Speaker 1: O MG, pslaf guy, My god, what is the name
Speaker 1: of my candle? Yes? Because it's Broken Jeffrey's Candles for
Speaker 1: a Car? I love it. Yeah, And if you didn't
Speaker 1: catch on, I like double hearted? Is that what you do? No,
Speaker 1: don't do that, but you should go to broken Jeffrey
Speaker 1: dot com, which I got the other sense. We have too,
Speaker 1: and we're going to start the show right now. Cool.
Speaker 1: What do we have to look forward to this month?
Speaker 1: Now that Halloween and the spooky season is finally done?
Speaker 1: So much jeff family, say, are candles for a car?
Speaker 1: All these sound like horrible things that you're trying to
Speaker 1: tell me, family, is what I have to look forward to? Really,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for light at the end of this dark tunnel, please,
Speaker 1: I said, Soup Joe, Here's what I know is coming
Speaker 1: down the pike. The weird Al Yankovic story with Daniel
Speaker 1: Radcliffe starts streaming this Friday. I want to watch it. Oh,
Speaker 1: I want to see it so bad. Alexis didn't really
Speaker 1: it wasn't a documentary. Yeah, my mom didn't realize it
Speaker 1: wasn't like an accurate documentary either. Disappointed, she was very upset.
Speaker 1: She saw the trailer. She was like weird. Now, never
Speaker 1: did that. I know she was viscerally upset about it.
Speaker 1: Ryan Reynolds and Will Farrell are doing a musical version
Speaker 1: of a Christmas Carol. Is that coming out on like
Speaker 1: Netflix or something? Yeah? Do you think of them as
Speaker 1: like musical people? It doesn't matter. Very fun, yeah, okay, likable, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess yeah. We can laugh at it up to
Speaker 1: your singing standards. Jeffrey, Well, here's something I'm excited for,
Speaker 1: Black Panther Waconda Forever that hits theaters this weekend too.
Speaker 1: But here's the question. Should they have waited until Black
Speaker 1: Friday to make the movie Black Panther Friday? Like it
Speaker 1: was marketing genius or marketing oopsie? I don't know what
Speaker 1: coupons forever. Maybe there's a reason we're not on the
Speaker 1: marketing team. I do not first thought, I can keep going,
Speaker 1: thank you. Of course, you have Veterans Day on the eleventh,
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving on the twenty fourth, Cyber Monday on the twenty eighth.
Speaker 1: But the holiday this entire show looks forward to happens today.
Speaker 1: It's National Sandwich Day, which means Brooke is buying lunch
Speaker 1: for the entire show. It's National Sandwich Day every week,
Speaker 1: because I do this once a week for you all.
Speaker 1: A let's just move on to the shot College question
Speaker 1: of the day. Things have gone downhill? Jake, What are
Speaker 1: you gonna say to us that's gonna make us feel
Speaker 1: bad about ourselves? Right now? I need it words. Oh God.
Speaker 1: My close personal friend Pablo Picasso once said good artists borrow,
Speaker 1: but great artists steal. And nowhere is that more true
Speaker 1: than in Hollywood. You know, in order to make a
Speaker 1: movie these days, you just need to point to any
Speaker 1: movie that's already been made and say, well, I guess
Speaker 1: I'll just make that one again. But worse instantly, producers
Speaker 1: will throw gobs of cash at you. And that's why
Speaker 1: kids today can't tell time on an analog clock face.
Speaker 1: But we have nine Jumanji films and Furious Wow. And
Speaker 1: it's also why a new survey asked a thousand people
Speaker 1: to name a movie that frequently gets remade. I have
Speaker 1: the top five answers in front of me. We'll walk
Speaker 1: the red carpet and search out the correct answers. In
Speaker 1: another edition of Unglued Family Feud, we'll start with the
Speaker 1: man whose unauthorized cheek imprint was just removed from the
Speaker 1: Hollywood Walk of Fame. That's young, Jeffrey. Jeffrey, tell me
Speaker 1: a movie that frequently gets remade. It's funny that you
Speaker 1: asked me this question, Jake, because Dorm Room Shenanigans two
Speaker 1: and three free, those are time fas. But I know
Speaker 1: I understand that's a little bit more underground sort of stuff.
Speaker 1: If I haven't seen dorm Room Shanigans one or two,
Speaker 1: well I know what's going on. Yeah, probably not. Okay,
Speaker 1: you want to watch the whole thing. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go with the more well known series Fraternity Shenanigans and movie.
Speaker 1: Jeff you gotta guess a movie Fraternity Shenanigans for six hundred, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: You're not gonna believe this. It's not as I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: jeff what type of hack scam list is that I
Speaker 1: need to research these better? Let's go over to Alex
Speaker 1: a movie that frequently gets remade. Oh well, because we
Speaker 1: were talking about the holidays, I just thought, I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's been made more than once, but a
Speaker 1: Christmas Carol that we were talking about, kidding me has
Speaker 1: been made so many times a version. There's the Christmas Carol,
Speaker 1: like it's solid. There's the college edition of the Christmas Carol,
Speaker 1: which I highly recommend. Yeah, I kind of go to
Speaker 1: Christmas Carol Cake. A Christmas Carol is number five on
Speaker 1: the list. Wow, let's go over to Jose a movie
Speaker 1: that gets frequently remade. I can't think because you know,
Speaker 1: of course I had the Halloween's but that's a series
Speaker 1: the same James and it's a different movie. Did you
Speaker 1: get Worse and worse? But but a horror films, there's
Speaker 1: quite a few, like Texas Chainsaw Massacre has been done
Speaker 1: a couple of times, you know, like if you just
Speaker 1: got a new one this year, I'm gonna go with
Speaker 1: Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Texas Chainsaw Massacre is not Okay, over
Speaker 1: to Brook. Okay, So my first thought is parent Trap,
Speaker 1: but I can only think of it being done twice, right,
Speaker 1: Like I can't think of a third time. Oh man, Actually,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Peter Pan. I think Peter Pan has
Speaker 1: been done many times. Hook you got Peter Pan. I
Speaker 1: think that story has been retold a lot. Peter Pan
Speaker 1: isn't felt solid, Jeffrey, We're back to you. I mean
Speaker 1: I was thinking of like more epic movies like the
Speaker 1: Marvel and the DC stuff. But oh that's not bad,
Speaker 1: that's perfect, Like Spider Man has been done. How many
Speaker 1: are never as good as Toby Maguire's upside Down kiss.
Speaker 1: I could tell you that or ischy scene he's laughing.
Speaker 1: But something else that I also see a lot of.
Speaker 1: They always come out with these American Pie there's always
Speaker 1: new American Pies, and it's not continuations of the original
Speaker 1: of music. Yeah yeah, but you're right, it's going in
Speaker 1: a new actor. And they do have a college edition
Speaker 1: of that one. And I'm liking my college theme lately.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go with American Pie. American Pie. I
Speaker 1: think you need to think classic stories too. Back to Jose,
Speaker 1: a movie that frequently gets remade. You see it a
Speaker 1: bunch many different times. I'm gonna go with a Brook
Speaker 1: run up. I'm gonna say spider Man. Dang it, spider
Speaker 1: Man is on the list, yeah, Verse seven Brook more
Speaker 1: done than spider Man is Batman? Give me a Batman movie,
Speaker 1: Batman number two? Okay, Superhero bactor Jeffrey. I'm gonna abandon
Speaker 1: the college thing for a second. Here's something that I've
Speaker 1: seen a few versions of I think Brandy did one
Speaker 1: a Cinderella. Yeah, Cinderella has been not a couple of times. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Umbello, Yeah, Mia Cabello. Easy for you to say, yeah,
Speaker 1: did and didn't Lindsay Lohan do one. No, it's Hillary Duff,
Speaker 1: Hillary Duff, Hillary Duff did one. Let's do Cinderella. Cinderella
Speaker 1: number one. That was tough. Let's job go over the
Speaker 1: list of movies that frequently gets remade. Number one was Cinderella.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey said that, number two, Batman said by Brook. Number
Speaker 1: three was Superman. Superman's number four was Robin hood O.
Speaker 1: Number five, Alexa said right away a Christmas Carol. Then
Speaker 1: just outside the list was Dracula, and then Spider Man. Wow. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: Jose you're going to be taking the shock today. And
Speaker 1: somebody wanted to hear Havana by Camillicabello. Look at that Havana. Na,
Speaker 1: my heart is in Havana. Definitely not. That's your question
Speaker 1: of the day, Broke and Jeffrey. In the morning, there's
Speaker 1: a man, a listener of ours, waiting on the line
Speaker 1: with his voice disguised right now for a very good reason, okay,
Speaker 1: because not too long ago he was taking a walk
Speaker 1: out in the woods when he came across something, and
Speaker 1: this something changed his life forever. Luckily, he was able
Speaker 1: to capture video of it, but he refuses to post
Speaker 1: it online or share it anywhere because he's afraid if
Speaker 1: he does, the media would rain down on him. Authorities
Speaker 1: would immediately show up at his door asking questions about
Speaker 1: what happened. Until now what You're gonna be the very
Speaker 1: first people to hear what happened in a brand new
Speaker 1: Mass Speaker coming up at seven ten, confession I can't
Speaker 1: take back girl Speaker. We've got a text into seven
Speaker 1: eighty five nine two that says, today is the third
Speaker 1: week at my new job, and I'm finding it almost
Speaker 1: impossible to look busy because I honestly still have no
Speaker 1: clue what I'm doing. Hot tip, just say things into
Speaker 1: your phone that sound business e like return on investment.
Speaker 1: We got examine the core competency of that, and nobody
Speaker 1: around you will question it. Yeah, you're right, even if
Speaker 1: you're in like real estate or marketing. Yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 1: just sounds fancy. And good news is nobody here will
Speaker 1: question your value. On this segment called the mass Speaker,
Speaker 1: and one of our listeners wants to come clean about
Speaker 1: their core competency with little to no return on their investment.
Speaker 1: He's chosen the fake name Justin. I didn't know what
Speaker 1: follow but it sounded smart. Sure, Justin fine, Justin feeling
Speaker 1: the synergy happening right now? Oh synergy. That's a good one.
Speaker 1: I am, Yeah, you are? I like that Justin? Well,
Speaker 1: voice changers on. You're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready,
Speaker 1: we want to hear your confession. I know a lot
Speaker 1: of people probably aren't gonna believe me, but I promise
Speaker 1: this is true. Okay. Interesting have you ever told someone
Speaker 1: this before? I have not. Okay, oh okay. It's just
Speaker 1: been sitting with me for you know, a little while,
Speaker 1: and I've always been sure if I've been wanted to say,
Speaker 1: all right, well, I'll hang up on you. Then circle around.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding, man, what's going on? What's what's happening?
Speaker 1: I've taken what I believe is the best video of
Speaker 1: a living Bigfoot ever. Oh okay, this is what I
Speaker 1: never understand. Why do you want that to be secret?
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you want the whole world to know? Because you'd
Speaker 1: make buckets of money if it was real. Well, that
Speaker 1: whole area is like a conspiracy theory area. So I
Speaker 1: feel like if I'm revealing that revealing where I am
Speaker 1: revealing who I am, then there's going to be a
Speaker 1: lot of wacky situations I can get into, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Okay, can you tell us about the video,
Speaker 1: Like what happened when you when you saw like, were
Speaker 1: you out hunting for bigfoot? No? I mean I took
Speaker 1: it about two years ago when I was just hiking
Speaker 1: in the woods behind my property. Okay. I was walking
Speaker 1: down a path and while I was walking down that path,
Speaker 1: I heard some rustling and at first I thought, maybe
Speaker 1: it's a deer or you know, like a raccoon or something.
Speaker 1: Brook and her family camping out in a place where
Speaker 1: they're not supposed to be rastling. Yeah, yeah, And so
Speaker 1: I just like I followed where the rustling was from,
Speaker 1: no joke. Standing thirty feet away from me was a
Speaker 1: massive bigfoot. Oh my god, and it looked directly at me.
Speaker 1: Were you scared for your life? Yeah? I was scared,
Speaker 1: but I wasn't scared for my life. It looked very peaceful.
Speaker 1: Are you sure it wasn't like a bear on its
Speaker 1: hind legs or again Brook after having much shaved for
Speaker 1: a couple months because he's into that now. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: could tell a different between a bear and a bigfoot.
Speaker 1: What did it look like? It's probably about eight feet tall,
Speaker 1: covered in hair, but it had a human face, pretty
Speaker 1: similar to like the blurry images you see. And although
Speaker 1: like Google bigfoot pictures, was it blurry because some people
Speaker 1: are like, maybe bigfoot is just actually blurry that's why
Speaker 1: it always looks like that. No, it's it's pretty crystal clear.
Speaker 1: And I've never posted it and don't plan too. So
Speaker 1: what do you have on the video? Why? So I
Speaker 1: have a video of like him like looking at me
Speaker 1: and then turning away and then just sort of like
Speaker 1: walking away slowly. Oh, why wouldn't you report this? I
Speaker 1: don't understand that. It's a good question. Well, from the video, like,
Speaker 1: it's pretty easy to tell where I am, and I
Speaker 1: don't want to chance of people harassing me and like
Speaker 1: feeling my stuff. You're saying from your video, people would
Speaker 1: be able to say, oh, that's this famous spot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: especially people who would me or me would note paranoid
Speaker 1: about people robbing your so many people would say it's
Speaker 1: fake too. I'm sure, but I mean, wouldn't you want
Speaker 1: to turn it into like a university or something like
Speaker 1: somebody adversity. Yeah, I've tried about like actual scientific research.
Speaker 1: Well that's exactly what I don't want. I don't want
Speaker 1: scientists and researchers coming to my homeland and turning it
Speaker 1: into this like big experiment and maybe like capturing him
Speaker 1: and you know, invabing his space. This is like beat
Speaker 1: from Beauty and the Bees. Yeah, don't capture him. He's
Speaker 1: like the Bigfoot whisperer. It is hard to believe. I know,
Speaker 1: I know it is hard to believe that, especially because
Speaker 1: so many have been like false alarms. Yeah, have you
Speaker 1: seen him again? I have. He's like your roommate or
Speaker 1: what you guys chilling? Yeah's your wingman. No, wait, seriously,
Speaker 1: where did you see him in the same spot? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 1: And now every Sunday I go out in the woods
Speaker 1: and I leave a little peanut butter sandwich by a
Speaker 1: sump where I thought. You know, every peanut butter, every
Speaker 1: animal does. Brook, You and Bigfoot have way more in
Speaker 1: common than you ever thought. You're telling me Bigfoot is
Speaker 1: out chilling on your property eating a peanut butter sandwich. Yes,
Speaker 1: brook have you seen Bigfoot take one of your peanut
Speaker 1: butter sandwiches? No, but it's always gone. I see the
Speaker 1: like footprint right by the spot. Wow. Okay. And and
Speaker 1: have you heard bigfootmaking any noises? Okay, Brooklyn, you don't.
Speaker 1: Why are you grilling this guy? Because I'm curious. If
Speaker 1: we want to know about Bigfoot, I at least want
Speaker 1: to know what it sounds like. Don't you know you
Speaker 1: can go out to his property and you can camp
Speaker 1: out in the woods with your she's who you don't
Speaker 1: want to be your This is exactly why I didn't
Speaker 1: want to do this, because I knew the validity would
Speaker 1: be questioned. Yeah, she's a dude. I'm not a hater.
Speaker 1: I think it's cool. That's what you think you saw. Yes,
Speaker 1: look again, I'm not trying to convert anyone on this.
Speaker 1: I just know what I saw and now there's like
Speaker 1: an established pattern of them in the woods behind my property. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: Brook's just jealous of Bigfoot's getting all of her peanut butter.
Speaker 1: That's why. Yeah, let me know where you're leaving those sandwiches.
Speaker 1: Big Foot may have some competition. Thanks for sharing that
Speaker 1: with us. Justin and text into seven eight five nights too.
Speaker 1: If you have a confession you've been holding on too,
Speaker 1: we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and Brooke will
Speaker 1: judge you while you're the speaker. Your phone taps coming
Speaker 1: up next. Out of all the people in this room,
Speaker 1: who do you think would make the best detective? Probably Alex,
Speaker 1: She's really good at Like, Yeah, clearly it's Jose because
Speaker 1: of his strong anti drug stance, his deep attention to details.
Speaker 1: Sorry I mean sorry, I meant attention deficit. I read
Speaker 1: this wrong. Anyway, There's a guy who's been making noise
Speaker 1: complaints because a house in his neighborhood keeps randomly blasting
Speaker 1: music in the middle of the night. And while you
Speaker 1: might think that's not really a big enough thing for
Speaker 1: the police to investigate, Officer joseks different. For him. Well,
Speaker 1: one way or the other, he's going to get to
Speaker 1: the bottom of this. In your phone tap right now
Speaker 1: twenty Hello, good morning. This is Officer Locos or the
Speaker 1: County Police Department. Oh, yes, not four Locos like the drink. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's fu Locos. Is this mister Aaron, Yes it is. Hello.
Speaker 1: So you're getting ongoing noise complaints. I hear you've called
Speaker 1: the police a few times about this. Yes, yes I did.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm glad that someone's finally getting back to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm looking on the report here. It says you've called
Speaker 1: at least four times. Can you tell me a little
Speaker 1: bit more information. Yes, most nights around one am, there's
Speaker 1: um this really loud music coming from down the street.
Speaker 1: Other neighbors have heard it too, I don't I don't
Speaker 1: know if they reach out to you first and foremost.
Speaker 1: I do need to ask if you yourself are the
Speaker 1: one playing the music. What do you mean I just
Speaker 1: told you what I've been hearing. Well, I've seen all
Speaker 1: the movies where the person you least suspect is actually
Speaker 1: the one committing the crime. Wait, so you think that
Speaker 1: because I'm the one who called them the noise complaint
Speaker 1: four times, that I'm the one who's doing it. Well,
Speaker 1: some criminals would make this call just to throw the
Speaker 1: police off their tracks, but you, you're saying it you
Speaker 1: are innocent. Yes, you sound a little nervous to me.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm fine. I just I thought this was
Speaker 1: going to be about investigating the noise complaint, and you
Speaker 1: kind of blame me for it, which I have nothing
Speaker 1: to do with. That's what you say. But we're on
Speaker 1: the phone. I can't see you sweat right now, so
Speaker 1: you're lucky. Okay. Are you actually looking into this or
Speaker 1: are you just calling you give me a hard time?
Speaker 1: Excuse me? I hope you know that I took my
Speaker 1: best men off their homicide cases and put them all
Speaker 1: on your noise complaint. Wait, you took them off homicide
Speaker 1: for the noise complaint. I'm just kidding. That was a joke,
Speaker 1: a little little police humor there. Great, super funny. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Any chance that we get back to my issue? Oh
Speaker 1: you want to make this about you? Okay? Well well
Speaker 1: really you called and start making it about me. So anyway, listen,
Speaker 1: I did have some rookies patrol the area. How them
Speaker 1: look into it around that time that you were saying,
Speaker 1: around one am? What did they hear? Does this sound familiar?
Speaker 1: Are you there? Yeah? What is that? Well, it's an
Speaker 1: Italian restaurant about a quarter mile from your home. Maybe
Speaker 1: they're having like a secret Italian weddings without permits in
Speaker 1: the middle of the night. We're investigating all the angles.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're looking into it with that Now, it's
Speaker 1: just a hunch. I'm good at my job, sir. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was hearing something that was more like a fun music,
Speaker 1: like party music. Okay, I think you and I are
Speaker 1: on the same page here because I didn't think that
Speaker 1: could be it either, But you just said that might
Speaker 1: be it. Well, that was a test. You're still a
Speaker 1: suspect in this. I don't want to see your reaction.
Speaker 1: Is this all that you've found? Is this is anything?
Speaker 1: I really think there's a solid chance that this was
Speaker 1: the exact music that has been keeping you up at night.
Speaker 1: What is it? Huh? I said, I said party music
Speaker 1: like louder. Now let me let me turn it up
Speaker 1: louder like it's a party then. Okay, yeah, that sounds
Speaker 1: like a party. I want to be invited. It's not
Speaker 1: a blue Owl's um. It's like, you know, more more
Speaker 1: modern party music. Okay, yeah, that wasn't modern. That was
Speaker 1: more like under the Sea. Sure do you like Little Mermaid?
Speaker 1: I don't know what that has to do with anything.
Speaker 1: This is about a noise complaint. All you're doing is
Speaker 1: playing sounds. These are the sounds that my officers investigated.
Speaker 1: Are you questioning me? Yes? Well, fine, that's fair. But
Speaker 1: does this sound familiar? That's an ice cream truck, so
Speaker 1: you do know the music? Why you have been playing
Speaker 1: this music at one am during one of your silly
Speaker 1: illegal ice cream party? What are you talking about, you
Speaker 1: mad man? That's everyone knows what the sound of an
Speaker 1: ice cream truck is. It isn't me. I would have
Speaker 1: called it in. You know who knows what the sound
Speaker 1: of it is is your party mate aka your neighbor
Speaker 1: aka Patrick, who set you up for this phone tap?
Speaker 1: Case closed? Patrick's the one that's emplaying the music. No,
Speaker 1: Patrick's set you up for this prank phone call because
Speaker 1: you're actually on Brickan Jeffrey in the morning. But no,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. He emailed us and said you've been complaining
Speaker 1: NonStop about this crap. He can't hear the music at
Speaker 1: also now he just wants to mess with you a
Speaker 1: little bit. I'm sorry again, Lissa. I thought you were
Speaker 1: the most anept police person I had ever heard of
Speaker 1: or seen in my entire life. And net, I don't
Speaker 1: know what that means, but it sounds like in depth
Speaker 1: like under the c O, where's our real boy? I
Speaker 1: am looking for music? Man? That was Sebastian, Well, cop
Speaker 1: you all right? Cop? Comic cool? Can I hang up
Speaker 1: the phone now or can you hang up on me?
Speaker 1: Or either one? Just to end this? Oh, it's a
Speaker 1: hang up off? Who hangs up first? You were me?
Speaker 1: Stand off? Oh oh wait? He hung up? Media week
Speaker 1: of Every Morning Twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,
Speaker 1: one of our most popular second date updates of the
Speaker 1: whole year, all started with a night out that instantly
Speaker 1: got ruined by a surprise birthday party. Yes, it's like,
Speaker 1: how could a surprise party be bad? Oh, it could
Speaker 1: be really bad. You're on a date because one of
Speaker 1: our listeners figured out a way to make it super awkward.
Speaker 1: Lucky for him, we figured out a way to salvage it,
Speaker 1: and now months later, we just got an email from
Speaker 1: the couple saying we have to hear what happened since
Speaker 1: they were last on the show. So we're gonna play
Speaker 1: their original call then right afterwards learn their big news
Speaker 1: in your second date Update Update Next second Date Update.
Speaker 1: One of our listeners, Chris, says his first date got
Speaker 1: derailed before forward even started. Just like most of the
Speaker 1: segments on this show. I was gonna say that used
Speaker 1: to I feel for you, Chris. I have been there.
Speaker 1: In fact, I'm there right now. It's good. Stay in
Speaker 1: the present, Jeff, Chris, do you feel this segment tanking
Speaker 1: as we speak? I think we can get it back
Speaker 1: on track. Okapaces say different. You're a lot more hopeful
Speaker 1: and optimistic than we are. Chris. But tell us about
Speaker 1: the girl that you were supposed to go out with.
Speaker 1: What's her name? Oh? Yeah, sure, niece Kayla? Okaya, we
Speaker 1: met at a dating app. We've been online. How long
Speaker 1: do you guys chat before you actually met up? Like
Speaker 1: two or three weeks? So you know, I guess a
Speaker 1: decent amount of time we got to know each other
Speaker 1: at least a little bit, right, Is that the normal
Speaker 1: amount of time that you guys do, two three weeks
Speaker 1: before you meet up? Yeah? I tried me as soon
Speaker 1: as possible, so I don't waste my time. Okay, she's ours? Yeah,
Speaker 1: solid connection, though you want to make sure it's two
Speaker 1: three weeks if you're just sucking up like Alexas. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so you actually like her? It sounds like yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was one of those outs where we were trying
Speaker 1: to date, not just get down to it. Good and so,
Speaker 1: I mean the conversation leading up sounds like obviously it
Speaker 1: was good. Yeah, yeah, it was good. She's super cute,
Speaker 1: like first just our pictures, she had like freckles. She
Speaker 1: was wearing like all these cute like old band t
Speaker 1: shirts that she was sort of like cut up and anyway, whatever,
Speaker 1: my type sounds okay, And you're not one of those
Speaker 1: guys that sees like a girl were in like a
Speaker 1: rolling Stone shirt or ramans and it's like okay, I
Speaker 1: was like, you're not even in Nirvana. LL tell us
Speaker 1: about the date and how it got derailed. Well, all right,
Speaker 1: so we scheduled that I was actually going to pick
Speaker 1: her up for our first date. Oh man, she definitely
Speaker 1: trusts you then, So yeah, so I got there, like
Speaker 1: I'm a pretty punctual person. I got there and ended
Speaker 1: up being like twenty minutes early. Okay, wow, okay, So
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll go up, I'll knock on the door,
Speaker 1: like to see what's going on or whatever. Oh, I
Speaker 1: don't know, twenty minutes early for a date is really early. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I'm not going to be ready, no, exactly, like
Speaker 1: and then it's like awkward because you have to answer
Speaker 1: the door if you're knocking on the door. It's like
Speaker 1: different if you send a text and you're like, yo,
Speaker 1: i'm here. I'll just wait for you until you're ready.
Speaker 1: Let me know. Yeah, I thought about doing it, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I'm going to be a gentleman.
Speaker 1: I'll just walk up to the door instead of using
Speaker 1: a cell phone about it. Okay, but it got it
Speaker 1: got way weirder though. Okay, So I go up and
Speaker 1: the door was actually like cracked open. So I sort
Speaker 1: of nudged it open just a little bit to give
Speaker 1: like a hey, you know, I'm here. And as I
Speaker 1: nudged it open, twenty ish people jumped out and screamed surprise. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So yeah, exactly, I'm really confused for you at the
Speaker 1: wrong house. No. So it turns out her friends were
Speaker 1: throwing her a surprise party a week before her birthday. Wow. Oh,
Speaker 1: I guess they were throwing her off a scent by
Speaker 1: doing it a week early. Yeah, well what do you do?
Speaker 1: Do you say for the party or do you just leave? Well,
Speaker 1: she's obviously not even been there yet if they're all
Speaker 1: waiting for her, right, yeah, yeah, she wasn't. She was
Speaker 1: not there yet, so awkward. Yeah, so I you know,
Speaker 1: they didn't like ask me a lot of questions. They
Speaker 1: just sort of were like getting getting you know, she's
Speaker 1: on her way here. I didn't Yeah, I didn't like
Speaker 1: fully have time to make the decision of like, so
Speaker 1: then you're just like put in with the crowd of
Speaker 1: people and you're now waiting to surprise her for her
Speaker 1: party with a group of people I've never met. That's hysterical.
Speaker 1: What happened when she came into the door. So she
Speaker 1: comes in the door, everyone jumps out yell surprised. You know,
Speaker 1: She's like looking around obviously very surprised, and then sees
Speaker 1: me in the middle of it, and he looks even
Speaker 1: more surprised. Probably not how you envisioned your first date.
Speaker 1: That's so funny though. Was it a great party? Did
Speaker 1: you have a great Did she have a great time? Yeah?
Speaker 1: She seemed that really great time. I mean, I you know,
Speaker 1: I talked to people a pretty decent amount, and like
Speaker 1: I hung out with her dog for a while. I'm
Speaker 1: a big big dog fans a day. Great time? Is
Speaker 1: that great? I have a weird feeling about it? Really
Speaker 1: why I think it sounds great? I mean, I'd rather
Speaker 1: do that than like an awkward dinner date with someone,
Speaker 1: Like you're with friends. You guys are all drinking, the
Speaker 1: mood is super high with their friends, and they're all
Speaker 1: hanging out with each other, and he's over on the couch,
Speaker 1: just sitting at the dog. No. But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: If you can find a person who can hold their
Speaker 1: hone in a party, it is so attractive. I agree
Speaker 1: that you don't have to babysit them the whole time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it was cool, but like every now and again,
Speaker 1: they'd be like, wait, so how do you know her?
Speaker 1: I'm a little confused, And I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Do I bring up the dating appic? I was like,
Speaker 1: I would usually find a way to sort of like
Speaker 1: the conversation. We don't want to tell him, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm from one nightstand dot com. Don't want to be
Speaker 1: like I'm her cousin. Oh my god. But if it
Speaker 1: was one of my friends, I'd be stoked. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: this is so hid the date. It's like the party
Speaker 1: sounded fun, but were you able to ever get any
Speaker 1: like alone, one on one time to actually connect with her? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so like we got on the beer pond table together
Speaker 1: one that was fun. Okay, but actually, yeah, like I
Speaker 1: ended up staying until the end, so we got like
Speaker 1: almost half an hour to sort of like chap. But
Speaker 1: it was it's like it's like post party, Like, you know,
Speaker 1: she's pretty tired, I was pretty tired. It was a
Speaker 1: lot like it was a lot oh yeah, yeah, but
Speaker 1: we decided next week we're gonna go out on like
Speaker 1: a real date. Okay, So how did it end? Did
Speaker 1: you just leave? Yeah? I just you know, she gave
Speaker 1: me a hug goodbye. But I mean, you know, when
Speaker 1: I was leaving, like she seemed happy about the party,
Speaker 1: but she also seemed like genuinely happy that I actually
Speaker 1: made the decision to stay. And like, you know, okay,
Speaker 1: so what's happened since? Well, yeah, that's the thing. Nothing. Now.
Speaker 1: I texted her, you know, that week to make plans.
Speaker 1: I didn't gear back, and now it's been two weeks,
Speaker 1: and so I'm like, you know, I'm just racking my brain,
Speaker 1: like what you know. In my head, I'm like, now
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about who was at the party. I'm like,
Speaker 1: was there like an ex boyfriend or something then that
Speaker 1: maybe she rekindled with Did someone say something bad about you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you think it's gonna be weird when we call
Speaker 1: her in a couple of minutes and all shout surprise,
Speaker 1: Because that's my plan. We're gonna play a song sweet,
Speaker 1: we'll come back. We'll call Kayla for you and try
Speaker 1: and get your second date update. Okay, hey, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: All right, Hold on second Date. You're in the middle
Speaker 1: of a second date update update, and we're gonna find
Speaker 1: out how the couple is doing right after you here
Speaker 1: part two. If you're just joining us, surprise, it's a
Speaker 1: second We're supposed to wait till she was on the phone. Well,
Speaker 1: it's a second date update minus the date part. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but there was a lot of party because one of
Speaker 1: our listeners, Chris unknowingly scheduled to meet up on the
Speaker 1: exact night Kayla's friends planned a surprise birthday party for her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So he showed up, got rushed in and told to
Speaker 1: hide behind a couch along with forty other people that
Speaker 1: he didn't know, and he surprised Kayla. Ended up hanging
Speaker 1: out for about three hours, mostly with Kayla's dog, but
Speaker 1: also with some of her friends and even her at
Speaker 1: one point. And Chris, how did you say it? Ended
Speaker 1: that night between you guys. I felt good. It was weird, obviously,
Speaker 1: but she was happy I was there and that we
Speaker 1: were definitely hanging out the next weekend. All right. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's just a scheduling thing. I mean, she did say
Speaker 1: it was her birthday the week after because they were
Speaker 1: doing the party a week before. Maybe she's just been
Speaker 1: too busy. Yeah, I mean that's it's definitely possible. I
Speaker 1: get that, But like she's not responding even to text. Yeah, Brooke,
Speaker 1: what a dumb suggestion that trying to be positive. I
Speaker 1: hope you feel embarrassed by that. I don't, okay, but
Speaker 1: you know you should a numb too. Embarrassment at this point,
Speaker 1: for my left doesn't happen anymore. Well, now you just
Speaker 1: made it sad. Okay, let's just call Kayla and hopefully
Speaker 1: put some positivity into this call. All right? You ready
Speaker 1: to do this, Chris? I hope? So? Okay, here we go. Hello. Hey,
Speaker 1: is this Kayla? Uh? Is it right now? Working Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning? Yay? I'm sorry? What happy my birthdayday? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We heard it's your birthday. Y I'm sorry, but it's
Speaker 1: a joke. It's a thing I don't I just don't know. No,
Speaker 1: it's it's not a joke. It's actually it's actually something
Speaker 1: that we're doing called a second date update. Yes, we're
Speaker 1: all wondering about a hangout that you had recently with
Speaker 1: one of our listeners named Chris. Oh. He reached out
Speaker 1: to us and told us, you guys are supposed to
Speaker 1: go out on a date, but then it kind of
Speaker 1: got derailed because your friends threw you surprise birthday party
Speaker 1: and he, like he said, he got like swept up
Speaker 1: into the party somehow, which is I thought it was
Speaker 1: sounded like a really cute night. This is really weird. Um, well,
Speaker 1: don't worry. Sorry, we didn't mean it's a blindside you
Speaker 1: in surprise, you're all that stuff. We're just really trying
Speaker 1: to help our listener Chris understand what happened at the party,
Speaker 1: because he felt like you guys were getting along and
Speaker 1: you were supposed to hang out the next weekend and
Speaker 1: that never happened. So he's just a little bit confused.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I mean it was such a weird thing
Speaker 1: that had happened, because basically I was not only surprised
Speaker 1: that there was a surprise party, but then I was
Speaker 1: like it was a double air of surprise because Chris
Speaker 1: being there and so it was like just a clown
Speaker 1: car full of emotions, I suppose. And it was super
Speaker 1: nice that he stayed, but it was weird because I
Speaker 1: guess he left and then he came back. Left him
Speaker 1: came back you mean to the party. I mean I
Speaker 1: didn't see him, but I just assumed he did that.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, Well, because there was a gift
Speaker 1: from Chris that was on the present table, and I mean,
Speaker 1: he didn't know that there was going to be a
Speaker 1: surprise party, at least he said he didn't, and my
Speaker 1: friend said he didn't. Sweet though, so you think he
Speaker 1: like rushed out in the middle of the party to
Speaker 1: go get it. I think that's so kind. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't because when I opened up his presence, it
Speaker 1: was skims shapewear. Oh that is hard to get your
Speaker 1: hands on. Though it's a Kim Kardashian line of shapewear
Speaker 1: supposed to like slim you down. Yeah. Yeah, was it
Speaker 1: lingerie though it just buy skims because they do all
Speaker 1: sorts of difference. It was shapewear, and I was so
Speaker 1: like horrifically offended. You know, he obviously he looked at
Speaker 1: me and then he was like, I'm just gonna go
Speaker 1: run out and get shapewear for her. Why would he
Speaker 1: do that? That is that's really odd, especially for a
Speaker 1: first possible gifts. But is it one of those things
Speaker 1: where he just saw, like it's a Kim Kardashian line
Speaker 1: and he figured like if I was gonna buy a
Speaker 1: girl makeup and I saw Kim k on it or
Speaker 1: something like, maybe I didn't look at it. Maybe he
Speaker 1: didn't know it was shapewear. Maybe he thought it was
Speaker 1: just like, look, I want you to to know. He never
Speaker 1: told us that he bought you a gift or anything
Speaker 1: about the skins, and he went on and on about
Speaker 1: how cute and hot you were when we talked to him.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just don't want to have to think
Speaker 1: about it about him anymore. So you know, well, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry sorry to do this to you, Kayla, but we
Speaker 1: do have one more surprise. Chris is on the other
Speaker 1: line listening and he wants to talk to you. Hey wait,
Speaker 1: wait what yeah? Um, I'm sorry, I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: blowing away. I never left the party, I promise you.
Speaker 1: So what you already had a gift with you when
Speaker 1: you showed up to a party that you didn't know
Speaker 1: what was going to happen. Du no, wait, hold on
Speaker 1: you guys, this is this is Chris. Did you set
Speaker 1: this up to get me on the radio like this?
Speaker 1: Like I want to when I couldn't get figure out
Speaker 1: any other way ay to like try to figure out
Speaker 1: like what I possibly did to make you not like
Speaker 1: even respond to text like let alone not go out
Speaker 1: with me again because you got you bought me. You
Speaker 1: must have left and got me some present that is
Speaker 1: demonstrative of how you look at my body or I
Speaker 1: like it was just so weird and inappropriate. Dude, what
Speaker 1: were you thinking? Man? I don't even know what I
Speaker 1: wouldn't even know where to buy shapewear like this is
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess I'm sort of figuring out
Speaker 1: based on what everyone's saying what shapewear is. But look,
Speaker 1: all right, time of embarrassing. I liked you a lot,
Speaker 1: like upon meeting you, and like there was this whole
Speaker 1: table of presence like from all your awesome friends, and
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't have anything for her. It's
Speaker 1: her birthday, and like this is my first impression on her,
Speaker 1: and I don't know, Like I didn't think I drank
Speaker 1: too much, but maybe I just just put something in
Speaker 1: my head. I was just I crossed off one of
Speaker 1: the names on the gifts and I put my name
Speaker 1: on it. Oh that's not a com I know it's
Speaker 1: not a cool move, but I promise you was like
Speaker 1: done with like the best intentions, Like I didn't open it.
Speaker 1: I didn't open it first course because it's wrapped. Kayla,
Speaker 1: we want to hear from you. What what do you
Speaker 1: think about that? My jaws just on the ground. So
Speaker 1: you're saying that president wasn't from you and it did
Speaker 1: take credit for a president somebody else is giving you,
Speaker 1: but it backfired on you. Is that better or worse
Speaker 1: than what you originally taking? Point? I mean, just like
Speaker 1: swimming in confusion right now, God, I will say, I
Speaker 1: will say it means that he is not some weirdo
Speaker 1: who's giving you shapewa. I would have never I would
Speaker 1: have never looked at you and been like, oh man,
Speaker 1: she needs to alter anything about her appearance or about
Speaker 1: yourself as a person, like at all after Like, no,
Speaker 1: he just needs to alter the name on this happy
Speaker 1: birthday car for him I mean, it sounds like he
Speaker 1: made a drunken, dumb mistake that he thought was going
Speaker 1: to impress and it backfired in the absolute right. But
Speaker 1: overall he seems like a pretty cool guy. And we'd
Speaker 1: like to send you guys out on another date. If
Speaker 1: you're up for a kala, we'd pay for it, no presence. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's actually a good thing this time. Yea, that typically isn't. Um,
Speaker 1: what do you think I will go out on a
Speaker 1: date with Chris if he helps me figure out who
Speaker 1: gave me shape where for my first Chris up for
Speaker 1: a little detective work, I'm in Yeah, Well I'll say this.
Speaker 1: You've now made a new listener. We did it on
Speaker 1: the phone, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. It's been
Speaker 1: months since the surprise his birthday scandal that rocked the
Speaker 1: radio waves, and now Chris and Kayla are both back
Speaker 1: to give us an update. Hey guys, how's it going.
Speaker 1: You're keeping it tight, keeping it constraint. She can't breathe
Speaker 1: very well. That stuff is real. How you guys been Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm really good. Good. Wait are you so? Are you
Speaker 1: guys still seeing each other? Um? Yeah, we have kept
Speaker 1: seeing each other Hey, welcome. That is cute, flirty, giggly.
Speaker 1: A couple that shapes together stays together. Yeah, I like that. Actually,
Speaker 1: I mean, how has it been. No, it's been It's
Speaker 1: been really good. It's been really good. Um. So we
Speaker 1: decided we were gonna just kind of like take its
Speaker 1: flow for a while. But a couple of months in
Speaker 1: I did ask Kayla wanted to be official? Did you
Speaker 1: circle yes or no? Kayla? Oh, big fat yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: anybody was funny actually, so like a little while after
Speaker 1: we had like made the official boyfriend girlfriend. Um, she
Speaker 1: actually ended up throwing me a surprise party shapewear themed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it should have been a whole body shaping yeah, weight trainers.
Speaker 1: I didn't expect a party. Yeah, it would be. I
Speaker 1: actually thought about that, but I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: let me be a little a little more clever, and
Speaker 1: I told all of his friends to come and bring
Speaker 1: a present. But the rule was that I wrote my
Speaker 1: name on all the presents. Friends. Well, you've got him
Speaker 1: so much stunned. He had such a great sense of
Speaker 1: humor about him, and actually it made me fall in
Speaker 1: love with him even more using those terms. Wow. Well
Speaker 1: it's good to know that you got over everything too,
Speaker 1: and now you guys were happy and the it's a
Speaker 1: cute insight, Joe. If you guys end up getting married,
Speaker 1: all the presents are going to be from Cale at
Speaker 1: the weddings. Thanks for keeping us updated. Guys. It's Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: It's the big struggle every holiday, trying to figure out
Speaker 1: what presents you can get for your family that says, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love you, but also I'm obviously better than you. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's the message you have to send. They need to
Speaker 1: learn that. And the perfect place to find that gift
Speaker 1: is on goop dot com. Oh my god, because Gwyneth
Speaker 1: Paltrow just released her new holiday gift guide for this year,
Speaker 1: and amongst all the nude Himalayan finger paintings and aphrodisiac onesies,
Speaker 1: we found some of the most absurd and pretentious gifts
Speaker 1: that you can buy for your loved ones this Christmas.
Speaker 1: We're gonna tell you coming up at a ten on
Speaker 1: this show. We have a few time honored holiday traditions
Speaker 1: and we do every single year. Yeah, I love them.
Speaker 1: I think they're so funny. Like you might know, we
Speaker 1: always count down the top ten funniest phone taps of
Speaker 1: the year. Oh my god. We also do the same
Speaker 1: with our top loser line messages of the year. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: nothing says holidays like losers. Of course, there's our annual
Speaker 1: holiday toy test, where we blindfold Jose and run remote
Speaker 1: controlled cars into his groin area to test out their durability.
Speaker 1: It's the monster trucks that really do them in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we just want to see if these toys can stand
Speaker 1: up to something that doesn't stand up anymore. But one
Speaker 1: of our favorite end of the year traditions is figuring
Speaker 1: out what to buy for our most pretentious friends and
Speaker 1: family members off of Gwyneth Paltrow's Holiday gift guide. Yeah,
Speaker 1: any would ever actually bought anything from this, But if
Speaker 1: I had money, I would. You would probably some fancy
Speaker 1: stuff on here if you don't know about it. It's
Speaker 1: the collection of items that Gwynn thinks you should get.
Speaker 1: So you know this is you're going to be weird
Speaker 1: and probably somewhat inappropriate. She's so out of touch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so let's get into them. And by the way, I
Speaker 1: actually went to the website to check these out, and
Speaker 1: that you did this year they actually added a new
Speaker 1: feature on there. It's a shop Gifts under one hundred
Speaker 1: dollars button where if you click it, it instantly bans
Speaker 1: you from the website permanent. That's fun. That's the smallest bill.
Speaker 1: She actually knows it. Yeah, let's get into the gift
Speaker 1: guy though. Number seven is a Gucci Gigi waste bag holder. Okay,
Speaker 1: sounds well. Here's a picture of it. In layman's terms,
Speaker 1: it's a tiny Gucci wallet that you used to hold
Speaker 1: your dog's poop bags. Stop it, because you know how
Speaker 1: most people have the little plastic bag you rolls inside
Speaker 1: of a plastic bone or something when they take their
Speaker 1: dog out. But Gwyneth thinks your dog's poo bags should
Speaker 1: be carried in style. Does it come with Gucci labeled
Speaker 1: actual poo bags? You have to provide the is yourself? All? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that only costs four hundred and twenty dollars if you
Speaker 1: want to buy that. It's called class broke bags around
Speaker 1: the handle of the leash. I don't even have a
Speaker 1: container at all. Number six is a little bit confusing.
Speaker 1: It's a tapper gold plated air pod chain tapper. Is
Speaker 1: that the brand or something? I don't really understand. It's
Speaker 1: an eighteen carrot gold chain that you hook onto your
Speaker 1: AirPods so you don't lose them. Oh, it's like those
Speaker 1: It looks like those granny glasses chains. Yeah, that's exactly
Speaker 1: what it looks. I thought the whole point of air
Speaker 1: pods is that you're not supposed to have any wires
Speaker 1: or furs attached, supposed to be completely wire free. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean that's true until you lose one, Jeff, and
Speaker 1: then you realize this was a terrible number. Five is
Speaker 1: something called cheffonis Kamasutra, dinner napkins, Thomasutra, dinas. Yes, because
Speaker 1: love making positions. I know what everybody's thinking. When you're
Speaker 1: eating dinner. You wish that your fancy linen napkins had
Speaker 1: images of people getting it off. That's what would make
Speaker 1: this meal better. That's what I want to think about
Speaker 1: when I'm diving into Mom's mac and cheese has really
Speaker 1: classy looking Oh a missionary None of these images are
Speaker 1: missionary style. It gets her in the mood for after dinner,
Speaker 1: and a set of four napkins is only going to
Speaker 1: cost you eighty eight bucksh God, wow, if you're just
Speaker 1: joining us, we're going over the strangest items from Gwyneth
Speaker 1: Paltrow's Goop Holiday gift guide, and you can see these
Speaker 1: up on our Insta stories right now. Also use the
Speaker 1: code word brook at checkout to play for triple the
Speaker 1: listed price that it says on the website. It adds
Speaker 1: more money yet it got it number four though. This
Speaker 1: one's the second most expensive thing on the list. Okay,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be honest, I'm actually interested in this one.
Speaker 1: Of course you are. You make fun of me being
Speaker 1: a little rich girl, but let's be honest, who really,
Speaker 1: but listen to this one. It's a higher dose two
Speaker 1: person infrared sauna. It's a sauna, yep, and a high
Speaker 1: tech at home sauna, and it comes with LED lights inside.
Speaker 1: It's got Bluetooth and built in speakers. You can play
Speaker 1: tunes while you sweat. It only cost you eighty which
Speaker 1: it's not though. That's actually a good deal because I
Speaker 1: looked them up online recently because I'm thinking of getting
Speaker 1: one for myself. Most of them online are like sixth grand,
Speaker 1: so this is barely a little more, and you get
Speaker 1: infrared lights more than stuff inside. I just take a
Speaker 1: hot shower and don't turn the fan on. In the bathroom. Sure.
Speaker 1: Number three is the Flamingo Estate free range composted manure bag.
Speaker 1: Did you say did you just say poop? I did.
Speaker 1: It's a quote blend of free range goat, horse, chicken,
Speaker 1: and calmanure from the Flamingo Estate in Los Angeles, which
Speaker 1: is dubbed the quote finest poop in LA. I feel
Speaker 1: like that's mislabeling. I was thinking it was Flamingo poop.
Speaker 1: Here's a picture of the bag. It's just it's that
Speaker 1: this is our house blend. Oh my god, it looks
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, oh my god. Nothing says the holidays
Speaker 1: like buying your loved one a brown paper bag of
Speaker 1: animal There's a couple of people I could think of,
Speaker 1: but poop four this year? Yeah, your house would love
Speaker 1: it for the lawn. Yeah, act and it's only seventy
Speaker 1: five dollars a bag. Oh my god. Number two is
Speaker 1: something called the light phone. Two light phone, So what
Speaker 1: is this? On the surface, it kind of looks like
Speaker 1: an old early two thousand style cell phone, but in
Speaker 1: reality it's a mid two thousand style cell phone that
Speaker 1: Gwyneth quadrupled the price of and said this is in
Speaker 1: It looks like a toy because you don't want to
Speaker 1: be distracted. Is it's like the minimalist phone, like so
Speaker 1: it doesn't have apps. You know more about it than
Speaker 1: I do. All I know is that it's black and white. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's a black and white display, no color on the screen.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of into it. I am sick of like,
Speaker 1: I'm so addicted to my phone, and I think it
Speaker 1: would help break the addiction. And the number one strangest
Speaker 1: item on Gwinney's Goop holiday gift guide is also the
Speaker 1: most pricey I'm on the gift guide called Kiki de
Speaker 1: Monti Parnas Tufted Boudoir Chase. Enough. Basically, it looks like
Speaker 1: a leather dentist chair with bagpipe legs and you're supposed
Speaker 1: to put it in your bedroom and it comes fully
Speaker 1: equipped with a bunch of leather straps and belts and
Speaker 1: metal cuffs and from the picture it looks like there's
Speaker 1: a whip attached to it already. Guy. Basically, anything that
Speaker 1: Gwynneth thinks adults would enjoy during a loan time in
Speaker 1: the bedroom, it's on there. You know, it would just
Speaker 1: be the chair where you put all your clothes. Let's
Speaker 1: be honest, it's over twenty eight thousand dollars if you
Speaker 1: want to buy God. It's definitely awkward when you're giving
Speaker 1: the tour of your home and you come across that
Speaker 1: when I'm trying to explain it, wife. Yeah, that's Gwynneth
Speaker 1: Holiday gift guide from Good Oh Wow Christmas like that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Ladies and gentlemen, please
Speaker 1: welcome to the stage for your entertainment pleasure. Former stand
Speaker 1: up comedian who decided he didn't have what it took
Speaker 1: to make it big time funny jokey James from Renting
Speaker 1: a James, It's a grind. I can tell you from
Speaker 1: one comic to another. What was your favorite show you
Speaker 1: ever did? James? Oh, it was actually way back when
Speaker 1: I was in Ohio here from an open mic night.
Speaker 1: They called me back to mc oh cool. Hey, that's
Speaker 1: actually really good. Maybe it's not your fault, James. Maybe
Speaker 1: the people in Ohio just not as funny. It's funny
Speaker 1: because comments will say that that wasn't me. Man, this
Speaker 1: was a bad audience today, right, It's just like a relationship.
Speaker 1: We think you're funny, James. Yeah, now you're headlining our show. Hey,
Speaker 1: here we go. All right, I made it. Okay, We're
Speaker 1: gonna send Brooke out of the studio. All that happens,
Speaker 1: you know, the game's played. You got thirty seconds to
Speaker 1: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
Speaker 1: you can say pass. But you have to beat Brooke
Speaker 1: out right to win? Are you ready? I'm ready? All right?
Speaker 1: Good luck? Your time starts now. Kendall Jenner celebrates a
Speaker 1: birthday today? Is she older or younger than Kylie Jenner? Older?
Speaker 1: The novels Oliver Twist and a Christmas Carol were written
Speaker 1: by whom Dickens? Which state are the Hampton's located in? Oh? Massachusetts?
Speaker 1: Mimi Rogers and Katie Holmes were both once married to
Speaker 1: what actor Tom Cruise? Which system of the human body
Speaker 1: controls the senses? Hur? I don't think we can give
Speaker 1: him that one? Oh? Oh? The central Okay, James, after
Speaker 1: you quit stand up comedy, what did you end up
Speaker 1: turning to for your career? Uh? Sales and now actually
Speaker 1: sales consulting business. I do a lot of trainings, all right,
Speaker 1: for sure? For sure? All right, James, I hope you
Speaker 1: have one heckler during your from where I'm from all right, Brooke,
Speaker 1: it's your turn? Are you ready? Yeah? Ready, all right?
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. Kendall Jenner celebrates a birthday to day.
Speaker 1: Is she older or younger than Kylie Jenner? Older? The
Speaker 1: novels Oliver Twist and A Christmas Carol were written by whom?
Speaker 1: Which state are the Hampton's located in? God New York?
Speaker 1: Mimi Rogers and Katie Holmes were both once married to
Speaker 1: what actor Tom Cruise? Which system of the human body
Speaker 1: controls the senses nervous system at thirteen thousand, one hundred
Speaker 1: and seventy miles? What's the name of the longest manmade
Speaker 1: structure in the world, longest Manmadhu, the Great Wall of China.
Speaker 1: Oh all right, we got our answers in. Let's go
Speaker 1: to the scoreboard to see how you Bolt did with Jose.
Speaker 1: There's no such thing as ghost you dumb kids. Jokey James,
Speaker 1: you got three correct today? Hey? Okay? And Brook? Is
Speaker 1: he also smartie James? Well you got sick, Smokey James.
Speaker 1: Work hasn't gotten one wrong in two days. Here's the answers,
Speaker 1: just to remind you of how well you did. Kendall
Speaker 1: Jenner is older than her sister Kylie Jenner. The novels
Speaker 1: Oliver Twist and Christmas Carrot. We're both written by Charles
Speaker 1: Dickens Good Old Chuck. The Hamptons are located in New
Speaker 1: York syndicated there. You should know where I send you.
Speaker 1: I got it right. While Rogers and Katie Holmes are
Speaker 1: both married to Tom Cruise and the system of the
Speaker 1: body that controls the senses is the nervous system. If
Speaker 1: it makes you feel better, James, even if we gave
Speaker 1: it to you, you you wouldn't I know, James. I knew
Speaker 1: the Great Wall though. The Great Wall, okay, and that's
Speaker 1: why his crew didn't work. Yeah, yeah, that's not the punchline.
Speaker 1: Stop laughing. Great Wall of China is the longest man
Speaker 1: made structure in the world. We love you, James, not
Speaker 1: enough to give you any money, though, but we will
Speaker 1: give you a pair of tickets to see Jonathan van
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Speaker 1: Olympian Tour. Okay, a successful comic live in action. That's
Speaker 1: not it. But I think that you go to that
Speaker 1: show and Jonathan will inspire you to take up comedy again.
Speaker 1: I think a stage is missing your face, James. We'll
Speaker 1: see all right, man. Thank you so much for playing James.
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