Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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Speaker 1: I sure will come on. And everybody 'are listening to
Speaker 1: the voice, come on dig me now panted only Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey got a radio show. Man o man o man?
Speaker 1: How good is God to me? And part of the
Speaker 1: mission and the reason that I have a radio show
Speaker 1: is to become a share of more and more of
Speaker 1: a share of you know. I used to hear my
Speaker 1: mother say it to me all the time, But God
Speaker 1: blesses you to become a blessing. And I think the
Speaker 1: more you understand that about yourself, I think the more
Speaker 1: blessings will flow your way. I think that once you
Speaker 1: understand the principle, that you know it. But it's kind
Speaker 1: of tied together with some other scriptures, and I'm not
Speaker 1: too knowledgeable about them, of course, as usual, but I
Speaker 1: do know what I've heard, you know, and you know
Speaker 1: if you look at something simple as do unto others
Speaker 1: as you would have them do unto you, wouldn't you
Speaker 1: want somebody to help you if you need to help.
Speaker 1: I just know how to get it down there to
Speaker 1: where I've been able to understand it. If there's a
Speaker 1: scripture similar that it says do unto others as you
Speaker 1: would have them do unto you, or if that's you know,
Speaker 1: in a prayer, would not you want somebody to help
Speaker 1: you if you needed help? You've heard you reap what
Speaker 1: you sow. Do you understand that if you so discord,
Speaker 1: that discord is gonna come your way. That if you hate,
Speaker 1: hate gonna come your way. If you blog nothing but
Speaker 1: negative comments about people, your life will be filled with negativity.
Speaker 1: If all you do is talk about people, then guess
Speaker 1: what somebody got to turn that gun around and talk
Speaker 1: about you. See, it just stands to reasons. So what
Speaker 1: I've learned in my life and through all the trial
Speaker 1: and tribulations that I've had, is to take those lessons
Speaker 1: and share them with people in case you ain't heard
Speaker 1: it from somebody else. See sometimes and the reason it
Speaker 1: seems like I'm redundant at times, is what I am
Speaker 1: is because I'm always trying to find a different way
Speaker 1: to say the same thing. Because it's a funny thing. Man,
Speaker 1: You got to hear it a certain way for it
Speaker 1: to click with you. How many times have I heard
Speaker 1: a saying and then I heard it a different way
Speaker 1: that it clicked with me? You know, I've heard of
Speaker 1: this saying right here. Remember this now, everybody's not happy
Speaker 1: for you. We've all heard that, right, everybody's not happy
Speaker 1: for you. Well, that's very simple that I don't need
Speaker 1: no explanation. That simply means of all the people you
Speaker 1: know or do not know, when something happens to you
Speaker 1: and you celebrating it, everybody's not going to join in
Speaker 1: on the celebration. That's all that is. But then you
Speaker 1: take it one step further. My father used to say
Speaker 1: something to me all the time. He says, son, everybody
Speaker 1: come with you, can't go with you. I didn't get
Speaker 1: that when I was fifteen. Everybody come with you can't
Speaker 1: go with you. He said, you're gonna lose some of
Speaker 1: these friends you got along the way. But I don't
Speaker 1: care where you get in life. No, this right here,
Speaker 1: everybody can't go with you. If you are constantly trying
Speaker 1: to improve yourself, you constantly have to take assessment of
Speaker 1: the people around you. Because if you are going to
Speaker 1: continue to go and continue to grow, then guess what
Speaker 1: you got to have people that's on the goal and
Speaker 1: willing to grow, or else guess what you're gonna learn
Speaker 1: the valuable lesson. You know, the late boxing promoter Butch Lewis.
Speaker 1: I was talking with Butch Lewis one time, and man
Speaker 1: with a good brother man, he say, every successful man,
Speaker 1: it's doing what I call he got rope work to do.
Speaker 1: He got rope work to do. He got to put
Speaker 1: in work on rope. And I'm sitting there listening to
Speaker 1: Butch Lewis and all the money he had made and
Speaker 1: all the people's lives he had changed, and all of
Speaker 1: the moves he was making, and his incredible skills as
Speaker 1: a negotiator on behalf of some very very wealthy people.
Speaker 1: He was just an amazing man with no education. But
Speaker 1: he read everything. He Butch Lewis read all that, all
Speaker 1: the papers, all the periodicals. That brother knew everything. He said,
Speaker 1: you got to put in rope. And I was sitting
Speaker 1: there listening he said, here is the analogy, little brother.
Speaker 1: He said, you are on rope. There's a thick rope.
Speaker 1: You have on no shirt, you have on some tattered clothes.
Speaker 1: You have on no shoes. Your shorts is cut off
Speaker 1: just below the knee, and they tattered, and you got
Speaker 1: dirt on you and you're sweating. There's this huge, huge
Speaker 1: raw rope over your shoulder that's burn marks on all
Speaker 1: of your show older. Connected to that rope is a wagon.
Speaker 1: That wagon has all your weight on it, all your responsibilities,
Speaker 1: all the people you're responsible for, all your children, your wife,
Speaker 1: your family members, your employees, your coworkers, your friends. They
Speaker 1: are all on that wagon. Man, they're just sitting there.
Speaker 1: He's saying, what you gotta do is you gotta pull
Speaker 1: that wagon up the heel. Now. The only thing with
Speaker 1: it is, can't nobody help you pull your wagon? You
Speaker 1: pull your wagon alone. He saying, Now, what you can
Speaker 1: do along the way of pulling your wagon, as you
Speaker 1: can find yourself a good wife, a good woman. He's
Speaker 1: saying that what that woman does is she get down
Speaker 1: off the wagon. She fan you while you pull it.
Speaker 1: She put water on you while you pull it. She
Speaker 1: puts stuff in your mouth while you pull it. She
Speaker 1: kicked rocks out the way while you pull it. But
Speaker 1: she but she pull it for you. But she is
Speaker 1: equally as important as you are on the pull of
Speaker 1: the rock. He said, you hear me clearly now, young soldier.
Speaker 1: He said, NA get this hell, He says, people on
Speaker 1: your wagon that you're responsible for. But you want the
Speaker 1: people on your wagon to help you get your wagon
Speaker 1: to the top. So what you hope is that they
Speaker 1: got their foot hanging over the side pushing, They got
Speaker 1: one leg over the back, or maybe both legs over
Speaker 1: the back pushing. They got they might have their butt
Speaker 1: on the wagon, but they push you with both legs.
Speaker 1: They're back facing your back, maybe some of them facing
Speaker 1: you when one of them got left leg hanging over
Speaker 1: trying to push. And you hope that all the people
Speaker 1: on the wagon you pulling is back there at least
Speaker 1: trying to help the wagon get to the top of
Speaker 1: the hill. Here goes your problem. Though everybody ain't pushing,
Speaker 1: everybody ain't pulling, ain't baybody ain't pulling, Everybody ain't kicking
Speaker 1: rocks out the way. You got some people on your
Speaker 1: wagon that's just laying on the wagon drinking lemonade. Looking
Speaker 1: at you talking about how long it's taking you to
Speaker 1: get your wagon up to the top. Look at you,
Speaker 1: tell my whitest wagon, so slow. Then when you start
Speaker 1: picking up picking up speed, they want you to pull harder,
Speaker 1: you to pull faster, you to pull mo. Then they
Speaker 1: want you to throw what you then earned on the
Speaker 1: weight up the hill, backed on the wagon so they
Speaker 1: can have MO. But guess what, they ain't helping you
Speaker 1: get more. But they got a sense of entitlement that
Speaker 1: since you got mold, they should have MO. Everybody come
Speaker 1: with you can't go with you. Sometimes you gotta kick
Speaker 1: the people off the wagon that ain't pushing and pull
Speaker 1: it and say, hey man, I'm sorry. I thought I
Speaker 1: could do this with you, and I thought you was
Speaker 1: going with me. But it's clear to me you ain't
Speaker 1: nothing but dead weight. And it ain't my responsibility to
Speaker 1: carry dead weight anymore. I have carried you as long
Speaker 1: as I have to carry you. You are no longer
Speaker 1: my responsibility. I'm responsible for my family, my wife, my children.
Speaker 1: I'm not responsible for you. You got to get off
Speaker 1: my wagon because I'm a man on rope. I'm on
Speaker 1: a mission, baby, I'm pulling you're listening. Here I am
Speaker 1: and here I be. You are listening to Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: is moaning time. It's early. We rise. We ain't got
Speaker 1: this the other time. All of these verses ain't got
Speaker 1: to ride because that ain't what I do at this time.
Speaker 1: It's early is moaning and here I am for you.
Speaker 1: Come on, everybody, watch what we do. It's the moaning show.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, it's the moaning show. Hell yeah. Last time
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Speaker 1: with his looks ting here top top top Yeah, good morning, Tuesday,
Speaker 1: Election day. We got work through today, got a job today. Yes,
Speaker 1: we gotta get with it. Yep, you gotta vote summer.
Speaker 1: You know what you just did right there, that's that's talent.
Speaker 1: You know how you did that was talent right there,
Speaker 1: that's talents. Give Yeah. Yeah, No, it's not the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, it's not the saying. No, it's
Speaker 1: it's the nerve. Yeah, enlighten me. It's the nerve to
Speaker 1: saying in that tone. First thing, in the morning without
Speaker 1: asking them, right right, that's where that's where the talent
Speaker 1: come in, the nerves from. Yeah, so so, so when
Speaker 1: is a good time, because I need to properly take
Speaker 1: this advice. What's it good time to tell somebody they
Speaker 1: have no talent in the Pacific field? Well, I try
Speaker 1: to make it a point to notify people of that
Speaker 1: on a daily basis. I try not to let a
Speaker 1: day go by without pretelling somebody to stop. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: ain't what you're doing, you know now. I'm not a
Speaker 1: troll or anything like that. On the end of that,
Speaker 1: I choose to let people live their life. But if
Speaker 1: you come into my personal space thinking that you have
Speaker 1: a particular skill set, and I recognize that you don't,
Speaker 1: but you continue to come over to my house in
Speaker 1: my space with it, I must stop you, because, see, someone,
Speaker 1: I am not the Church. The Church says come as
Speaker 1: you are, and God loves you just the way you are.
Speaker 1: Clearly I am not the Lord, and I don't love
Speaker 1: you just the way you are. I love you if
Speaker 1: you fix a couple of things first, but I don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't do that. I don't love you
Speaker 1: just the way you are. No, you got to fix
Speaker 1: a couple of things. So you come back over here.
Speaker 1: So you know, if you come over to me, you're
Speaker 1: a little strong. I stand off. I say, hey, made
Speaker 1: need to do something with yourself. And then I had him,
Speaker 1: you know, a pack with cologne on it, old spice,
Speaker 1: deoder it. You know, I don't just care. Y'all will
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Speaker 1: the show off with Tommy's run that Frank Back. Right
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Time to start your morning off with run that Frank
Speaker 1: Back and the nephew. What you got for us? Enf cut.
Speaker 1: I borrow your pool just for you out. Let me
Speaker 1: borrow your pool. Let's go catch up. Hello, Hello, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to reach Dobba. Hey, Dobba, how are you doing?
Speaker 1: This is Kendrick. I live in the neighborhood. I got
Speaker 1: got your number for one of the neighbors. What what
Speaker 1: neigh do you know, Louise that lives I guess a
Speaker 1: couple of a couple of doors down from you. Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: I got a bit of an issue here I'm not
Speaker 1: actually on your street. I'm gonna the next street over.
Speaker 1: But Louise told me that you might be willing to
Speaker 1: help me out due to the whole uh you know,
Speaker 1: p yeah, dude, all right, due to the pandemic situation.
Speaker 1: The clubhouse is actually closed, and you know, nobody's able
Speaker 1: to use the gym, nobody's able to use the pool
Speaker 1: or anything like that until all of this kind of
Speaker 1: passes over. But my son's birthday was actually his birthday
Speaker 1: party is scheduled for this coming weekend, and we now
Speaker 1: don't have a pool to use, and we wanted to
Speaker 1: see if you didn't mind letting us bar your pool
Speaker 1: on Saturday and u and have my son's birthday party
Speaker 1: only a couple of hours. You know, they've be like
Speaker 1: fifteen twenty kids nude, fifteen to twenty kids. Are you
Speaker 1: in the United States? You understand what's going on. I
Speaker 1: don't know why Louise told you that. I'm so part
Speaker 1: I'm just going to apologize for her. I don't know
Speaker 1: why she told you anything like that, but I'm not
Speaker 1: lending out my pool to know fifteen to twenty kids
Speaker 1: that we had a small gathering the other week, but
Speaker 1: it was only three people, and I guess she saw
Speaker 1: that and I told her that, you know, it was
Speaker 1: a birthday party. But I don't mean I'm lending out
Speaker 1: my pool to people. That's not what it be. And
Speaker 1: that was a family member and I don't even know you,
Speaker 1: So for her to even give you my number was
Speaker 1: kind of goofy, you know what I'm saying. So okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So so wait, wait, wait a minute, wait minute, we
Speaker 1: already know it's that we in the pandemic. I got that.
Speaker 1: What I mean, you know my son from the turnen,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. So I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: want to tell my son and we're not gonna have
Speaker 1: his pool party. I mean, I'm just asking you for
Speaker 1: a couple of hours and it ain't but twenty kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know what I mean to do with you
Speaker 1: or your son, baby, I'm sorry, Like you're gonna have
Speaker 1: to find Why don't you go to a hotel or
Speaker 1: something like that and maybe you can like ring out
Speaker 1: their pool or something. But I'm not letting my pool
Speaker 1: to anybody. And right now things aren't cleared up. I
Speaker 1: don't even know if I'm allowed to. And you talk
Speaker 1: about fifteen to twenty people in my house and I
Speaker 1: don't I'm talking about fifteen to twenty and is she
Speaker 1: told me you would be you know, you would be
Speaker 1: straight with me using the using your barbecue grill or
Speaker 1: whatever so I could do some hot dogs for the kids.
Speaker 1: So well, okay, well, sir, I'm sorry. I think Louise
Speaker 1: got the wrong idea. You know what this is? What
Speaker 1: this is, what's wrong with black people right here? Now?
Speaker 1: You can go ahead, like I said, and maybe call
Speaker 1: one of these hotels or motels. We'll see if they
Speaker 1: can let you use their pool. You're not using my pool, Sir.
Speaker 1: I don't know why Louise gave you my number. I
Speaker 1: don't know why Louise gave me your number either. You're
Speaker 1: gonna sit here in that cabot excuse me, sir. Okay,
Speaker 1: I on this note, I'm just gonna end this call
Speaker 1: because you're taking it too far. Okay, you have you
Speaker 1: know what you know. What I'm gonna do. What I'm
Speaker 1: nothing to do is deny my son. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: come over there I get something. I don't have nothing
Speaker 1: to do with me. I don't I'm just gonna I
Speaker 1: don't understand I'm coming over that throwing my pool party
Speaker 1: for my son. Anyway, I'm not gonna not. Louise already
Speaker 1: told me you was cool, and now you're gonna act
Speaker 1: like you're not cool. Louise said, I'm cool because I
Speaker 1: am cool. Boo boo, but I'm not cool with you.
Speaker 1: I don't know you, okay. So if I told you
Speaker 1: I'm Kendrick from one street over, I told you I will.
Speaker 1: I don't give a flying who you are. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I don't know you well enough to let you use
Speaker 1: my pool. You're not using my pool, and that's the
Speaker 1: bottom lunch. My son, my son justin don't turn ten
Speaker 1: but one damn time. We all just turned ten one time.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I'm not going to not
Speaker 1: have no pool party for my so, So how about
Speaker 1: you try to white people and see if they let
Speaker 1: you use their pool. It's other people around here. You
Speaker 1: got John across the street from me, ask them, see
Speaker 1: if that like gonna you use this pool? You coming
Speaker 1: to me talking about this white black people can't do
Speaker 1: and all this kind of stuff ain't about being black,
Speaker 1: it's about being safe. You're not coming in here. I
Speaker 1: don't know what kind of anybody's you got. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you had COVID. You ain't even saying no
Speaker 1: like that. You ain't even tell me whether all y'all
Speaker 1: been tested, all the kids have been tested? Can you
Speaker 1: tell me? Hey, hey, hey, hey hey, listen, listen, this
Speaker 1: is what I'm gonna tell you. I'm near sadday at noon,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna be with two hours over. There's good luck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: guess what. I'm a clack clack reach you back. You
Speaker 1: come to my house pulling up with some kids. You
Speaker 1: want to catch a bad one, and I will have
Speaker 1: the police here. Way. What time is the party, baby,
Speaker 1: because I will have police here. Way you know I'm
Speaker 1: coming in my yard. You got people out here getting
Speaker 1: killed for dumb less than that. Look, you know what,
Speaker 1: I don't even want I don't want to argue with you.
Speaker 1: Just give me your address so I can let everybody
Speaker 1: know where they're gonna You know what, good luck finding
Speaker 1: my address, get it from Louise. I can curR up.
Speaker 1: Then I'm ana you up to and I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: kids up to let them little naphy headed kids coming
Speaker 1: mom yard and see what happened. Okay, okay, okay, okay, so, so,
Speaker 1: so what about your neighbor Patricia ask Patricias called Patricia's
Speaker 1: that's on. Patricia ain't got nothing to do with me,
Speaker 1: just like this party ain't got nothing to me. I
Speaker 1: don't know, justin I don't know. You you calling people,
Speaker 1: getting adamant and nasty about using somebody pool with all
Speaker 1: this going on, man, I'm not trying to put my
Speaker 1: life at risk for you. Louise. You okay now, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, hola, Can I tell you something else though?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you what Patricia told me? What Patricia
Speaker 1: told me to call you? This is nephew Tommy from
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Patricia got me to prank phone call.
Speaker 1: What wait minute, but this is this is nephew Tommy,
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your next door neighbor. Patricia got
Speaker 1: me to prank phone call. You might have fact Patricia
Speaker 1: and Louise. I hate both of them right now. I
Speaker 1: was talking to Louisa. She gets, oh, so you're just
Speaker 1: having parties. It was three little people in there. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. I love yourself. I love you. Oh I'm
Speaker 1: so confused right now, I don't go. I was like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get my pool covered like this is crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is crazy. And you've got me.
Speaker 1: You've got twenty twenty. Baby, tell me this. What is
Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
Speaker 1: the Lando Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, nephew, thank you.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is asked the CLO Chief Love Officer,
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey in the building. Right after this, you're listening
Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. But just a reminder
Speaker 1: that today is election day. Please get your voting plan
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Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, we'll have some
Speaker 1: trending entertainment news. JP Smith clears up her sex life controversy.
Speaker 1: Why should keep talking about it? We'll talk about it.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it, and then Shack tells his kids
Speaker 1: we ain't rich. I am okay. We'll talk about all
Speaker 1: of these stories at the top of the hour. But
Speaker 1: right now it is time for Steve's favorite segment. It's
Speaker 1: asked the CLO Chief Love Officer, Ready for your love questions.
Speaker 1: This one is from Cammy in Detroit. Cammy right Time,
Speaker 1: a thirty three year old married woman and A few
Speaker 1: days ago, I found a bag in my husband's truck
Speaker 1: with a towel, two pair of boxers, and body wash.
Speaker 1: My husband doesn't work out, so I asked him why
Speaker 1: it was the bag in there. He says that sometimes
Speaker 1: he can't make it to the bathroom at work, so
Speaker 1: he keeps the change of Undy's in his car just
Speaker 1: in case. What. I don't know if I should believe
Speaker 1: him or not, But he does have a sensitive stomach.
Speaker 1: Is he lying? No saving saving Steve? That's probably true,
Speaker 1: you know, And I don't know how I know. Well,
Speaker 1: he got a sensitive stomach and all he got is
Speaker 1: to change underwear and somebody washing that stuff right here?
Speaker 1: You got you know, you don't know how it's going.
Speaker 1: You know. See, ladies, you all have never really liked
Speaker 1: like your needed on yourself a lot, you know, to
Speaker 1: where where stain and you got guy par ress. You
Speaker 1: gotta get that off you, you know, reco When you
Speaker 1: get older, you know you've been drinking and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: You got hennisy in that year, and you got that
Speaker 1: cut of silly in that year. You got stuff you got,
Speaker 1: you got stuff in there, you got you got anybody's
Speaker 1: in that year and yeah, you took a vaccine. That's
Speaker 1: some of that's in the year. You know, you know
Speaker 1: all this stuff in this year. Man, you got you
Speaker 1: gotta deal with what's in that year. And then you
Speaker 1: ain't coming. You weren't eating a spag that you know,
Speaker 1: all that trying to stay health and all this you
Speaker 1: got stuff in here. Man, you just burning. Man. You
Speaker 1: gotta get some soap on you. Man. So I'm all, no,
Speaker 1: I think the man is right right there, you thirty.
Speaker 1: I don't know how your husband if he can't hold
Speaker 1: his water good at Lisa's his water. You know, he's
Speaker 1: a man just defecating on this self to he donna
Speaker 1: have to get another job, right, even anybody find to
Speaker 1: do that. But he owned himself a lot to her.
Speaker 1: Just tell them wear dog pass, don't wear them cacking
Speaker 1: pass to work them for a while. All right, go ahead, chere,
Speaker 1: I'm going. Lauren in Alabama says five years ago, my
Speaker 1: husband called me from work and said that he wanted
Speaker 1: a divorce. He said he had found his soulmate and
Speaker 1: he wanted to be with her. I had no idea
Speaker 1: at first that a soulmate is our church member. I
Speaker 1: know for a fact that she may still be married
Speaker 1: to an older man at the church, and he still
Speaker 1: pays all of her bills. I've been doing some spy
Speaker 1: work and I'm about to give them a big both
Speaker 1: of them, a big wake up call. Am I being evil?
Speaker 1: Or should I do it? Well? I really would like
Speaker 1: to know what the big wake up call is. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you think she's it's it's a friend of yours
Speaker 1: from the churches. She's still married to an older man
Speaker 1: and he called you from work and just said, Hey,
Speaker 1: I want to be with my soul mate. You know
Speaker 1: I want to divorce you. Gonna come through yaf a
Speaker 1: little bit, but he don't want you. That's clear, so
Speaker 1: you know. I mean, look, I could tell you to
Speaker 1: just leave it go, but you hain't. You got some
Speaker 1: information you're gonna drop a bombshell. I just need to
Speaker 1: know where you're gonna do it. As you're gonna do
Speaker 1: it at his job. You're gonna do it down at
Speaker 1: your church. By the hell a lot more, Yeah, because
Speaker 1: that that determines the bigger the size of the bombshell
Speaker 1: on his job. It won't create that bigger ruckers because
Speaker 1: by Hr has to stay out of his personal life.
Speaker 1: But if you do it down at the church, they
Speaker 1: is your personal life. You know, church ain't got no
Speaker 1: laws down now, they're gonna run that up there. They're
Speaker 1: gonna run that up the flag pole. I would leave
Speaker 1: it alone and just realize he don't want you, because
Speaker 1: I mean when you do that, he still ain't gonna
Speaker 1: want you. Yeah, now you haven't done some research. Go
Speaker 1: ahead for them marriage. We send to marriage. You're fitting
Speaker 1: the fightful. He don't want you. Hed to found his
Speaker 1: soul mate. If a man call you and tell you that, Dawn,
Speaker 1: you can't fix that. You're not fitting that. All of
Speaker 1: a sudden he fin change his mind and you the
Speaker 1: soul mate. Girl going about yourself, get your life, all right,
Speaker 1: Lauren all right? Moving on to Captain in Hoboken, New Jersey.
Speaker 1: Captain says, I'm sixty six and I recently moved in
Speaker 1: a senior living community. I have a female next door
Speaker 1: that keeps coming on to me, and I think she's
Speaker 1: a beautiful woman, but she's got to calm it down
Speaker 1: let me pursue her. I'm all school and I love
Speaker 1: the chase. I like to pretend I still have it,
Speaker 1: and she won't let me. I feel like the roles
Speaker 1: are reversed here. How do I calm this old mouse
Speaker 1: down so the cat can hunt his prey? Help me out, brother, Well,
Speaker 1: let me help you out. Dog. See the part where
Speaker 1: you say you had to pretend like you still got it,
Speaker 1: you don't. It's okay. If you got to pretend that
Speaker 1: you still got it, it's because you don't now, dog,
Speaker 1: things change. I got you old school, and you want
Speaker 1: to calm this cut down? And she beautiful, and she
Speaker 1: coming home. She isn't a citizen citizen home. She's attracted
Speaker 1: to you. Y'all ain't got no whole lot of time left.
Speaker 1: I don't know how old you are for you to
Speaker 1: move your ass in a senior citizen home. I don't
Speaker 1: know how much time they got left. But I do
Speaker 1: know this, When you move it to a senior citizen home,
Speaker 1: you have lived longer than you got left. I damn
Speaker 1: about promise you well. I ain't saying it's neil, but
Speaker 1: you got your future is way shorter than your past.
Speaker 1: I can promise you that so now, and she know
Speaker 1: that you don't know what's wrong. Dog, I don't enjoy
Speaker 1: my new life. You got a new life. You're a
Speaker 1: senior citizen. Dog, this is new for you. You're being hunted.
Speaker 1: Get caught your old ass next though, so I can
Speaker 1: let it. Calm this mess now, so I can act
Speaker 1: like I'm doing something. I want to pretend like I
Speaker 1: still got it. You don't still got it. You don't
Speaker 1: got the keys to where you used to stay. You
Speaker 1: ain't got the money you used to have. You don't
Speaker 1: dry the car used to have. You ain't got the
Speaker 1: wardrobe used to have. You ain't got the swagger you
Speaker 1: used to have. That's why your asses at that old
Speaker 1: folk home now, because you ain't what you was. Stop this,
Speaker 1: damn dog. Oh that damn don't let that old fine
Speaker 1: ass chicken. You don't have the keys and used to
Speaker 1: He wants to chase her, he said, help him out.
Speaker 1: So I guess you dog, get open the don't let
Speaker 1: her in and run around apartment, chase her like that.
Speaker 1: That other thing you used to do is over you
Speaker 1: slow now, damn no, all right, captain, all right. Javarius
Speaker 1: in Ohio says, I'm twenty six years old. My father
Speaker 1: remarried over a year ago, and I just can't seem
Speaker 1: to warm up to my step mom. She's in her
Speaker 1: early thirties, and I can't do anything. She can't do
Speaker 1: anything like my mom did, especially cook. My father is
Speaker 1: insisting that I spend Thanksgiving with them this year, but
Speaker 1: I'd rather be with my grandparents since I know my
Speaker 1: grandmother can still throw down in the kitchen. This is
Speaker 1: my favorite holiday of all, and I don't want to ruin.
Speaker 1: What excuse can I give my dad so I don't
Speaker 1: have to go? Hey, Dad, I'm going over to Grandma's house.
Speaker 1: You know, they ain't got much longer to live. I
Speaker 1: was listening to Steve Morning Show and it was an
Speaker 1: old man who wrote in to him, and he told
Speaker 1: me he got he got a lot less left than
Speaker 1: he had in his past. And I know Grandmama and
Speaker 1: him don't have much left, and so I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: and spend some time with them, you know. And Dad,
Speaker 1: why don't we go over there? Why don't we all
Speaker 1: spend the time over there with our grandparents and show
Speaker 1: him that we love him in everything, unless than the
Speaker 1: grandparents on your my own hidden mama's side. And you
Speaker 1: can't bring my ass over there because they're gonna pause
Speaker 1: and health and then all right, Savarius, that's what you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to do. Thank you Celo coming up at
Speaker 1: the top of the hour, will have a good astace
Speaker 1: right after you're listening to show. Well, guys, you would
Speaker 1: think you would think that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett
Speaker 1: Smith would have gotten enough with their entanglement controversy. We
Speaker 1: all remember that, but no, they're still at it this time.
Speaker 1: It's because of her latest Red Table Talk. Jada and
Speaker 1: her guest Gwyneth Paltrow were discussing their sex lives. Jada
Speaker 1: said that she and Will got married very young, and
Speaker 1: she also mentioned accountability on both sides, just knowing what
Speaker 1: your partner wants well. Some people assumed that the conversation
Speaker 1: had to be about the Smith's having bedroom problems. Jada
Speaker 1: claimed that her words were taken out of context, and
Speaker 1: she hopped on Twitter to clear it up. Jada said,
Speaker 1: only because I got time today. This is what she tweeted.
Speaker 1: Stop making up headlines. Watched the Red Table talk I
Speaker 1: did with Gwyneth Paltrow for yourself. Will and I have
Speaker 1: never all capped the word never, never had an issue
Speaker 1: in the bedroom, Thank you? Why do we keep to Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my problem. I don't know. And the individualization is
Speaker 1: just killing me. Now. It just keeps popping in my head.
Speaker 1: You're thinking of I am Legends, that bad boy yea,
Speaker 1: with a little bit of I Robot. It's all a
Speaker 1: whole lot independent day. Everything is all twisted in me
Speaker 1: and niked. Yeah, now coming Steve. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. You know, sometimes it just makes
Speaker 1: me glad that I'm married to who I'm married to.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, whatever we deal we deal with.
Speaker 1: You know, our marriage is not for public consumption, and
Speaker 1: we and we try to make it that pot I
Speaker 1: mean very good. Yeah, but you got these little public
Speaker 1: platforms where you're gonna talk about it, Well, it's something
Speaker 1: we are. You're talking about them. Then you're gonna ask
Speaker 1: me something about my kids. I tell them I don't
Speaker 1: give it. But after that, yeah, no, I mean you're
Speaker 1: not in matt you're not in my bed room with
Speaker 1: my wife. Thought that that's we're not talking about that.
Speaker 1: Don't ask me a damn thing about it, all right?
Speaker 1: All right? So um In other news, uh NBA Hall
Speaker 1: of Famer Shaquille O'Neill wants his children to understand something. Okay,
Speaker 1: he wants them to understand that they cannot get a
Speaker 1: free pass just because their dad is rich and famous.
Speaker 1: Take a listen. My kids are rolling out and they're
Speaker 1: kind of upset with me, and I really upset. But
Speaker 1: they don't understand because I tell them all the time
Speaker 1: we ain't rich. I'm rich, bottom line. The way shock
Speaker 1: sees it, it's his kids. Um, they have to get
Speaker 1: their education. And he went on to say, I tell them,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to hand it to you. You gotta
Speaker 1: earn it. For the record, Shack is estimated Steve. His
Speaker 1: net worth is four hundred million dollars, so almost billions.
Speaker 1: Bad boy, No, Shan got a lot of money. Man,
Speaker 1: all these commercials you see, shock on. He not just
Speaker 1: own commercials. Shack owns things, owns so he was portions
Speaker 1: a paper jobs, he owns Icy Hot, he owns shacks
Speaker 1: out a Pictures. Yeah. No, man, Shack is in equity
Speaker 1: and all all this stuff you see, shock head. He's
Speaker 1: an equity player, an owner. No, he's I know one
Speaker 1: of the deals he cut, I wish I had that deal.
Speaker 1: I wish I had that deal. Y'all don't but I do. Well,
Speaker 1: what do you think about him? What he said about
Speaker 1: his kids. I say that I said that a million times. Really, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: me and your mama got money. Yeah, because when I
Speaker 1: told I told you that time I took one shopping
Speaker 1: for school and I told him go over that. I
Speaker 1: was in the mall with him a long time. I'm
Speaker 1: going out, told him pick out a pair of gym shoes.
Speaker 1: We get him shop school shopping, and I went over
Speaker 1: the sunglass hunting, was buying some sunglasses. I came back
Speaker 1: about me three pair of sunglass. I come back off around.
Speaker 1: It's about six pair of shoes up on the counter.
Speaker 1: I said, hey, man, so which one of these you're
Speaker 1: gonna get? I couldn't decide, So I'm gonna get all
Speaker 1: of them. I said, well, what part of get up
Speaker 1: pair of shoes? Understand? I mean one? Oh, it's singular.
Speaker 1: I remember that from taking English. He said, I don't
Speaker 1: understand you write on this. Yeah, I know about this.
Speaker 1: I ain't even pay attention a lot, I said, But
Speaker 1: I said that. He said, but Daddy, I don't understand.
Speaker 1: We got the money. No, no, no, no, we ain't
Speaker 1: got nothing. I I got money. You're the poor person
Speaker 1: in the family. I don't know if it's I got money,
Speaker 1: you're the poor person in the family. No, you're poor.
Speaker 1: You don't work, you don't go to the house, you
Speaker 1: don't earn income. That makes your poor. You have zero income.
Speaker 1: You're poor. That's okay. Now, I give you things, but
Speaker 1: I give you that. But if I stop giving it
Speaker 1: to you, you right on back to Poe with a
Speaker 1: decision I can make. And I started teaching my kids.
Speaker 1: Security is only that which you can provide for yourself.
Speaker 1: Everything else is not security. Security is only that which
Speaker 1: you provide for yourself, even in the music industry, even
Speaker 1: in television, even in basketball. If you don't provide it
Speaker 1: for yourself, that's not real security. If somebody can cut you,
Speaker 1: if somebody can cancel you, if somebody can fire you,
Speaker 1: that's not real security. So my suggestion is when you
Speaker 1: get the money from whoever can, whoever pays you for
Speaker 1: whatever you service, it that money that you get to
Speaker 1: keep vas your security. Everything else's false sense of security.
Speaker 1: I can't tell you how many times they can cancel
Speaker 1: the show of mine. I had to go find something
Speaker 1: else to do. Get your own security, your own independence.
Speaker 1: All right, Think it's Steve coming up at twenty minutes
Speaker 1: after we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
Speaker 1: here we go. Carla is here with today's music news.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Charlie. Okay, guys, jay Z is still trending.
Speaker 1: We all know. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Speaker 1: held its annual induction ceremony this past Saturday night in
Speaker 1: your hometown, mister Steve Harvey in Cleveland, Carol King, Tina Turner, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: jay Z. They were all inducted in jay Z. He
Speaker 1: had a funny speech, you know, it was It was
Speaker 1: long too. He talked about his love of hip hop.
Speaker 1: He did a huge shout out to L L cou j.
Speaker 1: He was like we did in Brooklyn, you know, shouting
Speaker 1: out to Brooklyn. And then jay Z he mentioned his
Speaker 1: current lawsuit. Take a listen to part of his speech
Speaker 1: and hopefully he got me poem in the next generation
Speaker 1: that you know, anything is possible. I don't know what's next.
Speaker 1: In fact, I do know what's next. I gotta go
Speaker 1: to court Monday. It's good that life is about balance,
Speaker 1: but you know tonight, you don't enjoy tonight. I appreciate
Speaker 1: just on a sh They gave a lot of love
Speaker 1: to jay Z. Love love love him. So you know,
Speaker 1: if you don't know, he is currently being sued by
Speaker 1: a perfume company. They claimed that jay Z, yeah, this
Speaker 1: was this was a while ago though, I think back
Speaker 1: in twenty thirteen, they claimed that jay Z failed to
Speaker 1: make an appearance to promote a celebrity perfume called Gold
Speaker 1: jay Z. So jay Z has been going to cord
Speaker 1: wearing his sue, wearing his mask. They put him on
Speaker 1: the stand and the lawyers asked him about his contract,
Speaker 1: about you know, doing the appearance for the perfume, and
Speaker 1: jay Z said, he testified, I did not read the contract.
Speaker 1: I am not a lawyer. We've all been guilty of
Speaker 1: that at something white and he's he went on to say,
Speaker 1: my lawyers probably explained the deal to me. The jurors,
Speaker 1: they said, were giggling. They were just laughing at jay
Speaker 1: Z because he was like, look, I'm not a lawyer.
Speaker 1: I didn't read the contract. And jay Z is now
Speaker 1: he's countersuing of the perfume company for over two point
Speaker 1: seven million dollars because they he said, they failed to
Speaker 1: pay him. So it's backing for her. Come on, Jake,
Speaker 1: but you know the thing about being a famous man
Speaker 1: is you're under such scrutiny an attack constantly. I think,
Speaker 1: I think that the average person will be stunned at
Speaker 1: the amount of lawsuits that come your way, that you
Speaker 1: end up fighting, that you end up trying to get
Speaker 1: resolved and dissolved. It's just amazing, man, how the average
Speaker 1: person unjustifiably go after successful people because they think they
Speaker 1: can get something. And here's the main emo they use.
Speaker 1: Let's sue him and see if he'll settle, because settling
Speaker 1: is better than going through the aggravation of the court
Speaker 1: and pay out your expensive lawyers. All right, Carla, thank you,
Speaker 1: coming up at thirty four minutes after the hours. Stay woke.
Speaker 1: Today is election day. We'll talk about it right after
Speaker 1: this you're listening to. Today is election day. Stay woke,
Speaker 1: Harvey Nation. We the people will be casting our votes
Speaker 1: for governors, mayors, and state amendments. Why do you need
Speaker 1: to vote today because much of a governing that affects
Speaker 1: you every single day is the result of these elections. Okay,
Speaker 1: they are tight gubernatorial races in Virginia between governor and
Speaker 1: Democrat Terry mcculloff versus Republican Glenn yuncan. If you live
Speaker 1: in New Jersey, reelect Democrat Governor Phil Murphy. There are
Speaker 1: heavy mayoral races in New York, Atlanta. Cassim Reid is
Speaker 1: running yet again for mayor in Atlanta and Buffalo. In Minneapolis,
Speaker 1: where George Floyd's murder touched off a national push to
Speaker 1: reform law enforcement, a sweeping city charter amendment that would
Speaker 1: overhaul the city's police department is at stake and it's passed.
Speaker 1: The Yes for Minneapolis amendment would replace the city's police
Speaker 1: department with a Department of Public Safety that would dispatch
Speaker 1: crisis managers or social workers to respond to emergency before
Speaker 1: police officers. Wow. Yeah, that's a big bill there, talk
Speaker 1: about che Wow, something has I think, well, something has
Speaker 1: to be done. I don't understand exactly what they're saying,
Speaker 1: but at least they're trying to shoot for something that
Speaker 1: gets more accountability, maybe some more eyeballs on the scenes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're not saying the police won't be there, but these
Speaker 1: people will be there before the police come. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you need the police to now, yeah the police
Speaker 1: are coming. Yes, you're doing you absolutely and you need
Speaker 1: proper training from both that's the biggest thing. I think
Speaker 1: it's the training of these police officers, and I think
Speaker 1: there's I think like, for example, Chauvin had so many
Speaker 1: citations before he murdered this man, and so there's no consequences.
Speaker 1: It's just the police get to just do what the
Speaker 1: hell they want to do because they're a police officer.
Speaker 1: And that that sense of invincibility, it carries out itself.
Speaker 1: And thank God for phone cameras now. But see, I'm
Speaker 1: an old catman. I've seen it a thousand times when
Speaker 1: there was no cameras to capture it. Right, See what
Speaker 1: he did if you kicked him in his mouth, shout out,
Speaker 1: get back. We've got nothing that's been happening to black people. Man.
Speaker 1: This is not new y. But that's part of the
Speaker 1: frustration that I had, because I'm just sick of this fight.
Speaker 1: I'm exhausted from it, and I have every right to
Speaker 1: be tired. But for those of you that are not
Speaker 1: in the fight, you would be tired too if it
Speaker 1: were happening to you here. Yes, I was watching an
Speaker 1: interview one time and a black guy asked a white
Speaker 1: lady who was pro Trump and all this here. He said,
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question well, black people need
Speaker 1: to stop complaining so much. Blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: He said. He said, let me ask you a question.
Speaker 1: Would you be willing for two weeks to just trade
Speaker 1: places with a random black person? Just for two weeks? Well, anyway,
Speaker 1: I answered that it's not gonna be a win win. No.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about no. No. You can't trade with
Speaker 1: Beyonce or you know, you know Rihanna. You can't trade
Speaker 1: with No, No, a random black person. Quincy and she
Speaker 1: had no reply because they know it's it's like a
Speaker 1: great white activists and I forgot her name, but she
Speaker 1: did that big speech on the college campus and said,
Speaker 1: raise your hand, raise your head if if you're white
Speaker 1: and you're willing to trade places with black people, raise
Speaker 1: your head. Not a soul raised Jane Elliott, Jane Elliott
Speaker 1: because they know, don't nobody want to sign up for
Speaker 1: this unless you so you know the greatness of this countryman,
Speaker 1: I've been questioning for a long time and never, no,
Speaker 1: never more so than now. I just think this country
Speaker 1: is built on hypocrisy and until you admit it, now
Speaker 1: you erasing slavery from history books and what Martin Luther
Speaker 1: King from history books. It's because you're trying to clear
Speaker 1: your consciousness. You only can fix mistakes when you admit
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Speaker 1: it is the nephew with today's frank phone call. Right
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show,
Speaker 1: all right. Coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 1: right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.
Speaker 1: The subject one stress stob Mama. We'll get into that
Speaker 1: in just a bit, but right now the nephew is
Speaker 1: here with today's praying phone call. What you got for
Speaker 1: his navs? Choppers, funeral, Choppers, feuderal, got dog if you would? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach your James James James, Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's up? Hey, This this is a Gerald. Uh. I
Speaker 1: was a friend of uh uh, your your friend Chopper, Yeah,
Speaker 1: huh and Chopper just uh passed away last week? Right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know they posed had the funeral and stuff over
Speaker 1: at uh at mom Baptist Church. And uh, I don't
Speaker 1: really know you, but me, me and me and Chopper
Speaker 1: and a bunch of rest that was man. We used
Speaker 1: to hang out at the club not too far from
Speaker 1: the house. You know. That's pretty much what chopping wood
Speaker 1: all the time at the club. Anyway, what a bunch
Speaker 1: of us was over at the club talking man and
Speaker 1: I was we was really want to reach out to
Speaker 1: one of the family members, you know, and then somebody
Speaker 1: said you was, you know, kind of a good friend
Speaker 1: of his. And when we we we we decided to
Speaker 1: call you and see if you didn't mind. Do you
Speaker 1: think that you can talk to some of the family
Speaker 1: members and see if they don't mind having the funeral
Speaker 1: at the club at the club. See what, let me
Speaker 1: let me try to explain something to you, Jane. What
Speaker 1: we're trying to do is, see we believe that we
Speaker 1: believed at the club. Come on the club, there's a funeral.
Speaker 1: What And that's what I understand it. But see, see
Speaker 1: chop Choppa ain't really go to church a whole lot,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. He didn't really really go
Speaker 1: long as I've been knowing him. Now he loved a
Speaker 1: lord and stuff like that. I understand. But see Chopper
Speaker 1: wouldn't chop Chopper went to the club. So I'm asking
Speaker 1: you will let's have the funeral at the club. Hell no, bro,
Speaker 1: come on, we can't have no funeral at no club. Man,
Speaker 1: come on, No, No, I can't. But but what what
Speaker 1: I'm saying is, though, is that he wasn't really he
Speaker 1: wasn't really no church going person. I believe that a
Speaker 1: person ought to be uh, the last words are to
Speaker 1: be said over him in a place he's more familiar with.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, player, Player No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean. Player. No, just just
Speaker 1: gotta be a funeral. This is this is church. For
Speaker 1: I go to church, and all my folks go to church.
Speaker 1: Now we we gotta do this thing up in church.
Speaker 1: This is a church thing. But you don't. You don't
Speaker 1: feel But do you understand where I'm coming from? No,
Speaker 1: that a man ought to going on and and the
Speaker 1: last words are to be in a place he more familiar. Now,
Speaker 1: if he went to church, then I understand that. You
Speaker 1: see him, bro, Hell no, no, see this his chance
Speaker 1: to get itself right and Wenna, were gonna have him
Speaker 1: up in church in front of everybody. You know, that
Speaker 1: don't make sense. Who's this again? I mean, who are you?
Speaker 1: My name Gerald? But who is Gerald? I mean? How
Speaker 1: do you? How do you relate to this? Are you preacher?
Speaker 1: Are you no? No? Are you no? No? No? No,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I was friends with Chopper, And see I
Speaker 1: hung out at the club and still hang out there
Speaker 1: with a whole bunch of you know, was real good
Speaker 1: friends with Chopping, and we were saying that, you know,
Speaker 1: Chopper's the last words about Chopper or to be said
Speaker 1: at the club, because see that's what Chopper would But
Speaker 1: five six days a week, that's what Chopper was. But
Speaker 1: what church are you affiliated with? I mean, what? What?
Speaker 1: Why the hell? What? I try to talk to the family?
Speaker 1: Make me look stupid in front of the family, telling
Speaker 1: them to put the thing in a club? How do
Speaker 1: that gonna go off? Well? See, see that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You know him way more than we do, because see
Speaker 1: that you're talking about trying to move from a damn
Speaker 1: you You don't add a church to a damn nightclub
Speaker 1: or strip club or something. No, no, no strip club,
Speaker 1: just a nightclub. It's the same, ain't it. I mean
Speaker 1: you out having folks traveled from across the country and
Speaker 1: meeting in the damn club. What kind of that? But
Speaker 1: that's what Chopper was. That's what Chopper was. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: look if I'm the one telling them rooted to the
Speaker 1: damn club, You're gonna look like somebody that's trying to
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look like a fool. No, you're not. You're
Speaker 1: gonna look like somebody that's trying to keep it real.
Speaker 1: Come to the damn feeling if I will do something
Speaker 1: like that. Okay, okay, let me ask you this hit.
Speaker 1: Then let me ask you this Hill or Jane? Do
Speaker 1: you think do you think you can maybe get the
Speaker 1: body and bring it over to the club. No, well,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying before they even do the funeral or whatever,
Speaker 1: I ain't touching getting the walk in the dog by
Speaker 1: my body for him. No, we're just trying to say
Speaker 1: our last words at Chopper Man in a place that
Speaker 1: Chopper up. No, Hilma again, who for you? You get
Speaker 1: my number? Somebody at the club had your number, said
Speaker 1: you was friend. But what y'all called me? Of all folks,
Speaker 1: y'all called me. They say you good. You in with
Speaker 1: the family, and you can tell me in with the family.
Speaker 1: But I ain't end in the family. Make me look stupid. Hell,
Speaker 1: y'all won't y'all. I get all of them to the family.
Speaker 1: Y'all call the family, y'all tell them that yourself. Man,
Speaker 1: I won't. I just want trying to get you to
Speaker 1: brain the body by man and let us no, I
Speaker 1: ain't touching no dead body. We just want to have
Speaker 1: one lands drink with Chopper. Man, you have one with
Speaker 1: your boys, and you you get together with them, and
Speaker 1: y'all talk about bottom and let him know how Chopper one,
Speaker 1: what kind of prison was? What kind of person? We
Speaker 1: need to We won't chop up to be there? This Chopper,
Speaker 1: this is Chopper you talking about? Man. Bring y'all to
Speaker 1: the church. Y'all need to be up in the church.
Speaker 1: We want to have a Chopper at the club. Well,
Speaker 1: we don't know them all, man, y'all full of well.
Speaker 1: We know have looking like a food at the damn funeral.
Speaker 1: But this about Chopper though, and then I'm writing about Chopper.
Speaker 1: You'll brain Chopper to the club, y'all tripping, man, I
Speaker 1: ain't doing I'm just going to this funeral. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: care the fami what I think about Chopping, and I'm
Speaker 1: going if y'all want to clay in front of the
Speaker 1: town of y'all caught a penny of y'all selling to that. Look,
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I want to say. I
Speaker 1: don't even know you what what this is? Nephew Timmy
Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked
Speaker 1: by your board. This nephew Timman Man from the Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Morny Show. Your board told me to prank you. Man.
Speaker 1: I just know y'all ain't did it? James, This his
Speaker 1: nephew Timme No, non play. Oh man, I can't believe this.
Speaker 1: No he didn't. I can't even believe he did that.
Speaker 1: Hey man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest radio show in the land?
Speaker 1: Sta Hardy moaning son? Think? I mean it made sense though,
Speaker 1: didn't need to have you know, the funeral at the club.
Speaker 1: That's what Chopper used to be. And they don't make
Speaker 1: sense to y'all. One last drink with Chopper Man, Yeah no, no,
Speaker 1: he'll no, No, master p not too long ago. He
Speaker 1: no limit. No, I'm no limit. What's C C junior
Speaker 1: C junior. Tommy can't see what other people see, and
Speaker 1: so Tommy operates from his viewpoint, which is low low.
Speaker 1: All this come from hype restrictions. You know. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: he can't see what he do to other people because
Speaker 1: he can't see the expression on their face. Head. If
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Speaker 1: one stressed out Mama, Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been married
Speaker 1: for six years and I have two children under age five.
Speaker 1: I work full time and I tutor children in our
Speaker 1: home on Mondays and Wednesdays. My husband's job has him
Speaker 1: traveling eighty percent of the time, so that leaves me
Speaker 1: with the children a lot. Thanks Heavens, I have relatives
Speaker 1: close by that can help me with my children. In August,
Speaker 1: my husband was out of town for a week and
Speaker 1: I was stressed out with being a mom and a businesswoman.
Speaker 1: My co workers suggested I get a sensual massage to
Speaker 1: help me relax and stay centered. I decided to try it,
Speaker 1: and the massu said he would come to my home.
Speaker 1: We sat and talked, and he was engaging and seemed
Speaker 1: interested in stuff that stresses me out. Then he told
Speaker 1: me to take deep breaths and close my eyes, and
Speaker 1: he undressed me and guided me to the massage table
Speaker 1: and laid me back. When I opened my eyes, he
Speaker 1: had taken his clothes off too, and he was staring
Speaker 1: into my eyes, right through my soul. He started massaging
Speaker 1: every inch of my body and it was sensual and satisfying.
Speaker 1: After he finished, he said I could pay in cash
Speaker 1: or cash eff I booked an appointment for the next day,
Speaker 1: and the day after that, and the day after that.
Speaker 1: We eventually started having the best sex in my living
Speaker 1: room on his massage table. My marriage has improved since
Speaker 1: I started seeing him regularly, but he's expensive and soon
Speaker 1: I won't be able to justify it. If my husband
Speaker 1: looked at our account, I've asked him for a discount
Speaker 1: and he says, I'm one stressed out mama and he
Speaker 1: has to give me the full package each time. Do
Speaker 1: I keep seeing this man for stress management or should
Speaker 1: I go see a real therapist? Well, you know what,
Speaker 1: I think you do know the answer to that. But
Speaker 1: in case you need a little help, will help you
Speaker 1: out here because this is a lot and you know
Speaker 1: this is wrong what you're doing. You do realize that
Speaker 1: you're having a whole affair in the living room of
Speaker 1: your house that you share with your husband. Okay, I
Speaker 1: know he's out of town a lot, but he does
Speaker 1: come home at some point. And I don't care what
Speaker 1: you call it. I don't care if you call it
Speaker 1: a sensual massage, entanglement, whatever you call it. You are
Speaker 1: having sex with a man that is not your husband
Speaker 1: in your house. Okay, you can't justify this. This is cheating.
Speaker 1: We all get stressed out from time to time, but
Speaker 1: we don't fix it by possibly ruining our marriages and
Speaker 1: relationships with a sensual massage having sex in our living rooms.
Speaker 1: And I'll come on, Steve and I we're not condoning this.
Speaker 1: We're not condoning your actions. You've put You've put yourself
Speaker 1: and your little massus in harm's way by doing this.
Speaker 1: The crazy part is you're paying him and he won't
Speaker 1: even give you a discount. This is crazy. I say,
Speaker 1: stop this before your husband finds out and kills you
Speaker 1: both when he opens that living room door. You know,
Speaker 1: if you want to distress, take a yoga class or
Speaker 1: a meditation class or something. Anyway, gets this man out
Speaker 1: of your house immediately, Steve one stressed out Mama. Now
Speaker 1: when I read this letter. As I was reading it,
Speaker 1: I want you all to know that I was going
Speaker 1: somewhere else at first. So here's where I went. Dear
Speaker 1: Shirley and Steve and Shirley. I've been married for six years.
Speaker 1: I have two children under age five. I work full time.
Speaker 1: I two the children in our home on Mondays and Wednesdays.
Speaker 1: My husband's job has him traveling eighty percent at the time,
Speaker 1: so that leaves me with your children. Lot, Lord Jesus,
Speaker 1: something stressed. First things we're gonna do is them other
Speaker 1: damn kids that's coming home on Monday and Wednesday that
Speaker 1: ask Finn to be stupid. I'm not finning to help
Speaker 1: them learn the damn thing. Tutoring is over. You can
Speaker 1: get half to stress out your life trying to help
Speaker 1: these other people dumb ass little kids. That ain't your business.
Speaker 1: If tutoring kids is stressing you out, stop tutoring everybody
Speaker 1: else's kid. Raise your own ignorant children. That is a
Speaker 1: hard job raising your own ignorant children. Why do you
Speaker 1: have these extra damn kids coming to your house on
Speaker 1: Monday and Wednesday and you that by yourself can't get
Speaker 1: no help. That's why I was going with this letter.
Speaker 1: That's where you were going. That Bill's character. It did
Speaker 1: it for me. Get an elf, get a d learned
Speaker 1: how to recover. That's what's wrong with these punk ass kids. Now,
Speaker 1: you don't let these kids have to recover from nothing,
Speaker 1: getting them tutors and teaching them how to be good.
Speaker 1: Let him learn how to fail. A couple of times
Speaker 1: comes strain your hands out, get you somewhere. You make
Speaker 1: it two damn easy. You're tired of getting the D.
Speaker 1: Let deans a pass. It D means you're doing partly parly.
Speaker 1: You was failing. Now you're doing partly. That's progress. Let
Speaker 1: the ass learn progress. That's what I wanted this letter
Speaker 1: to be about. However, stop getting your kids help at school.
Speaker 1: So what I set up here? One of my grandkids
Speaker 1: got uh diagnosed dick SELEXI let him read it again,
Speaker 1: if you see, let us backwards, read it till you
Speaker 1: see it right. That ain't no word respell it. Respect,
Speaker 1: you learn yourself. So so we'll have part two of
Speaker 1: Steve's what he calls his real response coming up in
Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strubberry letters subjects
Speaker 1: one stress doubt Mama. We'll get back into it right
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, all right, Come on, Steve, Let's
Speaker 1: recap today's Strawberry letter, the subject one stressed out Mama.
Speaker 1: All right, so if you were here from my last response,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go real quicker because that ain't what
Speaker 1: it's about. Lady been married six years, got two kids
Speaker 1: under fire, she worked full time, and she threw the
Speaker 1: kids in their home. That's why she stressed out in
Speaker 1: the husband gold Lady percent the time, I said, you
Speaker 1: can kill half to stressed by stopped letting them ignorant
Speaker 1: as kids in your household money with sins. That ain't
Speaker 1: your voice. Stop helping other people's kids. It's hard enough
Speaker 1: for raising your kids. Their kids just fee to be stupid.
Speaker 1: It's all this small I'm saying is you're finna come
Speaker 1: down here. I'm nothing to tune to you through a
Speaker 1: damn thing. Else and D's is good at Bill's character,
Speaker 1: and people look at me. I know, I was a
Speaker 1: child who suffered a lot with this D's and else,
Speaker 1: I failed a lot, and I became poorly. When I
Speaker 1: gotta see, I gotta bike. I'm telling you my daddy
Speaker 1: took me through the process. I gotta see bike. That
Speaker 1: taught me to work yourself through some problems. I never
Speaker 1: once had her to the wind never went to counseling.
Speaker 1: This stuff I got asked, whippis was my counseling. Now
Speaker 1: that we've got that out there where, here's a real problem.
Speaker 1: A co worker suggested that to deal with the stress,
Speaker 1: she gets some sensual massages to help her relax and
Speaker 1: stay center. So she tried it, and I don't know
Speaker 1: how she thought it was a good idea to have
Speaker 1: a man as a massus. I keep telling women that
Speaker 1: ain't what we do. If we the massus and you
Speaker 1: find we're gonna want something, it's just automatic if your
Speaker 1: massus is massaging and you and you find he gonna
Speaker 1: won't chill. So she invites him over to the house.
Speaker 1: They sat and talked. He was engaging, He seemed interested
Speaker 1: in stuff to stressed me out. Then he told me
Speaker 1: to take deep breaths and close my eyes. He undressed
Speaker 1: me and guided me to the massage table and laid
Speaker 1: me back, what you know much if I don't have
Speaker 1: put into this right here and not being a massuse,
Speaker 1: but check this out when I opened my eyes here
Speaker 1: taking his clothes off too. Let me tell you something
Speaker 1: that's skilled right there. Let me tell you something that's
Speaker 1: hard to do. That's hard to undress her and you
Speaker 1: and she don't know you are undressing that boy got skilled.
Speaker 1: Say this first time, I got how you got her
Speaker 1: clothes off and she taking deep breath with eyes shall
Speaker 1: But how you got yours off too? Boy? You was
Speaker 1: at work? Congratulations, dog slick moved. That's be a cold take.
Speaker 1: You could release. How didn't dress two people and don't
Speaker 1: nobody know it? Oh? He was anyway, and he started
Speaker 1: to massage every inch of my body, So I know
Speaker 1: what happened. That that means there was a lot of
Speaker 1: thumb work involved with this massage, a lot of loose thumbs.
Speaker 1: That's our specialty, will be giving massages, loose thumbs, thumb work.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you it's affecting thumb work. Anyway. This is
Speaker 1: what happened. It was sensual and satisfying. And after he finished,
Speaker 1: I see said I could pay cash and cash out.
Speaker 1: Now in her mind, she don't give a damn how
Speaker 1: you want it? I do a bank wire at this point,
Speaker 1: So you just did something in me that was so special.
Speaker 1: How you want this money? I rob a bank I
Speaker 1: can hold up it's under my mattress. It could have
Speaker 1: got this money anyway. I booked an appointment for the
Speaker 1: next day, and the day after that. End of the
Speaker 1: day after that. Wow, we eventually started having the best
Speaker 1: sex in my living room on his massage table. Oh
Speaker 1: he came in the door knowing what this was. It
Speaker 1: wasn't even about the massage. It's no more now his word.
Speaker 1: Let her get tricky. My marriage has improved since I
Speaker 1: started seeing him regularly. But ladies stopped. Did you say
Speaker 1: my marriage has improved since I started seeing him regularly?
Speaker 1: Your marriage and improved. You just don't give a damn
Speaker 1: no Listen to me. Your marriage has impol You just
Speaker 1: don't give a damn no more. I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: this high know, the high effective these massages is you
Speaker 1: booked him the next day, the next day, and the
Speaker 1: next day, So I guess some kids coming over. That's out.
Speaker 1: They don't come over no more, Tutor, no more. That's
Speaker 1: what I thought, because now you're here getting your ass
Speaker 1: just massage to death every square and chill you and
Speaker 1: you're paid for it. Jigger loops up. You saw the
Speaker 1: special on HBO. Pimps up? Yeah you down. You saw
Speaker 1: the special. What we're talking about. Pay for it if
Speaker 1: you wanted prostitution is the oldest profession in the beginning.
Speaker 1: Now you got him over here, so good. You're telling
Speaker 1: this man you ain't gonna be able to keep this up.
Speaker 1: If your husband look at your account. I've asked him
Speaker 1: for a discount, and he said, you want stressed out, Mama.
Speaker 1: He gotta give you the full package. He's time. How
Speaker 1: you gonna get a discount from me? And while I'm
Speaker 1: in here providing all this stress free information, you ain't
Speaker 1: stressed out no more. You ain't a tutor, no more.
Speaker 1: You ain't you ain't married, no mo I less you
Speaker 1: forget everything that's full price. I don't give a discount.
Speaker 1: I've got Brad dragged this table out of the trunk
Speaker 1: of my car. Not heavy. The table is I give
Speaker 1: an apartment. I gotta pull it down. These steps loaded
Speaker 1: in the car, get out here to come up in here.
Speaker 1: Set this table up in your house. Close all these
Speaker 1: curtains in here and stuff step over. Hide all these
Speaker 1: tors and stuffed these kids got out here because both
Speaker 1: your kids is under five. I gotta put kids in
Speaker 1: the torch chu because I gotta get neck in it.
Speaker 1: I can't be stepping on these legos and all this
Speaker 1: hill and I'm getting here doing too much work. I
Speaker 1: can't give you no damn discount. Then I got to
Speaker 1: climb up on this table and everything all on you
Speaker 1: and all like this hill. H Then you don't want
Speaker 1: to do right. Sometime I gotta talk to you in
Speaker 1: the store. I don't handle discount for you. It's a lot.
Speaker 1: And I don't have no advice for this letter in
Speaker 1: this later because I told you in the beginning just
Speaker 1: stop having them damn kids, but you don't replace them
Speaker 1: kids to grow the ass man. Coming up next Junior
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Speaker 1: Uh here it is tonight, game six of the World Series.
Speaker 1: Have you been watching? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, baseball hard, man,
Speaker 1: it is uh baseball, it's hard. Now. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you something, man, the Braves didn't win it in Atlanta. No. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I might not get back. Yeah, it might not get
Speaker 1: back two games. If there's two games, it's two games.
Speaker 1: If it's two games, time. He gotta win thet gotta
Speaker 1: win the night. The little leaves a series three to two.
Speaker 1: Starting pitches tonight will be Max Freed and Luis Garcia.
Speaker 1: All I know them, all I know Houston. Just don't
Speaker 1: put Valve Diaz back in the game, that's all. Don't
Speaker 1: let him pitch nothing. He's serve. He giving up home
Speaker 1: runs like he paid for them. Man, I'm like, what
Speaker 1: did you doing? He gave up a Grand Slam Sunday
Speaker 1: night and the game before that game way two home
Speaker 1: runs for that. So this man just gave up three
Speaker 1: home runs in the World Series. Please don't put him
Speaker 1: back in the game. Tommy boy got well, at least
Speaker 1: he throws strikes. Yeah, he got that down. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you one thing time me. I know you could relate time.
Speaker 1: Who your favorite player on the astros out? It's our Tube?
Speaker 1: I thought up it is on the team. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know that's your favorite player. How Tube is a beast
Speaker 1: all the same size? I know where he is a
Speaker 1: beast hanging out? Hey, man, you stayed with him little
Speaker 1: last people time, don't because we got j my boy
Speaker 1: going to the game to night. I'm going to night.
Speaker 1: So when we unk, Yeah, you and home one hitting
Speaker 1: Jordan Hunt, y'all going to and he makes sure we
Speaker 1: go early so we can catch the practice. Yeah to go.
Speaker 1: Y'all take a picture, all three of y'all take a
Speaker 1: picture together, you, your son and our Tube and let
Speaker 1: us give us the picture. Let us guess who who who? This? No,
Speaker 1: we ain't got this. That's that's that's sending the pure
Speaker 1: so we can play who who Who? Man, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a good game tonight. Man. Hopefully we get down
Speaker 1: to game seven. We'll see what happened. But the World
Speaker 1: Series has been good though. He's been a really good Hey, Junior,
Speaker 1: Dusty Baker. Dusty is a bad boy, man, man, I'll
Speaker 1: give him at Dusty Baker. No, sir, that's the only
Speaker 1: reason I wouldn't be mad if Houston mare. Yeah, do
Speaker 1: it for dusk. Here you go, all right, Junior, Thank
Speaker 1: you as always. Coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 1: Steve is going to check his voicemail eight seven seven
Speaker 1: twenty nine, Steve, right after this, you're listening Stry Morning Show.
Speaker 1: All right, Come on, Steve, let's go check your voicemail
Speaker 1: eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, if you want to talk,
Speaker 1: are you ready? All right, let's go to line one
Speaker 1: and uh, this one's from Horton. He's from Detroit. He's
Speaker 1: playing a trip for his birthday. Hello, Steve, how you doing?
Speaker 1: And my wife and playing on going to Miami up
Speaker 1: for my birthday on the nineteenth of November. I know
Speaker 1: that you're clever, and I was looking for your input
Speaker 1: on a good itinerary should about my wife's way back.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm working for the income about the twenty
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars views on the trip, so I know
Speaker 1: that it's much to the wisdom and council and what
Speaker 1: you're not being the same age and from Detroit. You know,
Speaker 1: game understand game player understand player, And I still like to,
Speaker 1: you know, do the right thing by my wife. Appreciate you, man, Okay, cool.
Speaker 1: Here's what you do, man, Get on a trip Advisor,
Speaker 1: the one of them all webb sites. Stay, get the
Speaker 1: rooms at a discount. You want to stay right on
Speaker 1: South Beach. Ain't don't need a messing around. They got
Speaker 1: discounts up there, man, especially during this time of the year.
Speaker 1: Stay right on South Beach Hotel Dellanos. You know the rids.
Speaker 1: Stay right on South Beach. Man, you can walk out
Speaker 1: on that water. Then what you want to do is
Speaker 1: you want to tell the hotel it's kind of a
Speaker 1: special time for you and you like a special table
Speaker 1: for dinner one evening and have her, you know, with
Speaker 1: a vase with a couple of flowers in it. Stuff
Speaker 1: like that, you know, and a special dinner with a
Speaker 1: car with a printed menu on it with y'all's names
Speaker 1: on an Ask the fotel can they print the menu
Speaker 1: up for you and bring it to the table and
Speaker 1: tell it you have a special selected menu that don't
Speaker 1: cost no extra. Hotels like to do stuff like that.
Speaker 1: It's got your name on it, her name on it.
Speaker 1: Happy anniversary, happy birthday, happy love day, whatever, you want
Speaker 1: to call it, that's your special dinner. I want you
Speaker 1: to do some walks out on the beach that don't
Speaker 1: cost you nothing, and just spend the weekend out there
Speaker 1: on South Beach, man, walking up and down the beach,
Speaker 1: and that one dinner, and that special dinner will blow
Speaker 1: the mind. She'll never forget it. Man. And then if
Speaker 1: you can, dog, if you can buy and pack a
Speaker 1: pair of shoes that you bought for her before you
Speaker 1: leave for the trip, and pack it in your luggage.
Speaker 1: There ain't got to be no real expensive shoes, you know.
Speaker 1: There ain't got to be no Christian Lubertan's or nothing
Speaker 1: like that. But you just need to buy her a
Speaker 1: new pair of shoes that you think she liked, something
Speaker 1: from nord Strums or something like that via speaker. You know,
Speaker 1: they got some nice name brand shoes you can buy
Speaker 1: to give a real sexy look that look more expensive
Speaker 1: than they cost. Pack the shoes up, and then the
Speaker 1: the night before you do the dinner, give her the
Speaker 1: shoes and ask cause the where the shoes to dinner.
Speaker 1: And then when you get to the dinner, you had
Speaker 1: to dinner laid out to where I explain it to
Speaker 1: you you can do that for twenty five hundred dollars
Speaker 1: all day play nice, keep it pipping. And the reason
Speaker 1: I love you man because my best friend name is
Speaker 1: Marvel is Marvin Harden. Herd boy means a lot to me.
Speaker 1: Marble is Marve and heart. Yeah. Line two, Today's election day, Steven.
Speaker 1: This caller is frustrated with Washington DC. Hello, DC doesn't
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Speaker 1: what the Senate is doing. We got the two Democrats
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Speaker 1: is running. All you see when the camera's on her,
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Speaker 1: to back our head won't say anything. And West Virginia's
Speaker 1: Senator Mansion, he just keeps talking we need to work harder,
Speaker 1: but he's not saying what he's looking for. And at
Speaker 1: all of this is going on. Thank you for taking
Speaker 1: my call and you have an awesome one. Well, brother,
Speaker 1: I understand your frustration. I agree with you whole harder.
Speaker 1: We have two problems here. Democrats can't agree to be democrats.
Speaker 1: The Republicans have one platform and they stay to it.
Speaker 1: And as far as Mansion goes from West Virginia. He
Speaker 1: is a wolf in sheep's clothing. He's really a Republican
Speaker 1: posing as a Democrat. That's all it is to it.
Speaker 1: He's really a Republican posing as a Democrat. He opposes
Speaker 1: everything Democrats do. Stop lying. Please get out of here.
Speaker 1: I'm so sick of DC with you dog. All right,
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Speaker 1: then they finally getting you. Yeah, oh no, I like said,
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Speaker 1: got to go to the bathroom soon we get off
Speaker 1: the album. I'm looking forward to it. I play word walking,
Speaker 1: play word walk, you know, go through your mails and stuff.
Speaker 1: You know, I got stuff doing my bath room. We
Speaker 1: do a lot of bitches in the bathroom. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got TV in my bathroom. I watched Boards Center like
Speaker 1: watching for it. I don't like watching first taking that
Speaker 1: because Stephen aby hauling at me too much. I'm in
Speaker 1: the bathroom, y'all hauling. I don't need all that, so
Speaker 1: that ye too much. I'm already in your struggling a
Speaker 1: little bit and you aren't here hauling at me too.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, what else you got you? All right? All right?
Speaker 1: Would you rather would you rather go through your whole
Speaker 1: life being the most hilarious person, the most hilarious person
Speaker 1: in the world, or would you rather go through your
Speaker 1: life being the most intelligent person? Hell? No, I'd rather
Speaker 1: be the hilarious hilarious Hell because you make money off that.
Speaker 1: You can't make money because you know stuff. You can't
Speaker 1: being intelligent. Do you know how many broke as smart
Speaker 1: people I know? Give me these damn jokes, man, I
Speaker 1: don't want to hear this, and give me these jokes
Speaker 1: jokes people, Well, I ain't want them, so excuse me.
Speaker 1: So I didn't see jokes jokes worked for me. I'm
Speaker 1: not hilarious. Oh let me tell you something. All damn
Speaker 1: all the money I make is off these damn near
Speaker 1: all of them. So no, I'm not fitting to be
Speaker 1: the smartest person. I don't give a damn bout day.
Speaker 1: A bunch of a bunch of smart ass broke people
Speaker 1: sitting around know every damn thing. I'm asking somebody that's
Speaker 1: stupid to be smart. The intelligent answer was to Tuesday.
Speaker 1: And you see, I'm really both of them. What we do,
Speaker 1: all right, got no choice. Last joke of the day.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. Coming up, it's a last break of
Speaker 1: the day. Steve Arvey at forty nine minutes after right
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to show. All right, here we
Speaker 1: are our last break of the day on this Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Make sure you go out and cast your vote today.
Speaker 1: Please all right, please just go vote today. Morning is important, man.
Speaker 1: I know it's frustrating everybody. I know we think of
Speaker 1: the way politics is ran, but it's the system we have,
Speaker 1: and because of the last election, last president, we really
Speaker 1: prove something and I don't want us to revert. I
Speaker 1: don't want us to go back. We are from now
Speaker 1: on engaged in the political process and we from now
Speaker 1: on are the deciding factor. You will not ignore us anymore.
Speaker 1: All these measures of voter suppression. They're not going to work.
Speaker 1: They're just not going to work. So let's look, we
Speaker 1: know their specialty is voter suppression. We know the only
Speaker 1: way they can try to make things work out for
Speaker 1: them is through voter suppression. You know why, because the
Speaker 1: last census came out and they are in the minority,
Speaker 1: and they realize this, and they're never gonna get the
Speaker 1: majority title back. So what they're constantly trying to do
Speaker 1: is find a way for the minority to rule the majority.
Speaker 1: And they'll do anything, you know. I was having a
Speaker 1: conversation with a friend of mine who's a minister. He's
Speaker 1: a big minister up in Cleveland as a big church,
Speaker 1: and he was talking about how ashamed he was of
Speaker 1: the Southern Evangelical or Christian group, how they don't vote
Speaker 1: for people, and how they've thrown their support behind Trump,
Speaker 1: and I was just reminding my friend that, see, the
Speaker 1: whole thing is a hoax. It's a mask that they've presented.
Speaker 1: The whole thing is a hoax, and they use religion
Speaker 1: to perpetrate the hoax. And the way they controlled the
Speaker 1: Southern Evangelicals, which isn't hard to do, but they use
Speaker 1: a few things that they consider morally correct to try
Speaker 1: to guide their vote. And the number one thing is abortion.
Speaker 1: Their number one thing is abortion. But here's the hoax
Speaker 1: of it. You act like the right don't get abortions.
Speaker 1: You act like Republicans don't get abortions. You act like
Speaker 1: Southern evangelicals don't get abortions. I'm sorry you do. And
Speaker 1: there's no evidence or facts that say you don't. Because
Speaker 1: you do. You know why you do. Because you're human.
Speaker 1: That's why you do. That's why everybody's guilty of everything,
Speaker 1: because we are all human. The other thing they try
Speaker 1: to throw up in your face is they fight so
Speaker 1: hard against gay rights. Excuse me, people on the right
Speaker 1: are gay. Also, let's stop the hypocrisy. Our children gave
Speaker 1: your children gay, Our parents gave your parents gay. We
Speaker 1: gave you gay. Everybody gave that. I know facts that
Speaker 1: substantiate that there are more gays on the left and
Speaker 1: on the right. Stop playing with it. Stop holding these
Speaker 1: things and and and the mask that you put on
Speaker 1: to create the Republican Party. Illegal immigration. We're against illegals coming.
Speaker 1: I can promise you this that are more illegals hired
Speaker 1: by the right than the left. That is a fact
Speaker 1: because you are the minority, but you are the rich
Speaker 1: and the powerful. And how do you think you stay
Speaker 1: rich and powerful by undercutting wages? This isn't new to you.
Speaker 1: That's how you build America. You build America with slaves.
Speaker 1: Why would you not build America with illegal aliens? Are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? You think you've stopped learning the way
Speaker 1: you were taught. Your forefathers did this, man, This is
Speaker 1: how this country was built. But you create the facade
Speaker 1: and you use these things to control the Southern Evangelicals.
Speaker 1: But here's the problem. The Southern evangelical supported slavery. When
Speaker 1: I was in the slave castles in Ghana, which was
Speaker 1: one of the emotional things I've ever done in my life,
Speaker 1: one of the most emotional things. They showed how they
Speaker 1: kept the Africans in these dungeons in complete darkness, in
Speaker 1: their own feces and urine, and they kept them in
Speaker 1: these tight quarters, and they moved them closer to the
Speaker 1: gate no return, and each two weeks or month, you
Speaker 1: had to go into the next room that was closer
Speaker 1: to the final door that got you onto the slave ship.
Speaker 1: And they changed the size of the door every time
Speaker 1: you went to the next room. After you stayed in
Speaker 1: there for a week or two, and if you didn't
Speaker 1: fit through the door, you went back and they starved
Speaker 1: you some more so you could come and fit through
Speaker 1: the door. By the time you went through the three
Speaker 1: different chambers, by the time you got to the final
Speaker 1: door to get on the slave ship, everybody that could
Speaker 1: fit through that door, so we could pack x amount
Speaker 1: of people on these slave ships. That's what they did.
Speaker 1: And the whole time they were doing that, you know
Speaker 1: what they were pumping down. They had the real event
Speaker 1: cut up in the sound while they was having church.
Speaker 1: While they was having church, and you know who was
Speaker 1: having church, slave owners. You know where the slave owners
Speaker 1: was from the South. And you expect them to act
Speaker 1: different today because they call themselves evangelicals. It was evangelicals
Speaker 1: when they was involved in the slave trade. I'm not
Speaker 1: surprised by none of this, and neither should you be
Speaker 1: get your faith in God. Stop worrying about all these people.
Speaker 1: But we're gonna vote those so we can get rid
Speaker 1: of them. We get rid of them by voting. See
Speaker 1: you at the polls. We vote in all elections. Now
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