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Speaker 1: I show will good morning everybody. You are listening to
Speaker 1: the voice, come on now dig me or one it
Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Thank God for
Speaker 1: it all the time. Too. Well, here we go today.
Speaker 1: I want to share something with you that I'll help
Speaker 1: you because it's helped me. You know. I was telling
Speaker 1: the story once that this magazine called Rob Reporting, that
Speaker 1: that was the statue I used to see for years.
Speaker 1: I started buying Rob Reporting magazines years ago. So I
Speaker 1: just wanted to see what a fluent people did, you know,
Speaker 1: just wanted to see what people with means did, what
Speaker 1: type of investments they did, what they bought, you know,
Speaker 1: what they traveled to. Rob Reports just like oh, it's
Speaker 1: like a big boy toy magazine. You can see what
Speaker 1: cars is out here. I didn't have money for none
Speaker 1: of it. Just I was dreaming, though, you know, I
Speaker 1: just wanted to see. And there's a statue inside this
Speaker 1: magazine of this man who was coming out of this
Speaker 1: bronze rock. And he was completely bronze, and he was muscular,
Speaker 1: and you know, he didn't look nothing like me, but
Speaker 1: he was a man coming up out of a rock.
Speaker 1: And he had a huge hammer and a chisel in
Speaker 1: his hand. And as his body from the waist up
Speaker 1: was coming out of this huge piece of stone, you
Speaker 1: could see where it was him who had been chiseling
Speaker 1: and forming himself. So the name of the statue was
Speaker 1: self made man. And for years man I said, Man,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a big house one day, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put that statue in the backyard in the corner.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be my little spot where I go chill,
Speaker 1: because I'm a self made man. Well, after years of
Speaker 1: working at becoming somebody and having reached a degree of success,
Speaker 1: I would have nothing to do with that statue. There's
Speaker 1: nothing about that statue that appeals to me anymore, because
Speaker 1: on my journey and in my quest to become what
Speaker 1: I thought would be this self made man. Why I
Speaker 1: could put this statue and had a statue in the
Speaker 1: corner be kind of cold symbolizing it I had made it.
Speaker 1: I realized on my journey there's no such thing as
Speaker 1: a self made man. That we all need help, and
Speaker 1: that God places people in our paths along the way
Speaker 1: that benefit us oftentimes, and it's the most unlikely person oftentimes,
Speaker 1: and the most unlikely way that He presents these people
Speaker 1: in front of you is crazy. How he does it, man.
Speaker 1: And so this is a statue now that I look
Speaker 1: at and I go, I see what the creator was saying.
Speaker 1: And that's cool, but not not for me, because I
Speaker 1: needed help. And I've learned a lot of things like
Speaker 1: this along the way. And the part I wanted to
Speaker 1: share with you all about this is you've got to develop.
Speaker 1: You've got to develop a sense of purpose. You have
Speaker 1: to develop a sense of purpose. That's different. See, your
Speaker 1: purpose is created for you by God because when He
Speaker 1: created you as an individual from whatever two parents you
Speaker 1: may have, that's not important here. When he created you,
Speaker 1: he had something in mind for you, and it was
Speaker 1: a purpose. God has not created a single soul to
Speaker 1: become a criminal. God has never created a single soul
Speaker 1: to be a drug dealer. This came about through some
Speaker 1: decisions we made as sinners, and we stayed in that place.
Speaker 1: But see when He created a us, He has a
Speaker 1: wonderful idea for us. But God gives us human beings
Speaker 1: this thing called choice, and we have the power to decide.
Speaker 1: So you can decide if you're going to adhere to
Speaker 1: the purpose that God created you and made you for,
Speaker 1: or you can go ahead and make some choices on
Speaker 1: your own. So like, if God wanted to give you
Speaker 1: a life and give it to come to you and
Speaker 1: give you life more abundantly, and that's his promise if
Speaker 1: you come to him, if you choose him, then cool.
Speaker 1: But if you say, well this ain't moving along fast enough,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my own life of abundance, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: start slinging. Well, guess what now, Tad. You've made a decision.
Speaker 1: And see God's decisions and choices the one thing I
Speaker 1: learned about him, God's decisions, choices, his voice, it has
Speaker 1: no sin in it. Ain't it amazing how many people
Speaker 1: it came up to you and say, the Lord wanted
Speaker 1: me to do this to you, and I'm doing it.
Speaker 1: That God is punishing you, and I'm doing this to
Speaker 1: you because God gonna see that you get your day.
Speaker 1: Who who is this person? Who is this person that
Speaker 1: God all of a sudden gave this authority and power
Speaker 1: to God. I didn't get at to nobody, man, nobody,
Speaker 1: This person don't had a right to hold you to
Speaker 1: your past, the right to make you pay. So who
Speaker 1: makes them pay when they make mistakes? Because they all
Speaker 1: make them. So when I say you have to have
Speaker 1: a sense of you have to develop a strong sense
Speaker 1: of purpose, that means you have to strongly get in
Speaker 1: touch with your creator to find out what the purpose
Speaker 1: you were created for. See, it's two things that I
Speaker 1: had to learn along the way. My career was what
Speaker 1: I was paid for. My calling is what I was
Speaker 1: made for. See, it's two different things, folks. It took
Speaker 1: me a long time to learn it. Some people think
Speaker 1: that they calling is to be a performer. Well, that's
Speaker 1: what you paid for, and a big part of your
Speaker 1: life is your performance is tied directly to your gift.
Speaker 1: But what you made for though, what you made for
Speaker 1: is to bring about some significant change in another human
Speaker 1: being's lives. Because we are all linked together in this chain.
Speaker 1: That's what you are here for. Everybody has a purpose
Speaker 1: to do something wonderful, meaningful, or impactful for another person.
Speaker 1: You think the guy that invented the airplane was merely
Speaker 1: inventing the airplane so he could fly. No, his purpose
Speaker 1: was to become an inventor, to come up with this
Speaker 1: invention so he could fly and we all fly. See.
Speaker 1: Sometimes God will make you successful so you can become successful,
Speaker 1: so you can turn around and teach other people how
Speaker 1: to become successful. God save people so you can turn
Speaker 1: around it tell other people how wonderful it is to
Speaker 1: be saved. You see how this thing work. That's what
Speaker 1: we have to do as people. And it's nothing that
Speaker 1: we have to go and discover. We have to go
Speaker 1: and develop it. But if you haven't discovered your purpose,
Speaker 1: it's simply because here's it. If you haven't discovered your purpose,
Speaker 1: it's simply because you have not contacted the creator and
Speaker 1: maker of your soul to ask and find out why
Speaker 1: you were created. It's as simple as that. If you
Speaker 1: buy a Toyota, there's an owner's manual on the inside
Speaker 1: that will tell you everything you know how to best
Speaker 1: operate your Toyota, how to make it work? How we
Speaker 1: to do? They got a troubleshooting section. Your faith is
Speaker 1: the same thing as an owner's manual in your car.
Speaker 1: Open up that bulk man, find out how to jumpstart
Speaker 1: your life, how to troubleshoot it and get on with
Speaker 1: your life, and find out your purpose and develop a
Speaker 1: strong sense of purpose. All right, okay, you're listening to
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. Right now? Is right now? Because if
Speaker 1: it wasn't right now, I wouldn't be able to say
Speaker 1: it's right now. This here show is owned right now.
Speaker 1: That's a fact. And since his own, let's get it
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Speaker 1: asked Gene Calhoun philosophy. One of the greatest philosophers in
Speaker 1: the hood. His name was Eugene Calhoun. He was Manny,
Speaker 1: Sonny and Jerry's father, and he would impart on us
Speaker 1: as we were growing up, bits of wisdom that was
Speaker 1: so obvious. Is no way he could be wrong? Example,
Speaker 1: right now is right now, because if it wouldn't, how
Speaker 1: could I say it's not. They're going out there and
Speaker 1: play that Steve, Ladies and gentlemen, Shirley Strawberry caller for
Speaker 1: real Mississippi Monica Junior, also known as kid Spade and
Speaker 1: the legend of nephew Tummy Junior. What is it today's Yeah,
Speaker 1: let me ask you this. You know I've done some
Speaker 1: things for women. You know I've taken to the limit
Speaker 1: to get a girl back. You know, have you done
Speaker 1: anything outrageous to get a girl back? Like I got
Speaker 1: caught on the main gate at her apartments and a
Speaker 1: car came out. So I'm just swinging on the gate
Speaker 1: after car came out. For love, I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: back in there. Yeah, have you been that far in
Speaker 1: the words or the temptations? I know you won't leave me,
Speaker 1: but I refuse to let you go. If I have
Speaker 1: to beg and plead for your sympathy, I don't mind
Speaker 1: because you mean that much to me. In't too proud
Speaker 1: to bear you die all it? Please don't leave me, girl,
Speaker 1: Don't you go. There is no limit Junior, to the
Speaker 1: things you will do. I have thrown rocks head windows
Speaker 1: too hard and broke the window. I've done that. I
Speaker 1: didn't have my rock through and I guess she didn't
Speaker 1: hit the pebbles, so I picked up a bigger rocket
Speaker 1: that cracked her damn window. Her Daddy came out fine shots.
Speaker 1: I had to leave my bike only kickstand because I
Speaker 1: didn't have time to mount up and ride off. I
Speaker 1: just felt like the whole process of trying to get
Speaker 1: that kickstanding up with her might have cost me my life.
Speaker 1: I've ye, Dad, I've circled a girl's house pre payphone.
Speaker 1: I've circled a girl's house one hundred and ninety two
Speaker 1: times in one day. Gross for me. A boulevard off
Speaker 1: of Lee Road looking for I've done that junior off
Speaker 1: and had to go get gas. I was circling so much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've ridden a bike twenty six miles to see a
Speaker 1: girl and show home. Whoa wait a minute, Free cell
Speaker 1: phone days, free car days. Yeah, you done it. That's
Speaker 1: too far. It's nothing too far from love. Thomas Miles.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll leave on that note. Coming up at
Speaker 1: thirty two minutes after the hour, we're gonna start the
Speaker 1: show off with the nephew and run that prank back.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to show, time to start
Speaker 1: your morning off with run that prank back from the nephew.
Speaker 1: What you got for us? Now, surely we're gonna pop
Speaker 1: up and do a little some something, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. You know they got pop ups. You know,
Speaker 1: they got pop up events all the time, Like you know,
Speaker 1: you pop up with your cameras. You know that's a
Speaker 1: pop up. This right here is pop up pedocule, pop up,
Speaker 1: pop up, pedoicule, pop to pop to pop out. Let's
Speaker 1: go and catch ob Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Dana. Please, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is what's up, h Dana. UM, I am calling.
Speaker 1: We're trying to get a um uh schedule an appointment
Speaker 1: with you. Your husband has purchased you a pedicure uh
Speaker 1: pedicure spot. So we wanted to get see what date,
Speaker 1: if Saturday would work for you. Um, my husband wanted
Speaker 1: to pedicure for me. I'm I'm I'm actually good right now.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wait and till i'm ready, but thank you
Speaker 1: very much. But no, this is a this is a
Speaker 1: this is a pop up pedicure. And what we do
Speaker 1: is we actually cool. Yeah. We come to your house,
Speaker 1: we have gloves and we have mask on, and you
Speaker 1: you stick your foot out the door and we're going
Speaker 1: to disinfect everything your foot. You're talking about putting my
Speaker 1: foot out the door. Yeah, so just for safety, you
Speaker 1: stick it. I'm sorry. My name is Milton with Precious
Speaker 1: pop Up Pedicure. We do pedicure as we go around,
Speaker 1: but we know a lot of people can't get out.
Speaker 1: So you know, we're small business. We're just trying to
Speaker 1: stay afloat right now. So that's but your husband called
Speaker 1: in about you know, he called us. He wanted to
Speaker 1: get an appointment for you. And but we come to
Speaker 1: your house and when you stick your leg out, we'll
Speaker 1: do the pedicure and then you stick the other leg
Speaker 1: out and we'll do that one Melton, honey, tweetheart. And
Speaker 1: I know you've seen a lot of feet and you've
Speaker 1: done a lot of toes and hands. And then me
Speaker 1: tell you something. The I'm gonna put my feet out
Speaker 1: the window. First of all, well, whichever it's convenient, the
Speaker 1: window of the door, I don't care what it is.
Speaker 1: If I'm going to get my feet done, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have my dump my feet done in a chair inside
Speaker 1: and I will be I'd be out of my head
Speaker 1: if I put my feet out the window. People don't
Speaker 1: see my feet out the window. That is crazy. And
Speaker 1: I'm coming correct as as a businesswoman woman to man, Milton,
Speaker 1: I suggest you just you tell her that back in
Speaker 1: maybe you can do some some buy me and advanced
Speaker 1: pettitures like that from my feet? Are you tragile beautiful
Speaker 1: to be putting out there? Well, well there there's lives
Speaker 1: the problem, man, And if you don't mind your your husband,
Speaker 1: Kelvin is the one that called, and he's the one
Speaker 1: that says that your feet look a mess. So that's
Speaker 1: why we're calling. He's the one that booked the appointment
Speaker 1: for you. You know what, My feet are beautiful. And again, Milton,
Speaker 1: you know they are they beautiful? Now? Since you've been
Speaker 1: in I'm sorry, use me? Are you Are you the
Speaker 1: person who should be telling me that? That's how my
Speaker 1: husband who I will have a conversation with after this conversation.
Speaker 1: So I guess my question is, man, you're seeing your
Speaker 1: feet are beautiful, But are they beautiful now since they
Speaker 1: you've been locked up for a month or so? I mean,
Speaker 1: evidently ever done? Your feet are scaring your husband because
Speaker 1: he's the one calling saying, oh my god, I gotta
Speaker 1: get my wife's feet done. My feet are gorgeous, tweetheart, Okay,
Speaker 1: they're beautiful. The supple the beautiful that's got a beautiful
Speaker 1: tone of caramel to them. They shine at the sunshine.
Speaker 1: Whether they're policed or not. My husband will love them
Speaker 1: whether they're painted clips. Well, I don't think your husband
Speaker 1: loves them because he called us obviously, Milton, you're not thinking,
Speaker 1: and I think you need to check with your wife, Wendy.
Speaker 1: Do you know that there's no reason you should ever
Speaker 1: have this conversation with a grown woman about her feet?
Speaker 1: Is what her husband says. I don't know you, and
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be as polite as possible. You will
Speaker 1: not be stepping into my window, are you crazy? I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna come in your window. You just stick your
Speaker 1: foot out of the window of the door, whichever one
Speaker 1: is convenient for you. Okay, it's not that hard. It's
Speaker 1: gonna fifteen twenty minutes and we're done. Oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you are not getting business fifteen or twenty minutes. Do
Speaker 1: you know how much time it takes to get a
Speaker 1: pedicure done? You know this is well, this is a
Speaker 1: pop up. It's a pure pop down. You're gonna be
Speaker 1: driving through with spree wos at this point. I'm not
Speaker 1: taking that. No, no, no, no no, and I'm having
Speaker 1: a conversation with my husband to never call you again.
Speaker 1: And I do suggest that you have a conversation with Wendy,
Speaker 1: who I don't know, but I think she would agree
Speaker 1: with me. Twenty ten minutes is not long enough. My
Speaker 1: feet are beautiful, and don't ever call me again and
Speaker 1: tell me that you think, for some reason that because
Speaker 1: my husband told you that they were bad feet or
Speaker 1: I needed to get a pedicure, that you have the
Speaker 1: right to tell me that you don't know me. And
Speaker 1: if you do ever come by my house, I swear
Speaker 1: to God I will stick my foot up yours and
Speaker 1: don't ever ever trying to bring that up to me again.
Speaker 1: Don't call my house. Well, this is what kept this
Speaker 1: is what Calvin told us, ma'am okay, Levin told me
Speaker 1: what you are not supposed to tell a woman that,
Speaker 1: Like I said, I'm done, I'm okay. But you do
Speaker 1: you want do you want to know what else Kelvin?
Speaker 1: Do you want to know what else Kelvin told us
Speaker 1: to do? Do you want to know what else Kelvin
Speaker 1: told us to do? No? I don't, okay, okay, but
Speaker 1: can I just can I just please tell you what
Speaker 1: else Kelvin told us seconds then I'm hanging up. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is a moment of true. Kelvin gave us a call.
Speaker 1: He gave me a call me nephew Tommy from the
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey More on the show. He told me the
Speaker 1: prank phone call his wife. I'm serious? Are you serious? Yo?
Speaker 1: You know what sweetheart? You're you are so on car
Speaker 1: right now because if this had actually been the fruit,
Speaker 1: I would have been throwing my husband out the door.
Speaker 1: Excuse my frankiness. First of all, how are how are
Speaker 1: you doing? I mean not gonna have you on the phone.
Speaker 1: Can we have at heart? Because I love you. We
Speaker 1: can have a heart to heart. How you doing? How
Speaker 1: are you doing? How you doing doing this this whole pandemic?
Speaker 1: How you doing? I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm you know,
Speaker 1: my feet are looking good. But I've been listening to
Speaker 1: you on the daily and thank you your voice. There
Speaker 1: we go. I appreciate I've been staying up to beat
Speaker 1: and everything. You've been putting a smile on my face
Speaker 1: every day. Um, I feel like there's a new life
Speaker 1: here now. You know, things are great. I love me
Speaker 1: from Calvin. Let me tell you that I love you too.
Speaker 1: I appreciate. Hey, come on, let the nephew know what's
Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
Speaker 1: the land. There's nothing better than the Seed Harvard Morning Show,
Speaker 1: the Banks Radio showing the man. Hey see Tuesday morning,
Speaker 1: I did what I did. I an't got to say
Speaker 1: about to pop up and get these toes done, feet
Speaker 1: looking raggedy. We gotta get to them, all right, nephew,
Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up next to this as the CLO.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to show coming up at
Speaker 1: the top of the hour, and entertainment news, Morgan Freeman
Speaker 1: is banned from Russia. Oh Morgan. Plus, we'll talk about
Speaker 1: Rick Ross's car show. And in other entertainment news, Keenan
Speaker 1: Thompson said he did not get Samuel L. Jackson banned
Speaker 1: from Saturday Night Live. We'll talk about all of these
Speaker 1: stories at the top of the hour, but right now
Speaker 1: it is time for ask the CLO. Chief Love Officer
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey in the building, just ready for your love questions.
Speaker 1: Here we go. This one's from Cree and Flint. Cree writes,
Speaker 1: my Anna and I are the best of friends. Because
Speaker 1: she's only three years older. I'm throwing a party from
Speaker 1: my mother, but my aunt is not good at keeping secrets,
Speaker 1: so I didn't tell her anything about it recently. The
Speaker 1: party is Saturday, and she's in her feelings and she's
Speaker 1: not coming. How can she miss her sister's birthday? She
Speaker 1: didn't tell her anything about it until recently. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I don't really particularly
Speaker 1: care for this question. So you really don't have a problem.
Speaker 1: You're throwing the birthday for your mom her sister because
Speaker 1: you all are close in the age of friends, and
Speaker 1: you know she can't tell nothing, so you didn't tell her.
Speaker 1: You told her it's sad to Helen's Monday. Yeah, see
Speaker 1: your ass at the party. You know how old are y'all?
Speaker 1: Well they're just three years apart. However old they are, right,
Speaker 1: but you know what you and your feelings about this, yere,
Speaker 1: you didn't understand it. It's so what the party said
Speaker 1: to see you at the party. Next question, Sherley, this
Speaker 1: is not easy. Not a chief love officer. The question
Speaker 1: this is I don't give a damn question. All right,
Speaker 1: We're moving on to Tammy and Montgomery. Tammy says, my
Speaker 1: husband and I drive for a ride share company for
Speaker 1: extra money. He won't let me drive to at night
Speaker 1: since crime is so bad. But the fact that he's
Speaker 1: out until three and four am has me worried. He
Speaker 1: blocked me on the system so I can't track him.
Speaker 1: Is he doing more than picking up and dropping off
Speaker 1: passengers at night? Now? I don't know why he blocked you.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I do admire him for not
Speaker 1: wanting his wife out late at night do to crime.
Speaker 1: But if he's out driving but he blocking you, I
Speaker 1: don't know what's really happening. Hill Or has got to
Speaker 1: be a way sist y'all right, where for the same
Speaker 1: company to be able to find out what his route
Speaker 1: is or what his checks he is. I mean, you
Speaker 1: got to have some extra money, you know. Now, unless
Speaker 1: he jiggalow and that night, you ought to be able
Speaker 1: to track that because unless you are Montgomery, ain't that
Speaker 1: you can figure out what had? Yeah? You know, So
Speaker 1: that's all I can tell you. I think. I don't
Speaker 1: think he's up to nothing, But the blocking you was
Speaker 1: going to create suspicion. Yeah, I don't know why he
Speaker 1: did that. But you know some of these rides, you know,
Speaker 1: you got to drop people off. Sometimes you have to
Speaker 1: sit down and talk and you know, make sure they
Speaker 1: get in safe. I don't put them in the bed,
Speaker 1: you know, that's you know, you never know they oh,
Speaker 1: you know, welcome in the building and all this. You know,
Speaker 1: he gonna need all these things that me and Tommy
Speaker 1: saying suggestion. Yeah, these are just a suggestions for him.
Speaker 1: And if you hear it won't be as far fitched
Speaker 1: as you was thinking. Go ahead, chilling, all right, Debbie
Speaker 1: and Bronzeville says, I recently bought a town home and
Speaker 1: I hate my neighbors. They are a young couple and
Speaker 1: they have sex all of the time. I can hear
Speaker 1: her screams and his yells, and it's awful. It's ruining
Speaker 1: my sleep. There's no way to drown them out. Will
Speaker 1: it be offensive if I go over and ask them
Speaker 1: to stop all that dark? No, yes, it will be
Speaker 1: offensive because it's not you hating your neighbors. Is you
Speaker 1: hating the fact is she has a life that you
Speaker 1: don't have. That's what you're actually hating. And as long
Speaker 1: as he's not over there and they're not committing acts
Speaker 1: of domestic violence, I don't think it's your business to
Speaker 1: stop acts of pleasure. It just don't make no sense
Speaker 1: for you to go over there as a nosy old
Speaker 1: ass neighbor involve it in people, because obviously something is
Speaker 1: going on. Now you can take advantage of these sessions
Speaker 1: right here and have some activities, you know, with yourself
Speaker 1: right here, you know, take advantage of it. Try to
Speaker 1: work with it. It ain't that bad record it. Do
Speaker 1: something recorded. No, it's not your business. It's not your
Speaker 1: Ben Walls in that town house, all right. Last one,
Speaker 1: Kristen and Slidell says, I'm a thirty two year old
Speaker 1: engaged woman and I had a fling with my fiance's
Speaker 1: brother in college. It happened twice, and my husband knows
Speaker 1: we went out, but we never told him we had sex.
Speaker 1: Now that I'm engaged, his brother insists on telling my
Speaker 1: fiance we had sex. What good will it do? Shouldn't
Speaker 1: we leave it in the past. Wow, well we should
Speaker 1: leave it in the past to see. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you what the deal is. The brother wants his brother
Speaker 1: to know exactly what he's getting. That's his mindset. Just
Speaker 1: so you know, man, I slept with him. Now you
Speaker 1: show you still Warner because it's a little bit of
Speaker 1: hate going on in there. It is, and young dudes
Speaker 1: have a little competitiveness in him. You know, brothers had that.
Speaker 1: Sibling rivalry is real and a lot of people. So
Speaker 1: for him to want to take this moment of pure
Speaker 1: ecstasy from his brother has something to do with the upbringing.
Speaker 1: That's really why he wants to go in there and
Speaker 1: share all with him. They know y'all went out a
Speaker 1: couple of times, but they do not know y'all had sex.
Speaker 1: It's best to leave it that. Exposing it does nothing
Speaker 1: for anybody except the brother. Would you want to know? No, no,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to know. I wouldn't No, No, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to know. And he know he wouldn't want
Speaker 1: to know. That's the part of it, and everybody had
Speaker 1: to pass. It's interesting that she happened to be with
Speaker 1: two brothers though. That happens. That happens, I mean, stuff happens. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a real that's real. I've had all. He can
Speaker 1: have sex. You can have accidental sex, you can have
Speaker 1: because sensual sex, you can have you know it just
Speaker 1: happened sex. You can have sex. You can have old
Speaker 1: Bible way six you can have just called sex. You
Speaker 1: can have you know, well what nothing else to do. Sex,
Speaker 1: you can have you know, I'll be damn six. You know,
Speaker 1: you can have a plethora of things that can go down.
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, you can have you know, drunken sex.
Speaker 1: You know, you can have regretful sex. You can't have it,
Speaker 1: but that's very rare with dudes female because because we'll
Speaker 1: keep having regretful sex. Yeah, can't ask questions, right because
Speaker 1: you know, regret comes afterwards. As long as we can,
Speaker 1: all monitors will be fine. Yeah, okay, you can have
Speaker 1: ready sick go six. Thank you, Cello. Coming up at
Speaker 1: the top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news
Speaker 1: for you right after this. You're listening to show well.
Speaker 1: Morgan Freeman Charlie Huhan is on the list of almost
Speaker 1: a thousand Americans who are banned from entering Russia. The
Speaker 1: list also includes President Joe Biden, Vice President Kamala Harris,
Speaker 1: and other members of the Biden administration, as well as
Speaker 1: all of the members of the House, Morgan, Freeman, Allan,
Speaker 1: all of them. Mor and Freeman made the list because
Speaker 1: of his work in support of the Committee to Investigate Russia,
Speaker 1: a nonprofit focused on fighting Russian interference in US elections.
Speaker 1: That's a good thing he's banned cause from my name,
Speaker 1: you won't to I don't really don't know about a kid.
Speaker 1: I've never had a desire to go to Russian Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm scared us now. Yeah, I'm okay, Yeah, go ahead
Speaker 1: and rub this night being deep. He banned from my house.
Speaker 1: Morgan Freeman. Yea hater kid Junior. I'm not hanging with Morgan.
Speaker 1: Can you come over with him? Well, I don't mind
Speaker 1: him coming over here, but you know we're gonna check
Speaker 1: him in like everybody else. I'm not doing security check
Speaker 1: on Morgan coming over here. You on that band Russian list,
Speaker 1: ain't no telling what you up to? Take those chains
Speaker 1: off the door. Okay, well we're moving on. And other
Speaker 1: entertainment news. Um Rick Ross hosted his inaugural car and
Speaker 1: bike show over the weekend. It was a sold out event.
Speaker 1: It was held on his compound in Fayetteville, Georgia. It
Speaker 1: included vendors, food, trucks, and of course plenty plenty of cars.
Speaker 1: Shadow O, Chosinko and two chains were on hand for
Speaker 1: what parking lot pimping uh at his finest. Both cars
Speaker 1: and bikes were represented at what was possibly the largest
Speaker 1: car show in the South. Were one when once it
Speaker 1: was over the weekend This past weekend should have went yeah,
Speaker 1: good pass. You ain't tailor boy man in the South
Speaker 1: with cars, Steve Oh, I put up in this nineteen
Speaker 1: for they drop top sixty two series Cadillac big with
Speaker 1: the biggest it's it's called honey cream. Honey cream got
Speaker 1: too big wide dog nuts on the original hub caps,
Speaker 1: original instrumentation panel. You didn't put no rims on it.
Speaker 1: Hell no, put no rims on my cars. And I
Speaker 1: keep all my cars presidential hydraulic hydraulic steam hydraulics going up.
Speaker 1: What if I'm jumping up down for I'm big pepper
Speaker 1: smooth ride dog. There ain't nothing wrong with them, no
Speaker 1: riders and stuff, but I don't want to ride. I
Speaker 1: gotta hang on to hey man, you free you drive
Speaker 1: your car today? Nah? I fell out last yet fell out?
Speaker 1: What fell out? The call? Next one? Next? Yeah? Well,
Speaker 1: congratulations to Ricky Rose. Now moving on. Keenan Thompson responds
Speaker 1: to Samuel L. Jackson getting him banned from Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 1: While on Ellen Degenerous Samuel L. Jackson told guest host
Speaker 1: Leslie Jones during an SNL skit that Keenan was supposed
Speaker 1: to stop him before he said the F bomb, but
Speaker 1: Samuel said the word. However, Keenan was recently on the
Speaker 1: Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon and said, this was not
Speaker 1: the case. Take a list and please you've been mad
Speaker 1: at me for that, so my bad. Bro. You know,
Speaker 1: I think he was gonna do it like that who
Speaker 1: robbed the F bomb on the show. But he says,
Speaker 1: I was supposed to cut him off before that, but
Speaker 1: the qute guard. It was just an f on the
Speaker 1: qute guard. It wasn't like the whole world. Then he
Speaker 1: doubled down and said it again. I was like, Yo,
Speaker 1: my man, we gotta pay for that one. Hey, Sam,
Speaker 1: it's all good, bro. Yeah, You're welcome anytime from what
Speaker 1: I've been hearing, so that the actual words, well, I'm
Speaker 1: pissed off too, because I'm I'm I'm bad from sad.
Speaker 1: Didn't night live who you are? I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: I don't know the little producer, but I don't. He
Speaker 1: don't like me, Lord Michaels. He never liked me. He
Speaker 1: ain't never licked. Really, you've never been on there? Well
Speaker 1: they ever been asked wighted? Nothing? Never well Keenan Thompson
Speaker 1: on the shop. Oh you know what you know, use me,
Speaker 1: but you won't use me. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: Oh dog gee, dog gee, it's all right though. You
Speaker 1: know I got something from mister Michaels. Are you crazy
Speaker 1: right now? Oh no, no, no, I've no, it's already done.
Speaker 1: Oh no, my table already got prepared in the presence
Speaker 1: of my enemies. Oh oh it's already done. I didn't
Speaker 1: even have to do nothing. But is this a rumor or?
Speaker 1: Is this a r It's a fact. Now he seen me,
Speaker 1: He see me, He seen me, he see me? What yeh?
Speaker 1: Turn it on? Yeah, I'm on Saturday night, Sunday morning,
Speaker 1: Friday afternoon. You need Saturday Night live. I'm on Monday night,
Speaker 1: today night. When Friday made it without you? Steve? How
Speaker 1: does he allow Keenan Thompson to do you and then
Speaker 1: he won't get you? I don't don't. How do I live,
Speaker 1: Keenan Thompson to me? Yeah, called me and Keenan coop.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, Maybe I ought to start blaming Keenan for
Speaker 1: not being on that it save your all on a
Speaker 1: former two brand. Boycott now you boycott? All right, we
Speaker 1: gotta check into this. Coming up in twenty minutes after
Speaker 1: the hour, we'll talk about the Memorial Day holiday weekend.
Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening to show. Well, Memorial Day
Speaker 1: Holiday weekend is the official kickoff to summer. And so, Steve,
Speaker 1: I gotta ask you what's one of your funniest, funniest
Speaker 1: summertime memories? And part two, what annoys you the most
Speaker 1: about summer? Two interesting questions? Can't wait? I don't know,
Speaker 1: I could just start. I guess what annoys me the
Speaker 1: most about summer is it's too short? Na, Just what
Speaker 1: annoys me most about summers of the activities it causes
Speaker 1: some people to partake in that don't need to partake in.
Speaker 1: And it's like some people shouldn't wear tank tops. Well,
Speaker 1: I just think summer brings how to look in some people.
Speaker 1: You know, I've often wondered. I tell you when I
Speaker 1: discovered it. You remember when you go to Disney all
Speaker 1: the time, I kept going where they didn't get these
Speaker 1: tank tops with the armhole that it stares all the
Speaker 1: way down to your belt, no matter how big you are.
Speaker 1: The armhole shows your whole side of your body. I
Speaker 1: discovered that they sell them tank tops at Walmart. I
Speaker 1: don't care how big you are. You can get your
Speaker 1: arm in this damn tank top. It might be tight
Speaker 1: around the stomach, but you're gonna be able to get
Speaker 1: in his armhole. That has always bothered me. Yell, your
Speaker 1: nephew had on one the other day, which it ain't
Speaker 1: time for him for that. It's it's like time. He
Speaker 1: ain't quite there. See these sleeves. I got on, get
Speaker 1: you some sleeves. Doc, you're not quite there. I know
Speaker 1: your little boy. Thank you Strong and Jordan is nd
Speaker 1: there are those of us who know better also to
Speaker 1: watch white men in the suburbs cut their lawn with
Speaker 1: them strapped sandals, with them socks on. That's another thing
Speaker 1: that that summer brings out that I almost want to
Speaker 1: stop and go take your damn socks out. I just
Speaker 1: want to say that, but I can't. Also, at uh,
Speaker 1: there are people on beaches unclothed that really they need
Speaker 1: They need to be bb is what I'm saying, and
Speaker 1: that's really beach band. Beach band. There's some people that
Speaker 1: you know, listen to me fellas if you didn't put
Speaker 1: on your swimming trunks and you can no longer find
Speaker 1: the draw strain, Yes, it's time. If you were two
Speaker 1: pieces and we can only find the top piece, we
Speaker 1: have a problem. Oh look at the time, we have
Speaker 1: a problem. We're never asking you about I'm just telling you.
Speaker 1: Ask me what aggravates me about something? I was just
Speaker 1: telling you. This is coming up in thirty four minutes
Speaker 1: after the hour. Today is election day. Hey, we're telling nothing,
Speaker 1: and show us your babies quiet that you're listening to
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Speaker 1: election day. Uh, Steve Harvey Nation, please, Uh, we gotta
Speaker 1: let you know these things. Voter suppression is an attempt
Speaker 1: to make it harder for us to make our voices heard.
Speaker 1: It continues to be a real challenge today, especially for
Speaker 1: black and brown voters and young people. Okay, but don't
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Speaker 1: runoff elections in Texas. Polling places will open at seven
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Speaker 1: We are and have become a voting machine. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We have proven that our vote moves the needle and
Speaker 1: changes and affects things. And the Conservative Party knows that
Speaker 1: and they're doing everything in their power to do it. Y'all.
Speaker 1: Go to the polls today. Go on your lunch break,
Speaker 1: go before you go in this morning, go after work,
Speaker 1: but get to the polls in the states. That's listening,
Speaker 1: that has I'm in Georgia. We got to go, wife,
Speaker 1: getting down there. Let's go. Let's go. And don't think
Speaker 1: your vote doesn't matter. Oh, my little vote isn't gonna matter. Yes,
Speaker 1: it matters. All of our little votes change the presidency
Speaker 1: last year. Yeah, and all of our little votes in
Speaker 1: Georgia affected the Senate with warsaw, with a warnock and assaw. Yes,
Speaker 1: i'll vote works, I'll vote, will work for Stacey Abrams
Speaker 1: in Georgia. Your vote will work in Pennsylvania. Your work
Speaker 1: you'll vote will work in Tennessee, it will work in Texas.
Speaker 1: It works if you use it. Every vote counts, and
Speaker 1: they're counting on all votes not working. Absolutely, they're counting
Speaker 1: on the fact that you will not vote. That's what
Speaker 1: they're counting on because they know if you vote, they're
Speaker 1: in trouble. That's right, Steve, that's right. One eight six
Speaker 1: sixth hour vote is the number. If you have any
Speaker 1: problems at the polling places today, listen to me. Y'all
Speaker 1: understanding this. If you want to get back at the system,
Speaker 1: if you want to really fight back, remove them from
Speaker 1: position and power. Once you take their position, they out
Speaker 1: of power. And once you take their power in position,
Speaker 1: their money come up short. If you really want to
Speaker 1: get even with them, vote absolutely, and I think everybody
Speaker 1: that can hear our voices in the state of Georgia.
Speaker 1: It's your duty and obligation we owe Stacy Abrams. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: fighting for us, folks. Let me tell y'all something and
Speaker 1: Camp their campaign. They're running against each other, the Republicans,
Speaker 1: the Georgian two people are running for government. You know
Speaker 1: what that campaign is. We can defeat Stacy Abrams. Yeah, Kemp.
Speaker 1: Kemp defeated her before he could do it again. That's
Speaker 1: and he's running against the other white candidate. They don't
Speaker 1: canating about that. How is that your mandate because they
Speaker 1: want to get the primary. They want to get Camp
Speaker 1: wants to get that nomination from that party for the Republicans,
Speaker 1: So in November he can go up against Stacy Abrams
Speaker 1: and tried to beat her, but we got something for
Speaker 1: him or Ram in the bush. Uh huh huh. We're ready.
Speaker 1: We're ready in Georgia. Yeah, every vote counts, Every vote counts,
Speaker 1: all right. Coming up next, it is a nephew with today.
Speaker 1: It's prying phone call. Right after this you're listening to
Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. Right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, and
Speaker 1: the subject is why is he so small? We don't know,
Speaker 1: but we'll get into it right after this. First, the
Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you
Speaker 1: got for its new? Uh? Didn't do it. We're gonna
Speaker 1: get on. I'm I'm going through mum my files right now.
Speaker 1: I got you know, hold on, let me check this
Speaker 1: out here, get to the filing. Can I know some
Speaker 1: people in their car right now, Tim, But if you
Speaker 1: don't hurry up and play the dog, gonna prank for playing.
Speaker 1: We got to go into work with all that plan.
Speaker 1: Come on, you know which one you can't play, Tommy. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to give a little suspense to it,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, Just a little suspense. So let me see. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: let me do it like my my granddad and say
Speaker 1: all right, he looks at that index thing. Yeah yes,
Speaker 1: let me let me do it like your uncle used
Speaker 1: to do it. Reaching, don't get you something, reaching there
Speaker 1: and get you something reaching then get your prank. Get
Speaker 1: in reaching there and reaching then get you one. Don't
Speaker 1: get you one, get you one quarter there you go.
Speaker 1: This right here is relationship departure. Relationship depart watch, let's
Speaker 1: go catch up glove. Hey, Brian, Hey, baby, I was um,
Speaker 1: I was calling to tell you baby. Look, I just
Speaker 1: I just can't do it. I got it. Huh oh
Speaker 1: hello Bryan, Brian. Hey, this is Greg. I know, I
Speaker 1: know you was just talking to vow. But this is
Speaker 1: this is Greg talking to this Brian Greg. Who. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is Brian Greg. I was just talking to my wife.
Speaker 1: Did you put it back on the phone. Uh No,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna be able to do that.
Speaker 1: Why can't you do that? Man? Hey, let me explain
Speaker 1: something to you? Uh all right, there's some things, you know,
Speaker 1: long conversations about this. Oh well, well, how you know
Speaker 1: my wife on the first name basis like that? Man?
Speaker 1: How you who are you? Like I said, man, my
Speaker 1: name is Greg? Uh all right? The airport? Okay, well airport?
Speaker 1: Which the airport? And why is you? Were you at
Speaker 1: the airport with my wife? Sport? Hey? Let me hey,
Speaker 1: all of this is complicated. Okay, it's really yeah it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: make it simple for me. Okay, So what I want
Speaker 1: to explain to you? What let me explain to you. Man. No,
Speaker 1: We've got a lot of long conversations about this. It's
Speaker 1: something that you when when was this? Why? Why are
Speaker 1: you at the airport with my wife's with me? And
Speaker 1: why is leaving with me? Okay? What we're leaving? And
Speaker 1: what do you mean leaving leaving me? Oh? Hell no?
Speaker 1: Put it on the phone. And I don't even want
Speaker 1: to talk to you, man. Put her on the phone.
Speaker 1: Put her on the phone, man, and look, you need
Speaker 1: to put her on the phone right now, leaving. I
Speaker 1: don't believe that. Now. I want to hear her say
Speaker 1: that you want to talk to me? Oh here, you're staying.
Speaker 1: He let me talk to my wife, man, because you
Speaker 1: you feed maybe baby? Yeah? Yeah, yeah? What's up? What's
Speaker 1: this dude? Talking about? Sweet to tell you this for
Speaker 1: a while so you think everything ok. But it hasn't
Speaker 1: been okay. Why are you telling me this whole phon?
Speaker 1: Why can't you just come home and tell me? Why
Speaker 1: can't you just tell me this to my face? Hey? Hey, hey, bro,
Speaker 1: come on, man, why are you talking to my wife? Hey? Hey,
Speaker 1: hey bro, I know this is painful. Man. Now you
Speaker 1: don't know, you don't know nothing. But I noticed Okay,
Speaker 1: the ladies just put my wife on the phone, did
Speaker 1: you if you got any ounce of a man and
Speaker 1: you just put my wife's back on the phone. All right,
Speaker 1: bro let me, let me, let me say, let me
Speaker 1: you can say something to you. Man's sitement? What it was?
Speaker 1: It less than my wife on the phone. But you
Speaker 1: ain't got nothing. I'm gonna put her on in the second.
Speaker 1: But let me say this to you man, same man,
Speaker 1: and wrap it up because I need to talk to
Speaker 1: my wife. I just want you to know this. Brot me.
Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby man that
Speaker 1: show got me to prank phone call you? What's your
Speaker 1: hold on? So? So okay, if you point to me
Speaker 1: what's up with the airport and stuff in the back,
Speaker 1: then when y'all at the airport, no, bro, your wife
Speaker 1: is here at the studio. Man ain't not happening. Man,
Speaker 1: You're wife hold on. I'm gonna let you talk you
Speaker 1: all right. First of all, are you all right? Man?
Speaker 1: Oh man? It was about to be a murder sing man.
Speaker 1: Look at now, who's a big Finally you could have
Speaker 1: been a little bit more. You and y'all your brother
Speaker 1: you think y'all. The only one can prank people. You
Speaker 1: and your brother be pranking all the time. Man, man,
Speaker 1: it's life stuff. Girl. You ain't happy birthday, baby, you
Speaker 1: got a birthday coming up. Happy birthday, Brian. This yeah,
Speaker 1: man looking great, gifts great gyft man. Let me tuck
Speaker 1: my wife. Man, I got ain't got no dude, your
Speaker 1: wife hold on please? But what woman? You got me?
Speaker 1: All right? Don't don't. You ain't gotta go this far
Speaker 1: right every time it's supposed to be funny. I did
Speaker 1: feel bad, but you kind of started tearing up. But
Speaker 1: I'm glad to know you fight for me like that fight.
Speaker 1: It was gonna be some fights. It wasn't. Oh girl,
Speaker 1: just hey, bring your black home. Don't even stop at rent, Like,
Speaker 1: do you know how passes get through when they say
Speaker 1: they preached that thing? I pranked that thing right there?
Speaker 1: You him, I pranked that thing right now. Okay, I
Speaker 1: pranked that thing right there. I don't don't, I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't care how y'all look at I pranked that
Speaker 1: thing right there? You feel me? Man, Worship service, Craig.
Speaker 1: You know it's it's it's it's something about when you
Speaker 1: get a man almost to tears Hue. That's that's when
Speaker 1: you get when you push somebody to that limit, when
Speaker 1: you know you got him in the palm of your hand.
Speaker 1: I pranked that thing right there. I pranked that thing
Speaker 1: right now. Thank you, Shirley people. I don't ask for
Speaker 1: my accolades. How I'm gonna get him. A lot of
Speaker 1: people get him and don't ask. But that's beside the point.
Speaker 1: As far as me in my house, we will serve
Speaker 1: the pranks. Come on, Joshua Miles. Yeah, okay, we will
Speaker 1: serve the plank. There you have it. I will serve.
Speaker 1: Columbia South kaka lak It. Do you live first? Baby
Speaker 1: after Coger, that's right, the Coga Performing Arts Center. The
Speaker 1: nephew will be coming. That spit in the Polish dapper
Speaker 1: as you know, funny is all get out. Get your
Speaker 1: tickets there on sale right now. That is once again
Speaker 1: Columbia South Kakilakhead you live first. Tick us on sale
Speaker 1: right now. You can get them at the box office.
Speaker 1: You can get them at the ticket masks. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You can get them around the corner but the barber shop.
Speaker 1: You can get it at Burger King. I don't care
Speaker 1: where you get it, you can get it. Tickets are
Speaker 1: on seal right now, yeah, you know where you know?
Speaker 1: Anywhere you can drive through they might have them. Now, okay,
Speaker 1: flie through the flide up through Popeyes, get you a
Speaker 1: two piece, a biscuit and U and tell them you
Speaker 1: want two tickets to see time. I promise you somebody
Speaker 1: to drive through. Probably got there for you. Okay, wherever
Speaker 1: you can get them, get them, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: please please question. I was gonna say, all right, now,
Speaker 1: do you have a hype man on stage? Ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: put your hands together. But the King pranks King prancelet?
Speaker 1: Do you have that? Because I don't. Might need to
Speaker 1: get that. I don't. But we're working on that. We're
Speaker 1: working on that. We're working on it. Taking pranklet and
Speaker 1: then we go how to prank, and then after that
Speaker 1: we go how to prank dances come out and the
Speaker 1: Now that's a show. Right there, you are, Buffy, you
Speaker 1: did take that? Take that all right? Coming up next,
Speaker 1: it's my Strawberry letter. The subject is why is he
Speaker 1: so small? We'll get into that why right after this.
Speaker 1: This ain't got nothing to do with me. You're listening
Speaker 1: to Dave Harvey Morning Show. Well, today is the election
Speaker 1: day in Georgia, Alabama, and Arkansas and runoff elections in Texas.
Speaker 1: So please people get out and vote today. Go to
Speaker 1: When We All Vote dot org for all of your
Speaker 1: voting information. Okay, yeah and uh yeah yeah, we gotta
Speaker 1: do it. Let's show up, all right, and it is
Speaker 1: time now for today's Strawberry Letter. If you need advice
Speaker 1: on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, please submit
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Speaker 1: We could be reading your letter live on the air,
Speaker 1: just like we're gonna read this one right here, right now,
Speaker 1: and you never know, it could be yours, Junior. Why
Speaker 1: don't you do the honors today? Will Shirley. Ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: it is time for the Strawberry Letter with my good
Speaker 1: friend Shirley straw Thank you, junior. Subject why is he
Speaker 1: so small? Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a thirty seven year
Speaker 1: old divorced woman and I met a man online that
Speaker 1: I really got a good feeling about. We talked on
Speaker 1: the phone for a week and then we started doing
Speaker 1: video so we could see each other. I'm very shy,
Speaker 1: so this was an ideal way for me to meet
Speaker 1: someone to get to know them. My ex husband was
Speaker 1: emotionally abusive and he cheated on me twice. I never
Speaker 1: wanted to get a divorce, but he gave me no option.
Speaker 1: I struggled with going on blind dates because I have
Speaker 1: very specific qualities I'm looking for in a man. I
Speaker 1: put all of that on my profile. So when I
Speaker 1: met this guy that I'm dating now, I assumed he
Speaker 1: fit the criteria. Whenever we video chat, he was sitting
Speaker 1: straight up or lounging on his sofa. He had nice
Speaker 1: arms and upper body, and he's a gym rat, always
Speaker 1: talking about his workouts. I told him that I wasn't
Speaker 1: in the best shape yet, but I was working on
Speaker 1: my body too. I was apprehensive to meet him because
Speaker 1: he was so muscular. He begged and begged, and I
Speaker 1: finally agreed to meet him at a farmer's market so
Speaker 1: we could get some fresh food and cooked together. At
Speaker 1: my house, I pulled up, I saw him from a distance,
Speaker 1: and I started to drive away. I'm all of five
Speaker 1: five five five inches tall, and so is he well,
Speaker 1: he maybe five seven and stocky looking. I got out
Speaker 1: in a sun dress and heels, and I was eye
Speaker 1: to eye with him when I hugged him. Our first
Speaker 1: date was wonderful and he's a good cook. But I
Speaker 1: couldn't help but notice his wide shoulders, knife back, and
Speaker 1: small waist and legs. It was a turn off. And
Speaker 1: I'm trying not to be so judgmental, but why is
Speaker 1: he so small? I know big things come in small packages,
Speaker 1: so I pray he has a big surprise for me
Speaker 1: in the bed. That may be the deciding factor. Am
Speaker 1: I being too picky and petty? Are you being too
Speaker 1: picky or petty? I'll say no, because you have every
Speaker 1: right to want what you want. If you like bigger guys,
Speaker 1: if you like taller guys, it's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 1: But now there's another part to all of this, and
Speaker 1: that is no one is perfect. I mean not even you.
Speaker 1: You mentioned it. You have some work to do too,
Speaker 1: and you need to get to the gym. You mentioned that.
Speaker 1: And if he's a good man in every other area
Speaker 1: and he treats you like a queen, which of course
Speaker 1: only time will tell. You only said he was a
Speaker 1: good cook so far, but you know you should take
Speaker 1: that into consideration. I mean, give him points for that. Sometimes,
Speaker 1: you know, we get fixated on the wrong things. We
Speaker 1: get fixated on physical things instead of the inner goodness
Speaker 1: and beauty of a person, the good hearted heartedness of
Speaker 1: a person, etc. I think you did get catfished with
Speaker 1: his height though, because you didn't know how short he
Speaker 1: was until you actually met him and not before. So
Speaker 1: you got to ask yourself, can you get past his
Speaker 1: shortcoming so to speak? Or can you not get past them?
Speaker 1: You say, if you sleep with him, that could make
Speaker 1: you help make your decision. So right back and let
Speaker 1: us know how he sizes up, because apparently you're getting
Speaker 1: ready to do that, or you're going to do that,
Speaker 1: you have plans to do that, so let us know how.
Speaker 1: You know everything turns out all right, write us back, Steve,
Speaker 1: I'm a little surprised at this letter, but they're not
Speaker 1: surprise at all. And we'll go through it. Whis he
Speaker 1: so smart? Welco, let's talk about it. You're thirty seven
Speaker 1: year old divorced woman. You met a man online and
Speaker 1: you had a good feeling about him. Okay, that's women's intuition.
Speaker 1: It works. He talked for a week, then you start
Speaker 1: doing video calls. A very shy. So this is an
Speaker 1: ideal way for me to meet somebody. Also a smart
Speaker 1: way to date too. Before you go out with these people,
Speaker 1: get on a video call, ladies. That's the smart way
Speaker 1: to date. That's the smart So far, so good. Max
Speaker 1: husband was amostly abusively cheated on me twice. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to get a divorce where he gave me no option.
Speaker 1: I struggle with going on blind days because I have
Speaker 1: a very speci fit qualities of what I'm looking for
Speaker 1: in a man. Well, what you should say is you
Speaker 1: have very physical requirements that you're looking for in a man.
Speaker 1: That's what you have. I struggle with going on blind day.
Speaker 1: You got very specific qualities I'm looking for a man.
Speaker 1: I put all that on my profile. So when I
Speaker 1: met this guy that I'm dating now, I assume to
Speaker 1: here fit the criteria. Excuse me, excuse me. You said
Speaker 1: you put that on your profile. Okay, it's home now
Speaker 1: he read it. He fit everything else. Problem and based
Speaker 1: on the conversations, it's true you told him how tall
Speaker 1: you wanted a man. But who gets everything? Lord? I
Speaker 1: wish Tommy was here, you know, so we could get
Speaker 1: some you know, some real feedback. So we can let
Speaker 1: you talk to a man that has had run into
Speaker 1: this situation before. I have never run into this situation,
Speaker 1: so I can't speak for firsthand, but I'm sure in
Speaker 1: time it were here on this Strawberry letter, he could
Speaker 1: tell you how a man feel about stuff like dan,
Speaker 1: give you some insight. And so we'll get into that
Speaker 1: one day where yeah, so we'll get into it, and
Speaker 1: then whenever we video chat. He was sitting straight up
Speaker 1: a lounging on his sofa. My man, my man, He
Speaker 1: knew not to be standing up behind that couch so
Speaker 1: you could just see behind that couch, you know what
Speaker 1: would be visible, you know, And he got his elbows
Speaker 1: rested on the back of that couch. You the knew
Speaker 1: right there. All right, Hold that thought, Steve, Hold that thought.
Speaker 1: We'll have part two of your response coming up at
Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject
Speaker 1: why is he so Small? We'll get back into it
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject
Speaker 1: is why is he so small? Well, this lady Dementia's
Speaker 1: man only line she's divorced with an abusive relationship. She
Speaker 1: met a really nice man, they chatted, They finally video
Speaker 1: called each other, which I complimented on a very very
Speaker 1: smart way. Before you meet these guys, everything was going good.
Speaker 1: And she said she didn't go on blind dates because
Speaker 1: she struggled with them, because she has specific quality. She
Speaker 1: was looking for the man, and she said she put
Speaker 1: all that on her profile. Well she did. She put
Speaker 1: it on her profile and this date read it. So
Speaker 1: when she met this guy and I'm dating now, I
Speaker 1: assumed he fit the criteria. Well, you know that was
Speaker 1: on your profile. He read, he read it. We all
Speaker 1: do that. That's how we did. We mean, we heard
Speaker 1: what you said. We want to hear what we are.
Speaker 1: Hear what we are. Let me see if you like
Speaker 1: this here and so whenever we video chat, he was
Speaker 1: sitting straight up or lounging on his sofa. You know,
Speaker 1: he has nice arms and an upper body, and he's
Speaker 1: a gym rat. Okay, brot take care of himself, always
Speaker 1: talking about his workouts. I told him I wasn't in
Speaker 1: the base best shade yet, but I was working on
Speaker 1: my body too. Let's park right here now, you're to
Speaker 1: put all this in your profile out. Let's just say
Speaker 1: tall dog and Hans. Let's just say a man that's
Speaker 1: in shape to take care of itself. And now here
Speaker 1: you are admitted me. You have to divorce. You've been
Speaker 1: just eat after divorce. You're hugging just over the eat.
Speaker 1: Now you're on the foe. Warn him. I told him
Speaker 1: I wasn't in the best shape yet, but I was
Speaker 1: working on my body too well, you know what. And
Speaker 1: he accepted that. I was apprehensive to meet him because
Speaker 1: he was so muscular. Yeah, boy in the gym and
Speaker 1: you ain't okay. He begged and begged, and I finally
Speaker 1: agreed to meet him at a farmer's market. So we
Speaker 1: get some fresh food and cooked together at my house.
Speaker 1: When I pulled up, I saw him from a distance
Speaker 1: and I started to drive away. I'm all a five
Speaker 1: five talk and so is he. Well, he may be
Speaker 1: by seven and stocky looking. I got out in the
Speaker 1: sun dressing heels and I was out of eye with
Speaker 1: him when when I hugged him. Our first date was wonderful.
Speaker 1: He's a good cook, but I couldn't help but notice
Speaker 1: his wide shoulders, nice back, and small waisting legs. He
Speaker 1: you don't know he's been working out. He could have
Speaker 1: been in prison too. That's prison body. They don't have
Speaker 1: leg machines in the joint. Time we got you ain't
Speaker 1: got time to work on your legs that dudey damn
Speaker 1: pull ups man. And they don't do leg machines in prison.
Speaker 1: They don't have that. You ain't got long. You got
Speaker 1: out there, your turn, you got lifted his weight anyway.
Speaker 1: But now I ain't saying he went to prison. But
Speaker 1: that's a prison boy. That's what they call. I couldn't
Speaker 1: help but notice all lesson and now it was a
Speaker 1: turn off. And I'm trying not to be so judgmental,
Speaker 1: but why is he so small? I know big things
Speaker 1: come in small packages, but I prayed he is a
Speaker 1: big size. Surprised for me in the bed. Maybe that'll
Speaker 1: be to decide in fact, I being too picky and petty.
Speaker 1: You ain't being picky and petty enough nothing. You know,
Speaker 1: you find a sleep with it, you know you know
Speaker 1: where are you going? Lady? You already didn't decide that
Speaker 1: you finds asleep with it because you want some of
Speaker 1: that some of that muscle back up on that doing
Speaker 1: his job. You want to see how many presses he
Speaker 1: can do with you. That's what you won't, ain't it.
Speaker 1: You want to see if he can pick you up,
Speaker 1: even though you ain't in shape yet, and if he
Speaker 1: can where we act, you're hoping he got a big
Speaker 1: surprise for you down there. You've already decided you're sleeping
Speaker 1: with this man. So where the hell did the line
Speaker 1: come from? Am I being too picky and petty? And
Speaker 1: let me remind you, sister, I ain't saying you got
Speaker 1: the lower your standards, but let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: Y'all can't get what you don't give. Ladies, your list
Speaker 1: is important, but make sure that you are the list. Okay,
Speaker 1: you can't walk. A man that's in great shape, got
Speaker 1: hisself together, got great credit, and you ain't got yourself together.
Speaker 1: You ain't in shape and ain't in a position to
Speaker 1: help him get his credit together. Remember the ladies, y'all
Speaker 1: got to quit ask him for what you don't have
Speaker 1: to offer. Now. I don't mind you have an extensive listen,
Speaker 1: but make sure you are the list. See, you can't
Speaker 1: come to me, won't this and you don't have it?
Speaker 1: You can't get what you never had. I'm sorry that
Speaker 1: ain't my fault. That ought to be a Bible verse.
Speaker 1: I think something in there like that, somewhere where the
Speaker 1: Bible verse for that ship. Find me a scripture, because
Speaker 1: I just came up with arm be hit. That's all
Speaker 1: I had. But you know, lady, look you at something here.
Speaker 1: You're thirty seven years old. You want a man that
Speaker 1: to treat you right, that's kind to you. Everybody ain't
Speaker 1: gonna be everything. I'm not everything Marjorie wanted. I'm sure
Speaker 1: ain't missing nothing. But you know, I don't know what
Speaker 1: else she wanted. You know, but I've noticed as the years,
Speaker 1: I've come up short and a couple of categories. I
Speaker 1: thought I'll just fine. I thought I was doing Jeff fine.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't communicate good enough. You talk for
Speaker 1: a living, but you don't talk to me like that. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what you want? You want to do jokes
Speaker 1: at the house. Do you want these jokes at the house?
Speaker 1: You want me to tell you what the survey say
Speaker 1: what you want? So I'm not really mad at this guy.
Speaker 1: I don't think he lied, and I think that you've
Speaker 1: already decided you're gonna sleep with him, So now go ahead. Yeah,
Speaker 1: good luck, you might have a good, nice little good
Speaker 1: little show as Man show. Tommy was here, all right,
Speaker 1: poster comings. Thank you Steve on today's Strawberry Letter at
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, Are you telling I said that too? Because
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Speaker 1: its Strawberry Letter podcast on demand as well. Coming up
Speaker 1: at forty six minutes after the hour, it's Junior and
Speaker 1: Sports Talk right after this. You're listening to Steve Morning Show.
Speaker 1: All right, you know what time it is. It is
Speaker 1: sports time, time for sports talk with Junior. What you
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Speaker 1: let's get to sports. I know you had to see
Speaker 1: this game last night. Man, I can't put no money
Speaker 1: on the Eastern Conference Finals. I can't. Okay, First of all,
Speaker 1: Miami blow them out. Boston blow them out. Miami blow
Speaker 1: them out the last night, Boston blew them about one
Speaker 1: o two to eighty two. And listen, I don't I
Speaker 1: don't know how you can call it's best of three now,
Speaker 1: so you know, two to each. All I know is
Speaker 1: that Jason Tatum is probably the next biggest superstar in
Speaker 1: the NBA right now. That boy, yeah, man, that boy
Speaker 1: dropped thirty one last night. Man. It was just how
Speaker 1: he got the thirty one. That's what's impressive. Man. It
Speaker 1: didn't matter if you ran two people at him, he
Speaker 1: hitting the shot. If it's hint one on one, he
Speaker 1: got the shot. It was just a game where they
Speaker 1: just dominated. Miami never led last night, not one time.
Speaker 1: Then you got Al Horford, who is one hundred and
Speaker 1: two on the NBA court blocking shots. It's just one
Speaker 1: of these things, man, I like, look at this. If
Speaker 1: you're gonna lose your money, betting on this series right here.
Speaker 1: We don't know what to put this money up against.
Speaker 1: Right down, Yeah, playing they play with Mikey mostly j Yeah.
Speaker 1: If you're supposed to be dominant, be dominant. I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't. I can't see this now in the Western
Speaker 1: cover finals. Let's just say, Dallas, come on, let's be
Speaker 1: real now, vacation low girlfriends is booking flights in the
Speaker 1: hotels right now because wives, Yeah, basketball wives or booking.
Speaker 1: It's actually time to get the fishing baits looking at it.
Speaker 1: I mean, give us something, Dallas, come on now, we
Speaker 1: got game for tonight. They're going home. Come on, man,
Speaker 1: I mean we got to have somebody now. It just
Speaker 1: can't be Luca. Luca can't do it by himself. He
Speaker 1: need help. Now. If they if you're just gonna miss shots,
Speaker 1: book me and time and we ain't doing nothing. We
Speaker 1: can go out and miss the shots. I can miss
Speaker 1: the shots for you. I'm good with that. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: t I can shoot a shot man and run down
Speaker 1: court likes. I'm no good in hell. Well, it ain't
Speaker 1: going each So we're gonna have to see what's gonna happen. Man,
Speaker 1: We're gonna see what's gonna happen with the Masks and
Speaker 1: the Golden State Warriors. But I have no idea what's
Speaker 1: going on in Miami in Boston. No, don't bet on
Speaker 1: that yet. All right, thank you, Junior. Coming up at
Speaker 1: the top of the hour, we're checking Steve's voicemail eight
Speaker 1: seven seven twenty nine. Steve. Right after this, you're listening
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, it is time
Speaker 1: to check your voicemail. Eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve,
Speaker 1: it's the number. Here we go, you're ready, Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: This caller his name is Dennis, and he just left
Speaker 1: a message for you, Steve, Steve Harry. I just want
Speaker 1: to say, God bless you. My name is Dennis Griffin,
Speaker 1: and everything you say about the Bible and everything you
Speaker 1: say about God, you're absolutely right. Because I was down
Speaker 1: at one time in my life and I told that
Speaker 1: God to be blessing. I will let everybody know about him,
Speaker 1: and Steve Harry, you are one right. One day you're
Speaker 1: going to be a preacher, and one day I'm gonna
Speaker 1: meet you. God bless you and have a good day. Well,
Speaker 1: one of them things gonna happen for show dinners, we
Speaker 1: would probably meet for I'll be a preacher. So many
Speaker 1: people tell you that I'm already working for the Lord.
Speaker 1: I'm just like Kim. I'm working across the street. That's
Speaker 1: all I'm seeing people over there. Yeah, yeah, thank you, Dennis.
Speaker 1: Here's another caller from Buffalo whose name is Bobby. God
Speaker 1: bless you, brother Harvey. How you're doing, man, My name
Speaker 1: is Elder Bobby Blackwell. I'm calling from the city of Buffalo,
Speaker 1: New York, and Dug Steve. I know you heard about
Speaker 1: the tragedy and everything, man, is really heartbreaking here in
Speaker 1: the city of Buffalo. But we're trying to come together
Speaker 1: and trying to put our heads together to work out
Speaker 1: something in this community. The only thing that I asked for,
Speaker 1: Steve is that you keep the entire city of Buffalo,
Speaker 1: New York in your prayers and man, it would be
Speaker 1: most most appreciated if you did, Steve. I love you, man.
Speaker 1: I'm showing you're much loved. Man. I've been a fan
Speaker 1: ever since nineteen ninety six when I first saw you
Speaker 1: on Death Comedy jam My Brother. I'm a fan then,
Speaker 1: and I'm still a fan now. All right, love your man,
Speaker 1: keep your head up piece. I love you back, Bobby, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love you back. Ninety six Death of jail Boy.
Speaker 1: I've been around a long time, man, God and kept
Speaker 1: me relevant. Man. Our hearts and prayers go out to
Speaker 1: City of Buffalo. We got y'all and anything we can do.
Speaker 1: You know, we had a crump on the radio about it.
Speaker 1: You know we're gonna we're gonna stay at the forefront
Speaker 1: of this thing. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. The thing I
Speaker 1: ain't like that they walked that white boy out like
Speaker 1: he had a jaywalking ticket. Yeah. The dude that bum
Speaker 1: rushed the stage on Dave shapp Hell, they whipped his
Speaker 1: ass bad, and they whipped this little white boy. So
Speaker 1: that's what I don't understand. You do a crime like that,
Speaker 1: you bost get your teeth kicked in and all that
Speaker 1: was being bad shaped when they're affrehi Hey walking him
Speaker 1: out and now Fox is just he's just a mentally
Speaker 1: ill person. Yeah no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no. He was perfectly saying picking and choosing
Speaker 1: who was who he was gonna kill. He set out
Speaker 1: this right here that ain't no mental illness is called racism.
Speaker 1: A lot of a lot of people got it, Yes,
Speaker 1: a lot of people got it. It's called you are
Speaker 1: racist and a bigot. Now that's a mental illness. You
Speaker 1: could call it that, but it's really just a condition.
Speaker 1: It's how you are. It's how you are, all right.
Speaker 1: Moving on to Sherry. She has a call about Judge Steve,
Speaker 1: so you've already. My name is Sherry, and you know what,
Speaker 1: I've loved and admired you for years until I watched
Speaker 1: your shows a judge, and you had a lady on
Speaker 1: there that had her daughter on there suing her for money.
Speaker 1: But you don't know single moms. You have money and
Speaker 1: you don't have to worry about nothing like that. But
Speaker 1: a single mom works so hard, so hard and goes
Speaker 1: through so much to raise them children, take care of
Speaker 1: them children. And that girl should have gave her mom
Speaker 1: with that money and not been in court trying to
Speaker 1: sue her. And you should not have gave that girl
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars. I know else. I respect you, man.
Speaker 1: You're so wrong. You don't know how hard it is
Speaker 1: to raise children as a single mom. I worked my
Speaker 1: ass off and I had getten the morning to take
Speaker 1: that kids to school. And you just don't know. And
Speaker 1: you know when you do all this for children, and
Speaker 1: you raise the mark that one a single mom, they
Speaker 1: should give something back. And you should not have gave
Speaker 1: that girl ten thousand doll You should have respected that
Speaker 1: mom for doing all she did. Have a good day. Wow, Hey, Schuy,
Speaker 1: what case did you see? That ain't how the case went.
Speaker 1: And Miss Sherry, this case wasn't about you, right, And
Speaker 1: it's a damn TV show. Lord, have mercy, we'll be back.
Speaker 1: I got something to say to miss Sherry. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right. And twenty minutes after, right after this, you're
Speaker 1: listening Morning show. All right. See, before we left, you
Speaker 1: were responding to a caller named Sherry about Steve. I
Speaker 1: just want y'all to hear her voice. I didn't play
Speaker 1: her voice again, so I can already. My name is Sherry, Okay,
Speaker 1: right there, Miss Sherry. I just founded the point out
Speaker 1: to you that I don't know what case you're talking about,
Speaker 1: but I do my cases according to the law and
Speaker 1: what I feel is right in my heart. And you
Speaker 1: having a complaint and I only hear about single mothers
Speaker 1: and ols. This damn case wasn't about you, Miss Sherry.
Speaker 1: It really wasn't. And I know you didn't took it
Speaker 1: upon yourself to interject yourself into the case and make
Speaker 1: it about you, But it wouldn't. It wasn't about you,
Speaker 1: Miss Sherry. And if you just get off of that
Speaker 1: and you've lost all respect for me over damn TV show,
Speaker 1: I'll be damn Miss Sherry. I'm gonna point something out
Speaker 1: of you. I've lost all respect for you too, and
Speaker 1: I ain't even met you before. Now how you like that?
Speaker 1: How you like people losing respect for you that ain't
Speaker 1: ever met you, Miss Sherry? How that sound to you?
Speaker 1: Based over damn TV show? You're gonna lose respect? All
Speaker 1: these years have been entertaining you, and you've been watching
Speaker 1: family feud and everything, and now all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: one case that ain't have a damn thing to deal
Speaker 1: with you, and now all of a sudden you wants
Speaker 1: to lose respect for me. Well, Miss Sherry, I've lost
Speaker 1: it for you too. And I'm gonna call your girlfriends
Speaker 1: down at the knitting club and I'm gonna tell them
Speaker 1: how what you said about me, and I'm gonna sick
Speaker 1: them on you. People at the church know your voice
Speaker 1: and know you ain't right that right, Miss Sherry? Just
Speaker 1: wnt right? All right? Coming up more of the Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show at thirty three minutes after right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, guys, it is time for would
Speaker 1: you rather for today? Would you rather now think about this?
Speaker 1: Would you rather receive the Nobel Peace Prize or would
Speaker 1: you rather get an Oscar? Mm? I'm gonna go with
Speaker 1: Nobel Peace Prize because they're fighting at the Oscars. I'm
Speaker 1: slab laughing. People run up when you win. I'm about peace.
Speaker 1: I'd love to get Nobel Peace Prize to mean more
Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, how person? I am? Because you know
Speaker 1: it's it's it's an award. It's a reward versus an award.
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, it's a reward for hard work. Oscars
Speaker 1: is an award. Okay, oh okay. You know something you
Speaker 1: get a reward for you accomplish something, you see benefit
Speaker 1: of something you've done, and award they just give you something.
Speaker 1: It's usually a group of people or something like that.
Speaker 1: It ain't got to be unanimous at all like that.
Speaker 1: So I'm about the Noble Peace Prize. Okay, all right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather starve for a week, star for a week,
Speaker 1: or go to jail for a day? Oh, I'm going
Speaker 1: to jail, Going to jail really, Hell yeah, jail. They
Speaker 1: feed you in there, they give you something, don't like it.
Speaker 1: So we're not gonna sider be a star for a week. Man,
Speaker 1: you know the shape you're gonna being going. I ain't
Speaker 1: do this jail time. Joe's making a couple of big
Speaker 1: friends and stuff. I know how to talk to hoods. Man,
Speaker 1: I'll be in the motivating, encouraging. Hell, dog, I ain't
Speaker 1: even gonna be sleep I'm gonna stay up the whole
Speaker 1: damn time back to the wall. Just a day. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's just a day. I'm not going I'm going to jail. Dogs,
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, what up y'all? It's going about a week
Speaker 1: in jail. A week in jail, or a week or starving.
Speaker 1: When you say starving, what do you mean starting no food,
Speaker 1: no food, no food? Nope? Oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm going to jail. You ain't gonna you ain't gonna
Speaker 1: be able to do that. Okay, Yeah, at least I
Speaker 1: can accomplish something in jail. I'm gonna be gonna be stealing.
Speaker 1: I had to be so quiet for that week or starving,
Speaker 1: laying in a hospital and damn your dad man. All right,
Speaker 1: all right, moving on, would you rather use sand paper
Speaker 1: as toilet paper or use vinegar? As I dropped? I'm
Speaker 1: gonna use that sand paper for toilet paper. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna flip that other side over. You ain't putting that
Speaker 1: vinegar in my eyes. That ain't what you're fitting to do.
Speaker 1: I can't go blind. Yeah, you can rate that sad
Speaker 1: paper straight cross my ass because you're not putting that
Speaker 1: vinegar in my eye. I can deal with that right there.
Speaker 1: I've cut my butt before, I've done it, all right,
Speaker 1: more than once. All right, Today's version of would you rather?
Speaker 1: Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour last
Speaker 1: break of the day, and closing remarks from the one
Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey right after this you're listening to show?
Speaker 1: All right, Steve? Right before we get to your questions
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Speaker 1: is the goal. Yeah, and it's today Patti Labelle's birthday,
Speaker 1: pat Patty Patty. Happy birthday, Miss Patti LaBelle. Yes, we do,
Speaker 1: friend to the show if this is her birthday. Happy
Speaker 1: birthday to the queen of all performers, that damn Patty
Speaker 1: shoe off. Yes, if only you knew no man when
Speaker 1: it comes to performing. She's one of the one of
Speaker 1: the greatest female performers of our time and was so
Speaker 1: well loved in the community. Man, I mean, she was
Speaker 1: just one of us. She never crossed over, didn't have to.
Speaker 1: She was Patty LaBelle, a full fledge belonged to us.
Speaker 1: She hours still does. Have you seen on the Love
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Speaker 1: we do. And we love your pies. Yeah. Yeah, happy birthday.
Speaker 1: She's seventy eight today. She looked fantastic, bay Wild Pattie Black,
Speaker 1: don't crack for sure, m h stee. What do you
Speaker 1: think you'll be Where do you think you'll be at
Speaker 1: seventy eight. Oh, I won't be on this radio where
Speaker 1: that's what? What? Where do you think? Thirteen years thirteen? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and whyte fitting the quick? Yeah? No, thirteen years from now,
Speaker 1: thirteen years from I'm not. I'm not gonna be on anything.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be on no media outlet. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna be on TV, nowhere, nothing. I'm gonna be changing
Speaker 1: people's lives and stuff on a global scale. I will not.
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna be on social media. Y'all gonna
Speaker 1: have to find me because I'm plugging all this mess ig, Twitter, Facebook,
Speaker 1: all of it. At seventy eight. It's gonna have long, folks,
Speaker 1: seventy eight now, i'mnna just be real with ya. Mean,
Speaker 1: one of my one of my goals is to get
Speaker 1: off social media. I don't. I'm just gonna be honest
Speaker 1: with you. I don't like it. I don't care what
Speaker 1: you think of me, no more, I really don't. I
Speaker 1: don't care what you think of what I got on
Speaker 1: where I'm going, what I got, I don't care. I
Speaker 1: don't count it. In a minute. You ain't gonna have
Speaker 1: to tune me in, so whatever you no, it ain't question. No,
Speaker 1: I see, y'all don't understand. I've done my time. Y'all
Speaker 1: ain't old, is me? You go do this time out
Speaker 1: and done. You're gonna feel the same way. Yeah, see, Julie,
Speaker 1: you're just not getting started. Yeah, man, yeah, you got
Speaker 1: all this to go do it. Thanks, fun, appreciate it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna move on, turn the page, next chapter. I'm
Speaker 1: excited about my next chapter of life. Yeah, yeah, that
Speaker 1: was the question. Actually, what do you think you'd be
Speaker 1: doing a lot of what I want to? My seventy
Speaker 1: eight is gonna be damned to adjust all what I
Speaker 1: want to golfing, fishing. Yeah, I'm gonna do a lot
Speaker 1: of golfing, a lot of fishing. I'm gonna have my
Speaker 1: mentoring camp going, you know. I'm gonna have an exchange
Speaker 1: program globally for young kids, be introducing kids to other
Speaker 1: young people across the globe. Are entrepreneurship programs yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be entertaining nobody. Didn't you feel how
Speaker 1: you want to feel about me? But are you still
Speaker 1: gonna be cheese? Though? That's critical? How can I not?
Speaker 1: I don't know how I cannot you know I like dressing,
Speaker 1: so I'm not going to stop being blue cheese. You know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have it on. You just said, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: know who I am with it on. We just man, Please,
Speaker 1: let's Ellie picture me. But Elle ain't gonna be working
Speaker 1: for me in thirteen years. Yea, Ellie gonna be at
Speaker 1: a major fashion house. He Ellie gonna be the next Virgil. Yeah, yes, wow,
Speaker 1: watch what I tell you, Ellie Carramo will be the
Speaker 1: next Virgil. He got a big mountain the climb, but
Speaker 1: he gonna do it. How did you find him? By
Speaker 1: the way, Marjorie, he can sketching everything though, Yeah, he
Speaker 1: sketches us sketch. Oh, this dude is bad. Man, just
Speaker 1: dude is bad. Good good guy, he's got a good heart.
Speaker 1: Give me one quick question. Anybody got one minute? Okay?
Speaker 1: Uncle may ask just then. So, since you're gonna unplug
Speaker 1: and be off for everything, ain't doing so in the
Speaker 1: morning when you get up? When the morning to know
Speaker 1: what's your morning gonna look like? She's probably gonna have
Speaker 1: to talk to Marjorie anyway, Probably still have to talk
Speaker 1: to her. She likes to talk in the morning. She
Speaker 1: likes to talking to morrow, I'm probably gonna go to
Speaker 1: talk to her anymore, you know, over coffee. It'll be
Speaker 1: more extended because I don't can't always say I got
Speaker 1: to go to radio. You know, I have a vehicle.
Speaker 1: That's been the story. Yeah, that's how I get a head.
Speaker 1: Look here, look at the time. Time, turn this corner,
Speaker 1: make this money. So don't do a lot of talking
Speaker 1: to talk. That's gonna be a good question for tomorrow. Hey, listen, y'all,
Speaker 1: talk to God today. He'd love to hear from me, y'all. Still,
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