Speaker 1: Hey, it's the Broken Jeffrey Podcast. And did you guys
Speaker 1: know we have listeners in Japan, Germany, k Netherlands, Italy.
Speaker 1: Wait those actually all have super hot men, don't they actually?
Speaker 1: If you're listening in from their DM me after this,
Speaker 1: k okay, after you hear the full shower. I'm just
Speaker 1: starting right now. We've talked about it for weeks now
Speaker 1: about our company's obvious disgust and disdain for Halloween in
Speaker 1: the office. Now we have an update update on the poll.
Speaker 1: That's right, no, no pole, but an all staff email
Speaker 1: did go out at the end of last week with
Speaker 1: the subject line It's Halloween times. Translation producer Boyd complained
Speaker 1: enough where they actually had to send something out about it. Basically,
Speaker 1: it says there will be a Halloween party in the
Speaker 1: office on October thirty. First, they try to use fun
Speaker 1: fun to make us want to go. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm there the catches. We're kind
Speaker 1: of in charge of throwing it ourselves, because the quote
Speaker 1: is decorate your workspace however you'd like, make it spooky,
Speaker 1: make it funny, or just sit back and watch. Decorate,
Speaker 1: don't decorate. It's up to you. We certainly don't care.
Speaker 1: No one is decorating outside of us. Everyone works remotely
Speaker 1: except for two days a week. Yeah, exactly. Now there
Speaker 1: is going to be a costume contest where everyone's gonna
Speaker 1: vote on their favorite costumes. But here's the weird part.
Speaker 1: The winners don't get announced until the next day. How
Speaker 1: long does it take to tally the votes? There's like
Speaker 1: eight people people up. You guys, I'm worried about our
Speaker 1: accounting staff. This isn't the twenty sixteen presidential elections where
Speaker 1: we're gonna need like recounts. You don't have to wait
Speaker 1: weeks to get your twenty dollars target gift cars. I
Speaker 1: know maybe the person who's going to count the votes
Speaker 1: isn't going to be here that day. They do say
Speaker 1: they'll provide lunch for us in the break room of
Speaker 1: the Day's your is it? I don't know what it's
Speaker 1: gonna be. Don't really think they can buy us off
Speaker 1: with free lunch on Halloween's gonna be pizza. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'm not gonna eat it, but I'm
Speaker 1: still gonna be insulted by it. Anyway. I can't wait
Speaker 1: for the Halloween party that we're gonna have to throw
Speaker 1: ourselves too bitterly. Now, let's get into the shot holler
Speaker 1: question of the day, and we're gonna send it over
Speaker 1: to Digital Jake to tell us what we're gonna be
Speaker 1: doing while we get shocked. Jake, if you're looking to
Speaker 1: pull off the perfect date night, there's a delicate balance
Speaker 1: of emotions that you'll need to hit on. Okay, first,
Speaker 1: you want a little bit of mystery now, sprinkling a
Speaker 1: dash of romance and mixing just a tiny bit of
Speaker 1: fear that your lives might end right then and there.
Speaker 1: Oh goodness, because it turns out danger can be a
Speaker 1: very powerful aphrodisiac. And really a new survey asked a
Speaker 1: thousand daters what might a daring thrill seeker suggest to
Speaker 1: do on a first date? Okay, and I have the
Speaker 1: top answers in front of me. You'll need to give
Speaker 1: me the correct ones. In another game of unglued family feud.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll start with the man who'se go to
Speaker 1: move on a first date is playing human Jenga that
Speaker 1: Jeffrey pull the whole body out time Jeffrey names something
Speaker 1: a daring thrill seeker might suggest to do on a
Speaker 1: first date. Okay, I think it's kind of thrilling and
Speaker 1: romantic on a first date when you sneak into someplace
Speaker 1: that you know you're not supposed to be. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it's a setting of a lot of horror films, right,
Speaker 1: They're going to go make out in the abandoned church,
Speaker 1: or like in the empty football stadium or in the
Speaker 1: courtroom at midnight. Yeah rooms, sweet. Remember in college, me
Speaker 1: and this girl broke into the chemistry lab late at
Speaker 1: night to do what assignments feel safe? To me that
Speaker 1: that is actually what it was. Really, I'll just say
Speaker 1: it was hot in that chemistry building. I think is
Speaker 1: trespassing a thrill seeking activity, except trespansing as panting too,
Speaker 1: Chemistry trespassing is not. Yes, let's go over to Alexis.
Speaker 1: It's not like super thrilling. But I think like a
Speaker 1: scary movie to me, is like a good one. You
Speaker 1: don't actually have to do anything, you know scary. You
Speaker 1: don't have to watch the movie. Really, yeah, exactly, it
Speaker 1: just parts I'm gonna go a scary movie, Jake, very
Speaker 1: thrill seeking too for the movie. Please, scary movie is
Speaker 1: not on the list. I'm sorry, Darren thrillseeker. What are
Speaker 1: you going to do on a date if you're a
Speaker 1: daring thrill seeker. The first thing I thought of, and
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's daring enough, is like, um,
Speaker 1: gokart go carts, you know, better than hot wheels. My
Speaker 1: children enjoy go karting, you know. Obviously I'm not a
Speaker 1: thrill seeking at all. So then I try to think
Speaker 1: more extreme and maybe this is too extreme, but my
Speaker 1: answer is gonna be skydiving. Oh you're going that, you'd guy?
Speaker 1: Diving is number one on my made it up. At first,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, they're gonna go on a scary
Speaker 1: roller coaster. But now with Jose's answer being number one,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm gonna go bigger than that, Bigger
Speaker 1: than skydiving. At first I thought romantic hot air balloon.
Speaker 1: That would scare me so much, and I think, well,
Speaker 1: they get caught in like lines of oh I didn't
Speaker 1: know that. Or bungee jumping. Yeah, I think if you
Speaker 1: ever watched The Bachelor, they're always doing tandem bungee jumps
Speaker 1: on the first day. All right, I'll go bungee jumping, Jake.
Speaker 1: Bungee jumping is number two on my rock. We're back
Speaker 1: to Jeffrey, something a daring thrill seeker might do on
Speaker 1: a first date. Well, if there's anything I've learned from
Speaker 1: watching the Fast and Furious movies, it's that illegal street
Speaker 1: racing turns people on. I had a feeling that none
Speaker 1: of these are illegal activities since trust passing wasn't on there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it has to be like heart pounding, intense sort
Speaker 1: of activities. That fall in line was skydiving and bungee jumping.
Speaker 1: You're drifting, so yeah, we're gonna go with drifting during
Speaker 1: a street drifting during an illegal street race, not in
Speaker 1: on drifting during an unregulated street race. I really thought
Speaker 1: you had it's wrong with I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: like thrilling enough, but I know a lot of couples
Speaker 1: that go rock climbing together. I mean, I think if
Speaker 1: you're outside the gym, if you're your outdoors, it is
Speaker 1: probably no ropes and free climbing. I'm an illegal mountain climbing.
Speaker 1: Rock climbing is number four, all right? Going over the list,
Speaker 1: Number one was skydiving, Jose said, Number two Brooks said
Speaker 1: bungee jumping. Number three was roller coasters, and number four
Speaker 1: Alex to Scott, which was rock climbing. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be getting shot because I don't know how
Speaker 1: to spice it up on a first date. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: sing danger Zone by Kenny Loggins while I get shot,
Speaker 1: reving up your engine, listen to the howling roll yeah,
Speaker 1: begging you totech and go. The dangers are are Kenny Loggins?
Speaker 1: That's your shot collar question of the day Broke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. We can all agree the thoughts
Speaker 1: that you have when you're sober are different than the
Speaker 1: thoughts that you have when you're drunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Like just the other day, I was randomly thinking, huh
Speaker 1: my mom hasn't called me in like two days. Wow,
Speaker 1: I wonder what she's up to. What you thought that?
Speaker 1: I thought that I thought you would think, thank God?
Speaker 1: But then I cracked open a Mike's hard lemonade. Of
Speaker 1: course that's what you're drinking. Eight minutes later, a minute
Speaker 1: I am screaming into a pay phone on the side
Speaker 1: of the road, saying, why don't you love me anymore? Mom?
Speaker 1: Are you're too busy enjoying your retirement? Now we need
Speaker 1: to call you a little baby boy? Mis' I don't
Speaker 1: even have a mother. Just the first mics hard, hard,
Speaker 1: but second another it just makes you go to sleep.
Speaker 1: We've all been there. I don't think so there. That's
Speaker 1: why I'm glad everyone in this room is one hundred
Speaker 1: percent sober for a brand new What's on Your Mind? Well, crap,
Speaker 1: I forgot about Brooks, so let's call it. You know what,
Speaker 1: it's seventy five percent sober. Hopefully seventy five percent. I
Speaker 1: mean I hold my alcohol better than it could be.
Speaker 1: An interesting look into what we've all been thinking about.
Speaker 1: Brand new What's on your Mind? It's Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning, and somethings look kind of weird on
Speaker 1: the outside but are actually nice on the inside, like
Speaker 1: a Kiwi fruit. Oh yeah, kind of ugly looking, but
Speaker 1: you opened up up, it's like, oh, this is sweet.
Speaker 1: Or one of those geode rocks with crystals inside, or
Speaker 1: a massage parlor in a strip mall, it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: they have shagg carpet in here. Fancy. And that's what
Speaker 1: this segment's all about. Okay, It's called What's on your Mind,
Speaker 1: where we go around the room to see if what
Speaker 1: we have going on inside isn't as horrible as what
Speaker 1: we're showing on our outsides. Starting with Brooke Brook, what's
Speaker 1: been on your mind? Well, it went to the pumpkin
Speaker 1: patch over the weekend. What a racket, I say, what
Speaker 1: a waste of money. I know it's going to be controversial, okay,
Speaker 1: And I know Alexis you like to go to get
Speaker 1: your Instagram picks, But my god, there you just are
Speaker 1: paying money left and right for what I don't really know.
Speaker 1: To keep the farms going is what you're paying for.
Speaker 1: I don't go, so I don't know. I've never been
Speaker 1: to the pumpkin patch, but I don't you just pay
Speaker 1: for entry, Yes, you pay for an entry. You pull
Speaker 1: up and there's more cars there than a professional sporting event,
Speaker 1: and there's so many people. We go in. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, can we make this quick? But of
Speaker 1: course we can't because there's donuts for sale, there's Hey
Speaker 1: rights for sale. That then you also have to take
Speaker 1: and the Hey ride. Mind you, what is that? You
Speaker 1: literally just go out and then you come right back
Speaker 1: and we don't see nothing. You see maybe some broken down,
Speaker 1: busted buildings in the back. I feel that they haven't
Speaker 1: done a thing. With and then one fat cow. That cow,
Speaker 1: that cow is worth the price. And then and then
Speaker 1: you pick out these pumpkins. You have no idea how
Speaker 1: much they're going to weigh. Yeah, you get up there
Speaker 1: and they're like one hundred pounds of pumpkins, but multiple
Speaker 1: they added up quickly. Yeah. So I'm just saying I'm
Speaker 1: not going next year. I'm not going. They didn't have
Speaker 1: that much fun. They're not going to It's not a
Speaker 1: lifelong memory. Really, I can get them from the grocery store, Okay, eliminate, Okay, yeah, Jose,
Speaker 1: what's been on your mind? Well, if you guys didn't
Speaker 1: know already, I'm on Cameo and we get requests all
Speaker 1: the time. I know Brooke is too for like birthdays
Speaker 1: and holidays. But the other day I got a very
Speaker 1: special request. Oh really from a guy named Aaron who
Speaker 1: wanted to propose to his girlfriend Tina using me. Oh
Speaker 1: but he like keeped out you. Hey, I want to
Speaker 1: call that cheeping out. Okay, I'm like twenty five dollars. Wow, anyway,
Speaker 1: just listen to this. No, no, we're gonna at its Tina.
Speaker 1: I on the main to spake with you. I got
Speaker 1: a special message from your boyfriend or from Aaron. Me
Speaker 1: and him did battle back in the day. It's a
Speaker 1: good friend and he reached out and he has a
Speaker 1: specific message and this is a secure line, so I
Speaker 1: know what I can tell you. He says your ring
Speaker 1: is secure and he wants to ask you to marry him.
Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty special. Put him out. I got a
Speaker 1: parachute over India. I can't tell you exactly where, but
Speaker 1: somewhere around Coca. You'll never find me. Now what did
Speaker 1: he wait? Did he request clout? Thank god? And does
Speaker 1: his girlfriend listen to the show too, because you wouldn't
Speaker 1: understand what was going on? Well, I hope so, because
Speaker 1: the next day I realized, like I hadn't heard back
Speaker 1: from him, So I'm like, I wonder if he said yes.
Speaker 1: And then I did eventually get a message from him,
Speaker 1: and all he said was thanks. That was great. Oh oh,
Speaker 1: so I hope it went thanks. That was a bad
Speaker 1: idea on my definitely one of the most romantic proposals
Speaker 1: that we've heard on this show. Yeah, so congrats, Yes,
Speaker 1: if they said yes, I didn't even say yes, Tina,
Speaker 1: we get it, Alexis, tell us what's been on your mind?
Speaker 1: So I had an interesting weekend. The city near est
Speaker 1: does like Octoberfest in like a little Bavarian town. They
Speaker 1: moved to a new city this year, and I decided
Speaker 1: this is the year I'm going to try to go.
Speaker 1: Supposed to be a big party. Yes, right, I get there.
Speaker 1: I've been planning this for months and it's dead. There's
Speaker 1: ten people in there, and I just drove like three hours.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I drove for this. You'll get a drink
Speaker 1: and that is exactly brooke. The employee says, wait, you
Speaker 1: drove three hours for this employee, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's supposed to be an annual event. So I'm trying
Speaker 1: to find like the German events. Yeah, like maybe you
Speaker 1: just are missing You're the long ten. Totally. I do
Speaker 1: find beer pong, except it's after the hours kids are
Speaker 1: supposed to be allowed there and there's children playing beer pong. Wait,
Speaker 1: children like eight ocer. They were like, okay, let's just
Speaker 1: give food at this point German food. Yeah, you got
Speaker 1: the best are corn dogs in elevators, the one pretzels,
Speaker 1: whatever our crown. So then we go back. We're like,
Speaker 1: let's give this venue of ten people a chances inside
Speaker 1: you know the German in band the y MCA comes on.
Speaker 1: Everybody ten people are seeing to the blackest and I
Speaker 1: look around and I like, is this where I'm at
Speaker 1: in life? Are you just waiting? Yeah, success, look into
Speaker 1: it before you go in the future, everybody, that's hilarious
Speaker 1: on your mind. So I just had my birthday and
Speaker 1: happy Birthday. Over the weekend. I went out to a
Speaker 1: restaurant and the waiter comes up to the table and
Speaker 1: they say, you know, are we celebrating a special occasion here?
Speaker 1: And they go, well, it's actually his birthday. And I
Speaker 1: do the thing where I blush and I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, stop, I stop it. I like it. But
Speaker 1: the way it was like, okay, happy birthday. And everybody
Speaker 1: knows that restaurants for birthdays, they usually give you a
Speaker 1: free dessert at the end of the meal. So I'm
Speaker 1: checking out the dessert men. You're thinking like, what are
Speaker 1: the gonna bring getting the kremberlet? Are they going to
Speaker 1: hit me with the chocolate mouse? We reaching the end
Speaker 1: of the meal, no dessert? Oh, And I'm thinking like,
Speaker 1: do they not do free desserts at the fancy French restaurant?
Speaker 1: And they don't fancy you need to go to like
Speaker 1: the Olive Garden, at least name on the plate in
Speaker 1: a sauce or something something nothing. So I just signed
Speaker 1: the bill all kind of confused, and then I noticed,
Speaker 1: oh wait, they automatically include a twenty percent gratuity, but
Speaker 1: I already written in my own twenty percent check It
Speaker 1: can't scratch it out, you do, so I just leave
Speaker 1: it and I tip forty percent on my birthday with
Speaker 1: no free dessert. That really checks out for you. Text
Speaker 1: into seven eight five nine to tell us what's been
Speaker 1: on your mind? It's broken, Jeffrey in the morning. A
Speaker 1: lot of texts coming in today with people sharing what's
Speaker 1: been on their minds to seven eight five nine too.
Speaker 1: This text says, you know, jose gets all the attention
Speaker 1: for having the best laugh, which he does, but I
Speaker 1: really don't think Jeff gets enough props for his laugh.
Speaker 1: He has a really great one too, Jeff laugh for us, No,
Speaker 1: you scoff. I mean, I'm gonna be real here. I
Speaker 1: hate my laugh. You do you like hold it in
Speaker 1: until you can't? I really did. I feel like when
Speaker 1: I laugh it sounds like goofy, Like oh god, I
Speaker 1: hated I'm just gonna move on to the next tech.
Speaker 1: Another text says, I listen to you guys every morning
Speaker 1: at work and I have to stifle my own laughter
Speaker 1: in front of my office mates. Thank you all for
Speaker 1: everything you guys do, Jef, just like me and all
Speaker 1: of our other co workers, they always stifle their laughter
Speaker 1: whenever they're around. Does it's weird? And another text says,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about what you guys look like because I've
Speaker 1: never googled y'all, but I don't want to do it
Speaker 1: because I'm scared. What if Alexis isn't cute? Oh man, Oh,
Speaker 1: she's going to be the disappointments For your own sake,
Speaker 1: don't google up yea and keep protects. Coming into seven
Speaker 1: eighty five nine two, we're gonna do Laser Stories. It's
Speaker 1: the radio segment that's starting a new trend on TikTok
Speaker 1: where instead of putting milk over your cereal, he just
Speaker 1: pours half a quard of Chick fil At sauce that
Speaker 1: is so thick. Yeah, try that with your Apple Jack.
Speaker 1: It's Laser Stories is segment where we read weird news
Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 1: we have a laser and those other mango stains just
Speaker 1: don't this first laser stories out of Michigan. Recently, a
Speaker 1: thirty year old woman named Ashley Trout went on a
Speaker 1: shopping spree with a stolen credit card, and she might
Speaker 1: have gotten away with it except for one small mistake
Speaker 1: at one stop, a tractor supply store. Ashley must have
Speaker 1: forgot what she was doing because she used her personal
Speaker 1: rewards card to get an extra three percent off even
Speaker 1: if it's not your money. Authorities were able to easily
Speaker 1: connect the transaction to her loyalty account, so they went
Speaker 1: to her residence and found it wasn't just one stolen card.
Speaker 1: Ashley and her husband, Edward, confessed to much more because
Speaker 1: turns out they broke into at least fifteen storage units
Speaker 1: and stole the stuff in size Oh god, I still
Speaker 1: cake over that they have a rewards program at the
Speaker 1: tractors supply store. The two were charged with conducting a
Speaker 1: criminal enterprise, breaking and entering with intent, and possession of
Speaker 1: a stolen credit card. So it's an important lesson to
Speaker 1: all of those people out there who want to be criminals.
Speaker 1: We have a lot of those that listen to this show.
Speaker 1: If you're using a stolen credit card. You don't need
Speaker 1: to worry about qupons. Yeah, maybe don't use the stolen
Speaker 1: credit card now the qupons. This next laser stories out
Speaker 1: of Oakland, California. The other day, a woman ran into
Speaker 1: a local Ramen restaurant saying her life was in danger.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, and then a man ran in after
Speaker 1: her and put her in a chokehold. O my god,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, call the authorities. Well she didn't have
Speaker 1: to do that because, fortunately for her and everyone else around,
Speaker 1: the employees were trying out costume night at the restaurant,
Speaker 1: and they were all dressed up as Power Rangers. Yea,
Speaker 1: here's a picture of all the employees in their costumes.
Speaker 1: When they made the he really got attached by the
Speaker 1: power Rangers. They immediately jumped to the woman's aid, they
Speaker 1: look great, they really do. The yellow ranger in the
Speaker 1: black Ranger demanded that the man must leave, but then
Speaker 1: he swung at them. Oh, don't swing at the rangers man. Surprisingly,
Speaker 1: the server Simon, who was dressed as a Yellow Ranger
Speaker 1: block the hit, grabbed the guy's collar and started dragging
Speaker 1: him out of the place. The woman was told to
Speaker 1: hide in the kitchen because the fight wasn't over. Oh,
Speaker 1: even though the man was outside, he was still throwing
Speaker 1: stuff at the windows, trying to get back in to
Speaker 1: pull this broke. And I imagine they're slow animated defense,
Speaker 1: like when they block. Finally, the restaurant of power rangers
Speaker 1: had enough and they did a ten second team huddle,
Speaker 1: rushed the guy, then piled on top of him until
Speaker 1: police arrived. Machine. So what about the other customers, Well,
Speaker 1: the pink power Ranger came back inside and told everyone
Speaker 1: the good news that because of the unexpected commotion, their
Speaker 1: food would be free. A good day. I gotta show
Speaker 1: this news story to my kids. This next size of
Speaker 1: story is out of Food News. Not sure how you
Speaker 1: feel about this, but Pizza Hut is getting more personal
Speaker 1: beyond its personal pan pizzas. What does that mean, Well,
Speaker 1: for customers who find ordering a whole pie daunting, the
Speaker 1: chain's offering its version of individual slices with a twist.
Speaker 1: We are really that bad at decision making that we
Speaker 1: can't just order a whole pie. Well that's it's overwhelming
Speaker 1: when you get a whole. When you get a whole pizza,
Speaker 1: sometimes you just want like a slice. So they go
Speaker 1: to a slice place. But if you like the Pizza
Speaker 1: Hut pizza, Okay, okay, what do they got? They're doing
Speaker 1: something called Pizza Hut melts creamy. No, that sounds delicious.
Speaker 1: So for six dollars and ninety nine cents per slice,
Speaker 1: the actually seven dollars a slice. Well, it's actually two
Speaker 1: slices of its thin and crispy pizza folded together and
Speaker 1: filled in the middle with toppings and cheese, baked to
Speaker 1: a melty perfection, creating a cow zone like style. Mea,
Speaker 1: this looks like an Italian casadi if you ask Pizza
Speaker 1: Hut's official spin on it is this quote. Unlike most
Speaker 1: pizza dishes, melts were designed for a pizza party of one,
Speaker 1: giving guests the option to enjoy the delicious taste without
Speaker 1: having to order a whole pie whenever or wherever they want. Wow,
Speaker 1: you know they give you two of those. There's actually
Speaker 1: four slices of pizza there. Yeah. Yeah, melts are available
Speaker 1: to order very soon. Get your melt on, son, I
Speaker 1: don't think that's yeah. If I was in the marketing
Speaker 1: department over Pizza Hut, they'd have cool slogans like that
Speaker 1: all day long. Pizza what now pizza Pizzay, okay, I'm
Speaker 1: next lasor stories out of the lexicon of emoticons. New
Speaker 1: research was just done to find out which emojis are out. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is according to gen Z no man and I've
Speaker 1: got bad news for your brook. They surveyed two thousand
Speaker 1: people between the ages of sixteen and twenty nine and
Speaker 1: overwhelmingly said there's at least five emojis that, when used
Speaker 1: in texting, make you seem super old. I've fallen and
Speaker 1: I can get up. You know. I tried to retire
Speaker 1: the like crying laugh emoji, but so I just used
Speaker 1: a sidewaiste one. But it's still hard that one's not
Speaker 1: on the number one on the list. Yeah, this one
Speaker 1: is out. The thumbs up emoji, oh yeah offensive. Now
Speaker 1: for the younger people, thumbs up is really passive aggressive,
Speaker 1: Yeah it is. It's super rude if someone just sends
Speaker 1: you a thumbs up. If you do it in person,
Speaker 1: it's kind of passive aggressive too, Like I don't think
Speaker 1: I ever give somebody a thumbs up some like nor
Speaker 1: cool dude from across the room with a smile. It's different.
Speaker 1: Second is the red heart emoji. I don't care who
Speaker 1: I used purple too. Gen Zers say that the red
Speaker 1: hearts played out. No, those are the love okay, just
Speaker 1: giving up on all of it. The other ones that
Speaker 1: make you seem super old are the okay sign with
Speaker 1: your like the hand okay. Oh yeah, that was only
Speaker 1: used for dirty things. No okay, okay okay, the check
Speaker 1: mark also out, and the Pooh emojio there. And while
Speaker 1: I don't have time to explain why all of those
Speaker 1: are outdated, the most decisive one is definitely the thumbs
Speaker 1: up okay done. So what should you do instead if
Speaker 1: you want to tell someone that you got their text?
Speaker 1: Instead of giving a thumbs up, gen Z says, simply
Speaker 1: like the text. It's that easy unless you're the green
Speaker 1: bubble in the group, and then you screw the whole
Speaker 1: thread up for everybody. A friend who just starts did
Speaker 1: because we're both on Android. He started copying the text
Speaker 1: and like spelling out liked and then repeats so it
Speaker 1: looks like he hasn't. I would block him immediately. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: If you don't know, if you have anybody who doesn't
Speaker 1: know how to like a text, it's really easy. You
Speaker 1: just double tap it. Speaking of double tap, this guy
Speaker 1: just hearted his home though emoji fun Tonight that soundings
Speaker 1: Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 1: We'll do it again, same time on Friday, Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. If you know anything about our
Speaker 1: own Jose Bolanos, it's that it's really hard to get
Speaker 1: onto his bad side. Yeah. Yeah, that's true, because he's
Speaker 1: just a sweet, forgiving man. Thanks or keep going or forgetful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one of those. Like a delivery driver could bring him
Speaker 1: the wrong food order twice, Yeah, and he'd still thank
Speaker 1: them and give them a fifty percent to hey, I'm
Speaker 1: trying something new. Opportunity or a date could stand him
Speaker 1: up at the restaurant was zero explanation. Jose would still
Speaker 1: send flowers to her home and her work, like I'm
Speaker 1: sorry if I did something wrong, Thanks for giving me
Speaker 1: the opportunity. A stranger could drug him and harvest his kidneys.
Speaker 1: In Mexico, Jose would wake up and compliment how they
Speaker 1: did his stitches and then offer up his liver for free. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and in Mexico, I'd be like, you guys have some tacos,
Speaker 1: but I can send him to the other girl. There
Speaker 1: is one group of people though, that Jose refuses to
Speaker 1: forgive and that's cheaters. Oh that's actually true. I hate cheaters.
Speaker 1: That's why he's so happy that we created this next
Speaker 1: segment called Busted, because more cheaters are about to get exposed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's through you. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to like. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but what if that cheaters delivers you some lunch. We're
Speaker 1: gonna do it. Brand new Busted at seven ten Sneaky husbands,
Speaker 1: bad boyfriends, and worse girlfriends. They done, They could get
Speaker 1: away with them, but now they're about to get busted.
Speaker 1: Every good, helpful warning has to rhyme like click it
Speaker 1: or ticket. Oh yeah, that's how it sticks. If you bend,
Speaker 1: the dance will end. Yeah, and if you thrust it,
Speaker 1: you'll get busted. It's not a threat, it's a promise
Speaker 1: that we carry out right here on this segment where
Speaker 1: you can share stories about how you caught your significant
Speaker 1: others being unfaithful to you. And we've got a few
Speaker 1: listeners ready to expose some of their dumb xes. Let's
Speaker 1: start with Melissa. Melissa, tell us how you busted your
Speaker 1: significant other. So this was years ago. I was dating
Speaker 1: my ex for a little bit and I brought him
Speaker 1: to a family reunion because I wanted him to meet everyone, right,
Speaker 1: getting serious. Yeah, so you know, I was introducing him
Speaker 1: all my family, my extended family. Well, he's meeting everyone
Speaker 1: for the first time, including my twin sister, right, and
Speaker 1: we're identical. So I introduced him. They seem to be
Speaker 1: getting along great. I'm going to like help with food
Speaker 1: on the other side of the yard or something. Everyone's
Speaker 1: a few everyone's a few drinks in at this point, right,
Speaker 1: So I live across the yard. I see my boyfriend
Speaker 1: and my twin talking and I noticed he has his
Speaker 1: hand on the small of her back and like it's
Speaker 1: and it's like going south. And I'm like, maybe maybe
Speaker 1: he's just like a little confused. He's a little tipsy. Um.
Speaker 1: And I was about to go over there, my attention
Speaker 1: got grab elsewhere and I see that there they go
Speaker 1: into the house. Oh, so I was like, maybe, like
Speaker 1: maybe you know my sister, maybe she's just like playing
Speaker 1: a little pray on me, getting back at me or
Speaker 1: something to do. I have a boyfriend, so I follow them,
Speaker 1: and I find them in the bathroom and they're hooking up.
Speaker 1: They're up the serry on top. He's calling her by
Speaker 1: her name. It's not even a mix up, that's him. No,
Speaker 1: what is he? What do you got to evil twins? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know, I know. This is how I found out
Speaker 1: I'm a good twin. So wow, let's go to Joseph.
Speaker 1: Tell us how you busted Jersey naganother Well, this was
Speaker 1: four or five years ago and basically my girlfriend at
Speaker 1: the time called me on phone told me her her
Speaker 1: car had run up, she run a gas on the highway.
Speaker 1: Did you go rescuer? Do you do what I do
Speaker 1: with my husband? Just a cultural way, you know. I
Speaker 1: jumped the car and was like, cool, tell me where
Speaker 1: you're at, and then, you know, heading on my way. Okay.
Speaker 1: Five minutes later, Actually she called me back and said, actually,
Speaker 1: never mind, I found the card for the road side
Speaker 1: assistance and I just called them. They're on their way. Okay.
Speaker 1: Well perfect. But the thing is I was already on
Speaker 1: my way, you know, and already was all set to
Speaker 1: do it. And also there's a chance that like it's
Speaker 1: going to work out a lot more expensive than just
Speaker 1: buying a can of gas. So I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: let me head on out there. Well I wish I hadn't.
Speaker 1: I wish I'd just turned around. Why well, because I
Speaker 1: get there to where she says it was, and there's
Speaker 1: the car, but she's not in the car. He's in
Speaker 1: the triple A Guys tow truck and uh, she's given
Speaker 1: him what now, Well, let's just say she tried to
Speaker 1: claim that she'd been looking for a pen on the
Speaker 1: floor of that car. She was the one giving him
Speaker 1: road side assistance. Oh my god, we thing for five
Speaker 1: years later, they're still together. Whoa You still follow them online? God?
Speaker 1: I mean we have a lot of mutual You can
Speaker 1: admit that you stalk her online. You know. Listen, man,
Speaker 1: I'm happy for him. God bless them. You're not say
Speaker 1: that but a good guys. Anyway, Lisa, we have time
Speaker 1: for one more. Lisa, tell us how you busted Jersey
Speaker 1: and begin other. Okay, So I worked for a catering
Speaker 1: company and I was doing my thinging catering or whatever.
Speaker 1: I actually didn't see the actual wedding because we were
Speaker 1: like setting up and getting things, you know, last minute
Speaker 1: stuff done or whatever. So I was like out in
Speaker 1: the lobby passing appetizers or whatever, and the DJ called
Speaker 1: for the Bridleak party to come out and as they're
Speaker 1: doing that, they're clapping and whatever. My boyfriend comes out
Speaker 1: because he was a groomsman, And did you know he
Speaker 1: was in the wedding or at the wedding? I didn't
Speaker 1: even know he was at a wedding. And the wedding,
Speaker 1: I didn't know he was even at a wedding. That's
Speaker 1: not a good sign. So what happened? You just forget
Speaker 1: to tell you about his best friend that was getting married. Well,
Speaker 1: he forgets to tell me that. He also forgets to
Speaker 1: tell me that he was there with his ex girlfriend
Speaker 1: who he's stilled together with. Yeah, they started kissing as
Speaker 1: everyone sharing them on and they're stealing the thunder from
Speaker 1: the briding groom in that moment. That's the real crime.
Speaker 1: Did you confront him and make a mess out of
Speaker 1: the wedding? You know what I did? I feel that
Speaker 1: my trade of a bunch of mini cocos and I
Speaker 1: just accidentally, on purpose, dropped it all over his nice tucks.
Speaker 1: You wasted good mini tacos? Did you do them? Support?
Speaker 1: Don't take it out on the tacos. Still, I don't
Speaker 1: forgive you for that one. If you have a funny
Speaker 1: story about how you caught your ex cheating. You could
Speaker 1: be on the next edition of Busted Phone Taps coming
Speaker 1: out Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Normally, if we
Speaker 1: ever get a phone tap request from someone wanting to
Speaker 1: prank their X, it's not great news. Yeah, they're like,
Speaker 1: can you expose my cheater ex boyfriend for being the
Speaker 1: biggest liar on earth and tell him his mom sucks
Speaker 1: and he's gonna die alone? They want have a little fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we really get those requests though, A really hilarious baggage
Speaker 1: to unpack there. But today we decided to actually do it.
Speaker 1: What because this former couple actually gets along and they're
Speaker 1: raising a son together who's an elementary school So we
Speaker 1: call the dad posing as a substitute teacher and tell
Speaker 1: him a weird incident happened in the classroom recently. You
Speaker 1: can hear how daddy reacts in your phone tap right
Speaker 1: now the twenties. Hello, Hi is uh? Is this Nathan's dad?
Speaker 1: This is Nathan's dad? Who is this? Hey? How's it gone?
Speaker 1: I'm mister Paul. I'm the substitute teacher this week for
Speaker 1: missus Ole. Okay, this is Joseph. Yeah, I knew who
Speaker 1: you are. That's why I called you. Hey, Um, I
Speaker 1: need to clarify something with you. I had a little
Speaker 1: bit of a disagreement, well situation with your son today
Speaker 1: in the classroom. Um, but what an argument? Almost not quiet,
Speaker 1: but it was very interesting and I think it's important
Speaker 1: enough that you should know what was said. What's it about. Well,
Speaker 1: I was teaching the kids about the Solar System and
Speaker 1: the planets, and little Nathan, bless his heart, he decided
Speaker 1: to raise his hand and says, um, excuse me, mister Paul,
Speaker 1: Pluto technically isn't a planet. Why did you did you
Speaker 1: hear that? Yeah, I mean I don't I don't really
Speaker 1: appreciate the you know, you're trying to imitate my son.
Speaker 1: First of all, Oh, my apologies. It's more about the
Speaker 1: fact that he was incorrect. I mean, that's that's why
Speaker 1: I'm calling. So you know it raised some eyebrows coming
Speaker 1: from a teacher. Well, he wasn't incorrect. He's right, Pluto
Speaker 1: is not a planet. Oh this is an issue at home. No,
Speaker 1: it's not an issue. He was right, Pluto is not
Speaker 1: a planet. I'm not sure why you had to call
Speaker 1: my son out like that in class, and you're funny,
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, are you measuring with me because you're
Speaker 1: technically your son called me out and I'm the teacher,
Speaker 1: so it's like, who's in the right obviously me, Well,
Speaker 1: he is right, you're wrong. Okay, Well he's in third
Speaker 1: grade and I'm a big, grown adult with a fully
Speaker 1: functioning developed brain. I feel like me, being a substitute teacher,
Speaker 1: you should probably maybe listen a little bit. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to say this. If I came
Speaker 1: out weird, I apologize. I don't care if you're a
Speaker 1: substitute teacher or a regular teacher. You're getting your facts wrong. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's cute. Listen. I think we should do an at
Speaker 1: home experiment. When Nathan comes back to the house. You
Speaker 1: two should go onto a website called Google. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: do you need a spell it for you? I can
Speaker 1: stop right there. Oh how did you? How did you
Speaker 1: even get a job there? Huh? Well do they? I
Speaker 1: will have you know. I have a lot of experience
Speaker 1: in the teaching field. I have several degrees from Facebook, Marketplace,
Speaker 1: and a couple from Wish. Really, yeah, that's not what
Speaker 1: people are learning, that's what people buy crap. I beg
Speaker 1: to differ. I actually get most of my facts from
Speaker 1: Facebook in general. Well, well that explains why you think
Speaker 1: Pluto's an actual planet. Okay, hey, not only is Pluto
Speaker 1: a planet, if you google it you'll see Pluto's also
Speaker 1: the dog of bugs, Bunny and Daffy Duck. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you are a warn. I mean, this is not a
Speaker 1: good look at my son's school. It sounds like you're
Speaker 1: the one with disinformation, sir, so I think we need
Speaker 1: It's misinformation, not disinformation. Look, whatever you'd like to call it.
Speaker 1: Let's just remember who the teacher is. And speaking of teachers,
Speaker 1: I think it's time we call a meeting. Oh, let's
Speaker 1: do it. I can't wait. Okay, you're named the time
Speaker 1: and place, and I'll beat the crap at you tomorrow
Speaker 1: one pm. PM stands for pacifier magnesium. By the way,
Speaker 1: you might want to rethink your career in which one
Speaker 1: this one or uber eats. Yeah. I got a lot
Speaker 1: of jobs, yeah, uber eats. Yeah that makes a lot
Speaker 1: of sense. Yeah, and dollars and free food. Sometimes, you know,
Speaker 1: really late, you're pissing me off, buddy, You are pitching
Speaker 1: me off. Okay, well you know who else is pissed off?
Speaker 1: It's your ex wife, because she's the one who set
Speaker 1: you up for this phone call. My ex wife. What Yeah,
Speaker 1: she agrees Pluto's a planet. We talked. What wait, what
Speaker 1: is going on here? No, let me explain. Man. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm jose from The Raider Show, Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you serious. Yeah, it's a joke.
Speaker 1: I mean, my son was complaining about the teaching the
Speaker 1: other day, but I didn't know she was gonna put
Speaker 1: me up to this. Yeah, Aaron did set you up.
Speaker 1: She said, you know, he's not really feeling all the
Speaker 1: teachers this year, So we figured, Hey, why don't we
Speaker 1: just call up and give some disinformation. Huh, spread it
Speaker 1: all over Facebook. Yeah, you're the substitute teacher. You're the
Speaker 1: smart one. Remember, finally some respect. Thank you wake up
Speaker 1: every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. One of the most
Speaker 1: attractive qualities anybody could have is the ability to remain
Speaker 1: calm in the middle of an unexpected frantic situation. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, that would not be okay. That's why Jack
Speaker 1: from the Titanic was so freaking hot. I don't think
Speaker 1: that's why he was hot. I think so because while
Speaker 1: everybody else on the boat is freaking out ye, climbing
Speaker 1: into lifeboats, jumping overboard, Jack's going down to deck four
Speaker 1: to grab another lobster roll? Is that what he did?
Speaker 1: Is that why he only got a door to get on,
Speaker 1: because if he would have hurried up, maybe he could
Speaker 1: have gotten a boat. It's all crazy around him, and
Speaker 1: he's like, yo, Rose, I don't care if the ship's
Speaker 1: sinking right now, it's cool. Let's paint each other naked
Speaker 1: again again. That's how I remember the movie. It's been
Speaker 1: a while since you've seen it. I guess so. And
Speaker 1: one of our listeners met her Jack the other day
Speaker 1: because he stayed cool and collected when they met in
Speaker 1: a very weird, chaotic circumstance. And now she's looking to
Speaker 1: get a date out of it. If it's a different
Speaker 1: ending than the Titans Yeah, I don't think we're going
Speaker 1: to be able to get a hold of it. Then
Speaker 1: well I don't know. Then it's pretty good for me.
Speaker 1: You're gonna hear her crazy story when we do a
Speaker 1: brand new Second Date update. Next Second Date update. Do
Speaker 1: traumatic experiences really bond people closer together? I think they do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, which is why I constantly try to traumatize
Speaker 1: our listeners every single day's Jeff's work. That way, they
Speaker 1: feel closer to us and they keep on listening and
Speaker 1: become attached in an almost unhealthy way. Yeah, that's my
Speaker 1: goal for the fans of this show. Tatize out there
Speaker 1: because we love you. And one of our listeners says
Speaker 1: she went through a dramatic experience recently and I can't
Speaker 1: wait to hear what that was. So Nicole, welcome to
Speaker 1: the show. And is the dramatic experience listening to us
Speaker 1: in the morning? Is that what you're talking about? No,
Speaker 1: that always frightens my day. Actually, we're not doing our jobs. Then,
Speaker 1: I just wanted you to scream in response to Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: Just there and there it is. That's what we want. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you said it frightens your day, right, not brighton? There
Speaker 1: you go. Yeah, that's it. That's okay. Perfect. Now, So
Speaker 1: tell us about the guy that you ended up meeting
Speaker 1: during this traumatic experience. What happened totally? What happened? Well,
Speaker 1: it kind of feels cliche, like something from a sitcom.
Speaker 1: I don't know. We actually got stuck in an elevator together,
Speaker 1: like one of those parking garage elevators up to a business.
Speaker 1: Oh good, it was up to a business because the
Speaker 1: public ones kind of smell like you're in and the
Speaker 1: elevator stopped by itself or did you hit like a
Speaker 1: button to make it stop because you noticed he was cute?
Speaker 1: Oh no I did. I was no, no, no, it
Speaker 1: just stopped on itself. We had like barely lifted off
Speaker 1: the floor, and it just kind of quotes, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling when that happened? You know, it
Speaker 1: was not fun. I mean at first I was just like, okay,
Speaker 1: it's a little hiccup, but then it just stayed not moving.
Speaker 1: How long were you in there? It was like close
Speaker 1: to forty minutes all told. Yeah, yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: don't really consider myself claustrophobic, but you know, those parking
Speaker 1: garage elevators are pretty small. It was it just you
Speaker 1: and him in the elevator. Were other people in there too? No,
Speaker 1: it was just us too. Okay, so you're like, at
Speaker 1: least a hot gentleman couldn't work? Yeah, yeah, sorry, what
Speaker 1: was the guy's name that you were stuck with. His
Speaker 1: name was Sean. Okay, how was Sean doing? Was he
Speaker 1: also pretty scared? No, he seemed really chill about it,
Speaker 1: super calm. Yeah. And after a few minutes, I he
Speaker 1: just kind of like introduced himself and was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, we just now those happens with me all
Speaker 1: the time. You just pushed the call button and wait
Speaker 1: for help. That's kind of a weird thing to say
Speaker 1: to somebody. Happen. Yeah, I mean, it's quite possible he
Speaker 1: just said that to try to make me feel better
Speaker 1: because he could see the panic on my face. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's nice. Yeah. So yeah, so he seemed like a
Speaker 1: cool person too. Then. Yeah, and so he just started
Speaker 1: asking me about you know, like where do you live
Speaker 1: and oh his family clothes, tell me about your siblings,
Speaker 1: you know, just we just kind of did he use
Speaker 1: totally yes, just like that that's a better idea than
Speaker 1: what I had in my head, like where do you
Speaker 1: live your family film? No, it sounds like he was
Speaker 1: being like just trying to help you relax a little
Speaker 1: bit and think about something besides the fact that you're
Speaker 1: stuck in a molting Yeah, totally. Well, and you have
Speaker 1: a guy who's like asking you questions, interest in learning
Speaker 1: about you too, like, were you guys able to actually
Speaker 1: kind of hit it off? Well, when the elevator finally
Speaker 1: did start moving, you know, as we stepped out, he
Speaker 1: asked me for my phone number. Oh oh good, that's
Speaker 1: not necessary, right, And we texted the next couple of days,
Speaker 1: back and forth, you know, just laughing about the situation.
Speaker 1: And did he ask you out finally? No, he never
Speaker 1: actually did, but immm, maybe I overstepped. I did say,
Speaker 1: you know, we should go to a restaurant sometime without
Speaker 1: an elevator. You know, that's funny. I don't yeah what
Speaker 1: what was his response? Just nothing? Just he's totally ghosted
Speaker 1: me since then. Oh well, maybe he just didn't see
Speaker 1: it the same way did you. I mean, did you
Speaker 1: find out is he single? No? I didn't get any
Speaker 1: like relationship details from him. I just assumed he was
Speaker 1: single at the time because he asked for my number.
Speaker 1: But looking back, you know, I wonder if maybe he
Speaker 1: is in a relationship or even married, and maybe thought
Speaker 1: he could, like I don't know, have a little thing
Speaker 1: on the side. And then you had forty minutes to
Speaker 1: check out and see if there was a ringing, so
Speaker 1: single minded focus on one the situation and then two
Speaker 1: just trying not to freak out. When most people go
Speaker 1: into survival mode, they're not checking to see if they
Speaker 1: have like an engagement ring. I think, oh weed. But
Speaker 1: you know what we're gonna This is weird that he
Speaker 1: hasn't talked to you. We're gonna play a song. We'll
Speaker 1: come back. We'll call Sean for you. There's a chance
Speaker 1: that he might actually be stuck in another elevator, because
Speaker 1: he says it happens to him all the time. Maybe
Speaker 1: he's been in there for a whole week. We're going
Speaker 1: to be the heroes. But well, we'll find out in
Speaker 1: just a minute when we do your second date update
Speaker 1: right after this. Okay, one of our listeners, Nicole, got
Speaker 1: stuck with a guy in an elevator, and we're about
Speaker 1: to call that guy. But she's lucky that she wasn't
Speaker 1: stuck in an elevator with me, because I'd be taken
Speaker 1: out ceiling tiles, punching a hole right through the top
Speaker 1: of it, and then telling Nicole, hop on my back, girl,
Speaker 1: We're climbing this cable to freedom, and afterwards as worth
Speaker 1: standing on the rooftop and the helicopters about to land
Speaker 1: and take me off to Antarctica. Nicole says, but wait,
Speaker 1: I don't have your phone number yet. And that's when
Speaker 1: I turn around and I toss her a wink and
Speaker 1: I say, yeah, you do check your contacts. It's under
Speaker 1: mister mystery. Yea, I slipped it out of your pocket
Speaker 1: between floors seventeen and eighteen. Don't be a stranger, kid,
Speaker 1: you're still talking for some reason. The building would have
Speaker 1: exploded as you take off in the helicopter. Okay, it
Speaker 1: happens every time. Is the real hero here, Jeffrey or
Speaker 1: mister Mystery? I'm sorry? Yeah, who's not very who's not
Speaker 1: very mysterious? Well? How optimistic are we here, Nicole? I
Speaker 1: mean I feel optimistic. Well, we were totally engaged, and
Speaker 1: he don't use that word when we talked about might
Speaker 1: freak about. I mean, I know you're optimistic, but may
Speaker 1: I remind you he hasn't called or texted back in
Speaker 1: close to a week. Ye wad, Yes, let's pull the
Speaker 1: fire alarm in the building and call this guy. I
Speaker 1: am not buying tickets to this movie, all right, here
Speaker 1: we go. Let's call Sean and see what he has
Speaker 1: to say. Hello, Hey, we're talking to Sean. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: this is Sean. Who's this? This is jeff from the
Speaker 1: radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. But some
Speaker 1: know me as mister mystery. We're still doing this. Okay,
Speaker 1: what's up? Yeah? I don't want to waste your time
Speaker 1: or anything here, but one of our listeners has been
Speaker 1: trying to get a hold of you for like a
Speaker 1: week now, so we're hoping to connect you too. Who
Speaker 1: are you talking about. It's a woman that you got
Speaker 1: stuck in an elevator with not too long ago, named Nicole.
Speaker 1: Oh um, okay, okay, yeah, okay, Well we do this
Speaker 1: thing called a second date update. That's what this is. Um,
Speaker 1: technically this wasn't a date. But Nicole was very grateful
Speaker 1: for what you did for her while you were stuck
Speaker 1: in the elevator together. So why I'm on the radio?
Speaker 1: You thought maybe you guys had something like you could
Speaker 1: there was potential there? Did she read that right? Maybe initially,
Speaker 1: but like not really? I mean, can I ask you?
Speaker 1: Did you find her attractive at all? Yeah? She's cute,
Speaker 1: It wasn't it's this isn't like a superficial thing. She
Speaker 1: just the more we were in there, she just started
Speaker 1: confessing things and it was just too much. Oh it
Speaker 1: was a lot. It's not like her deathbed, save those.
Speaker 1: She was sharing memories with him. What do you mean confessions.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's her deal. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: want to air out her stuff on the radio. Okay,
Speaker 1: well that's I mean, that's nice of you, but like
Speaker 1: you don't have to tell us the worst stuff that
Speaker 1: she said there. It could be something even little that
Speaker 1: struck you as being a little bit odd because she
Speaker 1: knows by doing this segment she might hear something that's
Speaker 1: a little bit embarrassing. That's that's that's fair. I mean
Speaker 1: she did call you, um, yeah, something about it. When
Speaker 1: she was little, she took an extra piece of pie
Speaker 1: at Thanksgiving when her grandma wasn't looking like her grandma
Speaker 1: really wanted that piece of pie. It was like, that's
Speaker 1: cute that I didn't realize she was such a bad person. God, no,
Speaker 1: wonder you're not calling her back. Yeah, I mean that's
Speaker 1: where it started. Um, sounds like a cute memory, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it started from kids stuff and then like went progressively older,
Speaker 1: like she was in middle school and she made fun
Speaker 1: of a kid at school that wore sweatpants and called
Speaker 1: him sweaty Scottie. Oh I think it was sweaty Scottie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was something like that. I mean, it is pretty good.
Speaker 1: I really can't hear anymore that we need to stop here.
Speaker 1: Oh God, Okay, so she's on the line. Yeah, Sean,
Speaker 1: That's that's kind of how this works. We we usually
Speaker 1: have them waiting and we called them in when it's
Speaker 1: the right time. Usually, Well, I just I can't. Um, No,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna We're not gonna share anymore. No, you
Speaker 1: just feel bad about sweaty Scotty because yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just it's been on my conscious and I just
Speaker 1: don't need anything else aired right now. But more importantly,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm confused, Sean. You're not calling me back
Speaker 1: because I was sharing weird stories. What I mean, what
Speaker 1: was I annoying you with them? Or it felt like
Speaker 1: you might have boundary issues. Boundary does not mean he
Speaker 1: doesn't she doesn't know what not to share or is
Speaker 1: that what you mean? Yeah? And like I don't really
Speaker 1: know you, but you also led with like the worst
Speaker 1: aspects of yourself according to you. So that's not like
Speaker 1: a great first impression. Okay. If you think taking pie
Speaker 1: at Thanksgiving is like the worst aspect of somebody, that's
Speaker 1: pretty heavy. Oh do you want me to share more?
Speaker 1: Or was that enough? That was sweaty Scott enough? I
Speaker 1: mean I kind of want you to share more. It
Speaker 1: doesn't sound that bad. If we could talk about the
Speaker 1: time she sideswiped apart car and just didn't leave a note,
Speaker 1: we could talk about that they are getting a little better,
Speaker 1: if that makes sense. That's pretty bad, Sean. If that's
Speaker 1: how you felt about her, and all those confessions turned
Speaker 1: you off, then why did you ask for her number?
Speaker 1: That's what I want to know. I was worried about her.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to make sure she was okay. I'm
Speaker 1: not a monster. I just not a monster like she is.
Speaker 1: But I don't I don't understand. And like, why did
Speaker 1: you keep texting me? I mean it was more than
Speaker 1: just hey you okay, it was like three days of
Speaker 1: text I think that's what it really is, Sean. You
Speaker 1: actually like her more than you realize. I did hear you.
Speaker 1: You said you sorry was cute? Oh I did ask
Speaker 1: you that, and you said you thought she was attracted.
Speaker 1: I don't see how that's relevant to her sideswipe and
Speaker 1: cars and calling people making well, is that she felt remorseful,
Speaker 1: That's why she was telling you these things. It's not
Speaker 1: like she was like some crazy that didn't feel bad
Speaker 1: about it. We've all done bad things, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1: I agree, It's just you generally find out about those
Speaker 1: things like later, after you've got to know a person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but now it's all on the table. Isn't it better
Speaker 1: to have all this information? If this is as bad
Speaker 1: as it gets, do you have any more confessions? I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm made out with the mail room guy at the
Speaker 1: company holiday party one year, and that's not bad. I mean,
Speaker 1: why are we talking about all all the old stories
Speaker 1: from Nicole's paths when what we really need to be
Speaker 1: focusing on is the two of you and the Yeah,
Speaker 1: the relationship I can see forming between you guys. At
Speaker 1: least you guys are really good communicators. It's kind of
Speaker 1: cute and looked for the record. I mean, it was
Speaker 1: an extraordinary circumstance. I was a little panicky, I'm sure right.
Speaker 1: Overshared things that would never normally happen on a first date. Yeah, Sean,
Speaker 1: I think you need to go and share these stories
Speaker 1: during a real first date outside of a broken elevator,
Speaker 1: where it's more appropriate to do it and we want
Speaker 1: to pay for that date. Well, some of the church,
Speaker 1: they can go to a confessional. Yeah, down the road.
Speaker 1: It's a really funny story that could be cute. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Or you say no and you traumatize her even more
Speaker 1: and this is a horrible memory that haunts her forever
Speaker 1: that she's going to get stuck. You want to traumatize
Speaker 1: your Sean, is that what you want to do. You're
Speaker 1: putting her on an elevator and you're hitting the panic
Speaker 1: button right now. If you say no, there's no pressure here.
Speaker 1: We really would you guys go out again. Don't listen
Speaker 1: to jail or else. It's better to be with someone
Speaker 1: that overshares than doesn't share at all. What do you think, Sean? Well,
Speaker 1: let me ask do you want to go with me? Like?
Speaker 1: Are you Are you still in? Yeah? I'm totally still in. Okay, Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm really interested. I feel like I shared me. I'd
Speaker 1: love to know more about you, Sean. I mean it's
Speaker 1: a yes from everybody in the room, but the one
Speaker 1: that matters, is you? What do you say? One more
Speaker 1: chance for Nicole and then let's do it. You guys
Speaker 1: are gonna be cute. So what terrible memory are you
Speaker 1: going to share with her? Sean to make her feel better?
Speaker 1: We'll save that for the date. I'm not putting that
Speaker 1: out on the radio. No, I'm under no obligation to
Speaker 1: do this. Absolutely not. Looks like we should do a
Speaker 1: three way call with the mail room guy. Let's make
Speaker 1: this interesting. Now we're getting spicy Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: You know, I hope that guy didn't just say yes
Speaker 1: because we pressured him into doing it, Like, I hope
Speaker 1: he actually really wanted to see Nicole again. You want everything,
Speaker 1: don't you, jeff Yeah? I want to say yes. You
Speaker 1: want him to feel good about saved. Yes, I'm the
Speaker 1: villain for one of Nay. Ultimately, I'm glad that cooler
Speaker 1: heads prevailed because, honestly, they never would have spoken to
Speaker 1: each other ever again, if we didn't call. That's true.
Speaker 1: She was wondering, does it say so much about us
Speaker 1: that we didn't think that she did anything that bad
Speaker 1: in her life? Yeah? What is that about our own personality?
Speaker 1: The confessions were not that bad? But it was it
Speaker 1: was nice. We get them on the phone, you talk
Speaker 1: it out, you hear both sides. You're reminisce about the
Speaker 1: good times with the mail boy, and next thing you know, boom,
Speaker 1: it's a date. Yeah. Simple mail boys always lead to
Speaker 1: a date. Am I right? Is that why Alexis was
Speaker 1: chilling over by the mail room earlier? She doesn't und
Speaker 1: she doesn't even know how to mail anything. I was
Speaker 1: trying to learn new things rockets. Anyway, Remember if you
Speaker 1: ever want us to call somebody for you, try and
Speaker 1: get you a date. Email the show. We'll call that
Speaker 1: person who wasn't calling you back. Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning, gone for seven in a row today, and
Speaker 1: guess what, we have a twin on the phone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Sean from Seattle is a twin because he has an
Speaker 1: identical twin sister. That's interesting. I've never heard that happen before.
Speaker 1: He's what's it called a marvel of science? Aren't you? Sean?
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Hey, guys, how's it going? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I want to know what's it like being a twin?
Speaker 1: Is it annoyed or is it cool? Because you have
Speaker 1: to share everything? No? We we share everything and read
Speaker 1: each other's minds every day, Like, what is she thinking
Speaker 1: right now? Well, she's in Bali right now, so she's
Speaker 1: probably sipping on my tie, just big killing. It's night.
Speaker 1: So it's like I'm playing you and her at the
Speaker 1: same time. Exactly. I hope she's real drunk. I still
Speaker 1: think Sean has the advantage here. We're sending Brook out
Speaker 1: of the studio. While that happens, you know, the game's played.
Speaker 1: He got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know when, you can say pass. But
Speaker 1: you have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready, Sean?
Speaker 1: Let's do this? All right? Good luck man? Here goes.
Speaker 1: Time starts now, Today's International New Friend Day. In the
Speaker 1: TV show Friends, who was Monica's brother ros? The iconic
Speaker 1: Apollo Theater is located in what state New York? Hydrochloric
Speaker 1: acid is located in what part of your body? Stomach?
Speaker 1: How many seasons did Russell Wilson play for the Seattle Seahawks?
Speaker 1: He what is the name of the special one month
Speaker 1: calendar that counts down to Christmas? Avan calendar? Sean, God
Speaker 1: kill it on that round. Brook's gonna come back in studio.
Speaker 1: It really is too much. Yeah, I know, I felt good.
Speaker 1: But and Sean, I see on the phone screen to
Speaker 1: hear that you work for Amazon. I do yet? So
Speaker 1: how many times have you cried this month? It's been
Speaker 1: at least three or nine am this morning? Does Bezos
Speaker 1: actually collect all the tears of the employees? And no? No,
Speaker 1: nom okay, smart decision, Sean Bos, do listen to the show?
Speaker 1: All right, Brooks, he return, you're ready, Jeff Bezos listens
Speaker 1: to the show. Okay, here goes your time starts now.
Speaker 1: Today is International New Friend Day In the TV show Friends,
Speaker 1: who was Monica's brother Chandler? The iconic Apollo Theater is
Speaker 1: located in what state New York? Hydrochloric acid is located
Speaker 1: in what part of your body? Stomach? How many seasons
Speaker 1: did Russell Wilson play for the Seattle Seahawks seven? What
Speaker 1: is the name of the special one month callander that
Speaker 1: counts down to Christmas? Advent? Neville long Bottom is a
Speaker 1: character from what book series? All Right, I got those
Speaker 1: answers in time to head over the scoreboard to see
Speaker 1: how you both did with Jose Was it getting my
Speaker 1: sphincter bleached? Is that what I am? I income for Sean,
Speaker 1: you did something that rarely happens in this game, and
Speaker 1: you did not get one right, you got five for fun.
Speaker 1: Last question you did get an extra question I did
Speaker 1: didn't get your pa didn't have to seed, but and
Speaker 1: you only got four. Congratulations Sean, you took down Brook.
Speaker 1: Dang it. Wow, thank you. We got some prizes for
Speaker 1: you here in just a second. But first we're gonna
Speaker 1: go over the answers Today's International New Friend Day. In
Speaker 1: the TV show Friends, Monica's brother is Ross, husband is Chandler.
Speaker 1: Those lines between brother and husband really by Chanler. I
Speaker 1: don't know, yeah they iconic Apollo Theater is located in
Speaker 1: New York, specifically in Harlem. Hydrochloric acid is found inside
Speaker 1: your stomach. Russell Wilson played for the Seahawks for ten seasons. Brooke,
Speaker 1: I'm past. Yeah, I don't like a relationship. I don't
Speaker 1: know the details. I don't really remember that guy. The
Speaker 1: one month calendar that counts down to Christmas is an
Speaker 1: advent calendar and Nevill long Bottom Yes was from Harry Potter. Now,
Speaker 1: Sean my favorite, don't sleep on Neville. Dude. He turned
Speaker 1: out so hot too. I hear that man talk about
Speaker 1: a glow up Sean. Congratulations. Not only do you win
Speaker 1: a hundred of brooks Bucks, dang it, Sean, but just
Speaker 1: for playing, you also get a ten dollars Starbucks gift
Speaker 1: card and now you can try your breakfast sandwiches the
Speaker 1: Jose Way, Oh that which is with four extra sausage
Speaker 1: patties on top, which he calls the meat Mountain where
Speaker 1: Starbes meets Arby's, Starves meets Arby's. Yes, so you enjoy
Speaker 1: that show, Maybe you can split that with your twin
Speaker 1: sisters meets and coffee. This one's gonna be all for me.
Speaker 1: A congratulations man, Thank you so much for plying appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. We'll be back to win Brooks Buck
Speaker 1: same time tomorrow, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,