Speaker 1: O MG pslaf guy. My god, what's the name of
Speaker 1: my candle? Yes? Because it's Broken Jeffrey's Candles for a
Speaker 1: Car Okay, I love it. Yeah, And if you didn't
Speaker 1: catch on, I like double hearted? Is that what you do? No,
Speaker 1: don't do that, but you still going to broken Jeffrey
Speaker 1: dot com, which I got the other sense we have too,
Speaker 1: and we're going to start the show right now. Cool.
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, guys, but I got a
Speaker 1: really weird work email yesterday with the subject parking ticket refund.
Speaker 1: Oh I got that too. You got one too? You didn't, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it said, dear car registrant. This notice is to inform
Speaker 1: you that you were sited with a serious traffic violation
Speaker 1: in Ramsey County. If you choose to contest your citation,
Speaker 1: you must do so by clicking here to contact your
Speaker 1: local Department of Motor Vehicles. It was obviously a scam,
Speaker 1: just like we all deleted it your local department. Yeah,
Speaker 1: specific you are well. I don't know. Maybe they're just
Speaker 1: trying not to like out me. No click the link
Speaker 1: show No click, I haven't, but should I know? No?
Speaker 1: I don't want to have unpaid parking tickets? Or whatever
Speaker 1: and become a nuisance to the system in that county,
Speaker 1: whatever county says, Maybe I don't remember. It's possible, all right, Jeff,
Speaker 1: It's better to be safe. I think I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: click it. And what's the worst that could happen? At you?
Speaker 1: Just count me down? Guys, here we go. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: click it. Three two one He wants a fishing care
Speaker 1: for WCII visit? Did you send that to us? To
Speaker 1: the man, we have two viral sound bites, only enough
Speaker 1: time to play one of them, so let's just get
Speaker 1: to your choices. Made us count them down. Your first
Speaker 1: stop ship is a thirty nine second clip of a
Speaker 1: talented J pop band singing never Gonna give You Up
Speaker 1: in an epic Japanese style Rick roll, I love it?
Speaker 1: Or you can go with option two, a thirteen second
Speaker 1: clip of two third grade boys doing maybe the biggest
Speaker 1: ding dong ditch fail of all time. So time to vote.
Speaker 1: Is it J pop dream or pathetic preteens ditch? Okay Brook?
Speaker 1: What do you say? Okay, Jose I love immature pranks.
Speaker 1: I gotta go with the teams, all right, you've decided,
Speaker 1: let's hear the sound of two third grade boys doing
Speaker 1: maybe the biggest ding dong ditch fail of all time.
Speaker 1: Before I play the clip, just picture these two kids
Speaker 1: standing in front of a ring doorbell. Come, it's not
Speaker 1: going to work well, this video should be no, because
Speaker 1: there's camera. I'll cover the camera. Camera bust prank ever
Speaker 1: cleans have before I'm jeff lick it. Don't click it
Speaker 1: to Bud. Let's just get into the shot collar question
Speaker 1: of the day. If you got a bucket full of names,
Speaker 1: you're gonna draw one outs. Who gets asked the trivia question?
Speaker 1: If you answer wrong, the punishment is to be shocked
Speaker 1: while singing a song. So text into seven eighty five
Speaker 1: nine two and tell us which one you'd like to hear. Jose,
Speaker 1: you're drawing one out because you're the shot collar last.
Speaker 1: Who'd you get? I got Brooke, I'll shower tomorrow. Falls Hey,
Speaker 1: jokes on you. I actually showered this morning today. Put together, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Brooks putting it on the shot collar. Will that happens?
Speaker 1: Digital Jake? Please read us a shot collar question of
Speaker 1: the day. I predict that all the radio hosts here
Speaker 1: in this room have never heard this next phrase before,
Speaker 1: because every day I see a lot of stained sweatpants.
Speaker 1: But there's a saying for when you're looking sharp. It's
Speaker 1: called dressed to the nines. Oh yeah, that phrase sink in. Jeff,
Speaker 1: you want me to say it again? Uh no, I
Speaker 1: only dressed to the sixty nine. So today we used
Speaker 1: dress to the nines as slang for dressing up and
Speaker 1: looking good. But the phrase originated back in nineteenth century Europe.
Speaker 1: What did it mean back then when someone was dressed
Speaker 1: to the nines. That's really interesting, teenth century Europe. I
Speaker 1: don't know if this helps, but a while ago looking
Speaker 1: up random vacations that I can never afford, and there
Speaker 1: was one in Europe and the hotel was called the nine. Yeah.
Speaker 1: There's a couple of hotels called the nine. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: don't know what about like nine o'clock because when you
Speaker 1: start going out so you're like getting dressed up. It's
Speaker 1: not bad like when the Royal Balls started back in
Speaker 1: the nineteenth century at nine pm. Think Cinderella, right or
Speaker 1: am I just thinking about the last time then I
Speaker 1: hung out with Prince Andrew. Always get the Royal balls.
Speaker 1: That is not good. That is that's not the one
Speaker 1: you want to be hanging Okay, I'm gosh, So I'm
Speaker 1: picturing people in like big ball gowns and like the
Speaker 1: powdered wigs. Yeah, rights, am I thinking right? Nineteenth century?
Speaker 1: Or they not having the wigs at that point? This
Speaker 1: is the eighteen hundreds were every industrial revolution. Now, let's
Speaker 1: get the question one more time. Being dressed to the
Speaker 1: nines means you're doing your best to look your best.
Speaker 1: But back in the nineteenth century Europe, there was a
Speaker 1: more literal meaning behind to the nines, Alexis, think back
Speaker 1: to your nineteenth century history class. No, the queens and
Speaker 1: kings weren't wearing juicy flip flops. What is the origin
Speaker 1: of the phrase? And dressed to the nine? Okay, but
Speaker 1: they're still wearing a lot of corsets back then. Maybe
Speaker 1: there was like nine laces they had to do on
Speaker 1: their corsets. Or if you think about the shape of
Speaker 1: a number nine, it actually looks like a busty woman
Speaker 1: in a corset. No, that would be a shape of
Speaker 1: an eight. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all it's all then
Speaker 1: at the bottom and then bursting out the top. But
Speaker 1: they had big dresses back then. They weren't thinning. I'm
Speaker 1: just talking about corsets. Okay, cats having nine lives. What if,
Speaker 1: like you were dressed like a fancy cat. Look at
Speaker 1: that cool cat where you're going? Yeah, I mean is
Speaker 1: it a scale, right, Like is it like you're a
Speaker 1: nine out of ten? But why wouldn't you dress to
Speaker 1: the tens? Then? What if it had to do with
Speaker 1: the price of expensive clothes, Like what if the most
Speaker 1: expensive clothes, like expensive suits and the expensive dresses cost
Speaker 1: like ninepence, Or what if it's that bogus like this
Speaker 1: cost nineteen dollars and ninety nine cents and it's always
Speaker 1: that ninety nine cents that gets Yeah, that's right. I
Speaker 1: actually I think I'm gonna go with the time of
Speaker 1: the parties you dressed. Yeah, I really like that. Back
Speaker 1: in nineteenth century Europe, your social status came from how
Speaker 1: well you were clothed, and it all started with your tailor. Typically,
Speaker 1: the more material used to create your clothes, the better
Speaker 1: dressed you were considered. That's why if you were rocking
Speaker 1: a fashionable three piece suit at the time, your tailor
Speaker 1: probably used upwards of nine yards of fabric, which is
Speaker 1: why they would say you were dressed to the nine. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a measurement yea, more clothes was sexier back then. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that terrible. I don't know it's starting again. Have you
Speaker 1: guys seen those peasant dresses everywhere? It looks like we
Speaker 1: should be milking a cow somewhere, right, Yeah, Well we
Speaker 1: didn't get it right. And so Brook's gonna get shocked.
Speaker 1: And somebody wanted to hear positions by Ariana Grande switching
Speaker 1: the positions for you in the kitchen and I'm in
Speaker 1: the bedroom. I'm in the Olympics. Whoa, oh my god,
Speaker 1: to bedroom. That was your shot color question the other
Speaker 1: day Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. So the entire
Speaker 1: month of November, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning wants
Speaker 1: to give back to a charity called Youthcare Yes, Yes,
Speaker 1: providing support for homeless children all across the country. They
Speaker 1: are an amazing organization and we're doing it with something
Speaker 1: called Candles for a Cause. Yes, you can go on
Speaker 1: the Brooke and Jeffrey website and find four candles, one
Speaker 1: for each of the host with different sense and it's
Speaker 1: pretty cool stuff. We encourage everyone out there to do it.
Speaker 1: And I mean, here's the candles. We have them in
Speaker 1: the studio with us Yeah, they're beautiful. They burn well.
Speaker 1: I would recommend that you're on your first burn, you
Speaker 1: want to burn for at least four hours though Yeah
Speaker 1: well yeah, I because because your candle will tunnel if
Speaker 1: if not, Wow, I'm on a tunneled candle. Out of
Speaker 1: the blue, we got two giant boxes shipped to our station.
Speaker 1: When we opened them up and there was a note inside,
Speaker 1: I'm going to read it to you. It said Brooke, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: Jose and Alexis. I wanted to support the cause, but
Speaker 1: had zero use for eighty candles. Eighty candles. I sent
Speaker 1: them all to you say children end up in unfortunate situations,
Speaker 1: not by their choice, and deserve the opportunity for a
Speaker 1: better life. I'm confident that your team will get creative
Speaker 1: and distribute your sense to appropriate home so you could
Speaker 1: do all the work. Sincerely, Waxman. Wax mall like anonymous, Yeah,
Speaker 1: kind of anonymous, but eighty candles. That was really nice.
Speaker 1: And first off, I want to say thank you to
Speaker 1: Waxman because if there's one thing that we need going
Speaker 1: into the holidays, it's more work. So we appreciate that
Speaker 1: you putting that burden on us. Are we going to
Speaker 1: give these away to well, we're supposed to do something
Speaker 1: with them that's fun. I feel like though, I feel
Speaker 1: like four years from now, we're going to be at
Speaker 1: one of the promo events outside of a gas station
Speaker 1: and the kids in the tent are gonna be like, Hey,
Speaker 1: do you want like post malone fidget spinners or one
Speaker 1: of Jeffrey's old candles in the back of the prize
Speaker 1: closet that we forgot to get rid of. Are you god?
Speaker 1: These candles are wanted, They're amazing, and one hundred percent
Speaker 1: of proceeds go to youthcare. That person Waxman is a
Speaker 1: that's really a beautiful People are just come to the
Speaker 1: station because we've got candles for days now. Ye side,
Speaker 1: we'll light the way. Yeah, anyway, if you haven't yet,
Speaker 1: make sure you get your candles for a cluse at
Speaker 1: Brooken jeffrey dot Com. Laser Stories Coming up next, it's
Speaker 1: the radio segment that's launching a spinoff version of the
Speaker 1: board game Pie in the Face. Oh okay, and you
Speaker 1: can all also play this at home with your family.
Speaker 1: It's called Gong to the Groin. Oh hello, dude, that
Speaker 1: sounds fun. Let's play I predict this holiday season. It's
Speaker 1: going to be a huge hit. Man, did I run?
Speaker 1: That's a Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird
Speaker 1: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,
Speaker 1: except we have a laser and those other baby narcs
Speaker 1: just don't. This first laser story is out of Cleveland.
Speaker 1: Some craziness happened recently, and you'll probably all be shocked
Speaker 1: to learn it all went down at a local Walmart.
Speaker 1: I love these stories, Give it to me. Apparently, twenty
Speaker 1: seven year old Menika Garner turned down the potato chip
Speaker 1: bile and ran directly into her old neighbor, who she
Speaker 1: did not like for some reason, Precious Jackson. Before anything
Speaker 1: could be said, Minika immediately flew into a raide, trying
Speaker 1: to pull her old neighbor's mask down and spit on her.
Speaker 1: That's how you've done a night in Walmart, and it's
Speaker 1: a very interesting method. But she was off target in
Speaker 1: the lugie didn't land that the barbecue chips behind her.
Speaker 1: She did what anyone would do next and grabbed the
Speaker 1: twenty two dollars meat log in Precious's cart and whacked
Speaker 1: her in the face with it. I hate when do
Speaker 1: you get hit in the face neat log at hyts.
Speaker 1: Cops describe it as a ten pound tube of solid
Speaker 1: ground beef day like a pink night stick, Yeah and softer.
Speaker 1: Menika hit her a couple more times, like she was
Speaker 1: trying out for the Cleveland baseball team. I don't I
Speaker 1: don't promote violence, but if you're gonna do it with beef,
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I think it's funny. Well, good
Speaker 1: news is precious survived the beefing. Oh good lift. Menika
Speaker 1: was arrested at the scene. She got hit with a
Speaker 1: thirty day suspended jail sentence plus probation and one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty five dollars in fines. Do you think she
Speaker 1: went home and cooked up that beef and then started
Speaker 1: it with the story? His next laser stories out of Australia.
Speaker 1: All today, we're probably the number one radio station in
Speaker 1: the whole world with updates for the one and only
Speaker 1: Karen's Diner. We're going to this place again. You can't
Speaker 1: get enough. It's the restaurant that opened up in Australia
Speaker 1: as a riff on the whole Angry Karen thing. And
Speaker 1: now there's sixteen locations, including one in Saint Louis. Their
Speaker 1: motto is great burgers and very rude service. People love
Speaker 1: this place. Basically, they're overly bad manner to all the
Speaker 1: customers and you can complain all you want. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: tell you to ask for the manager. They really don't care.
Speaker 1: So not surprisingly, they're back in the news again because
Speaker 1: employees at a location in Melbourne are so unhappy they're
Speaker 1: asking to speak with the managers about it. I know
Speaker 1: is bad when the employees need to speak to the managers.
Speaker 1: Six current and former workers file the complaint, claiming it's
Speaker 1: an unsafe work environment. Oh you're saying working in an
Speaker 1: environment of negativity all day could be bad for your
Speaker 1: mental health. Weird, right, I've never experienced that before. No,
Speaker 1: certainly not on this radio. They customers constantly threatened and
Speaker 1: harass the servers and even get violent sometimes, but when
Speaker 1: they told management, no one did anything. Duh. Yeah. Ironically,
Speaker 1: they say getting bad reviews is a constant concern, but
Speaker 1: management disagrees and says they only want bad reviews. It
Speaker 1: is kind of what you're asking for. Yeah, they're the
Speaker 1: only restaurant that's like, our rating online is too high. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you need to bring it down. So we're going to
Speaker 1: see how this ends up. I doubt it's going to
Speaker 1: be our last update on Karen's Diner. Yeah good, let's
Speaker 1: go to your next laser story. Out of Philadelphia a
Speaker 1: pretty much Alexander Tominski never guessed he would achieve fame
Speaker 1: in one of the most unlikely of ways. For a
Speaker 1: little over a month, he challenged himself to an odd goal.
Speaker 1: He wanted to consume a rotisserie chicken, a whole rotisserie
Speaker 1: chicken each day for forty straight days. Oh good goal.
Speaker 1: This guy is like famous. I've seen this guy. Here's
Speaker 1: a picture of him. If you haven't seen him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if somebody's gonna turn me on, you know. In the beginning,
Speaker 1: he'd finish a whole chicken in a mere twenty minutes,
Speaker 1: almost with ease. But things started to change. After a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks. He started experiencing cramps and intense bloating,
Speaker 1: and swore he could feel the pulse of his heart
Speaker 1: inside his stomach. Oh stop eating the chicken, man. The
Speaker 1: good thing is that he set a goal and he's
Speaker 1: stuck to Okay, Yeah, twenty minutes of eating time soon
Speaker 1: grew to two hours. Oh boy, But more and more
Speaker 1: people started watching his social media and at the time
Speaker 1: time Alex thought, this is a bit of an inconvenience
Speaker 1: for the joy that it seems to bring people. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: worth it. He's gonna keep going. After he completed his
Speaker 1: thirtieth day, he posted an invite to watch him eat
Speaker 1: his fortieth and final consecutive rotisserie chicken, and trudging along
Speaker 1: the big day finally arrived that he was so excited.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine for the event? His fortieth chicken sat
Speaker 1: on a table awaiting at the end of a red carpet,
Speaker 1: and the city of Philly showed up in support to
Speaker 1: cheer him on bite for bite, and once he swallowed
Speaker 1: that last piece of meat, he grabbed the empty plate
Speaker 1: and through the cheers, local officials crowned him the Philadelphia
Speaker 1: Chicken Man. Yea, now this is why, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: he looks barbaric in this last He's like raising the
Speaker 1: empty plastic. It's not a glowing review for the all
Speaker 1: chicken die every single day. But afterwards the city gave
Speaker 1: him a plaque to commemorate his achievement. See those that's
Speaker 1: tax dollars that I think are at work. You know.
Speaker 1: His next laser story is out of hypothetical lands. Oh,
Speaker 1: this will start a fight if time travel was possible. Okay,
Speaker 1: which decade of your life would you choose to experience
Speaker 1: all over again? Of your life? How about your twenties
Speaker 1: or maybe go way back and become a toddler with
Speaker 1: no responsibilities again I mean, dude, childhood probably, I mean
Speaker 1: riding bags, scraping up my elbows. And I gotta say
Speaker 1: my thirties because that's when my kids were born. Oh,
Speaker 1: you wanted to be small again. I just want to
Speaker 1: make sure if they're listening, they know mummy. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Well that's interesting you say that broke because someone asked
Speaker 1: two thousand seniors what they do, and the top answer
Speaker 1: was go back and experience their thirties again. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: it's like I got married, I did so much. You
Speaker 1: get it. You're a happy person. Thanks. Yeah, going back
Speaker 1: to their twenties was the second most popular, and seniors
Speaker 1: were also asked what advice they would give their younger
Speaker 1: self if they had a chance. Some of the most
Speaker 1: common answers include, accept challenges, follow your guts, be bold,
Speaker 1: stay humble, and stay positive. That's all I say. Get
Speaker 1: naked more often. Well, the big question was would their
Speaker 1: younger self even listen? Yeah, my younger self would not
Speaker 1: listen to me. Percent said they received solid advice from
Speaker 1: people when they were young, but they ignored it. Yeah, totally,
Speaker 1: which reminds me of a famous quote. You will face
Speaker 1: many defeats in your life, but if you're lucky, those
Speaker 1: defeats will have their shoes left behind. That's this guy's
Speaker 1: plaque of achievement. And that sound means Laser Stories has
Speaker 1: come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,
Speaker 1: same time on Wednesday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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Speaker 1: trying to figure out what's going on here? Um I
Speaker 1: thought we were supposed to go out um last night
Speaker 1: and anyway, um hello, all right, uh hello, Oh I'll
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Speaker 1: it went pretty well, honestly for his first time. Say,
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Speaker 1: this one next message, Hey, um, I'm calling me game
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Speaker 1: So I was calling to see if maybe you might
Speaker 1: want to help my grandma out. And part of that
Speaker 1: is helping her clean. You know, it's my weekend to
Speaker 1: go over and just to basically help give her a
Speaker 1: sponge bath. And I know it's a little bit gross,
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Speaker 1: You have my number. Well that's what the dating scene
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Speaker 1: Hey Crystal, it's um, there's a poetry's plan thing going
Speaker 1: on tonight, and I mean I think you would really
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Speaker 1: on this thing and I kind of wanted to read
Speaker 1: it out for you. Hold on, cool, Breeze slaps me
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Speaker 1: that's something you'd be interested in doing. Like we should
Speaker 1: totally go wow, don't act like you didn't know, Brooks.
Speaker 1: I feel like I need to apologize to all of
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Speaker 1: when they heard that. It doesn't get anymore erotic than
Speaker 1: a space Jam reference and a slam poetry. I mean,
Speaker 1: we're laughing, but we just don't get it because we're
Speaker 1: not smart enough. Is that why I don't it? Is
Speaker 1: I missing you? Bro? Space Jam Alley Cats next message, Hey, Mark,
Speaker 1: I haven't heard from you. It's it's I remember that
Speaker 1: you said you liked the Simpsons, so I wanted to
Speaker 1: have my friend Marge call you directly. She's gonna let
Speaker 1: you know that I'm a catch hold on. I'll put
Speaker 1: her on the phone him Mark, it's so quick to
Speaker 1: meet you. You are really gonna like go and oh wait, look,
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Speaker 1: go mad. Oh my god, feeling Marge hurts my freaking's throat.
Speaker 1: I sound like one of her sisters. Next sister at
Speaker 1: the end was pretty odd. Yeah, everyone, Oh god, I
Speaker 1: love that she put the baby on Maggie and it's
Speaker 1: just sucking pacifier. Definitely the all time sexiest edition of
Speaker 1: the Loser Line collection of voicemails. But remember you can
Speaker 1: listen to the Loser Line regularly at this time every
Speaker 1: week on all of our affiliates across the country, or
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Speaker 1: of our content there. Phone tap is coming up today.
Speaker 1: We call a guy who dropped off his car for
Speaker 1: annual maintenance at his local law to body shop. Okay,
Speaker 1: he thinks he's going to get it back at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, but we're gonna tell him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not going to happen. I'm going to be super
Speaker 1: cheerful about that. Jose thinks the reason is completely legitimate. Oh,
Speaker 1: it is because the pitch and tone of his car
Speaker 1: horn is slightly off by point zero zero one decibels.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, And while that might not sound bad
Speaker 1: to us, to a trained ear of someone who went
Speaker 1: to horn school, it's a disaster wating to happen. In
Speaker 1: your phone tap right now on the twenties. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: this is Kurt From's auto body. Am I speaking to Mike?
Speaker 1: Yeah it's Mike. Yeah, we got your Honda chord here.
Speaker 1: Just finished changing out your brake pads, oil filter, a
Speaker 1: few other things. Cool. Cool, um, But I do need
Speaker 1: to call because I think we need to keep her overnight. Man.
Speaker 1: Actually four, maybe over the weekend. I found a potentially
Speaker 1: serious issue here, Like what, well, see what you think?
Speaker 1: All right? You hear that? Yeah? The horn? Yeah, we
Speaker 1: have another Honda chord in here. This is what it's
Speaker 1: supposed to sound like. That sounds exactly the same, it
Speaker 1: doesn't You didn't hear the difference there? Not? Really? No?
Speaker 1: Well here, let me do it again one second. Maybe
Speaker 1: it wasn't loud enough. That's your car. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: what it's supposed to sound like. Okay, now that we're
Speaker 1: on the same page, let's schedule a pickup. We're not
Speaker 1: on the same page. I don't understand what's going on here.
Speaker 1: That just sounded like the second horn was maybe a
Speaker 1: little louder. Okay, Listen. I did three years at autobody
Speaker 1: college and I minored in horns. So this is my specialty.
Speaker 1: Yours is jacked up, man, and not in a good way.
Speaker 1: It's a horn, is like, as long as it's making
Speaker 1: some kind of sound and I could hear it, that's
Speaker 1: really all that matters. So look, I can't let you
Speaker 1: take the car in good conscience with a horn like this.
Speaker 1: Listen to it. Oh my god, that that is a
Speaker 1: safety issue. I need my car, like you can't just
Speaker 1: keep it? Are you kidding me? Imagine an emergency situation,
Speaker 1: right there's an ambulance behind you. You have to get
Speaker 1: out of the way, and then you're gonna play this.
Speaker 1: It sounds like the same sounds dude, if you played
Speaker 1: me the exact same noise of a horn, do you
Speaker 1: realize that's not no? I am worried about you. And
Speaker 1: your safety. So I'm worrying about me. It's a horn.
Speaker 1: Once we get it to how it's supposed to sound,
Speaker 1: and you will get your car back. It sounds how
Speaker 1: it's supposed to sound. Let it go, I'm coming be
Speaker 1: getting Look, I don't expect your pedestrian ears to catch it,
Speaker 1: but let me play this for you again. Remember I
Speaker 1: am the expert. Dude. Okay, that's your car. That is
Speaker 1: it's not going to change my opinion of it. More
Speaker 1: frustrating me? Do you remember I minored? Oh you're frustrating horns? Yes, Look,
Speaker 1: this is obviously you trying to rip me off. Get
Speaker 1: more money enemy for my car so you can keep
Speaker 1: it overnight. No, I need the car back. I'm used
Speaker 1: to dealing with high end fancy cars. Now that's my car.
Speaker 1: Now that is a clown? Are you as some kind
Speaker 1: of absolute clown? Look? Do you have a horn? Can
Speaker 1: we can we just admit that you could even take
Speaker 1: the horn out of my car? I don't give me.
Speaker 1: Oh then what are you gonna do? Smart? As you
Speaker 1: see a guy parallel parking the wrong way, what are
Speaker 1: you gonna do? Wave at him and a whistle? Do
Speaker 1: you yell at all? Of your customers like this, like
Speaker 1: this is pathetic customer service. I hope you know that,
Speaker 1: but I'm tired of hearing about this show. Horn. I'm
Speaker 1: done with you good. I am tired of explaining the
Speaker 1: intric thank God of the Horn game to you. They
Speaker 1: call me Horny Hornerson for a reason. That's the dumbest
Speaker 1: nickname I've ever heard. You know what? Ron said, you
Speaker 1: were gonna be like this, and I'm tired of it.
Speaker 1: Ron said, hold on, yeah, your best friend Ron, the Ron, Yes,
Speaker 1: the Ron. I guess we can call because he set
Speaker 1: you up, and this is a prank phone call. My
Speaker 1: name is Juse from the show Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. Holy craft, I knew this was like too
Speaker 1: dumb to be real. He said, you've been looking forward
Speaker 1: to a big date this weekending. You needed your car
Speaker 1: back and you were worried they weren't going to be
Speaker 1: done with it at the show. Oh my god, I mean,
Speaker 1: come on, though, now that you know, do you really
Speaker 1: think you're it's gonna go? Well, if you show up
Speaker 1: in a car sounding like this, you can borrow my car, buddy,
Speaker 1: and then get all the tail you'd like. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: can hear them putting their fans back on after hearing that, actually,
Speaker 1: that's what they do to me too. Pretty accurate there,
Speaker 1: wake up every morning with funk taps weekday mornings on
Speaker 1: the twenties Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Over the years,
Speaker 1: we've heard a lot of strange things ruin a good
Speaker 1: first date before, like al declined credit card, Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: an upset stomach, yeah, why, We've had a lot of those.
Speaker 1: Or a movie with one too many cousin kissing scenes.
Speaker 1: I know what you're thinking. There's no such thing as
Speaker 1: too many cousin kissing scenes. I haven't seen it yet,
Speaker 1: but I'll tell you Today was the first time a
Speaker 1: listener ever told us his entire date was ruined by
Speaker 1: one aunt. One like his aunt, not the kind of
Speaker 1: aunt that pinches you on the cheeks and comments on
Speaker 1: how big you've grown. I'm talking about the tiny insect.
Speaker 1: How is it possible one aunt killed the romance? You're
Speaker 1: gonna hear it in one of the most unexpectedly heated
Speaker 1: second date updates we've ever had on the show. It's
Speaker 1: coming up next second date up Brook. You like it
Speaker 1: when a guy knows exactly what he wants right, yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: but that's an attractive quality. Oh sure? Do you like
Speaker 1: it when a guy knows exactly what he doesn't want?
Speaker 1: I mean, if he's not I don't need to hear
Speaker 1: about that. I think it's good for him as a person,
Speaker 1: but I think usually that means that he doesn't want me,
Speaker 1: So I don't want to you know, right, just keep
Speaker 1: it to yourself. I'm just bringing it up because one
Speaker 1: of our listeners says he likes one thing, and that's
Speaker 1: curvy women. Okay, but he says he believes women on
Speaker 1: dating apps are abusing that term, and I'm curious to
Speaker 1: know what he means by that. So Glenn, Glenn, welcome
Speaker 1: to the show man. Hey, thanks for having me out today.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like, shouldn't be describing themselves that way.
Speaker 1: I don't know what he means. Can you tell us
Speaker 1: what you mean? Like? What do you why do you
Speaker 1: think people are abusing the term curvy? Well, everyone tries
Speaker 1: to make themselves sound as as attractive as possible on
Speaker 1: these things, but curvy is you know the old cartoons,
Speaker 1: the classic You get your hands and you make the
Speaker 1: hourglass shape you want, Like you mean, the unobtainable measurements
Speaker 1: of Barbie. Is that what you're talking about? No, not
Speaker 1: even that, like, no, no, I like a real woman
Speaker 1: with curbs. If I wanted a twelve year old boy,
Speaker 1: I date a twelve year old boy. But no, talk
Speaker 1: not yeah old. Okay. So I'm just trying to understand
Speaker 1: what you're saying here, Glenn. You're saying, do we want
Speaker 1: more clification. I'm just trying to, you know, see his perspective.
Speaker 1: He thinks women of all shapes use the term curvy
Speaker 1: too liberally. Yes, yes, because you have to have a
Speaker 1: curve up top, a curve down bottom, but in the
Speaker 1: middle it's got to taper in a little bit, so
Speaker 1: you have a clear, definitive waste area. So you're saying
Speaker 1: that like your date shut up and didn't match her description.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're trying to get to? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I I just took me a long time to find
Speaker 1: the kind of girl that I was looking for on
Speaker 1: the dating apps. Okay, Glenn, what did you like about
Speaker 1: her outside of her physical appearance? Well, what was her
Speaker 1: name or does it doesn't even matter? Tell us more
Speaker 1: about her. Her name's Megan, and Okay, one of the
Speaker 1: things one of the things that I said when I
Speaker 1: was looking for the date was I'm looking for a
Speaker 1: nature girl, like a nature nerd. I love going hiking. Okay,
Speaker 1: I know there's over nine hundred different types of fig trees.
Speaker 1: I know there's one breed of wasp that pollinates them.
Speaker 1: Like I know these things that it's a it's a
Speaker 1: big hobby of mine. Man, you need a girl that's
Speaker 1: curvy and knows that stuff too well, at least can
Speaker 1: pretend to be interested. If not, I think it's attractive.
Speaker 1: I don't know about Alexis, but I think it's attractive
Speaker 1: when people have like a like a nerd out on something,
Speaker 1: you know, then like you have a true passion. That's
Speaker 1: a good sign, I think if they're actually not nerds though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know my focus is kind of narrow again, That's
Speaker 1: why I'm on the dating site, so that I can
Speaker 1: find someone kind of sort of will match. That. Is
Speaker 1: that what you did for your date? You guys? Went outside? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I found a site where you can print out these
Speaker 1: lists of nature scavenger hunts. Say, well, this would be
Speaker 1: really cool. Yeah, I do that for my kids. What
Speaker 1: do you mean, like find a heart shaped rock? Is
Speaker 1: that what you mean, Yeah, stuff like that. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: we can go out for a walk and talk and
Speaker 1: kind of get to know each other and just explore nature.
Speaker 1: And that sounds fun. Well it was okay, Oh just okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the checklist that I had, I didn't think it would
Speaker 1: be a big deal. But there's things like us, find
Speaker 1: a wild mushroom, find some feathers, find a butterfly. I
Speaker 1: think I know what the problem is here. The butterflies
Speaker 1: weren't proportionate enough. Is that what? It is? Not curvy enough?
Speaker 1: They're two round? You want those monarchs with an hour
Speaker 1: glass shape. We're just messing around with you, Glenn. Did
Speaker 1: Megan seem to have any fun? Well, you know, it
Speaker 1: got a little less friendly as the day wore on
Speaker 1: because we couldn't find a damn thing. Like I was
Speaker 1: getting a little frustrated. You're getting frustrated over your list.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, over the lack of being able to find
Speaker 1: anything on this damned list. They had ants in an
Speaker 1: ant hill on the list and we couldn't find ants.
Speaker 1: We couldn't find anything. Is this? How is this? Was
Speaker 1: this your mood as the this became more on ob table?
Speaker 1: I mean, did you show your frustration to Megan, I
Speaker 1: think it kind of leaked through because I'm going I
Speaker 1: finally got a date with a girl that I am
Speaker 1: attracted to, and we're doing something that she's she's willing
Speaker 1: to be interested in, and we can have a good
Speaker 1: time and get to know each other, and now nothing
Speaker 1: else is working out and like a jacket. Honestly, I
Speaker 1: don't think she really probably cared about completing your scavenger Humes, Well,
Speaker 1: tell us how it ended, because we got to wrap
Speaker 1: this up soon. So at the edge of the park
Speaker 1: there's a food truck. So we went over to the
Speaker 1: food truck and we got corn dogs and oh yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's terrific. We're sitting on a step, we're eating them,
Speaker 1: we're finishing up, and she just goes really nice meeting you,
Speaker 1: and then I have to go. I have to meet
Speaker 1: up with my roommate for a work thing. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: have a question. Why are we calling her? Is this
Speaker 1: this is the only woman that has ever matched with
Speaker 1: you and I, you know, like you have very very
Speaker 1: high standards and specific requests here. It just started up
Speaker 1: with so much potential and then the ants had to
Speaker 1: ruin it for you. So we're gone yeah, of the
Speaker 1: ants would have saved it for me. Well, if the
Speaker 1: ants wouldn't step up for you, we will. Right now,
Speaker 1: We're gonna call Megan and we're gonna ask her why
Speaker 1: she isn't wanting another date. You know why, Well, I'm
Speaker 1: going to try and convince her to give you another
Speaker 1: We're gonna give her a reason why to go out
Speaker 1: with him one more time. How about that, bro you
Speaker 1: think of that during the break, we'll come back call Megan.
Speaker 1: You get your second date update right after this. Thank you, guys,
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Right hold on. Then. You know
Speaker 1: what's funny is when you think of your social circle,
Speaker 1: and this is true a lot of the times, it's
Speaker 1: the people you didn't get along with at first who
Speaker 1: later go on to become your closest friends and even lovers.
Speaker 1: Oh so glad. I think Brooke might be coming after
Speaker 1: you so hard right now because she actually has a
Speaker 1: little bit of a crush on you. I figured a
Speaker 1: man would read it that way. Have you seen a
Speaker 1: picture of her online? Because Brooke, would you describe yourself
Speaker 1: as kurvy? Uh? No? Oh? How would you describe it?
Speaker 1: I have the flattest booty ever. I describe myself as Kurby.
Speaker 1: You like a little flat backsh No, no, h Like
Speaker 1: I said, I know it's a unicorn that I'm looking
Speaker 1: for here, but a curby girl who was into nature
Speaker 1: and just a great conversation. Can you checked at least
Speaker 1: two of them? I don't know I'm talking about me anymore.
Speaker 1: I shipped like a potato. Yeah you hate what are
Speaker 1: you offering? You know, like you're asking for such like
Speaker 1: high I'd like to hear this too. Yeah, what are
Speaker 1: you bringing to the table for this unicorn? Sounds like
Speaker 1: someone's interesting? Yeah, I just want to I'm down here. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm I'm reasonably smart, I'm educated, take an
Speaker 1: interest in a wide variety of jecks. I try not
Speaker 1: to be cliche, which is why I try to find
Speaker 1: stupid things like nature scavenger hunt that. And he's also humble.
Speaker 1: You only called himself reasonably smart. Yeah, I know what
Speaker 1: I like, But I respect women. I love women, and
Speaker 1: I just want to find the right one, that's all.
Speaker 1: And he feels like the right one was Megan, who
Speaker 1: he met online and they went on a scavenger hunt. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: he did get a little bit frustrated when he couldn't
Speaker 1: find some of the things on their list, like ants.
Speaker 1: So he's hoping that didn't blow it for him. And
Speaker 1: we're going to find out if we can get you
Speaker 1: another chance here, all right, And no matter what, Glenn,
Speaker 1: I'll have a little offline conversation with you. Well, I
Speaker 1: told the flat boot he does not do it for me.
Speaker 1: You about to appreciate your He's loyal to Megan. So
Speaker 1: let's call her and see what she has to Here
Speaker 1: we go, I'm a dollar number right now. Hello. Hello
Speaker 1: is this Megan? Oh god? Yeah, sushi? Hey Megan? Can
Speaker 1: we apologize now? Why we want to talk to you
Speaker 1: a little bit? Megan? You're on the radio show Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. Um, I'm sorry, what what
Speaker 1: is it? Oh? Well, just no, I'm on your side. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're talking about it. It's important to start out the games.
Speaker 1: We're a morning show, Megan, and we do a segment
Speaker 1: on our show called a second Date Update. That's what
Speaker 1: this is. We're trying to help one of our listeners
Speaker 1: who went on a date with you recently. His name
Speaker 1: is Glenn. Do you remember Glenn? H Yeah, yeah I do.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you're calling me about him though, Well,
Speaker 1: he said that he had this big idea to do
Speaker 1: a nature scavenger hun and it was going okay, and
Speaker 1: then he got a little bit frustrated when certain things
Speaker 1: in nature weren't making themselves appear to you, guys. I
Speaker 1: think it was is that he had the idea of
Speaker 1: a perfect date for you and it wasn't panning out,
Speaker 1: and so he let his frustrations get the better of him.
Speaker 1: Do you agree with that. Well, he seems to have
Speaker 1: a temper, and it wasn't it wasn't necessarily it wasn't
Speaker 1: focused on me per se. But he would go from
Speaker 1: zero to just letting Luca's string of curses because he
Speaker 1: couldn't find the ants on the checklist. And he was
Speaker 1: so into it. He had this laser focus on completing
Speaker 1: this task, and he was getting red faced and really
Speaker 1: bad about him. That is such a we spoke to him.
Speaker 1: We didn't get that impression at all, did we not?
Speaker 1: Because I have that impression I heard that this guy,
Speaker 1: I mean, did you tell him to calm down? Well,
Speaker 1: I was I was trying to redirect, was trying to
Speaker 1: ask about himself. I was trying to find out his
Speaker 1: other interests, and instead he would start giving me this
Speaker 1: litany of facts like the Latin name for danielion and
Speaker 1: what who are the pollinators for it? And I was like,
Speaker 1: I'd rather know about you. Um so, am I understanding
Speaker 1: You're at like, that's the reason that you're not calling
Speaker 1: him back because you felt maybe a little bit of
Speaker 1: a temper. I mean, that's one of them. Oh well.
Speaker 1: The other one was that the man that I met
Speaker 1: that day didn't match up with the man that was
Speaker 1: described in his profile. Oh really, I am very interested
Speaker 1: in the way he described himself a beast. On the
Speaker 1: photos I saw, he described his build as athletic, and
Speaker 1: that really appealed to me because I go rafting. I
Speaker 1: love that stuff. Okay, that's great, But said that, he
Speaker 1: said he looked athletic. And when you showed up, what
Speaker 1: did he look like to you? Well, he looked he
Speaker 1: looked softer. Okay, that's a kind way to say it.
Speaker 1: I don't know about all that. He just didn't look
Speaker 1: as sturdy as in his photos. And and he was
Speaker 1: getting winded while we were just walking around that park.
Speaker 1: I know he was getting mad, but I was paying
Speaker 1: attention to the fact that he was getting out of breath.
Speaker 1: Why aren't you getting outraged at her for you're telling
Speaker 1: me about that, and the honesty of it all is amazing,
Speaker 1: the apocrisy of you right now, bro, because the athletic
Speaker 1: body style is unattainable that they show sell magazine. We
Speaker 1: started the conversation and he was moaning about how women
Speaker 1: mislabeled themselves and how horrible they are for calling themselves
Speaker 1: curview he did, and then he has the audacity to
Speaker 1: mislabel himself. I think we're we're finding out a little
Speaker 1: bit too much information at this point, a little oversharing,
Speaker 1: and I need to let you know at this point
Speaker 1: that Glenn is on the other line and has been
Speaker 1: hearing all of this. Hey o, Hi, o, Hi, I
Speaker 1: got your tail between your legs on that one. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know if I was out of
Speaker 1: breath so much, but I was. I was a little
Speaker 1: breathless in your presence. I guess, Glenn, what do you
Speaker 1: think of that she doesn't think that you're athletic looking? Well,
Speaker 1: you know, everyone goes through cycles. Everyone has, you know,
Speaker 1: good good weeks, bad weeks. So wait, so you're asking
Speaker 1: for a little bit of empathy, maybe a little bit
Speaker 1: of course. Yeah, of course, you know everyone's work in progress. Everyone.
Speaker 1: That's a really smart thing to say. Yeah, maybe if
Speaker 1: you actually gave that to other people then you would
Speaker 1: receive it back the empathy lost. No. Yeah, I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm just speechless there because No, I think she's perfect
Speaker 1: the way she is. I just I'm just I'm just
Speaker 1: so frustrated, aggravated with myself. For get aggravated by Megan.
Speaker 1: We haven't heard from you. I mean, what now you
Speaker 1: can talk to Glenn and tell him, tell him about
Speaker 1: his soft body and have disappointed. Well, I'm a call,
Speaker 1: so I don't think I need to repeat myself. I
Speaker 1: didn't mean any offense. If I did offend you, No,
Speaker 1: I know I can. I can definitely work on the softness.
Speaker 1: I guess there's not much I can do about the
Speaker 1: butterflies and migration. Okay, you're still worried about the Glenn.
Speaker 1: I mean, why are you using old photos again? Another
Speaker 1: fault of mine. I put up a couple of old photos.
Speaker 1: I haven't updated my photos and yeah, put on a
Speaker 1: few pounds, and then that's my fault too. Everything to
Speaker 1: beat yourself up over it, I literally himself. Yeah, unless
Speaker 1: he's cushion, so wouldn't hurt his bad. But Glenn, we
Speaker 1: want to help you here, man, we want to get
Speaker 1: you another day. Maybe if we could just end with
Speaker 1: you saying one nice thing about Glenn, that would help Glenn,
Speaker 1: because I think what Glenn would work on is maybe
Speaker 1: himself for a while. I yeah, I'm, I'm, I do
Speaker 1: agree with that, all right, So let's think of one
Speaker 1: nice thing to say. I would say the nicest thing
Speaker 1: that I noticed you had going for yourself were your
Speaker 1: manners and how you treated me. Yeah, that's a real
Speaker 1: positive Glenn. What do you think of that? I certainly
Speaker 1: appreciate that, And like I said, I try to be
Speaker 1: as respectful as as possible. Uh maybe maybe the frustration
Speaker 1: that I point to myself, I should probably have a
Speaker 1: few more manners towards myself too. But yeah, that that's
Speaker 1: a moment of growth. Nice to yourself, budd, Okay maybe.
Speaker 1: But the stating thing, this this jungle of dating thing,
Speaker 1: it's it's horrible. So I probably just got over excited
Speaker 1: that I thought I actually found someone I could connect with. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: let's get out of the jungle and let's just go
Speaker 1: back to the Park, and we want to send you
Speaker 1: on a date that we will pay for, like a
Speaker 1: little bit of a redo. What do you think of that? Uh, Glen.
Speaker 1: If if we can do something where you can be
Speaker 1: a little more curious about me and less about the
Speaker 1: green or the environment, I would say yes to another
Speaker 1: It was nice, smart Glenn. I would love another chance.
Speaker 1: And I am very curious about you. I'm super curious
Speaker 1: about you, and I promised I will try as hard
Speaker 1: as I can to not get in my own way
Speaker 1: and screw things up. Okay, well, look at that. It's
Speaker 1: a successful second date update, even though Brooke tried to
Speaker 1: sabotage it the entire time with her flat behind. Don't
Speaker 1: worry about There's someone out there for you too, Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. Our own Jose Bolanos is used to
Speaker 1: having large groups of beautiful women pool in the area
Speaker 1: directly below his balcony, which they did the other night,
Speaker 1: but for once, it wasn't to get a sneak peek
Speaker 1: at his Twitch stream. It was really it was all
Speaker 1: for one of the baddest women in the music industry
Speaker 1: right now, Lizzo. She was in town for a big concert, though,
Speaker 1: so Jose put down his joystick and picked up a
Speaker 1: microphone and headed outside to ask the good people what
Speaker 1: you're doing at the Lizzo concert. We're gonna play the
Speaker 1: audio coming up the other night. All over the city,
Speaker 1: ladies were coming out by the droves to prove that
Speaker 1: they are one hundred percent that be absolutely yessive. And
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about Brooks Banging book club. You can
Speaker 1: find that invite still up on Craigslist. Know, our book
Speaker 1: club was pushed back because so many of my friends
Speaker 1: went to Lizzo. O U it was a Lizzo concert. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know who lives right across the street from the
Speaker 1: arena and is always looking for a positive girl to
Speaker 1: guy ratio. God, it's our own Jose Balanos. It was amazing,
Speaker 1: you guys see of women. He grabbed his microphone and
Speaker 1: probably something else do and then headed on into the
Speaker 1: crowd to ask the fans a simple question, what you're
Speaker 1: doing at the Lizzo concert. Honestly, I needed to get
Speaker 1: some bad energy, so yeah, she's coming through for that.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see that BBL live in person. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to interrupt you, Will you explain I've never
Speaker 1: heard this before. What is BBL Brazilian butt Lifts, and
Speaker 1: I got my consultation here in a couple of weeks. Also,
Speaker 1: what you yeah, you're gonna get a butt lift? Everyone
Speaker 1: needs a fat out, So there's a lot of people
Speaker 1: walking around these streets with the flat outs, and I
Speaker 1: don't know, we all need a little bit of a
Speaker 1: lift sometime. So we're seeing your butt from a mile
Speaker 1: away next time we see you. Yeah, you know, she
Speaker 1: makes a good point. Everybody needs one, So Brook, why
Speaker 1: aren't we doing that for our next merch for a cause?
Speaker 1: For a cause? I looked into it. It's a pretty
Speaker 1: complicated surgery. Yeah I would. I wouldn't take it lightly.
Speaker 1: But imagine how much money we would raise for some
Speaker 1: good charity out there. God, will anyone ever celebrate my
Speaker 1: flat mass at? Keep dreaming? Yeah? What you're doing at
Speaker 1: the Lizzo concert? I'm about the party. I've been waiting
Speaker 1: six months for this. Really Yeah, well you look amazing.
Speaker 1: I know we're on the radio so people can't see these,
Speaker 1: So describe to the people what you're wearing. How'd you
Speaker 1: put your outfit together? So I have like sparkly pink
Speaker 1: pants on and then like a little very glittery. I
Speaker 1: hope everyone knows these are like the brightest, pinkest glittering paint.
Speaker 1: You were it's nighttime. You were like a pink star
Speaker 1: in the night. Right now, I'm sitting kind of far away,
Speaker 1: but I want Lizzo to know I was here from
Speaker 1: however far away. Oh, I saw you far away. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and also I hate to be please please don't think
Speaker 1: I'm a pervert. But you're probably even matches like them
Speaker 1: on purpose. I wasn't trying to hide my booth. They're
Speaker 1: like one of my better assets. Might as well show them,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hear. Ye, I am very distracted. I'm supposed
Speaker 1: to ask you another question and I can't think of one.
Speaker 1: Will you tell me what to ask you next week? Um,
Speaker 1: maybe my favorite Lizzo song from the album or something.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, You're good, I'm nervous. Yeah, you got me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: at least you didn't creep anybody out while you're It's
Speaker 1: a good word, and I apologize before and after. It's
Speaker 1: butts and boobs everywhere. You know something is coming to
Speaker 1: when you start with please, don't think I'm a perfect Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's from Adam Levine's School of seduction by Yeah, that
Speaker 1: is the problem. It's what you're doing at the Lizzo
Speaker 1: concert where Jose interviewed the fans just before the big
Speaker 1: show and asked them a simple question. What you're doing
Speaker 1: at the Lizzo concert eating a sandwich outside? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry to interrupt you while you're eating, That's okay, I'm
Speaker 1: just wandering. You're almost I can see like might slap.
Speaker 1: But why you are the only person in this entire
Speaker 1: place out of tens of thousands of people that are
Speaker 1: sitting outside eat eating. Why not eating there? What's the story? Well?
Speaker 1: I placed an order for pick up, and I was like,
Speaker 1: she's gonna be running away from work, okay, but I
Speaker 1: got to pick up the order when it was ready
Speaker 1: and wait for forty five minutes? No, yes? And did
Speaker 1: they did they lose the order? What happened? It was
Speaker 1: just sitting there on the counter when I first got there.
Speaker 1: Apparently it wasn't ready, but then they so you brought
Speaker 1: it up date never said a day my app So
Speaker 1: is this the order or did you go somewhere else?
Speaker 1: Now this is the order? So that's called then? Yeah
Speaker 1: for sure? No? Yes? Oh sorry, okay, tragedy. Yes, you
Speaker 1: guys know the foodie and I care about the foodies
Speaker 1: out there. And I saw this lonely girl sitting in
Speaker 1: as they forgot about your order. No, twenty thousand people
Speaker 1: are at this concert then, as they could have interviewed,
Speaker 1: and he goes, I'm gonna be line for the one
Speaker 1: way to bond me and ask her about that. When
Speaker 1: when our boss says, get the vibe of what's going
Speaker 1: on at the concert? You nailed there was a late sandwich.
Speaker 1: I they edited out your review of the food. Yes,
Speaker 1: I know that. You went on for five minutes. Actually
Speaker 1: that was probably the longest interview idea. Yeah, stop, what
Speaker 1: put you doing at Lizzo turns into kitchen nightmares? I
Speaker 1: should have been like, what you're doing at the Lizzo concert?
Speaker 1: I'm seeing the most amazing woman ever? Oh really? Now,
Speaker 1: why is Lizzo the most amazing woman ever? Because she
Speaker 1: has the music that just pumps you up, gets you going,
Speaker 1: motivates you. She's a great role model for small girls
Speaker 1: and she knows how to shake her out. Okay, so
Speaker 1: what's your strategy going in there? What's the strategy for
Speaker 1: the concert? Mangle, get on stage? What are you drunk?
Speaker 1: That's not a goal. You're gonna you are gonna try
Speaker 1: to get on stage. You're gonna try to get I know,
Speaker 1: I know. One second, how are you gonna get on stage?
Speaker 1: I have a thought of for yet? Laugh if you've
Speaker 1: been drinking. Yeah, it's just like Girls Night so badly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was more girls showed up. It was amazing. But
Speaker 1: that girl with that laugh, Jose, imagine if you and
Speaker 1: her had a baby, and imagine the laugh that baby
Speaker 1: would have. What would that sound like? I don't know.
Speaker 1: It sounds like a harmony of her and I together.
Speaker 1: It sounds like probably the Exorcist movie for dogs could
Speaker 1: be hearing. That was what you're doing at the Lizzo concert.
Speaker 1: Make sure the text in seven eighty five nine too.
Speaker 1: Let us know where you think Jose should drop his
Speaker 1: mic and next Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Brooke
Speaker 1: took a fat el on Veterans Day and I need
Speaker 1: to be spanked with it, spanked with what the ell
Speaker 1: oh spake spaked in the game. I guess. So, I
Speaker 1: don't know. A good weekend, But you're looking to redeem
Speaker 1: herself against Andrew from Belfare, who makes cutting boards and
Speaker 1: sells them at Christmas shows, Andrew, So, Brook, can we
Speaker 1: put you down for how many? Five? Six? This year?
Speaker 1: Sammy Lincoln? I check him out with one of your boards.
Speaker 1: Do you make paddles? Actually, why don't we do? Your
Speaker 1: favorite Angel? You could throw out your Etsy handle for
Speaker 1: people to go buy your cutting boards. Oh cool, I
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Yeah, it's rustic Cedar co. So is Cedar
Speaker 1: your favorite? Would? Um? A lot of them are actually
Speaker 1: made out of bamboo, But I really do like working
Speaker 1: with Cedar. Okay, there you go buy some cutting boards
Speaker 1: for your family. Yeah, we're sending Brook out of the studio.
Speaker 1: While that happens, you know, the game's played. Andrew. You
Speaker 1: got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know when, you can say pass. But
Speaker 1: you have to beat Brooke outright to win. Are you ready?
Speaker 1: I'm ready? Good luck man. Your time starts now. Today
Speaker 1: is National Pickle Day? Does the average American eat more
Speaker 1: or less than five pounds of pickles a year? More?
Speaker 1: What Variety TV show features characters named Animal Beaker and
Speaker 1: Gonzo Muppet. There are four states that begin with w Washington, Wyoming,
Speaker 1: West Virginia, and what other Wisconsin timpany is a type
Speaker 1: of what instrument percussion? Adele was born in what city? Tampa?
Speaker 1: You're a big adel fan, aren't you, Angree? I can
Speaker 1: tell yeah, yeah, I can't wait to read you the
Speaker 1: real answer on that one. Back into the studio. Oh,
Speaker 1: that made my day, Andrew, thank you for that. That
Speaker 1: was wonderful. No, we'll get to that in a second.
Speaker 1: Tell us more about about Christmas with you, Andrew. What's
Speaker 1: Christmas time like at Andrew's house? Um, it's really long.
Speaker 1: It starts in like the beginning of October because I
Speaker 1: got to start making product and then sounds fun. It's
Speaker 1: like Santa, Like Santa has to work all the way
Speaker 1: up there. Oh man. But we appreciate what you do, Andrew,
Speaker 1: and we appreciate your amazing what I didn't catch that yet?
Speaker 1: That's amazing. All right, Broke, let's keep moving. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. Today's National Pickle Day. Does the
Speaker 1: average American eat more or less than five pounds of
Speaker 1: pickles a year? What Variety TV show features characters named
Speaker 1: Animal Beaker and Gonzo Oh Muppets. There are four states
Speaker 1: that begin with w Washington, Wyoming, West Virginia, and one
Speaker 1: of timpany is a type of what instrument brass adele
Speaker 1: was born in what city London? What national sport has
Speaker 1: a championship award called the Commissioner's Trophy. The Commissioner's Trophy.
Speaker 1: Ghost um, happening, a lot of sounds coming out of there.
Speaker 1: All right, nah, I said it. Never mind. Well, let's
Speaker 1: where they're going to go, to the scoreboard. Okay, here's
Speaker 1: the thing. Jeffrey's crutch. We all have crutches on radio,
Speaker 1: is saying, all right, and so he's been trying to
Speaker 1: beat it all week and it just is beating him.
Speaker 1: Keeps happening. Yeah, no, right, here we go the scoreboard
Speaker 1: with Jose Andrew. You did Gray, You made us all laugh.
Speaker 1: We love having it. You got four correct today, my man?
Speaker 1: All right, good job, you're mocking name yea, even though
Speaker 1: you barely got out that last answer. We get accept it.
Speaker 1: And it's a good thing we did because you got four.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. The tie goes to the house on these,
Speaker 1: but we have to go over with these answers. I
Speaker 1: can't wait. Today is National Pickle Day. The average American
Speaker 1: eats more than five pounds of pickles. Yeah, we do
Speaker 1: eight and a half pounds. It's a lot of pickles.
Speaker 1: The TV show with characters like Animal Beaker and Gonzo
Speaker 1: is the Muppet Show. The four states that begin with
Speaker 1: w R, Washington, Wyoming, West Virginia, and Wisconsin. You guys
Speaker 1: both got that. Timpany is a type of drum percussion,
Speaker 1: and we gave you percussion. Andrew Adele was not born
Speaker 1: in Tampa, Andrew, I'm sorry to tell you. She was
Speaker 1: born in London back in nineteen eighty eight. And the
Speaker 1: Commissioner's Trophy is the Championship award for baseball. I can't
Speaker 1: believe you got that, Brooks So Andrew, I am so sorry.
Speaker 1: We can't give you any money here, but just for
Speaker 1: playing you do win a twenty five dollars gift card
Speaker 1: to Dozone Dumpling House. This is where we had our
Speaker 1: holiday party last year. So good. It's amazing. With eight
Speaker 1: locations in the greater Seattle area, Dozone is your best
Speaker 1: chance to try some wonderful dumplings and your best chance
Speaker 1: to run in Jose outside of the radio. I am
Speaker 1: there often. It's kind of sad, to be honest, So
Speaker 1: you enjoy that, Andrew. Thank you, guys, appreciate it all right.
Speaker 1: That's a wrap on Win Brooks box. We're gonna play again,
Speaker 1: same time tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.