Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season two, sexty three,
Speaker 1: Episode five of Jared Leys Like Guys stay productual ship Yeah,
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Speaker 1: Please welcome the hilarious and talented Channing cop Ak. Dreaming
Speaker 1: of my ctification, I want a cat face, Okay, I
Speaker 1: want to get plastic surgery to look like a cat.
Speaker 1: A safe space to share that absolutely absolutely mean, what
Speaker 1: does it take? You just do them some cheek filler
Speaker 1: you turn your nose into. I want to lose I
Speaker 1: just want to lose most of my teeth and have
Speaker 1: those little tiny teeth and then like the little spikies,
Speaker 1: and I want the yea happy and then I want
Speaker 1: the whiskers and I want to pull in a box.
Speaker 1: Yeah there you go, don't we all cats don't poop
Speaker 1: in boxes, right, I mean I have litter box, like
Speaker 1: just these old Amazon boxes I like to poop in.
Speaker 1: I love when they started doing that cool thing where
Speaker 1: doctors were encouraging you to mail your poop to get tested.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's just people cosplaying as cats and
Speaker 1: not wanting to admit it. Like, let's just be real here,
Speaker 1: early adopter of that practice. Hell yeah, you know they
Speaker 1: send you those litter boxes, those human litter boxes with
Speaker 1: the styre foam peanuts and Amazon boxes. That's what that's
Speaker 1: what those are four right, Yeah, I think it's like
Speaker 1: that should be normalized us. What else are we going
Speaker 1: to do with all those styre from peanuts other we're
Speaker 1: just trying to reduce reuse and recycle over here by
Speaker 1: pooping in our Amazon boxes and cover it with the
Speaker 1: other peanuts just after Yeah, just goes to the bottom.
Speaker 1: It's a good risk exercise. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Uh man,
Speaker 1: Well I made you guys stop having a conversation to
Speaker 1: start the show because I did say it is the
Speaker 1: content that we all crave. Okay, so before we started recording,
Speaker 1: you said, Shandy, I think justin say, Shandy, you're rolling
Speaker 1: I said, rolling like Fred Jurst and then Shanny you said,
Speaker 1: what You're a more of a West Borland. Yeah, I'm Moorrow,
Speaker 1: West Borland par Sen. I've been obsessed with Westbornelan like Listen.
Speaker 1: I was a big Limbiscuit fan, Like I had their
Speaker 1: photos every on every notebook like I had to bring
Speaker 1: to school. I was like, this is my band and
Speaker 1: West Borland to me, like I don't know what it
Speaker 1: was about, like his artistry, but it spoke to me
Speaker 1: as as a as a teenager. I was yeah, like
Speaker 1: every his makeup, his what he does with like his makeup.
Speaker 1: And I think he's a great guitarist and he's so
Speaker 1: cool and he's a brilliant painter. And I was just telling, um, Miles,
Speaker 1: I'm like, have you seen have you listened to his
Speaker 1: solo projects? Because his solo his solo albums are I
Speaker 1: mean is it Unlike? Yeah, it's nothing like Limbiscuit is.
Speaker 1: Like when Freshanti has his own albums, like outside of
Speaker 1: he's doing something interesting with her. You're like, okay, yeah, there,
Speaker 1: it's really good. I love it. So I was like,
Speaker 1: did you see his house flipping show site? Unseen? I
Speaker 1: haven't seen it. And I want to see it so
Speaker 1: bad I don't know where to watch it. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was it was funny. When he worked on he was like, dude,
Speaker 1: you're not He's like, West Bortland is actually pretty chill,
Speaker 1: because going into he hated Limp Biscuit and he's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what this is going to be like,
Speaker 1: and he's like this is kind of interesting, and I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, okay, He's more than just big old
Speaker 1: contact lenses to me. I think like West Borland is
Speaker 1: why Limp Biscuit is good. I think without West Borland
Speaker 1: there is an olymp Biscuit. And I think he made
Speaker 1: all the great parts of it. And obviously there's a
Speaker 1: magic between Fred and West coming together and you know,
Speaker 1: the entire band coming together. But yeah, like West is cool.
Speaker 1: And when you watch videos of like him show like
Speaker 1: sharing like all his collections and all his interests, like
Speaker 1: you're just like, this is an incredibly interesting human rights
Speaker 1: and it's like the relationship between yeah and he's hot.
Speaker 1: He's the one with the black dolls eyes for people
Speaker 1: who aren't like followers black guys dolls eyes. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like similar to the relationship between Brian Wilson
Speaker 1: and Mike Love like and Wilson was the singular artistry,
Speaker 1: like had the sound, the instrumentation, all that stuff, and
Speaker 1: my glove was like fine, but literally you could put
Speaker 1: anybody in the beach boys too. Like he his whole
Speaker 1: thing was like I gotta sing about surfboards and babes guys.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, anybody could have done that. Yeah. Anyways, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think Fred Fred Jurst replaceable. West Borland maybe not. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I haven't thought about that. I haven't. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: every everyone tonight, you know, get on whatever streaming service
Speaker 1: do you use, and give a little listen to West
Speaker 1: Borland and just do a little deep Bay. Just yeah,
Speaker 1: just really connect to the man that you should have
Speaker 1: been looking at the whole time instead of the red
Speaker 1: cap dude. Yeah, that's right. Always ignore the white guy
Speaker 1: in the red hat. I think it's a good policy.
Speaker 1: All right, Shannon, We're going to get to know you
Speaker 1: a little bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna
Speaker 1: tell our listeners a couple of things we're talking about.
Speaker 1: We're going to talk about the Republicans going in with
Speaker 1: a slim majority in the House, so the new structure
Speaker 1: of it all, Mike Pence had a CNN town hall
Speaker 1: that went great. Oh yeah, nah, it didn't. It didn't
Speaker 1: go good. It didn't go good. Nah, not too good.
Speaker 1: We might even talk about McDonald's and they're weird history
Speaker 1: with video games, all of that plenty more. But first, Shannon,
Speaker 1: we do like to ask our guests, what is something
Speaker 1: from your search history? Oh So, when I was like
Speaker 1: looking at my search history, the last thing I searched
Speaker 1: was actually I was looking up my friend because I
Speaker 1: had just texted her to like my old friend from college,
Speaker 1: who you know, I feel like we've been friends for
Speaker 1: a long time, feel pretty close. I sent her a
Speaker 1: nice message and then I was like, yeah, I hope
Speaker 1: you and your husband, Eric are doing I didn't say husband.
Speaker 1: I was like, I hope you and Eric are doing well.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh my god, it's her
Speaker 1: husband even named Eric. And then I was like trying
Speaker 1: to google like them to see it to confirm his name.
Speaker 1: One of my most common searches that it's never come
Speaker 1: up on this is trying to figure out the spouse's name.
Speaker 1: When I'm like, hey, hope you and Blank are doing great,
Speaker 1: it's so like, I feel so guilty, but it's like
Speaker 1: he's like I don't like he's just a guy. He's
Speaker 1: a guy that makes her so happy and I'm so
Speaker 1: happy that they found each other and they're married. But
Speaker 1: like I have like one one gigabyte brain, like I
Speaker 1: don't have room for this, you know, like we got
Speaker 1: to move this in full around and like it's that's
Speaker 1: the reason for not knowing that you're like friends partner's
Speaker 1: name is it because like you just haven't met them,
Speaker 1: so you only know them through like social media posts.
Speaker 1: Like I feel like that's when I've got caught up.
Speaker 1: I'm like, wait, what the fund is their partner's name? Again,
Speaker 1: I don't know, you know, I've hung out with him
Speaker 1: like like probably like twice, and it's just it's just tough,
Speaker 1: like I did, you know, like I should know his name,
Speaker 1: but every now I think it's like when someone's name
Speaker 1: is like Eric, I think I panic because it seems
Speaker 1: too easy, right, Like when someone's name is like Bill,
Speaker 1: I'm like totally crap is and I am I And
Speaker 1: I actually just like plugging in a random, like normal
Speaker 1: guy name, Like I get like this it's probably just anxiety,
Speaker 1: Like I probably know his name but I don't trust
Speaker 1: myself enough, and I'm like, oh my god, I just
Speaker 1: said Eric and it's actually Walter. You know wait, wait,
Speaker 1: you don't identify with that at all, Miles, Because I've
Speaker 1: I've always suspected also that I just have a bad
Speaker 1: brain for you know what what it is is, I've
Speaker 1: I've completely liberated myself from the stress of not remembering
Speaker 1: people's names. And my tactic has always introduced the person
Speaker 1: I'm with by name, right, and then let the let
Speaker 1: the social thing. Let the social When you're texting someone
Speaker 1: in there like, hey, Hope, even if they don't have tools,
Speaker 1: I have tools to escape my own. What if the
Speaker 1: rest of their family all died in a tragic incident
Speaker 1: and they only have their one partner, You're gonna be like, hey, Hope,
Speaker 1: you and the other that your other half? Do you
Speaker 1: get like poetic better half? Then I lean into that
Speaker 1: so it feels like a joke, But really I still
Speaker 1: don't know the name. I'll send a voice note you're
Speaker 1: better than us because I just I make a get
Speaker 1: I'm like, go with my initial gut instincts, send the name.
Speaker 1: Then immediately panicked and I'm like, how do I send
Speaker 1: and then Google and I'm like, oh my gosh, Okay,
Speaker 1: I got it right. I guess the most stressful is
Speaker 1: like when it's someone you know you can google and
Speaker 1: you see them across room, like ship, let me google
Speaker 1: that ship before they come over here. What's up, Jerick. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like eight ninety percent of the time I
Speaker 1: have the name right, but that ten percent makes it
Speaker 1: so that I'm just like, I can't risk it. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna say what's up, man, even if it's a child.
Speaker 1: You know, That's just what I'm going to go with.
Speaker 1: And I mean confidence does it all? Right? Like I've
Speaker 1: had people come up to my face and be like
Speaker 1: hey Janet and I'm like, oh cool, yeah, what's up.
Speaker 1: I'm like and I'm like, you know what, hey, they
Speaker 1: hit it with confidence. My name is Shannon, not Janet,
Speaker 1: but we love it. I got acknowledged. Now, Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: do people miss here your name is Janet because I
Speaker 1: could now understand that Janet. Yeah. Like I think, like
Speaker 1: I'm like, saying my own name is one of like
Speaker 1: the weakest things I could. I am incapable of saying
Speaker 1: my name like channo proper. Like I can't say Idence.
Speaker 1: So I get Janet, I get so many things, like
Speaker 1: growing up, people couldn't say my name in Puerto Rico,
Speaker 1: even though my best name, my best friend's name was
Speaker 1: Sharon and they could all say Sharon. They couldn't say Shannon,
Speaker 1: and they would just call me Chann Mill and so
Speaker 1: like they were like Chann thell. And then they made
Speaker 1: this joke about how my parents name me channel because
Speaker 1: they were having sex on the couch when they were
Speaker 1: making me and they kept hitting the remote and choosing
Speaker 1: the channel. Um good, they thought about that nickname. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: when it speculates the fucking the scene of your conception
Speaker 1: part of yeah channel, you know, sucking on the couch
Speaker 1: and kept messing with the remote. Come on, and you're like, damn,
Speaker 1: these uh, these people had a lot of time to
Speaker 1: think about my name. They really worked on this type
Speaker 1: five on just my name. Yeah yeah, I I also
Speaker 1: don't say my name was Confidence, and people usually hear
Speaker 1: it as Jake. Wait, so if first comes out of Barkley, well,
Speaker 1: how how are you saying your name When someone goes, hey,
Speaker 1: good to meet you. I'm Frank Jack. I think, yeah, Brad, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I could tell that. I could tell you. Its like
Speaker 1: halfway and I get the J and the A and
Speaker 1: then halfway through you I'm out. I'm out. I'm also
Speaker 1: busy running out of the room at that point. So day, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that jag guy is pretty cool. Guy just jumped through
Speaker 1: our front window. One brand for that guy jog just jogged.
Speaker 1: It is named after the act of jugging. What is something,
Speaker 1: shanning you think is overrated? Okay? I think I think
Speaker 1: smooth ageless skin is overrated, all right. And the reason
Speaker 1: I'm saying this is because I am being bombarded. I
Speaker 1: am being harassed constantly seven with like every product that's like,
Speaker 1: don't you want to get rid of your nasty crater
Speaker 1: old woman's skin? And I'm like, whoa Jesus, what is happening?
Speaker 1: And it's like Black Friday is coming up. I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is, really, but it feels like it
Speaker 1: feels like every year now it's like getting longer. It
Speaker 1: used to be like a day, now it's a week.
Speaker 1: Now this year it feels like it's a year long event.
Speaker 1: And I'm getting so many Black Friday deals for like
Speaker 1: all these like lasers and things, and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: you know what, Like I'm I'm annoyed. I'm annoyed about it.
Speaker 1: Leave me alone. I don't care. I'm about to take
Speaker 1: a knife to my face and give myself the deep
Speaker 1: line and just be like, look, look, it's fine, you know,
Speaker 1: like I'm so happy. Yeah, it's okay. Because it's a
Speaker 1: little intense and like we're all in the same age group.
Speaker 1: Are you all getting harassed on social media with this stuff?
Speaker 1: I see, I see increased like men's skincare things pop up.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm I don't know. I think again. I
Speaker 1: just try and ignore as many ads as possible unless
Speaker 1: it's like a gigantic blanket I can wear, and the
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, hold on, what's this. I'm in the
Speaker 1: market for that. I don't need things, just like your
Speaker 1: pores look like the surface of the moon, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the fun I'm like, okay, yeah, Like I like,
Speaker 1: I want a blanket. I'll buy so many blankets. I'll
Speaker 1: buy a blanket from my face. But like, stop sending
Speaker 1: me these ads where it's like we know you're dying,
Speaker 1: you don't look out sexy and tire, like this fact
Speaker 1: that you're dying from everyone else, and like I think
Speaker 1: the fact that I'm dying is cool, Okay, Like I'm
Speaker 1: I think it's relatable that we're all aging and I
Speaker 1: love it like I love my face. Right, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it's just funked up when the marketing is like, hey,
Speaker 1: you should be in denial about your mortality because that's
Speaker 1: the most unhealthy ship because if the second you go
Speaker 1: down that road of like, oh, I can prevent like
Speaker 1: me having to be visited by my own mortality when
Speaker 1: I look in the mirror, I feel like that's where
Speaker 1: you know, you can get a little bit too invested
Speaker 1: in that. So yeah, you know when I say that
Speaker 1: as somebody with basically no wrinkles, maybe because the genetics
Speaker 1: have blessed me. So for all y'all out there with
Speaker 1: the prune skin, you know, I feel for y'all. Sponsored
Speaker 1: by one of these firms, I do have to say
Speaker 1: on his behalf that he's okay, yeah, so it's not
Speaker 1: just not total paola. Yeah, but I do inject human
Speaker 1: growth hormone directly into my the corner something. He has
Speaker 1: a proprietary serum that he's trying to push one of
Speaker 1: that Black Friday, and I mean, like, I'm sure you
Speaker 1: don't feel good, you know, knowing that you're just a
Speaker 1: rotting corpse every day, right, So I don't know, I
Speaker 1: think it's kind of fun. Like I've always felt like
Speaker 1: this body, Like I've always felt like, oh man, I
Speaker 1: can't wait to just be like an ethereal gas again.
Speaker 1: Like you know, like my body has always kind of
Speaker 1: just been like quite clearly like designed to keep me grounded.
Speaker 1: And I'm a Pisces a scorpio moon. Oh listen, I
Speaker 1: want to float. I want to be in the sky.
Speaker 1: So like I kind of think part of our human
Speaker 1: journey and like the fact that we are slowly decaying
Speaker 1: and eventually going to die. Like I think that's the
Speaker 1: coolest part about life. It's like it's enjoyed, this is fun,
Speaker 1: and at the end we get this this like ultimate release,
Speaker 1: this like cool transformation, this level up. Like you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to Heaven's gate it, but you know,
Speaker 1: when when organically, yeah, but if it organically happens to
Speaker 1: me or you know, or if I see it happening slowly,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to fight it. So like, you know,
Speaker 1: lasers are cool, but like lasers that are meant to
Speaker 1: shame me. I don't think lasers should shame. Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't think you should be engaging in shame, especially not
Speaker 1: revolving around appearance, and especially when you know the comment
Speaker 1: hail Bob is about to do another peri helium by
Speaker 1: the Earth, in which try to catch it this time. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: don't don't miss your chance this time. Mess it up
Speaker 1: like those dudes are falling Marshall apple White did did
Speaker 1: they mess it out Miles or are they partying right now?
Speaker 1: On the tail of Shannon, what's something you think is underrated? Underrated?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with like fluffy cozy socks because I'm
Speaker 1: obsessed with them, Like I had a couple of pairs,
Speaker 1: and then I feel like during the pandemic, I just like,
Speaker 1: you know, like my boyfriend started buying me a bunch
Speaker 1: and like literally like go to the dollar store and
Speaker 1: get yourself just like a pair of dollar fluffy socks.
Speaker 1: And I swear cozy socks are equal to like five
Speaker 1: weeks worth of therapy, like the mental health level up,
Speaker 1: Like it's like self soothed, you know, it really makes
Speaker 1: everything easier and better. I mean it it goes back
Speaker 1: to like you know, the blanket, like getting yourself a
Speaker 1: good blanket like that kind of stuff. I feel like
Speaker 1: it's never we can never praise it enough. Cozy stuff
Speaker 1: makes me feel good. You know. Do you have any
Speaker 1: of the fluffy cozy pgs, like the ones that are
Speaker 1: like made of the sock, made of the big soft
Speaker 1: material that's doing in Korean culture and so like that's
Speaker 1: I went to Ka Town and got my wife like
Speaker 1: seven of those last year. She's like, all right, you're
Speaker 1: overdoing it a little bit, but this is great. And
Speaker 1: every night, yeah, every night she has one of those swags.
Speaker 1: They're a little warm for lost, but they are lovely
Speaker 1: when it when it's called outside, I recommend you got
Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta pair, Like I don't know. I
Speaker 1: just think I spooned the pair. And I also run
Speaker 1: way too hot for that sort of thing, Like even
Speaker 1: in the dead of winter, I'm wearing shorts and a
Speaker 1: T shirt. Yeah yeah, yeah, wow, good for you. That's terrible.
Speaker 1: I'm so sweaty all the time. It's brutal. Actually yeah,
Speaker 1: never mind, bro. Yeah, well maybe the sweat is hydrating
Speaker 1: though for your skin. That's why you look so young.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I know it doesn't that make you feel
Speaker 1: good when you're just like, hey, you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: never alone. There's just tons of like disgusting bugs on
Speaker 1: me every time. Yeah, you were talking about like rotting.
Speaker 1: Is it like any time you have like a burp
Speaker 1: come up? It's like, ah, yeah, there's a lot going
Speaker 1: on down there, just things, things decomposing inside me right now,
Speaker 1: breaking down. Yeah. I read once and I don't know
Speaker 1: that this is true, because who knows where where I'm
Speaker 1: reading stuff, but I read once that it was like,
Speaker 1: every time you get a food craving, that's what's currently
Speaker 1: decomposing in your stomach, like in the deep lining of
Speaker 1: your intestines. I don't know, it's interesting, but I was like,
Speaker 1: now when I get craving, so I'm like, do I
Speaker 1: really want this or is that just what's sucking rotting
Speaker 1: in a little hole in my gut? And there's like
Speaker 1: a little civil war being fought there where they're like,
Speaker 1: this is our new leader, Give us more of this. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Last night I had a little mug of cheerios with
Speaker 1: vegan eggnog and some cinnamon sprinkled on that, and it
Speaker 1: was a holiday snack. I recommend that, but I feel
Speaker 1: like it's gonna be rotting in my gut soon what
Speaker 1: kind of eggnog? I just bought almond milk eggnog. It
Speaker 1: was all right, I want to try I did. I
Speaker 1: did the almond milk one because I couldn't find the
Speaker 1: oat milk wand it's always out, Oh milk is It's
Speaker 1: tough to keep on the shelves. Man. I know we
Speaker 1: have an oath milk problem in this country. I know,
Speaker 1: I know. Well, we're thank you for leaving into our
Speaker 1: first news story. Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We'll be right by the way. That does sound really delicious.
Speaker 1: It's just classic cheerios. Yeah, just classic cheerios and you
Speaker 1: add the cinnamon and you add the whatever your version
Speaker 1: of egg nogs. I went with the almond milk one.
Speaker 1: It was good, It might be good. You know. I'll
Speaker 1: go full dairy for that. Actually, completely give up with
Speaker 1: my big blanket on. Yeah. We just buy real dairy
Speaker 1: without the lactose now, because my kids are all lactose intolerant,
Speaker 1: as our most humans I think. And it's it's a great,
Speaker 1: you know, evolution that we have that you can just
Speaker 1: do full dairy without the lactose without making yourself sick.
Speaker 1: Shout out to the scientists, a big dairy shout out
Speaker 1: to doubt chemical. All right, let's take a quick break,
Speaker 1: we'll come back, we'll talk politics, and we're back. And yeah,
Speaker 1: So the Republicans did win the House by a slim majority,
Speaker 1: but courtesy of what's that word, yeah, jerry manding. Courtesy
Speaker 1: of jerrymandring, they have won the House. That Rhonda Santis
Speaker 1: map in Florida really is, I think was the difference
Speaker 1: maker there because it was like, how about we just
Speaker 1: fucking vaporize these blue seats. There we go, there's our
Speaker 1: majority here and they can't do anything about it. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, like prior to the red fart, there were
Speaker 1: like a lot of talks and screams from their right
Speaker 1: about like, y'all better buckle up because when we when
Speaker 1: we sweep the nation, you guys are in trouble. And
Speaker 1: now that the reality is set in that it's a
Speaker 1: pretty slim majority, they're a little less confident about that vision.
Speaker 1: But they're still very much invested in fucking up the
Speaker 1: entire Biden agenda and administration. And I think, you know,
Speaker 1: the Atlantic is sort of saying like, there, it looks
Speaker 1: like this is going to be quote Benghazi Times infinity,
Speaker 1: because it sounds like they're just gonna go on impeachment palooza,
Speaker 1: like for like against anyone they don't like in the administration,
Speaker 1: you know, like for example, Marjorie Taylor Green has already
Speaker 1: says she has plans to quote investigate Speaker Nancy Pelosi
Speaker 1: in the Justice Department for their treatment of defendants jailed
Speaker 1: in connection with the January six attack on the Capitol. Wow,
Speaker 1: what a valiant effort, that's yeah. That one dude asked
Speaker 1: for a vegan diet and it took them like three
Speaker 1: hours to get a vegan like a vegan meal. Uh,
Speaker 1: Marjorie Taylor in Google, how many people died in rikers
Speaker 1: this month? And then you're talking about people with fucked
Speaker 1: up treatment while they're being held before trial. But anyway,
Speaker 1: you know, I think it's probably gonna this is gonna
Speaker 1: be the case because Republicans have zero desire to legislate,
Speaker 1: plus their tiny majority of basically guarantee it just makes
Speaker 1: it impossible even if they actually wanted to address things
Speaker 1: like inflation, to do anything, but they don't because they
Speaker 1: in the like the midterms are like, we gotta focus
Speaker 1: on the inflation, the gas prices, and now I think
Speaker 1: one of the first things they've said since the majority
Speaker 1: was like confirmed is like Jim Jordan's eye, here's like,
Speaker 1: we're gonna investigate Hunter Biden. Okay, sure, Like yeah, of
Speaker 1: all the things to to prioritize Hunter Biden seems ridiculous.
Speaker 1: But I am so tired. I mean, I'm so tired
Speaker 1: of hearing about Hunter Biden, like as if they act
Speaker 1: as if Democrats are protecting him, and then we're like, no,
Speaker 1: he's one of us. We're gonna I can't. I don't
Speaker 1: know a single person who cares about Hunter Biden. Take
Speaker 1: them in, do whatever you need to do. If he
Speaker 1: did something bad, if his laptop is weird, he sold
Speaker 1: some guns and light about it, I don't care. Just
Speaker 1: if this is what's gonna bring you to you a
Speaker 1: little weird over Republicans, just take the dude and and
Speaker 1: lock him up and don't give him his vegan soda
Speaker 1: or whatever it is he wants. I don't care. Like
Speaker 1: it's such a distraction, and I'm so tired of these games,
Speaker 1: and I just want Democrats to like not engage with this. Well,
Speaker 1: I think that's what the next That's what that's the
Speaker 1: difference this time, right is because you know, right now
Speaker 1: it's clear we're gonna probably going to have these like
Speaker 1: weekly political dog and pony shows or Jim Jordan's or
Speaker 1: James Kormer is gonna act like they found some smoking
Speaker 1: gun evidence of the demoncrats real agenda, and you know,
Speaker 1: and I think the one thing they learned during like
Speaker 1: the Benghazi stuff was like, get people on those committees
Speaker 1: who can like actually rhetorically rebut the bullshit, Like don't
Speaker 1: just don't just put people on committees because of seniority.
Speaker 1: That's not a good tactic. Put people on those committees
Speaker 1: who you know, are gonna hear some bullshit, be able
Speaker 1: to call it out in real time and just at
Speaker 1: least be able to present a counterpoint in real time.
Speaker 1: That's sort of like the sort of beginnings of the strategy.
Speaker 1: But it also turns out there's also like an entire
Speaker 1: rapid response infrastructure that the Democrats would have like have
Speaker 1: developed because of what the funk went down, you know,
Speaker 1: with you know, the mid term sweep in. It's called
Speaker 1: the Congressional Integrity Project Initiative, and it says basically it
Speaker 1: will include rapid response teams, investigative researchers, polsters, and eventually
Speaker 1: a paid media campaign to put congressional Republicans quote squarely
Speaker 1: on the defense for all the distraction nonsense they're going
Speaker 1: to do. So I don't well, we'll see how that works.
Speaker 1: I think, honestly, the the biggest strategy that Democrats should
Speaker 1: take is to not treat these people like they're fucking
Speaker 1: like humans, you know, it's the fucking clown show totally,
Speaker 1: or like they have any they like there's anything you
Speaker 1: can do to you know, satisfy them or reason with them.
Speaker 1: Made that mistake, like when the Tea Party came in,
Speaker 1: is he tried to act like these were good faith actors.
Speaker 1: They're not. They're fucking crystal fascists who are just going
Speaker 1: to use like the the mechanics of the Congress to
Speaker 1: try and you know, exert some sort of weird hit
Speaker 1: peace or whatever to just keep the MAGA momentum going
Speaker 1: into I mean, we can't do that anymore. It's it's
Speaker 1: that I feel like it's one of the things that
Speaker 1: makes us not only look weak, but it's a huge distraction,
Speaker 1: eats up so much time and energy, and to me
Speaker 1: makes me feel hopeless and like after this past election,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling a little hopeful, and like I think someone
Speaker 1: that I saw I saw a Rubin Guy Diego from
Speaker 1: Arizona congressman. He was like on all in with Chris Hayes,
Speaker 1: and Chris Hay's kind of like asking this question about like, well,
Speaker 1: what are you gonna do if you know, like if
Speaker 1: Carrie Lake is saying that that that that election was
Speaker 1: rigged and that was stolen. And I love Droven Diego's
Speaker 1: energy because he was just like, we're not doing that,
Speaker 1: Like if you lost and you're going to fight this,
Speaker 1: you're an ignorant loser and we don't have time for that. Bs,
Speaker 1: we're not following for it. And I was like, this
Speaker 1: is the energy we need, Like I want every person
Speaker 1: to just look at that interview and embody that it's
Speaker 1: like cutthroat, like we don't have time for this. We're
Speaker 1: not playing games, you like these people are just throwing
Speaker 1: tantrums them scream from the sidelines because that's all. It
Speaker 1: doesn't it doesn't move the needle. For all the screaming
Speaker 1: and ship that was going on during these mid terms
Speaker 1: and everything, they're like it's just it's not a winning
Speaker 1: message when at the at the like the foundation of
Speaker 1: it is, we believe some people are subhuman. That's straight
Speaker 1: up facts for our platform, that's just not you know,
Speaker 1: you're only going to get a certain amount of people
Speaker 1: that are intensely hateful. But yeah, like Ruben Geago was
Speaker 1: also like going off on Cinema too, and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was. I don't know where this fool was at
Speaker 1: all campaigning either, because she's in it for herself and
Speaker 1: that's the kind of trash we don't need anymore. And
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, it's just we're slowly, i think, hopefully
Speaker 1: just seeing more people with their fucking ship together actually
Speaker 1: being able to be in Congress. But it's still a
Speaker 1: fucking long fight because with the House like this, I
Speaker 1: don't know what is going to actually get past, you know,
Speaker 1: because it's gonna be you're gonna have people on the right,
Speaker 1: the far right, like the Marjorie Taylor Green Freedom Caucus type,
Speaker 1: people who would probably never want the Republicans to ever
Speaker 1: do a deal with Joe Biden because they don't think
Speaker 1: he's the president you're gonna like, So the Republicans have
Speaker 1: a real hard time being in the majority and like
Speaker 1: having to please these people who want to quite literally
Speaker 1: just hit the brakes on everything, and then other people
Speaker 1: who are like, dude, we have to figure out a
Speaker 1: way like to do some legislating or at to be
Speaker 1: able to keep like budgets or the debt ceiling going.
Speaker 1: And there's a lot of talk of Democrats just saying like,
Speaker 1: you know what, we're gonna kill that, the like the
Speaker 1: plan to even have to keep raising the debt ceiling.
Speaker 1: We'll just get rid of it so we don't have
Speaker 1: to fucking be held hostage by the Republicans and we
Speaker 1: can just do as we need to. And a lot
Speaker 1: of Republicans look here like that would probably be the
Speaker 1: best thing to do, because then you can just do
Speaker 1: it and there doesn't have to be so much in fighting.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and is that something they're going to be
Speaker 1: able to do, I mean in this like while they
Speaker 1: still have they could in the duck Congress. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: we'll see. But I think these are all the things
Speaker 1: that all the ideas that are swirling around right now
Speaker 1: is to be like, Okay, we have to brace for
Speaker 1: fuck a reimpact in January and then you know, slog
Speaker 1: it out for two more years. Yeah, well, at least
Speaker 1: they're bracing for it and they have some kind of
Speaker 1: plan put together, because I feel like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's the first time they're doing that.
Speaker 1: I feel like in the past they've been like, oh what,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I didn't know. This is going to
Speaker 1: be difficult. The bad faith, the bad faith, like how
Speaker 1: bad faith everything was took them by surprise for for
Speaker 1: like a whole decade, only twelve years, right to hold on?
Speaker 1: And even then, I'm not convinced, right because who knows
Speaker 1: what the funk happens with like CNN and a fucking
Speaker 1: The New York Times and MSNBC, and they're like like
Speaker 1: breathlessly covering these fucking stupid committee hearings and investigations, and
Speaker 1: then you're like, well, it doesn't matter if the media
Speaker 1: is also like I don't know, is did Hunter Biden
Speaker 1: like smoke crack with fucking Kim Jong Oon? I don't know?
Speaker 1: Can we just I do like the idea of just
Speaker 1: giving up Hunter Biden, even though you know he's he's
Speaker 1: a lot of fun and he seems like just a
Speaker 1: party wherever he goes, Like, I don't I don't think personal.
Speaker 1: I don't think any Democrats are going to be like,
Speaker 1: oh no, not our Hunter, And I feel like the
Speaker 1: Republicans would probably feel mostly the same about Donald Trump Jr. So, like,
Speaker 1: could we do like a reverse stage exchange where like
Speaker 1: we just get to take both of them down, like
Speaker 1: you like sacrificial hostage exchange where it's just like because
Speaker 1: you know they're both easy to like, they could easily
Speaker 1: be put away for years on drug charges, both of them.
Speaker 1: Biden's thinking like a mom boss. He's like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I might give up my son bro to shut these
Speaker 1: people up and keep it moving. It's like it is
Speaker 1: kind of like a I ke too move. It's like
Speaker 1: they're they're pushing all of this energy in one way
Speaker 1: and then you just let it give and now let
Speaker 1: it give. But then also, that's Donald Trump Jr. On
Speaker 1: It's messy because the second you start being like, all right,
Speaker 1: you're right, Jim Jordan's No, that's that's what's next. Wait
Speaker 1: is that Jim Jordan's he also wants to take out
Speaker 1: Donald Trump Jor? No, No, what I'm saying Jim Jordan's
Speaker 1: is hell bent on taking down Hunter Biden. Yeah, ye,
Speaker 1: like I'm saying the second word, even allowing him to
Speaker 1: seem like someone who's reasonable. I mean, like we already
Speaker 1: have maybe it's a loser, but I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know. We'll see Hunter Colin, Are you willing to
Speaker 1: you know, give yourself up? Yeah? I feel like, you know,
Speaker 1: he could he could have fun, you know, locked up
Speaker 1: like I don't think like like you just said, you know,
Speaker 1: he's a fun guy. He'll find a way to make
Speaker 1: it work. I could see him funds to make a
Speaker 1: party wherever he is, if he's at a rehab clinic,
Speaker 1: he's going to turn the flirtation tank into a party. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: speaking of maybe it's a loser, Mike Pence, he had
Speaker 1: a CNN town hall and it went super good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's compelled not and there's a lot of energy for
Speaker 1: him from him. He's he's good. He is a stale,
Speaker 1: hot dog bun of a human being. His eyes are
Speaker 1: so full of life, don't you agree? Looking into his beautiful,
Speaker 1: full of life eyes just energy. Yeah. So, I mean
Speaker 1: CNN has been trying to capture more conservative viewers and
Speaker 1: you know, try to keep up in the ad spend wars.
Speaker 1: They've been failing miserably they had the worst ratings ever
Speaker 1: for an election in their entire history as a network.
Speaker 1: And you know, even like the Morning Show they were
Speaker 1: trying to push hard with Don Lemon and some other people,
Speaker 1: that is even getting the same ratings as the older
Speaker 1: show that it replaced, So there had already never heard
Speaker 1: of yeah right exactly, so shifting to the right, it
Speaker 1: really ain't it. But that didn't stop them from trying
Speaker 1: to normalize noted mulan hater and crystal fascist stack of
Speaker 1: self doubt Mike Pence. And while it may get ratings
Speaker 1: from the conservatives, most people do not give a single
Speaker 1: funk about what Mike Pence thinks because he has no
Speaker 1: thoughts on anything ever, except that he thinks Mulan is
Speaker 1: the fucking terrible in Pierson and will be the downfall
Speaker 1: of our entire society. That feels like the most pointed
Speaker 1: take he's ever had. And this town hall was surely
Speaker 1: his first step to you know, becoming a presidential handed
Speaker 1: it and launching his book, and he fucking crushed it,
Speaker 1: and by it I mean his own fucking balls because
Speaker 1: it was so fucking bad for starters. I gotta give
Speaker 1: credit to Jake Tapper because he knew Pencil was gonna
Speaker 1: walk in there and get caught lacking with like the
Speaker 1: predictable responses to his lack of spine, and he was asked, like, Yo,
Speaker 1: why the funk would you campaign for election deniers like
Speaker 1: in like with like Blake Masters and like other people
Speaker 1: when those are the very people that almost got you got? Like?
Speaker 1: What is help walk me through the logic here, my
Speaker 1: g uh. And this is how that exchange went. I
Speaker 1: was surprised to see you campaigning for Don Baldock New
Speaker 1: Hampshire and Blake Masters in Arizona, who who lied about
Speaker 1: the election, who defeated one could say, one could argue
Speaker 1: better candidates and the Republican primaries who were future leaning
Speaker 1: candidates um and paying for them. You know, I've often
Speaker 1: said I'm a Christian, a Conservative, and a Republican in
Speaker 1: that order, but I'm a Republican, and once Republican primary
Speaker 1: voters had chosen their nominees, I went out and traveled
Speaker 1: to thirty five states over the last year and a
Speaker 1: half to see if we could elect a Republican majority
Speaker 1: of Dude just shut like so he is, Oh, he's
Speaker 1: so strange to watch. Oh yo, y'all need to go
Speaker 1: watch this Cliff. It's the way he really tried to
Speaker 1: look out at the crowd like he's like, yo, man,
Speaker 1: this guy's asshole. Huh, Like he's stupid. And then it
Speaker 1: was like, so how do you how do you? How
Speaker 1: do you square that? Like you're out here like twerking
Speaker 1: for the people who would have been fine seeing you dead.
Speaker 1: He's like, hey, madam, a Christian, a conservative Republican in
Speaker 1: that order, but I'm a report like so fucking caned,
Speaker 1: so rehearsed, so like not human and all of his
Speaker 1: gestures are president. He has like four gestures that he
Speaker 1: goes between and they're all president face, like from from
Speaker 1: like an Eadies movie or something. It's just all it's
Speaker 1: so weird, like all the humanity. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: think I saw much humanity in him before, but it's
Speaker 1: all gone and it's now it really looks like it
Speaker 1: is a it is an animatronic, like a Mike Pence
Speaker 1: animatronic up there. It's very interesting and he's just given
Speaker 1: like serious brow one gesture. It's yeah, he looks like
Speaker 1: it looks like a Black Mirror episode where like the
Speaker 1: first AI robot was running for president. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: and somehow was getting support because of like these like
Speaker 1: weird like human mimicry things that it does. But then
Speaker 1: like when it comes to logic, it's like, yeah, but
Speaker 1: you completely self owned by like caping for these candidates
Speaker 1: who are absolutely election deniers. It's like, yeah, it's so
Speaker 1: weird that he can like portray like a face of
Speaker 1: confidence when you're like, you know, you're like a little
Speaker 1: cuckam at, like people haven't tipping on your bro, and
Speaker 1: you're just loving it. And like, I don't I don't
Speaker 1: know how he can find the confidence to even be
Speaker 1: in public. It's bizarre. And like the fact that he's
Speaker 1: just like I don't know, and if he him toying
Speaker 1: with the idea of running is bizarre to me. I
Speaker 1: don't know that anyone would actually vote for him, not
Speaker 1: even Republicans, because yeah, he's being a simp and it's
Speaker 1: just weird. He's like a SoundCloud rapper, but like on
Speaker 1: the right, who's trying to run for president and people like, bro,
Speaker 1: nobody fucking with your ship. Like and also it's like
Speaker 1: those spins are all for me, like your friends and family,
Speaker 1: like that is not this ship is not popping he's like,
Speaker 1: but I've been on SoundCloud for fifteen years, but he's
Speaker 1: got a lot of friends and family because he is
Speaker 1: the billionaire donor's choice, Like that was always the idea.
Speaker 1: Like he was behind the scenes, you know, talking to
Speaker 1: the Koke Brothers, talking to like all the big Republican donors,
Speaker 1: just being like, hey, we're doing our best here with
Speaker 1: this guy. But this guy is a wild card. When
Speaker 1: he was in the White House, and I can guarantee
Speaker 1: that this is my prediction, at least he will run.
Speaker 1: The mainstream media will take it seriously. They will then
Speaker 1: like write stories about how it's a surprise that he
Speaker 1: got like one point seven percent of the right, Like
Speaker 1: they'll be like and I'm like, wow, it's really not
Speaker 1: happening for Pence. I mean a lot of people were
Speaker 1: saying and by that, I mean we were saying in
Speaker 1: columns on this website because we're all owned by the
Speaker 1: same billionaires as Mike Pence. But it's it's wild, truly,
Speaker 1: Like it feels like they have been in the lab
Speaker 1: with him, just drilling him on five facial expressions that yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's it's like a a very on
Speaker 1: the nose like I was trying to think it, like
Speaker 1: the Black Mirror thing is right, except it would be
Speaker 1: the worst version of Black Mirror. It would be the
Speaker 1: worst episode of Black Mirror because there's nothing compelling about
Speaker 1: like pens like you would you would be watching it
Speaker 1: and be like, yeah, but this is like no, like
Speaker 1: you can black see people falling for this. The Black
Speaker 1: Mirror episode would be about how this sad robot realizes
Speaker 1: he's shitty and goes home and like is like tortured
Speaker 1: because he has some level of like he's sentient and
Speaker 1: he's like do I suck? And then you're like, damn,
Speaker 1: like this it must suck to be one of these
Speaker 1: as I feel like, would maybe the moral of that
Speaker 1: Black Mirror, like the movie AI, he would he would
Speaker 1: the Koch brothers or whoever runs their fortune now would
Speaker 1: take him to a dump somewhere to be like you
Speaker 1: just weren't good enough, man, Like I blame the programmers really,
Speaker 1: like if you're an AI and you're lame, like that's
Speaker 1: not your fault, but like you got programmed wrong and
Speaker 1: you should be able to do a little upgrade in
Speaker 1: a software reboot and get good. Yeah. Another moment came
Speaker 1: when dude, this Mike Pencils Like, I've never seen such
Speaker 1: partisanship on the Hill, especially you know with the January
Speaker 1: six committee. Dude, Jake Tapper straight up fucking just chest
Speaker 1: passed the ball right back to him in his face, like,
Speaker 1: oh really, what about this ship? Motherfucker. So this is
Speaker 1: another sad exchange where again everybody knew what his predictable
Speaker 1: responses would be. So Jake Tapper came a little bit
Speaker 1: prepared to rebut it, and that the Democrats Speaker of
Speaker 1: the House appointed all the members of the committee after McCarthy, Republican,
Speaker 1: removed the members his members. I must tell you, in
Speaker 1: my twelve years in the Congress of the United States,
Speaker 1: the idea of a partisan committee on Capitol Hill, a
Speaker 1: committee appointed by one party, was antithetical to what the
Speaker 1: Congress is. It did happen before that, what happened, uh
Speaker 1: for the Katrina Committee when Democratic leaders refused to cooperate.
Speaker 1: You were actually on Capital Health the time with the
Speaker 1: Benghazi Committee that was all formed by Republicans. So it's
Speaker 1: not unprecedented. Well, and I must tell you that the
Speaker 1: principle itself was offensive to me. Okay, like that's the
Speaker 1: best you got He just said, motherfucker, you were what
Speaker 1: you were there? What are you talking about? Oh, but
Speaker 1: it's the principle. See you're not saying ship robot man,
Speaker 1: You're not. Yeah. It's also very frustrating because, like, I
Speaker 1: feel like there are Republicans out there who will only
Speaker 1: listen to the Pen's part of that interview and won't
Speaker 1: listen to the reality cart bill just completely. Like they
Speaker 1: can watch a two minute clip and only take away
Speaker 1: the things that help their reality and they're messed up truths.
Speaker 1: And that's I think what's so frustrating is some of
Speaker 1: these conversations and these callouts are awesome for us and
Speaker 1: don't really reach the people they need to reach. No,
Speaker 1: not at all. And I think, I mean, it's it's all,
Speaker 1: it's all intentional. But there was a moment that I'm
Speaker 1: surely won't even be on Fox because one of my
Speaker 1: favorite moments of Jack Jake Tapper thought he was sucking
Speaker 1: Eon the van Zan and was like, I need to
Speaker 1: save this broken man and get over his toxic past.
Speaker 1: The says like Jake Tapper playing fucking therapist to Mike
Speaker 1: Pennce about the bad man he used to. By the way,
Speaker 1: a few people know his name is Jack Tapper, but
Speaker 1: he just doesn't see clearly, so thinks it's Jake. If
Speaker 1: I were you, I would still be living with Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: I would be so furious. And I know you're a
Speaker 1: measured man um but you he has gruffy, little boy face. Well,
Speaker 1: I must tell you the President's words and tweet that day,
Speaker 1: we're reckless. They endangered my family and and all the
Speaker 1: people at the capital. Nothing nothing, do you know? My
Speaker 1: Christian faith tells quick to listen, slow to speak, and
Speaker 1: slow to become angry. And the Christian faith forgiveness is
Speaker 1: not optional. Literally pray in the Lord's prayer to forgive
Speaker 1: those who trespass against us. And in the days that followed,
Speaker 1: when the President asked to meet with me, after he'd
Speaker 1: made the right statements to the country, he'd committed to
Speaker 1: a peaceful transfer of power, he'd condemned the people that
Speaker 1: rioted at the Capitol did not. We met, We sat
Speaker 1: down and I prayed. I prayed for God's grace to
Speaker 1: meet that moment in that spirit. And uh, it wasn't
Speaker 1: easy and right. And to be honest with you, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm as human as the next guy, and I pray
Speaker 1: for the grace to forbid him and all that is
Speaker 1: responsible for that tragic day. That's a it is a
Speaker 1: weird thing to say. I don't think I've ever heard
Speaker 1: some of them. I am as human as the next human.
Speaker 1: What I was saying, Like, my the thought that kept
Speaker 1: going through my head was like, fully synthetic. He has
Speaker 1: become a fully synthetic Bishop. Yeah, but if the replicants
Speaker 1: were less convincing and milky is still his blood though,
Speaker 1: like Bishop, and then I'm as human as the next human, right,
Speaker 1: fellow Homo sapiens, thank you? Like I mean again, this
Speaker 1: is the thing they don't really get either, is like,
Speaker 1: this is the same ship that happened with Ted Cruz,
Speaker 1: except way worse. Right, this dude just straight up disrespecting
Speaker 1: your spouse and you're like, well, you know, just you
Speaker 1: kind of and everybody was like, bro that shop, Like
Speaker 1: every most people were like, I would not remove like
Speaker 1: that if I was in a situation like that, and
Speaker 1: that hurt him. Ultimately, the same would happened with Mike
Speaker 1: Pence and conservative voters because if he didn't come back
Speaker 1: and was like this motherfucker put my life at risk,
Speaker 1: not that he would ever say that, but had the
Speaker 1: energy of He's like, it's unfathomable and maybe I forgive him,
Speaker 1: but what he has done and is beyond the pale
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. When he goes back and he's like, yeah, actually,
Speaker 1: I'm a love on him till and pray for him.
Speaker 1: That's not the thing that is going to elevate you
Speaker 1: at all. You're just again adding to the pile of
Speaker 1: Oh the little boy with the fly on his head
Speaker 1: just wants to close his eyes and pretend nothing bad
Speaker 1: is happening. It's also bad timing too, because I feel
Speaker 1: like for Ted Cruz, at least I could say when
Speaker 1: he was turning the other cheek like a little weirdo,
Speaker 1: like then it felt like Trump could do no wrong.
Speaker 1: Within the Republican base, like they were like, this is
Speaker 1: still our number one guy. For Mike Pence to come
Speaker 1: now when you know the tides are really turning, like
Speaker 1: the Republican Party is trying to distance themselves from Trump,
Speaker 1: So for Mike Pence to be like, this's just I
Speaker 1: forgive him, it's like no, bro, you can come out strong,
Speaker 1: respect yourself and stand up for you and your family.
Speaker 1: And also it's like you don't need to like go
Speaker 1: for this guy anymore. Like other people are coming out
Speaker 1: and saying he sucks too. You know what's the most
Speaker 1: fund up part. We're trying to give Mike Pence a
Speaker 1: fucking pep talk right now. Yeah, Like from did look
Speaker 1: like a gray little boy. Yeah, but he didn't leave
Speaker 1: like that is the only human face he portrayed during
Speaker 1: the thing was when Jake Tapper was asking his questions.
Speaker 1: He had a little moment of grumpy little boy where
Speaker 1: he had his hands on his knees and was just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: the way he's sitting in that chair looks like kind
Speaker 1: of like either a marionette or a little boy like that,
Speaker 1: he's like towards the edge of it, kind of looks
Speaker 1: like his legs are sorted d angling. For a second,
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, yeah, is he a tiny man? Maybe
Speaker 1: he's given tiny man vib but he he's five ten. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's in there. I do want to play just one
Speaker 1: last one. This is a moment a lot of people
Speaker 1: are sharing on Twitter because this one is asking a
Speaker 1: question and he calls her the wrong name and she
Speaker 1: corrects him and like his whole his brain fu short time.
Speaker 1: This woman his name Andrea Barbera Dansby, and she's asking
Speaker 1: a question and then he doesn't get her name is Andrea,
Speaker 1: and this freedom based on row also continue Barbara, thank you,
Speaker 1: I represented for many years. Andrea. It's nice to see you.
Speaker 1: Find it. Oh, I thought the video plused and it's
Speaker 1: and it's it's good to see you. Like he needs
Speaker 1: to get rebooted. Like he's not connecting to the WiFi,
Speaker 1: like it's too slow, unplugged the router. This was the
Speaker 1: convergence of so much money, so much training, so much
Speaker 1: like this was the attempt to launch the Mike Pence train,
Speaker 1: like so many Republican donors worked together with the billionaires
Speaker 1: that they know who runs CNN to like make this happen.
Speaker 1: And yeah, it looked like he was last legs right there.
Speaker 1: That I mean, I mean, how's he gonna How could
Speaker 1: he debate Donald Trump on his stage when this woman
Speaker 1: merely said, no, my name is Andrea, not Barbara. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Kode you good to see you, good to see you. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm worried for Mike Pence. I think he's gonna need
Speaker 1: a lot more pep talks, Like yeah, just just let
Speaker 1: him go wither away in the darkness. Now leave this
Speaker 1: man alone. He's not even fascism, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: what's the point here? Right now? You're you're like, now
Speaker 1: I'm getting mad. I'm like, this guy can't even fascism. Good.
Speaker 1: They don't like the very rich people need somebody to
Speaker 1: invest in, and he like he's impressive to them because
Speaker 1: he is a cartoon of very rich person from the
Speaker 1: nineteen eighties, Like doesn't doesn't he? He seems like they've
Speaker 1: put some You made fun of me the last time
Speaker 1: I brought up Caddyshack because old ask reference. But the
Speaker 1: bad guy from Caddyshack Judge smails or smiles or whatever,
Speaker 1: like it seems like they added a little like of
Speaker 1: that into his programming, right right, right, Yeah, he's just
Speaker 1: missing the hat. He can't. They need somebody in there
Speaker 1: also incapable of seeing the world as it is, you know,
Speaker 1: there there's so many layers removed from any objective version
Speaker 1: of reality. They it's just hard man, Because it's basically
Speaker 1: like the how messaging is working on both parties is
Speaker 1: people's grandparents are trying to convince their grandkids like what works,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like that's like the divide there,
Speaker 1: and like they're not willing to be like, you know what, man,
Speaker 1: I didn't know Blue Face got arrested for attempted murder.
Speaker 1: You know, that's that's the news world. That's just the
Speaker 1: news reality I'm operating in. Not to say that that's
Speaker 1: important to all the younger people, but like there's just
Speaker 1: this whole other there's this whole, this entire lived reality
Speaker 1: that older generations are completely like flum mixed by, like
Speaker 1: they do not understand why millennials and younger are like
Speaker 1: looking to the left more than they are and like
Speaker 1: what the fuck is going on? And we talked about
Speaker 1: this all the time, but you need you need some
Speaker 1: more people who are have, you know, not been wealthy
Speaker 1: forever to maybe help you get in touch. But anyway,
Speaker 1: keep brading Mike Pence out there because we love the clips.
Speaker 1: Love them. Yeah, no, holy sh it, that is It
Speaker 1: is one of the most uncanny valley things I've ever
Speaker 1: seen that was being passed off as reality. You know,
Speaker 1: like that's sitting down face to face Jake Tapper. I mean,
Speaker 1: come on, Mike, if I was you, brother, I would
Speaker 1: still be mad at this man tried to hurt you.
Speaker 1: This is the first time I've ever wanted to like
Speaker 1: interview Jake Tapper and just be like, what was that experience?
Speaker 1: Like sitting across from him, did you smell like dust
Speaker 1: burning coming out from inside his ears? Like what was
Speaker 1: that ship like? Like? Yeah, old wood chips smoking? All right?
Speaker 1: That that was why? Holy shit, if if people haven't
Speaker 1: seen that clip, like, it's just worth taking a tour
Speaker 1: through and through there because through the mind of him
Speaker 1: a madman. Yeah, all right, we'll take a quick break,
Speaker 1: we'll talk McDonald's and we're back. And I'm not the
Speaker 1: most plugged in of gamers. Oh, don't be modest, you know,
Speaker 1: I am. I have been known as the switch king,
Speaker 1: but oh me too. What's your favorite game? Jack? The
Speaker 1: Zelda one? Yeah, yeah, still, I know it's it's all old, right,
Speaker 1: but like it's a classic and I love it. I
Speaker 1: play at all. I play Skyward Swords of the Wild
Speaker 1: like I'm just I can't stop. I won't stop. I'm
Speaker 1: going from map completion someday, right, Jack too, Yeah, same ah,
Speaker 1: map completion, you know, but McDonald's, so imagine that I'm
Speaker 1: McDonald's and I'm trying to somebody comes and tells me
Speaker 1: that I have to appeal to gamers. Thirty years ago
Speaker 1: when I actually played video games, I basically stopped with
Speaker 1: and N sixty four. Basically, they've decided that their food,
Speaker 1: They've realized their food goes perfectly with sitting still in
Speaker 1: one place and pretending to murder people in steel cars.
Speaker 1: So they have introduced a new gaming chair to celebrate
Speaker 1: the release of the M Crispy Sandwich in the UK.
Speaker 1: The chair contains a burger warm area and the leather
Speaker 1: features a grease proof treatment so you won't ruin the
Speaker 1: chair with your mc nuggety hands. Grease greaseproof treatment, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have a A first question is why do we
Speaker 1: not have greaseproof treatment on all furniture? That seems like
Speaker 1: a technology we need status, especially on public transport, because
Speaker 1: detail from this, like we got this one pan and
Speaker 1: I need to I need to find the brand and like,
Speaker 1: but it has it's not like sprayed with teflon. But
Speaker 1: it is like our home. I think it is. It's
Speaker 1: the I think it's called like the it's our home,
Speaker 1: like everyday pan or something like that, or always fall
Speaker 1: like the stuff just falls off of it. It's so
Speaker 1: wonderful and I'm just like, yeah, this should be what
Speaker 1: we're doing with technology and science, right, Yeah, create new
Speaker 1: like surfaces that are greaseproof for places where greasy has
Speaker 1: hands go. But if you do heat it up, it
Speaker 1: does create a chemical byproduct that cause brain damn anyway,
Speaker 1: but it doesn't have that, which is awesome because it
Speaker 1: has a different thing on it. It's like a ceramic
Speaker 1: non stick pan. Yeah. Someone gives to me that pan
Speaker 1: for when I moved and I had was like, I
Speaker 1: was not sure about the hype, but I think it
Speaker 1: deserves the praise we're talking about now because it's I
Speaker 1: use it every single day. The vitamins is also similarly
Speaker 1: made out of something that just makes it super easy
Speaker 1: to clean. You just like put it underwater and all
Speaker 1: this stuff comes off of it. And like they so
Speaker 1: they've got the technology. I don't know if it's just
Speaker 1: more expensive or whatever, but this chair, annoyingly is only
Speaker 1: like a one time thing. They made it once and
Speaker 1: as a prize. I want this ship now. Burger warmers
Speaker 1: on both sides coming, Yeah, I think, like you know,
Speaker 1: like make it like bun warmers for the burgers, but
Speaker 1: also for your own buns. Like I think all seatings
Speaker 1: should be greaseproof, be able to warm up food and
Speaker 1: your body. I mean, I think it's yeah, we gotta
Speaker 1: we gotta get futuristic, like this is the time has passed.
Speaker 1: I'm tired of sitting in the chair that I'm sitting
Speaker 1: in right now, which is a crap chair. It's just
Speaker 1: a dumb office chair, and I feel like a peasant.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be living this life. Look right, The one
Speaker 1: thing that I think we can take from Wally, like,
Speaker 1: forget all the environmental messages, we could better chairs? Yeah, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: thank you? Is that movie Everywhere? And as a toilet? Please?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Do they ever mentioned that? Is it? Are
Speaker 1: the chairs toilets? They must be right, because nobody better
Speaker 1: than years? Yeah? Do you think they still have to push?
Speaker 1: Or do you think the chair sucks out? The way
Speaker 1: has like a soft, a gentle vacuum, you know, feeling
Speaker 1: productive when you when you when you move your bowels.
Speaker 1: I feel like if you took that efforting out, then like, truly,
Speaker 1: what are we doing? Are we even human anymore? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean I feel like humans are
Speaker 1: able to find self worth in the weirdest ways, you know,
Speaker 1: like like Mike pants, he's surviving somehow, and so like
Speaker 1: maybe without being able to push our bowels, we'd find
Speaker 1: some other kind of way. But you know, Shannon is
Speaker 1: he is because of his belief as a Christian. I
Speaker 1: love organized religion. It's really great. Yes, it's absolutely not
Speaker 1: not the reason why I'm so pressed. It's a human being.
Speaker 1: I don't really want to see what the behind the
Speaker 1: scenes training of him over the past two years has
Speaker 1: looked like, like was it like clockwork orange with the
Speaker 1: things holding his eyes, watching successful old white men from
Speaker 1: the twentieth century, just like footage like think you are Yeah,
Speaker 1: But anyways, I mean McDonald's marketing strategy. They're they're doing
Speaker 1: a couple other like gaming things. They tried to capitalize
Speaker 1: on friends giving by doing like a friend's gaming event
Speaker 1: phase plan, Grandpa, friends gaming. I know, I heard you, look,
Speaker 1: fellow millennial. We've all heard of friends giving, but what
Speaker 1: about friends gaming? Yeah? I know, dad, are you winning? Son?
Speaker 1: They also have like video games that are meant to
Speaker 1: recruit people to work at McDonald's. There's one that's called
Speaker 1: McDonald's Crushed the Rush, which showcases how fun it is
Speaker 1: to work at a stressful job for no money when
Speaker 1: everyone's a cartoon and you can turn the game off
Speaker 1: at any time. Wow, And it like it's like a
Speaker 1: lot of app games that you play. You know, you
Speaker 1: hit some buttons, you complete the tasks, you get the
Speaker 1: indoor friends. It feels good. It's nothing like working in
Speaker 1: the fast food world though, Like it's just like making
Speaker 1: fries isn't hitting a button. And there's no part in
Speaker 1: the game where you have to go take a disgusting,
Speaker 1: smelling mop bucket into the bathroom and like mop up
Speaker 1: someone's random diarrhea spot that they couldn't get into the toilet.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, let's make this game realistic place exactly
Speaker 1: exactly where is like the manager who's like fucking gaslighting
Speaker 1: you and trying to funk with your sense to sell
Speaker 1: forth because they ain't ship. Yeah, that's like one of
Speaker 1: the bosses you have to defeat. It's like maintain your
Speaker 1: sense of self as you go through your assessment with
Speaker 1: your manager. Yeah, how did they get diarrhea on the ceiling?
Speaker 1: You'll never know, but you're gonna have to sleep tonight
Speaker 1: thinking about that after you cleaned it. Cleaned it off.
Speaker 1: I think they like put it in a bag and
Speaker 1: then blew air into it and then smack. I had
Speaker 1: to actually think about these things because I've been in
Speaker 1: some bad bathrooms and I'm like that and I'm going
Speaker 1: to come up with an idea. Yeah, when I worked
Speaker 1: at an arcade, there were times when like you knew,
Speaker 1: you were just like what you felt like that guy
Speaker 1: is super bad. He's like funk my life. Yeah, once
Speaker 1: you get children into the mix, because like they can
Speaker 1: be pointed in any direction and they don't know what's
Speaker 1: happening inside them, so you know, you're like trying to
Speaker 1: change it. That's always been my theory is that someone's
Speaker 1: trying to change a baby and but pointed up at
Speaker 1: the ceiling and then it just goes off. But wait,
Speaker 1: so that he was changing the baby face down? Ass up? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean you when you're changing the baby, you're like
Speaker 1: moving it around and all sorts of like if you
Speaker 1: don't have a changing table, it's a it is just
Speaker 1: okay because I thought you were putting the baby face
Speaker 1: down on the change on the changing table. And I've
Speaker 1: read studies about how disgusting the dirty those things are
Speaker 1: and how many. How many? Like there's more cocaine on
Speaker 1: there than there is drugs, So when you put your
Speaker 1: baby face down on a changing table, you're getting them high.
Speaker 1: And yeah that's I mean, maybe they're gonna like change
Speaker 1: their diapers from now hit me with a good stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're talking like fucking Tony Montana and ship right after
Speaker 1: and like, what the is this? Yeah, you cain't even
Speaker 1: have my little fucking baby man what. They also had
Speaker 1: a long mutually beneficial relationship with Nintendo. They released Super
Speaker 1: Mario three Happy Mail toys and even produced an any
Speaker 1: S game, MC Kids, which was basically Mario if Mario
Speaker 1: was constantly trying to sell you greasy food, and the
Speaker 1: goal of the game was literally too kill the hamburger. No,
Speaker 1: not kill, just the hamburger. Okay. I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, it doesn't seem like a crime wor death penalty.
Speaker 1: It's just some burger people. He's just trying to eat
Speaker 1: and your ground Shannon to Florida. But yeah, anyways, I
Speaker 1: mean it's pretty it's not surprising the McDonald's is going
Speaker 1: after gaming, but they just see every food always is Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's like the that's their go to audience, right,
Speaker 1: it seems like it works well, Like like, yeah, when
Speaker 1: I'm spending all day on the couch playing video games,
Speaker 1: I don't make you know, the most great food choices.
Speaker 1: I'm not like, let me go make a salad or
Speaker 1: a delicious spinach rap. Oh my god, what's easy. I
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta get map completion. Okay, But I do
Speaker 1: think there's something to this chair design and like just
Speaker 1: trying to like can just contain the entire like current
Speaker 1: humanity to Wally pipeline of like video game chair and
Speaker 1: McDonald's like all of that coming from the same company,
Speaker 1: and they just like keep pouring the technology that they
Speaker 1: developed back into making it easier for people to just
Speaker 1: like kind of scoot around float around on their little
Speaker 1: hover chairs. One of the car companies makes car seats
Speaker 1: for kids, which I guess is like more of a
Speaker 1: one to one, and they also make a crib for
Speaker 1: kids to like help kids get to sleep because kids
Speaker 1: sleep better in cars. So like probably something with the
Speaker 1: car technology and like getting cars involved in there somehow.
Speaker 1: I love that. I love products that kind of pile
Speaker 1: on and have BOLTI uses, like there's that Imass company.
Speaker 1: I think it's called like Manta Manta, I don't know
Speaker 1: how to say words, but like they have all these
Speaker 1: like really cool sleeping eyemasks that are kind of like
Speaker 1: padded with like a little hole for your eyebolt for
Speaker 1: your eyeball so you don't crush your eyeballs or your eyelashes.
Speaker 1: And then they have like beaded ones and heated ones
Speaker 1: and cooling ones, and now they have some that are
Speaker 1: like the eyemask with all of those other features. And
Speaker 1: in addition to that, it has like a Roman therapy
Speaker 1: and it also has headphones, so you can go to
Speaker 1: sleep listening to a SMR or whatever it is, to
Speaker 1: this podcast and doze off into the sweet dreams of night. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm like that's great. One product just takes care of everything.
Speaker 1: It's like weird that one's like, oh, fuck this earth.
Speaker 1: And then the next step is going to be a
Speaker 1: youth and Asia feature where it's just like, yes, you
Speaker 1: found the light, you found it, don't be afraid, walk
Speaker 1: right through. We're like, here, Mike, try these songs. MR
Speaker 1: that just and unplugged him. It's the kindest thing we
Speaker 1: could do. Oh man, it's really hard to picture him
Speaker 1: going to sleep. Other than just being like sitting in
Speaker 1: a chair and like booting down follow following that town hall,
Speaker 1: that town hall where they're like we need something to
Speaker 1: humanize Mike. How about how about a town hall? Make
Speaker 1: sure he says he's human just like any other's. That's
Speaker 1: the most important talking points to hit you are human.
Speaker 1: He probably goes to sleep like in a like Honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever there's like this documentary
Speaker 1: about this guy Rocky Rickson, who is like the singer
Speaker 1: of like the thirteenth Floor Elevators, And there's this documentary
Speaker 1: about like when like how he was like living after
Speaker 1: the band and he had this contraption of all these
Speaker 1: TVs and ship that just created a cacophony of sound
Speaker 1: and that's the only way he could sleep. And he
Speaker 1: just sat upright in a chair. And it's like, I
Speaker 1: feel like that's how he's he has something similar like
Speaker 1: a like a just I sit upright with some kind
Speaker 1: of terrible sound blasted at me. Yeah, shout out to
Speaker 1: the McDonald's schhair, which I feel like, honestly is the
Speaker 1: like manifestation of like bread and circuses as a consumer product,
Speaker 1: everything in one all right, Well, Shannon A pleasure as
Speaker 1: always having you on the daily JA. Where can people
Speaker 1: find you? Follow you all that good stuff. You can
Speaker 1: find me on Twitter, on Instagram, on Instagram it's just
Speaker 1: my last name CEO F F e y and then
Speaker 1: on Twitter at an s to the end of that
Speaker 1: and you'll find me that way and a fun thing
Speaker 1: to share. I wanted to say I directed and also
Speaker 1: did a part in a short film written by Nicki
Speaker 1: Osborne and Jay z Zapeta, and it's called Happy for You,
Speaker 1: and it's in a couple of festivals I want Best
Speaker 1: Director and the Feedback Film Festival. But if you happen
Speaker 1: to be in Palm Springs in December, go to the
Speaker 1: Official Latino Film Festival, and you can go to the
Speaker 1: Palm Springs Art Museum and see a screening of that film,
Speaker 1: and I'll be there hopefully fingers crossed. And uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I would love you to see some of my work
Speaker 1: in athleta congratulations, thank you. Is there a tweet or
Speaker 1: some of the work of social media you've been enjoying? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what. The way I've been using social media
Speaker 1: is like really dipping on getting a couple of fun
Speaker 1: stuff and dipping out and my Twitter right now, we
Speaker 1: all know what's happening at Twitter. It's just chaotic. But
Speaker 1: I really love what I've got going on there because
Speaker 1: I go on and they just show me that Robert
Speaker 1: Pattinson is trending at all times, and I just get,
Speaker 1: you know, like fan cams and funny memes of Robert Pattinson,
Speaker 1: and he brings me joy. I love his work, Like
Speaker 1: the mug I'm using is just a good time slash Twilight,
Speaker 1: you know meme where it's like this is just kind
Speaker 1: of killer Bella. But the tweet that showed up on
Speaker 1: my feed was by someone's uh their handle is Robert's
Speaker 1: Pennis and it's them sharing a little fan art where
Speaker 1: it's like the Last Supper but it's all the different
Speaker 1: like Robert Pattinson characters, and it brings me so much
Speaker 1: joy because he's one of my favorite actors. I think
Speaker 1: the characters he portrays are insane and awesome. And it's
Speaker 1: made by some user called the Cold to Dogs. I
Speaker 1: want to give credit to the actual artist who made it,
Speaker 1: not just a person who shared it. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: like his body of work brings me so much joy.
Speaker 1: Him as a person is so weird in random he
Speaker 1: brings me joy. He's a you know, he's a fun
Speaker 1: tourist and I need that energy. So okay, you gotta
Speaker 1: pick one. Has to go West Borland or Robert Pattinson.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry Westbornland, goodbye rest of the Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: west Borland is really cool. But Pattinson like, you don't
Speaker 1: have to explain it to him. He's gone. He did,
Speaker 1: he did, Okay, great? Yeah, there is like so many
Speaker 1: good roles. I want to be an actor like Robert Pattinson,
Speaker 1: Like that's that's the goal. He really is a great actor.
Speaker 1: All the all the haters, all the Twilight haters back
Speaker 1: in the day. There's not much you can do. He's
Speaker 1: undeniable on screen. Thank you, You're welcome. Thank you. This
Speaker 1: podcast took a stand and I'm loving it. Miles, where
Speaker 1: can people find you? What is the tweet you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1: Find me on Twitter and Instagram and Miles A. Gray
Speaker 1: find Jack and I on our basketball podcast, the number
Speaker 1: one top rated basketball podcast, Males and Jack Got Madmoies.
Speaker 1: Fantastic Show had Shaun Keen on the most recent episodes
Speaker 1: fun Time and also check Me and Actually Lydia Popovich
Speaker 1: helping me guest co host on fiance. If you want
Speaker 1: to hear us talk some tweets, I like, man, there's
Speaker 1: a one is this from Mr Soak at Dangling Hemy
Speaker 1: tweeted this thing it just says I love modern commerce
Speaker 1: and it's a it's like a fucking Amazon ad. But
Speaker 1: they're clearly selling tweak pipes, okay, unique straw for milk
Speaker 1: ros and drinks, smoothies and bubble teas. You're like, bro,
Speaker 1: that's a stem the beam up with the funk are
Speaker 1: you talking about? And then you look at the individual
Speaker 1: pictures you're like, that's okay, I get how they have
Speaker 1: to do it. And it says customers about this also
Speaker 1: bought a bunch of motherfucking torches. Torches. Come on, it's
Speaker 1: the same thing when you buy herbol grinder or whatever,
Speaker 1: and you know, like like it's just just how ship
Speaker 1: works exactly. Then another one is from Jack Cooki Aarella
Speaker 1: at j D Coki. Aarrella tweeted, uh, there's nothing more
Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell than voting against interracial marriage while being in
Speaker 1: an interracial marriage. Uh yeah. And then reverse Calgary reverse
Speaker 1: Cowgirls sixty nine at bought a Shelley Bimbo tweeted us
Speaker 1: she was she had this viral thread because I think
Speaker 1: she's a like a like a dancer at a club
Speaker 1: and she's saying, like, bro, I know the recession is
Speaker 1: coming because all my Wall Street people have not come
Speaker 1: in fucking months. And that was like that was like
Speaker 1: back in April or some ship, and everyone's like, there's
Speaker 1: there's wisdom when you like you gotta there. There has
Speaker 1: to be like another market with your eye on the
Speaker 1: like exotic dancers and what they're saying out there as well.
Speaker 1: But she tweeted, swifties developing class concis this because they
Speaker 1: couldn't get any tickets is my favorite TikTok trend. And
Speaker 1: there's this video or this woman's like giving like a
Speaker 1: monologue to the thing, and uh, the what it says
Speaker 1: is quote the Ticketmaster debacle was Taylor's capitalistic circus on
Speaker 1: full display. That's why it was so upsetting, regardless of
Speaker 1: whether you got tickets or not. So many rich and
Speaker 1: powerful people are deeply invested in Taylor, bringing in as
Speaker 1: much money as possible, including Taylor, and this time there
Speaker 1: was no hiding it, urging fans to buy a million
Speaker 1: different versions of the same album, NonStop merged, dynamic pricing
Speaker 1: for concert ticks. It all truly seems irresponsible At this point,
Speaker 1: I'm going to say I'm officially turned off by Taylor
Speaker 1: and then has some fuck as ship. So I was like, Wow,
Speaker 1: look at y all. Okay, yeah, okay, you know, take
Speaker 1: your time and we all we all get there in
Speaker 1: different ways. Wow, amazing some tweets I've been enjoying. John
Speaker 1: Milstein tweeted, I think this guy loves Elon Musk and
Speaker 1: it's just a TikTok video of his day day in
Speaker 1: my life as a reply guy for Elon Musk that
Speaker 1: it was just yeah, it's very good. And then our
Speaker 1: writer J M McNabb predicted that the that the new
Speaker 1: Tim Allen Disney Plus Santa Claus series was going to
Speaker 1: have some mega vibes to it and just based on
Speaker 1: the trailer, and Scott Weinberg tweeted saying, Merry Christmas to
Speaker 1: all has suddenly become problematic. Actual dialogue from the new
Speaker 1: Disney Plus Santa Claus series starring Tim Allen looks like
Speaker 1: now you should have never given up the yacht. And
Speaker 1: then Maria Garcia tweeted work it and it's just a
Speaker 1: great video of somebody taking all these things from their
Speaker 1: yard and turning them into high fashion and doing like
Speaker 1: a very convincing, very convincing catwalk like fashion talk. So
Speaker 1: I'll link off all of those in the foot notes.
Speaker 1: So you can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien.
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Speaker 1: notes we link off to the information that we talked
Speaker 1: about in today's episode, as well as a song that
Speaker 1: we think you might enjoy. Miles a song do we
Speaker 1: think people might enjoy? Uh, this is gonna be a
Speaker 1: track from you know l a R and B artist
Speaker 1: shout Out Tell Day Destin Conrad, who I think my god,
Speaker 1: it started first, got to start like on Fine Man
Speaker 1: like over over the years has been kind of evolving
Speaker 1: as an artist. This track off his new album Satin
Speaker 1: is really dope. It's called Nobody Knows and it just
Speaker 1: it just feels like some nice two grown people R
Speaker 1: and B. So you'll you'll definitely like this. This is
Speaker 1: Satin by Destin D. S. T I. N. Conrad. Alright,
Speaker 1: well we link off to that and the footnotes the
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Speaker 1: is is going to do it for us this morning,
Speaker 1: back this afternoon to tell you what is trending, and
Speaker 1: we'll talk to you all that. Bye bye, m M