
Speaker 1: Danny was something you think? Is that? Okay? I love
Speaker 1: that this is something that Tom Hanks thinks is overrated.
Speaker 1: But I love that he said that he's only made
Speaker 1: like four pretty good movies in his career. He's okay.
Speaker 1: I just love the fact that he's not taking film
Speaker 1: like too seriously. And I know he probably said it offhanded.
Speaker 1: And now it's like all over like Deadline and Variety
Speaker 1: in Hollywood, reporter, and that's unfortunate. But I love the
Speaker 1: fact that he here's mine, here's here's what I think
Speaker 1: it has to be. At least Toy Story has to
Speaker 1: be in there, right, Okay, no, at least one. So
Speaker 1: we only have three left. We know Toy Story has
Speaker 1: to be in there. I'm sorry, but I'm also going
Speaker 1: to have to put cast Away, right, I have to wait.
Speaker 1: Castaway does not make my top four. What himself for
Speaker 1: a whole hour we carried a film for by himself.
Speaker 1: Perhaps this is his perhaps this is as great as
Speaker 1: acting performance, but isn't his best film. I think Road
Speaker 1: to Perdition for me is number one. Like it surpasses
Speaker 1: anything else he's ever done. It's so dark and dreamy
Speaker 1: and devastating. I love I agree with you with Toy Story.
Speaker 1: And then I think Philadelphia Story or just Philadelphia, Philadelphia,
Speaker 1: Philadelphia got to be like, yeah, nails it. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: like it's probably one of his most like in terms
Speaker 1: of powerful acting. That was definitely one where I was
Speaker 1: like the guy from Joe versus Volcano. Like I remember
Speaker 1: as a kid going to see it and that it
Speaker 1: was heavy, but like my parents were never like shying
Speaker 1: away from Ship because like the subject matter and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, the fun going on in
Speaker 1: Philadelphia and there's like it's not just Philadelphia. But yeah,
Speaker 1: my other one that's on there because I had to
Speaker 1: put a rom com because he's the king, like he
Speaker 1: was the King, and this is I think one of
Speaker 1: the most The reason why I put this is I
Speaker 1: think it's one of the most iconic rom coms and
Speaker 1: it's probably not the one that people normally pick for him,
Speaker 1: but I gotta go with You've Got Mail. I gotta
Speaker 1: go with You've Got Mail. It is one of the
Speaker 1: best rom coms. So I'm I'm sorry that's the one
Speaker 1: that I probably You've Got Mail is a great suggestion. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I knew you. I like how you went. You
Speaker 1: thought we're going to Seattle. Hell No, heard mostly in
Speaker 1: that and it's weird, weird. I'm sorry. The end is weird.
Speaker 1: It weirds me out. And I just love oh X
Speaker 1: Fox books, Yes you know how to spell fox and
Speaker 1: the don't make it off for me? My fourth is
Speaker 1: that thing you do? Okay, I'm done. Yeah, that movie
Speaker 1: everything He's is that more of an ensemble cast giving
Speaker 1: us the energy. Can we call is it his best performance. No,
Speaker 1: is it a great movie? Yes? Maybe, but yeah, I
Speaker 1: would say maybe his best film. And he directed it
Speaker 1: and wrote it, so he was pulling a lot of
Speaker 1: strings and the movie is so good. So then when
Speaker 1: he says, I've only made four pretty good films, and
Speaker 1: then I will count that thing you Do, because isn't
Speaker 1: his whole thing like Playtne Like wasn't. The name of
Speaker 1: his production company is Playtne now, based after Playtone Records
Speaker 1: from that Thing you Do? Okay, call me Spartacus. I've
Speaker 1: been there, a league of their own. Does that rank
Speaker 1: for anybody? Okay, listen, he wrote, I think he's off
Speaker 1: on for You've made many a great film coming, but
Speaker 1: I've only made four good things and one of him
Speaker 1: is not chet. Yeah. Oh did you see him at
Speaker 1: that fucking weird Christian event? He didn't Yo this dude,
Speaker 1: he's in trouble man. He he was like pacing the
Speaker 1: stage at like a religious event and he's like, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm want to talk about how it was saved and
Speaker 1: I'm not going to talk about some bullshit and he's
Speaker 1: like being really he's swearing, and like this dude comes up.
Speaker 1: He's like, yo, this is a family event. Man like
Speaker 1: calling that down, he goes, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: He's like, what you're gonna do? Come up here? That's
Speaker 1: what I thought. And he's like, okay, and then he
Speaker 1: realizes he's he's like, he's like, and I'm sorry that
Speaker 1: I am cursing at you, but uh and if you
Speaker 1: are offended, just please take your kids away. But I
Speaker 1: don't give a funk. And you're like, oh wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of another one that's also. Oh,
Speaker 1: Forrest Gump. I felt like it's his awesome I mean,
Speaker 1: Academy Award winning I don't know. Forrest Gump is a
Speaker 1: like one of those films that you at the time
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, that made me feel good, and then
Speaker 1: you watch it again you're like, this is all never need. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's I feel like I feel like he would probably
Speaker 1: put that on there. But also the movie that made
Speaker 1: him the most money, I think because he had some
Speaker 1: kind of oh he invested a bunch of money up
Speaker 1: front because the studio didn't believe in the movie and
Speaker 1: got ship trying to point something back in need a
Speaker 1: lot of money off of that movie. Yeah, and a
Speaker 1: cloud outlas. I won't forget Cloud outlets both choices. It's bed.
Speaker 1: We had a platform, and this is cloud. His hair
Speaker 1: in the Da Vinci code, not him in the Da
Speaker 1: Vinci code. His hairy Okay, yes, his wardrobe and catch
Speaker 1: me if you can. His accent and Elvis accent has
Speaker 1: to walk right, because then you can take away things
Speaker 1: that just bring your joy. That's the other thing is
Speaker 1: like I'm not his his whole energy or his The
Speaker 1: draw to him isn't that he's making the best films
Speaker 1: all the time. It's like, look at this dude who
Speaker 1: seems really kind. Yeah, like you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: just got big un one. Anyway, Danny, what's something you
Speaker 1: think is underrated? You are going to laugh, Oh, we underrated?
Speaker 1: I think this says over Okay. Underrated I think is
Speaker 1: being like older, not older, but like I think a
Speaker 1: lot of people overrate your youth when I think when
Speaker 1: I think of my youth, which I guess I'm still
Speaker 1: technically in like two veterans in our business, but like,
Speaker 1: when I actually think of my youth, it's very like
Speaker 1: your college days or whatever. You're heartbroken most of the time.
Speaker 1: You're the people you're having sex with are probably just
Speaker 1: okay at it. You're broke, You're you're not advanced enough
Speaker 1: in your career, like you don't have enough of a
Speaker 1: resume to actually like do anything that you actually want
Speaker 1: to do. So I think, like all I see on
Speaker 1: Twitter and TikTok is like a lot of like age
Speaker 1: shaming constantly, and I'm like, actually, I think everyone's afraid
Speaker 1: to not be in their twenties anymore. And I'm like, actually,
Speaker 1: you technically normally have more money, you're a little bit wiser,
Speaker 1: your dating life hopefully is better. At least you have
Speaker 1: and word and yeah, so I actually I'm here in
Speaker 1: the identity of you, hopefully stronger friend networks, hopefully worked
Speaker 1: out whatever crap was going on with you and your parents.
Speaker 1: Like there's a lot of stuff you get over, like
Speaker 1: past your twenties. It's it's so much more beautiful on
Speaker 1: the other side of twenty nine. I just so it
Speaker 1: was weird to me as I was turning thirty and like,
Speaker 1: why are people upset about this? It's right where people
Speaker 1: are upset for you when you're like, no, I'm actually
Speaker 1: like the best I've been in my career. I remember
Speaker 1: I was out with her majesty. We were traveling somewhere
Speaker 1: and it was her birthday and we were with this
Speaker 1: like we'd we had like talked to this young couple
Speaker 1: at a bar and they were like in their early twenties.
Speaker 1: You could tell they were young as funk because they
Speaker 1: were like, oh, like they were like we just met
Speaker 1: on Tinder and blah blah blah. And I was like,
Speaker 1: get John and like I'm twenty two and we're like
Speaker 1: how about And I was like they're like why are
Speaker 1: you And I'm like, oh, it's her birthday and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: how old you turned? This was like when she turned thirty.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh thirty, And they said the girl in
Speaker 1: the in the we'll say, oh that's okay children, so
Speaker 1: sincerely she said, it's so sinceres like, oh that's okay,
Speaker 1: that's okay, Like what the fun? But yeah, it's true.
Speaker 1: We were just talking about this with Dramas when he
Speaker 1: was on is how much like I would say, I
Speaker 1: spent most of my twenties avoiding living, truly avoiding feeling,
Speaker 1: avoiding like like reckonings that would really make my life better.
Speaker 1: And then as you get older and those things happy
Speaker 1: like ship man I'll take this ship every day over
Speaker 1: you know, the chaos of my youth. I'm still young,
Speaker 1: but you know my but yeah, we're still but my
Speaker 1: naive time. Yeah, exactly exactly. All right, well let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break. We'll come back and we'll just talk
Speaker 1: about some spooky stuff since Halloween's around the corner. I
Speaker 1: guess by a month. Whatever, deal with it. We'll be
Speaker 1: right back. Yeah, and we're back, and uh, it's time
Speaker 1: for a good old fashioned, like I said, Fox fearfest
Speaker 1: because the GOP is currently in an identity crisis heading
Speaker 1: into the mid midterms this week. There are just so
Speaker 1: many stories of like journalists looking at candidate pages for
Speaker 1: Republicans going into the mid terms, everybody's scrubbing their forced
Speaker 1: birth beliefs all of a sudden. You're not gonna hear anything.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna say anything about that on there, although
Speaker 1: I do believe it. But on my website it has
Speaker 1: gone Donald Trump never heard of them. Don't even do
Speaker 1: a command off on this page because you won't find
Speaker 1: Trump at all. Okay, that's just because I'm I totally
Speaker 1: get it. His stock is bummiting with independence. And that's
Speaker 1: why right now They're like really confused. What are they
Speaker 1: to do? All the xenophobia and misogyny is working against them,
Speaker 1: So what now? And I think they've gone back to
Speaker 1: their good friend defentinel freak out. Kevin McCarthy earlier promised like,
Speaker 1: as a way to be like, you know, and when
Speaker 1: we take back the house, kids are not going to
Speaker 1: have to worry about their their kids eight balls having
Speaker 1: Fenton all in it, because we will secure the border.
Speaker 1: And Ione was like, wait, I'm sorry, what that? The
Speaker 1: The take here is that the drug war that you're
Speaker 1: always against is now that like, hey, drug users can
Speaker 1: rejoice in the safety of the drugs that they're consuming
Speaker 1: because of draconian border pause. Whatever. Fine, And then there
Speaker 1: was this whole Commitment to America pledge they keep talking about,
Speaker 1: where it's like, you know, the commitment to America, it's
Speaker 1: it's not really an agenda that they have. It's not
Speaker 1: even fully formed. It's just a buzzword, like I've there's
Speaker 1: no real text to it, at least that I've seen
Speaker 1: that makes any kind of sense. So the fentanyl panic
Speaker 1: continued on Fox, where they had all star team of
Speaker 1: Absolute Knobs deciding to give their take to freak out
Speaker 1: the viewers at home. So first I just wanted the
Speaker 1: first part is them just being like, oh, fucking trick
Speaker 1: or treat is going to ruin your fucking life. So
Speaker 1: let's first check in with Janine Pierro and Jesse Waters,
Speaker 1: just first kicking off how this is relevant to the
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving I'm sorry, the Halloween period and why that is
Speaker 1: extra spooky masks and gloves and then they pill it
Speaker 1: up in plastic and then they distribute it. It's very
Speaker 1: hard to detect, you know, Dana. I mean young children
Speaker 1: now going out to trick or treat. I mean basically,
Speaker 1: parents have a decision to make you don't let your
Speaker 1: kids get that candy. It doesn't mean the person giving
Speaker 1: it out is intending to go harm throw away all
Speaker 1: the nerds and the sweet tearts. Yeah, that's the end
Speaker 1: of the Jessie or you decide it's not You're not
Speaker 1: gonna There's not gonna be massive Halloween parading. There's going
Speaker 1: to be small groups with families that we know, we're
Speaker 1: going to do this in our backyard. And that's how
Speaker 1: are in our basement were going to do it. I
Speaker 1: don't understand, So so what what Okay, okay, Christ of
Speaker 1: all as a fun with that kid, like give the
Speaker 1: children their sweethearts, Okay, let them live. And I don't
Speaker 1: know drugs, Like that's just not a thing that's going
Speaker 1: to happen. No, Well, this happens every year, right, This
Speaker 1: is always a conservative freak out during Halloween. It's all
Speaker 1: Last year it was mostly edibles again because like states
Speaker 1: are legalizing we and they're like, they're gonna get your
Speaker 1: kids high, and every person who's ever used drugs, like
Speaker 1: I will not give my drugs away for free. Also,
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in pranking kids. Also, people who are
Speaker 1: fucked up probably aren't trying to be involved with trick
Speaker 1: or treating. Anything in my house is not open for
Speaker 1: trick or treaters are next door, please, exactly in my
Speaker 1: room melting watching hocus Focus. I actually looked this up,
Speaker 1: and there have been no cases of strangers killing or
Speaker 1: permanently injuring children that has been proven. And so it
Speaker 1: turns out, so this story, like you said, appears in
Speaker 1: the media every year, and the actual cause of death
Speaker 1: whenever whenever that this shows up, has been shown that
Speaker 1: these children did not die from eating candy given to
Speaker 1: them by strangers. However, in rare cases, adult family members
Speaker 1: have spread this story in an effort to cover up
Speaker 1: murder or accidental death. So that so in nineteen seventy
Speaker 1: it started, there was a five year old boy in
Speaker 1: Detroit who died after eating his uncle's heroin the family
Speaker 1: attempted to protect the uncle by claiming the drug had
Speaker 1: been sprinkled in the child's Halloween candy. Then there was
Speaker 1: another instance in nineteen seventy four. So this was like
Speaker 1: as the start. The seventies, eighties and nineties was when
Speaker 1: this was really and obviously is still today. In nineteen
Speaker 1: seventy four, there was an eight year old Timothy O'Brien
Speaker 1: from Texas who died after eating cyanide lace package of
Speaker 1: pixie sticks. Turns out it was his father who was
Speaker 1: trying to kill him and claim life insurance. So so
Speaker 1: it's never been, it's never been. I know, it's it's
Speaker 1: terrifying and so and then and then I have one
Speaker 1: other thing, is I looked up the razor blade myth right, Yes,
Speaker 1: And so it turns out that advice you know, ask
Speaker 1: landers or dear Abbey, that people were writing into them
Speaker 1: and so and said in recent years that have there
Speaker 1: have been reports of people with twisted minds putting razor
Speaker 1: blades and poison and taffy apples and Halloween candy. It
Speaker 1: is no longer safe to let your child eat treats
Speaker 1: that come from strangers. This was in So that's how
Speaker 1: like putting that publication in something that people read that
Speaker 1: this kind of took off. Yeah, and this is all
Speaker 1: again like, remember, this is all part of the conservative agenda,
Speaker 1: which is to put people in such a zone of
Speaker 1: fear and distrust and mistrust of the people around you
Speaker 1: that they're like autocratic fascist agenda. Will is like the
Speaker 1: only thing that will feel like an antidote to any
Speaker 1: of this, right, because it's like, I mean, my kids
Speaker 1: can't treat treat because they got rainbow fentanyl and they're
Speaker 1: telling my kids of what trans means and all that.
Speaker 1: I don't know. This is not the world I want
Speaker 1: to live in. Please, someone come and brutalize all these people.
Speaker 1: And you know, the d A the d e A
Speaker 1: like also responded. They were like unequipp of a goal.
Speaker 1: They're just like, look, bro, where the fucking feds. And
Speaker 1: we love a drug war, honey, we do, but we
Speaker 1: have not found any connection to drug imports and Halloween
Speaker 1: murder campaigns or thematically colored fucking fennel that killed kids.
Speaker 1: Jesse Waters tried to also really make it like the
Speaker 1: whole other point of this sort of segment was to
Speaker 1: also just kind of keep slamming Biden, because like, the
Speaker 1: whole underpinnings of this is like, our kids are dying,
Speaker 1: They're being murdered by China and we have to stop it.
Speaker 1: And this is the thing where Janine Pierro was like, well,
Speaker 1: it's coming from China. This is like Ala, They're they're
Speaker 1: declaring a war on us, trying to murder our people.
Speaker 1: What are we supposed to do? Jesse Waters really came
Speaker 1: through with his you know, if if I was Joe Byron,
Speaker 1: let me tell you what I would do. It's not
Speaker 1: a good idea. He could launch a cyber attack on
Speaker 1: the Chinese. That's what I would do. They're going to
Speaker 1: declare drug war in America a cyber attack because that's
Speaker 1: how serious it is. You can make so much money
Speaker 1: off of fednel on the street. You get a kilo
Speaker 1: of fednel four thousand dollars wholesale on the street, you
Speaker 1: could make one point two million dollars cocaine and heroin method.
Speaker 1: You can't even make close to that on the street
Speaker 1: and you can't trip. Okay, I'm sorry you've been hanging
Speaker 1: with Matt Gates. The funk was that How did he
Speaker 1: go from being like cyber attacked China too, I have
Speaker 1: a plan to sell drugs illegantly because that's what they
Speaker 1: make a ton of money. He suddenly became the Nino
Speaker 1: Brown of Fox News right there and be like, man,
Speaker 1: you're not making the same cuts on heron or cocaine.
Speaker 1: You could three x like what the okay? So then
Speaker 1: to make this even more absurd, Sharon Osborne is on
Speaker 1: this panel. Fucking Sharon Osborne. I don't. I mean, I
Speaker 1: know she was ousted from the Woke as View or whatever,
Speaker 1: but they just trying to wrap this segment up. It's
Speaker 1: something like, and what about you over there England? What's
Speaker 1: your can you also add to this to give this
Speaker 1: segment a little international flavor of ignorance? Uh? And here
Speaker 1: is nobody asked Sharon Osborne about her take on it,
Speaker 1: but I guess here's Sharon Osborne. You know the Sharon
Speaker 1: China does not have a drug problem. I understand because
Speaker 1: they could be because their punishment is death. I like
Speaker 1: how they fucked up there, like their propaganda improv at
Speaker 1: the beginning. And you know in China, you know why
Speaker 1: it's not a problem over there. She's like, yeah, because
Speaker 1: they send it over here. She's like, no, girl, Remember
Speaker 1: we're trying to say Chinese people, they killed the drug dealers,
Speaker 1: right because they put them to death. That's right, Janine,
Speaker 1: I am good at this. They go on to I
Speaker 1: don't know, keep pushing this point literally, and so what's
Speaker 1: going on in the real It's at the UK too.
Speaker 1: You have people selling it to school kids that wait
Speaker 1: outside schools. It's it's it's everywhere there too. But the
Speaker 1: thing is, these people who were caught selling it should
Speaker 1: be put in jail for life. They should be sent
Speaker 1: away for life because when you're a dealer, you are
Speaker 1: killing people the same thing definition of the law. This
Speaker 1: is such a low energy propaganda, Like I can't handle it.
Speaker 1: I mean, they should go to jail for their life
Speaker 1: because when you are a drug dealer, you are a
Speaker 1: desperate person with no other financial means or ways to
Speaker 1: generate Wait, wait, no, that's a that's a sympathetic view
Speaker 1: of what a drug dealers. They are killers, they're murderers. Yeah. Also,
Speaker 1: did you you'll have anyone ever proposition you at school,
Speaker 1: like I wish, I wish someone came up. It was me.
Speaker 1: I was the one proposition in your Yeah, exactly. I
Speaker 1: wasn't outside the school, motherfucker. I was in the classroom
Speaker 1: with them. I'm like, hey, what's up? What you need? Man?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah I got that. I got the Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Honda yeah yeah. The other one though, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: by the homies. That's how it's done, Sharon. Have me
Speaker 1: on your show and let you know how these kids
Speaker 1: don't they're this is nothing. Is like the fucking Dare
Speaker 1: program from forty years ago. That's probably the first time
Speaker 1: you heard about street drums, especially at the schools your
Speaker 1: kids are attending, ma'am. Okay, especially you want to talk
Speaker 1: about private schools in l A. Stop it ridiculous. Okay.
Speaker 1: I did want to say, before anyone writes me about
Speaker 1: the Halloween candy thing, that there was one dentist in
Speaker 1: nineteen fifty nine who who hand out chocolate covered laxatives
Speaker 1: as a joke and uh, like thirty kids had had
Speaker 1: a really rough night. So that was that was one
Speaker 1: incidents in nineteen fifty nine. I don't I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I like, yeah, dentists don't have the best, so we're
Speaker 1: not Did you see that one video on the internet
Speaker 1: where the dentist was trying to get the syringe from
Speaker 1: the assistant and the guy was trying to thought they
Speaker 1: were trying to make the hand heart to complete it,
Speaker 1: and the doctors like, stop that ship work. He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to fucking fill your fucking cavities. Knocked the
Speaker 1: knocked this ship off. Anyway, Well, let's move on from
Speaker 1: the scariness of a manufactured like fentonel propaganda thing to
Speaker 1: the scariness of capitalism and hustle culture. Hurricane I at
Speaker 1: President I know, is in the midst of touching down
Speaker 1: in Florida, UM and if you are in the area,
Speaker 1: but please be safe. My thoughts are with you. So far,
Speaker 1: it has left Cuba without power and two fatalities in Florida. Again.
Speaker 1: Florida officials have warned people of the severity of the
Speaker 1: storm and encouraged many to evacuate since once the storm
Speaker 1: hits emergency Since once the storm hits our emergency vehicles,
Speaker 1: they can't go to get them, so they're yop you
Speaker 1: this is this isn't a fucking joke. So in clear Water,
Speaker 1: they declared a state of emergency Tuesday and Panellis County
Speaker 1: began issuing evacuation orders Monday, and most people have been
Speaker 1: focused on the safety of their loved ones. But at
Speaker 1: postcard Mania, a postcard marketing company in Clearwater, Florida, the
Speaker 1: concern is apparently on never stopping the fucking grisigned. The
Speaker 1: CEO of the clear Water based company has been telling
Speaker 1: employees to come in because we got money to make
Speaker 1: child This is what the CEO was like saying on
Speaker 1: a zoom call to employees on Monday, quote, if you
Speaker 1: want to leave your home and you're being told to
Speaker 1: leave your home, and you feel like you should and
Speaker 1: you have no place to go, postcard Mania is probably
Speaker 1: the safest place to be in Florida, CEO Joy Candusa
Speaker 1: told employees on Monday, and then said, anyway, bring your pets,
Speaker 1: bring your kids, bring everybody to PCM. Obviously you feeling
Speaker 1: safe and comfortable is of the utmost importance. But I
Speaker 1: honestly want to continue to deliver and I want to
Speaker 1: have a good end of quarter. And when the hurricane
Speaker 1: turns into nothing. I don't want it to be like great,
Speaker 1: we all stopped producing because of the media and that
Speaker 1: maybe it was just going to be terrible. Joy is
Speaker 1: a capitalist and she wants everyone to know because she's
Speaker 1: part of the machine and happy to be a cog
Speaker 1: in it. Girl, What are you gonna be? Joy? Where
Speaker 1: are will you be there on at PCM at Postcard Mania? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I I flew up to Boston. M I love that
Speaker 1: they put PCM was built to withstand category five wins. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is so, what's wold this? So the insistence, right
Speaker 1: is that, yeah, it's like her going it's probably gonna
Speaker 1: be nothing. No, it just killed two Cuban people, Okay,
Speaker 1: and they're they're warning of the terrible storm surge that's
Speaker 1: coming and they point to the sixty nine thousand square
Speaker 1: foot campus that they really feel is safe. So these
Speaker 1: text messages that we're saying that Danny's talking about, these
Speaker 1: were texts that were actually sent to employees from their business. PCM.
Speaker 1: Postcard Media was built to withstand Cat five wins. We
Speaker 1: would like to continue to service our national clients if
Speaker 1: we can bring your kids to work on Tuesday and
Speaker 1: Wednesday this week. Next text, we will have movies and fun.
Speaker 1: I think it's a camera balloon emoji for them. Cool.
Speaker 1: Then from the CEO, what pennywise, we'll be here at yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly then and then the next one is this text
Speaker 1: is from Joy. I've lived here for over thirty years.
Speaker 1: There's always more hype in the media than any storm
Speaker 1: that has ever hit here. Postcard Menia is the best
Speaker 1: place to be. It's super strong. Bring your pets if
Speaker 1: you feel the need. The misspelled the t. If you
Speaker 1: feel tat need, I doubt in the end you will
Speaker 1: really need to. We are not closing, we are working.
Speaker 1: We'll make it super fun for the kids. Ce US
Speaker 1: staff meeting. Here's several things. I bet you guys don't
Speaker 1: know what kids do for fun. Okay, you give them
Speaker 1: an iPad and whatever game system they're having, and you're
Speaker 1: they're good. Okay, maybe be light hand some food. There's
Speaker 1: some snacks in there. The kids are fine. But I
Speaker 1: also just can't imagine the humor is sup used to
Speaker 1: take to Like, yeah, I know the entire town is
Speaker 1: leaving because the governmental body said, Yo, it's unsafe here.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go ahead and demand that you come
Speaker 1: to work. I mean, we want to finish the I
Speaker 1: thought she was starting out slide where like every employer
Speaker 1: that we've had would would say something like that, like
Speaker 1: you know, if you if if you feel the need
Speaker 1: to come into work, I don't want to stop you.
Speaker 1: So like you know you're safe here if you if
Speaker 1: your home floods, you know you have a place with us.
Speaker 1: We are your family. You know. They always use that line.
Speaker 1: But and so I was like, man, that's really sly,
Speaker 1: like you wouldn't you know, you couldn't use that against her.
Speaker 1: But then to be like and I want to finish
Speaker 1: quarters strong, like just completely gave that away when I
Speaker 1: want to I want to continue to produce like that.
Speaker 1: And I hate that we all stopped producing because of
Speaker 1: the media and then may be that it was going
Speaker 1: to be terrible, Like that sounds like a company that
Speaker 1: is about to fold. Can you think it's like we
Speaker 1: got Christmas rush? And if these sayings aren't on point,
Speaker 1: homework is gonna beat us for it's a postcard marketing things.
Speaker 1: So I feel like it's like they make more like
Speaker 1: postcards that you can use as marketing stuff, like for
Speaker 1: your business, Like you know when you go to birds
Speaker 1: next to UCB, and they got those two little girls.
Speaker 1: Give that little girl given the finger on the postcard. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: just something they're like a direct mail thing. It makes
Speaker 1: sense because direct mail and feel like it's like already
Speaker 1: so intrusive that your boss at a direct marketing thing,
Speaker 1: like hey man, you gotta commit that. It's like you
Speaker 1: just gotta keep these numbers turning. But the great thing
Speaker 1: to see or just tragic is once these posts went
Speaker 1: public and went viral and people's outrage started hitting the
Speaker 1: CEO's inbox, she just this is her this is what
Speaker 1: she said now quote. I know this has been a
Speaker 1: stressful time, and I want to apologize to anyone who
Speaker 1: were seeved our text message and felt that it came
Speaker 1: across as insensitive. That text did not accurately reflect how
Speaker 1: seriously we were taking this storm and everyone's safety, and
Speaker 1: I regret that it was set without better judgment. We
Speaker 1: never intended to make people feel like they had to
Speaker 1: come into work when they need to evacuate or take
Speaker 1: other hurricane percautions. Don't mean things, no, quite literally, you
Speaker 1: said we never bring your children. Okay, how does it
Speaker 1: feel like? What do you say we never intended to
Speaker 1: make people feel like that and be like we're open.
Speaker 1: I'll see y'all at the staff meeting. Bring your motherfucking kids.
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk. Okay, that's aggressive, but yeah,
Speaker 1: movies and fun for them, like honestly no. Like to
Speaker 1: your point, Joe, well, like I know how like you,
Speaker 1: you know how to get kids to just zone out.
Speaker 1: It's called fucking games, iPads and heard where storms have
Speaker 1: all the kids know the drill? Is we getting in
Speaker 1: the car? Or are we battened down the hatches? We
Speaker 1: got our sandbags and are pads and like external batteries
Speaker 1: and we're good. I just the goal because I know
Speaker 1: there was nothing in there. Like for somebody who has
Speaker 1: had to organize safety for people before. There's no additional checks.
Speaker 1: It's not like, um, we're gonna have food like sindust
Speaker 1: your dietary restrictions. It's not if we have to huddle
Speaker 1: in here for five days. These are our safety coordinators
Speaker 1: and and the state knows where we are in case
Speaker 1: we need to be evacuated at a later There's no
Speaker 1: additional kind of information about how we're going to keep
Speaker 1: you safe. It's just f this storm come to work,
Speaker 1: which is bananas, and I hope there's just a mass
Speaker 1: quitting after this, just a giant exodus of people. And
Speaker 1: then this article and this Vice article that like was
Speaker 1: telling the story. They were talking to other employees and
Speaker 1: people like, yo, this place was trash. And honestly, that
Speaker 1: fucking email was all I had to do with us
Speaker 1: speed up my fucking job search for the next thing.
Speaker 1: I was already planning and leaven in a month, but
Speaker 1: now I gotta get the funk out now. Can you
Speaker 1: imagine risking your life from no host card Mania to
Speaker 1: I can't. There's nothing like family. Family. There's really the
Speaker 1: only thing like risking my life. When you're saying it
Speaker 1: like that, it wouldn't be weed, it wouldn't be video games,
Speaker 1: damn it. She's not gonna be my job. No wow. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So it might be so hard having someone so dumb
Speaker 1: as your boss, Like it's just the American at that
Speaker 1: the truth, it's the American way. It's like you, the
Speaker 1: person at the top is always the dumbest person, And
Speaker 1: it's just every American workplace is everybody who is the
Speaker 1: position beneath like the head of the like the company
Speaker 1: being like scratching their head, being like this person is
Speaker 1: so fucking off their ship, like they're not even close
Speaker 1: to reality. Why they keep riding that segue around the
Speaker 1: stupid All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be
Speaker 1: back to dish on the Royals right after this. And
Speaker 1: we're back. And it's not just Janete McCurdy who was
Speaker 1: glad their mom died, King Charles also because now he's
Speaker 1: the king and now that the official period of mourning
Speaker 1: has passed for Libby two, it's now it's time to
Speaker 1: see what has happened, now that the dust has settled,
Speaker 1: Just a couple of this kind of quick things to
Speaker 1: touch on. His space will be on bank notes and
Speaker 1: coins starting in the middle of so get ready for that.
Speaker 1: Which face does he get to choose? You? It has
Speaker 1: to be this one right his current because that's when
Speaker 1: he was named king exactly something with my regal visage
Speaker 1: upon it. No, I would not want, I wouldn't. I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I would want like my two year old face or
Speaker 1: something on this not where he's at now. He looks
Speaker 1: like someone put him in the microwave for a couple
Speaker 1: Do you think if he was in a like if
Speaker 1: he was in a Pixar movie. He could be like, Yo, actually,
Speaker 1: could you put my Pixar rendering with like the monster's ink? Like, no,
Speaker 1: you had got the cloud. You got the cloud as king.
Speaker 1: And I'm just saying, if you're gonna be on money,
Speaker 1: I would want to look good. What's the point of
Speaker 1: being should being on money? Like I think Danny, you
Speaker 1: would feel a little gross if your face was on money,
Speaker 1: Like like you, as the person that you are, I
Speaker 1: think you would want to have fun. I know you're
Speaker 1: you also have a sense of humor, and I feel
Speaker 1: like you would maybe lean into the humor of it
Speaker 1: more than like, no, this is I'm gonna look. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, all of our presidents that are on money
Speaker 1: was at the end of their life. I know for
Speaker 1: Abraham Lincoln it was, But for all the other presidents,
Speaker 1: was at the end of their life that was snapshot
Speaker 1: and put on that bill? Or was it when they
Speaker 1: first you know, Like I'm just saying he I'm just
Speaker 1: saying he doesn't look great. Okay, How does Andrew Jackson
Speaker 1: look the healthiest when he was one of the most
Speaker 1: evil motherfuckers? Like you should look more like ship dude,
Speaker 1: But so do they always have to do this? I
Speaker 1: don't pay attention to British Do they always have to
Speaker 1: change the money when anything else anymore? Yeah? I think
Speaker 1: the Canadian dollar farmember correctly. Like Elizabeth looks younger on
Speaker 1: that right, And that's why like Australians are like, we
Speaker 1: want fucking that, We want the crocodile hunter instead Mr Irwin,
Speaker 1: rather than fucking the queen on such a waste? Do
Speaker 1: they retire though, Like I'm sorry, I'm fascinated by this,
Speaker 1: but that's such a waste, Like we don't do they
Speaker 1: just like take out all those all the ones with
Speaker 1: her face, and they don't know if they're like shelding
Speaker 1: them down or restamping them or I'm not sure. However, Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's UK is like gang, let us know what happens
Speaker 1: to all that? Oh, here we go, here's an article.
Speaker 1: What happens to the bank notes featuring the revered monarch? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I just I think they just start circulating that out.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like when you get new twenties and
Speaker 1: ship like sometimes you're like, oh sho, you got one
Speaker 1: of these old twenties. Okay, drug dealer, So you're not
Speaker 1: interacting with banks and ship. I got a two dollar
Speaker 1: bill and I thought it was so cool, but I
Speaker 1: tried to use it to buy a lottery ticket and
Speaker 1: it rejected it. What like in a machine? Yeah, tacause
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is legal tender. So exactly, this is
Speaker 1: illegal take this money, make this money. Ain't no way
Speaker 1: you could take this from me anyway. Shout out bad
Speaker 1: Boy Records. This is another thing I do want to
Speaker 1: touch on the Royal Family's website, just so you notice
Speaker 1: our our homies have been demoted. Okay, So when you
Speaker 1: go to the Royal Family page on the Royal die
Speaker 1: u K you say, okay, here we go. Members of
Speaker 1: the Royal family. You got obviously the King and then
Speaker 1: A got their own ship. Then we got the Princess
Speaker 1: of Wales. Oh wait, hold on, let me get me.
Speaker 1: They're framing is terrible on this page. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: who designed this website? Let me get actually stacking. There
Speaker 1: we go, so in order, the King, the Queen Consort,
Speaker 1: the Prince of Wales, the Princess of Wales, the earls. Okay,
Speaker 1: who is it? Okay, well who's this other? Oh? The
Speaker 1: Countess of Wessex around Oh ship is that? Uh? Who
Speaker 1: is that is that Hugh Jackman in logan? Oh that's
Speaker 1: Queen the Queen Sister yo her, I'm not tell me
Speaker 1: that doesn't look like Wolverine, Okay, and I'm sorry, no
Speaker 1: dispect to the Princess Royal. So that's how we're at
Speaker 1: the Princess. While we passed Logan. Now we're the Duke
Speaker 1: of Gloucester. Now we got the Dutchess one of those
Speaker 1: white men and they were like, oh, I think it's
Speaker 1: this dude in the corner where he's cut off. Yeah. Look,
Speaker 1: I told you the framing. Whoever did the ux on
Speaker 1: this is or you? I don't know. I'm not into
Speaker 1: web design. Do better. Then you get the Duchess of Gloucester.
Speaker 1: Then we get the Duke of Kent. Where the fuck
Speaker 1: is Harry and Megan? Then we got the Princess Alexandra.
Speaker 1: Hello where you oh ship, there we go the Sussex. Oh,
Speaker 1: there we go the Duchess of Sussex, and in bottom,
Speaker 1: Prince Andrew. They moved Harry and Megan's as all the
Speaker 1: way to the fucking bottom. You know what's funny. This
Speaker 1: is a petty move, like blocking someone that's actually a blessing, right,
Speaker 1: Like if someone I loathe blocks me that somebody have
Speaker 1: to see your face anywhere like casual strains what a
Speaker 1: blessing like you think you're hurting me, but this is
Speaker 1: so wonderful. I feel the same way here. People who
Speaker 1: are ever going to visit this website and take a
Speaker 1: look at it, you should be thinking about them last. Anyway,
Speaker 1: they'll be checking in on them. Don't talk to them.
Speaker 1: You're because either you came here for Megan and Harry
Speaker 1: or you came for these other folks and most likely
Speaker 1: see the other folks. So put them at the bottom
Speaker 1: and get them out of everybody else's mind. So they, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're like good, I'm glad, I'm at the bottom of
Speaker 1: your dusty ass website. Sucks. You can be anywhere near you.
Speaker 1: You can't sign a document without having a hissy fit,
Speaker 1: and you're not even running this country like you're not,
Speaker 1: You're just a figurehead. Well, they say this is the
Speaker 1: intentional move by racist King Grandpa because since they want
Speaker 1: to be all wokers ship and not, you know, keep
Speaker 1: their distance from the royal family, okay, and then you
Speaker 1: can be with the worst of them. Princess, you married
Speaker 1: a beautiful woman and I lost one like an idiot sucks,
Speaker 1: you just lost one. And finally this one really rubbed
Speaker 1: me the wrong way. I don't know why, but Prince
Speaker 1: George William's son, Prince William's son is out here flexing
Speaker 1: on his classmates saying, quote, my father will be king,
Speaker 1: so you better watch out and quote this is from
Speaker 1: Royal reporters. Now they're saying he's just being cheeky and
Speaker 1: a young man. No, he's I've been I've had motherfucker
Speaker 1: sation like this to me to my face as a kid.
Speaker 1: We've all been around some kids like my dad's a cop,
Speaker 1: my dad's a lawyer. You better shut the funk up, man, see.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, so this prince you see the
Speaker 1: tough guy now, huh because you're dead king? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Him and is Draco malfoy as it is the bitome
Speaker 1: of like oh Doyle rules, Like I just I know
Speaker 1: this kid. We all have dealt with this kid. We've
Speaker 1: all dealt with like the rich, the richest kid in class.
Speaker 1: What's weirdest, Like we know how his dad was in
Speaker 1: high school, which is similar to this, is that how
Speaker 1: William was too. Yeah, you know, he was all all
Speaker 1: like he was like, Plus William was a teen heartthrob.
Speaker 1: Lets me forget children. If you only know William about
Speaker 1: his looks, now, go ahead and take a peek around
Speaker 1: ninety six when he was your age, and he would
Speaker 1: be like holy craft and so yeah, he was out
Speaker 1: here for it's cheating on Cape back then. Like I mean,
Speaker 1: this is not at all. He's a wealthy white kid
Speaker 1: who family thinks they were in a country, Like of
Speaker 1: course he's going to have this kind of inflated ego
Speaker 1: and disconnect from you know, regular people. I read that
Speaker 1: ship and I go, oh man, he's getting bullied that,
Speaker 1: Like that's like snitching, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: if you said I don't know why, Like this was
Speaker 1: just kind of the thing. Like the kids that would
Speaker 1: say ship like that where like the most insecure kids obviously,
Speaker 1: because they have to be like I'm bolstering my identity.
Speaker 1: VI's a v my connection to this external thing my
Speaker 1: dad or a parent who was a lawyer. And then
Speaker 1: but they would always be like bullying you about ship.
Speaker 1: I don't this reminds me of somebody very specifically. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna drop names, but there they will always talk
Speaker 1: about their parents doing this like, bro, I'm here right now,
Speaker 1: in your face, now something, Now give me yours. The
Speaker 1: other kind of treatment, which is adored to their face,
Speaker 1: which just smoked behind their back. You know, it was
Speaker 1: just I think it's much more painful because then the
Speaker 1: delusion is built around them so that they don't no
Speaker 1: one until they're actually face to face with it. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's yeah, it's a that's a tall order to be
Speaker 1: raised in, like a royal family. And like literally you're
Speaker 1: like and Daddy's gonna be king. You're like in the
Speaker 1: weird TV shit I watch Oh that's cool, watch me
Speaker 1: be unrelatable. Also, like your whole entire family, like the
Speaker 1: stuff that the insults people can use against. It's like
Speaker 1: your whole entire family is in the tabloid like their business.
Speaker 1: Your dad cheated on, your mom is like constantly with
Speaker 1: our best friends. Yeah, guys, goes back. You are you
Speaker 1: look like a thumb. You are a three and you're
Speaker 1: with a ten. Although I've heard that she's not very
Speaker 1: nice either. So I I'm just a harry after this.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine one day I'm just a girl at
Speaker 1: school who literally falls in love with a prince, literally
Speaker 1: falled like live the fairy tale at a young age.
Speaker 1: I went through hell with that just from a like
Speaker 1: first love standpoint, gets married, it's called like held up
Speaker 1: to crazy high. Sanders were like, it's the most beautiful
Speaker 1: pride and it's like the first world wedding and forever,
Speaker 1: and then everyone turns on you. It's including your husband
Speaker 1: and you have girl friends inside. What a miserable are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Princess Diana? Prince because he's heard that
Speaker 1: same story, they had similar who are you talking about
Speaker 1: the Kate? I was talking about Kate, but do you
Speaker 1: have early life? Because I was like, boait, I hope
Speaker 1: you know that obviously, like I feel everything fallen like
Speaker 1: brown person is a Princess Diana fan? Of course yeah,
Speaker 1: it's funny. And then for Kate to be like and
Speaker 1: then if you're when everyone's talking about your sisters, but
Speaker 1: and that's what it was, was that her sister. It
Speaker 1: was Pip Pippa. Wasn't that like I remember that was
Speaker 1: like the meme from that wedding was like a Pippa
Speaker 1: get out the way y'all here were because she was
Speaker 1: the next one to get married. They're like, oh, she's
Speaker 1: on now she's married. Who Who's next? But I want
Speaker 1: to keep kind of checking in with them because the Netflix,
Speaker 1: they release the teaser for the new season of The
Speaker 1: Crown and it's all about Charles and Diana's divorce, and
Speaker 1: I guess the you know, the real royal family, they're
Speaker 1: freaking out because they are worried everyone is gonna realize
Speaker 1: that Charles fucking sucks. It will introduce an entire new
Speaker 1: generation to the scandal in a way that us simply
Speaker 1: telling them about it cannot, Like, oh, the TikTok discourse
Speaker 1: alone bring it straight into my veins when I watched
Speaker 1: these kids lap this up and be like, look at
Speaker 1: the how they clamored to both Princess Diana movies and
Speaker 1: we already have like Princess Diana. Um, what do they
Speaker 1: call those fan videos that they make pancams? Yes, those things? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love. However they frame it, it'll always be like
Speaker 1: did you know that Prince Harry's dad is actually also
Speaker 1: a king and that he They always do it like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's the deal. They're like, this is Sofia Coppola, this
Speaker 1: is Nicholas Cage, this is Francis Ford Coppola, this is
Speaker 1: Jason Schwartzman. Here's the deal. They're all in the same family,
Speaker 1: like wild Zooms, and we're like, yeah, what is cute?
Speaker 1: I told my parents. I was like, you guys, hear
Speaker 1: this really old band named Queen And they were like,
Speaker 1: sweet baby chap down. I was a nine year old
Speaker 1: girls hit my first running with Freddie Burkeury. I was like,
Speaker 1: they're just being Queen. They're amazing. We're like where we know?
Speaker 1: That was me when Wayne's World came out and I'm like, yo,
Speaker 1: we gotta get the soundtrack for this one song. And
Speaker 1: they're like what And I played it to like, motherfuck girl?
Speaker 1: Are you for we have this album? Like we just
Speaker 1: bought this old dusty cassette tape. Anyway, So now the
Speaker 1: family has really planned. Apparently they have some sort of
Speaker 1: like like planned to protect his reputation. I've had no idea, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like do you have a time machine to do that?
Speaker 1: That seems like an effective way. And now the one
Speaker 1: thing that we've learned is, uh, since the Queen passed away,
Speaker 1: she actually watched The Crown. Yeah, her like biographer someone
Speaker 1: said that the Queen had a habit of settling in
Speaker 1: to watch the Netflix series on Sundays. What did she
Speaker 1: think calm in years? What did she think about the
Speaker 1: early relationship with because those early like really like passed
Speaker 1: right as she's getting married and crowned, like that ship
Speaker 1: was Banana's cruel. So much stuff happened, and they say
Speaker 1: Charles might be too, because apparently at an event he
Speaker 1: did like so there he came up to a group
Speaker 1: of people and introduced himself and he said hello. Quote
Speaker 1: this is a quote apparently said hello, nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: I'm nowhere near how they portray me on Netflix. This
Speaker 1: is all they have to worry about those reputations, so
Speaker 1: I can exactly that's how Vecna introduces himself at part.
Speaker 1: So you're in good company. So I don't know what
Speaker 1: this plan is exactly because there's nothing really you can
Speaker 1: do except for I don't know, just seed stories like
Speaker 1: in the paper, but like in the UK culture secretary
Speaker 1: tried to add a health warning to this show, being like, hey,
Speaker 1: this is fictional, just so y'all know. And then last November,
Speaker 1: the Royal family had sought legal advice for how to
Speaker 1: deal with this show. But at the time it would
Speaker 1: be like for a potential libel case for the queen.
Speaker 1: But now that she is, you know, she's in the ether.
Speaker 1: Maybe there's no there's no case there. But just an
Speaker 1: interesting sidebar from our writer JM, like, you know, like
Speaker 1: when you read all these things, like or when you
Speaker 1: watch a like a historical drama or whatever, like, even
Speaker 1: if it is historical, they'll always be like, this is
Speaker 1: a work of fiction. Any similarity to actual persons living
Speaker 1: or dead, or actual events. It's purely coincidental. That came
Speaker 1: about because of a lawsuit involving a royal family, specifically
Speaker 1: the exiled Russian prince who had murdered rest mutant. He
Speaker 1: sued MGM or but his wife actually sued MGM after
Speaker 1: they made a Rasputant film because in the film, the
Speaker 1: prince was like, yes, I did admitted to killing Rasputin,
Speaker 1: but his wife's character was sexually assaulted by Rasputin in
Speaker 1: the film, which didn't happen in real life. And MGM
Speaker 1: was like, yo, you're adding this like salacious thing in
Speaker 1: there that's it's not is completely inaccurate. And when they
Speaker 1: were warned of the you know, quote factual discrepancy, they
Speaker 1: fired the woman who was doing the research. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then so the Prince's wife won the lawsuit and a
Speaker 1: judge was basically like, you should add a disclaimer to
Speaker 1: the movie, And eventually all movies started doing similar things
Speaker 1: just to avoid litigation. So sh it is wild and
Speaker 1: never ending. I do want to talk about one thing though,
Speaker 1: while we're still here, because we do have time. Rather,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make time speaking of upcoming projects. We were
Speaker 1: just before we started recording, we saw the headline about
Speaker 1: the upcoming Blade film, which I am very very excited about,
Speaker 1: and apparently that ma Hershela Ali, who is playing Blade
Speaker 1: Academy Award winner, is unhappy with the script. I just
Speaker 1: want to put that out here, as I know we're
Speaker 1: various fans for various reasons, But what the is? Do
Speaker 1: you think the script is that bad? Like? How bad
Speaker 1: does a film have to be for the actor to be? Like? Yo,
Speaker 1: should they lost their director passant right before shooting? It's
Speaker 1: not good. The rumor is just that apparently there's two
Speaker 1: fight scenes, it's not really connected. People feel Kevin is
Speaker 1: not there enough for whatever. That means. Kevin's running an
Speaker 1: entire studio. I don't know how much he's visiting each
Speaker 1: individual project. Yeah, I just I don't. I hope they
Speaker 1: figure it out. Marciallity is an Oscar winner. This is
Speaker 1: his first really big project post that Oscar. We've seen
Speaker 1: what happens to great black Oscar winners who went superhero
Speaker 1: movies with terrible scare and not great direction. We don't
Speaker 1: need a Halleyberry repeat. Okay, she deserved better, Martiala deserves better.
Speaker 1: Blead like, come on, it's gonna be so sick if
Speaker 1: you get it right. So I just hope they'd bring
Speaker 1: in uh a new writer. Franklin Leonard, who I know
Speaker 1: has been on the show before and created the Blacklist,
Speaker 1: said I have no sacred influence over this process, but
Speaker 1: I would love to see what Gina price blythe would
Speaker 1: I would do with it. She just did The Woman King,
Speaker 1: So maybe Marvel's listening. Who's writing the script now? I
Speaker 1: don't know who the writer is on Blade. I think
Speaker 1: the only thing that I would say is um, at
Speaker 1: this point, there are so many people to service. There's
Speaker 1: so many you could and by that I mean like
Speaker 1: so many characters. No, no longer do you have just
Speaker 1: typically solo films that are completely on their own. You are,
Speaker 1: like we saw with Doctor Strange. The recent doctor Strange.
Speaker 1: They had to infuse multiple other characters right in there.
Speaker 1: Um one was the introduction of America Chavez. And so
Speaker 1: I feel like with Blade, it's not just because of
Speaker 1: how many um how it has to also infuse with
Speaker 1: the Disney Plus shows. It just does like all has
Speaker 1: to be canonical. That that can be a lot for
Speaker 1: anyone undertaking this to You're not typically just making a
Speaker 1: Blade movie. You're making a Blade plus an introduction to
Speaker 1: maybe the X Men or I don't know, like you're crazy.
Speaker 1: They're finding crazy ways to back back door enter in
Speaker 1: new characters, to build on new Avengers or this or that,
Speaker 1: and like eventually because all of these have to connect,
Speaker 1: and so I do think that that could hurt sometimes.
Speaker 1: But also Marvel always available if you know, I'll send
Speaker 1: you my real I'm repped in by C. A. A. Kevin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: daily's like guys Kevin, So let me know. You know,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen most of them. I haven't seen a
Speaker 1: lot of your work, so in that way, my brain
Speaker 1: is not tainted. I'm bringing a reaginal ideas because I
Speaker 1: don't know about the m c U, so think about
Speaker 1: that can but do you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 1: with that. They made a joke about it and she
Speaker 1: holk of how many cameos that they had to have
Speaker 1: or we're going to have, And I love that they
Speaker 1: made that joke. But I do feel that it every
Speaker 1: writer that takes on something is going to have to
Speaker 1: make this connect in the m c U in multiple
Speaker 1: ways to both the Disney Plus shows and the future films.
Speaker 1: And so it doesn't mean that every obviously that every
Speaker 1: character is going to show up, but it does mean
Speaker 1: that you're servicing multiple different storylines. I don't think that
Speaker 1: Shuan Chi had to do that too much, but obviously
Speaker 1: it was setting him up to be joining the Avengers
Speaker 1: and so we'll the next Captain America film will be
Speaker 1: introducing And so I think maybe people don't always consider
Speaker 1: that when you're taking this on, it's not just typically
Speaker 1: a solo film, it's a solo plus who else are
Speaker 1: we introducing to them? Because even then it's like, because
Speaker 1: it wasn't Rehearschela sort of like teased out at the
Speaker 1: end of was it turns Yeah, there's just a quick
Speaker 1: glimpse of him, but just off camera, right yeah, right,
Speaker 1: So like it's even then it's like, Okay, we gotta
Speaker 1: were so far ahead of it. Okay, make sure he
Speaker 1: gets his little voice in there at the end, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: the writer Stacy ose Kufre, who is best known for
Speaker 1: Watchman and Pen fifteen, So not like a very talented writer, obviously.
Speaker 1: I'm just curious to know, like what's going on and
Speaker 1: how it's happening and why it's not working. For several
Speaker 1: of the leaders on the project, I just want a
Speaker 1: good Blade movie. That's all I'm asking for, Like, please
Speaker 1: figure it out, take another year or two, whatever you
Speaker 1: need to do, but like, please give us that for
Speaker 1: all the half people out there, Blade speaks to me,
Speaker 1: please please, and just I need and also just oh man,
Speaker 1: I just need that music too. But I honestly complaint
Speaker 1: that there's only two fight scenes is a little worrying
Speaker 1: for for a Blade film, like unless it's so fucking
Speaker 1: good like that there, He's like, I know, it only
Speaker 1: sounds like just to it scenes, but there's a lot.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of internal fighting that's also occurring off camera,
Speaker 1: and that is in fact the biggest show piece of
Speaker 1: the film. Well, Danny, thank you so much for stopping
Speaker 1: by the daily side. Guys. Always good to see you.
Speaker 1: Where can people find you and follow you and and
Speaker 1: check you out and do all that. I am at
Speaker 1: ms Danny Fernandez. It's M S d A n I
Speaker 1: f e r n A N d e zy. Please
Speaker 1: follow me on Twitter and Instagram because I guess my
Speaker 1: industry pays attention to that. Yeah, what's a tweet or
Speaker 1: some other social media posts that you've been digging on?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I had one. A one was from kids.
Speaker 1: It's um at kid versations, like kid conversations. It said,
Speaker 1: this is from a kid is chicken. The animals spelled
Speaker 1: the same as chicken the food, and it said my
Speaker 1: child about to be shook. Oh no. And then another one,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, this was the response and it was
Speaker 1: from UM another mom and said when I when I
Speaker 1: told a kid, I used to from the tutor. When
Speaker 1: I told the kid, I used to tutor that bacon
Speaker 1: came from pigs. He said, quote, we need to make
Speaker 1: animals that deserve to die, so it's okay to eat them. Oh,
Speaker 1: kids are so wild. I like that. You could political
Speaker 1: consult He's thinking like a political consultant. It's like, okay,
Speaker 1: well then we need a group that people will agree
Speaker 1: deserves to die and then go after them. Oh these
Speaker 1: are the things in my books. Were eating them? Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: and they deserve to die, right, Oh, it's not about
Speaker 1: vengeance anymore. Oh um, you know I'm always wealth. Yes,
Speaker 1: since we were talking about British people, I have a
Speaker 1: British one. It was it's a ben diagram about the
Speaker 1: one about ants. Oh yeah, yeah, we saw that one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: about the queen and taking ship back to their colonies. Ship. Okay,
Speaker 1: never mind, you did it. We're on the same We're
Speaker 1: on the same wave leng Okay, those are my those
Speaker 1: are my tweets. Great minds thinking of like Joel Monique,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for coming by. Where can people
Speaker 1: find you and follow you and check you out and
Speaker 1: all that? Yeah, you'll know me. I'm Joel Monique. You
Speaker 1: can find me all over the internet at Joel Monique.
Speaker 1: It's j O E L L E M O N
Speaker 1: I Q you E. I've been enjoying MOVs. Robot otherwise
Speaker 1: known as Thorn Princess on Twitter. Strippers have been telling
Speaker 1: you all the recession is coming, baby. We are feeling
Speaker 1: it in the clubs everywhere. You know. What's bad. Girls
Speaker 1: from Miami are coming to New York to work. Listen
Speaker 1: to the sex workers. They know what's going on, dude.
Speaker 1: There was one who had a post like three months
Speaker 1: ago who was like, y'all, I'm working in New York
Speaker 1: with all the finance dudes. It's coming and everyone, and
Speaker 1: then I was talking about all it was. I started
Speaker 1: following the account because the tweet kind of blew up
Speaker 1: and was like giving like all these like economics lessons
Speaker 1: through the strip clubs. Like totally sh yep, there it is.
Speaker 1: Let's see some tweets that I like. First, one is
Speaker 1: from Gregory Midnight Possum at cat Underscore Beltane tweeted every
Speaker 1: two or three months, there's some scandal about a guy
Speaker 1: named my dach Ery Dan, who I've never heard of,
Speaker 1: and I look him up and it's like, Dachary Dan
Speaker 1: is an American YouTube personality. He is worth forty six
Speaker 1: point three million dollars, fifteen million dollars of which came
Speaker 1: from becoming the spokesman for the food Almonds in two
Speaker 1: thousand eighteen. Yes, that is exactly what the experience is
Speaker 1: like of reading Lego, who is this hot girl? Midsummer
Speaker 1: at very Mimi tweeted, Uh, some of you need to
Speaker 1: try a guy named Jesus Christ, and then I love
Speaker 1: Jamie Loft just replied under their said, what if you
Speaker 1: had a consensual workplace relationship with Jesus Christ? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it would be drama. And then one more Stone Cold
Speaker 1: Fox at Roast Malone Underscore tweeted, I always said to
Speaker 1: wake up alarms, one for the person I want to
Speaker 1: be and one for the person I am. Yes, I know,
Speaker 1: I felt that in my bones. You can find me
Speaker 1: at Miles of Gray on Twitter and Instagram. Also checked
Speaker 1: me out on Miles and Jack got Mad Boosts the
Speaker 1: basketball podcast with Jack. Also four twenty day Fie and
Speaker 1: say it was Sophia Alexandra where we talk to ninety
Speaker 1: day fiance and Yeah, find us at dailies I guess
Speaker 1: on Twitter at the dailies like Geist on Instagram. We
Speaker 1: got a Facebook fan pace website Dailies at guys dot com.
Speaker 1: We post episodes and the footnotes but notes thank you,
Speaker 1: where we link off to all the articles we discussed,
Speaker 1: as well as the song we are going to write
Speaker 1: out on today, my comrade in Christ. We are going
Speaker 1: to be riding out on this track by Freddie Dread
Speaker 1: who's a Canadian like fonk artist, And I saw I
Speaker 1: heard this ship on TikTok, but it sounds this this
Speaker 1: ship has hit so low, like on the low end,
Speaker 1: that it will blow the doors off your fucking car.
Speaker 1: So if you want to do that, I challenge you'all
Speaker 1: blast this while you pull up into your parking lot,
Speaker 1: and maybe your boss will stop working with you because
Speaker 1: you will, you will seem like you're the wrong one
Speaker 1: to funk with today. Uh. It is called wait, let
Speaker 1: me make sure I have. It's called rap. Let me
Speaker 1: just make sure I got the right one. Yep, it's
Speaker 1: called wrap. Yeah. If I'm telling you, watch out Freddie Dread.
Speaker 1: So check this out. We'll see tomorrow or no, actually
Speaker 1: we'll see you later today. Tell what's trending. We'll talk
Speaker 1: to you that Bye bye m