Speaker 1: Don't you love podcasts? You can literally listen wherever you are.
Speaker 1: Someone left us a review saying that they listen at
Speaker 1: the gym. So if that's you, right now, pick up
Speaker 1: the pace and one and two and three and the
Speaker 1: shelf is gonna start. Now, Why am I sweating? When
Speaker 1: you look back at Brooks life, there's all these little
Speaker 1: moments and choices that she made that completely changed the
Speaker 1: path that she was on, for better for worse. I'm
Speaker 1: so wild. Like the time she first laid eyes on
Speaker 1: her future husband Michael at a wine bar downtown. That's true,
Speaker 1: and even though he already had a serious girlfriend at
Speaker 1: the time, Brooke decided relationships mishmasion ship. I'm gonna hook
Speaker 1: up with this guy anyway. Hey, I didn't know about
Speaker 1: his girlfriend and I even told him a uti joke him.
Speaker 1: Please don't tell us. What about a couple of years
Speaker 1: ago at the school auction when Brooke bid on a
Speaker 1: coat and made from endangered baby panda first, and she
Speaker 1: wasn't even drinking that night. In fact, she actually bought
Speaker 1: twelve of them. Mama needs her endangered pandafers. I can't
Speaker 1: help the pta now, Jeffrey, Wow, now we're on the
Speaker 1: verge of another life altering moment. I don't worry because
Speaker 1: after this weekend, when we come back into work on
Speaker 1: the first business day of October, the question is will
Speaker 1: there be a candy bowl in the front lobby and
Speaker 1: will it be filled? Because we don't have a front
Speaker 1: desk person anymore. It is top of Brook's mind. And
Speaker 1: what's at stake here other than extra pounds? Well Brook's
Speaker 1: mood for one, Yeah, Mama gonna be angry if there
Speaker 1: ain't no chocolate up in this business rise every day,
Speaker 1: Like what kind of candy are they're gonna put it
Speaker 1: in today? Also, what's at stake her trust and management?
Speaker 1: Because up to this point she's had full faith in
Speaker 1: the leaders ship at this fine company. She says, they've
Speaker 1: made the right decisions every single step of the way.
Speaker 1: Could that trust be shaken with a missing candy dish?
Speaker 1: Almost certainly? And I pray that doesn't happen. So everybody
Speaker 1: listening please link arms right now and send your thoughts
Speaker 1: and prayers that Monday morning the candy bowl comes. I'm
Speaker 1: actually kind of nervous. Her mental health depends on it. Now,
Speaker 1: let's get into the shot caller question of the day,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna send it right on over to the
Speaker 1: healthiest person mentally on this show, Digital Jake, what are
Speaker 1: we doing? Over the last week, different members of this
Speaker 1: show have been punished by doing famous character impressions while
Speaker 1: getting electrocuted by a dog shot caller. And before we
Speaker 1: close the chapter on this fun filled, extremely low moment
Speaker 1: for the show, I think it's best that we fondly
Speaker 1: take look back at some of those sweet and cherished moments. Oh,
Speaker 1: these are the impressions that will last a lifetime. Lost
Speaker 1: a feel dumb? I am the world, So Kermit d
Speaker 1: Frog Here, I'm in England. Before you like some tea
Speaker 1: and crumper. Hello Love, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday
Speaker 1: to you? Where my pants? Oh wow? Put to look
Speaker 1: back if you miss those? We ended with Donald Duck,
Speaker 1: which was done by Brook. I did tap to Jack
Speaker 1: Sparrow singing Happy Birthday. Pose did Kermit the Frog with
Speaker 1: a British accent. Alexis did Elmo on adrenaline pills. Brook
Speaker 1: again depressed Yoda, that's where we're at. It is where
Speaker 1: we're at. But sadly or maybe thankfully, we are down
Speaker 1: to our final character impression. All that's left is Shaggy
Speaker 1: from Scooby Doo. He'll finally get his ten seconds of
Speaker 1: fame in today's whoever wins this round of trivia will
Speaker 1: decide who amongst you gets the honor of impersonating Shaggy
Speaker 1: from Scooby Doo. We'll start with the person who thinks
Speaker 1: you leave a voicemail by screaming into a mailbox. All right,
Speaker 1: alexis are you ready? Yes? Who is Tom in Tom
Speaker 1: and Jerry the Mouse or the cat? The How many
Speaker 1: zeros are in one? Million? Uh? Six? What direction does
Speaker 1: the sunrise in um east? How many great lakes are there? Five? Yes?
Speaker 1: Have you ever won in? Never been? So? Unsure? Answers?
Speaker 1: You got four? Not impossible to beat her? Wow? All right,
Speaker 1: Jose are you ready? Five? I'm ready? Man, I don't
Speaker 1: think I'm getting five. Which character in Winnie the Pooh
Speaker 1: in the one hundred Acre Wood always loses his tail or?
Speaker 1: What was the name of Betty White's character on Golden Girls? Oh? Rose?
Speaker 1: How many time zones does China have? Six? They have one?
Speaker 1: Which Baldwin brother is Justin Bieber's father in law? Oh,
Speaker 1: Alec Bolwin? Sorry, I work for Steven, I almost said
Speaker 1: Steven by making up at Oh wow, Jose, only two
Speaker 1: Alexis retained? Oh my god, one time. It's a huge
Speaker 1: country question. You need five to beat Alexis? Okay. What
Speaker 1: was the first movie to take place in the Marvel
Speaker 1: Cinematic Universe? Spider Man? It's Iron Man two thousand and eight.
Speaker 1: How many edges does a cube have for? Was twelve?
Speaker 1: Thinking of a square? What's the hottest planet in the
Speaker 1: Solar System? Mercury? It's Venus animals that eat both plants
Speaker 1: and meat or clars. There you go on the board
Speaker 1: your dinosaurs though, oh god, you got one, Jose has two.
Speaker 1: Alexis is still in the land despite her dinosaur knowledge.
Speaker 1: Moving on to Jeffrey, Jeffrey, you need to get five
Speaker 1: of these today, jeff Here we go. Some call it
Speaker 1: the Netherlands. What other name does this country go by? Uh, Dutchland, Holland.
Speaker 1: How many countries comprise the United Kingdom? Four? What type
Speaker 1: of animal was Babe from the movie Babe? A Griffin's
Speaker 1: a mythical animal that's half line and half what eagle?
Speaker 1: There you go? Not enough time, Jeffrey, when I don't
Speaker 1: want to make this decision though it was the worst
Speaker 1: day to win. You know, Brook has actually been surprisingly
Speaker 1: killing it. There's something like bad good you know, and
Speaker 1: your Brooks today. All right, Brook's gonna get shocked today
Speaker 1: while doing Shaggy from Scooby Doo like zoich scoom. All right,
Speaker 1: jump into the mystery machine. I'm trying to sound scared,
Speaker 1: but I think I sounded old. Ye you didn't set
Speaker 1: a little more stone too, ends a little bit flat
Speaker 1: with the clocker shocker. That's what we do on this show.
Speaker 1: Congrats to Alex. It's your shock collar question of the day,
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Christmas trees are already
Speaker 1: out on the sales floor at Costco and get out
Speaker 1: of here. Meanwhile, Walmart's year end holiday sales starts on
Speaker 1: October first. I'm serious because that mixed total sense. Who's
Speaker 1: hitting fast forward on the year. But I think it's
Speaker 1: just that Walmart has too much stuff to get rid
Speaker 1: of it. What gives? Why are they doing this now?
Speaker 1: Immediately I thought what Brooke thought? They must be trying
Speaker 1: to get rid of all the old Christmas crap left
Speaker 1: over from last year. Well, like stores are having an
Speaker 1: issue right now where they've ordered way too much stuff.
Speaker 1: But I guess that's not true, because the truth is,
Speaker 1: all these big companies have a lot of money to
Speaker 1: do studies on stuff, and they found shoppers respond to
Speaker 1: emotional and behavioral cues from stores. Basically, we're all sheep
Speaker 1: and we'll do whatever they say. Yeah we are. We're
Speaker 1: not a Christmas tree, I'll buy it. So by starting
Speaker 1: holiday themes early, that triggers our brains to subconsciously change
Speaker 1: our buying behavior. It's like if you see a Christmas
Speaker 1: tree in the middle of the tank top section, Psychologically
Speaker 1: you think, oh, the holidays are coming, It's okay for
Speaker 1: me to indulge and buy a bunch more. So, what
Speaker 1: I'm saying is it's our faults, Brook. We are letting
Speaker 1: this happen. If none no, if we were stronger, if
Speaker 1: we would just know how to resist more, then this
Speaker 1: wouldn't be happening. But we can't. We're sheep. I'm buying
Speaker 1: everything well exactly. And on a different note, I want
Speaker 1: everyone to stick around for a special holiday themed laser stories.
Speaker 1: I know you normally wouldn't listen, but the holidays are
Speaker 1: coming up stories right now? Yeah, that's all I need
Speaker 1: to say, right, Laser stories coming up next? It's the
Speaker 1: radio segment that's already written out his goals for next year,
Speaker 1: and his top one included licking one hundred celebrities. So
Speaker 1: I had to tell him licking Snooky one hundred times
Speaker 1: doesn't count. It has to be a hundred different ones.
Speaker 1: You're going to catch something, So we'll see if he
Speaker 1: gets it done. It's Laser Stories segment, where we read
Speaker 1: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
Speaker 1: except we have a laser. Those other Usmyer Winer's just dumb.
Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Pennsylvania years ago,
Speaker 1: back in high school, Timothy White was walking home when
Speaker 1: he saw a house on fire. Oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: what I was going to say. So what did he do?
Speaker 1: He ran towards it and kicked in the door to
Speaker 1: make sure no one was trapped inside. Okay, let's go.
Speaker 1: Timothy been like I saw a fire today. Now years later,
Speaker 1: Timothy is a thirty four year old adult and loves
Speaker 1: imagining himself as a superhero, even dressing up as Captain
Speaker 1: America on a regular on a regular basis, well, he
Speaker 1: is a hero. I know. It lit something inside of him. Man,
Speaker 1: he does it several times each year, sometimes walking around
Speaker 1: town or at a city's annual anti bullying Superhero Day,
Speaker 1: and also at all comic conventions within a four state radio. Yes,
Speaker 1: you gotta get your money's worth out of those outfits.
Speaker 1: They're very expensive, definitely. Anyway, the other day, he was
Speaker 1: outside of a grocery store in his gear, on the
Speaker 1: phone with his aunts when he noticed a pickup truck
Speaker 1: swerving all over the road. The truck went right by
Speaker 1: Timothy and he noticed that the driver was passed out
Speaker 1: behind the wheel, and that's when he sprung into action. Well,
Speaker 1: I hurry up and throw my car in part sprint
Speaker 1: down the block and chase the truck down. I jumped
Speaker 1: in the driver's side window and I throw it in part.
Speaker 1: A cock walks out of this station. I flag him down.
Speaker 1: He starts doing his job. I would say, I'm always
Speaker 1: looking to help people by nature, but this was the
Speaker 1: extreme version of that. Who see, he was able to
Speaker 1: run and jump into the car windowpowers. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: And when his friends were told about what happened, they said,
Speaker 1: of course Timothy did that. He's Captain America. Ye wait,
Speaker 1: does that mean if he goes other countries and he
Speaker 1: doesn't like help. No jurisdiction here this next laser stories
Speaker 1: out of the Golden Arches. McDonald's is introducing a new
Speaker 1: Happy Meal, but this one isn't for children. It's just
Speaker 1: for adults. Ye oh my god, did they answer alexis
Speaker 1: get like a few more chicken nuggets. It will include
Speaker 1: a toy an adult. Beginning October third, customers can order
Speaker 1: the adult Happy Meal that'll come with either a big
Speaker 1: Mac or a ten piece of chicken McNuggets that's a
Speaker 1: lot more than the kids yeah, fries and a drink.
Speaker 1: It'll come in a specially designed box that should trigger
Speaker 1: memories of happy meals from the old days. The one
Speaker 1: with the m handle hand and their toy is going
Speaker 1: to be nostalgic too, because it'll be one of the
Speaker 1: famous mascots Grimace, Hamburglar or Birdie, plus a new one
Speaker 1: named Cactus Buddy. Okay, it's funny that my kids wouldn't
Speaker 1: know who any of those characters are. I don't really either,
Speaker 1: might stick to the kids one. It's all part of
Speaker 1: a new collab the fast food giants doing with Cactus
Speaker 1: Plant Flea Market, a streetwear brand that's been popularized by
Speaker 1: Kanye Weston Farrell and the brand's so popular fans are
Speaker 1: reselling hoodies online for as much as a thousand bucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, so McDonald says, we're taking one of the
Speaker 1: most nostalgic McDonald's experiences and literally repackaging it in a
Speaker 1: new way that's hyper relevant for our adult fans. That's cool.
Speaker 1: It's really cool. As long as you put the word
Speaker 1: hyper in front of it, kids are gonna love it.
Speaker 1: Let's go to your next laser story. Out of Beaverton, Organs,
Speaker 1: a twenty seven year old named Carle Blackburn has only
Speaker 1: ever wanted to work at Nike headquarters. God, what a
Speaker 1: dream job, but she could seem to get as far
Speaker 1: as even a callback Dan Daniel, And so that's when
Speaker 1: she made the bold choice to send her resume on
Speaker 1: a cake. Creamy. She called a local grocery store and
Speaker 1: had them print her entire resume into the frosting on
Speaker 1: top of the large sheet cake. Oh my god, you
Speaker 1: do with like the photographs of people, that's amazing. And
Speaker 1: then on the day that she knew a party would
Speaker 1: be happening at the headquarters, she made her move. She's
Speaker 1: really stock and Nike. If she knows their party play elaborate.
Speaker 1: She got in touch with an Instacart delivery driver and
Speaker 1: explained the situation, and that person went the extra mile.
Speaker 1: She didn't just leave the cake over at the front desk. Instead,
Speaker 1: the driver made her way through the campus with the
Speaker 1: sheet cake in one hand and her eight month old
Speaker 1: son in the other. Oh my god, this lady better
Speaker 1: get tipped. And wouldn't you believe it, With the help
Speaker 1: of security, she was able to deliver the cake directly
Speaker 1: to the employer Carly was hoping to connect with. That
Speaker 1: is not an Instacart driver, that's an angel. But the
Speaker 1: clake probably wasn't in the right flavor though. Oh late,
Speaker 1: So did Carly get her dream job Since the story's
Speaker 1: gone viral, She has a couple of meetings with Nike
Speaker 1: next week. Carly, but there's other companies that are actively
Speaker 1: trying to recruit her too, so she says she's just
Speaker 1: weighing her options. Okay, I like that power, but the
Speaker 1: best part is she's not the only one. Nike was
Speaker 1: so impressed by the Instacart driver, who's a single mother
Speaker 1: of three, they also have interviews set up for her
Speaker 1: for a position, possibly in hospitality or administration. What a
Speaker 1: great story everyone, yea and cake too. This next laser
Speaker 1: story is out of Doggie dog world here. I know
Speaker 1: that we keep talking about him, but Snoop Dogg was
Speaker 1: on celebrity Wheel of Fortune or Elier this week and
Speaker 1: it was a beautiful disaster. Brooke and Eye constantly say
Speaker 1: we will watch him do anything. I mean, honestly, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the most likable person on the pilot. The video of
Speaker 1: his wrong answer started going viral yesterday and it's glorious. Yes.
Speaker 1: For example, one correct answer was baking brownies, but Snoop
Speaker 1: guest baking onions, not even the same letters. Yeah, can
Speaker 1: we give some slack? Everyone knows he was a little
Speaker 1: das brownies like, I mean, you think his head goes
Speaker 1: right there for baking onions. For the puzzle talented artist,
Speaker 1: Snoop guest toilet atlas. He's so rich he probably owns
Speaker 1: one of those. We don't even know what it is.
Speaker 1: Sweetening the pot that turned into swallowing the knot. That
Speaker 1: was closer. At least acting teacher was the correct answer,
Speaker 1: but he guessed airport teacher teaches you go through DSA. Yeah, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: But finally Snoop did get one right, right, So let's listen.
Speaker 1: I can if you don't know, you can spin again,
Speaker 1: or I'd like to solve the pleas well, then go ahead. Uh,
Speaker 1: suns out, buns out of course. That's like how we
Speaker 1: didn't know talented artists? Like what My question is? What
Speaker 1: are they going to have our own in house celeb
Speaker 1: appear on that show? I oh this guy Comper, No,
Speaker 1: get off Na's leg. She has the best show. But
Speaker 1: let's train yourself that SA means Laser Stories has come
Speaker 1: to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
Speaker 1: same time on Monday. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: You think you're smarter than us? Yeah you are? That
Speaker 1: buy a lot. Probably. Now it's time to actually prove
Speaker 1: it when we play a brand new edition of Riffing Around.
Speaker 1: If you haven't heard it before, it's where I play
Speaker 1: an instrumental song in my co host guess the title.
Speaker 1: Possible themes for this round include COVID war and diphtheria.
Speaker 1: No why a lot of positive news out there. We'll
Speaker 1: see what theme we go with when we play a
Speaker 1: brand new edition of Riffing Around. Coming up at seven,
Speaker 1: The first day of the new month, is right around
Speaker 1: the corner. So you know we gotta do it. You
Speaker 1: know we gotta do it, riffing around round where I
Speaker 1: play the instrumental of a famous song in my co
Speaker 1: host who all work on a music station, have to
Speaker 1: simply name that tune and to celebrate the first day
Speaker 1: of the month. All the songs have the world one
Speaker 1: somewhere in them, Like this song that you're hearing right now,
Speaker 1: I'm the one by DJ Khalid featuring the Beeves. Got
Speaker 1: this wrong? Another one DJ Kaled? Yeah, it's pretty easy
Speaker 1: game for smart people or for people who work on
Speaker 1: radio stations. But let's get right into it. That's the
Speaker 1: guy that doesn't have to answer any of the question. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, that's minus one point for Bill starting in
Speaker 1: the whole alexis Europe First. You have exactly seven and
Speaker 1: a half seconds to name this song with the word
Speaker 1: one in it. Don't know? Oh, come on now, some
Speaker 1: old disco tune. I need a title of the song,
Speaker 1: not a genre. One step wrong, Jose, can you steal it?
Speaker 1: Come on? Seconds? Need one wrong Brooks trying to sing
Speaker 1: the song in my head. I still need one. I'll
Speaker 1: give you one more chance. Let's just thank you one no,
Speaker 1: it's not by Juelipa. It's by Calvin Harris. Another minus point.
Speaker 1: I feel like everyone's negative. It's zero zero to negative
Speaker 1: one with Brooke and last place. All right, Brook, please
Speaker 1: don't let your family down again. You're up? Name this
Speaker 1: famous song? Oh man, I thought this was gonna be
Speaker 1: an easy round, familiar. I feel like an offspring. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go with one man show wrong a wow, Blondie
Speaker 1: jump to the lead with the only correct answers, Jose,
Speaker 1: you're up. I know you need to take a one
Speaker 1: right now, I really do. But hold it in while
Speaker 1: you say the name of this number one song, and
Speaker 1: remember you have to get the titles exactly right. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I remember the song. Oh no, we need
Speaker 1: a guess. One can seal it one night. Do you
Speaker 1: even want to guess? Or you want to throw in
Speaker 1: the towel? This is blow ride of featuring see a
Speaker 1: wild Ones. The one part is throwing me off giving
Speaker 1: you one of the words in the title. How is
Speaker 1: that throwing you off? It is? We're onto the second round.
Speaker 1: The score is one to zero to negative two. Continues
Speaker 1: to subtract points away. You're negative two. Stop arguing with me.
Speaker 1: We're back to Alexis. Okay, you've heard this one a
Speaker 1: million times. Absolutely, Una, you're up again, and I know
Speaker 1: you desperately want me to play a Spin Doctors song
Speaker 1: with the word one in it, but unfortunately you're going
Speaker 1: to have to settle for this one one one. You
Speaker 1: just keep singing the word one again, meeting the one wrong. Jose,
Speaker 1: do you have any idea or three? Two? He's gonna
Speaker 1: shot you wrong, Alexis, You're the only one that's a
Speaker 1: good one. It's from the famous movie Bodyguard. One Moment
Speaker 1: in Time by Whitney Houston. I'm gonna get myself a
Speaker 1: point on. I'm pretty proud of myself on that. Jose,
Speaker 1: We're back to you. Oh yeah, yeah, I know this one.
Speaker 1: I know those are all the lyrics. Just need the title.
Speaker 1: What's the title of the song? Got three more seconds?
Speaker 1: Oh in there, Jeff, Thank you for giving out a
Speaker 1: couple of seconds. My graciousness knows no ends. Thank you.
Speaker 1: We're under the third and final round the square. Alexis
Speaker 1: is in the lead with two. Jose and I are
Speaker 1: tied with one and book a negative two game. All
Speaker 1: right round. Need the correct title here? I know time
Speaker 1: is I'm sorry, can you steal it? You steal the one?
Speaker 1: What's no time is? I'm sorry? The correct answer is
Speaker 1: you're the one that I want. Correct. I got it late,
Speaker 1: but I knew it brook running out of time here,
Speaker 1: so either say it right or get out of my sight.
Speaker 1: Here we go Jose for a billion points and to
Speaker 1: steal the wind. Such a song. Oh yeah, oh, come
Speaker 1: on ripping around his hosts lay family, that's ripping around.
Speaker 1: I'm Jeff monkey, see monkey, sue for all your work
Speaker 1: to both your phone taps. Coming up. In today's phone tap,
Speaker 1: we call a guy who recently got a brand new
Speaker 1: job at an assisted living facility. He's not going to
Speaker 1: be a nurse or a caregiver there. He just works
Speaker 1: on the building itself, making sure the air conditionings in
Speaker 1: order and that certain areas are organized more handyman type stop.
Speaker 1: So he's a little bit surprised when we call him
Speaker 1: and tell him on his first day he's going to
Speaker 1: have an additional duty added to his list. Something I
Speaker 1: promise you is gonna make him feel extremely uncomfortable. You're
Speaker 1: gonna hear it in your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: this is Marcy from Cress Assisted living facility. Is this Derek? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is Derek. Hi Derek. I just got the news
Speaker 1: from Larry that you're going to be joining our staff
Speaker 1: next week and we're just excited to have you. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you. I can't wait to get started. Great. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're going to be helping out around the facility, you know,
Speaker 1: maintain the building, making sure safety standards are met. You know.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he went over all that with you. Yeah
Speaker 1: he did, yep, great. Okay. There is one thing we've
Speaker 1: added to your list of responsibilities and I don't think
Speaker 1: Larry covered it. Um. It's the weekly care calls. What's that?
Speaker 1: So at the beginning of your shift, you're going to
Speaker 1: be calling the family members of our seniors and given
Speaker 1: them a quick update while this song plays. Okay, I'm sorry. What. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just a quick update and we need someone to
Speaker 1: do it because the other staff members we asked to
Speaker 1: do it end up becoming too emotional. I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: don't think I understand. So I'm playing music and giving
Speaker 1: them updating. You know. It's just a simple thing. Like
Speaker 1: Mabel a full lunch today and had a snack bar
Speaker 1: and then she did calisthenics and she made it to
Speaker 1: being go on time. Are you? Are you okay? I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: it's just this song. You can get a little emotional.
Speaker 1: Well maybe maybe don't play the music. Yeah, we can't
Speaker 1: do that. It's a theme song to the facility, so
Speaker 1: we're contractually obligated to play it. But it is reflecting
Speaker 1: on the good old times. Um, okay, and I so
Speaker 1: I have to do this. Yeah, and you know I'm
Speaker 1: probably making this more difficult than it needs to be.
Speaker 1: I can totally do this without letting it get to me,
Speaker 1: can you? Because I'm not sure that I could. I
Speaker 1: mean this it's making me sad right now. Oh, let
Speaker 1: me try it again. Ninety two year old Edna Roberts
Speaker 1: she put crackers in her soup at dinner and she
Speaker 1: loved it. She ain't almost half of it took her
Speaker 1: meta muslem. I'm really sorry. I don't understand. Why why
Speaker 1: do I have to do this? I mean, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna be supposed to be in charge of building facilities
Speaker 1: and not making sad care calls the relative These are
Speaker 1: happy updates. We have different music for the sad calls. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's better. Wait what is this? Oh, Derek? People die
Speaker 1: you know, just a fact of life. So I go
Speaker 1: out with a little zippity dude on. Okay, so wait,
Speaker 1: you're telling me that part of my job is also
Speaker 1: calling families to say that someone has passed on. And
Speaker 1: while I'm playing Zippity Judah. Yes, makes your head, bob,
Speaker 1: doesn't it? Music makes it so much better? You know.
Speaker 1: In fact, if you really turn it up loud, you
Speaker 1: don't even hear the people crying on the other lives. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. I can't do this. When I accepted
Speaker 1: the position, I didn't know this was going to be
Speaker 1: a part of the job. Okay, that's a surprise that
Speaker 1: you're saying no to this. I mean what we talked
Speaker 1: about it. It wasn't what I agreed to for the
Speaker 1: job at all. I guess time that I tell you
Speaker 1: what's really happening, then, Derek, why why are you playing
Speaker 1: the music again? I'm really sorry to let you know,
Speaker 1: but I'm really not calling from the assisted living facility.
Speaker 1: I'm calling from a radio station. What happened? And we're
Speaker 1: doing a prank phone call on you? What you're doing?
Speaker 1: You're doing a prank calls? This is actually broke from
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Right, So it's so
Speaker 1: I definitely don't have to do this. That's right, Derek,
Speaker 1: you have to do this. I did not do it
Speaker 1: with this upbeat music behind yet. Yeah, your wife Amy
Speaker 1: set you up excited about the new job, but you
Speaker 1: wanted to message you. Oh my my heart was breaking.
Speaker 1: My new job could be sad to hear their loved
Speaker 1: what passed on when this is playing. Whoever came up
Speaker 1: with this lives in a up world. I'm just missing
Speaker 1: that wake up every morning with funk tabs weekday mornings
Speaker 1: on the twenties Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. On
Speaker 1: this segment, we've gotten ghosters, cat fishers, gas lighters, even
Speaker 1: peanut pushers. And I don't know, isn't that a dating term?
Speaker 1: I don't know where you keep texting the person saying, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm pushing peanuts over here. What's the deals done that? Okay,
Speaker 1: can double checked me on that one. I thought that
Speaker 1: was a dating one. My Google search that it's gonna
Speaker 1: be something Weird's gonna happen. Type it in Take the
Speaker 1: risks Anyway, there's the first time for everything, including one
Speaker 1: woman who claims that she's a one month or because
Speaker 1: after their first date she wants to wait an entire
Speaker 1: thirty days before they meet up again, and you will
Speaker 1: not believe the reason why. Oh it, could we even
Speaker 1: do like a leap year month where it's like twenty eight,
Speaker 1: or she's turned the other guy into a peanut pusher
Speaker 1: wondering what's going on over here? We're gonna find out
Speaker 1: some answers in your second date update. Second dating online
Speaker 1: right now is like being a contestant on a really
Speaker 1: stressful game show. At least that's how our listener Sean felt,
Speaker 1: because he was challenged recently by the lady he's interested in,
Speaker 1: and she gave him one simple but agonizing question to answer.
Speaker 1: If he got it right, there's a date and possibly
Speaker 1: a new car. If he got it wrong, might never
Speaker 1: see her profile picture again, and Steve Harvey would look
Speaker 1: at him in shame and disgust. I am intrigued by
Speaker 1: this new age of dating, and I can't wait to
Speaker 1: hear what the question was. But first, Sean, tell us
Speaker 1: about this mystery game show girl that you met. Who
Speaker 1: is she? Her name is Janine and she is super hot?
Speaker 1: Oh god, super hot Janine? Yeah you do? Spert with
Speaker 1: really white teeth, like their teeth are so white. And
Speaker 1: what was the question that Janine challenged you with the
Speaker 1: question was country or rap? Which has to go country? Honestly? Yeah? Sure? Country? Okay?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean I don't want to get rid
Speaker 1: of either one if I'm being that's a hard question. Okay,
Speaker 1: what did you say, Sean? I said, ditch country. But
Speaker 1: that picture of you drinking champagne on the beach is
Speaker 1: the best picture on this app, and I think that's
Speaker 1: what got her. Okay, that was it felt like you
Speaker 1: didn't transition. Well did that compliment? Not really? What did
Speaker 1: she say? But she said that I failed the main question.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's the thing. Girls love country. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: got bonus points for appreciating her pitch. So okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so go somewhere smart to slip the compliment. Huh? And
Speaker 1: what did you guys end up doing? You know, I
Speaker 1: ended up kind of going back and forth, like within
Speaker 1: the app. I joked about zooming in on the picture
Speaker 1: and she was like, what are you you know, like
Speaker 1: curving out? I mean I was like, no, zooming in
Speaker 1: to see what kind of champagne you're drinking? Enough for
Speaker 1: drinking the classy stuff, you know. Okay, also, I know
Speaker 1: your swimsuit size now that But what did you end
Speaker 1: up doing for your date? Like, did you take her
Speaker 1: on a long drive down a country road if she's
Speaker 1: a country girl with the champagne of her choice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it rents a pickup truck for the day. I took
Speaker 1: her on a very short drive to a restaurant country. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a type of restaurant. It was a Asian sushi like
Speaker 1: buffet kind of restaurant. Couldn't be less country than Asian. Okay,
Speaker 1: so good, so delicious. How was it? I mean that's
Speaker 1: I always think sushi's a sexy date. It is, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. It was great. And it was one of
Speaker 1: these places that's kind of adjoining like a shopping center,
Speaker 1: like a kind of mall type area that made it
Speaker 1: not hot. This is taking in front of her eyes.
Speaker 1: But don't give them that. There's high end malls that
Speaker 1: have like high end ron Yeah, I mean, give us
Speaker 1: some highlights here from the day. What are some good
Speaker 1: things that happened at sushi? Uh? Well, it was good.
Speaker 1: Sushi was like pretty high end and we had a
Speaker 1: great conversation. And you know, the best thing about that
Speaker 1: location is being close to a shopping center. Is you
Speaker 1: have the opportunity to extend your day? Oh? Like, oh,
Speaker 1: do you want to go build a bear together? I
Speaker 1: was going to It's not shocking at all. You could
Speaker 1: put a little cowboy hat on a cute it's actually good,
Speaker 1: and then you'd have a little teddy better remember your
Speaker 1: is that gonna do this? Is that what you did? Sean?
Speaker 1: We actually she had a high school reunion coming up,
Speaker 1: so she wanted to try on some clothes for that.
Speaker 1: So we went over to department store and she'd try
Speaker 1: it on about stuff and showed it to me and
Speaker 1: I got to put my input in there and it
Speaker 1: was cute. It was fun. That's how you know she's
Speaker 1: hot though, because like I wouldn't do, guy, it is
Speaker 1: like a couple thing to do. Yeah, she's literally going
Speaker 1: to ask you do I bad? Yeah, you have to
Speaker 1: be prepared for that. Yeah, I don't. As as a guy.
Speaker 1: That doesn't sound very fun to me to watch women
Speaker 1: put on a bunch of different outfits. But how was
Speaker 1: it for you? Sean? It was fun? Like we I
Speaker 1: think we really hit it off. And at the end
Speaker 1: of the day she said, hey, let's hang again. Soon
Speaker 1: and we kiss? You did, Yeah, she initiated a kiss?
Speaker 1: Who she initiated a kiss? Well, it was kind of
Speaker 1: it was mutual. It was mutual. But still, how are
Speaker 1: you on the phone with us and not just out
Speaker 1: on a date with her? I don't know, because I
Speaker 1: asked her when she was free, and she said a
Speaker 1: month from now. Was she going out of town or something?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I thought she was joking. I laughed,
Speaker 1: and then she didn't laugh, and I said, are you joking?
Speaker 1: She said, no, I'm just super busy. But I want
Speaker 1: to see you. Oh I want thirty one days. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it seems like a red flag, like what what's
Speaker 1: going through your mind when you hear that, Sean she's
Speaker 1: dating other people? Which is okay? Yeah, I mean that's obvious, right,
Speaker 1: or yeah, maybe already in a relationship, he goes out
Speaker 1: of town? Yeah, yeah, all right. So has it been
Speaker 1: a month since that date happened and now we're reaching out?
Speaker 1: It's been closer to a week. But you know, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna wait a whole month for her. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: rat boy doesn't play by the rules. He just waits
Speaker 1: a week and then calls that country girl. I mean
Speaker 1: you just saying rat boy shows, rat Boyton Jeffrey's about
Speaker 1: to U drop the mic. Stick just gonna play a song,
Speaker 1: an old school song, and then we'll come back. We'll
Speaker 1: call Janine for you and try and get you a
Speaker 1: second date. All right, all right, hold on it second yo, yo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is little rap Boy. I'm on the mic because
Speaker 1: hip hop music is the stuff I like. Country is whack. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it makes me yawn. Rather do mar sushi with my
Speaker 1: home boy, Sean? Yes, said boy, why like wicky Wicky
Speaker 1: want your Shawn's my god boy to go ahead, Sean,
Speaker 1: but deadly shawns over us. I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: gonna top that. I was incredible little rat Boys at
Speaker 1: the top of his game. Yet you don't know what
Speaker 1: is going on. We're talking to Sean who's a big
Speaker 1: fan of rap music over country music. But anyway, he
Speaker 1: recently went out with a girl that he met online
Speaker 1: named Janine. They went to Mall Sushi together and said
Speaker 1: it was a nice place. It was a nice small
Speaker 1: sushi rests. He even went with her to the mall
Speaker 1: and helped her pick out an outfit for her high
Speaker 1: school reunion that was coming up. But afterwards, even though
Speaker 1: it ended with a date, she said, we need to
Speaker 1: wait at least a month before we see each other again,
Speaker 1: which is weird and kiss I know, yeah, is that
Speaker 1: what I said? No, it was a date, he said, Okay,
Speaker 1: what you meant? I just didn't know if everybody else
Speaker 1: did still in that you know, rap mode, hardcore rapt
Speaker 1: But anyway, he is not waiting the full month. He
Speaker 1: wants us to call just a week after that date
Speaker 1: to figure out. Why does he have to wait so long?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe there's like like a waiting period.
Speaker 1: She's like the DMV, you have to take a number
Speaker 1: and come on. She's got options, man and Sean, do
Speaker 1: you think that maybe the reason is that she could
Speaker 1: already be involved with somebody else. Yeah, it makes sense. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it could even be something serious if it's that long. Okay, true?
Speaker 1: Was she pregnant? Maybe she's about to get she's pregnant,
Speaker 1: you can get the fried stuff. We're just gonna assume
Speaker 1: that she's not pregnant, and we're gonna call her and
Speaker 1: see what she has to say. Why does Sean have
Speaker 1: to wait a full month to go out with her?
Speaker 1: I'm a dollar number right now. Here we go. Hello. Hey,
Speaker 1: is this Janine? Um? Yeah, yo, Janine? What's up? Country boys?
Speaker 1: That's right? Uh? What's up y'all? Hi? This is jeff
Speaker 1: and Company Company from the Morning show Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Okay, yeah, morning radio show, and we're
Speaker 1: calling because we have some questions for you about one
Speaker 1: of our listeners that you went out on a date
Speaker 1: with the other day. Sorry, it's weird, weird, I understand that,
Speaker 1: but we're reaching out on behalf of our boy Sean,
Speaker 1: remember Sean. Yeah, yeah, So we we heard a little
Speaker 1: bit about your date and it sounded good on our end,
Speaker 1: but he told us that afterwards, you said that he
Speaker 1: had to wait a whole month before he was allowed
Speaker 1: to see you again. Yes, they did. Okay, so, I
Speaker 1: mean pretty long. From my perspective, that just means you
Speaker 1: are not like you're putting it off, Like what why? Um?
Speaker 1: I mean, if you like somebody, you find time unless
Speaker 1: you're going out of town. No, I'm not going out
Speaker 1: of town. M I do want to see him again.
Speaker 1: We thought that maybe there's a chance you could already
Speaker 1: be in a relationship. Is that what's going on? Oh no,
Speaker 1: no, No No, it's not anything like that now, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: but I mean you do sound hesitant to talk about
Speaker 1: it with us. It's just it's it's a little it's
Speaker 1: a little awkward. I'm I'm not sure how to put it.
Speaker 1: We love awkward, we do and listen. I mean, you've
Speaker 1: got a guy that it sounds like you like, but
Speaker 1: he feels like it's not being reciprocated. I mean, you've
Speaker 1: got to give him more than just wait a month.
Speaker 1: I don't know that they'll stick around. I mean, we're
Speaker 1: here to try and help you, Janine. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: so I don't know. I don't know what he told
Speaker 1: you or anything. But I have a high school reunion
Speaker 1: coming up soon, and I was just waiting to see
Speaker 1: him until after that was done. I don't understand. Why
Speaker 1: why do you have to wait until after the reunion.
Speaker 1: You could bring him to come with you as your day. Yeah, fine,
Speaker 1: but that's kind of a thing. What I'll put it
Speaker 1: this way. So he's totally boyfriend material, but I don't
Speaker 1: know if he's like meterial that I would bring like
Speaker 1: a big event where I know a lot of people. People,
Speaker 1: What are you embarrassed of him? And you like, Okay,
Speaker 1: you go to your high school union, and you kind
Speaker 1: of want to like show off a little bit, right, Like,
Speaker 1: I look at me, I'm doing so well. I just
Speaker 1: don't know. He's like like arm candy off, but you're
Speaker 1: attracted to him. I am like, he's he's fine looking,
Speaker 1: fine out boyfriend material personality wise. Find him in the
Speaker 1: middle of the magazine, just not on the cover, and
Speaker 1: you want to bring It's like one of those people
Speaker 1: of her personality makes them way more attract Yeah, why
Speaker 1: would that matter your reunion? Like I said, you kind
Speaker 1: of want to go and show off a little bit
Speaker 1: of these things. I feel like that's the point of that.
Speaker 1: I'm just afraid if we start dating, he would expect
Speaker 1: to be invited, and like, how do I tell him, like, Oh,
Speaker 1: you're not attractive enough to go with me to the thing?
Speaker 1: Like I could think of a great way that you
Speaker 1: can tell him that. Jeff already did tell him that
Speaker 1: because he's listening right now. Yeah, you don't need to
Speaker 1: worry about inviting me to this. Thank don't worry. Okay, um, sorry,
Speaker 1: that's how this works. We have them waiting on the
Speaker 1: other line so they could hear the reason. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I wish I would have known that before. I suddenly
Speaker 1: thank people, but I'm hey, super, I'm sorry, sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I knew that would sound bad, and that's why I
Speaker 1: didn't say anything new about it. I do like you.
Speaker 1: I do want to see you again. I mean, do
Speaker 1: you kind of understand where I'm coming from? Maybe that
Speaker 1: I would want to bring someone off? No, not at all.
Speaker 1: You put on a real performance for me the other night.
Speaker 1: It feels like, like, you know, I don't know why
Speaker 1: you would assume that I would want to go to
Speaker 1: your high school reunion anyway, Like I don't want to
Speaker 1: high school reunions suck. I don't I didn't even want
Speaker 1: to go to mind, so why would I want to
Speaker 1: go to yours? You know, defensive? You're not being arm candy,
Speaker 1: Like I'm not trying to be arm That's not what
Speaker 1: I'm about. So yeah, I think this whole thing got like, oh,
Speaker 1: it got really weird, Sean, Are you really over it?
Speaker 1: I mean, she didn't mean to hurt your feelings. She's
Speaker 1: being superficial. We all know the pressure that like a
Speaker 1: reunion can bring around, right, especially if you were a
Speaker 1: doric like me in high school, Like you want to
Speaker 1: show up. Look cool. I don't know. I understand her
Speaker 1: like desire to want to do that. I don't think
Speaker 1: that it's the right thing to do, but I get it. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're you're basically calling Sean a dork in a round house.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, she must have used to been a dork
Speaker 1: if she has to impress them with her. Okay, now
Speaker 1: you're calling both people on the black. Look doesn't That's
Speaker 1: exactly what I'm saying. But I'm saying it shouldn't matter.
Speaker 1: It won't matter in the end. Don't like you, guys, Vibe,
Speaker 1: you kissed, you had a great time. Okay, enough book,
Speaker 1: you're taking this whole thing shut. You're becoming a dork again,
Speaker 1: brush and the whole thing is about you and helping
Speaker 1: you out. How do you feel in this moment? I'm out, Like,
Speaker 1: I understand, we put her on the spot, but she
Speaker 1: just torched my ego and I don't. I don't need
Speaker 1: that in my life. You know, I also don't. I'm
Speaker 1: not interested in being arm candy like I'm a good dude,
Speaker 1: I rock. You know what we're gonna do, Sean. I'm
Speaker 1: not even gonna ask Janine to get a second date. Whoa,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that that happened. Man, Can you up with
Speaker 1: the sex date with somebody else? Because I do have
Speaker 1: other matches, all right, that sounds good. Sean call us
Speaker 1: back when they ditch you coming up? It is the
Speaker 1: second is I didn't mean it as a diss. That's
Speaker 1: just truth. Little rat boys got dis Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Our text boards flooding with people right now who want
Speaker 1: to be Sean's arm candy at the reunion. Please can
Speaker 1: we set him up? We should these phone numbers and
Speaker 1: I guess he'll have to sort out who's going to
Speaker 1: be hot enough to make her jealous again. Alexis brings
Speaker 1: up a good point. They both never went to that
Speaker 1: high spot wander in. You just say that your name,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Michael, be a Michael. There's like eight
Speaker 1: thousand Michaels every high school, right. There's a million of
Speaker 1: the conversations that's like, hey you, yeah, you are familiar.
Speaker 1: Bigger picture here. You know what I really liked is
Speaker 1: how our community rallies around somebody like Sean. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean we do a charity drive for needy cats, nobody
Speaker 1: shows up a revenge call for some ugo basically had
Speaker 1: to get an extra security guard at the door because
Speaker 1: there's so many volunteers. We do we and I love
Speaker 1: our listeners. Remember you can always hear our second ad
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Speaker 1: Just so you know, each account has a lot different
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Speaker 1: out to us. If you ever need a second ad update,
Speaker 1: We'll call the person who wasn't calling you back Broke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. Does anybody understand the physical
Speaker 1: toll this job takes on my body, on your body.
Speaker 1: It's not physical labor, You're literally just we're sitting in
Speaker 1: a studio on a comfy chair and all those personal
Speaker 1: sacrifices that I have to make every single week. Well,
Speaker 1: a couple of days ago, I started feeling a tickle
Speaker 1: in my throat, so immediately I had to go into
Speaker 1: esm emergency song mode. That's where as soon as I
Speaker 1: leave work, I don't say a single word to anybody.
Speaker 1: It's all to preserve my precious talkie box. And let
Speaker 1: me tell you, not using your voice all the time
Speaker 1: is tough. You are just like Mariah Carey. Thank you,
Speaker 1: because there was a listener who recognized me at the
Speaker 1: gas station while I was in ESM and I just
Speaker 1: had to silently wave and nod at them for eight
Speaker 1: whole minutes. Oh that is so weird minute exactly the
Speaker 1: sacrifices I make for this show. And then when I
Speaker 1: went and got dinner at a restaurant, I do use
Speaker 1: shore raids to order my spaghetti bolonise? Do you know
Speaker 1: how hard it is to charade your hands? Are you bowling?
Speaker 1: And then my last name down probably help. Let's just
Speaker 1: say he didn't think I was slurping noodles. I'll just
Speaker 1: tell you, but wow, I did get it. I did
Speaker 1: it for you guys, for all the listeners. And now
Speaker 1: my throat is ready to open up and sing my
Speaker 1: brand new song of the week. I feologies. It's coming
Speaker 1: up at eight ten, all right, song time? And who's
Speaker 1: going to be heading to the pumpkin patch this weekend? Wow? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And out of that patch trying to score that perfect ten. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. The big round plump
Speaker 1: you bounce a dime off that rhynd feeling. Are you
Speaker 1: looking hereins or something else? I want to take home
Speaker 1: the Gigi hadid of fall fruits word. Yeah. You know.
Speaker 1: The more that I do these lines, the cooler I am, right,
Speaker 1: too cool for you guys. The truth is, though, most
Speaker 1: pumpkins that you're gonna find out of the patch aren't
Speaker 1: built that way. It's kind of like the fashion magazines.
Speaker 1: You see those perfect airbrush gourds on the cover of
Speaker 1: Home and Garden. That's not what real pumpkins are like.
Speaker 1: I like the ones with a little character, you know,
Speaker 1: twice little turns. Yeah, inside, you don't want to have
Speaker 1: to photo shop the stem in your photos. That's worse
Speaker 1: than a Victorian model photo shoot gone wrong. I saw
Speaker 1: the documentary. It wasn't good. That's why I wanted to
Speaker 1: call attention today to those awkward looking, wart wearing squashes
Speaker 1: that you see sitting out in the field all by themselves.
Speaker 1: That's right, they're getting passed over, laughed at, body shamed
Speaker 1: people coming by like you. It's too skinny, that pumpkin
Speaker 1: didn't eat enough, And I'm here to say leave them alone.
Speaker 1: But also don't leave them alone, take them home, but
Speaker 1: after that, then leave them alone. Yeah, exactly. So I
Speaker 1: wrote a song for all the sad, deformed, lonely, faded,
Speaker 1: orange and yellow spheres lying in the muck at the
Speaker 1: pumpkin patch waiting for somebody, anybody to just pick them.
Speaker 1: Relate to these pumpkins. Now, we're all feeling our inner pumpkins.
Speaker 1: And that's why instead of singing the hit song by
Speaker 1: Benet super Lonely, it's I Love Young Jeffreys, super orangey.
Speaker 1: It is a stretch, But pumpkins aren't perfect, and neither
Speaker 1: are myself. Rhyming with orange, Let's see what happens. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna point when I'm ready points. I'm just a punk guns,
Speaker 1: the top half of some gun, weird in the shape, fun,
Speaker 1: shriveled like the gun. The kids want to kicks me,
Speaker 1: but nobody picks me to take me home with jam
Speaker 1: because I'm ugly. You'm sitting in this dumb muddy field
Speaker 1: and dome is kind of mashed and skin is kind
Speaker 1: of appealing. Sorry, I'm organic, natural, will believe it, not
Speaker 1: like a Kardashian. Oh, it changes everything. I'm a sad
Speaker 1: gord getting ignored just a tad board. That one looks weird,
Speaker 1: but it's your loss. Find my match on plenty of squash.
Speaker 1: Look a bit rub duck. I wish I was cute,
Speaker 1: runs a the lid. I wish I was thicker. Got
Speaker 1: dreams of appearing like Cardiv's rearing, then I'll be showing him.
Speaker 1: But I'm lumpy Illa la la la la la lovey.
Speaker 1: I'm an ugly squish alhah ra or rah rah rack
Speaker 1: or orange super orange. My best friend was Cinderella's carriage,
Speaker 1: Mama's Halloween, and Dad's a pumpkin pie. Now desperate, I'm screaming,
Speaker 1: someone take my body and let me fighte your coffee
Speaker 1: A couple of girlfriends pointing, laughing at my small stand,
Speaker 1: But in my soul, I got more cold then a
Speaker 1: big gold. I've got a back hum, So where's as morella?
Speaker 1: But like your stepsist time look better with liquor. Due
Speaker 1: to my appearance, they put me on clearest inside the
Speaker 1: bargain dinner. Come adop me, eat hills La la la
Speaker 1: la la la la la love me. I'm your ugly
Speaker 1: friend ra ra rah me. I'm super lovely cut through
Speaker 1: my pampled, painty skin. Give me triangle eyes my godmverly
Speaker 1: hill surgeon, carver up my face for my blow, or
Speaker 1: give me a chuck, throw me down on the street.
Speaker 1: Tell the cop side jumped. Just don't leave me in
Speaker 1: this dump, please, I just wanna ride inside, y'all trap.
Speaker 1: I'm not looker. Fighters are crooked body, got camed in,
Speaker 1: been boot on by ragings. I may not entice you,
Speaker 1: but I might surprise you. Like me. I get model
Speaker 1: peaches h ng, I got Bobby Hits. La la la
Speaker 1: la la la be like an oatmeal dish ba ba
Speaker 1: b with proactive skin. No no no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no na, I'm super nobly all right. I loved it. Well,
Speaker 1: then go prove it. You better come home with the
Speaker 1: ugliest pumpkin I've ever seen this weekend, or I won't
Speaker 1: believe you. Oh my god, It's gonna be so hard
Speaker 1: for me because I really do at emotional attachment to
Speaker 1: things like this. Oh I think that pumpkins have feelings. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: it's sad pumpkin happy this weekend. Take him home and
Speaker 1: text into seven eight five nine to tell us what
Speaker 1: you thought about the song of the week. You can
Speaker 1: leave your sad comments when we post the video two
Speaker 1: up on our TikTok at Broken Jeffrey, love it up
Speaker 1: on our YouTube, on our Facebook Instagram, all of it
Speaker 1: at Broken Jeffrey, and just go adopt a sad ugly
Speaker 1: pump kids. That's your good deed for the fall. That's
Speaker 1: your song of the week. You got a text into
Speaker 1: seven eighty five to nine two that says, my two
Speaker 1: daughters just heard the song on the way to school.
Speaker 1: They now have a mission to find the ugliest pumpkin
Speaker 1: they possibly can this weekend, and I'm inspired. From now on,
Speaker 1: we're calling them rescue pumpkins. That's actually not a bad
Speaker 1: marketing strategy for farms out there, Like you have ten
Speaker 1: to fifteen pumpkins off to the side that are called rescues,
Speaker 1: They're gonna be the first ones to go. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you missed it. Instead of singing the twenty nineteen songs
Speaker 1: super Lonely by Benet, I sang my own version called
Speaker 1: super Orangey, to shine a light on all those sad,
Speaker 1: lonely forgotten pumpkins you sit out in the pumpkin patch
Speaker 1: waiting to be brought home to a family who would
Speaker 1: love them despite all of their imperfections. And I know
Speaker 1: we got a lot of text on this Brook Where
Speaker 1: are you sing? I like this one? I enjoyed your song.
Speaker 1: On the way to work. My husband and I got
Speaker 1: into a fight about it. Oh no, she says. I
Speaker 1: won't go into details, but you should know it ended
Speaker 1: when he called me a pumpkin elitist and from now
Speaker 1: on he walks to work. Oh an issue. But if
Speaker 1: you like the song, if you missed it, or if
Speaker 1: you want to share it with someone who's going to
Speaker 1: be headed to the pumpkin patch soon, make sure to
Speaker 1: go to Brooke and Jeffrey on TikTok, Facebook, Instagram, or
Speaker 1: subscribe to our YouTube. All of that is at Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey. Okay, and go rescue an ugly pumpkin. This
Speaker 1: weekend brook streak ended in shame yesterday. I am still
Speaker 1: that she's looking to come back today. When you play
Speaker 1: first timer Tiffany from gold Bar who's a stay at
Speaker 1: home mom, and Tiffany Brooks says she loves beating stay
Speaker 1: at home moms, likes embarrassing them and making them cry.
Speaker 1: That's what she told us off the air. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: maybe Tiffany needs a cry today? Do you need a
Speaker 1: good cry. If you're a stay at home mommy do
Speaker 1: with three kids? I mean I tend to have a
Speaker 1: good cry quite often. I give it up to you.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you do it at Brook six nannies. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. We're sending Brook out of
Speaker 1: the studio. All that happens, Tiffany, you know the game's played.
Speaker 1: He got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
Speaker 1: you have to beat broke out right to win. Are
Speaker 1: you ready? I'm ready? All right, Good luck, Tiffany. Your
Speaker 1: time starts now. Sometimes you want to go where everybody
Speaker 1: knows your name? Is the theme song for what show?
Speaker 1: The majority of Polar Bears live? Where Antarta, Canada or Bellingham, Artica?
Speaker 1: Eva Mendez has two children with what famous actors? What
Speaker 1: are preserved bones of extinct animals and plants called boss?
Speaker 1: How many swimmers take part in an Olympic medley relay team?
Speaker 1: A relay team? Four? What formal garment is translated in
Speaker 1: Japanese to a thing to wear? All right? Yeah, good
Speaker 1: work there, especially at the end. We're gonna bring Brook
Speaker 1: back in studio, and I see on my phone. Screener here, Tiffany,
Speaker 1: that even though it's not even October yet, you've already
Speaker 1: gone out to the pumpkin patches I have. Do you
Speaker 1: have to go again in October? Some rotten pumpkins, Tiffany.
Speaker 1: We're not carving them yet, they're just on my porch. Okay,
Speaker 1: once you break the seal, yeah yeah, real soupy. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: let's up. Kids. You got to keep them outside, keep
Speaker 1: them running around, So go on quite a few times.
Speaker 1: If they're oldie Engross, it looks even scarier. So like,
Speaker 1: all right, Brook, it's your turn. Are you ready? Yes,
Speaker 1: here we go. Your time starts now. Sometimes you go
Speaker 1: where everybody knows your name. Is the theme song for
Speaker 1: What Shares The majority of Polar Bears live Where Antarctica,
Speaker 1: Canada or Bellingham, Canada. Eva Mendez has two children with
Speaker 1: what famous actor in the past? What are preserved bones
Speaker 1: of extinct animals and plants? Bols? How many swimmers take
Speaker 1: part in an Olympic medley relay team medley? That's cute? Five?
Speaker 1: What formal garment is translated in Japanese to a thing
Speaker 1: to wear? All right, we got those answers in time
Speaker 1: to go to the scoreboard to see how you both did.
Speaker 1: With Jose You're just the most perfect, most beautiful girl
Speaker 1: on all the world, and I love you so much.
Speaker 1: That's literally still me. I would say he as a kid,
Speaker 1: but a girl likes my pick online and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I love you. Alright, Activity, you've got three corrected days
Speaker 1: showed up strong the last three in a row too.
Speaker 1: And brook you got four. Teffanie, we need to hear
Speaker 1: those tiers for Brooks save all right, let's go over.
Speaker 1: The answer is real quick for everybody. Sometimes you want
Speaker 1: to go where everybody knows your name. That's the theme
Speaker 1: song to Cheers Sometimes you Want to Go, which premiered
Speaker 1: on this day back in nineteen eighty two. Wow. The
Speaker 1: majority of polar bears do not live in Bellingham. They
Speaker 1: live in Canada. Seventy five percent of all polar bears
Speaker 1: called Canada home. A lot of Vikings live in Bellingham,
Speaker 1: though Western Eva Mendez has two kids with famous actor
Speaker 1: Ryan Gosling. The preserved bones of extinct animals and plants
Speaker 1: are called fossils. There are four swimmers in an Olympic
Speaker 1: medley relay team at the same time. That would be
Speaker 1: a on Olympics to watch and the formal garment translated
Speaker 1: in Japanese to a thing to wear is a kimono. So, Tiffany,
Speaker 1: unfortunately we can't give you any money here, but just
Speaker 1: we're playing, you do win a pair of tickets to
Speaker 1: Octoberfest Northwest at the Washington State Fairgrounds. Oh sleep, more
Speaker 1: places to get your kids to run around there you
Speaker 1: go right, Yeah, you can enjoy all the authentic Octoberfest
Speaker 1: experiences with music, food, dancing. It all happens on October
Speaker 1: seventh through October nights, so you enjoy all right, Tiffany,
Speaker 1: thank you, I appreciate it. Yeah, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for playing. We'll be back to do win Brooks Buck
Speaker 1: same time on Monday, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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