Speaker 1: There are two things that I love most in this world.
Speaker 1: One is charity. She's my favorite, and the other one candles.
Speaker 1: They are all over my house. What you can do
Speaker 1: right now is please do people and buy for charity
Speaker 1: the candles from broken he Free in the morning. It
Speaker 1: will support the charity for the youth, and it would
Speaker 1: support Rolando emotionally. Okay, enjoy Broken Hefree dot com. We're
Speaker 1: sixty seconds from the shock caller question of the day.
Speaker 1: But first, this is not, I repeat not a new
Speaker 1: dating trend, but it's finally got a name. Now, when
Speaker 1: you find out someone's been cheating on you with a
Speaker 1: ton of other people, that's called roaching. That's name. Hey,
Speaker 1: you want to get roach today? No one does. So
Speaker 1: they call it that because the gross feeling you get
Speaker 1: when you turn on the lights on the room and
Speaker 1: then you see all the cockroaches suddenly scattered. Yeah, do
Speaker 1: you know there's a lot more that you can't see
Speaker 1: the people that they've been cheating with. Those are the roaches,
Speaker 1: not the person that you're dating. Have they been even
Speaker 1: worse than a roach? I mean, I guess they're they're
Speaker 1: a roach lover. I guess a roach A file anyway,
Speaker 1: cheating with one or two people doesn't count either. This
Speaker 1: has to be a lot more than that, like six
Speaker 1: or seven different people at least in order for you
Speaker 1: to be roached a serial cheater. Yeah, I know someone
Speaker 1: who is roached and the and the dude who did
Speaker 1: it to her way worse than a roach? Are you
Speaker 1: talking about yourself? Easy? Actually for once? Okay, you're going
Speaker 1: to go into a story about you just know somebody
Speaker 1: who got roached one? Yeah, okay, thanks, think about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hate that guy. Hate If you know somebody like that,
Speaker 1: you can say she roached me or he roached me,
Speaker 1: or I could say they both roached me. Why I
Speaker 1: roach them? It was a it was a roach fest. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's in his station. Ironically, it all happened at a
Speaker 1: weird motel. Yeah, but you know enough about me in
Speaker 1: my exciting life. Let's get into the shock collar question
Speaker 1: of the day. We have a bucket full of names.
Speaker 1: You're gonna draw one out, So who gets asked the
Speaker 1: trivia question? If you get it wrong, the punishment is
Speaker 1: to be shocked while singing a song. So text into
Speaker 1: seven eighty five nine two tell us which one you'd
Speaker 1: like to hear, Jose, you're going to draw a name
Speaker 1: out because you have the shock collar. Last, who'd you get? Brook?
Speaker 1: Boozy susy? Alright, Brook, you put on that shot collar
Speaker 1: while that happens, digital Jake, go ahead, read us a
Speaker 1: shock callar question of the day. On this day in
Speaker 1: eighteen seventy eight, Emma Nutt became the first woman ever
Speaker 1: to be hired in her field of work. Oh cool. Previously,
Speaker 1: only men had been chosen for this particular job, but
Speaker 1: because of their lack of patience and bad behaviors like
Speaker 1: cursing or practical jokes, this business decided that women would
Speaker 1: be much more suitable for it. To be hired, a
Speaker 1: lady good. To be hired, a lady must meet these requirements.
Speaker 1: She had to be unmarried between the ages of seventeen
Speaker 1: and twenty six and have long arms and criteria and
Speaker 1: became a pioneer in her field. What job was it?
Speaker 1: Long arms? What do you need long arms for? Its? First,
Speaker 1: it's like young and attractive, you need a single long arms. See,
Speaker 1: I was thinking you had to be young and single
Speaker 1: because you'd have to move around a lot, right, You
Speaker 1: had to be mobile. You couldn't be tied down. You mean, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: Like you were part of like some sort of teaching,
Speaker 1: like a fight attendant, and you need long arms. But
Speaker 1: we're in eighteen seventy eight, so what about wait, you're
Speaker 1: on something though, what about some sort of train? What
Speaker 1: what were the guys who walked through and take your tickets?
Speaker 1: What do they call all the conductor? No, but they're like,
Speaker 1: would you call ticket the ticket? The ticket guys? Why
Speaker 1: would you need long arms? I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: try to go off of your playing things. The train
Speaker 1: is having an emergency. She needs to be able to
Speaker 1: pull down and stop the train. What constitutes long arms?
Speaker 1: Like do you have to be or is it just
Speaker 1: long compared to your body? Night? Yeah, she's like, I
Speaker 1: can tie my shoes standing. I was thinking something you
Speaker 1: might need long arms for is to be an ice
Speaker 1: cream man serve ice. You're reaching down to the kids
Speaker 1: to give them the ice cream, and you don't want
Speaker 1: a creepy guy to do that anymore because he's a prankster.
Speaker 1: He's going to do all sorts of weird stuffing ice
Speaker 1: cream cone. It's not ice cream, that's not shock. Let's
Speaker 1: get the question one more time. Prior to eighteen seventy eight,
Speaker 1: only men were hired to work one particular job. But finally,
Speaker 1: a woman named Emma Nut broke that barrier. And there
Speaker 1: were three requirements she had to meet to get that gig.
Speaker 1: She had to be between seventeen and twenty six years old,
Speaker 1: she couldn't be married, and it was a must for
Speaker 1: her to have long arms. What job was? Okay, So
Speaker 1: here's my next thought. I don't know when the pony
Speaker 1: express was when they used to deliver mail by horse,
Speaker 1: It wasn't for very long. But she's riding on the
Speaker 1: horse and the mail bag is in the back of
Speaker 1: the horse, and she's got to reach it the horse.
Speaker 1: She's got to have some long arms. Are you thinking,
Speaker 1: like they tossed the mail out while they were riding out,
Speaker 1: Like they've got a tight timetable and not go fast enough. Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: that was interesting. When I hear long arms, I thought
Speaker 1: of the phrase the long arms of the law, And
Speaker 1: so maybe she was like the very first female sheriff.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. Why in the eighteen hundreds, that's ancient? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's old. We got anything else? The only thing I
Speaker 1: can think of, like I'm trying to eliminate in my
Speaker 1: head that were predominantly men were like milkmen, Oh milking.
Speaker 1: You can need long arms to milk a cat, but
Speaker 1: milkmaids have been a lot around forever. Maybe she was
Speaker 1: the very first milkmaid and started the trend. I've seen
Speaker 1: beauty in the base. They were milk and beauty, also
Speaker 1: long arms and okay, I am gonna go with pony
Speaker 1: express mail carrier letters, cloud of dust. Emma nut took
Speaker 1: a job in eighteen seventy eight, and it opened the
Speaker 1: doors for many women in her field. This job called
Speaker 1: for a soothing voice, which is why you needed to
Speaker 1: be between the ages of seventeen and twenty six to
Speaker 1: be hired. You also had to be unmarried because a
Speaker 1: housemaker wouldn't have time to do both roles, and you
Speaker 1: needed long arms in order to reach the top of
Speaker 1: the equipment, which is why Emma Nutt was hired to
Speaker 1: be the first female telephone operator. Many little jack things
Speaker 1: them in and the voice a telephone operator with something
Speaker 1: that you used to be able to call it was
Speaker 1: like Alexa, yeah, it sounds awful, all right, Well didn't
Speaker 1: get it right, So Brooke, you're gonna get shocked while
Speaker 1: seeing irreplaceable by Beyonce to the left, to the left,
Speaker 1: everything you own in the box, to the left in
Speaker 1: the closet, that's my stuff, Yes, if I bought it.
Speaker 1: Please don't talk arm out of the shooting voice, Brooke.
Speaker 1: That's your shot collar. Question of the day, Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. I never thought i'd have to
Speaker 1: say this, but I need to ask our listeners to
Speaker 1: please stop sending us candy. Oh my god, we have
Speaker 1: so much back in October. Yes, I tried to downplay
Speaker 1: the whole thing, and Brooke grab the microphone away from
Speaker 1: She cried these big crocodile tears about oh, the company
Speaker 1: doesn't love her, the company candy for me. Meanwhile, I'm like, hey, Brook,
Speaker 1: this is a good company, loving managers who always listen
Speaker 1: to us and always choose to do the right thing.
Speaker 1: No matter what. Let's not talk about this on the
Speaker 1: air and make a big deal. May I remind you
Speaker 1: that all of this has recorded in later podcasts. We
Speaker 1: can go back to the receipts. Jeffrey, we get it. Brooke,
Speaker 1: you won all right. We talked about the candy, and
Speaker 1: because our listeners are so awesome they are they started
Speaker 1: sending us candy in the mail by the truckload. We
Speaker 1: have like drawer fulls packed to the brim of candy.
Speaker 1: We have gotten rid of tape and scissors and any
Speaker 1: sort of office supplies and just put it candy in those.
Speaker 1: It hasn't stopped. We're into mid November now and still
Speaker 1: getting boxes of candy ship to the station. But I
Speaker 1: think all of us, and hopefully Brooke is on the
Speaker 1: same page. You never know with her, I hope we're
Speaker 1: all in agreement asking instead of sending us more candy,
Speaker 1: please buy one of our candles. Okay with you, Brooke.
Speaker 1: I know candles they're supposed to support homeless youth, and
Speaker 1: that doesn't benefit you directly in any way. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm just one that arranged it all. But yeah, sure, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm okay with you. You want all the credit, yea,
Speaker 1: give all the credit to Brook at seven eight five
Speaker 1: nine too. But if you want to buy the candles,
Speaker 1: they're up on our website Brooke and Jeffrey dot com.
Speaker 1: So amazing. This is my husband's favorite candle company that
Speaker 1: we're working with. Okay, these are top tier candles that
Speaker 1: you're buying. Okay, Yeah, like a candle expertly. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: all have unique sense to each one of us. I'm
Speaker 1: surprised Brooks isn't Carmel, Chocolate and NuGet sent people with
Speaker 1: the candy theme. But make sure you get yours because
Speaker 1: they're for a good cause. Again, that's online at Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey dot com. Got laser stories coming up. It's
Speaker 1: the radio segment who tried to be Pete Davidson's wingman
Speaker 1: the other night, but he got too drunk and accidentally
Speaker 1: just followed around an insurance agent named Dave Peterson. That's
Speaker 1: quite the same. Yeah, probably his laser stories decide you
Speaker 1: remember read weird news stories from around the glove just
Speaker 1: like everyone else does, except we have a laser and
Speaker 1: those other dummies just dumb. His first laser stories out
Speaker 1: of Richmond, Indiana. Recently, a man led police on a
Speaker 1: chase for more than an hour, but it wasn't exactly
Speaker 1: a high speed chase since the man was driving a
Speaker 1: stolen street sweeper. Okay, does seem kind of fun, though
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to drive able to catch him for
Speaker 1: a full hour. Ye, please describe it as a quote,
Speaker 1: very low speed chase, very clean. Dude started on one
Speaker 1: thirty am. When authorities arrived, they found fifty four year
Speaker 1: old Sammy Allen going very slow but also driving erratically. Okay,
Speaker 1: so erratic. I love that officers initiated pursuit, reaching speeds
Speaker 1: of ten to fifteen miles. Prame, oh wow, he's going
Speaker 1: to hit the curb. It's funny you say that, because
Speaker 1: at one point Sammy nearly flipped the sweeper over into
Speaker 1: a garage multiple times. I guess he just didn't know
Speaker 1: how to drive it right. The repeated strikes caused the
Speaker 1: garage to partially collapse, but that didn't stop Sammy. Police
Speaker 1: then attempted to use spike strips to catch him. However,
Speaker 1: authorities said he was driving slowly enough he was able
Speaker 1: to maneuver around them. This is just sad, honestly. It
Speaker 1: wasn't until Sammy drove the street sweeper straight into the
Speaker 1: East Fork River that the chase finally came to a
Speaker 1: merciful end. He swims out faster than he was driving.
Speaker 1: He didn't even have anything to do with police still, yeah,
Speaker 1: watching him, letting him do his own. Sammy tried to run,
Speaker 1: but was quickly apprehended by the canine unit, and he
Speaker 1: faces several charges and is not legally allowed within five
Speaker 1: hundred feet of a street sweeper for the next decade.
Speaker 1: He just has to live on the dirtiest street in
Speaker 1: the entire country up this next days. The story is
Speaker 1: out of TikTok Countries. Thirty nine year old Brandy Augustus
Speaker 1: says she worked in different hotels for over fifteen years
Speaker 1: and sent out a warning via TikTok recently with the
Speaker 1: caption don't eat the free breakfast. Oh, don't ruin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love the free Continental breakfast. She even named the
Speaker 1: grossest item you should never touch when they offer you
Speaker 1: a complimentary Continental meal with your rooms. They're weird. I
Speaker 1: wanted to be the fruit. That item you should avoid
Speaker 1: is the waffles. Well, she says, the wafflemaker was never
Speaker 1: cleaned once and the waffle batter isn't made every day.
Speaker 1: According to her, that waffle batter gets reused until it
Speaker 1: starts to smell like beer. But I hate to be fair,
Speaker 1: waffle batter doesn't smell good at the beginning either. The
Speaker 1: worst part, no one in management cares about the breakfast.
Speaker 1: Brady says she was once told by a higher up
Speaker 1: to only use one paper towel to clean everything in
Speaker 1: the dining area. I wish you didn't tell me, honestly, Well,
Speaker 1: it's gonna get a little bit worse. People in the comments,
Speaker 1: who also alleged to be former hotel workers shared similar sentiments,
Speaker 1: and someone wrote, I've worked in the food industry for
Speaker 1: over twelve years now and not a secret. The buffet
Speaker 1: eggs are an absolute no go unless you want to
Speaker 1: be on the toilet during the rest of your vacation.
Speaker 1: Mind it, Give it to me. Still on the waffles, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get there when it opens and I don't leave
Speaker 1: until it closes. Kind of drunk on these beer waffles. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Laser stories out of the online world of auctions. Will
Speaker 1: Ferrell's already turned down an Elf sequel, So that's that
Speaker 1: is a classic. Leave it a classic. So he's not
Speaker 1: going to be needing his buddy the Elf outfit anytime soon.
Speaker 1: I don't care who knows is he's selling it. I
Speaker 1: say that because his outfit just went up for auctions,
Speaker 1: and an anonymous bidder shelled out almost two hundred and
Speaker 1: ninety seven thousand dollars. That rich guy's gonna get drunk
Speaker 1: at some party and put it on and the things.
Speaker 1: It was only expected to sell for around twenty eight grand.
Speaker 1: Why did it go for some shot a lot of
Speaker 1: people in the industry, And if you can believe it,
Speaker 1: the costume wasn't even the most insane purchase from this auction.
Speaker 1: Someone else bought Wilson the volleyball from Castaway for almost
Speaker 1: three hundred and eighty nine thousand dollars with eyes draw. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't play with it. At that point, you would
Speaker 1: think that they had more than one of those on
Speaker 1: set too. A lot of volleyballs light around, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Other items up for bid included Freddy Krueger's original razor
Speaker 1: finger glove from Iconic Thing and Michael Myer's mask from
Speaker 1: the two thousand and two movie Halloween Resurrections Something. Both
Speaker 1: are estimated to receive between thirty to forty thousand dollars
Speaker 1: in their bids. But Exilizer stories out of hook Up Headquarters.
Speaker 1: I haven't been here in a while. The dating site
Speaker 1: Plenty of Fish just put out a fun list of
Speaker 1: new dating trends that they expect to see next year,
Speaker 1: and they even came up with names for all of them.
Speaker 1: Oh God, alright, there's like a whole Dictionary just of
Speaker 1: these terms fun, dating, complicated, and many of the users
Speaker 1: say these are all dating trends that are already happening now.
Speaker 1: So number one it's called deja vooing, which is doing
Speaker 1: the same things with a new partner that you did
Speaker 1: with your ex. With your ex, yeah, that would suck.
Speaker 1: I found out like me and a girl had a
Speaker 1: song and she was like double Yeah, that probably is true.
Speaker 1: Number two. Number two is hand anticipation. Hand. That's being
Speaker 1: unsure about the physical boundaries that are acceptable, like whether
Speaker 1: to hug or shake hands or fist bump with your date.
Speaker 1: Shake hands so weird? Yeah in the date, I just
Speaker 1: lift her up and spin her in the air. Wow,
Speaker 1: oh you dirty dancer? Ya made you run up your part? God, girl,
Speaker 1: it's like I should have done my postions God. Number
Speaker 1: Number three is called hesitating. That's being unsure if you
Speaker 1: want to date seriously or casual because life is so
Speaker 1: weird and uncertain right now. Yeah. Number four is darwinning.
Speaker 1: What is a scientist guy? Yes, okay, refusing to date
Speaker 1: someone who doesn't believe in science yea. And finally number
Speaker 1: five vacation that's taken someone that you just started dating
Speaker 1: out on vacation because Yolo, Yeah, why not? I want
Speaker 1: this so bad. One time I did it and we
Speaker 1: bought tickets a base and then she canceled. Okay, and
Speaker 1: I know that this guy is on vacation right now,
Speaker 1: got sand in a shell and a tiny blue song
Speaker 1: around his short green ankles. That's the right way you
Speaker 1: do it. That sound means Laser Stories has come to
Speaker 1: an end for the day. We'll do it again, same
Speaker 1: time on Monday, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning. I
Speaker 1: need to ask the room a question. If you have
Speaker 1: a neighbor that's kind of a jerk and they've wronged you,
Speaker 1: you want to back at them. What should you do.
Speaker 1: Let's go over the option Okay, Option A put up
Speaker 1: before sale sign on their front law. Just see what
Speaker 1: happens in this market. That's a great ideas. Option B
Speaker 1: plant some drugs on their middle school children and call
Speaker 1: the police kids. Yeah, Or you go with options C.
Speaker 1: Do something extremely passive, aggressive, but at the same time
Speaker 1: so clever that your neighbor can't do anything about it,
Speaker 1: and it makes national news. We're going with options C
Speaker 1: today on this ship because two homeowners in Michigan got
Speaker 1: into it with each other recently, and the revenge that
Speaker 1: one plotted was oh so sweet and maybe worthy of
Speaker 1: the Passive Aggressive Hall of Fame from the Passive Aggressive
Speaker 1: Kings right here. Yeah, you'll find out what they did
Speaker 1: coming up at seven. Brooke, you'd consider yourself a good neighbor,
Speaker 1: right yeah, I go out of my way to be
Speaker 1: a good neighbor. Absolutely. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: All right, now, let's test it. Okay, Brooke, how many
Speaker 1: times have you called the cops on your neighbors just
Speaker 1: this week? None? I've never called the cops somebody zero.
Speaker 1: You're doing it right, because the key to being a
Speaker 1: good neighbor is to hate them silently, chip away at
Speaker 1: their ego in secret, without them ever actually knowing or
Speaker 1: ever saying a word to them directly. So good work, Brook,
Speaker 1: I would like they'll never know. But no. Neighbor disagreements
Speaker 1: do happen, and sometimes I can get a little bit hostile,
Speaker 1: but every once in a while residents will choose to
Speaker 1: go the petty route. And that's why two homeowners from
Speaker 1: Michigan are making news today. Their names are Wayne and Dale,
Speaker 1: and recently, Dale wanted to add a shed in his
Speaker 1: backyard to store his farming equipment inside. But it was
Speaker 1: gonna go over the property line by two inches. I
Speaker 1: can't do it. To get the okay by Wayne, right,
Speaker 1: you need to go over to Wayne's house and ask him.
Speaker 1: So he went over asked Wayne if it would be
Speaker 1: okay to build, and Wayne said no, no, I can't
Speaker 1: go two inches over. Just make the shed two inches smaller.
Speaker 1: I don't understand, okay. So they talked about it for
Speaker 1: a while until eventually the argument got heated and no
Speaker 1: agreement could be reached. The next morning, Wayne went outside
Speaker 1: and couldn't believe his eyes or his nose because right
Speaker 1: next to his house, right along the disputed property line,
Speaker 1: was a brand new two hundred and fifty foot long
Speaker 1: wall made entirely out of poop. What what? Two? Oh? God, yes,
Speaker 1: built up poopil Yes, and not human. This is cow.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say. It's a long Yeah, so it's
Speaker 1: in a passive aggressive move. Whoa Dale piled the turds
Speaker 1: high as a constant and smelly reminder of their dispute. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's also punishment to you. Yeah, property. Well, apparently it's
Speaker 1: far enough away from Dale's house where he can't smell it,
Speaker 1: But the people that live in Wayne's residence are forced
Speaker 1: to deal with smelling cow poop every single day. Be
Speaker 1: a hot one tomorrow, Oh god, honey, guys in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: One resident there said, quote, it's like you can't leave
Speaker 1: the window open or the entire upstairs will smell like it. Oh.
Speaker 1: I mean, I take at some point you just get
Speaker 1: used to it. Hollo. How long has the poop all
Speaker 1: been there? Just a day? Do they make him shovel
Speaker 1: it away? Apparently it's been there for days and he's
Speaker 1: not getting rid of it. When local reporters asked Dale
Speaker 1: about the poop wall that he builds, one of them
Speaker 1: called the news station. Dale responded saying, quote, it's not
Speaker 1: a poop wall, it's a compost fence. And why technicalities
Speaker 1: And while the poop wall is a disgusting nuisance, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: local officials say they can't do anything about it since
Speaker 1: technically it's located on the neighbor's property and it's combat.
Speaker 1: Being passive aggressive to your neighbors is not a new strategy. Actually,
Speaker 1: we found a list of the funniest passive aggressive neighbor
Speaker 1: feuds that people have ever had, like this couple from
Speaker 1: California who found out their next door neighbors were bigots,
Speaker 1: so in response, they bought ten thousand colored Christmas lights
Speaker 1: and made a giant rainbow out of them, pointed directly
Speaker 1: at the neighbor's house. That's right, keep those lights out
Speaker 1: all years worth the extremely high electrical bills. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: finally changed their mind. Okay, you're right. One disgruntled person
Speaker 1: left this note for a neighbor, saying, dear neighbor, last night,
Speaker 1: I believe I could hear you and your boyfriend getting
Speaker 1: it on. Do you think you could be louder? Oh?
Speaker 1: It was hard for me to enjoy myself while holding
Speaker 1: a cup up to the wall. You know though, that
Speaker 1: that's a joke, by the way. Yeah, it would make
Speaker 1: you want to stop. Yeah, it would be like, oh
Speaker 1: yeah they heard us. Yeah, that would make me be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. What about two people getting passive aggressive
Speaker 1: with their WiFi names because you know how you can
Speaker 1: see the WiFi of all the people near you. Well, recently,
Speaker 1: one neighbor decided to change their Wi Fi network to
Speaker 1: your music is annoying, but they misspelled your So the
Speaker 1: other neighbor also changed their Wi Fi to your grammar
Speaker 1: is more annoying. We're talking about the most hilarious, passive
Speaker 1: aggressive neighbor fights that have ever happened. One person says
Speaker 1: they got a note on their door saying, please do
Speaker 1: something about the dandelions in your lawn, with three exclamations
Speaker 1: on you. They're pretty I think. The next day a
Speaker 1: sign went up on their yard that says, free dandelions,
Speaker 1: take as many as you like. Brilliant, he said, to
Speaker 1: deal with them. And finally, there's a guy that installed
Speaker 1: a bunch of floodlights on his house and he would
Speaker 1: leave them on all night for security reasons. It's terrible.
Speaker 1: So these lights were really bright and they would shine
Speaker 1: directly into the neighbor's house. So the neighbor asked him,
Speaker 1: can you please not do that. We need to sleep
Speaker 1: and the lights are really bright. But the guy said, nope,
Speaker 1: I want them on. I need to leave them up
Speaker 1: for security. Oh my god, do you know what we
Speaker 1: did in my neighborhood? What we had one of the
Speaker 1: younger kids climb up a ladder and unscrew the light bulb.
Speaker 1: I'm not lied, I'm not sure I'm a good neighbor.
Speaker 1: My neighbors The funny thing is they never fixed it.
Speaker 1: The light was on after that. Well, they did something
Speaker 1: a little bit different in response. On that side of
Speaker 1: the house. The neighbors took out all their regular windows
Speaker 1: and in their place they installed one way mirrors. So
Speaker 1: all the light bounces back at the guy's house and
Speaker 1: it's super bright, but they can still see out. Yea,
Speaker 1: I love it. Pretty genius. Text into seven eight five
Speaker 1: nine to tell us about your pettiest neighbor feud. Your
Speaker 1: phone taps coming up right after this broke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. A few months ago, a husband got
Speaker 1: in touch with us wanting to prank his wife, and
Speaker 1: he had kind of a funny story because while they
Speaker 1: were on a cruise together, apparently they had a little
Speaker 1: too much to drink. One thing led to another and
Speaker 1: they became amorous in a public area of the ship.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, alexis you know what amorous old people because
Speaker 1: they're on a cruise ship. So he thought it'd be
Speaker 1: funny if we called her, posing as the cruise line
Speaker 1: to tell her we know what she did, which was
Speaker 1: cruel with us. In fact, it was so cool we
Speaker 1: took it a step further. No, you're gonna find out
Speaker 1: what happens in your phone. Tap right now on the twenties. Hello,
Speaker 1: Hi Rachel, please, Yes, this is she Rachel. This is
Speaker 1: Billy from Cruise Lines. How are you I I'm good,
Speaker 1: I'm good. How are you great? I'm calling to first
Speaker 1: of all, thank you for booking yet another cruise with us,
Speaker 1: almost nine months from today. I see, Yes, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: We had such a great time on our last cruise
Speaker 1: that we didn't even hesitate to go again. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: this time we're going on the Bahamas. So I'm really
Speaker 1: excited about that. Yeah. Sometimes too excited. Huh. Now, I
Speaker 1: think cruises are just great. We had a very good time.
Speaker 1: That's why we're rebooking. Could tell we could tell you
Speaker 1: had fun. I'm a little confused. What's going on here?
Speaker 1: Are you offering me from promotion? It's a little bit
Speaker 1: of an uncomfortable conversation that I need to have with you. See.
Speaker 1: I've had a video come to my attention and it's
Speaker 1: you in the video, and I assume your husband, how
Speaker 1: do I say, getting busy on the Aloha deck? Can
Speaker 1: you say that again? It's you and your husband on
Speaker 1: a surveillance camera, just going at it. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: so you know what I'm talking about. Look, I don't
Speaker 1: know what to say about this. This is not our
Speaker 1: normal behavior, this is not who we are. As you
Speaker 1: know and cruisers you can have a good old time,
Speaker 1: and apparently we did. Yeah, And I'm just gonna tell you, okay,
Speaker 1: make you feel a little better. In my non work,
Speaker 1: unprofessional opinion between you and me, it was hot. Now
Speaker 1: you're being kind as we've been married a long time.
Speaker 1: That's why I was really really out of the norm.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you, you look like newly weds in
Speaker 1: this video, and I don't want you to be embarrassed
Speaker 1: because it's, okay, unbelievable. It's not the first time, it's
Speaker 1: not the first time or the last time that we've
Speaker 1: spotted some elicit activity. I don't know what to say
Speaker 1: in my defense because we are not racy people and
Speaker 1: we wouldn't do anything to ever embarrass the cruise line.
Speaker 1: I hope this just stays between us, because I would
Speaker 1: hate to be banned from your cruise line because of this. No,
Speaker 1: you have the wrong idea here. I'm not looking to
Speaker 1: ban you. I'm actually looking for a trade of sorts,
Speaker 1: a trade of some sorts. Yeah, I and what that
Speaker 1: means is okay. So we won't press charges or ban
Speaker 1: you as long as we're allowed to use the video
Speaker 1: of you in an online promotional campaign. Oh my god, exciting,
Speaker 1: isn't it? I knew you would be embarrassing? Horrible? What No,
Speaker 1: I'd rather be banned. Oh listen, it's just at the
Speaker 1: average cruising age right now. I was like sixty two
Speaker 1: years old, So we believe by leaking this video, you
Speaker 1: know what, you got to stop there. You got to
Speaker 1: stop there, because there's nothing you can say that's going
Speaker 1: to make me comfortable with putting this out. Nothing would
Speaker 1: be you would be. You would be like the Kim
Speaker 1: Kardashian of cruise lines. I don't need it. I am
Speaker 1: so uncomfortable with this conversation. I don't know where this
Speaker 1: is going. Where's going? It's going viral? That's the Oh no,
Speaker 1: I had kids? Did you hear me? Did you hear
Speaker 1: any kids? Very? Woe? Press charges? This is not this
Speaker 1: is horrible. I'm embarrassed for what I did, and you
Speaker 1: want to exploit it. The dolphin tattoo near your rear end,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how calose are those cameras obviously. Well,
Speaker 1: i'ven't that had a breach of privacy. No, I mean
Speaker 1: it was a very public place that you were doing it,
Speaker 1: and I've had it on loop in my office since Thursday.
Speaker 1: I'm not getting any work done here. You're you're a
Speaker 1: weird You're weird, and on this conversation, cancel my crew. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I hear what you're saying. The lighting wasn't very good
Speaker 1: in the surveillance video. What if we set you up?
Speaker 1: Have you make another video, you know, driving the boat.
Speaker 1: I am done lighting professional photo, and you're lucky not
Speaker 1: talking to my husband because this conversation would not have
Speaker 1: done as not. Actually, actually, I've already spoken with your
Speaker 1: husband Cole, and he's going to be really disappointed that
Speaker 1: you said no. When did you try to him when
Speaker 1: he contacted us to do a prank phone call on you?
Speaker 1: Why is all a joke. My name's actually broke from
Speaker 1: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, we're
Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you, thank god, thank god.
Speaker 1: But he did tell us about what happened on the
Speaker 1: Aloha deck. Holy I didn't know crisis could be so exciting. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: just supposed to tell anybody. Okay, oh my, I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, have fun in the Bahamas, but not too much,
Speaker 1: if you know what I mean. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: let that happen again. Yeah, wake up every morning with
Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. There's a lot of unwritten rules about
Speaker 1: how to properly behave in a movie theater. For example,
Speaker 1: put your phone on silent. Yeah, no talking once the
Speaker 1: previews start, and whatever you do. Never ever try to
Speaker 1: sneak in some old seafood inside your specifically looking at you. Brooke. Yeah,
Speaker 1: nobody wants to smell your crock pot of oyster chow. Okay,
Speaker 1: but if you tasted it, I know, I know. Mama's
Speaker 1: trying to save money, but good God, spare us the pain. Clear,
Speaker 1: there's a handful of Steve with butter. It's too much.
Speaker 1: It's too much with the movie theater. Oh god, well,
Speaker 1: one of our listeners things he may have accidentally ruined
Speaker 1: his entire date because of what he did in the
Speaker 1: movie theater. No, it's it's not anything that's specifically banned
Speaker 1: and has nothing to do with seafood. But it's also
Speaker 1: not a great look either. You're gonna find out what
Speaker 1: happened in your second date update, Second date up date.
Speaker 1: We all have unique things that we find attractive in
Speaker 1: other people. Like for Alexis, she always checks the guy's
Speaker 1: pants to make sure that he has an enormous wallet. Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: I chet for something else. I don't not do that.
Speaker 1: I think she checks for a lot of For Jose,
Speaker 1: he's looking for a lady, preferably a breathing one. But
Speaker 1: it's not a deal break, it's not and breath. Yes.
Speaker 1: For brook Well, she's taken. Yeah, or at least that's
Speaker 1: what the missing posters of her husband's taken call anytime.
Speaker 1: I guess. One of our listeners, Greg has kind of
Speaker 1: a unique turn on that drew him into a certain lady. Greg,
Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Hey, thanks for having me. Welcome.
Speaker 1: Where did you find this lovely lady? So? I found
Speaker 1: her on a dating appo? Really pretty, she seems funny, smart,
Speaker 1: But I really am into juggling. I love I watch
Speaker 1: a lot of it just juggling videos on YouTube, and
Speaker 1: she she's an amateur juggler. So I thought that that
Speaker 1: was really really cool. Yeah, that's a match made right there.
Speaker 1: So do you juggle or do you just watch other
Speaker 1: people do it? No, I am a strict spectator. I
Speaker 1: can't juggle, but I watched hours of juggling videos on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Way like its watch people juggle. You're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: when women do, it's very I think it's very seductive
Speaker 1: when you watch a woman juggle, and there's some videos
Speaker 1: where they will juggle axes, it gets. It gets very
Speaker 1: hope that doesn't turn you off. And then it's like, oh, man,
Speaker 1: did you hear his voice when he started talking about
Speaker 1: it's very It's just it's very intense. I suggest you
Speaker 1: watch some of the videos. You'll see what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: I think we get it now. But let's move on
Speaker 1: from So did we learn her name yet? Oh? Katie? Okay, Katie, okay.
Speaker 1: What did you and Katie end up doing for a day. Well,
Speaker 1: we had a plan for the evening, so we started
Speaker 1: at a bar. We had a couple of quick drinks
Speaker 1: and we Our plan was to see a movie and
Speaker 1: it was it was great. She shows up and I
Speaker 1: joked around with her because when we were messaging, I said, oh,
Speaker 1: you should bring some of your your juggling gear. That'd
Speaker 1: be fun. I think she thought I was joking. I
Speaker 1: was serious. But whatever, that's fine, or all the different
Speaker 1: concessions from the movie. It's funny you say that. I
Speaker 1: tried at the bar. I tried seeing if she'd do
Speaker 1: a couple of tricks, but she was embarrassed with them.
Speaker 1: But anyway, your boy define anyway. I know we're kind
Speaker 1: of like rushing past that real quickly, but I feel
Speaker 1: like that actually could be the reason why she's not
Speaker 1: calling you back, if you're like juggling all sorts of
Speaker 1: weird stuff. Man, No, she I think she totally enjoyed that.
Speaker 1: I appreciated that. I think it's one of those things
Speaker 1: that's overlooked, and I don't think it was that Okay,
Speaker 1: as I looked back on it and thought about it,
Speaker 1: you know what could have gone wrong with the date?
Speaker 1: I think I diagnosed it. Okay, you seem like a
Speaker 1: very analytical person, So what do you got? Well, so
Speaker 1: I think I didn't get a call back because that
Speaker 1: towards the end of the movie, the main character dies
Speaker 1: and I cried. I kind of like, had do you
Speaker 1: heaving sobs? Yeah, bro, I'm the same in movies dude,
Speaker 1: I did commercials will make me. Do you think you're
Speaker 1: like too ugly of a criers? Well, no, I think
Speaker 1: it was. It was very appropriate. But I noticed her,
Speaker 1: noticed me crying, and she just brusquely turned away from
Speaker 1: me and looked back at the screen. And I thought,
Speaker 1: I thought, geez, this would have been a moment. There
Speaker 1: might have been some compassion or a pretty vulnerable moment
Speaker 1: for your bro. Well, it could have been. Maybe she
Speaker 1: turned away because she was worried she was going to
Speaker 1: start crying too, see and you cry, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know. It was just it was very intensive. I
Speaker 1: just got this energy sense that perhaps that made her
Speaker 1: uncomfortable or I'm not sure what, or maybe she was
Speaker 1: worried that you were going to ask her to juggle
Speaker 1: your tears happy again. I didn't know. I didn't do
Speaker 1: anything like that. So you're saying, after the after the
Speaker 1: crying in the movie, the mood shifted, Yeah, it shifted.
Speaker 1: So I of course I walked her to her car,
Speaker 1: and as I pondered the evening, which I thought, overall
Speaker 1: was a really wonderful night, I went in for a
Speaker 1: kiss and she turned her cheek, which, of course, at
Speaker 1: the first date. That's understandable, so I kind of pissed her, like, nose,
Speaker 1: were you still snow from all the cry previously? No,
Speaker 1: I always carry I have a handkerchief that I always
Speaker 1: carry with me. Okay, you were done heaving and sobbing
Speaker 1: at that point. Yeah, I mean I was still carrying
Speaker 1: the effect of the finale of the film. But you know,
Speaker 1: I composed myself by the time we got to the
Speaker 1: parking lot, and I said I wanted to see her
Speaker 1: again because we had such a great time. I cracked
Speaker 1: a joke about the juggling, which I thought added some levity,
Speaker 1: and I just I have not heard from her since.
Speaker 1: That's okay, I mean overall, dude, you sound like a
Speaker 1: pretty good guy. Yeah, I need to ask, like I
Speaker 1: do with everybody on these second dates, where were your pants?
Speaker 1: Were they on or were they off at any point?
Speaker 1: Because sometimes that can be a deal breaker. I actually
Speaker 1: always wear my pants. I would never act in that
Speaker 1: kind of inappropriate You're at a higher level than a
Speaker 1: lot of the people that we talked to already, So
Speaker 1: I was I was wearing pants in the dress shirt,
Speaker 1: so I thought I very appropriate. Paints and a dress shirt.
Speaker 1: Now you're taking it over the time. Who are you
Speaker 1: trying to impress? It's a dark feeder. Yes, Okay, See
Speaker 1: a lot of people think I'm weird too and they
Speaker 1: don't get me. But maybe maybe you and I are
Speaker 1: kind of kindred spirits. And that sounds like, let's let's
Speaker 1: play a song. We'll come back, we'll call, we'll try,
Speaker 1: we'll try and do it. I'll promise, but we'll call
Speaker 1: Katie for you and try and get to the second
Speaker 1: day up date. Okay, okay, thank you second if you're
Speaker 1: just joining us for the second date. We've been talking
Speaker 1: to Greg about his movie date with a woman named Katie,
Speaker 1: and Greg from the first part sounds like a really nice,
Speaker 1: upstanding guy who likes to wear his emotions on his
Speaker 1: sleeve and put his balls up in the air because
Speaker 1: one of his favorite things is to watch people juggle.
Speaker 1: Thank you, and can we start with that next time?
Speaker 1: Was it too a little much? It was a little much.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying. Katie is an amateur juggler. He actually
Speaker 1: asked her to show offer skills a couple times during
Speaker 1: the date, but Greg says the real awkward moment may
Speaker 1: have been when he cried during the movie Buddy, and
Speaker 1: he used the term heaving sobs to describe it. So
Speaker 1: he's worried maybe it was a bit much, and that's
Speaker 1: why when he went in at the end of the
Speaker 1: night for the kiss, she turned her face and he
Speaker 1: just got that nose cheek crease. Kiss waits for the record,
Speaker 1: still counts as a kiss. Okay, as long as the
Speaker 1: lips make contact, you make contact with the body. Okay,
Speaker 1: the kiss, you do it. Okay, Yes, I'm just want
Speaker 1: to get to the bottom of it. Okay, Okay. I
Speaker 1: take some deep breaths. Man. I mean, she may say
Speaker 1: something you might not want to hear, so just be ready. Okay. Right,
Speaker 1: he's breathing. Yeah, that's good. Okay, that's good. Another underrated
Speaker 1: skill to have. So you keep breathing. We're gonna call
Speaker 1: Katie for you and see what she has to say.
Speaker 1: All right. This might actually be more of a challenge
Speaker 1: than I was thinking before the start, but we'll tell
Speaker 1: you when to come in. Okay, you just keep doing
Speaker 1: your thing. Here we go. Hello. Hey is this Katie? Um? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Hey Katie. My name's Jeff from the radio show Broken
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. Okay, Hi, Hey, Hey, Katie, the
Speaker 1: whole show is here and we all want to talk.
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard our show before? Katie? No? Sorry,
Speaker 1: it's okay, good morning. We got a podcast too, you
Speaker 1: can check out on Spotify. It's fun. Okay, yeah, she's no. Okay. Well,
Speaker 1: we're also in the middle of a segment right now
Speaker 1: called a second date Update. And Okay, somebody that you
Speaker 1: went out with recently really wants to see you again
Speaker 1: and been having a hard time reaching you. All right,
Speaker 1: any idea who I might be talking about? Um? Is
Speaker 1: it Greg? Hey? Okay, look at that. You're right, he's
Speaker 1: on your mind. Huh Um, he wasn't. But Greg, Greg
Speaker 1: seems like a sweet guy. Did you have a good time? Um?
Speaker 1: I mean it was okay, yeah, that's all right. So
Speaker 1: we're trying to help Greg figure out if if there
Speaker 1: is anything wrong or if there's something that he could
Speaker 1: improve on. We just want to know what the date
Speaker 1: was like from your perspective, right, Um. Now, he's a
Speaker 1: very nice guy. Um. Good, He's just I don't know,
Speaker 1: he's not really my type, you like, physically not that
Speaker 1: attracted to him? Or is it more of a personality
Speaker 1: difference between you two? Yeah, it's more personality. He just
Speaker 1: kind of he's just like a very straightforward, literal person
Speaker 1: like I like to be spontaneous and have fun. And
Speaker 1: you know, there was one point we were getting drinks.
Speaker 1: Then I was like, oh, let's do a shot, and
Speaker 1: he just asked for a glass of ice, and he
Speaker 1: poured his over ice and sipped it with a straw
Speaker 1: while for a while. Oh yeah, I just it's classy.
Speaker 1: You know, he doesn't want to get trashed on his
Speaker 1: first date with you. Maybe what was the movie? Like?
Speaker 1: Was that okay? I guess he told you everything already. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we went to a movie and it was just a
Speaker 1: little bit weird because like, right before it's starting, he
Speaker 1: just leans over. It's like, by the way, I've read
Speaker 1: the book already, so I know the whole story. That's okay, though,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, sometimes movies are different than books,
Speaker 1: and if you read the whole book, then you're even
Speaker 1: more invested a lot of times in seeing the movie.
Speaker 1: It's hard to find a movie that's not based on
Speaker 1: something else. Right now, nothing's original anymore. Is that bad
Speaker 1: for you? I think it's a little bit weird because
Speaker 1: he already knows the story and like towards the end
Speaker 1: of the movie, main character dies and it's kind of
Speaker 1: like a long drawn out thing though, and he started
Speaker 1: just like falling. Once it started. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I know he's not going to pull through now. I mean,
Speaker 1: from what it sounds like, he's kind of a straight laced,
Speaker 1: uptight guy, and you're more of a laid back, you know,
Speaker 1: loose type of lady. Words like you, yeah, flowing lady.
Speaker 1: I think what Jeffrey's trying to say is it sometimes
Speaker 1: opposites attract. Yeah, right, Like in fact, I think your
Speaker 1: opposite is on the other line right now, looking to
Speaker 1: attract over to you as we speak. What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? Tell her that he's on the phone. Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: I'll be straight laced. He's on the other phone line,
Speaker 1: and he would he's on line five, and he would
Speaker 1: like right now, Hi, Katie. Oh my god, this is
Speaker 1: good to hear your voice high. Hello, it's Greg. It's Greg.
Speaker 1: She he sounds different, dude, Why do you sound different? Greg?
Speaker 1: I was holding my breath. Oh wow, okay, I'm also
Speaker 1: I'm admittedly nervous. It's really good to hear your voice, Katie.
Speaker 1: You sound really but do you hearing the stuff she
Speaker 1: was saying. Well, I mean I did take notes. I
Speaker 1: just one thing I wanted to clarify. But that's shot.
Speaker 1: You might not know this, Your audience might not know this.
Speaker 1: If you drink through a straw, you actually get a
Speaker 1: little more of a buzz. And Okay. The second thing
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say is I've seen this film. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna confess I've seen it actually twice. I had
Speaker 1: the com emotional reaction both times, which I think confirms
Speaker 1: that it's a pretty profound film. And I think it
Speaker 1: justifies the Katie, feel free to jump in at any
Speaker 1: time whenever you feel like talking. Go ahead. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is um, Greg, this is not a good look for you.
Speaker 1: Why did you want this on the radio. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's bad. I don't think anybody's hating on him, Katie,
Speaker 1: Like it didn't even sound like I mean, you just
Speaker 1: had some mismatches on your personality. Well, heck, I'm sure
Speaker 1: that there's things that that Greg probably saw that may
Speaker 1: have kind of been flaws about you. Well, if I
Speaker 1: may to answer your question, I wasn't. I wasn't to
Speaker 1: air them out. I just first wanted to say, Katie,
Speaker 1: I know you're you're more spontaneous than me. You're in
Speaker 1: the moment an improviser. But on average that personality touch
Speaker 1: they die four point eight years than someone who is
Speaker 1: organized prepared. That's a statistical fact. I see you're saying
Speaker 1: her time is running short, so she better date you
Speaker 1: while she still can't. And when when that's personality type
Speaker 1: is complimented with someone who's an organizer and is prepared,
Speaker 1: you actually see an increase in the average age. Also,
Speaker 1: like Greg is going to increase your lifetime. That is
Speaker 1: actually probably the best like ploy or like that's right,
Speaker 1: sounds like a threat, like get with me, or you're
Speaker 1: gonna die, saying he'll compliment your your personality, he'll help
Speaker 1: you live longer. Statistics aside, Katie, like just focus on
Speaker 1: did you have fun with him? I mean, not the best.
Speaker 1: Let's go back to the stats. Then let's focus on
Speaker 1: the statistics a little clinical. How about I think someday, Katie,
Speaker 1: you're gonna want to hike up a very dangerous cliff
Speaker 1: and he's going to be there to stop you from
Speaker 1: doing that, because statistically not a great decision. Yes, you
Speaker 1: need someone like that in your life. How did this work?
Speaker 1: Did he pay you guys to do this? If he
Speaker 1: had more money, would you be more interested? Maybe, Well,
Speaker 1: he will offer to send you guys out on a date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we'll pay for it. I feel like Greg really
Speaker 1: deserves a second shot. If anything, he could be a friend,
Speaker 1: you know, like if it came down to it. But like,
Speaker 1: he's an interesting dude. I think if he loosens up
Speaker 1: just a little, Yeah, I think I broke it down.
Speaker 1: It looks to me if seventy five percent of our
Speaker 1: evening was fun, we had twenty percent that was silence
Speaker 1: of the film and five percent I would argue that
Speaker 1: was awkward. That seems like a pretty strong argument for.
Speaker 1: And then if you add with that, basically this would
Speaker 1: be a free state. Oh, I mean it's gonna be
Speaker 1: fun at least, science says Katie. You got to go
Speaker 1: out with Greg. It certainly turned me on, so you
Speaker 1: should definitely say yes. If the sciences, I gotta do it.
Speaker 1: I will give it one more shot. Science, what are you?
Speaker 1: What's going on over there? Oh we're gonna Oh, this
Speaker 1: is gonna be fun. I'm going I'll have two shots,
Speaker 1: and I won't use a stripe promise. And then we're
Speaker 1: gonna have sex. Oh, I guaranteed, Can I change my mind?
Speaker 1: That was a joke that he jokes a lot, broking
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. You know, there's people that you
Speaker 1: want to root for in life. I just and then
Speaker 1: there's Greg the guys you really want to lose that
Speaker 1: I got say like that, bro even that last line
Speaker 1: that he I mean, his little statement in the end there,
Speaker 1: but still I love him. He's in a wild time.
Speaker 1: Who knew that you could take can know to a yes,
Speaker 1: just by throwing out life expectancy. You date me, You're
Speaker 1: gonna live four point eight years longer if they are
Speaker 1: in a relationship. There are going to be so many
Speaker 1: PowerPoint presentations. Yeah, and its bread cheets. This is why
Speaker 1: we should go to my parents for christ. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: doesn't even matter if it's actually backed by true science.
Speaker 1: It's still hot. We actually didn't fact check him at all.
Speaker 1: We didn't know. We believed everything. We don't fact check anything.
Speaker 1: That's why you shouldn't believe everything. And when was the
Speaker 1: last time we've had anybody come on and cheer at
Speaker 1: the end saying I'm gonna have sex? Yeah? All right, Well,
Speaker 1: I think it doesn't happen enough more of that in
Speaker 1: this world, calling out to all the uptight, rigid men.
Speaker 1: Yeah we want you. Yeah, okay, yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: how we ended up there, but yes, I'm hurting for
Speaker 1: great end with that. And remember, if you want to
Speaker 1: get a second date, update email us and we can
Speaker 1: call that person who's not calling you. Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. I've been singing songs on the radio
Speaker 1: now for years. Oh my goshd has it been a decade.
Speaker 1: I stopped counting. You get more spins and some hardiest yea,
Speaker 1: and no money for it. It's awesome and no money. Recently,
Speaker 1: there was a comment on our Instagram, which you should
Speaker 1: follow by the way out Brook and Jeffrey, and it said,
Speaker 1: why don't you do one song where all four of
Speaker 1: you sing it together? Interesting? I used to be inquired.
Speaker 1: I'd well, I can probably show you why we won't
Speaker 1: do that. Right now, let's just let's just give him
Speaker 1: a quick sample. So Alexis Alexis, give us Alexis tone
Speaker 1: deaf guy, give us a note. Okay, big breath and
Speaker 1: just hold it as long as you can. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: jump on that same note. Brook get in there and
Speaker 1: as usual, I'm gonna be on top. Okay, alright, we
Speaker 1: officially lost all of our listeners. Good job. The whole
Speaker 1: song like that if someone came in, My friends, is
Speaker 1: exactly why we will never sing a song together on
Speaker 1: this show. I think that's why we should listen to
Speaker 1: every text. Work is gonna blow up for lastic hit.
Speaker 1: But for now, we're just gonna do another solo edition
Speaker 1: of my song of the Week that's coming up at
Speaker 1: A ten. It's time for me to put my song
Speaker 1: where my mouth is because it's song of the week.
Speaker 1: Time does a song come out of somewhere else? Sometimes,
Speaker 1: don't act like you don't know where. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: excited that it's the mouth. Yeah, you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: look back at some of the previous videos to find those.
Speaker 1: But what's on the docket today, Oh God, here it
Speaker 1: comes in already. Get out the petroleum jelly and the
Speaker 1: medical strength aspirin. Because we're approaching the holiday season, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukah, Kwanza,
Speaker 1: winter Break, all of its coming right down the pike.
Speaker 1: We're shoving it down. That's why we need the petroleum
Speaker 1: jelly and need that aspirin to deal with the headaches
Speaker 1: that come with it, And according to an annual holiday survey,
Speaker 1: only thirty one percent of families planned to take some
Speaker 1: kind of trip between November and mid January this year.
Speaker 1: Last year that number was up at forty two percent. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everyone was out. Economy is ruined, ruining vacations us be
Speaker 1: like everybody was going to be traveling somewhere. But now
Speaker 1: I guess people are just over it leaving. The number
Speaker 1: one reason is financial concerns. The number two reason they
Speaker 1: say they prefer to spend money on other things, which
Speaker 1: sounds a lot like a financial concern to me. So
Speaker 1: I think the people that did this survey really screwed up.
Speaker 1: But I'm guessing that's somewhere on the giant list of
Speaker 1: reasons people don't want to go anywhere now is because,
Speaker 1: let's be real, going to the airport sucks. Oh god,
Speaker 1: it is soul sucking. I mean the whole thing, getting there,
Speaker 1: waiting in lines, the oops, I dropped my passport, and
Speaker 1: then a family of four rolls over it with their
Speaker 1: greasy luggage cart, and then you finally make it to
Speaker 1: your gate and get on the plane, and the experience
Speaker 1: only gets worse from there. But still millions of people
Speaker 1: all over the country, all over the world are going
Speaker 1: to have to just suck it up and deal with it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yeah, Alexis has taken over a long flight,
Speaker 1: aren't you. Yeah? Yeah, where are you going? Yeah? Oh
Speaker 1: with the family alone exactly here takes their money, but
Speaker 1: the other way. But Alexis, you're going to be one
Speaker 1: of those people who needs a song that captures the
Speaker 1: true pain and despair of modern air travel. Yeah, especially
Speaker 1: because we know she's flying economy. She'd probably be a
Speaker 1: cargo if she could do there. But that's why, for
Speaker 1: all the people that are going to be flying over
Speaker 1: the holiday season, instead of singing the number one hit
Speaker 1: by Little nass X Old Town Road, it's Young Jeffrey's
Speaker 1: airplane mode, Brace yourself. Travel season is here. We need
Speaker 1: to buckle our seat belt and I'm gonna point when
Speaker 1: i'm ready points. This is the last cool for passengers
Speaker 1: traveling to Rome on flight five seven one. Any remaining
Speaker 1: passengers please go immediately to gate twelve. Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put my phone into airplane mode. Ah in my neck
Speaker 1: peelof couldn't get a seat in the exit role I'm
Speaker 1: crammed tied tout si roll with my luggage on the rack.
Speaker 1: They said, I overpacked credit card, got max from the
Speaker 1: extra fees attached. Then security randomly picked me, just like
Speaker 1: as a dentist. They explored my cavity. Had they ever
Speaker 1: cleaned this carpet? Little lapdogs market, When we're gonna get departed?
Speaker 1: Preboard is starting, Welcome in first class or Premium start
Speaker 1: after Golden Medallion members, disney landfast passers, children under two,
Speaker 1: Please boomers wearing blue cheese, anyone named Susy. When the
Speaker 1: hell is grouped, tray table feels uncurday b seat roll thirday,
Speaker 1: every sir is here, scenes thirty small cups' thursty gonna
Speaker 1: champ out the safety video. Teach me how do you
Speaker 1: use the seat buck. I'm gonna make my chance slightly
Speaker 1: comfortable reclining down, baling in short song. Elbows always pummeled
Speaker 1: by the drink cart in flight movies. Cut out all
Speaker 1: the good pucks. Snap a blurry photo out the window
Speaker 1: with my camera and my magazines. I'm about the hottest
Speaker 1: bus in Tampa till my pretzels cast that wall. Because
Speaker 1: the seat back pocket is way too small, found in ashtray.
Speaker 1: How is the plane that old? I better pop some
Speaker 1: more time. I'm off trying to take a nap, sitting vertical.
Speaker 1: I close my eyes now my neck is so sipping
Speaker 1: bottled water. Paint ain't bus fall the kidnn It kicks
Speaker 1: like row. No go lock the back through them in
Speaker 1: old row and stand in line for the bathroomstall. Not
Speaker 1: a real great space for a cluster of foe. Man,
Speaker 1: I get scared when the flush sound goes, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: so aggressive it so I'm not gonna love it when
Speaker 1: you're actually sitting on that plane trying to plug your
Speaker 1: ears from the toilet flushing of sound. Download it, I
Speaker 1: download it on something, can't. I just love that? That
Speaker 1: was amazing light. I remember the last one I took
Speaker 1: there was the old credit card swipe call phone on
Speaker 1: there were we so able to fly this thing. It's
Speaker 1: like fifty years old. Just pre call ahead to your
Speaker 1: family and to be like it's probably not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I'm probably not gonna last. But if you're gonna be
Speaker 1: flying this holiday season, you need this song touched into
Speaker 1: seven eighty five nine two. Tell us what you thought
Speaker 1: about it. We're gonna have the video up on the
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey TikTok on our YouTube on Instagram, all
Speaker 1: of it at Brooke and Jeffrey. It'll put the lyrics
Speaker 1: up there for you. So if you're traveling, God be
Speaker 1: with you. Coming up right after this, Broke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning got a text into seven eighty five
Speaker 1: nine two that says, my secret to successful air travel
Speaker 1: used to be a thermis full of vodka, Zanix and
Speaker 1: sleeping pills. The traffect to there. They say, Now I
Speaker 1: just get on the plane, sit down and chloroform myself.
Speaker 1: Oh how is that safer? I mean, at least get
Speaker 1: one of the flight attendants to chloroform you. I watch
Speaker 1: you do it when I'm expecting you. Yeah, behind me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good traveling experience. But if you missed it.
Speaker 1: Instead of sing in Little nos Sex's Old Town Road,
Speaker 1: I did my own version called airplane Mode for everyone
Speaker 1: who's going to be traveling over the next few months.
Speaker 1: It was so great, And you have to suffer by
Speaker 1: waiting through throngs of people at the airport and in
Speaker 1: the planes. And I know we're getting a lot of
Speaker 1: text here, Brook, what are you sing? Oh? God? We
Speaker 1: had this one, says Hi, crew. Lucky for me, I
Speaker 1: fly private, so I don't have to deal with all
Speaker 1: the nonsense jeff saying about. Please let Brook know I'll
Speaker 1: see her next week on the tarmac for her trip.
Speaker 1: That's why you chose this is I don't know what
Speaker 1: I know how to say it in English. I only
Speaker 1: have two houses over there. But if you like the song,
Speaker 1: if you missed it, or if you want to share
Speaker 1: it with a fellow traveler over the holidays, then go
Speaker 1: to Brooke and Jeffrey on TikTok, Facebook, Insta, subscribe to
Speaker 1: our YouTube. All of it's at Brooke and Jeffrey and
Speaker 1: you can see video of me singing it along with
Speaker 1: my co host Brooke and Jeffrey. In the morning. We're
Speaker 1: celebrating Veterans Day today, all the men and women who've
Speaker 1: served in the US Armed Forces on the anniversary of
Speaker 1: World War One. Yeah, is that the end? I didn't
Speaker 1: realize the Veterans Day was the anniversary of the end,
Speaker 1: I hope of World War One. Yet the world it
Speaker 1: was when it was over. Okay, And you know what
Speaker 1: veterans love is trivia. My dad, Actually he was a
Speaker 1: marine and he loves trivia. So that's how we're going
Speaker 1: to celebrate today on wyn Brooks Bucks with somebody who
Speaker 1: also loves trivia and veterans. Brittany from Shelton. Welcome to
Speaker 1: the show, Brittany. I I'm still going through my head, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: of all the veterans I know, like my brother in
Speaker 1: law was in the Navy, also a trivia lover. Could
Speaker 1: your statement be true? Basing i've ever said, Brittany, how
Speaker 1: you doing today? I'm doing great? How are you? Are
Speaker 1: you nervous? I know a little bit. Okay, I can't
Speaker 1: tell she's nervous or she's just very stoic. Yeah. She
Speaker 1: just has a quiet calm about her, which is unlike
Speaker 1: any Brittany I've ever met. Ye, we're all rooting for you.
Speaker 1: Here are you ready? Okay? Here comes the police, Brittany.
Speaker 1: Are you okay? Okay? No, I don't free okay, cool, Okay,
Speaker 1: We're good then, okay, here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 1: Today is Veterans Day. What's the name of the national
Speaker 1: cemetery that honors nearly four hundred thousand fallen servicemen and women.
Speaker 1: The Greek physician Hippocrates is known as the father of what,
Speaker 1: the father of the land. What US state is closest
Speaker 1: to Maui? California Skeletor is the nemesis of what famous
Speaker 1: cartoons superhero Superman. That was pretty good. Yeah, Brooks, gonna
Speaker 1: come back in studio, Britnie. It says that you can
Speaker 1: do literally anything to cars. O. Well, no, I had
Speaker 1: to replace my serpanty out there on the side of
Speaker 1: the road. That sucks. I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 1: It sounds horrifunny. That's bad, as though I love it, Brittany. Oh, thanks,
Speaker 1: all right, and we'll call you if any of us
Speaker 1: breakdown and we need a little bit of heat. Brook
Speaker 1: It's your turn. Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Your
Speaker 1: time starts now. Today's Veterans Day. What's the name of
Speaker 1: the national cemetery that honors nearly four hundred thousand fallen
Speaker 1: servicemen and women? Oh my god, I'm spacing. Oh really
Speaker 1: really pass. The Greek physician Hippocrates is known as the
Speaker 1: father of what hypocrisy? Wow? The US state closest to Maui?
Speaker 1: What is it? Brooke? Oh God, that was the saddest
Speaker 1: game of bucks we've ever played on Veterans day, I
Speaker 1: felt bad about the question. Let's go to the scoreboard
Speaker 1: and see how you did with Jose. I am getting
Speaker 1: so tired of those stupid flanderstems bost It was your
Speaker 1: first time. You got in and you got two corrects.
Speaker 1: You beat me. Well done, Yes, Brooke, you only even
Speaker 1: got three attempts at questions. Tell me I get zero.
Speaker 1: I know, God, zero, big well done. Ashamed my whole family,
Speaker 1: I know. After going off about how much serviceman or an,
Speaker 1: I'm not even lying. I have had someone in the
Speaker 1: military of my family since the revolutione. No, what's the
Speaker 1: Revolutionary War? Yes, that was the very first one war. Well, no,
Speaker 1: revolutionary War. I have had family in the military since
Speaker 1: the Revolutionary War. Here's the answer. And maybe you can
Speaker 1: go visit some of your fallen relatives at Arlington National
Speaker 1: Cemetery and it's beautiful, beautiful. Oh my god, that was horrible.
Speaker 1: And then the Greek physician Hippocrates is not the father
Speaker 1: of hypocrisy, the father of medicine. That's where the Hippocratic
Speaker 1: earth comes from. The doctor's state. Yet the US state
Speaker 1: closest to Maui would be California two thousand, two hundred
Speaker 1: eighty six miles away, and Skeletor is the nemesis of
Speaker 1: the cartoons superhero he Man. You may have gotten that's
Speaker 1: the war I would know. Brittany. Congratulations. Not only do
Speaker 1: you get one hundred bucks, but just for playing, you
Speaker 1: also win a fifteen dollars fan Dango gift card. These
Speaker 1: fifteen dollars buys a lot of fans and even a
Speaker 1: partial Dango if I'm not mistaken, So enjoy buying your
Speaker 1: fans and Dango if your Fandango gift card. Oh, thank you. Congrats, Brittany,
Speaker 1: thank you for playing. We'll be back to the wyn
Speaker 1: Brooks Bucks same time on Monday. Jumping on the text
Speaker 1: board with the long apologies right now brooking Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning