Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them just like
Speaker 1: the million buck things in the stuffings. Not me? Good
Speaker 1: it Steve listening to mother? Please, I don't join Jo.
Speaker 1: You gotta turning to run. You gotta turn to turn
Speaker 1: them out. Turn You haven't got to turn them out
Speaker 1: to turn the water the water go. Come, come on
Speaker 1: your thing, I shall well a good morning everybody. You're
Speaker 1: listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one
Speaker 1: and only, Steve Harvey, I got a radio show me.
Speaker 1: Somebody sent me an email one day that, you know,
Speaker 1: kind of a nasty little email, you know, I think
Speaker 1: I said it wants to before Steve Harvey trying to
Speaker 1: be a preacher. Man, I'm so far from being a preacher. Man,
Speaker 1: I can't even tell you. But what I am trying
Speaker 1: to do is share information. Now. I understand how haters work,
Speaker 1: and I understand how the devil works. Believe me, I
Speaker 1: do you know? Sometimes even heat, the devil surprises me
Speaker 1: at the level and the angles of attack they use,
Speaker 1: you know, which, I go, wow, man, I didn't I
Speaker 1: didn't see that one. Oh that was pretty slick. I
Speaker 1: gotta get credit on that. We try to get me,
Speaker 1: but every time you try to get me, I get saved.
Speaker 1: I get saved every time, man, because because God got me,
Speaker 1: God got some angels camped around me. That's what my
Speaker 1: mom used to always say as Sunday school teacher. Never
Speaker 1: really understood it, but you know when I was growing
Speaker 1: up as a kid, but I got it. Now. He
Speaker 1: got some angels around me. And angels come into form
Speaker 1: sometimes of people, people who pull your coat to this,
Speaker 1: or introduce you to that, or reveal some information to
Speaker 1: you like this. He got them all around me. So see,
Speaker 1: having a relationship with God has been beneficial to me, y'all.
Speaker 1: It's not just that what he gives to me, but
Speaker 1: what he protects me from. And you know, some some
Speaker 1: people wonder, well, if you were God, why he letting
Speaker 1: people do that to you. Now, that's not how it works. See,
Speaker 1: there's two forces in this world, as good and as evil.
Speaker 1: And if you succumb to good, that's what you become,
Speaker 1: that's what you do. But everybody don't succumb to good.
Speaker 1: Some people succumb to evil. Some people's mission is to hate,
Speaker 1: to destroy, to tear down, and so that forces at
Speaker 1: work in this world too, And when that force comes
Speaker 1: up against me, what God never promised me that I
Speaker 1: wouldn't see none of that, that I wouldn't see the attacks,
Speaker 1: that I would not come under fire, that I would
Speaker 1: not be falsely accused. He didn't say that. A matter
Speaker 1: of fact, he four warned me that it would happen.
Speaker 1: Or what he does give me in those moments on
Speaker 1: moments of comfort in peace, knowing that He's with me,
Speaker 1: and no, no matter what my enemy does to bring
Speaker 1: me down, it ain't gonna work. It ain't gonna work.
Speaker 1: So come if you want to fight, if you will.
Speaker 1: I have a man that has been attacking me since
Speaker 1: I owned the comedy club in Dallas. He has been
Speaker 1: on a mission and that if I don't give him
Speaker 1: five million dollars, he gonna do it. He didn't done everything, man,
Speaker 1: he has done everything. Now he've messed around and got
Speaker 1: itself now claiming in his letters physically ill and his
Speaker 1: illnesses and what was befalling his family. He's blaming that
Speaker 1: on me too. As Steve Harvey not stressed me out
Speaker 1: and paid me this money he owed me, we were
Speaker 1: you coming with this? He just has kept on it on,
Speaker 1: it on, and you know what, he a messed around,
Speaker 1: got itself sick. He'n messed around, man, got himself in
Speaker 1: some situation. And can I tell you something. It's been
Speaker 1: going on since nine teen, maybe ninety seven. He started
Speaker 1: the attack when I first went on, No before that,
Speaker 1: probably ninety five. He started the attacks in ninety five,
Speaker 1: every nine And he didn't got six lawyers. All the
Speaker 1: lawyers didn't drop the case. After they come in and
Speaker 1: they discover the fact. But he steady trying. But it's
Speaker 1: too angels that's around. And I forewarned him several times. Man,
Speaker 1: and man, if I was you, I go head on
Speaker 1: because what I'm not gonna do is being because see,
Speaker 1: you cannot break me because I happened to be a
Speaker 1: soldier for Christ. I happened to be an imperfect soldier
Speaker 1: or Christ as nothing, Man as nothing. And oh it
Speaker 1: ain't like a bunch of people and tried. Now, Oh
Speaker 1: y'all all been on YouTube, y'all been on the internet.
Speaker 1: Oh they didn't tried. Oh they didn't put some dirt
Speaker 1: on me. Man, that ain't true. But if you keep
Speaker 1: looking at me though, and I'm not the prize, but
Speaker 1: if you put your eyes on God. It's where you go.
Speaker 1: But if you look at me, He's covered me through
Speaker 1: it all. And that's been the importance of the relationship
Speaker 1: I formed with God, is that I know that I'm
Speaker 1: under his wings, that I'm ever under his ever loving protection,
Speaker 1: that he got me. And I just wanted to share
Speaker 1: that with you that if you got If you're looking
Speaker 1: for some protection, if you're looking for a way to
Speaker 1: have the strength to get through what you're going through,
Speaker 1: get some God man. If if you want to weigh out,
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Speaker 1: get you some god man. If you're tied to being
Speaker 1: if you're sick and tired of being sick and tired,
Speaker 1: get you some god man. I'm just telling you now.
Speaker 1: If you're trying to make your dreams come true and
Speaker 1: it looked like you ain't gonna make it, and you
Speaker 1: still believe that that's for you, get you some God man.
Speaker 1: If you're setting a new gold dream of aspiration and
Speaker 1: you're trying to get that and you're gonna start out today.
Speaker 1: Get you some God, man. I'm just telling you. I'm
Speaker 1: just telling you. See it's real what I'm saying. Man,
Speaker 1: I ain't on fake dude with it. You understand. I'm
Speaker 1: just telling you real. Get you some God, man, and
Speaker 1: be patient, have faith, believe, don't doubt, but Lord have mercy.
Speaker 1: Get ready to work your tail off. Did you hear me?
Speaker 1: Get you some faith, Believe, don't doubt, and get ready
Speaker 1: to work your tail off. God can't blessing you See
Speaker 1: a lot of times we go to God asking for
Speaker 1: prayers and stuff, but we go to him and we
Speaker 1: don't give nothing God nothing to bless. We won't blessings,
Speaker 1: but we don't give him nothing to bless. You make
Speaker 1: one step, he'll make two. You start, he'll finish you come,
Speaker 1: He'll go you dream it, He'll build you started, He'll finish.
Speaker 1: See you see you trying everything your way. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go to cortad conversation with a man yesterday, just sitting
Speaker 1: and just call me man, and was just talking about
Speaker 1: but Steve. You know, man, I've just dude, been on
Speaker 1: me twenty three hundred dollars for four years. I just
Speaker 1: asked him. Have you survived the folk without the twenty
Speaker 1: three hundred? Yeah? Man, how much you think you have
Speaker 1: spent trying to get to twenty three hundred? Just a
Speaker 1: few hundred? Now, let me ask you something. Do you
Speaker 1: have a few hundred mold to try to get this
Speaker 1: twenty three hundred that you've been trying to get for
Speaker 1: four years? Yeah? I could do that, But do you
Speaker 1: want to? Man? Do you have the time to dedicate
Speaker 1: faux mo or your years to try to get twenty
Speaker 1: three hundred? But Steve am out of work right now.
Speaker 1: I've fell on some hard times. I could use that money,
Speaker 1: and I've been praying to God to help me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you've been praying to God to help you. God probably
Speaker 1: got something way greater for you. But you gotta let
Speaker 1: go of your own thinking to let God have his way.
Speaker 1: You understand, you feel me? You're show ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: Another day, another opportunity, another moment in time. Man, I
Speaker 1: show appreciate your Lord for just giving me these moments
Speaker 1: in time. Time is precious. I thank you for it.
Speaker 1: I thank you for a new opportunity in a brand
Speaker 1: new day. Man. I don't know about y'all, but I
Speaker 1: feel good about it. Man. Every time he waked me
Speaker 1: up or allow me to lay it down, I thank
Speaker 1: God for waking me up, and I thank God for
Speaker 1: letting me make it back home. Man, I'm grateful. If
Speaker 1: you get your gratitude together, it affects your attitude, which
Speaker 1: is in direct correlation to your altitude. This is the
Speaker 1: tune Martin show, Get him up, Shirley Strawberries back. Everybody
Speaker 1: whoa where you being? Callin for real Mouth of the South, Mississippi, Monica,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, Junior government name kills Spaid. Everybody knew
Speaker 1: the legend that he it is nephew term well junior, Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: what's on your mind today? You know? Unc man, I
Speaker 1: want to talk to a specific situation. I just want
Speaker 1: to know how you figured. You know, you said specific situation,
Speaker 1: specific running And I'm talking about this obedience with blessings.
Speaker 1: When did you understand that your obedience lead to blessings
Speaker 1: with age? Did you get that? Listen that probably click
Speaker 1: kicked in with me when I was four or five.
Speaker 1: If you do like I say, yeah, the blessing is
Speaker 1: you won't get this ass whipping if you don't do
Speaker 1: what I say and beat disobedient. That's gonna be some
Speaker 1: instant repercussions. Oh. I started understanding that lesson round four
Speaker 1: or five, that's what. Yeah, I hadn't quite really mastered
Speaker 1: it at two. I think I took a lot of
Speaker 1: unnecess series shakings because I was. I was in them
Speaker 1: terrible tools. Maybe I don't really recall. Not terrible too, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but knowing how I was in my teens, I had
Speaker 1: to have been a terrible flu Yeah. I forgot shakings.
Speaker 1: We used to get shook in there. I forgot dog.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the slab and rep around behind my ear.
Speaker 1: Shake some sense into you. Oh no. And when they
Speaker 1: got through, I had it too. It was amazing. My
Speaker 1: mama told me one time I was in the store.
Speaker 1: She said, I snatched a knot in you. And I
Speaker 1: never understood that one time until she did it. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that you could get snatched so hard
Speaker 1: that your body would tie yourself in a knot, like
Speaker 1: my arms and legs was tied together system if they'd
Speaker 1: put me in the other and I'd have been first
Speaker 1: pressing yes, she actually, you don't, and she did. She snatt.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know my body could die up like that,
Speaker 1: I look like like a risk. Hilarious, So Junior, being
Speaker 1: honest about it. It started kicking in four or five
Speaker 1: later in life, understood the obedience to God. But first
Speaker 1: the lesson of obedience was learned early on, and I
Speaker 1: must admit I thanked them for it. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: thank you guys. Coming up at thirty two minutes after
Speaker 1: the hour, we'll hear from the nephew as he runs
Speaker 1: that prank back right after this. You're listening Morning show.
Speaker 1: It is time now for the nephew to run that
Speaker 1: prank back. What you got for us enough, Shirley. We
Speaker 1: got to make a wish ministry. Make a wish ministry.
Speaker 1: Come on, Cat, I'm not doing this today. Come on,
Speaker 1: Cat Baptist. This is Terrence Man. Help you please, Brother Terrence. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how you doing? I got your your number? You you
Speaker 1: with the over the church. You went to make a
Speaker 1: witch ministry. Yes, I am, I'm gonna help you. Well. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm actually uh, I'm terminally ill, brother, brother Terrence, And
Speaker 1: I don't you know as far as what the doctors
Speaker 1: tell me, it could be six months or another year,
Speaker 1: but I know my time here is definitely limited, you know. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that, but we're definitely here to
Speaker 1: help you out with whatever you need or whatever we
Speaker 1: can help you with. So what can we do for you? Well?
Speaker 1: You know, I truly believe that sometimes people have here.
Speaker 1: You know, I've seen one of the old movies they
Speaker 1: got with it got a bucket list or whatever they
Speaker 1: called it. You know, people trying to do things before
Speaker 1: they leave here. I guess I'm just sitting around trying
Speaker 1: to figure out what I could do with what I
Speaker 1: wanted to do before I left this world and went
Speaker 1: on to what he asked for me next. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't believe in doing anything unless it's prayed on first.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if you don't mind, maybe you can pray
Speaker 1: that the which should come true. You you you're not
Speaker 1: doing anything like that. Oh no, I don't mind praying.
Speaker 1: That's what we're here. F Bow your head with him, yes, yr, sir,
Speaker 1: is your head by your sir, your sir, Other God,
Speaker 1: we come to you in the umeless way. We know how. Lord,
Speaker 1: we ask you to touch this young man and every
Speaker 1: which way he heard, and then we ask you to
Speaker 1: deliver him for whatever is going on with him and
Speaker 1: let him know that we the church is here to
Speaker 1: help him with whatever his needs is in his last days.
Speaker 1: And Jesus's name, I pray say Amen with him. Amen, man,
Speaker 1: it's gonna do it here now. You a member of
Speaker 1: the church here, I was a member, but I still
Speaker 1: consider myself. Remember it's just been quite some time, probably
Speaker 1: over a year and a half, two years since I've
Speaker 1: been able to come, you know, through to my my illness.
Speaker 1: But definitely I will remember that. Well, that's all right.
Speaker 1: We're not worried about all that. We just here to
Speaker 1: take care of your last and final wish. That's what
Speaker 1: our minister is for. You know. We help people with
Speaker 1: with with anything they need, you know, like what what
Speaker 1: what all I mean when when people call them won't
Speaker 1: say what all of you you are? What all of
Speaker 1: y'all helped them with? Well, we've helped them with the rent, uh,
Speaker 1: take them to the store, help them with a utility bill,
Speaker 1: come out and cut the grass, anything like that they
Speaker 1: just can't do. Take them to the doctor's appointment. Anything
Speaker 1: we'd like to help them with, we do exactly. Then Okay,
Speaker 1: well I pretty much got those things taken care of.
Speaker 1: I think what i'd like to do between you and
Speaker 1: and myself, brothersdad about never told anyone what I'm about
Speaker 1: to tell you. I've never been with a with with
Speaker 1: a woman to fall I'm you know, I'm thirty eight,
Speaker 1: but I've never been with a woman. Well, I guess
Speaker 1: that might be a blessing. You might you might be perire.
Speaker 1: That's a good thing. Well, you know, but sometimes you know,
Speaker 1: I give before I leave. I guess that's a desire
Speaker 1: that I have. And and and uh, what I wanted
Speaker 1: to ask you was there is a lady there at
Speaker 1: the church, and before I leave, I think that's the
Speaker 1: woman that I would actually like to be with. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know if make a Wish ministry can support
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff, but uh, go ahead, let me hear,
Speaker 1: okay that the lady that I'm actually interested in actually,
Speaker 1: uh she works at the church too. Well, I see
Speaker 1: she's done at all. What she's about five nine, and
Speaker 1: she's probably about size eight, beautiful long leagues man and
Speaker 1: and and sandy type of hair, sandy color for sandy
Speaker 1: brown man. And I mean she looked like careman. Hold
Speaker 1: on a minute, what's her name? I think her name Linda. Now,
Speaker 1: hold on, that's my wife. What you mean go ahead
Speaker 1: and see wait wait wait wait wait wait wait Linda
Speaker 1: your wife? Yeah, that's my wife? You Sorvince? What do
Speaker 1: you mean? Listen, y'all are ministry now now, if y'all
Speaker 1: supposed to be taking care of people, don't make a
Speaker 1: wish and and taking care of what they want before
Speaker 1: they leave this world? If that's my wish, what is
Speaker 1: the problem listening here? You didn't cross every line there
Speaker 1: was about this man, so I don't give a damn
Speaker 1: about it. I'm you're talking about sleeping with my w
Speaker 1: If I see y'all gonna do something to you, they
Speaker 1: ain't gonna even be able to recognize you. So what
Speaker 1: the you talking about? Missing with my wife? Son of um?
Speaker 1: I called miss Linda myself and seeing you know I
Speaker 1: have a problem. Wasn't helping me make my wish come true?
Speaker 1: To it? And calling you won't call nobody else. That
Speaker 1: would be the last called you make. I thought y'all
Speaker 1: were here to relieve people so they can enjoy themselves
Speaker 1: before they leave this world. You talk about sleeping with
Speaker 1: my wife? Are you crazy? But but if I'm going
Speaker 1: to leave here, ain't nobody gonna know, but you want hut.
Speaker 1: I don't care if you die. I don't care. You
Speaker 1: ain't sleeping with my wife and your food with her.
Speaker 1: You probably gonna go ahead and die quicker than you
Speaker 1: need to. I thought this was a ministry. I don't
Speaker 1: feel you now you won't. They're telling me about dard
Speaker 1: y'all supposed to be a ministry that helps people before
Speaker 1: they leave a word or what it is. But you
Speaker 1: talk about sleeping with my wife. You got an illness,
Speaker 1: but something must be wrong with your brain talking about
Speaker 1: messing with man? Why ain't nobody don't even know? I've
Speaker 1: been what your wife wants? Something gonna there? Ain't gonna
Speaker 1: people the tour, y'all. At least you would have helped
Speaker 1: me before I live. Now I can't help you with nothing.
Speaker 1: And let me tell you something. I'm not the preacher,
Speaker 1: I'm not the past I'm not the deacon, I'm not
Speaker 1: none of them. But if you mentioned my wife, you're
Speaker 1: gonna know who I am. I'm gonna be the undertaker.
Speaker 1: Do you understand? I'm here with you, Sam, But I
Speaker 1: got one more thing I need to tell you about
Speaker 1: who I am. Who asked you? Isn't it the go ahead.
Speaker 1: Let me here. This is Nephew talk me from the
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show, your wife Linda, y'all me the
Speaker 1: phrase no y'all tell me you roll y'all ain't recording.
Speaker 1: This is Mas recording every last bit of hammer last
Speaker 1: thing gonna here. This is I got one more thing.
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Speaker 1: some music news for us. But right now it is
Speaker 1: time to ask the CLO a couple of questions. Here
Speaker 1: we go, Lawanda, and Montgomery writes, my boyfriend and I
Speaker 1: have been together since college and I just had our
Speaker 1: first child. Now his girlfriend from high school has a
Speaker 1: daycare and she wants he wants our son to go
Speaker 1: there because he wants to help her out. Should I
Speaker 1: trust him? Or is this too shady? What he's why? All? Yeah,
Speaker 1: a bunch of help her out, you know, in the
Speaker 1: words of other black women. So you just wants to
Speaker 1: be captive, saved or black that's what you want to
Speaker 1: So when when when did you get a cape? Okay,
Speaker 1: uh huh. See that's just like that man that took
Speaker 1: that video his son jumping down the steps and he
Speaker 1: didn't know he was gonna try to fly all the
Speaker 1: way down the step and he landed real hard on
Speaker 1: his butt twice. The little boy got up holding his tailbone,
Speaker 1: had this little cape round, isn't it. His father said, Man,
Speaker 1: I ain't know you was gonna do that. You're gonna
Speaker 1: do mess around? Let that cape get you hyped up.
Speaker 1: Don't let that cape get you hyped up. Bro, listen
Speaker 1: to me. Find somewhere else for your kid to go
Speaker 1: to dank care. Yeah, you're inviting the dog. You couldn't
Speaker 1: have some misery in your house for no reason at all.
Speaker 1: I can't believe he said it. Go through with it.
Speaker 1: How do you know she need help? Though? See this
Speaker 1: extensive conversation. Come, yeah, yeah, you're right safe, You're right,
Speaker 1: you dumb yo, one yo. One child ain't gonna make
Speaker 1: or break the business, not at all, not at all,
Speaker 1: all right. Moving on to Shara and Lafayette, Shara says,
Speaker 1: I took my hubby's car to get our son from school.
Speaker 1: As I waited, um, I cleaned out his car. He
Speaker 1: had lots of junk food wrappers hidden everywhere. We've been dieting,
Speaker 1: and I see he's been cheating. So should I start
Speaker 1: eating what I want and wait for him to say
Speaker 1: something slick to me? Or should I confront him? Now? Well,
Speaker 1: let's just understand this, Shara, You've been dying by yourself.
Speaker 1: You've been dying. He's not. That car is a plan.
Speaker 1: She wants to know. She should started, she wanted, No, Sho,
Speaker 1: you should go and stay on the plan. Get yourself together,
Speaker 1: you know, be the best you you can be, because
Speaker 1: you never know when it's gonna it's gonna make you healthier.
Speaker 1: You know it's it's gonna do some things in your life.
Speaker 1: Both of y'all need to go on and stay on
Speaker 1: this diet though. Yeah, yeah, it is easier, but when
Speaker 1: you're pardner cheating and it's making you look Yeah, well
Speaker 1: you're gonna be fine and he ain't there you got yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, good advice, Feelo. Moving on to Jerome, Jerome
Speaker 1: and Germantown says, my wife had a small group of
Speaker 1: her friends over for a sex toy party. And I
Speaker 1: heard my wife ragging about using toys mostly when she's
Speaker 1: home alone and when I don't want to have sex
Speaker 1: with her. I didn't know she had toy. Should I
Speaker 1: be worried about it? You don't want to have sex
Speaker 1: with her? Judgment with the toy. Let's talk about you.
Speaker 1: I don't know she had toy dog. She having a
Speaker 1: sex toy party at your house. You don't think I
Speaker 1: want You don't think she bought none? Don't the sex
Speaker 1: toy party is at your house. She the ring leader
Speaker 1: or the sex toy committee. Come on, she's bragging about them.
Speaker 1: They buy the sex toys from her. She is a
Speaker 1: sex toy distributed, nothing distributed. She got the building down
Speaker 1: the street, sex toys off. How I can't leave you
Speaker 1: got one? The pride is sex toys are us. He
Speaker 1: is the am weight sex toys. So she tried to
Speaker 1: call the women to side up. She's so heavy in
Speaker 1: the sex toys. It's appear me scam. So should he
Speaker 1: be worried about this? Dog, y'all need gonna get in
Speaker 1: to help. You need to stow one after at your
Speaker 1: job with your dudes. You got to help pay the
Speaker 1: bills up in here. Man, you didn't know y'all were
Speaker 1: sex toy distributed sex toys us. You got all of them.
Speaker 1: You got sol power sex toys. He just lay, y'all, Dog,
Speaker 1: she gonna come up in there with some stuff for you. Well,
Speaker 1: he doesn't want to have sex with her. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, well not all the time. Apparently boys do.
Speaker 1: I don't never say no. I always want to play.
Speaker 1: That's why they call it Mama coming to give me no.
Speaker 1: Mama picked me, Mama, pick me, mama, Mama, mama. All right.
Speaker 1: Moving on last one to Shante in Denver. Shante says,
Speaker 1: my husband got tickets for an outdoor concert I wanted
Speaker 1: to go to the day before the show. He told
Speaker 1: me he lost the tickets, and he promised we'd do
Speaker 1: something together soon. When I checked his account, there was
Speaker 1: no record of him buying tickets. He could have said
Speaker 1: he didn't want to go. Why would he lie about it.
Speaker 1: Probably did he tell you he didn't want to go?
Speaker 1: Here we go with this lying again. Oh yeah, why
Speaker 1: don't you just tell me you want to go? Then
Speaker 1: I come you on that want to do that? Now?
Speaker 1: I want to do I bought the tickets and I
Speaker 1: lost it. Damn, there you go. You never bought them.
Speaker 1: He just lied he didn't want to go. Well, she's saying,
Speaker 1: why didn't he just say that? Why did he lie? See?
Speaker 1: Look at you right now? What's all these questions from
Speaker 1: why you want? Okay, okay, shery, Shelly, you're my wife. Hey, baby,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't really want to go to the
Speaker 1: const Oh you don't, honey? Well why not, babe, because
Speaker 1: you know I ain't. I don't really like him down
Speaker 1: there like that. I don't like the artist. Well, I
Speaker 1: thought it would be something, you know, and good night out,
Speaker 1: something fun for us to do together. I know that's
Speaker 1: what you thought, baby, But you're always thinking and I
Speaker 1: don't want to take me right you don't. Yeah, you're not.
Speaker 1: That's why he lives. All right? Coming up with thank
Speaker 1: you Cielo. Coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 1: We'll have some entertainment news for you, right after this,
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Speaker 1: according to Forbes, Kanye West is no longer a billionaire.
Speaker 1: He's no longer in the club. His net worth is
Speaker 1: estimated now at less than half a billion, at four
Speaker 1: hundred million UM. This comes after Adidas and Gap both
Speaker 1: ended their relationships with Kanye. Adidas, as you know, produced
Speaker 1: the famous Easy line of shoes with Kanye, and Gap
Speaker 1: is reportedly removing all Easy Gap products, those big trash
Speaker 1: bags with all this stuff stuffed and stuffed in there anyway, anyway, right,
Speaker 1: trash bags with all these free ass looking clothes. And
Speaker 1: I know, Gay, I'm gonna go to Gap so I
Speaker 1: can come out of here looking like I was at
Speaker 1: the thrifts though we've got reportedly is removing all of
Speaker 1: yet products from its stories and online. Look, I'm not
Speaker 1: happy for that by any means. Man, I don't wish
Speaker 1: the demise of anybody. But you know it was over.
Speaker 1: It was blown up numbers in any way, they're walking
Speaker 1: around telling me I'm the richest black man in America.
Speaker 1: That's not true. Dog. If some brothers out here isn't
Speaker 1: knocking it down, and it's not true, but you know, man,
Speaker 1: I don't wish any demise on the guy, but he'll
Speaker 1: be listen to me. If he's not a billion there,
Speaker 1: he'll be fine. Yeah, well four hundred million. And they're
Speaker 1: dropping off because, yeah, anti Semitic comments teammate. So they're told,
Speaker 1: I told y'all, look, listen to me, and you don't apologize,
Speaker 1: You don't even try to make it right. You're talking
Speaker 1: about I fight five with five, bro, they're not. You
Speaker 1: don't them understand what you do it? Yeah, but and
Speaker 1: did it for what it makes no out of stupidity.
Speaker 1: He gotta started listening to somebody. Man, he ain't gonna
Speaker 1: have he does himself, Candas Owens and him Hand Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's who he listens to. Handis might be the reason
Speaker 1: why you in this situation and a big part of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, moving on to himself, he's
Speaker 1: canceling himself. Yeah, one last time, be a genius and
Speaker 1: keep doing stupid tea yea profound Steve Harvey Brow. We
Speaker 1: keep calling when it's sad. It's really sad, and we're
Speaker 1: watching eyes the demise of him. Yeah all right. Law
Speaker 1: enforcement agencies across the country have issued a warning for
Speaker 1: parents to check their children's trigger treat bags. That year,
Speaker 1: following a massive sentinel bust at Lax Airport, an unidentified
Speaker 1: passenger try to get through security at Lax with bags
Speaker 1: of candy that contained over twelve thousand Fentinel pills last week.
Speaker 1: The fentinel was packaged inside of Skittles, Whoppers, and Sweethearts
Speaker 1: candy rappers, which would be appealing to children. Law enforcement
Speaker 1: warned that the drugs could mistakenly or purposely be handed
Speaker 1: out to children this year as Halloween candy and horrible.
Speaker 1: Why would you want to do that and get killed children?
Speaker 1: Do you know what anybody? Period? Right? Yeah, but do
Speaker 1: you know what we do for trick or treating? We
Speaker 1: let them go through the activity, but we never let
Speaker 1: them eat the candy. We buy the candy. We let
Speaker 1: the kids eat the candy down we buy. They just
Speaker 1: go into the activity of trick or treating and throw
Speaker 1: that way. Yeah, we've always done that. Keep your kids.
Speaker 1: You all ain't taking your ass nowhere, stupid ass, mask
Speaker 1: off and get in there and cut that TV on
Speaker 1: Halloween is over, not fin the be cast for this year?
Speaker 1: Asper sick ass piece. Can I'm gonna do my son
Speaker 1: and candy the way my mama used to do my
Speaker 1: fried fish. Just mush it up before we eat it,
Speaker 1: every piece of candy. Yeah, make sure give me the bag,
Speaker 1: Give me the bag that I've been out collecting. Give
Speaker 1: me the bag. What is that chop? What is that
Speaker 1: in your mouth? What is your chewing? I'm talking about?
Speaker 1: I get all the kids that snapped out of my
Speaker 1: mouth and did the question what is chewing? But did
Speaker 1: you just say I'm not to be cast body here?
Speaker 1: Shut up all that crime and get it in. Play
Speaker 1: that PlayStation at boughtcham It's PlayStation two. Is good? Just
Speaker 1: go ahead and play it. Yeah, that's crazy, it's horrible,
Speaker 1: it's evil. Don't do that to the kids. Please. But
Speaker 1: all right, these people, yeah, these people need to get
Speaker 1: locked up, man. Yeah, absolutely yeah, yeah, absolutely yeah. All right,
Speaker 1: Moving on to Carla and her music news for us.
Speaker 1: What you got Carla? All right, guys. The Soul Train Awards.
Speaker 1: The nominees were announced late last week and Beyonce and
Speaker 1: Mary Mary Jay are leading with seven nominations each. Following
Speaker 1: behind Mary Jay and Beyonce is Ari Lennox with six nominations.
Speaker 1: Lizzo and Chris Brown have five Other nominations include Money Love, Money, Money, Loan,
Speaker 1: let Me Say That, Burner Boy, Jas, The Sullivan, Silk Sonic,
Speaker 1: and many others. Dion Cole is hosting this year's song Yes, Yes,
Speaker 1: I like that. That's big. Yes we do November twenty et. Yes,
Speaker 1: the Kanye getting named him. No, no, go ahead. I'm
Speaker 1: just stunned. Ain't none of the little babies nominated? That
Speaker 1: little baby, dub baby. They could be in the building.
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Speaker 1: We gotta say welcome back, Roscoe. Baby, ain't to everybody
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Speaker 1: may already know this. I don't know, but you may.
Speaker 1: You may have even been there. Yeah, you may have
Speaker 1: what you know? Drake had a big birthday party in
Speaker 1: Miami on Monday night. He was celebrating his thirty sixth birthday.
Speaker 1: And it will start you know money, You got to
Speaker 1: have throw your party on Monday weekend right there? They work, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: well you got your own money, uh, and it would
Speaker 1: start studded. That's why I asked if you were there.
Speaker 1: The party was at Miami's Sexy Fish Restaurant, but Drake
Speaker 1: changed the name of the restaurant to Sexy Guy Elle
Speaker 1: for the night. Um. He gave away five thousand dollars
Speaker 1: gift cards. He gave you who the hell of that
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Speaker 1: how it spelled. Now I wouldn't. I was with his daddy.
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Speaker 1: Who you thing? Wrote it? I don't know, but I'm
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Speaker 1: I like this dance you're doing. So I had to
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Speaker 1: is how we do it. It's that songwriter Montell Jordan,
Speaker 1: I believe did you hear how I sing it? Um? Yes?
Speaker 1: He changed it all right? Well, thank you Roch. Coming
Speaker 1: up next to it is a nephew with today's prank
Speaker 1: phone call right after you're listening to show. Coming up
Speaker 1: at about four minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry
Speaker 1: letter for today and the subject is my house, my rules.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that in just a bit, but right
Speaker 1: now it is time for the nephew and today's prank
Speaker 1: phone call. What you got nex hum herve me? You
Speaker 1: are what's on the menus on the menu. I got it,
Speaker 1: I got it. That's on your menu. This is in
Speaker 1: the entree section. You know this is yeah, this is
Speaker 1: the main course meal right here. Huh? You sent my
Speaker 1: wife pitches? You sent my wife pitches on picture were okay?
Speaker 1: What can you think we're sending one? What do you
Speaker 1: think we do? We're cranking, cranking so uh a r
Speaker 1: a r all right, kat, let's go now, I speak
Speaker 1: to trouble. Trouble, hey, man, you've been sending pictures of
Speaker 1: your damn stomach to my wife phone? Hey? Hey man,
Speaker 1: have y'all been sending pictures of your muscles on your
Speaker 1: stomach to my wife phone? Hey? What the hell is this?
Speaker 1: Calling me? With this this fish right here? This fisher man.
Speaker 1: My name is Fisher, but they call me fish. What
Speaker 1: I want to know from you? Have you been sending
Speaker 1: pictures of your stomach to my wife phone? Man? I
Speaker 1: don't know, dear you telling my playboy? I don't tell
Speaker 1: me with this purest business. It is my business, that's
Speaker 1: my wife. Then you send it. You boy, you must
Speaker 1: ain't got you must ain't real something like me or
Speaker 1: something you were right about him sending pits this stomach. Hey, man,
Speaker 1: get to some fitness. Don't call my system. I got
Speaker 1: some business. My business is my wife. Man. And if
Speaker 1: you said let me tell you something, I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you right now. I want. I want to find you.
Speaker 1: If the same muscles that's on hard phone is up
Speaker 1: underneath your shirt, I'm whipping your Hey man, I ain't
Speaker 1: hard to find. Play bar, you can find me. And
Speaker 1: if I am sending pitts to your wife, you must
Speaker 1: like it. Play bar? Hey man, Hey, let me tell
Speaker 1: you no, you're being disrespectful, is what you're doing. You
Speaker 1: understand you been calling me on the phone with you
Speaker 1: red check somebody else about this hill before I had
Speaker 1: your wife rubbing on my stomach. Hey man, who you hey?
Speaker 1: See who you calling? Man? Who do you think? Hey? Hey?
Speaker 1: Who you think you talk? Let me tell you something? Okay,
Speaker 1: tell us telling my phone about him? Picture who I
Speaker 1: ain't talking to, because I damn them if I find them,
Speaker 1: your muscles on what? Obviously you found my phone number,
Speaker 1: so I guess you can find me on boy? Hey,
Speaker 1: you I about this here. Where are you? Let's get
Speaker 1: I'm hey, ask your wife where I'm in? Where she is?
Speaker 1: My wife is at work right now, do you think so?
Speaker 1: How do you say she got some pictures on? Boy?
Speaker 1: Hey man, I tell you what when I find you,
Speaker 1: When I find you a little disrespectful, answer your wife
Speaker 1: where I'm in? Yeah, that's what's your new? Boy? Calling
Speaker 1: music over? Oh it's a cure. You must not be
Speaker 1: ripped up like me. Hey man, Hey, hey, hey, I
Speaker 1: got I got muscles on my stomach. I got it
Speaker 1: right now to get these get this stummer right for
Speaker 1: your wife. Hey man, let me tell you something. Man,
Speaker 1: that's all right, that's all right. How about this here?
Speaker 1: I know who your wife feels now, that's all right.
Speaker 1: I know who sell too. Okay, well that's all right,
Speaker 1: And I'll be calling her. I'm calling her, letting her
Speaker 1: know what's going on. Tick this out? She like my
Speaker 1: stummach too? Yeah? Yeah, yeah you like that. No, No,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I tell you what she gonna
Speaker 1: like it. When I get to Huggers. I'm gonna let
Speaker 1: your wife know what's going on around here. Say, man,
Speaker 1: you don't know nothing about my wife. Me my wife
Speaker 1: and your wife might be rubbing together a home wife.
Speaker 1: You don't know nothing about my Hey, man, you ain't
Speaker 1: gonna be disrespectful to me. Man, I hadn't told you once.
Speaker 1: See don't see me home wife. I will see you.
Speaker 1: I already asked you once. Where are you? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: raise up my shirt so you can see this rip
Speaker 1: up six fact that's your wife. Like yeah, all right, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: it's just a matter of time. Then you better go
Speaker 1: check your wife and don't be calling across man. Okay, Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: I tell you what I'm gonna call a Yanna. That's
Speaker 1: that's what I'm gonna call a Yanna. Baby. Say where? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Then slowed you down? Night. Yeah, I'm calling your wife.
Speaker 1: We can get it on the freeway and then we
Speaker 1: got and then I call your wife and get on
Speaker 1: my way. Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna tell you this here,
Speaker 1: right now, what I needed to tell me. Whatever you
Speaker 1: want to tell me, play, I'm telling you right now,
Speaker 1: pump where you ask I'm a fuller for at homeboy,
Speaker 1: that's where I'm at. Man, you got my wife name.
Speaker 1: I want to know your name. They call your fish
Speaker 1: or chicking a well, they call you. You can meet
Speaker 1: me wherever you want to, homeboy, And we're just said.
Speaker 1: It ain't no fi deal to me. I deal with
Speaker 1: pump chump like you every day. Okay, okay, not a problem.
Speaker 1: Not a problem. I'll be right. How long are you
Speaker 1: gonna be that? I'm gonna be that to your pump?
Speaker 1: Get okay, you look at I want you to take
Speaker 1: my name, my name down so you know who you're
Speaker 1: waiting on. You got you? You said your name was
Speaker 1: chicking or something like that. Do you have a pen?
Speaker 1: I don't need no pump okay? Do you want to
Speaker 1: know who this is? You gonna tell me who you was? Homeboy?
Speaker 1: I ain't told you my full name, Trump, I don't
Speaker 1: need to know your name. You got my number calling me?
Speaker 1: How about them that too of stumma? Because something it's muscles,
Speaker 1: it's muscles of stomach on my wife phone. Did you
Speaker 1: look at the other pictures? How many sit ups do
Speaker 1: you be doing? Did you look at the other pictures?
Speaker 1: What other? Okay? Hey man, man, hey man, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna be playing with you by my wife. Man. I
Speaker 1: ain't playing with you. I'm playing with your wife. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something about your wife. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you something about your wife that you don't know.
Speaker 1: If I don't know it, don't know. Oh I know it.
Speaker 1: Me and her know it when I just got off
Speaker 1: the phone with her. You don't want to know? You
Speaker 1: want me tell you what your wife told me? Whatever,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this right here, I'm gonna say this punk.
Speaker 1: This is Nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning. Your
Speaker 1: your wife or Yanna got me to pray phone your
Speaker 1: ignorant man? How stupid are you? Hello? This is Nephew Timmy,
Speaker 1: man from the Steve Harvey Morning. Your your wife got
Speaker 1: me to pray phone call you dude? You damn you?
Speaker 1: You are more Ignit didn't mean Lord, Yeah, I got
Speaker 1: oh go hey, trouble. I got to ask you this man,
Speaker 1: answer this question for me. What is what is the
Speaker 1: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,
Speaker 1: the only one with Nephew Tom I tell you that.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I ain't trailed. Man, You be easy, man,
Speaker 1: go light on a y'all all right, I'm so well.
Speaker 1: Tell Steve Harbor, I say you met your match with
Speaker 1: that one man. He wasn't playing with you. He wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Budge was hilarious. What about the pictures I sent them?
Speaker 1: What about your lay boy homeboy chicken a fish? You
Speaker 1: just telling him? Man? How many you sit up? She'd
Speaker 1: be doing I did with rumps like you every day partner.
Speaker 1: Oh ye stupid, I got one nine y'all, I got
Speaker 1: a thank the little folk pack working women. I was.
Speaker 1: I missed he had a six pack. I didn't allow that.
Speaker 1: Yes you did, Shirley. You you taste it yourself after
Speaker 1: you say Shelly shut um out, I thought, hain't nobody? Hey, well,
Speaker 1: I don't miss you boys side voice he had a
Speaker 1: six pack? Huh yeah, you bet your bottom living on
Speaker 1: moving on, You bit your bottom, limp, that's what you did.
Speaker 1: Omar Shrine, Omar Shrine Auditorium, The Nephews coming to town.
Speaker 1: That is Charleston, South Carolina, November to twelve, the Low
Speaker 1: Country Omar Shrine Auditorium. The nephew grabbing the microphone, take
Speaker 1: his own sal right now, lad, Jimmy King, Tommy, two
Speaker 1: Mikes coming up, back, Strawberry letters subject my house, my
Speaker 1: rules will get into that. Right after this. You're listening
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Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. You still sexy. I've been gone couple of days.
Speaker 1: You still got that voice. Okay, thank you, neph you
Speaker 1: subject my house, my rules. Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been
Speaker 1: with my lady for four years and I told her
Speaker 1: we're getting married, so she suggested we lived together first.
Speaker 1: I was under the impression that she wanted to live
Speaker 1: with me so she could save up money for our
Speaker 1: wedding expenses. As soon as she moved in, she stopped working.
Speaker 1: She said she needed a little time off to get
Speaker 1: adjusted to her new surroundings. That was a year ago,
Speaker 1: and she makes excuses when I asked her about finding
Speaker 1: a job. She keeps asking me when I planned to propose,
Speaker 1: and I always answer with whenever you find a job.
Speaker 1: I added her to a checking account that I have,
Speaker 1: and she uses it for household stuff, but she is
Speaker 1: blowing through her own personal savings by shopping online and
Speaker 1: hanging out with her girls. I'm almost fifty and she's
Speaker 1: thirty one, so I want her to live her life,
Speaker 1: but be more responsible financially. She cooks, cleans and even
Speaker 1: takes out the trash. Sex it's amazing when she allows it.
Speaker 1: Most times, it's an oral deal because she is too
Speaker 1: tired to go all the way. I am not complaining
Speaker 1: about that, but I need to know what she's tired from.
Speaker 1: We got in a nasty argument over me asking her
Speaker 1: to get a job, even if it's part time. She
Speaker 1: said she's sick of me saying my house, my rules,
Speaker 1: and I understand that it sounds mean spirited, but I
Speaker 1: mean it. That's all I ask of her. I think
Speaker 1: her friends pulled her into believing that I am supposed
Speaker 1: to take care of everything financially in our relationship. We
Speaker 1: are not married, so why would I do that. I
Speaker 1: provide the home I bought her her, and she has
Speaker 1: access to my money and credit cards. I would love
Speaker 1: for us to stack money together. I'm not wealthy and
Speaker 1: she is draining me. Would I be crazy to propose
Speaker 1: to her if she doesn't change? Well, absolutely, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: you would be crazy to propose to her right now
Speaker 1: or ever for that matter. And what makes you think
Speaker 1: she's gonna change. You're fifty, she's thirty one. You've got
Speaker 1: nineteen years on her. She's young. She probably sees you, sir,
Speaker 1: as a sugar daddy, which means she expects you to
Speaker 1: take care of her. You already bought her a car,
Speaker 1: she uses your credit cards at will. I mean who
Speaker 1: she is is who she is. You'll only get more
Speaker 1: of the same if you propose and marry her. You
Speaker 1: know the saying when someone shows you who they are,
Speaker 1: believe them. I'm sure you've heard that before. Well, so
Speaker 1: you got to believe her. How much more proof do
Speaker 1: you need? It's been a whole year. She's still not working,
Speaker 1: she's still living like a kept woman. She's living her
Speaker 1: best life. You can't even get that amazing sex she
Speaker 1: wrote about when you want it? So what is in
Speaker 1: this for you to me? To you? I say this,
Speaker 1: cut your losses with her because you're gonna end up
Speaker 1: broke if you don't stop this, you're expecting her to
Speaker 1: do something she doesn't. Is not interested in, you know,
Speaker 1: having some sort of stacking money situation with you. She's
Speaker 1: not interested in that. She's interested in spending your money. Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys have two different life goals. You need to
Speaker 1: understand that and probably move on. Steve, Well, I don't
Speaker 1: know how the letter got the title My house, my rules.
Speaker 1: We could call this Daddy of the King. We could
Speaker 1: call this daddy Sugar. We could call it sugar daddy.
Speaker 1: We could call it the domino effect. We could call
Speaker 1: it raw sugar. Whatever you want to call it. Brother,
Speaker 1: but your house ain't got no rules in it. You've
Speaker 1: been with this girl four years, and you told her
Speaker 1: you was gonna get married. Then she said, while we
Speaker 1: live together. First you thought she wanted to live with you,
Speaker 1: so y'all can save her money for your wedding. As
Speaker 1: soon as she moved in, she stopped working. Jack pot
Speaker 1: being ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. You're fifty,
Speaker 1: she thirty one. You already knew what just he is, though,
Speaker 1: and she quentn't. That was almost a year ago. She
Speaker 1: said she needed a little time out to get adjusted
Speaker 1: to her new surrounded. That's interesting. So let me ask
Speaker 1: y'all something. If somebody asked you to marry them or
Speaker 1: become the woman, or date them or move in, you
Speaker 1: mean you get to take some time off from your
Speaker 1: job so you can adjust to your new surrounded. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's nice. Oh so you mean like if I buy
Speaker 1: a brand new house and this a new surrounded, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna quit my job so I can get used to
Speaker 1: this house. Well, don't get too used to it, because
Speaker 1: yass ain't gonna be any long. Girl, I don't know
Speaker 1: what's happening here with this letter right here, But this
Speaker 1: dude right here, I don't even know. Dog, you fifty,
Speaker 1: Why are you even writing me? She asked, When you
Speaker 1: was gonna propose to it, you told her whenever you
Speaker 1: find a job, you add it up to the checking account,
Speaker 1: and said she used it for household stuff. But now
Speaker 1: she's blowing through her personal savings, shopping old line and
Speaker 1: hanging out with her girl. Now you want her to
Speaker 1: live her best life, but you want her to be
Speaker 1: more responsible financially. She's irresponsible. She retired at thirty one.
Speaker 1: That's I don't know how to say it to you.
Speaker 1: Though she retired, she tired working. Hold that thought, Steve.
Speaker 1: We'll have part two of your response to today's Strawberry
Speaker 1: letter at twenty three minutes after the hour. My house,
Speaker 1: my Rules is the subject. We'll get back into it
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
Speaker 1: come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject
Speaker 1: my house, my Rules. You know, dog, he's been with
Speaker 1: this lady four years. She wanted to get married. As
Speaker 1: soon as he said he would marry her. She said,
Speaker 1: let's live together. As soon as they moved and she
Speaker 1: quit her job. She thirty one. He fitted sugar. Daddy's
Speaker 1: sitting up in here, don't even understand what's going on. Well, daddy,
Speaker 1: it's time for you to bring a sugar. So she's retired.
Speaker 1: She's blowing through her personal savings, shopping online, hanging out
Speaker 1: with her girls. Now, you want to live at best life,
Speaker 1: but you want her to be more responsible. Here's the
Speaker 1: hooking the letter. She cooks, she cleans, she even takes
Speaker 1: out the trash. Sex is amazing when she allows it. Now,
Speaker 1: let's go over this. She could clean, She even take
Speaker 1: out the trash. Sex is amazing. Most sex is though
Speaker 1: most most sex is made. It's really it's the most
Speaker 1: amazing thing ever. It's more amazing. It's like one of
Speaker 1: the top wonders of the world. To me, it's better
Speaker 1: than the Grand Canyon or nineca Falls wave. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: better than Victoria Lakes. It's very and all the constellations
Speaker 1: in the sky. To me, I'm just saying it's better.
Speaker 1: It is better. Sex is the most amazing thing. It's
Speaker 1: better than food, better than absolutely it's it's better than
Speaker 1: breathing because it has caused me to stop several times,
Speaker 1: and I didn't miss breathing at all. It's how amazing
Speaker 1: sexy is. Now, he say most of the time it's
Speaker 1: an oil deal because she's too tired to go all
Speaker 1: the way. I'm not complaining about that, but I need
Speaker 1: to know what she tied from. Well, she's been shopping
Speaker 1: online all day and hanging out with her girls. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we out that's exhausted. Yes, that's exhausting. Dog, And the
Speaker 1: fact that you're getting anything at all. Clap clap. Now
Speaker 1: y'all got in the nasty argument over her ask you
Speaker 1: asking her to get a job, even if it's part time.
Speaker 1: She said, she's sicking me, saying my house, my rules,
Speaker 1: And I understand that it sounds mean spirited, but I
Speaker 1: mean it. Well, that's an apology that ain't connected to nothing.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I said it. I know it means I sorry.
Speaker 1: I said that. I know it sounds mean spirited, but
Speaker 1: I mean it. It's my house, my rude. That's all
Speaker 1: I ask of her. And then he says, I think
Speaker 1: her friends and fool and believing that I'm supposed to
Speaker 1: take care of everything financially and wrestling. Ain't that what
Speaker 1: you're doing, saying nobody fool? Huh, the fool is particularly you,
Speaker 1: the fool, not dog. My wife don't work, So I
Speaker 1: don't want to be hypocritical here. But we went in
Speaker 1: with that understanding that she wouldn't work. That was the understanding.
Speaker 1: So did we be able to travel together, see the
Speaker 1: world together, be with me whenever I need it, you know?
Speaker 1: And she supports that. And she takes here a lot
Speaker 1: of things. Now, your girls taking care a lot of
Speaker 1: stuff too. She cooking, she cleaned, she taking out trash.
Speaker 1: Thought it's all right, he trash. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: can't get Marger taking no, damn trash out. So I
Speaker 1: think you got all this money I'm bringing up in
Speaker 1: the house. I don't know why you can't take that
Speaker 1: bag of trash out. I've never seen her walk into
Speaker 1: the trash can. A matter of fact, I don't even
Speaker 1: think she knows where they at. Steriously disappears, doesn't it. Oh,
Speaker 1: now listen to this right here. We are not married,
Speaker 1: so why would I do that? Boy? You're doing it now. Man,
Speaker 1: you're providing all everything. I provide the home. I bought
Speaker 1: her a car. She has access to my money and
Speaker 1: credit cards. Man, don't you know, don't I'm confused? You say,
Speaker 1: do you think of friends? Fool you into believing that
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to take care of everything financially in my relationship.
Speaker 1: We're not married, so why would I do that? That
Speaker 1: was your statement. We're not married, so why would I
Speaker 1: do that? Then you turn around and said, I provide
Speaker 1: the home, I bought a car, she got access to
Speaker 1: my money and credit card. I'm confused. If you wouldn't
Speaker 1: do that, why are you doing that? Damn dog? I
Speaker 1: would love for us to stack money together. You can't
Speaker 1: stack money together. One person is taking the stat h
Speaker 1: I'm not wealthy and she's draining me. Would I be
Speaker 1: crazy to propose if she don't change? But you're gonna
Speaker 1: marry her? Oh you're gonna sign up for it. H
Speaker 1: doub Man. Shirley's response Will spot on. I meant to
Speaker 1: say that earlier. Congratulations Sherley. I really enjoyed your answer.
Speaker 1: I would cut my losses dollar, I would leave. Well,
Speaker 1: he ain't got to leave. Well, I'm talking about what
Speaker 1: ata more access to this money? Ain't no access to
Speaker 1: the credit? Yeah? Cut her off and I'm gonna sail
Speaker 1: that car. Yeah yeah, we're turning that back in. Thank you,
Speaker 1: all right, thank you, Steve. Please lem up Today's letter
Speaker 1: on Instagram and at Steve Harvey FM, and check out
Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter podcast don demand. Coming up next, it
Speaker 1: is Sports Talk with Junior. Right after this. You're listening,
Speaker 1: all right, It is time now for Junior and Sports
Speaker 1: Talk Junior. What you got? Oh my gosh, man, Kanye
Speaker 1: West is heaven a really bad week? Tad Man. I
Speaker 1: just can't believe this. Jaylen browns, Yeah, yeah, because you
Speaker 1: know he got done to sports remember don to sports member.
Speaker 1: He started that with a b all of with Antonio
Speaker 1: Brown and company. Yeah, it's a real company. Because this week,
Speaker 1: not only did Gap and Adidas drop him, Jaylen Brown
Speaker 1: God for the Celtics and Aaron Donald for the Los
Speaker 1: Angeles Ram. They didn't drop that on Kanye. They don't
Speaker 1: want everything this week. Come on, Dona Sports, is that
Speaker 1: they're losing that Also, I know you overseas, so you
Speaker 1: don't even know this. The NBA started last week. Is
Speaker 1: one week into the NBA season and the Los Angeles
Speaker 1: Lakers are and three and everybody's freaking out because we
Speaker 1: don't know why. Dude. The one thing they're talking about
Speaker 1: is do you trade Russell Westbrook? Is this the problem
Speaker 1: for the Lakers? They keep saying that. Why they they
Speaker 1: keep saying it t but it's three games though they
Speaker 1: play it now. It's something wrong with street closed. That's
Speaker 1: the problem. Street closed. Trust me, he gonna have street
Speaker 1: clothes on by the end of the month. I promise,
Speaker 1: end of November. Anthony Davis up. Remember last Sea he
Speaker 1: sat out fifty five games, so that what we deemed
Speaker 1: the street close because every time you see him, he
Speaker 1: just a street club. Ain't never in uniform club stay.
Speaker 1: So they try to say that, you know, Russell Westbrook
Speaker 1: could be the problem, should they the Lakers cut their
Speaker 1: losses with I don't Russell Westbrook is not the problem.
Speaker 1: The problem is they bought this extremely talented basketball player
Speaker 1: who is my favorite player in the league hands down
Speaker 1: with Chris Paul, and they brought him out there and
Speaker 1: they don't know how to put his talent with Lebron
Speaker 1: because he looks unsure of what his role is. Westbrook
Speaker 1: is an engine man that that boy's nasty, but he's
Speaker 1: not allowed to be that on the team. I think
Speaker 1: they should trade him and let him go somewhere so
Speaker 1: he can ball where he can, where he can flourish.
Speaker 1: I understand that right quick time. We gotta tell Steve this.
Speaker 1: We wanted to say this congratulation to the Houston Astros
Speaker 1: that y'all know world serious. Yeah he is World Series.
Speaker 1: Talk about us cheating, Well, we're hitting that. We ain't
Speaker 1: cheating that here. Yeah, Cham's here and we played in
Speaker 1: the Philadelphia for the World Series. Just want you to
Speaker 1: let you know that you're inside the world were in
Speaker 1: the World Series. Just want pies in it, Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: damn beat the Padres for the one. We swept the Yankees.
Speaker 1: Posting up just wanted you know, you might want to
Speaker 1: come on, get on this bandwagon and let you the
Speaker 1: little Strolls is gonna win the World Series this year.
Speaker 1: Just go ahead, but we do love the Yankee fans
Speaker 1: shouting out to send a team. All right, thank you, Junior.
Speaker 1: That's right at the top of the hour, we're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about retirement with our very own original king of
Speaker 1: comedy right after this, what Steve what wae? Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: not today you're listening to Well. Earlier this year, the
Speaker 1: greatest tennis star of all time, the Goat, Serena Williams,
Speaker 1: announced that she was stepping away from competing in tennis,
Speaker 1: but she recently made it clear that it does not
Speaker 1: mean she's retiring from playing tennis. At a recent tech conference,
Speaker 1: Serena was asked what are the chances we will see
Speaker 1: her play again, and she responded that the chances are
Speaker 1: very high, very high. So here's a question. She's retiring,
Speaker 1: but she could play again, you know, so never say yeah,
Speaker 1: she's the Tom Brady of tennis. Is that what you're
Speaker 1: trying to say? Tommy iverything? Most shame? Yeah, So, Steve, um,
Speaker 1: I gotta ask you now, did you just step away
Speaker 1: from comedy altogether or did you retiret I know, so
Speaker 1: I'm asking. Yeah, we were all there and it was
Speaker 1: a great night. Well, I was gonna say it, I
Speaker 1: haven't done it, and I don't like the way my
Speaker 1: timing is right now. Even though I have jobs that
Speaker 1: have kept my comedy muscle active and sharp, I don't
Speaker 1: have the set that I would be proud of right
Speaker 1: now to put out I really don't. I would need
Speaker 1: about six months on stage, yes, call it, but I
Speaker 1: do have one in me. But I gotta wait till
Speaker 1: I'm leaving TV. But that's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: Is it because you're restricted? Because I think, okay, so
Speaker 1: we're ending this guy's special. God, why do you want
Speaker 1: to end it? Though? Like that, I thought you wanted
Speaker 1: to do this, but ever do what forever? I thought
Speaker 1: you wanted to be being in comedy and do stand up,
Speaker 1: you know, when you wanted it on your own terms forever, forever, forever,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what I mean, Like some of
Speaker 1: those old comedians like you know, did it till they
Speaker 1: were well well up in age. Yeah, you don't look
Speaker 1: good either, though. It don't look good. Comedy don't look
Speaker 1: good at a certain age, you just don't because you're
Speaker 1: talking about what your next comedy special will end your career? Well, yes,
Speaker 1: oh no, yes, no, it's no, No, it's hope. I'm
Speaker 1: just telling you right now. I know it's a wrap.
Speaker 1: What I want you to do it anyway? Yes, career
Speaker 1: is the most pertinent question. Yeah, would that end? This
Speaker 1: radio show? Is well? With this being sponsors is gone,
Speaker 1: everybody gone, gone out the window. I'm trying to figure
Speaker 1: out why would you would be that? Why would I do?
Speaker 1: Why would why would you do something that's going to
Speaker 1: end your career because of Dave Chappelle. Dave Chappelle? What
Speaker 1: about him? Because this special motivated me? Yeah, I want
Speaker 1: to say what I want to say too. Yeah. One
Speaker 1: of them days Chappelle was so ignorant talking about Detroit.
Speaker 1: He said, they were buying at Dave you sucked day.
Speaker 1: We want our money back, he said. I gathered myself
Speaker 1: people of Detroit hear me, and hear me. Well, you
Speaker 1: will never money back, he said. But then I felt
Speaker 1: so bad about it because I just wasn't having a
Speaker 1: good night. I decided to do something for the people
Speaker 1: of Detroit. So I spent half of my money that night,
Speaker 1: and I bought tens of thousands of dollars of bubble
Speaker 1: gum and I drove around the city passing up the
Speaker 1: bubble gum to homeless people so they could chew it
Speaker 1: and still be hungry. Boy, this boy a food man,
Speaker 1: Yes it is, and we love them so they could
Speaker 1: shoot it. All right, coming up in twenty minutes after
Speaker 1: so we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: All right, Carla, you've got some news to report on
Speaker 1: yours and kres HBCU. What's going on? Well, check this out.
Speaker 1: Junior Prayer of View A and M University and Texas
Speaker 1: A and M nephew Tommy's Almamata have received twelve point
Speaker 1: twelve million dollars in funding to help recruit and develop
Speaker 1: and support black teachers. TVAM us Green College of Education
Speaker 1: in partnership with A and M, Texas A and M.
Speaker 1: They are looking to lead in producing teachers. That's what
Speaker 1: I love about it in the state of Texas. So
Speaker 1: we have to say thank you to the US Department
Speaker 1: of Education for awarding Pray of You ain't M University.
Speaker 1: This grant money paid Junior. You know what, Tommy, he's
Speaker 1: supposed to say. You know what what, Junior? No boy,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you to new no car. But let's
Speaker 1: just go ahead and thank Tommy's school. You're that Whymmy school?
Speaker 1: Why did Tommy School get twelve point five? No, they've
Speaker 1: given us to us. Actually, these schools are sister schools. Actually,
Speaker 1: so they worked together and partnership. You didn't know that,
Speaker 1: you know, don't believe it. You look like they have
Speaker 1: been in the campus. They look like sister who yo
Speaker 1: dead graduate? Different mamas and daddy. We'll have more out
Speaker 1: of the Sea Barber Morning Show coming up at thirty
Speaker 1: three minutes after we'll play around If would you rather?
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
Speaker 1: It is time now, guys to play around? If would
Speaker 1: you rather? Would you rather eat a pumpkin eat it raw?
Speaker 1: Either pumpkin raw, or eat a salad with flies on it?
Speaker 1: What kind of would you round? Answer questions? Just answer
Speaker 1: the question. I fan flashes been doing that. I don't
Speaker 1: even know what pumpkin eat pumpkin man raw? Yeah? What
Speaker 1: what as I'm eating this salad? Salad ain't cooked. It's
Speaker 1: a raw salad, all right? Would you rather answer in
Speaker 1: your pants or worms in your shoes? Now, you can't
Speaker 1: be in my pant I'm gonna have to deal with
Speaker 1: you can't be in my fan. You know I got
Speaker 1: the eat worms in your shoes. I'm gonna walk they asked.
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm gonna Kill'm gonna kill just walk them.
Speaker 1: Damn aunt's gonna be busy though. Yeah, you can't fool
Speaker 1: with the man's man. And when they get together and
Speaker 1: together they get scanned and they and they get that
Speaker 1: signal yeah and bite at the same time. All right,
Speaker 1: would you rather dinner at the exorcist house or dinner
Speaker 1: not spitting on me and turning her head around? Devil?
Speaker 1: Pick up the bed. We don't play with the devil
Speaker 1: and they's house. Y'all gonna turn this damn TV off
Speaker 1: and we're gonna get some sleep out here, ring the
Speaker 1: white people out the TV. Yeah, we're here, but I'll
Speaker 1: tell you the devil ain't here though, be polar guys,
Speaker 1: white people stepping out of TVs? How y'all doing what's up?
Speaker 1: Make yourself at home? Yeah, Satan picking the bed, I've
Speaker 1: got this white girl scarred? All up? Turn ahead, girl,
Speaker 1: you cry down? All right? Would you rather? Would you
Speaker 1: rather sleep in a coffin for a whole week now
Speaker 1: be or sleep in the bed with a vampire? B
Speaker 1: scoot your podcast over, ty, Yeah, your ass and me
Speaker 1: and him gonna be busy. We're not laying this damn
Speaker 1: call vampire man? What he gonna do if I'm sleep
Speaker 1: in the coffin? If I sleep in the coffin? Can
Speaker 1: we keep the dooh? Can we keep the knee? Now? No?
Speaker 1: I don't give up. Damn what happened? Me and that
Speaker 1: vampoly up all night with his ass? My first rule
Speaker 1: with this vampire. My first rule with the vampire. Keep
Speaker 1: your fangs to yourself? What will? Yeah, you ain't got
Speaker 1: nobody can check. We'll be back at forty nine chapter
Speaker 1: with the last break of the day in some closing
Speaker 1: remarks right after this t you're listening to all right, Steve.
Speaker 1: Before we get to your closing, we do want to
Speaker 1: offer up our prayers and condolences again for actor Leslie Jordan.
Speaker 1: Um Leslie Jordan died this week after suffering from some
Speaker 1: kind of medical emergency while he was driving, which caused
Speaker 1: him to crash into a building. Um, everyone loved him.
Speaker 1: He was such a beloved comedian and actor. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: really was. He really was. His antics on Instagram helped
Speaker 1: us get through the pandemic. Um. But we also loved
Speaker 1: him since he started Beverly Leslie on Will and Grace
Speaker 1: and we want to just say rest well Leslie. Definitely. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: everybody just loved loved him. Such a sweetheart, yes, adorable,
Speaker 1: sweet spirit word sweet spirit. Yeah. So our condolence is
Speaker 1: going out to his family. Yeah. Man, there were a
Speaker 1: lot of them. M h m hmm. All right. Another note,
Speaker 1: m anybody talked to herschel I'm just asking for what though,
Speaker 1: I'm what I ask I only talked to Raphael. Okay,
Speaker 1: I try to talk to one stupid person a week.
Speaker 1: That's being on the radio with you every day pretty
Speaker 1: much occupied that space for me, so I don't have
Speaker 1: to talk else. And then the headlines with Kanye. It's
Speaker 1: just a lot. It's overwhelmed me. Oh, Steve in Chicago. Good.
Speaker 1: When I was in Chicago over the weekend, Um, I
Speaker 1: ran into uh well, my driver took me to the airport,
Speaker 1: said that please leave Tommy alone. He said, Um, you
Speaker 1: know he's short and he stands with Tommy. He's five
Speaker 1: three and he stands with Tommy. And um, that's what
Speaker 1: he told me to tell you. We ain't gonna know it.
Speaker 1: I hope you want to come on the other side,
Speaker 1: he said, we know it. Yea. His name is Reggie.
Speaker 1: They call him Greece and he just Tommy. I'm five
Speaker 1: three sitting Thank you, Reggie. I appreciate you, man, Thank you,
Speaker 1: thanks him grief. Hey, thanks green Way to hang in
Speaker 1: a represent people all around the world, because I'm wrong
Speaker 1: with getting some kind of trouble, but nobody can. We
Speaker 1: got other issues, yo, height and k't be one of them.
Speaker 1: Letty I stand with him. Well, well, I yes, it
Speaker 1: can't be behind a chair. You can't stand having the table.
Speaker 1: Damn sure been not going up there to that podium
Speaker 1: and started talking, We ain't possibly everything that possibly happened
Speaker 1: in Chicago. You brought this back out of everything that
Speaker 1: possibly happened in Chicago. But you know, I but you know, Tommy,
Speaker 1: I pick out the rich stuff. You know. I was
Speaker 1: with my driver. Oh y'all called down. I was my
Speaker 1: driver and you know, and you know, man, it wasn't
Speaker 1: no uber driver. No this designated driver. Right, how do
Speaker 1: you know that it wasn't Uber? I didn't know if
Speaker 1: it was Uber. You say it was Uber, but it wasn't.
Speaker 1: Wasn't was it uber? You know you don't like the line?
Speaker 1: Was it Uber? I don't, I don't. You're right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and a shout out to Barbara Bates too in her
Speaker 1: whole foundation. She had a lovely breast Cancer Awareness um
Speaker 1: event as she does every year for for breastcancer awareness,
Speaker 1: and it was Hey, miss Bates, I never met you.
Speaker 1: My name is Tommy. Heard a lot about you heard
Speaker 1: you a real nice person, so happy. She's a sweet
Speaker 1: happy Wednesday to year breast cancer survivor. Yeah. All her
Speaker 1: clothes for tall people, though he makes clothes for legging people. Well,
Speaker 1: she don't do the little outfits. You ain't never seen
Speaker 1: nothing on a little baby coat rat you know where
Speaker 1: they had a whole suit, shirt and tad. Everything be
Speaker 1: just hung up on the suit and be real still
Speaker 1: baby clothes, the whole outfit, the shirt, that tad jacket,
Speaker 1: their pants, little socks be pinned under. How you get
Speaker 1: all that on one damn coat hanger and the coat
Speaker 1: hanger a little Yeah, she don't make them time to
Speaker 1: type of clothes. I'm the short kick right now because
Speaker 1: of Sherley's driver or what's his name, Grease? Grease. You know,
Speaker 1: I appreciate you telling me to stay off Tommy, but
Speaker 1: this ain't bout Timmy. This about you, Grease. I don't
Speaker 1: know how you got the name grease. Let me just
Speaker 1: try to think of a couple of ways you got
Speaker 1: to name with grease. Because when you had a bike
Speaker 1: as a little boy, you kept getting grease on you
Speaker 1: because the chain kept rubbing on your shirt. That's why
Speaker 1: they called you grease. Or when you know, you know
Speaker 1: the bike chained, he going to try to get on
Speaker 1: his brother bike and the bike chain grease would get
Speaker 1: on his shirt. That's how he got called grease. Oh
Speaker 1: he was going out to door to school, passed by
Speaker 1: the stove the grease can and would hide him and
Speaker 1: so they would call him grease. They couldn't see past
Speaker 1: grease can. And then the other reason they called him
Speaker 1: grease because he's the same hype as a ball of
Speaker 1: Weston all three. He said, why do you tell you
Speaker 1: he was five three? Because he wanted you to lay off. Okay,
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. When he was driving
Speaker 1: when he was driving. Could you see him? Yes, I
Speaker 1: could see him. Yes, it wasn't No mirrors in a
Speaker 1: car helping him. You ain't seen, no blocks, you ain't
Speaker 1: seen no telephone books, none of that. There was a
Speaker 1: grease where we off tought me. We all you grease.
Speaker 1: That's his only message, hanging out grease all right, grease,
Speaker 1: bro I got you back man. Don't wear about stay
Speaker 1: to help him get up in the suv to drive.
Speaker 1: I love you, Grease, Grease. Don't go cliff dive and
Speaker 1: he go curb jumping. We have to go say goodbye.
Speaker 1: If it rained outside all the shop, he would be
Speaker 1: having a swimming standard on the curve, jumping in puddle,
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