Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to fifty seven,
Speaker 1: Episode two of Dirt Dailies production of I Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into America's share consciousness. And it's Tuesday, October four. Good
Speaker 1: day for coming in loud and clear, that exactly, and
Speaker 1: you know what, surprisingly nothing to do with CB Radios,
Speaker 1: truckers and none of that. National Cinnamon Bunday, National Golf
Speaker 1: Lover's Day, National Taco Day, National Vodka Day, and National
Speaker 1: Eat Fruit at Work Day, which, okay, eat fruit at work?
Speaker 1: Is that a thing you're not supposed to do? Picture
Speaker 1: the person who started the campaign to get a national
Speaker 1: day for eating crude at work. We're probably just like
Speaker 1: some market marketer. But I like to imagine instead somebody
Speaker 1: who's like nobody, everybody's gonna judge me if I eat
Speaker 1: this apple at my desk. Every day is National fruit Day.
Speaker 1: I'm sick of it. Thank you. Vodka Day, Yeah, that
Speaker 1: vodka has pretty strong following year round, but all right, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's definitely from the industry. Yeah, Golf Lovers Day is
Speaker 1: also that's yeah, and I'm sure that's from like, yeah,
Speaker 1: the municipal, like politicians who can't protect our golf courses,
Speaker 1: remember golf Lovers Day. These are a sweet sweet suck
Speaker 1: on our natural resources that can't protect our parks for
Speaker 1: the rich at all. Problems our private parks for the
Speaker 1: rich to walk around them. That's like what they probably
Speaker 1: consider like their house. Like it's like that's our Section
Speaker 1: eight housing, like the government pace. Yeah, alright, well, my
Speaker 1: name is Jack O'Brien A plumpers. That's right, plumpers. That
Speaker 1: is what I like to call my legs. When you
Speaker 1: see these plumpers, you'll think that guy must have mad boosties.
Speaker 1: That is courtesy of Joseiah on Twitter. This ak for
Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien inspired by Blake Wexler's deeply upsetting use of
Speaker 1: the word plumpers last week. So shout shout out to
Speaker 1: you never forget is what I say about the use
Speaker 1: of plumpers to describe the legs. And I'm thrilled to
Speaker 1: be jointed as always by my co host Mr Miles
Speaker 1: starting point God for the Adelaide thirty six says, here
Speaker 1: comes missed in Miles Gray. Oh, shout out to the
Speaker 1: Adelaide thirty six is who had an upset win over
Speaker 1: the Phoenix Suns, and I just love the idea that
Speaker 1: I read the headline that was like Adelaide thirty sixers
Speaker 1: pull off an upset against the Phoenix Suns in preseason.
Speaker 1: I immediately was like, what the fuck are the thirty sixers.
Speaker 1: It's when the colony of South Australia was proclaimed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like the their version of seventy sixers. But it's
Speaker 1: the headline that came across my transom when I saw
Speaker 1: that was like this title contender got rinsed, but like
Speaker 1: an Australian team, the first NBA team to lose to
Speaker 1: like a non NBA team since okay see, and like
Speaker 1: I think it was like years ago, and I I
Speaker 1: just had a not in my stomach because I clicked through,
Speaker 1: like a good consumer of click bait to see which
Speaker 1: team it was because I don't follow the preseason so
Speaker 1: closely that I that this happened. Yeah, it wasn't like,
Speaker 1: oh man, the Sun's got to catch that, but yeah,
Speaker 1: it was very relieved that it was the Suns that
Speaker 1: not my seventies sixers. Good show from the National Basketball League,
Speaker 1: the NBL in Australia, Australia, and that was the worst
Speaker 1: attempt at such a bad attempt at an Australian accent
Speaker 1: that I shouldn't have even acknowledged that's what I was doing,
Speaker 1: because I just moved Yeah, move on. And also, so
Speaker 1: the last time the Sun is played at home was
Speaker 1: when it's it's very strange they lost by like fifty.
Speaker 1: It was supposed to be a big game seven. It
Speaker 1: had been like a back and forth battle. They were
Speaker 1: expected to prevail and they were just like down forty
Speaker 1: after the first quarter, and it was this very strange
Speaker 1: like malaise had come over them. And now their first
Speaker 1: game I think since then and they lose in a
Speaker 1: and that this was by far the best team in
Speaker 1: the NBA last year. So it's even if you're not
Speaker 1: an NBA fan, this is like interesting from a psychological perspective.
Speaker 1: It shows that the you know, the the talent gap,
Speaker 1: you know, it might be tightening. Oh yeah, it could
Speaker 1: be that too. Let's give it to thet I'm giving
Speaker 1: it to the thirties old It sounds like the thirty
Speaker 1: sixers are a farm team to the seventies sixers. Do yeah, exactly, Hey,
Speaker 1: what do you guys are playing like a bunch of
Speaker 1: fifties sixers? Well, Miles, that voice that just came man
Speaker 1: before he was introduced, always to be joined in our
Speaker 1: third seat. Hilarious and talented comedian and podcast host. You've
Speaker 1: seen him doing stand up on something called TV, which
Speaker 1: I'm told as short for television. You've heard him on podcasts, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's still you know, still has its adherents. I'm told.
Speaker 1: Also you've heard him on podcast like the truly hilarious
Speaker 1: get Rich Nicks. Please welcome the brilliant and talented Nick Turner.
Speaker 1: I do not wait for the man who does not
Speaker 1: work for introduction. It's me, baby, Okay. I got some
Speaker 1: good ideas to sell some merchant in uh in professional sports. Okay.
Speaker 1: You remember when I hop went, I hoped for Burgers, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it fucking crushed. Yeah, everybody loved it. Yeah, for
Speaker 1: sure you got there's a TikTok trend where you would
Speaker 1: go to hop or whatever and anyway, So I think
Speaker 1: the forty Niners just for one week changed their name
Speaker 1: to the sixty niner and then sell a ship ton
Speaker 1: of march and then fire whoever's idea was and pretending
Speaker 1: to walk it back or another idea. Okay, this one's
Speaker 1: better fun that idea would Stock sixty niners professional team
Speaker 1: in wood Stock. It's the only other number that works
Speaker 1: for the only other other reason to have a sixty nine.
Speaker 1: Oh right, because that's the year of love. I was
Speaker 1: the summer of love. Just picturing two hippies sixty nine
Speaker 1: in the mud, and that was much less pleasant. Oh
Speaker 1: I bet a lot of that happened though, for sure,
Speaker 1: for sure, just for hours at a time, lazily. They're
Speaker 1: doing it out of laziness. I have time they were
Speaker 1: already naked and they fell down that way and just
Speaker 1: we're like, I guess I would get away to spend
Speaker 1: the afternoon as any Yeah, yeah, I would celebrate the
Speaker 1: birth of social justice hero Rhett Farve. He was born
Speaker 1: in nine, so I would. I would honor him. There
Speaker 1: you go, always keeping the destitute in mind when building
Speaker 1: a volleyball stadium for your daughter. So you're just frantically
Speaker 1: googling people born in nineteen. You had everything because I
Speaker 1: was like, so much happened, and I'm like, what's the
Speaker 1: weirdest thing that I happened? Oh man, we knew that
Speaker 1: guy was a liar because that's not how what his
Speaker 1: name is it? Yeah? Yeah, mhm it got southern fied.
Speaker 1: Southern fied is not a word. But he's from Mississippi,
Speaker 1: I believe. Yeah, yeah, shout shout out, Shout out to
Speaker 1: the Grand miss shout out to sealing from the poor
Speaker 1: like Mississippi. No one does it better. All right, Nick,
Speaker 1: we're gonna get to know you a little bit better
Speaker 1: in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listener a
Speaker 1: couple of things we're talking about. We're gonna talk about
Speaker 1: the Brazilian election. It was much closer than people expected.
Speaker 1: Bosonaro one enough votes two pushed to a runoff that's
Speaker 1: going to happen at the end of the month, and
Speaker 1: the markets were psyched. The market markets surged after his
Speaker 1: stronger than expected than the guy who's like, I'm really
Speaker 1: leaning into leftist social justice for this go around, like
Speaker 1: when they like, oh thank god, Yeah yeah, so we'll
Speaker 1: talk about that. We'll talk about MTG is now just
Speaker 1: leaning into the paranoia. Marjorie Taylor Green is claiming that
Speaker 1: Republicans are being hunted. So, I mean, she's she wants
Speaker 1: people to just start killing Democrats. I think it's precisely
Speaker 1: what they're trying to do is just to motivate more
Speaker 1: political violence on their side, just complete fucking lies. We're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about more obscure sports cheating never a bad time,
Speaker 1: but we recently talked about allegations of cheating happening in
Speaker 1: the world of chess. Did you guys talk last week
Speaker 1: about the poker hand while I was out? No, that
Speaker 1: just froze Twitter. It was all the only thing that
Speaker 1: people were talking about on Twitter for like two days
Speaker 1: was this woman winning a hand of Texas hold him
Speaker 1: and the guy and just like dead inside, right, he
Speaker 1: was like, what, how could you Why would you have
Speaker 1: done that? Though it doesn't make any analytical sense that
Speaker 1: you would have made that made that and she I
Speaker 1: think she like misread her cards or something, but he
Speaker 1: like made her give him his money back. And the
Speaker 1: whole thing is because he was accusing her of cheating. Right.
Speaker 1: I definitely saw that because the clip was blowing up
Speaker 1: and I started watching, but it was like a four
Speaker 1: minute clip and nothing was happening and I don't have
Speaker 1: time for this. And by the end of the clip,
Speaker 1: you you can see that something has happened because the
Speaker 1: people around them at the table are like, oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: and like wow, I can't believe it's a dead drop.
Speaker 1: He's drawn dead on this one. I'm like, uh huh,
Speaker 1: But like, once I read into it, it just comes
Speaker 1: down to him thinking she had worse cards than she
Speaker 1: did and her behavior it's it seems pretty straight. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then he's like, but she the things she said
Speaker 1: didn't make any sense. And now I have read theories
Speaker 1: from supposedly smart people being like, you can actually see
Speaker 1: her pants vibrating at one point, everyone's pants and asshole vibrating.
Speaker 1: That is place we got. It has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with vibrating assholes. I'll probably promise you that, but I
Speaker 1: will tell you what it is. I'm just gonna let
Speaker 1: you hear the anger first and then we'll we'll unfold
Speaker 1: it from there. Anyways. Yeah, well we'll talk about that
Speaker 1: and uh and all of that plenty more. But first, Nick,
Speaker 1: what is something from your search history? Oh finally you
Speaker 1: got to me, Jesus, Jesus, I thought there were some
Speaker 1: more sports I hadn't heard of doing cheating all right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Well it's weird because it's almost exclusively porn. Okay, well
Speaker 1: I like that. If it's almost exclusively then whatever is it?
Speaker 1: I think it is probably the most interesting. What interrupted
Speaker 1: your points? Now? Sometimes I'm just done, but this is
Speaker 1: one of those times, which is why I finally agreed
Speaker 1: to do your podcast. I was googling late night eats
Speaker 1: in Philadelphia this weekend. I was I was nowhere near
Speaker 1: but no, I was in Philadelphia. I just wanted to
Speaker 1: know what I could be eating. What do the people
Speaker 1: of Philadelphia eating this late evening? We we were at
Speaker 1: a wedding and we were staying at the Maage Hotel,
Speaker 1: which kind of if you slur it, kind of sounds
Speaker 1: like the jaj Mahal. The That's what I call um.
Speaker 1: And so at the Yeah, figured away to make it work.
Speaker 1: I mean, I got all the time in the world. Um,
Speaker 1: if I stayed the Mine, Yeah, you got it. I
Speaker 1: mean it might be easier to pull off that you
Speaker 1: stayed at the Mirage than the Okay, we were staying
Speaker 1: at the Mirage Mahal and we got back late on
Speaker 1: Friday and I asked the front desk girl, sorry, woman,
Speaker 1: if she had a recommendation m for anything to eat,
Speaker 1: and she says, you know what, nope, wait like that
Speaker 1: she hit me with it like that. Yeah, she was like,
Speaker 1: She's like maybe she wasn't gonna do it. But then
Speaker 1: she's like, I've been burned before. I don't have a recommendation.
Speaker 1: And I said, okay, well that's weird. But she said, okay,
Speaker 1: I do have a recommendation. You can try uber eats, right, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: that is hilarious. She was absolutely done. Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: had to do a little googling myself, but you know what,
Speaker 1: I checked out uber eats. It worked. She wasn't wrong.
Speaker 1: I got some Chinese food. It was fantastic. Oh great.
Speaker 1: And I was always also at a wedding too similar situation,
Speaker 1: like like the the night before when like the Friday
Speaker 1: night stuff had ended and you're getting back to the hotel.
Speaker 1: But I'm like probably like i'm smoking and ships I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh man, I want to eat. And but we were
Speaker 1: like in a fucking like two lane highway town And
Speaker 1: it was funny because me and this other guest of
Speaker 1: the wedding, we were both like we must have both
Speaker 1: had been like hungry, because we're both looking our phones
Speaker 1: at the same time. We turned to like our partners
Speaker 1: were like, there's nothing on uber eats right now, So
Speaker 1: I eat a lot of fucking pretzels. Yeah, well you
Speaker 1: should have been in the sixth largest city in the
Speaker 1: United this place called New Kuyama, which was it's a
Speaker 1: town on the other side of the mountains of where
Speaker 1: like Santa Barbara is. I had never been here before
Speaker 1: growing up in southern California, but apparently it was this
Speaker 1: town that Arco thought was gonna be the new Saudi Arabia,
Speaker 1: like in the fifties or sixties, and set up all
Speaker 1: this infrastructure to be like here we go, and then
Speaker 1: the wells went dry and it just fucking collapsed. And
Speaker 1: then these people are trying to like revitalize it, which
Speaker 1: is the most stressful undertaking. I think I've ever heard
Speaker 1: someone say out loud it's like, we want to bring
Speaker 1: this town back to life. And I'm like, wow, that
Speaker 1: that's a lot of time and commitment. But yeah, it
Speaker 1: was great, good time. But Exxon already drank their milkshake. Yes, absolutely, yeah,
Speaker 1: all of it. I mean, I think what they did
Speaker 1: was they thought they saw like a big gas cup
Speaker 1: and they're like, there's probably a shipload of milkshake in
Speaker 1: that cup, and then they drank a little bit like okay,
Speaker 1: there was only one sip. Were over our skis on
Speaker 1: that one. What is something you think is overrated? Okay?
Speaker 1: I think overrated is flying to weddings? Mm hmm. I
Speaker 1: think that we as a society should just pick a
Speaker 1: city where the most people you want to come are,
Speaker 1: and those people go to your wedding and no one
Speaker 1: else does, and we just don't even do it anymore.
Speaker 1: We don't fly to five different weddings in a year.
Speaker 1: We just hang out in our house, We tell our
Speaker 1: closest loved ones we love them, and we move on
Speaker 1: with our lives. What do you think your support when
Speaker 1: people have at a normal party, they don't expect you
Speaker 1: to fly in for it. Not one person has ever
Speaker 1: flown into one of my rangers. Fair, fair, I mean
Speaker 1: what would you do that? Though? Like, is there like
Speaker 1: an algorithm you set up to try and find what's
Speaker 1: the like to do this diplomatically? It's like, well, you're
Speaker 1: from here, you're from here, we live here, our friends
Speaker 1: are in this city. Use that like triangulation formula that
Speaker 1: the police used to discover where a serial killer lives. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, you get your yarn out and then but
Speaker 1: it turns out the answer is always the city that
Speaker 1: you currently live in. Right, yeah, yeah, it turns out
Speaker 1: that's where my friends are. But then people it's always
Speaker 1: like a small city, you know, like you'll go and
Speaker 1: then the people. The smaller the city, the more expensive
Speaker 1: it is to go there. Yeah, like if you're flying
Speaker 1: into New Kuyama, that's like, oh you can't. I mean
Speaker 1: there was there is an airstrip next next to the hotel,
Speaker 1: but I don't think it's nothing has landed or taken
Speaker 1: off from there in decades. But it's it's an interesting
Speaker 1: thing where it's like it's cheaper to have the wedding
Speaker 1: in like a smaller town or something because the market
Speaker 1: isn't as inflated as like a bigger city. But like
Speaker 1: to your point, it's like, yeah, getting there's like six
Speaker 1: grand though. Yeah, and it's in California, Like I can
Speaker 1: get to Tokyo cheaper than I can get to Cincinnati. Wait,
Speaker 1: you get those tickets because oh I have a private airport.
Speaker 1: There were some people on the I play to Philly.
Speaker 1: There was like a nine person family and they were like, uh,
Speaker 1: they they had been having fun at the airport and
Speaker 1: then when they got on there's the dad was like,
Speaker 1: we're flying private from now on this is ridiculous. But
Speaker 1: it's like they weren't even in this class, and I
Speaker 1: wonder if he knew how much private was They didn't wait,
Speaker 1: did did he feasibly look like someone who may have
Speaker 1: flown private? Or they were saying that like as if
Speaker 1: they don't know, and they're just like, I like that idea,
Speaker 1: were flying private? But you know that you've seen people
Speaker 1: where you're like, this guy could live on the street
Speaker 1: or yeah, yeah, yeah, and I don't know if you
Speaker 1: have If you have money to fly nine family members
Speaker 1: on a plane, you obviously are not a broke person
Speaker 1: or terrible with money or you because they were almost
Speaker 1: all kids. Yeah, oh and just have that like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got nine kids and we do whatever we want
Speaker 1: because money is not an object. Right next up Tahiti.
Speaker 1: But private. Also, it's probably tough to get nine seats
Speaker 1: in first, you know, so maybe that's why he was
Speaker 1: back and then blaming the kids. It's like up there,
Speaker 1: did he allowedly say it as he got on the plane?
Speaker 1: That's that was an interesting Yeah, because we got on
Speaker 1: early because we have a kid now under two, and
Speaker 1: we like the board earlier, so this was kind of
Speaker 1: a private show for us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that we
Speaker 1: were of me too. I love that traveling with the
Speaker 1: babies not not fun, nothing better. I'm pretty sure there's
Speaker 1: every everything is better traveling with the baby, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: except that, Well what we did an east coast trip
Speaker 1: like three weeks ago too, and we brought the dog also,
Speaker 1: and so we had baby and the doug. So this
Speaker 1: is that sounds like a nightmare. Yeah, but it wasn't
Speaker 1: as bad as the trip was as hell. I mean,
Speaker 1: because that's the thing. People think the traveling with the
Speaker 1: baby and the dog are hell, but no, when you
Speaker 1: get to the place, it sucks the whole time. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have to bring like a Formula one races worth
Speaker 1: of infrastructure with you, like plane, to be like all right, man,
Speaker 1: this kid can shoot anywhere, and we have multiple outfits
Speaker 1: and we're ready to go for any contingency. But there's
Speaker 1: too many things too, and there's always something insane you forgot,
Speaker 1: like this time we forgot socks and shoes. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: just everyone got got to the airport, stepped out of
Speaker 1: the car. No, oh man, my shoes are all cold
Speaker 1: and rocky. The cab driver a hundred dollars, I got
Speaker 1: his socks. Iver got his shoes and we just stuck
Speaker 1: the baby's feet in each one of our breast pockets. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good to go, that's yeah. The trips are overrated. For like,
Speaker 1: I'm just now coming out of the phase where it
Speaker 1: is straight up a nightmare to to travel and even
Speaker 1: still like the four year old is rough laden because
Speaker 1: when he wakes. But when is it the worst? What
Speaker 1: year is the worst? It's like right now through Like
Speaker 1: I'd say, I'd say, like two true for is pretty bad?
Speaker 1: Oh tell me it's over yeah, because it's at an
Speaker 1: age where like a movie does not like that. They
Speaker 1: get bored with a movie pretty quickly, and so you
Speaker 1: can't just watch my phone for two hours while I
Speaker 1: just enjoy the silence. But it's yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty.
Speaker 1: It's a lot. It's just you do it? Why did
Speaker 1: we do it? It's a great question. No, but I
Speaker 1: love him, wouldn't change it for a things. What else
Speaker 1: is happening? What's something you think is well? Something you
Speaker 1: think is underrated? Okay, underrated? I would say a DJ
Speaker 1: at your wedding. The people that come up to me
Speaker 1: and they say, I got a band from the extra money,
Speaker 1: and we got it, buddy, the band, Well, guess what
Speaker 1: the band takes breaks and the band is. They have
Speaker 1: varying levels of talent, and the the band doesn't do
Speaker 1: any Jackson five right, the band, whatever the band is.
Speaker 1: There's no band on earth that is as diverse as
Speaker 1: I would like a wedding playlist to be. Right. I
Speaker 1: went to a wedding in Philly and they did not
Speaker 1: play let me clear my throat. It's because the band
Speaker 1: didn't know it. I help them for more of the
Speaker 1: motown Philly vibe. Yeah, you just need you need a
Speaker 1: few Yes, I know, I appreciated it. Checked. Back in school,
Speaker 1: we used to dream of bab sounds like they could
Speaker 1: use you on the mic. Okay, so anyway, you know,
Speaker 1: you just the bands are nice. But when I'm at
Speaker 1: a wedding, nothing, nothing a band is doing makes me
Speaker 1: like run to the dance floor unless Okay, yeah, I've
Speaker 1: been to a one wedding where the band was so
Speaker 1: fucking good I couldn't believe it, Like they were killed,
Speaker 1: like we're fucking killing it like they did Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: and then hit like cool in the gang seamlessly and
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, fuck was really good. Damn where find
Speaker 1: But it's even wilder this week. So I was at
Speaker 1: a wedding two this weekend. It was what was wild
Speaker 1: is they hired a DJ who comes with a drummer,
Speaker 1: a trumbone player, and the DJ plays sacks so he'll
Speaker 1: be like playing ship. And then I took a video
Speaker 1: because this was so wild. This is them doing house music,
Speaker 1: but this dude is ripping a trumbone. Oh shit, fucked
Speaker 1: up my whole mic. Hold up, I just we're not
Speaker 1: getting that video, not a chance. This thing so turned up, okay,
Speaker 1: and I gotta share this band. Just listen. You know
Speaker 1: this track they're playing too, like this is the dj.
Speaker 1: Trumbon player played the shoot like moving around a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this dude was getting his check. Yeah, just so many
Speaker 1: songs they were just the trumbone player would come out
Speaker 1: of nowhere and just like rip a trumbone solo to like,
Speaker 1: that's fu incredible. I wanna blew my mind. I think
Speaker 1: that is such a great endorsement for what you're talking about, Nick.
Speaker 1: And also the other big endorsement that Myles just said
Speaker 1: was that he's been to one wedding where the band
Speaker 1: actually like Miles goes to a wedding every weekend. He
Speaker 1: is the most popular human being. I know. He's I
Speaker 1: didn't invite me. He goes on Twitter and just searches
Speaker 1: that we're getting married and friends. Like how people were
Speaker 1: like zoom bomb in the early pandemic controls just look
Speaker 1: for loose zoom links of every engagement photo popping over
Speaker 1: a bush. And I'm like, man, this band one band
Speaker 1: that Chicken from out of the hole, out of his
Speaker 1: whole wedding crasher career that but that was amazing, Like
Speaker 1: it was just kind of like they knew how to
Speaker 1: use the instruments like that were like horn or brass
Speaker 1: based and just like accentuate and I was fantastic. This
Speaker 1: band was a whole a bunch of old lawyers literally
Speaker 1: old lawyers, and they play the other thing you look
Speaker 1: for in a good band, Yeah, like seventies rock music.
Speaker 1: And it sounds that description sounds bad, yes, but I
Speaker 1: will say they were incredible at what they did, like
Speaker 1: playing seventies rock covers. Like the first song was like
Speaker 1: I could have sworn that guy was Neil Young had
Speaker 1: come out. He was doing a Neil Young and I
Speaker 1: was like, and they were all really great at their instruments,
Speaker 1: but at one point the guy, the lead singer, said, um,
Speaker 1: people say, people complain that all of our music, every
Speaker 1: everyone that wrote it is dead. But so we do
Speaker 1: have one newer song and we're gonna play it right now.
Speaker 1: And they played Wagon Wheel rock Me mam My Locker
Speaker 1: Wagon that one. You know, I don't know, it was
Speaker 1: like fifteen years old. I like to like. But guess
Speaker 1: who's not dead? Three four on a dark desert highway.
Speaker 1: You know what, they are alive. They're still here. So
Speaker 1: that eagles never die, never die, never die. Amazing. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break. We'll be right back and
Speaker 1: we're back. And yeah, so real quick check in with
Speaker 1: the Brazilian election. I hope we've been kind of talking
Speaker 1: about this, keeping eyes on this for a little while now,
Speaker 1: because it is a fairly straightforward showdown between progressive leftist
Speaker 1: policies and open and unabashed fascism, and fascism didn't like
Speaker 1: fully prevail, but it did better than expected. And yeah,
Speaker 1: so Lula, who is a leftist former president in Brazil,
Speaker 1: was expected to beat Balsonaro in the first round of
Speaker 1: the election and get fifty pc of the vote. He
Speaker 1: did not. He got forty eight point five. Balsonaro got
Speaker 1: like around forty three, and so that leads to a runoff,
Speaker 1: which gives some are more opportunities to you know, claim
Speaker 1: fraud stage of coup. And yeah, it just I don't
Speaker 1: know that. The main reason I'm bringing it up is
Speaker 1: because the main story from Reuters about this was like
Speaker 1: markets are surging after Bosonaro is stronger than expected result
Speaker 1: because and I just think it kind of goes back
Speaker 1: to what we've been saying on this show, which is
Speaker 1: that the status quo like powers that be in the world,
Speaker 1: in the global economy, would much rather have fascism than
Speaker 1: they would leftist policies that actually helped people, right right, Well,
Speaker 1: that's we definitely know that sharing is well fuck the
Speaker 1: market up terribly. So isn't this how we can classify
Speaker 1: every international election now that it's like it's either the
Speaker 1: fascist or the crunchy leftist like Italy France. Well, I
Speaker 1: I think in other countries, the thing that the fascism
Speaker 1: is is not the ingredient that that's missing. Fascism is everywhere.
Speaker 1: The leftist is the ingredient that's usually missing, like an
Speaker 1: openly progressive leftist candidate is usually missing, and it hasn't
Speaker 1: been Like South and Central America, there's been some success
Speaker 1: with leftist leaders taking power, which is one of surprise.
Speaker 1: Brazil's like, go voted the person that y'all are voting for,
Speaker 1: rather than go coup. That will help our global interests,
Speaker 1: which is I feel like what we normally here in
Speaker 1: these situations especially, and that makes sense because on the
Speaker 1: like the financial side of it, everyone's like, hey, man, hey,
Speaker 1: that was great for the market. So huh yeah, not
Speaker 1: sure what the lived experiences for you know, marginalized Brazilian people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean the alliance between corporate rule, capitalism as it
Speaker 1: currently exists, and fascism has been clear. In the US
Speaker 1: for a long time. There was an attempt to overthrow
Speaker 1: FDR administration, which we've talked about before called the business plot,
Speaker 1: where you know, FDRs administration was the result of the
Speaker 1: left word movement in the event of catastrophic failure of
Speaker 1: the market rule philosophy which led to the Great Depression,
Speaker 1: and so a bunch of business leaders hired a military
Speaker 1: general to overthrow it to like try and stage a
Speaker 1: cool in the U S government, and it was found
Speaker 1: out because they like the general was like nah, fuck
Speaker 1: you guys and that but that's the only reason it
Speaker 1: was like found out and that like that that is
Speaker 1: the truth about the current status quo. Like Jeff Bezos,
Speaker 1: like people who are some of the most powerful people
Speaker 1: in the world would much rather have fascism than leftist
Speaker 1: rule and like socialism. Yeah, just just watching kind of
Speaker 1: like the the like the last push, like this last week,
Speaker 1: I mean, Bolsonaro got like a ton of people to
Speaker 1: be like yo, better fucking get on wax endorsing me.
Speaker 1: Like Neymar the soccer player did like this very cringe
Speaker 1: e video where he was like singing Bolsonaro's like like
Speaker 1: campaign slogan, and it's just you know, it's it's it's
Speaker 1: interesting to watch just how like like how the mainstream
Speaker 1: responds to this, how they're like more some artists are
Speaker 1: like no, we would never vote for Bolsonaro. A lot
Speaker 1: of like athletes are like more traditional like conservative and
Speaker 1: like yeah, we're all in here. And also just see
Speaker 1: that like the pieces are there for, you know, a
Speaker 1: potential coup, but a lot of people feel that it
Speaker 1: might not be enough of a plurality of the military
Speaker 1: and police to pull it. Off. But I think that's
Speaker 1: what makes this run off like scary because in the
Speaker 1: interim between them, between now and the runoff, a lot
Speaker 1: more destabilizing ship can occur if Bolsonaro tries to, you know,
Speaker 1: follow through on what he seemed to have been promising,
Speaker 1: which is like I ain't leave him. Yeah, And Bolsonaro
Speaker 1: was like people, the overall story had been he was
Speaker 1: just getting his ass kicked in this election. So having
Speaker 1: a stronger than expected result, who knows what that's gonna
Speaker 1: do for military leaders who are like on the fence
Speaker 1: about whether or not to participate in the coup that
Speaker 1: he is clearly kind of steady, steadily pressuring them to
Speaker 1: to carry out so and so much. Fucking dude, there's
Speaker 1: so much, Like the rainforest is such a big deal,
Speaker 1: Like I think so much that's going to be determined
Speaker 1: by who wins this election. Like there's so there's so
Speaker 1: much at stake that I think, you know, from us
Speaker 1: on the outside, you know, looking in and just don't
Speaker 1: don't fully grasp. And every time I'm like reading, I'm
Speaker 1: like Jesus, the corruption, the fucking like he's the state
Speaker 1: of our rainforests and ship like that all hang in
Speaker 1: the balance just record deforestation under both narrow and like
Speaker 1: that is not just it doesn't seem like it's like
Speaker 1: a a accidental byproduct of his of his philosophy. It's
Speaker 1: like that part of this philosophy is like not like
Speaker 1: those trees. Yea. So so everybody in Brazil, it's time
Speaker 1: to vote, all right, and the only way we can
Speaker 1: save democracies if you vote. So if you're already in line,
Speaker 1: stay in line, right, And that's why the other thing,
Speaker 1: like we were going to start a campaign on here
Speaker 1: called Rock the Vote where we just like get people
Speaker 1: to understand that it's cool to vote and hopefully that'll
Speaker 1: that'll change change the type. Yeah, it sounds so cool.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about trying to wrap the vote. There was
Speaker 1: a wrap of the Vote, I think there was. That's
Speaker 1: a real campaign. Yeah. That was also very like the
Speaker 1: album wasn't a fourty year old? Was Hillary Clinton like
Speaker 1: driving bars on the on the album or oh my god.
Speaker 1: It feels like like it was like Chuck d probably
Speaker 1: was out there, you know, like that that era of things, right,
Speaker 1: mm hmm. I'm not finding anything good now. I think
Speaker 1: I think we Mandela affected it. There was definitely something
Speaker 1: where rappers were coming out like in like weird full
Speaker 1: force in two thousand four, because I remember was the
Speaker 1: first presidential election I voted, and I was like this,
Speaker 1: maybe it was maybe the rock voter that it was
Speaker 1: that did he was like the main person for Yes,
Speaker 1: did he I will vote or die? Thank you voter? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, let's talk about Marjorie Taylor Green. Miles, what's
Speaker 1: as our as our correspondent. Yeah, shout out to single ladies,
Speaker 1: you know, because got me looking so crazy right now.
Speaker 1: These probably he's got me looking so crazy right now.
Speaker 1: She had a she was Trump had a rally in
Speaker 1: Michigan over the weekend. Apparently people left fifteen minutes into
Speaker 1: him speaking. I don't take that with I don't look
Speaker 1: at that good or bad or anything. I just I
Speaker 1: think people just go and they're like, all right, I've
Speaker 1: seen enough. I will still vote for racism, don't worry.
Speaker 1: And but I think maybe they left because Trump, presumably
Speaker 1: was the most subdued speaker there that evening, Marjorie Taylor
Speaker 1: Green took the mic. You know, it was I think
Speaker 1: one of the openers for for the Orange God, and
Speaker 1: you know, basically just straight up falsely claimed that Democrats
Speaker 1: have already begun the systemic killings of Republicans. I'll play
Speaker 1: this book for you. I'll play this and we'll talk
Speaker 1: about kind of what she's even referencing. On the other side,
Speaker 1: we're all targets now though, for daring to push back
Speaker 1: against the regime, and it doesn't stop at a weaponized
Speaker 1: legal system. I'm not going to win mince words with you.
Speaker 1: All Democrats want republic instead, and they've already started the killings.
Speaker 1: An eighteen year old boy was run down by a
Speaker 1: Democrat driver who confessed to killing the teenager simply because
Speaker 1: he was Republican. Wow, I'm here in Michigan just last
Speaker 1: week and eight three year old woman was shot in
Speaker 1: the back for advocating for the unborn, who has declared
Speaker 1: every freedom loving American and enemy of the state. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's just we'll just stop there. So she's referencing two things.
Speaker 1: The first one was this guy in North Dakota, where
Speaker 1: the sort of the headlines where that this guy thought
Speaker 1: this eighteen year old that he like killed with his car,
Speaker 1: like ran over with his car. He thought he was
Speaker 1: like a Republican and then like an extremist Republican and
Speaker 1: like they had an argument. Apparently, according to this guy,
Speaker 1: they had an argument over politics. The guy felt that
Speaker 1: this dude was going to call up his homies or
Speaker 1: whatever and they were going to fucking attack him. So
Speaker 1: he like in a panic, like I guess, attacked this
Speaker 1: guy with his car. Not really defensible no matter how
Speaker 1: you cut it. But the police and during their investigation
Speaker 1: said they found no evidence that there was any like
Speaker 1: political anything involved with this, Like it could have just
Speaker 1: been a drunken argument where someone just fucking lost their ship.
Speaker 1: And then she killed another person, not because they said
Speaker 1: I'm voting for Trump. What now I'm a target? No.
Speaker 1: And then the other one was about what happened in
Speaker 1: Michigan where she said this woman was shot in her back.
Speaker 1: This was apparently this woman was going around, it's like
Speaker 1: eighty something. Your old woman was going around trying to
Speaker 1: get people to vote against the ballot proposition that would
Speaker 1: have enshrined like abortion access in the state constitution. Because
Speaker 1: she's like, Hi, I'm pro forced birth, don't you know.
Speaker 1: Don't help people? Okay? Can I count on you? And
Speaker 1: then the woman was like, no, I'm not really into that,
Speaker 1: Please leave. She wouldn't leave an argument. I guess ensued
Speaker 1: that the husband came out and like fired a warning
Speaker 1: shot into the tree, and then like she was Then
Speaker 1: this guy said he thought she was gonna come at
Speaker 1: her with a clipboard, so he tried to club it
Speaker 1: away with his gun, but his finger was on the
Speaker 1: trigger guard and accidentally hit her in the shoulder. Again.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the funk is going on there,
Speaker 1: but hardly a situation where it's like, day dong, are
Speaker 1: you a Republican? Right this way to the fucking you
Speaker 1: know whatever? The terrible situation she's trying to pay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well she's got a good point millions of black and
Speaker 1: brown people killed by the police, and then two confusing
Speaker 1: stories that you could make an argument for exactly. I mean,
Speaker 1: you want to talk about hunting people down, I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's that's the Republicans or conservatives extremists are doing that
Speaker 1: with like abortion seekers, talk about the people who escort
Speaker 1: people to and from clinics. They're like, it's a whole
Speaker 1: other level of just violence and aggression, or you know,
Speaker 1: like you're saying people of color who are interacting with
Speaker 1: the cops, the LGBTQ community, black you know, fucking anybody,
Speaker 1: Jewish people, there's all these people who get targeted. But again,
Speaker 1: this is something where they found some version of like
Speaker 1: oh the word I thought he was a Republican fits
Speaker 1: right into this, like this like out of control worldview
Speaker 1: that I'm trying the pedal, which is they want us dead,
Speaker 1: so we better start thinking of that they might not
Speaker 1: be human as well, which obviously that's all part of
Speaker 1: you know, like any civil war or internal uprising like that,
Speaker 1: you have to really go full pedal to the metal
Speaker 1: on dehumanizing the other to be able to get people
Speaker 1: in a different zone to mistreat or act out violence
Speaker 1: against them. Right, they have to do this kind of
Speaker 1: ship because, like objective, the facts don't favor any of
Speaker 1: their policies. Like objectively, the Republicans worldview is basically, there
Speaker 1: is a version of the world where some people just
Speaker 1: deserve to die. That's just on them. That's really not
Speaker 1: our problem those people. That's not our problem. That's on them.
Speaker 1: If they died, then you know what, maybe it was
Speaker 1: supposed to be that way. That's pretty much how they think.
Speaker 1: So this is kind of like now just having to
Speaker 1: project that ship outwardly where they're like yeah, and just
Speaker 1: because of this, they think you're not a person. But
Speaker 1: you know, if you look at the Florida like hurricane relief,
Speaker 1: like sort of tug of war that's happening rhetorically, or
Speaker 1: it's like I want it, No, I don't want it,
Speaker 1: I need it. Thank you. I'm Marco Rubio and I've
Speaker 1: said seven different things in two days. And this goes
Speaker 1: along with the grooming, like the whole argument that people
Speaker 1: on the left, and you know, mainstream democrats are grooming
Speaker 1: people like these are all claiming that if if you
Speaker 1: don't kill them, they're gonna kill you, and things about
Speaker 1: them coming after your children are all like textbook tactics
Speaker 1: for when you are going to justify systemic like murder
Speaker 1: of a group of people of the up group, Like
Speaker 1: that's it's proceeding like that along like they're going down
Speaker 1: a checklist, and you look at how they attack like
Speaker 1: other candidates and races, and it's never on the merits,
Speaker 1: it's never about the policies. It's John Fetterman's a crip.
Speaker 1: What that's not a fucking argument. The same things have
Speaker 1: with Stacy Abrams right now. They're like Stacy Rooms will
Speaker 1: be the fucking God Lord Savior of planet Earth. Like
Speaker 1: they're sending mailers around with the shot of her being
Speaker 1: on the New Star Trek show where she was played
Speaker 1: a character of the President of Earth, and they're like,
Speaker 1: you don't want to live on planets Stacy and going
Speaker 1: like the taxes and crime are gonna be out of control.
Speaker 1: And then like they have Joe Biden in the back
Speaker 1: doing like terrible photoshop Spock vulcan live long and prosper
Speaker 1: gang signs and ship their photoshop skills are really like
Speaker 1: that that's the one war that we can win with
Speaker 1: them every time. I mean, it looks pretty convincing. Look
Speaker 1: how big Joe Byron's hand is compared to his head.
Speaker 1: They gave him a baby hand. Yeah, so but again,
Speaker 1: like it's all this whole thing of like painting whoever,
Speaker 1: of like they can't even be like, wow, Stacy Abrams
Speaker 1: wants people to be able to vote like inhibited or
Speaker 1: do other things and this possibly looks like Stacy Abram's
Speaker 1: hand And look at the placement. They just right either one,
Speaker 1: but I like this one. They're saying. They're almost saying, look,
Speaker 1: these white people are subservient to the black president of
Speaker 1: earth Like, it's also fucking what if we had a
Speaker 1: black president, There's no there's no way this white man
Speaker 1: would serve under him, right, and again, this is just
Speaker 1: all they have. This is just to feed more paranoia,
Speaker 1: to make people feel more unsafe. Everything, everything you watch,
Speaker 1: especially on Fox right now, it's everything is meant to
Speaker 1: make you be like, I don't know my fucking neighbor,
Speaker 1: they trying to fucking stab me, They're trying to give
Speaker 1: my kid Fenton. I don't know. It's just we're you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's running at a very low hum, but
Speaker 1: it's every day it gets ramped up. If we have
Speaker 1: term limits and Margie Marjorie Taylor Green had no more,
Speaker 1: had no more elections, what'd she do any this or
Speaker 1: would she like actually try to do something good for
Speaker 1: her constituents. No, I think she'd be doing this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she would be doing this in a Facebook group if
Speaker 1: it wasn't first. I think she was was doing it
Speaker 1: in a Facebook group before. Like that's how she came
Speaker 1: to people's attention, was being on Facebook. And I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's this is just like being on like a reality
Speaker 1: show as like uh, you know, like it's like this
Speaker 1: A to B to see sort of sequence to become
Speaker 1: like a mainstream celebrity. It's like, well, first I gotta
Speaker 1: get on the Bachelor, and if I go far enough,
Speaker 1: then I get that spawn con and I can start
Speaker 1: doing that and you know, change my income a little bit,
Speaker 1: and I feel like you can. You see so many
Speaker 1: of these like opportunistic politicians left and right, but right now,
Speaker 1: especially on the right who are like immigrants, gay people
Speaker 1: and people are like, whoa, we love it and they
Speaker 1: know that by getting into Congress it legitimizes you on
Speaker 1: some level and then you can start drifting like you know,
Speaker 1: if that's what they all do, it's you hear political
Speaker 1: analysts be like, well that's where the energy is on
Speaker 1: the Republican side, and it's like, for like genocide, is
Speaker 1: that what you mean? Yeah, the people are wild for
Speaker 1: it and the que stuff is really that's where all
Speaker 1: the energy is. So everyone wants to get to the
Speaker 1: point where they have the hundreds of millions of dollars
Speaker 1: to pay the Sandy Hook parents right when they act,
Speaker 1: when they eventually come for they're like, I want I
Speaker 1: want that settlement to only wipe out a third of
Speaker 1: my wealth. I'll still be Okay, that's the dream. All right,
Speaker 1: let's take another quick break, we'll come back, we'll talk
Speaker 1: sports cheating, and we're back. And yeah, So the sports
Speaker 1: cheating story that caught my attention over the weekend was
Speaker 1: the poker on and basically, it just doesn't doesn't make sense,
Speaker 1: like when you when you look into it, if you've
Speaker 1: seen it but haven't had the patients to like look
Speaker 1: into it, Like for her to have cheated on this hand,
Speaker 1: she would have had to have known what cards were coming, essentially,
Speaker 1: because like she made decisions as if she knew what
Speaker 1: cards were coming, and that's like impossible, So, well, can
Speaker 1: you tell us what was in her hand at the time?
Speaker 1: It was like a jack four. I think any other
Speaker 1: guy had an eight nine straight draw like possibility, and
Speaker 1: so they are a straight flash possibility. And so they
Speaker 1: people were like, you never you never like stay in
Speaker 1: on a hand against something like that unless you could
Speaker 1: see his cards and like knew exactly what was happening.
Speaker 1: But everybody who I've seen who is a rational person
Speaker 1: and does not seem to be at least partially motivated
Speaker 1: by misogyny, is like, even if she knew what his
Speaker 1: cards were, it didn't make sense for her to stay
Speaker 1: in so knowing what his cards were, like she either
Speaker 1: misread her hand, didn't like kind of made a mistake
Speaker 1: and was just didn't really know what she was doing
Speaker 1: and then was kind of bluffing and talking ship to
Speaker 1: act like she did it all on purpose. But it
Speaker 1: doesn't it doesn't matter. There's no cheating. That's how like
Speaker 1: that like that's what games of chance are about. And
Speaker 1: like for him to that, the big thing is that
Speaker 1: he then like she was pulled aside by the organizer
Speaker 1: organizer of the tournament and this player who she beat,
Speaker 1: and they like basically intimidated her into giving the money back.
Speaker 1: And he's like, so she cheated, she wouldn't have given
Speaker 1: the money back if if if she hadn't cheated, or
Speaker 1: maybe she was being harassed by a bunch of them,
Speaker 1: and he's like the most powerful player in the tournament
Speaker 1: and everyone's like he does a lot for the sport
Speaker 1: of poker. But I don't know anyways, that's it's not
Speaker 1: really worth looking into if you if you have and
Speaker 1: it's just like it seems like it's misogyny and right,
Speaker 1: you know, to me, it's more like this dude couldn't
Speaker 1: fathom that maybe she just read your ass, like maybe
Speaker 1: she just knew how to get you to slowly start
Speaker 1: raising and and then just figured you out. I don't know,
Speaker 1: And it's like, there's no fucking way that could happen
Speaker 1: because I'm a guy. She's cheating and I don't haven't
Speaker 1: seen any evidence. But in this scandal, there's some fucking
Speaker 1: evidence in the ship. I had no I okay, so
Speaker 1: I'm right now. I'm just gonna We talked about the
Speaker 1: chess vibrating asshole scandal, We've talked about potentially vibrating pants
Speaker 1: gate in the poker world. This is from another sports
Speaker 1: tournament over the weekend. I'm not going to say the
Speaker 1: sport right now. I just want you to listen to
Speaker 1: the fucking anger from this clip when people have found
Speaker 1: out that someone who won this tournament was cheating. Prob
Speaker 1: so death, motherfucker, No theft, theft, although they were talking
Speaker 1: like it could have been death too. That was from
Speaker 1: a walleye fishing tournament in Ohio. The reason that people
Speaker 1: are screaming fucking murder is because the organizer of the
Speaker 1: tournament noticed something was amiss while with the caught fish
Speaker 1: that the tournament's winners had presented when they like, they
Speaker 1: had to weigh the fish. So he got his knife out,
Speaker 1: cut the fucking fish open and pulled out a bunch
Speaker 1: of lead weights. Like you can see it in the clip.
Speaker 1: The guy's just slicing them open. I'll play the clip
Speaker 1: for you because when they're also slicing the things open,
Speaker 1: the fucking like it. It goes to a whole other
Speaker 1: level when people realize the guy just gutted it and
Speaker 1: pulled fucking lead weights out, open it out, cutting it.
Speaker 1: He's about to pull him out single so lead weights
Speaker 1: in the fish's stomachs that were hidden, and you don't
Speaker 1: know that the fish didn't eat them. That's true, you're right.
Speaker 1: And how did they also eat other filets of other walleyes?
Speaker 1: Do they have a filet knife and then they cannibalize
Speaker 1: each other because another fish was just stuffed with more
Speaker 1: wally like file that was that was they were stuck
Speaker 1: with other fish. Filets and para are a good idea.
Speaker 1: The fish filets are a good idea. Also read another
Speaker 1: one where we're just like stuff a bunch of bait
Speaker 1: into their stomach so that then people stuffed with ice,
Speaker 1: so the evidence melts after they weigh, right, there's a
Speaker 1: there's so many ways to do this right, like of
Speaker 1: and the thing is, these guys have been winning like
Speaker 1: over two million dollars like over their careers, and when
Speaker 1: you like they were about to walk off with thirty
Speaker 1: thousand that day if they if no one was wise
Speaker 1: to their ship. But and like with the entry fees
Speaker 1: being between like the hundreds of dollars and thousands of dollars,
Speaker 1: you can see why these guys are fucking pissed. Because
Speaker 1: you get a boat, there's fucking sponsorships, there's all this
Speaker 1: money that comes along with like winning these tournaments, and
Speaker 1: a lot of people have been like, I don't fucking
Speaker 1: get it, these fucking guys. One of the fisher was like,
Speaker 1: I gotta fish the exact same like length, but their
Speaker 1: ship was like two pounds heavier than mine. And so
Speaker 1: this there's been some suspicion and apparently cheating and fishing
Speaker 1: is such a huge problem. I didn't know that, like
Speaker 1: to the point where in Texas there are laws specifically
Speaker 1: to cover this kind of ship, like it is a
Speaker 1: class A misdemeanor or a third degree felony to do
Speaker 1: that and de frouding a fishing tournament with prizes between
Speaker 1: or that are more than ten thousand dollars carry some
Speaker 1: maximum fine of ten thousand dollars and a possible ten
Speaker 1: years in state prison. Wow, let don't work around. I
Speaker 1: heard I heard some other ways to cheat a fishing too,
Speaker 1: where people will have friends bring them fish and yeah,
Speaker 1: or they'll have they'll hide k just under the water
Speaker 1: and they bring them up there. Yeah, from from the
Speaker 1: cages with the priest stuff fish. I have a friend
Speaker 1: dress up as a fish and him him in like that.
Speaker 1: Motherfucker's a hundred and eighty pounds. Yeah, guys, look at me,
Speaker 1: I'm a hundred fifty pounds giant fucker. It's Tim Robinson
Speaker 1: in a fish costume. You know. I just don't understand
Speaker 1: how this went on for so long because everyone thought
Speaker 1: it and everyone kind of knew it, and they never
Speaker 1: once took a knife to a fish, never once, And
Speaker 1: then when they bring it out, it's gotten multiple giant
Speaker 1: weights in it is. The way to beat was sixteen
Speaker 1: pounds and they came in at thirty three pounds. What
Speaker 1: were they doing? Why was this so much? Too much
Speaker 1: dip on the chip. That's what everyone said they were.
Speaker 1: They were like swinging for the fences in ways like
Speaker 1: this is in physically they weren't you thinking to get
Speaker 1: more money? Yeah, he just had to be sick, just
Speaker 1: had to beat them by a fucking action of whatever.
Speaker 1: The wait, like the way because you don't see the
Speaker 1: guy's face in the video, that's the one problem. But
Speaker 1: the guy that just got caught, you see him from
Speaker 1: you can see him and he just stands. He's just
Speaker 1: you can tell he's looking at him. That's oh. Here
Speaker 1: there's a first frame of him from the side, just
Speaker 1: his profile. Yeah, like he knows. He can't even process
Speaker 1: what's happening. Yeah, what do you do? Like do you
Speaker 1: just walk away? Do you just you gotta kill yourself?
Speaker 1: He is just absolutely still and expressionless with a little
Speaker 1: bit of a downturned hang dog look. Like imagine you're
Speaker 1: literally Lebron James and then someone comes in, you know,
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, actually this guy's wearing like false legs.
Speaker 1: These are illegal. He's got rockets still with a remote
Speaker 1: control ball. Yeah, but you know, you're just rose. I
Speaker 1: don't know if they even have ship where like you know,
Speaker 1: the like there will be observers on the boat sometimes
Speaker 1: to make sure that people aren't cheating. But apparently people
Speaker 1: will bribe these people too to be like, yo, you
Speaker 1: didn't say ship. Also they go with the bathroom and
Speaker 1: your stuff like they can. And then you also take
Speaker 1: polygraph test too. They take polygraph tests like the anglers
Speaker 1: will take polygraph tests after the fact too. But again
Speaker 1: which I mean, if you've ever like hung out with
Speaker 1: fisherman or like fished before and like talked to somebody
Speaker 1: who like does it for a living, you recognize that
Speaker 1: they are maybe the biggest liars in the like their
Speaker 1: professional liars, like that they're like lawyer level professional liars
Speaker 1: where that's like fishing tale, like to tell him the tale,
Speaker 1: the one that got away and all that stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Our culture is like shot through with cliches about what
Speaker 1: liars fishermen are. So yeah, if this is the first
Speaker 1: time they cut open their fish, like, I'm a little disappointed,
Speaker 1: and the integrity of the governing body of Yeah, not
Speaker 1: one tournament had a big magnet that they slacked the
Speaker 1: fish against. And see if it's sticks. I don't think
Speaker 1: lead would react to a magnet. Jesus Nick um, I
Speaker 1: gotta get sorry, I have to go read by Civil warman.
Speaker 1: You need to go look at your fucking period of
Speaker 1: interview table of elements famly California. That's wild. So are
Speaker 1: these guys? Are they? The guy has a look on
Speaker 1: his face like he's counting the number of like trying
Speaker 1: to do the math on like how quickly he could
Speaker 1: run to his presumably f one fifty and just like
Speaker 1: get the funk out of there. He's also got to
Speaker 1: be thinking it's like places to bury his money because
Speaker 1: he is about to lose everything, right, Yeah, And also
Speaker 1: like it's true like they're on like on Reddit. I
Speaker 1: went on like the like r slash fishing just to
Speaker 1: be like I got to take from like general Reddit,
Speaker 1: and I was like, what's fishing? Reddit? Gotta say? And
Speaker 1: like there are people all talking about these guy has
Speaker 1: passed and they felt that like the last couple events,
Speaker 1: people were getting more suspicious, so like it might have
Speaker 1: just been like boiled over this tournament where they're like no,
Speaker 1: fucking no, like we're willing to maybe not sully the
Speaker 1: game by like accusing you of cheating then, but apparently
Speaker 1: this was just a bridge too far. Yeah, Like the
Speaker 1: other thing that people are saying was like, you know,
Speaker 1: the the organizers are probably gonna seek restitution for like
Speaker 1: the prize money that's come from, like because they want
Speaker 1: the previous year's tournament and are probably going to investigate
Speaker 1: what's going on there. And these guys have been you know,
Speaker 1: they've been caught before, so it just sucking. I think
Speaker 1: we can give them the benefit of the doubt on
Speaker 1: the previous year's tournament. They're just come on just like boat,
Speaker 1: it's fine, but it's wild too to see. Like again
Speaker 1: in the commentary, people like, this is what's wrong with
Speaker 1: the sport man, Like we're out there trying to be honorable.
Speaker 1: And then but to your point, Jack, I'm like, are
Speaker 1: you guys all know like it's all about like verifying
Speaker 1: things that are very easy to like switch it up
Speaker 1: on people. Yeah, well, Nick pleasure as always had. Oh
Speaker 1: that's so nice. Where can where can people find you?
Speaker 1: Follow you? Hear you all that good stuff? Great question.
Speaker 1: I'm on Twitter. But more importantly, I wanted to say
Speaker 1: that I have an new special out on YouTube. It's
Speaker 1: called ice Cold. My name's Nick Turner. That's all you
Speaker 1: need to know, and go check that out and Turner please. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what. Okay, this is why it's called ice cold,
Speaker 1: because I did warm up sets for out four hour
Speaker 1: long tapings and the network said to do to make
Speaker 1: them all different. I did four fifteen minutes sets, and
Speaker 1: the network said to do to them all different, and
Speaker 1: that there's a chance that they would make another hour
Speaker 1: special out of it and then give me tens of
Speaker 1: thousands of dollars and put it on the network. And
Speaker 1: I said, great, I'll take that gamble. And so the
Speaker 1: hour is four cold audiences and uh yes, and so
Speaker 1: a normal person would not have done this, but I
Speaker 1: fucking did this. And in the end, this was not
Speaker 1: cut together until after the season started airing, and it
Speaker 1: was not considered Wow, four hours special, but they did
Speaker 1: end up cutting it, and it's cut with this interview,
Speaker 1: and uh, it's actually like the best thing I think
Speaker 1: I've ever done, better than any TV set I've ever had,
Speaker 1: better than my other album. I was like, alright, my
Speaker 1: half hour for Comedy Central. I watched two minutes of it.
Speaker 1: I noticed that they had edited out a sentence in
Speaker 1: the middle of a joke, and then I fast forwarded
Speaker 1: it to make sure they kept in the audience interaction
Speaker 1: that they promised me they would and they didn't, and
Speaker 1: I never fucking watched it. But but this one I'm
Speaker 1: really proud of. My my wife appears in it, my
Speaker 1: baby appears in it, my mother appears in it, and uh,
Speaker 1: it's really fun. I hope to check it out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: please go check that out. It's on YouTube. Yeah that's right. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've heard of that. It's been a site since oh
Speaker 1: seven six with another fact there. But I don't think
Speaker 1: it would actually be magnetic. It's actually not. Although it
Speaker 1: is a heavy metal it is not magnetic like gold.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Is there a tweet or some of the
Speaker 1: work of social media you've been enjoying. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: So a friend of mine that also went to this wedding,
Speaker 1: Chase Mitchell. He went viral with a tweet about his
Speaker 1: flight and I it's actually it's a very long thread,
Speaker 1: but I just wanted me to do the first two.
Speaker 1: First one is, dude beside me on this plane just
Speaker 1: tried to get me in an aisle seat to swap
Speaker 1: with his wife, who is in a middle seat. Wife.
Speaker 1: Guys really must be stopped. And I don't appreciate the
Speaker 1: term wife guy, Yeah, come on, But then he wrote,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do one of those like in
Speaker 1: flight tweet threads on this dude, but I will say
Speaker 1: that he also forgot headphones and is now watching stuff
Speaker 1: on his phone at full volume, which is some ship
Speaker 1: I have not seen before. And then Chase said he
Speaker 1: wrote that tweet after twenty five minutes of that guy
Speaker 1: watching stuff on his phone, and then it was just
Speaker 1: footage of loud trumpets. He said, it might have been
Speaker 1: the footage from your wedding mouse. I knowd what I
Speaker 1: mean that it was. He's like, Oh, you don't want
Speaker 1: to switch seats with me, that's fine. Oh I guess
Speaker 1: I forgot my headphones. I guess I'll just watched this video.
Speaker 1: So then he was he just he just mentioned that
Speaker 1: they had started drinking heavily, and that was it, and
Speaker 1: then for hours, for like the next six hours, there
Speaker 1: were no tweets. And then when he finally got when
Speaker 1: he finally landed in Philly, he started tweeting about how
Speaker 1: the guy had stolen his phone because he was like,
Speaker 1: he had some conspiracy theory and he thought that Chase
Speaker 1: was like sending messages about him through his phone or something,
Speaker 1: and so he was and then everyone like confronted him
Speaker 1: on the fly, Like Chase was like, do you have
Speaker 1: my phone? He's like no, I know what. And then
Speaker 1: like the cops had to come get him off the
Speaker 1: plane at the end and they and they like asked
Speaker 1: him if he wanted to press charges and he didn't.
Speaker 1: Did he get his phone back? I got his phone?
Speaker 1: He got his phone back? Where was it? The guy
Speaker 1: had just taken it? And then the guy, yeah, like
Speaker 1: Chase went to the bathroom and left his phone, and
Speaker 1: then when he came back, his phone wasn't there. And
Speaker 1: then the guy went to the bathroom for like twenty minutes,
Speaker 1: and he was like, what is going on with my
Speaker 1: phone with that guy in the bathroom? And uh yeah,
Speaker 1: he just heated. Oh my god, not until he was
Speaker 1: searched by the cops. I didn't realize that that because
Speaker 1: I saw that tweet two. I didn't realize it ended
Speaker 1: with phone theft and cops having to come off plane.
Speaker 1: So then he wrote the plane he sat next to
Speaker 1: us on the plane ride home and tweeted a picture
Speaker 1: of him with our baby, just to be like I
Speaker 1: gotta see great, just great. And then it's just really
Speaker 1: funny to see like viral Twitter talk about your baby,
Speaker 1: right right right, there's no contests, right right right, But anyway,
Speaker 1: you check out that thread, it's hilarious. The moral of
Speaker 1: that story I think is insanely drunk wife. Guys, listen
Speaker 1: to your instincts. Because he was sending messages about that
Speaker 1: guy to Twitter. Then he was right. That's so funny. Yeah, Miles,
Speaker 1: where can people find you? What is the tweet you've
Speaker 1: been enjoying? Find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles
Speaker 1: of Gray, Find Jack and I on Biles and jackcot
Speaker 1: Mad Bluets are NBA podcast uh and also checked me
Speaker 1: out on four D Fiance with Sophia Alexandra talking ninety
Speaker 1: day Fiance. Some tweets out like first one is from
Speaker 1: Kim at Kimmy Monte tweeted, my mother has a medical
Speaker 1: podcast where she self diagnoses her ailments. It's called my
Speaker 1: Voicemail and it happens every morning at nine am. Gloves that.
Speaker 1: Another one is from at Jay Zucks. Trash Jones tweeted
Speaker 1: Chicago style Pizza implies the existence of a p style
Speaker 1: pizza and as the English nerd, I definitely laughed at
Speaker 1: that one and the last one. Lukewarm tweets at Luke
Speaker 1: Jared tweeted me, um, actually that's Frankenstein's monster friend. Oh
Speaker 1: my bad puts energy drink down, Frankenstein. Don't sweat it, bro.
Speaker 1: That's great. And actually Frankenstein would not have that voice.
Speaker 1: He would be more doctorally because Frankenstein is the doctor. Doctor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had to get him back for you, Nick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you le Nerd and a Frankenstein. Now everything is
Speaker 1: right in the world. Let's see a tweet I've been enjoying.
Speaker 1: Patrick P A t r y C tweeted in we
Speaker 1: took children out of the coal mines in the most
Speaker 1: popular video game on the Mark get his Minecraft. The
Speaker 1: children yearn for the minds. That is there. There's something
Speaker 1: to that because they yearn for the minds. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: gotta four and six shout out to the dream face reveal.
Speaker 1: Do you guys see that? That's the most popular Minecraft
Speaker 1: YouTuber revealed his face. He was just a smiley face
Speaker 1: before that. Uh. It's just hilarious to have to see
Speaker 1: the Internet have like hundreds of thousands of opinions about
Speaker 1: just some kids face, just some guy, just some there's
Speaker 1: some normal space you couldn't look more normal in a
Speaker 1: way where it's like just don't reveal it, don't build
Speaker 1: it up. Yeah, it's a bunch of fucked up, unhappy
Speaker 1: people and they're going like this fucking norm core funk. Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: people never there, never because that the a version of
Speaker 1: that happens with podcasts, where people start listen to your
Speaker 1: podcast and then look you up and you're never what
Speaker 1: they have in mind. It's yeah, And you know, it's
Speaker 1: weird about the podcast because no matter how many times
Speaker 1: I look up somebody's face, it I still hear their
Speaker 1: voice more and I never get there. You never connect.
Speaker 1: Like there's some shows where it's just like I've looked
Speaker 1: up their face like fifteen times, and every time I'm like,
Speaker 1: what look at those teeth? Yeah, not my Ira Glass
Speaker 1: Actually Ira Glasses. The one podcast where it looks exactly
Speaker 1: like it. Oh yeah, yeh right. You can find me
Speaker 1: on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien. You can find us
Speaker 1: on Twitter at daily Zeitgeist. Were at the Daily Zeitgeist
Speaker 1: on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page and a
Speaker 1: website Daily zeiteguys dot com, where we post our episodes
Speaker 1: and our foot note. We link off to the information
Speaker 1: that we talked about in today's episode, as well as
Speaker 1: a song that we think you might enjoy. Hey, Miles,
Speaker 1: what's a song we think people might Oh, You're gonna
Speaker 1: enjoy this one. This is from a group called Speed,
Speaker 1: Glue and Chinky, which is a like Japanese psych rock
Speaker 1: band from the seventies. And I'll work with him because
Speaker 1: like there's a lot of like half Japanese guys in
Speaker 1: this group. Chinky is half Chinese, Glue is half French,
Speaker 1: and then Speed is a Filipino member of the band,
Speaker 1: and they just make like when you listen to this stuff,
Speaker 1: you're like, damn, this is like David axel Rod kind
Speaker 1: of like like hip hop sample worthy just band like
Speaker 1: you know, like psych soul band ship from the seventies.
Speaker 1: And this track is called Don't Say No, and it's
Speaker 1: the remaster and like this is a band that actually
Speaker 1: blew up like well after the fact because they were
Speaker 1: just very obscure when they were around. So check this out,
Speaker 1: Speed Glue and Chinky with Don't Say No. Alright, Well,
Speaker 1: the daily is that guy said the production by Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: For more podcast from My Heart Radio, visit the i
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