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Speaker 1: don't know y'all back a suit, looking back to back down,
Speaker 1: giving them like the milling bus bus things. And it's
Speaker 1: not true. Good Steve to mother for star. Don't join me.
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Speaker 1: listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one
Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey oh Man got a radio show. Man,
Speaker 1: got a radio show and a whole lot mold too, man.
Speaker 1: God is good to me. I have no other explanation,
Speaker 1: if I have no other explanation of my existence and
Speaker 1: where I stand in this thing called life, except if
Speaker 1: it was not for the goodness of God Almighty. If
Speaker 1: it was not for His grace and his mercy, There's
Speaker 1: no way I could exist the way that I do.
Speaker 1: I would not be who I am or where I am.
Speaker 1: I am who I am and where I am simply
Speaker 1: because God is who he is. If it was not
Speaker 1: for God, I would have no testimony for you, because
Speaker 1: I would have failed every single test plain, pure and simple.
Speaker 1: I can sit here today until you flat out that
Speaker 1: it is purely because of God's grace and mercy that
Speaker 1: I exist today because of His favor. See now He
Speaker 1: shows us favor in life because of a combination of
Speaker 1: things I've discovered. And this is not the whole answer
Speaker 1: to life. I can assure you as not. But this
Speaker 1: is a combination that I've grown to understand better and better,
Speaker 1: and I wish I had gotten it earlier in my life.
Speaker 1: But here it is. If you take faith and you
Speaker 1: combine it with an incredible work ethic, then God has
Speaker 1: the greatest opportunities to show you favor. That's the best
Speaker 1: way I can explain success to you from my standpoint.
Speaker 1: It is the combination of faith and work that produces
Speaker 1: the most opportunities for God to show you favor. See
Speaker 1: a lot of times we want God to bless us,
Speaker 1: but we ain't doing nothing for him to bless So
Speaker 1: now we sideways in the equation a little bit. But see,
Speaker 1: if you had the faith in God that God can
Speaker 1: do anything but fail, that God will get you through,
Speaker 1: that God will see you through, that that God is
Speaker 1: the God you serve as the greatest gift of all
Speaker 1: good things if you kept that faith intact through it all,
Speaker 1: and you produced an incredible work ethic that allows the
Speaker 1: most opportunities for God to show you favor. See without
Speaker 1: that what you want God to do? See, you can
Speaker 1: have faith and be sitting at the house watching TV.
Speaker 1: There's nothing being produced, no opportunities for God to show
Speaker 1: your favor. And you got to do some things man,
Speaker 1: that you are uncomfortable doing or don't feel like doing,
Speaker 1: or something that don't have the right payoff right in
Speaker 1: front of your face, with the faith that it will
Speaker 1: payoff later on. See, too many people are working for
Speaker 1: the right now reward, and the right now reward is
Speaker 1: not how it works. Sometimes the reward is coming later
Speaker 1: on up the road. But the only way you can
Speaker 1: know that is if you got to You got to
Speaker 1: apply the faith and see the reason you don't know
Speaker 1: that that's coming like that, or you have to have
Speaker 1: faith to believe that it is coming. Because faith is
Speaker 1: the belief in things that you cannot see. That's what
Speaker 1: faith is. You know you're standing at let me give
Speaker 1: you them. You're standing at the cross walk with a
Speaker 1: walk sign on it and the sign flashing on the corner.
Speaker 1: Don't walk then that the signs say walk, What do
Speaker 1: you think your chances are making it across that street?
Speaker 1: Is well, pretty good because guess what the signs say walk.
Speaker 1: You can see the other side. There's other people in
Speaker 1: the cross walk walking, So guess what. You strike out blindly?
Speaker 1: It don't take a lot of faith to get across
Speaker 1: that street. That's that's That's not why I'm talking to
Speaker 1: you about. I'm talking about the faith, the belief in
Speaker 1: things that you cannot see, the faith that what I'm
Speaker 1: doing today, I believe in my heart of heart that
Speaker 1: God wouldn't bring me this far to leave me. That
Speaker 1: God is a true and living God, that he keeps
Speaker 1: his promises, that later on, there's things that I'm working
Speaker 1: towards right now gonna pay off later on. See, too
Speaker 1: many people want to reward right now. See, that's not
Speaker 1: the exhibition of faith. If it's the right thing to do,
Speaker 1: if it's if it's a good thing to do, if
Speaker 1: it's a just thing to do. See, if it's seeing
Speaker 1: in it it ain't God. You can just clear it
Speaker 1: on up right there. You can stop all the wandering.
Speaker 1: If that's his voice talking to you, If it's the
Speaker 1: right thing to do. If it's sin in it, it's
Speaker 1: not God talking to you. Kill it. You you can
Speaker 1: shut it down. You ain't got to wonder about it.
Speaker 1: Go down there in secret venge That ain't God. Go
Speaker 1: tell him off when you see him. That ain't God.
Speaker 1: Anything that's God's sin in it, is not God's voice
Speaker 1: telling you to do it. So you can you can
Speaker 1: kill that conversation to date. That's how you know. But
Speaker 1: if you align yourself up, man and you and what
Speaker 1: you're doing is just and right and correct and pleasing
Speaker 1: in the sight of God, it'll pay off for you
Speaker 1: later on. And see here's here's here's the best way
Speaker 1: I can tell to it. Here's another one. When you're
Speaker 1: going somewhere, when you're when you're on the road to
Speaker 1: going somewhere, and you know the somewhere that you're trying
Speaker 1: to get to. Let's say you've set a goal of
Speaker 1: vision for yourself, you know where you want to get to,
Speaker 1: You got a good idea, and you own your way
Speaker 1: to going there. Listen to me when it gets hard,
Speaker 1: and it is going to get hard, when it gets difficult,
Speaker 1: and it is going to get difficult when it becomes challenging,
Speaker 1: and it is going to become challenging when it becomes
Speaker 1: all three of those things. When it don't look like
Speaker 1: it's gonna happen, don't stop and complain so much. But see,
Speaker 1: I know he didn't bless me. But in the middle
Speaker 1: of it, man, I felt a little heavy. And you
Speaker 1: got to be careful when it gets hard for you,
Speaker 1: because you'll find yourself complaining. And when you're complaining. See,
Speaker 1: what you can't do is you can't complain so much
Speaker 1: that you forget that the place that you're trying to
Speaker 1: go to, you actually own your way there still. See,
Speaker 1: don't get caught up into complaining and then lose sight
Speaker 1: of your blessing that's actually happening. It to you? What really, man,
Speaker 1: of all the times to register a complaint to God,
Speaker 1: to sit up and go, hey, man, I didn't want
Speaker 1: wanted to ease back into this thing. Ease back in, man,
Speaker 1: you in. It's it's a tornado world around you. You
Speaker 1: ain't got time to ease back in. You got it
Speaker 1: going and jump back in it. It is what it
Speaker 1: is to whom much is given, much is required. Always
Speaker 1: appreciate the blessings. Don't get so caught up into complaints
Speaker 1: that you lose sight of the blessings. Man. God got
Speaker 1: a lot for you in your life, man, but you
Speaker 1: gotta have them two things, y'all. You gotta take that faith,
Speaker 1: and you got to apply a crazy work ethic to it.
Speaker 1: And that creates the most opportunities for God to show
Speaker 1: your favor. And when God starts showing your favor, man,
Speaker 1: all of them seeds you plant, all of that, all
Speaker 1: of that wheat you've been sewing, all of that hard
Speaker 1: work you've been put in God to pay it off.
Speaker 1: And he'll pay it off in ways that you don't
Speaker 1: even see coming. Okay, cool, you're listening to morning show,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. It is here to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: It's upon us again. What a blessing, man, What a
Speaker 1: great day it is to be alive. I don't know
Speaker 1: how you feel about it, man, but I'm grateful. Man.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I'm gonna be today. I haven't
Speaker 1: quite made up my mind about it, but I will.
Speaker 1: I don't know you. Yeah, Okay, I just do me, then,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, to help me do me. Shirley Strawberry
Speaker 1: Carlin for real, Mississippi. Monica Junior, better known as Kills
Speaker 1: Faith or better known as Junior. More people know him
Speaker 1: as Junior probably and then nephew Tommy. That's who the
Speaker 1: cast is. Let's get it on. Let's open the morning
Speaker 1: with Junior. What's on your mind? All right? Let me
Speaker 1: ask you something. You know, Valatized day is coming up.
Speaker 1: If you could put a playlist together a five song
Speaker 1: for your girl on Valator? Come on, man, Junior, Junior,
Speaker 1: this is this is not a why am I thinking
Speaker 1: about this? Yeah, I'm gonna first of all, okay, I
Speaker 1: have to start with a door. That is, until the
Speaker 1: end of time. I'll be there for you. You are
Speaker 1: my heart and mind. I truly adore you. If God
Speaker 1: one day struck me blind beauty, I would still see
Speaker 1: because love is too weak to define just what you
Speaker 1: mean to me. You understand, yes, sir. If I had
Speaker 1: to come up with another one, it would have to
Speaker 1: be the greatest lyrically written song about love of all times.
Speaker 1: No song has ever been written with lyrics more ingrained
Speaker 1: about love than Stevie Wonders. As as around the Sun,
Speaker 1: the Earth knows She's revolving, and the Rosebuds no to
Speaker 1: bloom in early May. Justice, kindness knows, no shame, no,
Speaker 1: through all your joy and pain, that I'll be loving
Speaker 1: you always. That's just one line of about fifty that
Speaker 1: describes love in an incredible way. Beauty. The third song
Speaker 1: I did it on Kings of Comedy. Yes, Sir Lenny Williams,
Speaker 1: uh uh, yeah, we're talking about love. Yeah. The other
Speaker 1: two is all optional. Those are must but if you
Speaker 1: don't throw it in there, yeah, Maize, I know I
Speaker 1: bought it on myself. I owe no blame to no
Speaker 1: one else. And now I realize I can't get over you.
Speaker 1: And then Love's holiday message. Jesus. All right, that list
Speaker 1: can go on and on and on. We know it.
Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we're
Speaker 1: gonna start the show off with Nephew Tommy and run
Speaker 1: that prank back. Right after this, you're listening to Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. The nephew is here to start our
Speaker 1: morning off. We run that prank back. What you got
Speaker 1: for us, nap, I got some nice but let me
Speaker 1: wrap it up, put it in and put a bow
Speaker 1: on it. It's called buggie snitching. Buggie snitching. Come on, Buggie,
Speaker 1: get the snitching. Hello, man, I speak to Buggie. Hey, Buggie,
Speaker 1: this KB. Let me ask you something, man, How you
Speaker 1: get out of jail before Marcus got out of jail.
Speaker 1: How y'all go to jail at the same time, but
Speaker 1: you get out a month before him and he's still
Speaker 1: in there? Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on? Who is this this KB? This Marcus brother?
Speaker 1: Tell me how you get out of jail? But Marcus
Speaker 1: still in there and you've been out over montnow they
Speaker 1: say you hold up, hold on, hold on, hold on, No,
Speaker 1: they say you snitching, buggy. That's what's going on. You
Speaker 1: up in there, snitching? Hold on, bron hold on, You're
Speaker 1: so slowing down, So it down a little bit. Ain't
Speaker 1: hold up? You know what? I really don't need to
Speaker 1: be having this conversation with you, But you coming at
Speaker 1: me like this. It's called bail? How you how you?
Speaker 1: How you out on bail? But Marcus still in there?
Speaker 1: Tell me that man, how you gonna call me with
Speaker 1: you know what? You know what? I ain't saying the
Speaker 1: trip with you, but you just hold on, let me
Speaker 1: hold on, let me pull those right. All I know
Speaker 1: is they the one saying you the one that snitched
Speaker 1: on my brother and that's why he's still in there.
Speaker 1: And you why. I don't know where you're getting this,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna tell you what. I had to go
Speaker 1: to work. I need to get out of there. But
Speaker 1: you ain't. You ain't hearing me. I went to jail too, Bucky.
Speaker 1: You're gonna mess around to get your ass. What for snitching? Man,
Speaker 1: because that's what you've been out there doing. Man, what
Speaker 1: because you're talking about you've been out there snitching. That's
Speaker 1: why you out. And my brother Marcus, it's still in there.
Speaker 1: You know what. You know what it's called them, That's
Speaker 1: what it's called, is called there. I had to go
Speaker 1: to work. I don't know what you're tripping on. All
Speaker 1: I'm tripping on is that the fact that you out
Speaker 1: and my brother ain't out. He's still in there. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you something. I'm looking for you, Bucky. You here,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for you. But but you know you know
Speaker 1: where I'm at. You know where? You know what since
Speaker 1: you since you run around here like a little like
Speaker 1: he is, let me tell you what happened. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you where. All I want to do is go
Speaker 1: get me in the bill. I'm jump in the car
Speaker 1: and then I'll setting your mama some cigarettes. Oh how
Speaker 1: are you coming at me like that? Okay, I'll come
Speaker 1: in the car with him, and then Sun plays up
Speaker 1: one out for him. Now don't put that out. We
Speaker 1: just going around the corner. But now he goes. He
Speaker 1: started putting it out in the car. He throwing stout
Speaker 1: the one, and now we get bought over. Tell y'all,
Speaker 1: I jumped out the car telling it long. I don't
Speaker 1: gotta know with this. Who was smoking? You want market?
Speaker 1: I don't even smoke. I had to go to work.
Speaker 1: I got to work. I can't deal with that. I
Speaker 1: told him dudes to put it out. Damn it, Lord Port,
Speaker 1: they searched damn car. How the hell you gotta be
Speaker 1: riding like that? And Lord pull you all with snap
Speaker 1: pop off in the truck. You gotta think as speaker
Speaker 1: box that back then when no damn was on out
Speaker 1: of hell. You figure I'm a snitch. You don't take
Speaker 1: no there what just know you got back there? He yeah,
Speaker 1: God there man, I'm pat me and this drinking water
Speaker 1: out of Tarlet that they don't come at me that
Speaker 1: like that. You you won't come in. You know exactly
Speaker 1: where I'm at. So just because they got you up
Speaker 1: in the drinking water out of tartlet you're gonna come
Speaker 1: up and start snitching on everybody. You know what you you?
Speaker 1: I had to go to work. Hell, hell, I use
Speaker 1: oh my damn money trying to get out of there
Speaker 1: on some Oh, this can't be about you got to
Speaker 1: go to work. That can't be. But you got to
Speaker 1: have some heart somewhere. Dont coming at me like that.
Speaker 1: I was just going to the store. Can I say something,
Speaker 1: you man? I want to look you no know what
Speaker 1: you can't say. Let me take, let me take, Let
Speaker 1: me give you, shoot you something. Since you're gonna be
Speaker 1: the mid man, let me shoot you a thing or two. Dad,
Speaker 1: tell your brother just don't drop the soap. No, he
Speaker 1: ain't gonna drop the soap. I'm gonna I don't. I'm
Speaker 1: an my brother. No, no, no, listen to me, no no, no.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you dog, and I'm gonna tell you this,
Speaker 1: but you gotta tell me what you got to tell me.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell your boss everything about you, and then
Speaker 1: you're gonna lose your little damn job. Oh no, it
Speaker 1: can't be you can you know what what you start me?
Speaker 1: What you stuttering? Fuck? I can't believe you calling me
Speaker 1: with no strike this just lose my no, don't call
Speaker 1: me no more. Come behind it. Let me say something
Speaker 1: you right now, Bugingle, you got to say this, Nephew
Speaker 1: Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked,
Speaker 1: bog like that dog. You know this, this ain't nothing.
Speaker 1: Play with this, ain't this ain't nothing? Really play with
Speaker 1: it all right, buggy man, I'm sorry, dog, You're okay?
Speaker 1: Buy god? No, I am dog. You know what that
Speaker 1: I listened to you. Man. You are supposed to do
Speaker 1: nothing like that do We're supposed to be real. You
Speaker 1: don't do me like that? Man, I put I put
Speaker 1: this dude on blast. Amen. Look at your boy, Shannon,
Speaker 1: he said he your best friend, Shannon is the one
Speaker 1: that put me up to this dog. You know? Is
Speaker 1: that your boy? That your best friend Shannon may Man.
Speaker 1: While y'all do me like this, Yeah, I'm gonna take cash.
Speaker 1: I got him, may y'all. I just hey, let me
Speaker 1: ask you this. What is the baddest radio show in
Speaker 1: the land, Oh may The Steam Harvard Morning Show did
Speaker 1: I get you, did I get you? Hey? You know
Speaker 1: what you got? That's you got. You got a whole
Speaker 1: bunch of people. That's but now you want m And
Speaker 1: there you have it. I had to go to work.
Speaker 1: I can't just be sitting up in jail for somebody,
Speaker 1: ain't do. I got to go to work. I'm not
Speaker 1: losing my job. I hain't no bus with y'all. I
Speaker 1: got to go to work this weekend. That's Friday. That's Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Speaker 1: This coming week Ken, I am in Huntsville, Alabama, stand
Speaker 1: up Comedy Live the Comedy Club in Huntsville, Alabama. Tickets
Speaker 1: on Sea right now. That's Thursday night. One show, two
Speaker 1: shows on Friday, two shows on Saturday. It is Valentine's weekend.
Speaker 1: Come get your love and laughed on with the nephew.
Speaker 1: Watch me ask straight ignorant straight stupid time thirty time,
Speaker 1: thirty mode right there, thirty times, thirty times thirty that
Speaker 1: kind of stupid. Yeah, a lot of stupid packed up
Speaker 1: in there. That's what timmy doing. Laying in the cut
Speaker 1: is Baltimore, Maryland. That's who laying in the cut, Baltimore, Maryland.
Speaker 1: And if you're coming right there as soon as it's
Speaker 1: all over. So y'all laying in the cut right now.
Speaker 1: It's Huntsville, Alabama, So let's go get it back back
Speaker 1: on the road. Got the mic in my hand y.
Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next, it is
Speaker 1: asked the CLO with our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: just ready and waiting for your love questions. Pelo coming
Speaker 1: up right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show coming
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Speaker 1: stories at the top of the hour. Right now, it's
Speaker 1: time for as Clo Cree Clo and Oakland writes, two
Speaker 1: years ago, I started dating a man that was headed
Speaker 1: to jail for being an accessory to a crime. He
Speaker 1: had to serve nine months, and I stuck by him.
Speaker 1: We talked about marriage when he was in jail, but
Speaker 1: when he got out recently, he said I deserved better
Speaker 1: and he broke up with me. Is this how he
Speaker 1: genuinely feels? Or did he use me to send him
Speaker 1: money and talk to him while he was in jail? Yeah? Well,
Speaker 1: you know he used you to talk to him while
Speaker 1: he was in jail and kept him occupied. He's out
Speaker 1: now he's done you a favor. He did tell you
Speaker 1: the truth. You do deserve better. I don't know what
Speaker 1: the hell you thought was the bright ass idea of
Speaker 1: somebody going to jail to discuss marriage. That ain't a
Speaker 1: real moment to discuss joining your life with somebody. Now,
Speaker 1: y'all can feel how you want to feel about what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. But if this was my daughter, this is
Speaker 1: the same thing I would say to her. You know,
Speaker 1: wait and get a chance to know a person. Well,
Speaker 1: now you've gotten a chance to know it. He is
Speaker 1: who he is. But he's done you a huge favor,
Speaker 1: a huge favor. Now you send him money and that
Speaker 1: was it. You learned a lesson, but you deserve better
Speaker 1: is the best lesson you could have. You He had
Speaker 1: to teach that to you, and that's a damn shame
Speaker 1: that usually other people have to teach us the good
Speaker 1: things about ourselves. So take this gift, wrapped up in
Speaker 1: the bow, and gone about your business. Oh wow, I
Speaker 1: like that all right, jian and Gaitersburg says. Gaithersburg says,
Speaker 1: I'm divorced. I'm a divorced, single mom of a seventeen
Speaker 1: year old daughter. My daughter and her boyfriend have been
Speaker 1: together for almost three years, and I think they're too
Speaker 1: young to be that serious. My ex husband says he
Speaker 1: liked the boy and it's better for her to be
Speaker 1: with him than numerous boys than date numerous boys. What
Speaker 1: do you think is best? Well, I think you too
Speaker 1: late to talk about. I think it's too late for
Speaker 1: y'all to be serious about. It's three years. They've been
Speaker 1: doing this since they was fourteen, that she's seventeen, So
Speaker 1: all that you think is too late, that's you talking
Speaker 1: a lot didn't happen. This is all they know. They
Speaker 1: don't know nothing else each other, and they think this
Speaker 1: is real love. And at the level that they are,
Speaker 1: it is real love to them. It just ain't been
Speaker 1: tested in the real world yet. So your husband is right.
Speaker 1: He might like the boy better than her going out
Speaker 1: dating a bunch of boys, so he's just taking the
Speaker 1: best of the I mean, if the boy's nice, ain't
Speaker 1: doing nothing wrong too. I'm with the father. What you
Speaker 1: want to do? You want her to stop seeing this
Speaker 1: boy and go mess with who? Who? How you want
Speaker 1: it to go? And life has started? Okay? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they could be together. This could be it for them.
Speaker 1: This might be his soul mate. Now I don't know how,
Speaker 1: but you know, well, I think it just it's but
Speaker 1: it's too late to say they're too young to be serious,
Speaker 1: because they dead serious. Yeah, yeah, all right. Moving on
Speaker 1: to Nina and Hilton had Nina writes, I'm almost forty
Speaker 1: five years old and I need a date for an
Speaker 1: event that I have to attend next month. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be the only single female at the table
Speaker 1: with my story ours. I have a male prospect that
Speaker 1: is a doctor, has great manners, and he is intelligent.
Speaker 1: The only problem is he sounds like Elmer Fudd when
Speaker 1: he speaks. Should I tell him and avoid getting into
Speaker 1: a conversation. No, no, let him talk. This is gonna
Speaker 1: be and can you tell me where the event is
Speaker 1: gonna be? Me and Margaret, Me and Margie. We wants
Speaker 1: to come and we want subsit. I can't I sit
Speaker 1: right next to him, and please, I'm gonna start a
Speaker 1: conversation now, is it a funny thing? She said? Though,
Speaker 1: she said, I'm going to an event and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: ask a man to go. He's intelligent. He is a doctor.
Speaker 1: Never really met a stupid doctor before. I haven't. And
Speaker 1: he want to thank the Lord that he is intelligent
Speaker 1: as a doctor, because nothing worse than a dumbash doctor.
Speaker 1: You get a dumbash diagnosis, You get dumb ass. Everything
Speaker 1: about him is dumb. Your pride, nosis is dumb. You
Speaker 1: diagnosis is dumb. Your after kid's dumb all the whole
Speaker 1: time he talking, Oh I don't know what you got? Yeah,
Speaker 1: girl looking at the girl. Girl looked at me like
Speaker 1: it you show this ain't a mosquito bite. That's it.
Speaker 1: Girl who hate listen to me. Don't let that doctor
Speaker 1: throw you off talking about that no tumor. Don't let
Speaker 1: no doctor throw you off talking about that no damn tumor. Now,
Speaker 1: all that is a spotter bite. I know him when
Speaker 1: I see him. Okay, dumb doctor, all right, so take
Speaker 1: the doctor. But she wants to know should she tell
Speaker 1: him just a smile covert? Now, you can't do that. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you can't do that. Let him gold. Lady, lady, you
Speaker 1: forty five. You ain't got nobody you understand. Hello, You
Speaker 1: need to find out how to talk to this damn doctor.
Speaker 1: Deal with this because he might need you, and you
Speaker 1: just look like you need him for moting just a
Speaker 1: damn date. You ain't got nobody sitting up there with
Speaker 1: all your friends. You forty five single, that's your problem.
Speaker 1: That's probably why you buy yourself right now, you nick
Speaker 1: picking people half to death. He's a doctor, might be
Speaker 1: good looking, dude, he just sound like almfud. What does
Speaker 1: that sound like? I forgot hell? Whoa whoa? How woo hey?
Speaker 1: Pleasure to meet you, guys. Listen, all right, Moving on
Speaker 1: to Michelle and Bradenton. Michelle's my brother and I are twins,
Speaker 1: and he bought a new home close to mind. Instead
Speaker 1: of buying the things he needs, he takes my things.
Speaker 1: My boyfriend told my brother he was going to get
Speaker 1: the lots changed. If he didn't stop it. My brother
Speaker 1: told him they weren't his lots to change. Now they're
Speaker 1: threatening to fight when they see each other. They both
Speaker 1: were right, So how should I settle this? Well, it
Speaker 1: ain't really for you to settle. But your brother gonna
Speaker 1: mess around and get his ass. Will he take one
Speaker 1: more thing out this house? Yeah, because that's all it
Speaker 1: seemed like to me. And what's wrong with your twin brother?
Speaker 1: How stupid is he? How stupid is he can't go
Speaker 1: ahead and keep taking stuff? You don't want him to
Speaker 1: take stuff. Your boyfriend don't want him to take his stuff,
Speaker 1: but he's talking about it. It ain't you know, it
Speaker 1: ain't your stuff. Well, you know, tell your brother not
Speaker 1: to come over here and take nothing else or he
Speaker 1: gonna take something he don't want to take it back,
Speaker 1: because the boyfriend is clear about the next day you
Speaker 1: fit it take gonna be his ass. That's he clear
Speaker 1: about that. Your girlfriend, it's hard to watch your twin
Speaker 1: get his assi. That's terrible. Yeah, because they say you're
Speaker 1: gonna feel the pain too sotime, so it's just necessary sometime,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, Well, thank you Philo coming up
Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, We'll have some entertainment
Speaker 1: news for you right after this. You're listening to Steve
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Speaker 1: Of course, Yes, like mus to have Judge Steve in
Speaker 1: our midst. Aren't we never knew I was in Judge?
Speaker 1: Did you? I never knew it? Yeah? And the other
Speaker 1: entertainment news, there's a compilation of the deo clips featuring
Speaker 1: controversial podcaster Joe Rogan using the N word. Well, it's
Speaker 1: made Dwayne the Rock Johnson resend his previous support of
Speaker 1: Rogan and his podcast, The Joe Rogan Experience. Until Rogan's
Speaker 1: racist comment surface, Dwayne the Rock Johnson was one of
Speaker 1: the only mainstream figures to show Rogan support amid an
Speaker 1: exodus of artists from Spotify in protest of rogan spread
Speaker 1: of COVID nineteen misinformation. The Rock retracted his support of
Speaker 1: Rogan after singer India Are shared several clips of Rogan
Speaker 1: using the INN word on his podcast, as well as
Speaker 1: one clip comparing predominantly black neighborhoods to the planet of
Speaker 1: the eighth. Take a listen to a portion of Joe
Speaker 1: Rogan's apology for using the N word. It's a very
Speaker 1: unusual word, but it's not my word to use. I'm
Speaker 1: well aware of that now, but for years I used
Speaker 1: it in that manner. I never used it to be racist,
Speaker 1: because I'm not racist. But whenever you're in a situation
Speaker 1: where you have to say I'm not racist, and I
Speaker 1: clearly and that's my intention to express myself in this video, Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: all right, you're not racist. Your thoughts Steve Well, I
Speaker 1: haven't even heard any of them other clips or anything.
Speaker 1: I don't know him personally. I've always liked him as
Speaker 1: a comedian and as an announcer and stuff, so this
Speaker 1: is this was like new news to me. But he
Speaker 1: said something that's very right. If you have to continually
Speaker 1: have to say I'm not racist, I mean, where does
Speaker 1: that come from? Because to you to even have to
Speaker 1: say that, it has to be bought up as a question.
Speaker 1: And if you're not a racist, then if you're not
Speaker 1: a racist, didn't you be on reproach? I mean to me,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean you could say, like, for example,
Speaker 1: somebody told me one time, Steve, it seems like you
Speaker 1: have a chip on your shoulder about some things. Okay, cool.
Speaker 1: That's because when I'm talking about a certain subject, I
Speaker 1: sound chippy. See, so now I have a chip. That's
Speaker 1: why you say I have a chip on my shoulder,
Speaker 1: because I sound chippy. And and that's that's where that
Speaker 1: comes from. You know, Oh my god, he's chippy. You've
Speaker 1: you've never heard that's y'all. Ain't never heard no white
Speaker 1: person say that. Are you kidding me? No, I've heard chipper,
Speaker 1: but not chip, chip on the shoulder. But I ain't
Speaker 1: hear a chippy chip on the should Hey. Hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: you're being chippy. See right now, I was being chippy
Speaker 1: with you. I was cutting you off. I was being
Speaker 1: chippy with you. Okay, surely this is my terminology of
Speaker 1: how and that's fine. I'm just trying to follow you. Baby. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: let chipping now, yeah, chipping? No, not right now. I'm
Speaker 1: not chippy. I'm difficult. I ain't really chippy. I'm difficult. Difficult.
Speaker 1: It's cause I choose to be chippy, is cause you
Speaker 1: made me. You understand, See, it's a difference because of
Speaker 1: my nature as a person. I'm difficult when I choose
Speaker 1: to be. But if you make me then I can
Speaker 1: be flat out just you know, funky with you how
Speaker 1: you want it to go today? Who's on verse? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because you know, for example, like about I think I
Speaker 1: think you being funky today. Then I go, oh, that's
Speaker 1: what we're doing. And then I joined in er see
Speaker 1: see I'm not Michelle Obama. See listen to me. You
Speaker 1: go low once again? Er er low er. See I'm R.
Speaker 1: I'm the R in the conversation. So however you come
Speaker 1: at me, know that I'm finding to be er. You
Speaker 1: come at me heavy, I'm finning come at you how heavy? RB,
Speaker 1: I'm the RB. Crazy er I'm gonna come at you
Speaker 1: crazy erb. And how you spell er er because at
Speaker 1: what your AS's gonna have to go if you keep on. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But you know, as far as far as Joe Rogan goes,
Speaker 1: I haven't even heard the things he's used of. Always
Speaker 1: liked the guys and comedian as a host. And so
Speaker 1: maybe I'll take the time, but can I tell you something.
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna take the time to hear what
Speaker 1: he said, because you know, what I've learned in my
Speaker 1: years of earth. I really, if you're not important enough
Speaker 1: to move the needle in my life, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: give you the needle to allow you to move it.
Speaker 1: Whatever he did or say there has no shape or
Speaker 1: form with me. I ain't never been on this show.
Speaker 1: I don't know him, I don't converse with him. He
Speaker 1: don't move the needle for me. Should he lose his
Speaker 1: job for this? Absolutely not. You know why because Donald
Speaker 1: Trump remained president for four years of all the stuff
Speaker 1: he did, and in this hypocritical country, if you all
Speaker 1: are going to elect a person like Donald Trump and
Speaker 1: allow him to run the country and still have a
Speaker 1: say so in the Republican Party, we have much bigger
Speaker 1: problems than Joe Rogan. We have much deeper problems. We
Speaker 1: have ted crews who don't even understand how Joe Biden
Speaker 1: could bring up the fact that he wants to nominate
Speaker 1: a black woman as in the Supreme Court. He got
Speaker 1: a problem with that. We can't even get Voting Rights
Speaker 1: Act passed. But now we give a damn about what
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan said. Man, please please have other things to
Speaker 1: tend to, all right, Thank you, Steve mister irb coming
Speaker 1: up at him in time to the hour. The Color
Speaker 1: Purple remake cast has been announced, nephew, we'll talk about
Speaker 1: it right after this. Oh you're listening to Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show, all right and trending movie news. Tommy, we
Speaker 1: got something for you, baby. You know one of your
Speaker 1: favorite movies of all time, Color Purple? What's coming back?
Speaker 1: That back? The remake cast has been Nobody told me nothing.
Speaker 1: They don't never call you about stuff like this. Uh, listen,
Speaker 1: because I know you could have been somebody in there.
Speaker 1: Who who was? Who was when? Nobody all day on
Speaker 1: how t was? Who played harp origin? The first harp
Speaker 1: The first harpo was not tall at all? Who was it?
Speaker 1: I've got his name? Okay, all right, so I didn't
Speaker 1: replace somebody. Don't nobody know? Fort Orange is the new
Speaker 1: black actress. Danielle Brooks will play Sophia. That's the role
Speaker 1: that Oprah play. Oprah is behind this recast of the
Speaker 1: Color Purple. Um uh okay. The rest of the cast
Speaker 1: Fantasia with Stars seely come all right, I love this one.
Speaker 1: Taraji p Henson is going to play Sugar Avery. Nobody yes, anything,
Speaker 1: all right, Colman Domingo from Candy Man that was so scared.
Speaker 1: Go play, mister. He's gonna play mister he would he
Speaker 1: show up? You say mister three times, mister, mister mister.
Speaker 1: All right, Corey Hawkins is gonna play who played Doctor
Speaker 1: Dre And Straight out of Compton is gonna play Harpo Steve.
Speaker 1: That's mine, Corey. Oh, I saw I saw that straight
Speaker 1: out of Company? Yeah, so you know they got to
Speaker 1: play did a good job. Yeah. The singer her is
Speaker 1: gonna play Squeaky and Haley Berry. Haley almost always say
Speaker 1: halle Berry when I see her. You don't speak of her,
Speaker 1: You do not speak a heart but I talking to me.
Speaker 1: But Hallie Bailey is going to play Nettie. You know.
Speaker 1: The singer's Chloe and Hallie Um anyway, Yes, they'll know
Speaker 1: nothing needs lying, do y'all y'all know none of that?
Speaker 1: Look at him? Look at God? Did meal Box fixed that? Not?
Speaker 1: Kept you missing? Round? Whitty? Go on, I got one,
Speaker 1: go ahead, I'm hungry, y'all gonna shut up in here,
Speaker 1: act like y'all ain't got nothing to do. So I'm
Speaker 1: sing blue be over to here for that. We gotta go,
Speaker 1: all right, congratulations to the brand new cast of the
Speaker 1: remake of The Color Purple coming up at thirty four
Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. We're gonna check Steve's voicemail right
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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Speaker 1: you're calling from at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve
Speaker 1: eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve. All right, Steve, here
Speaker 1: we go. James from North Carolina just wants to vent
Speaker 1: about your ninety day rule. Hey, Steve, this is James
Speaker 1: from North Carolina, Mr. Nine to day Rules. I met
Speaker 1: this girl. She was sweet as she could be. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about for a year and a half, two years.
Speaker 1: I mean, we was happy as heck on trip everywhere.
Speaker 1: And then the first time that she was crazy, I
Speaker 1: was in the bathroom. My phone is in the front
Speaker 1: with her. She has whim on the phone so I
Speaker 1: would look at So then I had a birthday party,
Speaker 1: my two partners, my son company New York, my brother,
Speaker 1: my son down here. We gotta eat, she said. She
Speaker 1: claimed we're gonna be some women. I let that tad.
Speaker 1: So then one day I'm in the bed, sweet, I
Speaker 1: don't know how she figured out how to open up
Speaker 1: my phone, so she figured out. So it was a
Speaker 1: Facebook message. I'm telling a boot. So my egg girl
Speaker 1: say how much is your other boot? I never answered nothing,
Speaker 1: so she called. She texted talking about I loved it.
Speaker 1: Then she texted, say when you leave your husband for me?
Speaker 1: So she said yeah, So she waked me up. So
Speaker 1: then she telled me so I said, she said she
Speaker 1: loves you. She said she gonna leave her husband for you,
Speaker 1: not me. So what I'm saying it goes for women too,
Speaker 1: because I mean, she had my heart and it took
Speaker 1: me two and a half years to find out she
Speaker 1: was a losing kick. She broke my bone, I bought it,
Speaker 1: she scratched my car. I mean, the girl was crazy
Speaker 1: and it took me almost three years to found out
Speaker 1: that she was a looney tune. So it goes for
Speaker 1: women too, right, Thank you? Hey, Jane, Jane, got to
Speaker 1: say something to you, dog, when you're going through something
Speaker 1: like this, probably don't need to leave that on nobody's voice. Man, James,
Speaker 1: that's a little bit too much information, way too heavy.
Speaker 1: I can't help you. I don't know what the hell
Speaker 1: that got to do with the ninety day rule. In
Speaker 1: the ninety days is three months, not three years, James.
Speaker 1: You took all the information and just turned it into
Speaker 1: something else. James. I appreciate you man, your honesty and everything.
Speaker 1: And I don't really know what the hell you're going through.
Speaker 1: You got your car scratch, she broke your damn phone.
Speaker 1: She just Looney Tunes. I don't know what to tell you, man,
Speaker 1: Jane hanging that dog. Everything's gonna be everything, man, Yeah, Wow,
Speaker 1: she's gonna be back over that to day. You ain't
Speaker 1: what's here? And you calling Steve? What's that some here?
Speaker 1: Is that what you're doing? Let me see your phone? Alright?
Speaker 1: Hanging at James. Another caller from James, Steve from Houston
Speaker 1: this time, Hey Steve, this is James at our US
Speaker 1: texts man, keep walking with dooms you doing, brother, You're
Speaker 1: doing a great feel of good for a lot of people.
Speaker 1: So I wish you blessing and everything. Perfect. Junior, stay up,
Speaker 1: my man. That was that was a junior's cousin, James
Speaker 1: from Houston. Everybody got cousin name James h. Cousin name Jameson.
Speaker 1: Thank you, James, appreciate that. All right, now, this is
Speaker 1: from Dolores. This this next sports mail. Good morning, mister Harvey.
Speaker 1: My name is Dolores and I'm proud to be a
Speaker 1: member of the Steve Harvey Nation. I'm almost sixty nine
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Speaker 1: they want the insurrection to be called as a protest.
Speaker 1: It was a riot. It's just the right to protest.
Speaker 1: What is Donald Trump? This? That? Man? This is the
Speaker 1: most hypocritical time I've ever lived. Y'all all so full
Speaker 1: of it? Man, y'all can miss me. I got no
Speaker 1: faith in this system no more. I will vote. But
Speaker 1: then Republicans what they're doing right now, Wow, and they
Speaker 1: get votes too. That's what's surprised. We're a country full
Speaker 1: of them fools. Yeah, all right, thanks for your calls,
Speaker 1: your voicemails. Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve called Stephen
Speaker 1: leave a message. Coming up next is a nephew with
Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening to
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top
Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my
Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today. The subject is He's never satisfied,
Speaker 1: but I am. We'll get into that and just about
Speaker 1: selfish of you. We'll get into that in just a bit.
Speaker 1: But right now the nephew is here with today's prank
Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for us? Nap getting close
Speaker 1: to it. Valentine's is on the way baby, less than
Speaker 1: a week away. Well, this right here is Valentine's gift card.
Speaker 1: Valentine's guilt card. Right here, let's go cat down. Hello. Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Bryce. Ye hey, Bryan, So how
Speaker 1: you doing? Man? My name is Alvin, bro, how you
Speaker 1: doing today? I'm good man? What's up? Hey? Listen? Um,
Speaker 1: I know you you're you're married Jatricia? Right? Yeah? Who
Speaker 1: who's this? Okay? Like I said, yeah, my name is Alvin,
Speaker 1: and I'm just trying to make sure I got the
Speaker 1: right person, man, because you, um, you have black half white,
Speaker 1: right from what I understand? Yeah, I'm gonna who who
Speaker 1: the presidents? Why? Why are you asking me questions? What's
Speaker 1: going on? Okay? No, no, no, everything's cool man, everything's cool, Um, Trish,
Speaker 1: So check this out. Many listen, I'm at work, man,
Speaker 1: say what you need to say? What's happening? Okay? Listen,
Speaker 1: I actually dentally I sent I sent Tricia some flowers
Speaker 1: for Valentine's They're gonna get there on Friday, but I
Speaker 1: accidentally put a you know, I ordered a gift card
Speaker 1: along with it, and they put this gift card in
Speaker 1: Tricia's gift bag, and really that's that gift card should
Speaker 1: really be for my wife, and I was trying to
Speaker 1: see it. Maybe if you get to the gift bag before,
Speaker 1: maybe you could get it out for me so I
Speaker 1: could get that gift card. Oh okay, so you said, uh,
Speaker 1: you said my wife flowers for Valentine's Day? Right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: But that's not the key. The key is that it's
Speaker 1: a gift card in there that I need, you know,
Speaker 1: and that's accidentally sent a gift card to my wife.
Speaker 1: You just want the flowers to go to her, Is
Speaker 1: that what he's saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I said
Speaker 1: the flowers man. Yeah, no problem, No, yeah, no, that's
Speaker 1: cool man, This happens. Then we make mistakes all the time.
Speaker 1: How about this? How about you come on over and
Speaker 1: I will be more than happy to give you the
Speaker 1: gift card because I'm sure you know if you said
Speaker 1: it with the flowers all I'll just have to handle
Speaker 1: those that the gift card over to you at and
Speaker 1: probably a nice hid speeding till you stupid mother. Why
Speaker 1: enough would you ever call me about this? Hey? Man?
Speaker 1: And I didn't. I didn't expect all this house any
Speaker 1: but hostility. Hey, bro, all I'm trying to do is
Speaker 1: like I said, I sent it. I ain't your bron
Speaker 1: What do you mean you're doing? You didn't think this
Speaker 1: is gonna be hot? You send my good white flowers? Mother,
Speaker 1: But how do you even know my wife? How do
Speaker 1: you know Tresh? How do you know Tresh? I work
Speaker 1: in I work in the building with that Trish works in.
Speaker 1: How you work with her? Okay? Good? Are you don't
Speaker 1: work I don't work with her. I don't work for
Speaker 1: her company at all. But my my, you know, my
Speaker 1: floor is on a different floor. I work in a
Speaker 1: different company, but she works she works in the same building.
Speaker 1: So yeah, dude, I'm just trying to get the gift card. Man.
Speaker 1: I ain't even trying to trip dude, I ain't. So
Speaker 1: let me. So, you sent some flowers. When the flower's
Speaker 1: gonna be in? What time the flower's supposed to be here?
Speaker 1: The flowers getting there sometime Friday. I'm a Valentine, yea
Speaker 1: on Valentine's Say okay, good Jude, So how about you
Speaker 1: come down here on Friday, okay, and I will give
Speaker 1: the flowers the Trish, and I will give you the
Speaker 1: gift cards. And you mentioned if I was half black
Speaker 1: or half white, and I'll go ahead and let you
Speaker 1: know that both sides are gonna beat your mother, because
Speaker 1: you gotta be the most ignorant mother I've ever met.
Speaker 1: In my guy, I'm like, I don't care if you're green, blue, yellow, lavender.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck you are. But you
Speaker 1: were the dumbest piece of sh I've ever met. You
Speaker 1: come here Friday. You come here and you get your
Speaker 1: wife will get her great gift card, and my wife
Speaker 1: will get your flowers, and everybody's gonna be happy. Hey, dude,
Speaker 1: what's what's all it's about? Man? Okay? So have you
Speaker 1: gone out with trans? Say you guys wanting for lunch
Speaker 1: or you know, maybe a movie or I mean, how much?
Speaker 1: How much time have you spent with my wife? I ain't.
Speaker 1: I ain't. I ain't spend no time with her. Why
Speaker 1: are you said hering that? What do you mean you
Speaker 1: ain't spend no time with how you you seem to
Speaker 1: know all about her? You haven't gone out one time
Speaker 1: with my wife? No, I never went out with her,
Speaker 1: So you just have a crush on my wife. Is
Speaker 1: that what you're trying to saying? You just accidentally sent
Speaker 1: some your bolt to her? Is that what's caring? I
Speaker 1: didn't Actually I didn't actually did only send the flower?
Speaker 1: I send him because I wanted her to have. She's
Speaker 1: a pretty she's a pretty lady. I wanted her to
Speaker 1: have the flowers, but I didn't want her to but
Speaker 1: I didn't want her to have my wife's gift card. Though,
Speaker 1: What did you think I was gonna be there? How
Speaker 1: did you think? How did he get crazy? Bulls mind?
Speaker 1: If you think this this was gonna be okay? What
Speaker 1: if I called you right now? I'm like, hey, I
Speaker 1: set your wife, Can you send it back to me?
Speaker 1: How would you feel if I did the same to you? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean you're talking about something different from flowers and
Speaker 1: that same. That sounds like a little bit offensive, don't
Speaker 1: you think? Oh oh that's defensive. Yeah, man, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Albert, you're is it Albert? It's not Albert,
Speaker 1: it's Albert. It's Alvin. Man, it's alb don't give us
Speaker 1: what it is. Alvin. Come see me on Friday. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have your gift card. I'm super excited to meet you.
Speaker 1: This is this is gonna be the best Valentine's Day
Speaker 1: of my life. Come visit me. He sent the flowers
Speaker 1: to the house, right, I got the address that Tommy
Speaker 1: gave me. Who the is Tommy? He the one gave
Speaker 1: me the address he once told me, Tommy, Come, how
Speaker 1: about you and Tommy come over to the house. We'll
Speaker 1: have a we'll have a guys. Now, I'll put it
Speaker 1: on a game. I'm gonna have some pretzel. Why don't
Speaker 1: you folk come over here? Okay? But why why? Why?
Speaker 1: Why the hostility when somebody's showing your wife's No, there's
Speaker 1: no hostility whatsoever that you hear hostile. I just invited
Speaker 1: you and your boy tied me to come to my house.
Speaker 1: That's not hostile. I'm being hospitable. That's what it is.
Speaker 1: It's hospitable. Come see me, Come see me. Okay, So
Speaker 1: let me ask you something. Man, don't you take don't
Speaker 1: you drop Trish off to work? Every morning? Yeah? I do?
Speaker 1: I do. Okay, Now, when y'all when y'all riding to work,
Speaker 1: ain't y'all listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This
Speaker 1: is not the Steve Harvey Morrishaw. This is nephew, tim me, baby,
Speaker 1: come home bright. This is Nephew time me from the
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Show. Your wife Trish got me to prank
Speaker 1: phone call you home run. But yeah, there's no way.
Speaker 1: Oh now I'm back. I'm pissed it again. And now
Speaker 1: I'm going through somebody about Oh oh man, I am boiling.
Speaker 1: Holy she's gonna pay for this one. You gotta tell me, Bryce,
Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
Speaker 1: show in the land Steve Harvey Show. Baby like that
Speaker 1: hair black, haired white? You feel both of them, you know,
Speaker 1: one time every time they say, why don't we do this? You?
Speaker 1: You don't never work out for you. Why don't you
Speaker 1: just come over and I'll give you back your gift card.
Speaker 1: I'll give her your flowers. And then boy, he got
Speaker 1: calm blake. He just he just needed you over to
Speaker 1: the house. Just ye, just come in, come see me,
Speaker 1: Come see me, come see me. That's right, nephew time
Speaker 1: he comes see me. This weekend and Huntsville, Alabama, the
Speaker 1: Nephew is in town stand Up Live Comedy Club. That's right, Thursday,
Speaker 1: Friday and Saturday. Tickets on Shire Written. Now, okay, that's Uh,
Speaker 1: that's this weekend. You don't want to miss what else
Speaker 1: I got the following weekend Baltimore, Maryland. B Mole, b mole.
Speaker 1: Got to be more careful. The Nephew is coming to town.
Speaker 1: And uh, it's a stupid tour. You know, let's just
Speaker 1: call it that, you know, stupid tour. Don't check y'all
Speaker 1: feel it. Yeah, it's your tour. So when you said
Speaker 1: stupid tour, yes, if you would have said anything else,
Speaker 1: I'd have been upsetting. Right, that's the intelligent tour man.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Why starring me? Right? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 1: This weekend is hus will Stand Up Live Comedy Club.
Speaker 1: Following weekend, Baltimore, Maryland. That's the Baltimore Comedy Factory. The
Speaker 1: Nephew is there. February twenty six, Saint Louis, Missouri. Baby,
Speaker 1: huh huh, it's the Sheldon Theater. I got two shows
Speaker 1: in the same night. March nineteenth, own back around the
Speaker 1: Crib Round Texas, Beaumont, Texas, Julie Rogers Theater. That's March nineteenth,
Speaker 1: picks On said, right now. And then April fools, the
Speaker 1: Food is coming to Nashville. That's Zany's Comedy club. You
Speaker 1: know about that and way in the cut April eight
Speaker 1: through to ten, Comedy Zone, Charlotte O Catline. You want
Speaker 1: some more dates, go to Thomas Miles dot com you
Speaker 1: can see all my dates. Nephew come to town. And then,
Speaker 1: of course, you know from Sexy on Friday Night, it's
Speaker 1: different Freddy to love you feel it. I changed that
Speaker 1: thing up on Friday Day. Yeah, that's swap that n anyway,
Speaker 1: right coming up next Strawberry Letter, Thank you, nephew. Subject
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Speaker 1: is a Strawberry letter. Thank you, nephew subjects He's never satisfied.
Speaker 1: He's never satisfied. But I am dear Stephen Shirley. I'm
Speaker 1: married to my college sweetheart and he's a great man,
Speaker 1: but we don't get along now. I wore the pants
Speaker 1: in our family for years because I made the most money.
Speaker 1: Back then, all he could do is please me and
Speaker 1: cater to me. I got used to it and it
Speaker 1: worked fine for me. He couldn't wait to get a
Speaker 1: better paying job and then switch back to wearing the
Speaker 1: pants in our marriage. Right after he started his new job,
Speaker 1: he started mouthing off and telling me he wasn't going
Speaker 1: to do this or that I let him do it
Speaker 1: because I know for you years he couldn't talk flick
Speaker 1: to me because he was broke. Here's the funny part, though,
Speaker 1: Now he's got a new job, it came with a
Speaker 1: new level of stress. Now that he's got a new job,
Speaker 1: it came with a new level of stress. That stress
Speaker 1: led to high blood pressure, and that high blood pressure
Speaker 1: led to an increase in his medication, so that led
Speaker 1: to him not being able to perform sexually. He has
Speaker 1: been a miserable wreck for a year, and I have
Speaker 1: gone on with my life without him. I have a
Speaker 1: man on the side, and he comes over to the
Speaker 1: house on Mondays and we meet at a hotel on Thursdays.
Speaker 1: It's not about the sex. It's just nice to talk
Speaker 1: to a man that has his stuff together. He's not
Speaker 1: stressed about me being married, and he's not afraid to
Speaker 1: make love to me in my bedroom that I share
Speaker 1: with my husband. It's not like my husband and I
Speaker 1: are putting that mattress to youth anymore. I try to
Speaker 1: tune out my husband's constant complaining about his job, and
Speaker 1: I'm tired of him getting him self riled for sex
Speaker 1: when he knows he can't last a thirty seconds. I'm
Speaker 1: over him and this marriage, and maybe if he had
Speaker 1: a better attitude I could deal with it. Having an
Speaker 1: affair is the easiest way out for me. Life is
Speaker 1: too short to be unsatisfied. So how can he live
Speaker 1: like that? Do you know he's thinking? Do you think
Speaker 1: he's thinking of divorce as much as I am? Should
Speaker 1: I try to work it out if he seems to
Speaker 1: not care. This has to be one of the saddest,
Speaker 1: most pathetic letters. I mean, first, the dumb rule about
Speaker 1: you making the most money, so you wear the pants.
Speaker 1: That was stupid because you emasculated your husband with that.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's no such rule in marriage about whoever
Speaker 1: makes the money is the boss or wears the pants.
Speaker 1: You made that up. I'm really surprised that your husband
Speaker 1: went along with that. Foolish and it's quite frankly marriage.
Speaker 1: Marriage is a partnership, okay, between two people who love
Speaker 1: each other, and the universal rule, the universal rule now
Speaker 1: is the man is head of a household. What you've
Speaker 1: done is turned your marriage into a miserable place to be.
Speaker 1: And I guarantee you that's not just your husband's new
Speaker 1: job that is stressing him out. It's you two. You're
Speaker 1: a terrible wife. You should never be married because there's
Speaker 1: no love, there's no commitment, there's no respect from you.
Speaker 1: Everything you shouldn't do you're doing, and you're cheating on
Speaker 1: top of that. Is it any wonder he has high
Speaker 1: blood pressure? I mean, what if have you ever thought
Speaker 1: that he might catch you and your man having sex
Speaker 1: in his house, in his bed? Have you ever thought
Speaker 1: of that? So if he does, he can go ahead
Speaker 1: and divorce you, that's for sure. I mean, once he's
Speaker 1: rid of you, I bet his blood pressure will go down,
Speaker 1: he can start to live a better, happier life. I
Speaker 1: just think you're a mess in this letter. You're a
Speaker 1: selfish mess. And to you, I say, get yourself together.
Speaker 1: This this, this ladder right here. I just don't like
Speaker 1: the lady at all. I mean, lady, I don't. I
Speaker 1: just don't like you. I don't. I don't like anything
Speaker 1: about you. I don't like anything about what you wrote
Speaker 1: in this letter. I agree to surely one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: But you just you you you do. You took trifling
Speaker 1: to just a whole another level. Uh, you know, just
Speaker 1: listen to way she talks. I'm married to my college
Speaker 1: sweetheart and he's a great man, but we don't get
Speaker 1: along now. I wore the pants in our family for
Speaker 1: years because I made the most money back being all
Speaker 1: he could do is please me and cater to me.
Speaker 1: I got used to it, and it worked fine for me.
Speaker 1: He couldn't wait to get a better paying job, and
Speaker 1: n and S went back to wearing the pants in
Speaker 1: our marriage. Girl, let me explain something. I don't give
Speaker 1: a damn how much money I made. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna take the pants off and the month and
Speaker 1: I'm not wearing the skirt at no point in the relationship,
Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure that he didn't agree to taking
Speaker 1: his pants off. You took him off because your determination
Speaker 1: for what he is as a man was based purely
Speaker 1: on how much money he bought in. So right after
Speaker 1: he started his new job, he started mouthing off and
Speaker 1: telling me he wasn't gonna do this, or that I
Speaker 1: let him do it because I know for years he
Speaker 1: couldn't talk slick to me because he was broke. Man,
Speaker 1: Who are you, lady? I mean, Jess, you can't talk
Speaker 1: back to me because you broke, Lady, you don't even understand.
Speaker 1: So so here's the funny part though. Now that he's
Speaker 1: got a new job, it came with a new level
Speaker 1: of stress, and that stress has stress has led to
Speaker 1: high blood pressure, and that high blood pressure led to
Speaker 1: an increasing his medication, so that led to him not
Speaker 1: being able to perform sexually. He has been a miserable
Speaker 1: wreck for a year and I have gone on with
Speaker 1: my life without him. Wow, lady, everything about you. You
Speaker 1: don't stand by your man if he broke. You don't
Speaker 1: stand by your man if he gets sick. You don't
Speaker 1: stand by your man if he can't perform. You know,
Speaker 1: you just don't. Why did you? You don't stand by
Speaker 1: your man under no circumstances. You're just a little trifling,
Speaker 1: little white. He got to be working, performing everything. I
Speaker 1: got more for you. All right, we'll have part two
Speaker 1: of Steve's response. You just heard him say he has
Speaker 1: more for the woman in this letter, coming up at
Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter. Subject
Speaker 1: He's never satisfied, but I am. We'll get back into
Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening Steve Morning Show. All right,
Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject
Speaker 1: He's never satisfied, but I am. Yeah, yeah, you are,
Speaker 1: because you just do what you want to do. Your marriage, it, sweetheart,
Speaker 1: things fell apart. He lost his job or whatever, wasn't
Speaker 1: making money, so you put the pants on in the family,
Speaker 1: and because of that, all he could do is please
Speaker 1: you and cater to you. You got used to it,
Speaker 1: and it worked fine for me. But you said, you know,
Speaker 1: he couldn't wait till he got a better paying job
Speaker 1: so he could get back to wearing the pants in
Speaker 1: our manage. Well he did, but the job came with
Speaker 1: some stress. So stress came with how blood pressure? How
Speaker 1: blood pressure came with increasing medicine, and increasing medicine calls
Speaker 1: him not to be able to perform section. Then you said,
Speaker 1: he's been a miserable wreck for a year, and I've
Speaker 1: gone on with my life without him. Boy, So if
Speaker 1: you don't make money around you, you're in trouble. If
Speaker 1: you get stressed out around you, he's in trouble. If
Speaker 1: he can't perform, he gets in trouble. He got a problem,
Speaker 1: and then you just gone your life without him. I
Speaker 1: have a man on the side, and he comes over
Speaker 1: to the house on Mondays and we meet out a
Speaker 1: hotel on Thursday. Wait a minute, what so you got
Speaker 1: a man on the side that comes over to y'all's
Speaker 1: house on Monday, and then y'all meet at a hotel
Speaker 1: on Thursday. So hold on, hold on, hold on. Look,
Speaker 1: I gotta keep going back over this. So if you
Speaker 1: if you don't have money, you ain't cool with that.
Speaker 1: If you get back to work and he put his
Speaker 1: pants back on, you ain't cool with that. If he
Speaker 1: gets stressed out, you ain't cool with that. If he's
Speaker 1: on high blood medication, you ain't cool with that. If
Speaker 1: he can't perform sexually, you ain't cool with that. Now
Speaker 1: you go get a man on the side, and cause
Speaker 1: of convenience, y'all now at this man's house in his
Speaker 1: bed on Mondays and we meet at a hotel on Thursday.
Speaker 1: And then you say it's not about the sex, Well,
Speaker 1: what is it about, ded? What are y'all over there doing?
Speaker 1: And when y'all get the hotel and y'all come over
Speaker 1: to the house, it's just nice to talk to a
Speaker 1: man that has his stuff together. Oh you're talking about
Speaker 1: a man. Oh oh, oh, oh oh. Let me get
Speaker 1: this right. So you think that it's nice to just
Speaker 1: me the man that don't have to deal with nothing
Speaker 1: that comes in the package called marriage. You're talking about
Speaker 1: the one that don't have to pay bills, that don't
Speaker 1: have to discuss, that don't have to be understressed, that
Speaker 1: ain't trying to make a life, that ain't trying to
Speaker 1: pull it together. Yeah, different, conversation is easy because they
Speaker 1: ain't about nothing. That's why that's so easy. And then
Speaker 1: he's not stressed about me being married, and he's not
Speaker 1: afraid to make love to me in my bedroom that
Speaker 1: I share with my husband. You don't see the triflingness
Speaker 1: in that he's not afraid to make love to me.
Speaker 1: I would, Hey, man, let me tell you something. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. I wish I would walk in
Speaker 1: my house. I wish I would. I wish I would
Speaker 1: walk in my house and walk up on somebody in
Speaker 1: my house. You ain't gotta be doing nothing just now.
Speaker 1: You ain't got to be in the bed just being
Speaker 1: what you are. I've been not walking a house. See
Speaker 1: you up in here eating. No, you can't have a
Speaker 1: plate and I don't know your ass. If I don't
Speaker 1: know you, and you at my house and you're eating
Speaker 1: a plate of food before my wife can introduce me,
Speaker 1: she already can tell by the look on my face.
Speaker 1: I got to get some information to this food right quick,
Speaker 1: right quick. But now you didn't took it there. So
Speaker 1: now it's not like my husband out putting that mattress
Speaker 1: to youth anymore. I try to tune out my husband's
Speaker 1: concert complaining about his job, and I'm tired of him
Speaker 1: getting himself right either up for sex when he knows
Speaker 1: he can't last for thirty seconds. I'm over him and
Speaker 1: this marriage. Maybe if he had a better attitude I
Speaker 1: could deal with it. Wait a minute, if he had
Speaker 1: a better attitude, you could deal with it. Having an
Speaker 1: a fan is the easiest way out for me. Really, really,
Speaker 1: I mean you, you, your whole, your whole demeanor as
Speaker 1: a human being, weeks of triflingness. I mean, you're just
Speaker 1: a trifling chick man all the way around. The boy.
Speaker 1: It ain't a woman sitting here. I got you, girl.
Speaker 1: I know where you're coming from, and I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: it is somebody like that, because people are You can
Speaker 1: get people to go along with anything, but they asked
Speaker 1: this trifling too. Life is too short to be unsatisfied.
Speaker 1: So how can I live like that? You're not You're
Speaker 1: not living like that. You're doing what you want to do.
Speaker 1: Do you think he's thinking of divorce as much as
Speaker 1: I am? Should I try to work it out if
Speaker 1: it seems if he seems not to care, Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: you're already working it out. You don't. You don't see
Speaker 1: what you've done. You've already worked it out your way,
Speaker 1: and what you're talking about, whether he could you don't care?
Speaker 1: Why are you questioning your your husband in this letter
Speaker 1: at all? With everything in this letter, you're first of
Speaker 1: all your husband ain't did nothing wrong. He at work,
Speaker 1: he stretched out, he tried to get the finances back
Speaker 1: in order. That's stressed. He got high blood. Now he
Speaker 1: taking medication. Now he can't perform. Now you haven't got
Speaker 1: you a man. Now y'all having sex in y'all's house,
Speaker 1: in y'all's bed on Mondays and at a hotel on Thursday.
Speaker 1: And now you want to know if your husband would
Speaker 1: want to do you. I'm telling you right now, lady,
Speaker 1: you you're messing ryde with someone. You're you're on a
Speaker 1: dangerous ground. And this man who comes to your house
Speaker 1: every Monday, What kind of fool is this? What man
Speaker 1: in his right mind goes to another man's house gets
Speaker 1: naked in his house, in his bed. I don't understand
Speaker 1: the mentality of that. Both of y'all will mess round
Speaker 1: and get hurt. I don't know aboudy to do that.
Speaker 1: I don't all right, poster commas. Thank Steve on Today's
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Speaker 1: All Right, Okay, let's just talk about this because you
Speaker 1: know you said this before. The NFL is good at
Speaker 1: changing the narrative. They've mastered this man because they released
Speaker 1: a statement talking about inclusion and diversity, and they will
Speaker 1: revisit some of the programs and policies and racism and
Speaker 1: discrimination has no place in our game. Then turn right
Speaker 1: around and hire Doug Peterson for Jacksonville. I'll talk about
Speaker 1: this is that they've changed the We're not even talking
Speaker 1: about black head coaches no more. They just made the
Speaker 1: statement racism and discriminate has no place in our game.
Speaker 1: Then turn around and hi Josh McDaniels for the Las
Speaker 1: Vegas Very see this is this is what's so crazy
Speaker 1: about this that they keep doing this. Now they're satisfy us,
Speaker 1: They'll let us know that Brian Flores is a finalist
Speaker 1: for the Texans. Do you know what, black head coaches
Speaker 1: have always been a finalist. That's what they do. Man.
Speaker 1: I just can't believe that because I guess, like you said,
Speaker 1: these bnas don't want to be told what to do.
Speaker 1: They're not going to be told what to do. These
Speaker 1: is thirty two rich white boys. They not fit to change.
Speaker 1: If you had thirty two rich black boys, they're not
Speaker 1: fit to be told what to do. I'm just telling you, man,
Speaker 1: that they didn't get there letting people tell them what
Speaker 1: to do. They have a different mindset. They're going to
Speaker 1: milk this thing out. They're gonna end up giving Flores
Speaker 1: a check. If anybody puts him in the NFL again,
Speaker 1: it'll be a miracle unless they all get together and say, okay,
Speaker 1: one of these jobs, that's kill Brian Floyd's this job.
Speaker 1: But that's gonna look like a makeup because now I
Speaker 1: ain't high and more black coaches. They just moved him
Speaker 1: from one team to the next. So we're not We're
Speaker 1: not gonna see a sudden hiring of black coaches in
Speaker 1: this league, not this year. You want no congratulations, mister
Speaker 1: Mike McDaniel, head coach of the Miami Dolphins. Thank you you.
Speaker 1: And you're coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 1: Are you into the Winter Olympics? That all? We'll talk
Speaker 1: about it right after this. Yep, you're listening Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, your beautiful wife Marjorie's in Aspen, Colorado.
Speaker 1: We've seen her on the Graham just kicking it. She's
Speaker 1: on a beautiful winter getaway. I mean, we get to
Speaker 1: see the view, the mountains, the snow. Her pictures on
Speaker 1: ig Fun Fun looks like she's having a great time.
Speaker 1: And uh, I gotta say, since we're talking about winter
Speaker 1: and snow, and all of that. The Olympics, the Winter
Speaker 1: Olympics are in Beijing. Are you catching any of it?
Speaker 1: Are you watching it? Yeah? I watch it all the time.
Speaker 1: No really, man, I watched curling, curling, I watch John slalom,
Speaker 1: I watch the the Little Bumpie slid with the Moguls Moguls.
Speaker 1: I watched that. We got a silver medal in Moguls. Oh,
Speaker 1: we haven't had a silver. We haven't medaled in that
Speaker 1: since two thousand and eight or something like that. Oh
Speaker 1: we got out, Oh we got another metal of MICHAELA
Speaker 1: Schiffer failed on the downhill slalom, so she up now
Speaker 1: for just femost shots. She had foe shots at the medal.
Speaker 1: She skied out on her first run, failed around around
Speaker 1: the fourth gate. So she ain't gonna be able to
Speaker 1: finish it. Yeah, so we ain't gonna happen with her. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I watched this man and white board from Canada won
Speaker 1: the Giant Air. The white board from Canada. What you think?
Speaker 1: He don't have his name. He's a white boy from Canada.
Speaker 1: If I had his name, you don't knowing me a snowboarder. Hell,
Speaker 1: ain't Nike, nobody we know hit the white boy from
Speaker 1: Canada on the snowboard won the Giant Air on a
Speaker 1: snowboarding he won. But then we got out the white
Speaker 1: boy we got from Wyoming. He gonna be depending. You
Speaker 1: don't know him either. He gonna be defended his title
Speaker 1: for goal. So we're hoping that he wins and everything
Speaker 1: right here curling, the United States curling team is just
Speaker 1: falling the f apart because they can't curl better than
Speaker 1: no damn by throwing their damn this where they won't
Speaker 1: to They can't control of stone. They ain't ever the
Speaker 1: closest one to the circle, squeeening everybody whipping their ass
Speaker 1: and curling. I don't even know why they send the
Speaker 1: team down now. They might well seeing meat out Now
Speaker 1: to curling. You got at least I know how to sweep. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know how to sweep the stuff right here, if
Speaker 1: you really want to do that, you grew racism could
Speaker 1: have played into curling easy, You know your racism in
Speaker 1: this country and everything else, and play on some stereotypes.
Speaker 1: We might can get a meddling curling if you just
Speaker 1: let us teach us how to throw the stone. The
Speaker 1: rest of the stuff we got, I'm know how to
Speaker 1: holler all that Claire, see that little that little brush,
Speaker 1: little brush clears the ice. You can change the direction
Speaker 1: of the stone. You throw up to three meters up
Speaker 1: to a full meter direction, which is three feet if
Speaker 1: you brush it in the right direction. Brushing speeds up
Speaker 1: the stone and causes the stone to girl going to
Speaker 1: the right because the brushing takes the water beads off
Speaker 1: the ice, which makes the stone glide in that direction
Speaker 1: more sore than the other direction. Oh, I know all
Speaker 1: of this go ahead because you're the winner. You're watches Hill,
Speaker 1: watches him that some stuff miracle we just not in. Now.
Speaker 1: The women's hockey team is gonna be playing against Canada tonight,
Speaker 1: and the big game is tonight because they're the only
Speaker 1: undefeated teams in the Winter Olympics. And the and the
Speaker 1: gold medal goals either to Canada or the US women's
Speaker 1: every damn year. All these white girls cold, all of
Speaker 1: the hold run your ass into the board, slap you
Speaker 1: all this hill. But we got the white dude out
Speaker 1: of Canada. But the white got white boy from Wyoming
Speaker 1: and the white girls. That's who we got. It's went
Speaker 1: to Olympics. Now we got one African American who's from Ghana.
Speaker 1: She's on the short track for speed skating in the
Speaker 1: five hundred. She has a race yet, but we're pulling
Speaker 1: for her. That's sister Cole. She cold, she got a
Speaker 1: chance for gold. But but but but she got to
Speaker 1: push their ass back because last time she got pushed
Speaker 1: in the last Olympics, she didn't know how handled. But
Speaker 1: now she in that pushing their add back now. So
Speaker 1: we're looking for that for the sister to come up
Speaker 1: with the gold in the five hundred short track skating.
Speaker 1: We're not in the fifteen hundred. That's too far. That's
Speaker 1: three and a half knots around the long trust and
Speaker 1: that's just two. Coming up more of the Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show and we'll do some would you rather right
Speaker 1: after this? You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: In trending Super Bowl news, the Cincinnati Bengals are the
Speaker 1: home team at Super Bowl fifty six in LA which
Speaker 1: is weird, right how it's weird anyway, The Bengals were
Speaker 1: given first pick on which uniform to wear, and they
Speaker 1: chose their black and orange jerseys instead of their white
Speaker 1: and the La Rams will be wearing their white jerseys.
Speaker 1: Also more Super Bowl news, you should root for Super
Speaker 1: Bowl fifty six to head into overtime on Sunday. Buffalo
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Speaker 1: You ain't gonna be able to counter people down there,
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be long wings and got high too. What
Speaker 1: the wings are high? The wings are high. Now, all
Speaker 1: they're gonna say is day out. Ran out to say
Speaker 1: one more wing? No, they got a limit on it.
Speaker 1: It's just a good day out, that's all it is.
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Speaker 1: Rick ross? Do ye legs size to me? I'm like
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Speaker 1: a round. Would you rather a thirty three minutes after
Speaker 1: the hour? Right after this, you're listening to say morning
Speaker 1: show time now for a round of would you rather
Speaker 1: would you rather mentally or physically never age never age?
Speaker 1: Would you rather mentally never age or physically never Well, well,
Speaker 1: what depends on from where you're talking about. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: for like right now, if I could just physically not
Speaker 1: age anymore, I would take physically I want to mentally age.
Speaker 1: That's cool because I'm playing on knowing more. Yeah, Tommy,
Speaker 1: you might want to go with you don't answer my answer,
Speaker 1: I don't answer, or you might want to go with me,
Speaker 1: though I'd rather not answer answer your own. We might
Speaker 1: try to see if maybe it's a couple more witches somewhere.
Speaker 1: Half goodness, what I say to say, that's when you
Speaker 1: out picking up two three inches? So where he got
Speaker 1: to take that? He got to take that shot, it
Speaker 1: would be it would be physically shyly I'm going. I'm
Speaker 1: going mentally mentally, I'm not doing well with the body
Speaker 1: I got. I'm just gonna go with b. Well you're
Speaker 1: working out, junior, Yeah, yeah, it ain't changing it. Man,
Speaker 1: you want to know something? Man, he got a point. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm working out eating right, it just ain't dropping fast
Speaker 1: enough for me. I don't even know what the hell
Speaker 1: it is. I'm sick of them them prepared meals. That's
Speaker 1: what's driving me crazy. Man, Well didn't you send the
Speaker 1: pitch out of you got your high school jacket on? Well,
Speaker 1: but see right there? Or who got that jack? Who
Speaker 1: wear that jacket? That don't say much, right, it ain't
Speaker 1: nothing more wearing. I can't wear nothing I wore with
Speaker 1: high school draws, jacket, strap, shoes, sock. I cain't wear nothing.
Speaker 1: I waited one hundred and forty seven pounds. I can't
Speaker 1: wear nothing I had on in high school. I don't
Speaker 1: even want to. I mean the change you go in
Speaker 1: high school? Can you wear in the what the change
Speaker 1: around your neck? And you wear to change your head
Speaker 1: and hand them money for no damn change change. I
Speaker 1: had a handbone, a handbone, can't jewelry dog. I didn't
Speaker 1: even have a watch man, I swear to god, I swear,
Speaker 1: I swear to god. I didn't. I didn't even have
Speaker 1: a watch dog. I didn't have a Yeah, man, everything
Speaker 1: I couldn't do. I can't have a car. I couldn't
Speaker 1: have no watch. I got watches in cars. All right.
Speaker 1: Well that's it for this round of would you rather?
Speaker 1: Coming up at forty nine, it's after the hour. It
Speaker 1: is our last break of the day, and we'll have
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Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Here we are, guys, our last break of the day.
Speaker 1: It's been a good day as always. Good yeah, man,
Speaker 1: ready to go out and the tack the world right
Speaker 1: after this. You know we've already done a full day's
Speaker 1: work though, so we have he rich, Let me ask you,
Speaker 1: let me ask you this, Hey, well, how much is stamps?
Speaker 1: Right now? Things? Rich people don't know, right? Stamps? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, when you gotta mail some stuff off, you
Speaker 1: gotta go down to the stamps. You don't wait, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, Wait a minute. When I go down where
Speaker 1: to the post office? That's where we go. We stood
Speaker 1: in the headline here and a long it's been. It's been. Well,
Speaker 1: don't take something. Last time I was in the post
Speaker 1: office's probably about ninety five ninety seven. What is I'm
Speaker 1: down there for? What I'm down there doing? Getting my
Speaker 1: mail mailing off? Okay, I'm going down there taking your
Speaker 1: stuff to mail off to? Okay, what else I don't
Speaker 1: I don't know, numb about no post I ain't been down.
Speaker 1: When when last time you change the air filters at
Speaker 1: the high You know the last time I changed the
Speaker 1: air filter? You know where they Hell no, I don't
Speaker 1: know where they here. I'm so unaware of that. I
Speaker 1: know I know how to cut all the air in
Speaker 1: all the rooms in the house. Got an iPad that
Speaker 1: do that, And I know when it come on because
Speaker 1: the little orange flame come up and let me know
Speaker 1: that it's own. And that's it. I don't really know
Speaker 1: who you got an iPad for that? So you don't
Speaker 1: touch the thermostat yourself on the wall. You have an
Speaker 1: iPad smart home. We don't have thermostats on the wall, right,
Speaker 1: all right? Yeah, I'm telling you man, what else you
Speaker 1: got because I just want to know because I had
Speaker 1: to do this the other day. But when of that
Speaker 1: time you roll your winder down and ask somebody for direction?
Speaker 1: Roll roll my winder down? Yeah, and ask somebody, Hey,
Speaker 1: hey man, how you get to you? I don't know.
Speaker 1: You have to ask. You have to ask. You have
Speaker 1: to ask a driver. I just go get in the car.
Speaker 1: I go to work, I go to golf stove. I
Speaker 1: just go get in the car. Dog. If you don't
Speaker 1: know the way. You probably need to tell me that
Speaker 1: before our getting the car. But if I get in
Speaker 1: the car, assuming you know where we're going, I ain't.
Speaker 1: I ain't got to look up a none of that.
Speaker 1: I'm on my phone. Okay, Steve, this one, this is
Speaker 1: just for kicks and giggles. I know you don't know
Speaker 1: the answer to this movie. But when's the last time
Speaker 1: you need a little extra cash? And you went to
Speaker 1: the ATM and do you know your PAN number? So
Speaker 1: I was paying. I was at the golf store one time, right,
Speaker 1: and like, I ain't done none of this. Everything has changed.
Speaker 1: So the lady rings my stuff up and we're just
Speaker 1: standing there. So I'm with Cliff, and so she says,
Speaker 1: go ahead, make your payment. So I reach in my
Speaker 1: pocket and I handed my credit card. She said, no,
Speaker 1: just slide it in the slot. Now, I'm I'm really
Speaker 1: I really haven't been in the store, so I had
Speaker 1: figured out. So the lady said, nona, turn it the
Speaker 1: other way. So I turn it and I push it
Speaker 1: in and then I took it right back out. She says, no, no,
Speaker 1: you have to leave it in. I'm okay, what is
Speaker 1: this about? So it left it in there and then
Speaker 1: it processed the receipt. Right now, I'm waiting to sign something.
Speaker 1: They don't do that no more. No when did they
Speaker 1: stop that? She just tore it off her hand to
Speaker 1: me and said, have nice day, mister Harvey. I'm just
Speaker 1: looking at her, and I said, okay, now, I don't
Speaker 1: want you to lose your little job and everything. I said, sister,
Speaker 1: hold on now where you wanted to sign? Because you
Speaker 1: throw this receiving the bag, I'm out of here. With
Speaker 1: all this free stuff, You're gonna mesh your damn job. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't need it like that now. You know, forty
Speaker 1: years ago I to walk right up out of hill
Speaker 1: and drove off fast as I could. But I don't
Speaker 1: want you to lose. And so I discovered that they
Speaker 1: don't do that normal. What else you got an atm
Speaker 1: Penmans and Pinning? Um, I don't even know what you're
Speaker 1: talking about. I don't know what about? What if I
Speaker 1: pumping your own gas? Have done that in a while.
Speaker 1: I ain't even visited Sully. I haven't even been to
Speaker 1: the gas station. You haven't been drivers, huh? Even you
Speaker 1: know they got TVs at the pump that be talking
Speaker 1: and stuff. You know that talking about what the gas
Speaker 1: pumps in the same in news, like, tell me a
Speaker 1: gas station has got that on it, a shamroun all
Speaker 1: of them. Wow, I gotta go check that out. You
Speaker 1: know they got TVs and you're going to check it out.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go see that pull around then let me
Speaker 1: see this TV. I didn't know that. I really didn't
Speaker 1: in the camp too. Yeah, yeah, I seen that. I've
Speaker 1: seen murder. Well, you know, you go to New York,
Speaker 1: I don't give a damn who you are. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: gonna get in the cab in here. Yeah, I've seen
Speaker 1: that in New York that I do that right there.
Speaker 1: But it's just during the daytime. Have you gone to
Speaker 1: the restaurant and you know, put your order in restaurant
Speaker 1: or anything digitally? You know, Oh you're talking about They
Speaker 1: don't give you no hard me. Now make them bring
Speaker 1: me a hard man ya. I don't care if it
Speaker 1: is COVID. Yeah, I'm not gonna do this here. I
Speaker 1: need a hard menia. They usually bring me a hard
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