Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Election trend Day. It's
Speaker 1: the mid Trends. I'm Jack Seths. Miles. I didn't just
Speaker 1: come up with that on the spot. I've been working
Speaker 1: on it for hours, that slick word play that you've
Speaker 1: come to know and appreciate. Miles, How are you doing.
Speaker 1: I'm doing fantastic. I have I voted twice, so I
Speaker 1: got two I voted. Actually they can't. They can't hold
Speaker 1: weed that. How what's your strategy for media consumption tonight
Speaker 1: an election day? Yeah? Oh uh, I'm more interested to
Speaker 1: see how l A stuff goes, so I'll probably for yeah,
Speaker 1: but so like I know, but there there may be
Speaker 1: some they may be able to call some stuff like
Speaker 1: some ballot measures and things like that. Maybe, um those
Speaker 1: typically you can get those results. But I mean there's
Speaker 1: no there's no strategy right Like it's like you're bracing
Speaker 1: yourself to be like, Emma, is it just gonna be
Speaker 1: so fucked up and it's just gonna be an all
Speaker 1: out bet on voter suppression and the most vile ship
Speaker 1: you've ever seen? Or will it be nice and will
Speaker 1: there I don't know. I just look at the end
Speaker 1: of the day, like Democrats are running on Hey, we're
Speaker 1: not them. Yeah, So my my hopes are about as
Speaker 1: far as that goes, and then we can pick up
Speaker 1: the pieces after. But overall, I don't I don't like
Speaker 1: to go into ship like feeling all down in demure,
Speaker 1: even if there's reason to, because it for my own
Speaker 1: well being, I'd like to be optimistic. I'm gonna try
Speaker 1: to not watch any of the results are coming in
Speaker 1: and all the arrows pointing towards this direction and any
Speaker 1: of the ship. You know, I can take the New
Speaker 1: York Times boner meter. That's what it was for the
Speaker 1: longest time, the bonometer. What is it saying? But yeah,
Speaker 1: Karnaki um MSNBC. He'll be at the board. There's gonna
Speaker 1: be so many segues and well, you know who else
Speaker 1: has had a really busy night tonight? Are very own,
Speaker 1: Steve Karnak. You what's going on, Steve? I'm having a
Speaker 1: fucking mental breakdown. Man. The returns a massive mate. Wait,
Speaker 1: what turned into a foot? Verry Kane Okay, I'm sorry what? Oh? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Purple Wave. Hey, well, speaking of purple Wave, not really that.
Speaker 1: Katy Perry, Chris Pratt, all the coolest celebs are coming
Speaker 1: out to let us know that they are fucking idiots. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're back in Caruso. Yeah, Katie Perry like, you know sure,
Speaker 1: I mean like we don't expect anything from like all
Speaker 1: the weird millionaire celebrities that suddenly were like, I'm fucking
Speaker 1: with Caruso. I see you, Snoop Dogg. But people are
Speaker 1: just that's just how it is. I'm sure for them,
Speaker 1: they don't even live in the same world as us,
Speaker 1: and they want to hear what other wealthy people are
Speaker 1: ag is the solution to poor people? Uh So, Katie
Speaker 1: Perry was like, oh my god, I'm voting for Caruso.
Speaker 1: Chris Fucking Pratt posted this on his Stories. I've lived
Speaker 1: in l A for over twenty years. It's been great
Speaker 1: to me. In that time. I've seen what many residents
Speaker 1: here have seen, the city's gradual decline into pain and
Speaker 1: utter disarray. If you live here, you know exactly what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. I don't normally support political candidates, but
Speaker 1: in this election, there's too much to lose. If you're
Speaker 1: an l A voter, I urge you to go for
Speaker 1: Rick Blah blah blah blah. He's a builder, He knows
Speaker 1: how to get ship does he's the guy for our city,
Speaker 1: Rick Caruso for l a mayor, take your l and
Speaker 1: go over there, sir, goodbye, go golfing with your pastor,
Speaker 1: you dumb fuck um. He's a normal guy who just
Speaker 1: likes to go golfing with his pastor. And uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, look, man, you could fucking be with Gwyneth Paltrow,
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian, Joe Koy. Who else have I seen? Uh
Speaker 1: fucking Elon, Wolfgang Puck. Uh bet, he's daughter who cheated
Speaker 1: to get into USC. She was like, what a fucking
Speaker 1: Washington sucking herbs and win. He's gonna win because he
Speaker 1: managed to define himself as like the non status quo.
Speaker 1: And I think that's where the energy is. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean again, And when we had my friend Mike Dennis
Speaker 1: on just talking about like considering how powerful the city
Speaker 1: council is, you know, the mayor's office is like its
Speaker 1: own thing with its limited set of powers. But it's
Speaker 1: interesting to see like all the people who are on
Speaker 1: keeping endorsing Karen Bass from the celebrity world where it's
Speaker 1: like Samuel L. Jackson, Don Cheetle, Donald Glover, Steven Spielberg,
Speaker 1: Tracy Ellis Ross oh man, So it made me feel
Speaker 1: better if it wasn't you know. Yeah. Yeah, the mayor's
Speaker 1: office is week in l A. But he spent a
Speaker 1: hundred million dollars of his own money on this election,
Speaker 1: so clearly he saw some benefit coming to him and
Speaker 1: his rich friends. Oh yeah, sure. I mean there's no
Speaker 1: limit to the self enrichment. And guess what one million
Speaker 1: dollars could There's this tweet from first of all, bitch
Speaker 1: Uh the journalista on Twitter. It says, I want l
Speaker 1: A people to think about the fact that Rick Caruso
Speaker 1: spent one hundred billion dollars of his own money for
Speaker 1: this mayoral election, one million to run for mayor, not
Speaker 1: president of the United States. Mayor he claims to care
Speaker 1: for the homeless. Guess what that one hundred million dollars
Speaker 1: could have done? Yeah? Yeah, Look, and that's why I say,
Speaker 1: that's why I like Michael Bloomberg. He spent the half
Speaker 1: billion on himself. Yeah, so he really means it. But
Speaker 1: that that's how you know that these powerful positions and
Speaker 1: the halls of power are still insular and work. And
Speaker 1: you know, he knows something we don't about what he
Speaker 1: can do in the mayor's off I think the shorthand
Speaker 1: in our late stage capitalist hell escape. If a company
Speaker 1: or a wealthy individual is spending an exorbitant amount of
Speaker 1: money to like do something that you're like, you shouldn't
Speaker 1: be spending that much, like to run for mayor or
Speaker 1: like bust a union, that chances are that they stand
Speaker 1: to make at least that much back. Yeah, that's kind
Speaker 1: of that's sort of them. It's like it's like he's
Speaker 1: looking at this like whatever it is, this ship is
Speaker 1: worth over a million dollars to him. He didn't like.
Speaker 1: I think sometimes people are like, he's a billionaire, so
Speaker 1: he has enough money, so he can just spend it.
Speaker 1: But I don't get to be billionaires by not having
Speaker 1: a pathological obsession with money that prevents them from like
Speaker 1: even tipping on a dinner bill. You know. That's like
Speaker 1: they're fucked up people who like money more than the
Speaker 1: rest of us. They have a plan in place of
Speaker 1: how that money is going to come back to them.
Speaker 1: Um bad times, I'm I I do feel like, just
Speaker 1: what when in doubt the energy is going to be
Speaker 1: behind whoever the non status quoas, and that's going to
Speaker 1: lead to UM people like Rick Crusoe winning and also
Speaker 1: Payne elsewhere. Yea, so we'll see um power ball making
Speaker 1: a billionaire's two billion dollars and two billion dollars in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles. Yeah, Altadena, California really odd, really interesting part
Speaker 1: of California where like redlining prevented a lot of black
Speaker 1: people from owning like land in that part of the city,
Speaker 1: and like Altada is one of the like few places
Speaker 1: that could like allow for like a middle class black
Speaker 1: neighborhood to sort of prop up. And I think like
Speaker 1: one of John Brown's sons like settlement on tomb So
Speaker 1: it's got weird, it's got a lot of uh energy.
Speaker 1: So now would be billionaire has come from there. What
Speaker 1: would you do with one point nine billion dollars one
Speaker 1: point nine Well, miles, they take half it with taxes.
Speaker 1: I hear, it's all something million. So it's like why,
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I would pick it up.
Speaker 1: You know at that point, Um, it might just lighten
Speaker 1: my cigar by burning the ticket, you know, just like
Speaker 1: a true baller. Yeah, straight baller ship and put it
Speaker 1: on TikTok. So people like that. I was cool and
Speaker 1: on that grind mentality. Um, Nicole is trending because that
Speaker 1: is what they've named the hurricane that's preparing to strike Florida. Wow,
Speaker 1: is it? We know what category it's strengthening to. We don't.
Speaker 1: That's a hurricane. I think it's still somewhat early. A
Speaker 1: lot of the pictures you see that look like giant
Speaker 1: ocean waves are actually commentary on there's a red wave coming. Um.
Speaker 1: So yeah, all just news stories that are happening. Well,
Speaker 1: everybody frantically speculates about what could happen. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: mean a lot of people are, you know, very intentionally
Speaker 1: talking about red Weight, red Wight red Way because if not,
Speaker 1: if it doesn't come, then they get to be like
Speaker 1: they cheated anything else they cheated. Um. Pretty grim, pretty grim,
Speaker 1: pretty dark times. Let's take a quick break. We'll be
Speaker 1: right back. And we're back. And so is Donald Trump
Speaker 1: come in? Like we we had heard that he might
Speaker 1: announce the day before, like last night, because he just
Speaker 1: like couldn't help himself, but somebody apparently convinced him not
Speaker 1: to do that. And so now we are looking at November,
Speaker 1: a week from today, he's gonna announce that he's running
Speaker 1: in yea and very exciting he's already telling. I think
Speaker 1: I think he like basically told Ron De Santis, like
Speaker 1: I have dirt on you, staying in your fucking lane.
Speaker 1: Basically what he said was quote, I don't know if
Speaker 1: he's running. I think if he runs, he could hurt
Speaker 1: himself very badly. I really believe he could hurt himself badly.
Speaker 1: I think he would be making a mistake. I think
Speaker 1: the base would not like it. I don't think it
Speaker 1: would be good for regarding any of this stuff is
Speaker 1: not good. You have other people that possibly will run.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know if he runs. If he runs,
Speaker 1: he runs by the I'm out. If he did run,
Speaker 1: I will tell you things about him that won't be
Speaker 1: very flattering, not more about him than anybody other than
Speaker 1: perhaps his wife, who is really running his campaign. You
Speaker 1: are shook, daddy, like reveal comprom that like coming coming strong,
Speaker 1: Come on the two way, y'all, but let your egos
Speaker 1: burn this fucking party down. I'll reveal something that possibly
Speaker 1: only his wife knows, Like that's you know, he likes
Speaker 1: to know weird perverted, like he likes to know about
Speaker 1: bedroom shit about people, so he probably does ask around
Speaker 1: was assuming he was keeping those cards close to the
Speaker 1: vest that he's like, yeah, I'm a real pervert. I
Speaker 1: like to listen in and like no information about people's
Speaker 1: weird sexual stuff. Um wouldn't proclivities and everything. You wouldn't
Speaker 1: say that. He wouldn't say proclivities or pig. But anyways,
Speaker 1: I like that he's just out in the open, like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, real freak shit about this guy. That's such
Speaker 1: a weird fucking what an energy to just start off with,
Speaker 1: Like at that point, if you're Rhonda's stance is incredible,
Speaker 1: I don't I guess, like, are you really gonna? I mean,
Speaker 1: it seems like he's he said, you know, he's fine
Speaker 1: not running, But it's it's there's clearly you don't say
Speaker 1: ship like that unless you're hearing from people that he's
Speaker 1: going he's really considering running. Oh yeah, he's doing this
Speaker 1: ship already to strengthen his brand nationally because you see
Speaker 1: him pop up more and more and more. So oh yeah,
Speaker 1: if he does not run for presidential primary, it will
Speaker 1: be against his own The Santis is not like good
Speaker 1: on the debate stage either. He has um Jared uh
Speaker 1: Kushner and uh Robert Mueller vibes. When you hear him speak,
Speaker 1: you're like, what the fuck happened to that voice? That
Speaker 1: is not the voice I heard in my head when
Speaker 1: I was reading about this guy. He just has a
Speaker 1: totally different voice. Yeah, yeah, I think I think you'd
Speaker 1: be very I think he could get He could hurt
Speaker 1: himself badly. Is truly some payless mobster ship. That would
Speaker 1: be like in any other era, in any other timeline.
Speaker 1: I feel like that would be big news, like former
Speaker 1: president threatens potential like opponents and then himself in what way? Yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: he could hurt himself. I didn't say I had heard him.
Speaker 1: I said he might hurt him stuff like person nation
Speaker 1: has been slipping because I haven't had to hear this
Speaker 1: fucking guy talk, and now we're going to be right
Speaker 1: back in it. Well, mine is fortunately flawless, so you know,
Speaker 1: they're all boats rise in the end. Might hurt himself,
Speaker 1: might slip out a window, I don't know, I said,
Speaker 1: but I don't know. He might get defenestrated. Just learn
Speaker 1: that out of a window. Big word, big word, Trump
Speaker 1: vocabulary words. Maybe huh? What carry Lake is trending? The
Speaker 1: Arizona gubernatorial candidate uh, is just doing the pre misinformation,
Speaker 1: pregaming the election with the misinformation. Yeah, it's a wild
Speaker 1: state of things over there. You know, you already have
Speaker 1: one of your gubernatorial candidate just outwardly being like, I
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. There might be some something
Speaker 1: going on with the voting machines, because apparently in like
Speaker 1: Maricopa County, some of the voting machines are down, Like
Speaker 1: of the voting machines are down. I remember that, like
Speaker 1: from two thousand four, that being a thing, you know,
Speaker 1: when like carry like hearing, Oh, all these voting machines
Speaker 1: are down, and I don't know, it's there's problems all
Speaker 1: over the place. I won't say that no election has
Speaker 1: ever been fucked in that way, but I am pretty
Speaker 1: sure it's not happening against Republicans, will be my guess. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean she's like, this is something she said about
Speaker 1: like an hour and a half two hours ago about
Speaker 1: the election, just about just more theories abound. We don't
Speaker 1: have to have elections running this way. We switched from
Speaker 1: a Republican area to vote. We can't write down it's
Speaker 1: the heart of liberal Phoenix to vote because we wanted
Speaker 1: to make sure that we had good machines, and guess what,
Speaker 1: they've had zero problems with their machines today. Not one
Speaker 1: machine spit out a ballot here today, not one in
Speaker 1: a very liberal area. So we were right. And then
Speaker 1: just casting as versions, she managed to use the fact
Speaker 1: that she saw the election running smoothly as evidence that
Speaker 1: there was a conspiracy against her. Yeah, got that. Or
Speaker 1: maybe if maybe the area where a conspiracy theorist isn't
Speaker 1: run anything, maybe the election by virtue of that runs smoother. Um.
Speaker 1: But again, everything is there's nothing you can do or
Speaker 1: say to these people at this point that it's going
Speaker 1: to change our minds. Like you know, we talked about
Speaker 1: it in tomorrow's episode. The everything that's been said to
Speaker 1: them for weeks now has been red wave, red wave,
Speaker 1: get your fucking life jackets on, folks, because the red
Speaker 1: waves coming through. And meanwhile, there's been a lot of
Speaker 1: other analysts who are like, people need to be really
Speaker 1: careful about this when most pollsters like, we have no
Speaker 1: fucking clue realistically what's going to happen. Well, we can
Speaker 1: see is increased energy for Democrats and like these really
Speaker 1: vital metrics, but we're not gonna no one's like out
Speaker 1: there to be like this red wave stuff is totally bullshit. Literally,
Speaker 1: the polls are broken now, like we talked about it
Speaker 1: on this morning's episode that Nate Cone was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: so one one little piece of context. As I talked
Speaker 1: about these polling results that we got, it took me
Speaker 1: two hours to conduct a single interview to find one
Speaker 1: person willing to answer poll questions. When I was pulling,
Speaker 1: nobody answers us anymore. So we're having to use very
Speaker 1: scant to evidence to like extrapolate all these you know, hypotheses.
Speaker 1: And it's a plus. It's all these like very out
Speaker 1: of nowhere like Republican polling operations pop up and adding
Speaker 1: more polls to the averages and stuff, and a lot
Speaker 1: of people like who the funk is this group? It's
Speaker 1: like it's another Republican like consultant doing a poll. And
Speaker 1: also because then they get to go around and show like, look,
Speaker 1: folks were ahead, we're ahead. But then you also read
Speaker 1: like stories to where there are people like within the party,
Speaker 1: the Republican Party saying like I don't know if like
Speaker 1: we're went too hard on like all this like freaky
Speaker 1: election ship and I'm not sure if that's going to
Speaker 1: suppress voting. And I'm not sure if that quote comes
Speaker 1: out because they're kind of like, I don't know, we're
Speaker 1: dealing with people who are just like fun voting, you know,
Speaker 1: like we'll just get violent or not or complain. Knows,
Speaker 1: everything's up in the air. We just don't know. Just
Speaker 1: be on the lookout. If you're a conservative. Neighbors are
Speaker 1: freaking out about sharpie's. That's apparently a thing that they're
Speaker 1: concerning themselves over there, Like, uh, if they ask you
Speaker 1: to vote for a sharpie or vote with a sharpiet,
Speaker 1: what's actually fraud? Um? You have to use a blue pen.
Speaker 1: Blue pen equals freedom equals brave heart. Um. Yeah. And finally, uh,
Speaker 1: just some good information for how not to be a
Speaker 1: monster at the grocery store. Um, some of the stuff
Speaker 1: is pretty straightforward. This all stems from that. There was
Speaker 1: a meme about like put your fucking grocery carts away,
Speaker 1: h winger winger in the parking lot. Like, don't just
Speaker 1: sucking push them off into into the parking lot too,
Speaker 1: cause accidents think, oh, like just blindly casting them the
Speaker 1: funk out there? Yeah, just put them back, Like I
Speaker 1: don't I don't know. I try. I try and do that.
Speaker 1: I've had to go grocery shopping with children quite a
Speaker 1: bit and babies, and like I still find a way
Speaker 1: to like take the time to put the fucking grocery
Speaker 1: cart away because you don't, like, don't you just see
Speaker 1: all these abandoned grocery carts in the parking lot and
Speaker 1: like wonder who the funk is just being like, yeah, sorry, asshole.
Speaker 1: That's why when I'm also when I see like the
Speaker 1: person working and like they gotta fucking just like they're
Speaker 1: going three blocks away or whatever, all over the fucking
Speaker 1: shopping center to get cards. That's why there's like that
Speaker 1: one dude on YouTube who like antagonizes people who don't
Speaker 1: put their cards away. Yeah. Yeah, so I think this
Speaker 1: is based on that, and say, and here's some other
Speaker 1: like asshole ish behaviors. Don't talk on the phone. I
Speaker 1: feel like that's pretty straightforward. Hold on, what's wrong with
Speaker 1: talking on the phone? I mean, what if sometimes I'm like,
Speaker 1: what do you which one do you need? Right? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Like that one I didn't really funk with
Speaker 1: that don't touch the food has a picture of somebody
Speaker 1: holding an apple in the produce line. It is like
Speaker 1: I need to feel the pro do sometimes to make
Speaker 1: sure it's good. Like that that if I pick up
Speaker 1: an apple and like after it is like falling apart
Speaker 1: in my hand, I'm gonna put it back. But they're
Speaker 1: like talking about people reaching into the deli case and
Speaker 1: ship and I'm like a salad bar. Yeah, or like
Speaker 1: picking up a donut with their bare hands instead of
Speaker 1: a little tissue paper. I'm like, I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I've ever seen that, but I certainly didn't
Speaker 1: need to be told that. Um, have you ever had
Speaker 1: to run out, like do the thing where you're like
Speaker 1: and I run, motherfucker. I'm You'll see, like I got
Speaker 1: heart when I say please one second for this thing
Speaker 1: that they'll never think I'm working with them. They're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: he knows what he needs. Come back breathing real heavy.
Speaker 1: Um yeah, what one that I thought was useful that
Speaker 1: I didn't really I hadn't really done. Try to unload
Speaker 1: heavy too light on the conveyor belt. That way, the
Speaker 1: person doing the bagging. Uh, if it's not you, what
Speaker 1: are you doing the bagging can do it more quickly
Speaker 1: because you're putting the heavy items at the bottom of
Speaker 1: the bag. Um, But then that would mean I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not that that makes complete logical sense. It's efficient,
Speaker 1: and I you know, commend the engineers that would say
Speaker 1: that's that's that's actually a good efficiency in the system.
Speaker 1: I just don't. The way I put ship in my
Speaker 1: cart is the heavier ship just at the bottom because
Speaker 1: I can't have a crush the other ship, you know,
Speaker 1: and then I have a light ship on top. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: well you're gonna have to make some difficult decisions, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what. And I might just and if someone
Speaker 1: gave me a weird look looking at my card, I
Speaker 1: might be a coward and just leave my card there
Speaker 1: and run stopping to my car because I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't have to explain anything. I'm sorry forgetting. You've
Speaker 1: ever gone food shopping and forgot your wallet? I have
Speaker 1: done that. Oh yeah, that ship once and it was
Speaker 1: fucking devastating. Man. I remember the moment yo, I even
Speaker 1: had to come up. I remember sweating and being like, yo,
Speaker 1: do I fucking just take the l and put all
Speaker 1: this ship back and then like slowly like deconstruct my
Speaker 1: shopping cart. But then when I looked I only had
Speaker 1: like cereal and like ship that didn't have to be
Speaker 1: refrigerated or was produced. And I took that ship to
Speaker 1: like the corner where like the manager's special ship was,
Speaker 1: and I acted like I got on my phone, I
Speaker 1: walked out of their tears running down my phone. It
Speaker 1: was it was awful, Like it's the most panicked I've
Speaker 1: ever been, so humiliating, humiliating. Um anyways, uh yeah, just
Speaker 1: try and be a good yeah at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, just be considerate, you know. But you know
Speaker 1: when you see people who like would be just fucked
Speaker 1: up and reach into like the fucking bakery case with
Speaker 1: their bare hand, and like, I just touched the one
Speaker 1: I need And what's your problem? Is like the kind
Speaker 1: of like answer you'd get from somebody like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she'd be surprised. Man's everybody is m hmm, ain't ship
Speaker 1: people are all over alright. Well, those are some of
Speaker 1: the things that are trending. We're back tomorrow with the
Speaker 1: whole last episode of the show. Until then, be kind
Speaker 1: to each other, Be kind to yourself by maybe not
Speaker 1: watching all the results come in and just wait, I
Speaker 1: don't know you do you do you? Or check out
Speaker 1: Mike Lindell's election watch police coverage that he's doing on
Speaker 1: his live stream for the RV or whatever. Um go
Speaker 1: get a flu shot, get get the code. Mm hmmm uh,
Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
Speaker 1: to you all tomorrow. Bye bye