Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time of
Speaker 1: y'all don't know, y'all a suit looking back then giving
Speaker 1: them like a million bucks things and its not true.
Speaker 1: Good Steve listening to the mother, I don't joining you
Speaker 1: gotta use that turn ing going. You gotta turn to
Speaker 1: turn them out. Turn, got to turn them out, then
Speaker 1: turn the water the water. Come come on your baby,
Speaker 1: uh huh. I shall will a good morning everybody. Y'all
Speaker 1: listening to the voice, come on dig me now, one
Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Yeah, I'll do. Man,
Speaker 1: God is good. Hey today, I just want to get
Speaker 1: right to it because this has really been pressing me.
Speaker 1: I woke up and this was on my mind and
Speaker 1: I wanted to share it with you because I know
Speaker 1: this for a fact. See I've lived this for a fact.
Speaker 1: And you know the majority of things I talk about
Speaker 1: in the morning before we get started with the regular show.
Speaker 1: It's something that I've experienced. I can only tell you
Speaker 1: what I know. And so I've really really understood why
Speaker 1: God has had my life go the way that is gone,
Speaker 1: because if I didn't have all these tests in my life,
Speaker 1: I didn't have all these tests that I passed all
Speaker 1: these tests that I failed. If I didn't have all
Speaker 1: of those the good and the bad, what could I
Speaker 1: share with you in the morning? What could I tell
Speaker 1: you about hanging? What could I tell you about failing
Speaker 1: and then winning? What could I tell you about hanging
Speaker 1: in now when all hope was gone? How could I
Speaker 1: share that with you? Unless I've had those moments myself.
Speaker 1: I don't care what happens to you. I don't care
Speaker 1: what you're going through. Don't you dare dare give up?
Speaker 1: Under no circumstances. Don't you dare dare ever give up?
Speaker 1: It is the biggest trick that the enemy has is
Speaker 1: making us think we ain't gonna make it, to water
Speaker 1: down the illusion that there is a possibility that you
Speaker 1: might still have a chance to get over. The biggest
Speaker 1: trick he uses is when you make a mistake and
Speaker 1: you fall. He gets you to start to thinking it's final,
Speaker 1: that there is no resurrection, there is no redemption, there
Speaker 1: is no recovery. He just makes you think it's final.
Speaker 1: He is the master deceiver. Don't you dare dare ever
Speaker 1: give up? I don't care what besets you, befalls you,
Speaker 1: trips you up what circumstantial situations may arise. Don't you
Speaker 1: dare dare ever give up? Because listen to me, these
Speaker 1: are tests that you are going through. And these tests,
Speaker 1: whether you pass the test or the appears that you've
Speaker 1: failed the test, the test accomplishes the mission if you're
Speaker 1: smart about it. If you pass the test. Let's say
Speaker 1: you're going through a situation and you get over and
Speaker 1: it goes the way you want it to do, then
Speaker 1: what you've learned is if you hang in there, there's
Speaker 1: a light at the end of the tunnel. Okay, mission accomplished.
Speaker 1: If you fail the test and it doesn't go the
Speaker 1: way you want it and it goes there opposite and
Speaker 1: it turns out into a negative result, and in response
Speaker 1: you were looking for is a no. That's not final.
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean it's over, that doesn't mean it's time
Speaker 1: to turn back. It simply means that now you have
Speaker 1: learned a valuable experience, you have learned a valuable lesson.
Speaker 1: You now know what not to do. You are now
Speaker 1: because you know what not to do, another step closer
Speaker 1: to getting it right. Listen to me, it has to
Speaker 1: happen this way. You have to have the rain in
Speaker 1: your life. To get the flowers in your life, you
Speaker 1: got to have the darkness in your life to appreciate
Speaker 1: the sunshine in your life. You got to have woes
Speaker 1: and worries to appreciate the joys. It is merely a test.
Speaker 1: So when you get through failing, and you get through stumbling,
Speaker 1: and you get through messing it up, all that's getting
Speaker 1: you one step closer to getting it right. Oh, my
Speaker 1: relationship ended. I'll never be able to find another person
Speaker 1: like that. Not only will you not be able will
Speaker 1: not only will you be able to find a person
Speaker 1: like that, you can find a person that far better
Speaker 1: than that if you don't give up. But see, sometimes
Speaker 1: you got to go through the bad ones to get
Speaker 1: to the good ones. Don't you? Dare? Dare ever give up?
Speaker 1: I don't care what happens to you if you lose
Speaker 1: a love one. And Lord knows, I've lost some people
Speaker 1: I've loved dearly with every inch in me. I've lost
Speaker 1: my mother, my father, my brother, and my best friend.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I know people who have lost their children. Goodness, man,
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine that, but they kept on going.
Speaker 1: What you're giving up for? Oh? I got you miss them?
Speaker 1: And I got you grieving, but I got news for you.
Speaker 1: Don't you let the devil make you think it's over
Speaker 1: for you because somebody else ain't still here. It was
Speaker 1: their time. Now. I'm not trying to lessen to blow
Speaker 1: for you, but I'm trying to get you up on
Speaker 1: your feet so you can stop all this old woe
Speaker 1: is me because the things is happening to you. You're
Speaker 1: not the first person that's happened to Come on, now,
Speaker 1: let's get a grip. Let's wrap your mind around this thing.
Speaker 1: You have got to move forward, if it's just in
Speaker 1: memory of those people. I was on one of the
Speaker 1: commercial breaks on Family Feud the other day and somebody
Speaker 1: asked me something and I forgot the question, but my
Speaker 1: answer was, I always wanted my mother and father to
Speaker 1: be proud of me, and in that absence and their demise,
Speaker 1: I'm hoping, just somehow man that they watching me, that
Speaker 1: they see their boy, that I'm down here, that I'm
Speaker 1: doing better, that I'm making something about myself, that I'm
Speaker 1: loving my wife, that I'm taking care of my kids.
Speaker 1: To at my old man to see that about me.
Speaker 1: You know, I want my mother to see I'm trying
Speaker 1: to give my life together over here, you know, saying
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be a better person. My mom was
Speaker 1: a Sunday school teacher for forty years. She'd been praying
Speaker 1: for me for a long time. I just hope, man,
Speaker 1: and that's all I'm doing. It's just hoping that they
Speaker 1: see me so they cain't be proud of me. See you, you, you,
Speaker 1: you you. You got to understand that when you make
Speaker 1: these mistakes, that when you fall and stumble and you
Speaker 1: get it all so wrong, it ain't over for you.
Speaker 1: Don't you dare dare dare ever? Give up? Don't stop thinking, man,
Speaker 1: because it ain't happening just the way you wanted to
Speaker 1: that it ain't meant to be devil. He got so
Speaker 1: many tricks to deceive you. You know why you're being
Speaker 1: tested right now, because there is no testimony without the test.
Speaker 1: You got to go through something. It's all good man
Speaker 1: telling you. I just wanted to share that with you.
Speaker 1: Don't you give up out there. I don't care what's happening.
Speaker 1: Don't don't, don't don't get deceived. The victory's coming, but
Speaker 1: you ain't gonna get it if you quit. Hang on, y'all,
Speaker 1: you're listening, ladies and gentlemen, Without a doubt, you are
Speaker 1: now in the midst of it. The baddest morning show
Speaker 1: on planet Earth, barred none, the most entertaining, the funniest
Speaker 1: people in all of morning radio. There is none. It
Speaker 1: can't be. It's impossible. This show is comprised of radio
Speaker 1: personalities that have been in the business over twenty five years.
Speaker 1: This show is comprised of people who have gone to
Speaker 1: school for production in radio. And this show is comprised
Speaker 1: of foul foods who have dedicated their lives to the uplifted,
Speaker 1: edification and laughter of the masses. Ladies and gentlemen. This
Speaker 1: is the damn Steve Harvey Morning Show. Get your mind
Speaker 1: right because this is it. Prepare yourself. The virus is hill.
Speaker 1: What's that you got, Shirley Strawberry, Steve love us some radio,
Speaker 1: Yes we do here call it for real, Good morning.
Speaker 1: What's up crew? The two thousand, nine hundred and ninety
Speaker 1: eighth wonder of the world. That damn junior boy kill
Speaker 1: straight more than everybody. The virus is here and it's us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: ain't don't care for us, Ladies and gentlemen. Food number
Speaker 1: two not the goel the virus is here, not the
Speaker 1: gol de virus is here. I don't appreciate that. All right,
Speaker 1: I got a joke. I'm gonna read to you. Somebody
Speaker 1: sent up to sorry paid food. What's happening? All right?
Speaker 1: All right? This is this is a clean joke that
Speaker 1: anybody can tell. That was his airplane, and it had
Speaker 1: five passengers on it, and old board was Donald Trump
Speaker 1: and Pope, doctor Anthony Fossey, Hillary Clinton and a ten
Speaker 1: year old school girl. The plane is about to crash
Speaker 1: and there's only faux pass shoots five people faux passhut.
Speaker 1: Doctor Fosse said, I need one because I got to
Speaker 1: go help develop a cure for the global health crisis
Speaker 1: that is COVID nineteen. So he takes one and heat jump.
Speaker 1: The Pope said I need one because I got to
Speaker 1: go help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis
Speaker 1: that is COVID nineteen. So he take one and jump. Agreed.
Speaker 1: Then Trump said I need one because I'm the smartest
Speaker 1: man in the US eight So he takes one and
Speaker 1: he jumps. So Hillary turns to the ten year old
Speaker 1: and said, you can have the last pass shoes. I
Speaker 1: believe my life yours is only started. The ten year
Speaker 1: old said, don't worry, there's two pass shoes left because
Speaker 1: the smartest man in the USA just took my backpack.
Speaker 1: I love it all right, Steve, thank you for that.
Speaker 1: We needed that laugh this morning to kick it off.
Speaker 1: Coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, the
Speaker 1: President says, we have to get back to work. That's
Speaker 1: coming up right after this. You're listening morning show, well, Steve.
Speaker 1: During yesterday's news conference, President Trump said, we have got
Speaker 1: to get back to work quickly. Take a listen to this.
Speaker 1: We have to get back to work. Our people want
Speaker 1: to work, they want to go back. They have to
Speaker 1: go back. And we're gonna be talking about dates. We're
Speaker 1: gonna be talking with a lot of great professionals. But
Speaker 1: this is a country that was built on getting it done,
Speaker 1: and our people want to go back to work. I'm hearing.
Speaker 1: I'm hearing it loud and clear from everybody. What I think.
Speaker 1: I think the thing that we want most is, and
Speaker 1: I think I can speak for the majority of people,
Speaker 1: we want a solution to this major crisis and problem.
Speaker 1: We want a solution. We want to feel safe. We
Speaker 1: want you all who have passed this two trillion dollars
Speaker 1: stimulus instead of giving it to big companies so they
Speaker 1: can stay alive and you'll still have your economy together.
Speaker 1: We need this trilion dot trillion. We need a trillion
Speaker 1: of the trillion to take care of this virus because
Speaker 1: we ain't gonna handle We ain't gonna handlebody to go
Speaker 1: back to work if we don't fix this. See. But
Speaker 1: let me tell y'all something. If they took a trillion
Speaker 1: to fight this problem, man, this thing could get handled
Speaker 1: a trillion dollars, but they did. That's not what the
Speaker 1: trillion is doing. Man, It's not what it's doing. And
Speaker 1: there's two trillion and a trillion of it is not
Speaker 1: to get people safe and healthy. Again, that's the sad part,
Speaker 1: and that's the sad state of our country is in man.
Speaker 1: And I hate to tell you this, but we just
Speaker 1: happen to care more about money over here than we
Speaker 1: do the safety and the welfare of all the people.
Speaker 1: The most important thing is not to get people back
Speaker 1: to work. The most important thing is to make these
Speaker 1: people around the world globally feel self because we gotta
Speaker 1: get this fixed, man, right and Steve, that's how you feel,
Speaker 1: and those are your thoughts. And you know Jay has
Speaker 1: some thoughts too. Those are great thoughts, those are excellent thoughts.
Speaker 1: That's what is that. What I'm here is to tell
Speaker 1: the president it ain't gonna happen by Easter. That's damn.
Speaker 1: We are not. We are not. In fact, I think
Speaker 1: we could skip Easter. And here's why we've been praying
Speaker 1: a lot, like a lot. Everybody's been praying, praying that
Speaker 1: your ass ain't president when we had the selection, so
Speaker 1: we might be good on prayer, might be caught up.
Speaker 1: And and I say, if we do have the celet's
Speaker 1: treat him like we do a Easter egg hunt. Here's
Speaker 1: what we do. We hide Trump's ass and see who'll
Speaker 1: go look for him. Won't tell nobody where he is.
Speaker 1: Don't get the orange egg at all. Other thing. Easter
Speaker 1: is not gonna happen. But the Bible does say what
Speaker 1: three or more gathered? So that's church right there. If
Speaker 1: you got four people in your house, you could you
Speaker 1: got the church. And and here's another one though this
Speaker 1: is a big one, very big. The Pope canceled Easter
Speaker 1: like weeks ago. So when the Pope speak, so who
Speaker 1: are you gonna listen? To Trump, we ain't been the church.
Speaker 1: Ain't then the church in a bunch of damn Easter.
Speaker 1: But the pope, and when the pope, when the pope
Speaker 1: you stand over that, you know, to that window, when
Speaker 1: you come into that window, and he said these out
Speaker 1: of the word. It's not going to have it. We're
Speaker 1: not going to have easter, um man. And then as
Speaker 1: it it's over with, you can't retract that. You can't.
Speaker 1: You can't retract that. And one thing about the coronavirus
Speaker 1: that I kind of liked. It made it possible for
Speaker 1: you to go in the bank with a mask on
Speaker 1: and nobody won't see it. Damn Jake. What they're gonna say, Well,
Speaker 1: what do he looked like? He had a mask on? Sir, sir,
Speaker 1: everybody had a mask all the day. Afford to tell us,
Speaker 1: got old man talking to I don't know who he's talking.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna have anybody. No, no, yeah, I want to,
Speaker 1: I want, I want. I want the churches to be
Speaker 1: filled with beautiful It's like doctor, she said, the virus
Speaker 1: is going to determine the time go back to work.
Speaker 1: And that's what's going to determine it. Not just because
Speaker 1: you think it's a nice day to Easter is cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got that part of it. But you have to
Speaker 1: make sure you know the virus is under control and
Speaker 1: it won't be by that time. Yeah, we talk about
Speaker 1: back to work. He talked about going back to work
Speaker 1: next to a chart that got more numbers on it.
Speaker 1: You know the other thing. Union, You think you're gonna
Speaker 1: get people back to work after you send him a check?
Speaker 1: Not the word. Yeah, but people do want to get
Speaker 1: back to work. Yeah, they do. They really do want
Speaker 1: to go and they want to work. I mean when
Speaker 1: it's time, people want to leave their house. I mean
Speaker 1: we're thankful that we get to do this because this
Speaker 1: this is such a release to get to talk to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: these kids back to Yeah what what ca? Let me
Speaker 1: tell you something. Come on, I tried to help with
Speaker 1: the homework else Today I have now officially been named
Speaker 1: the pe teacher. Don't you try to help nobody else
Speaker 1: with no homework? You the pe teacher From this point on,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you I am not smarter than a sixth grader.
Speaker 1: Sure that book is. It's different like you long time
Speaker 1: when your grandchild, grand daddy, you can't spell? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I've known that for a lot. You got it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then Tommy told us a long time ago that
Speaker 1: they don't carry the one anymore in math. Remember that
Speaker 1: ain't just math. Shirley is signing social studies. My little
Speaker 1: girl say where we're telling it too, what the hell
Speaker 1: you do with it? But then you go off on
Speaker 1: the child because you don't know what you are you listening?
Speaker 1: What do you what they say in the clays You
Speaker 1: was there my grandkids on FaceTime today They said, Papa,
Speaker 1: can you help us with our homework? I said, I
Speaker 1: ain't you? Daddy? Coming up next, the nephew in the
Speaker 1: building to run that break back. Right after this. You're
Speaker 1: listening to st Morning Show. Coming up at the top
Speaker 1: of the hour, our very special guest, doctor Jackie Walters
Speaker 1: will be in the building. Our brand new book, The
Speaker 1: Queen Be The Queen b is available everywhere. She'll be
Speaker 1: here to talk to us about intimacy during this quarantine.
Speaker 1: And the nephew in the building right now to run
Speaker 1: that prank back. What you got for us, Neff, I
Speaker 1: have a law alert, Shirley. It's alarm alert, that's what
Speaker 1: it is. Alam alert. Lessons Loving everybody got an alarm
Speaker 1: all your laws always go off, you know, from time
Speaker 1: and time. This an ALAM alert. Let's see what we
Speaker 1: got got, Doe. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach the
Speaker 1: nise please. Yeah, this is Denise. Hi, Denise, this is Tony.
Speaker 1: I'm calling security. I've got an alarm that we've got
Speaker 1: an alarm that's gone off on you guys. Property is
Speaker 1: all right, are you guys? We're just checking before we
Speaker 1: send authorities our is everything? Okay? Then maybe someone trip
Speaker 1: the alarm? Oh my gosh, No, I'm at work. I'm
Speaker 1: at work right now. I'm not home. Okay. Do you
Speaker 1: have a tet or dog or anything that could actually
Speaker 1: trip the alone? No, No, that's strange. It never goes
Speaker 1: off like that. I'm nervous. Okay, give you a second.
Speaker 1: We've got a call into the neighborhood security that actually
Speaker 1: are en route to the property, and they were going
Speaker 1: to give us some information before we actually sent sent
Speaker 1: the police officers out, unless you would like for me
Speaker 1: to send them out now. But yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: you should send the police. I mean, if I'm not
Speaker 1: home and nobody's home and my alarms going off and
Speaker 1: it never goes off that, I'm worried. Okay, hang on
Speaker 1: one second. This is neighborhood security calling the Hang on
Speaker 1: one second. I'll be right back to you. Okay, Denice,
Speaker 1: are you there, Yes, yes, yes, I'm here. They have
Speaker 1: they're out there at the property, the neighborhood security. Do
Speaker 1: you there is a black guy there is on your premise?
Speaker 1: Are you familiar with who that might be? Well, I
Speaker 1: mean my husband's black, but he should be at work
Speaker 1: right now. Okay, oh, definitely, okay, and you probably would
Speaker 1: have texted me if you know the alarm was going off. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, do you have any other black male friends?
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Do you have any other Do you have
Speaker 1: any other black male friends that might be at the house.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it's a very weird question. I mean
Speaker 1: I have black friends, yes, but I don't think they
Speaker 1: would be in my house. Okay, Well, I mean should
Speaker 1: we just assume that this is your husband? What do
Speaker 1: you think? I I mean, what would you like to work?
Speaker 1: I mean, what how tall is this person? My husband's
Speaker 1: six on? Hold on one second. Let me go back
Speaker 1: to the scurry from the neighborhood. I ain't one second
Speaker 1: know somebody's in my alarms going off. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, Denise, yes, okay, they have. The black
Speaker 1: guy that they're looking at is about five foot and
Speaker 1: maybe late twenties. How old is your husband? No, my
Speaker 1: husband is I just told you that my husband's not there.
Speaker 1: He would have texted me or called me and told
Speaker 1: me that he accidentally set the alarm off. And I'm
Speaker 1: actually going to text him. I mean, this is crazy.
Speaker 1: I should probably call him. Okay, you do realize if
Speaker 1: we send you do realize if we send the authorities
Speaker 1: out and this is a false call, that you're gonna
Speaker 1: get charged for that. You do know that, right, a
Speaker 1: false call. You just said somebody's in my house and
Speaker 1: it's not me or my husband. You're saying your husband's black,
Speaker 1: and then there's a black guy there. I mean they
Speaker 1: probably know each other, right, Are you kidding me? What
Speaker 1: kind of question is that way? Because they're both black.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to save you some money, ma'am. I
Speaker 1: don't want to send out police officers when they get
Speaker 1: there and then all of a sudden, your husband knows
Speaker 1: the black guy, or he's he's a relative or something.
Speaker 1: I mean, do they I mean, you know, do you
Speaker 1: want to call what do you think? This is really offensive?
Speaker 1: And and I don't understand. If I'm telling you that
Speaker 1: I don't know who the person is in my house,
Speaker 1: that means sends the police. I mean, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: They're calling back neighborhoods. Just hold on one second. Neighborhood
Speaker 1: security is calling back here. Oh my god, this is ridiculous. Okay, Denise,
Speaker 1: Now the security in the neighborhood. They're telling me that
Speaker 1: this guy just drove out of the garage and a
Speaker 1: white pickup. Do you do you guys have a white pickup? Yes,
Speaker 1: we do. So this guy just pulled out of your
Speaker 1: your your garage and a white pickup. Well, I have
Speaker 1: my car at work and my husband has his car
Speaker 1: that's like the truck that he uses on the weekends
Speaker 1: for like construction and stuff. So that means somebody just
Speaker 1: stole our car. I can't believe this is happening. You
Speaker 1: are watching somebody in my house and you you basically
Speaker 1: watched them steal my truck. Well, well, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: ahead and now and get the police to go over. Okay,
Speaker 1: why are you going to send them? Now? He probably
Speaker 1: took all my in my house. I mean the police
Speaker 1: get there, There's not gonna be anything left in my house.
Speaker 1: Probably set the back of the truck. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: doing the best I can. I'm trying to help you
Speaker 1: with you is going to do with me now. I mean,
Speaker 1: the whole time you've been talking to me, he's been
Speaker 1: cleaning up my house out and stealing. Well, how did
Speaker 1: you get in your house? I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: know this guy. You're okay, I'm just asking him how
Speaker 1: because somebody gave her house, did you leave something open?
Speaker 1: What did you go? Hey, listen, you would know because
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have been able to set my alarm this morning.
Speaker 1: If something was open, it would beef and it wouldn't
Speaker 1: let me set the alarm. And the fact that you're
Speaker 1: in terror eating me when somebody's robbing my house. You
Speaker 1: need to do your job. I need to call my husband.
Speaker 1: You're wasting my time. I mean, by the time the
Speaker 1: police get there, it's gonna be tomorrow. So you're gonna
Speaker 1: so you're gonna call Darrel now, I'm sorry, you're gonna
Speaker 1: call Darrel? Now? How do you know my husband's name? Denise?
Speaker 1: This is nephew telling me from the Steve Harvey more
Speaker 1: to show your husband. Darrel got me through prank phone coffee.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was gonna come down there and
Speaker 1: right nobody stole your truck, nobody's at your house. Your
Speaker 1: alarm is fine, everything is good. But Darrel told me said,
Speaker 1: we gotta get my wife. We gotta get a good
Speaker 1: that's so did we get you? Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: was sweating. I was so angry. I was sweating over here.
Speaker 1: All right, so tell me this. What is the baddest
Speaker 1: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
Speaker 1: So Steve Harvey Morning Show, And now you have it
Speaker 1: Alert Lord, crazy man, King of Franks. So cool. But no, no,
Speaker 1: come on play that one more time, Jake, what is
Speaker 1: it for? No? No spell it? Hey no? And oh
Speaker 1: m oh no, hey you he but no, he's brilliant.
Speaker 1: Hanging the Jordan he real kids, getten to the show.
Speaker 1: You don't think you after after they heard the show,
Speaker 1: you don't think I would be the hero after that?
Speaker 1: You're spelling h Coming up at the top of the hour,
Speaker 1: we'll have some entertainment and national news right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the String show coming up in about
Speaker 1: twenty minutes, Doctor Jackie Walters, the author of the book
Speaker 1: The Queen v will be with us to talk about
Speaker 1: intimacy during these quarantine times. And uh yeah, also time
Speaker 1: now for tell me something good. It's good news. Drew Brees,
Speaker 1: the quarterback for the New New Orleans Saints, announced Thursday
Speaker 1: that he and his wife would donate five million dollars
Speaker 1: to coronavirus relief efforts in the state of Louisiana. And
Speaker 1: there yes, yes, yeah, Also some good news from the Kardashians.
Speaker 1: Kylie Jenner made a million dollar donation to the Los
Speaker 1: Angeles area hospitals. The money will go to mass face
Speaker 1: shields and other protective gear for the healthcare workers. The
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson estate is also donating that. Yeah, they're making
Speaker 1: a three hundred thousand dollars donation to coronavirus response efforts
Speaker 1: to help three communities that have been severely impacted by
Speaker 1: the coronavirus. And we're going to switch gears now, So
Speaker 1: thank you to those estates and the people who are donating.
Speaker 1: Switching gears now and other entertainment news. R Kelly wants
Speaker 1: to be released from jail pending his trial. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: this comes as no surprise though, pending his trial in
Speaker 1: Illinois federal court because of his fear. He's saying that
Speaker 1: he might contract COVID nineteen. Robert wants to be released. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know it is it is a threat
Speaker 1: in the prisons. You're right, Jay, Robert. Robert wants to
Speaker 1: be un bond, Yeah, saying he's willing to wear electronic
Speaker 1: monitoring Okay, the nerve. Yeah. He wants to live with
Speaker 1: his girlfriendly Savage of course. Yeah. Well what do you
Speaker 1: guys think? What you think he should fly? Don't he
Speaker 1: think he can fly? Fy? Robert? Well, I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: a lot of inmates are gonna be released. I haven't
Speaker 1: heard anything in the Chicago area, but I know Rickers
Speaker 1: has to do something because they've had a lot of
Speaker 1: cases there and I think they're gonna They're doing something
Speaker 1: in the La County jail systems too. But you know, look, man,
Speaker 1: prison prisoners are people too, and whatever most of them
Speaker 1: have done that. It's not a death sentence for him
Speaker 1: now as far as he go, I don't know what
Speaker 1: they're gonna do. I think that's gonna fall on deaf
Speaker 1: ears because everybody want to get out. Yeah, Bill Cosby,
Speaker 1: we talked about him yesterday. Yeah, uh huh, there's people
Speaker 1: trying to get him out. Robert gonna have to sit
Speaker 1: down though, Yeah, Robin, Robin's not down. Yeah. And the
Speaker 1: people that too, I'm with you that. Yeah. The people
Speaker 1: they're letting letting out have been uh there, they haven't
Speaker 1: been charged with any serious crimes, you know. And Sugar
Speaker 1: Knight before you even asked, don't ask okay, just don't
Speaker 1: ask any You can do that joke now I'm telling me.
Speaker 1: And don't wear anybody. Man. Ain't nobody looking for you.
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody because yeah, I don't think let yeah, like
Speaker 1: y'all say, the serious crimes stop, Yeah, sug Knight, isn't
Speaker 1: there from murder on video? I consider R Kelly a
Speaker 1: serious crime too? So I sure, yeah, okay, Robert, Robert,
Speaker 1: stop you're not okay, stop singing, all right, sen you
Speaker 1: some music next. You're gonna have to ride this out,
Speaker 1: all right, Steve, Time to switch gears and ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: miss a and trip, thank you, Thank you, guys. This
Speaker 1: is entered for the news. United States now has the
Speaker 1: dubious distinction of leading the world in the number of
Speaker 1: confirmed coronavirus cases that's right. As of yesterday, there are
Speaker 1: now eighty two, three hundred and twenty one people known
Speaker 1: to have been infected by COVID nineteen in this country,
Speaker 1: with more than one thousand deaths. That's more cases than China, Italy,
Speaker 1: or any other country. Scientists say Americans are in the
Speaker 1: predicament therein thanks to some serious missteps like failing to
Speaker 1: take the pandemic seriously. First of all, a deeply flawed
Speaker 1: effort to provide enough testing early on, and a shortage
Speaker 1: of masks and other protective gear and a shortage of
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Speaker 1: the largest number of COVID nineteen infections in the country,
Speaker 1: more than thirty seven thousand, so the governor there, Andrew Cuomo,
Speaker 1: says that's why New York is so focused on making
Speaker 1: sure there are enough hospital beds. Little reality, keep the
Speaker 1: curve down as low as you can, but you cannot
Speaker 1: get the curve down low enough so that you don't
Speaker 1: overwhelm the hospital capacity. Alomo says that at least one
Speaker 1: new one thousand bed facilities being readied in each of
Speaker 1: New York City's five boroughs to address a critical shortage.
Speaker 1: Clomo says, until they have the machines that the state
Speaker 1: has approved the use of one ventilator for two people,
Speaker 1: we're still shopping four ventilators all across the country. We
Speaker 1: need more. We have approved the technology that allows one
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Speaker 1: not ideal, but we believe it's workable. We're also converting
Speaker 1: anesthesia machines. We have a couple of thousand anaesthesia machines
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Speaker 1: President Trump says federal officials are developing guidelines to rake
Speaker 1: counties all over the country by their COVID nineteen infection risk,
Speaker 1: whether high, medium, or low risk. In a letter to
Speaker 1: the nation's governors, Trump says the new guidelines are meant
Speaker 1: to enable state and local leaders to make decisions about
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Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening, hey,
Speaker 1: listen to everybody. The good doctors back with us today.
Speaker 1: I told you we had a coming back on We
Speaker 1: had on the show last month and it was to
Speaker 1: debut her best selling new book is called Queen Vee.
Speaker 1: Queen Vet now a v is for what exactly what
Speaker 1: you think it is. Yes, and she's back with us
Speaker 1: today to talk about intimacy, sexual health while quarantine. And
Speaker 1: she has been a practice in obgyn for over two
Speaker 1: decades and she's one of the star doctors on Bravo's
Speaker 1: hit reality show Married to Medicine. Let's get to it,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back to the show our
Speaker 1: family member and friend, doctor Jackie Walters. Good morning, good
Speaker 1: morning you, thank you, good morning. Thanks for the book
Speaker 1: and yeah we got you got a lot of reviews
Speaker 1: on it. But let in case our listeners, mister interview,
Speaker 1: uh last, give us a quick overview of your book,
Speaker 1: Queen V. So the Queen V is everything you need
Speaker 1: to know about sex, intimacy and down their healthcare or
Speaker 1: anything you need to know about down their healthcare is
Speaker 1: in them. Okay, now this information that we're gonna go
Speaker 1: over today everybody is for women and men absolutely, because
Speaker 1: we all are participants in keeping the Queen V happy. Yes,
Speaker 1: we are been a mission of mine anyway decade, but
Speaker 1: first had a profound interest as a college student and
Speaker 1: it is nothing but grown every since. And so this
Speaker 1: book has been really uh uh I don't want to
Speaker 1: say I opened it, but it has been really enlightening.
Speaker 1: What mister Harvey's talking about is this book is absolutely great.
Speaker 1: It will enlighten, encourage, and uplift women and men. And
Speaker 1: this book was written before this topic that we're about
Speaker 1: to talk about, so you may not find everything you
Speaker 1: need to know about the book and this pandemic we're in,
Speaker 1: but I got some pits for you in the book,
Speaker 1: all right. So just to get everybody ready before we
Speaker 1: get into this, I'm gonna tell you that we're currently
Speaker 1: going through a national pandemic with the coronavirus. Now, we've
Speaker 1: all been ordered to stay inside, and you know what
Speaker 1: that means. Yeah, if you stuck inside with your partner,
Speaker 1: lots of sex. Now we all know that's not really happening.
Speaker 1: I'm some kids is in there too, but it supposed
Speaker 1: to mean lots of sex. So we're gonna talk about
Speaker 1: it as soon as we come back. The first thing
Speaker 1: we're gonna get into are the dudes and don'ts of
Speaker 1: intimacy during this pandemic. When we come back, Doctor Jackie
Speaker 1: Walters are gonna be talking about the dudes and don't
Speaker 1: of intimacy during this pandemic. We'll be right back with
Speaker 1: world famous doctor Jackie Walters from Bravo's Married to Medicine
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening, all right, We're back, everybody,
Speaker 1: We're back and our special guest this morning is doctor
Speaker 1: Jackie Walters, uh, the we had on the show about
Speaker 1: a month ago and her new book is called Queen
Speaker 1: V And again the book is about what doctor Walters
Speaker 1: in healthcare down there. Healthcare. Yeah, we all have to
Speaker 1: care about down the healthcare because it affect us all yeah, yeah, yeah. So,
Speaker 1: like I said before we left, and doctor vill, I
Speaker 1: want you to start right now. We're currently going through
Speaker 1: this national pandemic with the coronavirus, and everybody's been order
Speaker 1: to stay inside. And you know what that means. If
Speaker 1: you're stuck inside with your partner, lots of sex, that's
Speaker 1: what's supposed be happening. But let's talk about the dudes
Speaker 1: and don't of intimacy doing this pandemic. So first and foremost,
Speaker 1: we have been told to say six feet apart from everybody, right,
Speaker 1: and we know is six feet apart that's not intimacy,
Speaker 1: and we know that's an un You know that nobody's
Speaker 1: going to do that. So if and how much we're
Speaker 1: having intimacy, we want to talk about it. First and foremost,
Speaker 1: you want to have intimacy with your safest sex partner.
Speaker 1: You know who that person is, yourself, your Oh I
Speaker 1: do love that doctor exactly. I get tired of me fast.
Speaker 1: But that's the one mate you won't spread COVID nineteen.
Speaker 1: And secondly, your next safest partner is someone you live with.
Speaker 1: So having closed contact with a person in your circle
Speaker 1: or person but the person in your circle is going
Speaker 1: to prevent the spread. But secondly, avoid contact with people
Speaker 1: outside of your households. Okay, you know if you're dating online,
Speaker 1: if you have asked for dates room, you know those
Speaker 1: kind of places you want to avoid that right now,
Speaker 1: this ain't the time for that. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: consider taking a breaking from those um kind of places.
Speaker 1: That's hard to do. Quiet, no, I do, yes, sir,
Speaker 1: have a question, what if you quarantine with somebody you
Speaker 1: can't stand at all? What because you need to speak
Speaker 1: to those people? Do ye in the house with somebody?
Speaker 1: The V is not gonna be distributed at all. When
Speaker 1: we talked about that, we talk about that. Help me
Speaker 1: that I want you to speak to those people. Good
Speaker 1: is trying to reconnect with that partner. Though days it's
Speaker 1: still gonna take a while to get to the vetos
Speaker 1: or doctor Yeah, can we speed this up? All right?
Speaker 1: And doctor walters. Now, just because they say that during
Speaker 1: this quarantine, it's either gonna rebuild your relationships and build
Speaker 1: it or a lot of people are going to discover
Speaker 1: that this is it. But that's true, it's going to
Speaker 1: amplify You're right, you're right, So going to amplify what's happening.
Speaker 1: Are there any like suggestions for like getting it on
Speaker 1: during the quarantine? Is it anything we need to keep
Speaker 1: in mind? A couple of things. One, we have not
Speaker 1: found COVID nineteen in seamen or vaginal Hello, I'm telling
Speaker 1: you now that deserved. That's what I'm talking about. That's okay,
Speaker 1: here's the morning. COVID nineteen, though, has been found in
Speaker 1: the feces of people who are infected. I don't mess
Speaker 1: with that. But we're going back there. So you're saying,
Speaker 1: so you're saying, long as we don't kiss, well, put
Speaker 1: your mask on and don't kiss me, don't try and
Speaker 1: don't talk to me. This is working out. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: now you know he's being honest. It's droplets, it's nucas
Speaker 1: and salava and feces, so he's exactly right. Be careful
Speaker 1: where you're putting your mouth and putting your mouth. Hold on,
Speaker 1: doctor Walter, stay right there. We're gonna hold you because
Speaker 1: this is better than what we was gonna do. We'll
Speaker 1: be right back with doctor Walters from Marriage to Medicine
Speaker 1: with a brand new book out called Queen V. Everybody
Speaker 1: get as great quarantine reading as you can tell. Right
Speaker 1: back after this. You're listening, all right, y'all, we're back,
Speaker 1: and what we'd normally be doing, we're gonna put on
Speaker 1: the blocks because we got a great conversation going because
Speaker 1: we're talking about sex during the quarantine with doctor Jackie Walters,
Speaker 1: who's got a great new book out Everybody, Queen V.
Speaker 1: You can get it on Amazon, you can get it
Speaker 1: on all Kendle, It's everywhere, and it's a great book.
Speaker 1: It is called Queen Via Dell talks about sexual health
Speaker 1: everywhere their health and down their intimacy and down their healthcare.
Speaker 1: And we've been talking about down now and we just
Speaker 1: found out on that last break that yeah, that that
Speaker 1: it is found that coronavirus has not been found in
Speaker 1: vaginal fluids or seemen, but it but it is in uh,
Speaker 1: you know, the mouth and dropletsing, mucasing and feces. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you get coronavirus from feces, your ass all to have,
Speaker 1: so you're supposed to get it. I don't know what
Speaker 1: you're doing back then, but now we're talking about Let
Speaker 1: me ask you this question, doctor, how important is it
Speaker 1: to still use birth control during this time? What if
Speaker 1: you miss a few days go, Well, you lord the
Speaker 1: effectiveness of your birth control by skipping it. So if
Speaker 1: you have that counterbirth control that you're to take every
Speaker 1: day or use every week and you're starting to miss it,
Speaker 1: you may want to consider things like Plan B, like
Speaker 1: you or your condom broker, and that's the only birth
Speaker 1: control you're using. You may want to keep a kid
Speaker 1: of playing BE at the house so that you are
Speaker 1: not in having the oops moment you didn't mean to happen. No,
Speaker 1: you need some B for the V. Is that what
Speaker 1: you're saying? Plan be? You need a BE for the
Speaker 1: I got doctor Walters, could you explain what Plan B is?
Speaker 1: I normally go with Plan eight, but Plan B is
Speaker 1: uh a hormone peel that you will take. You follow
Speaker 1: the directions on the box to prevent pregnancy. Yes, and
Speaker 1: you need to take this within those first seventy two
Speaker 1: hours of yours so that it is most effective. So
Speaker 1: if you had a condom that blow, or you haven't,
Speaker 1: you've forgotten your peals, or you can't get out and
Speaker 1: get your birth control pills and you you're still gonna
Speaker 1: have intimacy, you want to make sure you have that
Speaker 1: plan be on hand to try and present pregnancy if
Speaker 1: that's what you're trying to do, to take only Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: for you don't take the peel for plan. Okay, my
Speaker 1: band be pregnant by advocated Yeah, okay, yes, worse than
Speaker 1: that though, none of this will protect you from HIV,
Speaker 1: hepatide assistants, gamria, chlamydia, and gemical war. Wow. Okay, so
Speaker 1: now we got that. Now, let me ask you this.
Speaker 1: Let's say a couple it's planning on having a baby soon.
Speaker 1: Is this a good time to work on that? What's
Speaker 1: the pros and cons of conceiving right now? So I
Speaker 1: talked to my opportunity friends over there who are doing IDF,
Speaker 1: which they put all that on holes because we don't
Speaker 1: really have the answers. That's the crazy thing about coronavirus
Speaker 1: right now or COVID nineteen, I should say, if we
Speaker 1: don't really have the answers, and so I would hate
Speaker 1: to tell women not to get pregnant, because that's what
Speaker 1: I do. But we don't know the answers. Well we
Speaker 1: do know is we have now found any babies who
Speaker 1: have been affected by coronavirus. We've had We've seen one.
Speaker 1: So doctor, so what you're saying is like, if you
Speaker 1: can see and you're pregnant, but if you contract coronavirus
Speaker 1: doing your pregnancy, they don't have the facts whether it
Speaker 1: passes on to the baby or not. Dostar is not
Speaker 1: passed on to the baby's Yes, yes, we've had you know,
Speaker 1: I've been with tons of babies in the last couple
Speaker 1: of weeks, you COVID positive moms and the babies have
Speaker 1: been fined. Well, okay, now here we go because I
Speaker 1: don't got you caught up in this thing now, So
Speaker 1: let's talk about this because besides having sex, what's some
Speaker 1: good ways to connect with your partner doing this time?
Speaker 1: Besides six you know, in the in the book, I
Speaker 1: talked about the most powerful sex organ we have is
Speaker 1: the brain. I don't use that for that before. I'm
Speaker 1: sixty three years old and still have yet to use
Speaker 1: my brain for sex. This is a good time to
Speaker 1: have conversations that you haven't had before, or get those
Speaker 1: books out where you have a thousand questions. Ask questions
Speaker 1: that you haven't asked before. Um, we could even talk
Speaker 1: about COVID nineteen. If I contracted COVID nineteen. I mean,
Speaker 1: ob Gyn, I've asked my husband, are you leaving my house? Now?
Speaker 1: You know what I wanted him to say, and he
Speaker 1: did say that, But those questions that can make us connect.
Speaker 1: It made me feel so loved. He's like, no, baby,
Speaker 1: I would never leave the house. And he was smart
Speaker 1: enough to say it. Yeah. You know, we've seen a
Speaker 1: little mean with a man said b B. I'll choose
Speaker 1: b y. But yes, well you know, I mean if
Speaker 1: you ask the average guy, if your wife catch COVID nineteen,
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do, They're gonna be down to Marriott. No.
Speaker 1: I mean because I mean, I mean, okay, okay, but
Speaker 1: let me let me ask you this the doctor. But
Speaker 1: I mean, of course me, I would stay because you understand,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm I'm tired to this one here. This
Speaker 1: is so right, but now, but if you stay, you
Speaker 1: still have to practice some type of or isolation of
Speaker 1: quarantine to protect your partner. That's not oh affect in fact,
Speaker 1: but your self quarantine in the house, I mean you
Speaker 1: go into separate rooms and you will stay that. And
Speaker 1: the truth is, and I'm not being a ductor right
Speaker 1: now to me already had intimate content. The person finds
Speaker 1: out that they have COVID nineteen oh, so we might
Speaker 1: well gonna be in the same room, and we might
Speaker 1: well gonna do what we're gonna do if we both don't. Connie,
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna follow the guidelines. You definitely want
Speaker 1: to follow the guidelines and self quarantine and trying to
Speaker 1: protect your partner. You know that person's significant enough to
Speaker 1: you that you don't want them infected it if you
Speaker 1: could possibly prevent it. Right, So that's the problem, see, Doc,
Speaker 1: that's problem at my house right now because my wife
Speaker 1: has so held been on protecting me. I mean, we're
Speaker 1: on the type of lockdown here that's really I don't
Speaker 1: even think pentagon, it's have I seen who like you
Speaker 1: sound like y'all quarantine with y'all. Oh, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't no, I don't mean away from each other.
Speaker 1: We are on each other every day. But I'm talking
Speaker 1: about cantybody else come in here, and it's just really
Speaker 1: damn shame. Not the kids. I mean, she'd have told
Speaker 1: everybody my husband is over sixty. Ain't nobody, ain't nobody
Speaker 1: affecting him? Well, damn baby, I'm healthy though. She don't care.
Speaker 1: So you can bring groceries in the house. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: got all kinds of guylines. Dam make sure you wash
Speaker 1: the basis off, Beau. You bring it in the house,
Speaker 1: so they put it on your countertops, Like get my clubs.
Speaker 1: I have to strip down in the garage to switch
Speaker 1: into new clothes, to take a shower, to change the
Speaker 1: more cloat. W Well, doctor Jackie. We applaud you. We
Speaker 1: thank you so much. We're praying for you because we
Speaker 1: know you're in there on the front lines. We thank
Speaker 1: you for coming and getting us this very important information.
Speaker 1: I mean, we laugh and joke a lot, but it
Speaker 1: is very important. He y'all listen to thank you for that.
Speaker 1: Go on Amazon while you're home order the book. You
Speaker 1: can get the book on Kindle when they dropped the
Speaker 1: box off at the door, spread open it and then
Speaker 1: wipe the book down with your wipes and going and
Speaker 1: have yourself a nice quarantine read or get it on
Speaker 1: books on your iPad. The book is Queen v. Steve
Speaker 1: Harvey Nation Support Doctor Jackie Walters and at the book Queen,
Speaker 1: doctor Walton, thank you so much, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Saith all right, Walter says, the hot tub okay, and
Speaker 1: me and my wife quarantine and there is you can
Speaker 1: do that. Thank you. We'll be back with more of
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening
Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry
Speaker 1: Letter and listen. If you need advice on relationships, sex, dating, work, parenting,
Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: FM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could
Speaker 1: be reading your letter live, just like we're gonna have
Speaker 1: this one. That's for you, Jay bug up, but hold
Speaker 1: on tight. We got it for you here. It's a
Speaker 1: strawberry letter. Thank you, nephew, my fiancee friend. Hold one, huh,
Speaker 1: I got some pepper in my throat. I ain't no
Speaker 1: damn pepper man, what's wrong with you? Ain't you? Now?
Speaker 1: You go and you you all for the weekend. One
Speaker 1: more of the morning. I remember when I had pepper
Speaker 1: in my throat and what happened? Jake, Come on, let's
Speaker 1: get to the letter. My fiance's friend could get it.
Speaker 1: My fiance's friend could get it is the subject that says,
Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been with my fiance for five years,
Speaker 1: and I'm looking forward to a fabulous fall wedding with him.
Speaker 1: I have one problem that has been bothering me, and
Speaker 1: I need your advice. I started having vivid sexual dreams
Speaker 1: about one of my fiance's best friends about two months ago.
Speaker 1: I've even started fantasizing about him when I'm having sex
Speaker 1: with my fiance, and I have to concentrate on not
Speaker 1: saying the wrong name. The last time we all got
Speaker 1: together for game night, the guy was there and my
Speaker 1: body started reacting to the mere sight of him. I
Speaker 1: swear it seemed like he was doing a little light
Speaker 1: flirting with me, but it could have been all in
Speaker 1: my mind. Then things really got out of hand and
Speaker 1: I was put in an awkward position. One Saturday afternoon,
Speaker 1: my friend's fiance came over to return a pressure washer
Speaker 1: that he borrowed, and my fiance wasn't at home. I
Speaker 1: was wearing my normal Saturday legging and leggings and sports
Speaker 1: brought and I went outside to show the guy where
Speaker 1: to put the pressure washer. He was more than happy
Speaker 1: to see me and gave me a long, lingering hug.
Speaker 1: Then he commented on how in shape I am. Then
Speaker 1: he pulled away and just stared at my body for
Speaker 1: a minute. It was so awkward, and I stood there smiling,
Speaker 1: But in my mind, he and I were doing the
Speaker 1: nasty right there in the garage. I think he might
Speaker 1: have been having the same fantasy I was having heft
Speaker 1: thank goodness, and I have not uttered a word of
Speaker 1: this to my fiance. I think I should let him
Speaker 1: know in case this guy decides to mention it to him.
Speaker 1: How should I handle it? Should I tell my fiance
Speaker 1: about my fantasies and his friends visit, or should I
Speaker 1: steer clear of this guy for a while and not
Speaker 1: say anything. Well, most definitely you should steer clear of
Speaker 1: this guy. And I got to ask you. I mean,
Speaker 1: you've been with your fiance for five years. Do you
Speaker 1: love your fiance? Do you really want to marry him.
Speaker 1: Those are questions. If the answer to these questions are yes,
Speaker 1: then I got to ask you, what are you doing
Speaker 1: playing around and flirting around and teasing around with this
Speaker 1: other guy? You know what they say, right, play with fire,
Speaker 1: you get burt. You know that's saying right. All this
Speaker 1: guy is looking for is some sort of little opening,
Speaker 1: little opportunity, you know, some kind of way to get
Speaker 1: you in bed. Okay, that's what he used to do. Going.
Speaker 1: I mean, here's another question for you. Are you willing
Speaker 1: think about this really hard? Are you willing to throw
Speaker 1: a five year relationship away with your fiance, because that's
Speaker 1: what's going to happen if you sleep with this guy
Speaker 1: or or end up in the garage doing the nasty
Speaker 1: as you put it. Okay, As for telling your fiance,
Speaker 1: there's you know, there's nothing to tell him right now
Speaker 1: because nothing has happened. Thank god, nothing has happened. But
Speaker 1: don't let it go any further than this, please. You're
Speaker 1: gonna mess up everything. You're gonna mess up your whole relationship.
Speaker 1: You're looking forward to a beautiful fall wedding. Well, that's
Speaker 1: not going to happen if your fiance finds out. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't tell him. The guy shouldn't tell him. You
Speaker 1: guys shouldn't be together. Stay as far away from this
Speaker 1: guy as you can, or you're gonna get burned, you know,
Speaker 1: messing around with this loser, Steve, This is trouble. This
Speaker 1: entire letter is trouble. The subject alone, my fiance friend
Speaker 1: could get it, okay, which means you're willing to give
Speaker 1: it to it. So already we have trouble. And with
Speaker 1: your fiance five years looking forward to a fabulous fall
Speaker 1: wedding with him. The only problem you got, and this
Speaker 1: is what you wrote about. I've started having You've started
Speaker 1: having vivid sexual dreams about one of your fiance's best
Speaker 1: friends about two months ago. I even started fantasizing about him.
Speaker 1: When I'm having sexual my fiance and I got to
Speaker 1: concentrate on not saying the wrong name. This is not good.
Speaker 1: This is going the wrong way. A young lady. Last
Speaker 1: time we all got together for game night, the guy
Speaker 1: was there and my body started reacting to the mere
Speaker 1: sight of him. Well, you know you've been doing him,
Speaker 1: so yeah, yeah, you've in his mind. You've done him before,
Speaker 1: so yeah, you're gonna be a little tripped out when
Speaker 1: you see and I swear it seemed to me like
Speaker 1: he was doing a little light flirting with me. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, dudes ain't st but we hunters. Now, you know,
Speaker 1: you you emitting a signal. And if you don't think
Speaker 1: we capable of picking up signals, you rong. So you're
Speaker 1: emitting this signal. He can see you fidgeted, looking, acting
Speaker 1: a little nervous around him, batting your eyes. You're doing
Speaker 1: a bunch of little stuff to let him know. And
Speaker 1: then things got really out of an awkward position because
Speaker 1: one Saturday afternoon, my fiance's free and came over to
Speaker 1: return a pressure washing. Oh here we go, keyword pressure Washhall.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, bartered over that he borrowed and my fiance
Speaker 1: wasn't home. I was wearing my normal sad day legs
Speaker 1: and sports brawl and went outside to show out show
Speaker 1: the guy, and I'm gonna leave it right here. Where
Speaker 1: to put that pressure washer? I think your mind already
Speaker 1: was I think this pressure washing was a fantasy too.
Speaker 1: It wasn't really a pressure washing. Who you where to
Speaker 1: put the pressure wash? We'll have part two of your
Speaker 1: response coming up. I had twenty three minutes after the hour.
Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letters subject my fiance's friend could get it.
Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. You're listening show, all right, Steve,
Speaker 1: come on, let's recap today's Strawberry Letters subject my fiance's
Speaker 1: friend could get it? Baby. Well, that is girl fantasizing
Speaker 1: by the fiance's friend. She supposed to getting married in
Speaker 1: the fall. She has sexual or fiance. She thinks she
Speaker 1: focused like it's him. She got to concentrate not to
Speaker 1: say the wrong name over that playing on game night,
Speaker 1: he coming in, she tingling in everything. She kind of
Speaker 1: think he felt the same way, because men can tell
Speaker 1: if you kind of hitting at him and you're throwing
Speaker 1: out signals. And then it got really out of hand.
Speaker 1: On one Saturday, Uh, he came over to return a
Speaker 1: pressure washing that he bowed from. My fiance wasn't home,
Speaker 1: and I was wearing my normal Saturday leggings and sports brawl,
Speaker 1: and I went outside to show the guy where to
Speaker 1: put the pressure washer. See the pressure washer already in
Speaker 1: this story? Is a is a is a metaphor? Metaphor?
Speaker 1: You know that pressure washer? You really got it sounding
Speaker 1: like it's something else because you want to go outside
Speaker 1: and show the guy where to put the pressure wash. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would have sound like go go outside and find
Speaker 1: up where whether it boy, and go out here and
Speaker 1: come on coo co cocoa, Come on, put the pressure washer.
Speaker 1: So whether if pressure washer need to go? You know,
Speaker 1: you get the pressing up against hill and wash it
Speaker 1: out pressure washer. And he was more than happy to
Speaker 1: see me and gave me a long lingering hood because
Speaker 1: you gave him one out of order. Then he commented
Speaker 1: on high in shape I am. You had on leggings
Speaker 1: and a sports bro Then he pulled away and just
Speaker 1: stared at my body for a minute. Look at him. Well,
Speaker 1: my boys, show is lucky. It was so awkward, and
Speaker 1: I still that smiling. But in my mind him and
Speaker 1: I were doing the nasty right there in the garage.
Speaker 1: That what you went in there for. See, you went
Speaker 1: out there in the garage to get to show him
Speaker 1: where to put that pressure wash him. That's the whole thing, Hill,
Speaker 1: see your mind playing tricks on you, him and everybody else.
Speaker 1: And I think he might have been having the same
Speaker 1: fantasy I'm having. He left, thank goodness, and I have
Speaker 1: not other the word of this to my fiance. I
Speaker 1: think I should let him know in case that this
Speaker 1: guy God decides to mention it to him. One this
Speaker 1: is stupidest lyne in the whole damn letter. I think
Speaker 1: I should let my fiance no what you can tell
Speaker 1: your fiance You're gonna let him know what because really
Speaker 1: all this is you, really, this is really you. Don't
Speaker 1: don't rollers dude up under the bus, this is you.
Speaker 1: I think I'll let him know in case the guy
Speaker 1: decides to mention it to what girl, let me tell
Speaker 1: you so, ain't no dude fitting to go to his
Speaker 1: board and go Man, I stopped by your house when
Speaker 1: you wasn't home because I figured you wasn't now. I
Speaker 1: went over that return to pressure washing and man, your
Speaker 1: girl came out. Man, who whoa? Say? What went up? No? Man,
Speaker 1: I went up and I went over your house. Man,
Speaker 1: you weren't now, wasn't went you wasn't at home? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well you went whoa? Well it ain't don't No, you
Speaker 1: weren't now, So I went on over there. I know
Speaker 1: you wasn't home. It ain't ain't that, it ain't that serious.
Speaker 1: But the pressure washing. When all this happened, when sadday man,
Speaker 1: sad day man, I'm hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1: I just went over that return press wash. I get
Speaker 1: a presh wasah, you went in my house? No, I
Speaker 1: ain't going the house. Dog I got rained. Don't bear.
Speaker 1: Your girl came out war But when she came out,
Speaker 1: whoa what do you mean? Whoa? Boy? But when she
Speaker 1: came out, hold up with that. I'm just saying. You
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, she had on you know, head
Speaker 1: on where she would you know whatever? That is? Well,
Speaker 1: how long was you there to drop over damn pressure
Speaker 1: washing that tape? What? Hold on? Hold on, hold on,
Speaker 1: hold hold on, hold on, hold on man, hold on, man,
Speaker 1: It's it's it's this is how you say pressure washing washing.
Speaker 1: But here man, I just went on up. But let
Speaker 1: me just have hold on. Let me just say, you
Speaker 1: pull up, put the pressure wash on the ground, and
Speaker 1: you drive your ass all that. That's how well she
Speaker 1: I could drive a lot of alone time, pat because
Speaker 1: your girl. Okay, hold on, hold of right there, stay
Speaker 1: right there, right there. Let me let me let me
Speaker 1: finish this letter because it's a part. I'm mean even out.
Speaker 1: Should I tell my fiance about my fantasies and his friends? Visit?
Speaker 1: Have you lost your damn mind, or should I still
Speaker 1: clear this guy for a while and not say anything.
Speaker 1: Now let's get on back to it. So what I
Speaker 1: did was I dropped the pressure washaltz, and the girl
Speaker 1: came to you first. That pressure washing doesn't even work.
Speaker 1: So you bought a broke ass pressure washing back over
Speaker 1: to my house. But it was your don't Yeah, but
Speaker 1: then you could have thrown it away down you didn't
Speaker 1: bring dog, I'm gonna throw it away, man. I wanted.
Speaker 1: I wanted to see if your girl wanted Man. This
Speaker 1: ain't because every time I see a man, she want
Speaker 1: pressure washing. Just ain't one back with the man. You're
Speaker 1: gonna bring a broke ass pressure washing back over to
Speaker 1: mine so you can see my girl in tights? Hey,
Speaker 1: hold up, dog, your girl won't your your girl want
Speaker 1: to look at all thirsty? Like? She won't say of
Speaker 1: this pressure washing. You know, after this teversation, we might
Speaker 1: not be friends. I don't tell that right now. I
Speaker 1: tell you what, hold up the hold We might not
Speaker 1: be free. You might not get married this far. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's all will good. But I'm gonna tell you about
Speaker 1: you and me, Damn me and hug. I'm talking about
Speaker 1: you and me. Wait, hey, wait, y'all take it to
Speaker 1: the next break. Yeah right, Well we'll be back right
Speaker 1: after this. Finished this, and I'm gonna tell you no
Speaker 1: more time this pressure wash washing. Yeah right. Part three,
Speaker 1: I'm the strawberry letter. My fiance's friend can get it
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here
Speaker 1: we are. Something happened. It's part three of I'm sitting
Speaker 1: up in here man because I tried to help my
Speaker 1: friend out over here. Man. He gave me a pressure washing.
Speaker 1: I bought it back over his house. Then this girl
Speaker 1: gonna come out with some tights on, looking all good
Speaker 1: and everything gonna hang on old long ass hoog and
Speaker 1: everything and all I do try to drop pressure wash off.
Speaker 1: Now he's gonna talk about what was you doing over
Speaker 1: your friend over my house? Dropping off pressure washing? It
Speaker 1: don't even work of just me and you talking. Just
Speaker 1: sounded like help. Okay, it sounds that help yourself, that
Speaker 1: would hear the don't like you helping me at all? Hain't, dog,
Speaker 1: I ain't. I'm just trying to be a man to
Speaker 1: return to pressure washing your girl. The woman came out
Speaker 1: the house had that real what you really should have done.
Speaker 1: What you really should have done is just throw that
Speaker 1: pressure washing away and that we wouldn't even be having
Speaker 1: new conversations. It didn't work. It didn't work at all.
Speaker 1: And this is hold on, hold on, hold way, I
Speaker 1: got something tell you in the letter. Yo, listen, listen
Speaker 1: this earl. Your girl called me and asked me, ain't
Speaker 1: you got a pressure washer that belong to herald? And
Speaker 1: I said yeah. She said, why don't you bring the
Speaker 1: pressure washing over here that came over here? Since we
Speaker 1: being honest, we're gonna be honest, honest, right, come on,
Speaker 1: I gotta call from your girl. And all that said
Speaker 1: was he left the drive off a pressure washer, the
Speaker 1: cloth the coast is clear. That all I got from yogirl.
Speaker 1: How about that? Bam, bamn, hold a partner, damn hold partner,
Speaker 1: hold so you what you mean? The damn coast is clear?
Speaker 1: So when did you drop off at my house? What
Speaker 1: I what? The message I got was the fool is
Speaker 1: gone to drop off of broke ass passion washing. The
Speaker 1: coast is clear. Okay, well let me tell you something then. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what when I go over the house, I had the
Speaker 1: pressure washing, but I left the broke with in the car.
Speaker 1: Oh another everybody washing? Everybody washing, ain't it when we
Speaker 1: look at it this way? I did get a new
Speaker 1: pressure washing out the whole thing. So that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: That cool? Then you know, I guess me. So let
Speaker 1: me ask something. Do we were good? Were good? Then
Speaker 1: we're good? Thank you? Guys, coming up the hour, What
Speaker 1: non essential is an essential for you? We'll talk about
Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to the show, all right,
Speaker 1: So here's the question, guys, what non essential item is
Speaker 1: an essential for you? We all know that the essential
Speaker 1: essential things you need while in quarantine, like food, water, warmth, love,
Speaker 1: of course, But Steve um, guys, what is something that
Speaker 1: others would consider a non essential item that you feel
Speaker 1: like you cannot and I mean cannot live without? Steve? Probably,
Speaker 1: really you can't live without the cigars. I could live
Speaker 1: without them, but you know I don't want to. What
Speaker 1: about you, Jay, I'm gonna tell you straight up what
Speaker 1: I got to have. It got to have me some
Speaker 1: medicinal purposes I got and I got to have a
Speaker 1: lot of it, so I don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 1: To be straight on it, you get it. I ain't
Speaker 1: got to go get it. I'm talking about gummy bad Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't let that be as shortage. I could. I could
Speaker 1: live with I toilet paper if I have that nasty yeah. Hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: you don't need toilet because you can use the bag
Speaker 1: that it comes. Go ahead and tell what you want
Speaker 1: me here from, junior. Yeah, what non essential item is
Speaker 1: an essential for you? Junior? Well be honest with y'all.
Speaker 1: Y'all body fit it, but I need a woman at
Speaker 1: my house that is essential. You're going through. My standards
Speaker 1: are not even that high. It's the same one for
Speaker 1: a baby. Ten toes, ten fights. Just get off. I'm
Speaker 1: tired to look at this quiet all days. All right, nephew,
Speaker 1: what non essential is an essential for you? I got
Speaker 1: to be able to slip out of here two an
Speaker 1: I got to do that. Now, let me have them
Speaker 1: for I'll be back for everybody wake up, But give
Speaker 1: me them two three y'alls. Man, even if I'm just
Speaker 1: riding to ride riding house, let me, I gotta get
Speaker 1: about this high. I got to do it. Two three
Speaker 1: yard right where I stop? Ain't your damn bid it?
Speaker 1: But I need to get out of where and with
Speaker 1: no questions when you come back you won't. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, ask me if I want some breakfast when
Speaker 1: I get back. Don't ask me all it where I've been.
Speaker 1: We're in a crisis right now. You might want to
Speaker 1: do that. Question What else you have? What other non
Speaker 1: essential you said? Cigars? What else I need I need?
Speaker 1: Over stock or act like baby old? There you go
Speaker 1: there you baby baby or baby old baby, or waste
Speaker 1: that you could waste, you know sometimes sometimes just like
Speaker 1: squirting it in the air, watching it come back down.
Speaker 1: Any words on me? I didn't say that called. I
Speaker 1: didn't say it. I just say, Jake, what what other
Speaker 1: non essential items do you need that's really essential besides
Speaker 1: what you told us? Yes, oh, chicken, I got none that.
Speaker 1: I'm back on chicken. I got what's your favorite part
Speaker 1: of the chicken? Oh? All of it at this point,
Speaker 1: the eyes down part. I don't know what but you
Speaker 1: fried up? Man, I'm gonna tell you. It might not
Speaker 1: be a sense nonsense for y'all, but for me, kissing.
Speaker 1: Kissing isn't decent as me just whoever, just kissing It
Speaker 1: will be good up against a wall, all right? What
Speaker 1: isn't he cent corona? Uh? Sexual positions that I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: you understand I'm saying, Steve, you got one more to
Speaker 1: close up that ain't gonna work. Well, this is probably
Speaker 1: everybody gonna agree with this. I don't know about y'all,
Speaker 1: but I lose my mind if I didn't have no
Speaker 1: damn Netflix right now. That is television coming up, more music,
Speaker 1: more trending topics and headlines at twenty minutes after the hour.
Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening to show. Some of our
Speaker 1: favored stars will be performing from their homes this weekend.
Speaker 1: It's for a benefit concert that will air on Fox TV.
Speaker 1: The iHeart living Room Concert for America will be hosted
Speaker 1: by the one and only Elton John. It features performances
Speaker 1: from Alicia Keys, The Backstreet Boys, Billy Eilish, Billie, Joel, Billy,
Speaker 1: Joel Armstrong, Mariah Carey, Tim McGraw, and lots more. All
Speaker 1: performances will be recorded by the artists at their homes
Speaker 1: in order to keep them safe due to COVID nineteen.
Speaker 1: Of course, Yeah it really is. It's gonna Yeah, it's big.
Speaker 1: The concert will air on Sunday from nine until ten pm.
Speaker 1: This is all in place of the iHeartRadio Music Awards,
Speaker 1: which will air commercial free and help raise money for
Speaker 1: two organizations during their part to help with COVID nineteen
Speaker 1: relief Feeding America and First Responders Children's Foundation. UH. The special,
Speaker 1: which will simulcast on iHeart stations and the iHeartRadio app,
Speaker 1: will pay tribute to health professionals and first responders on
Speaker 1: the front lines in the battle against the virus. That's great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we owe so much to the first responders and the
Speaker 1: healthcare professionals. We really really do. We owe the real heroes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: now putting their lives on the line. Yes, everything, We
Speaker 1: get the strippers to do a free concert, I mean
Speaker 1: money at the TV. We can start at the TV.
Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. More
Speaker 1: of this ignorance coming up, trending news at thirty three
Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. Right after this. You're listening to
Speaker 1: show time now for tell me something good. It's good news.
Speaker 1: Drew Brees, a quarterback for the New New Orleans Saints,
Speaker 1: announced Thursday that he and his wife would donate five
Speaker 1: million dollars to coronavirus relief efforts in the state of Louisiana.
Speaker 1: And boy they down there, yes, yes, yea. Also some
Speaker 1: good news from the Kardashians. Kylie Jenner made a million
Speaker 1: dollar donation to the Los Angeles area hospitals. The money
Speaker 1: will go to mass space shields and other protective gear
Speaker 1: for the healthcare workers. The Michael Jackson estate is also donating. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're making a three hundred thousand dollars donation to coronavirus
Speaker 1: response efforts to help three communities that have been severely
Speaker 1: impacted by the coronavirus. And we're going to switch gears now.
Speaker 1: So thank you to those estates and the people who
Speaker 1: are donating switching gears now. Other entertainment news. R Kelly
Speaker 1: wants to be released from jail pending trial. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this comes as no surprise though, pending his trial in
Speaker 1: Illinois federal court because of his fear he's saying that
Speaker 1: he might contract COVID nineteen. Robert wants to be released. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know it is. It is a threat
Speaker 1: in the prisons, You're right, Jay, Robert Robert wants to
Speaker 1: be released on bond, Yeah, saying he's willing to wear
Speaker 1: electronic monitoring okay, the nerves. Yeah. He wants to live
Speaker 1: with his girlfriend, Joslyan Savage of Crosber Yeah. What do
Speaker 1: you guys think? What you think? Don't he think he
Speaker 1: can fly? Robert, Well, I mean, you know, a lot
Speaker 1: of inmates are gonna be released. I haven't heard anything
Speaker 1: in the Chicago area, but I know Rikers has to
Speaker 1: do something because they've had a lot of cases there
Speaker 1: and I think they're gonna They're doing something in the
Speaker 1: La County jail systems too. But you know, look, man,
Speaker 1: prison prisoners are people too, and whatever most of them
Speaker 1: have done, they're just not a death sentence for him
Speaker 1: now as far as he go, I don't know what
Speaker 1: they're gonna do. I think that's gonna fall on death
Speaker 1: years because everybody want to get out. Yeah. Bill Cosby,
Speaker 1: we talked about him yesterday. Yeah, uh huh. There's people
Speaker 1: trying to get him out. Robert gonna had to sit
Speaker 1: down though, Yeah, Robin, Robin's not down. Yeah. And the
Speaker 1: people that, yeah, the people they're living letting out have
Speaker 1: been uh there. They haven't been charged with any serious crimes,
Speaker 1: you know, And sug Knight before you even asked, don't ask, Okay,
Speaker 1: just don't add coming up. It's our last break of
Speaker 1: the day. It is the last break up the day,
Speaker 1: and we'll have some closing remarks from the one and
Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey at forty nine minutes after the hour,
Speaker 1: right after this you're listening to all right, guys, this
Speaker 1: is our last the last break up, the day of
Speaker 1: the day break of a week. Yeah, of the entire
Speaker 1: week and week. Yeah, it's been a good day. Some
Speaker 1: sad news. So um wow, Harlem Globetrotter is great, one
Speaker 1: of the greatest. Uh Fred curly Neil passed away. Yeah
Speaker 1: he was seventy seven years old. Yeah. Yeah, you can't
Speaker 1: picture from the bald headed guy with a beautiful smile. Yeah,
Speaker 1: warm heart. Yeah yeah, yeah, ta could play some basketball
Speaker 1: to what got to see the original globe? I did well, Jay,
Speaker 1: he was on the team. When you know, it's not
Speaker 1: good when you when you when you said, when you
Speaker 1: set yourself in the woods waiting it you threw him
Speaker 1: said the original. Yeah, so this is when you wore
Speaker 1: knee pads playing basketball. Stood it? Hey, I knew the
Speaker 1: Hollom Road calls before they had a basketball. They played
Speaker 1: with air. How about that. Just go with it, Jay,
Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, he'll be missed. He will very unshing. No,
Speaker 1: you know, I can't think I liked this clothes a
Speaker 1: little bit different right here. I think the closing is
Speaker 1: gonna be humorous today, So let's take the music out
Speaker 1: because I was thinking of doing a little something different.
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do things.
Speaker 1: And I'm closing with a joke that I told earlier today,
Speaker 1: and so I just wanted to do these things right
Speaker 1: now that I thought kind of keep people in the
Speaker 1: upbeat spirits. You know, I got some things that people
Speaker 1: can blame the coronavirus for. If you've always been looking
Speaker 1: for hour and you need a way out to explain
Speaker 1: something you know you can, you can blame it on
Speaker 1: the virus. Right now, Corona did it? Like number one,
Speaker 1: if your cable being cut off, they have coronavirus. Somebody
Speaker 1: got sick. Ain't done cut this thing off. I'll be damn.
Speaker 1: Here's another reason. Gain in weight, that's all you're doing.
Speaker 1: You just gain you blame that on the coronavirus. Or
Speaker 1: if you're in a relationship that break up. Hey, I
Speaker 1: just couldn't get over that too. It ended. What could
Speaker 1: I say? I was quarantined. I know, she another rule,
Speaker 1: but they told me not social distancing. Take something else.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be able to blame on this coronavirus every
Speaker 1: baby that's born nine months from now. You're gonna be
Speaker 1: able to tell people you upset your favorite TV show
Speaker 1: got counsel causing Corona. Just tell him that that's why
Speaker 1: mine ain't on the air. No more Corona. You can
Speaker 1: blame Corona on. You can blame or toilet paper shortages.
Speaker 1: Definitely against Corona. Yeah, yeah, yeah, climate change all that's
Speaker 1: caused Corona. His a big one for y'all that's in
Speaker 1: unhappy relationships and magic. You wilna blame this on Corona.
Speaker 1: Not having sex. I can't social distancing. Yeah, definitely mean.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you gonna do this one right here.
Speaker 1: I can't blame this on the lack of hygiene. If
Speaker 1: you blame that on Corona, they're gonna get your ass book.
Speaker 1: This is the one damn time you guys to watch something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and one more thing you can blame on the coronavirus.
Speaker 1: Why you sleep all the time? Him, I don't want
Speaker 1: to be up and catch Corona. And now I will
Speaker 1: give you all the joke that I did at the opening.
Speaker 1: I heard this really really good joke, really good joke. Please,
Speaker 1: don't nobody take offense. It's just a joke. Okay, here
Speaker 1: it is. There's a plane and had five passengers on board.
Speaker 1: It was Donald Trump, the Pope, doctor Anthony Fausey, Hillary Clinton,
Speaker 1: and a ten year old school because those are the
Speaker 1: five people that a plane is about to crash. Ain't
Speaker 1: but faux pass shoots on the plane. So doctor Fosi said,
Speaker 1: I need one because I gotta help develop a cure
Speaker 1: for the global health crisis that is COVID nineteen. So
Speaker 1: he took one and he jumps. Then the Pope said,
Speaker 1: look here, I need one because I gotta go help
Speaker 1: spiritually guide people through this global health crisis that is
Speaker 1: COVID nineteen. So he takes one and he jumps. And
Speaker 1: Trump said, well, I need one because I'm the smartest
Speaker 1: man in the USA, So he takes one and he jumps.
Speaker 1: Hillary standing there with the two year old girl, and
Speaker 1: Hillary looked at the little ten year old girl and said,
Speaker 1: you can have the last parachute. I believe in my
Speaker 1: life your it is only starting. The ten year old said,
Speaker 1: don't worry, it's two pair of shoes left. Because the
Speaker 1: smartest man in the USA. He took my backpack. Love
Speaker 1: it just sat there. Man, We're good. Come on here,
Speaker 1: he's so, isn't so? Don't nobody take a fence and
Speaker 1: nobody talking about killing nobody. Just a damn job. Yeah
Speaker 1: we needed that, Steve, We definitely needed that man. But
Speaker 1: it was the smartest man in the royal. That's right there.
Speaker 1: You can yea well, y'all, it's the weekend. Have a
Speaker 1: great weekend, y'all, be safe. Follow the rules, man, listen
Speaker 1: to your healthcare expert. Y'all be safe and we'll see
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