Speaker 1: It's line just call me back. If you haven't heard
Speaker 1: the loser line before, It works like this. Let's say
Speaker 1: someone approaches you while you're out at the club and
Speaker 1: uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey, are you
Speaker 1: in automobiles? Because if you were a car, I totally
Speaker 1: wreck you sixty baby, and whatever you do, was this
Speaker 1: the urge to hook him up with your an gladys. Instead,
Speaker 1: tell him his jokes, remind you of the funny ones
Speaker 1: your uncle told that your grandpa's funeral a good man,
Speaker 1: and tell him that he should call you sometime. So
Speaker 1: hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play
Speaker 1: on the air. Voicemails like this one. Next message, Hello
Speaker 1: ah hello, trying to figure out what's going on here? Um?
Speaker 1: I thought we were supposed to go out um last
Speaker 1: night and anyway, um hello all right? Uh hello, oh,
Speaker 1: I'll try back later. That his very first voicemail ever,
Speaker 1: and it went pretty well, honestly for his first time. Say,
Speaker 1: considering being an old guy, you think he'd left a
Speaker 1: million of these before this time. What am I talking into?
Speaker 1: It's like a boxes. I can't figure it out. Next method,
Speaker 1: I remember breath the other night, and I spent almost
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars on you, and I told you all
Speaker 1: about my job and everything I do, and I was
Speaker 1: just trying to change and for you to basically give
Speaker 1: me this line, I think it's I think it's kind
Speaker 1: of wrong. And I really felt like we connected, especially
Speaker 1: for that fifteen minutes somewhere dancing. And I don't know,
Speaker 1: sup a bond that I've never sell it to anyone else?
Speaker 1: Who's give me a call back? He knew, he knew
Speaker 1: it was a loser line, and he still said, please
Speaker 1: give me a call back. He said this line. Oh,
Speaker 1: I thought it was like the line like the loser.
Speaker 1: I thought was call me that think girls owe them anything?
Speaker 1: Are hilarious? Like more terrible? Yeah? How many times has
Speaker 1: he made this exact same phone call to other women
Speaker 1: saying I spent one hundred dollars on you. I've never
Speaker 1: felt a bond like this with anybody else before. How
Speaker 1: come your phone numbers the same as all the other
Speaker 1: phone numbers all the other women? What's going on? We've
Speaker 1: heard this guy before. Remember, you can get a special
Speaker 1: Loser line number if you text the word loser l
Speaker 1: O s e er to seven eight five nine to
Speaker 1: give it out to somebody who doesn't know what the
Speaker 1: hell is going on at the bar so he can
Speaker 1: call it and leave an awkward voicemail that we can
Speaker 1: play like this one next message, Hey, um your number
Speaker 1: week You know chatim when we met and seemed like
Speaker 1: there was a little bit of a vibe, and so
Speaker 1: I was calling to see if maybe you might want
Speaker 1: to help my grandma out. And part of that is
Speaker 1: helping her clean. You know, it's my weekend to go
Speaker 1: over and just to basically help give her a sponge bath.
Speaker 1: And I know it's a little bit gross, you know,
Speaker 1: old people who wrinkle skin, but you said you were
Speaker 1: an expetition, so I know you're used to dealing with
Speaker 1: people's skin and it's kind of like a nurse. So
Speaker 1: I thought maybe this might not be too far out
Speaker 1: there for you, and I can offer you a few
Speaker 1: bucks to help if you want to grow twenty thirty
Speaker 1: bucks away anyway, Hopefully it's not too weird. You have
Speaker 1: my number. Well that's what the dating scene has come
Speaker 1: to now. Guys are in bars trying to get discounts
Speaker 1: on somebody to wash their grandma. You've done lashes before, right, Actually,
Speaker 1: sponge my grandma. You know me. Hey Crystal, it's um,
Speaker 1: there's a poetry slam thing going on tonight, and I mean,
Speaker 1: I think you would really dig it. Like I don't
Speaker 1: know how much you you really know about slam poetry.
Speaker 1: So like, I've been working on this thing and I
Speaker 1: kind of wanted to read it out for you. Hold on, cool,
Speaker 1: Breeze slaps me in the mouth. She walks in, indifferent
Speaker 1: as an alley Cat, but curious like an alien Space Jam. Yeah. Yeah, so, um,
Speaker 1: that's something you'd be interested in doing. Like we should
Speaker 1: totally go wow, don't act like you didn't know, Brook.
Speaker 1: I feel like I need to apologize to all of
Speaker 1: our female listeners who just had their panties fly off
Speaker 1: when they heard that. It doesn't get anymore erotic than
Speaker 1: a space Jam reference and a slam poetry. I mean,
Speaker 1: we're laughing, but we just don't get it because we're
Speaker 1: not I'm smart enough, I feel that way. I'm like,
Speaker 1: is that why I don't get it? I missed you
Speaker 1: Space Jam Alley Cats. Next message, Hey, Mark, I haven't
Speaker 1: heard from you. It's it's I remember that you said
Speaker 1: you liked the Simpsons, so I wanted to have my
Speaker 1: friend Marge call you directly. She's gonna let you know
Speaker 1: that I'm a catch hold on. I'll put her on
Speaker 1: the phone. Him Mark, it's so quick to meet you.
Speaker 1: You are really gonna write Owen. Oh wait, look, Maggie
Speaker 1: wants to tell you she's awesome to here you go mad.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, feeling Marge hurts my freaking's throat. I
Speaker 1: sound like one of her sisters. Next sister Lap at
Speaker 1: the end was pretty odd. Yeah, every one, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love that she put the baby on Maggie and
Speaker 1: it's just sucking pacifier. Definitely the all time sexiest edition
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