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Speaker 1: don't know y'all have a looking back to back down,
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Speaker 1: me true good Steve hastening to mother for Stey, don't joy.
Speaker 1: You gotta use that turn out very You gotta turns
Speaker 1: to turn them out. Turn my love, got to turn
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Speaker 1: on your baby, Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
Speaker 1: one and all. It's Steve Harvey, got a radio show.
Speaker 1: Well all right, I've learned something and it sharing time.
Speaker 1: And I am ever appreciated. I do appreciate God for
Speaker 1: all that he allows me to learn in my life.
Speaker 1: One of the best lessons I've learned is that hardship
Speaker 1: teaches you some great lessons. Challenges brings about some of
Speaker 1: my best results. I think what I'm trying to say
Speaker 1: is in every challenge and hardship, every setback, I've learned
Speaker 1: something so so valuable. So here's what I've You know,
Speaker 1: I've known this, but I've just learned it at a
Speaker 1: different angle. Appreciation and gratitude is the key to having more. Now.
Speaker 1: I don't know how that sound to you, but I
Speaker 1: can't tell you how true it is. God being fair
Speaker 1: and just as he really is. He really is. He's
Speaker 1: a fair and a just God. What's most beneficial to
Speaker 1: us is he happens to be full of mercy and grace.
Speaker 1: And I'm telling you something, man, I've probably benefited from
Speaker 1: his grace and mercy more than anything else. I mean, really, man,
Speaker 1: if it wasn't for him just forgiving me, and then
Speaker 1: for him just touching my life the way he has,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not hearing this position today. I'm just not.
Speaker 1: But a funny thing has happened along the way, even
Speaker 1: to you. If you look at it, is it your
Speaker 1: genuine appreciation and gratitude has been the key to you
Speaker 1: having more for your continued blessings and for making room
Speaker 1: for having to open up and pour out blessings that
Speaker 1: you don't have room enough to receive. If you look
Speaker 1: at it, see God being a fair and just God,
Speaker 1: which he is, why would he put more on you
Speaker 1: than you can bad? If you've noticed everything that's happened
Speaker 1: in your life, if you're still here, you've made it.
Speaker 1: You don't forget how rough it was, got that, but
Speaker 1: you made it. Forget what it sent you through when
Speaker 1: it hide made you feel you made it. Now, what
Speaker 1: makes people give up and you hear about people committing suicide,
Speaker 1: is they leave the God out of their life and
Speaker 1: they start allowing that other voice to control. And if
Speaker 1: it's really true that God never puts more on you
Speaker 1: than you can bear, as long as you stay connected
Speaker 1: to God, you can get through anything. But you lose
Speaker 1: that connection, you lose that communication, you lose that relationship
Speaker 1: with him. If you're not having a relationship with God,
Speaker 1: then who you're having a relationship with Now it ain't
Speaker 1: but two forces at work at all time. It's good
Speaker 1: and evil. It's positive and negative. It's God's satan. Now,
Speaker 1: this is at work all the time. So if you're
Speaker 1: not being positive about everything, you leave room for negativity
Speaker 1: to step in. If you're not trying to be righteous
Speaker 1: in your way, then you allow evil to step in.
Speaker 1: If you don't work on your relationship with God, come on, now,
Speaker 1: look who you're letting step in. So now I'm asking
Speaker 1: you to understand that God never puts the more on
Speaker 1: you than you can bear. Okay, now, that we got
Speaker 1: that clear. That's a fact. Okay. Now with that fact
Speaker 1: in mind, let's go over this right here. Why would God,
Speaker 1: being as just and merciful as he is, put more
Speaker 1: on you than you can bear? Example, if God has
Speaker 1: given you blessings and all you're doing is complaining about him,
Speaker 1: you're never showing any appreciation of gratitude about it. Why
Speaker 1: would he give you some most stuff to be ungrateful for?
Speaker 1: Why would he give you some more stuff to complain about?
Speaker 1: Why would he give you some more stuff that you
Speaker 1: would not show any more appreciation for? I mean, this
Speaker 1: thing is real simple, man, ain't it if you think
Speaker 1: about it? So? A lot of times, man, when I
Speaker 1: was going through my positions of not having it and
Speaker 1: wondering at all like here, I ended up checking myself
Speaker 1: and going, man, I'm not even showing any gratitude or
Speaker 1: appreciation for the things He has done for me. Start
Speaker 1: showing some appreciation and gratitude, because it's the key to
Speaker 1: having more. It's the key to continued blessings. It's the
Speaker 1: key to the wonders of heaving, opening up and pouring
Speaker 1: out a blessing that you won't have room enough to receive.
Speaker 1: It's the appreciation and gratitude of what you already have,
Speaker 1: as minimal as it may appear to be right now
Speaker 1: for you, it is still what you have. But if
Speaker 1: you've shown no gratual, no gratitude for the minimal, why
Speaker 1: would he give you the maximum. I mean, I'm just
Speaker 1: really just trying to put it real, real, simple, So
Speaker 1: and keep understanding this thing right here. So let me
Speaker 1: give you an example. In my life, I had gotten
Speaker 1: so busy at one point that I had began to
Speaker 1: complain about how busy I was. This is true because
Speaker 1: I am busy, but it ain't the busy part because
Speaker 1: I asked to be busy. You know, I asked God
Speaker 1: to give me opportunities and to make a way for me. Well,
Speaker 1: in that you got to do something and you got
Speaker 1: to get busy. But I began to complain about the
Speaker 1: business and how busy I was, and I noticed that
Speaker 1: a couple of things slowed up for me. So I
Speaker 1: had got to the point where I wasn't showing real
Speaker 1: gratitude for it. Well, I looked up and a couple
Speaker 1: of things started slowing down, and then I had to
Speaker 1: catch myself and I went, wow, man, you have got
Speaker 1: to start embracing the fact that you are this busy,
Speaker 1: embrace the fact that what all comes along with it.
Speaker 1: Because to whom much is given, much is required. You
Speaker 1: got to start embracing the requirement part if you want
Speaker 1: to continue with the giving part. So I changed my attitude.
Speaker 1: I caught myself and I started thinking him and showing
Speaker 1: real gratitude for how busy I was, instead of complaining
Speaker 1: about how busy I was. And then guess what. It
Speaker 1: opened up the windows of heaven and some more blessings
Speaker 1: got poured out. It just works that way all the time,
Speaker 1: for everybody, for me, for you, for everybody. So listen,
Speaker 1: y'all again. Your appreciation and gratitude is the key to
Speaker 1: having more. Your appreciation and gratitude is the key to
Speaker 1: continued blessings. And your appreciation and gratitude it's the only
Speaker 1: way that you can get those windows of heaven to
Speaker 1: open up and pull out these blessings that you won't
Speaker 1: have room enough to receive. You gotta act like you're
Speaker 1: glad for what you got in order to get more.
Speaker 1: You feel me, let's go. You're listening, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: It brings me great pleasure. To introduce the four people
Speaker 1: that I'm riding with today. I will do one thing
Speaker 1: after they introduced it. I will bring my favorite man
Speaker 1: on the show after that. Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies first
Speaker 1: of course, Carla Farrel, Good morning, Steve, what's up? Guys,
Speaker 1: Happy Friday. Ladies and gentlemen. In the order of stardom
Speaker 1: on this show, based on seniority, that dog Gone kill,
Speaker 1: Junior Space, Morning Up, Morning, everybody, Morning Crue Glad to
Speaker 1: be in the building. I had to go by on
Speaker 1: this show because in terms of seniority, I go back
Speaker 1: further with him, Damn Neil than I do my career.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentleman bitter man himself Jay Anthony Brad Harvey
Speaker 1: was having watched out there not in the morning Baby, last,
Speaker 1: but most certainly not least a young man that has
Speaker 1: shamed me over the year. We're kind of a truant,
Speaker 1: but has become the king oh damn pranks and has
Speaker 1: given me proudness once again. Ladies and Jimmy nephew Tommy,
Speaker 1: that's my uncle, y'all to of the Friday Baby, please
Speaker 1: welcome to the show. For two days in the row.
Speaker 1: The Earl of Arting hound, Oh god, my man, Hi, Hi, hi, Earl.
Speaker 1: Hello Hello now sir Tommy, Hello are you today? June y'all?
Speaker 1: How you doing? Earl? My Man's that a brother? Squire
Speaker 1: Jay Jay? I didn't hear what you think? English accident
Speaker 1: and Lady Carl Hawaii today like what good morning, Earl?
Speaker 1: How are you wild? Anything you need to comment on today? Yes?
Speaker 1: Actually I wanted to get your opinion on did you
Speaker 1: see the mayor of New York? You you know you've
Speaker 1: been in New York, right, Earl, you've been okay? So
Speaker 1: first stop from London? Okay? So in the big Apple
Speaker 1: music getting on your nerves. It's your music all day
Speaker 1: at the palace. He wanted to come to America. Right
Speaker 1: after hearing the damn horn section. They don't have a
Speaker 1: black horn player. The whole group sounds like taps after
Speaker 1: a while. Go ahead the well, Earl. They painted black
Speaker 1: Lives Matter in front of Trump towers today and it
Speaker 1: isn't here about to vomit. Yeahs matter right in front
Speaker 1: of your white molding ruller ruller quite trifling. Back Hill
Speaker 1: stopped looking out on the window. That's true, earl. Thank you, earl.
Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty two after the hour, asked the
Speaker 1: Cello and nephew Tommy mask pickup lines inside of something
Speaker 1: funny right after you're listening, before we get to h
Speaker 1: asked the Cello. Nephew Tommy is here to give us
Speaker 1: our own advice on some pickup lines. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah. Let me tell you what this heal. So,
Speaker 1: you know, everybody win their mask, not right, they win
Speaker 1: their man. So you know, a lot of a lot
Speaker 1: of men you gotta have you. You know, you gotta
Speaker 1: have your game on. When you roll up on a
Speaker 1: sexy lady, you got to be the roll up, especially
Speaker 1: when she got a mask on. So these are times
Speaker 1: mask pick up lines, you know what I'm saying. So
Speaker 1: when you roll up, yeah yeah, you when you roll
Speaker 1: up on. So all your brothers out there, player players,
Speaker 1: y'all listen to your boy he is. Girl, you got
Speaker 1: some pretty ass. Please tell me you got all your teeth? Girl,
Speaker 1: tell me you got mask. Okay, you know you got
Speaker 1: the mask gonna do you? So you got to make
Speaker 1: a feel good roll up on some damn girl. How
Speaker 1: you get all that ass in that mask? How you're doing?
Speaker 1: Really do it? Nephew Timy's mask pick up lines. Baby,
Speaker 1: if beauty was a mask, you would be crushed. Veil
Speaker 1: you hear me? Come on, give it plus girl, girl
Speaker 1: of your face look as half as good as your
Speaker 1: left eye. I think that. I think I ain't gonna
Speaker 1: lie to you. Don't play a play up. This is
Speaker 1: the new way. Everybody got on mask. You got to
Speaker 1: know how to roll up on somebody. Damn you fine,
Speaker 1: And in my mind you ain't just a regular man's girl.
Speaker 1: You are in ninety five. Come on your boy, that's
Speaker 1: right there. Wow, that's a line right there here. I
Speaker 1: like that. Whatever you And then, you know, sometimes sometimes
Speaker 1: you roll up on them. You know they'd be in
Speaker 1: the produce section. You know, they got the mask. What's
Speaker 1: a girl like you doing with a mask like this? Man?
Speaker 1: What's doing with a man like me? Come on, come
Speaker 1: on over you girl, let me talk to you. You
Speaker 1: look real good in your mask over there, looking like
Speaker 1: one of those anxioetic chicks from a fun country where
Speaker 1: women aren't allowed to learn how to read. Come let
Speaker 1: me read, Come let me read. Stop stop stop, nephew,
Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, Now that was stupid. It happens, It happens.
Speaker 1: How about this one on? How about that I'm trying
Speaker 1: to be your batman because with the sexy black mask
Speaker 1: you got on, you look like a cat woman. Come on,
Speaker 1: come on, batman and cat woman together. But feel me
Speaker 1: on this, y'all. Be you got to be able to
Speaker 1: say something with these masks. You gotta have a line
Speaker 1: you drop. Yeah, is that a white man's put a
Speaker 1: gold trip? Girl? It really brings out your eyes. You really,
Speaker 1: that's what you do to your baby? Yes? Yeah, girl,
Speaker 1: your body is so tight that as long as you
Speaker 1: ain't got no boogers under that man's Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: what what? Your body is so tight as long as
Speaker 1: you ain't got no buggers under that man me and
Speaker 1: you whisk you come on calling right right now. You
Speaker 1: need some mask lands. I'm just giving your mask like
Speaker 1: mo thank thank y'all. I appreciate that, yall, to get
Speaker 1: that off your chest, to get that up off Guarantee
Speaker 1: nobody none that I like? Which one? Did you like? Steve?
Speaker 1: What you say? I don't like any of them? Nobody
Speaker 1: welcome By the time, I hope you'll here right out.
Speaker 1: How you get all that ass? Ain't that maids? Come on, man,
Speaker 1: see but what I'm trying to her lips that damn big.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of hands in that man, stupid. Are
Speaker 1: you quite finished? Nephew, I'm done. I'm done. It blows
Speaker 1: the ump. All right, you've done your public service for
Speaker 1: the day. I'm done. Let's move on. Time to have
Speaker 1: the cello? You ready, Steve, go ahead. This one is
Speaker 1: from Terrell in Detroit. He says, I'm a twenty nine
Speaker 1: year old single mail with a great job. I have
Speaker 1: a thing for my co worker. We flirt and text
Speaker 1: back and forth and sending each other selfies. The other
Speaker 1: day she wore a skirt that showed off her behind,
Speaker 1: and I sent her a text and let her know
Speaker 1: that she had me all excited at my desk. She replied,
Speaker 1: show me like a fool. I grabbed myself slacks and
Speaker 1: I took a picture. She replied that I was disgusting
Speaker 1: and to never text her again. I didn't pull my
Speaker 1: pants down and send her a real picture like I
Speaker 1: wanted to. I'm so ashamed. Now, how can I fix this? Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: what Tommy, listen to me? Ask hill safe? After I
Speaker 1: just heard this is what he said? Is he in
Speaker 1: this hill to see your question? Too? Dog? When dog
Speaker 1: you had your chance, but you jumped the gun when
Speaker 1: you said, I'm excited at my desk, she said show me.
Speaker 1: She wanted to keep it on that level of of
Speaker 1: of of miss mystique, and you just yea yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: y'all was being cute. It was flirty. Now you're just
Speaker 1: gonna send it. Grab yourself and sending the picture, just
Speaker 1: not on zipp and go send it to this job.
Speaker 1: Dog on your damn job, holding yourself, dog, your young ass.
Speaker 1: Blew it. You blew it. Dog. You can jump the gun.
Speaker 1: See you did, just like these some of these on
Speaker 1: V songs out now. Ain't no ain't no more in
Speaker 1: your window, ain't no nothing, none of that they singing
Speaker 1: right about it. Yeah yeah, sometimes man, you just got
Speaker 1: itself on it. Man. Yeah, man, he blew blew it.
Speaker 1: Now you don't want to have to do it well.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, nephew, timmis, run that. I'm sorry, walk
Speaker 1: that prank back right after this. Pep on him. Little boy.
Speaker 1: You're listening, right, We're back. Everybody. Come up. At the
Speaker 1: top of the hour we will have some entertainment news
Speaker 1: and some national news. But right now, nephew, what you
Speaker 1: got man, run that prank breath. My daddy's boat. My
Speaker 1: daddy's boat, said with feeling. My dad is boat, my
Speaker 1: daddy boat. Oh that's what my daddy boat. Let's go
Speaker 1: catch dog my daddy boat. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: reach a mister Wilson. Please, mister Wilson, how are you today?
Speaker 1: Is it? My name is Williams. Well, listen, We've I've
Speaker 1: been getting a few complaints, sir about some things on
Speaker 1: your property there. Who are you with? Uh, actually I'm
Speaker 1: with the homeowners Association. Wanted to reach out and give
Speaker 1: you a call to day. Oh well, how are you doing?
Speaker 1: Pretty good? Listen. Um, got a few things I kind
Speaker 1: of want to discuss with you here that seemed to
Speaker 1: be a problem that's taking place in the neighborhood there. Um,
Speaker 1: it's been brought to our attention down here at headquarters
Speaker 1: that you have a few things on your property that
Speaker 1: are are not functioning, that really shouldn't be on the property. Uh.
Speaker 1: You have two cars supposedly in your driveway that are
Speaker 1: not being used, been sitting there for quite some time. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: well one of them I'm currently working on. I'm almost
Speaker 1: I should have it repaired. I'm just waiting on getting wait,
Speaker 1: wait and get a little extra money to get it.
Speaker 1: Take care. But other cars just function and I just
Speaker 1: don't drive. But I have more than one car. Okay.
Speaker 1: Now you you also have a camper that seems to
Speaker 1: be has been there for at least eight months now,
Speaker 1: that's that's sitting there? Is that correct as well? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm working on getting some storage for that is.
Speaker 1: But it ain't really been there eight months, just maybe
Speaker 1: around about six to seven's not eight months. And uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm looking at our past records and stuff.
Speaker 1: It seems like there was a complaint before about the
Speaker 1: you know, keeping the yard, uh pretty cutting all of
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. And I'm just looking at past
Speaker 1: complaints that I have here. Now the biggest one that
Speaker 1: I have that that's concerning your property, sir, is uh
Speaker 1: supposedly in your backyard. Now there's a you have an
Speaker 1: old boat that's in your backyard. Yeah, yeah, but I
Speaker 1: don't see that both bother nobody. Well, well, I mean
Speaker 1: it's it's it's kind of a sore eye for the people.
Speaker 1: I think. I think you guys backyards actually bump up
Speaker 1: against each other, and you guys have a chain link
Speaker 1: fence between the two of you all, and I think
Speaker 1: the boat is must be just a sore eye for
Speaker 1: the family that's behind you. All. Well, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't see myself getting rid of that boat. So I
Speaker 1: got a cover on it. Everybody else got a boat.
Speaker 1: I don't see. What's the problem is. Well, okay, here's
Speaker 1: here's what's actually happening, mister Wilson. What's gonna take place
Speaker 1: is this. Now, we're gonna give you a fourteen day extension.
Speaker 1: Fourteen days actually to move the car that is not functioning,
Speaker 1: the camper as well, and definitely the boat we need.
Speaker 1: We're gonna need those three items we'll get. I ain't
Speaker 1: got no well to move the boat. I just told
Speaker 1: you I was working on so well for storage. Do
Speaker 1: you know I'm a storage called Now the boat. Now
Speaker 1: the cab, I'll get that, take care. But the boat.
Speaker 1: The boat, the boat my daddy gave me, and my
Speaker 1: daddy gave me that that that's the only thing my
Speaker 1: daddy gave me before he died. Now now I'm not
Speaker 1: moving that boat nowhere. The boat won't get fun. If
Speaker 1: I take you down to the water, it works, sir,
Speaker 1: And I understand it wholeheartedly. You know, I'm basically I'm
Speaker 1: just a messenger I have. I'm gonna have to get
Speaker 1: the non functioning car that's not working properly. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to get that out within the two week notice,
Speaker 1: as well as the camper and definitely the boat. Now,
Speaker 1: I gotta get that out. That's got to be gone.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I ain't moving. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: that plan. What you're gonna do, sir, you gotta either
Speaker 1: move the boat. I'm gonna have somebody come over and
Speaker 1: haul all of these things. Well, I tell you what,
Speaker 1: I got thirteen reasons why you won't go over and
Speaker 1: touch that boat, and I got two loan or two
Speaker 1: two to thirteen twenty six. I got thirteen and then
Speaker 1: I got another twenty six added on to that. Why
Speaker 1: you want to bring now want me to touch my
Speaker 1: daddy boat because my daddy gave me that bowl. I'll
Speaker 1: be damning at of you. You know, I'm tired of
Speaker 1: you with me. It's that Cross Street eighty. What won't
Speaker 1: report because sir, I'm not at liberty to give you
Speaker 1: the name who's reported, call Bote, So you don't liberty
Speaker 1: give me something? Because I know that down the street
Speaker 1: that this boat, you know, eight months and it ain't
Speaker 1: nobody said saint to him. So why the hell y'all
Speaker 1: mean about how to vote in the backyard to my
Speaker 1: daddy gave me, sir, The language is not necessary. The
Speaker 1: bottom line is I want to camper out. I want
Speaker 1: to vote out, and I want the car that's not
Speaker 1: functioning move for them two weeks or I'm towing it out.
Speaker 1: I tell you, when I give you a personal invitation
Speaker 1: to come over him, put the boat, the campus and
Speaker 1: the car, and I I will beat you like that's
Speaker 1: what beat you, sir. Wow, I'm gonna allow one car
Speaker 1: to stay. I just want to make sure that you
Speaker 1: know that I've given you the statement over the phone,
Speaker 1: letting you know that what what has taken place here
Speaker 1: will take it. But I ain't move my daddy boat.
Speaker 1: You're gonna move your dad's stinking vote if you don't
Speaker 1: bring the loan, but you bring somebody, sir, trust me,
Speaker 1: trust me. If we come there, we're definitely gonna be
Speaker 1: bringing authorities with us. My mind will go to jail
Speaker 1: because I love my daddy. Ain't now I want you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna touch my daddys boat. That's only I got
Speaker 1: one one thing I need to say to you, sir,
Speaker 1: about this in a situation. Excuse me. All I have
Speaker 1: to say is this. This is Nephew tim Me from
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by
Speaker 1: your brother. Got up all right, man? Your brother told me,
Speaker 1: he said, Man, he'd be going eddie with the homeowner socier.
Speaker 1: He said, Man, just call him and tell him he
Speaker 1: got to move all this stuff, he said, but most
Speaker 1: of all, tell him y'all gonna haul off that boat.
Speaker 1: He said. He can't even had that dog on boat.
Speaker 1: But I love that they know, they know. I got
Speaker 1: one more question for you, though, Baby, tell me this,
Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the land, The
Speaker 1: Steve Morning I need you to get that card there
Speaker 1: that ain't running in that driveway. Okay, I need you
Speaker 1: get that camp off from out of there, and that
Speaker 1: damn boat got to go too. But but when you
Speaker 1: talked about that boat, that's what tipped your boy off.
Speaker 1: The boat. The boat that was Daddy's boat. But daddy
Speaker 1: left me that boat. That don't say my daddy died.
Speaker 1: That's all my daddy left me. You don't know how
Speaker 1: much I love my daddy. I'll tell you what I
Speaker 1: ain't get you call. I ain't getting rid of campel.
Speaker 1: I damn sure he's getting rid of both. Not what
Speaker 1: you're gonna do now? He was through with that. Now
Speaker 1: what you gonna do? No white man, daddy industry had
Speaker 1: it boat in the yard eight months. Ain't nobody to
Speaker 1: say nothing. That's a racial thing. Who called why marsh street?
Speaker 1: Who called you the white lady cross the street? I
Speaker 1: knew it. I knew it because she hater man that
Speaker 1: he can't have a boat, right, we can't, Jake. When
Speaker 1: you started thinking about it, Jake, think about it's a
Speaker 1: lot of stuff in this yard. You gotta campul you
Speaker 1: gotta call it don't work. You gotta call that do work.
Speaker 1: You got you got a boat in the back. We
Speaker 1: don't even look. He didn't cut the yard. It probably
Speaker 1: ain't cut. But he covered the boat. The boat was yeah,
Speaker 1: he said it's covered. It ain't bother no about it.
Speaker 1: So what we're talking about was what are we talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm calling from hoa headquarters. Man, my daddy boat. Don't
Speaker 1: talk to that boy about that boat. Coming up at
Speaker 1: the top of the hour, We'll have entertainment and national
Speaker 1: news right after this. You're listening, all right, called us.
Speaker 1: So what'son entertainment news today? Well, still in trending hairstyle news,
Speaker 1: you guys, Jay Junior, Tommy, Steve. Tiffany had as you
Speaker 1: know this week. Yeah, she cut all her hair off.
Speaker 1: We have we talked about that. She addressed a mixed
Speaker 1: response to her decision to do the big chop. She
Speaker 1: cut off her locks and she you know, cut her
Speaker 1: hair real, real low. She shaved her head and during
Speaker 1: she did this on Instagram live during a live stream. Uh,
Speaker 1: Tiffany said that, you know, everybody was concerned, you know,
Speaker 1: like is she going through something? And she says she's
Speaker 1: not going through anything. If you missed it, take a listen. Said,
Speaker 1: I'm wrong with her? What's wrong with her? Miss She's
Speaker 1: never lost it. Why when a woman decides, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna cut this hair off because I want to see
Speaker 1: my scalp, she gotta have a mental problem. Nothing is
Speaker 1: wrong with my brain, you guys. I'm not suffering from
Speaker 1: no emotional nothing. I literally been talking about this for years.
Speaker 1: How I want to see my scalp? I know every
Speaker 1: single part of my body I know where every single
Speaker 1: mole is. Anybody that's ever done my hair has heard
Speaker 1: me say it. What up? Oscar? Hey bo. Anybody that
Speaker 1: knows me knows me, knows I've been talking about this
Speaker 1: for a long time. Okay, so Tiffany, you know, Tiffany
Speaker 1: had its. Her fans, you know, were concerned that maybe
Speaker 1: she was having a Britney Spears breakdown. You remember when
Speaker 1: Britney Spears went through this, and hey, you know what,
Speaker 1: let me just say this, as a sister black woman
Speaker 1: in our hair, it's a lot of work. It's hard work.
Speaker 1: So if going natural like that makes her happy makes Tiffany, yeah,
Speaker 1: if it makes her feel free, bravo to her. She ready.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Tiffany, if that makes you, I've been thinking
Speaker 1: about cutting my mustache. No, I don't know. Y'all ain't
Speaker 1: saying nothing to Tiffanys what you're all over here. She's
Speaker 1: a female, she's a woman. I'm a man. Oh, a
Speaker 1: man can't cut his hat off without him going through something. Well,
Speaker 1: she said she wasn't going through anything. But the guys,
Speaker 1: what do y'all think about Steve cutting off his mustache? Him? No?
Speaker 1: Like I asked with a nose on it. Don't you
Speaker 1: do that? Don't you do that? A little a little
Speaker 1: worse than that. I don't know what. I think we
Speaker 1: did that on the show one time where they did,
Speaker 1: you know, photo shopped or something like that. He let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. I've seen mine photo shopped off
Speaker 1: without the mustache. You had mustache for so long, Steve. Wow,
Speaker 1: but I look like a combination or Stephen A. Smith,
Speaker 1: Wayne Brady and Terry Creuse. That's a mess. Wow. Well
Speaker 1: leaving mustache along in again. High five to Tiffany Hatters.
Speaker 1: If she's happy, that's what you want to do. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: you're right. If she feels free to do the thing. Well,
Speaker 1: let me say this and finally another news prayer warriors,
Speaker 1: we have to say thank you for your healing of prayers,
Speaker 1: prayers of healing Steve. According to ABC thirteen News in Houston,
Speaker 1: Ricky Smiley's daughter Aaron, she is uh. She's reported to
Speaker 1: say that she is happy to be alive and feeling
Speaker 1: okay after being shot over the weekend in Houston. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so prayers up still, yeah yeah. Houston police are still
Speaker 1: searching for the suspects who shot Aaron, her boyfriend, and
Speaker 1: other their other friends that were in a car with
Speaker 1: them this past yes Sunday night. Justice needs to be served,
Speaker 1: absolutely Toime, Absolutely, yeah, that's something right there. That's something
Speaker 1: you hope you never have to go through as a parent,
Speaker 1: imagine anything like that. So but we praying for you,
Speaker 1: Rick and Dog. All right, as time to catch up
Speaker 1: on the national news, ladies and gentlemen, miss Anne Tripp,
Speaker 1: thank you, Steve. This is a trip for the news.
Speaker 1: The Supreme Court rule yesterday that Donald Trump does not
Speaker 1: have any special presidential immunity from a New York grand
Speaker 1: jury's request for his tax returns and other personal records
Speaker 1: referring to matter back to the lower courts, though the
Speaker 1: ruling also means then that it's not likely that the
Speaker 1: information will be publicly available for the November election, even
Speaker 1: though the president is still not a happy campers were
Speaker 1: basically starting all over again, sending everything back down to
Speaker 1: the lower courts and to start all over again. And
Speaker 1: so from a certain point, satisfife. On another point, I'm
Speaker 1: not satisfife. This is a political witch hunt, plies to
Speaker 1: which nobody that are seen towards the pure witch hunt.
Speaker 1: It's our hoax. How Speaker Nancy Pelosi says that even
Speaker 1: though the ruling doesn't deliver a Trump's tax documents of
Speaker 1: the Congress before November, she says it does show that
Speaker 1: even his High Court appointees agree that Trump is not
Speaker 1: above the law. The head of the Joint Chiefs of
Speaker 1: Staff get this. General Mark Millie testified yesterday before the
Speaker 1: House Arm Services Committee about the state of the country.
Speaker 1: Good nineteen pandemic has stressed our health system, our economy,
Speaker 1: and the social fabric of our communities. In addition, George
Speaker 1: Floyd's death amplified the pain, the frustration, and the fear
Speaker 1: that so many of our fellow Americans live with day
Speaker 1: in and day out. And I am personally outraged by
Speaker 1: George Floyd's brutal and senseless killing. The protests that have
Speaker 1: ensued not only speak to this injustice, but also to
Speaker 1: centuries of injustice towards the black Americans. The General added
Speaker 1: that the vast majority the anti brutality protests have been peaceful.
Speaker 1: He admits the US military is still struggling to combat
Speaker 1: racism within its own ranks. But General Millie went even further.
Speaker 1: He publicly called the Confederacy an act of rebellion against
Speaker 1: the Union, against the Stars and Stripes, and against the
Speaker 1: US Constitution. He wants to explore changing the names of
Speaker 1: the bases named after Confederate generals, like Fort Bragg Fort Hood.
Speaker 1: Los Angeles Sheriff's office has ruled that the death of
Speaker 1: a twenty four year old black man named Robert Fuller
Speaker 1: was a suicide. Fuller was found hanging from a tree
Speaker 1: in an overwhelmingly white area of Palmdale. His family and
Speaker 1: the local NAACP don't agree with that assessment. A white
Speaker 1: California couple charged with a hate crime after they were
Speaker 1: seen on video trying to paint over a Black Lives
Speaker 1: Matter street sign that was in the city of Martinez.
Speaker 1: Nicole Anderson David Nelson videotape painting over the B and
Speaker 1: the L. Man a wearing a Trump garb, yelled as
Speaker 1: they walked away, Make America great again, and I hope
Speaker 1: you're sitting down for this. When a Florida congressional candidate
Speaker 1: named kW Miller is claiming that Beyonce is only masquerading
Speaker 1: as a black woman, Miller, who was white, claims that
Speaker 1: Queen Bay is really an Italian woman named and Marie
Speaker 1: Lastrasse so bab what do you say about this? He
Speaker 1: must not know about her. Now back to Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening all right, Jane Brown. What's what
Speaker 1: you got now? Man? What did you talk? Well? Well,
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey nephew, Timmy Collin Junior. I'm going up into
Speaker 1: Madison Avenue. I know, with the protesting stuff like that,
Speaker 1: we have got to change things, you know, putting Black
Speaker 1: Lives Matter all on the streets and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: But we need to go into Madison Avenue and get
Speaker 1: some of these mascots and some of these spokespeople and
Speaker 1: change them around just a little bit, you know, like
Speaker 1: nothing like like Burger King, the Burgen We're gonna keep
Speaker 1: the Burger can. We're just gonna change his name to
Speaker 1: the Burger King, which is the way we say. So
Speaker 1: nobody lost their job. We're just changing that. People like
Speaker 1: the King going to Burger King. You have your way.
Speaker 1: Windis now we got a windows. We've had the windows
Speaker 1: for a long time. She ain't doing nothing to show
Speaker 1: kind of you know whatever. We're gonna put a red
Speaker 1: wig on her. She's gonna be the new spokesperson for Wendy.
Speaker 1: Wendy Williams is the new spokes Na, Na, I got
Speaker 1: to go deep up in the Madison Avenue because we
Speaker 1: had a lot of spokespeople and a lot of characters
Speaker 1: that have been literally white, and we got to change that.
Speaker 1: Got the f flack duck has been white for years
Speaker 1: a flat that the duck is the black? What is
Speaker 1: he working it? Look? Yeah, and we're gonna change the name.
Speaker 1: I hope you just kind of bed with it. Ass black.
Speaker 1: Say that black, black black picture that I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: up on on the website, Uh, Steve, so people can see.
Speaker 1: I'm going into the Pillsbury dough board. Her wife. We're
Speaker 1: gonna keep him white collar, but we's gonna give him
Speaker 1: an afro, put a dam on him. We's gonna change
Speaker 1: his named the Pillsberry. Don't call me boy like a
Speaker 1: kills bear like that. You can still punch his belly.
Speaker 1: He'll get that little laugh, but don't call you boy.
Speaker 1: We're not finished. We're going hard in the page. The
Speaker 1: Missilan man has been white for a long We're going
Speaker 1: we're gonna docking him up. You're gonna put some timmelings
Speaker 1: on him. Tis yeah, and we're gonna change his name
Speaker 1: to Mischling my man Missling, my man, I got I
Speaker 1: got one more, one more. The Blue Bears, the Sherman Bears.
Speaker 1: Boy have seen a blue Bear. I've never smorn. The
Speaker 1: Black Bears are in the woods waiting for work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna change the the Black Bears with a slogan
Speaker 1: the Black Bears Matter. Chuck and Cheese. Chuck and Cheese.
Speaker 1: We changed it to Chuck d G. Jack got the snowbn.
Speaker 1: It's all about that, Jedda. What appreciate it, Jake. We're
Speaker 1: gonna do all that. I love me. Back to show
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to show. Hey, carl us
Speaker 1: So there's some new news and the Brianna Taylor story. Yes, uh,
Speaker 1: the fight for justice continues for Brianna Taylor, and yesterday,
Speaker 1: newly released audio recording showed that the Louisville cops involved
Speaker 1: in the police shooting death of Brianna Taylor realized that
Speaker 1: they messed up badly. The recordings revealed that a plane
Speaker 1: closed officer went up to Brihanna's boyfriend Kenneth Walker after
Speaker 1: the fatal shooting back on March thirteenth, and told him
Speaker 1: that there had been a misunderstanding. Now, according to NBC, news.
Speaker 1: Kenneth Walker was interviewed by the police and said, why
Speaker 1: did he say to me that there was a misunderstanding
Speaker 1: the sergeant told she told him a female sergeant. She
Speaker 1: told Kenneth, I don't know, and that was news to
Speaker 1: me as well. Kenneth went on to say, I'm not
Speaker 1: an idiot, and they did something wrong. Brihanna's boyfriend. Kenneth
Speaker 1: went on to say as well, when the no knock
Speaker 1: warrant happened, he feared it was a push in robbery
Speaker 1: that was going on, so he grabbed his license handgun
Speaker 1: and shot one of the playing clothes cops in the
Speaker 1: leg when they burst into the apartment. The officers fired
Speaker 1: back with sixteen rounds, hid in Brehanna Taylor with eight
Speaker 1: bullets and killing her. One of the officers have been fired,
Speaker 1: but none of them have been charged, and we are
Speaker 1: still awaiting justice for Brianna Taylor. I just don't understand. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, once again, I'm gonna say this, and I've
Speaker 1: said it ten times. The only way we're going to
Speaker 1: be able to fix this, and I don't care what
Speaker 1: the presidents say. It's obvious to me he doesn't care,
Speaker 1: and he obviously and he don't know more than me.
Speaker 1: I've learned that I'm just as bright and really a
Speaker 1: lot more caring and understanding and aware than he is.
Speaker 1: And he holds the highest office in the land. What
Speaker 1: the only thing I think of can stop this is
Speaker 1: that the police have to be held to the same
Speaker 1: law that they are paid an oath to uphold. You
Speaker 1: have to be held to the same law that you
Speaker 1: are charged with the duty to uphold. Right, if you
Speaker 1: kill an innocent, arm armed person, you'll go to jail.
Speaker 1: We have to have mandatory police sensencing. It's period, man.
Speaker 1: They have to be held to the same law that
Speaker 1: the sworn to uphold. How can you be sworn to
Speaker 1: uphold a law that you don't even have to hold
Speaker 1: your damnself. They you you're here to servant, protect us
Speaker 1: from from one another, from getting killed, but you have
Speaker 1: the right to kill us. That's this bullcrap, man, That's
Speaker 1: what this is. And this is mandatory sendency. And if
Speaker 1: you are there, if you drive your board to the
Speaker 1: bank and he get out, and he robbed that bank,
Speaker 1: and in that bank he shoots somebody, you ain't even now,
Speaker 1: and he get back and he get in your car,
Speaker 1: that's right. Both y'all asses going to jail for murder.
Speaker 1: You are an accomplice, that's the law. You can't argue
Speaker 1: yourself out of that soul. Whoever shot Brianna Taylor, All
Speaker 1: y'all will shooting, See all all were shooting. All you
Speaker 1: got to do is get your firearm. You gotta turn
Speaker 1: it in. You already know if they shot, they know
Speaker 1: who they know who was shooting that night. Then okay,
Speaker 1: since you don't know who did it that body, so
Speaker 1: we when we can't charge nobody cause we can't find
Speaker 1: out who did it. No man, in real life civilian law,
Speaker 1: it don't matter if you went in the bank with
Speaker 1: your boy, your ass drove a car, your ass was
Speaker 1: with him, and you gotta do the time. That has
Speaker 1: to happen to the policeman. Else. This ain't going nowhere.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna tell y'all something. We're gonna vote in November.
Speaker 1: We're gonna change something. I'm want everybody who's angry, everybody
Speaker 1: who's sick of this mess to turn out and vote.
Speaker 1: You cannot have people of other races boycotting and marching
Speaker 1: for us and we don't do our part. We got
Speaker 1: to vote in this. Kentucky attorney Rold Daniel Cramp Cameron,
Speaker 1: who's an African American. Steve says that this investigation takes time.
Speaker 1: That's what he keeps saying. It always takes time. When
Speaker 1: they kill a black person, always time. They always kill
Speaker 1: a black person. Take plenty of time. Bet your ass.
Speaker 1: Go ahead. Yeah, okay, we which kids. Man, We're gonna
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a prank call for today. Coming up. Man,
Speaker 1: you see how long your tickets are here in prison today?
Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, everybody coming up at the top
Speaker 1: of the hour, write about four minutes after today Strawberry.
Speaker 1: Let the subject I make her week at the knees.
Speaker 1: We don't know what that's about. The first nephew, Tommy,
Speaker 1: what's the day? Frank man, Franks you you paied on
Speaker 1: my house? Wait? What, nephew? What you paied on my house?
Speaker 1: Just stay with me, Stay with me, let's go cat down.
Speaker 1: You're paid on my house. Come on, hello, hello, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to reach your uh mister, I think that's the name. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is this? What's this in regard to uh? This
Speaker 1: about the air conditioning unit? You did some workoff force
Speaker 1: over on uh, my household off street. Do you remember
Speaker 1: coming out there last week? Yeah? Yeah, I remember, yeah right,
Speaker 1: my Uh it was a lady that my wife, she
Speaker 1: let you in to come out right right. The problem
Speaker 1: is the problem that is not cooling the what no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's cooling everything. Matter of fact, I want to tell you,
Speaker 1: uh that you did. You did a good job. But
Speaker 1: I got a question for you now. When you was
Speaker 1: at the house and you was working on the air
Speaker 1: condition out there in the backyard, did you did you
Speaker 1: happen to go on the side of my house and
Speaker 1: pull out and use the bathroom right there on the side?
Speaker 1: Did you go then and you do number one on
Speaker 1: the side of my eye? What? Well, what I'm saying
Speaker 1: is that my wife tells me that when you were there,
Speaker 1: that you you went on the side. She was looking
Speaker 1: out the winters. She said that when you was there
Speaker 1: that you and went and used the band room on
Speaker 1: the side whole hole. Wait a minute, I did what
Speaker 1: not to what right? You? You? You? You say you
Speaker 1: did number one over on the side of the house.
Speaker 1: Not is that something that you did? Say? Man, Look,
Speaker 1: you got to understand something. Man, all right, Nah, I
Speaker 1: apologize if that did happen, But you got to understand something.
Speaker 1: You know, we're downside man, and you know we're talking
Speaker 1: eighty five, ninety and ninety five degree weather. Man, I
Speaker 1: got to stay high traded. I got to drink a
Speaker 1: lot of fluids. So you know, with me being the
Speaker 1: age that I am, I have to drink a lot
Speaker 1: of fluids and the tend to pass through once and
Speaker 1: once again. I said, I apologize, I understand all that,
Speaker 1: but you know what, I can't accept no apologies like
Speaker 1: that when I got a man this got on the
Speaker 1: side of my house and then, man, I'm apologizing to
Speaker 1: you and you coming off on me like that. You
Speaker 1: didn't put you on the side of my house in
Speaker 1: front of my wife. I'm not looking at young man
Speaker 1: now if your a ain't shown me it was really
Speaker 1: she needs to see some paper, because you ever really
Speaker 1: ain't doing something? You do that? Oh you think you're
Speaker 1: talking to you don't ain't watching me anyway? Do my work?
Speaker 1: What is she bit hard up that she got to
Speaker 1: look at the old man? Look? Look, look, all I
Speaker 1: know is I don't want no man at my house
Speaker 1: in the huse side of the house back yard. Nothing
Speaker 1: but look, man, let me tell you something, dog, Let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. I'm the only person at my house.
Speaker 1: You understand me. You ain't ready to see out there
Speaker 1: looking at me, look at fun. I'm a professional, Okay.
Speaker 1: I do my job and I take my job with pride. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's not being professional if there's something that I did
Speaker 1: that that water running through me? Right, okay, But you don't.
Speaker 1: You don't at no other man's house. And you said
Speaker 1: my house and my wife sitting there looking at you
Speaker 1: out to wonder. Now I got a problem with that
Speaker 1: or what you need to have come with your wife
Speaker 1: looking at me? If that's what I did? You know what?
Speaker 1: You need to be at home and give with something
Speaker 1: to look at other than looking at me. You don't
Speaker 1: tell me what I need to do about my wife. Now,
Speaker 1: you don't go to another man. Man, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm about to lose it, all right, you're gonna you're
Speaker 1: gonna make you're gonna make me lose a quick. Let
Speaker 1: me let me get my death dot, let me get
Speaker 1: my book. That's all yeah, right here, you damn right,
Speaker 1: and let you know that's that's the shot. You don't
Speaker 1: said another man's house. You don't do that and people,
Speaker 1: my wife looking out the window, and I bet you
Speaker 1: knew that them blinds was open. Yo. Man, Nah, you
Speaker 1: didn't be real upfit with these accusations right now. Look
Speaker 1: you had you had what it street. Now you're you
Speaker 1: know where I'm man. I will show you what I
Speaker 1: want you to bring your back over here. Feelings you
Speaker 1: that yas on that on that that gone off stream,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come over them and I go on that
Speaker 1: for you. I got something for you. Will you made
Speaker 1: me disregard my prefenalism, and I'm gonna come show you
Speaker 1: what being about. Look, man, what you don't do is
Speaker 1: at another man house and that's what you did. And
Speaker 1: you know it ain't called for now you better held
Speaker 1: that apologize, Man, I had to go. I told you
Speaker 1: I drink a lot of fluids in this heat, man,
Speaker 1: So what else do you want me to do? I
Speaker 1: want you to keep your flui until you get to
Speaker 1: the service station down the street, but not in my
Speaker 1: backyard side of the house and my wife looking out
Speaker 1: the window. Man, if what you're talking about, if I
Speaker 1: did I apologize, If you can't accepting in the hell
Speaker 1: with it, look at you're gonna me off and make
Speaker 1: me do something up in him. I'm telling you not man,
Speaker 1: I haven't told you. I apologize you and I would
Speaker 1: come on that kicking. Okay, No, you I take you, dude,
Speaker 1: what Let me tell you something because you're from the
Speaker 1: age of your wi your wife is you? I know
Speaker 1: you don't. You can't deal with no old school I
Speaker 1: kill you. You're gonna You're gonna get your today. You
Speaker 1: hit me, You're gonna get Let me take you three
Speaker 1: to come. Let me tell you that I got one
Speaker 1: more thing to say to you. What you're listening to me?
Speaker 1: Freak freak damn it. This is Nephew timing. This is
Speaker 1: Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
Speaker 1: god prank by your boy name. No, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get with his He know I got a
Speaker 1: hard computation. I don't need this type my life, man,
Speaker 1: he said. Man, my boy be out there fixing air
Speaker 1: conditions that he does all there. He said, Man, let
Speaker 1: me tell you something, he said, be frustrated to begin with,
Speaker 1: he say, begin McCall. He man, because I got no
Speaker 1: ten mos too, got to do the day. Hey, man,
Speaker 1: you like, yeah, I'm might not in there. For you.
Speaker 1: I might not kni you're and that Steve Harror from
Speaker 1: down Foods in the morning. Honestly, y'all can come morning man.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I sit back and how you
Speaker 1: get people. Y'alln't got me with the same. Oh man,
Speaker 1: I enjoy y'all show Man, y'all keep the good god
Speaker 1: gonna work. I appreciate, man. I got one more question
Speaker 1: to ask you, man, what is the baddest I'm talking
Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the land. Well, you
Speaker 1: know the Steve Morning Show. You played too much of that.
Speaker 1: Go out to all the ACA workers out there, baby workers.
Speaker 1: We appreciate y'all. Mann. Yeah, I didn't do any more. Yeah, y'all.
Speaker 1: I was in the heat yesterday. Oh my god, what happened? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Tell us about it? All right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: tell everybody what you did. Time to go ahead. I
Speaker 1: went running at the parks today. What time? I hadn't
Speaker 1: eaten anything? What time? And I only had a couple
Speaker 1: of swiggs of water? What time? Well? Noon? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: What was the Texas car trying to degree heat? And
Speaker 1: what was the heat index? Yesterday? It was one? I
Speaker 1: eat index. So you knew that you took your time.
Speaker 1: You don't even walk in that type of no, no, no,
Speaker 1: he took his fifty three year old ass out there
Speaker 1: and starting. But what time? Tell me what happened. I
Speaker 1: got you bout a mile and a half running, and
Speaker 1: I said, okay, this ain't I ain't feeling right, and
Speaker 1: I stopped. So I started walking. So I walked about
Speaker 1: a mile. I got to the two and a half market.
Speaker 1: Something say okay, you gotta sit down now, and I
Speaker 1: sat down. I started getting dazzy. Man leaned up against
Speaker 1: the three ye and I said, I can't go no further. Man,
Speaker 1: white folks passing by. You're all right, buddy, I said, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because that's what they do. They. Yeah, you didn't. You
Speaker 1: didn't thinking about the time when you was only black
Speaker 1: person tell you anything? Yeah, because you don't look either.
Speaker 1: So why is yours run? You ain't real skinny, You
Speaker 1: don't look he opian at all. I had to call
Speaker 1: my cousin. Man, my cousin came to finish the run. No,
Speaker 1: no day, we're gonna we're gonna take a We're gonna
Speaker 1: take a little break here, budd and Tommy, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you something else. And I never told you this, buddy,
Speaker 1: I don't. You shouldn't run a lot with it. With
Speaker 1: a head your size, what you're talking about ain't a
Speaker 1: little big hands head. What I got a caller? My
Speaker 1: head ain't up. Next Strawberry Letter. You're listening Morning show
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Speaker 1: Letter and says, uncle, don't do no introductions. It's on you,
Speaker 1: unc subject. I make her week in the knees. Here
Speaker 1: we go this Stephen Sheryley. I'm a thirty year old man.
Speaker 1: I'm six feet tall. I weigh two hundred and two pounds.
Speaker 1: I work out, eat right, take care of myself well.
Speaker 1: In February I met a beautiful woman that's a few
Speaker 1: months younger than I am. She's five six and she
Speaker 1: weighs three hundred and thirty pounds. I like what I like,
Speaker 1: and that happens to be big girls. She's big and
Speaker 1: soft in the right places. She's always fly and sexy.
Speaker 1: She's everything I look for in a woman, smart, carring, intelligent,
Speaker 1: hard working. There's one problem that I had with her,
Speaker 1: and in the vast intimacy. I don't have a problem
Speaker 1: with her size, but it's a problem when we're in
Speaker 1: the bedroom. See. I tend to get wild and crazy
Speaker 1: when we intimate. Huh, you know what I'm saying. But
Speaker 1: she can't handle it because her lower backstars hurting, her
Speaker 1: knees cramped up, or she gets a child horse in
Speaker 1: her leg. She can't do but a few positions and
Speaker 1: then she started complaining. The other night, I thought she
Speaker 1: was moaning because it was good to her, but then
Speaker 1: she yelled out that her knees was killing her and
Speaker 1: she made me stop. Well. The next day, I invited
Speaker 1: her to come to the gym with me to do
Speaker 1: some squats to help her knees. I had no idea
Speaker 1: that this would offend her because she immediately thought I
Speaker 1: was complaining about her weight. I am serious about being
Speaker 1: with this woman, but she has to be able to
Speaker 1: please me in the bedroom. I would love for her
Speaker 1: to get in shape and maybe get some ice at
Speaker 1: hot if it'll help he when we be an intiment,
Speaker 1: she can't keep telling me no and stop it when
Speaker 1: I'm putting in work. The other big girls outdated didn't
Speaker 1: have these problems. How can I get her in shape
Speaker 1: without offending her? Lord Jesus helped me. Father. I don't
Speaker 1: know nothing I can say that's not gonna be offensive.
Speaker 1: I guess you, dude. Okay, I'm just telling y'all right now.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything I can say without somebody getting
Speaker 1: mad telling you right now. Okay, I'm gonna think about it,
Speaker 1: but all mine is gonna be in joke form. So
Speaker 1: he well, let's have face. Let's have face, But let
Speaker 1: me tell you my answer. Okay. So you are thirty
Speaker 1: year old man, six foot, two hundred and two pounds.
Speaker 1: You work out all the time, you eat right, So far,
Speaker 1: so good. But you met a young lady who was
Speaker 1: five six, three hundred and thirty pounds, who is smart, carrying,
Speaker 1: hard working, nice, nice, but she can't handle your extracurricular activities.
Speaker 1: You tend to get wild and crazy when you all
Speaker 1: are intimate. Dude, what are you doing that's causing this
Speaker 1: woman for her back to hurt? Her needs to buckle
Speaker 1: and catch Charlie horses? What is going on? She can't
Speaker 1: do but a few positions, and then she starts complaining,
Speaker 1: what are you in there doing? What are you trying
Speaker 1: to do? You may be asking a little too much.
Speaker 1: You're doing way too much. This is definitely a problem
Speaker 1: she's you know, this woman is basically crying for help.
Speaker 1: You need to compromise. She's a little shy about the gym.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm kind of like most people who don't
Speaker 1: frequent the gym, who don't work out a lot. So
Speaker 1: you need to talk this through. If you compromise with
Speaker 1: the bedroom activities, and maybe she can compromise with you
Speaker 1: going to the gym. But take it slow, take it easy,
Speaker 1: and if you keep this up, you're definitely gonna be
Speaker 1: going in your separate ways because it's too much. You're
Speaker 1: doing way too much. All right, Steve, you've had time,
Speaker 1: all right for my answer this. Yeah, I have a
Speaker 1: statement that I need to make. I began my career
Speaker 1: on October eighth, nineteen eighty five, as a stand up comedian. Yeah,
Speaker 1: comedy is at the core of most of my moneymaking ventures.
Speaker 1: I become a lot more serious as a motivator and
Speaker 1: a mentor, but the core of my gift lies in
Speaker 1: the gift of comedy. I cannot forsake who I am.
Speaker 1: I cannot be something that I'm not. I've heard the letter,
Speaker 1: and I've heard Carlin's beautiful response, Thank you. My response
Speaker 1: will be nothing like that. We won't stay what. We
Speaker 1: won't stay Jay, All right, Tommy, we won't steve, but
Speaker 1: we want to keep the show. You got a disclaimer, man, Well,
Speaker 1: when we come back, I'm going to be what God
Speaker 1: made me to be. Now, I will also temple it
Speaker 1: with small doses of consideration, but very little. We're going
Speaker 1: to commercial break. Yes, I have a few minutes to
Speaker 1: think about my response further, but I do not see
Speaker 1: it deviating much from what I've already grasped in this letter.
Speaker 1: That's we're gonna start. Now. See y'all in a few minutes.
Speaker 1: Pray for me over the commercial break and see how
Speaker 1: God work with me. When we come back. Two of
Speaker 1: us'll be right back. You're listening, all right up? Part two?
Speaker 1: Here it is, Come on, recap the letter force. I
Speaker 1: ain't got to recap. I ain't started. Now after this
Speaker 1: commercial break and giving it further thought, I'm right back.
Speaker 1: Why I was so here I go. This is all comedy, y'all,
Speaker 1: former Kings of Comedy, six specials, one of them in
Speaker 1: the theater. I'm is who I'm is. It's a thirty
Speaker 1: year old man, six feet tall. He weighed two old two.
Speaker 1: That's in shape. I'm six two right around two thirty,
Speaker 1: so we leave. He nice, but he's missing two inches though.
Speaker 1: You know I work out at heat right. Take care
Speaker 1: of myself. Man. A beautiful woman a few months ago,
Speaker 1: a few months younger than I am. She's five six
Speaker 1: and she's three hundred and thirty pounds. I like what
Speaker 1: I like that happen to be big girls. I agree
Speaker 1: with you, too, dog, I like big girls too. I'm
Speaker 1: fond some of my favorite women in this world have
Speaker 1: been of the larger purport. And the first woman I
Speaker 1: fell in love with was large, was my mama, Thank
Speaker 1: you Jesus. So I got that. She's big and soft
Speaker 1: in the right places. She's always flying sexy. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. I'd have seen them
Speaker 1: out there. Some big girls know how to put it together. Boy,
Speaker 1: So I'm clapping for you. But now let's get on
Speaker 1: to what's wrong. She's everything I look for in a woman,
Speaker 1: A lot of it. Everything you look for in a woman,
Speaker 1: she got it, got it, intelligent, caring, hard working. Now here.
Speaker 1: The problem is when y'all intimate. See when you're in
Speaker 1: the bedroom, you tend to get wild and crazy when
Speaker 1: you intimate. Now, let me explain something to you. You
Speaker 1: wild and crazy at six feet two old two? Huh?
Speaker 1: See draw that six feet two old two you are?
Speaker 1: You are number two pencil going crazy? Everybody, Take a
Speaker 1: pencil in your head and wiggly make it go crazy.
Speaker 1: But now who you dating is five six, three hundred
Speaker 1: and feating. Now take a water balloon, hold it in
Speaker 1: your head and shake it crazy. It kind of go airwhere,
Speaker 1: don't it? Yeah, it's see different, shaking the paper, shake,
Speaker 1: shake a pain into somebody's faith. You can control it.
Speaker 1: You're going crazy. Take a water balloon and shake it
Speaker 1: in front of somebody's faith. You go all through your fingers.
Speaker 1: It gets right from you. So now I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: now listen, now what I'm about to say. I could
Speaker 1: say what I'm about to say. I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: help your kneeds this all because this is the problem
Speaker 1: we have. She can't handle when you get wild and
Speaker 1: crazy because her knees cramp up. She get a child
Speaker 1: atte horse in her leg. Everything happened to her is
Speaker 1: in the lower extremities. Child atte horses legs, cramp up,
Speaker 1: knees going bad because them legs all day for y'all
Speaker 1: got intimate, been under pressure. It's been canny little car
Speaker 1: round all day. Tea's legs. He's been dragging his five
Speaker 1: to six, three hundred and thirty pounds around all damn day.
Speaker 1: That hen you come and you want to take one
Speaker 1: of them legs and you want to lead back to
Speaker 1: where it. Don't go back there? You want her to do? What?
Speaker 1: Crawl up on me on your knees. I've been on
Speaker 1: my damn feet all day. You ain't canness around, mister
Speaker 1: jim rat skinny ass been at the gym. Now you
Speaker 1: want to take my ankle and touch my ear with it? Well, mine,
Speaker 1: don't do that. I got a child a horse. You
Speaker 1: know what the child horse is. That's a muscle screaming
Speaker 1: for help. Yeah, that's a leag locking up. For you
Speaker 1: take it too far, it collapses, it contracts and shut
Speaker 1: it down. Because she all day I'm just saying, but
Speaker 1: she's a beautiful girl now listening. So here's what happened
Speaker 1: to other night. She can't do but a few positions.
Speaker 1: Because she started complaining other night. I thought she was
Speaker 1: moaning because it was good to her, but she yelled,
Speaker 1: my knees is killing me. Her knees. Dog so doing
Speaker 1: to it. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm I'm
Speaker 1: telling you what he's doing to it, her knees. He
Speaker 1: putting more way, He putting his weight on her way.
Speaker 1: She already three thirty. What you can't do it putting
Speaker 1: your elbow or back and all. She already got three
Speaker 1: feted on. You can't putting one of your two on
Speaker 1: top of the three five five. Hell, anybody needs gonna
Speaker 1: be hurting it that five hundred pounds. That's a quarter
Speaker 1: of a time. I'm just trying to tell you from
Speaker 1: her knees, she can't take this no more. You can
Speaker 1: wild and craze ass you n all your wild positions.
Speaker 1: She don't do what the fir All your positions gotta
Speaker 1: be standing up. You can't add no weight on hug.
Speaker 1: She can't be on her back with you. You got
Speaker 1: to be standing up. Do all your crazy stuff. If
Speaker 1: you're gonna do anything, just dive in and roll on
Speaker 1: what you putting no extra weight on the stamp something today,
Speaker 1: He's strawberry up, Get up on the dresser, dive in
Speaker 1: on it, hit it, roll off that Steve Harry fl
Speaker 1: on Instagram and Facebook, and don't forget to check out
Speaker 1: the Stroberry and Little podcast. The Man coming up at
Speaker 1: forty six after the hour, trending political news. Black Lives
Speaker 1: Matter mural painted, but New York City mayor right in
Speaker 1: front of Trump Tier was on Fifth Avenue yesterday. We're
Speaker 1: gonna talk about it. We'll be back. You're listening to show.
Speaker 1: Welcome back, everybody call the Man of New York was, Yeah,
Speaker 1: out Painton, he was Paynton, Yes, he was may paint. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: new York's mayor, the man the Big Apple build. De Blasio,
Speaker 1: along with other volunteers, painted the Yellow Street mural black
Speaker 1: Lives Matter right in front of Trump Tower. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: but you know the President said, what did he say, Seve,
Speaker 1: He's the most disgusting. He said, all I did for him,
Speaker 1: I gave him ventilators, Oh, the Mayne supplies. Oh that's
Speaker 1: what he was saying. And then he gonna set up
Speaker 1: and write slack Lives Matter all down that beautiful street.
Speaker 1: I said, wow, what you're a president? He said that.
Speaker 1: He said that, y'all shocked. I keep asking y'all, y'all,
Speaker 1: I'm shocked. Tommy, Tommy, No, No, Tommy, and Junior, Tommy
Speaker 1: and Jay. I hear what y'all saying. But me and
Speaker 1: Call on the same page. We have decided to continue
Speaker 1: to be shocked. But I'm not gonna do I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna let this become the norm. Exactly. Man, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: keep being shocked when you do ignorant mess as the
Speaker 1: president of the United States. If you were something city
Speaker 1: councilman and saying this, I wouldn't give a dad. But
Speaker 1: you're the president of the United States and you say
Speaker 1: this outline, you tweeted, you get up in front of
Speaker 1: a podium and you say this stuff out loud. You know, Man,
Speaker 1: I used to say that I don't think he knows
Speaker 1: he's racist. I used to say that about Trump because
Speaker 1: I think he grows in this circle of people and
Speaker 1: he don't know he's racist, because this is how they
Speaker 1: really talk and think. But now he has become more
Speaker 1: since he got to quit it, He's even more than
Speaker 1: he was before. But he's blatantly racist. Yeah, well, this
Speaker 1: is the only place he's shown this is the only
Speaker 1: place he's shown love is to be racist, is to
Speaker 1: speak to that crowd, because to fight. Everybody else has
Speaker 1: moved on, yeah, not following him, so he has to
Speaker 1: do that constantly. That's that's that's ego. That's right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: llies and stuff. Right, that's right, because he will be
Speaker 1: in New Hampshire tomorrow Saturday. He's having a campaign rally,
Speaker 1: Steve and it will be held in an airport hangar.
Speaker 1: He's having this rally ham shirt. And then also to
Speaker 1: think that dome, that arc look makes the disease go
Speaker 1: up higher. Why is he having rallies in the middle
Speaker 1: of a pandemic when states have right, he don't give
Speaker 1: it that he's trying to give votes. He don't care
Speaker 1: how many of y'all die. That's crazy. Well, I gotta vote.
Speaker 1: We got to do somebody. We got to get that
Speaker 1: and vote. We cannot let this man get another Fox years.
Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, man, we
Speaker 1: got some trending sports talks. Tiger Woods is back up,
Speaker 1: and football we're gonna talk about the Redskins all the
Speaker 1: tip of the hour. We'll be back with more than
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morny Show. You're listening, all right, all look,
Speaker 1: this is uh, this is not sports, This is not
Speaker 1: sports loves. This is just up. Yes, this is just
Speaker 1: you know things we heard in sports. You know, we
Speaker 1: don't have sports on, so we don't do Yeah. So,
Speaker 1: first thing is Tiger's back. Tiger Woods is back. He
Speaker 1: will play at the PGA Tours Memorial Tournament in Ohio.
Speaker 1: That's out this weekend, but next weekend. So Tigers come
Speaker 1: back in places. We need Tig on this TV man,
Speaker 1: because I don't know none of these people that's playing.
Speaker 1: I just know type. Yeah, I mean Tigers, great dog. Well,
Speaker 1: you guys are golfers on this show, so you're exciting. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. We know how to play golf. I went
Speaker 1: too far how to play some of us just go
Speaker 1: out there and the gears fly. Huh your golfing gear. Okay,
Speaker 1: so Tiger back, man, it's gonna be good to have
Speaker 1: Tiger on TV man. It's gonna be good. But uh,
Speaker 1: do you guys have any suggestions on the new names
Speaker 1: for the Washington risk In or the Cleveland Indians. Oh,
Speaker 1: you're talking about you talking about the radio, Yes, sir, yeah, yeah, nothing.
Speaker 1: We had no names. You have nothing off the radio.
Speaker 1: You got plenty names. But I got some names for you, boy,
Speaker 1: but not on the radio. Well, i'll tell you this.
Speaker 1: I see this article. Um, that's kind of trending. It
Speaker 1: says the Washington Warriors is emerging as the favorite name
Speaker 1: to replace. They said, how about how about how about
Speaker 1: just how about the ben chili bowls. I like that.
Speaker 1: That's been chili bowls. Now, wait a minute, Steve, you
Speaker 1: did say this so the other day when we were
Speaker 1: talking off air, you said, the Warriors, right, and and
Speaker 1: how about how about the Washington Catfish. It ain't that's
Speaker 1: too much, that's too nor if it was missus sippid.
Speaker 1: I mean it don't strike no fee nobody though, I don't.
Speaker 1: I ain't trying to you ain't. Just got to get
Speaker 1: him a name. And once once that dance they're doing DC,
Speaker 1: the music of the Washington goes. Yeah, I said that Washington.
Speaker 1: So now you're gonna run out as a damn disco dance.
Speaker 1: That's what they're gonna whoop your ass and sixteen every season,
Speaker 1: go go go go your ass back home. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean no, I don't really have no suggestion. All I
Speaker 1: thought it was the Warriors and that was surreal before
Speaker 1: I heard it was trending. Well, that's that's big news
Speaker 1: and Steve, because that is emerging as a favorite. They
Speaker 1: say big name retellers like Amazon, Walmart, and Target, as
Speaker 1: well as Nike and Dick's Sporting Goods. Those stores have
Speaker 1: removed the Redskins merchandise from their website and they need
Speaker 1: to change the name from dick Sporting Goods. I'm a yeah,
Speaker 1: it's hard to go into it when you walk up
Speaker 1: with that bag. That is not a hard to go
Speaker 1: in there. You can't ask your vital you know, we
Speaker 1: shouldn't have been talking about the Washington watching football teams.
Speaker 1: I don't like bold Stow name. Let me let me
Speaker 1: ask all this. Should Cracker Barrel change their name? They
Speaker 1: got why not? Jay? What waits? They got some good
Speaker 1: ass food or whatever? They get a bass? A matter
Speaker 1: of fact, man, let me tell you some When I
Speaker 1: first got on the road, I was driving and I
Speaker 1: saw a crack a bell. I thought it was a mistake.
Speaker 1: Did I read that? And it had had that white
Speaker 1: person on that churning butter? I said now, I no,
Speaker 1: you know they still had la called Sambo's upstate. Really yeah,
Speaker 1: they still have too. Oh man. They got rid of
Speaker 1: all of that down on South. No, they changed the
Speaker 1: name to Peace and Love. But Sambo's is still on
Speaker 1: the menu. They still yeah, they still oh man, what
Speaker 1: not not? Both jingles? Isn't offensive? Is it the chicken
Speaker 1: chicken plate? I know them biscuits out of the I
Speaker 1: don't know if it is. It's some stuff. Ain't getting hurt.
Speaker 1: I don't give a damn how you feel about popeyt
Speaker 1: of sailor man pop out Chicken. Hey, if Popeyes had
Speaker 1: chicken instead of that punk ass finish Ruters never would
Speaker 1: have whooped his as deep with it? Man coming up
Speaker 1: for music and turn the topics unhead lines on the
Speaker 1: Steve Harpy Morning Ship. We've been back in twenty minutes
Speaker 1: after the hour you're listening to. Okay, call up Michael Cohen.
Speaker 1: He going back. Yeah, did you guys hear about this?
Speaker 1: So former Donald Trump lawyer and fixer. You know, Michael
Speaker 1: Cohen is headed back to prison, taken into custody yesterday.
Speaker 1: This is stupid. This is Cohen. Michael Cohen was taken
Speaker 1: into custody yesterday at a federal courthouse in New York City.
Speaker 1: He had been ordered he'd been ordered there to sign
Speaker 1: home confinement documents, including the wearing of an ankle monitor,
Speaker 1: but he reportedly refused to sign the agreement. Yeah. The
Speaker 1: agreement also would have prohibited him from talking to the
Speaker 1: media or writing a book. So Cohen was released from
Speaker 1: prison early a few weeks ago due to coronavirus. He
Speaker 1: went back to So it's guys that go in there
Speaker 1: right now looking up. I got you just left here
Speaker 1: last week. I mean you just left him. Yeah. But
Speaker 1: you know what if he didn't sign because they prohibited
Speaker 1: him from talking or writing a book book, he didn't
Speaker 1: figure this out, I can go back because I'm gonna
Speaker 1: make my living when I get out on this book. Yea.
Speaker 1: And if he come out now and sign that stuff
Speaker 1: right there then, and you better believe Donald Trump's lawyers
Speaker 1: took that to the prosecutor and made that a part
Speaker 1: of the deal. I promise you they did. Many promise
Speaker 1: you they did that. Everybody more to Steve Harvey Morning
Speaker 1: Show Trend the News at thirty three after the album
Speaker 1: You're Listening show all right, Jane Brown what's what you
Speaker 1: got now? Man? What did you talk? Well? Well, Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey nephew, Timmy Collins Junior. I'm going up into Madison Avenue.
Speaker 1: I know, with the protesting stuff like that, we have
Speaker 1: got to change some things, you know, putting Black Lives
Speaker 1: Matter all on the streets and stuff like that. But
Speaker 1: we need to go into Madison Avenue and get some
Speaker 1: of these mascots and some of these spokespeople and change
Speaker 1: them around just a little bit. Like Burger King. We're
Speaker 1: gonna keep the Burger can. We're just gonna change his
Speaker 1: name to the Burger King, which is the way we
Speaker 1: said anyway, So nobody lost their job. We just changing
Speaker 1: like the King, Burger King, you have it your way.
Speaker 1: Wendis now we got a windows. We've had the windows
Speaker 1: for a long time. She ain't doing nothing to show
Speaker 1: kind of you know whatever. We're gonna put a red
Speaker 1: wig on her. She gonna be the new spokesperson for Wendy.
Speaker 1: Wendy Williams is the new spoken No. I got to
Speaker 1: go deep up in the Maison Avenue because we had
Speaker 1: a lot of spokespeople and a lot of characters that
Speaker 1: have been lily white, and we got to change that.
Speaker 1: Got the f flack duck has been white for years,
Speaker 1: alack that the duck is the black. What is he
Speaker 1: doing working? Yeah, and we're gonna change the name. Just
Speaker 1: kind of been with it. Ass black say that black,
Speaker 1: black black black. I got a picture that I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put up on on the website, Uh, Steve, so people
Speaker 1: can see. I'm going at the Pillsbury dough boy, his wife.
Speaker 1: We're gonna keep him white, callible, We're gonna give him
Speaker 1: an afro, put a dam on him. We're gonna change
Speaker 1: his name the Pillsbury. Don't call me boy like pills
Speaker 1: like that. You can still punch his bellet and hill
Speaker 1: ge that little lad, but don't. We're not finished. We're
Speaker 1: going hard in the page. Steven Mischiling, a man has
Speaker 1: been white for a long We're gonna we're gonna docking
Speaker 1: him up. We're gonna put some Timblins on him, tims
Speaker 1: on him. Yeah, and we're gonna change his name to Mischling,
Speaker 1: My man, Mischling, my man. I got I got one more,
Speaker 1: one more, go ahead. The blue Bears, the Sherman Bears,
Speaker 1: my gene a blue bear. I've never come on these
Speaker 1: black bears are in the woods waiting for work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna change the the black bears with a slogan
Speaker 1: stick black beards matter. Now, just last one. Chuck it,
Speaker 1: cheese chuck it. We're changing that to chuck D cheese D.
Speaker 1: Check out the snobn It's all about that, cheddar. What
Speaker 1: come up? It's our last break of the day. Hey Trump,
Speaker 1: look out the window. We got a painting we'd like
Speaker 1: you to see. And Uncle Steve Coose remarks, you're listening,
Speaker 1: welcome back. It's our last break of the week. Actually, man,
Speaker 1: Friday Junior, you gotta remember this name because you know
Speaker 1: we like sports. Jamie Graham, Jamie Graham. Okay, Jamie Graham
Speaker 1: got that. What do you think he'd played? Jamie Graham? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Uh football? Mm hm no. Number one corn hole player
Speaker 1: in the world. Man, you were telling about this yesterday,
Speaker 1: talking about it. I bought the game. Yeah, you got
Speaker 1: a corn hole. That's all I do in the backyard.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something? Suck your ass? I bet
Speaker 1: you I know the rules. I got that and horse shoes.
Speaker 1: Y'all don't know. I ain't good at not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I'm corn hole. I'm telling you right now, though, I
Speaker 1: got a question ya virtually and and and do it
Speaker 1: and beat each other or play? No, no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: we gotta put some mask on and just do it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to see this, but I want to black
Speaker 1: mask corn hole something in your backyard at choll House.
Speaker 1: You get your assquip. Won'ta be no excuses because that
Speaker 1: little board is the same board that holds everywhere, and
Speaker 1: I need that same same distances right now, Dog, I
Speaker 1: ain't nothing to play with. Man, I want to It
Speaker 1: is a it's a trash talking sport too. Oh yeah
Speaker 1: you can. I'll be watching the tournament though I do watch. Oh,
Speaker 1: they don't say nothing in the tournament, dried quiet when
Speaker 1: you playing somebody. That's like watching ax throwing championships. But
Speaker 1: you know what I like about the corn holder. I
Speaker 1: like after they throw the being bad and then they
Speaker 1: take the gatorad and take a squirt like they really
Speaker 1: did they athletes. Dog, have you ever seen the dude
Speaker 1: having a bad day on TV? I'll be going, he man,
Speaker 1: why are you throwing your bad? Oh? They spin the
Speaker 1: back in their hand by some time. I have seen
Speaker 1: some bad boys. I've seen where they landed in there
Speaker 1: with it ain't went in the hole yet. And then
Speaker 1: they last throw they droumped, they dropped that went in
Speaker 1: the hole, and the one they thrown them some bad
Speaker 1: boys many you can do that right now, hey, dog,
Speaker 1: I surround the hole where you can't get yours in
Speaker 1: there unless you drop it straight in the bucket, and
Speaker 1: then I come through there and sweep them up. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm just telling okay, okay, out, he said, get your money,
Speaker 1: tell you right now. All right, let's go. Hey, y'all, listen,
Speaker 1: we talk about this, but every day I gotta remind
Speaker 1: us how important we are as a people, how powerful
Speaker 1: we are, how highly sought after our vote is. Our
Speaker 1: vote is so valuable. They all know it. Man, we
Speaker 1: can sway elections. Joe Biden's whole campaign was in trouble
Speaker 1: until he got to the cow line US and Representative
Speaker 1: Clayburn got behind him and turned out to African American
Speaker 1: vote and resurrected his entire campaign. And after that it
Speaker 1: started sweeping. You are so powerful, I'm telling you, man,
Speaker 1: why do you think Donald Trump went out and hide
Speaker 1: these black people to run this campaign and they came
Speaker 1: up with the slogan stay awoke. The problem is it
Speaker 1: didn't catch on because everybody woke up to what he
Speaker 1: was doing. It was COVID nineteen, it was the economy,
Speaker 1: and it's just crashing all around him. You know, the
Speaker 1: stock market has gone down, and he wants to take
Speaker 1: credit for it if it's up, but he don't want
Speaker 1: to share no blame when it's down. We have a
Speaker 1: man in the White House, and I regardless as to
Speaker 1: what the six black people that they keep finding, to
Speaker 1: go up there and tell him how great he was.
Speaker 1: He was better than Obama and you're technically our first
Speaker 1: black president. It just amazes me what people will say.
Speaker 1: Man for a dollar, we're not gonna be swayed by
Speaker 1: none of that. Black lives matter does matter. And just
Speaker 1: the other day when the mayor painted black Lives Matter
Speaker 1: in the middle of in front of Trump towers, do
Speaker 1: you know that this president had the audacity to say,
Speaker 1: after all I did for him, I gave him ventilators,
Speaker 1: ppe supplies and all of this here. I gave him everything.
Speaker 1: And he turns around it writes this black lives matter
Speaker 1: all over this beautiful street, like black lives Matter is
Speaker 1: some ugly degrading thing like it's defacing city property. This
Speaker 1: is the same president that puts out a tweet and
Speaker 1: then goes play golf and the first word out of
Speaker 1: the man's mouth on the golf cart it's white power.
Speaker 1: And then they try to catch him, but he's on
Speaker 1: the golf course, so for three hours it stays up.
Speaker 1: And then when they do catch him, he tries to
Speaker 1: disown himself and say he didn't hear the man save
Speaker 1: white power. It's the loudest thing on the damn tape.
Speaker 1: Everybody else heard it. Are we kidding? Man? We cannot
Speaker 1: set this election out. Black lives do matter, they really do,
Speaker 1: and we have to show him that it matters to us,
Speaker 1: that our lives are important to us. And we're gonna vote. Man.
Speaker 1: We're gonna vote in Pennsylvania. We're gonna vote in Michigan.
Speaker 1: We're gonna vote in Wisconsin. We're gonna turn out to
Speaker 1: vote in Georgia. We're gonna sweep up all the nas.
Speaker 1: We're gonna show up at the pose in Florida. We're
Speaker 1: gonna mess him up. In Louisiana. We're gonna blow their
Speaker 1: mind in Mississippi, because these Texas, these are Red States.
Speaker 1: We gonna show up. Man. We got numbers in all
Speaker 1: these places. We're gonna stop playing with this Black Lives Matter.
Speaker 1: We're gonna vote. We are getting ready to vote in November.
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