Speaker 1: There he is everybody. It's Donald phase On, America's favorite thespian.
Speaker 1: Did you work out today? Yeah? I did get on
Speaker 1: that treadmill. Or you've got on a treadmill and worked out.
Speaker 1: I didn't train. I got on the treadmill. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: then the power went out and I thought, oh, this
Speaker 1: is the universe saying I don't have to work out today.
Speaker 1: And then the power went back on. Said oh, then
Speaker 1: I was just joking my So, you know, I told
Speaker 1: you how I had a little health scare and all
Speaker 1: of that shit, and so now my thing is trying
Speaker 1: to turn working out into a not a routine, but
Speaker 1: into the I guess a routine where it's like every day,
Speaker 1: no matter what, and stuff like that, even if I
Speaker 1: get off a plane, like trying to do it like
Speaker 1: the rock, at least get the push ups in, at
Speaker 1: least get there. Right. That's very challenging and very time consuming,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I want to live a little bit longer. Yeah.
Speaker 1: One thing I tried. I tried to say to myself
Speaker 1: is that it's part of my ootional mental health. Right,
Speaker 1: so it's like if it whenever it's feeling like, oh
Speaker 1: I don't feel like working out, today, Um, for physical reasons.
Speaker 1: Just go oh no, the endorphins that I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: are are a part of my mental health regimen. Yeah. Now,
Speaker 1: all I gotta do is stop the weed. That's all
Speaker 1: I gotta do. If I can figure that team on
Speaker 1: the show for quite a few seasons, yeah, quite a
Speaker 1: few seasons. But if I can do that, I can
Speaker 1: do anything. And I'm working on that. Speaking of which,
Speaker 1: Donald and I saw a very interesting machine yesterday that's
Speaker 1: like an Espresso machine for joint rolling. Oh gosh. What
Speaker 1: You put a paper in and uh and then you
Speaker 1: and then you load like a pod in like an
Speaker 1: Espresso pod, but it's filled with weed and then you'd
Speaker 1: go and it rolls a joint. I joint. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you something right now. It wasn't that strong though,
Speaker 1: but yeah I did. You did? They rolled one for me.
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny. Well you I don't know. It's like
Speaker 1: Espresso capsules. I think it's their own brand of weed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it comes. It comes with the machine. So like if
Speaker 1: you get the machine, you also get your weed from
Speaker 1: the company that makes right, just like Espresso. But listen,
Speaker 1: I gotta say it's a great it's a great Christmas
Speaker 1: or birth. I think it's like a great it's a
Speaker 1: novelty thing because for the cost of it, think how
Speaker 1: many pre rolled joints you could buy. But I think
Speaker 1: it's a really good party trick though, Like your friends
Speaker 1: came over and you're like, can I have the robot
Speaker 1: make you a joint? It's really cool if you don't
Speaker 1: need the pods to do it. If you could just
Speaker 1: grind the weed up yourself, put it in, and then
Speaker 1: it does it for you, that would be amazing facts
Speaker 1: that would be That would be the ultimate machine, especially
Speaker 1: if it could do a pass. This ship took a
Speaker 1: really long time. So long, what's a long time? Once
Speaker 1: you hit go? I left? I left before you figured
Speaker 1: it out? Right? I you know. The joke was we
Speaker 1: could roll just as fast as you know. Well, if
Speaker 1: you're you're a professional joint roller like Donald, you can
Speaker 1: roll faster than the robot Snoop Dogg has a real
Speaker 1: deal Holy Field blunt roller, dude, like a real deal.
Speaker 1: Like she got a job. She was interviewed for the job.
Speaker 1: That's fine. He like hit it. He like hit a
Speaker 1: stopwatch and she was like, it's like, you know, that's
Speaker 1: when you know, you got money like some people are like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I got a little bit of money
Speaker 1: Right now, I'm gonna get an assistant to how she
Speaker 1: has a side I'm sure she has side projects she
Speaker 1: works on other than blunt rolling. I mean I imagine
Speaker 1: she's probably like can you probably also like can you
Speaker 1: iron this shirt? No? No, no, she now no, no,
Speaker 1: she's with him. She'd roll in Blunt's twenty four seven,
Speaker 1: like the amount of weed that this brother smokes a day? Right? No? Wait, now,
Speaker 1: how long honestly I left before the machine worked? How
Speaker 1: long did you say? Honestly took once you hit the button.
Speaker 1: I didn't see it really do it. All I know
Speaker 1: is he was like here and he pulled it out
Speaker 1: and the joint was done, and then I had to
Speaker 1: twist the top and stuff like that. Was it a
Speaker 1: nice joint? I mean it works. I smoked that gas? Yo,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I don't know what that is? Oh?
Speaker 1: Really strong? Is that is that lino for very strong?
Speaker 1: Is he smoking particularly potent weed? Oh? You smoke that gas? Translation,
Speaker 1: here's some fun facts. Snoop spokes one hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: joints a day. Eddie pays the Black Roller fifty thousand
Speaker 1: dollars a year. It's not a bad gig. Fifty a day,
Speaker 1: that's what she's telling. If that would I don't know,
Speaker 1: if that's Jack might be a little I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't want to ever doubt the brother. But wouldn't he
Speaker 1: be like, my name is Snoop Dogg, Sliggy diggity y'all.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't he be like, Hey, I mean, you build up
Speaker 1: a tolerance to anything, right, So if you smoke that much,
Speaker 1: he's probably getting the same amount of high as you are. Donald,
Speaker 1: He's just needs that much. You know, It's okay. So
Speaker 1: here's the problem with it all. You get to a
Speaker 1: level where it really just becomes about putting the lips
Speaker 1: to something to pull right, and then also to feel
Speaker 1: that little throat, that little throat burn or whatever that
Speaker 1: shit is, right, you know, you that's what you're really
Speaker 1: smoking for because at some point you can't get no higher.
Speaker 1: There is a ceiling. If it's not really good for
Speaker 1: your loans. Yeah, you know what else isn't good for you?
Speaker 1: Everything other than love? Love is great for you, but
Speaker 1: too much but I'll tell you right now, too much
Speaker 1: love or fuck you up deep. It's true, too much
Speaker 1: level spoil you spoil much listeners. Welcome to the spoil
Speaker 1: me zbe you spoil me. I do. I love you,
Speaker 1: I spoil you. Spoil me with your love. When I
Speaker 1: see you, my heart smiles. Okay, so we went out.
Speaker 1: Hold up before we get into the show. Guys, how's
Speaker 1: it going? Everybody? Everybody? Hi? Everybody high listeners? Hide you
Speaker 1: well down? Hi, everybody? Yo. We went out. Oh man,
Speaker 1: zeb and I went out and we haven't gone out
Speaker 1: in a really long time, and we bought my wife
Speaker 1: with us. I'm gonna tell you something right now. My
Speaker 1: wife was not feeling well at all, but she rallied.
Speaker 1: We weekend at Bernie and we weekend at Bernie's freaking
Speaker 1: she looked beautiful though, she looked amazing. Holy shit. But
Speaker 1: we went out. Okay, first of all, thank you everybody
Speaker 1: who's seen the T mobile commercials. Yo. That's the dopest
Speaker 1: thing ever. The way you guys are responding to this,
Speaker 1: it's like it's like we created another season of scrubs,
Speaker 1: but it's like T Mobile did. Thanks T Mobile for
Speaker 1: making mobile scrubs short films. Right, But we go out.
Speaker 1: We went out and we got to see like a
Speaker 1: you know, a bunch of celebrities. We went out for
Speaker 1: a great cause too. We went out for baby to baby.
Speaker 1: But then at the end of the night, DJ D
Speaker 1: nice DJ is the party. Oh my goodness, drummer, shout
Speaker 1: out Kelly Patrick Kough for inviting us out. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: appreciate it, and for being one of the heads of
Speaker 1: this incredible charity. They raised over what was it ten
Speaker 1: or twelve millions? Twelve million dollars, million dollars. Kim Kardashian
Speaker 1: was in the house. She freaking received an award like
Speaker 1: it was a Tyler Perry was there. He gave her
Speaker 1: the award like. It was an amazing night. It was,
Speaker 1: but they got even better once to listen, they raised
Speaker 1: the money. That was a lot of fun to be
Speaker 1: a part of that and witnessed that. But when the
Speaker 1: party happened and my wife, myself and Zeb hit the
Speaker 1: dance floor. Oh, the problem was we would each leave
Speaker 1: and we were like, oh, where'd they go? And then
Speaker 1: individually we'd all come back each time with three shots
Speaker 1: of casam egos. Yeah, listen started, we got I got hammered.
Speaker 1: We got hammered, and I was like, oh, no, oh no,
Speaker 1: I really really hope he doesn't plan on TLC no scrubs,
Speaker 1: because I run drunk enough that we would have just
Speaker 1: started robot dancing to it. Well, anyway, like we did
Speaker 1: a we did a two person congo line where I
Speaker 1: was in the front and Zac had his head on
Speaker 1: my shoulder. My wife said to me. My wife came
Speaker 1: up to me and she was like, listen, there are
Speaker 1: a lot of people here who are jealous of your relationship.
Speaker 1: Y'all need to show the Yeah, I did a two
Speaker 1: man congo line on the on the dance floor. By
Speaker 1: the way, this DJ DJ Nice, It is DJ D Nice,
Speaker 1: DJ D Nice. I gotta say Bookie down production. Listen,
Speaker 1: I've never seen Daniel. Maybe you have because you're a DJ.
Speaker 1: A DJ DJ with a live drummer. That ship was
Speaker 1: fire and the drummer was insane. Yeah, just off tour
Speaker 1: with someone. Um, if you're if you're a DJ, I'm
Speaker 1: telling you add a live drummer. That shit was fucking amazing. Well,
Speaker 1: you gotta add a live drummer that can actually put
Speaker 1: the put a live drummer thing on it. Yeah, he added,
Speaker 1: obviously was a sick drummer, but he added so much
Speaker 1: to it. It was so cool. If you want to
Speaker 1: see a great example of that, you can check out
Speaker 1: the late great DJ AM and Travis Barker. They did
Speaker 1: a thing back to back of Am and Travis together
Speaker 1: and that was a really really cool project. And Travis
Speaker 1: Barker is, of course an incredible drummer. Yeah all right,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that, all right, but um wow, it
Speaker 1: was so cool and we had so much fun, and
Speaker 1: and we helped them raise We participated in them raising
Speaker 1: twelve million dollars for Baby to Baby, which felt really good.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and we looked fly on our toxes. Donald, dude,
Speaker 1: you look sick. I look sick. My wife was sick.
Speaker 1: It was a great all right. On that note, let's
Speaker 1: get in the show. Count seven eight stories about show
Speaker 1: we made about a bunch of doctor nurses and stories.
Speaker 1: So yetta around here, yet around here now listen, not
Speaker 1: to be this guy, Okay, go ahead, go ahead. But
Speaker 1: I started watching this episode and I'm laughing my ass off,
Speaker 1: and I'm loving the camera style and I'm loving this ship,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, who directed this? And it was you? Yea,
Speaker 1: I honestly didn't. I was like, I bet this is
Speaker 1: Buckland or maybe it's Spiller. This is fucking really good.
Speaker 1: Oh it was me halfway halfway through, I was like,
Speaker 1: Zach definitely directed this episode. I could tell already. I
Speaker 1: could already tell by the way, not just directing style,
Speaker 1: which I'm I'm sorry, uh is really good. But um,
Speaker 1: it's the fucking it's I think it's the best one
Speaker 1: of season seven so far. I laughed more times. I
Speaker 1: laughed quite a bit. So It's got some very classic
Speaker 1: moments in it, including who tweet lighter? Not only that,
Speaker 1: not only that, the babies, all of that stuff. But
Speaker 1: we're gonna get into all of that. The number that
Speaker 1: episode is what again my growing pains growing like the
Speaker 1: classic show show me that smiling, don't waste a nether
Speaker 1: many on your crying. The best is headed to be
Speaker 1: game long and we guardy each support. You need to
Speaker 1: know if you're too you got a word hanging around
Speaker 1: and I don't even know the word, but I just
Speaker 1: remember that baby rain or shine all the time, all
Speaker 1: the time, we got each other sharing the laughter of
Speaker 1: love all right listening. You need to know if you're
Speaker 1: too young to know the show is that there was
Speaker 1: a main character on the show whose name was Boner
Speaker 1: and for some reason that was allowed. His last name
Speaker 1: was actually Stabbone, but they called him Boner for sure.
Speaker 1: So it's Sylvester. His dad's name was Sylvester and his
Speaker 1: last name was the Bone. Yeah, it was that was
Speaker 1: the right age for it. I really watched it, did you.
Speaker 1: I watched that show all the time, man, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was the correct age that. What you know, what I
Speaker 1: really loved was uh Kirk Cameron Family Ties. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was an earlier. This was sort of a that was
Speaker 1: a pre dated that Growing Pains. Yeah, like, let's keep
Speaker 1: it one hundred, Michael J. Fox really set the tone
Speaker 1: for teenage boys on television in my opinion, like that
Speaker 1: and also just modern comedic television sitcom that no one
Speaker 1: had a more incredible timing. By the way, um, Growing
Speaker 1: Pains didn't a very funny thing. They one season the family,
Speaker 1: the parents had a baby, and then they just decided
Speaker 1: the next season, like, you know what, baby baby, he's
Speaker 1: not really contributing anything. Let's let's make it a toddler. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: family man, dude, Family Matters had a kid like for
Speaker 1: a couple of seasons and then all of a sudden
Speaker 1: she wasn't on the show anymore, and they didn't even
Speaker 1: address that. They never came back down. That's funny. Well,
Speaker 1: I just remember growing pains being like, why did the
Speaker 1: baby age like four years over over one season? Nobody
Speaker 1: else aged Yeah anyway, um, all right, So we opened
Speaker 1: the show with one of the wackiest fantasies of the
Speaker 1: entire series. All the men have breast, all the men.
Speaker 1: JD is imagining that Sam has baby. What he's thinking
Speaker 1: and because he's a little baby who is breastfeeding, his
Speaker 1: fantasy is that all the men everybody, just every person
Speaker 1: on the planet. Yes, everybody has breasts and he's looking
Speaker 1: for them. Now. Kelso is given prosthetics that are very convincing.
Speaker 1: I mean, you you just have a stuffed bra, but
Speaker 1: Kelso has like a beautiful pair of prosthetic breast, which
Speaker 1: is a very odd thing to say. But they did
Speaker 1: a great job with those. They did. They did look good.
Speaker 1: But maybe laugh was that we had a milk that
Speaker 1: Turk and j D had a milk fight in the
Speaker 1: parking lot. Yes, and Turk lost, right, and he's covered,
Speaker 1: he's covered in milk, He's covered in breast milk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's covering in mail. Sorry, he's covered in male breast milk. Yes,
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, and then Kelsea's like, hold on,
Speaker 1: he's latching. He's latching. I'm like, he's gonna latch. And
Speaker 1: then Kelsea goes, he's latched so weird. And then I
Speaker 1: get splattered with breast milk and I go, dude, we
Speaker 1: said truce, and we cut to you and you go
Speaker 1: count it. Yeah, and you've got your You've got the
Speaker 1: ariola squeezed. I saw it like I saw I saw faiola.
Speaker 1: Did I paused it? They showed fake male breast ariola.
Speaker 1: I guess technically you could, right, because it's mail. I
Speaker 1: don't know. That's confusing, but I saw a real You
Speaker 1: can pause it and see it. You saw my nipple.
Speaker 1: I saw your fakes, but it was stuffed though. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I saw something. Okay, anyway, back, go back
Speaker 1: and look, audience. It's Kelso's birthday. The next day, Kelso
Speaker 1: has a birthday coming and and he claims he's fifty eight,
Speaker 1: but he's been lying to the hospital for quite a
Speaker 1: bit of time, for at least seven years, and uh,
Speaker 1: it all comes to it, you know, Eliot, It's like
Speaker 1: you know what we're gonna do. We're gonna throw him
Speaker 1: a party. Yeah, We're gonna throw Kelso a party. We're
Speaker 1: gonna get everybody there, and we're gonna celebrate this man.
Speaker 1: How old is he? And then Elliott goes on a
Speaker 1: mission to find out how old Kelso is. Yeah, so,
Speaker 1: across all the stories is growing up. In some ways
Speaker 1: Kelso has been lying to everyone. We'll learn later it's
Speaker 1: because one of the re is he doesn't want to
Speaker 1: retire from the job that he loves so much, which
Speaker 1: is a really sweet moment. You know, Kelsea doesn't get
Speaker 1: too many sort of heart breaking moments, but the end
Speaker 1: of this episode, you'd get a really sweet moment with
Speaker 1: a man who realizes that he has to retire and
Speaker 1: doesn't want to. Coming to an end, Mum and then
Speaker 1: the story with uh with Jordan is that she's still
Speaker 1: away as um and and she's and Cox is saying
Speaker 1: that his little in terms of growing pains, his little
Speaker 1: boy is too too old now for him to do
Speaker 1: his silly voice, and she says, well, are you being crazy?
Speaker 1: Come on, he's a little boy do the silly voice.
Speaker 1: And he's like, no, no, he's too he's too old
Speaker 1: for silly voice. Now. Yeah, Cox is having a hard
Speaker 1: time this whole episode actually because he wants his kid
Speaker 1: to be older than he wants his kid to mature
Speaker 1: fashion than the kid's going to mature. And he also
Speaker 1: makes one of the biggest mistakes I think of his career,
Speaker 1: and he's very lucky. I mean, I don't know if
Speaker 1: there are repercussions from this after, I mean, as as
Speaker 1: as the next few episodes go on. But like, who
Speaker 1: the fuck does he think he is that he can
Speaker 1: just overstep a parents' wishes and step to a child
Speaker 1: and give them and tell them what's going on with them,
Speaker 1: even though their parents asked him not to. The kid's
Speaker 1: parents asked him not to. Yeah, that is really fucked up.
Speaker 1: And as we know, Sam the lawyer, Ted the lawyer
Speaker 1: is very very worried about it because he says, they
Speaker 1: have a really jumping head because they have a really
Speaker 1: good lawyer. And uh, he uses the terms of we
Speaker 1: have to mitigate the situation in case they litigate, and
Speaker 1: he goes and gos goes. I'm just surprised, you know
Speaker 1: the difference between mitigate and litigate and he goes. Their
Speaker 1: lawyer taught me. I'm telling you the guy's really good,
Speaker 1: and he goes, Oh, I hope I don't have to mitigate,
Speaker 1: because I hope I used that right. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think I did. I did, but he did he used
Speaker 1: it wrong. The Great Sam Lloyd has so many laughs
Speaker 1: in this episode. Um uh so the little let's go
Speaker 1: back the little the kids at the park. That was cute.
Speaker 1: It's very cute. It's also a little inappropriate. We got
Speaker 1: our kids freaking talking about get hooking up, and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we gotta. I'm trying to betrothe them like right away,
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, yo, look, let's make this happen now,
Speaker 1: so that we can spend more time together. The sooner
Speaker 1: they are together, the sooner we can be together. Oh.
Speaker 1: I thought it was just two dads being silly. I
Speaker 1: didn't think it was inappropriate. But you're the real dad,
Speaker 1: so you would know if it's inappropriate. But it was
Speaker 1: funny when I made when I made when I made
Speaker 1: Sam pretend to be smacking a book. Well, you saw
Speaker 1: all other parents in the park and how they reacted.
Speaker 1: They weren't too You like, I'm sorry, I'll talk to
Speaker 1: him about it. But you're like taste this brown sugar.
Speaker 1: Brown Sugar is the cutest baby I've ever see. They
Speaker 1: both were, um, so and then I'm talking about I'm
Speaker 1: talking about raising Sam on my own when I have him,
Speaker 1: um and I'm like, then it's poopy time. Then it's
Speaker 1: his poopy time, and then the best thing happens. Rex. No,
Speaker 1: well we're not there yet. The boys are free. The
Speaker 1: boys are free to hang out for the first time
Speaker 1: in a long time. Yes, Sam is with his mom,
Speaker 1: busy as with her mom. The boys are free and
Speaker 1: Turk ass, when's the last time we did something stupid?
Speaker 1: And JD's like, well, we did you know to to
Speaker 1: tell Rex that we cover if his shift if he
Speaker 1: followed Hooch all day And it cuts to Hooch and
Speaker 1: Hooch is back, y'all and he's crazier than ever. But
Speaker 1: this time we know Hooch is really crazy. And now
Speaker 1: this is the fucked up shit about our characters. They
Speaker 1: know somebody is really close to being committed. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they want to push. They don't tell Rex no, but
Speaker 1: they want to push him over the line to get
Speaker 1: him there too. They also want to get him there. Well, well, push,
Speaker 1: They're like, if we push just a little harder, right,
Speaker 1: They really think he's gonna snap like he does. Eventually
Speaker 1: we learned later that he was involved in some sort
Speaker 1: of hostage situation. Oh my god, did I laugh out
Speaker 1: loud when he said, when the older coworker of Kelso
Speaker 1: goes him, we're gonna need a new orthopedic surgeon, as
Speaker 1: I'm sure you've heard of. Doctor Hoog was involved in
Speaker 1: some sort of a hostage situation. And then he's like, well,
Speaker 1: when's the last time we did something like crazy? Stupid?
Speaker 1: And then JD goes into his brain and we learned
Speaker 1: that Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite places Caromel Bear. That's Efren
Speaker 1: Ramirez for all y'all out there, who are Napoleon Dynamite
Speaker 1: fans um, And we convince him to light a bag
Speaker 1: of poop, all right, and he says I'll do it,
Speaker 1: and we go, we go, we go, we go, What
Speaker 1: are you gonna go? Chocolate Bear, Vanilla bear, camel bear
Speaker 1: bears for life, right, And we're like, I know we're
Speaker 1: gonna be best friends forever, even though today is the
Speaker 1: first day we met. Yeah, And he grabs the bag
Speaker 1: of poop and he goes I'll do it. And he
Speaker 1: runs and puts the bag of poop on the door
Speaker 1: and doesn't run a knocks on the door and doesn't
Speaker 1: run away. He just waves at us and they open
Speaker 1: the door. People open the door and grab him. Some big, giant,
Speaker 1: one giant dude grabs him. And that's the last time
Speaker 1: Turk and JD ever saw Ricky. Yet that means they
Speaker 1: killed him. They can't just like him boys in the hood.
Speaker 1: They killed Ricky Yo yo camel Bear only lasted one
Speaker 1: day of college. He hung out with us and then
Speaker 1: he got killed. And I'm like, we don't know that
Speaker 1: he died, and and and j D's like, well, his
Speaker 1: parents came and got all of this stuff, and his
Speaker 1: roommate got nothing but straight a's and never went to class.
Speaker 1: We got Ricky killed. Joey killed. By the way, that
Speaker 1: fantasy was so funny. You're high top fade and my mullet,
Speaker 1: which is extra long for some reason, it's like almost
Speaker 1: down in my back. It's like it's like down to
Speaker 1: my middle of my back, and everyone was so funny,
Speaker 1: and uh, dude, you know that hair. When we first
Speaker 1: started the show, the hair was so like it was
Speaker 1: like a it was. It was a couple of It
Speaker 1: wasn't a couple of hours, but it was like a
Speaker 1: good hour and a half in the chair to put
Speaker 1: the hair on. As time went on, it just became
Speaker 1: this ragged wig that sat in the clot and they'd
Speaker 1: be like, you're wearing the hair today, and they were
Speaker 1: taking out the closet and literally just put a wig on.
Speaker 1: I could just go yeah, there was no there after
Speaker 1: they shaped it. They didn't give two ships about my
Speaker 1: mullet was I think extensions that clipped into the back
Speaker 1: of my hair. I think it was glorious, but I
Speaker 1: think it kept getting I think because I directed this one,
Speaker 1: I was probably like extra long, please well, was hilarious,
Speaker 1: all right? So um not hilarious is that this young
Speaker 1: boy named Josh is anemic and he might have leukemium
Speaker 1: and parents are very concerned. We learn, of course, it's
Speaker 1: not all mentioned later that he does in fact have it,
Speaker 1: and Cox can't fathom that the parents aren't going to
Speaker 1: tell them. They've decided they're not going to tell their
Speaker 1: young boy that he's sick because it's treatable. It's very treatable,
Speaker 1: and so they're going to keep it a secret. That's
Speaker 1: their plan, which I'm sure is something that happens in
Speaker 1: real in the real world. I mean, I totally get it. Like,
Speaker 1: you know, the last thing I want my kids to
Speaker 1: do is worry about anything going on with them. And
Speaker 1: so I understand that they're very young and very vulnerable. Um,
Speaker 1: and so I get where the parents are coming from.
Speaker 1: But I also get where Cox is coming from too. No,
Speaker 1: he's right, but but we agree it's not up to
Speaker 1: him to decide it has no he has no, he
Speaker 1: has no say in the matter, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: it's not He's not a part of that family at all.
Speaker 1: He's the doctor. So Elliott has decided she's going to
Speaker 1: go all in on the birthday party. And there's a
Speaker 1: very funny riff that's curely Neil Flynn just improving where
Speaker 1: he comes in and get you rang from Adam's family,
Speaker 1: and then he does this whole improv riff about Bell's
Speaker 1: that's just really funny. He kept that thing going. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: thanks to Bill. I'm sure I put it in my
Speaker 1: director's cut, and I'm so glad that Bill left it
Speaker 1: him because it's long, but it's funny. Yeah, yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: well it stops being funny and then it gets funny again. Yeah. Laugh,
Speaker 1: I laughed. I went with I went and sat with
Speaker 1: Bill for a little bit as he's cutting the new
Speaker 1: Harrison Ford Jason Siegel show. Um, it was cool. So
Speaker 1: why the watch the Master in action? It was really
Speaker 1: cool show. It's hilarious. I know it is hilarious. It is.
Speaker 1: I bet it is. I was just laughing in the
Speaker 1: edit room with him and Neil Goldman and just cracking up.
Speaker 1: It's Nail, one of the producers and writers. Yeah, Neil's
Speaker 1: like them, you know, the showrunner that the team would
Speaker 1: Bill to to do it, you know, because Bill has
Speaker 1: so many projects that he puts um you know, sort
Speaker 1: of a sign someone you can't go wrong with. You
Speaker 1: can't go wrong with him. You can't go wrong with him,
Speaker 1: you can't go wrong with tars. By the way, Neil's
Speaker 1: the one that um that Bill keeps saying as we
Speaker 1: figure out what we're gonna do, that he's the one
Speaker 1: who wants to be the you know, the main writer
Speaker 1: with him on whatever is project phase on Braff. Let's go,
Speaker 1: let's take a break. We'll be right back after these
Speaker 1: fine words, all right. So Turk produces a giant stethoscope.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you made that, because it's a
Speaker 1: pretty amazing prop. Donald did did you think Turk took
Speaker 1: a prop making classes in college? Because uh, Turk has
Speaker 1: produced a pretty pretty realistic giant stethoscope prop. I mean,
Speaker 1: I have no clue where he got that thing from.
Speaker 1: But I think he said he didn't. I think he
Speaker 1: says he made it. Well, he wants to play world's
Speaker 1: most Giant Black doctor for because uh, and and and
Speaker 1: JD's like, no, no, no, we said we weren't doing
Speaker 1: that until Black History Months so we could scare all
Speaker 1: the racist patients. And and and Turk is like, well
Speaker 1: hold on now, that dude in room whatever it is
Speaker 1: is said to me that I love fried chicken, and
Speaker 1: he goes, what you do? You know? He offered me
Speaker 1: some fried chicken because he know I'd love it. He said,
Speaker 1: did you eat that bad boil? That was funny. But anyway,
Speaker 1: the idea that I could hold you on my shoulders
Speaker 1: is unrealistic. Um, I don't even think I ever did.
Speaker 1: I think it was a stuntman. Maybe I don't know. No,
Speaker 1: I couldn't, I can't. I couldn't put you on my shoulders. Bro, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you would at this point you had back issues and
Speaker 1: all of that stuff going. Yeah, from running into walls
Speaker 1: for seven years. But listen to make this audience laugh. No,
Speaker 1: but anyway, I mean, I um, I think I remember.
Speaker 1: If you look at the cut when I poked my
Speaker 1: head out, it's it's in close up. Oh no, when
Speaker 1: you poke your head out, it's you're in a under
Speaker 1: a ladder. Actually, when you did that, every time we
Speaker 1: did every time we did the Doctor, when it's the
Speaker 1: head comes out, it's never connected. If you look, it's
Speaker 1: the ladder, right. But I think I think in the
Speaker 1: moment when it was a wide shot, you're probably on
Speaker 1: a stuntman shoulders or something. Yeah. Maybe even when you
Speaker 1: poked your head out, And even when when you poke
Speaker 1: your head out and I'm on your shoulders, it's always
Speaker 1: been a ladder. It's no matter. Even even we're done,
Speaker 1: I don't think we've ever done World's Tallest Black Doctor.
Speaker 1: This was the first time. Yes, Joel shaking your head. Jeesus, No,
Speaker 1: she knows. We don't have to go Trevor for that.
Speaker 1: Joel knows burn for burn baby. Okay, wait, don't go
Speaker 1: there yet. So then Kelso in the Bible. Wait, you're
Speaker 1: ruining one of the funniest suits of the whole show.
Speaker 1: All right, so cut up. So then they're talking about
Speaker 1: how they're going to figure out how old Kelso is.
Speaker 1: And the janitor was it the janitor who suggests they
Speaker 1: cut off his legs and count the rings. Yes, that's
Speaker 1: the janitor that suggests that. And then and Sarah says
Speaker 1: that only works on trees, and he says, and puppets
Speaker 1: and puppets. Yes, now is that because does he mean
Speaker 1: puppets made of wood? I don't know. I believe so
Speaker 1: it's a thinker that joke, because you're like puppets and like, oh,
Speaker 1: does he mean like Pinocchio? I believe so? I believe so.
Speaker 1: I could be wrong. I laughed either way, even if
Speaker 1: even if it wasn't wooden puppets. I thought it was
Speaker 1: just so random and funny. Okay, so um who finally
Speaker 1: has enough and he sparks the lighter set to I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know if because okay, so hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1: So Cox has this whole argument, not argument, but statement
Speaker 1: to j D about becoming a grown up, and he
Speaker 1: really lays it in thick he lays it onto yeah
Speaker 1: and gives him the and gives him, you're acting like
Speaker 1: a fucking jackass, and I'm you know what, and I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't congratulate you on having a kid, and well
Speaker 1: here it is right now, congratulations, we're all really proud
Speaker 1: of you. Lays it on Thick. So now Turk, so
Speaker 1: JD's like, you know what, you're right in his mind, Coxs,
Speaker 1: you're right, I gotta grow up. So he kind of
Speaker 1: lays it on Thick to Turk when Turk's like, let's
Speaker 1: do this giant doctor thing and JD's like, nah, I
Speaker 1: don't want to do it. I think we need to
Speaker 1: grow up. He got in his head, right. Turk's like,
Speaker 1: fuck that shit, I'm not letting him go down this path.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring him back to the good side. And
Speaker 1: he decides I'm gonna bring you back by keeping the
Speaker 1: immaturity going right, and so he offers so many different things.
Speaker 1: He try to him, Yeah, tries to play hide the
Speaker 1: saltine with him. Yeah, that was funny. It was sort
Speaker 1: of vaguely sexual. It was kind of like, you know,
Speaker 1: it was coming. It was kind of like it was
Speaker 1: kind of like sticking your butt up in the air,
Speaker 1: but it was a salteine, like you know you want it,
Speaker 1: and JD's not biting. So finally he's like, look, man,
Speaker 1: I tell you right. He's like, look, I'm telling you
Speaker 1: this is you gotta come back. Look at what I did.
Speaker 1: And he's got a bunch of interns now following who's
Speaker 1: around the hospital right, and Whoch finally snaps, yeah, well
Speaker 1: who says hims going to the bathroom and he's gonna
Speaker 1: kill someone if severn one of y'all follows me up
Speaker 1: in there, Yeah, I kill you. Today's gonna be a
Speaker 1: good day. Yeah. Wait before that, who I, there's a
Speaker 1: cool shot. I like, um, where all the this is
Speaker 1: probably right out? Oh this is right after the commercial
Speaker 1: break um in in in the second act when um
Speaker 1: all the dramatic walk ups and it's just a it's
Speaker 1: a winner. So it just it like picks up everyone
Speaker 1: like he pulls him dramatic walk up, then goes to
Speaker 1: someone else, thinks someone else and there whip pans to
Speaker 1: Kelso it's really cool. I like that shop I skipped
Speaker 1: one time that hooch goes real critics where yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: saying what I was about to say, was it? And
Speaker 1: then it comes back to me in the in the
Speaker 1: uh in admissions and I accidentally bump into hooch and
Speaker 1: he goes, are you following me? Because I won't cut you,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, no, no no, I'll go that way,
Speaker 1: and then he does the one of the funniest whose
Speaker 1: things I love was, which is the slow tap you
Speaker 1: know on then he does he goes up up because
Speaker 1: that was run one of the first times Whoch was
Speaker 1: ever on the show when when he when when we
Speaker 1: were doing the like with in the shower and all that. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's like one of the first times when we were like, um,
Speaker 1: we were gonna go order some hooch. Right, he shows
Speaker 1: up and he came in and my mission in the
Speaker 1: window there, right yeah, and he goes because it certainly
Speaker 1: sounds like you're trying to mess with me or whatever
Speaker 1: it was. But then he did the same. It's another
Speaker 1: one of his things where he goes like, tap tap tap,
Speaker 1: it's so funny to me. And then we get him
Speaker 1: again and he turns around and he pulls out a
Speaker 1: lighter and it's a fucking crack lighter. Yo, who's got
Speaker 1: a crack light and that lighter. That gift is one
Speaker 1: of my favorite gifts. Uh, you can find for a
Speaker 1: burn baby. Find that gift on the interweb's people, I
Speaker 1: send it all the time. It's Rex bumps into him
Speaker 1: and almost knocks his coffee into him. He goes, did
Speaker 1: you try to burn me? I don't know if that
Speaker 1: was a specially rigged lighter or oh yeah, man, they
Speaker 1: turned that into a crack lighter. Goes, a burn for
Speaker 1: a burn baby. That's in the Bible. Is so funny.
Speaker 1: I laughed out loud at that lighter that's in the Bible.
Speaker 1: Um okay, So then okay, we talked about how Ted
Speaker 1: the lawyer is very upset about mitigate and litigate. We
Speaker 1: talked about Kelso's a and everything like that. But when
Speaker 1: they find out, when Elliott and the janitor find out,
Speaker 1: they confront him and the janitor says, you're old, and
Speaker 1: she gives him uh you know. Uh. Kelso isn't really
Speaker 1: into the fact that they're talking about his age, and
Speaker 1: Elliot tries to reverse it and tell them all of
Speaker 1: the perks of being old, and the janitor is like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like you know, when you're when you fart and people
Speaker 1: think it's cute. And Kelso's talking and then he farts
Speaker 1: and Elliott goes, oh see, I'm sorry audience that uh
Speaker 1: we included the rare fart joke, but it's it was
Speaker 1: a very funny fart joke. It wasn't very funny fart joke.
Speaker 1: People think it's cute when you do, and he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna play. Oh, let me you skip something.
Speaker 1: When Sam goes, um, Carla walks off pissed from Johnny
Speaker 1: scene and Sam goes chicks Huh. They're all soft and cuddly,
Speaker 1: but you never get to be with one. They're all
Speaker 1: soft and all right. So um yeah, So the janitor
Speaker 1: um um and and and and Sarah Elliot are gonna
Speaker 1: throw at party. They throw it and they and they
Speaker 1: put ted in charge of the decorations. Yes, and he
Speaker 1: gets Hanaka decorations because they're on sale. They're on sale,
Speaker 1: which gives us the joy of seeing Snoop dog resident
Speaker 1: in Yamica right on. Also gives us the joy of
Speaker 1: seeing Lena. I think this is the first time Shelena
Speaker 1: has been on the show. Am I correct, Um, I
Speaker 1: don't know, um Shelena. For those of you don't know,
Speaker 1: took over for Renee and we called her new Renee
Speaker 1: for a little bit. Yeah, she was Sara's standing and uh,
Speaker 1: she's awesome. She was in our in our our close
Speaker 1: friend group on set, she became she she grew. She
Speaker 1: was the mermaid at the wedding and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: But she was in so many episodes like, oh, really
Speaker 1: this was her first appearance or not. I don't know either,
Speaker 1: but this is the first time I be saying, holy shit, Shelina. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh, I just want to say that I laughed
Speaker 1: at the Honeka stuff so much. And then when he
Speaker 1: holds out the electric banoah and says make a wish.
Speaker 1: I mean this whole this whole episode is about the
Speaker 1: importance of being young at heart. Yeah, but all so
Speaker 1: being able to be a grown up, to be grown
Speaker 1: up enough or mature enough to handle your shit. Like
Speaker 1: that's really what this episode is about. Can You Stay?
Speaker 1: It was a great Twilight Zone the movie Can You
Speaker 1: Stay with fresh young minds and a fresh young heart
Speaker 1: even though you're getting older? Well, I got to say that,
Speaker 1: um I thought you know it asked we you and
Speaker 1: I are are are are are late forties sad to say,
Speaker 1: and um, and we keep it young and silly. And
Speaker 1: I think that, um, you know, I don't feel forty seven.
Speaker 1: I feel very young at heart. And so I identify
Speaker 1: with JD. I mean, obviously he's, you know, in his thirties,
Speaker 1: but he wants to find a way to be young
Speaker 1: at heart and be a good dad and be a
Speaker 1: good doctor. But still there's no He's like, why do
Speaker 1: I have to give up the silliness that I have
Speaker 1: with my best friend? And I feel that's very true
Speaker 1: in real life for you me and you, you know,
Speaker 1: like your your wife is literally like, guys, please, you're
Speaker 1: doing you're doing a two person in congoline. I meanwhile,
Speaker 1: we're like having we're laughing ours, we're having the time
Speaker 1: of our life. I looked up a couple of times
Speaker 1: when people were enjoying the fact that we were doing
Speaker 1: a two person congo line. Oh man. We did a
Speaker 1: lot of shots, a lot of shots. And then I
Speaker 1: and then you know, look those burgers at the end
Speaker 1: of the night. Listen, I'm gonna just say, straight up,
Speaker 1: baby the baby Gallah, thank you for having us. What
Speaker 1: an amazing evening. It was great for a great such
Speaker 1: an amazing evening. I hope I get invited back next year.
Speaker 1: I think you will. Donald, I think you were the
Speaker 1: life at the party. Um. And then the show ends
Speaker 1: with oh I wanted one thing we have to go
Speaker 1: back to at fourteen twenty nine, Donald has a very
Speaker 1: big chunk of medical jargon. Oh you can tell them acting,
Speaker 1: and I remember, I remember this. If you're looking at
Speaker 1: the normal cut pattern of US scene, you might ask
Speaker 1: yourself why did the director choose to so quickly go
Speaker 1: into a tight close up of an actor. It's because
Speaker 1: the only time that particular actor was able to ever
Speaker 1: get that medical jargon out in one sentence was it
Speaker 1: was by the time we got into the That's when
Speaker 1: you listen as an actor. This is when you know
Speaker 1: you're fucking up if they go, Okay, we've got to
Speaker 1: do the master all right. Now we're gonna do the
Speaker 1: two shot. Okay. Now we're gonna do the single. Okay.
Speaker 1: Now we're gonna go tighter on your single. Okay, we
Speaker 1: gotta go a little bit tighter on your single. Okay,
Speaker 1: gonna go a little bit tighter this time. As a director,
Speaker 1: sometimes you gotta be strategic because if the actors in
Speaker 1: their head as Donald. I'm sure you were because you
Speaker 1: were not getting this first of all, it was hard,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure you didn't even look at it until
Speaker 1: that morning. No, I didn't look at it until that.
Speaker 1: You could see the nervousness in my face as I'm saying.
Speaker 1: When you're directing, you're like, I can't give this actor
Speaker 1: a panic attack. They gotta get it. But you don't
Speaker 1: want to keep going over and over. Now, as a director,
Speaker 1: you might go, this line probably plays best in this size,
Speaker 1: But if the actor is not getting it in that
Speaker 1: size and you're looking at the clock and you got
Speaker 1: to move on and you don't want to make give
Speaker 1: them like panic attack, You're like, all right, well let's go,
Speaker 1: let's go tighter. Well, and then you just keep going
Speaker 1: tighter because you're they at least feel like you're moving on.
Speaker 1: You're moving forward, right, But I know, but I know that,
Speaker 1: like this motherfucker does not know this line, and we
Speaker 1: gotta get this line, and we're losing time by the
Speaker 1: end of it, your face and the screen. But it
Speaker 1: was just shy of like your eyebrows, tear your bottom lip. Oh.
Speaker 1: I forgot to tell you, guys, I did something that
Speaker 1: I've never done before. So you know I work out.
Speaker 1: I told you that, Yes, we know that I worked
Speaker 1: out listening to our podcast while editing. Oh did you laugh? Dude?
Speaker 1: I laughed so fucking hard. That's good that the people
Speaker 1: in the gym were like, are you laughing at me?
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, I'm sorry. I'm
Speaker 1: listening to I'm did tell you listening to your own podcast?
Speaker 1: Did you know I'm listening to a podcast I'm listening to?
Speaker 1: You know? We all we always listened back before we
Speaker 1: put it out, just just to make sure we got
Speaker 1: everything right and didn't say anything too stupid. And I
Speaker 1: laugh out loud all the time. I find this show
Speaker 1: very funny. I guess somebody, Daniel, do you find it
Speaker 1: funny when you're editing it. I definitely get a good
Speaker 1: chuckle hearing the jokes, especially sometimes when you're occasionally not
Speaker 1: here and then you edit last. Honestly, I love I
Speaker 1: love I mean, I don't absolutely love being here, but
Speaker 1: I love getting a fresh list of the episode, being like, oh,
Speaker 1: what are the jokes? Oh yeah. I definitely laugh out
Speaker 1: loud and I hope people listening to too. And we
Speaker 1: didn't talk about do you want to talk about her? Well,
Speaker 1: we don't want to do any spoilers, but we can
Speaker 1: briefly say how good it was. Do you want to talk?
Speaker 1: Joel said it was the best escape in a Star
Speaker 1: Wars movie ever. She said, by that principle, even though
Speaker 1: you do I disagree. Wait, you're talking about You're talking
Speaker 1: about last week though not this week. She's talking about this.
Speaker 1: The escape was great. But then there is a pilot Imperial.
Speaker 1: No spoilers, but man, that show. I'm gonna go on.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out on a lemon say this. I
Speaker 1: will say the Death Star escape in a new and
Speaker 1: a Return of the Jedi is a little bit better. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say the Asteroid Field and Empire is a
Speaker 1: little bit better. And I'm gonna say and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say the Obi Wan escaping Django Fete in Attack of
Speaker 1: the Clones is probably one of the best. All Right,
Speaker 1: these are very specific. Can I say something? Yeah, other
Speaker 1: than Wally, I don't think I've ever had tears infect Oh,
Speaker 1: this robot like it is so well done, Like I
Speaker 1: got tears in my eyes and I it's like I
Speaker 1: want this robot like I love him Yeah. I love
Speaker 1: him and I have such empathy for him. It's just
Speaker 1: so well done. The fact that he's older and has
Speaker 1: a stutter and and he's damaged, and oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: it's like, obviously it's meant to evoke an old animal
Speaker 1: like a pet for people, but it, man, does it
Speaker 1: work on me? I got I got like tears my
Speaker 1: eyes thinking about that robot. I'm very excited for the finale.
Speaker 1: I want that robot. I want like, if they make
Speaker 1: a life size replica sideshow sideshow, if you make a
Speaker 1: life size sideshow, dear sideshow, when you make the life
Speaker 1: size replica, I want one, you know. So it we're
Speaker 1: coming to the final episode of that series. Uh for
Speaker 1: the season. I'm gonna just say something. And I understand
Speaker 1: that not a lot of people are watching the show,
Speaker 1: and that's I think, I think on let me, let
Speaker 1: me just finish. Even if that's not true, the strategy
Speaker 1: is to put it on Hulu and all of these
Speaker 1: other networks. And I feel like the fact that there's
Speaker 1: a even if it's just a small group, even if
Speaker 1: it's not the amount of people that they want to
Speaker 1: watch it, I feel like there's something really special about
Speaker 1: the people that have found and or you know what
Speaker 1: I mean on Disney plus dude, I find I'm just
Speaker 1: from seeing on Reddit and Daniel and Joel you could
Speaker 1: you could probably laying on this better than than I.
Speaker 1: People love it. Um, yeah, but it is. It is.
Speaker 1: It's lower ratings because the children aren't watching. But I
Speaker 1: think there's I think Disney has Lucas has to be
Speaker 1: clear that there's an audience for this show, right. I
Speaker 1: just don't want them to saturate it and try and
Speaker 1: be like, we got to turn this into, you know,
Speaker 1: a mainstream story so that we can get more eyes
Speaker 1: on it. I would prefer the way it is, That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I prefer it the way it is.
Speaker 1: And I love the fact that there's a small group
Speaker 1: of us. If it is a small group or there's
Speaker 1: a group of us, I think it's just smaller because
Speaker 1: you take out the kids who have no interest. But
Speaker 1: but there's plenty of that's still a big audience, right too. Well,
Speaker 1: you know better than no. There was some concern about
Speaker 1: its viewership. The first three episodes saw pretty large numbers
Speaker 1: and then it tanked all right U until episode six,
Speaker 1: which is the heist episode. Then it exploded. It's recovering
Speaker 1: and rebounding. But they are trying to help people science audience.
Speaker 1: A lot of Star Wars like fair Weather fans didn't
Speaker 1: know about it. I think it's a critical darling and
Speaker 1: I think it'll continue. Oh, I think it's going to
Speaker 1: win a lot of awards. And by the way, sometimes
Speaker 1: sometimes these streamers will make something um that's that's not um,
Speaker 1: you know the biggest juggernaut success for awards. I think
Speaker 1: it's there's no way the show I'm not going to
Speaker 1: win creative. Let's stay on that. And that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Let's stay on that energy instead of trying to Star
Speaker 1: Wars doesn't always have to be this big spectacle, and
Speaker 1: and Or's the perfect example of it, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Let's keep it like that, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, to try and make it so that more
Speaker 1: people will view it in order for it to be popular.
Speaker 1: Is I disagree with that? You know a show is
Speaker 1: good when like the next morning you're still thinking about
Speaker 1: a sad robot. Right, Well, you know you know a
Speaker 1: show is good when it stops and you're like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I think I just need to watch it
Speaker 1: one more time to see if I missed anything. Oh
Speaker 1: you know what else? I know this is not for you, Donald,
Speaker 1: but maybe Joe Allendale. The Crown is incredible this season.
Speaker 1: Forget about it. The Princess Die comparisons. No, but Elizabeth
Speaker 1: TEBECKI is incredible as Princess Diana. And the acting across
Speaker 1: the board, every single speaking part in that show, and
Speaker 1: the design. I mean, I think it's known as one
Speaker 1: of the most expensive shows on television. It is. It
Speaker 1: is just beautiful and so well acted, and um, I
Speaker 1: highly recommend it to people who like um dialogue and
Speaker 1: great acting. It's very very well done. And she's just
Speaker 1: she's she's gonna win the award. I mean, she's incredible.
Speaker 1: All Right, Um, should we take a quick break and
Speaker 1: then we'll listen to some some pitches from fans. We'll
Speaker 1: be right back these balls. Everybody likes a little last play. Dude,
Speaker 1: fuck your sound of fuck, fuck your sound effects machine. Class. Sorry,
Speaker 1: just giving someone of some greatest hits a fuck sake.
Speaker 1: Just stop talking about your WILLI is right, Sorry we didn't.
Speaker 1: I gotta give a shout out to this little um spinner.
Speaker 1: I love Wait what huh, it's like a little figet spinner.
Speaker 1: What did you think it was dirty? I did think
Speaker 1: of something dirty. No, it's a fidget spinner, you know, Like,
Speaker 1: I know the fidget spinner craze is over, but I actually,
Speaker 1: as someone who's always highly tense and wired, really like,
Speaker 1: um fucking with this thing. Um. It's made by Yogi
Speaker 1: y o g I and uh, I just keep it
Speaker 1: in my pocket and I flick it and what behind.
Speaker 1: It's better. I'm not talking about genitis. The name fidget
Speaker 1: spinner sounds dirty. The ship's called a fidget spinner, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what all of those fidget spinners were when everyone
Speaker 1: had the living a thing since like twenty nineteen. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't discreet that one. Is that it fits up.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we lost that. It doesn't vibrate down
Speaker 1: by the way. If it did vibrate, you could use
Speaker 1: this sex. But it doesn't. By the way, Yogi, you
Speaker 1: should make one that has a sex tell but there
Speaker 1: comes in lots of colors. This is not that um.
Speaker 1: But if you're if you're if you're an anxious person,
Speaker 1: I recommend this. It fits. It comes with different m
Speaker 1: sizes for your fingers and you just play with it.
Speaker 1: All right, Donald's cracking up. All right, we'll move on here.
Speaker 1: All right, Joel, what do you have for us? Like
Speaker 1: you're like a fucking general Kizak and Donald and Joel
Speaker 1: and Daniel um driving right now. So it's probably a
Speaker 1: little loud, but I was just listening to your newest episode,
Speaker 1: and I have a few things to say. For one,
Speaker 1: as far as a custom cereal goes, you guys definitely
Speaker 1: have to do chocolate and vanilla bears with marshmallows. Zagnesis marshmallows,
Speaker 1: so I think that would be the perfect custom cereal.
Speaker 1: But as far as what to do after Scrubs ends,
Speaker 1: I think a really funny an interesting show to do
Speaker 1: the podcast on would be The Middle because you still
Speaker 1: could get some of those insights from Neil, and if
Speaker 1: Neil is available, you can have him on the show more.
Speaker 1: I've actually never seen The Middle, but since Neil is
Speaker 1: so funny, I'm assuming it's hilarious and I remember my
Speaker 1: parents really loving it, So yeah, that would be my
Speaker 1: suggestion for if you're going to continue the podcast and
Speaker 1: incorporate a rewatch show, you should try doing The Middle.
Speaker 1: This is going to be shorter than two minutes, but
Speaker 1: These are my pitches for Cereal and for shows. You guys,
Speaker 1: I love the cereal. You had me at the Cereal,
Speaker 1: I did you? Well? Is there any movement? Um on
Speaker 1: has been placed and research is being done because I
Speaker 1: just saw this Snoop dog is you know, he he's
Speaker 1: very He's a big theme in this episode. But he
Speaker 1: m he just released a line of dog clothing. And
Speaker 1: I just feel that, you know, if you get the
Speaker 1: right person on the phone, you can make anything happen.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get a Cereal. I want it. Donald, aren't
Speaker 1: you so excited about You know, a lot of these
Speaker 1: celebrities make alcohol brands. We're gonna make We're gonna make
Speaker 1: our billions off cereal and it's gonna be it's gonna
Speaker 1: be heart healthy and taste good too. Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think we should. Yeah, well, I don't know if
Speaker 1: it'll be hard healthy. Oh god, it has to be
Speaker 1: herd healthy. It's gonna have marshmallows in it. I want
Speaker 1: there to be some peanut butter flavoring in it too,
Speaker 1: marshmallows and peanut butter flavors. It's gonna be like a
Speaker 1: Ben and Jerry's. It's gonna be like a Ben and
Speaker 1: Jerry's cereal. It's just super junk. By the way, I
Speaker 1: tried to have a pine of Ben and Jerry's in
Speaker 1: my house and and have it lasted day. It did not.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I just can't do it. It's
Speaker 1: like it was a Netflix and chill. Oh, it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: One taste like it's got brown Yes, yes, tastes like
Speaker 1: dry humping on the couch. Um, No, it's some it's
Speaker 1: some brown good that sounds delicious. Um it's I think
Speaker 1: it's brownie, peanut butter, ice cream, pretzel and maybe cookie,
Speaker 1: though I'm not exactly sure. As good as heck. And
Speaker 1: I looked at it, I closed the freezer, and then
Speaker 1: I went off and didn't went about my day. In
Speaker 1: the back, I stared her down, took a couple of bites.
Speaker 1: Did you say, no, No, you do this thing where
Speaker 1: you go I'm only gonna go to this far in
Speaker 1: the pump master cut off. And then you get to
Speaker 1: the cutoff point where you're like one more layer, but
Speaker 1: not all the way down, just another little layer. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna like scrape a little surface layer off, and
Speaker 1: then you start seeing a little hinto the bottom and
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, I can see the bottom. And then
Speaker 1: the serving size is like three servings. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: what's that? How many calories that you do the math
Speaker 1: and you're like, fuck. So I've been I've been trying
Speaker 1: to concentrate on how much sugar I'm eating nowadays, and
Speaker 1: I realized, holy shit, I eat a lot of sugar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well that's that's so stupid for your workout. So that's
Speaker 1: like totally counterproductive. All that's gonna do is add fat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're gonna give yourself a treat here and there,
Speaker 1: but every day that's okay. So here, okay. So if
Speaker 1: that's the case, well just canceling out any cardio you're doing.
Speaker 1: So that's that's the point. It's like you cardio for
Speaker 1: like a half hour whatever, you know. You know. So
Speaker 1: I've been I've been baking lately for the past week
Speaker 1: and a half. These are the things I've baked. I
Speaker 1: baked sweet potato pie bars. They were delicious, and then
Speaker 1: made apple apple pie crumble bars. Yeah that delicious, that's great.
Speaker 1: And then I just made blueberry pie crumble bars. You're
Speaker 1: torturing yourself. Let me tell you something. Listen, my wife
Speaker 1: is like, are you trying to kill the kids? I
Speaker 1: do love baking. I love baking tremendously. Like, look, a
Speaker 1: perfect day for me would be and I don't get
Speaker 1: to do this often, but a perfect day for me,
Speaker 1: and I can do it fast now too, that's the
Speaker 1: other thing, Like I've been doing it long enough that
Speaker 1: I can get it done within thirty minutes, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. But perfect day would be get stone,
Speaker 1: bake a bunch of cakes, cook some meat, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, maybe a vegetable or two here, like
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving would be. Well, it sounds like your favorite holidays coming.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna make an apple pie? Are you gonna
Speaker 1: make an apple pie? Am I gonna make an apple pie?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a bunch of pies, and it's only
Speaker 1: gonna be four of us, So if you guys are hungry,
Speaker 1: I'll send it your way, you know. And so this
Speaker 1: is what I thought. I was like, So after I
Speaker 1: made the blueberry pie, right, and it's this is the
Speaker 1: third pie in the last week and a half that's
Speaker 1: been made in this house, right, and I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? Am I? I can't eat all of
Speaker 1: this because I'm gonna get sick. I'll get diabetes if
Speaker 1: I eat all of this shit. But I'm looking at
Speaker 1: it like that shit is so good. Though, I'm like,
Speaker 1: what can I do? And then it came to me,
Speaker 1: I know exactly what to do. This is a lot
Speaker 1: of baked thinking. This is like a lot of weed thinking.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hire a pastry rapper and I'm gonna cook.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna this is where the Snoop Dog, when the
Speaker 1: stoop Dog was the snoop Dog hired a blunt roller.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna hire a page and I'll
Speaker 1: cook these things and I'll have a couple of bites
Speaker 1: of it, and then i'll chop it up and have
Speaker 1: the pastry wrapper wrapp it and I'll send it to
Speaker 1: my friends and I'll just give it. That way, I can.
Speaker 1: I can make all the shit that I want to
Speaker 1: eat and then give it away and not feel like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill myself with diabetes and I'm killing I
Speaker 1: don't think you need a professional pastry roller. You guys
Speaker 1: aren't going to eat that shit if I just send
Speaker 1: it to you, though, Yes, if I send you a
Speaker 1: pie and some Tupper where you're gonna look at him
Speaker 1: eat that that. Well, you think, I don't trust you
Speaker 1: as long as you don't put weed in it. If
Speaker 1: you do put weed in it, you can set it
Speaker 1: to me. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.
Speaker 1: So I'm think it's on the middle then, yeah, and
Speaker 1: the no on the middle. I love Neil Flynn, um um,
Speaker 1: and I think there's some very funny stuff in the middle.
Speaker 1: I did. I didn't watch the whole series, but I
Speaker 1: did watch some of season one and thought it was
Speaker 1: really really good, super talented people. But um, certainly not
Speaker 1: a show I would I would want to dedicate um
Speaker 1: stop much time too. But but she but it's funny
Speaker 1: that she's the young woman didn't even haven't even watched
Speaker 1: it herself. I think you guys should watched The Middle
Speaker 1: funny because I want to hear what it's about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if we did pick a show, it would be a show.
Speaker 1: I think that we were we were really into um yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, So here's the idea. A second idea is
Speaker 1: is for a future project for for Donald and I
Speaker 1: and who knows, maybe even the great writer Neil Goldman
Speaker 1: go on, Hello f D r F Crew. It's Stephen
Speaker 1: Brandon here with some sitcom ideas for Zach and Donald.
Speaker 1: God forbid Donald's upcoming show doesn't work out. I have
Speaker 1: a tree ideas that might just work for you. Piggybacking
Speaker 1: off your Twilight Zone anthology series idea. You could film
Speaker 1: all three of these as pilots and then air them
Speaker 1: and then have a vote to see which one should
Speaker 1: go to series. That could be a fun idea. Anyway,
Speaker 1: here are the three calm ideas. Two mismatched men discover
Speaker 1: they are half brothers when they attend their mutual father's funeral. However,
Speaker 1: in order to receive their wealthy inheritance, they must live
Speaker 1: together for a year and become real brothers. Zack and
Speaker 1: Donald are long lost brothers in Chocolate and Vanilla Australian Brandon.
Speaker 1: All I gonna say is Vanilla. That's funny. I love
Speaker 1: this guy's voice, but I shoe for the show in
Speaker 1: this episode Donald and Zach. If Movie Phone still existed,
Speaker 1: he would be the voice from if you know the
Speaker 1: name of the movie Michael see pros one by the way.
Speaker 1: By the way, it'd be funny if it was an
Speaker 1: anthology series. If every week this guy comes on, he's
Speaker 1: like in this week's episode, here's the set up, what
Speaker 1: was the ship when a guy would sit in a
Speaker 1: chair before the before the movie would come on. He
Speaker 1: would sit in there like a child. What is that, Daniel,
Speaker 1: that's like you know, the guy the crypt Keeper. No,
Speaker 1: that's a that's a different that's a different, different version
Speaker 1: of example. But yeah, yeah, but let let's just call
Speaker 1: he'd be like the cryb Keeper. Right. Did you watch
Speaker 1: Tales from the cryb Yeah, yeah, I never watched it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Were you scared? Yeah, that's even even the Tales from
Speaker 1: the Crib guy scared me. It's scary. That's a weird face.
Speaker 1: It just made me laugh. He made me laugh, man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't want to. I didn't want to
Speaker 1: watch it because I couldn't make it through the Tales
Speaker 1: from the crypts guy's introduction. It was a practical puppet,
Speaker 1: I know. But I was a kid, we were little. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank all right, continue with his ideas, please idea number two.
Speaker 1: Two activist parents on the run for crimes against corporations
Speaker 1: come out of hiding to attend the wedding of their
Speaker 1: gay son, only to be caught by the police and
Speaker 1: sentenced to house arrest with their son and his new groom.
Speaker 1: Zack and Donald are gay newlyweds in house arrest? Were
Speaker 1: the parents in Zack and Donald gay newlyweds and dand
Speaker 1: I need that as a sound like Za please grabs
Speaker 1: that sound. But Zach and Donald gay newlyweds in arrest,
Speaker 1: house arrest. I'm gonna say something. It's like British big off.
Speaker 1: I want him to do. I want him to do
Speaker 1: a few more. I don't want this just to be yes.
Speaker 1: What's his name? Wait? But Brandon, you please? Will you please?
Speaker 1: Submit every week? Brandon? Please, Brandon, please please? Brandon. I
Speaker 1: just also like his pitch style. He says it quick
Speaker 1: and then he's like, Zach and Donald are gay newlyweds. Alright, alright?
Speaker 1: Number three two divorced dad neighbors start a podcast about
Speaker 1: how to raise children. However, when they come to blows
Speaker 1: on how best to raise their kids, they agree to
Speaker 1: swap children for a month to see who the better
Speaker 1: parent really is. Zack and Donald are buddy podcasters in
Speaker 1: child swap. Hopefully one of these ideas might make the whiteboard.
Speaker 1: If not, feel free to sell all them to Doozer Inc.
Speaker 1: Thanks very much and all the best to me any day.
Speaker 1: Brandon Brandon, you're very funny. Any day. You can pitch
Speaker 1: it to me any day, as long as you're very funny.
Speaker 1: And I promise you that Doozers are going to steal
Speaker 1: all those ideas even if we don't back Donald gay Newlyweds,
Speaker 1: Stephen Brandon, Stephen Brandon. I messed up his name step
Speaker 1: Stephen Brandon, literally Stephen Stephen and Joel's and Joel's defense, Steven,
Speaker 1: that's confusing. You have two first, it's like being named
Speaker 1: Zach Josh, Zach Josh, Donald Stephen. Oh, those are very
Speaker 1: funny ideas, and you're a funny man. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: we're gonna play gay newly weds? Um, why not? That'd
Speaker 1: be hilarious. Just just let's we should just entertain the
Speaker 1: pitch like like like, look, I don't think we're allowed
Speaker 1: to play gay newly weds environment Joell are we We
Speaker 1: can't even do a gig. Some people would frown upon it.
Speaker 1: There we go. I'm not talking about that. I'm saying
Speaker 1: we should do like we should do uh with the pitch.
Speaker 1: We leave his voiceover and we just act out what
Speaker 1: he's describing in the pitch in short little scenes. What
Speaker 1: I like. What I like most about Stephen Brandon, Charles
Speaker 1: Chris Joshua's pitch is the idea of a cryp Keeper
Speaker 1: like character. Like it's I'm still stuck on this anthology idea, right,
Speaker 1: every every episode's different, But a cryp Keeper like guy,
Speaker 1: perhaps with an Australian accent, gives the setup for let's
Speaker 1: explained what's happening in each episode. So sit down and
Speaker 1: watch Zack and Donald as gay newleywed's in. But that's
Speaker 1: what's amazing about the anthology idea, dude, Like one episode
Speaker 1: could be a full blown sitcom. One episode is like
Speaker 1: a black mirror like trippy thing. Like everyone could be different,
Speaker 1: we can do anything. I love that. I'm I'm so
Speaker 1: into like that so far. Stephen Zaindonald chocolate and vanilla.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. All right, everybody, as you prepare your pitches, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, be more like Stephen Brandon. All right, that's
Speaker 1: the show, ere, buddy. Um, we hope you have you guys.
Speaker 1: We hope you have a healthy, um positive good week.
Speaker 1: We love you, we care about you. We thank you
Speaker 1: for tuning in. I miss you all. I miss so much,
Speaker 1: you all, and not the not the three of you.
Speaker 1: I'm talking to all the fans out there, the fans
Speaker 1: I miss, all the fans I miss when y'all used to,
Speaker 1: you know, hitting me in my DMS to tell me
Speaker 1: that you know, although this week you guys did hit
Speaker 1: me in the DM to tell me how MS. No
Speaker 1: what wait no what