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Speaker 1: been walking this earth. Man, I'm cool, But spiritually I'm
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Speaker 1: peace and a calmness. You know, it used to be, man,
Speaker 1: I used to fight so hard against people who attack. Now, man,
Speaker 1: it ain't. It ain't as serious to me because now
Speaker 1: I have a full understanding that if I come under attack,
Speaker 1: that God is with me, because that's a promise he made.
Speaker 1: That's Isaiah fifty four seventeen. That's that's that's. Any weapon
Speaker 1: formed to gainst you, any weapon form to get issue,
Speaker 1: shall not prosper. You can't. You can't come and get me.
Speaker 1: I'm not here for you to take down because you
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Speaker 1: It's the only way I can maintain at this level,
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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, If you do that, if you
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Speaker 1: just try to get an understand and ask him to
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Speaker 1: I'm telling you that's real. Okay, you're listening to ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, it is here. Steve Harvey Morning Show welcome
Speaker 1: to twenty twenty two. Y'all. You know what I decided
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty two, And I made an announcement with
Speaker 1: some employees the other day too. I say to her,
Speaker 1: listen to me. If you keep on with this negativity,
Speaker 1: you're not going with me into twenty twenty two. If
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Speaker 1: is the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Charley Strawberry, Colin Farrell, Mississippi, Monica,
Speaker 1: that damn Junior Jay, Anthony Brown and nephew Tommy we's
Speaker 1: all Hill. Welcome to the ride, Junior Whuard. Yeah, let
Speaker 1: me let me ask you something. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you notice, but you ain't heard this new. But we're
Speaker 1: back out on tour. I'm talking about talking about Jodson.
Speaker 1: We're back. The group is back together. We're going back
Speaker 1: on the road. Up is us, Charlie Wilson new addition.
Speaker 1: We just started our first few shows. I'm going back out.
Speaker 1: I'm willing shut up, Tommy, I'm in the group now.
Speaker 1: We just need to make sure we make it to
Speaker 1: the end of the tool. Okay, first, let me say
Speaker 1: this here. Y'all too are not gonna do to h
Speaker 1: tie tool. I'm just gonna tell you that right now.
Speaker 1: Jodicee is not gonna do the entire to it. I'm
Speaker 1: tell you right now, your audition and Charlie Wilson is
Speaker 1: a bunch of professionals. They're gonna finish them, Jodac. It's
Speaker 1: no way in hell gonna finish this damn tour. Not
Speaker 1: nine how many dates they got, Oh we got, we got,
Speaker 1: we got twenty five, twenty five. You think jodice can't
Speaker 1: do something twenty five times in a row. No way
Speaker 1: to give them a chance. Dog comes. No, no, no, no, Timmy,
Speaker 1: No Falk show, Foal shows, and it's gonna start unraveling.
Speaker 1: I believe I give him sixty. I give him sixty
Speaker 1: for somebody. No, no, no. The only reason, Jay, the
Speaker 1: only reason they're gonna give them six is because they're
Speaker 1: gonna be then paid them that deposit and see Jodaicy
Speaker 1: guys had their money. Now I'm just telling right full shows.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right here, by show full Charlie
Speaker 1: Wilson and New Edition will be having secret meetings. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you that right now. By the full show, Charlotte
Speaker 1: Wilson and New Edition will be holding secret meet and
Speaker 1: all the joys money is gone, all of it. It's
Speaker 1: all gone but being spent. All right, coming up a
Speaker 1: duney two minutes after the hour, the nephew will be
Speaker 1: here to run that frank back right after this. You're
Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it
Speaker 1: is time to run that prank back with the nephew.
Speaker 1: What you got a wedding with Butcher, Yeah, a wedding. Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to uh, I'm trying to reach Alan. Hey,
Speaker 1: y'all how you doing this butcher man? But yeah, you was.
Speaker 1: You was at the cookout the other day with the family.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm Christian's cousin. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all
Speaker 1: was that you was at the cookout the other day.
Speaker 1: I wanted to reach out to y'all know the windings
Speaker 1: in the next two weeks, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you you ready for that? Yeah? Okay, Well, hey man,
Speaker 1: I got a little bit of a problem that you
Speaker 1: know that we kind of wanted to call you about,
Speaker 1: you know, because the family got together and had a
Speaker 1: little meeting, like and what the deal is is this hill?
Speaker 1: I know, I know you're excited to want to marry
Speaker 1: my cousin and she kind of excited too about the
Speaker 1: old thing. But you know, like the family members, we
Speaker 1: got together and decided that uh for right now, I
Speaker 1: mean right now we've fend the like we've been to
Speaker 1: call the wed no offer right now? What you talk
Speaker 1: what you're talking about calling the wind off? Let's see,
Speaker 1: you know, everybody, thank you cool and I and uh,
Speaker 1: you know, we're real real passionate man about you know,
Speaker 1: people marrying into our family or whatever, like you know,
Speaker 1: the gathering of the day. You know that was a
Speaker 1: potluck thing. Everybody brains something right old on. Christy ain't
Speaker 1: never told mething like that about what about something about
Speaker 1: not getting no married? Okay, we'll see right here, Like
Speaker 1: I say, this is what the family doesn't decided on.
Speaker 1: What the family decided on. Okay, you see this one.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you. See we're real close knit
Speaker 1: family and it's like this here see forever. All let
Speaker 1: me get you to understand this here you're talking to Butcher,
Speaker 1: right nah, all right, here's a deal. You know, we
Speaker 1: didn't decide that the weird name in the album in
Speaker 1: two weeks until like when we had we had the
Speaker 1: potluck barbecue. Everybody brain something? Why you ain't brain what
Speaker 1: you're talking about? I'm paying for Oh oh oh, that's
Speaker 1: what you've been to throw up in our face that
Speaker 1: you're paying for the wed Hell yeah, because I was
Speaker 1: supposed to bring. Hey man, everybody brains someone. We are
Speaker 1: a pot Look, you know, everybody brains something contribute to
Speaker 1: the function or the event that's going on, you know,
Speaker 1: And for you to walk up in there and I
Speaker 1: have none, then let us know what kind of person
Speaker 1: you're gonna be in the family. We can't hand it.
Speaker 1: Who is this again? This butcher right here? I don't
Speaker 1: know no butcher. Look, I came to the family gathering picnic.
Speaker 1: I came there, showed up, loving on all y'all, telling
Speaker 1: y'all great this was gonna be. And now you're telling
Speaker 1: me I can't married Christian? Is that what telling me? Amen?
Speaker 1: The family that already voted to win the family boat dog,
Speaker 1: that's it. I ain't marrying the family, you man. You've
Speaker 1: married my cousin, Christian, that's what you're trying to do.
Speaker 1: And then you ain't been the man. Huh. Look let
Speaker 1: me calling up to my job talking like this. I'm
Speaker 1: already on hot from the day with some boots, my
Speaker 1: supervis of them pulls. Do not come calling me with
Speaker 1: no boat. Hey, man, let me tell you this here
Speaker 1: until we can decide that you good for Christian, until
Speaker 1: we can decide that you know you can handle being
Speaker 1: married to her, and come correc as a family member.
Speaker 1: And if you're gonna come to potlucks, then you bring
Speaker 1: a pot. You ain't braining nothing. I ain't gotta fear,
Speaker 1: ain't nothing. I'm paying for this wedding. I don't get
Speaker 1: what'tch you up there? All that money? I don't drop
Speaker 1: for this. How about two bottles of wine to it
Speaker 1: you when you I ain't seen no wine. I don't
Speaker 1: care if you got that wine or not. I saw
Speaker 1: her mamma drinking it. Okay, well, I ain't getting no wine.
Speaker 1: I don't remember nobody bringing no wine. See, butching only
Speaker 1: see anything that go on. I got class. I don't
Speaker 1: know what he's talking about, butchee whatever I brought the wine,
Speaker 1: my mama was drinking it. And I ain't playing that
Speaker 1: this wedding going down. I don't spend over twenty three
Speaker 1: thousand dollars on that. Hey man, I hadn't already told
Speaker 1: you that the family didn't voted on that the wind name.
Speaker 1: I don't give up what the family voted on. How
Speaker 1: don't paid for this? I ain't heard nothing from Christians
Speaker 1: about this. Christian might not know what we didn't voted on.
Speaker 1: We've made the seasons sometimes for everybody. You understand that
Speaker 1: don't include me. We'll let Christian know that we've been
Speaker 1: to stop the wed Well, I'm just calling to let
Speaker 1: you know before I didn't tell her what's up? To
Speaker 1: tell me? Christin don't even know nas we ain't tonal
Speaker 1: hood and we don't agree with you yet, and then
Speaker 1: we're gonna stop the win. We ain't told of it. Man,
Speaker 1: get out of here. I don't paid all this money
Speaker 1: for this. Man, ya ain't stopping. Hey man, I haven't
Speaker 1: already told you what we're doing, all right, I'm nothing
Speaker 1: to continue to go back and forth, which you better
Speaker 1: go off my all raiding your voice at me. I
Speaker 1: don't wanna hell you. I'll tell you what. Let me
Speaker 1: say this to you. I don't care if I got
Speaker 1: to bust up in that church and stop this wedding
Speaker 1: because you don't win against what we just said. Whatever
Speaker 1: I got to do, I don't know who you with.
Speaker 1: I wish ya wola try to stop this wedding. Look
Speaker 1: we can handle it right now. I can get off
Speaker 1: of work. I'm already going through some books and I'm
Speaker 1: already on fire. I will come there and bust yo
Speaker 1: right now. I don't you know what see see see
Speaker 1: see what she was going with Nigel. See Nigel ain
Speaker 1: act like this? Oh what what? I don't know. You
Speaker 1: didn't bring that me and that doesn't already don't even
Speaker 1: bring that came up in me heymen, hey man, I'm
Speaker 1: just keeping it real with you. Nigel Ain act like
Speaker 1: this hill that we gotta have words. And if that
Speaker 1: don't want to come and bust up up in that too,
Speaker 1: he get dealt with up like that. Man. All I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to say is a whome family, a hunt
Speaker 1: of yalla. I don't want to hear nothing about it
Speaker 1: no more. Tell me where to be and we can
Speaker 1: deal with this right now. I'm just letting you know
Speaker 1: the family then't voted. The family and already voting. Now
Speaker 1: what we will do we'll push the wind back and
Speaker 1: then give us time to reevaluate you. We evaluate me.
Speaker 1: I don't even know evaluate you from y'all. And he
Speaker 1: and Christy get married, how do I put some money
Speaker 1: on it? All I know is the wedding ain't happening.
Speaker 1: That the wedding is happening now. I thought I'm pain falling.
Speaker 1: He's got some bulls. You the family, we're gonna get
Speaker 1: married in two and a half weeks and shot, if
Speaker 1: y'all don't come in, if y'all come up in that,
Speaker 1: y'all don't get dealt with it straight. And I'm drinking
Speaker 1: that I'm trying to say hello, Amen, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: tell you man right now, the family don't want you
Speaker 1: in the family right now. I don't give about y'all.
Speaker 1: I ain't in love with y'all. I'm here and Christy
Speaker 1: I can give a if I see y'all ever again. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this Hill. The family voted on
Speaker 1: one more thing. You need to go on. Know that
Speaker 1: while we at it. This ain't no damn democracy. We
Speaker 1: getting married between huh and I and if y'all don't
Speaker 1: want to be there, jump off and the din. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's one more thing. We didn't vote it on. What
Speaker 1: the hell if you don't vote it on? We voted
Speaker 1: on this. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Horby
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Christians and Todd family got me the prank phone.
Speaker 1: Call you, yosse, I'm still want to come to the
Speaker 1: wed you Tommy. I don't put all that money out
Speaker 1: like that. I was like, no, Sun, I got one
Speaker 1: more thing. I got to ask you, dog, what is
Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
Speaker 1: show in the lane Steve Harry Morning Show. Baby? All right,
Speaker 1: thank you coming up next? Clo asked the cello Chief
Speaker 1: Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building. Right after this,
Speaker 1: you're listening morning show coming up at the top of
Speaker 1: the hour. We'll have today's entertainment news and some birthday
Speaker 1: shoutouts as well. But right now it is time to
Speaker 1: get some love advice from the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Dana in Fort Lauderdale says, I'm a
Speaker 1: recent college graduate and I went to school on a
Speaker 1: basketball scholarship. My mother's oldest brother used to be an athlete,
Speaker 1: an alternative alternate CARLM. Globetrotter. Alternate CARLM. Globetrotter. Years ago
Speaker 1: Christmas Day, he bet one hundred dollars on a dunking contest.
Speaker 1: He's seventy one now, so I get tired of his challenges. Well,
Speaker 1: he came down wrong and broke his ankle. My family said,
Speaker 1: it's my fault for agreeing to the bet. Is it
Speaker 1: my fault? No, here's oas seven alter. He wouldn't even
Speaker 1: more globetrotter. He was alter. You didn't even get to
Speaker 1: see him. He wouldn't met a lock or no damn
Speaker 1: body you know he was. No, he wasn't nobody he
Speaker 1: was alternate. Now he challenged you. You got tired of it.
Speaker 1: He came down wrong and broke his ankle. His old
Speaker 1: ass no better. Once again, here we go. Now, let
Speaker 1: me ask y'all. The question were just based on this
Speaker 1: recent things with Antonio Brown when your uncle said he
Speaker 1: had challenged you to duncan. Let me ask y'all, solf
Speaker 1: was that mental illness? No all? Was that stupidity. Let's
Speaker 1: stop letting these people had these loopholes. Everybody jumping through
Speaker 1: the loophole now of mental illness. Mental illness is real
Speaker 1: and it exists, but everybody can't use that. Your old
Speaker 1: ass jumped up there and cracked your ankle was not
Speaker 1: from a mental illness, the alternate. That's right. Moving on, okay, Jama,
Speaker 1: we don't know if you could dunk in the first place.
Speaker 1: We're moving on. We're moving on. Jamica and Newark says.
Speaker 1: My husband and I have been married for twenty two years,
Speaker 1: and we separated six years ago but never got divorced.
Speaker 1: We still lived together, and in twenty twenty one he
Speaker 1: moved into the guest room and his girlfriend started sleeping
Speaker 1: over at our house. I can hear them constantly having
Speaker 1: sex and I've asked him repeatedly for a divorce so
Speaker 1: I can move out half of the house's mind, So
Speaker 1: what should I don't see six years and you haven't
Speaker 1: gotten a divorce, right that c You don't understand half
Speaker 1: the house is yours. Nothing Listen to me. Once he
Speaker 1: brings another woman into that house, man's over there having
Speaker 1: sexual activity. You now have new evidence that your husband
Speaker 1: is the reason you've been wanting a divorce. You're gonna
Speaker 1: get God, you need to go down there and apply
Speaker 1: and tell you that this is mental anguish, that you
Speaker 1: can't take this no more. He's bringing women to the
Speaker 1: guest house. What you're tripping for? See, y'all didn't get
Speaker 1: divorced because y'all thought y'all was gonna work it out. Well,
Speaker 1: now you see what he hadn't worked on, didn't you.
Speaker 1: You're over in the guest house working out in and out.
Speaker 1: Brothers gonna listening. Yeah, you must like listening. That could
Speaker 1: be that too. Go here, s all right, we're moving
Speaker 1: on again. Freeda and Youngstown says, I'm a thirty eight
Speaker 1: year old single woman and I'm in a relationship with
Speaker 1: a couple that pays me to travel with them. The
Speaker 1: rule is that we don't hook up in our hometown,
Speaker 1: only on trips. The husband has been sweating me to
Speaker 1: meet him at a local hotel and I need the
Speaker 1: extra money. Would I be lowdown to meet up with him? No? No,
Speaker 1: you don't understand. You already low down. You've been invited
Speaker 1: into Yeah, and you already low down. You've been invited
Speaker 1: to a marriage, you accepted it, and you're taking paper.
Speaker 1: You a prostitute, you understand, No, your prostitute. That's what
Speaker 1: you are. You sell your sexual favors for money. That's prostitution.
Speaker 1: Now he wants you to do extra prostitution. And you
Speaker 1: want to know if you would be low if you
Speaker 1: got low up? You a prostitute? Well what what? What?
Speaker 1: I guess the lower level of that would be if
Speaker 1: you just hooked up we didn't and didn't get no money.
Speaker 1: I guess that's the lower level. Yeah, we need answer
Speaker 1: to ethics. See, I don't know what you want us
Speaker 1: to say. You're involved in prostitution. That's what you're doing.
Speaker 1: And you want us to tell you should you go
Speaker 1: deeper into the prostitution. You're in the profession. And so
Speaker 1: now he wants you to come meet that at the hotel?
Speaker 1: Why man you over there anyway when y're out of town?
Speaker 1: What is these agreements y'all keep having that ain't legal?
Speaker 1: What's all the legal ass non binding agreements y'all keep making.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want to cross that line. She just wants
Speaker 1: to cross the line and goes or lower you over
Speaker 1: the line? You under the table, You understand. Listen to me.
Speaker 1: You in the mud? How much mud you here? Don't matter?
Speaker 1: You in the mud. Let me tell you something. If
Speaker 1: you step in the puddling the mud and just cover
Speaker 1: your shoes all you step in the pudding the mud,
Speaker 1: and he go waste deep when you walk out the mud,
Speaker 1: don't you still track up the house? Yes, and don't
Speaker 1: nobody go. Don't nobody go? Who'll track his house out
Speaker 1: with all his mud up to They pays? All right?
Speaker 1: Point made? Moving on, Richie and the DMV says, I
Speaker 1: have been married for eight Yeah, Ritchie, I've been married
Speaker 1: for eight years and my wife cheated on me with
Speaker 1: her ex husband. I spoke with her ex husband and
Speaker 1: my wife and I went to counseling. I was out
Speaker 1: of the home for a few months, and I just
Speaker 1: moved back in My wife recently found out that her
Speaker 1: ex blocked her calls and her social media accounts, and
Speaker 1: she was very angry. Is this a sound? Is this
Speaker 1: a sign that I'm wasting my time? No, we'll back up,
Speaker 1: sick up. This is a sign that you're wasting your time.
Speaker 1: You lost me when you said I spoke with him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not this to waste the time. To me, she cheated
Speaker 1: with her ex husband. I spoke with him, spoke. Black
Speaker 1: people don't spoke. Black people don't spoke. Spoke. The hell
Speaker 1: is you're talking about s p old king. You spoke
Speaker 1: to him, but you stupid we high back. Don't ask
Speaker 1: me for no damn advice by her being mad because
Speaker 1: he blocked up. Man, you you would meet two different dudes.
Speaker 1: We're not going to counsel. I'm married to you. You're
Speaker 1: gonna sleep with your ex husb See, then call your
Speaker 1: ass over there to him and see if you can
Speaker 1: get the same thing you getting over here. But when
Speaker 1: I see him, uh huh, spoke will not be the
Speaker 1: description of what happened. I spoke, All right, cello, coming
Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This month
Speaker 1: of January is a big month of celebrations for us
Speaker 1: here on this show. In addition to the annual national
Speaker 1: holiday in celebration of doctor Martin Luther King Junior's birthday,
Speaker 1: we have a lot of birthdays to celebrate this month.
Speaker 1: This Sunday, January ninth, it's my husband Nesto's birthday, so
Speaker 1: it is it is right now. It's also our wedding anniversary.
Speaker 1: You don't know how many did did you just count
Speaker 1: on your face? Right? Key? Okay? Wow, it's so happy anniversary.
Speaker 1: How many years, right, Carlo? Seven years? How many years?
Speaker 1: Asked me? Because I walked you down the aisle? Yeah
Speaker 1: it was seven right, seven years ago? Seven? Okay, sure,
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's seven right? Seven right? Is that what
Speaker 1: you just said? Right? Carlo? Though, like I'm in the man,
Speaker 1: I was there at the wedding. Jemmy, you gotta you
Speaker 1: gotta say happy birthday. As we move on to your
Speaker 1: beautiful wife, Jackie, Jackie Miles, baby Lemonade. Sunday, January ninth,
Speaker 1: that's my baby. It's her birthday. Got a got a
Speaker 1: brunch for birthday brunch, and lord, I still gotta found
Speaker 1: a present. You know this this this close to right
Speaker 1: after Christmas, by being right after Christmas January babies, don't
Speaker 1: play that, Tommy. I'm gonna I'm gonna cook. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: cook a big birthday. That's not cook. You're gonna cook
Speaker 1: birthday dinner for it. No, I'm gonna buy something. You're
Speaker 1: gonna hook to get a whole damn thing. They ain't
Speaker 1: weary about it. Man, rearly you cook. It is not
Speaker 1: a present. That's not a present. I'm sorry, I think
Speaker 1: it is. I beg to differ, all right, Stephen. Marjorie's
Speaker 1: daughter Laurie. Laurie Harvey's birthday is coming up. She'll be
Speaker 1: twenty five on January thirteenth, Physics, Steve, Yeah, what's all
Speaker 1: that about, daddy, That's the damn biggest birthday of the
Speaker 1: year right now. Were having several problems about that, but
Speaker 1: that neither here nor that corner. Well, our baby on
Speaker 1: the show Tasha turns fourteen, Yeah January baby, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: well I wish I could be fourteen again. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: know what you know now though, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: he is same height and at times the same mental capacity,
Speaker 1: and of course the big birthday today, Steven Tasha our
Speaker 1: birthday twins, Steve Harvey's birthday. This is a big one.
Speaker 1: Steve Right, your birthday is January seventeenth as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: your seventeen is my birthday. It's also the same day
Speaker 1: that they're celebrating Martin Luther King's national holiday, which I
Speaker 1: appreciate that, but I do want to say ahead of time.
Speaker 1: I always take my birthday off, as do all of us.
Speaker 1: I take our birthday off from work, right, Hi, in
Speaker 1: the hell? Is my birthday just happened to be on
Speaker 1: a national holiday and everybody off? What does that mean
Speaker 1: it just happened to follow on King holidays? Well, it
Speaker 1: just needs to unhappy old separate day. I'm taking my
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, eighteenth, I'll be off. That's
Speaker 1: not your birthday. Oh that's what you're working up. I
Speaker 1: don't mind share, you know, Mama Luther King was really
Speaker 1: January fifteenth. Michelle Obama's the seventeen. One of my greatest
Speaker 1: heroes in the inspiration that hangs on my wall. Muhammad
Speaker 1: Ali was the seventeen. Benjamin Franklin d Wade was the seventeen.
Speaker 1: Betty White was seventeen Capricorn. Just Capricorn dominate as the
Speaker 1: greatest zodiac sign of all time. Let's not argument about
Speaker 1: excuse me, excuse me coming. And when we go to
Speaker 1: Vegas and we sit around that roulette table, what do
Speaker 1: we do. Black seventeen he showed money on it, that
Speaker 1: money I didn't want on Black seventeen. You helped me
Speaker 1: to that one. I have lost Black seventeen. Well, he
Speaker 1: known that Black as seventeen, and it never came. I
Speaker 1: said that all day one time and never saw Black seventeen.
Speaker 1: I would walk by the roulette dealing without walking by. Man,
Speaker 1: it just cuss him. And what's crazy is I can
Speaker 1: have dollars all around seventeen dollars, not one dollars, But
Speaker 1: he got fiftiest he got. I'm stacking up. He got
Speaker 1: Black chips seventeen leitated grace. I put three hundred dollars
Speaker 1: one time on Black seventeen. It hit. Now, listen to me,
Speaker 1: A hundred dollars when your thirty five hundred, so thirty
Speaker 1: five hundred times three and that's a lot of money
Speaker 1: ten five. So when I hit, I took another hundred
Speaker 1: and stacked on their Black seventeen came back and hit again,
Speaker 1: back to back. I got fourteen fifteen thousand nine. Then
Speaker 1: I put another hundred on the Black seventeen. Hit again,
Speaker 1: not three times, I tell you, I kid you not.
Speaker 1: Do you know that I sat there stacking hundreds on
Speaker 1: that thing and Black seventeen rolled in that pocket four
Speaker 1: times in a row. That's when you're going on to
Speaker 1: the airport. Me I go, I leave my clothes in
Speaker 1: the room and everything that table, but I didn't go home.
Speaker 1: Happy anniversary to everyone, all right? Coming up in twenty
Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll look into the mind of
Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown. Right after this you're listening, Come on, Steve,
Speaker 1: please take us into the mind of your good friend,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. In twenty twenty two, I'm going to
Speaker 1: give you a peek into the mind of a long
Speaker 1: time friend of mine, Jay Anthony Brown. I want you
Speaker 1: to know that as you enter his mind, let me
Speaker 1: give you a slight visual. There's three old men in
Speaker 1: the corner smoking weed. There's a little boy over there
Speaker 1: learning how to shoot dice from three men that's smoking weed.
Speaker 1: There's a little girl that's about nineteen. She's being taught
Speaker 1: how to make hot water corn bread, and there's two
Speaker 1: monkeys up on top of the cabinet and we don't
Speaker 1: know what the hell they're in here for ladies and gentleman,
Speaker 1: Jan Anthony Brown alright, alright, also celebrating the birthday today,
Speaker 1: My sister's birthday. She's a grand one hundred and fifteen
Speaker 1: years old. Happy birthday, says Happy birthday, one hundred fifteen,
Speaker 1: my sister. But net A cord A, Happy birthday, Love you,
Speaker 1: says one fifteen. All Right. I don't know if you've
Speaker 1: guys has done this already, but I'll have some predictions
Speaker 1: for twenty twenty two, twenty twenty two. I predict that
Speaker 1: a vegan will be sausage whipped in the meet department
Speaker 1: at a grocery shore in twenty twenty two for talking trash,
Speaker 1: I predict, I predict in twenty twenty two, Little Kim's
Speaker 1: Lips and Ass will pop and a concert in Philadelphia,
Speaker 1: and they'll be Lipp Juice and Buddy Booty Juice over
Speaker 1: every damn body. I predict, I predict, I predict DJ
Speaker 1: Young Fly and Callus Miller will leave the group because
Speaker 1: don't nobody know that other dude's name. They will leave
Speaker 1: the group on start? What what is it? What's the
Speaker 1: other guy's name? I don't know what? Whatever? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: well whatever? I predict stephen A Smith, stephen A Smith,
Speaker 1: Lebron James will start a barber shop by the name
Speaker 1: of Home. What's left barber shop? Welcome to code? What's left?
Speaker 1: Come on? Just some of my predictions for twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: And I predict last, but not least, Kanye West will
Speaker 1: become a mailman so he can go over to Kim's
Speaker 1: house every damn day. See what the hell she's up to?
Speaker 1: Jerry in your mind? Jay, you're listening to the Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. A Delta Airlines passenger was arrested and
Speaker 1: charged with assault after she allegedly hit a fellow passenger
Speaker 1: in the face spit on that passenger. And this was
Speaker 1: all following an argument. Initially there was some sort of
Speaker 1: disagreement about mass But her name is Patricia Cornwall. Patricia
Speaker 1: Cornwall's last straw when she, you know, just decided to
Speaker 1: just go off was apparently when she was told to
Speaker 1: take a seat so the flight attendant could complete their
Speaker 1: beverage service. Cornwall shouted, what am ah rosa parks? At
Speaker 1: which point a passenger pointed out fact checker, saying that
Speaker 1: you aren't black. This isn't Alabama, and this isn't a bus.
Speaker 1: I knew this was a white lady. I knew it.
Speaker 1: I knew it. You know ain't no black cornwalls. I
Speaker 1: know that though ain't no black cornure, no cornwall planning reunion.
Speaker 1: You don't hearing that, but you know, see this, this
Speaker 1: COVID got everybody this. People been under pressure and they
Speaker 1: don't react well under pressure. But what you're watching up
Speaker 1: now is pressure buster pipe. These people are reacting under pressure.
Speaker 1: They've been under pressure with COVID, they're under pressure with
Speaker 1: these restrictions, job loss all this. Man, I don't, I don't,
Speaker 1: but see what you're gonna do around me. I'm gonna help.
Speaker 1: In the words of Shannon Shop, you don't have to
Speaker 1: respect me, but I'm damn so not fitting to let
Speaker 1: you disrespect me. Hello, you you you ain't gotta respect me.
Speaker 1: That's fine, church, say a man. What I'm not fit
Speaker 1: to do is let you disrespect me. That's what we're
Speaker 1: gonna drawing in COVID. No, and the man told her,
Speaker 1: you're going to jail when we get off this plane.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite part of the story right there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: enforcement was waiting, yeah, waiting. They were waiting on the
Speaker 1: flyers flying ever again, ever again from here on. Oh hell.
Speaker 1: That's when you sit after you ask stupid on the
Speaker 1: plane and you sit down in your seat, you go,
Speaker 1: oh hell, you got to think about it. Jack, another
Speaker 1: whole hour to think about it, because they landed. She
Speaker 1: thinking about this, it makes you feel like you never
Speaker 1: know when you get on a plane, is somebody gonna
Speaker 1: get you know, at crazy? Well I heard the comedian
Speaker 1: said that the reason the people asking stupid because they're
Speaker 1: letting bus people ride the plane. Now yeah, yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: yeah so yeah, like we said, the ADULTA rep noted
Speaker 1: that law enforcement was waiting when the flight landed. And
Speaker 1: there you have it, Karen's better relax. They still when
Speaker 1: get arrested, you don't even get to go get your luggage.
Speaker 1: They don't. You're not gonna put none of that on anyway,
Speaker 1: you anyway, Yeah, we're gonna get your stuff. We're gonna
Speaker 1: we're gonna just stole your stuff. We're not taking it
Speaker 1: to jail. When you get out of jail, you cab
Speaker 1: your hands back out here and find this bad all
Speaker 1: he said, which one is Patricia? That's crazy. The spitting
Speaker 1: I can't handle man. Once you spit on mean a
Speaker 1: matter of fact, once you hit me, you're really not
Speaker 1: gonna have time to spit. You know, we fight because
Speaker 1: we hit it, and somebody's gonna whoop somebody's ass. That's
Speaker 1: all I know, somebody somebody's But you know what, Jay,
Speaker 1: I ain't never had an airplane flight fight. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? An airplane fight different. You got through that.
Speaker 1: That's a different close environment. You gotta be ready for
Speaker 1: an airplane fight. You can't swing like problem with an airport.
Speaker 1: The problem with an airplane flight fight is it's too tight,
Speaker 1: too many withness. I ain't gonna be able to get
Speaker 1: off like I want to and say all I want
Speaker 1: to say during the altercation because there's too many people
Speaker 1: something though, y'all say it's too tight. But if somebody
Speaker 1: spit on you plane, what's happened? I have a I
Speaker 1: have a phone booth ass with me that I practice, Okay,
Speaker 1: over the years, how to issue it. I've actually I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get a fight in a phone move before. So
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, ain't a whole lot of
Speaker 1: damage can get done and now, but both y'all be
Speaker 1: tired as hell though. All right, guys, Coming up next,
Speaker 1: it's the nephew with today's prank phone call. Right after this,
Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the
Speaker 1: top of the hour. Right about four minutes after, it's
Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, the subject thick thighs. Oh my,
Speaker 1: that's right, thick thighs. Oh my. We'll get into that
Speaker 1: in just a bit, because right now, let's go to
Speaker 1: the prank phone call with the nephew. Yes, Oak, Creosity,
Speaker 1: Happy New Years to me, Yes, Creosity. Best let's go. Okay, dog,
Speaker 1: come on now, ok Creosity, let me hear Hello. Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Marvin Police speaking Marvin High. I'm
Speaker 1: calling you from doctor's office. I'm actually the lab technician.
Speaker 1: Um and you you came in and I got it physical.
Speaker 1: I guess about a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: and my understanding this is for your for your occupation, correct, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you're what do you do for a living when you're
Speaker 1: a h Okay, now, I was giving you a call
Speaker 1: about I'm here looking at your records and all the
Speaker 1: testings that you actually went through. Wow, let's see have
Speaker 1: you had any have you had any activity or any
Speaker 1: problems around your naval area? Na fine, okay, saying all right, uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: everything's fine. But I mean if you haven't had any
Speaker 1: any type of nothing, no breakout or anything around your
Speaker 1: navel or whatsoever. Nah about my navel? Now everything's going straight, man, Okay,
Speaker 1: to see what's going on? Man, what's happening? Okay? Actually,
Speaker 1: you've been diagnosed with um oak triosity and oristriositi is
Speaker 1: actually a fungus that comes out of South America, and
Speaker 1: you have no activity whatsoever around your navel. Same, it's otriositis, sir.
Speaker 1: And what what that is is actually you're you if
Speaker 1: you haven't had it yet, you say you haven't had
Speaker 1: any activity. There's gonna be like a small little tree
Speaker 1: that's gonna be growing from your navel and it gets
Speaker 1: about six inches long and it probably bears about probably
Speaker 1: about twenty five to thirty leaves on it, but it's
Speaker 1: very small. You see a tree gonna be growing out
Speaker 1: my name, it's gonna be a small tree. And uh,
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen is I'm gonna have to get you
Speaker 1: to come back in probably in the next month. We're
Speaker 1: gonna need you to come in so we can check
Speaker 1: it out. But it's got to grow its fullest potential
Speaker 1: before we can actually do anything to it. No, I
Speaker 1: can't come in and on mind. I got to come
Speaker 1: in today. Man. Somebody got to so we we we
Speaker 1: can just try to resolve. Man. I'm gonna get married. Man, Well,
Speaker 1: we can't. It has to grow its fullest potential, sir.
Speaker 1: And the full term is actually like about four weeks
Speaker 1: before we can act. Man. I'm not waiting for those
Speaker 1: four weeks. Man. Somebody got to come till me something, right, Nah, Man,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna go married. Man. Have to fly to time,
Speaker 1: man and have something going out of my neighbor. Man.
Speaker 1: Y'all going crazy, man, Sir Otriosa, this is something that's
Speaker 1: very rare. We're actually getting this assignment from overseas in
Speaker 1: South America on how to treat this. Man. I don't
Speaker 1: give it down. Where is it? Man, somebody's gonna have
Speaker 1: to come give me some some help, right, Nah Man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get ready to get married. Man. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna be putting up with it. Man, somebody in this office.
Speaker 1: Main't got to come down and then do something for me. Man,
Speaker 1: And what you say, get it? If you said, I
Speaker 1: can cut it out myself. So the best I can
Speaker 1: do is probably trim it a bit, you know, and
Speaker 1: maybe knock a few leaves off. But I cannot touch
Speaker 1: the full stock at all. Man, you can cut this
Speaker 1: for the bad day. Do something, sir. If you cut
Speaker 1: it right now, you cannot, sir. If you cut it,
Speaker 1: there's a possibility of hemorrhaging, and you're gonna really create
Speaker 1: a bigger problem than what you have already. Man. Sometimes,
Speaker 1: get this pool adopt man. You didn't tell me. Ain't
Speaker 1: nobody never I've dried on in and get this poor
Speaker 1: adopt man. I'm gonna get married in two weeks. Man,
Speaker 1: we're gonna fly to Jamaican. It can't now. Somebody can
Speaker 1: do this for me. So you cannot pull it out.
Speaker 1: You're gonna create, good man, You're gonna create a bigger
Speaker 1: problem if you try to pull it out, sir. Problems
Speaker 1: already up. I'm trying to get this problem. Man, give
Speaker 1: me tell me the big hospital. Ain't now, ain't help
Speaker 1: me you want me to do that? Man, it's not
Speaker 1: something man, I poke out of my summer and you're
Speaker 1: turning me. Ain't you can do? Man, sir. Oultriositis is
Speaker 1: not something that we treat all the time. Like I said,
Speaker 1: it hails from South America, so we got I don't
Speaker 1: give a help from Great Britain. Somebody feeling for me
Speaker 1: to come down and help me, poor man, Sir. I
Speaker 1: understand what you're going through, but we have to let
Speaker 1: it grow. It's full term, which is four weeks, sir,
Speaker 1: the full root of it having to grow. Man, I ain'tweringly,
Speaker 1: oh man, I'm going to vote on right. Nah Man,
Speaker 1: y'all gonna have to do something. Man. Sure, there's nothing
Speaker 1: we can do. We can probably trim it a little bit.
Speaker 1: The trim get some training, so this man do something, Sir.
Speaker 1: There's nothing we can do at this point but sit
Speaker 1: back and wait and let it grow. It's full term, Okay.
Speaker 1: Can we get you doing the waiting? Man? Somebody helped me, right,
Speaker 1: nah man, Sir. Can we get an appointment for you
Speaker 1: in the next four to five weeks? And when we
Speaker 1: do that, now, you got to get a point for
Speaker 1: me to day. I'm gonna give manner man, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: fly to Jamaica. Now, I can't have them chicking out
Speaker 1: of me. I can't see it a port. Man, you're
Speaker 1: going embarrassing me like that man after chicking out my neighbor. Sir,
Speaker 1: I understand it, and like I said, oh, triositis is
Speaker 1: very rare, and it's it's something that we haven't treated
Speaker 1: that many times here in the States, but overseas, the
Speaker 1: message that we're getting is that we need to let
Speaker 1: it grow. It's full term. So we man, tell me,
Speaker 1: ain't nobody in the mirror's got what Man, it's oak triositis, sir,
Speaker 1: So I can get it. Don't nobody else, Sir. I
Speaker 1: could not believe that you were coming up with autriositis
Speaker 1: here in the States. It's it's something very rarely seen here.
Speaker 1: There's been two people in the past has been diagnosed
Speaker 1: with this and they actually passed away. So now you
Speaker 1: tell them dive and you're gonna chip me three weeks man,
Speaker 1: I'm coming down another day. Man, somebody could do something
Speaker 1: for me. Sir. There's nothing that we can do today
Speaker 1: until four to five weeks or I gotta go get married.
Speaker 1: I'm fine to Jamaica, man, I said. Man I'm hearing
Speaker 1: what you're saying, but I can't do anything if you
Speaker 1: don't see the tree already coming out of the navel. Yet,
Speaker 1: somebody got to do something. Mind Now, I'm saying what
Speaker 1: you want me to do. Man, I don't know what
Speaker 1: I want you to do, sir, But I have one
Speaker 1: more thing I can tell you. Say, Man, are you listening.
Speaker 1: I'm listening to you. Man, This is nephew Timmy from
Speaker 1: the Steve Hoppin Morning Show. You just got pranked by
Speaker 1: your boy earl. Man. You gotta be kids. Damn, I'm
Speaker 1: out my wig. Man, you too, nips you tomming man, Man,
Speaker 1: y'all he'll be going crazy here. Man, I'm looking at
Speaker 1: all of my damn neighbor things. The truth, Fella, go
Speaker 1: out this man, I'm gona have Man. No, you ain't
Speaker 1: on that right now. Man, I'm already never gonna get
Speaker 1: married in two weeks. Man a Man, I got one
Speaker 1: more thing to ask you, Marvin, Man, what is the
Speaker 1: baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land,
Speaker 1: Steve Harvard Morning Show. If you're listening, your asses out
Speaker 1: the wid Yeah, you out of that? Love him? Thank you? So?
Speaker 1: Why did your baker? Okay, come down as I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna do something now? Is you listening to me until
Speaker 1: we see it? Come out of the neighbor before we come,
Speaker 1: before we man that somebody gotta do something. I'm coming
Speaker 1: down that a day's gotta grow. It's full potential. Maker.
Speaker 1: Is you listening to me? That was just rocking his rally? Cry?
Speaker 1: Is you're listening to me? But this was y'all. Now
Speaker 1: you're telling me I'm gonna die because only two other
Speaker 1: people had it, and I love Marvin, thank you? So
Speaker 1: I needed that. Yes, stop, it's going down the MLKA weekend.
Speaker 1: The nephew is coming to Jackson and Mississippi at Chuckle's
Speaker 1: Comedy Club January fourteenth through the sixteenth. The nephew is
Speaker 1: grabbing the microphone. I have not been in Jackson, and
Speaker 1: y'all ain't seen me. I ain't seen y'all. Come see
Speaker 1: what the fuss is all about? Yeah, get your tickets
Speaker 1: there on sale comes right now. It's January fourteenth through
Speaker 1: the sixteenth. That's Jackson. Hey Tommy, what'd you say? Come
Speaker 1: see what? Come? See what the fuss is all about? Oh? Man,
Speaker 1: I thought you said something else. I say has he
Speaker 1: lost his man? You cleared up. It ain't what you say.
Speaker 1: This is what I thought you said. You didn't say it. Okay,
Speaker 1: you cut some ere, Steve. Yeah, I don't cattle and did.
Speaker 1: Huckle's Comic Club January fourteen through the sixteen Matthew, Tommy,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna down there and see what the fuss is about.
Speaker 1: A right coming up next Strawberry Letter. Thick thighs oh
Speaker 1: my is the subject. We'll get into it right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's Tim now,
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Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter. Thank you, Nephew. Subject thick thighs oh my.
Speaker 1: Here's Stephen Shirley. I have a problem with meeting men,
Speaker 1: and when I do meet them, they can't handle a
Speaker 1: woman like me. I'm thirty four years old. I'm five
Speaker 1: to seven with a body like Cardi b It's all natural,
Speaker 1: but since women started getting their bodies done, I get
Speaker 1: lumped into that category. When I meet men, I don't
Speaker 1: feel that I should have to explain my body type,
Speaker 1: but nowadays men come right out and ask if my
Speaker 1: behind is real. One guy even asked if he could
Speaker 1: squeeze it to see for himself. Another guy had a
Speaker 1: discussion with me on how my thighs match my behind,
Speaker 1: so it must be real. I was so disgusted by this,
Speaker 1: But then I met a very nice and professional man,
Speaker 1: and he's obsessed with the lower half of my body
Speaker 1: and wants me to wear leggings when we go out
Speaker 1: on dates. I typically wear dresses in an attempt to
Speaker 1: camouflage my goodies, but he wants the hips, behind and
Speaker 1: thighs on display, and he proudly shows me off to
Speaker 1: his friends when we're out. He's even got a pet
Speaker 1: name for me, and it's thick Thighs. Sunday, he introduced
Speaker 1: me to his daddy just like that. He told his
Speaker 1: daddy my name and said he calls me thick thighs.
Speaker 1: Oh my. His dad laughed and dapped him up as
Speaker 1: if he had won the lottery. I didn't know if
Speaker 1: I should be thrilled or embarrassed. For so long, my
Speaker 1: height and thickness have been an issue, But now I'm
Speaker 1: dating a guy who was in awe of how the
Speaker 1: Good Lord created me. I wrote this letter to ask
Speaker 1: you if I should go forward with being intimate with him.
Speaker 1: We met two months ago and the sexual tension is
Speaker 1: very strong between us. I'm hoping he can handle these
Speaker 1: thick thighs. Do you think I should ask what his
Speaker 1: intentions are for me? First? Please advise? All right, you
Speaker 1: can ask him anything you want, that's first, But I
Speaker 1: got to ask you a question. What do you think
Speaker 1: his intentions are? I mean, he has been parading you
Speaker 1: around and legging, showing you off, and in your words,
Speaker 1: obsessed with your lower body. Please show me how he's
Speaker 1: different than these other guys. The chemistry or the sexual
Speaker 1: tension should be thick. If you guys are attracted to
Speaker 1: each other, that part is okay. But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Just because guys like what they see, that's that's not
Speaker 1: enough reason to have sex with them. I'm sure you
Speaker 1: know that. So congratulations on your beautiful body, your thickness,
Speaker 1: all of that. But you don't need to jump in
Speaker 1: bed because of that. You know that's a bit fast,
Speaker 1: and you, not him, should determine when and if that
Speaker 1: ever happens. So so far, you've given us no facts
Speaker 1: as to why you should sleep with this man if
Speaker 1: you just want to. You know, like, if you just
Speaker 1: want to, you're feeling him. You're too consenting adults with
Speaker 1: no strings, that's one thing. But you know, incidentally that
Speaker 1: never works out because you know, nine times out of ten,
Speaker 1: the woman gets sprung in cases like this. I mean,
Speaker 1: you've only known this guy for two months? How does
Speaker 1: he treat you? These are the kinds of questions you
Speaker 1: should be asking. Is he a gentleman? Does he respect you?
Speaker 1: Does he ever look into your eyes? Or his eyes
Speaker 1: always on the lower part of your body and your button,
Speaker 1: your thighs? Besides asking you to wear leggings and calling
Speaker 1: you thick thighs, I mean, why should he get it?
Speaker 1: So I'm just telling you please slow down. Understand that
Speaker 1: you're more than a pair of thick thighs and a
Speaker 1: big butt who looks good in leggings. I mean, you're
Speaker 1: a woman of value and worse, you should know this
Speaker 1: about yourself. You have way more to offer the right
Speaker 1: man than just her fine body. All right, Steve, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm must spend some time just at the top of
Speaker 1: the letter and address something that needs to be a
Speaker 1: dress rest Shelly and Steve and Shelly, I have a
Speaker 1: problem with meeting men. M you're ready. I have a
Speaker 1: problem with meeting men. I'm thirty four years old. I'm
Speaker 1: five to seven with a body like Cardy B. Let's
Speaker 1: discuss this. I have a problem meeting men. I'm thirty four,
Speaker 1: five seven, I got a body like Cardy B. Really,
Speaker 1: and you having troubled meeting men? Let me go over
Speaker 1: this one more time the man. If I'm getting this right,
Speaker 1: thirty four yeah, five seven, got a body like Cardy B.
Speaker 1: You having trouble meeting men? White eaven men that you're
Speaker 1: having troubled meeting Let's stay on this section is this letter,
Speaker 1: first section. If you're having trouble meeting men, but you
Speaker 1: five seven with a body like Cardy B. We must
Speaker 1: talk about how you look. See all right, because I
Speaker 1: don't know how you're having trouble meeting men five seven
Speaker 1: with a body like Cardi BA. I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: get these people home. See why this explains this whole letter.
Speaker 1: How do you look when you turn around and they
Speaker 1: realize it ain't CARDI B What do they see? That's
Speaker 1: my question for you. That's where the problem could be
Speaker 1: in this old oh damn letter When you do spin
Speaker 1: around and they're gonna, oh, that ain't carding me. See
Speaker 1: what is the reaction? What? What was that you spin
Speaker 1: around and they see that it ain't carding me. That
Speaker 1: can't be the reaction because now hold that crazy, Hold
Speaker 1: that that can't be it. I'm telling when you have
Speaker 1: part two of Steve's Crazy Response coming up at twenty
Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour, Today's Strawberry Letters subject thick thighs,
Speaker 1: Oh my. We'll get back into it right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve,
Speaker 1: let's recap today's Strawberry Letter. Thick thighs, Oh my is
Speaker 1: the subject. I ain't gonna spend a lot of time
Speaker 1: on the first section because I did it last. I
Speaker 1: think we understand. I'm just gonna say one more thing
Speaker 1: about it. Here's a one one who says she has
Speaker 1: a problem meeting men. She thirty four years old, she
Speaker 1: five seven got a body like cardi be. My only
Speaker 1: response to that could be is you may have a
Speaker 1: body like cardy B. But when you turn around, who
Speaker 1: are they looking at now? From behind you cardy B.
Speaker 1: But when you turn around you earn it. See, that's
Speaker 1: what we have a problem. Now, you cardy B from behind,
Speaker 1: but when you turn around, now we've been it. You
Speaker 1: card it be from behind, But when you turn around
Speaker 1: with Jesse, you see what I'm saying. That's that we
Speaker 1: could have. Now let's just move on down the letter,
Speaker 1: because I do believe this woman has a legitimate problem
Speaker 1: because she's built like a brick house, obviously. And Nowaday's
Speaker 1: men asked her it's her behind real? Or one guy
Speaker 1: even asked me could he squeeze it to see for himself?
Speaker 1: You know that's that's disrespectful. Another guy had a discussion
Speaker 1: with me on how my thighs match my behind, so
Speaker 1: it must be real? You know, I was just so
Speaker 1: disgusted by this. Then you meet this very nice professional man.
Speaker 1: He's obsessed with the lower half of your body. Once again,
Speaker 1: we've got to pay attention to this letter. I meet,
Speaker 1: I meet a wonderful professional man and he's obsessed with
Speaker 1: the lower half of my body. Once again, how do
Speaker 1: you look? I don't know why we can't take this
Speaker 1: in consideration. See, now you've met this nice professional man,
Speaker 1: but he obsessed with the lower half of your body.
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking something on the upper half must be
Speaker 1: throwing everybody half. I'm just saying, that's how all I
Speaker 1: can come away with. I just can't come away with
Speaker 1: nothing now because you keep putting it in the letter
Speaker 1: from me. Now, I'm pretty sure you didn't mean to
Speaker 1: type your letter like this, and I'm pretty sure that
Speaker 1: I could be wrong. But based on this damn letter,
Speaker 1: in the information I keep getting even you only wants
Speaker 1: to talk about your lower body. You never mentioned in
Speaker 1: the letter. I'm an attractive woman all over, but my
Speaker 1: lower body gets extra attention. Your others don't get no attention,
Speaker 1: and nobody mentioned it. You ain't mentioned it in the letter.
Speaker 1: You said you met this nice professional man, and he's
Speaker 1: obsessed with the lower half of my body. He wants
Speaker 1: me to wear leggings when we go out on dates.
Speaker 1: I usually wear dresses to camouflage my goodness, but he
Speaker 1: wants the hips behind and thighs on display. The reason
Speaker 1: we want that on display is because we have to
Speaker 1: show the reason why we with you once again. If
Speaker 1: he don't show the waste to up the thighs and
Speaker 1: the behind the rest of you requires an explanation. You
Speaker 1: see what I'm getting that. I just gonna have to
Speaker 1: keep going back to this right now, because that's what
Speaker 1: this letter says to me. Now, I'm saying the ladies,
Speaker 1: close your mouths and all this. I can't believe he's
Speaker 1: saying that. I told you in twenty twenty two I
Speaker 1: was gonna start addressing these letters and shutting and gave
Speaker 1: you all advice you needed. I'm here for the truth.
Speaker 1: The lower part of your body. It's what this whole
Speaker 1: damn letter is about. Because we ain't got nothing else
Speaker 1: right about it. He's even giving me a pant name,
Speaker 1: thick thighs, not thick thighs under mighty fine. Ain't none
Speaker 1: of that. It's just thick thighs, old my Ain't no
Speaker 1: thick thighs with the pretty eyes. Ain't none of that.
Speaker 1: All this is is thick thighs, old myth. They don't
Speaker 1: mention no other part. They don't say thick thighs with
Speaker 1: the pretty smiles. Ain't no rhyming for your thoughts were
Speaker 1: only dealing with the lower half of your body throughout
Speaker 1: this letter. We have got to fix horse wrong up top.
Speaker 1: Now listen, you're not gonna like my response. But what
Speaker 1: type of hairs you buying? We got? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: we got to help her because this what's really wrong?
Speaker 1: Damn what type of hairs you buying? We got? We
Speaker 1: got shopped somewhere else. We got to get away from that.
Speaker 1: The stoles close to your house. You go drive across town.
Speaker 1: You got to go somewhere and find out where they
Speaker 1: bringing their hair and fall. Why y'all, lashes don't look
Speaker 1: like everybody else's ladd you. You can't ware to mink
Speaker 1: our last. You gotta get regular. You gotta get the
Speaker 1: one that separate, put a little accent. You gotta do something.
Speaker 1: You can who do your makeup? You got start going
Speaker 1: down to the mall and sitting there and let somebody
Speaker 1: do your makeup. You wouldn't here doing your makeup. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you if something is wrong here, and I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to help her. Thick thighs, old mind, No thick
Speaker 1: thighs and pretty as you ain't heard that thickys in
Speaker 1: a beautiful smile. You know, thick thats you got that
Speaker 1: long pretty hair. You know, we know they ain't got
Speaker 1: to be your hair no more, but it got to
Speaker 1: be somebody's. Hell. You know, try different countries, Brazil, you know, Indian.
Speaker 1: Stop buying local hair. Yeah, you don't buy you're buying
Speaker 1: local hair, hair out of Detroit. You gotta go get
Speaker 1: a phone hair. You gotta try something else. I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Now we're gonna move on and when we
Speaker 1: come back, I just want to dress one more thing
Speaker 1: in this letter, and I'm gonna let it be over
Speaker 1: with me, all right, my hell with part three? Do
Speaker 1: something with your eyes subject thick thighs, oh mine. We'll
Speaker 1: be back at forty six minutes after Right after this,
Speaker 1: you're listening hard Morning Show, all right, right before we
Speaker 1: get to sports with Junior and Pippen. H Steve, you
Speaker 1: wanted to make one more comment on today's asking about
Speaker 1: this lady that has got these thick thighses banging body
Speaker 1: like Cardi b and us all me and pay attention
Speaker 1: to let me just address the end of the letter,
Speaker 1: She says, Do you think I should ask him put
Speaker 1: his intentions off. Well, lady, his intentionousness like everybody else's intentions. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let's stop this here. Now, let's just move on
Speaker 1: from this letter, because we all know what the real
Speaker 1: problem is. It's not that she got a body like
Speaker 1: Cardi B. She may very well have a body like
Speaker 1: Cardi B. But where she turned around and we discover
Speaker 1: that it's not Cardi B. What are we looking at?
Speaker 1: It's what I'm saying. Go ahead, Julian, Hey, come on, Phippers,
Speaker 1: let's get into it. We gat too. I'm back, Baby,
Speaker 1: I'm back. I'm back. Ain't nothing like we're go ahead, Janie,
Speaker 1: let me go real quick for you. Chief versus Broome.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I don't know what to say right now.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the Chief. Got you Cowboys verse Eagle, Eagles,
Speaker 1: Jay hurt Keith facking Backers verse last Packers. Baby, Well
Speaker 1: you know if they rest and Rogers, the Lions could win. Okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead, Bears versus Viking. I don't even know what
Speaker 1: they're doing no more up there in Chicago. They took
Speaker 1: the fields off the field. I don't they didn't care,
Speaker 1: all right, Washington versus New York Jack, Come on, Washington,
Speaker 1: get you one coach versus Jack Wars. Oh man, you
Speaker 1: know the Jags ain't gonna win. Now I'm be killing me. Man.
Speaker 1: Come Steelers verse Ravens. Knock that I can anymore because
Speaker 1: the Browns is out. So I don't even give a
Speaker 1: damn Titans versus Texas, Oh man, come on, you know
Speaker 1: the Titans shouldn't have tried to get any playoffs him, Yes,
Speaker 1: they are Satans versus facing. I'm always putting in for
Speaker 1: the Saints, but you know one, I don't know one
Speaker 1: thing gonna do, but I show hope Mattie Ice come
Speaker 1: to Cleveland. Just the first Bill, excuse me? Just verse Bills, Oh,
Speaker 1: the Bills and forty Niners versus the Rams. This is good.
Speaker 1: Forty nine ers in the Ram. Let's go with the Rams.
Speaker 1: Oh good, Patriots verse Dolphin. Oh, I hate New with
Speaker 1: everything in me. Man, Come on Miami. The Seahawks first
Speaker 1: Cardinals see Oh no, no, I like both them quarterbacks many,
Speaker 1: It's tough Cardinals this back though, Kyler Marrit Panthers verse
Speaker 1: buckingns Oh, bucking kneels, Panther through and you gotta worry
Speaker 1: about the pimpe Browns. And there I don't care them.
Speaker 1: I don't care. You gotta do I don't care being
Speaker 1: goals now yeah, no, not going to do this to me.
Speaker 1: No moment, sixty four years of disappointment. I'm off. Thank you, Junior,
Speaker 1: Thank you, pimpin coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 1: we'll play a round of comedy roulette. Right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
Speaker 1: it is time once again for comedy roulette. J Anthony Brown,
Speaker 1: very easy. Take three subjects. Put them on a wheel,
Speaker 1: spend a wheel, wedge stop. We'll make it funny. We're professionals.
Speaker 1: Watch us do it. We do it all the time.
Speaker 1: Come on the subject new Year's resolutions that you will
Speaker 1: not keep all of them. A relative got so drunk
Speaker 1: for New Year's Eve Day? Dot dot dot dot and
Speaker 1: then the last one romantic lines Kanye can use to
Speaker 1: get Kim back, Oh my aunt, spend the wee. Spun
Speaker 1: it none of that, nothing's gonna wear he right, spun it,
Speaker 1: find it fun it stopped, Kanye, Come on it stopped on.
Speaker 1: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve Day?
Speaker 1: Come on, Jay, all right, here we go. Uncle Earl
Speaker 1: got so drunk for New Year's Eve he peted and
Speaker 1: dirty clothes hamper. Wow, well they they dirty. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know they don't get washed anyway. A relative got
Speaker 1: so drunk for New Year's eve They told ain't Barbara,
Speaker 1: don't make the sweeper take the pass and no more
Speaker 1: given the family. All right, Tommy, your relative got so
Speaker 1: drunk for New Year's eve Day, you had sex with
Speaker 1: ain't them? Wow? Who you was toa al right? Come on, king.
Speaker 1: A relative got so drunk for New Year's eve Day.
Speaker 1: Instead of leading everybody in old Lange's eye, he led
Speaker 1: everybody with the national anthem. All right. A relative got
Speaker 1: so drunk for New Year's eve Day. She got into
Speaker 1: fight with I and the wheelchair, and the wheelchair lady
Speaker 1: whooped her. As a relative got so drunk for New
Speaker 1: Year's eve Day, we looked at the window and saw
Speaker 1: Uncle Carl under the tree drinking with the dog. That's
Speaker 1: good company, though, that's good cutting. The relative got so
Speaker 1: drunk for New Year's Eve Day. On doing the countdown,
Speaker 1: just start taking clothes off ten nine bra Hannis box.
Speaker 1: Everything was naked, but we got by the time we
Speaker 1: got to one. Oh my god, Uncle Herman all right, Steven.
Speaker 1: Relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve Day that
Speaker 1: he slapped his uncle because he never believed he was blind.
Speaker 1: Sitting over the line us all this time, you ain't.
Speaker 1: The relative got so drunk for New Year's eve Day.
Speaker 1: Uncle Earl been down the tish shoe and everybody so
Speaker 1: he had on my thumb. Whoa whoa drunk Uncle Carnes, Steve.
Speaker 1: A relative got so drunk for New Year's Eve Day.
Speaker 1: We watched Uncle Larry drop his ditches in the chitling
Speaker 1: with the hell Happy day. A relative got so drunk
Speaker 1: for New Year's Eve Day number two in the living room,
Speaker 1: float right the god. I couldn't hold it. I couldn't
Speaker 1: hold it. I couldn't y. A relative got so drunk
Speaker 1: for New Year's Eve Close it out, Steve leave. He
Speaker 1: told his boss he had feelings for his wife. He
Speaker 1: was lit. That's little. That's little. I never have said.
Speaker 1: All right, ladies and gentlemen, that is comedy roulette. Coming up,
Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Carla,
Speaker 1: some music news for us at twenty minutes after right
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come,
Speaker 1: on Carlie, you got some music news for us. What's up, well, Shirley,
Speaker 1: It guys, it looks like the Grammy Awards they're going
Speaker 1: to be postponed for the second year in the row.
Speaker 1: It was originally scheduled for January thirty first in LA,
Speaker 1: but it will now be moved to a later date
Speaker 1: due to the omicron variant. Last year's show was moved
Speaker 1: from January thirty first to March fourteenth due to the
Speaker 1: spike in COVID nineteen cases in LA. So here we
Speaker 1: go again a year later, same situation. Also in music news,
Speaker 1: there's going to be a two night, four hour documentary
Speaker 1: about Janet Jackson's life and career. It's gonna air on
Speaker 1: January twenty eighth. It's Janet's gonna talk about her childhood,
Speaker 1: her relationship with her late father Joe Jackson, and her
Speaker 1: brother Michael. She's gonna talk about the Super Bowl drama
Speaker 1: with Justin Timberlake and all the backlash that she received
Speaker 1: from the wardrobe malfunction. If you will, so they say
Speaker 1: it's really really good. I saw a trailer for it.
Speaker 1: You know, we love us some Janet, Miss Jackson. If
Speaker 1: you're nasty, so we'll be watching that too. And that's
Speaker 1: music news. That's it. Well, I got some counter music news.
Speaker 1: You know you want to tell your story. Maybe I
Speaker 1: ought to do my damn documentary because you think you
Speaker 1: caught some backlash from that wardrobe malfunction. Your ass should
Speaker 1: have said the wrong name at Mission Universe. You try
Speaker 1: that one, I got. I got some bad news for
Speaker 1: you ass. Right here. Your nipple fell out. My whole
Speaker 1: ass was out. Of Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
Speaker 1: at thirty three minutes after. Right after this, you're listening
Speaker 1: to Harvey Morning Show. Time guys to play another round
Speaker 1: of would you rather? Here we go? This is actually
Speaker 1: one of my favorite segments special when I have to
Speaker 1: help Junior yes, because the one yesterday was ridiculous? Would
Speaker 1: you rather wear flip flops? All with a long or
Speaker 1: turtleneck in the summer? And Junie give me them flip flops?
Speaker 1: Your little sick ass can't get cold? Come on, all right,
Speaker 1: we'll start this one off rather easily. Would you rather
Speaker 1: waffle house or eye hop? Waffle House house got it
Speaker 1: smothered than covered? What? Yeah? Yeah, I like wif wiffle House. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I watch because because waffle House is simple. You know,
Speaker 1: I hop hair and falling for stuff to tell about.
Speaker 1: Spaghett it dinner here you catfish dinner? Here? Are you
Speaker 1: get us on the sign? Dude like this and say
Speaker 1: pop eyed fried chicken. I'm going there and get the
Speaker 1: fish sandwich. They do chicken, all right? Would you rather
Speaker 1: your partner read your mind for a week or answer
Speaker 1: your cell phone for a week? Phone? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: answer my cell phone for ye answer easy. You can't
Speaker 1: not read my mind. God tell I have to ask
Speaker 1: God for forgiveness throughout the day. I have no way
Speaker 1: in here. You're gonna forgive me that my phone? You
Speaker 1: ain't got to read my mind here, let's right, it's
Speaker 1: right there. Once you answer, I got to get an apartments.
Speaker 1: I don't need you to read because I can't stop
Speaker 1: thinking about the things I think about. There's no way
Speaker 1: to stop thinking about the names I think about. It's
Speaker 1: for a week. It's no way, no, no, no, you
Speaker 1: can answer this. You know you had his phone. You
Speaker 1: can't even say this on this right. Whatever Tommy thinks
Speaker 1: about is on his phone. That's what's really scary. Getting
Speaker 1: You're not getting in that phone, all right? So would
Speaker 1: you rather have a quickie during super Bowl halftime, or
Speaker 1: hip the quickie and just watch the super Bowl commercial.
Speaker 1: What wait a minute, damn, I'm about do commercial anytime.
Speaker 1: I can't get it quickie. I'm down anytime commercial. I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna miss with one commercial. But if we do
Speaker 1: it right there after, team, we can do both of them.
Speaker 1: I can get that quickie and watch I get a
Speaker 1: real quickie. I ain't gonna miss with one. If if
Speaker 1: you just lean over, I can watch the game coming up.
Speaker 1: Thank you, guys, coming up. Watch damn all the commercial
Speaker 1: All the commercials ain't good, no way coming up. It
Speaker 1: is our last break of the day at forty nine
Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, and we'll also have some closing
Speaker 1: remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening to Morning Show. All right, guys, Here we
Speaker 1: are our last break of the day on this Friday,
Speaker 1: first Friday, New Year. Down. Yeah, all you gotta do
Speaker 1: is fifty two more das. Yeah that's crazy, man. You
Speaker 1: know I've learned how to do that. I break I
Speaker 1: break it down. Instead of looking at the whole year,
Speaker 1: I just break it down, and I've finally gotten it down.
Speaker 1: While I just break it down a day at a time,
Speaker 1: and it really helps me a lot. You know, Now,
Speaker 1: do I have plans and projections, Absolutely? Do I have
Speaker 1: goals and and and dreams and and timelines put in place, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do, but they're all subject They are now all
Speaker 1: subject to God's will and his timing. That changed my
Speaker 1: whole perspective, man, and it really really helped me out.
Speaker 1: It really helped me with patience, because do you know
Speaker 1: a lot of times you can want for something and
Speaker 1: expect it to happen and have such a timeline pinpoint
Speaker 1: that when it doesn't happen, you become incredibly discouraged and distraught.
Speaker 1: But what you have to learn about blessings is just
Speaker 1: because they're delayed does not mean that they're denied. It
Speaker 1: just didn't happen in your time, It's probably gonna happen
Speaker 1: in God's time. And once I opened up my mind
Speaker 1: to that type of thinking, it then allowed me to
Speaker 1: live in the present more and become a lot more comfortable.
Speaker 1: And I haven't known this for years and years, y'all.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you this at I'm approaching sixty five, and
Speaker 1: I'm just now really starting to understand the real secret
Speaker 1: to happiness and peace, and real peace comes when you
Speaker 1: don't overburden yourself with worry. And one of the main
Speaker 1: facets of worry that we find ourselves entering into is tomorrow,
Speaker 1: next week, week after next first quarter, and you invite
Speaker 1: things into your present day that you have absolutely no
Speaker 1: control over. You have absolutely no control over that. And
Speaker 1: so what happens is when you invite the worry of
Speaker 1: tomorrow in the future into your current day, you can
Speaker 1: never have peace in that moment because now you've put
Speaker 1: some self, You've put some stuff on yourself that you
Speaker 1: can't even you you can't even wrap your mind around that.
Speaker 1: And then you know what, I started discovering, how many
Speaker 1: times did I get to the future I was worrying about?
Speaker 1: And when I arrived at that particular moment, it was
Speaker 1: nothing like I thought it was gonna be. I mean,
Speaker 1: he wasn't even close. And the stuff I was worried about,
Speaker 1: so many things had transpired in the middle of that
Speaker 1: that I wouldn't even own that no more. But I
Speaker 1: had spent so much time worrying about it. It's an
Speaker 1: incredible thing that you could do for yourself and offer
Speaker 1: yourself a lot more peace if you stop worrying about
Speaker 1: tomorrow what you have no concern, no control over it. Now.
Speaker 1: Can you have a goal, yes, can you have a
Speaker 1: plan yes. But now let me share something with you.
Speaker 1: If you do this simple thing, if you make it
Speaker 1: open to His will in his timing, it frees you up.
Speaker 1: So if it don't happen at that particular time, you say, Okay,
Speaker 1: that wasn't the will of God. But because its delayed
Speaker 1: doesn't mean it's denied. Wait a minute, maybe he gonna
Speaker 1: work it out later on. But if you think about it, folks,
Speaker 1: today is really enough if you deal with today. If
Speaker 1: you contend with today, guess what, that keeps your plate
Speaker 1: absolutely full. Just do today, Just focus on making the
Speaker 1: right decisions today, doing the right thing today, completing the
Speaker 1: task today, getting it right today, finishing out the day.
Speaker 1: Do you know that that requires every single minute of
Speaker 1: that day just to do today? It does. Think about
Speaker 1: it for a minute. If you really put your focus
Speaker 1: on today and doing all the things for today, making
Speaker 1: the right decisions, having the right attitude, doing the right things,
Speaker 1: saying the right things, putting together the right things, talking
Speaker 1: to the right people, counseling with the right people. You
Speaker 1: will look up and the whole day will be gone,
Speaker 1: and guess what you spend it doing Today's I hope
Speaker 1: I'm getting through to you, man, because I'm telling you
Speaker 1: it sounds really simple, but it really will change your happiness.
Speaker 1: It really will help with your happiness. Man. Most people
Speaker 1: get depressed about two things. Something that's already happened, or
Speaker 1: something they think is about to happen. Most people are
Speaker 1: depressed about stuff that's happened to them and stuff they
Speaker 1: think is going to happen to them. That's what that's
Speaker 1: what a lot the depression is from man. And you
Speaker 1: can't do nothing about what the past and have it
Speaker 1: ain't no do overs and stop letting people hold you
Speaker 1: to your past making you pay for your past mistakes.
Speaker 1: God has forgiven me for every wrong I've ever done
Speaker 1: in my past. When people I know bringing it up
Speaker 1: my past, I walk away from them. You don't know me.
Speaker 1: You ain't God. You can't make me be hell to
Speaker 1: my past. You know how many times people go you know,
Speaker 1: I mean when you was in Cleveland, dude told me
Speaker 1: one time, I mean using Cleveland, man, I ain't all
Speaker 1: the rumors about how you left your family and old
Speaker 1: dog dog. I'm sixty four years old. I was married
Speaker 1: when I was twenty four. What are you talking to
Speaker 1: me about that for? You can't do that to me.
Speaker 1: I walk away from people, walk away from people that
Speaker 1: try to tie you to your past so they have
Speaker 1: something to talk about today. Man, miss me with that
Speaker 1: do today, y'all. Don't worry about the past and don't
Speaker 1: worry about the future because you can't do nothing about
Speaker 1: neither one of them. Y'all have a great hope that
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