Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Black
Speaker 1: ad Trend. For Jane the rock wants trend is what
Speaker 1: I wanted to call James. I almost did it again,
Speaker 1: dwander Wickenson because my brain is a broken But yeah,
Speaker 1: Black Adam came out last night and it's cleaning up.
Speaker 1: We'll get into it. I'm Jack and that over there,
Speaker 1: well that's Miles hih hih. Steve Bannon is trending a
Speaker 1: really fucked up day. Man, this guy got four months
Speaker 1: just because you've fucking ignored a subpoena. It's like you
Speaker 1: can't do fucking anything anymore in this fucking country, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: while the Gestapo is really out. Yeah, yeah, exactly, they're out.
Speaker 1: They're out enforcing, you know, subpoenas. Uh. The d O
Speaker 1: J was like, hey, can we get six? And he
Speaker 1: got four, So I guess that's that. Uh, And he yeah,
Speaker 1: he's he's he will be going to to there, he
Speaker 1: will be going to their for four four months. So
Speaker 1: this is like official official, because I feel like there's
Speaker 1: been a lot of like, oh, they're gonna do this
Speaker 1: and that, and you know, at a certain point, my
Speaker 1: ability to understand anything in the legal realm beyond a
Speaker 1: basic Mattlock plot starts failing me. So but he's now like,
Speaker 1: he will be going to jail. Good thing, he asked, Jack,
Speaker 1: because this still America. He won't have to serve the
Speaker 1: sentence until the appeal of his conviction place. Uh, and
Speaker 1: so we'll see, I mean he he's also like, let
Speaker 1: me just get probation. Um, and so look, we'll see again.
Speaker 1: We'll we'll believe when we see it. But that's what
Speaker 1: the actual sentence is. At this point. We can't say that.
Speaker 1: Um okay, I'm like, and I know with like Alex Jones,
Speaker 1: everyone's like, why is info war still on? It's like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, Chapter eleven bankruptcies are a real funny thing
Speaker 1: because it's meant to help the business stay alive while
Speaker 1: it's negotiating with its creditors. In this case, Steve, yeah,
Speaker 1: in this case the parents of the victims that one
Speaker 1: their cases. So yeah, there's a look, Jack, there's many
Speaker 1: ways to make it look like you are getting punished,
Speaker 1: and then you can kind of just like sidestep. Hm, um,
Speaker 1: midnights is trending? No no clue why. Maybe everybody just
Speaker 1: got on social media at midnight and it was like,
Speaker 1: look at midnight because at night snack. That's my best guess. Um. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I don't know anything else. I think it could be
Speaker 1: an album that I've heard describe as fine by Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift fans other swift Ease. One of our producers said,
Speaker 1: the first half of of the word midnights is very appropriate. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: super producer Becca that it's a little bit. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: after one listen and don't come for her. Don't come
Speaker 1: for her. She said, we already asked, We already asked.
Speaker 1: She says she was out here and she said, oh no,
Speaker 1: she said, I'm ready. She said, I'm ready. I've heard
Speaker 1: it described as stud reputation. It's like reputation has fermented
Speaker 1: in a more adult sound. Um. I know the song
Speaker 1: shake It Off by Taylor Swift, that that's from reputation.
Speaker 1: I think that's um, which is another album. She drops
Speaker 1: the album. She stays dropping albums. That's the thing. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Look, her music has never quite got
Speaker 1: to the point where I'm like, oh, okay, okay, I
Speaker 1: get why people like it. So look, if y'all got
Speaker 1: a new album, good for you. Because I like when
Speaker 1: albums come out that I work with, and I wish
Speaker 1: I could do. You know, I get I see all
Speaker 1: the memes. Sounds like people like it. So I have
Speaker 1: a great weekend with that, please do all right? Cheesecake
Speaker 1: Factory is trending back to high culture than you. Just kidding,
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift. Fans don't come from me, Cheesecake Factory. People
Speaker 1: on Twitter are asking the question did social media harm
Speaker 1: the reputation of the cheesecake Factory. Yeah, it's so. This
Speaker 1: tweet is a lot of people are quote tweeting this tweet.
Speaker 1: Quote Before social media, Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Cheesecake Factory,
Speaker 1: We're all considered solid places to eat somehow. Now everyone
Speaker 1: hates those places. You'll be active for the internet. M h.
Speaker 1: I feel like people regularly talk about they love Hospitaliano,
Speaker 1: they love Cheddar Bay biscuits, they love menus that are
Speaker 1: so fucking big they will give they will damage your
Speaker 1: risks just trying to casually flip through the hundreds or
Speaker 1: thousands of pages men used that can double as a
Speaker 1: murder weapon. Oh yeah, oh yeah, the cheesecake Factory. I mean,
Speaker 1: we've we've said on here that I think it's probably
Speaker 1: the cultural creation most likely to represent America and like
Speaker 1: a human history Hall of Fame or like museum of
Speaker 1: like what what was that? Like? What did each culture
Speaker 1: bring to the table. I feel like the cheesecake factory
Speaker 1: might be the thing that America gets credited with and
Speaker 1: described by, because it is like all about appropriation and
Speaker 1: just turning it into billions of calories that can you
Speaker 1: can uh make you feel great for a half hour
Speaker 1: and then really really bad for a little bit longer.
Speaker 1: But it's interesting to me that they would think that
Speaker 1: social media is making these things less popular, because I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel like generally we've always kind of approached olive garden,
Speaker 1: red lobster, and cheesecake factory with a pretty firm circumspect
Speaker 1: understanding that they are delicious food that is probably not
Speaker 1: very good for you. Yeah, I think all of these. Sure,
Speaker 1: there's like fine dining, but also this is like fine dining,
Speaker 1: it's fine tea, Like this is every like it's like
Speaker 1: the fucking fanciest place you go to when you're young
Speaker 1: and broke, and then you still have fond memories even
Speaker 1: if you start eating other ship or you're right changes.
Speaker 1: But for me, it's more like red lobsters just aren't
Speaker 1: around like they used to be, right like that, So
Speaker 1: I'm sure in certain markets they've may be dwindled. But
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, I'll always order chicken
Speaker 1: littles at the Cheesecake Factory. It was like one of
Speaker 1: the there was like a gumbo thing or like the
Speaker 1: Kumpal chicken and shrimp that was similar. It was just
Speaker 1: both surf and turf mixed in with a sweet, tangy
Speaker 1: sauce and just uh like a wheelbarrow full of rice
Speaker 1: and always always satisfied. I also wonder if this isn't
Speaker 1: one of those things where someone on social media is like,
Speaker 1: we used to think this was the best restaurant. It's like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: we did when we were children, and then we like
Speaker 1: grew up a little bit, you know, and that doesn't
Speaker 1: mean it's a bad place to eat, but like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I definitely thought the Olive Garden was a fancy restaurant
Speaker 1: when I was like up through probably middle school, because
Speaker 1: that was where my family went when we went out
Speaker 1: to eat, you know. My parents wouldn't go to restaurants,
Speaker 1: so I thought every fucking one was fancy. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: she remember when I went to out Back Steakhouse. I
Speaker 1: fucking almost did a fucking back flip, yeah, because I
Speaker 1: was so turned up off the fucking realness about back.
Speaker 1: It's like, what the fuck? Out Back was an event?
Speaker 1: It was a happening like when out back because out
Speaker 1: Back it was like Olive Garden, Red Lobster, Cheesecake Factory
Speaker 1: were there, and then out Back came through. I guess
Speaker 1: around the same time as Cheesecake. But I just remember
Speaker 1: that being like the new kid on the block. It
Speaker 1: was like a dang steakhouse. You're kidding me? Were we millionaires?
Speaker 1: Like out Back was like stealing their grandmother's like pills
Speaker 1: and selling them at school, like when they saw like, oh, shoot,
Speaker 1: who's the new edgy kid on the block there, Like
Speaker 1: Friday's Australian grandson. Yeah, and he's But those beers are
Speaker 1: so big the people, the beers the people are drinking
Speaker 1: at the bar are are the size of my leg um. Anyways,
Speaker 1: shout out to Cheesecake Factory. Never feel bad about appreciating
Speaker 1: some good chain restaurants. Two more than two hundred fifty
Speaker 1: dishes made from scribes every day is what it says
Speaker 1: on their menu. Oh really, two it's just reading the
Speaker 1: sub division. Like if you look at an online menu,
Speaker 1: it's they have the section from the bar small plates
Speaker 1: and snacks, appetizers, appetizers, salads, flat bread, pizzas, salads, lunch favorites,
Speaker 1: glam burger, sandwiches, pasta specialties, fish and seafood, steaks, eggs
Speaker 1: and almond, Saturday and Sunday brown skinny listious kids, men
Speaker 1: you side dishes, desserts, beverage is happy? Are special men
Speaker 1: you temporarily unavailable? What what must the like? They really
Speaker 1: have something figured out in that kitchen, Like that's that
Speaker 1: is where the brain power that like went into winning
Speaker 1: World War two, like right when it's now like devoted
Speaker 1: to creating just the many layers of bureaucracy and engineering
Speaker 1: that is required to make that menu on demand every
Speaker 1: single day at like thousands of places around the country.
Speaker 1: Why can we not mobilize like this for climate change?
Speaker 1: But we can to get your text mex egg rolls
Speaker 1: to come out within five minutes of ordering them. Is
Speaker 1: it's not profitable? All right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. And we're back and my Sharona
Speaker 1: is trending. Yeah, someone on this is a trending thing
Speaker 1: on Twitter. My Sharona is trending because someone tweeted like
Speaker 1: pick between my Sharona by the Knack or a rock
Speaker 1: Sam by the Police, And a lot of people are
Speaker 1: saying they are they love that underage first love song?
Speaker 1: Which one is an underage first love song. I actually
Speaker 1: didn't know either of those were. Oh do my Sharona
Speaker 1: it is? Oh the lyrics never gonna stop. Give it up,
Speaker 1: such a dirty mind. I always get it up for
Speaker 1: the touch of the younger kind. My my boy, who
Speaker 1: didn't you can catch that? Yeah, because stories about like
Speaker 1: a high school girl he fell in love with man.
Speaker 1: But a lot of a lot of popular music. Remember
Speaker 1: I remember the first time I caught it. There was
Speaker 1: a song it was like a on like adult contemporary
Speaker 1: listening when I was a kid, and like, you know,
Speaker 1: my parents still controlled the radio. And it opens like
Speaker 1: jee'z just sixteen years old, right, leave her alone? They say,
Speaker 1: I was like, yo, get that thirty point like you
Speaker 1: sound like a full grown man, my guy, Like, well,
Speaker 1: there's a funny ass TikTok sketch there where it's the
Speaker 1: manager and the recording on the other side of the
Speaker 1: recording booth. When they're singing that, they're like, yo, yo,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what the funk you just say? He only
Speaker 1: gets it up for the touch of the younger kind, Okay,
Speaker 1: And even then it's like it's not even really talking
Speaker 1: about her. It sounds like he's just generally saying that
Speaker 1: you know me, Yeah, you know this guy. It's not
Speaker 1: just this one time for me. It's a it's kind
Speaker 1: of my thing. I mean, I always get it up
Speaker 1: for the touch of the younger kind. Uh, let's turn
Speaker 1: it into a fun my mo ma, my sharone. Man.
Speaker 1: That's because everybody who's talking about it, like, as I
Speaker 1: look through the tweets, I have not seen really one
Speaker 1: reference about like what like who Sharona is and how
Speaker 1: he met her when she was in high school, and
Speaker 1: everyone's like it's just so bouncy. He's like also like
Speaker 1: I just can't stand stings voice in the in the
Speaker 1: way he sings rock Sand. I'm like, yo, rock Sand
Speaker 1: all fucking day, right, Yeah, I mean it rock Sand
Speaker 1: is pro sex work. I think it's sex because he's
Speaker 1: talking about falling in love with a sex worker. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know if there's like anything. I mean, I
Speaker 1: also have not analyzed the lyrics to that. I just
Speaker 1: know that. I mean, he says that right there, I
Speaker 1: love you since I knew you, I wouldn't talk down
Speaker 1: to you. I have to tell you just how I feel.
Speaker 1: I won't share you with another boy, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. He's just trying a little possessive. But a
Speaker 1: little possessive. Look, you know, you either respect what they're
Speaker 1: doing for the living or like just realized, don't get
Speaker 1: in their way. But yeah, my Sharona. I think the
Speaker 1: other thing is too Like I wonder if like for
Speaker 1: some people, like the police are just too ethnic because
Speaker 1: a lot of their ship was like reggae ish, where
Speaker 1: it's like do dodd date date do do? Is like
Speaker 1: easy for people. Then you know that little off you know,
Speaker 1: a little bit of off beat ship from the police.
Speaker 1: But whatever. Oh so my Sharona is not by the
Speaker 1: people who saying I would walk five thousand miles. That's
Speaker 1: that is something my brain did. I was like, those
Speaker 1: are the same. Yeah, for some reason, it's just like
Speaker 1: we're s My Shrontas by a l a band uh
Speaker 1: came out in nineteen seventy nine. Anyways, Trump is trending
Speaker 1: who's this? What's this? This guy actually officially formally has
Speaker 1: been and they have issued their subpoena for big old
Speaker 1: Donald Trump to come on down, saying, hey, turn over
Speaker 1: the documents by November four and appear for a deposition
Speaker 1: on November again, like most things dealing with our legal
Speaker 1: system and Trump Fuckory. We'll see, we'll see where that goes.
Speaker 1: But they they they're now saying like, well, now we're
Speaker 1: doing it. We're not just you know, they voted it
Speaker 1: like last time we heard that, they unanimously voted. Now
Speaker 1: the formal issuing of the subpoena has happened. But and
Speaker 1: then Black Adam has promised. Dwayne the Rock Johnson's d
Speaker 1: C Universe movie made its Thursday night uh premiere last night,
Speaker 1: and it was bringing in the that bafo b oh miles.
Speaker 1: It's like seven point So it's like not none of
Speaker 1: this like is a guarantee that it's going to stay
Speaker 1: this popular through the weekend. But I think it bested
Speaker 1: fast and the Furious Six Hobbs and Shaw and even
Speaker 1: F nine, which I guess he wasn't in, but still
Speaker 1: like for comparisons sake, F nine like did incredibly well
Speaker 1: at the box office and was also like kind of
Speaker 1: in the post pandemic times, so people think this one.
Speaker 1: It's also like each big movie that comes out is
Speaker 1: coming out as like the only big new movie for
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks, you know, So I feel like
Speaker 1: that's helping. Yeah, I like there's a couple Vox said.
Speaker 1: Black Adam review The Rock deserved Better. Uh Black Adam
Speaker 1: review Dwayne Johnson's DC superhero movie rides the lightning but
Speaker 1: fizzles out. Oh um, Yeah, the reviews seem to be
Speaker 1: mid jack. How about this Four things parents should know
Speaker 1: about Black Adam. That's That's what I'm talking about. That's
Speaker 1: I just need to know what the parents should know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm actually really I think this is the more useful one. One.
Speaker 1: It is an antihero movie. Don't expect Johnson's Black Adom
Speaker 1: character to exhibit the qualities of Superman, Wonder Woman, or
Speaker 1: even cop and disguise Batman. Okay, morally ambiguous, okay, fine?
Speaker 1: Next to it introduces other superheroes too, Okay, thank you. Three.
Speaker 1: It's about justice, revenge, and redemption, is it? And finally
Speaker 1: it's before it's quite violent, right, Yeah, I mean that's
Speaker 1: that's what I got from the trailer. Um, It's interesting
Speaker 1: to me the idea of the Rock playing a superhero,
Speaker 1: because superhero is basically his persona, and so, you know,
Speaker 1: like he seems to believe he is a superhero, like
Speaker 1: his fans seem to believe he is a superhuman. So
Speaker 1: like the idea of elevating him to superhuman, it's like, well,
Speaker 1: what superpowers does this person have? The Rock doesn't already
Speaker 1: have like a like just because he he claims to
Speaker 1: be able to just like scale skyscrapers, you know, in
Speaker 1: in his other movies. That's at least the claim is
Speaker 1: like this is a superhuman being. But I guess I
Speaker 1: guess the idea here is that Black Adam is a god. Also,
Speaker 1: so maybe that's that's where we get the step up. Hey. Also,
Speaker 1: I don't want to spoil the film for you, but uh,
Speaker 1: this list about what parents need to know. It also
Speaker 1: does give you some naughty language counts. You're gonna again
Speaker 1: spoiler alert. You will hear the word piss twice, the
Speaker 1: word bastards once, hell three times. Shit. Really, I don't
Speaker 1: mean to say it like that, but I just want
Speaker 1: to emphasize that the press ship people need to hear
Speaker 1: ass is said three times and damn is said once.
Speaker 1: So you know, do with that what you will, but
Speaker 1: obviously keep your your kids and your family safe this weekend. Um,
Speaker 1: it's funny to like, see, just see the list of
Speaker 1: bad words out of context, because I'm sure it's all
Speaker 1: in the most innocuous way. Yeah, you know, blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: kissing my ass because when you just see the list
Speaker 1: next to each other, right, he's gonna piss in my ass.
Speaker 1: I'm doing out again, out of my ass again. After Damn,
Speaker 1: these bastards are pissing ass all over this hell place.
Speaker 1: Damn my ships. Superducer Brian said he's waiting for his
Speaker 1: jingle all the way reboot. I get that, but I
Speaker 1: don't the rock. He can't be smiley or like he
Speaker 1: needs to play like a fucking like loser guy who
Speaker 1: despite maybe you know, I don't know, like there's so
Speaker 1: much more complexity you can offer. But I think he's
Speaker 1: always like, I've never had problems. I've never had problems.
Speaker 1: My life is great and I'm very confident. Funk out
Speaker 1: of here. That's that's actually a perfect distillation of his
Speaker 1: entire persona never never have problems. Any problem is just
Speaker 1: a challenge for me to defeat with my three AM workouts,
Speaker 1: and exactly don't be a candy ass has been the
Speaker 1: rock check out this tattoo. Yeah, I've heard through the
Speaker 1: grape vines of the movie is somewhat boring, So whatever
Speaker 1: it is, I just can't. I'm sorry. I keep saying
Speaker 1: I can't keep up with all these motherfucking comic book films. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that is the that is officially make something interesting.
Speaker 1: How about like Black Air Force ones, you know and
Speaker 1: just and the people who know, they know and will
Speaker 1: go see it because it sounds absurd, But it's a
Speaker 1: supervillain that puts on a pair of Black air Force
Speaker 1: was it becomes the fucking It's like venom and ship
Speaker 1: takes over you. Black Panther Wakonda Forever is debuting November eleven,
Speaker 1: and people are projecting a hundred and seventy five million
Speaker 1: dollar opening weekend. See numbers I'm used to hearing like
Speaker 1: those are pre the good old days, before the pande
Speaker 1: is the good old used to be? Like with twenty million,
Speaker 1: this film is cooking and you're like, what that used
Speaker 1: to be a death sentence? I just saw the I
Speaker 1: I saw a movie last night, decision to leave, a
Speaker 1: really cool career movie by the director of Old Boy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, highly recommend. But the Wakonda Forever
Speaker 1: trailer played before the movie and got me going, got
Speaker 1: me excited in the house movies, and then Wakonda Forever.
Speaker 1: I was like, Yep, this fits. This works. It's wild
Speaker 1: when some film franchises are so big, like they break
Speaker 1: through even when you go to see like a like
Speaker 1: an indie film or like a film and it's like, a, look,
Speaker 1: they paid enough to get this trailer in here, so
Speaker 1: you're gonna have the notes coming out. Yeah, it does.
Speaker 1: Like I do think a suite of the rock remaking
Speaker 1: Arnold Schwartzenegger movies that like, to producer Brian is suggesting
Speaker 1: with the jingle all the way does make sense because
Speaker 1: they're working with the same sort of superhuman Mr Universe
Speaker 1: like big body, build and general vibe type thing. I do.
Speaker 1: I do. I think you're right. That would be interesting
Speaker 1: to see if he could pull off the the comedy
Speaker 1: of being vulnerable and being like at the end of
Speaker 1: his rope, you know, he needs like a punch drunk love,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Let's see where Let's see
Speaker 1: that moment, Let's see what you got. If not look,
Speaker 1: then just keep making your you know, macho meathead man
Speaker 1: movies or whatever. Instead of slamming a single screen door
Speaker 1: and breaking the glass, just the the entire neighborhood lays
Speaker 1: in ruins after he gets pissed on. Right, um, all right,
Speaker 1: those are some of the things that are trending on
Speaker 1: this Friday, October one. We are back on Monday with
Speaker 1: the whole last episode of the show. Until then, be
Speaker 1: kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine,
Speaker 1: get the flu shot, don't do nothing about white supremacy,
Speaker 1: and we will talk to y'all on Monday. Fight by