Speaker 1: Hey, it's the Broken Jeffrey Podcast. And did you guys
Speaker 1: know we have listeners in Japan, Germany, k Netherlands, Italy. Wait,
Speaker 1: that's actually all have super hot men, don't they Actually?
Speaker 1: If you're listening from their DM me after this, k okay,
Speaker 1: after you hear the full shower. I'm just starting right now.
Speaker 1: You know I only hit that sound effect when it's
Speaker 1: really important stuff we need to talk about. Okay, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: because we have some breaking news. Last week you might
Speaker 1: remember we talked about Taco Bell and how successful the
Speaker 1: Mexican pizza relaunch has been. Yesa bell, and so they
Speaker 1: wanted to try it again with another item off the menu. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they put it up to a vote. You remember this, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember we were all bringing double decker. The question
Speaker 1: was does the public want the double decker taco or
Speaker 1: the end Sharrito, both items from Taco Bell lore that
Speaker 1: were discontinued. Double Decker was cut off in twenty nineteen
Speaker 1: and Sharrito was back in twenty thirteen. I'm sorry. It
Speaker 1: seemed like a gimme to me, like double decker all
Speaker 1: the way, rito, so hard to eat. Jose was very
Speaker 1: strongly opinioned on going for the double decker. I was
Speaker 1: I killed double decker before I even knew the options.
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with. Well, turns out we have a winner.
Speaker 1: After seven hundred and sixty thousand votes from Taco Bell
Speaker 1: Rewards members came in because Taco Bell food people are passing,
Speaker 1: a decision has been made. Coming out on top with
Speaker 1: sixty two percent of the vote compared to thirty eight
Speaker 1: is congratulations to team Charrita. Are you sar? That's what
Speaker 1: the fans wanted back, So sorry to Jose and the
Speaker 1: double Decker Right miss USA contest. The double Decker continues
Speaker 1: to be banished from Taco Bell stores everywhere, and the
Speaker 1: Charrito is making it. It's a limited return from November
Speaker 1: seventeenth to November thirty. I don't trust Taco Bello, who
Speaker 1: is voting for the Entrito over the double decker. We're
Speaker 1: pushing back against this, Yes store and Taco Bell headquarters US.
Speaker 1: I'll try it. Alexis is a true Taco Bell friend. Whatever,
Speaker 1: it'll be too spicy for her. Let's move on to
Speaker 1: the shot collar question of today. We're gonna send it
Speaker 1: over to Digital Jake to tell us what we're going
Speaker 1: to be doing. Today, Jake, what's going on? Taking a
Speaker 1: quick look around the room, This doesn't seem like the
Speaker 1: kind of group that's successful and serious relationships for a decade, Jake,
Speaker 1: give it given another decade. Jose has a strict video
Speaker 1: game and nap schedule that fills his entire calendar. Thank you. Friend.
Speaker 1: Alexis refuses to settle down with any man who didn't
Speaker 1: play kill Monger in the Black Panther movies. Yea and
Speaker 1: admitted Cheeter Brooke Fox ever is clearly just been but
Speaker 1: you have before boyfriends, But who can as I said,
Speaker 1: admitted Cheeter Brook Fox is clearly just coasting with her
Speaker 1: husband until she finds someone hotter and more submissive. So
Speaker 1: you all may be lacking a long term success, but
Speaker 1: for the short term you're perfectly skilled for another heart
Speaker 1: pounding addition of unglued family few, a new survey asked
Speaker 1: one thousand singles to quote names somewhere you might pick
Speaker 1: up a date who isn't interested in a serious relationship
Speaker 1: one night, sta non serious. I'll tell you the number
Speaker 1: one answers. We're at a bar or like a dance club,
Speaker 1: so those are off of the board. Barn dance club
Speaker 1: alexis listening the board. We'll go around the room, and
Speaker 1: the host who fails to name one of the other
Speaker 1: most common answers will be shocked while singing a song.
Speaker 1: We'll start with the person whose last serious relationship was
Speaker 1: with the locksmith who helped him out of his recreational handcuffs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's young, Jeffrey. Jeffrey, name a place you might pick
Speaker 1: up a date who isn't interested in a serious relationship.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of the types of people who
Speaker 1: wouldn't want a serious relationship, and I'm thinking people that
Speaker 1: have already been there and done that before probably aren't
Speaker 1: looking to jump into something serious again, like a senior citizen.
Speaker 1: But they've had marriages before, they've had the kids, they've
Speaker 1: already closed that chapter. And I think maybe the activity
Speaker 1: room in a senior living facility would be a hot hookup.
Speaker 1: But there's some viruses going rampant in these huge STD
Speaker 1: rate Jeffrey. It hurts me to my core to say this,
Speaker 1: but activity room inside a senior living homes not what
Speaker 1: doesn't happen there? Where would it? I'm so sorry. Let's
Speaker 1: move on to Alex. This. Oh, okay, we're going that way. Huh,
Speaker 1: I'm beginning of the places I get the drunkest personally
Speaker 1: says at my friend's weddings that I'm at, and it's like,
Speaker 1: you're usually like if I'm a bridesmaid, I'm paired with
Speaker 1: like an attractive guy walking down, don't live near me,
Speaker 1: not gonna see him again, So I'm gonna go with wedding. Jake,
Speaker 1: wedding is not I'm sorry, but she shout out to
Speaker 1: all of our listeners who are at a wedding with
Speaker 1: alexis green flag. Let's jump over to Jose. Okay, name
Speaker 1: a place you might pick up a date who isn't
Speaker 1: interested in a serious thing. My own experience the only
Speaker 1: time I've ever hooked up with a lady and we
Speaker 1: didn't care to even pair. I just made that look cool.
Speaker 1: Is online? Okay? Like on a dating Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: would like to say a dating app. A dating app
Speaker 1: is number three on my list the highest available answer
Speaker 1: good use of thinking more than one thing. Thank you
Speaker 1: two answers at Europe. I think I know, and I
Speaker 1: think it really comes even from the same you know
Speaker 1: you got people in different area codes. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to say the saying sure you could go. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I'm going to say on vacation, Jake, that good on
Speaker 1: vacation is not on my list. I have two more
Speaker 1: answers left. We're going back to Jeffrey. I was trying
Speaker 1: to think, if you have a time limit, you know,
Speaker 1: you're probably not going to see them again. And I
Speaker 1: was thinking on a cruise ship, but that wa yeah,
Speaker 1: that counts as a vacation unless you work on a
Speaker 1: cruise ship. I mean you could do at work, but
Speaker 1: it'd be so awkward, right, yeah, terrible idea with other employees.
Speaker 1: Let's just say someone at work at work is not
Speaker 1: on my I mean, would a house party just be
Speaker 1: considered like a yeah, like a friend's birthday? Start is
Speaker 1: I'm a Lexus thinking like alcohol? Yeah, I'm thinking, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll do a house party, Jake. A house party or
Speaker 1: any other type of party is on my list at
Speaker 1: number five. Okay, why did I give that to you? Answer? Okay, thanks,
Speaker 1: I'm just lost, Like, I guess I'm gonna go at
Speaker 1: a tailgate tailgating scorting events, specifically what kind of tailgate?
Speaker 1: And NFL professional college Sorry not counting that steal its
Speaker 1: underneath the bleachers at a high school football game. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: College college is the answer I was looking for, not
Speaker 1: necessarily a place, but a time of your life when
Speaker 1: people aren't looking for commitments. College quickly, Let's go there,
Speaker 1: just college quickly. Let's list. Number one was bar. Number
Speaker 1: two was the dance club. I gave you both of those,
Speaker 1: Jose said Tinder. That was three dating apps. I gave
Speaker 1: you that. Number four was in college. I gave Brook that.
Speaker 1: It's just so general. I mean, there's so many opportunities
Speaker 1: in college, right. Number five was a party, which is
Speaker 1: what Alexa said. So, Jeffrey, I'm sorry you're getting shocked again.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, somebody wanted to hear complicated by Avril Levine.
Speaker 1: Why did you have to go and make things so complicated. Yes, see,
Speaker 1: the way you are acting like somebody else against me, frustrated,
Speaker 1: that is your shock collar question of the day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Every morning when Jose
Speaker 1: gets to work, he has a very difficult decision to make.
Speaker 1: Do I give Brooke a detailed breakdown of the bowl
Speaker 1: of Fight for lunch yesterday or the bowl of Fight
Speaker 1: ate for dinner two days ago? Or do I tell
Speaker 1: her about the bowl of f I watched a different
Speaker 1: guy eat on Twitch month somehow usually happens different recipes. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: believe the way it smells in the texture of the noodles. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's not an exaggeration because Jose has a long mental
Speaker 1: list of things that he needs to get off of
Speaker 1: his chest every single day. I'm obsessive, and he knows
Speaker 1: Brooke will only give him about fifty seconds before she
Speaker 1: cuts him off and pretends to start working again. So
Speaker 1: it's really hard for him to decide on just one
Speaker 1: thing to share. Weird, that's gonna be Jose's big challenge
Speaker 1: once again to tell us just one short story about
Speaker 1: his long, busy, exciting week. So Google luck to us
Speaker 1: all because a brand new What's on Your Mind just
Speaker 1: sweet Dumpling video? Yes, don't spoil it for we want
Speaker 1: to hear about it. Coming up. It's Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. And I know a lot of people
Speaker 1: live by the motto live laugh love up there we
Speaker 1: blame Target for that? Is that? Sure? Whatever? But I'm
Speaker 1: just saying in this segment, we can give you one
Speaker 1: of those maybe and it's certainly not laughs. Okay, because
Speaker 1: no promises. We're doing What's on your Mind, where we
Speaker 1: go around the room to see what each member of
Speaker 1: the morning show has been thinking about lately, starting with Brooke,
Speaker 1: what's on your mind? I got cheese? I got cheese.
Speaker 1: You guys that understand. I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's a thing, but it happened to me. And
Speaker 1: I'm I get in my car this morning for work
Speaker 1: and you know it's dark when we come to the station. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so I'm driving just on the little side street
Speaker 1: and I'm going so I'm like, what yus that on
Speaker 1: my windshield and like it's kind of orange. I'm like,
Speaker 1: is it a weird leaf? And it's like it's like
Speaker 1: a square. I'm like, oh no. So I turn on
Speaker 1: my windshield wipers and the square smears and I slice
Speaker 1: a process cheese, put ice a processed cheese on my windshield,
Speaker 1: park on the street. So I don't know anybody could
Speaker 1: have done it. Is it like a thing on TikTok?
Speaker 1: Or is that like a new challenge like the cheese?
Speaker 1: They don't get out of your car with that stuff.
Speaker 1: I have not heard of cheesing being a thing. No,
Speaker 1: I've never evergotten cheese cheese. I kind of want to
Speaker 1: do it, though, maybe with some string cheese. I don't
Speaker 1: know that words. Yes, I mean this thing was melted
Speaker 1: and thought that someone may have more information, like if
Speaker 1: someone else had gotten cheese. If it's a string of
Speaker 1: cheesing not the strings sees you need someone to cracker
Speaker 1: you tomorrow. I mean, I wouldn't mind being charcootery boarded
Speaker 1: salami and some nuts. That's a challenge that we need
Speaker 1: to get charged. It's actually sounds kind of nice. What's
Speaker 1: been on your mind? As you guys know my favorite
Speaker 1: baseball team in the world as a Seattle Mariners. Yes,
Speaker 1: and the first time in two decades they made the playoffs? Baby?
Speaker 1: Are you just finding out about I'm they're finding out.
Speaker 1: Some people out there may not know, all right, And
Speaker 1: so my question is is do I buy tickets to
Speaker 1: the next game that if you were a real fan,
Speaker 1: you would have bought tickets when they opened up. I
Speaker 1: didn't prior to all, I did not want to jink
Speaker 1: some I don't want to pre buy the tickets and
Speaker 1: then it doesn't happen. How much the ones that I
Speaker 1: want are at least six hundred each. We're talking about
Speaker 1: like seven hundred for the better for even better view.
Speaker 1: For the average person would be intimidating, But for Jose Bolanos, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's what That's what I'm saying. I like to waste money,
Speaker 1: but in this case, this is crazy. Like if they
Speaker 1: keep winning and then they go to the World Series,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna definitely want to buy those tickets, and those
Speaker 1: are gonna be four to five thousand each exactly. So
Speaker 1: it's like, what do I do. Do I drop six
Speaker 1: seven hundred now or do I wait and spend my
Speaker 1: entire savings on one World Series ticket? In the nosebleeds?
Speaker 1: I did? You've got to go for now. There's no
Speaker 1: guarantee that they're gonna make it any farther than this. Well,
Speaker 1: what did they do, Jeff? I have faith they will
Speaker 1: and then they go to the World Series. Now I'm
Speaker 1: out eight hundred bucks and I have to spend another
Speaker 1: four to five thousand. I'm gonna have guys broke for
Speaker 1: some money, getting gatorads, uber eats your That is depression
Speaker 1: for my body and hydration. I need you, guys a
Speaker 1: text in and help me. I have to choose one.
Speaker 1: You're the type of guy who's going to be broke
Speaker 1: your entire life, no matter how much you make, because
Speaker 1: if you're spending home. What I just heard is for alone.
Speaker 1: Yeah that are approved by the World Series. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: do that, thank you. The problem solved, Alexis. Tell us
Speaker 1: what's been on your on that topic. I watched that
Speaker 1: baseball game with Jose that day. Yeah, you're a good
Speaker 1: luck charm. Thank you. We were all getting audio before,
Speaker 1: so then I went back and I was like, I'll
Speaker 1: watch it with you. As you can see, he's very
Speaker 1: excited about it. Sorry thing to not together to catch
Speaker 1: some of the game in between makeouts. Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I'm actually gonna give you a rundown
Speaker 1: of what it's like to watch the game with Jose. Hey.
Speaker 1: First he told me, He's like, I'm going to be
Speaker 1: so intense, Like this is the most intense you'll ever
Speaker 1: see me. Yeah, it's interesting. Who you stay. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: felt like a war. We did get food delivered, oh exactly.
Speaker 1: Then like even his friends try to call him and
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm not answering that I'm watching the game,
Speaker 1: and like, yeah, my friends are a group call me
Speaker 1: up about the game though. Yeah. The end though, is
Speaker 1: when they won, and then Jose tells me instantly, you
Speaker 1: need to get out of my house. Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: need the literation to I'm literally sitting there's the clapp.
Speaker 1: I'm like yay, and he's like, no, I seriously need
Speaker 1: to cry. You need to leave. Yeah. I can feel
Speaker 1: the tears coming because you know, you think all these
Speaker 1: memories as a fan and my dad, and that's going
Speaker 1: to games as a kid. Yeah. I don't want to
Speaker 1: in front of a girl. Anyways. Now they're mentioning tickets.
Speaker 1: I am still interested. I was gonna ask you for money.
Speaker 1: Everyone's on your mind. You all know I can be
Speaker 1: a little bit particular about things that understatement. Yea, my
Speaker 1: particularness has moved to a certain area of my life
Speaker 1: that I never really thought it would. It's with the
Speaker 1: sandwich artists at Subway. I've been going to eat there
Speaker 1: a lot lately. Of course, there's some workers who really
Speaker 1: take the time and effort to create a beautiful looking,
Speaker 1: well balanced sandwich from the veggies to the meats of
Speaker 1: the condiments. But then there's others who just throw the
Speaker 1: meat on there and the haphazardly, like there's some chfree
Speaker 1: college student tossing a frisbee in the squad? Is it
Speaker 1: because he never had like a normal minimum wage job
Speaker 1: and never worked one of these jobs before? Of course,
Speaker 1: who cares. I can taste the negligence every single bunt.
Speaker 1: I don't. They don't cost five dollars for a foot
Speaker 1: long anymore either. It's a lot of money. All I'm
Speaker 1: asking is you make the sandwich kind of nice. That's
Speaker 1: all I'm asking to work at subway. The customers care
Speaker 1: about what they're putting in their bodies. Maybe not everybody,
Speaker 1: but I do. Yeah, Okay, you're gonna treat me like that.
Speaker 1: Whoever's listening, go to them more cheese onto Brooks windshield
Speaker 1: and put it on their haphazardly. I mean, the irony
Speaker 1: of it was a subway. But test in the seven
Speaker 1: eight five nine two tell us what's been on your mind?
Speaker 1: It's brooken, Jeffrey in the morning text board is blowing
Speaker 1: up right now at seven eight five nine two. Listeners
Speaker 1: actually listen. That's cool. And not only they listen, they
Speaker 1: want to participate and share what's been on their minds.
Speaker 1: Like this person texted in what's been on my mind? Is?
Speaker 1: How come you guys don't give alexis a chance to
Speaker 1: win the clock or shocker digital Jake should give her
Speaker 1: third grade questions. Why we've been giving her like first
Speaker 1: and sier Now what they want us to make it harder? No,
Speaker 1: you guys could definitely ease up on me. Are you serious? Yes?
Speaker 1: We got color? Yea perfect tech says what's on my mind?
Speaker 1: Tyler Mitchell's a lying cheater. Oh wow, Tyler, at least
Speaker 1: he's not a standing cheater. That'd be worse. Oh come on,
Speaker 1: but that, come on, rim shot? You mean that's okay?
Speaker 1: That should have been before. No, it was too good
Speaker 1: for a rim shot. Another one says, my kids and
Speaker 1: I listen to your show every morning. I finally showed
Speaker 1: a picture of Jeffrey to my daughter. She said, Wow,
Speaker 1: he's more handsome than I thought he was gonna be.
Speaker 1: He looks like Michael from the Office. Michael Michael Office
Speaker 1: is like fifty years old, and I'm like, baldy, yeah,
Speaker 1: your season one. He's like, you know what, I'm turning
Speaker 1: off the text board forever after this, But that was
Speaker 1: an improvement. Tell us what's coming up next, Michael Stock.
Speaker 1: We're going to new laser stories. Even though I don't
Speaker 1: want to right after this. It's the radio segment that
Speaker 1: tried to launch an app to help you blackmail your friends.
Speaker 1: He realized his big mistake was pitching it to his
Speaker 1: friends first, so yeah, never quite got off the grounds.
Speaker 1: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news
Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 1: we have a laser and those other do we dowey
Speaker 1: dumb glops just don't. This first Laser Stories out of Japan.
Speaker 1: Sixty five year old woman recently fell in love with
Speaker 1: a man that she met online. Don't care. That's literally
Speaker 1: me anytime I meet a new girl. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: true story. Yeah. They began chatting and sending flirty text messages,
Speaker 1: and then out of the blue, he said he loved
Speaker 1: her and hoped to move to Japan so that they
Speaker 1: could get married someday. Dude, a whole move now, you
Speaker 1: know it's it's always worried some when it sounds too
Speaker 1: good to be true. But you know, before that could happen,
Speaker 1: he needed her to send him just a little bit
Speaker 1: of money. Yeah, but he had a good reason for it.
Speaker 1: He did. In fact, it's the most unique reason that
Speaker 1: I've ever heard He said he was stuck on the
Speaker 1: International Space Station and he couldn't return home to Earth
Speaker 1: unless he paid for his own rocket and landing feet.
Speaker 1: Sounds pretty legit. Three and now there's no drivers available,
Speaker 1: a rocket driver surging prices at that point, that's got
Speaker 1: to be a pretty expensive trip home, you see, most people,
Speaker 1: at that point it would be a little bit suspicious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but she was not, because he regularly dropped names such
Speaker 1: as NASA and Jackson, which is Japan's aerospace expiration agency
Speaker 1: that had come up in their conversations before he knew stuff,
Speaker 1: yes said. She says she finally started to get doubts
Speaker 1: after she transferred money to him five different times and
Speaker 1: he still didn't have enough to get home. Quote, I'm
Speaker 1: on the moon getting closer, need more funds. You gotta
Speaker 1: help me, help them, help you, help me, help you.
Speaker 1: Come on, lady, At this point, I feel bad. She
Speaker 1: really had his back. He really wanted to get you.
Speaker 1: Imagine her trying to explain to her friends or like
Speaker 1: a bank if she's getting alan like, no, he stuck
Speaker 1: on the moon. Why is no one freaking out? Guy?
Speaker 1: That's a loyal woman. But why are we bringing this up?
Speaker 1: Because authorities want to warn people so no one else
Speaker 1: falls for this scam like this woman did while even
Speaker 1: him thirty thousand dollars. Remember, astronauts don't have cell service
Speaker 1: in space. Okay, so the International Space Station got it
Speaker 1: and they get automatic return tickets for their efforts. It's
Speaker 1: not a one way, dear people on this planet. I
Speaker 1: could for a one way. Your next laser story is
Speaker 1: out of Provo, Utah. There's a BYU student named Henry
Speaker 1: Fry who says he was taken aback recently when he
Speaker 1: went to his favorite Mexican restaurant and noticed all the
Speaker 1: signs outside were gone and the place was totally empty.
Speaker 1: That is a worse feeling. Yeah, So naturally he assumed
Speaker 1: it had permanently closed down. Yeah, And immediately he went
Speaker 1: on to social media to post about holding a memorial
Speaker 1: service so people who felt the same way could come
Speaker 1: together and remember all the good times at Rancherrito's. Grief
Speaker 1: feels better in numbers, that's for sure. Twenty four hours later,
Speaker 1: to Henry's surprise, over five hundred people showed up around
Speaker 1: the restaurant and started singing Hallelujah. They're taking this serious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a serious memorial. Was there a bagpiper? I feel
Speaker 1: like there's always a bagpiper. No bagpipers, But someone did
Speaker 1: take out a saxophone and started playing Amazing Grace while
Speaker 1: the rest of the clouds sang along holding candles shone.
Speaker 1: And that is when the unexpected happened and I need
Speaker 1: to try one of these antiladas. What happened because as
Speaker 1: that was going on, the front door to ran Currito's
Speaker 1: opened and a painter popped his head out and asked
Speaker 1: what was going on. When the people told him, he said, uh,
Speaker 1: they're opening in two days. We're just remodeling. Crowd had
Speaker 1: a good laugh about that, and obviously Henry was ecstatic.
Speaker 1: It worked. It really worked. I wonder when the saxophone
Speaker 1: guy played at And now everyone's pumped for the newly
Speaker 1: remodeled ranch Heritos to reopen again to the public soon.
Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of tech Trend headquarters.
Speaker 1: When the new iPhone fourteen came out along with the
Speaker 1: improved Apple Watch, there was a new safety feature that
Speaker 1: was introduced, and the idea was your iPhone could automatically
Speaker 1: call authorities if its sensors felt like you were in
Speaker 1: a car accident just commercials Alexis really doesn't have a
Speaker 1: new fourteen. They even did a variety of testing, which
Speaker 1: included a series of demolition derbys, and nothing seemed to
Speaker 1: suggest that it was overly sensitive. Getting too big stuff
Speaker 1: is about to go down. However, emergency services outside an
Speaker 1: amusement park in Ohio receive more than six calls every
Speaker 1: single day because people are screaming on the roller coasters,
Speaker 1: and it turns out those screams actually trigger nine one
Speaker 1: one calls on those iPhones. Yeah, and you're going so
Speaker 1: fast and it's so hard, like I'm pretty sure this
Speaker 1: woman's falling off a clip now. Theme parks are encouraging
Speaker 1: guests to turn off their iPhones and their Apple Watches
Speaker 1: before getting on the rides, and in a related tweet,
Speaker 1: an iPhone user said quote, I was on a motorcycle
Speaker 1: ride today and my new iPhone fourteen pro flew off
Speaker 1: my handlebars on the highway, So I immediately drove to
Speaker 1: Apple to get a new one. Meanwhile, my whole family
Speaker 1: thought I was dead because the iPhone sent crash alerts
Speaker 1: to everyone in my circle. And you don't have a
Speaker 1: phone to text some you go back in your own
Speaker 1: Memorial Services story. No, guys, it's next laser stories out
Speaker 1: of Walk me down the Aisle Central. I want to
Speaker 1: be here now. Back in Vietnam, did you guys know
Speaker 1: super glue was used by medics to close open wounds.
Speaker 1: It's true and it actually saved a lot of lives.
Speaker 1: But it has many other uses too. For example, brides
Speaker 1: are now using it on their wedding day to temporarily
Speaker 1: pin their ears back. Super glue yep you. Trend started
Speaker 1: in Brazil, where hot people live, and a hairstyles posted
Speaker 1: a video for a bride who wanted her hair up
Speaker 1: in a bun and that video racked up over twenty
Speaker 1: million views and Daniel, who does that really make a
Speaker 1: big difference? Well, the bride says she doesn't wear her
Speaker 1: hair up very often and she has big ears. So
Speaker 1: the stylist was like, well, we could fix that for you,
Speaker 1: and she did it for her wedding style. And in
Speaker 1: the video you can see her put a line of
Speaker 1: superglue on the back of her ear lobe and stick
Speaker 1: it to the sides of her head. Oh god, how
Speaker 1: do you get it off? And then boom, problem solved. Yeah,
Speaker 1: here's the girl in the video. You could see what
Speaker 1: she looks like with her ears normal and her ears
Speaker 1: pinned back for the photos. In this case, I can
Speaker 1: see why it worked well. I think she looks if
Speaker 1: she was smiling in the ear photo, she'd looked prettier. Now,
Speaker 1: some people think it's a genius way to get your
Speaker 1: photos looking exactly the way you want. Others think it's
Speaker 1: really dumb and that you should just love yourself the
Speaker 1: way you are. Sometimes that's not reality. But speaking of
Speaker 1: being stuck to something, oh boy, let's just say that's
Speaker 1: not super glue. It's that's a forever type of bombs
Speaker 1: way stronger than super glue. That so means Laser Stories
Speaker 1: has come to an end for the day. We'll do
Speaker 1: it again, same time on Friday, Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning. The great thing about having friends is you
Speaker 1: know they'll have your back no matter what. Yeah, for sure. Yes.
Speaker 1: The bad thing about having friends, though, is you know
Speaker 1: they're going to have your back no matter what way.
Speaker 1: Is that it could be a problem when you're dating,
Speaker 1: because I'm sure it's nice to always have people on
Speaker 1: your side. Like, hold up, you told her that she
Speaker 1: had a butt like the North Star. Because wise men
Speaker 1: are going to follow that, and she still rejected you. Bro,
Speaker 1: she don't deserve you. Yeah, broh right. See, sometimes it'd
Speaker 1: be helpful to get a non biased, unfriendly opinion on
Speaker 1: what you're doing wrong. And that's where we can come in.
Speaker 1: We will give you our honest feedback, no friendship here
Speaker 1: of who has the worst dating life and even crown
Speaker 1: a winner when we do a brand new Battle of
Speaker 1: the Tinder Dates. That's coming up at seven. Two hopeless
Speaker 1: das right, the question is whose love life is more tragic.
Speaker 1: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. It's the dating game
Speaker 1: show that encourages everyone to make love like you make toast,
Speaker 1: dry and done. In under a minute's Battle of the
Speaker 1: Tinder Dates, two hard listeners go head to head to
Speaker 1: find out whose dating life is the most tragic. We'll
Speaker 1: explain the roles in just a second, but first let's
Speaker 1: meet today's contestants. In this corner, he's a hopeless romantic
Speaker 1: and that's why he saves a tiny bit of saliva
Speaker 1: from every first kiss to remember them by me, Lugie, Luca,
Speaker 1: you didn't have to add, hope. And in the other corner,
Speaker 1: his secret to seduction is he only makes love when
Speaker 1: the planet's saturn in Mars are perfectly aligned with Uranus.
Speaker 1: That's why they call him Astrolabe Gabe. Ye've heard of
Speaker 1: an escalade before it measures the stars? Dave? Is that right? Game? Yeah? Yes,
Speaker 1: Here's how the game works. One pintest is gonna start
Speaker 1: by telling one of their worst dating stories than the
Speaker 1: other one try and counter with a nightmare story of
Speaker 1: their own. We're going back and forth for three rounds,
Speaker 1: then afterwards will Declara winner. Lugie Luke, go ahead, kick
Speaker 1: us off man all right. So I went to a
Speaker 1: concert with a kinder date and she told me she
Speaker 1: had a connection and I could get in there for free. Right.
Speaker 1: Oh cool? Yeah yeah, So I get there, she takes
Speaker 1: me through like the back entrance and then she hands
Speaker 1: me a security outfit to put one. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: we're sneaking in, but that's when I find out that
Speaker 1: she actually worked there and she was short staff. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. That genius. Yeah, she had me in charge
Speaker 1: of like the wand thing. I mean, it sucks for you,
Speaker 1: but genius on her. Yeah, it was very very crafty. Yes,
Speaker 1: Astra lad game, can you counter? Yeah? Yeah? The girl
Speaker 1: inviting me over to use her hot tub with her.
Speaker 1: I thought it was great, nice. Yes, I didn't realize
Speaker 1: it was like her community apartment complex hot tub. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: it tics to make out in front of an audience. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We were in there for five minutes and then literally
Speaker 1: a bunch of like elderly people came out and then
Speaker 1: turned out, and then she looked at me. She's like, yo,
Speaker 1: can you get out? You have to wait your turn
Speaker 1: o the apartment rules or something. So I was trying
Speaker 1: to be polite, you know. So you're sitting on the
Speaker 1: side watching her hot tub with elderly people. I fat
Speaker 1: they're shivering. No, Powell and like, Morty and Dorothy talked
Speaker 1: about the latest episode of Wheel of Fortune. That's some
Speaker 1: sexy talker right there. I can't take it anymore heat
Speaker 1: from that story. Let's go on the round two. We're
Speaker 1: back to you, Lucas. All right. So I was at
Speaker 1: with the girl and she was like, I gotta run
Speaker 1: some marriage. I was like, that's fine, but she had
Speaker 1: me drive through a neighborhood and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: she was like that's tough, and I was like all right,
Speaker 1: And before I knew it, she went out of my
Speaker 1: car and took an Amazon package off of some wood porch.
Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: And she was like, oh, don't worry if they contact
Speaker 1: you because your life plate is like on the video.
Speaker 1: Just tell them someone sell your car. I do it
Speaker 1: all the time. The employed girl was way better than Definitely,
Speaker 1: they say you looking for partners in crime? Come on, date,
Speaker 1: what do you got? I was at a dinner date
Speaker 1: and this girl decided that we should go somewhere else after. Okay,
Speaker 1: she told me to follow her, all right, and she
Speaker 1: sped up really fast, and I thought she might be
Speaker 1: ditching me, so I sped up as well, and then
Speaker 1: she slammed on the brakes and I rear ended her.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but like she got out. She didn't
Speaker 1: seem hurt. She said she that be in touch and
Speaker 1: that her neck felt extremely sore. I ended up paying
Speaker 1: her like nine grand for hospitals. And I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: she made the entire thing up. Yeah, I know, people
Speaker 1: like front to front. All right, we're going to the
Speaker 1: third and final round. We want your best stories, gentlemen.
Speaker 1: So Lucas, okay, so my data and I went to
Speaker 1: the cheesecake factory, all right, okay, and I couldn't decide,
Speaker 1: you know, what I was in the boot for. It's
Speaker 1: very hard to do the right well because you know,
Speaker 1: you're flipping through this huge menu. It's like the Bible,
Speaker 1: very very long. Yeah, And so I asked to wait her,
Speaker 1: you know, I was like, oh, can I just get
Speaker 1: a few more minutes to just decide what I'm wanting?
Speaker 1: And she told me that I was looking at the
Speaker 1: venue for too long, and then yelled loudly in front
Speaker 1: of everybody at the place. She was like, my day's
Speaker 1: a liar. On hit bio, he said he went to college,
Speaker 1: but clearly he can't read nowhere. Oh, you're like, girl,
Speaker 1: there's pictures on every food. I am to figure it out.
Speaker 1: Every cuisine in the world is yeah, Jame, this is it?
Speaker 1: Last shot, all right. I was sitting next to my
Speaker 1: date at a bar when she thought she would recognized
Speaker 1: the bartender, so she pulled up her Instagram to check. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I see at the top she's got like ten
Speaker 1: fake accounts that she uses to stalk people. Yeah, with
Speaker 1: a zero at the end of that yeah. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: was like, what are those four? And she told me
Speaker 1: some were for some exes and some were to troll businesses.
Speaker 1: She's like a troll, an Internet roll. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: she tells me how she leaves angry comments for her
Speaker 1: parents frozen yogurt shop all the time. That is such
Speaker 1: a weird way to spend your energy. BlackBerry's tastes like
Speaker 1: Huckleberry there. It is the final bell that means the
Speaker 1: match is over. Time to score it. I don't know
Speaker 1: how you're gonna do it, but Alexis, who are you
Speaker 1: giving it to? I'm going Gabe for having to watch
Speaker 1: the old people in the hot tub. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: Lucas for the porch pirate O. It's all time, Jose,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Luga, Luga. Congratulations, Lucas, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. You're the champion of dating sadness for the way.
Speaker 1: I feel very honored you should be. That's the battle
Speaker 1: of the tender dates. Phone tap It's coming up the
Speaker 1: next It's phone tap time. And this one is pretty
Speaker 1: special because our whole mission was to get a guy
Speaker 1: to do something a little odd. Oh. I love when
Speaker 1: we do these something he would normally never do on
Speaker 1: his own because he he just started a brand new
Speaker 1: job and his roommate wanted to mess with him on
Speaker 1: his very first dawn. So in order to pull this off,
Speaker 1: we had to call this guy on two separate occasions.
Speaker 1: It was not easy to do. But his room, he says,
Speaker 1: the photos are absolutely hilarious. Photo. We need to get those.
Speaker 1: You're gonna hear what happened in your brand new phone?
Speaker 1: Tap right now? Hello? Hi? Is this Shane speaking? Great?
Speaker 1: This is Lisa from well Go Corporate. How are you today?
Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm good. Um, how are you great? Uh?
Speaker 1: You know, I got some paperwork across my desk. It
Speaker 1: says you're going to be starting at one of our
Speaker 1: branches this week. Oh it looks like as a teller. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to it. Actually wonderful. And Friday's your
Speaker 1: first day, right, uh huh correct, just like the Katy
Speaker 1: Perry song Friday. It's Friday, Thank Heaven, a super Friday. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's Katy Perry, but okay, you're right,
Speaker 1: you're right. Oh my gosh, Katy Perry does the other
Speaker 1: Friday song right last Friday, we even jumping off the
Speaker 1: far table table at the dark and I got a
Speaker 1: little sky last Friday. Yeah, all right on Friday. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: sure is you know if you couldn't tell we like
Speaker 1: to have fun at our jobs. And you can't spell
Speaker 1: gainfully employed without fun, actually employed without Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I just okay, Yeah, I'm a fun guy. I like
Speaker 1: it fun. So yeah, I'm looking forward to it. It's great.
Speaker 1: We actually have fun Fridays here. Oh oh you do? Okay,
Speaker 1: and your first day is going to be a special
Speaker 1: one because it's talk like a pirate day? Did you
Speaker 1: know that? Wow? This Friday? You want everyone to talk
Speaker 1: like a pirate We sure do, and we'd dress like
Speaker 1: them to nineteen. Okay, it's fun. You guys really get
Speaker 1: into this, don't you. I mean it'll be hilarious. It's like,
Speaker 1: right when you go in the front doors, it's going
Speaker 1: to feel like you're part of the team. Okay, I guess,
Speaker 1: but I don't even know where to get a pirate outfit.
Speaker 1: Haven't you heard Amazon? I mean, just expense it to
Speaker 1: the company. It's what everybody's doing. Um, okay, if you
Speaker 1: say I have to, I guess I'll see you on
Speaker 1: Friday as a pirate. Oh yes, you will, all right,
Speaker 1: see you later, yea len lover? Okay, I have a
Speaker 1: great day. See you Friday. Okay, Hello, howdy Shane. It's
Speaker 1: Lisa from corporate. How was your first day of work
Speaker 1: on Friday? You gotta be kidding? Do you know what
Speaker 1: you did? You told me to go down and all
Speaker 1: the way with a pirate costume. I showed up in
Speaker 1: the pirate costume. I even bought fun people. He loved it. No,
Speaker 1: it looked at me like I had three heads. Not
Speaker 1: only that, the security guard almost tackled me because he
Speaker 1: thought I was going to rob the place coming on
Speaker 1: the counting. Oh no, oh yeah, you sound like you
Speaker 1: make a really believable pirate. Then, oh please, don't act
Speaker 1: like you didn't know what you did. You set me
Speaker 1: up for an embarrassment and almost to get fired. No,
Speaker 1: fir a pirate. Where is a fire a pirate? I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to be a tolerant a bank. Oh maybe was
Speaker 1: it because you didn't talk like a pirate? Remember it
Speaker 1: was our talk like it was the only one less
Speaker 1: like a pirate. Why am I going to talk like
Speaker 1: a pirate? Whenever it looks at me like what are
Speaker 1: you doing? Your lunatic? And I asked everyone at the
Speaker 1: Parians when I went and I said well, Lisa from
Speaker 1: corporate told me to do this, I said, Lisa from
Speaker 1: who are you talking about? We don't mean Lisa from corporate.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's because I forgot to tell you the secret
Speaker 1: pirate phrase. Way do you hear it? I've been pranked
Speaker 1: by the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: What did you just say? It's a prank. It's it's
Speaker 1: a prank. It's a radio show. We're breaking Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning doing a phone tap on you. You let
Speaker 1: me go down. Here is a job. You're laughing now,
Speaker 1: I'm laughing. Oh good, Oh good, good good. Okay, So
Speaker 1: that is all your roommate Paul's fault, because he set
Speaker 1: you up. He said he knew it was your first
Speaker 1: day and wanted to completely humiliate you. Oh well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna kill him. I'm gonna freaking I told him that
Speaker 1: the pirate costume was a little extreme. But apparently, oh
Speaker 1: thank god, that everybody did in your head like you
Speaker 1: sent to humor And obviously I told you it was
Speaker 1: fun Fridays. Isn't it fun? It's fun for somebody, I
Speaker 1: mean embarrassing to me. It's fun now, But it was
Speaker 1: embarrassing I'm fighting and get your costume because next frid
Speaker 1: Day's dressed like a cowboy day every morning. Broke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. We don't do this often, but
Speaker 1: today we're gonna make a Brooke and Jeffrey guarantee. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: doesn't sound bold and sounds super reliable, but sure, we're
Speaker 1: gonna go for it. I promise, no matter who you are,
Speaker 1: no matter where you live, what you believe in, you
Speaker 1: will be rooting for the person that we have on
Speaker 1: the phone with us today because she is a kind,
Speaker 1: single woman who works as an elementary school teacher. Already
Speaker 1: I'll tell you once you hear her story. Even serial
Speaker 1: killers are gonna put down their machetes, turn off their
Speaker 1: chainsaws in slow clap, hoping that today is the day
Speaker 1: this woman finds true love. Jeffrey guarantee. Okay, they don't
Speaker 1: want yours. The serials will clap. This woman use her
Speaker 1: skin to make a lamp shade. Well, that's not for
Speaker 1: a brand new Second Date update that's coming up. Second
Speaker 1: Date Update. It's funny people in dating apps are just
Speaker 1: like Goldilocks in the Three Bears. Some people are very
Speaker 1: hot and use them all the time. Like most of
Speaker 1: the kids in the promo department here. Others they're a
Speaker 1: little more medium, like someone in this room who only
Speaker 1: goes on when her husband's out of town. I guess
Speaker 1: medium is a compliment coming from you, and some are
Speaker 1: very very new to it, like one of our listeners,
Speaker 1: Mary Anne, who said she's just dipping her toe into
Speaker 1: the online dating scene. Mary Anne, you haven't matched with
Speaker 1: Jose or anybody yet? No, not yet. Okay, I'm shocked
Speaker 1: to your kids. I put my zip go to every
Speaker 1: zip to. What's it like jumping into the online dating scene? Um,
Speaker 1: it's interesting. I don't know. I'm a little cautious about it.
Speaker 1: I guess you should ye to do it. So your
Speaker 1: attitude sounds good though, like you look like your hope.
Speaker 1: You sound hopeful. Yeah, how are you cautious with online dating? Um? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm a teacher of like younger kids are like I
Speaker 1: just I don't want the parents to find me. I
Speaker 1: don't want like any weird pictures of me out there,
Speaker 1: you know, to make anything awkward. So I only really
Speaker 1: have like a few pictures in my profile, and like
Speaker 1: a couple of them, I'm like wearing sunglasses, So it's
Speaker 1: just there's nothing crazy there. It's like a celebrity. It's
Speaker 1: like you're I mean, but seriously though, like my kids,
Speaker 1: teachers are very edited on their social media's. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: do you think interesting that book has seen their dating profiles?
Speaker 1: Whatever you want to say, Johnson, I couldn't even tell
Speaker 1: you only posted two photos on here. Okay, what, marian So,
Speaker 1: who did you match with online? There's not a lot
Speaker 1: of people actually, um So, I actually only go by
Speaker 1: one initial. I just go by him for Marianne. Okay, serious, okay,
Speaker 1: I've seen that, which may make people more cautious about you.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, backfire totally. Yeah. Oh is that true, Marianne?
Speaker 1: Yeah no, I really don't get like a lot of messages.
Speaker 1: So who was brave enough to swipe right on you?
Speaker 1: Um So I did. Finally the sky Cordon actually reached
Speaker 1: out to me. Gordon masculine name. It is a masculine
Speaker 1: masculine right, Gordon. I don't know. I had a pet
Speaker 1: lizard named Gordon. I got that lizard had a six
Speaker 1: pat yea lizards, masculine pets. What's Gordon like? He's really nice?
Speaker 1: Um it was just nice. He was one of the
Speaker 1: few people that actually wanted to get to know me
Speaker 1: and talk to me. Yeah, and like actually go out
Speaker 1: in real life, not just you know, messaged me online. Okay,
Speaker 1: what did it feel like going into an actual date?
Speaker 1: I mean I was a little nervous, but I mean
Speaker 1: I was hopeful. I was excited. He seemed really nice.
Speaker 1: So we were going to go to a music festival.
Speaker 1: We decided, Oh that's cute. Yeah, yeah, it was his pick.
Speaker 1: I didn't really know a lot of the bands, but
Speaker 1: you know, I tried to listen and like get to
Speaker 1: know some of them before we went. And there's a
Speaker 1: couple that were pretty good three songs from some of
Speaker 1: these YouTube channels to participate. Did it turn out to
Speaker 1: be fun? Yeah? It was fun. He was here a
Speaker 1: positive attitude and he's like no pressure, like you know,
Speaker 1: and I just I liked being around him, honestly. Like
Speaker 1: so it sounds like it turned out even better than
Speaker 1: you expected. Yeah, it was actually like worried for nothing.
Speaker 1: But when we went to leave, like it was getting
Speaker 1: late and so like we made sure to hut out
Speaker 1: that I noticed like once we got closed, like the exit,
Speaker 1: I did on my phone. Oh no, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, like I lost my phone somewhere and
Speaker 1: what a nightmare. So he also looked for it, and
Speaker 1: he eventually found it under these like tables where you
Speaker 1: could like stand her out and drink. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So he's nice and he's a hero. Yeah, exactly like everything.
Speaker 1: Did you give him a big kiss as a thank you?
Speaker 1: I'll get to it. Oh okay, sorry to jump forward,
Speaker 1: So okay. Anyway, so he takes me home and we
Speaker 1: just have a good night hug. Actually weird? Do you
Speaker 1: sound so cute and giggly about it? Though I know
Speaker 1: it was. It felt good, it felt right. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought we clicked and like, I don't know, I'm surprised
Speaker 1: we aren't going out again, Like I've texted him being
Speaker 1: like I really enjoyed seeing you, like I have a
Speaker 1: lot of fun, Like I'd love to hang out again,
Speaker 1: Like I was really looking forward to, like, you know,
Speaker 1: hanging out with him again. It's a long hug or
Speaker 1: was it like a quick I want to know it wasn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it wasn't like a side church hog. I
Speaker 1: mean like there was you know, it was like a
Speaker 1: full hog. Okay, wait, you haven't heard from him at all? No,
Speaker 1: and I don't know what to do. It's weird, hopeful,
Speaker 1: and now I'm like, I'm so caught up on a
Speaker 1: church hug because the hugs that I've had from people
Speaker 1: in church, they go, they get pretty intense. I'll tell you, Wow, God,
Speaker 1: bless you, bless you. I've had therapy from some of
Speaker 1: those church. So it's been how long since? But I
Speaker 1: don't know. People do it different and so how was so?
Speaker 1: How long has it been since you and Gordon hung out? Um?
Speaker 1: It was a few weeks ago. Now, all right, so
Speaker 1: you've waited. Wait now you have your phone back. Have
Speaker 1: you guys been texting since then? Not really. I've tried
Speaker 1: to get him to hang out, but he's not really
Speaker 1: super responsive. I guess we need this to work out
Speaker 1: because it's like your first time in online dating and
Speaker 1: it's gonna be bad, I know. And you had fun
Speaker 1: like normally, it's like, oh my god, I'm never gonna
Speaker 1: like you had a good experience. They want you to
Speaker 1: have another date. I want more church hugs for you.
Speaker 1: So we'll try and get some of that done. When
Speaker 1: we play a song, come back and to call Gordon
Speaker 1: and try and get your second date update. Right after
Speaker 1: this okay, very cool, thank you. Hold one. Maryanne the
Speaker 1: school teacher is on the phone with us for a
Speaker 1: second date, and he just sounds so innocent when you
Speaker 1: say that. She does. And her very first online dating
Speaker 1: experience went just about as well as it possibly could
Speaker 1: because she went to a music festival, lost her phone
Speaker 1: but found it before they left, and ended the night
Speaker 1: with a steamy church hug. No, it was better than that,
Speaker 1: church or not. God was watching and God was liking.
Speaker 1: But now it's been weeks and her Gordon has been
Speaker 1: kind of distant, and I know Brooke was surprised that
Speaker 1: Marianne left a music festival with her top still on.
Speaker 1: I mean, everybody has different vibes. Alexis was shocked that
Speaker 1: she remembered the music festival at all. Yeah. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: we're going to do our best here. How you feeling, Marianne,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling okay. You're brave because not only were you
Speaker 1: trying dating apps for the first time, you're reaching out
Speaker 1: to us to help. This is this is a move
Speaker 1: her phone. Very traumatic experience. Some would say that you're
Speaker 1: at an all time low being on the show with us,
Speaker 1: but that just means that just means the only way
Speaker 1: we could go from here is up. Oh okay, backwards
Speaker 1: compliment trying to see that? Okay, I thought that was
Speaker 1: a positive thing to say. It's interesting it was. I'll
Speaker 1: apologize with a church hug to you. Okay, Mary, don't
Speaker 1: take Jeff's church hugs. Yeah, I think I'll pass. We
Speaker 1: should just call him good your loans. But let's just
Speaker 1: do this. We're gonna call Gordon right now here we go. Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: is this Gordon? This is Gordon? Who's this? Sorry? Did
Speaker 1: we call you in the bathroom or something? I'll go
Speaker 1: you over there? Are you wanting that to be the truth?
Speaker 1: I didn't want to interrupt you. No, I'm good. Who
Speaker 1: am I talking to? Who is this? You're talking to?
Speaker 1: Esteemed radio host Jeffrey Dubou from award winning morning Showbrook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. Yes, why, great question. We're
Speaker 1: calling to win the award because our mom's made us one. No,
Speaker 1: we're we're calling because we're doing a segment called a
Speaker 1: Second Date Update, hoping to get some answers for one
Speaker 1: of our listeners named Mary Anne. You remember going out
Speaker 1: with Marianna a couple of weeks ago? Oh yeah, remember that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did not. I'm sorry I godon to interrupt, but
Speaker 1: I didn't expect that type of reaction. She sounds bubbly
Speaker 1: and lovely and she's a school teacher. That's that's what
Speaker 1: she says. I guess, so, oh wow, you're clearly not
Speaker 1: very fond of Maryanne. But she felt like the date
Speaker 1: with you went really well. Yeah. Did you have fun
Speaker 1: at the music festival? Yeah, i'd fun at the music festival.
Speaker 1: It started out fun, it started out great. Okay, what's
Speaker 1: going on? What's with the coldness? I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what she told you guys, but she
Speaker 1: she lost her phone at one point, and uh, you know,
Speaker 1: I was trying to help her find it. That is
Speaker 1: hate irresponsible people. Is that what you're saying. Well, I
Speaker 1: wound up actually finding her phone. Yeah, you were You
Speaker 1: were her hero, that was what she said. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: I I When I picked up her phone, her home
Speaker 1: screen came on and and what I saw kind of
Speaker 1: broke me. WHOA what? She's a school teacher. I can't
Speaker 1: imagine it being I don't know how else to say it.
Speaker 1: When I looked at her her screen, it was a
Speaker 1: picture of her kissing another guy, what kind of guy
Speaker 1: that doesn't matter? Like her father. Maybe it definitely was
Speaker 1: not the way you kiss your father. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You don't know how I kissed my father, So how
Speaker 1: dare you jump to that sort of conclusion. I mean
Speaker 1: that could have been like I don't know, we didn't
Speaker 1: get her last relationship status, Like maybe she just broke
Speaker 1: up with somebody. Maybe she's there could be other reason
Speaker 1: didn't we char the photo You're on a date with
Speaker 1: somebody else? I don't know. I mean it kind of
Speaker 1: all started to make sense to me. What I'm not?
Speaker 1: What are you? What's going on in your mind when
Speaker 1: you see that picture? I mean, her profile is just
Speaker 1: m and all of her photos are her with sunglasses on.
Speaker 1: And then I see this and it snapped in the
Speaker 1: clear focus for me. She's she's cheating. She acted so innocent,
Speaker 1: like she always she totally played up the innocent school teacher.
Speaker 1: And I mean she told us that she just did
Speaker 1: M and the sunglasses and stuff because she didn't want
Speaker 1: parents of her students to find her. Yeah, she told
Speaker 1: me the same thing. When your stances you're not cool
Speaker 1: with her cheating, it's always like two steps. I just
Speaker 1: want to be clear. Why didn't you Why didn't you
Speaker 1: address her when you saw the phone and you picked
Speaker 1: it up and handed it back to her, why didn't
Speaker 1: you say something? I just, honestly, I wanted nothing to
Speaker 1: do with her at that point. I guess that makes
Speaker 1: sense why at the end there was no kiss? Yeah,
Speaker 1: just a church hug. That's what you call church hug? Sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was what to call it at this point. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I mean I guess I'd be surprised if she was
Speaker 1: still there on the line after this whole thing. But
Speaker 1: why would she call us if she was cheating? I
Speaker 1: don't know what an idiot. Let's ask Mary Anne, because
Speaker 1: she's been listening to this the entire time, Gordon, Mary Anne. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's been there the whole time. Mary You there, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm here, Mary Anne. What do you have to say?
Speaker 1: I mean, this is it's not what you think. That's
Speaker 1: a famous thing. Yeah yeah, what do you mean you
Speaker 1: had you had a picture of you kissing another guy
Speaker 1: on your phone screen? Yeah? That was my husband. He
Speaker 1: passed away last year. Oh oh, and I just have
Speaker 1: a memory of him on my phone. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: We went from thinking you were all yeah sorry. I
Speaker 1: didn't know you well enough yet to really talk about it. Um,
Speaker 1: so I didn't want to bring it up on our
Speaker 1: first date. You know, are you okay? Yeah? I mean
Speaker 1: I am honestly a little taken aback just listening to
Speaker 1: what you said and jumping so soon to conclusions about
Speaker 1: me without you could have just confronted me that night, Gordon, mean,
Speaker 1: how do you feel right now? You must kind of
Speaker 1: feel like a boob. I mean, um, I'm really sorry
Speaker 1: to hear that. I just I've been down this road before,
Speaker 1: and so I didn't think. I didn't think. I feel
Speaker 1: like I had it all figured out already. Yeah, hopefully
Speaker 1: you guys that's his whole heartbreaking Yeah sides, though, I
Speaker 1: feel like the understanding needs to be there, Like and
Speaker 1: I mean Marianne, he's obviously been on dating apps a
Speaker 1: lot longer because he's jaded and jumped to conclusions, which
Speaker 1: is what we did when he explained it. I mean,
Speaker 1: when you connect that to just your m profile and
Speaker 1: everything in your secrecy, it makes sense. Oh yeah, we
Speaker 1: didn't know you lost your husband, like I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: but if the good news is if Marianne is on
Speaker 1: the dating apps, it must mean that she's feeling ready
Speaker 1: to put herself back out there. Yeah, so that's encouraging.
Speaker 1: It took me a while, but I mean, yeah, I
Speaker 1: finally did it. Yeah, I mean and it makes sense
Speaker 1: why it's your first time ever on dating apps because
Speaker 1: you were married. Yeah, Brooke doesn't play by the same
Speaker 1: rules as that. But oh man, that's hard. But wow,
Speaker 1: I'm glad we got closure, a little clarity in this situation.
Speaker 1: And Gordon, now that you know that she's not cheating
Speaker 1: and what the situation is, we'd like to offer to
Speaker 1: send the two of you out on another date, and
Speaker 1: we would pay for it. I do feel terrible about
Speaker 1: the assumption, and obviously about what happened to your husband
Speaker 1: and you, and other than that, nothing else bad happened. Correct.
Speaker 1: You guys are really cute. Yeah, I honestly really did
Speaker 1: have a good time on the date until I saw
Speaker 1: that photo. I would be open to it if you are, Okay,
Speaker 1: that is fair because based on this I don't know
Speaker 1: that Marianne is still interested. Marianne, true, are you willing
Speaker 1: to give him another chance after he jumped to conclusions? Um,
Speaker 1: I'll give another shot. We can talk it out. We'll
Speaker 1: see where we get from there. I guess really excited,
Speaker 1: all right, sound she's the most brilliant cheater ever. I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: I'm happy for you guys. It sounds like we're sending
Speaker 1: you out on another day. Um, congratulations you two. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Jeff Church Dad. I don't know about that, but we
Speaker 1: could celebrate by ending this with an entire show church hug.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, everybody, bring it in close. I'm checking it off,
Speaker 1: not going to your church, Jeff and Jeffrey in the morning. Man.
Speaker 1: Legit tears coming from the text board from a lot
Speaker 1: of people who were all pulling for Charlotte and her
Speaker 1: love story. I mean, it was beautiful. Gosh. This is
Speaker 1: a couple that I definitely hope that we get an
Speaker 1: update from, even if it doesn't work out. I just
Speaker 1: want to hear that everybody's doing okay still. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: obviously she didn't go into much detail about what happened
Speaker 1: with the passing of her late husband because we didn't
Speaker 1: want to pry into that. Good work, team, Well, why
Speaker 1: would you ask that that was on your mind? This
Speaker 1: a true crime podcast. I'm giving us props for not
Speaker 1: going there, That's what I'm saying. But you do have
Speaker 1: to do. You have to give her credit for being
Speaker 1: courageous and being brave, not just by putting herself out
Speaker 1: in the dating world again, but also staying on the
Speaker 1: phone while this guy accuses her of cheating. For sure,
Speaker 1: that must have been so emotionals for her. One of
Speaker 1: the most intense cases of like assuming is never a
Speaker 1: good Either that or she's on the other line thinking,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this idiot he felt bad after Maybe
Speaker 1: it's a good rule of thumb. If you ever see
Speaker 1: somebody else with a phone screen picture of them kissing somebody,
Speaker 1: just assume that it's a relative that's passed away. I
Speaker 1: don't really that's not the lesson. Yeah, maybe just more
Speaker 1: open communication. Yeah, less apparently, but lesson. Here's a good lesson.
Speaker 1: If you ever want to get in touch with somebody
Speaker 1: that you went on a date with that's not calling
Speaker 1: you back, you can email the show and we'll call
Speaker 1: that person. Yeah, let's stick to that. That's a good lesson. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it's broken, Jeffrey. In the morning, we have a return
Speaker 1: caller coming to win Brooks Bucks. It's Andrea from Bonnie Lake,
Speaker 1: who is oo and one against you, meaning she's played
Speaker 1: you once okay, tied in a very close match. And
Speaker 1: I'm sure that you remember her Brooks, So why don't
Speaker 1: you list the top three things that you remember about Andrea? Well, Andrea,
Speaker 1: I totally remember you. I remember you being really great,
Speaker 1: and you like to drive your car you can't drive.
Speaker 1: Your house is fantastic. Oh house, you're really into it.
Speaker 1: And you like dogs. Wow. In the old it, Brook
Speaker 1: remembers everybody. So we're gonna send Brook out of the studio.
Speaker 1: All that happens, you know, the game's played. He got
Speaker 1: thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
Speaker 1: you don't know when, you can say pass. But you
Speaker 1: have to beat Brooke out rights. When are you ready?
Speaker 1: All right, bestie? Here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 1: Today is National Gumbo Day. Gumbo originated in what southern
Speaker 1: state Louisiana? What African animal creates its own sun block
Speaker 1: when it's hot? Vander Holyfield lost a piece of which
Speaker 1: body part while fighting Mike Tyson? Here? What is the
Speaker 1: primary liquor in a my tie run? Aruba is an
Speaker 1: island located in what c What symbol shares the eight
Speaker 1: key on a keyboard? All right, you got it? In
Speaker 1: Andrea well done, Brooke is coming back in studio, and
Speaker 1: I see on my phone screener. Not that I needed this,
Speaker 1: because I remember off the top of my head that
Speaker 1: you're an an event manager who works in Tacoma. Do yes,
Speaker 1: you did organizing for the Elton John concert at the
Speaker 1: Tacoma Dome. Well, yeah, I work with the people who
Speaker 1: do the content that's coming up. I work at the
Speaker 1: Greater Tacoma Convention Center. Shout out to the Convention Center.
Speaker 1: I was just in uh well, I was in Pala,
Speaker 1: but I was down in the South Sound Dune. An
Speaker 1: event people are down there. I gotta say, like, events
Speaker 1: down there are so much more fun. I'm sorry Seattle,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry Bellevue. You're a little stiff, and a little
Speaker 1: stiff you need from them. Yeah, I'm so cool. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say loud, but yeah, and loud our
Speaker 1: listeners up in the North End. I think the North
Speaker 1: End's great. All right, Brook, it's your turn. Are you ready? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm ready. Your time starts now. Today is National Gumbo Day.
Speaker 1: Gumbo originated in what southern state Louisiana. What African animal
Speaker 1: creates its own sun block when it's hot? Uh? Brino
Speaker 1: Evander Holyfield lost a piece of which body part while
Speaker 1: fighting Mike Tyson? What is the primary liquor in a
Speaker 1: my tie rum? Aruba is an island located in what
Speaker 1: Sea the Caribbean. What symbol shares the eight key on
Speaker 1: a keyboard app? Which was found at first Nike er Adidas?
Speaker 1: Adidas got our answers in. Let's head it on over
Speaker 1: to the scoreboard to see how you both did with Jose.
Speaker 1: I kind of know what it's like to be in hershals.
Speaker 1: My nickname in high school used to be kool aid Man. Andrew,
Speaker 1: you killed it. We did give you that last one,
Speaker 1: that buzzer beater. You got four correct showing up for
Speaker 1: Bonnie Lake today? Yeah yeah, and missus North End hater,
Speaker 1: you got overall record goes to oh one and one
Speaker 1: Andrew yea. Let's go over the answers for everybody. Today's
Speaker 1: National Gumbo Day. Gumbo originated in Louisiana. It's the official
Speaker 1: state cuisine. In fact, it sounds so good. Hippos are
Speaker 1: the ones that create their own sun block when it's hot.
Speaker 1: It's a red oily substance that they secrete from their skin.
Speaker 1: Google it. It's what nightmares are made of. It looks
Speaker 1: like blood all over them. It's crazy, sounds sexy to
Speaker 1: Vander Holyfield lost a piece of his ear when Mike
Speaker 1: Tyson bitted off in a match. The primary liquor in
Speaker 1: my time is rum Aruba is in the Caribbean Sea.
Speaker 1: If you look at the eight key on a keyboard,
Speaker 1: it shares the asterisk symbol and between Nike and Adidas.
Speaker 1: Adidas came first in nineteen forty nine. Nike was second
Speaker 1: in nineteen sixty four. So, Andrea, I am so sorry.
Speaker 1: We can't give you any money here, but just we're playing.
Speaker 1: You do win a pair of passes to the Boo
Speaker 1: Festival at Wamoo Theater, which is happening all Halloween weekend
Speaker 1: October twenty eighth and twenty nine and features the biggest
Speaker 1: names of electronic music like Boogeet, Crystal Skies, and the
Speaker 1: Ghost of DJ Samonella. Thank you so much yet either interesting.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to go to the Boo Festival at
Speaker 1: Wamouth Theater and find out for yourself. Don't spoilers here, Andrea,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for playing, Thanks so much for
Speaker 1: having me. Yeah, you better talk to you you're absolutely
Speaker 1: the I told you the South sound man tell him
Speaker 1: where we're gonna do the last or what are we
Speaker 1: gonna do. We're gonna do this again when Brooks Box
Speaker 1: is what it's called, and we'll do it again, same
Speaker 1: time tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.