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Speaker 1: I show. Well a good morning everybody, y'all listening to
Speaker 1: the voice? Come on dig me now one it only
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. You know this week,
Speaker 1: I've just been on it, so today is no different.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I've just reinvigorated myself. I'm more determined
Speaker 1: to share the principles of success. I'm more determined to
Speaker 1: help and guide and teach as many people as I
Speaker 1: can the things that I've learned. And I mean, man,
Speaker 1: I've been through it. I have really been through it.
Speaker 1: I kid you not. You know. I used to say, Okay, God,
Speaker 1: you know, why is all this happening to me? But
Speaker 1: as I've gotten older, I understand that was the ingredients.
Speaker 1: I needed the ingredients to beat this cake. I needed
Speaker 1: all those ingredients stirred up. I need all of that
Speaker 1: different flavors, the stuff that I didn't think tastes so good.
Speaker 1: All that stuff had to come into the bowl in
Speaker 1: order for me to get to where I am today.
Speaker 1: As much as I did not like the taste of
Speaker 1: the ingredients, little did I know God was making this cake,
Speaker 1: not me. But what he did was and you've heard
Speaker 1: you the old saying God could turn lemons into lemonade,
Speaker 1: Well that's what he was doing now. At the time,
Speaker 1: it all had a little funky lemonade lemony flavor to it,
Speaker 1: with some other stuff in it too. I didn't care
Speaker 1: for it. But little did I know that I needed
Speaker 1: everything that happened to me to happen to me in
Speaker 1: the exact order that had happened, in the exact array
Speaker 1: of things that happened, for me to have a knowledge
Speaker 1: I have today, the experience, the attitude, so I could
Speaker 1: turn around and share that information. Okay, got that out
Speaker 1: the way. This is what I want to give to
Speaker 1: you today. I want you to understand something that discipline
Speaker 1: determines your destiny, not your desire. Discipline determine your destiny,
Speaker 1: not your desire. You've heard me say this how many
Speaker 1: times on the show Okay, here we go against it.
Speaker 1: I got it. Faith with our works is dead. But
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. To be a hard worker,
Speaker 1: you got to be disciplined. That's one of the hardest
Speaker 1: lessons I'm trying to get through to my sons. You've
Speaker 1: gonna throw yourself down a cliff if you're not a
Speaker 1: young man or a man that possesses discipline. Because they
Speaker 1: got something for undisciplined people. They got some street laws
Speaker 1: for undisciplined people, and they got some federal laws and
Speaker 1: state laws for undisciplined people. That's why them signs is
Speaker 1: outside on the freeway, We're gonna let you go fast.
Speaker 1: But seventy is the limit. Seventy fast enough. Really, if
Speaker 1: you're disciplined enough of a person to leave your house
Speaker 1: at the time you're supposed to leave your house, seventy
Speaker 1: miles per hour is absolutely enough. But if you're an
Speaker 1: undisciplined person, if you don't have the wherewithal to leave
Speaker 1: your house on time, to get ready to go where
Speaker 1: you want to go, see the desires where you want
Speaker 1: to go, the discipline is how you get there. You
Speaker 1: understand you can wanna go to see your family in California,
Speaker 1: all you want, But the flight leaves at one eighteen.
Speaker 1: You leave your house at twelve thirty. They told you
Speaker 1: you must check in one hour before your flight. Now,
Speaker 1: if you ain't got the discipline to get to the
Speaker 1: airport to check in one hour before your flight, leaving
Speaker 1: your house forty five minutes before the flight departs, what
Speaker 1: you think gonna happen? Your desire to go see your
Speaker 1: family in la is going to be thwarted because you
Speaker 1: lack the discipline to prepare yourself and get yourself ready
Speaker 1: to do the things that you have to do to
Speaker 1: make your desires come true. I'm telling you discipline determines
Speaker 1: your destiny, not your desire. You can write down a
Speaker 1: list of stuff you want to do all day, but
Speaker 1: if you don't produce and show the discipline necessary to
Speaker 1: get there, what you think gonna happen? Huh? Okay? I
Speaker 1: want to be rich, Okay, I want to make four
Speaker 1: hundred thousand in a year. Okay, I want to be
Speaker 1: the best player that there is. Okay, but you don't
Speaker 1: want to practice. See the cat that's disciplined enough to
Speaker 1: show up at practice the shooting jumpers when everybody going home,
Speaker 1: that's the guy that's gonna be the best. The guy
Speaker 1: that's never late for practice, the guy to study the playbook.
Speaker 1: That's the guy that's gonna make it, not the guy
Speaker 1: that's talking crack I stalking that smack. I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: the Pro Bowl, I'm gonna make the All Star Team,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be All American. That's just what you're saying.
Speaker 1: But discipline determines your destiny, not your desire. So now
Speaker 1: let's talk about this discipline. What is that, really, Steve.
Speaker 1: That's your work ethic, that's your hunger, that's your will.
Speaker 1: Discipline is how hard you're willing to demonstrate the attributes
Speaker 1: and the traits to be what you want to be.
Speaker 1: Did you hear me? It is your willingness to conduct
Speaker 1: yourself in a manner that is above and beyond what
Speaker 1: they say is necessary. Now, this is a good example
Speaker 1: right here. Now. You can want to be in the
Speaker 1: NFL all you want, but they got this thing called
Speaker 1: the NFL Combines where they bring in some of the
Speaker 1: top players at every position to come in and they're
Speaker 1: gonna run a forty yard dash, they're gonna do a
Speaker 1: standing broad jump, they're gonna do a standing vertical leap.
Speaker 1: They're gonna do drills, running drills, cutting drills. They can
Speaker 1: determine if a linebacker got stiff hips by making them
Speaker 1: back pedal, point him in one direction and throw the
Speaker 1: football in another direction. How does he turn his body?
Speaker 1: Now you can say you can tell everybody at your
Speaker 1: college you want to play pro football. You tell everybody
Speaker 1: at your high school. You tell them in Peewee you
Speaker 1: want to play pro football. But they got tests for
Speaker 1: you though. It's called the combines. Now you get out
Speaker 1: here and you have a bad combine day, Ain't nobody
Speaker 1: trying to hear that. Let me tell you how excuses
Speaker 1: don't work with people when they just trying to get
Speaker 1: when they're trying to win in the NFL. The fact
Speaker 1: that you had a bad day at the combine and
Speaker 1: you don't run your best forties and you keep telling
Speaker 1: them you could do better, they don't want to hear that.
Speaker 1: Because see, what ain't nobody gonna pay you for is
Speaker 1: to play on Sunday. And that's one of your bad days.
Speaker 1: We're paying you to play on Sundays. But because you
Speaker 1: keep having these bad days, because you ain't discipline enough
Speaker 1: to put in the work to make sure that your
Speaker 1: maximum can be called upon at any time. Now you
Speaker 1: at to combine with some slow times that go on
Speaker 1: your record. You're to comebine. You don't jump as high
Speaker 1: as you did when you was at the gym class. Well,
Speaker 1: hold up, man, this is show day now in the NFL,
Speaker 1: Sunday is show day. What they can't run the risk
Speaker 1: of is paying you your money. And your bad day
Speaker 1: happened to be on Sundays after we didn't cut your check. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: We're looking for people who limit them bad days, who
Speaker 1: got the discipline to work hard, to make an effort
Speaker 1: for it. You understand what I'm saying to your folks.
Speaker 1: Please understand this. Discipline determines your destiny, not your desire.
Speaker 1: If you can want it all you want, But if
Speaker 1: you ain't working, if you ain't grinding, if you ain't hurting,
Speaker 1: if you ain't sweating real bad, if you always somewhere,
Speaker 1: got to chill, you got to have a cold one,
Speaker 1: you got to smoke one, You gotta do all them things.
Speaker 1: Can't tell you something you ain't gonna make it. Discipline
Speaker 1: determines your destiny, not your desire. You're listening, ladies, and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: boys and girls, got around the radio. We're about to
Speaker 1: begin in the fabulous Steve Harvey Morning Show. We've decided
Speaker 1: to do it this way because we've never done it
Speaker 1: this way before. Simply put, he don't like doing nothing
Speaker 1: the same every day facts. That's all it is, man,
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morty Show. You know, yeah, you know, we're
Speaker 1: trying to have a lot of energy, but you know
Speaker 1: you ain't. But you got too because they count on
Speaker 1: you and the show must go on. That's why I
Speaker 1: am this morning Shirley Strawberry callar for real Mouth of
Speaker 1: the South, Mississippi, Monica One and only Junior whose real
Speaker 1: name is killed Space. He's married now he's going through
Speaker 1: some things. The legend is back, Ladies and gentlemen, wanning
Speaker 1: on the nephew Timmy back in the building, riding high
Speaker 1: steal your boy. What's going on well, Junior? Yes, sir, Yes,
Speaker 1: Well what is it today? Sir? How can I hell?
Speaker 1: Hey know, when you get up in the morning, and
Speaker 1: you know, when you marry everything, it's just me when y'all,
Speaker 1: you know, get more when we get up in the
Speaker 1: more we have told you about the now really work.
Speaker 1: But I just want you to understand up just about
Speaker 1: how he do it. Make sure I got to write approach. Okay,
Speaker 1: when we get up in the morning, we you know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to be positive about your marriage every single day,
Speaker 1: Am I right? A wrong? Well, you must keep a
Speaker 1: great attitude. Bye, you have to be positive. They might
Speaker 1: not be waking up positive, but you have to. Okay
Speaker 1: that my job. Yeah, well so one way street. Well,
Speaker 1: it's like this. If you don't make that your job,
Speaker 1: both of y'all can't wake up on the wrong side
Speaker 1: of the bed. Both of y'all can't wake up and
Speaker 1: something's wrong. So I always make sure that I'm the
Speaker 1: cheery person. I'm very fortunate, and that is the direct
Speaker 1: opposite in my marriage. I'm married to the happiest person
Speaker 1: in the world. If she could throw a carnival every day,
Speaker 1: she would, she really would. Now you've ever seen nothing
Speaker 1: like it. It's kind of aggravating a little bit, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm actually married to a work climbs out of a
Speaker 1: john wood and barrow. Would a lid on it and
Speaker 1: it's still with monkeys, and they just start, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got it. My job, And if your job, stay
Speaker 1: positive just in case. Now, if she wakes up positive,
Speaker 1: you got the ball game. But if she don't wake
Speaker 1: up positive, you can sort of be on the other
Speaker 1: side of the fish. You feel me got you? I
Speaker 1: got oh. I know you're saying you got it the
Speaker 1: six months right here? I know six months. When I
Speaker 1: see him, Timmy, I was pory to say, what's that
Speaker 1: look on your face? Six months he already waking up
Speaker 1: like this. This don't make no sense. I'm just already
Speaker 1: I just had Norman. Tim He thinks Junior is advanced.
Speaker 1: Many who to Junior got man. He had the whole
Speaker 1: aunt chilot. He didn't feel the burrito. He got the
Speaker 1: whole aunt chilotan So why I sounded like this Junior
Speaker 1: third man? Every day? Hey, listen, coming up at thirty
Speaker 1: two minutes after the hour, the nephew is back. He's
Speaker 1: gonna run that prank back right after this. You're listening
Speaker 1: morning show. It is time now to start from morning
Speaker 1: off with the nephew and run that brank back. The
Speaker 1: nephew is back to run it back. What you got
Speaker 1: for its nephew. Let me see what I got, shets,
Speaker 1: I got a colorful adoption. Colorful adopting, you get a
Speaker 1: white kiding, You get a white kiding, you get a
Speaker 1: white kid. Yeah, yeah, I work for Colorful Adoption. Let's
Speaker 1: go get th Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Valerie. Valerie.
Speaker 1: U Hi, Valerie. Listen. My name is Kathem. I'm from Adoptions.
Speaker 1: I'm giving you a call. I'm sure you're aware that
Speaker 1: we're coming by tomorrow, and uh, we're great. First of all,
Speaker 1: I wanted to say thank you for being a part
Speaker 1: of this adoption thing for Black History. We really greatly
Speaker 1: appreciate what you're doing. We want you to know that
Speaker 1: we um have you scheduled tomorrow that we're gonna drop
Speaker 1: two Caucasian kids off at your household and uh, hello,
Speaker 1: you're gonna drop them off at my house right right? Uh?
Speaker 1: Are you familiar with what's going on with Colorful Adoptions?
Speaker 1: Now you're okay? Let me well wait a minute, hang
Speaker 1: on you your name has been submitted to us that
Speaker 1: you are volunteering to take in two Caucasian kids. Here
Speaker 1: is doing Black History Month, and you're going to teach
Speaker 1: them as much as you can about Black history for
Speaker 1: a week. They're going to be with you for seven days.
Speaker 1: How many rooms do you have in your apartment so
Speaker 1: we can make sure that the kids have adequate space. Hey,
Speaker 1: can you tell me who submitted my name? Ma'am? Can
Speaker 1: you tell me do you guys have a backdoor so
Speaker 1: that you know there's as an access enterance? I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: where are you calling from? Again? I am calling from adoptions?
Speaker 1: But what I do need to know is I do
Speaker 1: need to know where the kids have transportation? Do you
Speaker 1: have a vehicle that is definitely yours? The kids won't
Speaker 1: have transportation? I'm sorry you're asking me? No, who are
Speaker 1: you againting? My name is Kadem Man, I'm calling for adoptions, okay?
Speaker 1: And who submitted? Who submitted my information? Man? Don't you
Speaker 1: have adequate space to accommodate the children? No? Who submitted
Speaker 1: my name to you to say that I was going
Speaker 1: to take two more? Two more? Man? I'm asking you,
Speaker 1: do you have adequate spacing? Do you are you going
Speaker 1: to be having enough food to you know, for the
Speaker 1: food for the kids. I know because I don't have
Speaker 1: three children. I'm trying to feed things three over here.
Speaker 1: And no, I don't have enough food to feed two
Speaker 1: more children. Now you're calling me and who gave you
Speaker 1: my information? Man? I'm gonna ask you another time, how
Speaker 1: many bedrooms do you have in your apartment unit so
Speaker 1: we can make sure that the kids are accommodated. Problem. No,
Speaker 1: don't bring any kids to my house. I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't care, no what color they are and what you need?
Speaker 1: Who submitted my information to you? Okay? Man, let me
Speaker 1: ask you something. How long have you? How long have
Speaker 1: you been on your job? Um? What the I don't
Speaker 1: know who? All? Na? I mean you? Your name has
Speaker 1: been submitted by Okay, let's say that's how I'm interested?
Speaker 1: You know what having if you d about two white
Speaker 1: kids back and my girl? U? No, man, I don't,
Speaker 1: Oh no, we're not just no, that's okay. I don't
Speaker 1: have time. I work, chill the day. I don't want
Speaker 1: time for that, you know. Okay, you can drop to
Speaker 1: the walking. You know what's gonna happen to him? You
Speaker 1: dropping mama that it's gonna be right when you dropped
Speaker 1: them offa when you come back to get them next week. Okay. Okay,
Speaker 1: mal Mark, have you someone that has submitted your name
Speaker 1: that you don't mind volunteering to take down? Now you
Speaker 1: can take them to the who submitted my name? Take
Speaker 1: them to that I don't need them, Okay, caronam, I
Speaker 1: worked ten hours a day. Take them to whoever submit
Speaker 1: how about you take them, ma'am. I work for the agency, ma'am.
Speaker 1: I'm here to try and get these kids a great
Speaker 1: place to get educated. And that's okay. I'm not even
Speaker 1: say no, no, no, thank you. And you had a
Speaker 1: care ever told you this? Take them to take them
Speaker 1: to that. Have three children on my own, I'm taking
Speaker 1: care of hard. We'll tell you that. I don't know
Speaker 1: exactly who submitted your name. All I know is that
Speaker 1: that they said that you would be good as far
Speaker 1: as taking care of your children and teaching them about
Speaker 1: black kids to them, I told you that, je man,
Speaker 1: I don't you know, Like I said, I'm working here
Speaker 1: adoptions and I'm yeah, I don't know who you work for.
Speaker 1: And I have three kids to morrow and I worked
Speaker 1: ten hours a day. I'm teaching about Black History month, Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean is it is? It? Is it a problem
Speaker 1: teaching two more children and two Caucasian children who probably
Speaker 1: don't know as much about black history? It is a problem.
Speaker 1: I worked ten hours a day, I got three I'm
Speaker 1: trying to feed on my own. What are you work
Speaker 1: you need take them children to who told you to
Speaker 1: bring them to me? How about that, man, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not allubinting to give out the names or who
Speaker 1: exactly submitted your name. I want the name of the
Speaker 1: black who followed you to bring some kids to my
Speaker 1: I leave me chet as a kid's wife. I don't
Speaker 1: want the name of the they told you that. That's
Speaker 1: what I want, im. I don't have their names in
Speaker 1: front of me. I don't I told you to bring
Speaker 1: these two kids to mirow. Like I said, I don't
Speaker 1: know who told me that. All I knew is with
Speaker 1: chilled you to drop them off at ten o'clock tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1: We're kind of they from then. I tell when you
Speaker 1: come back together. I didn't sign up for any more kids.
Speaker 1: Give me the name of the person who told you
Speaker 1: to bring me from that. I don't have the name
Speaker 1: in front of me. And actually I'm not at liberty
Speaker 1: to let you know who submitted your name. All I
Speaker 1: know who's been scared to drive two kids off at
Speaker 1: ten o'clock tomorrow? Did you not hear what the I've
Speaker 1: been asking you how to sign me up to bring
Speaker 1: two white kids? I don't even have a problem with
Speaker 1: the kids being right, they could be Mexican agents. That's
Speaker 1: not the point. Who gave you I don't know who
Speaker 1: submitted your name. I don't know that. Oh no, you're
Speaker 1: about to know who gave you my information because they
Speaker 1: don't know not've been in the mouse. All I know is, ma'am,
Speaker 1: I'm schedled to bring those kids over there at ten
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning. Okay, Oh that's whom call you
Speaker 1: the Hey, they'll bring no kids to my house. I
Speaker 1: don't even care if they wife, Just they bring two
Speaker 1: more kids to my mouth. Carry carry you. I will
Speaker 1: see you in the morning, mean, miss Valerie. Okay, I
Speaker 1: have one more thing I need to tell you about tomorrow.
Speaker 1: You're listening. You are you listening? Yes, I'm listening. You're
Speaker 1: like to say to me right now? This is nephew.
Speaker 1: Caught me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
Speaker 1: got blanked by your co worker name I'm daddy. Oh gosh,
Speaker 1: how about you? I'm all right, all right, Valerie. I
Speaker 1: got one more thing to ask you. What is what
Speaker 1: is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest radio
Speaker 1: show in the land, The Steam Every morning suffer, all right, nephew.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is asked the CLO with the
Speaker 1: Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the build ding right
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Steve Morning Show. Coming
Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour. Some entertainment news.
Speaker 1: Balton Celtics coach Emio Duca's affair reportedly was discovered on
Speaker 1: the ring doorbell security system. What we'll talk about that,
Speaker 1: you don't know how just the plus NFL Hall of
Speaker 1: Famer Brett Barb. I'm sure you guys have heard about
Speaker 1: this story. Could be in some serious trouble with his
Speaker 1: participation in the Mississippi welfare fund scandal. And we're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about all of this at the top of the hour,
Speaker 1: but right now it is time to ask the CLO
Speaker 1: Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey. Right now Stacy and Missouri
Speaker 1: City writes, I'm a thirty eight year old divorced woman
Speaker 1: and I have a fourteen year old son that is
Speaker 1: trying to hook me up with his coach. I don't
Speaker 1: like the man because he's shorter than I am. He's
Speaker 1: a great guy, and my son obviously loves him, but
Speaker 1: I'm not attracted to him. How do I let this
Speaker 1: man down gently so he won't resent my son. Sello, Well,
Speaker 1: that's not the way it works. There's nothing that says
Speaker 1: he'll resent the son. Your son is going to be
Speaker 1: disappointed because obviously the coaches feel the role as a
Speaker 1: father figure, and he is a great guy. You're not
Speaker 1: attracted to him. You don't have to date the man.
Speaker 1: I think you're making too much out of something that
Speaker 1: doesn't exist. Now, you don't go look at your little
Speaker 1: shorter glass. I don't want to have another That ain't
Speaker 1: how you do it. Just say hey, look, just say hey, look,
Speaker 1: I really do appreciate the way you treat my son,
Speaker 1: and my son absolutely adores you. But I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not ready to date. I'm not looking to date, and
Speaker 1: I'm not attracted to anyone at this point, to anyone. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: wouldn't it help the boy get a starting position if
Speaker 1: she went on in? It took one for the team
Speaker 1: talking parent and athletes. Come on, he'll be he'll be
Speaker 1: starting for show. Whether it would be wrong to start
Speaker 1: the boy and he not with no talent, with no talent, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm tired of participation trophies. A matter of fact, I
Speaker 1: disagree with it. No talent? All right, all right? Stacy
Speaker 1: in Missouri City. Moving on to Jarvis in Hyde Park.
Speaker 1: Jarvis says, I'm twenty eight and I'm dating a woman
Speaker 1: that wants everything to happen instantly. We talked about marriage
Speaker 1: and she pressures me daily to go ring shopping. We
Speaker 1: talked about houses. Every day. She sends me links to
Speaker 1: look at new houses. She has no patience with the process.
Speaker 1: How do I get her to slow down a bit?
Speaker 1: Why don't you shut your damn Jarvis? Could tell about
Speaker 1: all the rings and houses. You're gonna say something about
Speaker 1: a car. You're gonna get that too. Start telling my wardrobe.
Speaker 1: She gonna want that. Hey, listen to me. I'm not
Speaker 1: ready to get married right now, and we certainly don't
Speaker 1: need to look at a house right now. Things need
Speaker 1: to be in order. She has a biological clock, you
Speaker 1: have a financial clock. You want to get a couple
Speaker 1: of things together before you do it. Now, put your
Speaker 1: foot down, Jarvis, it's your little scary ass and shut
Speaker 1: your mouth. All right? All right, all right? Vicky and
Speaker 1: Hoboken says, I've been separated from my husband for a
Speaker 1: year because I had sex with my husband's boss. My
Speaker 1: husband put me out the house and I live with
Speaker 1: my mother. But he's still working for the same boss.
Speaker 1: And he goes to lunch and out for drinks with
Speaker 1: this with this guy. How can he be mad at
Speaker 1: me and still hang out with his boss. He wasn't
Speaker 1: married to his boss. Okay, see, he was married to you.
Speaker 1: You took the vials. His boss didn't take the vials.
Speaker 1: Oh he got something for boss coming. He working on it.
Speaker 1: Trust me. Want to tell you that he just gonna
Speaker 1: he gonna have the right time. He's staying real close
Speaker 1: to his enemy. But you out though, And what you're
Speaker 1: worrying about how he's still going out with him when
Speaker 1: you the one slept with him. Man, what you're worried
Speaker 1: about that? For? I could assure you your husband looking
Speaker 1: upside his head. He just waiting on the right moment.
Speaker 1: How does this happened though? Oh, he gonna toss his
Speaker 1: life up. I think he's getting some information on your
Speaker 1: on his boss. He gonna let him have it. Oh,
Speaker 1: he's gonna be working for him long he goes. He
Speaker 1: want the boss's job. All eyes on me? How do
Speaker 1: you feel? All right? Last one? Steve Allison and Stockbridge says,
Speaker 1: my brother does a lot of pillow talking with his wife,
Speaker 1: and he recently told her some of my personal business,
Speaker 1: so she thought it was okay to offer me some advice.
Speaker 1: I cursed both of them out, and now I'm no
Speaker 1: longer welcome at family functions. Why is it okay for
Speaker 1: my brother to be a blabbermouth and I get punished?
Speaker 1: How is that right? Oh? Wait? So why who told
Speaker 1: you can't come to family functions no more? Or you
Speaker 1: can't go to the house. Well somebody in the family,
Speaker 1: either her brother and his wife or the mother. Someone
Speaker 1: in the family says she's no longer welcome at family functions.
Speaker 1: Well because what brother? Yeah, see personal business she just said,
Speaker 1: and it's about and got some dude with other family
Speaker 1: members too. That's what you're thinking, because all of them
Speaker 1: are mad and she's not welcome. She ain't welcome over
Speaker 1: none of the things. You know, but you don't let
Speaker 1: them be a lesson to everybody. It just gets to
Speaker 1: a certain age. All relationships change. Loyalty has an expiration date,
Speaker 1: and people that are loyal wind up being loyal to
Speaker 1: people far longer than they are loyal to you. Your
Speaker 1: brother's loyalty been ran out for you. You thought y'all
Speaker 1: were still cool and y'all could talk like y'all deal
Speaker 1: when y'all was kids and growing up and always tell
Speaker 1: him anything. Well, he got this woman now and he
Speaker 1: laying down and told her. She came over to you
Speaker 1: and gave you some advice. You cussed both of them
Speaker 1: out when you ain't handle business, being mad and nobody
Speaker 1: but your damns right telling your own business man, stop
Speaker 1: giving them a pin to stick you with. You know,
Speaker 1: uncle just came over last night, uh huh, and he
Speaker 1: was flirty with me, and then I told him I
Speaker 1: would never do that too, ain't agnes? And then next thing,
Speaker 1: you know, well he was. That's what she told That's
Speaker 1: what she told her brother. And you know he got
Speaker 1: the car washing everything. So yeah, what advice did the
Speaker 1: wife give her though? That she got so mad she
Speaker 1: cursed them out. You know, why as you cared about
Speaker 1: a free car wash, car washing't but thirteen dollars. You
Speaker 1: know you didn't gave yourself away for thirteen dollars. Why
Speaker 1: don't you go out there and start washing your own
Speaker 1: car and leave Uncle Rogers alone? And she cursed them
Speaker 1: both out. Wait a minute. What you got a husband?
Speaker 1: You got somebody to wash your car? Ain't nobody washing
Speaker 1: my car? Yeah? Well that did it? Who told you anyway? Yes?
Speaker 1: Just a mess, just a mess? All right? Wait, nobody
Speaker 1: won't you over to the house because I told him?
Speaker 1: You've done it again? Cilo, thank you. Coming up at
Speaker 1: the top of the hour. Some entertainment news where you're
Speaker 1: right after this you're listening to show. Well, we all
Speaker 1: know that Boston Celtics head coach Emil Duca reportedly had
Speaker 1: a consensual intimate relationship with a woman working for the team.
Speaker 1: The Celtics suspended him for the full twenty two twenty
Speaker 1: three season after the woman complained that he made unwanted
Speaker 1: comments and harassed her. According to TMZ, the unidentified Celtics
Speaker 1: staffer arranged team related travel arrangements for Uduka. And how
Speaker 1: did the Celtics find out about the relationship? Well, word
Speaker 1: has it that you Duca showed up at the woman's house,
Speaker 1: is seen on the ring camera, and the woman's husband
Speaker 1: overheard their private conversation on the security camera device. So
Speaker 1: that's how it happened. That's how it went down. Ring
Speaker 1: cameras later rings. Wait a minute, waiting this dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it went over a married woman's house, stood at her door,
Speaker 1: and her husband heard the conversation on the ring camera.
Speaker 1: What the reports are all that's recorded? That thing records
Speaker 1: ring up? Yeah, yeah, moving for firing waiting. Why you
Speaker 1: didn't go to the backyard. This don't make no sense.
Speaker 1: Why how you don't went over this married woman's house? Man?
Speaker 1: Come on, what man goes over a married woman's house? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got to be kidding me. No, maybe it's just
Speaker 1: a rumor. Maybe it's everywhere that rumor, because that sounds stupid.
Speaker 1: I didn't know this girl was married for starters? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: on the ring camera making unwanted comments. Get rid of
Speaker 1: these dobels, Get rid of these rings if you're listening, right,
Speaker 1: not get rid of these she if that were true,
Speaker 1: she had to act like, yes, he said, what about me?
Speaker 1: Hold on, you need to report that to the Celtics.
Speaker 1: M hum. Yeah, she played her role. Uhuh mind, but
Speaker 1: we there you go, Steve. But now the husband had
Speaker 1: found out, so you gotta ask stupid. Yeah, but then
Speaker 1: you went out there and complained to the Celtican But
Speaker 1: then Aberdonde had to tell them. At this point, did
Speaker 1: we really matter what his name is? All right, let's
Speaker 1: get to this story. He's trying to change it right now.
Speaker 1: And if you get to the new show, he probably
Speaker 1: someone going man good. Steve keeps saying that maybe they
Speaker 1: won't know it's me, all right, all right. In other
Speaker 1: sports entertainment news, former Green Bay packer, NFL Hall of
Speaker 1: Famer and Mississippi native you can say his name, Steve
Speaker 1: Brett Barbe could be in some serious trouble due to
Speaker 1: his involvement in one of the state's biggest fraud and
Speaker 1: embezzlement schemes. According to multiple news outlets, there are text
Speaker 1: messages showing that former Mississippi Governor Phil Bryant helped Brett
Speaker 1: Farbe obtain at least five million dollars in welfare funds
Speaker 1: to help build a new volleyball center at the University
Speaker 1: of Southern Mississippi. Five played football at Southern miss and
Speaker 1: his daughter was a volleyball player. In addition, on July
Speaker 1: twenty eighth of twenty nineteen, the former governor wrote, too
Speaker 1: far use of funds is tightly controlled be any improper
Speaker 1: use could result in violation of federal laws. There are
Speaker 1: also new reports released yesterday that Brett Farbe also try
Speaker 1: to get funds for a football facility. Oh and get this,
Speaker 1: former Mississippi Welfare Director John Davis has agreed to cooperate
Speaker 1: with investigators and has agreed to a plea deal. So
Speaker 1: Farve could be in some serious, very mysterious trouble going
Speaker 1: to him. Yeah, all these teams are in green. This
Speaker 1: ain't the time to be in these teams right now.
Speaker 1: You're blaming an under colored green. Yeah. Yeah, that's I
Speaker 1: ain't see that, Timmy. That's it's likely to admit that
Speaker 1: to you. But that is really insightful be in Green
Speaker 1: Bay or anything, green Bay, green Celtic, green pastures of Mississippi. Man, well,
Speaker 1: they prosecute him because you know you still miss Mississippi
Speaker 1: is one of the poorest states in the country. How
Speaker 1: dare he absolutely? How dare you take funds to build
Speaker 1: a facility? Ain't he rich? Can't he build his own? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Be worth a hundred million. But see, I don't think
Speaker 1: that they should allow this governor to plead out to
Speaker 1: participate the ex government because the governor has to be
Speaker 1: held to an even higher standard. Yeah. See, but what
Speaker 1: prosecutors do is they want the case to go after
Speaker 1: the bigger fish because it gets more notoriety if it's
Speaker 1: bred farg and they get more reputation. It's it's really
Speaker 1: a hateful judicial system. Win. But they really need to
Speaker 1: go after this governor man because he did that. The
Speaker 1: governor is more at fault than anybody, because he can
Speaker 1: do the real paperwork to get this stuff passed through.
Speaker 1: I disagree with giving him a plea deal to participate.
Speaker 1: Hell know were directory it's from a welfare director you're
Speaker 1: talking about agreed to the plea deal. Yeah, Steve, it's
Speaker 1: a few parts in this scandal. The governor can't get
Speaker 1: off agree. None of them know at off. Speaking of
Speaker 1: the NFL, it's just been announced that Rihanna will form
Speaker 1: at halftime Rhianna halftime. I love it, love it so well,
Speaker 1: all right, yes, all right. Coming up at twenty minutes
Speaker 1: after the hour, it's Tuesday, so we'll talk about voting
Speaker 1: that's coming up right after this. You're listening to say
Speaker 1: morning show, Well today it's Tuesday, and as we previously
Speaker 1: told you, we here at the Steve Harvey Morning Show
Speaker 1: will help you stay informed about the very important upcoming
Speaker 1: midterm elections happening on November eighth. Some of the top
Speaker 1: issues for the Democrats its abortion, gun control, the economy,
Speaker 1: and student loan death. The deadline to register is fastly approaching.
Speaker 1: Go to when We All Vote dot org. There is
Speaker 1: a list of all October voter registration deadlines by states
Speaker 1: in alphabetical order, so they have it laid out for
Speaker 1: you really nicely and succinctly. Please remember, your voter registration
Speaker 1: needs to reflect your current address and your name must
Speaker 1: be spelled correctly. If you have moved, if you've changed
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Speaker 1: registration status. Okay again, go to when We All Vote
Speaker 1: dot org to be here, man, because they are trying everything, y'all.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you these new laws, these moving these polling stations,
Speaker 1: these changing these requirements. The Republicans have bitten into the
Speaker 1: lie that the election was stolen and they're setting it
Speaker 1: up to do their form of thievery and then turn
Speaker 1: around and call it legal. Right, But it's the same same,
Speaker 1: It's called voter suppression. Don't don't, don't be fooled by
Speaker 1: these people. But we need to look, Steve, how important
Speaker 1: and midterm elections are because there's probably some people that
Speaker 1: are listening that's never voted in midterms, and they don't
Speaker 1: understand how important the House, well on the Senate is
Speaker 1: the president. If we hadn't to turn out and voted
Speaker 1: last time in the space contractions when there was also
Speaker 1: ass off and warnack, Georgia will be read again and
Speaker 1: we would be right back. The majority would be right
Speaker 1: back under the control of the minority again. And you
Speaker 1: think their policy is about abortion is extreme, you wait
Speaker 1: until they get good control and they start telling you
Speaker 1: about about about gay rights and who you can love
Speaker 1: and where you can go, and they start rescinding stuff,
Speaker 1: and you don't understand what's gonna happen in medicare if
Speaker 1: these people get in charge. All of is pull yourself
Speaker 1: up by your bootstrap. They're serious about that. They're in
Speaker 1: a theory that they live by in this party. That's
Speaker 1: the mantra, and they're gonna make you do it. And
Speaker 1: the underserved will be even less served because they leave
Speaker 1: out the part about pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
Speaker 1: They leave out the part that so many people are
Speaker 1: stripped of straps and boots, but it's by their doing,
Speaker 1: because of their policies. Education is unfair because of the
Speaker 1: amount of money that a certain group or area pays
Speaker 1: into tax So then your children getting less of an
Speaker 1: education than our children who are rich. Right, it's the
Speaker 1: American way. When we all vote dot org. When we
Speaker 1: all vote dot org. Coming up at thirty four minutes
Speaker 1: after the hour, we'll check your voicemail Steve at eight
Speaker 1: twenty at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, right after this, YO, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're listening to show. All right, it is time to
Speaker 1: check Steve's voicemail. If you want to leave Steve a message,
Speaker 1: callum eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve. All right. Our
Speaker 1: first caller is from Alaska. Steve, Hi, my favorite morning
Speaker 1: show crew. This is Pammel from Anchorage, Alaska. I love, love,
Speaker 1: love your show. You guys keep me laughing all the time.
Speaker 1: I appreciate the updates on elections and what there was
Speaker 1: publicans are trying to do. We just have to go
Speaker 1: to the polls and mask and book people out and
Speaker 1: let them know. The powers in the boats and we
Speaker 1: have the power. I totally agree with Sive about laughter
Speaker 1: and can't tell you how many times I have to
Speaker 1: laugh at myself because of something I hear myself saying
Speaker 1: or something I've done. The sason not only makes you
Speaker 1: feel good, it also works your abs muscle. I laugh
Speaker 1: with my whole body because there is no shame in
Speaker 1: my game. Congratulations, Junior, I still don't believe it. By
Speaker 1: the way, have you guys see this white he claims
Speaker 1: the ass? And where is Tommy? Thank you, guys, love
Speaker 1: you so much. We can all that. First of all,
Speaker 1: let's stall with Tommy is back. While he was asked,
Speaker 1: I was out. I was Tommy has had was diagnosed
Speaker 1: with thyroid cancer and its one hunder gone. Praise God,
Speaker 1: oh God. Yeah. Well, if I didn't hear God, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't hear nothing. Man that's born. No, no, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: dog nothing at all. The second part of your question
Speaker 1: is I still can't believe it about Junior. And have
Speaker 1: you all seen this bride he's supposed to have. Yes, Junior,
Speaker 1: you're off, you're up? Yes, Yes, I am married and
Speaker 1: I see her every morning. So therefore whether you see
Speaker 1: or not really don't really matter to me because she's here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: every morning. Thank you for calling out of answer to last,
Speaker 1: let's not be touching about the marriage stuff. Junior. You
Speaker 1: have few years of this coming yea next next caller?
Speaker 1: All right, color this color. Steve has a relationship question
Speaker 1: about a guy she's dating and his kids. Haste. I've
Speaker 1: been dating this cast for a couple of years and
Speaker 1: I'm never invited when his kids want to go out
Speaker 1: to eat or have an outie with their dad. How
Speaker 1: should I feel about that? Well, it's two years for you,
Speaker 1: but you don't know how the children are feeling about
Speaker 1: the break up between him and his mom. And you know,
Speaker 1: kids are funny, man, and that's all it is. He
Speaker 1: just he hasn't invited you because he don't think they're ready,
Speaker 1: and he's not ready also to make the introduction and
Speaker 1: the explanation. And then you don't know what the conditions
Speaker 1: is with his ex wife. Because of his ex wife,
Speaker 1: find out about you and find out that that he
Speaker 1: taking him eating with you, and visitations could get cut
Speaker 1: into It's a number of things to come into play.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't feel horrible about it. I would focus on
Speaker 1: the way he treats you and the things you all
Speaker 1: are talking about and the plans that you all are making,
Speaker 1: and eventually you will meet the kids and everything. When
Speaker 1: you think you're gonna meet the kids after they finalize
Speaker 1: what they are, because right now they don't have a
Speaker 1: they don't have a finalization on their relationship. I don't
Speaker 1: think she say they dating. She didn't say we fiance,
Speaker 1: saying nothing all right, last caller, Uh, this is about
Speaker 1: your funny marital advice Steve Hey, Steve Harvey and Morning crew,
Speaker 1: who want to give you guys a great shout out.
Speaker 1: I just want to say, Steve Harvey, you're doing a
Speaker 1: great job. The episode between you and Junior when you
Speaker 1: talked about getting married. I haven't last at heart in
Speaker 1: a long time. Man, Junior, you're incredible. Steve, You're incredible,
Speaker 1: and that should be a skit later. Yeah, feeling what happen?
Speaker 1: I missed that. What happened? I don't know. Man, we
Speaker 1: had so many of you. Oh, he would give me
Speaker 1: the rule, held me the rules about being married. I
Speaker 1: said I had to do what I had to do first.
Speaker 1: You said first, multiple things is what you need to learn?
Speaker 1: What you do first? Junior knew nothing. Tommy, he and
Speaker 1: troubled all coming up next, it is a prank phone
Speaker 1: call from the nephew who is back. Right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening to Morning show coming up at the top
Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter for today and the subject is just burn
Speaker 1: the whole RV. Just burn the whole RV. All right,
Speaker 1: we'll find out what that's all about. Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but right now it is time for the nephew in
Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for us? New
Speaker 1: Let me see if I can slide back up into
Speaker 1: this stupid position and just get settled in. You know,
Speaker 1: I ain't been stupid in about a month, so we're standing.
Speaker 1: You know, you're getting back into stupid. It's it's kind
Speaker 1: of difficult, you know. I'm trying to I'm trying to
Speaker 1: find my way back to stupid. So it's it's just, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know how you struggling with that. No, I'm like,
Speaker 1: what just just I've been I ain't been stupid in
Speaker 1: a month. Only excuse me, Well, here's the hard part
Speaker 1: to the part that I've been trying to get you
Speaker 1: to learn your entire life, you are stupid. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not an act. Wake up a character. Yeah, I go.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm sticking to I have not been stupid
Speaker 1: in a month. But I'm back in here. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to find my way, waking up my stupid muscles, getting
Speaker 1: them to come and right here, this, right here is
Speaker 1: love deposit. If you wore do it all right with
Speaker 1: the stupid Tommy, I ain't stupid enough in hell, no
Speaker 1: being somebody don't ring in front. I'm sorry, Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Tiffany. H This is Tiffany. Who's calling?
Speaker 1: This is Karan. How you doing? Idn't know, I didn't
Speaker 1: know what I know. We've been. I know we've been
Speaker 1: going back and forth on the site talking and we
Speaker 1: haven't you know, really talked yet. So yeah, okay, I'm
Speaker 1: going to expect in the car. But yeah, it's good
Speaker 1: to hear from you. Um, it's good to hear from
Speaker 1: you know, you know what I mean. We've been we've
Speaker 1: been talking for well a long time, well, texting and
Speaker 1: on the site for at least what five weeks now, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's been really I'm glad you called seriously and I
Speaker 1: love no voice, so I'm exciting. Hey. You know, um,
Speaker 1: you got anything going on this weekend? Um? I don't
Speaker 1: think so. I just have to, like, you know, go
Speaker 1: grocery shopping or whatever. But like, other than that, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty helping. What I was thinking, maybe we get together,
Speaker 1: get a get a drink or two, just you know
Speaker 1: kind of yeah, hang out a little bit, feel each
Speaker 1: other out and if you if you're feeling that, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't want to Yeah, that's cool, we can get together.
Speaker 1: I'm interesting, you know, like I'm hot for you. Call
Speaker 1: then I would love to see this weekend. Um, you
Speaker 1: got to place in mind, like yeah, you know, I
Speaker 1: was thinking about letting you pick something because you know,
Speaker 1: i'd rather go somewhere where you're comfortable, with an atmosphere
Speaker 1: that you used to. I think that would be the
Speaker 1: best thing to do. Okay, well let me work. I'll
Speaker 1: you on that. But yeah, I'm down for sure. Just
Speaker 1: want to hang out a little bit. Yeah cool, I'm excited. Good, good,
Speaker 1: what's good for you? Um, you know if you want
Speaker 1: to do someday one Saturday is it's up to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do. Let's do Saturday to give me, you know,
Speaker 1: some time to like, you know, get myself together six
Speaker 1: or Saturday. Text me on you know the location or
Speaker 1: whatever wherever you want me to. You know, I'll be
Speaker 1: see you one thing. Okay, let's let's do this first.
Speaker 1: Tell me this what what are we wearing? So I'm
Speaker 1: not I don't want to be old with dressed or underdressed.
Speaker 1: I don't really trip on that first day could be
Speaker 1: chill like I'm not. You know, we don't have to
Speaker 1: do like a or nothing like that. You don't need
Speaker 1: on a touch just ain't the rock Nation brunch? All right?
Speaker 1: All right? But if you don't mind, if I could
Speaker 1: get you to do something for me, could you? Um?
Speaker 1: Could I give you my cash app? So? What? Well,
Speaker 1: what I want to do is, you know, sometimes these
Speaker 1: things actually go wrong. You know, I don't see it
Speaker 1: going wrong with me you because we've had you know,
Speaker 1: the way we've been chit chatting and going back and
Speaker 1: forth on the site, things have been really really well.
Speaker 1: You know, you know I would like to get you know,
Speaker 1: like a you know I love deposit of two hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty dollars. That way of just go wrong. At
Speaker 1: least I haven't wasted my time, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm just posted saying what is happening? Um?
Speaker 1: You said you want me to get your cons opt
Speaker 1: and send you a love deposit of two hundred and
Speaker 1: some dollars two fifty two fifty, like you know that
Speaker 1: way if this don't if this don't go right, you know,
Speaker 1: then at least I haven't you love. It's like a
Speaker 1: love deposit, you know, if it goes if it goes right,
Speaker 1: you know, then I give it back to you. If
Speaker 1: it don't go right, you know, at least I haven't
Speaker 1: wasted my time. You see what I'm saying? Crying You're
Speaker 1: serious right now? Yeah? Like yeah, okay, uh this is
Speaker 1: super weird and uh yeah this is all weird and uh,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm coming. I don't really know what
Speaker 1: to say, like other than um, you could probably love
Speaker 1: my number, like you a week due, Like, don't call
Speaker 1: me like you're corny. I'm not interested. You're a bum,
Speaker 1: Like I'm straight, Like I don't know what hold hold on,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't all let talbot. We've been talking, We've been
Speaker 1: talking for five weeks. Everything been good, we've been we've
Speaker 1: been on the sight talking to each other. But two
Speaker 1: weeks though, you're trying to ask me for a cash,
Speaker 1: ask for real a love deposit? How corny? Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Seriously? Like you if you believe listen
Speaker 1: to tip tip on the real. If you believe in yourself,
Speaker 1: you you you know? And I believe in myself, you're
Speaker 1: so full last out of yours, you have lost your
Speaker 1: in mine? Okay, would you please like gather your thoughts
Speaker 1: because I don't know who you think you're talking to
Speaker 1: for real? You know what I'm saying. So I need
Speaker 1: you to do two things. Lose my number and don't
Speaker 1: don't look for me for real? Shut up like this
Speaker 1: is ridiculous, Like this is stupid. You're ignorant for real?
Speaker 1: Certain Okay, okay, show me, show me where I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: If you believe in yourself though, If I believe in myself, dass, dude,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? If I believe in myself? If
Speaker 1: you believe in yourself, your past will move around. Get
Speaker 1: off the phone. It stop wasting my time for real.
Speaker 1: I'm about to hang out right now for real? Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: let's listen to my face right okay before you hang up? Joe, Hey,
Speaker 1: you can you can go you you could go your way,
Speaker 1: I can go. Mind you don't want to cany me
Speaker 1: to two fifty? Cool? Got that? Dude? Okay? You know
Speaker 1: what is this? Your loss? Though? Kiss? It's your life.
Speaker 1: You gotta be out your rabbit ass. Mine. Ain't no
Speaker 1: loss this here, ain't no losses, ain't no losses. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what, you know what. I knew this was
Speaker 1: gonna happen. You know, I want a brother, try to
Speaker 1: be real. When a brother try to real? Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: you might as well, hey, turn around, go to other direction.
Speaker 1: Lock yourself up. Seriously, you talk about black black men
Speaker 1: and brotherhood like it's a rap for you. We don't
Speaker 1: need you out here, good youth less straight up like,
Speaker 1: don't call me destroy yourself for real. I'm done with that.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something else for you? Lead real quick? What?
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know that. This is
Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You'll sisters Shade.
Speaker 1: Let's shade got me to prank fall call you your sister.
Speaker 1: Le Sha said, you gotta get my sisters. She been
Speaker 1: on the rod on this dating site talking to this guy.
Speaker 1: Sorry where she got This is stupid movie. We got
Speaker 1: you baby, We got you good. This is tray. Let
Speaker 1: Menna get her. Le'm gonna get her. This is I
Speaker 1: tell you what I'll tell me this. What is the
Speaker 1: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's stupid back, that's all I'm asking. Yes,
Speaker 1: never left, never left, okay, okay, stupid and cancel free. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: what a combination. Now that's a T shirt right there
Speaker 1: or slowly coming back. Yeah, that's good. That's a good thing,
Speaker 1: all right. Coming up next, it is a Strawberry letter.
Speaker 1: The subject just burn the whole RV, the whole RV.
Speaker 1: Just burn it down to the ground. Don't you're gonna
Speaker 1: burn half RV. If you're gonna burn it, you got
Speaker 1: to get all of it. We'll get into it, find
Speaker 1: out what that's all about. And just a few again
Speaker 1: the Strawberry letter subjects just burned the whole RV. We'll
Speaker 1: be back to get into it right after this. You're
Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time
Speaker 1: now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice
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Speaker 1: on the air, just like we're gonna read this one
Speaker 1: right here, and you never know it could be yours.
Speaker 1: So write us, oh, buckle up and hold on tight.
Speaker 1: If we got it for you here it is a
Speaker 1: strawberry letter. Now, now you put some extra sexy on that.
Speaker 1: I know you did. I know you did, just a
Speaker 1: little bit, a bit, Thank you, nephew. Subject just burn
Speaker 1: the whole RV. Dear Stephen Shirley. I am married to
Speaker 1: a diehard football fan and we met in college. We
Speaker 1: went to an HBCU and for years we have tailgated
Speaker 1: with friends and family before home games. I had a
Speaker 1: minor surgery, so I had to miss the first home game.
Speaker 1: When we tailgate, we take our RV to the stadium,
Speaker 1: hook up our deep friar and our grill, and ge
Speaker 1: to cooking early in the morning. It's what we do.
Speaker 1: I found out recently that my husband did that and
Speaker 1: a lot more. While I was at home recuperating. My
Speaker 1: girlfriend and her husband stopped by b in the morning
Speaker 1: of the game and she facetimed me to rub it
Speaker 1: in and show me what I was missing. I was
Speaker 1: tickled at how messy she was being. A few hours later,
Speaker 1: she texted me and said she was about to FaceTime
Speaker 1: me again. But she told me to put my phone
Speaker 1: on mute. I got the call, and I watched my
Speaker 1: phone as she showed me three women that I had
Speaker 1: never seen before, drinking and having a great time in
Speaker 1: our RV. Then my friend panned over to my husband
Speaker 1: and he had a tiny red head woman sitting on
Speaker 1: his lap and sitting on his leg. It was so
Speaker 1: loud so I couldn't hear what they were saying. My
Speaker 1: friend said she met the woman. She advised me to
Speaker 1: talk to my husband before jumping to any conclusions. My
Speaker 1: own response was that I was going to burn the
Speaker 1: whole RV up with my husband in it. I saw
Speaker 1: this with my own eyes, so there was nothing my
Speaker 1: husband could say to me to make me believe he's
Speaker 1: not a cheater. He's accused my friend of starting this mess,
Speaker 1: but I never told him who told me. He claims
Speaker 1: he's not dumb enough to have this woman in our
Speaker 1: RV in front of our friends if he was trying
Speaker 1: to have sex with her. Does he think I'm dumb?
Speaker 1: Should I believe that this was just innocent fun? Okay?
Speaker 1: You know what. I really didn't know how to take
Speaker 1: this letter at first, because it kind of made me
Speaker 1: love you. It kind of made me laugh, Steve when
Speaker 1: she said she saw a tiny red headed woman sitting
Speaker 1: on his lap. I just pictured a little doll on
Speaker 1: his lap in my head at first, but the tiny
Speaker 1: red tiny Anyways, then your friend said, don't jump to conclusions,
Speaker 1: talk to your husband first. And who were these other
Speaker 1: three women? I mean, where did they come from? It's
Speaker 1: like he was just waiting for you to take a
Speaker 1: day off or something so he could really really have
Speaker 1: some fun. But in what world is another woman sitting
Speaker 1: on your husband's leg in a s fun I don't
Speaker 1: know any nowhere, And it's not okay. Your so called
Speaker 1: friend was dead wrong and the only reason she would
Speaker 1: be doing something like this is to be messy. As
Speaker 1: you said in your letter, she should be mad, So
Speaker 1: you should be mad at her and your husband, her
Speaker 1: for not minding her own business, and your husband for
Speaker 1: allowing just some random chick, a tiny, little redheaded woman
Speaker 1: to sit her butt on his leg. And please don't
Speaker 1: believe your husband's lives when he says, baby is not
Speaker 1: what you think. When you clearly saw him and this
Speaker 1: little bitty woman with the red hair in real time
Speaker 1: with your own eyes, this is something you and your
Speaker 1: husband need to discuss. You need to talk about this
Speaker 1: amongst yourselves and not with your girlfriend and her husband
Speaker 1: and all that. I mean, you know, as far as
Speaker 1: burning up the whole RV, I understand you know how
Speaker 1: you why you feel that way because you saw this
Speaker 1: going on. I know you're not gonna do that. You
Speaker 1: were just in the moment. But you and your husband
Speaker 1: need to talk, Coney and find out what's going on. Steve.
Speaker 1: Are we about to disagree? Well that's what the Strawbilarity
Speaker 1: letter is for. See, there's a letter right here. Really,
Speaker 1: you know how I say, oftentimes behind every moment of
Speaker 1: adversity there is a lesson and a blessing. I want
Speaker 1: you all to see behind this moment of adversity. I
Speaker 1: want to I'm gonna point out the lesson in this,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna point out the blessing in this. You're
Speaker 1: married to a die hard football fan, y'all. Men in
Speaker 1: college went to HBCU tailgated with friends and family before
Speaker 1: the home games. So you had surgery and you had
Speaker 1: to miss the first game. We tailgate to take our
Speaker 1: to the stadium. Hook up the deep fried grill, get
Speaker 1: the cooking early in the morning, and she said, quite assuredly,
Speaker 1: this is what we do. And I gotta tell you
Speaker 1: something sounds like fun to me. Man, girl, I often
Speaker 1: missed a lot of those regular things in life that
Speaker 1: I wish I could do. My boys be going to
Speaker 1: the homecoming game and be sending me pitching all my
Speaker 1: frat boys sitting around. Man, I damn, I wish I
Speaker 1: could go, but I can't because it ain't that way.
Speaker 1: So I found out recently that my husband did that
Speaker 1: and a lot more. While I was home recuperated. My
Speaker 1: girlfriend and her husband stopped by our RV in the
Speaker 1: morning of the game. She FaceTime me to rub it
Speaker 1: in and show me what I was missing. That's the
Speaker 1: key statement in this whole letter. She FaceTime you to
Speaker 1: rub it in and show you what you was missing. Oh,
Speaker 1: she FaceTime you for Wayne molding that, and she knew it.
Speaker 1: She's always been jealous of the fact that you and
Speaker 1: your husband have an RV and they got to come
Speaker 1: visit because their little ragged ass ain't got none the
Speaker 1: tickets to the game. They got a little car with
Speaker 1: a hatchback on it. It don't even open up and
Speaker 1: turn into nothing. Hang on, whole ass talegating as friends
Speaker 1: you've got. We'll have part two if Steve's response coming
Speaker 1: up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry
Speaker 1: Letter subjects just burned the whole RV. We'll get back
Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening String Show, All right,
Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter subject just
Speaker 1: burn the whole RV. The truth of this letter is
Speaker 1: behind every moment of adversity, there is a lesson and
Speaker 1: a blessing. I've said this many times, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: show it to you in this letter. Here, this woman
Speaker 1: and her husband been tailgating for years to go to HBCU.
Speaker 1: They get there early in the morning, family and friends.
Speaker 1: They set up the deep Friday, they get the grilling,
Speaker 1: and she said, it's what we do. I said, I
Speaker 1: missed those days. I wish I could go back and
Speaker 1: do that sometime, but I can't, so I wish I could.
Speaker 1: And then you found out, and then you had a
Speaker 1: little surgery, so you missed the first game. Now y'all
Speaker 1: been doing this for years. First game, your husband go anyway,
Speaker 1: while I was home in cooperating, your girlfriend and her
Speaker 1: husband stopped by r V the morning at the game,
Speaker 1: and she faced me to rub it in and show
Speaker 1: me what I was missing. And this, I said, is
Speaker 1: the key to this whole letter. She faced timed you
Speaker 1: to rub it in and show you what you was missing. Now,
Speaker 1: she didn't call to show you what you was missing
Speaker 1: in a good way. Girl, you missing it? We parted now,
Speaker 1: None of that right there. And because you said I
Speaker 1: was tickled and how messy she was being, it tickled you.
Speaker 1: Oh you laughing now, because that ain't why she facetimed you.
Speaker 1: She didn't FaceTime you to tickle you. See, your reaction
Speaker 1: was not what she wanted. What it's all having all
Speaker 1: that fun without me because she jealous. She jealous of
Speaker 1: your relationship, She jealous of your happiness, She jealous of
Speaker 1: your r V. Because they ain't got one. They got
Speaker 1: that little ragged ass hatchback. And when they opened it up,
Speaker 1: it don't turn into nothing. It ain't big enough. They
Speaker 1: ain't got no damn deep fried. They ain't got no grill.
Speaker 1: They got that little tiny ass frilled and sit on
Speaker 1: the three legs. You can't put but two burgers on
Speaker 1: that damn thing. Y'all got that whole set of and
Speaker 1: her jealous saying, yeah, she got that little weather where
Speaker 1: you can't putting them but eight pieces of charcold in there,
Speaker 1: and then you get real hot. You can't touch it
Speaker 1: for two day, damning got to leave it at the stadium.
Speaker 1: So now here we go. Hella jealous, messy as a
Speaker 1: few hours later, she texts me and saying she was
Speaker 1: about to face time me again, but she told me
Speaker 1: to put my phone on mute. See you know why
Speaker 1: because see you handled her reaction the first time too long.
Speaker 1: You was tickling at her being messy, and she messy,
Speaker 1: and she jealous. She jealous of your happiness. So now
Speaker 1: here she go. I got the call and I watched
Speaker 1: my phone, and she showed me three women that I
Speaker 1: had never seen before, drinking and having a great time
Speaker 1: in our V. She showed you three women that had
Speaker 1: never been in RV. She didn't showed you none of
Speaker 1: the other men that could have been in that two See.
Speaker 1: Then my friend paned over to my husband and he
Speaker 1: had a tiny red headed woman sitting on his lid.
Speaker 1: It was so loud I couldn't hear what they were saying.
Speaker 1: My friend said she met the woman She advised me
Speaker 1: to talk to my husband from for jumping to any conclusion.
Speaker 1: My only response was that I was gonna burn that
Speaker 1: whole RV. O. Wait a minute, so now you paning
Speaker 1: over a little tiny redhead shit on his lap. That's
Speaker 1: not his fault, that's just funny to me. Sorry, they
Speaker 1: had the RV open, tiny redhead, a little white lady
Speaker 1: came in and just sitting up that. Now the RV
Speaker 1: four ain't nowhere for her to sit whatever. She just
Speaker 1: sat out on big dude's lap because he big be strong.
Speaker 1: You know. Now they talking, but you can't hear what
Speaker 1: they said. And the reason she put it on mute
Speaker 1: because they were so loud. You can't hear what they
Speaker 1: said because they weren't talking about enough. I couldn't shore
Speaker 1: you if they were just pardon it got a little
Speaker 1: bit out of hand. She advised me to talk to
Speaker 1: my husband before jumping to any conclusion. She wants you
Speaker 1: to jump to a conclusion and time I talk to
Speaker 1: your husband, why would you invite something like that in
Speaker 1: a person's marriage with your lowdowns stink behind. But the
Speaker 1: one I saw with my own eyes, so that was
Speaker 1: nothing my husband could say to make me believe he
Speaker 1: is not a cheater. Why how is he cheating? How
Speaker 1: is he cheated? That's not cheating? What was she doing?
Speaker 1: And it's left? Damn, I'm sorry. That's not cheating because
Speaker 1: she because she didn't see him. It's inappropriate, it doesn't
Speaker 1: look good, But that ain't cheating, and you know what
Speaker 1: cheating is. And you're trying to make more out of
Speaker 1: it than it is. He's accused my friend of starting
Speaker 1: this mask He's absolutely correct, But I never told him
Speaker 1: who told me? He know? It's hub because ain't nobody
Speaker 1: else in that would have did it? Who else would
Speaker 1: have called you? Ain't nobody got your number? But your
Speaker 1: messy ass friend who I must inform you is not
Speaker 1: your friend. She ain't never been your friend. She's jealous
Speaker 1: of your life. He's jealous of what you got. She
Speaker 1: don't want you to have nothing because she ain't got nothing.
Speaker 1: He claims he's not dumb enough to have this woman
Speaker 1: in our ARMv in front of our friends. If he
Speaker 1: was trying to have sex with him, Bam, didn't who
Speaker 1: do that? It was dumb what he did, But he
Speaker 1: ain't trying to have sex with the chick, and he
Speaker 1: was not in the trailer. Does he think I'm done now?
Speaker 1: But your girlfriend know it? Should? I believe this is
Speaker 1: innocent fun, that's all it was, so an innocent ass
Speaker 1: fund plus your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter and Steve
Speaker 1: Harber Friendship down. You got with that, lady, Take what
Speaker 1: you need to get rid a little bitty tiny redhead
Speaker 1: on Instagram and Facebook. Check out the Strawberry Letter part
Speaker 1: cast on demand coming up at forty six minutes after
Speaker 1: the hour we got Junior. We'll see what it is
Speaker 1: sports stalk or marriage stalk. Right after this you're listening
Speaker 1: to Harvey Morning Show. It is time now, ladies and
Speaker 1: gentlemen for the newly married Junior and sports talk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: come on, pippin man, I'm not feeling myself this morning,
Speaker 1: so just excuse the voice. I ain't trying to be
Speaker 1: extra sexy call. I really can't get no most sexy, ain't. Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: pimping right. He was having chocolate. It was some Mississippi
Speaker 1: and he called on the mouth at us South. I
Speaker 1: know that's right, pretty little thing. Y'all Some pretty girls
Speaker 1: on this show right here, and y'a'll need a holl
Speaker 1: at her brother. You don't get your mind right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you need meet you don't meet somebody to give you
Speaker 1: some direction. Bears over the Texas, Man, I know you
Speaker 1: gotta picked out with pimping bad Titans over the Raiders
Speaker 1: twenty four to twenty two. Man, the coast coast. It
Speaker 1: was a bad week for the pimp. Oh it was.
Speaker 1: You got this right through. You picked this pimping upset
Speaker 1: pick of the week. It's over the Bills. I told
Speaker 1: you twenty one the nineteen the Vikings bed over the Lions,
Speaker 1: and man the Lions did with the Browns did the
Speaker 1: other week, gay the game went in the last minute.
Speaker 1: It was damn dejoint picked this with pimping the Ravens
Speaker 1: over the Patriots thirty seven to twenty six. Pay that man,
Speaker 1: that was a hallelujah moment right then. This boy had
Speaker 1: all kind of touchdown. They're gonna have to pay Lamont
Speaker 1: so much damn money. Yeah, they are the Begels over
Speaker 1: the just twenty seven to twelve. Man, and just didn't
Speaker 1: even show up. Man, that's all right because you got
Speaker 1: this from pimping the Eagles over the Commander's twenty four
Speaker 1: to eight. Come on, man, that's that dude. He'll cute.
Speaker 1: The cornerbacks are cute. Ye. I don't really talk about
Speaker 1: that when I'm in this voice, but just know that
Speaker 1: I feel very closely related to that. Go ahead, Panthers
Speaker 1: over the Saints twenty two to fourteen, and higgo a
Speaker 1: shocker here. Nobody saw this when the Jaguars over the
Speaker 1: Charge thirty eight to ten. Man, look outn't be some
Speaker 1: more upsets this year, Jaguar, I got a running game?
Speaker 1: Can you believe? This is the Packers in the Buccaneers?
Speaker 1: The Packers fourteen bucks twelve? Yeah, and Heggo your last
Speaker 1: one pipping the Broncos over the forty nine is eleven
Speaker 1: to ten. In the last one, Russell Wilson pulled it off. Man,
Speaker 1: I love Russell Wilson. Yeah, the FO nine. But I'm
Speaker 1: glad Russell proved me wrong. Come I loot it, dude. Man. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: they look like they've real happy fine ladies, Let's see
Speaker 1: y'all next time. Coming up at the top of the
Speaker 1: r a Facebook listener who wants some advice from you, Steve,
Speaker 1: about the pros and cons of dating a stripper. We'll
Speaker 1: get into that right after this. You're listening to Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, so a Facebook listener, Steve
Speaker 1: on Anyway, he wrote this, Uncle Steve. His name is Ricky,
Speaker 1: Uncle Steve, I need some guidance. Last week, I'm at
Speaker 1: a cool, fine girl while out with some friends. She's
Speaker 1: funny and simply gorgeous. We exchange numbers and are going
Speaker 1: to go out. While texting. Though she told me she
Speaker 1: worked as a stripper just for the money, she says,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure how I feel about this or if
Speaker 1: I'm even up for it. Somehow this became a whole
Speaker 1: other level of pressure or issues that I wasn't prepared for.
Speaker 1: She said she didn't do anything to cause and she
Speaker 1: didn't do anything to cause it. Dog is all me,
Speaker 1: Uncle Steve, my homie said I should do like a list,
Speaker 1: like what are the pros and cons of dating a stripper?
Speaker 1: I really don't want to deal with games, jealousy, flaking us,
Speaker 1: or anything like that. But I also feel bad for
Speaker 1: not giving someone a fair shot just because of their job,
Speaker 1: or really what their job once was. Am I wrong?
Speaker 1: His name is Ricky. Hey man, she's so fine. You're
Speaker 1: trying to find a way not to have a problem
Speaker 1: with this job. But Dog you're gonna have a problem
Speaker 1: with the job, dog, And you say jealousy is gonna
Speaker 1: be that's gonna be one of them. You know, working
Speaker 1: hours is gonna be one of them. Ain't a lot
Speaker 1: of late night dating because she up on that pole.
Speaker 1: You know then what she gotta do to get money.
Speaker 1: You know she's gonna be out there stripping everybody looking
Speaker 1: at what you want to be yours. Now, if you
Speaker 1: can handle that type of stuff, didn't go ahead. I'm
Speaker 1: not that guy. So you ain't never fell a little
Speaker 1: no stripper about it. Yeah, yeah, dog, let me tell
Speaker 1: you I worked when I was young. I worked at
Speaker 1: the Cheetah Strip Club for two weeks. Yeah, I was trying.
Speaker 1: I was commedia do thousand dollars a week. I couldn't
Speaker 1: turn that down. And the dress room was right next
Speaker 1: to the strippers. I actually, I think by the end
Speaker 1: of the week, I had asked four of them to
Speaker 1: marry me. Yeah, because Dog, I'm sitting in the dress
Speaker 1: room talking to him neck and I'm looking at him neked.
Speaker 1: That was perfect. That was that was perfect. I'm talking
Speaker 1: about when they had stepped up under them blue lights,
Speaker 1: they were still augier and I was going well, I
Speaker 1: married her. I'm just talking. I was trying to talk
Speaker 1: him off the poles, you know, get out on the
Speaker 1: road and make a committed life with me, you know.
Speaker 1: But I will say, she's fine. I appreciate you being
Speaker 1: honorable trying to say that you don't want to judge
Speaker 1: a person by what they do, but we get judged
Speaker 1: by what we do all the time, all the time.
Speaker 1: And something. I don't think you're cut out for this
Speaker 1: because you have too many questions going in. You ain't
Speaker 1: even in love yet. I'm twenty eight, dog, But see
Speaker 1: he wants something. This girl so funny. Man, I'm telling
Speaker 1: you how fine this girl is. And she's funny and
Speaker 1: she just doing it for the money. Not a problem
Speaker 1: being is when you complain. Here's what women have to
Speaker 1: remember when a man comes to you complaining about how
Speaker 1: you are. If he's going to complain and offer criticism
Speaker 1: of how you are, he must then be standing there
Speaker 1: with a solution. Right. Oh, that's the only way complaining
Speaker 1: and criticism work. Pay me off. You have to be
Speaker 1: standing there with a solution or else it's just criticism.
Speaker 1: I don't like what you do, Okay, okay, cool, what
Speaker 1: you want me to do. Just get a job, okay,
Speaker 1: where anywhere? Okay? How much did this anywhere? Job pay?
Speaker 1: This is what I'm making. See, that's the problem, and
Speaker 1: that's where men don't get it, and that's where a
Speaker 1: lot of women don't understand. We should go on a
Speaker 1: field trip about the strip club just so we can understand,
Speaker 1: or all of us should go together, don't. I just
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to go with Sherley and calling.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't like I'm old school. I don't
Speaker 1: believe women been long its person myself, and I don't
Speaker 1: see how I could possibly say or feel the same
Speaker 1: thing I'm gonna feel as a woman looking at him side,
Speaker 1: and you know we will. Yeah, yeah, Just the guys
Speaker 1: go man, go back and do what y'all do. Get
Speaker 1: out of a stop, all right, look more, I'm Today's
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Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play another round
Speaker 1: of would you rather? Right after this? You're listening show?
Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time for a round I
Speaker 1: would you rather? Would you rather think about this? Would
Speaker 1: you rather be chased by a bear or a cougar? Be? Oh, man,
Speaker 1: a cougar. Yeah, they're fast, now they might get Yeah,
Speaker 1: listen to me. Bears run forty five forty miles an hour.
Speaker 1: You're not getting away with either water. Well, what are
Speaker 1: y'all crazy? Do you really know? The bear was slower?
Speaker 1: A bear run for an hour? I didn't know what
Speaker 1: cougar about woods? What's gonna catch you? First? Listen to me?
Speaker 1: Don't get bad. Damn it. The yaucy revelution evidence they
Speaker 1: have made a movie by the bound. They've never seen
Speaker 1: them make a movie about. No, damn cougar. We can't whoop.
Speaker 1: We can't whoop either one of them. You can't do
Speaker 1: nothing with that damn bad nothing not be tall when
Speaker 1: he's standing up, he's just cougar. Something man ever seen?
Speaker 1: Nobody who bad? I'm taking the cougar y'all don't understand.
Speaker 1: I got to take that cat, this damn bound out.
Speaker 1: I can't believe he saw. I can't believe he's sorry. Revenue.
Speaker 1: I watched it twice, told his ass all through his clothes,
Speaker 1: cutting his hand and the bear honory. He doubled background
Speaker 1: on his ass, and he thought it was a man.
Speaker 1: Give me that damn cougar. Let me deal with it.
Speaker 1: Is it the cougar for you? All right? Right now,
Speaker 1: listen to me, don't y'all dude that I'm from the country,
Speaker 1: do not do that. That bad could get up in
Speaker 1: the tree and everything he hailed man, that bad bad
Speaker 1: any honory, okay, all right, all right, cougar all around,
Speaker 1: all right? Would you rather sneeze uncontrollably once every day
Speaker 1: or get the hiccups for fifteen minutes a day? Sneeze
Speaker 1: uncontrollably once a day, for fifteen minutes a day, But
Speaker 1: how long? How long I'm sneezing once a day but
Speaker 1: uncontrollably sneezing though? But how long do it last? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Just once a day, uncontrollably. When it's done, it's done.
Speaker 1: If just once a day, you sayd control? Would you
Speaker 1: rather what would you rather do just answer it. I'd
Speaker 1: rather see that's it if I sneeze one time. I
Speaker 1: just want to sneeze one time out of nowhere controllably,
Speaker 1: three days at a time. All right, that's today's crazy round.
Speaker 1: Would you rather coming up with? Forty nine minutes after
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Speaker 1: any questions, I can help anybody with any questions you
Speaker 1: like on behalf on, behalf of anybody looking junior looking
Speaker 1: at his notes, he is you are not well a
Speaker 1: newly wird. It is supposed to be junior. Why what
Speaker 1: does all these questions fall? Hey man, hey man, I
Speaker 1: didn't thing, okay, and I did because she was fine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got married. Yeah, I did a nice thing. I
Speaker 1: got married. Okay. Now I love her. Now trying to
Speaker 1: keep is what I'm working on, and that I'm not
Speaker 1: well equipped. So why I keep asking empty question? Now,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna criticize her, you need to have a solution.
Speaker 1: I need just what I learned today. Don't don't ever
Speaker 1: criticize a womanism without a solution. Criticize because what you
Speaker 1: think is constructive criticism, it's nothing but criticism without a solution,
Speaker 1: And That's what a lot of guys don't understand. You
Speaker 1: can't go to your woman like that man, because now
Speaker 1: she said if it war, oh, this is what we're doing,
Speaker 1: and then you find find out a whole lot of
Speaker 1: stuff that you didn't know about yourself. You know, you know,
Speaker 1: I married you in spite of your height, just shots fired,
Speaker 1: stuff you can't even really. Yeah, you're gonna get it,
Speaker 1: j Yeah, So always remember that whatever you want to ask.
Speaker 1: But I just got that. I remember that. Now I'm
Speaker 1: still trying to work out this eighty five fifteen and now, yeah,
Speaker 1: it didn't need to get that, it's already worked out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't have to work out none. You don't. You
Speaker 1: don't get no more. You get fifteen percent. Marriage is
Speaker 1: not fifty fifty. It's eighty five fifteen, And it's okay
Speaker 1: because the way it's set up, Junior, is if you
Speaker 1: can love and appreciate the fifteen embrace the fifteen percent
Speaker 1: and make that yours, and if she honors that fifteen percent,
Speaker 1: you have a small space that's yours. Hey, Steve, I've
Speaker 1: heard a lot of younger men say, like these millennial
Speaker 1: guys say, well, I'm not gonna get with her. If
Speaker 1: she's not bringing anything to the table, she got to
Speaker 1: bring something to the table too. Yeah. But see that's
Speaker 1: why women are far more educated than men today because
Speaker 1: women have heard this. But the mistake that men are
Speaker 1: making is you can't say this and then not hold
Speaker 1: up your end of the bar. And she has a man,
Speaker 1: she still has some requirements of him. And the problem
Speaker 1: with these young guys today is I don't, I don't,
Speaker 1: I ain't getting no woman ain't bringing nothing to the table. Well,
Speaker 1: now guess what when she come to the table with something?
Speaker 1: You know what now has to happen. You have to
Speaker 1: have a bigger table setting than hurt come on something
Speaker 1: to talk about you see what I mean? Because you're
Speaker 1: gonna invite this educated, well equipped, self sufficient false lady
Speaker 1: into the relationship. And now guess what she brings all
Speaker 1: that with her. So and now unless you are more
Speaker 1: credit worthy, a bigger table setting and you're bringing in
Speaker 1: more now what you want? Now? M hard to be
Speaker 1: king when you ain't say that again? So let me
Speaker 1: get this right on. So now you want me go
Speaker 1: table shopping? That's what you got out of that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so six months fix, So I gotta go down to
Speaker 1: our kid today and get them to move this table.
Speaker 1: I'm at get this. It's gonna take you three months
Speaker 1: to put that together. You been I lose you bet
Speaker 1: not lose one screw either. You're in trouble. I thought
Speaker 1: I had this all again, baby, If you listen, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get it right. I promise I had. But you
Speaker 1: went to counseling. You went to premarital counseling. We did
Speaker 1: too late. Yeah, but I could tell you right now.
Speaker 1: Don't know what I know. I'm gonna tell you right. No.
Speaker 1: I have not used anything in premier of accountling yet. No, Junior, Junior?
Speaker 1: How old was it the minister? Seventy five? How much
Speaker 1: seventy five? Serventy five? How many times have you been married? Twice?
Speaker 1: I believe not enough. I got him beat three times.
Speaker 1: And I'm way more Worlily than Hia more. Show you
Speaker 1: seventy five as you talking to him now, when you
Speaker 1: pull out your calculator next time, Next time you meet
Speaker 1: a woman on my space, Hey, y'all, talk to God.
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