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Speaker 1: I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
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Speaker 1: Man oh Man got a radio show got going for
Speaker 1: you today. And it just happened to me. You know,
Speaker 1: I was going through something that I've been going through
Speaker 1: for a long long time and just weary of it all,
Speaker 1: and I was I've been talking to God about it,
Speaker 1: and I mean for years. Though. What happened was I
Speaker 1: had had to go through some more of it yesterday
Speaker 1: again in a situation. But you know what, after it
Speaker 1: was over, you know, I kind of laid in it
Speaker 1: for a little while. You know how you've been going
Speaker 1: through something for so long, and then even if it's over,
Speaker 1: appears to be over, you still kind of lay in
Speaker 1: it a little bit and you know you have a while. Man,
Speaker 1: I can't believe I've been dealing with this this long,
Speaker 1: even though even though it was over. I don't know
Speaker 1: how you do it, but this was so good for me.
Speaker 1: Have you ever counted, Steve Harvey, how many times you
Speaker 1: made it? And so that's what I started doing yesterday,
Speaker 1: And that's what I did this morning. When I woke up,
Speaker 1: I was actually taking an inventory account of how many
Speaker 1: times I made it. How many times, man, I didn't
Speaker 1: have the rent and somehow I came up with it.
Speaker 1: How many times I didn't have my house payment and
Speaker 1: somehow I came up with it. How many times I
Speaker 1: was out of money, did not have enough, didn't didn't
Speaker 1: see no way, but somehow I came up with it.
Speaker 1: How many times I got sick, thought, well, man, this
Speaker 1: one right here. I don't know what I'm gonna do,
Speaker 1: but somehow I got my health back. How many situations
Speaker 1: I have found myself in? That was I thought at
Speaker 1: the time, detrimental and diabolical and man so sinister at times.
Speaker 1: Somehow I made it. I look at all the accidents
Speaker 1: I've been in, but he kept me. I made it.
Speaker 1: I think about even the simplest times of like stepping
Speaker 1: off a curve and almost got hit, but I made it.
Speaker 1: I was just tripping the other day. I was I
Speaker 1: was thinking about the times that I've been hit by
Speaker 1: a car and it could have been worse, but it wasn't,
Speaker 1: And I made it through that too. I was thinking about, Man,
Speaker 1: when they count you out, Do you know how many
Speaker 1: times I've been counted out? He's done? He ain't gonna
Speaker 1: be nothing, He ain't nobody See what I told y'all,
Speaker 1: look at over that they counsel this, he offer that
Speaker 1: he out of here. He ain't gonna make it. He
Speaker 1: didn't got fired. Man, You know how many times I've
Speaker 1: been counted out? You know how many times they didn't
Speaker 1: wrote me off? How many times have you been written off? Man?
Speaker 1: But here you still stand? You know you've a tripped
Speaker 1: on it. Taking inventory y'all of how many times? Count
Speaker 1: the times you've made it? What about the times man,
Speaker 1: when nobody was there to encourage you? But you still
Speaker 1: here though you've tripped on that? Ain't nobody called you
Speaker 1: and told you good day? No nobody called you and
Speaker 1: told you recently, thank you. No one's called you and
Speaker 1: told you how much you meant to them, how much
Speaker 1: you've done for them, A man, that you can make it.
Speaker 1: Never give up, Keep your head up, man, keep grinding.
Speaker 1: But you still here, even when nobody have you counted
Speaker 1: the times, man, that you made it anyway? You counted
Speaker 1: the times that you felt like quitting, you felt like
Speaker 1: giving up, you kept going. How about the time this
Speaker 1: is a good one right here? How about the times man,
Speaker 1: when everybody's standing around saying, ain't no way, ain't no way. Man.
Speaker 1: I can't tell how many times I've heard this, ain't
Speaker 1: no way, and then somehow there is a way. You
Speaker 1: know why, because he make away? You understand. You know
Speaker 1: how many times I've heard this one right here, Steve,
Speaker 1: listen to me, man, Nobody ever before hasn't done that.
Speaker 1: You can't do that. How many times you'd heard no,
Speaker 1: you aren't you know anybody didn't done that. You can't
Speaker 1: do that. No one has ever done that. I made
Speaker 1: it anyway. You know they don't normally or we don't
Speaker 1: normally allow this, but in this case, for you, we
Speaker 1: gonna make an exception. How many times have you heard that, Oh,
Speaker 1: I think I'm on to something. How many times have
Speaker 1: you heard in your lifetime. We don't normally or they
Speaker 1: don't normally allow this, but we're gonna make this exception
Speaker 1: in your case. How many times you didn't heard that?
Speaker 1: Have you ever counted the times that you made it?
Speaker 1: Everybody out accept me? Oh, how can that be? You
Speaker 1: know you're the only one that got through this? Congratulations? Wow? Man,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't hardly see this too many times.
Speaker 1: But do you realize that normally this is what happened
Speaker 1: to people? But man, y'all don't know how your name
Speaker 1: came up, but here you are. Wow, it never happens
Speaker 1: like that. You ever counted those times I was doing
Speaker 1: it yesterday? I was doing it this morning. I was
Speaker 1: just taking an inventory of everybody of how many times
Speaker 1: I've made it. So what I learned yesterday was when
Speaker 1: God gets you through something, when he pulled you out
Speaker 1: on the other side, no matter how difficult or how
Speaker 1: long it took. When He gets you out on the
Speaker 1: other side, why don't you get up, dust yourself off
Speaker 1: and start trotting what you laying there for man, wallowing
Speaker 1: in it, going over it, recycling it in your mind.
Speaker 1: So many people can't move forward because we keep recycling
Speaker 1: stuff in our mind when clearly it's time to move on,
Speaker 1: it's time to let go. It's time to go and
Speaker 1: see what God has for you. Stop looking at what
Speaker 1: you lost. What you lost was probably not yours to
Speaker 1: have in the first in the first place. Do you
Speaker 1: know the things I've lost? Now, I'm not talking about
Speaker 1: losing the love one, a mother or father, nothing like that.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about innate objects or situation. Do you know
Speaker 1: the things I've lost? Man, I look back on it.
Speaker 1: I wasn't supposed to have him in the first place,
Speaker 1: or they was doing me no good. I wasn't wasn't
Speaker 1: mine to lose, but I claimed I lost it. Come on, man,
Speaker 1: taking inventory, everybody. Start looking at the things man, that
Speaker 1: God has brought you through. Start looking at how many
Speaker 1: times He allowed you to make it. And get glad
Speaker 1: about waking up in the morning. Man, Get glad about
Speaker 1: your life. Start feeling something positive about your situation. You
Speaker 1: cannot expect God to continue to bless you if you're
Speaker 1: not grateful for the things that you have. Why would
Speaker 1: God sitting down here looking at you, upset, angry, laying
Speaker 1: in the waller of what you are not grateful for.
Speaker 1: You just can't find the see find no gratitude in
Speaker 1: your heart about nothing, but you steady asking God for something.
Speaker 1: So now you think God is crazy. You think he
Speaker 1: gonna give you some most stuff to not be grateful for.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Why would he do that. He's
Speaker 1: too full of too much mercy to send you through
Speaker 1: that over and over and over. The more I give
Speaker 1: my child, the more ungrateful they are, the less gratitude
Speaker 1: they show. But I'm gonna keep dumping it on them
Speaker 1: so they can keep feeling ungrateful and show like a gratitude.
Speaker 1: God's not gonna do that to you. Come on, man,
Speaker 1: have you ever counted how many times you made it?
Speaker 1: I can't count how many times God didn't gotten me
Speaker 1: through something. But when He gets you through it, you
Speaker 1: can't get up and get on about your business. Don't
Speaker 1: lay that in it. It's over, it's done, you made it,
Speaker 1: you survived it. Let's go. Let's go. You're listening every
Speaker 1: morning show, ladies and gentlemen. It is here to Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show as arrived. I don't know how you
Speaker 1: feel about it, but man, I I feel sad to five.
Speaker 1: Hey boy, they got old school music was fast man,
Speaker 1: they had a song for everything. I don't see what's
Speaker 1: going on anyway. Man, it's twenty twenty two. Awful glad
Speaker 1: to be here. Thank you, Heavenly Father for all you've
Speaker 1: done for us today. Thank you, thank you in advance
Speaker 1: for a great day, our look, warm enthusiasm and anticipation
Speaker 1: of the great things you could do in my life today.
Speaker 1: And I received in me your name that your church
Speaker 1: say man a man a man man again. Well we
Speaker 1: got it. The ladies is here and Junior's here, Shirley
Speaker 1: Carlin Monica, Junior. Me, let's go, Junior, what's on your mind?
Speaker 1: Let me ask you someone? You know, you turning sixty
Speaker 1: five and three day. Yeah, you know you had a
Speaker 1: full life, down having having a full life. You having
Speaker 1: a full life. Okay, talking talking to me in prad
Speaker 1: past tense. Now I'm paying clothes. You get starting you
Speaker 1: right now? Yeah, yeah, you know you start hearing a
Speaker 1: little small things when you get on the go ahead though. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, and the whole like, do you fit
Speaker 1: up with some moments that God was pranking you? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah I knew, I knew it was yeah, yeah, the whole,
Speaker 1: the whole homeless thing I thought was a prank. The
Speaker 1: whole time I was homeless. I would wake up in
Speaker 1: the morning, go ah, that's good man. Where my house at?
Speaker 1: That's a good one, are you? You had me use
Speaker 1: bad room last night at the gas station? What about
Speaker 1: to day? Right on back down to day? Well you
Speaker 1: cut this out? Oh god, I got it. So I
Speaker 1: had to watch TV in front of a circuit city
Speaker 1: last night. Oh that was funny. Oh that'll be good
Speaker 1: right there, that looking in the wind, that radio shack
Speaker 1: watching TV? I like that. Lord, what about tonight? You
Speaker 1: go right on back down there? Much? Hey? God? That
Speaker 1: using that he glood cool as a refrigerator. That was funny.
Speaker 1: Gotta get a regular refrigerator now. Yeah. Man, that was
Speaker 1: the biggest prank I've ever seen, and lasting long time too.
Speaker 1: Three year prank he was good at and he kept
Speaker 1: coming with creative ways. Yeah, you know, to pull the
Speaker 1: prank off, you know, Like I like, I got mad
Speaker 1: at this girl I met one time and I said,
Speaker 1: I ain't got to deal with this, I'm going home.
Speaker 1: She said, it's park right over there. You didn't really yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she hurt me with that. I gotta take this I'm
Speaker 1: going comb it's park right over there. Oh man, okay,
Speaker 1: you got your question answered, Junior. Yeah, yeah, I see
Speaker 1: that now. Yeah. Yeah, it's been an interesting ride. But
Speaker 1: everything everything for a reason. Man, Everything happened for a reason.
Speaker 1: I was not understanding that at the time, but I
Speaker 1: appreciate him now. Yeah, all right, all right, coming up
Speaker 1: at thirty two minutes after the hour, we're gonna run
Speaker 1: that prank back right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, guys, it is time to run
Speaker 1: that prank back with Junior in for the nephew. What
Speaker 1: you got, Junior. Garnish your wages. Oh yeah, they're taking money.
Speaker 1: Garnish your wages. Come onky, Hello, I'm trying to reach
Speaker 1: a place. My name is h from the District Attorney's office. Yes, Hi,
Speaker 1: How are you giving you a call today? Ma'am? Trying
Speaker 1: to get some updates from you. Your husband, mister, is
Speaker 1: he uh still not working at this point? No, sir? Okay?
Speaker 1: How long has he been out of work so far? Ma'am?
Speaker 1: Could you could you give me an update on this January? Okay?
Speaker 1: All right, here's what we're having the problems that we're
Speaker 1: having you have a son. I think it's his name
Speaker 1: is as well, fourteen years old, am I right? Okay?
Speaker 1: The child support is not being paid for from mister
Speaker 1: for the for mister young and we're trying to get
Speaker 1: this thing rectified. Now. The problem that we're gonna have
Speaker 1: in the reason why we're giving you a call is
Speaker 1: considering that your your husband hasn't worked since the first
Speaker 1: of the year. And I haven't done the research yet.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just not pulling up your file. I
Speaker 1: haven't done the research to see how many months in
Speaker 1: the rears he is on child support. It just started once, Um,
Speaker 1: he lost a child. Okay, Well, the problem that we're
Speaker 1: going to have is they're gonna start taking uh child
Speaker 1: support actually, and I hate to give you this news
Speaker 1: out of your check until I don't understand how that so.
Speaker 1: Because I have my own kids. I understand that, I understand,
Speaker 1: But they're gonna be garnishing your check, ma'am until this
Speaker 1: until your husband can get this thing back on his
Speaker 1: feet and get it rectified and get him up to
Speaker 1: parts four of all the payments that are hurt. And
Speaker 1: when will this be taking place? Because if that's the case,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be working because that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I have my own children, so I don't understand how
Speaker 1: it is that so I don't don't have anything to
Speaker 1: do with child for it or anything like that. And
Speaker 1: if that's the case, I'm not gonna be working as
Speaker 1: of right now. The garnishing of the check is gonna
Speaker 1: come from you. And you are at the hospital, correct now,
Speaker 1: that's not it's not where you work. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: be working as of right now. That's what I just
Speaker 1: told you. So y'all do whatever you got to do,
Speaker 1: and I'll do whatever I have to do on my ink. Well,
Speaker 1: hold on it. You're willing to quit your job. I'm
Speaker 1: not understanding this. This you're sure white because I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna be taking care of someone else's kids and I
Speaker 1: have my own, so somebody else can take care of
Speaker 1: my eyes then because I'm not going to be doing it.
Speaker 1: You're so right? All right? Well, I mean, I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: you know, don't I don't want you to be upset
Speaker 1: with you. I don't want you to be upset with me.
Speaker 1: I can be able to contact you, Okay, you know
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna let you know this. It's a
Speaker 1: bit of information. You're still gonna if you're quitting your job, man,
Speaker 1: you guys are still gonna be liable for the child's support. Okay,
Speaker 1: well that's fine, not you guys, because it's not my children, sir. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's not you guys. He will be liable. Okay, because
Speaker 1: I don't, I mean, can I stept you hold one
Speaker 1: moment because I need to step outside, if that's okay,
Speaker 1: or if there's a number I can contact you back. Okay,
Speaker 1: are you able to step outside right now? Um? Yes,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna get on the elevator and it's kinda
Speaker 1: kind of so to call. Okay, let's do this. Why
Speaker 1: don't you step outside and I'll wait for you to call.
Speaker 1: Give me about forty five seconds, but I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: a call to my manager on this situation. Okay, please, sister,
Speaker 1: all right, thank you? Hello? Okay, mister, yes, sir, all right,
Speaker 1: Bregain from the District Attorney's office. Okay, you can hear
Speaker 1: me now, yes, I can can you hear me? Yes, ma'am,
Speaker 1: I'm sure can. Now, let's get to the bottom of everything.
Speaker 1: I couldn't get my manager on the phone. But I'll
Speaker 1: keep trying. I just want to know. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: I'm just a meer letting you. I know you are
Speaker 1: and I hate to be so short with you, but
Speaker 1: I don't understand because we're not even getting enough. Ain't
Speaker 1: come coming in as of right now. And you're speaking
Speaker 1: of I have three children that I'm struggling to take
Speaker 1: care of all my owner trying somebody from the district
Speaker 1: that comes. But and you're speaking of that she's going
Speaker 1: to be deducting money from gonna sha my check for
Speaker 1: his child worth. What's your something? What's your name? Man?
Speaker 1: Who's is there someone else I need to speak with? No,
Speaker 1: we're on the phone. I have that's my sister taking
Speaker 1: care of some me. We'll probably distance attorney County ma'am. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's on the line from the Office of Child Support Service.
Speaker 1: She works with the oticive child Support. Okay, man, I
Speaker 1: speak with you. Let me speak with your sister. Man,
Speaker 1: So what do you I mean, how is this going
Speaker 1: to be done? Because that's not gonna leave me to
Speaker 1: cast a band to support my own kids. Well, John,
Speaker 1: I mean in my own home. I understand that, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe this is a problem with having a person hanging
Speaker 1: around A person's raised the seat about his kids all
Speaker 1: their life. This is a jealous mother that decided optim
Speaker 1: eighteen years that she wanted to go around on Friday, said,
Speaker 1: because that's his support order, that's our support order for me.
Speaker 1: What in the hell is going on with those people
Speaker 1: in the background this nephew time it didn't hit the fan.
Speaker 1: She wasn't no, I couldn't get to go out with her.
Speaker 1: Sister was there? Say nothing to him? Made her get
Speaker 1: off the phones. I need you to call on three ways.
Speaker 1: They was calling somebody. They probably calling downtown. Gonna get
Speaker 1: themself in MO trouble. Okay, call you back, HI, what's wrong?
Speaker 1: I called you back, houd I tell you about it.
Speaker 1: I know you want You're gonna talk to her right now?
Speaker 1: Who is this? And I told you you're gonna pay
Speaker 1: this child support, not me. Get the best way you can't.
Speaker 1: He's talking to me, called me, I'm gonna pay this
Speaker 1: saf you pay. You're gonna make me. You're gonna make
Speaker 1: me whip your behind this money. You find out who
Speaker 1: he is? You want to you want to talk to
Speaker 1: my lord? Yeah? I want to? Where is your you
Speaker 1: don't have a lawyer. You know well you don't have
Speaker 1: one because I know who. Don't tell who happen? Harvy?
Speaker 1: You got my novel behind there's something for your jobs.
Speaker 1: Who is this this nephew? Timing from Steve Harving Morning? Yo, Yo,
Speaker 1: just got a frank bob baby. I'm gonna cut call
Speaker 1: the foodie. Well you just found that. Give me a
Speaker 1: black male all out. I gotta ask all y'all, so
Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the land that
Speaker 1: is gone wags? Thank you Junior? Coming up next, it
Speaker 1: has asked the cello with our Chief Love Officer, Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey in the building for your love questions. Right after this,
Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, we'll have today's entertainment
Speaker 1: news and some new baby news. Mm. But we'll tell
Speaker 1: you all about that. But right now it is time
Speaker 1: to get some great advice from the CLO that stands
Speaker 1: for Chief Love Officer. We call him the Clothes Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1: Chateria in Memphis writes, I have been dating a younger
Speaker 1: man for four months, and he's been using my car
Speaker 1: to go to work because I worked from home. Now,
Speaker 1: I had a doctor's appointment yesterday, so I told him
Speaker 1: to call his mama for a ride. His mama called
Speaker 1: me and said, I'm only four years younger than her,
Speaker 1: so I'm his mama now and I need to take
Speaker 1: care of his needs. Would I be out of line
Speaker 1: to curse her out? What? Well? First of all, let's
Speaker 1: talk about a couple of things that I noticed, m Chatria.
Speaker 1: This man you dating got to be young because your
Speaker 1: name is Shittria, and I don't know nobody named Shittria
Speaker 1: that was born in the seventies. So I'm a soul
Speaker 1: in you are a young mother yourself. Now you doing
Speaker 1: in here and rob this cradling? You're dating this little
Speaker 1: damn baby that just now got off his bicycle, so
Speaker 1: he ain't even got a car. Now you're letting him
Speaker 1: use your car. You told him you got to go
Speaker 1: to the doctor because you got some medical complications. He
Speaker 1: can't do that, and then you told him using mama's
Speaker 1: call his mama's card. And would I'd be wrong for
Speaker 1: cussing hard or kicking her tail? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: This is your fault. The fact that his mama can
Speaker 1: call you, The fact that you had him call his
Speaker 1: mama says you're in the wrong relationship shitteria that rhymes
Speaker 1: with cafeteria, and that's where we have the problem. Att
Speaker 1: right there, your name, your age, and this damn baby
Speaker 1: you've ben't picked up and moved around in here to
Speaker 1: your house that don't have a car. Bad selection. It
Speaker 1: ain't his mama, it's the boy you selected to be
Speaker 1: your man. There's your problem. Next question, all right. Moving
Speaker 1: on to Tay in Ohio. Tay says, I'm a twenty
Speaker 1: two year old student. I'm dating a black guy that
Speaker 1: is giving me grief because he's very friendly. He feels
Speaker 1: like he has to show the back black girls on
Speaker 1: campus a lot of attention or they'll hate him for
Speaker 1: dating outside of his race. One of the girls can't
Speaker 1: stand me, and she's always talking slick to me. Should
Speaker 1: I pull her aside to see what the problem is?
Speaker 1: Or do I keep ignoring her? Like he said to well,
Speaker 1: let me let me give you, let me let me
Speaker 1: say something to you. Now when you pull her to
Speaker 1: the side. I just want you to understand that ain't
Speaker 1: the end of it culturally. Once you pull them to
Speaker 1: the side and started dressing it, you fin to get
Speaker 1: way moting you bogging fall right now. The dude has
Speaker 1: told you to ignore it. You could ignore it, but
Speaker 1: I understand the position he's in. He gives them extra
Speaker 1: attention so they don't hate him. Uh, look, are you
Speaker 1: enjoying this relationship? Sounds lady, It don't sound like she
Speaker 1: is to me. You don't like the pressure, you don't
Speaker 1: like what come with it. And he's not coping with
Speaker 1: it real good either because he feel in some kind
Speaker 1: of way. But now let me explain something to you.
Speaker 1: Don't pull that black girl to the side. Don't do that.
Speaker 1: Don't do that, sister, baby girl. Listen to him, Listen
Speaker 1: to Uncle Steve. Don't pull that black girl to the side,
Speaker 1: because it ain't gonna go nothing like you think. You're
Speaker 1: not gonna believe her damn reaction. First of all, if
Speaker 1: you literally tap her on the elbow and say come
Speaker 1: over here for me, let me talk to you, you're
Speaker 1: not just don't do that, don't you. First, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a pause and hesitation to disbelief that you're addressing her.
Speaker 1: But of all the black women you didn't point, you're
Speaker 1: gonna picked out her, it's the one you're gonna check her.
Speaker 1: I can't even tell you how this fit to go now.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're a cheerleader. I don't know
Speaker 1: if he an athlete. I don't know if you're on
Speaker 1: a debate team. I don't know what you want. But
Speaker 1: do not grab Shterteria Junior and pull her to the side. Now.
Speaker 1: It gets is nothing him. Yeah, do not do that.
Speaker 1: It's not going to go there. Thank you, Cela Monique
Speaker 1: and Tylertown says. My husband and I had a card
Speaker 1: party over the weekend and his best buddy got drunk
Speaker 1: and slept on our floor all night. He also urinated
Speaker 1: on himself and he had on dark jeans, so my
Speaker 1: carpet is ruined in that spot. My husband didn't want
Speaker 1: to make a big deal out of it and embarrass
Speaker 1: him him, so we have to pay to have our
Speaker 1: carpet replaced. Shouldn't he make his buddy pay for this?
Speaker 1: You're just so drunk you didn't fell asleep on the
Speaker 1: floe and peed on yourself. H um. I mean he
Speaker 1: could go to him and say, hey, man, look here's
Speaker 1: a problem, and use at the house. You got drunk.
Speaker 1: I know you couldn't help it, but you laid in
Speaker 1: the floor on your peed on yourself, and then my
Speaker 1: wife got to replace the corpy man. Can't you give
Speaker 1: us a little something on it? You know he should
Speaker 1: offer at that point, Well, he not because he gonna
Speaker 1: swear him down. He gonna swear him down. He'ped on himself.
Speaker 1: Who you know if it's the volunteer that that was?
Speaker 1: That wasn't flow? Yeah, no, doud so that was some bill.
Speaker 1: You think I peeed on myself. No, that's bill. I
Speaker 1: laid in the bill. I saw the bill. I might
Speaker 1: knock the cup over. I give you a couple honey. No,
Speaker 1: hell no, hell no, it ain't no where and he
Speaker 1: ain't laying that any You can't prove he pre no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, So you're gonna come to me
Speaker 1: with that? Yeah, we got pictures. Hold on, dog, did
Speaker 1: you see me? Pete? Yeah? Yeah, now hold on do
Speaker 1: oh oh who phone? Hold on? Don so your girl
Speaker 1: take a picture to me, pee to turn it around.
Speaker 1: It's gonna get turned. Yeah. I gotta fast about it.
Speaker 1: I mean he could mention it to him, but it's
Speaker 1: the dude gonna deny it and stop him. Card parties
Speaker 1: and stop letting people sleep on your floe overnight. Stop
Speaker 1: doing that, all right, and send his ass home pee
Speaker 1: on his own flow the smell of that house, all right.
Speaker 1: Moving on to Stephanie in LA seven, he says, I'm
Speaker 1: in my mid forties and I can't function without having
Speaker 1: sex at least four times a week. I work long day,
Speaker 1: so it's hard for me to meet a good man,
Speaker 1: to meet good men, and I end up tens up
Speaker 1: all night and can't fall asleep. My neighbor has always
Speaker 1: been an option, but I don't want to be intimate
Speaker 1: with someone in my building. What's the worst that could happen?
Speaker 1: Should I go ahead and invite him over? I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't care what you do. I really don't. This
Speaker 1: ain't a love question. This is a lust question. You're thirsty.
Speaker 1: You're in your forties. You gotta have sex full times
Speaker 1: a week. Yeah, you know what. You and your forties
Speaker 1: and you have to have sex full times a week. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll go ahead and have it. No, No, if you
Speaker 1: have to go ahead, what you want me to tell you? Now?
Speaker 1: Your neighbor, you don't want to sleep with him because
Speaker 1: he your neighbor? Who? Who? Who? Who've been doing the
Speaker 1: full times a week for you up to now. Well
Speaker 1: that part see what I think is you gouts to
Speaker 1: have sex full times a week. Your problem is you
Speaker 1: can't find nobody want to have sex which you full
Speaker 1: times a week. That's your real problem, That's what she said. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 1: we'll have some entertainment news right after this. You're listening
Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, So tomorrow
Speaker 1: is Founders Day for the ladies of Alpha Kappa Alpha
Speaker 1: Sorority Incorporated. Congratulations to those ladies. The must be this
Speaker 1: must be Founders month for the It was the Deltas,
Speaker 1: the aka A, the Cappita's. I didn't know that simas
Speaker 1: all all in the same month anywhere. Yeah, so happy
Speaker 1: Founders Day, yea, ladies? What year? What year was AKA
Speaker 1: founders for a year? Oh? Eight oh eight? What about
Speaker 1: the Deltas? Thirteen? Thirteen? In thirteen I think I'm right, wow, thirteen?
Speaker 1: Yes for the del to us As? What Thomas? This
Speaker 1: wife is a k Thomas? Wait? What what what year
Speaker 1: was a captains come nineteen eleven? Alpha L six, she accused.
Speaker 1: We waited to everybody did what they was gonna do.
Speaker 1: There we go, come on back to you, here we go. No,
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean nothing in a disrespectful wait. We
Speaker 1: didn't waited, you know everybody. Yeah, y'all, y'all good, y'all,
Speaker 1: got what you want, got your memberships, everybody lined up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did what we fit to do, all right, and we
Speaker 1: filed to call it old makeup. We're gonna ended, okay,
Speaker 1: all right. So so Laurie's birthday, Steve, was yesterday, And uh,
Speaker 1: I know you're big on your you're on your big
Speaker 1: press tour this week, but do you and Marjorie have
Speaker 1: some special plan for Laurie's twenty fifth birthday this weekend?
Speaker 1: Out of here? We ain't ye You know what were
Speaker 1: you guys going back and forth year sixty fifth or
Speaker 1: twenty fifth? Oh, she gonna tell me how big her
Speaker 1: twenty fifth is. Dad, The twenty fifty is the biggest birthday. Okay,
Speaker 1: you think that now? You think that now because this
Speaker 1: year you're just getting here. You you thought your thirteenth
Speaker 1: was monumentis too, Then you thought your sixteenth was whoa.
Speaker 1: Then you thought your twenty firth was brand new cowbells.
Speaker 1: Ranging Now you got your twenty fifth you think that's
Speaker 1: something I told Laurie. I said, Lord, my birthday is
Speaker 1: the big birthday. Dad. How can you say that twenty
Speaker 1: five is a quarter of a century. Oh, I said,
Speaker 1: baby sixty five is a way bigger birthday. How can
Speaker 1: you say that? I say, because a whole lot less
Speaker 1: people get to mine, whole lot less people gets to mind. Lori,
Speaker 1: she had a heck on birthday. That's good, that's great.
Speaker 1: All right. So Steve, now you know you're a trend setter.
Speaker 1: You do know that you started a trend and now
Speaker 1: everyone wants to be a judge. Okay, you did it
Speaker 1: in radio, you did it in TV, now you're doing
Speaker 1: it in the courtroom. Star Jones. Star Jones is making
Speaker 1: her return to daytime television in her new role as
Speaker 1: hosting judge on Divorce Court. Okay, Star's gone. Replaced Judge
Speaker 1: Faith Jenkins, who was moving on to Oxygen to star
Speaker 1: in and serve as executive producer on her new show
Speaker 1: Killer Relationship with Faith Jenkins, Star, of course we all know,
Speaker 1: is an attorney. She's a former New York City homicide prosecutor.
Speaker 1: So congratulations to Star and to Judge Faith Jenkins, and Steve,
Speaker 1: you know a Faith married to all Kenny Latimore. Kenny Lattimore. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she had been She had been working on the show
Speaker 1: for a while. She had been working on show for
Speaker 1: a while. Oh. The difference between what you know, Indian
Speaker 1: Star is a lawyer and Faith is a lawyer. I
Speaker 1: don't anyway. So the difference is they have law degrees.
Speaker 1: What you bout? Yeah, that's that's major, you know, right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know he ain't none of them. Judge's only in
Speaker 1: prime time. Down get your show on at night, pimp,
Speaker 1: come see me. We're gonna talk a little more in
Speaker 1: depth about Judge. Steve coming up later in the show
Speaker 1: as well. We have some interesting information that we like
Speaker 1: to share. Okay, yeah, okay, all right. In baby news,
Speaker 1: we got to say congratulations to Jez and Jenny min Uh.
Speaker 1: They had a baby. Jenny Mike of course, this co
Speaker 1: host of The Reels That's the Daytime talk Show, announced
Speaker 1: the great news on Tuesday, hosted a picture of the
Speaker 1: baby on our Instagram with the caption baby Jenkins is here,
Speaker 1: along with the baby bottle and a red heart emojid.
Speaker 1: Whether it was a boy or girl, we're asking you
Speaker 1: you reported. They haven't said the baby here. You ain't
Speaker 1: saying none. They haven't said yet. That's why I'm saying that. Well,
Speaker 1: is that's some new political correctness thing where they don't
Speaker 1: announce baby gendas no more. They just wait and see
Speaker 1: what they want to do, what the babies want to do,
Speaker 1: what the baby want to do? I mean, that's a
Speaker 1: real question. I ain't talking about their baby in particular.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, is it a new trend where you
Speaker 1: don't because like you know they're talking about they don't
Speaker 1: put baby genders on their certificates no mo. So maybe
Speaker 1: people don't tell you what their baby is when it's
Speaker 1: born because they won't wait and see. They let the
Speaker 1: baby choose. Yeah, pick what you want to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just that Is that not a fair question to ask?
Speaker 1: It's a very interesting question because it is happening in
Speaker 1: today's time. Yeah. Yeah, See, I'm not from these times,
Speaker 1: and I want to be clear about that. Huh. I'm
Speaker 1: not from these times and I want to be clear
Speaker 1: about that. Yeah, And neither way and choice been here.
Speaker 1: You fitting to be boy well here and learn how
Speaker 1: to barbecue, turn yourself into something my daddy thought barbecue.
Speaker 1: And need you a man, get out here and barbecue
Speaker 1: and turn yourself into something. Coming up at twenty minutes
Speaker 1: after the hours, sir, learn how to rake them damn
Speaker 1: leaves over there. Make a man out you. You're gonna
Speaker 1: rake some leaves and see what happened in we'll have
Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right out out here.
Speaker 1: Wash this car like you post to you're listening to show?
Speaker 1: All right, So I have a question for you, guys, Steve.
Speaker 1: You know, we just had big holidays, Uh, big family
Speaker 1: traditional holidays like we do for Thanksgiving and Christmas. Maybe
Speaker 1: not as big as in the past, but still people
Speaker 1: over the house. So here's a question. Um, what do
Speaker 1: you say to let your company know that you're ready
Speaker 1: for them to leave the house? Yeah, without really saying
Speaker 1: that you're ready for them to leave? Who, well, I
Speaker 1: guess this's it. Yes, it's it right here. What y'all
Speaker 1: got going on to night? I do like the club, dude,
Speaker 1: I start dimmon lights last. Yeah, I start dimmon lights
Speaker 1: and cutting music off. We're going in this year. We're
Speaker 1: gonna let you know it's a difference going on. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Steve is pretty direct. You don't have to direct. Yes,
Speaker 1: I go to colt closet saying, you know, you see me,
Speaker 1: I just got a hand full of jackets. Hey, which
Speaker 1: one of these yours? Dog? Yeah, he did go get
Speaker 1: into bed. He did that in New York when we
Speaker 1: Steve when we were at lived in New York, remember
Speaker 1: that Timmy, he was a car part then just we
Speaker 1: thought we were having a good time playing cards. He
Speaker 1: just went to the coach close and just like throwing
Speaker 1: us coach what with jackets? Okay, cool, it's the best
Speaker 1: way to do it, you know, he said, y'all finished,
Speaker 1: and he was picking up our plates and then that's
Speaker 1: going around the table just click, hey, you know hey,
Speaker 1: and then you know, once people see other people started
Speaker 1: putting their jacket on. You know, he got kind of
Speaker 1: it gets contagious. Yeah, you did have to go. That happens.
Speaker 1: I was trying to be kind to you, Sherley. Get
Speaker 1: on out now, because if you stay up in here
Speaker 1: and tell you right now, yeah, tell me what about
Speaker 1: ain't no free morning coffee up in here. So your
Speaker 1: need to get your coat. Call let's your hell and
Speaker 1: let's go, let's go over, let's get on out of here.
Speaker 1: Let's wrap this. Tell you right now, ain't no free
Speaker 1: cup to coffee in the morning up in there. This
Speaker 1: ain't comfort then they ain't what we're doing. If you're
Speaker 1: drinking coffee in the morning and here, you gonna work
Speaker 1: for it. All right, let's go pack, let's go. You ahead,
Speaker 1: hurn it. You gonna hurn it. Looks up a coffee
Speaker 1: be up in here. You're gonna eat water, all kinds
Speaker 1: of stuff in the morning. To just get out a mess.
Speaker 1: Get your coat, baby. I respect y'all too much. Come on,
Speaker 1: get your coat with you an hour. I got too
Speaker 1: much respect for you. Come on, ladies, let's get your coat.
Speaker 1: Cousin up and this apartment at one am. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you right now, there's some stuff that go down up
Speaker 1: in here. Come on, let's go. Let's get your jacket.
Speaker 1: So I respect you too much. Please get out for
Speaker 1: one am. Please please come up with alactic minutes after
Speaker 1: the hour, we're gone. Steve. Okay, Junior has a birthday
Speaker 1: poem for you. Yes, right after I shall do. You're
Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, this is
Speaker 1: one of my favorite parts of the show. When when
Speaker 1: you do this, Junior, uh, everyone knows that Steve's birthday
Speaker 1: is Monday. We're celebrating kicking it off with this poem, Junior,
Speaker 1: what you got hold on? She introduce you Come on,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. I found these poems to be rather
Speaker 1: alarming at time to times, and so I've created a
Speaker 1: name for this segment. This is called Jay Rapp Jay Rapp,
Speaker 1: Jay Rap Stairs with Junior's ragged Ass Poems. This is
Speaker 1: your birthday poem, Jay Rapped birthday poem that I have.
Speaker 1: I I had to put a lot of work into it.
Speaker 1: And I'm tearing up because you know, I put so
Speaker 1: much into this because it's your birthday. Unc man, You've
Speaker 1: been so good to be a great mentor and friend,
Speaker 1: and I just had to put this together for you. Man.
Speaker 1: I hope you appreciate it. And you know, Shirley called
Speaker 1: Tommy man. This is this is this is something here
Speaker 1: And the name of the proem now because it's this
Speaker 1: is touching, this is hurting, this is somebody I've been Yeah.
Speaker 1: The name of this poem is, uh, what word rhymes
Speaker 1: with sixty five? That's the title of it. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: title of the poem is what word rhymes with sixty five?
Speaker 1: What word rhymes with sixty five? What word rhymes with
Speaker 1: sixty five? When you're on top of your game and
Speaker 1: you're still alive? What word Rymes was sixty five? Two
Speaker 1: hit shows old TV? And still he rids? What word
Speaker 1: rise with sixty five? Words of wisdom? That ain't no
Speaker 1: jaz so Boss Steve Harvey, here's my salute, y'all can't
Speaker 1: keep why because he always changing his suits? But what
Speaker 1: word rise was sixty five? The end? What I love
Speaker 1: for your birthday? That ragged as you can't keep ublem
Speaker 1: there what to do? That's because he can't changing this suit?
Speaker 1: But word word Ryan was sixty five? Not that one.
Speaker 1: Your your response should be, thank you so much, Junior.
Speaker 1: That's what your response, you know, Junior? Right to birthday
Speaker 1: poem for everybody shot? Why are you folding your arms? Steve?
Speaker 1: Because he must didn't he must didn't hear you cool
Speaker 1: about it? You didn't understand it. You didn't understand. I
Speaker 1: ain't know that body language, Steve, I ain't understand what
Speaker 1: the poem? You just understand it? Yeah, but don't don't
Speaker 1: don't look like nothing. Ryan was sixty What is it
Speaker 1: that rhymes with sixty five? Yeah? When you're on top
Speaker 1: of your game, and you still a lie? What lie
Speaker 1: rhymes with sixty five? That's not deep? Yeah, that's deep.
Speaker 1: That's deep because you there, you made your fingers, so
Speaker 1: you made it to sixty five. So some people don't
Speaker 1: make it to you. That's why I'm saying what word?
Speaker 1: Because it ain't one? Ain't know many people bake it? That?
Speaker 1: Why ain't a word that around with it? Oh that's
Speaker 1: the logic, yeave logic through them. Yeah, that there are
Speaker 1: a lot of people don't make it. They ain't got
Speaker 1: a lot of words around with sixty five. So that's
Speaker 1: why I poetry. But I love your poems that junior
Speaker 1: hollow you hallo you, I'm three forty three. I let
Speaker 1: me write you a poet. How do you respond to
Speaker 1: a person just wrote you a poet to commemorate your
Speaker 1: age of sixty five, hoping you keep going on? But
Speaker 1: the person that wrote the poem is at the tender
Speaker 1: age of forty three. And when you look at him,
Speaker 1: I see a piece of meat, small in statue, big
Speaker 1: in love. He's part of them big three, but it's
Speaker 1: really not that large at all because he's only forty three.
Speaker 1: What word rimes with forty three? Hell, forty three. Why
Speaker 1: would you write a poem about being sixty five that
Speaker 1: ends up being about me? Here's a word that runs
Speaker 1: with forty three, and I said to all of y'all,
Speaker 1: forty three rimes with forty three, and that is the end.
Speaker 1: Snap my fingers and you're way better. No One right
Speaker 1: on the spot. Coming up next the nephew and the
Speaker 1: prank phone call. Right after this, nephew, you're listening to
Speaker 1: morning show. Coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today.
Speaker 1: The subject is my three way love affair. But right now,
Speaker 1: we'll get into that in just a bit. Right now,
Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What
Speaker 1: you got for us, nev Well, you know we've all
Speaker 1: been there. Well, we've gone into the bathroom and didn't
Speaker 1: take time to look. Sat there at the last moment,
Speaker 1: realized we're missing something very important. Today's tidally is can
Speaker 1: you bring me some paper? Can you bring me some paper?
Speaker 1: We've all done it. Everybody on this show has done it.
Speaker 1: Everyone has screamed out that dough can you bring me yourself? Nobody? Oh, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: everyone has done hit. Can you bring me some? Now?
Speaker 1: How long you sat there? You probably don't want to
Speaker 1: express that, but everyone has done it. Can you bring me?
Speaker 1: Are you so serious about it? Bravery? Some paper? Everybody home?
Speaker 1: That's me, that is me. You got to make a decision. Now.
Speaker 1: I'm waiting on maintenance to knock on the dough. Maintenance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they got a key to your part, but they come in.
Speaker 1: I said, hey, man, just gonna stop right there. Just
Speaker 1: toss that in here. You know how numb your legs
Speaker 1: waiting on maintenance? Can you bring me some paper? Let's go,
Speaker 1: cat dog. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to I'm looking for Charles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this Charlotte. I'm this Juna, This Charlotte. How can I
Speaker 1: help you? Hey, listen, um, I'm you boy, I'm about
Speaker 1: speaking with I'm sorry this scotty man. I'm I'm house
Speaker 1: sitting for reader. See y'all okay, okay, yeah, yeah, she
Speaker 1: told me she was going outtown. What can I do
Speaker 1: for your brother? I fought y'all down on the way. Man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm in the house. Both our houses. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: let's see. Yeah, we four houses down. Okay, Now she
Speaker 1: loved me a number man, loved me, y'all know me,
Speaker 1: and then she loved Miss Dars. No, I try to
Speaker 1: call Miss Darks, but then nobody answer the phone. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She normally in church around this time. Ria says she
Speaker 1: was gonna be gone for a minute, so you say
Speaker 1: you down there right right? Right? Then she told me
Speaker 1: if I got an emergency anything, that I could reach
Speaker 1: out to y'all and call y'all right, right right, Okay?
Speaker 1: Are you are you busy right now? Man? Well? Actually,
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking my wife from dinner
Speaker 1: and got some meat on the grill. But other than that,
Speaker 1: you know, okay, I mean you you you are you're
Speaker 1: able to help me out with something right quick? Or
Speaker 1: you got you got time for that? Well, like I said,
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking. If there's something I
Speaker 1: can help you with, I you know, I don't mind
Speaker 1: coming down there and uh showing you or doing whatever
Speaker 1: it is that we need to do. Okay, Charlie. Would
Speaker 1: you have to have any paper, man, any paper? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think I got some newspaper. What you're trying to No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no news. Let me some paper. You have some paper?
Speaker 1: What notebook paper? No? See. Man, listen, Charlie, I, like
Speaker 1: I said, my name is Scotty. Man. I know you
Speaker 1: don't know. Men, I didn't got myself a little situation
Speaker 1: here down here, read the house man, and I didn't. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm in a situation. I actually I'm in the bathroom, man,
Speaker 1: and it ain't no paper in here. Dog, So you're
Speaker 1: saying you won't me to bring you some toilet paper.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're on't mind. I'm sitting here. My
Speaker 1: legs ain't got no my ten field up my whole
Speaker 1: little body. Man, from butt down, I can't feel. I'm
Speaker 1: nothing in my feet everything and went to sleep on them.
Speaker 1: Hold up by this dude out here, read the house
Speaker 1: saying he wants me to bring his paper because he
Speaker 1: didn't got numbed sitting on the truck. Man. Look at here, bro,
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking. I wish I could
Speaker 1: help you, but you know, I mean, I can't tell
Speaker 1: you about four hours of doctor. You should run down
Speaker 1: here right quickly. I'm in the back door. I to say, Man,
Speaker 1: I understand all that you're saying. But like I said,
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of cooking for my wife. We're
Speaker 1: having a little special occasion because our kids and stuff
Speaker 1: going and I can't to leave her like that, just
Speaker 1: become bring you know paper. Now. What I can't tell
Speaker 1: you to do is if Riada got one of them
Speaker 1: tiles or something. Man, I'm not using nobody town like.
Speaker 1: That's disrespectful. Man. Okay, hey, but lawyer your voice. Man,
Speaker 1: you called me to help you, and you acting like
Speaker 1: I caused you to not have no guya all I'm
Speaker 1: asking for just and they're gonna take no more for
Speaker 1: two three minute run down here right quick and bringing
Speaker 1: the paper man, and then you get on back to
Speaker 1: your dumb well what you was like what you need
Speaker 1: to do? Bro? You said you had emergence, that's out
Speaker 1: the house of the dogs had got out of you
Speaker 1: had locked yourself out the house. But I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: come down there and bring you know paper because that
Speaker 1: don't sound like emergencies. That's sound like some personal And furthermore,
Speaker 1: you're in the bathroom just jump tout your colones, getting
Speaker 1: the shower on white. So I'm not finding the dog.
Speaker 1: That's like I said, I'm numb right now, man, I
Speaker 1: need some help it over. So you want me to
Speaker 1: come down, then bring you some tarlet papers and pick
Speaker 1: your number. You can't get up out the tarlett. If
Speaker 1: I want to help you, pers then that's why I'm
Speaker 1: trying to tell you I'm in an emergency. Man, Okay,
Speaker 1: Well that like I said, Man, that don't sound like emergency,
Speaker 1: like a little quick fix to get your drawls and
Speaker 1: in white drawns sold them. Way, go get you some moth.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not saying to walk full houses down
Speaker 1: there to bring you some tilet papers your legs now,
Speaker 1: I'm high. How are you gonna get up and open
Speaker 1: the gate so the backdoor is open. All you gotta
Speaker 1: do is come in here and reaching here and pass
Speaker 1: me a roll of paper. Man, That's all I'm asking
Speaker 1: you to do, Miss Charlotte, I understanding that. But I'm
Speaker 1: not say to come down and bring you know paper.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying to bring you bring me some paper
Speaker 1: down here? Man, your man say, Man, who the hell
Speaker 1: you thank you? Hiling that you need me? I don't
Speaker 1: need you? Well, won't you to do something? Man? You see,
Speaker 1: I'm sitting in a situation. The reader left y'all number
Speaker 1: that y'alla helped me while I'm down in your house
Speaker 1: watching man, just Chi's crazy baby. Man, what wrot you?
Speaker 1: You're gonna call me asking me to bring you some
Speaker 1: news paper. I told you that I was in the
Speaker 1: middle of fixing me and my wife from dinner and
Speaker 1: you come calling me talking about some paper man. I
Speaker 1: don't want to hear no sho, I know, and I
Speaker 1: ain't coming down and to bring you know paper man. Hello, Charlie,
Speaker 1: you're gonna bring this paper man? Man? Look like I
Speaker 1: told you before, I ain't going to bring you know
Speaker 1: paper down there. We don't wait no on this street
Speaker 1: like hold on, man, I can't just you can't just
Speaker 1: leave me here and I'm numb like this, but not
Speaker 1: to come bring no brong man, no toilet paper because
Speaker 1: he is responsible when he going into the restroom and
Speaker 1: sounded like a personal problem. YouTube wrong for that. This
Speaker 1: is sent you wasted, though this is an emergency man, Man,
Speaker 1: that don't sal in the urgency. That sounds like a
Speaker 1: personal problem that you got going on. I'm gone. I
Speaker 1: want to get off of here, man, you know, get
Speaker 1: me off with you. I don't give a about you
Speaker 1: being man, not a fact. As soon as you get
Speaker 1: your out of there, you so mad, you come on
Speaker 1: down here. I'm coming down by the trick. I'm coming
Speaker 1: down there the way. I am just like this hell,
Speaker 1: and I'm ana whoop for not helping me while I'm
Speaker 1: gonna sit your weight. I got one more thing I
Speaker 1: need to say to you that I'm gonna do. Is
Speaker 1: you're listening? Bring your tone? I got some snake skin
Speaker 1: shoes and fit right up, clean up on it all.
Speaker 1: I got one more thing? Is you listening? Man? What
Speaker 1: man like? I said? What you got to say? Man,
Speaker 1: this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your neighbor reader. Ain't this
Speaker 1: at mother from the radio station? Is this coming from
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Shuff? Yea, I'm gonna whoop reading
Speaker 1: got you tling? How man you had me? I was
Speaker 1: to come down there, man, and you better be glad
Speaker 1: I'm eating. I can't believe it. Hey, man, I gotta
Speaker 1: ask you bad one more thing. What is what is
Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
Speaker 1: the land, The Steve Harvard Show. Y'all played practical jokes,
Speaker 1: sold folks man? Please please? Can you bring me some paper? Please?
Speaker 1: How much everybody feel good about it? Don't you hello, huh,
Speaker 1: way too much? Yeah, I'm just you know, he down
Speaker 1: the street. But come on, come on, No, I need
Speaker 1: some paper though, couple of brother Yeah, okay, nobody wants
Speaker 1: to really what you wanted to say? Do you don't
Speaker 1: want to share your time that you sat? You want
Speaker 1: to share yours? No? No, I'm gonna going on say
Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna gonna say I'm at Chuckles tonight here
Speaker 1: in uh Jackson, Mississippi. That's all I'm gonna say. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna share that. A matter of fact, Jackson, bring
Speaker 1: me some paper that dan't good? Jackson? Come to the show.
Speaker 1: How about that too? Tonight to Saturday to Sunday. Nephews
Speaker 1: in town, Chuckle's Comedy Club. Yay, yay, all right, thinking
Speaker 1: few coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject my three way
Speaker 1: love affair. We'll get into it right after this. You're
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Speaker 1: Here It is the STRAWBERRYLETTA. Thank you nephew. Subject my
Speaker 1: three weight love affair. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a forty
Speaker 1: year old married woman and my husband and I have
Speaker 1: a sister friend that has been a major part of
Speaker 1: my life since I was seven years old. We did
Speaker 1: everything together, even went to college the same college and
Speaker 1: graduated at the same time. When I got engaged, she
Speaker 1: got engaged. Our fiances didn't get along, so my man
Speaker 1: would always take my bestie side when she was having
Speaker 1: an issue with her fiance. A few weeks after we
Speaker 1: got engaged, my man told me that my bestie's man
Speaker 1: was cheating on her. I was shocked and hurt when
Speaker 1: I saw the video of her fiance asleep naked over
Speaker 1: his side chick's house. My man and I decided not
Speaker 1: to tell her anything, but then my man got really
Speaker 1: upset with the dude and went out and went and
Speaker 1: told my bestie about the cheating. She was so devastated.
Speaker 1: Stay with us for two weeks and called off their engagement.
Speaker 1: So now that we're married, she's part of our family.
Speaker 1: She travels with my husband, hubby, and I, and she
Speaker 1: comes for weekly movie nights at her house. She's dating again,
Speaker 1: and when she meets men, she brings them to meet
Speaker 1: us so we can pass judgment on them. I've been
Speaker 1: noticing lately that my husband is more opinionated than usual,
Speaker 1: and none of the guys have been good enough for
Speaker 1: my bestie. That's a red flag for me, so I
Speaker 1: jokingly asked him if he'd like to clone himself so
Speaker 1: my bestie could be with a man just like him.
Speaker 1: He got very irritated with me, so I have been
Speaker 1: wondering if something is going on with him in my bestie.
Speaker 1: As a test, I told him that we're going on
Speaker 1: an anniversary trip alone. He said it would be weird
Speaker 1: to leave my bestie out. I asked him if we
Speaker 1: are in a three way love affair. He laughed it
Speaker 1: off and said no, but does he really care about
Speaker 1: her feelings? What's going on here? Well, yeah, he does
Speaker 1: care about her feelings, as do you. I mean, you
Speaker 1: called her your sister friend. You guys have been together
Speaker 1: since seven years old, so Yeah, he cares about her
Speaker 1: for sure, and if you ask me, he's certainly acting
Speaker 1: like a guilty, jealous man when she brings other men around.
Speaker 1: I'm very surprised it took you so long to notice
Speaker 1: a red flag. I think they've been several First, and
Speaker 1: most importantly, when you guys agree, and when you and
Speaker 1: your husband agree not to tell your bestie. He's the
Speaker 1: one who told about the cheating. That's a major rid flag.
Speaker 1: That's not really what men do. They don't snitch on
Speaker 1: each other. Now, he's so concerned about her and who
Speaker 1: she dates. You guys have movie nights together and she
Speaker 1: travels with you. What you're feeling is right. You know,
Speaker 1: it is a three way love affair. Who or what
Speaker 1: couple do you know whose husband can be let behave?
Speaker 1: Your husband is behaving about her and that there's nothing
Speaker 1: going on. Just think about that. He's doing way too
Speaker 1: much when it comes to her, and you need to
Speaker 1: check them both. You don't have to catch them in
Speaker 1: the act or anything like that to know what's going on.
Speaker 1: You already suspect them anyway, So I say you confront
Speaker 1: them and get it over with. Steve. Wow, Well, it's interesting,
Speaker 1: it's an interesting letter. I will say this about women.
Speaker 1: Most of the time, what you feel is real. Most
Speaker 1: of the time. It's because God gifted you all with
Speaker 1: this thing called intuition, and he gave it to you
Speaker 1: more than he gave it to the women are born
Speaker 1: with it. You should trust it and lean on it.
Speaker 1: So usually what you think or feel is usually real.
Speaker 1: You're forty year old married woman. Your husband and I
Speaker 1: have a sister, Fred. That's interesting. That's been a major
Speaker 1: part of my life since I was seven. We did
Speaker 1: everything together. This is very important in this whole letter.
Speaker 1: We did everything together. The pay attention. Y'all even went
Speaker 1: to the same college, graduated at the same time. When
Speaker 1: I got engaged, she got engaged. That's everything. That ass everything.
Speaker 1: Our fiances didn't get along, so my man would always
Speaker 1: take my bestie side when she was having an issue
Speaker 1: with her fiance. A few weeks after we got engaged,
Speaker 1: my man told me that my bestie's man was cheating
Speaker 1: on her. I was shocked and hurt when I saw
Speaker 1: the video of her fiance asleep naked over his side
Speaker 1: chick's house. Stop Wait a minute, what, Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: you're saying that your man told you that your besties
Speaker 1: man was cheating on her. And then right after that
Speaker 1: you said, I'm shocked and hurt when I saw the
Speaker 1: video of her fiance asleep naked over his side. Chick's house?
Speaker 1: Where your man get the video from? Where did your
Speaker 1: man get the video from? Now, let's just do some
Speaker 1: hood logic hill. One or two things was happening. Either
Speaker 1: the fiance who don't get along? Hello, the fiances that
Speaker 1: don't get along? He gave your husband the video? Like, hey,
Speaker 1: checking me out? Ah, your husband made the video, labor.
Speaker 1: Two things can happen, ain'tber Two things can happen? Hello, Steve, Hello,
Speaker 1: y'all do everything again? Hello, all that thought. We'll have
Speaker 1: part two of your response coming up at twenty three
Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letters, subject my three
Speaker 1: way love affair. We'll get back into it right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. The subject is my three way love affair.
Speaker 1: Forty you old married woman and husband. They have a
Speaker 1: sister friend. Well it's a husband now, but we're gonna
Speaker 1: take you on this journey, and the sister friend been
Speaker 1: a major part of this woman's life and to seven
Speaker 1: they do everything together. Keep that in mind, even when
Speaker 1: to the same college graduated at the same time. When
Speaker 1: I got engaged, she got engaged. Our fiances didn't get
Speaker 1: along so much. My man, which is her fiance the
Speaker 1: writer of this letter, would always take my bestie side
Speaker 1: when she was having an issue with a fiance. Now,
Speaker 1: a few weeks after everybody got engaged, my man told
Speaker 1: me that my bestie's man was cheating on her. I
Speaker 1: was shocking hurt when I saw the video of her
Speaker 1: fiance asleep naked over his side chick's house. I'm confused,
Speaker 1: Where did your man get this video from? Because they
Speaker 1: don't get along, the two fiances don't get along, and
Speaker 1: the two fiances don't like each other. He always sided
Speaker 1: with the girl. Where did he get the video? Because
Speaker 1: if I don't like a dude and we ain't cool,
Speaker 1: why would I show him a video or me asleep
Speaker 1: over another chick's house? What purpose did that, sir? Unless
Speaker 1: your man was there and took the video. You hit him?
Speaker 1: Crickets don't know? Did you hear them? Crickets? Just now
Speaker 1: I got you thinking, ain't I My man and I
Speaker 1: decided not to tell her anything. But then my man
Speaker 1: got really upset with the dude and went and told
Speaker 1: my bestie about the cheating. Like Shirley said, what man
Speaker 1: do that? What man does that? She was so devastated
Speaker 1: she stayed with us for two weeks and called off
Speaker 1: her engagement. So now that we're married, now y'all married.
Speaker 1: Now she's part of our family. She travels with my
Speaker 1: husband and I husband and I, she comes for weekly
Speaker 1: movie nights in our house. Okay, she's dating again, which
Speaker 1: means that she ain't got no problem meeting men. But
Speaker 1: check this out. And when she meets me, and she
Speaker 1: bringed them to meet us so we could pass judgment
Speaker 1: on him. So it don't take this chick long to
Speaker 1: meet me in because she ain't got no problem meeting men.
Speaker 1: So I'm assuming that your girl is attractive, and I
Speaker 1: think your girl is attractive to your husband, so attractive
Speaker 1: that he wants hurt around everywhere. So now y'all traveling together,
Speaker 1: y'all doing movie nights at the house. I've been noticing
Speaker 1: later that my husband is more opinionated than usual, and
Speaker 1: none of the guys have been good enough for my bestie.
Speaker 1: That's a red flag for me. I had a lady
Speaker 1: on my talk show one time said women should stop
Speaker 1: collecting red flags. It's a red flag for a reason.
Speaker 1: Stop collecting them. But you didn't put this one in
Speaker 1: the back seat of a car. So I jokingly asked him.
Speaker 1: I joke, you know, would you like to clone yourself
Speaker 1: so your bestie could be with a man just like him?
Speaker 1: He got irritated with me, so I've been wondering if
Speaker 1: something is going on with him and my bestie. As
Speaker 1: a test, I told him that we're going on our
Speaker 1: anniversary trip alone. He said it'd be weird to leave
Speaker 1: your best die out. I asked him if we were
Speaker 1: in a three way love affair. He laughed it off
Speaker 1: and said no, but he does really care about her feelings.
Speaker 1: What's going on here? Okay, okay, okay, you're ready. You're ready.
Speaker 1: What you think going on? Because that's what you wrote
Speaker 1: the letter? Folk usually what women thinking. Field is the deal.
Speaker 1: I've said that now. The fact that this whole letter
Speaker 1: took you this long to write, and then your last
Speaker 1: question is what's going on here? It's really amazing to me.
Speaker 1: Now when he said, when you told him, y'all was
Speaker 1: going on y'all anniversary trip alone, and he said it'd
Speaker 1: be weird to leave my best die out. Ask him
Speaker 1: if we are in the three way love affair? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what. Yeah, that's that's what you're here. That's what
Speaker 1: you're in. But you know you gotta be careful what
Speaker 1: you say and let come out your mouth. You did
Speaker 1: say y'all do everything together, didn't Ain't that what you said.
Speaker 1: Didn't y'all invite this third party into y'all's life and home.
Speaker 1: Don't she go on all the trips with y'all and
Speaker 1: she eager to go. She don't never say, girl, nigga,
Speaker 1: y'all do y'all, y'all need some blue time. I ain't
Speaker 1: even go out there and be no third wheel because
Speaker 1: that's what most people say. Girl. Let me sitting up
Speaker 1: having no dinner with y'all and everything, and I'm the
Speaker 1: only one. I ain't got no man. Well, she ain't
Speaker 1: saying that because she got a man. Yeah, because when
Speaker 1: he goes on there to get the coffee, where do
Speaker 1: you think he stopped? When he go to the gym
Speaker 1: and the spot on the trip? Well, who you think
Speaker 1: at the gym and the spa? His gym work getting
Speaker 1: done in that other room. Let me ask you another question.
Speaker 1: You ever noticed that the two of y'all ain't ever
Speaker 1: alone together. I'm talking about you, your girlfriend. You ever
Speaker 1: noticed that? Oh? Wow? Huh? Have you? Have you picked
Speaker 1: that game? When y'all go on the trips, it ain't
Speaker 1: ever you and your girl going down for coffee and
Speaker 1: te He always going somewhere by himself. But you don't
Speaker 1: see how she don't come girls, says he going to
Speaker 1: the gym. I'm gonna come on up now. Caught the
Speaker 1: gym work getting done in her room? Push up, push ups,
Speaker 1: sit ups, pull ups, jumping Jack's mountain climbers. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know a lot of cardio, Yeah, a lot of cardio.
Speaker 1: Knee big big Doova's a lot of downward dogs. We're
Speaker 1: doing yoga. Leave us your comments on today Strawberry Letter
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Speaker 1: You know what it is, Junior in Sports Talk right
Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show all Right, here we go,
Speaker 1: it is time for sports Talk with Junior. What you
Speaker 1: got Junior pimpant Pippin's playoff weekend. Wait a minute, Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, what's up, Junior? What's had the pipping this? Man? Man,
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to count this, but go
Speaker 1: ahead ask me anyway. I'm going, oh, the first of
Speaker 1: all pipping? Who your favorite? For the Super Bowl? Run?
Speaker 1: Who your favorite? Man? I can't even count it, you know, Man,
Speaker 1: I was so hyped up about the Cleveland Brown they
Speaker 1: had any thinking we were going in and play on
Speaker 1: bagging team A Man, I'm so tiny, Man, I don't
Speaker 1: want to do man, So I don't really know. Man,
Speaker 1: who's gonna win that Super Bowl? I don't know. Man.
Speaker 1: It's kind of crazy though, because what's that team that's
Speaker 1: that's ball and that's got everybody top of the bagels.
Speaker 1: You ain't gonna be the bank he now, nobody saying
Speaker 1: nothing about No damn Bengo. Man, I'm gonna Cleveland. I'm
Speaker 1: about since nanny phone. Go ahead, and what you want
Speaker 1: to ask? Yeah, let's see what you gonna picked on.
Speaker 1: Let's see how we go to these games. Come on,
Speaker 1: let's go. Let's what you got Raiders versus the Bengals.
Speaker 1: Who you're going with? Oh? Man, you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have to go with the Raiders, man,
Speaker 1: because you know Joe Burrows is playing, man. But I
Speaker 1: just think you know, they ain't ready yet. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm hoping for anyway, because my boys living Cincinnati, they
Speaker 1: win out. Yeah, I had to hit his man. Come on, Raiders,
Speaker 1: here we go. Oh, it's gonna be a good game here.
Speaker 1: It's probably one of the most anticipated the Patriots versus
Speaker 1: the Bill Where are they playing. They're playing in Buffalo.
Speaker 1: They fending get their hand in Buffalo because then Buffalo fans,
Speaker 1: the Buffalo mafia, they're crazy. Man. I'm gonna go with
Speaker 1: the Bills on this anyway. That's what I'm pulling. Fod Y. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm killing about no Belichick. He don't pay no bills
Speaker 1: up in my house. I'm going against Belichick. Hell, he
Speaker 1: went against Tom Brady. Tom Brady want the Super Bowl
Speaker 1: without his Hell, what the hell I needed for? He
Speaker 1: never done nothing for me. Eagles versus bucking this man.
Speaker 1: This is a sad day for me, man, because I'm
Speaker 1: show pulling for Jalen Hurts and them Eagles. Man, my
Speaker 1: Fred brother in the Corona back, I'm show pulling for me.
Speaker 1: Ain't win. Hell, they being dumb Brady though, Oh wow,
Speaker 1: forty nineers versus the cowboys. Pippot, man, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out on the limb and just surprise everybody, uh,
Speaker 1: and pick the cow boys. Man, I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: pick the cowboys, but I would not be surprised. And
Speaker 1: I know if they lose to the forty nine ers,
Speaker 1: they cannot watch first take. That's for them. Steves gonna
Speaker 1: hell Sigga, who Steves versus the Chiefs? Chief says back.
Speaker 1: Last pick, Pippot, Cardinals versus the Ramps. Oh Cardinals man,
Speaker 1: Colin Mary, all the wait, pimp it is playoff picks
Speaker 1: pim there he go. All right, you and your pimping.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Coming up at the top of the hour,
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Speaker 1: Not mad at thou. One Commandments that should have been
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Speaker 1: I get write an actual commandment he supposed to stay
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Speaker 1: you rather right after this? You're listening to show time
Speaker 1: now for would you rather let's get right into it.
Speaker 1: Would you rather eat three containers of vanilla icing or
Speaker 1: three bags of barbecue pork rhymes? Pork run? All that ice?
Speaker 1: Just gonna say ice cream, ice cream. I but I'm
Speaker 1: not eating. I'm gonna do the pork rind to ride
Speaker 1: it on that. How many? How much pork run? Three bags?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's high blood pressure. When you get through
Speaker 1: you what one you want? Diabetes? A high bloodressure? You
Speaker 1: want sugar? Which you want? The pork rhymes for nephew,
Speaker 1: I might have to go just icing. I can't. I'm
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Speaker 1: Just tell me you know what? You know what three
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Speaker 1: have sex in a hotel swimming pool and a hotel
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Speaker 1: swim oh because of a space. Yeah, I don't mind
Speaker 1: being I know, I like, I know, I'm good. I
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Speaker 1: What was that confession? I don't know you've been at
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Speaker 1: share something with you? Man? I want to remind people
Speaker 1: as we get off into twenty twenty two. Uh, taking
Speaker 1: inventor story of the people that's surrounding you. That's very important.
Speaker 1: Some people cannot figure out why they just can't move
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Speaker 1: we're stagnant, and we can't figure out why we're stagnant. Well,
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Speaker 1: the outcomes. You have to change the input, and a
Speaker 1: big part of your input are the people that you
Speaker 1: associate yourself with. You gotta get rid of some people. Now,
Speaker 1: listen to me all that. Hey, listen, you know we
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Speaker 1: always meant to progress you. You got to keep it real, No,
Speaker 1: you don't. You got to keep it moving. You've got
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Speaker 1: said the people that's remind that's trying to keep you
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Speaker 1: how many times along the way I was going, hell, man,
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Speaker 1: I come from. I just didn't take you with me.
Speaker 1: That's all it was. I just didn't take you, but
Speaker 1: didn't take you. Don't mean that I forgot why I
Speaker 1: come or because I don't give everybody on my block
Speaker 1: a job. Don't mean I've changed. You're not qualified. Come on, man,
Speaker 1: y'all got to get with it and understand what's going
Speaker 1: on here. You have to get rid of some people
Speaker 1: that don't make you a bad person. But I've told
Speaker 1: you home how many times on this show did everybody
Speaker 1: come with you? Can't go with you, But you better
Speaker 1: start taking a real serious look at the people around
Speaker 1: you because that could be the reason that you're staggering
Speaker 1: and you're not moving forward. Check everybody out. Listen to me.
Speaker 1: Is there some people in your life that's not calling
Speaker 1: you with good news, praying for you, wishing you where
Speaker 1: always cheering you on? Let me ask you something if
Speaker 1: you don't have that person, what do you need with
Speaker 1: the other person? Hey man, I wasn't gonna say nothing, man,
Speaker 1: But you know, man, I heard them talking about you. Man.
Speaker 1: You read this on the internet. They said this, Hey man,
Speaker 1: let me ask you something, man, How you holding you all? Right? Man?
Speaker 1: There's so many people man, be talking about you. What
Speaker 1: that person right there? You don't need that person. You
Speaker 1: don't need that person that every time the phone rang
Speaker 1: something wrong and guess what, we all got them. You
Speaker 1: don't need that person where every time the phone rang
Speaker 1: they need something from you and never have nothing to
Speaker 1: offer to you. But they put that guilt trip on
Speaker 1: you like you always got yourself together? You know? Man?
Speaker 1: If I could be more like you, well you're not.
Speaker 1: You're not. And the reason you're more like me is
Speaker 1: because you don't want to work for it. You're sitting
Speaker 1: around with a sense of entitlement and you're looking at
Speaker 1: me and your favorite, the favorite line I get it
Speaker 1: is I know you got it. That's the number one
Speaker 1: line I get from people. I know you got it? Man,
Speaker 1: saw y'all? Man, do you know man that I got
Speaker 1: a call recently? Man? Congratulations? Man? Heard about the new show?
Speaker 1: Whoa you just be doing it? Hey, let me ask
Speaker 1: you something. You think you could let me hold? Come on? Man? Really? Really?
Speaker 1: Hey man? Hey man, you think you can let me hold?
Speaker 1: Hold on? Man? What happened to the congratulations on the
Speaker 1: new show? Man? I'm happy for you, man, Just want
Speaker 1: you to know me and the wife praying for you.
Speaker 1: Good good work, man, click hang up? That would have
Speaker 1: been good, but all no a man, congratulations? Hey man,
Speaker 1: you think you can let me hold after you told
Speaker 1: me I'm successful, I'm telling you Man. As soon as
Speaker 1: he hung up, I don't know what made me not
Speaker 1: block him before, but he helped me understand because in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two, I'm not taking those people with me
Speaker 1: because the people right there, man, they just hold you back.
Speaker 1: Taking an inventory. Go through your phone and take an inventory.
Speaker 1: People that's calling you with good news, praising you, praying
Speaker 1: for you, cheering for you. Keep them in your phone,
Speaker 1: all them sometimeing people and then people with that bad news.
Speaker 1: Block them, removed them, and move on with your life.
Speaker 1: Taking inventory of who you are associated with, because we
Speaker 1: remember association Frank's one participation, get rid of them. Those
Speaker 1: are my closing remarks. For those of you that didn't
Speaker 1: like my closing remarks, it's because you're one of the
Speaker 1: people that need to be out of somebody's life, and
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