Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all a suit on looking back to back,
Speaker 1: giving them like theming bus bus things and it's not
Speaker 1: good at Steve ha listen to mother, I don't join
Speaker 1: you gotta use that turn very you gotta turn to
Speaker 1: turn them out, got to turn out to turn the
Speaker 1: water the water. Come come on your bad uh huh,
Speaker 1: I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
Speaker 1: Come on now, dig me want and only Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: got what radio show man? What you're doing with it?
Speaker 1: Trying to do the very very best I can with it?
Speaker 1: I really am. You know, I get tired sometimes on
Speaker 1: my journey. I'm not gonna kid you. UM. Trying to
Speaker 1: make something about yourself is a task. UM. If you
Speaker 1: want to attempt to do something and and and understand
Speaker 1: going in that that. If the thing you're trying to
Speaker 1: do is to improve yourself, to better your position, to
Speaker 1: better your relationship, your family, anything, you're trying to be
Speaker 1: a better you. You're trying to make more money, you're
Speaker 1: trying to get it together, you're trying to change if
Speaker 1: any of those things are in your hopes and dreams.
Speaker 1: Know this right here, you are about to face some challenges.
Speaker 1: But you might as well go ahead anyway and face
Speaker 1: those challenges, because if you don't, you have a whole
Speaker 1: other set of challenges to face. You know. It's a
Speaker 1: it's a it's an amazing thing. Man, How people sit
Speaker 1: around and they watch other people strike out to become successful.
Speaker 1: They sit in the stands watching these people play out
Speaker 1: these games, and they and they and they criticize, They boo,
Speaker 1: they laugh at their efforts and everything, and they talk
Speaker 1: about the fairies. He missed that game when it shot. Boy,
Speaker 1: he sucked. Man, he did this. He ain't worth that.
Speaker 1: I hear people who sit and stands who criticize people
Speaker 1: who are out there on the playing field. Now, when
Speaker 1: you're on the playing field, you have a set of
Speaker 1: challenges in front of you. You're going to be open
Speaker 1: to criticism. You're going to be open to ridicule. You're
Speaker 1: going to be talked about when you don't know the
Speaker 1: people who are talking about you. Now here's the upside
Speaker 1: to being the player on the field that's facing all
Speaker 1: the challenges, to criticisms, the laughing, the joke, to being
Speaker 1: talked about. He has something going for him. This person, boy, woman, child, girl,
Speaker 1: man has an opportunity to win. They have an opportunity
Speaker 1: to win. And then the game of life. Just because
Speaker 1: you lose one of the games, or you lose one
Speaker 1: of the matches, it don't mean you've lost. You don't
Speaker 1: get put out. You keep playing. And when you're playing,
Speaker 1: here's the upside. You have the opportunity to win. And
Speaker 1: but guess what, You're gonna win some of the matches.
Speaker 1: You're gonna win some of the points. You're gonna make
Speaker 1: some of the dunks. You're gonna hit some of them
Speaker 1: over the wall. You're gonna hit some of them out
Speaker 1: the park. You're gonna score some goals. You will if
Speaker 1: you're playing the game. Here's the problem with the people
Speaker 1: who don't face criticism, who nobody boos or cheers for,
Speaker 1: who sits in the stands and knows neither victory nor defeat.
Speaker 1: Those people, without realizing it, are facing a set of
Speaker 1: challenges also. And the challenges they're facing is how I'm
Speaker 1: gonna live with myself? What I'm gonna do? Now? What
Speaker 1: direction am I going in? Where am I gonna live?
Speaker 1: Wonder what job will hire me? Wonder if I can
Speaker 1: get paid for criticize. Oh woe is me. I can't
Speaker 1: find the purpose in my life. And man, I'm just
Speaker 1: waking up in a state of confusion. I don't know
Speaker 1: what to do. Now, let me ask you something which
Speaker 1: one of them said, of challenges you rather be faced with.
Speaker 1: Because if I'm on the flow playing, if I'm on
Speaker 1: the field playing, if I'm out on the court playing,
Speaker 1: then guess what I got a chance at winning? But
Speaker 1: guess what I'm doing every day while I'm playing. I'm strategizing.
Speaker 1: I'm waking up with a purpose. I'm waking up trying
Speaker 1: to come up with another angle. I'm in pursuit of
Speaker 1: a goal every single day, versus the people in the
Speaker 1: stands who know neither victor nor defeat. Get in the game.
Speaker 1: Face the challenges. Better yourself, better your wife, better your children,
Speaker 1: better your condition, better your employment status, better your job,
Speaker 1: better your career. Take a shot. Come on, man, what
Speaker 1: you're waiting on? Because the alternative is to watch other
Speaker 1: people play the game? You know what I just do?
Speaker 1: Sometimes Sometimes I just I get Forbes magazine or Money magazine,
Speaker 1: or sometimes I still grab a copy of rob Report.
Speaker 1: I just flipped through it just to see. I used
Speaker 1: to get these this book called Unique Homes. Unique Homes
Speaker 1: is a magazine that just has a lot of extravagant
Speaker 1: houses that's on sale across the country, across the world.
Speaker 1: I used to flip through. Man, let me just see, man,
Speaker 1: what the people that's playing the game out there doing.
Speaker 1: Stop watching other people become successful when you could very
Speaker 1: easily be you if you make the decision. But when
Speaker 1: you make the decision to become successful, get ready for
Speaker 1: a series of challenges. I think it's more difficult not
Speaker 1: to accept the challenge. I think it's for me. This
Speaker 1: is just for me. It may not be the case
Speaker 1: for you. For me, I think it's far more difficult
Speaker 1: to wake up and just see how life gonna go today, because, man,
Speaker 1: it could just deal you any kind of hand today.
Speaker 1: You understand, I don't like, you know, spades. Let's talk
Speaker 1: a card game, folks, the game of spades. Really, man,
Speaker 1: it ain't a whole lot you can do if you
Speaker 1: don't get no spades. Really, it's a little couple of
Speaker 1: little strategies you've gotta do. But you can have all
Speaker 1: this age, King, queen diamond all you want. But man,
Speaker 1: you ain't got no spades. They're cutting them. You're in trouble.
Speaker 1: Be it whist different game. You can create what's in
Speaker 1: your hand. You got dealt a hand too, But you
Speaker 1: can create a hand. You can call a trump. You
Speaker 1: can make diamond your spades. You can make it hard
Speaker 1: to clubs your spades. That's what I'm saying. That's what
Speaker 1: it is. You can do something with it. It's a
Speaker 1: different game, man. You can strategize. I would rather have
Speaker 1: a say so in my life than to wake up
Speaker 1: every day and just see how it's going. I think
Speaker 1: it's more difficult to not accept the challenge to be
Speaker 1: something than it is to accept the challenge to be something.
Speaker 1: I think it's more difficult to sit around and not
Speaker 1: be nothing. I think it's harder to watch everybody's life
Speaker 1: going somewhere but mine. I think it would be very
Speaker 1: difficult for me to sit here and hear them talking
Speaker 1: about other people and never mention my name. I would
Speaker 1: be difficult for me to see everybody rise and getting
Speaker 1: promotions accept me. That would be difficult for me. It
Speaker 1: may not be for you, but for me it would
Speaker 1: be quite challenging. I would rather accept the challenge of
Speaker 1: making something out of my life than to sit there
Speaker 1: and criticize those and then watch and see how my
Speaker 1: life just may go. Okay, just a thought today. You're listening, ladies, gentlemen,
Speaker 1: let me have it. You're undivided. It's attention. It's all
Speaker 1: I need. Very needy when it comes to attention on
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Speaker 1: Morning Show, Owned and Cracking. Shirley Strawberry, Hey, good morning, Steve.
Speaker 1: How are you today? Colin Farrell, Good morning? What's up? Crew?
Speaker 1: EM's up? Josian Morning. I'm the best mentor I've ever had,
Speaker 1: will continue to be so, sir, as long as you
Speaker 1: like it and the food. I am here in the
Speaker 1: build a baby, but I do. Yeah. Well, it's a
Speaker 1: two man race. We're down to Biden and h Sanders
Speaker 1: Sanders and uh well yeah, that's where it all to being.
Speaker 1: Should have been that way from the beginning. My boy
Speaker 1: Donald Trump is tweeting on behalf of Bernie Sanders. That's
Speaker 1: what he is. That is that crazy? How Elizabeth Warren
Speaker 1: is hurting Bernie Sanders. She should have gotten out before
Speaker 1: Super Tuesday, gave all those delegates and split that vote
Speaker 1: so Joe Biden could be in the front. That's a
Speaker 1: shame what the Democrats are doing. This dude is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable over him? Now, should Bernie stop? Now? No, he's
Speaker 1: not gonna stop. Oh no, it's Oh what did Hillary say?
Speaker 1: He's a career politician, so he's gonna take it all
Speaker 1: the way as far as he can take it. But
Speaker 1: you know what, can I say this? Honestly, I don't
Speaker 1: know anything that Bernie Sanders has done for us. He
Speaker 1: keeps talking about the vote for the war that Biden did.
Speaker 1: Everybody voted for that because you know, they came in
Speaker 1: with that bad information. Colin Powell tried to tell him
Speaker 1: that that information wasn't legit, but they all did it.
Speaker 1: The next thing, you know, we ended up in the war.
Speaker 1: That's what Bernie keeps saying that. I just don't know
Speaker 1: what Bernie does. You know what about Biden? I mean,
Speaker 1: do we know what he did? Nothing other than yeah,
Speaker 1: be the VP for Obama, one of the greatest presidents
Speaker 1: of all time, and they formed a friendship in a
Speaker 1: bond and he was loyal to this guy that right
Speaker 1: there for me is enough for me to want to
Speaker 1: vote for him to beat Trump. I think if Bernie
Speaker 1: Sanders is the candidate, I think that the Republican Party
Speaker 1: and Donald Trump are gonna keep screaming socialists so loud
Speaker 1: because he's not. That's true. He's self proclaimed a socialist Democrat.
Speaker 1: They're gonna run down and everybody scared of that turn.
Speaker 1: You're gonna tie that to communism. I don't think Bernie
Speaker 1: Sanders can beat h Donald Trump in the head to head. Nope.
Speaker 1: And that's why Donald Trump is trying to say positive
Speaker 1: things about Bernie. It's like watching the kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: sad to say. I just well, Steve coming up at
Speaker 1: thirty two minutes after the hour inside something funny, Sister
Speaker 1: O'Dell will pass a visit. She's in the building right
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening. It's Someday, Wednesday, and time now
Speaker 1: for something funny with sister O'Dell. Who is in the building?
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm? Where or me? Whoa for me? If you
Speaker 1: don't pray for your s pray for you? How you
Speaker 1: don't try? If you good mornings? Everyone was down? Where? Where? Where?
Speaker 1: You know who? I'm so tired, you know. Down well,
Speaker 1: I've been traveling around the country passing our mask. Oh yes, man,
Speaker 1: you know people are scared to get the corona, you know,
Speaker 1: so I gotta I've been passed my missionary workers passing
Speaker 1: out mask and and and cinnamon colored stockings. What are
Speaker 1: the stock masters data stopped corona in stocking. Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, sprinkler love vinegar on the centimon colored stockings,
Speaker 1: and you won't get nothing. M well better than the vastination.
Speaker 1: They ain't got no test. You might as well tried
Speaker 1: through that. Okay, what do you have to lose that?
Speaker 1: Damn Donald Trump? Lyne tell about you can get a
Speaker 1: test ain't got before the two tests. You don't even
Speaker 1: want to take it. He's he's just such a president,
Speaker 1: ain't he He's something? Miss? Yes, he's been in denying.
Speaker 1: If we don't get it in, get that man out
Speaker 1: of office. Ain't no telling what this coult we're gonna
Speaker 1: tune into. But anyway, what else is going on? What's
Speaker 1: sister adel? Have you heard about this? But you know
Speaker 1: how you know Dolly Parton? Right? Of course I know
Speaker 1: Dolly Okay, Well she's uh, she's seventy four years old.
Speaker 1: Now I knew her, Mama, Oh you do trilly, Trilly Parton.
Speaker 1: She didn't have a big brush like Dolly. She had
Speaker 1: a huge ash trash. It looked like a Trilly had
Speaker 1: come through that. But go ahead. What was she saying now, Well,
Speaker 1: I was saying that Dolly Parton is seventy four years old. Um,
Speaker 1: she was talking on a sixt Yes, ma'am, she is well.
Speaker 1: She credits her her appearance to three things, good lighting,
Speaker 1: good makeup, and good doctors. And what she um? She
Speaker 1: was on sixty minutes in Australia. She told them that
Speaker 1: she doesn't plan to be retire, but she does plan
Speaker 1: to be on the cover of Playboy magazine again at
Speaker 1: seventy four. She said, if they would go for it,
Speaker 1: Oh what hard? She said? She she had on that
Speaker 1: ain't got a white moment, So you know, the only
Speaker 1: only seventy four year old white women is just talking
Speaker 1: about getting on the cover of Playboy, for which dollar
Speaker 1: got plenty of money. She don't need none of that.
Speaker 1: She want to thank, she says, she want to thank that.
Speaker 1: She wanted to thank, oh the doctors, good lighting, good makeup,
Speaker 1: and good doctors for her youthful appearance because she still
Speaker 1: looks so great at seventy four, and she could still
Speaker 1: fit her same costume that she wore on the cover
Speaker 1: in nineteen seventy eight a Playboy? Would I could steal
Speaker 1: away the same socks I had on when I was
Speaker 1: in high school? But what do that mean? Tommy had
Speaker 1: a question for you, sister, What is it? Tommy? Would
Speaker 1: you pose for the cover? She listened to this. I'm
Speaker 1: just asking you know who I am? That's all he
Speaker 1: being this call you just a disrespectful little stupid She's
Speaker 1: saying she's thinking about doing it. I'm just saying there
Speaker 1: might be something. I am a woman of the lawyer.
Speaker 1: Why would I be on the cover of the Playboy?
Speaker 1: But you still look good? I think that's what he
Speaker 1: was trying to say, Sister Adell, you still look really good.
Speaker 1: Oh if he is you on the cover or mad,
Speaker 1: I'm not mad. You look like that a little stupid
Speaker 1: boy to be on it. So why don't you get
Speaker 1: on the dam since when talking covers, good Boy getting
Speaker 1: sicking you? You know you you you know I'm gonna
Speaker 1: talk to Kate because you every time I seem like
Speaker 1: I call you get you a little more disrespectful. No,
Speaker 1: I was forgetting your home training because you got a
Speaker 1: good family. No, man, I was, I was really asking that.
Speaker 1: I didn't think I was being offensive. I apologize. I
Speaker 1: thought you I thought I was giving a compliment. Well,
Speaker 1: I sep you, it ain't a compliment. I ain't got
Speaker 1: nothing gonna play more. You can't get all of my
Speaker 1: parts in the same shot. If you take a head shot,
Speaker 1: you ain't gonna see no breast. You can get the
Speaker 1: breast in there with your knees. Since y O'Dell, I
Speaker 1: have another question. You know, Um, some people, well I'll
Speaker 1: ask you this. Uh, some people, you know, believe that
Speaker 1: relationships are supposed to be all about honesty. They're supposed
Speaker 1: to be all about trust. But then some people are
Speaker 1: into keeping their secrets to themselves, keeping one to ask you,
Speaker 1: keeping their secrets to themselves sharing them with their partners.
Speaker 1: So I gotta ask you, what will you never share
Speaker 1: with your significant other or one of your husbands. I'd
Speaker 1: never tell them about the time that me and Harriet
Speaker 1: had went back on the underground railroad one time, and
Speaker 1: two of the means wanted to turn back, and the
Speaker 1: only way they kept going was I slept with both
Speaker 1: of them. Well, so I put it on them. They
Speaker 1: followed me straight up, norfe we flee to my love?
Speaker 1: All right, coming up next, nephew, Temmy's run that prank
Speaker 1: back right after this you're listening to show coming up
Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. In national news, New
Speaker 1: York deploys the National Guard to the containment zone and
Speaker 1: New Rochelle, Westchester County due to the coronavirus outbreak. Plus
Speaker 1: an entertainment news game shows taping without audiences. Well, I
Speaker 1: Steve about family feud and what they're doing at the
Speaker 1: top of the hour. But right now, nephew in the building.
Speaker 1: Time to run that prank back. Nep what you got
Speaker 1: for us? Please find any Yes, your uncle? Just your wife, doctor,
Speaker 1: your wife's doctor. Okay, your wife's doctor. Let's go. Hello. Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get uh Andrew you please? Who's calling?
Speaker 1: This is doctor andrews? Oh yeah, yeah, God, how are
Speaker 1: you doing? Doctor? How are you doing? I'm all right,
Speaker 1: she's not Andrew that she's not in right now. It's
Speaker 1: you won't leave a message something, yeah, libre messages that
Speaker 1: you know she came in so she had an appointment
Speaker 1: this morning, right right, right, right right, everything, okay, Oh,
Speaker 1: everything's good. Everything's good. You know I've been Andrew's gotta
Speaker 1: college just for quite some time now, so yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, right right right, Okay, Well, listen, can see
Speaker 1: if she's able to get back in tomorrow. I need
Speaker 1: to get one more good look at her, one more
Speaker 1: good looks everything. Okay, I just want to check a
Speaker 1: few things. You know. If I get one more good look,
Speaker 1: a good look at her, I think I'll be fine. One.
Speaker 1: Don't y'all do this like once, uh once or twice
Speaker 1: a year and you wanted to come right back to everything? Okay,
Speaker 1: now you can tell me nice everything I hat with
Speaker 1: my wife? Uh yeah, Gregg, right, yeah, what's up? Talk
Speaker 1: to me? You know I'm not I'm not proud to
Speaker 1: tell tell anyone what's going on with her. And there's
Speaker 1: nothing really serious going on. Okay, so you can relax
Speaker 1: on that part. But I just want to get one
Speaker 1: more good look at her, just to be sure. One
Speaker 1: more good looks for what doc? If nothing serious going on? Well,
Speaker 1: I think, um, I think what, Well, she'll be fine,
Speaker 1: she'll be fine, She'll be fine. Great, hymn awful about
Speaker 1: the record. I'll tell you something man that uh and
Speaker 1: I don't really you know, talk like this. Put off
Speaker 1: the record? Man, you you and are Man, we're the
Speaker 1: uh we're the only ones, aren't we? What? You and I?
Speaker 1: We're the only ones? Aren't we the only ones? What
Speaker 1: they're talking about? What are you saying? Well, you know,
Speaker 1: we're the only one that's seen it? You know? Oh?
Speaker 1: Whoa what? What what are you saying? Though? Uh, just
Speaker 1: just stating that, you know, off the record, you are?
Speaker 1: You and I are that we're there, We're the only ones.
Speaker 1: We know, we're the only ones. What what? What? What
Speaker 1: are you saying? I'm not understanding you. What are you saying?
Speaker 1: We are the only ones? What? Well, well, we have
Speaker 1: you and I have something in common. I mean you
Speaker 1: and I are the only one that that's uh, you know,
Speaker 1: basically seeing Andrea. What you know? Wait a minute, that's
Speaker 1: not a topic of discussion, Doc, What what are you
Speaker 1: trying to say? What are you saying about my wife?
Speaker 1: I mean she's amazing, man, I mean, uh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: I don't need you to tell me about my wife
Speaker 1: being amazing. Doc, You lost your damn man. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying she looks she looks amazing. She looks amazing.
Speaker 1: I don't mean any harm. Wh whoa, whoa? You ain't
Speaker 1: supposed to be looking at her and that type fashion doc?
Speaker 1: What the hell is wrong with you? What type of
Speaker 1: unprofessional is this here? You're telling my wife is amazing?
Speaker 1: You lost your damn man. I can't believe I'm getting
Speaker 1: a phone call like this. This the most unprofessionally I've
Speaker 1: ever heard. But let's keep in mind, Greg, I wasn't
Speaker 1: really calling you. I was calling her. You know you
Speaker 1: ain't talking to her. You're talking to me, and you're
Speaker 1: gonna bring that type on the phone to me? Have
Speaker 1: you lost your Mind's gonna be a professor? Is there
Speaker 1: a way you can pass the message that, oh, I
Speaker 1: ain't passing nothing to her? Do you hear me? You're
Speaker 1: gonna make me do something crazy to you. I don't
Speaker 1: believe you called me with that type talking about my wife.
Speaker 1: Me and you and I got something in common. She's amazing.
Speaker 1: Have you lost your damn mind? Sure? I didn't mean.
Speaker 1: I didn't think you did. You did, don't matter. It
Speaker 1: was just a little no, no no, I was being
Speaker 1: a little playful with you. I didn't think that was
Speaker 1: gonna this ain't no because they don't play. What's wrong
Speaker 1: with you? We're playing? I'm not playing, don't you whatever?
Speaker 1: A matter of fact, do I need to see you?
Speaker 1: I need I need to see have a session with you.
Speaker 1: We can talk about this here bat your dog on
Speaker 1: man talking about my wife. Amazing to you. You're the
Speaker 1: most unprofessional. I didn't even go to you all these years.
Speaker 1: Or was there anywhere you can get her to come
Speaker 1: in so I get one good look at of the mall?
Speaker 1: Hey no, no, she ain't coming down to that little
Speaker 1: ragged I'm coming down there. When I come down there,
Speaker 1: we oh, no, matter of fact, I'm on my way
Speaker 1: down there. How long are you gonna be there? We
Speaker 1: can we get straight down. I've left the office for today.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to call and see if I could
Speaker 1: get one good look at her for the mom. No,
Speaker 1: then you're gonna get with that. Wasn't more good gonna look? No, No,
Speaker 1: let me tell you one thing. She ain't coming there
Speaker 1: of you? No, mo, no, mo, no mo? Is she
Speaker 1: coming back to see me? Wait? Wait wait, I don't
Speaker 1: want to lose a customer, not not like it. You
Speaker 1: ain't gonna you ain't gonna lose a customer. I'm coming
Speaker 1: at the moll make me a one. You could check
Speaker 1: my out tomorrow. You see how you like that, sir?
Speaker 1: That's what That's not possible. I'm definitely gonna Oh. I
Speaker 1: don't want to lose her. If you like, it's gonna
Speaker 1: hurt me if I lose her as a class, I
Speaker 1: don't want to miss seeing her. Don't hurt you. It
Speaker 1: ain't gonna hurt you that you lose them. It's gonna
Speaker 1: hurt you when I get there. Don't you worry about her? Greg,
Speaker 1: you gotta calm down. Okay, I was being I was
Speaker 1: being playful, and I away we too? Were you too
Speaker 1: old to be playful? Playful? I'm seeing you in the morning,
Speaker 1: first thing in the morning. Okay, what time you can
Speaker 1: ten o'clock? Can I ask you something? Greg? Do you
Speaker 1: have a brother named Tyran? What they got to do
Speaker 1: with it? Saying? What they gotta do with my brother?
Speaker 1: What they got to do with you? Okay? What I
Speaker 1: wanted to tell you is, this is not doctor Hendrix.
Speaker 1: This is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harbard Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Your brother Tyring got me the plank phone call you.
Speaker 1: I don't give a who you. I'm coming to see you.
Speaker 1: What what's it like? I did? What? Hey? Greg, Greg, Greg,
Speaker 1: pull up, take us out, your brother Tyring? This is
Speaker 1: this is nephew Timmy man from the Steve Always Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Your brother tiring got me the prank phone call you?
Speaker 1: That's what I thought you said. Man, hold on, man,
Speaker 1: oh oh man, let me stop for a minute. Man,
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, boy, you lost your damn hold on.
Speaker 1: You don't do he don't do like that? Man got
Speaker 1: my wife, y'all. What's my brother? I would be telling
Speaker 1: him first You're gonna see Tying tomorrow. I'm gonna see
Speaker 1: him first day in the morning. Man, the morning. I'm
Speaker 1: ready kill everybody. Hell no, hey, I gotta ask you, man,
Speaker 1: what's the baddest radio show in the land, The Steve
Speaker 1: Mmy Show. Yeah, man, you Clay say it? Play Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know me and you were the only ones that
Speaker 1: seen it. Ain't me, you know, Tommy, Tommy, I go
Speaker 1: a little too far sometimes sometimes well you do. And
Speaker 1: when and when the next hour get here, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go another a little too fun. Watch me, I'm watching Tommy.
Speaker 1: You're welcome. Okay, you got another hour to get get
Speaker 1: get this off your chicks, because we're gonna do it again. Okay, Montgomery,
Speaker 1: I beat there Saturday night, Baby Montgomery Performing Arts Center,
Speaker 1: getting ready, getting ready to getting ready. The Nephew is
Speaker 1: coming to town. It's gonna be off the chain. Got
Speaker 1: my girl Ashima from a TV show the second season
Speaker 1: Asima performing. Uh hey, Julia, what's my boy name? Uh? God?
Speaker 1: Do Steve Brown, Steve Brown, Steve Brown, Come on, Steve Brown,
Speaker 1: let's get we don't have some fun this weekend in Montgomery.
Speaker 1: The Gump is on fire with the Nephew this weekend.
Speaker 1: Tickets on see got a few up left, but they
Speaker 1: almost all right. Thinking if you're coming up at the
Speaker 1: top of the our entertainment and national news right after this,
Speaker 1: you're listening in today's entertainment news, Steve, I'm sure you
Speaker 1: heard Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune, Wendy Williams. They all
Speaker 1: announced that they are taping without an audience due to
Speaker 1: the coronavirus outbreak. So what's going on at a family feuge?
Speaker 1: You're back. They came and talked to me about it,
Speaker 1: and they said they are considering not doing audiences. And
Speaker 1: how I felt about that because and I told him,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm willing to try anything, you know, they said,
Speaker 1: because you know they are struggling in LA to get audiences,
Speaker 1: and um, you know, people are just staying away. And
Speaker 1: so they did come to me. They told me that
Speaker 1: Jeopardy and Will were doing shows with no audience. And
Speaker 1: how I felt about it. I told him I didn't care.
Speaker 1: You know, my check the same. How y'all want do it?
Speaker 1: You know, but that decision is going to be made
Speaker 1: by Freemantle, because Freemantle has several shows, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Freemantles got some pick shows on TV, so
Speaker 1: they want to do it all as a sweeping gesture.
Speaker 1: But it looks like we'll be doing no audiences. Well
Speaker 1: you know, of course, you know, as a stand up
Speaker 1: a performer, I'm automatically seventy percent better when people show
Speaker 1: up and without that and who's gonna laugh at the jokes?
Speaker 1: Which makes me dig a little bit deeper. And then
Speaker 1: it's just the electricity of performing in front of people.
Speaker 1: That's what makes Family Few so successful, because I know
Speaker 1: it's people in the audience and comedians need instant feedback.
Speaker 1: We're not like regular radio DJs where we tell a joker.
Speaker 1: We imagine people laughing. The four of us have direct experience.
Speaker 1: We know if we say something if it has a
Speaker 1: better chance of being funny than just a radio DJ
Speaker 1: who spends his entire life in a booth and so.
Speaker 1: But we who work in front of people need that energy.
Speaker 1: So I would miss the energy, but it would probably
Speaker 1: be just as good because I had the family's laughing,
Speaker 1: except the one time. Yeah, it's not like you're completely
Speaker 1: alone up there. Yeah, I mean did they say they
Speaker 1: would put the audience in in post like in post
Speaker 1: production they would add that Get there now, Junior, Why
Speaker 1: would you want to say something like that out now?
Speaker 1: That's a good question, it's a great question. But it's
Speaker 1: pulling the curtain back. And I only do that on
Speaker 1: shows that don't pay that much. You have meetings on
Speaker 1: the air, you have come on, man, a major source
Speaker 1: of money. Now stop, you know, but you know what,
Speaker 1: can I be honest with you? I don't feel any danger. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there are people who was taking this way too far?
Speaker 1: Have you been on the internet? See did you see
Speaker 1: that lady in Memphis head them garbage bags on? I
Speaker 1: saw that because of a school employee at a school
Speaker 1: had the tested positive and they were spraying the kids.
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, the kids saw and no, I
Speaker 1: didn't see that, but yeah, I saw that on social
Speaker 1: media too, Steve. I sorry, yesterday I saw Naomi Campbell
Speaker 1: and that has Matt sup the I'm gonna whoop your ass.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. No, no, no, parents, No, the parents were
Speaker 1: spraying their own kid shot. So you'd be whipping your
Speaker 1: own behind. Oh that's ignorant right here, you know, And
Speaker 1: you are the resident germaphobic on the shelf. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: a hein' spraying all right, come on, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: Miss and okay, thank you guys, Good morning everybody out there.
Speaker 1: This is antre put the news. Okay, and yesterday's primary voting.
Speaker 1: We'll get to that in a minute. But President Trump
Speaker 1: is defending his administration's handling of the outbreak of the coronavirus.
Speaker 1: He does not think that he needs to make any
Speaker 1: adjustments to his team, even where concerns the much criticized
Speaker 1: rollout of the virus testing kits. I think the US
Speaker 1: has done a very good job on testing. We had
Speaker 1: to change things that were done that were nobody's fault.
Speaker 1: All federal health officials do acknowledge that there were delays
Speaker 1: in manufacturing and in distributing the testing kits, but they
Speaker 1: say the kids are being shipped out now. No words
Speaker 1: still on how many Americans have been tested. Yesterday's primary voting,
Speaker 1: Joe Biden won overwhelmingly over Bernie Sanders in Mississippi with
Speaker 1: thirty six delegates to give out. Missouri sixty delegates they
Speaker 1: have Michigan was a big prize. Michigan has one hundred
Speaker 1: and twenty five delegates to give out, in Idaho with twenty,
Speaker 1: but it does look like Sanders might be the winner
Speaker 1: in North Dakota and Washington State. We'll see how those
Speaker 1: final numbers come in. By the way, before the results
Speaker 1: were in last night, both the Biden and Sanders campaigns
Speaker 1: announced that, in the interest of public health, that they
Speaker 1: would not be holding rallies after the polls closed. Now,
Speaker 1: President Trump has said that he still plans to hold
Speaker 1: quote tremendous rallies, but there are no reports right now
Speaker 1: of any schedule. Meanwhile, polling sights all over the country
Speaker 1: get this equipping workers with handwipes, disinfectants, and even gloves
Speaker 1: for both the voters and the poll workers. Voters in
Speaker 1: Washington State. A lot of whom apparently send their ballots
Speaker 1: in by mail have been told not to lick the
Speaker 1: envelopes to seal them, but to use wet sponges instead.
Speaker 1: Election workers are advised to use gloves when opening those
Speaker 1: ballots and get this. According to the Kansas City Stars,
Speaker 1: the Kansas City, Missouri's African American mayor Quentin Lucas. The
Speaker 1: guy's name is Quintin Lucas, right. He was turned away
Speaker 1: from the polls yesterday and told he wasn't in the system.
Speaker 1: After submitting forms of ID and oh, he said, this
Speaker 1: is my regular polling place. He was told he still
Speaker 1: was not registered. He was given a provisional ballot at
Speaker 1: the end of the day, though it turns out that
Speaker 1: the poll worker kept entering the mayor's name in the
Speaker 1: wrong order, Lucas Quinton, but his name is Quinton Lucas
Speaker 1: and that's why he couldn't find his name. Disgrace movie
Speaker 1: mogul Harvey Weinstein is scheduled to be sentenced today. His
Speaker 1: lawyers say he only deserves five years behind bars for
Speaker 1: his recent rape conviction. There reasoning well, because they say
Speaker 1: he's already suffered from public humiliation and serious health problems.
Speaker 1: Weinstein faces five to twenty nine years in prison win sentence,
Speaker 1: as well as a similar sexual assault trial that he
Speaker 1: faces also in California. And finally, today is take a
Speaker 1: nap at your desk day. La la la, la, la
Speaker 1: la la. Back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're
Speaker 1: listening to Harvey Morning Show. The coronavirus is putting multiple
Speaker 1: holes on festivals, concerts, and sporting events. Coachella was originally
Speaker 1: scheduled from April tenth through April sixteenth, and now it's
Speaker 1: going to be October ninth and October sixteenth. In the
Speaker 1: sports world, Lebron James has done a complete one eighty
Speaker 1: just days after stating that, Remember he said he wouldn't
Speaker 1: play an NBA game without the fans. Remember he said that. Well,
Speaker 1: now he's saying he'll do whatever the league thinks is best.
Speaker 1: Lebron said he wasn't aware the league was. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: said he wasn't aware the league was actually exploring the idea.
Speaker 1: Now he says he'll do whatever medical experts suggest is
Speaker 1: safest for the league, the players, and the fans. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there you go, Lebron, That's what I said. The Family.
Speaker 1: When they said we might do with no audience, I said, hey, look,
Speaker 1: whatever's best for the phase, the Shels and you television
Speaker 1: and Judicious and my check. Please, I'm willing to do
Speaker 1: whatever y'all want to do. Yeah. So you're in a
Speaker 1: Lebrono in agreement on that for sure. Hell yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: hell yea. I love the fans, but I want the
Speaker 1: fans to be safe. Yeah. Matter of fact, what I
Speaker 1: would really rather do is just voice over my spot
Speaker 1: on Family Feud and had him send me my money.
Speaker 1: You trying to work from home? Yeah? Yeah, I'm a
Speaker 1: video conference in on Family feel I'm just gonna be
Speaker 1: a talking time for four months. Number five, the families,
Speaker 1: families want to see you, Steve. You know that I'll
Speaker 1: make it a big ass screen. I do life size screen.
Speaker 1: Look like I'm right there. Uh huh. Now, Steve, have
Speaker 1: you adjusted how you greet the contestants? Oh? Yeah, oh
Speaker 1: we just families. Yeah I knew. We just tap toes.
Speaker 1: No that's new because some people bump elbows. Don't put
Speaker 1: your clothes on me. No, we've changed everything, but they can.
Speaker 1: Family Fuse a really smart show. They came because you
Speaker 1: so many families every day, multiple shows. They've told all
Speaker 1: of them, please do not touch Steve. Did not shake
Speaker 1: his hand, did not stick your hand out. But you know,
Speaker 1: I hook people were taking the photos and stuff. I
Speaker 1: just think people come on the show. I put my
Speaker 1: arm around him out that that's a good photo for
Speaker 1: them as a family. So it'll be I'm not my
Speaker 1: life and feel good, all right, Steve coming up a
Speaker 1: story Taylor made for you. Yeah at thirty four minutes
Speaker 1: after the hour. Joe Biden won Michigan, Missouri, and Mississippi
Speaker 1: in the delegate race last night. He also told a
Speaker 1: Detroit autoworker that he is full of sugar, honey, iced tea.
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after. Stick around for this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're listening to Day Morning show. Big, big day for
Speaker 1: Joe Biden. He won Michigan, he won Missouri and Mississippi
Speaker 1: in the delegate race last night. Well, while campaigning in Detroit,
Speaker 1: Steve Joe Biden met with autoworkers. Now. One autoworker claimed
Speaker 1: that Joe Biden is against the Second Amendment. You know
Speaker 1: that when the right to bear arms. Joe had a
Speaker 1: clapback for him, though, Take a listen. Getting the US
Speaker 1: when there is a large portion of the union workers
Speaker 1: now are gun enthusiasts, and you are, after the trying
Speaker 1: to diminish your second ament of right and take aware
Speaker 1: of gunport all right, sush shush. I support the Second Amendment,
Speaker 1: my second Amendment, just like right now. If you're a
Speaker 1: fire that's not free speak. And from the very beginning,
Speaker 1: I have a shotgun. I average twenty gage, a twelve gage.
Speaker 1: My son's hunt. Guess what You're not allowed to own anywhere.
Speaker 1: I'm not taking your gun away at all. You need
Speaker 1: one hundred rounds when you want. I did not say
Speaker 1: that that's not you. I did not say video. It's
Speaker 1: a viral video like the other ones. You're putting out
Speaker 1: your voice. You said that you're taking he just clarified.
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait wait wait take ther you're aar
Speaker 1: fourteens and this is not okay. Guys, get as Joe.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about Donald Trump. This is needs to be
Speaker 1: on stage with Donald Trump. Now. They all say that
Speaker 1: Joe Biden is a good debater. He's not a good debater,
Speaker 1: but Donald Trump isn't either. No, Donald's not a good anything.
Speaker 1: Donald's not a good debater. What he is really good
Speaker 1: at is twisting the fact, liar not telling the truth. Yes,
Speaker 1: Joe Biden has a great track record. He has something
Speaker 1: to say, and he'll talk back to him the way
Speaker 1: that he needs to be talked to you, because you
Speaker 1: need somebody to my accidentally cuss, yeah, or just cuss
Speaker 1: on purpose. I'm right now that I would vote for
Speaker 1: Joe Biden over Bernie said, this is listen to me, y'all.
Speaker 1: You're free to vote whoever you want to vote for.
Speaker 1: I'm just giving you my opinion. And just as I'm
Speaker 1: only one vote, I'm only one guy. But that's all.
Speaker 1: The reason I would vote for Biden is because I
Speaker 1: think he gives us the best chance to beat Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: That's the reason. Bernie said, they're gonna run that running.
Speaker 1: See where at the point now, what we gotta thinking
Speaker 1: about who's the most electable candidate? Because let me, can
Speaker 1: I say something. I like everybody getting free medical, free medical,
Speaker 1: I like everybody going to college free. But it's not
Speaker 1: gonna happen in the United States because there's too many
Speaker 1: people making money off education. You saw what happened to
Speaker 1: them celebrities, They paid money for their kids to go.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, this is a huge racket. These people
Speaker 1: that have this racket are not gonna let this go.
Speaker 1: Nobody's giving you free medical when they're making so much
Speaker 1: money on healthcare. But can I say this, I think
Speaker 1: that if Joe Biden nomination, just keep going, If n
Speaker 1: just keep going, don't ain't nobody food to attack cousin
Speaker 1: little rich boy said. But if Joe Biden gets the nomination,
Speaker 1: I think that he needs to address Bernie Sanders and
Speaker 1: those young people in that movement. He needs to hear
Speaker 1: what they're what they're saying so he can address and
Speaker 1: be a candidate for them if he gets that nomination.
Speaker 1: I don't think he can't ignore it because Bernie Sanders
Speaker 1: has a movement as well. I agree about Joe Biden. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree with you. I think you exactly right. But
Speaker 1: we have to get the millennials to understand something other
Speaker 1: reality of how this system works. These people are not
Speaker 1: going to let that happen in the next four years. Now.
Speaker 1: It's great to start this conversation, but it's gonna take
Speaker 1: a long time to shift that college in that free
Speaker 1: medical care because we're talking over thirty trillion dollars. All right,
Speaker 1: we got worked coming up next, nephew in the building
Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening
Speaker 1: to the string show coming up at the top of
Speaker 1: the hour, writing about four minutes after it's my strawberry
Speaker 1: letter for today's subject. He won't let me touch it
Speaker 1: or see it. Akay, what's wrong? Right now? All right,
Speaker 1: that's the strawberry, the strawberry letter for Todavid. Right now,
Speaker 1: nephew in the building with today's prank phone call. And
Speaker 1: we have been warned. Nephew, what you got Brand spanking
Speaker 1: New twenty twenty. You got one more cough? Oh? Do
Speaker 1: you know what I say? You got one more cough?
Speaker 1: All right? All right, now you got one more call.
Speaker 1: Let's go, kid though. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach
Speaker 1: our brill place. This is Lawrence from the job. How
Speaker 1: are you doing today? Oh God, how are you doing?
Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm good. Listen, we got a situation at
Speaker 1: the job. I know it's a little late this evening. Um,
Speaker 1: And what time do you normally come in in the mornings.
Speaker 1: I'm coming around okay. So are you are you all
Speaker 1: right health wise? How you feeling? Um? I'm fine? What
Speaker 1: you're talking about? I mean I got a little I've
Speaker 1: got a little under the weather. But okay, so so
Speaker 1: let me let me let me go ahead and tell
Speaker 1: you this. My name is Lawrence, all right. I work
Speaker 1: on a different floor from you, but I wanted to
Speaker 1: give you a call you. It's been brought to my attention.
Speaker 1: A lot of people are a little edgy right now,
Speaker 1: you know. But yeah, because you're you're in a cubicle
Speaker 1: and most of the people around your cubicle are starting
Speaker 1: to be a little worried because they're saying that, you know,
Speaker 1: you're coughing a lot. And yeah, so I mean me right, Okay,
Speaker 1: do you think that you need to maybe be tested
Speaker 1: tested for what? I don't know? You ain't talking about this?
Speaker 1: Damn uh? What's it called? Coronavirus? Do you do? You do?
Speaker 1: You do you think you need to be tested? Do
Speaker 1: I think I think you need no? Excuse me, right,
Speaker 1: let me hold on listen. I know the world's in
Speaker 1: a frenzy, but everybody don't got no them coronavirus. Okay,
Speaker 1: I have a cold, I'm a little stuffy, but nonetheless,
Speaker 1: like I taking their food and taking care of myself,
Speaker 1: I don't need to be tested for anything. Okay, so
Speaker 1: do you do you think it's possible maybe you need
Speaker 1: to be self quarantined. And Laurence, Laurence, honey, I think
Speaker 1: you are stepping onto us right now. Okay, um as
Speaker 1: that that's very inappropriate. I don't know who put you
Speaker 1: up to this, but nonetheless, I think y'all really stepping
Speaker 1: on this has got to be like a ship or
Speaker 1: something like what is this? Okay? Like, okay, so let
Speaker 1: me just say this to you. We I've talked to
Speaker 1: everybody on that floor that you work on. All right,
Speaker 1: I've talked I've talked to Darlene, all right, I've talked
Speaker 1: to what's the other girl? Her name is Loretta. I
Speaker 1: think i've spoken with Loretta. Loretta, look like that. What
Speaker 1: do you say? Okay? Here here, let me let me,
Speaker 1: let me, let me, let me say this. You got
Speaker 1: one more call and they and they're gonna put you
Speaker 1: out of the building. Excuse me, do you got listen? Okay, Lawrence,
Speaker 1: that's on that right, My name is Lawrence. I'm on
Speaker 1: the eighth floor. Yes, okay, you're on the eighth for
Speaker 1: so you're not even an hr to even be coming
Speaker 1: at me like this. But but but but you know
Speaker 1: what we tried. Doctor. I don't know where y'all get
Speaker 1: off coming at me like that. Okay. I do not
Speaker 1: get paid enough for nobody to be testing me by
Speaker 1: my personal business. Okay, y'all, really, y'all me tested. I
Speaker 1: went this job. Y'all got me all the way stop. Okay, okay, look,
Speaker 1: let me let me go and say this here. You
Speaker 1: act like this your personal business. It's our business. When
Speaker 1: you start coughing all over the building. And we go
Speaker 1: in the country going through what is going through right now,
Speaker 1: what the world is going through, So you gotta understand
Speaker 1: that we're going through. I don't give a damn what
Speaker 1: the world is going through. I'm going through my own Okay,
Speaker 1: all right. I got two kids I like very hard.
Speaker 1: I'm a single mother and I'm up here doing the dust.
Speaker 1: I care. I got a call, and I still bring
Speaker 1: my eye to work every day and I'll be on time.
Speaker 1: So for anybody to be coming at me like that,
Speaker 1: that is disrespectful. Okay. I'm playing in ten years at
Speaker 1: this job and I don't give a damn. Y'all got
Speaker 1: me messed up. Now. I need to speak to your
Speaker 1: higher red who is drug ball listen, I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it one more time. You got one
Speaker 1: more cough and your that's it. Ain't nobody fenda gets time.
Speaker 1: It's hard to me like that. And I'm gonna trust
Speaker 1: through this mother and talk you up. I don't care
Speaker 1: who you talk to to. I don't know who do
Speaker 1: you think you talking to? But who got me all
Speaker 1: the way messed up? Okay, listen here, Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: give a damn corona Bryers. You need to bring me
Speaker 1: a corona because you're stressing me out right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: I worked too hard for this show. Okay, I'll be
Speaker 1: on time for work. I don't not call us and
Speaker 1: other people be you know doing, take it as long
Speaker 1: as smoke breaklest and I'll do what I do. Listen.
Speaker 1: Huh see that is right there, that's it right there.
Speaker 1: Did you did you just call forget? Did you just
Speaker 1: call listen brill? Did you just did you just cough? Yes?
Speaker 1: I just called out. I gotta called. I don't got
Speaker 1: no damn corona, Brylen. You know where anybody asue? What you?
Speaker 1: Who's your boss? Who's your boss? Who's up? My boss?
Speaker 1: Tommy is my higher up Tommy. Yeah, Tommy is Tommy
Speaker 1: is the person that's over me? What? What's Tommy? I
Speaker 1: don't know, No Tommy, do you know nephew Tommy from
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hi, Darlin and Loretta got
Speaker 1: me to prank phone call you. Oh listen, listen, listen, listen, Darling,
Speaker 1: Darlin and Loretta got me to prank phone call you.
Speaker 1: Your girls is in the cubicles with you. Got me
Speaker 1: the prank phone cut. Oh I'm gonna kill them. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Oh my god, I'm staring. They told me
Speaker 1: they say, mess with her about her cold. I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, come on, give it to me. Wait, so
Speaker 1: you guys got this on your show? Nothing? Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Why would I'm over here fighting this cold? Try to
Speaker 1: take the struggling like, oh my god. I can't believe
Speaker 1: y'all got me like this out of radio. I got you, baby, girl.
Speaker 1: Tell me this twenty twenty. What's the baddest and I
Speaker 1: mean the baddest radio show in the land? What is it?
Speaker 1: The show? Now? Go take you some night quire or
Speaker 1: some music next something here? Oh my god, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. Oh God, I think I smooth this time? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you think I got skills, very very talented. This ain't
Speaker 1: the time right now telling me yeah, And then she
Speaker 1: coughed in the mill talking to me. You know, I
Speaker 1: had to eat up with what was that there? Right?
Speaker 1: That's it right there, you coughed. Oh my goodness, Oh yeah, man,
Speaker 1: but you can't tell you can't tell me what somebody
Speaker 1: called offen. Y'all don't be looking at him now when
Speaker 1: you walk around in public. Soon if somebody called, aren't
Speaker 1: you looking at yes? Yeah, you can't work draft when called.
Speaker 1: We're gonna pull right, no one, I'm no longer hungry.
Speaker 1: Monk five this weekend with the Nephew. Get your tickets
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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, don't do that. Coming up next
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Speaker 1: Thank you nephew. Subject he won't let me touch it
Speaker 1: or see it. Du Stephen Shirley. I met a guy
Speaker 1: online two years ago and we hit it off pretty
Speaker 1: good and have a great chemistry. We hang out a lot,
Speaker 1: and I'm ready to take the relationship to the next level.
Speaker 1: I mean the next level as in sex. We have
Speaker 1: never been intimate and it's becoming a problem for me.
Speaker 1: Whenever we're alone at my place or his, I have
Speaker 1: tried to rub up on him or touch him in
Speaker 1: a way to let him know I need a little
Speaker 1: something something. He always moves away from me, or he
Speaker 1: blocks my hands from touching him in places that I
Speaker 1: want to feel on. He has a nervous laugh and
Speaker 1: usually says stuff like you crazy girl, you play too much.
Speaker 1: After a year and a half of no intimacy, I
Speaker 1: came right out and asked him if he was attracted
Speaker 1: to me. He said he, but he wasn't trying to
Speaker 1: rush into anything. I was thinking it was maybe that
Speaker 1: he's not able to perform, but I don't think that's it.
Speaker 1: I've allowed him to be all touchy feely with me,
Speaker 1: and whenever he is I can see that he's excited.
Speaker 1: I have stopped trying to coerce him into anything, and
Speaker 1: I've started moving his hands away when he tries to
Speaker 1: touch me, he's unaffected by it, and he never says anything.
Speaker 1: Our relationship is great and we truly enjoy each other's company.
Speaker 1: So if this is our only issue, I don't want
Speaker 1: to throw it all away. I need you guys to
Speaker 1: help me out because maybe I'm missing something here. I
Speaker 1: have started to think that I'm being too aggressive. But
Speaker 1: it's been two full years and we've never seen each
Speaker 1: other in the nude. How much longer does he expect
Speaker 1: me to wait? Stephen Shirley, How can I get this
Speaker 1: guy to open up to me and give me what
Speaker 1: I need? I'm starting to feel like the roles are
Speaker 1: reversed here. Please advise. Well, you're right about that. The
Speaker 1: roles are verse, with you being the aggressor and him
Speaker 1: pushing your hand away. You know you don't hear about
Speaker 1: that nearly as much as you hear about it, you know,
Speaker 1: the other way around. But what I want to know is,
Speaker 1: how can you say your relationship is great? You said
Speaker 1: that in the letter, but I mean, you've been dating
Speaker 1: this guy for two years. Have you guys even kissed?
Speaker 1: You didn't even say that, you know, I don't see
Speaker 1: anything about that, you guys, you said you've been touchy feely,
Speaker 1: but you didn't say that. Have you guys really talked
Speaker 1: about this? I mean, I want to know where's the
Speaker 1: real intimacy in this relationship. I'm not talking about the
Speaker 1: missing physical part of it, the sex part, but where's
Speaker 1: the friendship, the love, the closeness. You don't talk about that.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like you guys have that in this
Speaker 1: two year relationship. He did say when you asked him
Speaker 1: that he was attracted to you, but he didn't want
Speaker 1: to rush things. It's been two years. I mean, I
Speaker 1: just don't believe him at this point. You guys haven't
Speaker 1: gone anywhere, but you know, outside of the friendship zone,
Speaker 1: you haven't done anything but be friends. I mean, uh,
Speaker 1: this is what friends do. They play around, sometimes, they touchy,
Speaker 1: they they're feeling so uh to you, I do say
Speaker 1: back off. It doesn't sound like he's interested in you
Speaker 1: or he definitely has something to hide. But you say
Speaker 1: you've you've felt him get excited. Doesn't sound like he's
Speaker 1: interested in you. Steve, Yeah, it does it? Do you know? Steve? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can you hear me? Yeah? Well, dear Steven Shirley, once
Speaker 1: you include me and something like this. Let me preface
Speaker 1: my answers by saying she wrote in and said dear Steve. First,
Speaker 1: didn't she? Yeah? Then she said Anne, Shirley, didn't she? Now, Shirley,
Speaker 1: you've already responded, didn't you? Absolutely? He is mine. Got
Speaker 1: this relationship. You hang out, you're ready to take it
Speaker 1: to the next level. And when you say next level,
Speaker 1: you're talking now as its sex. We ain't never been intimate.
Speaker 1: And now it's a problem. Y'all get over to your
Speaker 1: house by yourself. You don't try rubbing up on him
Speaker 1: or touch him in a way to let him know
Speaker 1: that you need a little something something. He always move
Speaker 1: away or he blocks my hand from touching him. Now
Speaker 1: he has a nervous laughing to hear where they let
Speaker 1: her go. He says stuff like, you're crazy girl, you
Speaker 1: play too much? What? Okay? Now, we got to stop
Speaker 1: reading this letter right now, because Houston, we have a
Speaker 1: problem name. But a couple of things can be wrong.
Speaker 1: First of all, let's go with he could possibly just
Speaker 1: be gay, and you know, because you can be a
Speaker 1: gay man, I'm assuming, and a woman can get you aroused,
Speaker 1: I'm assuming. But for you to never want the woman
Speaker 1: or girl you played too much, you crazy? Just maybe
Speaker 1: to do this gay that could be it right now.
Speaker 1: If that's not the case, then here's why I come
Speaker 1: in that. I can't speak about how a person feels
Speaker 1: as a gay man that is trying to have relationship
Speaker 1: with a woman. I don't know anything about it. But
Speaker 1: I can't speak about this man who's knocking your hands
Speaker 1: on talking about girl. You played too much, you crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna save my answer after the b You got
Speaker 1: to be going where I think this I called a cliffhanger, Yeah, cliffhanger.
Speaker 1: When we come back, I'm gonna tell you what I
Speaker 1: think his two problems are, and it's gonna be one
Speaker 1: of these. It's gonna be well, it's gonna be three problems. Okay,
Speaker 1: three problems. He has only three problems. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: you heard it. We'll have part two of Steve's response
Speaker 1: coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's
Speaker 1: Strawberry letters subject he won't let me touch it or
Speaker 1: see it. We'll be back right after this. You're listening,
Speaker 1: all right, Steve, Come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
Speaker 1: Subject he won't let me touch her or see it.
Speaker 1: You said he has three problems this man. This woman
Speaker 1: Peter's relationship with this dude that she's really feeling. If
Speaker 1: he's a great guy, she want to take it to
Speaker 1: the next level. She want to get intimate. But when
Speaker 1: they alone in his place, she'd rubbed up, only touched him,
Speaker 1: let him know she need a little something. He moved away,
Speaker 1: block her hands. Got this nervous laugh. Girl, Are you crazy? Girl?
Speaker 1: Can you stop? You played too much? What now? Before
Speaker 1: the break, I said that he could just simply be
Speaker 1: a gay guy, because you can get a guy rised,
Speaker 1: but he don't want to really have nothing to do
Speaker 1: with you. We could have that, But since I don't
Speaker 1: know nothing about that, and that's not my line of expertise,
Speaker 1: I must go now into what I do know. Why
Speaker 1: is this man blocking her hands? Been two damned years,
Speaker 1: she rubbing up on him, won't him? But he blocking it?
Speaker 1: Yeah my ass? Yeah? Hell now, dance. Could be three
Speaker 1: things wrong with this man, And I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: the three things that could be wrong. Number one, he
Speaker 1: could be suffering from erectile dysfunction. Eed, now you say
Speaker 1: you've seen him get aroused. That can only happen. But
Speaker 1: what happens is you can get aroused, but you can't
Speaker 1: remain arouse. So he know that this little moment right
Speaker 1: here is fleeting. He has a lot of dudes don't
Speaker 1: know nothing about that. Sharley, thank you for saying viagral.
Speaker 1: But a lot of dudes don't know nothing about that.
Speaker 1: And I mean they know about it, but them peels
Speaker 1: is expensive now to get them black market they out there,
Speaker 1: or you go down to the Asian neighborhood. They got
Speaker 1: stuff called black Rhino and black ant do the same thing.
Speaker 1: But you don't know what that is. But it works,
Speaker 1: but you don't know what it is. And you could
Speaker 1: take something tomorrow and just be like about to commit suicide.
Speaker 1: So I don't recommend that. Here's the second thing that
Speaker 1: could be on this gentleman could have what's called a
Speaker 1: penal implant. That's no. But I know dudes with them
Speaker 1: that you have to do something to make it this
Speaker 1: like all that having like a like a Lego set
Speaker 1: or some go go ahead. Its snapped legs, it popped unfoed. No,
Speaker 1: I'm serious, like Tommy for real, I'm just joking about
Speaker 1: the Lego set. But you got penal implants. It's like
Speaker 1: a it's rod they got let me in to have
Speaker 1: rods put in? Man, and I don't know. You gotta
Speaker 1: click a button and the activate but button. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's like a remote control or someone. Yeah, man, go
Speaker 1: around your neck, you know, like medical help or fall
Speaker 1: it can't get up, or you might press the button
Speaker 1: and go poo hey, it's time to get up. You'll
Speaker 1: never know. I don't know how it worked. Here's the
Speaker 1: third thing, right, what he is very very small, Yeah,
Speaker 1: listen to me, very very small. And the fact that
Speaker 1: he don't want you to see it, maybe because it
Speaker 1: ain't nothing to see. The reason you keep rubbing on it.
Speaker 1: It ain't getting done because he knows what you're rubbing
Speaker 1: on that. I got it packed, it's padded right now.
Speaker 1: It really ain't gonna be nothing. That's why he got
Speaker 1: that nervous laughter. And girl, you crazy. Most men will
Speaker 1: let you see it as soon as you want to
Speaker 1: see it, as soon as you graze up. I'm dumb,
Speaker 1: but you want to see what you want to see us.
Speaker 1: I thought you wouldn't go back ted hut. If you
Speaker 1: have your attention, please you. He even comes in up, warning, warning,
Speaker 1: and she's close by what should I do? She's close
Speaker 1: by what should I do? And you have to talk
Speaker 1: him out of stuff because he has a mind of
Speaker 1: his own. And if your man is not participating with
Speaker 1: that other man, it's because it's very very small. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about tik tak wow. But the fact that he's
Speaker 1: edy bitty tick tat Chipman like a like a stick
Speaker 1: of juicy fruit, all right, like a letter at. Steve
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Speaker 1: them cancel their rallies in Ohio and people want President
Speaker 1: Trump to stop shaking hands. We'll talk about it right
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening. Democratic presidential candidates Bernie Sanders and
Speaker 1: Joe Biden abruptly canceled their rallies last night in Cleveland.
Speaker 1: Steve amid concerns over the spread of the new coronavirus
Speaker 1: as public health fears began transforming the twenty twenty race.
Speaker 1: Ohio is a big deal and voters will vote next
Speaker 1: Tuesday as both Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders battle it
Speaker 1: out for Ohios one hundred and thirty six delegates. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: President Trump's campaign says coronavirus concerns have not yet affected
Speaker 1: their plans. But at a White House that's briefing yesterday,
Speaker 1: Vice President Mike Penn said that they'd evaluate future rallies
Speaker 1: on a day to day basis as Trump no damn
Speaker 1: rally surely, yeah, yeah, And and they want him to
Speaker 1: lead by example and stop shaking hands public health officials.
Speaker 1: Now just now, go ahead, Trump, shake them up, shake
Speaker 1: them up, shake everybody ahead, damn on that peril. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: Trump one thing. But he says one thing, the pen
Speaker 1: says something else. They don't. Never they contradict each other.
Speaker 1: Never kind of administration? Is this? Okaykeeper everybody else? As
Speaker 1: the president, you're too busy that you got to appoint
Speaker 1: the vice president to handle this crisis. He said about
Speaker 1: el Pence said, now I'm gonna have Pence handle that.
Speaker 1: He ain't doing nothing. Ain't doing nothing, he said, he
Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do. Ain't doing nothing. Well, what
Speaker 1: is doing this? Yes though, right now, what's going on
Speaker 1: in his office that's bigger than this. Trump was playing
Speaker 1: golf though to day he's trying to act unconcerned, like
Speaker 1: he's not concerned about Joe Biden in the day. It'll
Speaker 1: all be over when it heat up. Business as usual.
Speaker 1: Germs don't do it in warm weather, that's true, show, yeah, y,
Speaker 1: when germs thrive in the heat, when it's hotter. Yeah right, Junior.
Speaker 1: I can't I don't understand. He's really not the smartest
Speaker 1: guy that could has ever been president. I can't tell
Speaker 1: him that. I know he doesn't read. Yeah, he'd be
Speaker 1: like him in a white house. Man. If I get
Speaker 1: in the White House, just as many lies as heat
Speaker 1: and told be a little different for you, Patna. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but i'd be lying over there tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, ain't.
Speaker 1: I'm coming beating around that second? All right? Coming up
Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, Blue Ivory was Blue
Speaker 1: Ivy was star struck by Lebron James. We'll talk about
Speaker 1: who we're star struck to meet at the top of
Speaker 1: the hour right after this. You're listening, so listen when
Speaker 1: Beyonce is your mom and jay Z is your dad?
Speaker 1: Who could possibly make you star struck? Okay, where do
Speaker 1: you go from there? You're already at the top at
Speaker 1: the pinnacle. Well for a little Blue Ivy with her
Speaker 1: little cute self. It was Lebron James. Okay, she got
Speaker 1: a chance to meet her hero at Sundays at Lakers
Speaker 1: Clippers game. She's eight years old. She wanted to sign
Speaker 1: to basketball, but was just really too shy to ask
Speaker 1: how cute? Naturally, she asked her dad to do it,
Speaker 1: but he insisted that she used her own voice. So
Speaker 1: did you see the video go viral? Uh so, here's
Speaker 1: a question for you guys. Have you ever been starstruck
Speaker 1: to meet anyone? I was, Oh yeah, Denzel for me?
Speaker 1: Remember that, Carlos, Oh yeah, we were there together, embarrassing whatever.
Speaker 1: You know. That moment you see that Steve told you
Speaker 1: about was Denzel Hello himself and he needed a break
Speaker 1: after looking at from Mobatta blues and what you want
Speaker 1: from American gangster? Okay, thank you, that's what you. Oh,
Speaker 1: let's talk about when you would star struck yesterday before.
Speaker 1: Let's not bring it bringing it up. Well, we're listening,
Speaker 1: we're waiting because Junior gotta tell us his come Hallett Berry. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's it. What did you do when you saw her
Speaker 1: on the plane? I got I got on the plane.
Speaker 1: I was the first one on the plane. And I thought,
Speaker 1: I thought I was the first one on the plane.
Speaker 1: I put my bag up, and then I just felt
Speaker 1: somebody was already on the plane. I turned around and
Speaker 1: it was halle Berry and I turned Group one sheet
Speaker 1: on board with big Group zero pot already on the plane.
Speaker 1: She turned back and start talking to myself up, I said,
Speaker 1: oh my god, yes, a dude. Y'all got up in
Speaker 1: my seat up against the window and kept looking at
Speaker 1: the window like something's wrong with me. It was, And
Speaker 1: every time every time I turn around and look at it,
Speaker 1: he will be waving at me. He wave. I remember, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is all right here, all right, come on, who
Speaker 1: is yours? I mean, I'm shamed to tell y'all this,
Speaker 1: But just like I was about den Zail, that's how
Speaker 1: I was about Magic Johnson. Oh yeah, I saw magic.
Speaker 1: I couldn't stop cheating. I swear, get about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said, what's up? Julia? I said, you know me?
Speaker 1: I said, Julie listened every morning. What you know me? Magic?
Speaker 1: I said, Magic? How do you do this? How do
Speaker 1: you make people just smile by walking in the room?
Speaker 1: But it is magic? Yeah, he's Carron word. Let me
Speaker 1: just tell you this. If I ever have the opportunity
Speaker 1: to meet I can't know you know, you know I
Speaker 1: love him. I would take you out in my car
Speaker 1: along the coast. What I wish my friend could see
Speaker 1: us together, Sherley Andy Defra, Yes, okay, did your Clark?
Speaker 1: Did you Clark look at her? Oh? Good? A request?
Speaker 1: You don't trained off the door to enemy him? Who
Speaker 1: is to call me back? Then? I don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do if I ever meet him? Do the
Speaker 1: school song? Oh? When from that? All? This is the
Speaker 1: school zone? I want. I love you. Morgan Freeman coming
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Speaker 1: Big Big day for Joe Biden. He won Michigan, he
Speaker 1: won Missouri and Mississippi in the delegate race. Last night, well,
Speaker 1: while campaigning in Detroit, Steve Joe Biden met with auto workers. Now,
Speaker 1: one autoworker claimed that Joe Biden is against the Second Amendment.
Speaker 1: You know that when the right to bear arms. Joe
Speaker 1: had a clapback for him. Though, take a listen, getting
Speaker 1: the univot when they're in a large portion of the
Speaker 1: union workers, there are gun enthusiasts, and you are, after
Speaker 1: the trying to diminish your Second amnt of right and
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Speaker 1: Second Amendment, Second Amendment, just like right now, yo, fire,
Speaker 1: that's not free speech. And from the very beginning, I
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Speaker 1: My son's hunt. Guess what you're not allowed to own anywhap.
Speaker 1: I'm not taking your gun away at all. You need
Speaker 1: one hundred rounds. And when I did not say that,
Speaker 1: that's not I did not say video. It's a viral
Speaker 1: video like the other ones are putting out that your voice,
Speaker 1: you said that you're taking the gun. He just clarified.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, take ther, you're aar
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Speaker 1: I'm talking about Donald Trump. This is needs to be
Speaker 1: on stage with Donald Trump. Now, they all say that
Speaker 1: Joe Biden is a good debater. He's not a good debater,
Speaker 1: but Donald Trump isn't. Ether No, Donald's not a good anything.
Speaker 1: Donald's not a good debater. What he is really good
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Speaker 1: Joe Biden has a great track record. He has something
Speaker 1: to say, and he'll talk back to him the way
Speaker 1: that he needs to be talked to you, because you
Speaker 1: need somebody that might accidentally cuss, yeah, or just cuss
Speaker 1: on purpose. You're free to vote whoever you want to
Speaker 1: vote for. I'm just giving you my opinion. But that's all.
Speaker 1: The reason I would vote for Biden is because I
Speaker 1: think he gives us the best chance to beat Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: That's the reason Bernie saying they're gonna running. See we
Speaker 1: at the point now what we gotta thinking about who's
Speaker 1: the most electable candidate? Because let me speak, Can I
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Speaker 1: so much money on healthcare. Coming up, our last break
Speaker 1: of the day and some closing remarks from the one
Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey at forty nine minutes after right
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening all right here we are last
Speaker 1: break of the day. You know what time it is.
Speaker 1: It is time for Steve's very insightful clothes in remarks. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know today, I want to just this is real simple.
Speaker 1: This is probably gonna be my most my most just
Speaker 1: grassroots attack of a situation that I've ever used, because
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna put it into story form. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna put it into centers form. I'm gonna just let
Speaker 1: you pick how you want to look at it. Procrastination
Speaker 1: it's one of the big killers of the dream. Procrastination
Speaker 1: is one of the great killers of the goal. Procrastination
Speaker 1: it's one of the great killers of success because you
Speaker 1: never ever start, you cannot a sure failure. More so
Speaker 1: than by not starting procrastination, everybody won't it. Want to
Speaker 1: pick the perfect time to start. Want to make sure
Speaker 1: all the ducks lined up in a row. I want
Speaker 1: to make sure, man, that everybody is in order. You
Speaker 1: got an all out before you start. You're never gonna start,
Speaker 1: You're never gonna win, You're never gonna be successful. Here's
Speaker 1: a list of words that's meant to encourage you so
Speaker 1: you can stop procrastinating. Attack. If you want to succeed,
Speaker 1: you have to attack. Kill it. You gotta go after
Speaker 1: it out there. You got to kill it. You got
Speaker 1: to be about it. Man. Here's another one. Get at it.
Speaker 1: Pick whichever one of these floats your boat. Get at it.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get you all to stop procrastinating. Now
Speaker 1: is the time. Don't delay, get at it, kill it, attack,
Speaker 1: knock it out the park, knock it out the park.
Speaker 1: Let's go. Let's go, man, let's go, Come on now,
Speaker 1: just come on now. What you're waiting on? What you're
Speaker 1: waiting on? Man? Stop tripping, because when you trip, you
Speaker 1: cause yourself to delay. You tripping. Stop tripping. What you're
Speaker 1: waiting for, Get at it, attack, kill it, don't delay,
Speaker 1: knock it out the park. What you're waiting for? Stop tripping?
Speaker 1: Come on now, let's go attack, get at it. Pick
Speaker 1: any one of them you want, but stop procrastinating. The
Speaker 1: best time is right now start it today. You're tripping. Man,
Speaker 1: You tripping, You can't. It won't come to you less
Speaker 1: you go get it. It's not gonna happen unless you
Speaker 1: get with it. It's nothing is gonna happen unless you
Speaker 1: start it. Please do not tie your success to somebody
Speaker 1: else showing up. Oh man, Because suppose they procrastinate, Suppose
Speaker 1: they have step, Suppose something happened to them. Suppose they
Speaker 1: give you that unacceptable excuse. Because excuses are only good
Speaker 1: for the person that provides them. It does you no good.
Speaker 1: So why would you give them to yourself? What is
Speaker 1: your reason for not going after what it is you
Speaker 1: want to go for to date? What's stopping you from
Speaker 1: starting the process today? Oh oh, you don't have all
Speaker 1: your ducks lined up in a row. You don't see
Speaker 1: how you can get to the finish line. You haven't
Speaker 1: figured out each and every step, So you think that
Speaker 1: you can sit there and map out success from start
Speaker 1: to finish, and it'll happen. I have news for you.
Speaker 1: You can't. You just gotta get started. Stop procrastinate, y'all.
Speaker 1: Get at it, Attack it, kill it, don't delay, Knock
Speaker 1: it out the park. What you're waiting for? Stop tripping?
Speaker 1: Come on, man, let's go do something now. That's the
Speaker 1: best thing I can give you. Now. You pick whatever
Speaker 1: one of those you need that floats your boat today
Speaker 1: and get at it. But if you don't start today,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have that same excuse for not starting tomorrow.
Speaker 1: And once you get comfortable making excuses, you become really
Speaker 1: good at it. And then after a while the excuses
Speaker 1: just become justification and once you can justify, oh, it's
Speaker 1: all makes sense now, don't it. That's the danger of procrastination.
Speaker 1: It allows you to justify why you haven't done it,
Speaker 1: and if you can justify it sounds a lot better
Speaker 1: than it. It's raining today. I ain't going down there
Speaker 1: to day. Man, it's raining. I'm gonna start working out tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start eating better next week. You know how
Speaker 1: many times next week ain't gonna get him? How about? Now,
Speaker 1: that's my clothing. Mom, that's it all right, get at
Speaker 1: it all right. I'm going to get that something today
Speaker 1: soon as soon we get off the air. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just I talked myself into something else just right now.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go get at it. Man. What you're waiting for?
Speaker 1: You trip it trip take us. That's why she picked
Speaker 1: the one you like. Man. All right, y'all, y'all have
Speaker 1: a great weekend. Why put off for this weekend? You
Speaker 1: could do it right now. That's right, Shirley, you just
Speaker 1: heard that. I just heard I got it. Why y'all
Speaker 1: waiting on this weekend and have yourself a good weekend?
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