Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to sixty, episode
Speaker 1: one of Daly's I Guys Stay production of I Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 1: into America's share consciousness. And my windows are open, and
Speaker 1: I just realized that means that the scream that my
Speaker 1: wife has to like plan her day or I can't
Speaker 1: be having, you know, doing telemedicine in the in the
Speaker 1: house when I do the scream or like has to
Speaker 1: you know, go to a closet and surround yourself with coats. Well,
Speaker 1: that just happened to my whole neighborhood. So we'll we'll
Speaker 1: see how that goes. Maybe we have to do German Ship. Yeah, maybe,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it helps me energetically. Remember
Speaker 1: when I tried to like step back from it, and
Speaker 1: then I was like the walking you lost for a
Speaker 1: whole of it. You lost lost my whole mojo. Anyways,
Speaker 1: it's Monday, October, which of course means we are a
Speaker 1: week celebrating sorry, a week away from Halloween. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that to that too, That's yeah. It's also a National
Speaker 1: Bologney Day, World Meningitis Day, World Tripe Day, United Nation's Day,
Speaker 1: National Food day, shout out tripe, you know, shout at awful.
Speaker 1: M hmm that. I feel like Bologna and Tripe Day
Speaker 1: are kinda redundant because if Bologna isn't asshole's done, I'm
Speaker 1: I don't know what's what anymore. You know, it's not
Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien. I guess tripe is an assholes. It's intestines, right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's gotta clean a good once. This clean. Well, it
Speaker 1: tastes great. I mean, it still tastes a little gnarly,
Speaker 1: but funk with it in the right Koreans too, I will. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta have in the right context. I'm telling you. Well. Anyways,
Speaker 1: my name's Jack O'Brien. A kit Look at this photograph
Speaker 1: was probably taken by Miles's dad. I wish I had
Speaker 1: some mc hammer pants to cover my milk keith thighs
Speaker 1: when I dance. As courtesy of Fighter of the Night
Speaker 1: Man go back photograph. Appreciate people, you know, targeting my
Speaker 1: favorite song for a Yeah, yeah, just one of the
Speaker 1: one of the greats, one of the should be immediately
Speaker 1: added to the American Songbook along with This Land as
Speaker 1: Your Land. Anyways, I'm thrilled to be joined as always
Speaker 1: by my co host, Mr Miles Gray. Yes, Miles Grade,
Speaker 1: just getting back into town from East Coast trip. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much for having me in a place that
Speaker 1: had fall. I just want to say I might have
Speaker 1: been in d C, but I am firmly in the valley,
Speaker 1: So thank you. But it's also just a trip again
Speaker 1: for you know, coming from like the desert drought hellscape,
Speaker 1: that's l A where fall is more like, oh, look
Speaker 1: at the leaves turning. You're like, no, that tree is dead,
Speaker 1: Like actually seeing like the fall colors pretty beautiful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a there there are so many leaves that's wild
Speaker 1: on the East coast anywhere that's not l A. What
Speaker 1: do you do with all the fucking leaves? I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm showing my fucking like ignorance of somebody who like
Speaker 1: lives in a forever one note place. But I saw
Speaker 1: these leaves. I was like, you know what the funk
Speaker 1: y'all doing? These leaves? Just leave them up, put them
Speaker 1: in a pile, and jump at him. It's the whole
Speaker 1: thing too, so traditional fault. But then people are saying, well,
Speaker 1: you know you're not gonna be using your yard because
Speaker 1: getting cold, so it's not gonna keep your yard in check.
Speaker 1: But I don't know if that was like a lazy
Speaker 1: take from somebody who's just sort of like and they
Speaker 1: they're this biodegradable trash. Yeah yeah, I mean not everybody
Speaker 1: wreaks him up. Sometimes you just have a thing of dark,
Speaker 1: damp leaves, like where you got sick too? Oh hell yeah,
Speaker 1: very slippery. Well, anyways, miles, we are thrilled to be
Speaker 1: joined in our third seat by a hilarious and brilliant
Speaker 1: stand up comedian, writer, actor, improviser, and biomedical engineer. You
Speaker 1: can catch her on stages across the country. Please welcome
Speaker 1: one of the funniest humans anywhere doing it. It's called
Speaker 1: the Gala. What up? What are you? I feel like
Speaker 1: they should have like, you know, like they should have
Speaker 1: a fall leaf exchange program, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: send their leaves to less fortunate miles across the country. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: I've always dreamed of this. Wait, where'd you grow up?
Speaker 1: I grew up in Utah. That's all four seasons maybe, okay? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so what's what do you do with? Is there a
Speaker 1: thing to leaving them? Or like you wait till they
Speaker 1: all fall and then you like, now break them ships
Speaker 1: up because they all now they've all fallen down? Are
Speaker 1: you are you asking if it all falls down? Well,
Speaker 1: not like the not like the problematic artists of our time. No,
Speaker 1: we just you know, you rank them as you go.
Speaker 1: It depends on how many trees do you have. It
Speaker 1: depends on like the type of tree. You know, you
Speaker 1: got to make some you got to make some deciduous decisions.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? That spoken like somebody who
Speaker 1: has been around this season. I had no tree okay,
Speaker 1: the words for trees. It's crazy. What's good? How how
Speaker 1: have you been? I've been good. Uh. I was in
Speaker 1: India over the summer and then uh sorry, if there's noise,
Speaker 1: there's roof work happening. They've been working on my roof
Speaker 1: for I think since all of the time I've been here,
Speaker 1: so like those people might just live up there. I
Speaker 1: have no idea. Um, we're almost done, almost done. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're just like you know, the the work work work
Speaker 1: that music video where it's just like who I forget
Speaker 1: who it is. But they're just like they're using like
Speaker 1: a wrench on like a on like one of those
Speaker 1: big jack not jackhammers. But like one of those big
Speaker 1: pipes cranes or whatever. Yeah, they're just like hitting nothing.
Speaker 1: I feel like they're doing that. They're shooting a music
Speaker 1: video up there NonStop. Yeah. So I was in India
Speaker 1: over the summer, and then I was just in New York.
Speaker 1: I got back yesterday, just like working and living life,
Speaker 1: you know. And when you say working, like you were
Speaker 1: performatively using big tools, like big wrenches and formatively using
Speaker 1: big tools, That's how I would describe most comedy. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: if you're in our King and Savior Carrot Tops form
Speaker 1: of comedy, then yeah, I mean big tools tools. All right, Well, policy,
Speaker 1: we're going to get to know you a little bit
Speaker 1: better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners
Speaker 1: just a couple of the things we might be talking
Speaker 1: about today. We will check into the mid terms. We
Speaker 1: will check in on the delivery robots that we've been
Speaker 1: promised for so long. I have encountered a few of
Speaker 1: them on the street. They are unimpressive, wildly unimpressive. So
Speaker 1: we'll talk about that. How the future might not look
Speaker 1: completely the way we we all feared a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago, when Amazon was like, there's gonna be drones
Speaker 1: just flying through the air are like mosquitoes. I don't
Speaker 1: know why I'm pronouncing things weird today, but well we'll
Speaker 1: go with mosquitoes and then we might even get into
Speaker 1: the sectomy Mania. Yeah, it's a big professional wrestling event
Speaker 1: coming up. Okay, I'm listening. Before we get to any
Speaker 1: of that, Paula would like to ask our guest, what
Speaker 1: is something from your search history? The last thing I
Speaker 1: looked up was famous people from Lubbock because because I
Speaker 1: was born there and my Uber driver was like Jimmy
Speaker 1: Fox from there, and we found out he was from Terrell, Texas,
Speaker 1: which is six and a half hours away. But you
Speaker 1: know who was from Lubbock, Buddy Holly. Buddy Holly was
Speaker 1: from Lubbock. Seem to be soon to be you on there?
Speaker 1: You think you'll be on that name of notable. What
Speaker 1: do you call someone from Lubbock? Labuckian? That's that has
Speaker 1: to be. There's no other choice. Be a La Bucky
Speaker 1: and and get at us. We have we have some
Speaker 1: notes for you. We gotta keep it La buck. Let's
Speaker 1: oh love a kite? That's like boring. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: swash bucklery. You know what I mean yeah, yeah, Okay, wait,
Speaker 1: so how long were you in love it before you was?
Speaker 1: My parents lived there for a long time, but I
Speaker 1: was three and a half almost four when we moved
Speaker 1: to Utah. Yeah, but we we go back. We have
Speaker 1: like family and family friends there, you know. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: so still still something you visit. Yeah, yeah, and you
Speaker 1: have you have family there, like I have a similar
Speaker 1: relationship to Philadelphia, where like my whole families from there.
Speaker 1: But I didn't, like really I don't have any like
Speaker 1: formative memories there, but I think just through osmosis, I
Speaker 1: get a lot of Yeah, I have that. I do
Speaker 1: have like some of my first memories there, So I
Speaker 1: do have like that a little bit. But yeah, some
Speaker 1: of it's like just going back and hanging out, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is your first Okay I hate to just kind
Speaker 1: of go there with it like a stone thought, but
Speaker 1: can you actually think back to what your first memory is? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so my first not moving memory just like an image
Speaker 1: my parents. I think this is what it is from
Speaker 1: my parents stories. But it's like me alone and I'm
Speaker 1: seeing like a wall of like fluorescent flashing lights, and
Speaker 1: I think it's from when my dad and my uncle
Speaker 1: like changed my diaper at the mall, and they both
Speaker 1: left me because they thought that I was going with
Speaker 1: the other one. And then I got lost in the
Speaker 1: mall when I was two years old, like a baby genius.
Speaker 1: It was like night at the museum. But at the mall, No,
Speaker 1: some lady. My mom was like, oh yeah, some some lady,
Speaker 1: like white lady like found you and she saw that
Speaker 1: we looked the same because we had like similar like noses,
Speaker 1: and they saw like whatever. And I was like, are
Speaker 1: you just saying that lady was racist? Mom? And that's
Speaker 1: how that's how I was saved by a race by racism.
Speaker 1: That's wild, my I think it's it's so funny that
Speaker 1: one of the most vivid first memories I have is
Speaker 1: being lost in Central Park. My dad was with me
Speaker 1: and then he turned around, but I just took off,
Speaker 1: like at three or something, and my memory is of
Speaker 1: is of me just crying in Central Park and like
Speaker 1: a cop comes up to me and I was like,
Speaker 1: don't touch me, bro, but three yeah, three, I was
Speaker 1: I was with the ship no. But the guy was like, hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: like what's going on. I was like, I don't know
Speaker 1: where my dad is. And at the time. This is
Speaker 1: the first time they said, what does he look like?
Speaker 1: I had no concept of race, so uh, and I
Speaker 1: pointed out another black dude. I was like, he's like him,
Speaker 1: and they're like, all right, we gonna black. And they
Speaker 1: brought a guy first, another black dude lost his guy
Speaker 1: was like, not the same the guy. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not taking this kid home. Yeah, and then my
Speaker 1: dad came. He was like, oh, ship because I probably
Speaker 1: men wandering around malls and parks losing their children. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know, but it's I think it
Speaker 1: makes sense that that's like my first like real because
Speaker 1: you were scared, right, Yeah, for sure. I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't have any fear associated with it. I was
Speaker 1: just like window shopping, you know. It's like the beginning
Speaker 1: of Saturday night fever. Yeah. This is where I'm a
Speaker 1: huge advocate for kid leashes. I'm totally for it. I'm like, hell, yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: put them on a leash, you know, to to make
Speaker 1: sure that they stopped pulling on that ship muzzle so
Speaker 1: they stopped eating everything. You stop eating that. I just
Speaker 1: gotta say, though, I mean, racism in the NYPD were
Speaker 1: the heroes of those two. Yeah, first stories. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was a different that was I think. Yeah, our our
Speaker 1: vital memories were copying. You know what, all this reminiscent
Speaker 1: has reminded me of a little song that goes, look
Speaker 1: get this photograph. Oh my god, it's probably taken by
Speaker 1: his dad. Yeah, probably, like this is my son. Have
Speaker 1: you seen him? He's I'm actually a good dad for real. Well,
Speaker 1: my first memory is just boring, but it's wheeling, West Virginia.
Speaker 1: And I just went back to the home where I
Speaker 1: had my first memory over this and it was cool.
Speaker 1: What is something you think is overrated? Okay, I just
Speaker 1: started becoming vegan right and unfortunately it's working. Like I
Speaker 1: feel much better, but I'm like I'm bad at it.
Speaker 1: So I am hungry a lot, but I am like, oh,
Speaker 1: like humans were not meant to eat dairy, so I
Speaker 1: think dairy is overrated. Like every race is, like my
Speaker 1: race is lactose intolerant because it and it's like we're
Speaker 1: all lactose intolerant. None of us were meant to do
Speaker 1: this to ourselves. True. I think like the Germans are
Speaker 1: the only people who aren't lactose intolerant and everyone else. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like my wife's lactose in't toleran. Being married to her
Speaker 1: made me realize, oh yeah, I'm black toose intolerant. I
Speaker 1: just have no concept of my body. So I was like, man,
Speaker 1: that was gnarly in there. Yeah. We just think that
Speaker 1: we're meant to be in physical pain when we're eating,
Speaker 1: and it's like, no, what are we doing? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know how I got. I don't have that. I
Speaker 1: have like whatever the opposite is, and my body's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you like that, here's some endorphins from jee like keep
Speaker 1: going because I definitely don't like like you said, it's
Speaker 1: so funny, like any ethnic group will be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know a lot of Asian people don't eat dairy
Speaker 1: or like a lot of Black people dairy or whatever,
Speaker 1: and I'm just over here like I I don't know
Speaker 1: what it is, but it's true. Like when I don't
Speaker 1: eat meat, that's the biggest thing I noticed from not
Speaker 1: having to digest my body having to break down meat
Speaker 1: is like it's almost like I had an energy drink
Speaker 1: when I don't have to. Yeah, just like, oh, you're
Speaker 1: not bogged down from this biological process. My favorite part
Speaker 1: of this is that I was like every race. Can't
Speaker 1: you know eat dairy? And then Jack was like, actually
Speaker 1: the Germans on the superior right one moment everyone accepted Germans.
Speaker 1: They got everything. I just want to shout out my
Speaker 1: German accent because I did not know how that would go.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you kind of nailed it. You just
Speaker 1: got a jump, you know, you just got a jump. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess yesterday he was covering up his German accent.
Speaker 1: So yeah, what is something you think is underrated? The
Speaker 1: block button? Oh? I love blocking a bit. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: I blocked people and then fully forgotten they existed, like
Speaker 1: it was so mad, and then I was like block
Speaker 1: and then like a year later, I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 1: had used to have whole interactions with that person, and
Speaker 1: now my life is better about them. You know that's great, man,
Speaker 1: But what if they're talking about you and literally one
Speaker 1: person is paying attention work? Yeah, that's always my fear,
Speaker 1: and it's probably stupid. I find people who have me
Speaker 1: blocked all the time on Twitter, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I wonder why I have me blocked? And then I'm
Speaker 1: like good for them for keeping boundaries, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Like I'm kind of out of them, I'm like,
Speaker 1: live your best life without me in it. You know,
Speaker 1: when someone blocks you, the only thing they're missing is
Speaker 1: you complimenting them on their boundaries and mental health practices. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so you go block over mute. I'll do mute if
Speaker 1: I feel like it will cause more drama to block,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, in like the friend group
Speaker 1: or the industry or whatever. But if I can just
Speaker 1: block if they're like a shitty dude, or if I
Speaker 1: think they're racist, or I just like, sometimes I preemptively
Speaker 1: blocked because I know that there are people who like
Speaker 1: harass women online, and I'm like, I don't even want
Speaker 1: my tweet to get in their sphere, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Right right, I'll be like premptive block on
Speaker 1: this bitch, and then I can just like live in peace.
Speaker 1: You know, we weren't meant to interact with everyone. We
Speaker 1: were meant to like you know, know, like the six
Speaker 1: people in our office and then just say hello to
Speaker 1: strangers on the street without knowing anything about their lives
Speaker 1: or their porn likes, you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 1: we weren't. We weren't meant to know this much about people.
Speaker 1: We're just getting back to the old days with a
Speaker 1: good block Yeah, I just got it late. It's it's
Speaker 1: it's it's a great, great way to keep yourself, you know, healthy.
Speaker 1: You gotta block the dairy and block the people. That's
Speaker 1: what you block, bad vibes, block glactose. Yah, the mute
Speaker 1: button hasn't failed me yet. I guess. Like the down
Speaker 1: the downside with the mute button is lack of satisfaction,
Speaker 1: Like it doesn't feel satisfying. You're not being like blocked,
Speaker 1: like yeah, but also they might still think you're hearing
Speaker 1: what they're saying, like so it's just it's more of
Speaker 1: a dishonest way to block someone, I guess. But they
Speaker 1: and they can also like see your stuff if I
Speaker 1: don't want them saying any of my ship. Got it.
Speaker 1: It's just a complete separance any either direction of communication. Yeah,
Speaker 1: got it. How is TikTok with all the with all
Speaker 1: the blockage? And I don't know anything about TikTok? I
Speaker 1: just learned. Yeah, that's the thing. It's like I use
Speaker 1: it in a way. It's like nobody even knows I'm here.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like YouTube for me, just going there,
Speaker 1: leave no trace, like a real clip, go in there
Speaker 1: leave my mouth just a gape for about forty five
Speaker 1: minutes straight or until they're friendly person like hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: it's scrolling for a while. Maybe stop And I'm like,
Speaker 1: shut the funk up and keep giving me my dance
Speaker 1: instruction videos. That's why they like instituted that. Hey, man,
Speaker 1: like this isn't good. Yeah, they're like, even we know
Speaker 1: this is because it usually like Facebook, you need to like,
Speaker 1: you know, threatened to just take them off the fucking
Speaker 1: stock market to get them to do anything that will
Speaker 1: like slightly diminish their user engagement. So that's it's interesting.
Speaker 1: I guess maybe it's just like TikTok came of age
Speaker 1: when Facebook was being such an asshole. I wonder if
Speaker 1: it's like reverse psychology and they're actually getting longer reviews
Speaker 1: because of it, you know what I mean. I wonder
Speaker 1: if people are like fuck you, I know, right, or
Speaker 1: like the person who's just like, hey, you've been scrolling
Speaker 1: for a while. They make it look like someone that
Speaker 1: could potentially be your parent, so like this to be
Speaker 1: like you actually like get our actual parents, and we're like,
Speaker 1: how do they do that? They're begging us to like, no, please, son,
Speaker 1: I've been calling you for three weeks. You haven't answered.
Speaker 1: You're just scrolling, man, the only way to connect. But
Speaker 1: I know, like recently they're announced like that, like on
Speaker 1: Instagram and stuff. They've really talked about how much like
Speaker 1: the nudging they or they say that they've been nudging
Speaker 1: users before they like comment or d M somebody like
Speaker 1: a creator account for the first times, like yeah, so
Speaker 1: just so you know it's people that you're talking to. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And they say that they found like somewhat of a
Speaker 1: success rate with people like being like, oh right, that's good.
Speaker 1: That's good. That is good that it feels like they
Speaker 1: just so this this came up, they came up with
Speaker 1: this in the Facebook something good, huh so, And I
Speaker 1: feel like it's they're doing that at the moment where
Speaker 1: somebody's about to post something just horrified. So they're letting
Speaker 1: the person be more and more radicalized, and like watch
Speaker 1: Long Jordan's Peterson, Joe Rogan, Yeah, just don't comment comedy jams.
Speaker 1: And then like once the person is ready to, you know,
Speaker 1: show how just how poisoned their their brain has become,
Speaker 1: they're like, hey, here, I think the world's ready for
Speaker 1: a status report on what I got kicking around up here,
Speaker 1: and then they go to post on Facebook like hey,
Speaker 1: just so you know, be cool to be cool to
Speaker 1: people who are part of the Joe Rogan Jordan Peterson
Speaker 1: comedy Jam. I want them to bring back def Jam.
Speaker 1: But just with those you get to watch Jordan Peterson
Speaker 1: cry non specific things. He's the closer to Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know the clothes I've got. Jordan Peterson coming out was
Speaker 1: sob openly for forty five minutes. Why is he so
Speaker 1: sad if he's living his best life according to him,
Speaker 1: I don't know a great question. Yes, it's just it's
Speaker 1: all too much. Seems to be the general classic, Yeah,
Speaker 1: just the classic. I'm actually everything I'm living the antithesis
Speaker 1: of what I'm saying out loud. Everything is so great.
Speaker 1: It's like, why do the women look sexy to me?
Speaker 1: And like whatever? The fund was like daily rant is
Speaker 1: and his didn't his daughter try and kill him? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, there was like a whole bunch of things.
Speaker 1: But you know what she was like dating Andrew Tater
Speaker 1: or whatever. So very alpha of her to try to
Speaker 1: kill her father was she didn't she have an affair
Speaker 1: with Andrew Tate? That's really I have no idea, just
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's real, but I know that book,
Speaker 1: they're pictures of them together. There's a that they had
Speaker 1: an affair, but I don't know. I don't think there
Speaker 1: was like attempted first degree homicide. I think that she
Speaker 1: was like doing something weird with like giving him like
Speaker 1: strange medical treatments that were not anyways. He yeah, he
Speaker 1: was dating her. I don't know if they're still but yeah,
Speaker 1: he was dating my Caleb Peters. Well she was married,
Speaker 1: right or something like power. All right, let's take a
Speaker 1: quick break and we'll be right back. And we're back,
Speaker 1: and the midterms are happening, they're coming off. I do
Speaker 1: not feel good. I do not feel good about this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's freaky, freaky times ahead. Yeah, bad, bad country we
Speaker 1: live in. But yeah, they're gonna be very consequential this year,
Speaker 1: as they will be probably for the next hundred years
Speaker 1: until something unfoxed all the white supremacy, christo fascist, homophobic
Speaker 1: election denier damage that has been done over the past
Speaker 1: eight years. Basically, I'm sorry, but I just sat him
Speaker 1: a horror movie of like all these people running for Congress.
Speaker 1: But it's like something follows but it's like something unfoxed
Speaker 1: something something yeah Fox but yeah, I mean there again,
Speaker 1: like you're saying it's from the right. You've got you
Speaker 1: got all these real wacky characters running for office, to
Speaker 1: put it very lightly, and the Republicans are going all
Speaker 1: in on all their manufactured freakouts. You got the fentanyl
Speaker 1: killing your kids with their candy boxes on that I
Speaker 1: turned on. I tried to turn on the six fer
Speaker 1: game for like five minutes yesterday, and the local news
Speaker 1: was on every channel and they had the fentanyl like
Speaker 1: that popped up like turned on the TV and they
Speaker 1: would give it. They were warning me about fentyl coming
Speaker 1: in and candy boxes, and they did the thing where
Speaker 1: they're like, it's not they're not giving out the fentanel
Speaker 1: in candy boxes. And then so and the interview subject
Speaker 1: one out to be in Aueva l A Sheriff nightmare.
Speaker 1: Go listen to a traditional violence Yeah, Google l A
Speaker 1: s D Gangs, Yes, and uh but he so he
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, they're probably not like giving out skittles
Speaker 1: packages full of fentanyl. But then they quickly turned in
Speaker 1: there like what about parents who were worried about this?
Speaker 1: He's like, bring your candy to the Sheriff's department will
Speaker 1: check it. And it's like, so okay, So you're telling
Speaker 1: people that they need to bring their trigger treating and
Speaker 1: Y two. And then they also told a story about
Speaker 1: they bring the candy and he just shoots it or
Speaker 1: they pass out. They're like, yeah, just all over it, right, right,
Speaker 1: And then they also talked about, like, so something that
Speaker 1: is horrifying that happens all the time is like drug
Speaker 1: addicted parents leave drugs around and their kids get into it,
Speaker 1: get into the drugs and like have to be saved
Speaker 1: by Narcan and taking the jack. They were smuggling fentanyl
Speaker 1: in a box of whoppers, which by that logic means
Speaker 1: they are trying to sell that as candy to a
Speaker 1: child to get them hooked off seven thousand fentinyl pill.
Speaker 1: If there's one thing children know, it's what candy looks like,
Speaker 1: and to like the fact that it was in a whoppers,
Speaker 1: like the kids ain't sucking with whoppers. Yeah, kids aren't
Speaker 1: wucking with whoppers. And they also know that it's not
Speaker 1: little pete little rainbow colored pills, but right, whoppers, not vegan.
Speaker 1: That's the most dangerous part of it. Okay, our stars,
Speaker 1: our starbursts Vegan. I don't know, but I know like
Speaker 1: sour patch kids are because they get you need that
Speaker 1: little bit of gelatine or whatever in it. They don't
Speaker 1: have that got you, got you good to know. See,
Speaker 1: Look we're learning every day in orioles Vegan. Yeah, hears
Speaker 1: me a little bit. Hey, come on now, let's look,
Speaker 1: we have to embrace our gay Yeah, exactly wherever we
Speaker 1: can get them. But yeah, the fentanyl thing, there's no
Speaker 1: fucking like that was a d e A agent quote
Speaker 1: that just went to the stratospheres of like panic media.
Speaker 1: Then you then or else Republicans saying there's a massive
Speaker 1: crime wave, we need law and order despite a total
Speaker 1: lack of evidence there. We've talked about how the gaps
Speaker 1: in crime reporting data aren't indicating anything like that. And
Speaker 1: then you also have the fear of like, well they're
Speaker 1: they're drag queen groomers, despite having candidates themselves that are
Speaker 1: masturbating two hundred two feet from a preschool. So again,
Speaker 1: they're doing a lot to really make things seem very
Speaker 1: very freaky. That's their platform. Mean, while the Democrats have
Speaker 1: the eight D eight D chess brain strategy of again
Speaker 1: just describing the Republicans and hoping that works. I think
Speaker 1: the like the whole the nationwide feed into like that
Speaker 1: crime crime narrative is really like advantageous locally in specific races, right,
Speaker 1: Like for example, like Mandela Barnes was doing like pretty
Speaker 1: well against Ron Johnson and Wisconsin, and then they like
Speaker 1: just hit him over and over again with ads about
Speaker 1: how he's like soft on crime and like these criminals
Speaker 1: are gonna be out in the streets because of like
Speaker 1: the work he did as as a lieutenant governor to
Speaker 1: like make sure the parole board met even you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, like basic human rights were met. So
Speaker 1: I think, like it all, they're like they know exactly
Speaker 1: what they're churning out and it feeds into their narrative
Speaker 1: at every single level with like actual Like I was
Speaker 1: thinking about it, and I was like I wouldn't fall
Speaker 1: for this crime ad against Mandela Barnes or whatever, but
Speaker 1: the average person, like if you see I mean, advertising works,
Speaker 1: It's what our world is run on, right, So if
Speaker 1: you see it enough times, it's of course gonna like
Speaker 1: imprint on you. It's very dangerous, a very dangerous narrative. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean it plays right into you know, most like
Speaker 1: ingratiated white supremacists, thinking that most people have just passively
Speaker 1: from existing in American culture. You could just raise the
Speaker 1: specter of like, you know, creepy criminals and man Della Barnes,
Speaker 1: a black man, he sides with them, and that's enough.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh god, all my like my real ability
Speaker 1: to think and critical thinking skills have gone out the window.
Speaker 1: But you know, like in the patterns of midterms, history
Speaker 1: indicates that the president's party is usually one taking the els.
Speaker 1: But for just due to the utter depravity of the
Speaker 1: dab's decision, it's made a lot of these races competitive.
Speaker 1: And right now, all of like the polling and analysis
Speaker 1: you know, around voter enthusiasm is at a level that's
Speaker 1: comparable to when having Trump in office meant a lot
Speaker 1: of people were coming out. I don't think there's no
Speaker 1: need to, like, I don't think we should need to
Speaker 1: talk like the actual percentages, because you know, we've who
Speaker 1: the funk knows with polling. But when it comes to
Speaker 1: like actual real life outcomes, the one thing you can
Speaker 1: say fairly confident is that when people are enthusiastic and
Speaker 1: are telling people like I'm going to vote. There's typically
Speaker 1: some uptick in the voting. Now who's voting, who's more
Speaker 1: motivated tb D. But for example, in Georgia, they're early
Speaker 1: voted starting last week and the turnout is twice of
Speaker 1: what it was mid terms. They have seventy thousand ballots
Speaker 1: over a hundred forty three thousand and two. It actually
Speaker 1: is even outpacing the presidential election by now, who knows,
Speaker 1: you know, you never know, you never know where which
Speaker 1: way it can go. But again it's I think Republicans
Speaker 1: clearly know that they have to do everything in their
Speaker 1: power to fund people over to try and prevent them
Speaker 1: from voting, because motor suppression bullshit is like at an
Speaker 1: all time high. We've there's like a report in Arizona
Speaker 1: of someone saying like they were being filmed when they
Speaker 1: dropped their ballot off at like a dropbox in Maricopa
Speaker 1: County and someone was taping them being like what are
Speaker 1: you a mule, like accusing them of being like a
Speaker 1: ballot mule and saying like you're stealing the election, and
Speaker 1: then like following them around. Christ yeah, you know the
Speaker 1: stuff they see on TV. This is like I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I was just at the airport yesterday and I saw
Speaker 1: through T s A. It was like they were all
Speaker 1: these signs that were like verbal abuse will not stand
Speaker 1: like verbal and they have to put that everywhere they
Speaker 1: have to because like right now, everybody's just like popping off,
Speaker 1: you know, in public places we're in as a country
Speaker 1: just mentally that bad place, right Yeah, So yeah, I
Speaker 1: do feel for anybody on the front lines of like,
Speaker 1: you know, customer service that's kind of sucking brutal, and
Speaker 1: air travel to or like people travel for like a
Speaker 1: myriad of reasons. It's not like you're the like you're
Speaker 1: the greeter on like the Disney cruise or something. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like some people like, yeah, my fucking I'm dealing
Speaker 1: with this dark ship. I gotta go here or whatever. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I do want to point out that, you know, while
Speaker 1: there's all this talk of like making sure people get
Speaker 1: out the vote and stuff like that, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of energy going into the pole watcher fucking business right
Speaker 1: now on the right. Right now, General Mike qan On
Speaker 1: Flynn has a group that is actively recruiting military, vets,
Speaker 1: police and other emergency workers to be fucking pole watchers,
Speaker 1: and it's funded by him, his brother and Mr Swedish
Speaker 1: meat Balls himself, Patrick Byrne, the former CEO of overstock
Speaker 1: dot Com. If you remember or don't, there is some
Speaker 1: testimony from the January six Commission where we found out
Speaker 1: that there was like this meeting at the White House
Speaker 1: where this guy Patrick Burne somehow got into the White
Speaker 1: House and as he was just housing housing as it
Speaker 1: was described, housing Swedish meatballs. Stop making these dudes, Okay, right,
Speaker 1: I know, I'm like funk man where they told me
Speaker 1: they were from IKEA. Let him go, let him go,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm sorry. He's with definition of like acting
Speaker 1: like you've not been there before. You just like get
Speaker 1: around the food that they have in the White House.
Speaker 1: He's just like you can't know. That feels like he's
Speaker 1: definitely been there before. And do you ever go to
Speaker 1: like a really like like incredible place like that and
Speaker 1: you're just like, I only care about the buffet, Yeah, yeah, total, yeah,
Speaker 1: but he probably never was there. Yeah, just shows you
Speaker 1: a quick hack. He's like, go straight for the meat balls, man,
Speaker 1: when you hear the best for the meat balls. But
Speaker 1: this group again, they're going like they're they're trying to
Speaker 1: recruit people who they say, We're not there to intimidate.
Speaker 1: We just want to help people who feel uneasy about
Speaker 1: voter fraud and other malarkey that they can feel safe
Speaker 1: that these fucking intimidating dudes are standing around at the
Speaker 1: fun in polling places. This former green just read a
Speaker 1: quote from Travis Wilson, former Greenberg, former Green Beret turned
Speaker 1: supplement company owner said quote, this is just an opportunity
Speaker 1: for those guys to continue the mission and protecting the
Speaker 1: integrity of our constitution. One thing I want to bring up.
Speaker 1: You know what this fucking group calls themselves. They're called
Speaker 1: One More Mission. Wow. Okay, like the fucking cliche action
Speaker 1: movie apply about dudes that have nothing to fucking live
Speaker 1: for and are going to bet their lives for some
Speaker 1: uncertain outcome. You know, like that ends when you're like
Speaker 1: when you're the main character. Okay, that works out, okay,
Speaker 1: And I guess they're all the main character and their
Speaker 1: own narratives. What they don't realize is they're actually the henchman,
Speaker 1: and in those one More missions, the henchman never do
Speaker 1: so well, so or like a gang of them die.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, or sometimes they all die
Speaker 1: in the One More Mission one anyway, you know, check
Speaker 1: out space cowboys who don't like POC. They really interact
Speaker 1: with us a lot. You don't have to do this.
Speaker 1: You don't have to be there. You could be at
Speaker 1: you could learn knitting, you can you can do anything
Speaker 1: else with your time that would be less harmful to society,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Yeah, I want to show
Speaker 1: I want to show you guys, like one of the
Speaker 1: fucking recruiting videos for this group, because it I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna play for you. It's fucking why. It's out of
Speaker 1: fucking control that this is. Again. They're like, we're not
Speaker 1: looking for people that are like aggressive or like militant
Speaker 1: or anything. We just want to help people feel safe.
Speaker 1: This is one of the recruiting videos for One More Mission.
Speaker 1: Cases of dead people casting a ballot in news clips
Speaker 1: right now, part of those were people who voted absentee.
Speaker 1: It says beat the cheat, and it's all this like
Speaker 1: news clips before. Now we have war time footage says
Speaker 1: America called to arms. America is called arms Ewajima flag raising.
Speaker 1: It says your country needs you. Listen to this fucking music. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: party watchers are observing the I couldn't report any irregularities.
Speaker 1: It goes on, what the fuck is this? What it's
Speaker 1: it says, once again, your country needs this ship goes
Speaker 1: It's it's like a do you know like when they
Speaker 1: gave LSD to Housewives in the first felt like that?
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, Yeah, like bad trips music videos like that.
Speaker 1: That that's that. Here's a jingoistic fever dream to feast
Speaker 1: your eyes upon and then be like, hey, you want
Speaker 1: to just protect voter integrity. So yeah, it's a you know,
Speaker 1: more enthusiasm. I can only imagine there be equal amounts
Speaker 1: of attempts at They literally are just like their message
Speaker 1: for all these people is like no matter what the
Speaker 1: task that they want them to complete, there like you're
Speaker 1: going to war, You're like fighting for the country. And
Speaker 1: it's like they're literally just like at a polling mice, right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they's not like a school or like a church, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Like they're just a community center,
Speaker 1: like geared up to fight. They so desperately want for
Speaker 1: they're there, as they would say, for the situation to
Speaker 1: become kinnetic. So like you're you're having armed people at
Speaker 1: a like voting place, just looking for any excuse to
Speaker 1: you could just people up. It's a tough mutter, dude,
Speaker 1: like calm down, Yeah, that's right, Like this is what
Speaker 1: what they have instead of like tough mutters, get that
Speaker 1: energy out. Yeah, bro, you need like a good run.
Speaker 1: But I mean, yeah, for all, there's so much. I mean,
Speaker 1: at a minimum, if you're if you plan on voting,
Speaker 1: make sure you're still on the roles because depending on
Speaker 1: your state, there could be any number of ways that
Speaker 1: they're trying to disqualify your vote or make sure you
Speaker 1: know about early voting and how to do that. I'm
Speaker 1: sure we will probably talk about that this next week
Speaker 1: because it seems to be very useful information this time
Speaker 1: of year. Yeah, they're also taking advantage of the fact
Speaker 1: that they're allowed to, like they they all probably look
Speaker 1: like those dudes who walked into uh State House building
Speaker 1: with like a RS and you know, assault weapons and
Speaker 1: we're just like kindly ushered out, you know, like that.
Speaker 1: They're they're generally treated with much much more forgiveness when
Speaker 1: they show up somewhere they're not supposed to be with
Speaker 1: a gun than when a person of color shows up
Speaker 1: anywhere without a gun. So yeah, yeah, or to even vote,
Speaker 1: so yeah, check your eye out on one more mission.
Speaker 1: That doesn't based on like what they're saying, it sounds
Speaker 1: like they only started like a like a few weeks ago,
Speaker 1: so it seems like a kind of last like it
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like a very organized thing. But again, you
Speaker 1: give a bunch of fucking weird people a terrible reason
Speaker 1: to get together and fucking piles. It's like if you
Speaker 1: give a mouse a cookie, but it's like if you
Speaker 1: give a neck beard an a R fifteen Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: then he'll probably ask to control democracy in the whole. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know not, these things are never well organized though.
Speaker 1: If you think about the robbery in the town that
Speaker 1: was a one last job deal, what we're the town
Speaker 1: the movie the town where they're like we're they're like,
Speaker 1: we're robbing the cathedral Fenway Puck like nobody calls it
Speaker 1: the cathedral in Boston but all right, or you know
Speaker 1: Unforgiven or Space Cowboys or the Mule, he's always one,
Speaker 1: he's Mr. One more job. Yeah. Also so Fast and
Speaker 1: Furious films, as you pointed out, all one last job
Speaker 1: pretty much all some version of like that's behind me man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but we need you this one last time, all right,
Speaker 1: for the eighth time, and then you end up in
Speaker 1: a Mazda driving up to a satellite in space. Exactly
Speaker 1: all right, I'm that actually just got me excited for
Speaker 1: the next fast and furious straight to space. All right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break. We'll be right back. And
Speaker 1: we're back. And we wanted to check in briefly with
Speaker 1: delivery robots because, as we all know, they are the
Speaker 1: future of Oh wait, they actually suck. It turns out
Speaker 1: delivery robots not not very good at their job. So
Speaker 1: in twenty nineteen, FedEx announced that they were testing a
Speaker 1: fancy new delivery robot called rocks Oh, which is aggressive
Speaker 1: that could traverse urban landscapes on the rotor, on sidewalks,
Speaker 1: and even climb stairs right up to your front door.
Speaker 1: They have like a neat little like five wheel apparatus
Speaker 1: under it. It looks like a gas like one of
Speaker 1: those like gasoline canisters. Yeah yeah, at which point it
Speaker 1: would presumably just deliver your package and not become selfware
Speaker 1: murder you. But they apparently we're we're designed to autonomously
Speaker 1: navigate around cars and pedestrians using cameras and what they
Speaker 1: call lidar sensors. Yeah, just like just action ranging, right,
Speaker 1: Just an editorial note when naming a sensor that is
Speaker 1: supposed to be able to prevent us from getting run
Speaker 1: over by an autonomous robot or like you know, crashing
Speaker 1: our car or you know, steering to avoid one of
Speaker 1: these things and like crashing into a playground or whatever
Speaker 1: the funk, Like, don't take the well known and trusted
Speaker 1: sensory technology of radar and just replace the first syllable
Speaker 1: with lie. I feel like that scientists not quite known
Speaker 1: for their branding ability, Yeah, like quite literally describing what
Speaker 1: it does about Yeah, we'll called a bullshit detector. I
Speaker 1: don't know what's best, but so we just learned though.
Speaker 1: So this was all back in when we just had
Speaker 1: autonomous robotic delivery devices in our eyes and you know,
Speaker 1: hope in our hearts. Recently, fed x Is reportedly announced
Speaker 1: their stopping development on rocks so to focus on nearer
Speaker 1: term opportunities, which so that that's a nice way being like, yo,
Speaker 1: that ship is fuck it is trash man to make
Speaker 1: figure this out for a while. Yeah. Let that that
Speaker 1: came less than a month after Amazon announced that scalt
Speaker 1: their delivery robot that could, judging from the promo photo,
Speaker 1: deliver mysterious packages to toddlers in public parks. That appears
Speaker 1: to be what's happening, like if you if you look
Speaker 1: at it, this one looks more like a cooler that
Speaker 1: you like, a a cooler you could wheel on the beach,
Speaker 1: like it has like six wheels, but it would drive
Speaker 1: right up to your kid and open its contents to him.
Speaker 1: According to this picture, it sounds like a threat. I
Speaker 1: know it's like that. Well, that's what happens if you
Speaker 1: startle the Scout. It has to make itself big to
Speaker 1: uh you know, let you know that it means business. Well,
Speaker 1: so Amazon recently announced operation on Scout is not shutting
Speaker 1: down exactly, but, as Amazon claimed, they are pivoting and reimagining,
Speaker 1: which involves all of the team members disbanding and being
Speaker 1: assigned new roles within the company. So I was trying
Speaker 1: to find this video but I can't find it of
Speaker 1: my dog like freaking out about one of those security
Speaker 1: robots near Kaiser, you know what I mean, one I
Speaker 1: was going to talk about, because that's the one that
Speaker 1: is like they seem to really be pushing hard on
Speaker 1: that on that. Yeah. My dog was like what the
Speaker 1: fuck is this and was like trying to fight play
Speaker 1: fight it, and it was just like the robot was
Speaker 1: like like moving and then stopping, and I was like,
Speaker 1: are you guys, like what is happening here? Wait? What
Speaker 1: does those ones look like? The siren on top? I'd
Speaker 1: say they're about five ft five ft two that that
Speaker 1: sounds way more precise than they could be like four
Speaker 1: ft tall, but they're they're they're kind of like are
Speaker 1: two D two shaped like a little bit to be
Speaker 1: at the top and then they go down like a
Speaker 1: portable air conditioner, yeah, thing, and they have lights and
Speaker 1: they beat a little bit and and how do they
Speaker 1: provide security exactly? I have no idea. I feel like
Speaker 1: they probably have like a camera or something. But there's
Speaker 1: like I literally saw like one of them right next
Speaker 1: to an actual security guard, and the security guard just
Speaker 1: look pissed that this new kid was taken a job.
Speaker 1: You know that means for I thought it was for
Speaker 1: delivering things between the pharmacies. It says security on it,
Speaker 1: like and I don't think any capability for delivery, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It just seemed like it was like
Speaker 1: kind of patrolling when I saw it. Yeah, every every
Speaker 1: time I've seen it, it does have a very like uncanny,
Speaker 1: unsettling security like on patrol, and also unsettling because it
Speaker 1: is the slowest thing I've ever seen moving. It is
Speaker 1: so slow, but then it like the way it starts
Speaker 1: and stuffs is really weird. Do you remember like in
Speaker 1: black was it Black Mirror where they had the robot dogs?
Speaker 1: Was that No, that was reality? I think I think
Speaker 1: that was Boston Scientific. No, but there was one where
Speaker 1: there were like robot dogs and they were like chasing
Speaker 1: forever and like trying to kill somebody. Oh okay, okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like I was like that, we're not there yet.
Speaker 1: But I don't like how slow this one's moving because
Speaker 1: like it makes me feel like it doesn't need to
Speaker 1: move slow, which means that it has like more nefarious weapons. Right.
Speaker 1: It reminds me of like Friday the thirteenth. Like the
Speaker 1: scariest thing about Jason to me was always that he
Speaker 1: always walked so slowly. Yeah, like you could run away
Speaker 1: from him and he was just taking his time, and
Speaker 1: it was like, well that's weird, Like, yeah, it's so confident,
Speaker 1: just like I'm from Hell. Yeah, I'm from hell. Same
Speaker 1: different Jason or Michael Myers becomes so much less scary
Speaker 1: if you picture them like break into a job. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: hey man, don't don't wear yourself out, just specially since
Speaker 1: like Jason would be like eight years old now, yeah,
Speaker 1: he would definitely pull a muscle. Yeah, but it's just
Speaker 1: I don't know, it feels like we're not there yet,
Speaker 1: and people they're not they're not paying off on the
Speaker 1: promise of like these motherfucker's be zipping around town. You
Speaker 1: don't They're like they don't need any supervision. I've seen
Speaker 1: there's like on I feel like at like mel Rose
Speaker 1: and fucking Highland, I regularly see one of these robots
Speaker 1: taking so damn long to of the street, to the
Speaker 1: point where like sometimes see people helping the ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you see a robot that needs help crossing the street, yeah,
Speaker 1: find a police officer and start trying to find their father,
Speaker 1: because findar officer and say that, yeah that robot is
Speaker 1: talking about black lives matter, and then just see what happens.
Speaker 1: Then it's like wild because it's I mean, you could
Speaker 1: see people now it's like I raised you better than
Speaker 1: to not help that robot cross the street respect so
Speaker 1: much more out of you. But it's I don't know,
Speaker 1: because the scent like like most things that are automated, right,
Speaker 1: these things are not actually like they're not actually automated, right. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so I guess what what they The level of technology
Speaker 1: has gotten to the point where you don't need a
Speaker 1: person who is watching them at all time. You can
Speaker 1: have a person who is watching two of them at
Speaker 1: all times, basically trying to you know, catching, catching if
Speaker 1: they get caught like not being able to cross the
Speaker 1: street or like one one of the food delivery bots
Speaker 1: got caught up at a like yellow caution tape crime
Speaker 1: scene in in l A. Unfortunately they just didn't know
Speaker 1: how to deal with that and just walked right into
Speaker 1: the crime scene and sucked everything up for the police. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like that robot was like a cap you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. It's probably robot privilege where they're like, the
Speaker 1: cops have always been nice to me, so yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I've never heard of any problems here. My cousin is
Speaker 1: a cop. You know, there's probably all sorts of robotic
Speaker 1: technologies that are working. Robot my cousin is exactly but yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like one in the UK, a food delivery thing
Speaker 1: like just wandered into the streets and caused somebody to
Speaker 1: like have to do an emergency stop. It's there. It's
Speaker 1: a mess, and like that there is anytime you see
Speaker 1: one of those and you're like, wow, they're really sending
Speaker 1: that thing out there. It's actually somebody controlling it and
Speaker 1: doing the work. Which is good because you want people
Speaker 1: to have jobs. It's bad because this is the end
Speaker 1: game here, is just finding more and more efficient ways
Speaker 1: to make it so that one corporation can suck all
Speaker 1: the profits directly up to you know, the board or
Speaker 1: you know, the shareholders and not pay anybody along the way,
Speaker 1: which has been more and more what our what we've
Speaker 1: used technology for in the Western world. It's just more
Speaker 1: and more the technology is used to take humans out
Speaker 1: so you don't have to pay them, and we're yeah,
Speaker 1: we're it's gonna go in a bad direction. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: feel like automation is fine as long as you invest
Speaker 1: in the communities like around it, like as long as
Speaker 1: you invest in the changing like landscape of employment, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, and provide the skill sets that
Speaker 1: allow people to like, you know, expand their knowledge to
Speaker 1: be able to like do those things, to control the robots,
Speaker 1: or to provide like infrastructure for them, But it just
Speaker 1: seems like people just want robots to play with right now.
Speaker 1: The amazing thing is that the big problem that these
Speaker 1: delivery bots is running into is that cities have major
Speaker 1: infrastructure problems that make impossible to be a pedestrian so
Speaker 1: that they're like inaccessible for people with wheelchairs. I bet
Speaker 1: you they're gonna like because Amazon will be like, we
Speaker 1: need a ramp here. They're gonna do it, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, for the robots and for like Amazon
Speaker 1: or whatever the fuck these companies rather than the people
Speaker 1: who live in the fucking cities. But this is how
Speaker 1: you have to provide a walkable city that is like
Speaker 1: navigating like the people can navigate on wheelchair on from wheelchair.
Speaker 1: Is like they because they need to make it more
Speaker 1: navigable for the delivery butts robots are like I love
Speaker 1: the grove right. Also, not as many unhoused people vote
Speaker 1: Caruso if you wanted to look like this, I mean
Speaker 1: bo poo poop poop. Karen Bass too woke? What yeah,
Speaker 1: we're about start complaining about woke culture. Yeah, honestly, this
Speaker 1: city really went to crap. I think what but I
Speaker 1: think I do want to add though, right, because Paul
Speaker 1: of you to your point about like automation works if
Speaker 1: you are actually considering what the effects are going to
Speaker 1: be to the people who are previously doing the work.
Speaker 1: Because if you read any like internal research document that
Speaker 1: circulates around the companies that fucking use this ship there,
Speaker 1: it's like a fucking the for the profit horny, Like
Speaker 1: this is a wet dream to to talk about these robots.
Speaker 1: Like there's one that says, according to analysis quote side Rock,
Speaker 1: robots could deliver food orders as little as six cents
Speaker 1: per mile, twenty times less than the cost of human delivery.
Speaker 1: If every household in the US were to use robot
Speaker 1: delivery for groceries, today's average at one point six trips
Speaker 1: per week for a household would translate into a four
Speaker 1: billion dollar market opportunity. Moreover, the cost and convenience could
Speaker 1: encourage customers to order groceries and smaller matches at higher frequency.
Speaker 1: M hmm, like that's what it all like, that's what
Speaker 1: they'll it's not about like and then that money whatever,
Speaker 1: they're like, no, motherfucker, this is four bills on the table.
Speaker 1: They also said. They go on to say this says
Speaker 1: that additional use cases for robot delivery that will extend
Speaker 1: past groceries Dominoes would create a five hundred million dollar opportunity.
Speaker 1: For example, if robots were to deliver its pizzas because
Speaker 1: of all the money saved. Because they don't need benefits,
Speaker 1: they don't need gas, they don't need dignity. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: need like oil care. Right, they need to get like
Speaker 1: healthcare for their nuts and bolts, right healthcare charge of
Speaker 1: healthcare costs. That health care is provided by Jeffie Loup,
Speaker 1: which is significantly cheaper than do you think that they're
Speaker 1: doin the tin Man dreams this for his his generations
Speaker 1: after I am my ancestors wildest dreams and it's tin Man,
Speaker 1: Ye who knows. We gotta find his who we gotta
Speaker 1: find his early poetry and see what it looks like
Speaker 1: to get in his head. Yeah, but Rocks so definitely
Speaker 1: has a heart. So that's that's something that the tin
Speaker 1: Man couldn't compete with. I I know earlier in the
Speaker 1: in the like in this article, I think it was
Speaker 1: You're a jam was talking about like what like what
Speaker 1: happened inneumatic tubes and ship Yeah, I was around. I
Speaker 1: always think about that because when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: I always wanted to have a tube and then I
Speaker 1: could change like Batman or whatever. So dope like that.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, that when I thought that the Kaiser things
Speaker 1: were delivering, and I think like that might be part
Speaker 1: of it, because they do seem to be like sometimes
Speaker 1: just roving around the whole Kaiser campus, like Kaiser's are
Speaker 1: big healthcare provider in California, Like just going on air
Speaker 1: ends from one building to another like that. That used
Speaker 1: to be like our dreams of pneumatic tubes, like the
Speaker 1: you know, just just a world where every every house
Speaker 1: headed pneumatic tube and you just like dropped something in
Speaker 1: there and it was instantly whisked away like that was
Speaker 1: even was supposed to look like the department building should
Speaker 1: have like trash and laundry shoots, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing on shoot technology? More shoots, less robots? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I got it. It's like almost I wonder if
Speaker 1: there's a study that said, like if you improved people's
Speaker 1: ability to travel very easily not using cars, how much
Speaker 1: that would generate business for you too, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Like if we lived in spaces that were
Speaker 1: easier to be to walk around, to bike around, or
Speaker 1: like to have public transit, how much better it is
Speaker 1: for the cause It's like almost like now, let's fucking
Speaker 1: put all of that money or like emphas on the
Speaker 1: fucking robots rather than like, how about you could also
Speaker 1: make it easier for customers to get to you too,
Speaker 1: if you want to be super thinking about your bottom
Speaker 1: line and shipped. Because yeah, it's always it's always funny
Speaker 1: that we're like solving the weird problem and not the
Speaker 1: simple one. Yeah, these robots, but the roads are. But
Speaker 1: if you're provided a place where people just like liked
Speaker 1: to be because their kids could walk around and like
Speaker 1: not feel like they were going to get run over
Speaker 1: by a car or an autonomous delivery bot, like what
Speaker 1: and you know that, and then businesses were there and
Speaker 1: people just wanted to like hang out there and I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: we don't have the technology available for that. And in fact,
Speaker 1: I'm double booked right now, so I'm I need to
Speaker 1: leave this zoom meeting the funk out of my face.
Speaker 1: There is that does not make any sense for real
Speaker 1: well from something that doesn't make any sense. Let's move
Speaker 1: on to something that makes sense. Of the sectomy mania
Speaker 1: sweeping America or is it? I mean, and it's definitely
Speaker 1: more than we've ever seen for sure, like the so
Speaker 1: you guys are watching it watching scoma right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: the Nutcracker just checked in. So that's actually that's the
Speaker 1: thing that like the even the provosectomy things, like there's
Speaker 1: like the Nutcracker mobile that provides like portable or mobile vasectomies,
Speaker 1: just like Nutcracker really makes it sound like much more
Speaker 1: violent and uncomfortable than it needs to be. Like I
Speaker 1: feel like I feel like dudes have to masculinize it,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, because identity. So they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got my nuts crush by dude, what you're doing later? Well,
Speaker 1: you know, like I don't really want Linda to like
Speaker 1: have to take like hormonal birth control or anything like.
Speaker 1: I just think like probably the most equitable solution here
Speaker 1: just get my fuck and balls rocked breath. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: is that what they do? Actually? No, No, they're just
Speaker 1: like they're just like ceiling tubes and ship actually where
Speaker 1: like sperm goes. It's actually and it's not that bad.
Speaker 1: But I mean we knew that from the office because
Speaker 1: Michael Scott Snip Snap, Snip Snap, obviously. But yeah, they're
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like a national court, nationally coordinated
Speaker 1: marketing campaign. But there's like fun stuff like the trend
Speaker 1: is just dudes getting stomy. Yeah, I mean, there's a
Speaker 1: hot dog restaurant which offers free milkshakes with proof of vasectomy.
Speaker 1: There's a doctor with the the Nutcracker, as mentioned his
Speaker 1: mobile clinic. But yeah, some dudes are like live streaming,
Speaker 1: they're vasectomy is on social media and there there's some
Speaker 1: weird etsy stuff like the sectomy is prevent abortions and
Speaker 1: like that. That's a t shirt that was kind of
Speaker 1: going viral this summer because as abortions people were losing
Speaker 1: the right to their own conduct of healthcare. Oh ship, yeah,
Speaker 1: you weren't here the I'm like, who was. I'm like
Speaker 1: Jared Leto coming back from a desert trip being like,
Speaker 1: what's the pandemic? The three ways got to do with it? Right?
Speaker 1: But this is very necessary because as of just three
Speaker 1: percent of women under the age of thirty in the
Speaker 1: US rely on a partners vasectomy as a contraceptive, and
Speaker 1: there's a lot of like bullshit claims that vasectomy is
Speaker 1: caused psychological stress and possess a risk that thesectimized men
Speaker 1: could be cuckold at that or whoa for free? Yo?
Speaker 1: Hold on, now, normally I get I gotta pay top
Speaker 1: dollar to get cooked. Right, you're saying I can be
Speaker 1: a responsible partner and get cooked. Okay, okay, wow, They're like, no,
Speaker 1: that's what we mean, sir. Oh but it's so funny
Speaker 1: that that's like the whole blue balls thing. They're like, right, right,
Speaker 1: can you believe it? It's like I don't know anything
Speaker 1: about like a woman's body, but like you gotta believe
Speaker 1: that if I get horny, like it'll be bad for me,
Speaker 1: you know. I like, yeah, I have a couple of
Speaker 1: friends who got vasectomies and it's they got their ship rocked. Okay,
Speaker 1: it was fucking sick. But it is interesting how much
Speaker 1: like I went from being like yo, a vasectomy and
Speaker 1: that sounds like yeah, man, it's like it's real quick,
Speaker 1: and it's like I just I was like slightly uncomfortable
Speaker 1: for a little bit, and I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: oh that's good. Yeah, And then you watch like the
Speaker 1: TikTok video, Like the dude is kind of uncomfortable, but
Speaker 1: not nearly the discomfort you would have from you know,
Speaker 1: the chaos of an unwanted pregnancy or just you know,
Speaker 1: generally not being a considerate partner. But yeah, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, okay, that helps. The help are like dreaming it.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know if they're playing it up
Speaker 1: to be like to get sympathy or whatever, but the
Speaker 1: it's also interesting like the culture around it. Like there's
Speaker 1: a doctor in Florida who has billboards everywhere and refers
Speaker 1: to himself as Florida's Vasectomy King, like he's like a
Speaker 1: real estate broker or something, vasectomy king, but his billboards
Speaker 1: are so omnipresent that like people put like there's a
Speaker 1: one where it's like the low cost, no cost vasectomy,
Speaker 1: and then right under it someone put up a rum
Speaker 1: billboard that was like ouch, looks like you could use
Speaker 1: wicked dolphin rum right and the dolphins grabbing its balls
Speaker 1: or I don't know how I missed that. I'm always funny.
Speaker 1: I love the idea of like an ad on a bench,
Speaker 1: like a real estate ad, but like it's just like
Speaker 1: censored by the bench. Right, well, Poulby as always truly
Speaker 1: a pleasure having you back on the daily zeitgeist. Where
Speaker 1: can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff? Um,
Speaker 1: Pola vignal in p A l l A v I
Speaker 1: g u n A l a n on Twitter, on Instagram,
Speaker 1: on Facebook. You guys, I realized I started a podcast
Speaker 1: that's like kind of like similar to this in that
Speaker 1: it's called City Council, but it's spelled c O U
Speaker 1: n s e O like getting a council or or whatever.
Speaker 1: But uh, it's uh I Relea said every Wednesday, and
Speaker 1: it's a comedy politics podcast and we talk about we
Speaker 1: have like a trivia game at the top and then
Speaker 1: we talk about some headlines and it's focus more on
Speaker 1: like local issues, local politics. But yeah, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, there's overlap here. Um, so I've been
Speaker 1: doing that. I've been I have my Patreon so I
Speaker 1: can help pay for my labor over here. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that's where you can find me. And I'm doing shows
Speaker 1: all over l A again. So I'm back, baby. And
Speaker 1: is there a tweet or some other work of social
Speaker 1: media you've been enjoying? Yes, And if there's anyway you
Speaker 1: can play this? Hold on, I have to share this, Okay,
Speaker 1: So Matt Leeb on Twitter. I don't know, do you
Speaker 1: guys know Matt Leeb. He's never heard of. He's he's
Speaker 1: really funny. I love his videos. He put up his
Speaker 1: video There's it's a two parter because it's so long,
Speaker 1: and I think the second half is funnier than the
Speaker 1: first half. I mean, it's all great, but it's a
Speaker 1: a Taylor Swift song, redone to be about the Sopranos.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys could play a clip,
Speaker 1: it's like the opening of the Sopranos staring Honey creeping
Speaker 1: on the fire man boddies, treating everyone in this town
Speaker 1: like a fool. Johnny kicks that. Johnny kicks in veto
Speaker 1: like a fat digo wop Vito hungry for unch. It
Speaker 1: like goes on for like several minutes and heart becomes
Speaker 1: it's a really meta where they're like and she brings
Speaker 1: in like a female voice and she's like, who's the
Speaker 1: song for? It just gets defer comer and it's so funny,
Speaker 1: And I love Matt Lee's videos. He's really good. Jokes
Speaker 1: songs are fantastic. Yeah, Miles, where can people find you?
Speaker 1: What's a tweet you've been enjoy You can find me
Speaker 1: on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Gray. You can
Speaker 1: also find Jack and I on our other podcast, Miles
Speaker 1: and Jack Got Mad Boosts. We're talking about basketball because
Speaker 1: the NBA season is starting and wow, what a treat
Speaker 1: her teams are a collective. Oh and four, I need
Speaker 1: to talk to you guys about this random thing. But
Speaker 1: like I need recommendations from you guys on basketball documentaries
Speaker 1: because like I don't know about basketball, but I always
Speaker 1: watched documentaries that come out because it's the only thing
Speaker 1: that like hypes me up in my life. Like I
Speaker 1: just get I'm like, oh, let's fucking go. When I
Speaker 1: watched like any basketball and I don't know, I'll pay
Speaker 1: attention to ship, you know what I mean, Like maybe
Speaker 1: I'll give you something for you. But I watched Redeemed
Speaker 1: team recently and now I literally as soon as the
Speaker 1: new doc comes out, I'm like, oh, I gotta a
Speaker 1: lot of time to watch this. And it's like the
Speaker 1: weirdest thing about about my personality, but I'm like, I
Speaker 1: need I need new basketball document You're like, we're getting
Speaker 1: that chip Man, We're getting that chip okay, and also
Speaker 1: find me and Sophia Alexandra on a four twenty day fiance. Uh.
Speaker 1: Let's see, man, there's been so many fucking good tweets.
Speaker 1: First up, I do want to shout out our guests
Speaker 1: Paul of Vigan, and I don't remember what it is,
Speaker 1: but I can almost I can recite the tweet because
Speaker 1: I think you said I don't want to make this
Speaker 1: a haunted house. I'm trying. Oh no, this it is
Speaker 1: me proposing. This is from appo me proposing. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to turn this haunted house into a haunted home, which
Speaker 1: just felt right. I love that, love that. Uh. Let's see,
Speaker 1: there's so many fun Okay. This one is also really good.
Speaker 1: This was This is from Ben Phillips at Ben Phillips
Speaker 1: seventy six. It says German TV news on what is
Speaker 1: happening in British politics is amazing. No need to understand German.
Speaker 1: Just watched to the end and here is this German
Speaker 1: news broadcast talking about what is happening in the UK. Chefs,
Speaker 1: that's Parliament mittin Vaughton, Felice. I'm fucking furious and I
Speaker 1: don't fucking cat anymore that happened. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but I love it. Next up at Ernie
Speaker 1: Lies tweeted, Beetlejuice is a horror movie about what if
Speaker 1: you knew a guy who wouldn't stop doing bits and
Speaker 1: then finally Drew Burr's at Buddy Underscore. Ferrara tweeted, I
Speaker 1: don't know if this is a pick from like Lord
Speaker 1: of the Ring Show or something, but it just says
Speaker 1: my house plant watching me pour water in my bond
Speaker 1: and it's like, clearly this like dude who's like decomposing
Speaker 1: that's from from Dragons, that's like at the end of
Speaker 1: his life, like dying man. Things don't go well for him.
Speaker 1: Hunt Hey all good. My first thing was like, damn
Speaker 1: my plants? Fuck? Alright? Uh tweet I've been enjoying is
Speaker 1: the Beetle Juice? Juan and All also no Paparazzi tweeted
Speaker 1: Nathan Fielder is borat for people who are lactose intolerant,
Speaker 1: which now so everyone except the Germans basically except for it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's except for non Germans. You can find me on
Speaker 1: Twitter at Jack Underscore. O'Brian, you can find us on
Speaker 1: Twitter at Daily Zygeys were at the Daily Zygeist on Instagram.
Speaker 1: We have a Facebook fan page on a website Daily
Speaker 1: zychis dot com where we post our episodes and our
Speaker 1: footnotes where we link off to the information that we
Speaker 1: talked about in today's episode, as well as a song
Speaker 1: that we think you might enjoy. Miles, what song do
Speaker 1: we think people might enjoy today? This track? I think
Speaker 1: this is like a French house pop group. It's called
Speaker 1: Mille du Montaigne. Yeah, I think that means honey from
Speaker 1: the Mountain. I don't know. I know Mill's honey and
Speaker 1: I think that what they're talking about his mountain. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I think this track, oh no, that's yeah, that's batlet
Speaker 1: answers say before we go on stage, we say nearly
Speaker 1: we can't say break a leg. Oh and this is
Speaker 1: called Le Tuto and it's like really playful track. It
Speaker 1: felt like it's felt like I like, I don't know why.
Speaker 1: This is a very vapid image, but like I found
Speaker 1: a home video and I popped it in. It was
Speaker 1: like some French famili's vacation. I'm like, oh, this is whimsical.
Speaker 1: That's the energy of this track, Like it's got a
Speaker 1: good upbeat feeling with the French lyrics. I don't understand,
Speaker 1: could be talking about some fund up ship, but it
Speaker 1: feels cool. So this is let Tuto check it out.
Speaker 1: Do they just break into American square words in the curious?
Speaker 1: Fucking furious? I'm not gonna take it anymore. All right,
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