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Speaker 1: a good morning everybody. You'all listening to the voice, come
Speaker 1: on dig me nah. One and only Steve Harvey got
Speaker 1: a radio show, Yeah, I got one. And I got
Speaker 1: a message for you today too. Something I was thinking
Speaker 1: about that might help you along the way. The thing
Speaker 1: I appreciate about so many people that I learned from
Speaker 1: Bishop Jake's, Kenneth Olmer, Donnie McClerkin, Kirk Franklin, Joel Oldstein,
Speaker 1: I can't tell you, and many more than that. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know I'm naming you know, famous people because I
Speaker 1: know you know these names. But my father, who you
Speaker 1: never met, was so great in my development as a man.
Speaker 1: But my mother thought him mercy. My mother, she taught
Speaker 1: me about faith. She gave me the things I needed
Speaker 1: to know about. What I speak about every day that
Speaker 1: basis was given to me by hers. So it's so
Speaker 1: many great people. But here's the thing that I've had
Speaker 1: to learn, and that is that if God got you
Speaker 1: through it, it's done. Move on. See, I can't tell
Speaker 1: you how many people don't really pay attention to that
Speaker 1: close enough. If God got you through it, it's done.
Speaker 1: Move on. How many times have we as people allowed
Speaker 1: God to get us through something, get us beyond something,
Speaker 1: get us over something, get us through something, and then
Speaker 1: even after it's completion, we sit there and we dwell
Speaker 1: on it, and we dwell on it to the point
Speaker 1: where it becomes an anchor around our neck, and we
Speaker 1: can't move on. We can't move on because we just
Speaker 1: won't let it go. It's done. If God got you
Speaker 1: through it, it's done. Move move on. Stop harboring on
Speaker 1: the pass. Stop hanging on to every time you fail,
Speaker 1: Stop hanging on to every time you slipped up and
Speaker 1: messed up, Stop hanging on to every time you didn't
Speaker 1: get it right. So what everybody makes mistakes, Everybody messes up,
Speaker 1: everybody don't get it right, everybody struggling with something you
Speaker 1: ain't thought. Only one but my God, Man, if God
Speaker 1: got you through it, it's done. Move on. You hanging
Speaker 1: on to it, for that's why He got it, got
Speaker 1: you through it, so you can move on from it.
Speaker 1: See a lot of things that happened to us that
Speaker 1: we think are negative or bad experience. These are lessons
Speaker 1: in what not to do. This is a way to
Speaker 1: have a now or bearing on. Look out for it
Speaker 1: the next time. You got me once, you can't get
Speaker 1: me again. I'm telling you, man, if God got you
Speaker 1: through it, it's done, move on. You have got to
Speaker 1: move on. I use this analogy all the time. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna add a little bit to it. Bishop Jake's told
Speaker 1: me you cannot drive your car looking in the rearview mirror.
Speaker 1: See you know what your rearview mirror is actually for
Speaker 1: in your car. Your rearview mirror is designed. After I
Speaker 1: pass a car and I want to merge into that lane,
Speaker 1: or I want to make another move, I look up
Speaker 1: in the rearview mirror, and all I use it for
Speaker 1: it shows me that I've gotten past it. I've gotten
Speaker 1: past the vehicle I was passing, and I got enough
Speaker 1: room now clear to make my next move. That's what
Speaker 1: I use my rearview mirror for. I use my rearview
Speaker 1: mirror to just glance up every now and then to
Speaker 1: see who coming up on me. That's all I use
Speaker 1: it for. Listen to me real close. Now. Your rearview
Speaker 1: mirror on your car is after you're passing something or
Speaker 1: you're passing by something, you can look up in the
Speaker 1: rearview mirror and it lets you know you're pasted it,
Speaker 1: you're beyond it. It's clear now it's in the past.
Speaker 1: You no longer have to deal with it as the
Speaker 1: car that was in front of you blocking your way.
Speaker 1: You have passed it. You look up in the mirror,
Speaker 1: you've cleared it. Now if you want to switch lanes,
Speaker 1: you could slide on over. You got room. But that
Speaker 1: rearview mirror also lets you see if anything is coming
Speaker 1: up on you, and you just need to glance, because
Speaker 1: if you're moving forward, ain't a whole lot can come
Speaker 1: up on you. You're just glancing every now and then,
Speaker 1: and it reminds you that you got through something and
Speaker 1: you got beyond something. That's what the rearview mirror for. Now.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about that win shield. Why you think that
Speaker 1: windshields so big on your car. That's the biggest window
Speaker 1: on your car. You know why the windshield so big,
Speaker 1: because it's where you're going. Because even the automobile makers
Speaker 1: want you to have a wide view of where you're
Speaker 1: going so you can see what's up ahead. They put
Speaker 1: lights on the card night so you can have night
Speaker 1: vision and see what's up ahead. But you can, oh, man,
Speaker 1: see not? Why is that look? Think about that now
Speaker 1: for I move forward with this one. Think about that windshield, man,
Speaker 1: why is that windshield so big so you can see
Speaker 1: where you're going? It's way more important where you're going
Speaker 1: than where you're being, don't you see that. That's why
Speaker 1: the rear view mirrors so small because it is nowhere
Speaker 1: in there as important as it is as to where
Speaker 1: you're going. Why you being? Just allows you to take
Speaker 1: a glance so you can make sure you clear it,
Speaker 1: so you can see if it's room enough for you
Speaker 1: to make your next move, so you can know that
Speaker 1: you've gone through it and go head on about your business.
Speaker 1: But that windshield, that windshield is for vision a man
Speaker 1: without a dream of visions your parish. That windshield is
Speaker 1: for somebody going somewhere. That windshield is for somebody else
Speaker 1: there trying to make another move. I'm gonna go right.
Speaker 1: I'm on left. I'm gonna get off on this exit.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take this DTWOL. I'm gonna handle it signed
Speaker 1: as a new route. There's only so many miles left
Speaker 1: to go. That's what the windshield got. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you something, man, when you see a mile sign, you're
Speaker 1: driving on the freeway, you're on the interstate, and you
Speaker 1: let's say you're driving to a particular city and you
Speaker 1: see a sign that says that city is thirty eight,
Speaker 1: one hundred and thirty eight miles away. That lets you
Speaker 1: know where you're going. And you're on the right path. Now,
Speaker 1: if you keep looking in the rear view mirror, you'll
Speaker 1: never know how close you are. You'll never know because
Speaker 1: you're driving your car. Look in the review mirror. You
Speaker 1: all on the shoulder, you hear them rocks up under
Speaker 1: your car. You'd scared yourself to death because you know why,
Speaker 1: because you keep looking in the rearview mirror. Get out
Speaker 1: the rear view mirror. If God got you through, it's done,
Speaker 1: move on. So what he don't love you know more?
Speaker 1: And man, let's move on. If God got you through,
Speaker 1: it's done, move on. God got something for you. If
Speaker 1: you get out your rear view mirror and get up
Speaker 1: in that windshield. God's got something for your up ahead.
Speaker 1: But you can't see what's up ahead because you in
Speaker 1: that rearview mirror. If God got you through, it is done.
Speaker 1: Let's move on. Come on, y'all, don't let the pass
Speaker 1: beat you up. That's the ingredients in the cake. You
Speaker 1: haven't made that already. That's done. Let's go. God, look
Speaker 1: in the windshield, see what God Mobil got something new
Speaker 1: for you. If you get out the rearview mirror and look,
Speaker 1: open up your eyes and see. All right, let's go. Today.
Speaker 1: You're listening morning, ladies and gentlemen to Steve Harvey Morning
Speaker 1: Show is about to begin. I must warn you today
Speaker 1: today is gonna be his day. What does that mean exactly?
Speaker 1: I'm not for show, which means you are in for someone,
Speaker 1: because anytime I can't define what it is I'm about
Speaker 1: to be. We got a problem and the problem is
Speaker 1: about to begin. This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show
Speaker 1: that never starts the same way twice. Why because it
Speaker 1: ain't no two days alike. So why should we try
Speaker 1: to do something that God never intended to be? Get
Speaker 1: ready for the ride. Strap up, buckle in, hold on tight.
Speaker 1: Here come that man, Here comes Charley Strawberry. Here come
Speaker 1: calling for rel Here come that little liding my girl
Speaker 1: out of Mississippi. Here come Junior, better known It's killed space,
Speaker 1: got about eight radio shows, and here comes that damn fool,
Speaker 1: always in somebody's business, breaking people, bota get it self hurt.
Speaker 1: One day, ladies and gentlemen, let us begin, Junior, what's
Speaker 1: on your mind? Let me let me ask you something.
Speaker 1: Because you're sixty five, you you you health conscious? Okay?
Speaker 1: You got your fitness gold. Are you tired of trying
Speaker 1: to be in shape? Very? Just be honest, exhausted, exhausted.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm perplexed. I'm actually throwed off by the whole
Speaker 1: damn ideal staying healthy because it counters Yeah, everything that
Speaker 1: is unhealthy. Yeah, in order to look the best you
Speaker 1: can look, the older you get, the less good stuff
Speaker 1: you are allowed to eat. Yeah, you can't have pie
Speaker 1: every day, sweet potato pie cobbler. You can't have pound
Speaker 1: cake every day, ice cream things I love, Yeah, you can't.
Speaker 1: You can't have it nowa pudding like you want to.
Speaker 1: You just can't. Just can't do it. You can't eat
Speaker 1: posta every time. You can't have power. You can't have
Speaker 1: pizza every day. Pizza one of my favorite foods. You
Speaker 1: can't have it all the time. You got to cut
Speaker 1: it back. You can't have it every other day either.
Speaker 1: You got to eat eighty twenty. You gotta eat eighty
Speaker 1: percent clean, good foods and twenty percent what you want.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you right now, eighty twenty is
Speaker 1: not gonna lie you to lose much damn weight. It
Speaker 1: just ain't. It's just gonna keep you from getting worse.
Speaker 1: If you want to lose weight, I've actually found out
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to eat ninety ten maybe ninety five. Ye,
Speaker 1: it's really tell you the truth. And the older you get,
Speaker 1: the most strick you got to get with this diet.
Speaker 1: But you gotta make up your mind. Do you want
Speaker 1: to live? Do you want to eat to live? Or
Speaker 1: you want to just eat to your ass? Ain't here
Speaker 1: no more diecision you want to die? Eat? You got
Speaker 1: to make have decided to eat to lil Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because I would rather live than to not be hill
Speaker 1: with a smile on my fat ass fake because I
Speaker 1: do today some cake eat moderation, moderation, y'all ain't here, y'all,
Speaker 1: i't eed hi hire to this my chief. Y'all ain't ahead?
Speaker 1: Broccoli rice? Have you no I glink flower rice? I
Speaker 1: have mad that too, and it's not the same. I
Speaker 1: haven't had broccoli rice. Why your hearts holding? Coming up?
Speaker 1: At thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll we'll start
Speaker 1: off the show. We'd run that prank back from the
Speaker 1: nephew right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Let's start a morning off now. Would run
Speaker 1: that brank back from the nephew. Nephew, what you got
Speaker 1: for us today? We want to end happy. This is
Speaker 1: happy ending. That's right, that's right happy. You want to
Speaker 1: don't worry, be happy happy? If you would, Hello, therapy
Speaker 1: and to duty speaking. How may I help you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to come in and get some some therapy done.
Speaker 1: I was in an accident at my job. You know,
Speaker 1: I got injured like a week and a half ago.
Speaker 1: I ain't been able to go back to work for
Speaker 1: my back and my leg. They say, you know, I
Speaker 1: haven't broke any bones in none, but it's you know,
Speaker 1: it's real. So real stealth, hard to get out of bed,
Speaker 1: So I wanted to see you know what it takes
Speaker 1: um to get a therapist and get start getting some
Speaker 1: type of treatment. Okay, well, sir, what we typically do
Speaker 1: is we ask for our patients to come in, you know,
Speaker 1: check out our facility and so we can also accept you, um,
Speaker 1: you know, see where the damage is the majority of it,
Speaker 1: and you know, then get you to a therapist. So
Speaker 1: if you would like to come in, we can definitely
Speaker 1: do that for you. Okay. Do you know what the
Speaker 1: therapists actually do when they do in the treatment? Well,
Speaker 1: if you come in, sir, we can definitely direct you
Speaker 1: to any of our three therapists that we have on
Speaker 1: site right now, but each one specializes in a particular
Speaker 1: um field. So it's more beneficial for you if you
Speaker 1: come in and then we can assess you and then
Speaker 1: direct you to that particular therapist. Okay, Okay, So you said,
Speaker 1: how many of y'all do y'all have? We have three.
Speaker 1: There's Marty, Brenda and Cecilia here. Okay. The person that
Speaker 1: referred me to y'all told me that Cecilia was the
Speaker 1: one that that had worked on Is it a way
Speaker 1: I could talk to Cecilia. Typically, we normally ask our
Speaker 1: patience to come in then let me see if she's
Speaker 1: available right now. I know earlier she was was a patient,
Speaker 1: so let me just check really quick. I mean, if
Speaker 1: she is available, then I can I can transfer you. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll just hold on, Okay, hold on, Hi. This is Cecilia. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Miss Cecilia, trying to come up there and get some
Speaker 1: therapy done. I heard my back and my leg at work.
Speaker 1: I mean they already told me was nothing broken, nothing,
Speaker 1: But I wanted to see what exactly do y'all do
Speaker 1: is for physical therapy? You know, what exactly will I
Speaker 1: be doing? Well? When you come in, We'll do a
Speaker 1: consultation and you know, will missage you and take X
Speaker 1: rays and put you in a whirlpool tub and there
Speaker 1: are several different things that we can do for you. Okay,
Speaker 1: is it a certain timeline? I mean, like, how long
Speaker 1: would it take before I can get back to work,
Speaker 1: because you know, I've been awful about a week nine.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get back within the next couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: But it's taken me, like, you know, at least thirty
Speaker 1: minutes to get out of bed because of my back
Speaker 1: in my leg. Oh wow, well you need to come
Speaker 1: in as soon as possible because that's something like that's
Speaker 1: pretty bad. Okay, well let me ask you this hill.
Speaker 1: After people get through doing the therapy, do y'all have
Speaker 1: happy endings? Happy endings? What do you mean by happy endings?
Speaker 1: Happy end is like, you know, when therapy is over with,
Speaker 1: you know, do would you yourself, you know, would you
Speaker 1: do happy endings at the end? Okay, I'm still i
Speaker 1: understanding what do you mean by happy endings? What are
Speaker 1: you talking? Okay, say like if I come over then
Speaker 1: and go through a session or whatever for about an hour,
Speaker 1: when we get through, you know, when you kind of like,
Speaker 1: you know, close the door and and you know, do
Speaker 1: happy endings, you know, and make me feel good. Okay, um,
Speaker 1: close the door. I'm still not quite understanding what you
Speaker 1: mean by happy ending sir. Okay, what I'm trying to
Speaker 1: say is like, when we get through with the procedure, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, make me feel good in a in a
Speaker 1: nice uh you know, sexual way. You know, happy endings.
Speaker 1: When Judy sent you back to me, what are we
Speaker 1: talking about with this happy ending thing? Because I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't asking about the happy endings that
Speaker 1: that right there was just gonna be between me and you.
Speaker 1: We'll see. I don't. I don't plan it. I don't know.
Speaker 1: This is a place of business. We're professional here. We
Speaker 1: do therapy for people who are seriously being hurt. This
Speaker 1: is not the nearest far we're talking about happy ending
Speaker 1: after we finished with that. What's not a place do
Speaker 1: you think this is? Well? I mean, I know it's
Speaker 1: I know it's therapy, But I mean, if people going
Speaker 1: through that much pain at least have some type of
Speaker 1: happy endings, don't you think Well, I think you might
Speaker 1: suggest your significant other. Okay, so you wouldn't be up
Speaker 1: for doing a happy ending for hell? No, I ain't
Speaker 1: interested in that. Man. What kind of this you call
Speaker 1: about talking about? You heard? Hell? If you heard, you
Speaker 1: shouldn't be even talking about fending. You're talking about it? Okay?
Speaker 1: Hold I mean you're not talking to me professionally. Well,
Speaker 1: you coming at me with this happy ending ain't professionally
Speaker 1: at all either. What kind of place you ain't? We're
Speaker 1: running over here? Okay? Hold on, I was referred to you.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, you know the guy telling me. You know
Speaker 1: you're gonna take kevimy what God told you like this?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, God, I told you something like this. Look,
Speaker 1: let you know what. That's not even going there because
Speaker 1: I don't even want to bring him any this. Can
Speaker 1: you satisfy me? Out the east there? I'm gonna tip
Speaker 1: you a little bit too, man. Have you lost your
Speaker 1: everlasting marble mind? Are you gone crazy? Julie? Julie? Who
Speaker 1: in the hell is this on the phone that you
Speaker 1: didn't sit through me thinking this is an happy ending place?
Speaker 1: Who is this, missus Cillian? She don't she don't know
Speaker 1: nothing about the happy ending part. It don't matter you
Speaker 1: You you're the receptionist. You know what? You on the
Speaker 1: borderline losing your job because this is hello, hello, missus Cilia.
Speaker 1: Can I just tell you who who referred me? Who? Who?
Speaker 1: Who told you that I have happy endies for anybody?
Speaker 1: Because person I have happy endies for it is my husband?
Speaker 1: Who Who is it, missus Cilia? Nephew Timmy from the
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show? Your girlfriend Caaren got me the
Speaker 1: prank phone? Call you y'all, y'all in here getting me rid.
Speaker 1: I'm about to find a depitionist I got folks in
Speaker 1: the libbists look back out of call me on my job.
Speaker 1: I'm a kid caught make no sense, missus cilious. He
Speaker 1: told me. She say, my girlfriend patience is short, dairy dairy.
Speaker 1: Oh it's own. She gonna need her. That's all right.
Speaker 1: I got something for her. You got some happy I
Speaker 1: got some happy endings for her. You just wait, I
Speaker 1: tell you. You gotta tell me this, baby. What is
Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
Speaker 1: the land, the Steve Harvey Morning Shows? Nephew, All right, nephew,
Speaker 1: everybody help you. Coming up next, it is the Cello
Speaker 1: Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building. Right after this,
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Speaker 1: talk about all of these stories at the top of
Speaker 1: the hour, But right now it is time to ask
Speaker 1: the CLO Chief Love Office of Steve Hardy is ready?
Speaker 1: Are you ready Irma and Hammond rights. I'm a sixty
Speaker 1: year old widow and I'm dating a guy that's a chef.
Speaker 1: We bonded over our love for food, but he thinks
Speaker 1: he's the best cook on the planet. I made gumbo
Speaker 1: for him, and instead of enjoying it, he critiqued it.
Speaker 1: We got in an argument and I said most of
Speaker 1: his food is bland. He hasn't called since should I
Speaker 1: reach out like a good gumbo argument? Well, y'all to
Speaker 1: the old last people, y'all too old ass people in
Speaker 1: here arguing about food instead of trying to find a
Speaker 1: way to get along, y'all trying to find a way
Speaker 1: to see His need to be accepted as the chelf
Speaker 1: and you'll need to be accepted as a good cook.
Speaker 1: It's greater than both y'all's needs to have a quality relationship.
Speaker 1: There is a saying, I'm not sure if it's a
Speaker 1: scripture or not. Ain't no fool like an old fool
Speaker 1: pretty show. That ain't a scripture, but it sounds like
Speaker 1: it should be. So congratulations, both of you all have
Speaker 1: ruined your relationship because you all won't let the other
Speaker 1: person win. And that's as simple as that. And What
Speaker 1: would it have hurt if he'd just h your damn gumbo?
Speaker 1: And what would have hurt if you would have just
Speaker 1: said you're a great chelf? What would it have But
Speaker 1: he bought this on hisself because he started it. Dumb
Speaker 1: ass doing it sometimes ego got the way, all right?
Speaker 1: Moving on, I mean, let's look at that very own
Speaker 1: show as a great example. Shirley k Ball Water but
Speaker 1: she got a husband though. No, she hello, learn yourself something,
Speaker 1: lady and pole Nesto and had to eat lawd knows
Speaker 1: what out of a damn crock pot. He had steak
Speaker 1: and rice out of a crock pot one time, lady
Speaker 1: with pham on it and he ate it? No, he didn't.
Speaker 1: Let's pray for next stop Marie. Moving on, Marie and
Speaker 1: Tampa says, my husband and I met through my best friend,
Speaker 1: so we're all close and they talk often. She needed
Speaker 1: boxes moved from her attic and she called my husband.
Speaker 1: I went too, because I don't trust women. She joked
Speaker 1: only said, uh, don't nobody wants your man. He laughed,
Speaker 1: but I didn't. Was she joking or being shady? The
Speaker 1: three of us on this show will tell you that
Speaker 1: the best jokes we've ever written has been ninety percent truth,
Speaker 1: the truth. Oh yes, it's something to her line that
Speaker 1: she stated something nobody won't your man? Why you call
Speaker 1: him all the time? If you don't want my man?
Speaker 1: Why you ask him to come over here? Move? No box?
Speaker 1: You don't know no other men. They got three men
Speaker 1: in a truck. They got all kind of moving companies.
Speaker 1: You can come. Hell, yeah, they probably got Uber moves
Speaker 1: by now you haul? Oh you know what? You ain't tripping? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: She says she's just not trust women. Oh what's your
Speaker 1: first man? All right? Marine not mad at her for
Speaker 1: the all right. Deejer m Portsmith says, I'm moving to
Speaker 1: a new city to marry a man that I met online.
Speaker 1: I've been single for years, so I had to tell
Speaker 1: my old sex buddies and excess that I'll be off
Speaker 1: the market. One of them said goodbye. One of them
Speaker 1: got some goodbye cookie too. I want to enter marriage
Speaker 1: with a clean slate. Should I change my Facebook page
Speaker 1: and myself number? If you want to inter marriage with
Speaker 1: a clean slate, what you need to do is quit
Speaker 1: calling people up. But your ass gets talked into things
Speaker 1: getting You just need just to quit calling people up. Hey, y'all,
Speaker 1: I'm fit to move up. Huh say one mom? Say
Speaker 1: what sadday? Something? I'm not Saturday? Last time you promise, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll be there. You like to? It was okay. If
Speaker 1: you you need to just it looks just do what
Speaker 1: you're gonna do. Block everybody, change your number, get all
Speaker 1: Facebook like that and going about your business. How many
Speaker 1: people you'd have had to call? Yeah, you might want
Speaker 1: to get baptized too. You might want to do a
Speaker 1: little at two. Just ye, you need to be washed
Speaker 1: in the blood of light. All you can get washed,
Speaker 1: that'll probably be better. Oh yeah, because if you get
Speaker 1: washed right, all right? Moving on to Liliana, Oh Liliana,
Speaker 1: that's a pretty name, Liliana, and Savannah says. I'm a
Speaker 1: thirty three year old Latina woman and I am only
Speaker 1: interested in dating black men, but I hear horror stories
Speaker 1: about how mean they are. The first black man I
Speaker 1: dated ghosted me after we had sex, even after I
Speaker 1: waited three months to sleep with him. Is it a
Speaker 1: way to vet these guys before I get too deeply
Speaker 1: involved with them? So wait a minute, let me ask
Speaker 1: yourself before you start slamming the whole black male races
Speaker 1: monsters that they are, while you're as Saint Davey Latino
Speaker 1: men I mean, I mean, I mean Latin men. It
Speaker 1: is because men are the same everywhere. Why don't you
Speaker 1: try some white men that we all the same. We
Speaker 1: men all get upset. Now let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: If you got the wrong one, you got the wrong one.
Speaker 1: I don't care what race he belonged to you. All
Speaker 1: the focus aren't getting the right man instead of a
Speaker 1: type of man, because obviously your type ain't working for you.
Speaker 1: So why don't you try that, Lily Anna? Because Tommy,
Speaker 1: me and Junior, Hey, we never we never been described
Speaker 1: as monsters towards women. You might not like me now
Speaker 1: once I end up not liking you, Oh I'm gone
Speaker 1: now yeah yeah, I'll get ghosts. But I wonder who
Speaker 1: told her these four stories that she's heard. But I
Speaker 1: hear more about how men, I mean black men. A Well,
Speaker 1: what you want is phone White women been ghosted, Latino
Speaker 1: women been go wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Speaker 1: that c Lowe has an announcement to make you think
Speaker 1: black men as moms. White men will have your ass
Speaker 1: on a fishing boat with rocks in the boat rolling
Speaker 1: out to see and you ain't coming back. All right,
Speaker 1: thank you, Steelo. Coming up at the top of the
Speaker 1: we'll have some trending headlines and some entertainment news right
Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show. All right, here we go,
Speaker 1: time for entertainment news. But before we get to that,
Speaker 1: Carl love what you got girl. Well, today it's fat Tuesday,
Speaker 1: so we have to say happy Mighty Grow. It was
Speaker 1: back all weekend, yes, parades and all that, so we
Speaker 1: just have to say welcome back, Mighty Grass, back bat Tuesday,
Speaker 1: Mobile Alabama and the n O. We want to say
Speaker 1: happy mart YEP. Tomorrow is Wednesday. Tomorrow's ash Wednesday. And
Speaker 1: just a reminder, Easter Sunday is April seventeenth, so it
Speaker 1: is that time, is it? Yea? So what was our yesterday? Then?
Speaker 1: I was fat? It was it fat Monday? For me?
Speaker 1: It's skinny Monday. It's skinny Monday. Monday is Londay. Grasnday. Grow.
Speaker 1: When you're speaking a fat Monday of Tuesday, what's your
Speaker 1: body fat percentage? Anyway? Timing twenty seven, I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: I don't know my number, but I'm going to get
Speaker 1: my number. Check this week. I want to know what
Speaker 1: it is. What do you think it is? Whatever it is,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna like it. I already know me. I mean,
Speaker 1: just tell the champ of what you think it is?
Speaker 1: Probably about about eighteen seventeen percent at boyeen think it's worse. Seventeen.
Speaker 1: He always think he's fine you on this fat Tuesday.
Speaker 1: I always thinkin what he said junior about seventeen or
Speaker 1: something like that. My whole goal in life is seventeen
Speaker 1: seventeen girl, seventeen an even wearing no shirt. Norm don't
Speaker 1: worry about it. You look good and ya ain't played
Speaker 1: as board? All right? Thank you, Carlos So Moving on,
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian is the new owner of a custom designed
Speaker 1: private jet, the gulf Stream G six fifty er likely
Speaker 1: set her back about one hundred and fifty mil. The
Speaker 1: eight will it is okay because she's a billionaire, right?
Speaker 1: Eighteen leather seats feature cashmere accents, the cream color exterior
Speaker 1: and interior matches her home decorations. Uh. In flight meals
Speaker 1: are served on the same table where Kim has at home.
Speaker 1: The tagline of the gulf Stream jet is you simply
Speaker 1: cannot fly farther faster. Uh. Maximum speed is seven hundred
Speaker 1: miles per hour, or just shy of mock one, which
Speaker 1: is the speed of sound U. The eighty six hundred
Speaker 1: mile flight range allows Kim to travel NonStop to just
Speaker 1: about any destination. Pete Davidson. Pete Davidson's New York City
Speaker 1: is twenty five hundred miles away, Paris is fifty five
Speaker 1: hundred miles away, and Armenia is a seven thousand mile trip.
Speaker 1: So how far as Kanye Ye ride away on cross
Speaker 1: the streets you think, Steve, I ain't mad. You ain't
Speaker 1: mad at I know right at get decorated just like that. Oh,
Speaker 1: that price is steep, but depends on the customization. But
Speaker 1: you can get them booth. But that's that's steep. But
Speaker 1: I ain't mad at it all. I ain't man. Fifty
Speaker 1: is the top of the line of gold Stream out there,
Speaker 1: and she's getting a brand new She's a bad girl.
Speaker 1: She didn't order this thing. Now it's gonna be down
Speaker 1: quite a bit, because when you buy a new airplane,
Speaker 1: you know it's got to go. It's got to get
Speaker 1: all the kinks out. They're gonna test flight a few times,
Speaker 1: but they're gonna give it to you and then you
Speaker 1: got to be it'll be a lot of downtime. I
Speaker 1: know some people that bought new airplanes, and it'll be
Speaker 1: some downtime. But you'll survive it because if you got
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty million four plane, you do have
Speaker 1: an alternate, alternately plane. Yeah, you can feel well. You
Speaker 1: might not have another one, you'll say, but you can
Speaker 1: get access to them. You gotta have a jet service
Speaker 1: somewhere that you use. Would it did they have pictures
Speaker 1: of it? Anything? Monica? Could I please see what you
Speaker 1: have available? Who do you call the buy a plane? Who? Who? Ghost?
Speaker 1: They ride in Savannah? Hey man, let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: It's really an interesting process. I've actually set in the
Speaker 1: room while they pitched these jets. I've been on several
Speaker 1: test rides with jets. Savannah, Georgia is the main headquarters
Speaker 1: for golf, and you can go there. I don't kill what,
Speaker 1: but let me tell you something. Ain't no deals, it's
Speaker 1: not a that's not what they're not doing sales or
Speaker 1: nothing like that. They no sale, ain't no fifteen percent off?
Speaker 1: Yeah no, yeah, you lay it away, it'll be in there.
Speaker 1: They'll be fixing on it, taking your money. You're not
Speaker 1: driving out of here till they got there though, and
Speaker 1: they got laid away. That's that other level of their partner. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's different. Yeah, that's nice, you know, but you know,
Speaker 1: like you know, like my plane, my plane, the one
Speaker 1: I ride on, you know, it's you know, by three
Speaker 1: fifty Brown Trip, you Knowlton. Yeah, I mean, I'm only
Speaker 1: they got some good cookies on that though, cookies cookies. No,
Speaker 1: I meant united us. We love them. I appreciate them.
Speaker 1: You keep that frontier spirit. So I'm gonna let you
Speaker 1: have that. You can have that on you. It's custom
Speaker 1: painted a great color like her Man Calabasas, all that
Speaker 1: beautiful doing her thing right now. Congratulations to her. All right,
Speaker 1: coming up in twenty minutes, we're gonna switch gears. Stars
Speaker 1: like stars are just like us. They're just like us.
Speaker 1: We'll tell you about Rick Ross do with your cell
Speaker 1: phone project right after this. You're listening to the String Show.
Speaker 1: So guys, stars are just like us. They're people too,
Speaker 1: hip hop star and we stop mogul. Rick Ross decided
Speaker 1: he needed to chop down ten massive oak trees on
Speaker 1: his property. However, he got a quote of ten thousand
Speaker 1: dollars one thousand dollars for each tree from an outside contractor.
Speaker 1: So Ricky posted. I just told my homie, you gotta
Speaker 1: you go to home depot and you go get me
Speaker 1: the biggest blankety blank saw there is with a big
Speaker 1: chain and you crank that blankety blank. I'm gonna cut
Speaker 1: the trees down. You heard me? Yeah, rick fing to
Speaker 1: cut some trees down. He did, He did down the
Speaker 1: next I guess he didn't give it down. Which way
Speaker 1: they fail? And you gotta clean all that up. You
Speaker 1: still when they get down, you still got it. You
Speaker 1: still got a lot of cutting to do. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it ain't the cuting, ain't it? What the fall? Take
Speaker 1: all the fall? It's the fall and then you gotta
Speaker 1: you gotta get them up to clean up. It's from
Speaker 1: the hall and in all and if you ain't got
Speaker 1: that big chipper where they grind it up driving around him, Yeah, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta have a big wood chipping. Then
Speaker 1: you got to get that stump remover, because how you
Speaker 1: gonna get Yeah, I'm gonna tell you right now, property
Speaker 1: right now. So I mean that's cool. I got it.
Speaker 1: He got a beautiful property. I don't I haven't been
Speaker 1: over there since he owned it. I have been over
Speaker 1: there since. Holy field of it. Oh, it's a wonderful
Speaker 1: property man, and and and Rick got a deal on it,
Speaker 1: and he laying it out, you know, man, I like
Speaker 1: Rick Ross. I've had it on my show talking to it.
Speaker 1: I just admire his sheer hustle with what he got
Speaker 1: and who he is, which just shows me over and over.
Speaker 1: It's not your pedigree, it's not your background round, it's
Speaker 1: not your language, your choice of language, or your education. Now,
Speaker 1: the choice of language is important when it comes to
Speaker 1: what comes out your mouth. Come on, Cussing doesn't diminish
Speaker 1: your chances. It's it's the negativity. See. But a lot
Speaker 1: of people consider I've had people tell me all the
Speaker 1: time cussing is a sign of unintelligence. Oh. I know
Speaker 1: a lot of people say that. Well, I mean to
Speaker 1: them it is. And I understood. One of the great
Speaker 1: poets of our time, Gil Scott Hearing, said the reason
Speaker 1: he didn't cuss because it dilutes the message. I bety
Speaker 1: custom when they close the jail, cell I bety customs
Speaker 1: that you say something crazy to Sinbad. Sinbad got something
Speaker 1: for you too. Coming up in thirty four minutes after hour.
Speaker 1: We're gonna check Steve's voicemail right after this. You're listening
Speaker 1: show All right, guys, time now to check Steve's voicemail
Speaker 1: and listen. If you want to leave Steven message, all
Speaker 1: you have to do is call him eight seven seven
Speaker 1: twenty nine Steve. Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, We
Speaker 1: are ready, Steve. Here's a caller talking about a basketball legend. Hey, Steve,
Speaker 1: This James Morgan from high Point, North Carolina. I remember Friday,
Speaker 1: you're talking about ar Moro the Prayer. Yeah, I loved him.
Speaker 1: I remember. It broke my heart when he came to
Speaker 1: New York, even though I was a New York fan,
Speaker 1: because when they're playing for Baltimore, I mean the Bullets,
Speaker 1: and him and Walt Fraser said against each other, You've
Speaker 1: never seen nothing like. But I love I love New York. Nick.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's just something I wanted to say. Thank you, Steve.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that man. Old school cat that was for you.
Speaker 1: Reminded me too. He was with the Bullets. Bullets. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they changed that name because they thought they had a
Speaker 1: negative connotation, you know, from the Bullets. You know, well,
Speaker 1: but they kept to Washington red Skins for years. So
Speaker 1: so much for what they cared about here. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: much for that, charl I have a question for you, Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: when you tilt your head to the side like you
Speaker 1: do when we're talking to you on these zooms, do
Speaker 1: Nesto walk out the room sometimes? Of course I'll be
Speaker 1: wanting to go ahead. Let's go back to the email
Speaker 1: to voicemail, all right, eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve,
Speaker 1: if you want to leave Steve a voicemail this one.
Speaker 1: Remember last week when we had the Strawberry letter about
Speaker 1: the man who was in prison he got out. He
Speaker 1: was in prison for mistakingly driving a getaway car for
Speaker 1: an armed robbery. He said he didn't know happen, so
Speaker 1: he came home. His wife was rashing out money to him.
Speaker 1: She was talking to other guys on the phone. So
Speaker 1: you remember that call. Well that this caller is about
Speaker 1: that Strawberry letter. The title was, the subject was what
Speaker 1: was she doing while I was gone? All right? Listen, listen,
Speaker 1: is pertweening to the Strawberry landing and the guy going
Speaker 1: to jail for armed robbery? Dude, you got a road care. Seriously,
Speaker 1: you guys, are married again. It means for better or
Speaker 1: for worse. It didn't matter if you went to the
Speaker 1: moon and came back and stayed there for twenty years.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, yeah, she didn't feel like that she
Speaker 1: could stay inside the marriage and be faithful, then she
Speaker 1: should have got a divorce. That's the only option. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's no such thing as a guy coming around the
Speaker 1: house and taking care of things while you're going or whatever.
Speaker 1: What if the situation would have been turned around, But
Speaker 1: look at it and be a man about the situation.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, she's talking to guys. Obviously, she doesn't
Speaker 1: want you to leave the situation. YO, your own way,
Speaker 1: thank you. Okay, Yeah, I agree with how he ended it.
Speaker 1: I was struggling in the beginning. I mean, ideally, you
Speaker 1: would love for it to be you know, death do
Speaker 1: us part and all this here for better off of
Speaker 1: works going twenty years state twenty years? The reality is,
Speaker 1: but see me, and if we do something that puts
Speaker 1: ourselves in a situation, that puts her in a situation.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure when they said the vils, they wasn't
Speaker 1: saying you was gonna be in prison. That wasn't nobody
Speaker 1: signs up for that. They don't say prison, do us part?
Speaker 1: They don't say that. Yeah, so it kind of puts
Speaker 1: a woman in a bad position. But I did like
Speaker 1: the way he ended it. It ain't happening for you, bro,
Speaker 1: Gone about your business. Go ahead, Shirley. Here's a call
Speaker 1: about prink phone call. Good morning, y'all people on the
Speaker 1: morning show. Man, look up, y'all need to stop doing
Speaker 1: the prank phone calls while people out there driving and
Speaker 1: it's bad weather. Man, folks on the last and lose
Speaker 1: control of the wheel, hitting breaks and slides and stuff. Man, Hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: y'all wrong for that. Yeah, y'all wrong. Keep it going, man, Love,
Speaker 1: you got to make up your mind getting breaks and sliding,
Speaker 1: And thank you brother, We're gonna keep your sliding every morning.
Speaker 1: Just be careful, keep your foot on that break, all right? Well,
Speaker 1: thank you guys for you and you're sliding in the snow.
Speaker 1: You have to take your foot off the break. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: you don't driving the snow? Quick telling people keep their
Speaker 1: foot on the damn break. Why don't y'all didn't know
Speaker 1: how to? I know, we'll quit telling people how to
Speaker 1: driving snow for you kill or some like why are
Speaker 1: you cleanling people set up at this? Well, what's y'all
Speaker 1: soo touch? You shouldn't learn how to drive for your left?
Speaker 1: Coming up the nephew in the prank phone call all
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, the
Speaker 1: subject my boss wants to whip me. Oh uh, we
Speaker 1: don't know what that means. Oh you know what it means.
Speaker 1: You don't wear what it means. And none of us
Speaker 1: wrote this, Steve, none of us My boss wants to
Speaker 1: whip me. We'll get into that in just a bit,
Speaker 1: but right now the nephew is here with today's frank
Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for us, nef, Well, you
Speaker 1: know when you don't pay your bills, things get repossessed.
Speaker 1: We've had it happened to us. Well, we're gonna take
Speaker 1: it to the church this time. Repoll the pew, repoll. Hey, Hey,
Speaker 1: if you ain't paid up, call we gotta come. Maybe
Speaker 1: you gonna have to stand repoll cat dog if you would.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to retail u. Pastor. Pastor Wilkins. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is the reverend doctor Wilkins. Are you the you're the
Speaker 1: pastor of Baptist Church? Am right? MAASTI church? That's correct.
Speaker 1: How can I help you? Okay, listen, my name is
Speaker 1: Daniel and I'm calling from RCS, which is a church supply,
Speaker 1: and we have an outstanding bill here that we wanted
Speaker 1: to bring to you all's attention for like twenty three
Speaker 1: thousand dollars for your pews that has not been paid,
Speaker 1: so we wanted to see not to cut you off. Yeah, yeah, Daniel, RCS, Yeah,
Speaker 1: church supply, sir. That's h this is actually where you
Speaker 1: guys got your pus. Okay, outstanding bill for twenty three thousand. Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, best normally, uh, all our standing bills
Speaker 1: are handled by our finance department. You know, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: need to speak to our treasurer and they will be
Speaker 1: able to help you with that, sir, that this hasn't
Speaker 1: been taken care of, and this matter when it comes
Speaker 1: to these pews, because like I stated before, you guys
Speaker 1: old twenty three thousand dollars on these cues and I
Speaker 1: think this was probably twelve or thirteen years ago, so
Speaker 1: maybe this was something before you got there, but nevertheless,
Speaker 1: there's still an outstanding building right now. We're actually going
Speaker 1: to be repossessing these cues as of early seven o'clock
Speaker 1: Sunday morning, not far this Sunday morning, though. We have
Speaker 1: the Women's Days Missionary just here today, and I also
Speaker 1: fund it. We have like our kid man, you have
Speaker 1: a lot of things, and you actually running off your schedule.
Speaker 1: To me, that's that's really not my concern. And maybe
Speaker 1: your Women's Day or whatever it is gonna get y'all
Speaker 1: gonna do a standing up because right now we're not
Speaker 1: going to do it. You're understanding me. See um, did
Speaker 1: you say twelve or thirteen years ago? Yes, sir, well,
Speaker 1: I've been the past here for ten years and you know,
Speaker 1: you know occurred before you got there. But nevertheless, the
Speaker 1: bill is still outstanding and these cues need to be
Speaker 1: taken care of now. If y'all don't have the twenty
Speaker 1: three thousan dollars, then I got to come pick these
Speaker 1: pews up Sunday morning. Sir. We gotta over there. You're
Speaker 1: not hearing me. And first of all, this is my
Speaker 1: private number. How did you get this number? You're your
Speaker 1: numbers here in the books as a contact. No, this
Speaker 1: is this is only only get this out to very
Speaker 1: few people, and I know none of them would would
Speaker 1: give our number. So that's definitue right there. And a
Speaker 1: second of all, if you're talking about coming in our
Speaker 1: church Sign the morning to take our pews, uh, that's
Speaker 1: not something you really want to do, sir. I have
Speaker 1: to do my job the same way you get up
Speaker 1: on Sunday morning and you have to do yours. I
Speaker 1: have to do mine. So my job is to get
Speaker 1: these fews back because you guys are twenty three thousand
Speaker 1: dollars in the rears, nou kyling and tell you I
Speaker 1: ain't always been been a treaty. Now you come in
Speaker 1: my church and you test them cues, I'm gonna come
Speaker 1: out that proof it aren't you. I'm not. I'm not
Speaker 1: here to go to what you used to be and
Speaker 1: what you want now. I'm nothing to go back and
Speaker 1: forth with you on that. The bottom line consequences you
Speaker 1: don't want to deal with Sign because you know I said,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, let me calm down,
Speaker 1: because you know you're about to make me say some
Speaker 1: words that I've been delivered from Thank God, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: deliver them pews away from you on Sunday. Now, I
Speaker 1: got to come and pick them pews up. That's the
Speaker 1: bottom line. Do you have twenty three thousand Sunday morning?
Speaker 1: Twenty three thousand? Understand, that's not the issue. The issue
Speaker 1: is you have no business calling me on my personal phone.
Speaker 1: I'm in my meditation time right now, trying to get
Speaker 1: consecrated for you know, my message that as to deliver
Speaker 1: later this afternoon, so we need all of our pumers. Okay,
Speaker 1: let me ask you something. Do you have the twenty
Speaker 1: three thousand dollars that you can give me Sunday morning
Speaker 1: and then you can continue whatever it is you have
Speaker 1: going on that day. Other than that, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to take them culls. I define told me the twenty doolums.
Speaker 1: If you are listening, Fron, that ain't my bill. I
Speaker 1: ain't paying it, you ain't touching my watch. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna continue to go. Okay, listen, I'm trying to respect
Speaker 1: what's what's past. Will trying to respect you first remend,
Speaker 1: doctor Wilkins. I'd appreciate that you called me in my name,
Speaker 1: Reverend doctor Wilkins. Okay, Reverend doctor Wilkins. Now, first of all,
Speaker 1: I'm crumbing up there Sunday. Now, I'm hoping I only
Speaker 1: have to lay hands on these queues now, but I
Speaker 1: gotta lay hands on something else. Then I gotta do
Speaker 1: what I got to say. You can come on up here,
Speaker 1: and you said it on the property, that's cool, but
Speaker 1: you touch them pulls. I got some lawyers in here.
Speaker 1: They can take that Jesus coat off, they can stay
Speaker 1: it down. They can get with you, partner. I'm standing yeah,
Speaker 1: and you know what the jaydo. I walked through the
Speaker 1: valley shadow the desk. I will see no evil. I
Speaker 1: ain't got no problems. Wait wait wait wait wait wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait, you're talking about coming to me
Speaker 1: and answer my church because police, I'm gonna do what
Speaker 1: I got to do. Man, Then I'm gonna dog I
Speaker 1: got to do in the namer Jesus, they man, the man,
Speaker 1: stand up the whole service. Now, what which one do
Speaker 1: you want? We can handle it however you want to
Speaker 1: handle it. I got I got something else I want
Speaker 1: to tell you. You list into me. You ain't saying
Speaker 1: nothing inside you listening what you got to say to me?
Speaker 1: I got to say this to you. His nephew taught
Speaker 1: me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
Speaker 1: planked by your entire deacon. Boy. What who this man? Well,
Speaker 1: because this is nephew Tommy Man from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Your deacon BOYD got me the plank phone
Speaker 1: called you. I can't believe it. Boy, you almost made
Speaker 1: me lose my religion. Sign in there, man, you hung
Speaker 1: in there past which the deacon Glover. Oh okay, I've
Speaker 1: got some some things I got to talk to this
Speaker 1: love about you. I don't wonder how you got my
Speaker 1: personal cell phone out anyway, man, So well, I'm glad
Speaker 1: I was. They would put a laugh on your face today. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm used, boy a man pastor. What is the baddest
Speaker 1: radio show in the land? Steve Harvey mor the showy
Speaker 1: lit Let me tell you this, keep doing what he's doing.
Speaker 1: The first man is ever the show man. I loved that.
Speaker 1: I really loved that. I really really blessed the people.
Speaker 1: Really appreciate that. Man, he really will. That's Reverend doctor Wilkins.
Speaker 1: Now you're gonna get this right by my name now, okay,
Speaker 1: put some back on my name. That was one of
Speaker 1: my favorite dudes. That was my dude right there. I
Speaker 1: don't know how he held it together that long. I can't,
Speaker 1: but you know, my favorite party said, now, looking man,
Speaker 1: when you come up in here, I got some people
Speaker 1: gonna take that Jesus coat off. Yeah, and they're gonna
Speaker 1: have something for you. You can do anywhere you want to.
Speaker 1: I'm told you, now, take the Jesus coade off and
Speaker 1: got something for you. I think, I think, I think
Speaker 1: every path that got one of them that to take
Speaker 1: that coat off and get with it, every path that
Speaker 1: got one more than one Jesus head twelve. This is
Speaker 1: who rolling with me. Thank you, Reverend doctor wilcome and
Speaker 1: make sure I get that right. Thank you for having
Speaker 1: doctor will. We appreciate it. All right, y'all already know
Speaker 1: I've been telling you stupid, coming your white baby mark
Speaker 1: to nineteen Botmar Touchers nephew, Julie Rogers, theater hunt, new suit,
Speaker 1: new jokes, new shoe, new look, new body, little bit
Speaker 1: of bout the fat little bit of about the fat
Speaker 1: little bit of about the fat little bit about eighteen.
Speaker 1: You know, don't say fat what I'm supposed to say,
Speaker 1: body wood, no little bit. Anybody hit your ticket, boum
Speaker 1: the nephew coming baby, Carla went to meg the stallion
Speaker 1: body out the lit body everybody. I love it all right, Well,
Speaker 1: thank you little buddy nephew. Listen coming up. Strawberry letter
Speaker 1: subject my boss wants to whip me. Wait till you
Speaker 1: hear this, though you're not gonna believe this. This comes
Speaker 1: with base disclaimer and we'll get into it right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now
Speaker 1: for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex,
Speaker 1: parenting and more. Please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve
Speaker 1: HARVEYFM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could
Speaker 1: be reading your letter alive on the air, just like
Speaker 1: we're gonna read this one right here, right now, and
Speaker 1: you never know. It could be yours, but none of them,
Speaker 1: no bucking up, Hold on type. We got it for
Speaker 1: you here. It is a Strawberry letter subject my boss
Speaker 1: wants to whip me Again. A disclaimer if you have
Speaker 1: young children anywhere around you who do not want them
Speaker 1: to hear this letter, Okay, Dear Stephen Shirley. It says
Speaker 1: I'm a thirty one year old, single black man, and
Speaker 1: about two months ago I was not ready to settle
Speaker 1: down yet, so I was mingling and dating. After countless
Speaker 1: failures with meeting women, I finally came across a much
Speaker 1: older woman who was on the same page that I
Speaker 1: was on. She only wanted sex and that's it. She
Speaker 1: invited me to her house one evening, and from the
Speaker 1: moment I got there, it started getting heated. We were
Speaker 1: kissing and grinding on her sofa, and as it was
Speaker 1: about to go down, she left me on the sofa
Speaker 1: and went upstairs to her room, and she told me
Speaker 1: to give her ten minutes. So I undressed and went upstairs,
Speaker 1: and it was pitch black. She told me where to go,
Speaker 1: and I followed her voice into a room where all
Speaker 1: I heard was jingling keys and metal clinging, and something
Speaker 1: that sounded like a towel was hitting a mattress. The
Speaker 1: noise stopped suddenly, and she said, I got something for you, baby,
Speaker 1: and the lights came on. There were four adult toys
Speaker 1: of different shapes and sizes, and she was wearing a
Speaker 1: dog collar with a lot of gold chains hanging from it.
Speaker 1: I looked over in the corner and there was a
Speaker 1: huge dog cage on a platform. She took off her
Speaker 1: lunch aray and I stood there in disbelief. I asked
Speaker 1: where the dog was because I don't like dogs. She
Speaker 1: pulled out a belt and told me to get in
Speaker 1: the cage while she whipped me several times on my
Speaker 1: bear behind. I turned and ran so fast that I
Speaker 1: almost fell down the stairs in the dark. I ended
Speaker 1: up leaving my hat and my shirt, but I left
Speaker 1: with my dignity. Did you now what I failed to do?
Speaker 1: What I failed to mention is that she's my direct
Speaker 1: supervisee and she's very unhappy with how I left. She's
Speaker 1: giving me major attitude because she wants a do over.
Speaker 1: I really need my job, So how do I fix
Speaker 1: this without getting whipped? What what it's going with you
Speaker 1: with your boss? You conveniently left out the fact that
Speaker 1: this woman was your boss. You conveniently left that out
Speaker 1: until the very last part of the letter. And that's
Speaker 1: because you probably knew we were going to tell you
Speaker 1: this was a very stupid move on your part. Um.
Speaker 1: But I do have to tell you this. I'm glad
Speaker 1: you got out. I'm glad you survived it, even though
Speaker 1: you almost fell down the stairs. In the pitch black. Um,
Speaker 1: you said you guys talked about this beforehand, and she
Speaker 1: was you guys were on the same page. I don't
Speaker 1: think so. I don't think you're on the same page
Speaker 1: at all. Um. You you gotta get out of there,
Speaker 1: even you're gonna have to transfer to a different department
Speaker 1: or you're gonna have to get another job somewhere else.
Speaker 1: You should be an interviewing and doing all that you
Speaker 1: can do to make that happen right now. And no
Speaker 1: matter how bad her attitude is, she is your boss,
Speaker 1: and you said she's giving you major attitude. Whatever you do,
Speaker 1: there are no do overs. Do not go back to
Speaker 1: that lady's house. Okay, next time she might tell you
Speaker 1: to get in the cage, lock you up with those
Speaker 1: jingling keys you heard in the dark. Her kind of
Speaker 1: freakiness is a little different, and you could really get
Speaker 1: hurt with all the whipping and stuff. And this is
Speaker 1: just too crazy. Stay away from her, do your job
Speaker 1: until you leave, and then when you get out of there,
Speaker 1: don't look back. But please get out and get out now. Steve,
Speaker 1: this is one of those letters where I'm gonna use
Speaker 1: as a teaching moment. A lot of young brothers listening
Speaker 1: to this show, Uncle Steve, It's gonna walk you through
Speaker 1: some things that you need to know when faced with
Speaker 1: anything similar to this. Let's go now. He starts off
Speaker 1: by telling us who he is. He's a thirty one
Speaker 1: year old single black man, and he said, very confusingly,
Speaker 1: about two months ago, I was not ready to settle
Speaker 1: down yet. I don't know where that came from, because
Speaker 1: this whole letter has nothing about you wanting a commitment
Speaker 1: of any kind. So you just telling us a story.
Speaker 1: You're thirty one years old and you single, ready to mingle.
Speaker 1: That's what you should have said. So I was mingling
Speaker 1: and Dayton, that's all you had to say. Though, after
Speaker 1: countless failures with meeting women, no they weren't. They weren't
Speaker 1: countless failures. You're not looking for a commitment, so anytime
Speaker 1: relations fail, it's what you weren't committed to anyway. After
Speaker 1: countless failed you didn't want no successes. It was just
Speaker 1: dating in England, so let's just stay honest. Brother. I
Speaker 1: finally came across a much older woman who was on
Speaker 1: the same page that I was on. She only wanted
Speaker 1: sex and that's it. She invited me to her house
Speaker 1: one even and from the moment I got there, it
Speaker 1: started getting heated. I was kissing and grinding on the sofa.
Speaker 1: It was about to go down. She left me on
Speaker 1: the sofa. Here's the key. She left me on the
Speaker 1: sofa and went up stairs to her room, and she
Speaker 1: told me to give her ten minutes. But now your
Speaker 1: ass didn't listen, your stupid ass. Right after that said so,
Speaker 1: I undressed and went up stairs, and it was pitched,
Speaker 1: black boy, you got neked too early. All right, hold
Speaker 1: that thought right there, right there. We've all done it. No, Tommy,
Speaker 1: I know it. Two of your response coming up Steve
Speaker 1: at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letters.
Speaker 1: Subject my boss wants to whip me. We'll be back
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Come on, Steve.
Speaker 1: Let's recap this letter. The subject is please There is
Speaker 1: a disclaimer with this letter if you have small children.
Speaker 1: My boss wants to whip me. Study one year old
Speaker 1: young man. It's very confused about what he wants and
Speaker 1: what he's expecting out of the results from what he's
Speaker 1: actually doing. He's dating and mingling around. He's serious. He
Speaker 1: I don't want to settle down. So now he's saying,
Speaker 1: after he's been meeting women dating and all fail you
Speaker 1: after failure, because you don't want nothing, And it just
Speaker 1: proves that you don't won't nothing, because you said right
Speaker 1: after this, after countless failures in eating women, I finally
Speaker 1: came across a much older woman who was on the
Speaker 1: same page, and I was on she only wanted sex
Speaker 1: and that's it. See, boy, You've been wanting to get
Speaker 1: in relationships that women that only want sex and that's it,
Speaker 1: and then when it don't work out, you consider that
Speaker 1: a failure. Everybody don't want to sign up for this foolishness.
Speaker 1: Oh but you to find this old as lady though,
Speaker 1: ain't got no problem with it. So you meet her,
Speaker 1: y'all on the same page, invite you to a house.
Speaker 1: Soon as you got there, you grinding on the couch.
Speaker 1: It's hot, heating it then't got good boy. She left
Speaker 1: you on the sofa, went upstairs to her room and
Speaker 1: told you to give her ten minutes. Yo, jumping as
Speaker 1: can't wait ten minutes? Why cause you young? After she
Speaker 1: said give her two minutes, your reaction was so I
Speaker 1: undressed and when up stairs, and it was pitch black.
Speaker 1: What is your ass up? Your fault? She said, ten
Speaker 1: minutes you up down two damn early and your naked
Speaker 1: and took your clothes off two damn fans and the
Speaker 1: one up stairs and left your clothes downstairs. How stupid
Speaker 1: is your ass? Don't ever have your clothes software you
Speaker 1: can't reach them. That's the left ruled. There's so many
Speaker 1: lessons in this letter. Then I am dressing with I'm
Speaker 1: saying it was pitch black. It's because you two damn early,
Speaker 1: she said. Ten minutes. She ain't set up yet. She
Speaker 1: told me where to go, and I followed her voice
Speaker 1: into a room right here. Never be niked. End the
Speaker 1: dumb following voices. Stupid. I'm following the voice into a
Speaker 1: room where all I heard was jingling keys and metal
Speaker 1: clinging and something that sounds like a towel hidding the mattress.
Speaker 1: What And you kept walking towards the jingling and the
Speaker 1: towel hidding the mattress, and your ass naked and ca'se see,
Speaker 1: don't understand how stupid you are. The noises stopped suddenly,
Speaker 1: and she said, I got something for your baby, And
Speaker 1: then the lights came on That was four adult towards
Speaker 1: of different shapes and sizes, and she was wearing a
Speaker 1: dog collar with a lot of gold chains hanging from it.
Speaker 1: I looked over in the corner. That was a huge
Speaker 1: dog cage on the platform. See, I would have missed
Speaker 1: all this because I'm old, first of all, all our
Speaker 1: all she heard was for me to don't stand you
Speaker 1: read it been boy twelve minutes. Now what you're doing.
Speaker 1: But all this because of the unknown. I have my
Speaker 1: damn clothes off just in case she says something crazy
Speaker 1: from upstairs. I can get on out the house downstairs
Speaker 1: and never speak to her ass again. But now you
Speaker 1: ask nicking up stad sees Na. She cut the light on.
Speaker 1: You look over in the corner. It's a huge dog
Speaker 1: cage on the platform on the platform. Heny dog can't
Speaker 1: do the platform. She took off her lingerie and I
Speaker 1: still there in disbelief, probably cause you necking, know yo, nick,
Speaker 1: I asked where the dog was because I don't like dogs.
Speaker 1: Right there, your black ass upstairs with the potential Germany
Speaker 1: chef for somewhere raw. So now you in the cage,
Speaker 1: you're looking over there at the cage. You don't like dogs?
Speaker 1: Potential German shepherd rot Wilder could be in the rooms,
Speaker 1: but now you can. And now you in that ass naked.
Speaker 1: Not a reason this ain't working out for you food
Speaker 1: because your ass is naked. See getting whimped and asked
Speaker 1: to get in the cage is different when you fully closed.
Speaker 1: But now you naked and your clothes it downstairs. And
Speaker 1: the reason she can whoop you cross your ass, it's
Speaker 1: caused you nick it's out. I turned and ran so fast,
Speaker 1: almost fell down the steps in the dark because you're
Speaker 1: slipping on them coffee cause your clothes is downstairs. I
Speaker 1: ended up leaving my hat and shirt cause you couldn't
Speaker 1: find them, cause you got to keep your clothes where
Speaker 1: you can see him in Rachel. Now you have left
Speaker 1: your cat, You left your hat and your damn shirt.
Speaker 1: All that's DNA. No dumb ass could be in a
Speaker 1: crime scene. You're on forty eight hours and don't even
Speaker 1: know it because you have left you in the closed downstairs.
Speaker 1: I'm about to get Brady will now come to find
Speaker 1: out this your boss she want to do over now
Speaker 1: she got the attitude. When I come back, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna give you ten seconds of what your solution is
Speaker 1: for this stupid ass upstairs naked. Anybody told you to
Speaker 1: come up there yet this is we'll be back. Well
Speaker 1: he is an employee. Is what's this? You're listening Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, see right before we get
Speaker 1: to sports talk, you had a couple of more let
Speaker 1: me just clothes off. This man had been upstairs naked,
Speaker 1: would found out who was his boss, and she was
Speaker 1: whipping him while he was neked toned with getting this
Speaker 1: big dog cage. And now he back at working. The
Speaker 1: boss got an attitude because she wants to du over.
Speaker 1: He really needs his job and he knows how to.
Speaker 1: He don't know how to handle the situation. So now
Speaker 1: let me explain something to young boy. You're gonna have
Speaker 1: to give her a due over. Keep your job, y'all.
Speaker 1: Shut up, You shut up, Sirley, You answered your letter.
Speaker 1: He thirty one, He can have the list go back
Speaker 1: in the door. No, he don't go back in there.
Speaker 1: He got to get a duke over. He got to
Speaker 1: control this situation. The due over is at a hotel.
Speaker 1: Can't bring all a dog cages through that lobby, all
Speaker 1: these platforms and stuff. You're gonna get your dude over
Speaker 1: is at the hotel and tell her you bringing your
Speaker 1: own trump of toys and they're gonna be the four
Speaker 1: dog toys of different sizes, because you're gonna end up
Speaker 1: wearing something if you ain't killed. Now coming there with
Speaker 1: some with a velvet rope, some fuzzy hands and cuff
Speaker 1: that don't click, a feather tickler that don't do no damage,
Speaker 1: can't push nothing. See, you gotta gotta have your little
Speaker 1: sex toys. Had to have control on him and can't
Speaker 1: have nothing here with a battery on him because that
Speaker 1: because that hair switches with levels on it, you gotta
Speaker 1: get out of control. Anything on high, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: shocking to your end. Can't let nothing have a switch
Speaker 1: on it that can go to high high high is dangerous. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's all I want. Yes, calling question what if on
Speaker 1: this dude over she doesn't like it because she's still
Speaker 1: his supervisor. Well you just didn't like it. I ain't
Speaker 1: I ain't who you thought I was. Well you have
Speaker 1: seen me run out of this house. You already know
Speaker 1: I ain't up to who you thought I was. I'm
Speaker 1: scared of dogs. You got a dog cage that we're
Speaker 1: gonna have a duo. But I got a hotel and
Speaker 1: I have everything in there. Now you're coming there. You
Speaker 1: have attitude, sex, that's all right, Ain't this ain't what
Speaker 1: I wanted? Well, you know this, this all I got
Speaker 1: because this just one time. We do this due over,
Speaker 1: then that's it. If you do it and you don't
Speaker 1: do it, well, she ain't gonna want to have nothing
Speaker 1: else to do with you. But at least you'll keep
Speaker 1: your job fame. It's hard to make naked decisions, though.
Speaker 1: It's hard. Left with his dignity, nothing with a battery
Speaker 1: and a switch and get out of hand, no medium,
Speaker 1: and it's high when you get caught on right after this,
Speaker 1: you're listening show. While the the US has already imposed
Speaker 1: official sanctions against Russia, some states are taking it upon
Speaker 1: themselves to post economic pain following Russia's invasion of Ukraine.
Speaker 1: Many states have banned the sale of Russian vodka. Virginia,
Speaker 1: Ohio and New Hampshire, Texas and Pennsylvania leaders are asking
Speaker 1: bars and restaurants not to serve Russian made liquor, and
Speaker 1: in more recent developments, according to the Black Information Network,
Speaker 1: African people are being turned away from the Ukraine, Poland
Speaker 1: border or told to get to the back of the
Speaker 1: line so that quote unquote real Ukrainians can escape first.
Speaker 1: One woman tweeted, women of color, some with babies in
Speaker 1: their arms, cannot take the same trains at the same
Speaker 1: time as Ukrainians, even if they belong to these priority
Speaker 1: categories announced by Polish officers. We had to push the
Speaker 1: African women onto the train, so they had no other
Speaker 1: options but to let them in since they said women
Speaker 1: and children first. One displaced person adding that when we
Speaker 1: try to enter, police forces took them out, saying only
Speaker 1: Ukrainians have the right to enter. There's racism everywhere. That's heavy,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's par for the course. It's happening
Speaker 1: around the world. Two things I can assure you about racism.
Speaker 1: They usually always involve a person who is non white
Speaker 1: and involves a person who is white. Almost always. That's
Speaker 1: not always the case, but when you hear of this
Speaker 1: stuff on an international level, it almost always involves a
Speaker 1: person who isn't white and a person who is white.
Speaker 1: It is something about some people who give them the
Speaker 1: thought that because of the color of their skin, they
Speaker 1: are superior. It is worldwide and because of your pigment,
Speaker 1: the dark scheme of your color, you are less relevant,
Speaker 1: less important, and less human. And they've been doing it
Speaker 1: for a long, long long time and they ain't fitness
Speaker 1: stop it. So welcome to the real world, and it's
Speaker 1: happening in the United States on a daily basis. Now,
Speaker 1: are we supposed to feel as black people hearing about
Speaker 1: the Ukrainians, you know, and the Russian invasion and all that,
Speaker 1: but then seeing them be racist to our people over there?
Speaker 1: You'd understand the dilemma. See, But because of political correctness,
Speaker 1: all of us in media and all of us have
Speaker 1: to say the correct things. But we are always expected
Speaker 1: to be simple apathetic to everybody else's cause. The problem
Speaker 1: is everybody ain't sympathetic to our cause. Ain't that about
Speaker 1: a bill right against? We got to always be sympathetic
Speaker 1: to everybody else's cause, but everybody ain't. Everybody don't have
Speaker 1: to be sympathetic to our cause. So excuse me when
Speaker 1: I ain't all that jumpy jump about what you going through.
Speaker 1: When I know on the other side of that coin,
Speaker 1: we still got to go through what we're going through, right,
Speaker 1: And so sometimes we don't care, we care, we care
Speaker 1: about what's going We care, but we got a bigger
Speaker 1: issue though us. See, listen to me. When the airplane
Speaker 1: instructions come on. In the event that the oxygen mask
Speaker 1: come down from the ceiling, please place your mask on
Speaker 1: first before helping a small child or someone else. You
Speaker 1: know why, because if you don't get yourself together and
Speaker 1: help yourself, you can't help nobody ebody else. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: now what you want us to do? So excuse me
Speaker 1: while I ten to me. Yeah, all right, listen. We'll
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Speaker 1: a little bit up. Would you rather? Right after this
Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is
Speaker 1: time now for a round of would you rather? Would
Speaker 1: you rather tell your partner you're having an affair? Or
Speaker 1: would you rather your partner tell you that they're having
Speaker 1: an affair? Big? Neither, And that's this way I ain't wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is about your You're Wait a minute, you ain't wrong.
Speaker 1: You the one wrong. So hey, it's on you. It's
Speaker 1: on you. Now help me junior, Junior, let's go Junior.
Speaker 1: That's logic because I'm going with tome you wrong? So
Speaker 1: I could I get to cush you outfly you got
Speaker 1: the power? Ain't ain't even got You're wrong. Would you
Speaker 1: rather tell your partner you're having an affair or would
Speaker 1: you rather them tell you they're having an affair? Time
Speaker 1: go with A. You can't take that they're having an
Speaker 1: affair because B B, I'm going to prison. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get my ass whipped and lose everything. And I'm getting
Speaker 1: that twice already already. It ain't neither one of them
Speaker 1: had a divorce before, and ain't either one of them
Speaker 1: had to walk in and make that announcement before. I
Speaker 1: have I have experience at making that announcement. Steve gonna
Speaker 1: go with a B. Final final answer is B is
Speaker 1: two life sentences without parole. Yeah, so I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: need to me all right. Would you rather live in
Speaker 1: the back best house in the worst neighborhood or the
Speaker 1: worst house in the best neighborhood. Yeah, I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: the worst house in the best neighborhood. Yeah. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can feel how you want to feel about me. That's
Speaker 1: the bottom of the rich. I'll take that. I believed
Speaker 1: in the best house in the worst neighborhood. Nobody got sleep,
Speaker 1: and nobody knew it until I went to other people's houses.
Speaker 1: I realized. I realized, Man, we got the best house
Speaker 1: on the street. You could drive down the street, go
Speaker 1: look at all the ragged ass I've already lived in
Speaker 1: the best house in the ragged ass neighborhood. I've done that,
Speaker 1: and no one knew all. We could get to this
Speaker 1: one quickly. Would you rather have a bell go off
Speaker 1: every time you're turned on or have to say all
Speaker 1: your thoughts out loud during sex? Don't go off every
Speaker 1: time you're turned on or have have to say all
Speaker 1: your thoughts out loud during sex. Yeah, you let that
Speaker 1: bell go off of me? He even every time? No, no,
Speaker 1: hell no, I won't get no damn sleep. All right,
Speaker 1: say everything you think you're doing sex. That's what I do. Anyway,
Speaker 1: coming out forty nine minutes after the hour, it's our
Speaker 1: last break of the day. We'll get Steve Harvey. Right,
Speaker 1: no system d you're listening to Harpy Morning Show. All right, guys,
Speaker 1: here we are our last break of the day on
Speaker 1: this Tuesday. What a day? What a day? What a day?
Speaker 1: Break dream boom boom boom boom boom boom boom, what
Speaker 1: a day? What a day? For day dre, Hey, do
Speaker 1: you all find yourself daydreaming all the time? That I
Speaker 1: do it at night? Yeah? Do daydream at night? M
Speaker 1: do it at night? Y'all see the confusion that is
Speaker 1: his mind? All right? Let me let me go with
Speaker 1: these closing remarks because I was thinking of something I
Speaker 1: wanted to share with you all, and it's about this
Speaker 1: thing that stops so many people. And I want to
Speaker 1: offer you a way to look at this thing so
Speaker 1: you don't allow it to continue to stop you. This
Speaker 1: thing that I'm talking about, it's called failure. It's it's
Speaker 1: such a stopper to so many people. So many people
Speaker 1: get stopped because they experience a failure, because they internalize
Speaker 1: it the wrong way. Folks, I'm gonna give you a
Speaker 1: different way to look at failure so you don't allow
Speaker 1: it to define you. So let me help you with
Speaker 1: the first thing, Failure ain't a person. Failure is an event.
Speaker 1: Do you understand it? Failure ain't a person. Failure is
Speaker 1: an event. How many times have you heard people describe
Speaker 1: a person as a failure because of something that happened
Speaker 1: to them or something that's going through. Look at him,
Speaker 1: he's an attic, He's nothing but a failure. Look at him,
Speaker 1: he came an an alcoholic, just ruined his life. He's
Speaker 1: a failure. Look at that girl over there. I told
Speaker 1: her she was too fast, then set up there and
Speaker 1: had that baby and they ain't got no man, just
Speaker 1: then ruined her life. Now she can't go do this
Speaker 1: and she can't do Excuse me what? Look at him?
Speaker 1: Just set up there and flunked out of school. You
Speaker 1: have failed. You are failure because you flunked out of school.
Speaker 1: You're a failure because you got a divorce. You're a
Speaker 1: failure because you've lost everything. You're a failure because you're homeless.
Speaker 1: You're a failure because you didn't pass math, science, English, geography.
Speaker 1: You're a failure. Excuse me. Failure is not a person.
Speaker 1: Failure is an event. It's an eventu'all stop drinking this
Speaker 1: stuff and stop listening to people who are making you
Speaker 1: think your failure is defining you as a person. Failure
Speaker 1: is not a person. Failure is an event. And if
Speaker 1: you take the word event and break it down, the
Speaker 1: word event is the root word of a word, a
Speaker 1: word called eventually. What event is the root word of
Speaker 1: a bigger word called eventually. Because this is how God works.
Speaker 1: He takes all your failures, wraps him up, puts him
Speaker 1: in a box, put a bow on it, and eventually
Speaker 1: turns all those things into person he intended you to be. Eventually,
Speaker 1: all of these failures are going to become the makeup
Speaker 1: of the person that you are. You better get this now,
Speaker 1: You better understand this and quitting letting these events, these
Speaker 1: things call failures, determine you as a person. Failure ain't
Speaker 1: a person. Failure is an event. We all have these events.
Speaker 1: Life is full of them, these events. Man, do you
Speaker 1: know you're gonna lose somebody you care about deeply? That's
Speaker 1: gonna cause you to go into some things that grief
Speaker 1: causes that ain't who you are. That's the event that
Speaker 1: you went through. That event will turn into eventually what
Speaker 1: God has for you. Because everything you're going through is
Speaker 1: God preparing you for what he has for you. You
Speaker 1: need to get this man so you can quit tripping
Speaker 1: every time you have a failure, which ain't nothing but
Speaker 1: an event. This tool shall pass. Name one thing ain't passed. Man.
Speaker 1: Y'all better getting me today because I'm trying to give
Speaker 1: it to you. Failure ain't a person. Failure is an event.
Speaker 1: Everybody have them. Quit drinking them, letting them define who
Speaker 1: you are. You ain't no failure as a person. You
Speaker 1: just having an event. I'm gonna stop now because next
Speaker 1: thing I want to do has profanity in it. Those
Speaker 1: are my clothes and remarks today. Well, time to stop.
Speaker 1: Talk to God. He loved to hear from you. Because
Speaker 1: you keep talking to me, I'm gonna say something. See
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