Speaker 1: There are two things that I love most in this world.
Speaker 1: One is charity, She's my favorite, and the other one candles.
Speaker 1: They are all over my house. What you can do
Speaker 1: right now is please do people and buy for charity
Speaker 1: the candles from Broken he Free in the morning. It
Speaker 1: will support the charity for the youth, and it would
Speaker 1: have support Rolando emotionally. Okay, enjoy Go to Broken herey
Speaker 1: dot com. We're sixty seconds from your shot caller question
Speaker 1: of the day. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: And remember you can follow the show at Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey on Facebook and on Instagram. Our Twitter is at
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffy because I was all the space we had. Yeah. Sure,
Speaker 1: and you may already know this, but you can find
Speaker 1: both Brooke and Jose on cameo and ask them to
Speaker 1: record a personalized video for you for whatever you want.
Speaker 1: So far, God, I did a couple of free ones
Speaker 1: this week because I missed the deadline. Sorry to promote
Speaker 1: yourself not very timely. I'll get it to you. Venture.
Speaker 1: It's mostly birthday requests too, did you guys get right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And if we wished you a birthday month late, it's fine. Here.
Speaker 1: You might want to request it. You're ahead from you,
Speaker 1: but you can ask them to do all sorts of things.
Speaker 1: Ask Broke to dump your spouse for you. She'll love
Speaker 1: to do that, dude. People ask me to roast their
Speaker 1: friends roast Oh my god. The only zero star review,
Speaker 1: one star review I ever got was a guy who
Speaker 1: asked me to take a top off, and I recorded
Speaker 1: a video with my top on and took my jacket off.
Speaker 1: And he didn't think it was funny at all. Not
Speaker 1: what cameos were. Maybe. One of the funniest cameos recently
Speaker 1: is from a British politician named Nigel Farage. He's making
Speaker 1: news today because he didn't realize that he was being
Speaker 1: pranked by the person who requested a cameo from him.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so listen to yourself his recording Happy Birthday,
Speaker 1: You're a massive fat I'm not getting it and aich accent.
Speaker 1: It sounds so much better. Did I miss the funny part? No,
Speaker 1: Like normally when these happened, it's like Hugh us like
Speaker 1: it's close. This guy literally just spells I think I'm
Speaker 1: saying Hugh wasn't. Yeah, I don't see what the issue is.
Speaker 1: You don't know. In fact, I would also like to
Speaker 1: wish Hugh Janis a very happy birthday from Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. Hey, mister Janus is a very
Speaker 1: big fan of So let's get into the shot callar
Speaker 1: question of the day. We have a bucket full of names.
Speaker 1: You're gonna draw one Outcie who gets asked a trivia question?
Speaker 1: If you answer incorrectly, the punishment is to be shocked
Speaker 1: while singing a song. So text in the seven eighty
Speaker 1: five nine two and tell us which song you would
Speaker 1: like to hear. I'm drawing a name out because I
Speaker 1: had the shot collar last and I got Alexis Baby
Speaker 1: Teeth Fuller Streets Berry Coming. Okay, Alexis is putting on
Speaker 1: the shot call a while that happens Digital Jake, please
Speaker 1: read us a shot call A question of the day.
Speaker 1: What if I told you that I have sealed the
Speaker 1: doors and am slowly leaking carbon trioxide through the air
Speaker 1: vents of her studio and it will soon fill the room.
Speaker 1: Thank god? YEA three oxides in there. It's special. It's
Speaker 1: actually threw That would be an example of a bad surprise.
Speaker 1: But what have I told you that? Jose is wearing
Speaker 1: his cinnamon roll scented Andy's today. That would be a
Speaker 1: good surprise. I thought that was cinnabon frost. Well. A
Speaker 1: national publication called two thousand people and asked them to
Speaker 1: name the best and worst surprises you can receive. We're
Speaker 1: going to focus on the best. Tell me the top
Speaker 1: four best surprises you can receive, in no particular order.
Speaker 1: Oh man, in your life, just in general. Wow, that's surprising.
Speaker 1: What do you think in Alexis? I think big and generic,
Speaker 1: the easiest one ever. Oh so, here's the thing, Jose,
Speaker 1: that can also be a terrible surprise. Surprise pregnancy isn't
Speaker 1: always a happy anyway stressful? Yeah, well okay, I was
Speaker 1: thinking of something more general, something that everyone experiences, and
Speaker 1: that's when you stick your hands in a jacket you
Speaker 1: haven't worn in a while and you find a dollar
Speaker 1: you know, wow, yeah, like hidden money in your pockets.
Speaker 1: You're like, okay, I mean that isn't good surprise. I
Speaker 1: just think you need to think like bigger things. So
Speaker 1: you're saying not birthday, Like this is bigger than birthday.
Speaker 1: I mean, in my opinion, the best surprises are the
Speaker 1: ones that can happen any day, not just on your
Speaker 1: birthday birthday, yeah, exactly, you know, Like, but the surprise
Speaker 1: party is the whole point of it. Like, that's the
Speaker 1: big surprise, even though you know it's your birthday. The
Speaker 1: surprise is that all these people are there for you.
Speaker 1: Think that's better than finding a five You haven't had
Speaker 1: a good birthday party? Yeah, I think I've always wanted
Speaker 1: a surprise party. Never happen in my whole life. I mean,
Speaker 1: you could put that down a surprise party. I just
Speaker 1: think it's so cliche to the answer. Let's get the
Speaker 1: question one more time bigger. Here a national publication that's
Speaker 1: two thousand people to identify what are the best surprises
Speaker 1: you can receive? And I asked you to name the
Speaker 1: top four in no particular order. And surprise, I'm going
Speaker 1: to give you a golden way. I didn't even hear
Speaker 1: what I was surprising, right, I'm going to give you
Speaker 1: a golden guess it is a good surprise. Tell me
Speaker 1: a good surprise you think is on the list, and
Speaker 1: I'll tell you if you're correct. All right, talk about
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with a birthday surprise, Like, what does
Speaker 1: that mean? Oh? A birthday surprise party? Okay, Yeah, surprise
Speaker 1: birthday parties are on the list. Okay, you guys are
Speaker 1: you guys are better than the five dollars? Apparently? What
Speaker 1: do you think about family members like coming home or
Speaker 1: like someone you haven't seen in a while, or like
Speaker 1: your best friends surprising you flying in from out of town. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: it has to be somebody that you like and you
Speaker 1: want to see. It can't be like broo mother in
Speaker 1: law showing up. That's a bad surprise. No, but a
Speaker 1: good surprise. I mean there's always someone doing something nice
Speaker 1: for you. I mean that that's what the birthday thing is.
Speaker 1: So like someone to come into town is a good idea,
Speaker 1: or maybe like a surprise date, right like your your
Speaker 1: significant others, Like surprise, we're going to a fancy dinner
Speaker 1: tonight or something never happens to you Brook, Yeah, my
Speaker 1: husband's romantic once every quarter. I'll take it. I was thinking,
Speaker 1: what about for a kid, A big happy surprise is
Speaker 1: when you wake up and you find out there's a
Speaker 1: snow day and there's no school. That's good surprise. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just in school's canceled for any more. Just school
Speaker 1: canceled for any reason. Yeah, that's pretty good one like free,
Speaker 1: something like someone buys your stuff for you in law,
Speaker 1: like when you're in the coffee line and pay it forward. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just getting anything for free. I know free everything tastes
Speaker 1: better and looks better with let's get our answers in
Speaker 1: what do you got? Alexis okay? Sorry? Four? All right?
Speaker 1: I have um surprise birthday party, like we said, surprise
Speaker 1: date night. Yeah, I like that. School getting canceled. I
Speaker 1: like that. So we canceled and I'm gonna do someone
Speaker 1: paying it forward for you. According to a survey of
Speaker 1: two thousand people, these are the best surprises you can receive.
Speaker 1: The Golden Guest told us, surprise birthday parties is on
Speaker 1: the list. Also on the list randomly finding money like
Speaker 1: on the street or in your pocket. Other options on
Speaker 1: the list were surprise engagements or proposals. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: have surprise visits from people you want to see, like
Speaker 1: friends or family. Just outside the top four, we're pregnancies,
Speaker 1: getting a new pets, snow days, and canceled plans society.
Speaker 1: Ye're like, yeah, they don't have to go out tonight. Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah they can. First I don't like, oh, we didn't
Speaker 1: get it right, So somebody wanted to hear the song
Speaker 1: bye Bye Bye Bye in Sync classic. I know that
Speaker 1: I can't take no more. It ain't no lie. I
Speaker 1: want to see you at that door, baby bye bye
Speaker 1: bye bye, bye bye bye. I don't want to there's
Speaker 1: more in the background. Oh you're doing and go bye
Speaker 1: bye bye. That was impressive. That's your shock dollar question
Speaker 1: of the day, Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning. There's
Speaker 1: a term that's been going around pop culture the last
Speaker 1: decade called a hall pass, which means if you end
Speaker 1: up in a situation where you're out and wind up
Speaker 1: next to the celebrity of your dreams, and your partner
Speaker 1: gives you the okay to do whatever with them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but what happens if you are a famous celebrities hall
Speaker 1: pass and whenever that star comes into town, they always
Speaker 1: want to spend time with you. Yeah, it's a dream
Speaker 1: I want. I want a pudgy mom who looks a
Speaker 1: little tired and unshowered. I'm sure that's what Jason Momoa
Speaker 1: is telling alone. I'm with my children. Yes, you know what.
Speaker 1: I realized. That sounds crazy, but it actually happened to
Speaker 1: one guy. He's been told to keep it on the low.
Speaker 1: Oh no, but he says he doesn't want to keep
Speaker 1: it quiet anymore. He has to tell someone still though,
Speaker 1: he needs to keep it a little bit anonymous. So
Speaker 1: we're gonna do it right here. After we talk to him.
Speaker 1: He actually sent us picture proof that this really was
Speaker 1: going on. Okay, And I can't say who the celebrity is,
Speaker 1: but I'll say I think their initials are MC. So
Speaker 1: if you get what I'm saying, text in, text in afterwards,
Speaker 1: text in after it's done. When we do a mass speaker,
Speaker 1: it's coming up at seven ten. Can't take better girl arms, speaker,
Speaker 1: fancy disguises, skin tight outfits, naughty behaviors. You'd be ashamed
Speaker 1: to tell Mommy about whatever we're talking about now. It's
Speaker 1: not one of Brook's famous key parties with the communal
Speaker 1: nacho cheese fountain invite. It's the mass speaker. One of
Speaker 1: our listeners is already on the line, ready to share
Speaker 1: something that's gonna make Brooke blush. It's not easy to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know about Yeah, And they've chosen to go
Speaker 1: by the strange and mysterious alias Brian. Hello, Nan, you
Speaker 1: know I want to hide and plain site that's why
Speaker 1: I chose Brian with that with that voice. You're hiding voice,
Speaker 1: my friend. That's true, Brian, you are today's mass speaker.
Speaker 1: Your phone line is being run through the voice changers.
Speaker 1: So whenever you're read, go ahead, spill the tea. Okay,
Speaker 1: So guys, um, I've been holding on this for a
Speaker 1: little while, about two years now. Okay, is it something
Speaker 1: that you feel bad about? Like you have a lot
Speaker 1: of hesitation in the front here. Well, it's going hard
Speaker 1: because something I wouldn't mind telling everybody. Oh okay, so
Speaker 1: you want to tell everyone this, but you can't for
Speaker 1: some reason exactly why? Why not? So I'll just jump
Speaker 1: right into it. I've I've been in a secret relationship
Speaker 1: with someone very famous for about two years. Yeah, how famous?
Speaker 1: What's very famous? Me? That's true. She has been referred
Speaker 1: to as one of the top ten fingers in the world. Fingers. Oh,
Speaker 1: I thought for sure he was going to be like,
Speaker 1: she has forty thou following No, you're being like, for real,
Speaker 1: this is like a real celeb. Yes, No, she has
Speaker 1: like forty thousand comments. Are you someone famous? Who are you?
Speaker 1: I mean? I guess that doesn't work when you're a
Speaker 1: mask speaker. What I mean is, how how does a
Speaker 1: regular person meet someone who's considered one of the top
Speaker 1: singers in the entire world. How does that even happen? Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: it's you know, it's just one of those things that
Speaker 1: kind of unfolded. I have a club here in town, though,
Speaker 1: tell us the story. Because she's I mean, famous people
Speaker 1: are in clubs all the time. They don't care about
Speaker 1: club owners. You had to show up my club, and
Speaker 1: I think we just really hit it off from the beginning.
Speaker 1: We just kind of had a nice little conversation before
Speaker 1: the show, and I said everything up for I took
Speaker 1: care of her, you know, VP style. The show went great.
Speaker 1: I didn't think anything of it, you know, I was
Speaker 1: just really making small talk. And then sure enough, after
Speaker 1: the show, we were closing down and she sent me
Speaker 1: a text message through her manager through my phone and
Speaker 1: asked me to come hang out in the room. Dude,
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? Yeah? So, I mean she sent
Speaker 1: me the text. I went up to her room, we
Speaker 1: hung out. We had a really cool night. But but
Speaker 1: it's one of those things that you know, she's so famous,
Speaker 1: you know, and me being a dumb guy, You're like, well,
Speaker 1: what do what she wants? Yeah, I'd like, huh when
Speaker 1: you went out to her room, was it just you two?
Speaker 1: Or is there like an entourage? You know, like you too?
Speaker 1: It was just us too? Whoa, you're so lucky? Oh
Speaker 1: my god? Were you so nervous about being an idiot?
Speaker 1: I'd be such a moron. I'm wondering what kind of
Speaker 1: But you're still kind of in like I don't know,
Speaker 1: kind of my little twilight zone. And that's the thing. Like,
Speaker 1: after after we had that night and we hung out,
Speaker 1: I thought that would kind of just be it. She
Speaker 1: would kind of be on to the next club promoter,
Speaker 1: so to speak. But a few days after that, she
Speaker 1: tell to me again, Flumio, we went on her yacht.
Speaker 1: Oh day, Oh my god, did you can I ask?
Speaker 1: Tell me right now. It's Patty. Because my best friend
Speaker 1: hooked up a couple of times with a very famous
Speaker 1: band lead singer, Jesse, a lead singer, and she had
Speaker 1: to sign an NBA non disclosure agreement. Yeah yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: non disclosure agreement where if she if she said anything,
Speaker 1: I guess they could sewer or something, or she talked
Speaker 1: to the paparazzi. No NBA. She's very cool. I mean
Speaker 1: she realized that I'm a real person. I'm not some sandboy.
Speaker 1: See I made girl sign pgs. Please tell everything mom,
Speaker 1: or it's not happening. Yeah, it's gotten close. We've had
Speaker 1: some close called paparazzi where I've literally had the hanging
Speaker 1: back while her in her entrege keep going. One time
Speaker 1: her security got through a jacket over my face and
Speaker 1: this is so is this a celebrity that's single or
Speaker 1: are they in a relationship? And that's part of you
Speaker 1: can't say anything. No, not in a relationship. She was
Speaker 1: married for a little while. All right, that's all I'm
Speaker 1: telling Y'allie, for sure, you're a side piece. Yeah I
Speaker 1: might be a side piece, but I'm like the Maclonian
Speaker 1: chief good side. Yeah, the delicious side. It makes sense
Speaker 1: because I think a lot of times even publicists for celebrities,
Speaker 1: they want them to date other celebs, Like so, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: date whatever you want, but when public you're dating zac Efron, right,
Speaker 1: and this woman might come out with a brand new
Speaker 1: song about her secret lover on the side and well
Speaker 1: know she's singing about Brian Briant, Damn Brian. That sounds
Speaker 1: cools your club. Next time too. Yeah. I oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he said it's for celebrities, Jose, So well, you and
Speaker 1: Bette Midler have a great time. Thanks for being the
Speaker 1: mass speaker. Next into seven eighty five nine two. If
Speaker 1: you have a confession that you're holding onto, we can
Speaker 1: hide your identity with a voice changer so you can
Speaker 1: become the next mass speaker. Your phone taps coming up
Speaker 1: right after this. All right, it's time for your phone tap.
Speaker 1: And today we call a guy who's going to be
Speaker 1: starting a new job soon. Okay, So he's getting a
Speaker 1: call from the branch manager to go over what his
Speaker 1: first day is gonna look like. So nervous, and now
Speaker 1: he's never actually met his new boss because he was
Speaker 1: hired while she was out on vacation. But now our
Speaker 1: own Brooke Fox is going to pretend to be his superiors. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, how should I describe Brooke in this? I
Speaker 1: think I just did. Well. Let's just say, out of
Speaker 1: everyone in the office, she thinks she's the funniest person there.
Speaker 1: But don't just take her word for it, because she's
Speaker 1: going to back it up with canned laughter from a
Speaker 1: sound effect machine. What can I say? She's quirky, it's
Speaker 1: your phone right now, it's on the twenties. Well, Hi,
Speaker 1: this is Sophie calling from sales Associates. I'm looking for Jeremy. Yes,
Speaker 1: hi is Jermy. Oh hey, first time touching base. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm the branch manager for our office and I heard
Speaker 1: congratulations are in order. Thank you, thank you. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: I'm happy to come on board. Thank you new hire.
Speaker 1: I love him. Wow. They must have done it last
Speaker 1: week when I was on vacation. I call it vacae.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, little slang, keeping it cool. Speaking of vacation,
Speaker 1: do you know a writing place to go on holiday?
Speaker 1: A writing place? Yeah? No, uh, it's pencil bane yet
Speaker 1: just a little joke for you there. Yeah, yeah, all right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: pretty good. I've also heard a lot of good things
Speaker 1: about you and really looking forward to you joining the team.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm excited to join. I mean a great opportunity.
Speaker 1: It is, really is. So let's give you a rundown
Speaker 1: before your first day. Huh yeah, absolutely, okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go over the fun stuff first. Love that stuff. So
Speaker 1: you do get free access to the gym. Nice, I
Speaker 1: don't ever go since I get plenty of exercise. Jump
Speaker 1: into conclusions, pushing my luck, dodging deadlines. Yeah, do you
Speaker 1: have people with you or something? You're funny anyway? You
Speaker 1: like to have fun around here, make some jokes, have
Speaker 1: a good time. Yea. Yeah, so there's something I always
Speaker 1: tell all the new hires. Are you ready for it? Yeah? Sure.
Speaker 1: I need you to not think of me as your boss,
Speaker 1: think of me as a friend who can fire you.
Speaker 1: What I'm kidding is a joke. Did you could you
Speaker 1: explain the laughter part in the background? Oh? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just use that because I want new hires, you know,
Speaker 1: get used to what it's like around here, real laugh factory.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, you seem like quite the funny person. Well
Speaker 1: I'm glad you could tell. That means you're going to
Speaker 1: fit in kind of known as the funny boss. You know,
Speaker 1: every workplace has a comedian. I'm that girl. Okay, By
Speaker 1: the way, I have a question for you, Jeremy. Are
Speaker 1: you a good multitasker? Yeah? I mean I definitely pride
Speaker 1: myself I'm multitasking. Yeah. Absolutely, Well I'm only asking because
Speaker 1: I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive,
Speaker 1: and procrastinate all at once. Yeah. Figure figure. Wait wait, wait, wait, Jeremy,
Speaker 1: I've got so many more than you gonna looks. Ask
Speaker 1: for your desk. Listen, special treat for you. Your desk
Speaker 1: to be in my office. You can run bits off
Speaker 1: each other. I can already tell were vibing. Yeah, look,
Speaker 1: that sounds really cool and everything. But I actually actually
Speaker 1: have another offering from another company and I still haven't
Speaker 1: emailed them back. Oh so yeah, I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: be rude or anything. But you know, was that a
Speaker 1: sound effect on that? Why would you bring the sound
Speaker 1: effect on that? Well? I think it was a little
Speaker 1: warranted because you drop a bomb like that on someone
Speaker 1: and it's a little scandalous. No, I just I need
Speaker 1: to ask you a question. Do you not think I'm funny?
Speaker 1: I'm just skidding that vibe suddenly. I don't know what changed.
Speaker 1: I think you think you're funny. I do think a
Speaker 1: lot of other people think that too. Here's those people.
Speaker 1: That's for me. I'm a joy to work with. Hell Um,
Speaker 1: your girlfriend Jenny thinks I'm very funny? What dude, how
Speaker 1: do you know? Jinny? She actually emailed us because this
Speaker 1: is actually broke from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning
Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you? What? Why would you?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, y'all had me going so hard. I
Speaker 1: was literally thinking, like, what in the hell am I
Speaker 1: walking into on Monday? You didn't laugh at one of
Speaker 1: my jokes, Jeremy. I was laughing on the inside. I
Speaker 1: was crying on the outside. They thought that was funny.
Speaker 1: We need to take that machine away from you at
Speaker 1: this wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings
Speaker 1: on the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning, it's
Speaker 1: almost time for your awkward Tuesday phone call. And have
Speaker 1: you ever gotten into a huge fight with your significant
Speaker 1: other and literally had no idea what you were fighting about? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean, have you ever been in a relationship jeff Like?
Speaker 1: It's like, babe, all I said was, you're just like
Speaker 1: your mother, and your mom is hot. I don't understand
Speaker 1: it's a compliment, dude, You not think that you're as
Speaker 1: hot as your mom? Okay, that's making it worse? Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you worried that I'm gonna try to start dating
Speaker 1: your mom because I already asked and she rejected me.
Speaker 1: So you have nothing to worry about. So help me understand.
Speaker 1: Why are you mad? Now? Well? A woman recently emailed
Speaker 1: us where help because she tried to do something really,
Speaker 1: really nice for her boyfriend the other day, and now
Speaker 1: not only does he refuse to speak to her, but
Speaker 1: she could lose thousands of dollars if she doesn't figure
Speaker 1: out what's going on. Who We're trying our best to
Speaker 1: help in your awkward Tuesday phone call right after this,
Speaker 1: it's awkward. It's Tuesday. It's awkward Tuesday phone call. When
Speaker 1: giving a present to your significant other, they say, it's
Speaker 1: the thought that counts. Yeah, for sure, But sometimes even
Speaker 1: a great gift can come back to bite you, no
Speaker 1: matter how thoughtful or expensive it might have been. I
Speaker 1: don't just asked Brooke, who one year got a lovely
Speaker 1: dishrac from her husband and for some reason she was
Speaker 1: so upset. I don't know. Maybe it wasn't a designer
Speaker 1: dish rac, it didn't come with the Bluetooth technology she
Speaker 1: was hoping for. It was our first Christmas together as
Speaker 1: a couple. Yeah, yeah, she remembers. Still, yeah, I married
Speaker 1: him out of that. But now one of our listeners, Arianna,
Speaker 1: has reached out for help after her gift to her
Speaker 1: boyfriend backfired, and now she's looking for some assistance, Arianna.
Speaker 1: Was it a dish rac? Yeah, I've exactly. So first
Speaker 1: of all, what's your boyfriend's name, Kyle? And have you
Speaker 1: guys have been together for a while. Yeah, we were
Speaker 1: celebrating our one year anniversary. That's what the whole gift
Speaker 1: was for you. And that's hard because like, you know
Speaker 1: each other really well, but you don't fully Yeah. Yeah, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a good barometer. Yeah, I mean, were you guys
Speaker 1: going big or was this like a small celebration. I
Speaker 1: was going big with a surprise, but I don't know
Speaker 1: if he quite expected it. Okay, hey what did you do?
Speaker 1: What did you get for him? I got him a
Speaker 1: surprise trip to Mexico? And then that's his problem. He's like,
Speaker 1: I wanted to go to Green. Yeah. I mean it's
Speaker 1: no dish rack, let's be honest. But god, pretty thoughtful.
Speaker 1: That is awesome. I mean, yeah, you're setting a high
Speaker 1: bar if that's why trying to trying to um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it took a while. I had to work some extra
Speaker 1: shifts to pay for it, but yeah, I like made
Speaker 1: this whole Mexican themed gifts basket with like battles of
Speaker 1: Corona and the plane tickets and the hotel for sure.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're the best girlfriend in the world.
Speaker 1: And then I gave it to him. I had like
Speaker 1: a taco night and he gave it to him after
Speaker 1: dinner and stuff. I'm visualizing it in my head. It
Speaker 1: just sounds amazing. I know that from the tacos or something. Right.
Speaker 1: Doesn't think like, why would you be calling us about this?
Speaker 1: Are you just bragging about your Mexican vacation. No? Um,
Speaker 1: it just kind of like took a turn out of that.
Speaker 1: He opened it and he was feaseless. I thought about that.
Speaker 1: He was excited, but then his mood changed drastically. He
Speaker 1: looked a little more freaked out. And then eventually he
Speaker 1: said he couldn't go what And yeah, I was like,
Speaker 1: was it like a work thing, Like couldn't get work off?
Speaker 1: And he felt guilty? Maybe yeah, that's why he said
Speaker 1: at first, but I could tell like something is off,
Speaker 1: like he blamed it on work and his boss. But
Speaker 1: then he got like in a really bad mood and
Speaker 1: then he just said like he didn't want to talk
Speaker 1: about it, shut down. That must have made the lovemaking
Speaker 1: anniversary very awkward. No, my mind would be racing because
Speaker 1: if someone is like negative about a huge gift like that,
Speaker 1: to me, it means that he's guilty of something like like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, I know, it must mean that the guy
Speaker 1: did something wrong. I understand it must be something horrible
Speaker 1: to That's not what I'm saying, but my mind would
Speaker 1: immediately go like, oh my god, he's cheating on me.
Speaker 1: He wanted to break up with me into you as
Speaker 1: you think, maybe it doesn't want vacation. I say, I
Speaker 1: know people that won't go to Mexico or any other
Speaker 1: certain countries because they're scared of you know, international things. Okay,
Speaker 1: you don't need to talk for yourself. Maybe he's like, no,
Speaker 1: Mexico's not on my list and he's scared to go.
Speaker 1: Maybe crime or getting you know, smuggled or snuggled happens
Speaker 1: there everywhere. But like you, even if that's the case,
Speaker 1: like I mean, you're saying he was rude to you, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just like a weird dark turn okay, and
Speaker 1: his mood chain. I mean, have you been able to
Speaker 1: talk it out since then? Well? No, that's like why
Speaker 1: I called. It's been like a week and he's wearing
Speaker 1: my calls and when I text him he's giving like
Speaker 1: one in two text responses like I just have I
Speaker 1: have no idea what's going on, And I'm like kind
Speaker 1: of freaking out a little bit. Yeah, you're gonna break
Speaker 1: up with him for not going No, No, I'm freaking
Speaker 1: out that he is like breaking up with me and
Speaker 1: that's why he's not responding or talking like, yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: a side girl booked a trip the same week to Mexico.
Speaker 1: Hold one, that's a terrible, Arianna. What are you wanting
Speaker 1: to do with your call? Then I just want help,
Speaker 1: like getting him on the phone, and then I guess
Speaker 1: just getting him to tell me what's going on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And it feels like that isn't too much to ask,
Speaker 1: Like he owes you that you just bought him a
Speaker 1: trip to Mexico. Yeah, okay, so we have to figure
Speaker 1: out how to get your boyfriend to open up about
Speaker 1: what's really going on. Why doesn't he want to accept
Speaker 1: the trip to Mexico? Oh yeah, see, this is why
Speaker 1: you always go with the dish rack. It doesn't cause
Speaker 1: this away. Seriously, we'll play a song though, we'll come
Speaker 1: back and we'll give you some advice to let you
Speaker 1: make your awkward Tuesday phone call Okay, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: hold on if you're just tuning in, We're in the
Speaker 1: middle of an awkward Tuesday phone call and one of
Speaker 1: our listeners, Arianna, recently celebrated her one year anniversary with
Speaker 1: her boyfriend Kyle, and for a gift, she surprised him
Speaker 1: with a trip to Mexico. Wow, it sounds amazing. She
Speaker 1: gave a little basket with Sir evase Us and tacos
Speaker 1: in it. But soon afterwards Kyle started acting weird. He
Speaker 1: said he couldn't go and then didn't want to talk
Speaker 1: about why. Now it's been a week and Arianna's reached
Speaker 1: out to us for help, and I'm hoping Ariana, that
Speaker 1: we have some good advice for you. Actually, Brooke told
Speaker 1: me before we got on that she's figured it out.
Speaker 1: I thinks the trick to get him to open up, Brook,
Speaker 1: I think I have Okay, listen, the worst thing you
Speaker 1: can do is put him on the defense. Right, no
Speaker 1: one's ever going to open up with anything if you
Speaker 1: feel like he's being accused. Yeah, so catch him, but
Speaker 1: open him with a joke. I'm exactly He wouldn't either write.
Speaker 1: It could be something simple like, what do you call
Speaker 1: my cheese, it's not yours, and then you dropped nacho
Speaker 1: cheese and the whole thing is light. It's a I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, people have no choice but to spill the beans.
Speaker 1: Get it O. I just stayed like Arianna, what do
Speaker 1: you think about that? How about opening with a little
Speaker 1: stand up routine? Yeah, you want to do a fifteen
Speaker 1: minute set to kick off this call. I'm not here
Speaker 1: about fifteen minutes, but I can try one O one okay,
Speaker 1: I mean okay, his guard will be down. Maybe the
Speaker 1: humor will break the ice. I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you guys really think that's the best option, I
Speaker 1: can try it. Maybe. Well, I'm about to call your
Speaker 1: boyfriend's number. You ready? Yeah? Okay, okay, good luck, we're
Speaker 1: here for you. We'll jump in when we feel like
Speaker 1: the conversations getting out of hand. Okay. If you need
Speaker 1: extra jokes as a stand up comedian, you'll feed you
Speaker 1: all right, ready, okay, okay, here we go. Hello. Hi, Hey, sorry,
Speaker 1: I think recognize this number. What where are you falling from? Um? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you haven't been picking up my call, so
Speaker 1: I just tried from another number. I'm glad you picked up. Yeah, yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: I've I've been really busy. Um are you too busy
Speaker 1: for just a quick joke? Uh? What are you talking about? Okay,
Speaker 1: just listen hnh um, Okay, what do you call nacho cheese?
Speaker 1: I have no idea mine my cheese? I think? Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: UM listen, I actually, um, can we just like? I
Speaker 1: don't know what. I just want to know what's been
Speaker 1: going on lately with you? What does any of us
Speaker 1: have to do with nacho cheese? Nothing? Nothing? Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was you just caught me a little off. I mean
Speaker 1: the fact that I didn't recognize the number and that
Speaker 1: the jokes. Yeah, but you've been avoiding me for almost
Speaker 1: a week now ever since our anniversary, and like you're
Speaker 1: not picking up my calls, you're barely text me back.
Speaker 1: It's like I did this really awesome I thing for
Speaker 1: you and then you are like ghosting me and treating
Speaker 1: me like this, And I think I deserve to know
Speaker 1: what's going on. I know, Uh, I am sorry that
Speaker 1: you are feeling that way, and You're right, I've I've
Speaker 1: been a total jerk about the whole situation, and I ya,
Speaker 1: I know I've handled it really poorly. I just I
Speaker 1: don't know how to tell you, um, like you were
Speaker 1: you going to break up with me soon or something?
Speaker 1: It is that why? This is a weird what? No? No, no, no, okay?
Speaker 1: Is it like what I told you about my ex?
Speaker 1: Because I told you it doesn't it doesn't matter like
Speaker 1: you've got what you got like I want to be
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no, that's not what this
Speaker 1: is about. And thank you for continuing to bring that up.
Speaker 1: Well did I did I do something? Did I do
Speaker 1: something wrong? No? You haven't done anything wrong, you know,
Speaker 1: And it was really sweet of you, and I would
Speaker 1: love to go on vacation with you anywhere. But Mexico. What? Why?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with Mexico? It's complicated? Okay, Hey, why don't
Speaker 1: you just tell me what it is? Because I'm over
Speaker 1: here guessing and I'm still freaking out. I just I
Speaker 1: don't know how to tell you. I'm just tell me.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, but I'm worried that you are
Speaker 1: going to think less of me if you knows of
Speaker 1: you because of what I did? What? What did you do? What? Please?
Speaker 1: I won't hate you, I won't judge you whatever. I
Speaker 1: just need to know, like this is this is ridiculous?
Speaker 1: Do you just have to tell me. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Uh.
Speaker 1: I got busted at the border for being um a
Speaker 1: retirement home drug mule. What what was that? Stero? What's happening? Hey, Kyle,
Speaker 1: you're on the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. What you're in a safe space? Man,
Speaker 1: it's okay. We're here for you. Were it does not
Speaker 1: feel safe? No, man, you're good. We're We're doing a
Speaker 1: segment on our show called the Awkward Tuesday Phone Call Arianna.
Speaker 1: What's going on? Just listen. I'm very cool. Just listen. Yeah, so,
Speaker 1: Arianna needed some help understanding why you were acting so
Speaker 1: weird after she got you that present with a surprise
Speaker 1: trip to Mexico. Now we've heard something that I think
Speaker 1: you need to explain. I could take that back. Well,
Speaker 1: can you just start with what is a retirement drug mule? Yeah? Well,
Speaker 1: it's not a retirement drug mule, it's retirement home drug mule.
Speaker 1: I still am not familiar with that term. Can you
Speaker 1: enlighten us? Yeah? What is that? Right? So, back in college,
Speaker 1: I did spring breaking Cabo and I was with a
Speaker 1: bunch of my hardcore party friends. Okay, I was with
Speaker 1: a guy named Gooch. Okay, yeah, nothing's good is going
Speaker 1: to come from going to Mexico with Goog. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: one of our last nights, Gooch and I were really
Speaker 1: messed up, okay, and he convinced me that we could
Speaker 1: make a lot of money, which you know always sounds good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Gooch has all sorts of ways to make a lot
Speaker 1: of money. I mean, I know it's illegal, and I'm
Speaker 1: interested in now, right, So this would be by smuggling
Speaker 1: blue pills across the border. Blue pills blue Viagra knows
Speaker 1: that where the retirement center comes into play, right, So
Speaker 1: apparently at the time, Gucha's grandfather was running a smuggling
Speaker 1: ring with senior centers that you know, saying it back,
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed, but also it does sound kind of awesome.
Speaker 1: Now it's still illegal, Like can't the old man just
Speaker 1: get the pills from their doctors. It's just easily accessible.
Speaker 1: You can get a lot of things over the counter
Speaker 1: in Mexico. So you did this, I did it. So
Speaker 1: you know, on our last day, like on a flight home,
Speaker 1: Gooch handed me a balloon and what I definitely don't
Speaker 1: want to go any further into those details. I mean,
Speaker 1: I was gonna do whatever I had to do to
Speaker 1: not get caught. It obviously didn't learn. We got caught,
Speaker 1: and I have a federal band from entering Mexico. But hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: there is a highlight for thirty two years, So Arianna,
Speaker 1: maybe we could go there someday. I too need a
Speaker 1: little blue pill. That was not as romantic as you thought. Arianna,
Speaker 1: I mean, what are you thinking here now that you've
Speaker 1: heard this story. I don't know what to say. I
Speaker 1: don't know how this is wheel. I guess it's better
Speaker 1: than other things that you could get banned from Mexico for. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there you go. He was trying to help out some
Speaker 1: grandpa's I mean I understand. Yeah, that is a lot
Speaker 1: to process. Yeah, your brain must be like a bowl
Speaker 1: of nacho cheese right now. By the way, we're going
Speaker 1: to work on that often, Ariana. Anyway, everything is out
Speaker 1: in the open. We know the truth. Your boyfriend is
Speaker 1: a former retirement and drug mule, A reformed one, isn't that, Kyle?
Speaker 1: That is right? Never again? Okay, you're smuggling days are
Speaker 1: behind you. So Arianna, where we stand in now? Um? Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's just put it behind us and go somewhere else.
Speaker 1: I guess awesome. Yes, And just in an unrelated noecile,
Speaker 1: do you still happen to have Gucha's phone number? I
Speaker 1: just want it? Oh, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, guys.
Speaker 1: I just want to tell you now, because it's going
Speaker 1: to come out eventually, what someone's trying to blackmail me.
Speaker 1: Why you get a studio audience in here for that reality?
Speaker 1: I got an anonymous letter from someone in They did
Speaker 1: a deep dive on my background, okay, and they found
Speaker 1: some pretty damning personal information. So now they're asking for money,
Speaker 1: and if they don't get it, they say they're going
Speaker 1: to reveal it to the whole world to try and
Speaker 1: embarrass I know, isn't it bad that I kind of wanted.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna come out right now on the radio, dude.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna tell everyone what's going Okay, Okay, it's
Speaker 1: really embarrassing, but look, the truth is I Jeffrey de Bow, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I attended a public school, didn't. I'm really embarrassed to
Speaker 1: admit this. When did you go to public school? It
Speaker 1: only happened for four days. It was while my private
Speaker 1: school was remodeling the third auditorium because the chandelier was
Speaker 1: not nice enough. And yet this, really, there is an
Speaker 1: embarrassing picture of me drinking at a public school. Watercounts
Speaker 1: and no super shameful, but look, this is what happened.
Speaker 1: Sometimes your mistakes come back to haunt you, and I
Speaker 1: just pray that that does not happen to any of
Speaker 1: my co hosts when we do a brand new edition
Speaker 1: of Care Don't Care. So terrible, I want to just
Speaker 1: apologize to everybody. We've lost so many private school listeners
Speaker 1: over those I don't know. Hopefully we can get back
Speaker 1: on track with Kara don Yeah. It's Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning, and it's the segment that pushes Jose
Speaker 1: to use all of his four second attention span. It's
Speaker 1: called Oh no, we lost him? Was back here? Look
Speaker 1: at the keys. We're back okay, yeah, no, these are mine.
Speaker 1: We're back just in time for Care don't Care. Oh
Speaker 1: Care don't Care is happening? Yeah, okay, let's get to
Speaker 1: our first headline before we lose him again. Be careful
Speaker 1: what you say in line at the convenience store, because
Speaker 1: it could make someone rich. Care it don't care, I
Speaker 1: Care A sixty five year old Michigan woman named Lauren
Speaker 1: Bradley was stopped at a gas station near her town,
Speaker 1: and while she was inside, she was standing in line
Speaker 1: waiting to pay when she overheard another customer complaining about
Speaker 1: a lottery game. Okay, apparently they'd bought a bunch of
Speaker 1: five dollars scratch lot tickets called five hundred dollars Fever
Speaker 1: and they didn't win a thing. Yeah, I mean, why
Speaker 1: do you complain? It's kind of like what you should expect. Yeah. So,
Speaker 1: when Lauren finally got to the counter, she asked the
Speaker 1: clerk to give her the next ticket on the roll,
Speaker 1: and Lauren didn't waste any time, scratching the ticket right
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Speaker 1: wouldn't you know it? Shut up, Lauren just won five
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Speaker 1: knew that there was just a bunch of losers in
Speaker 1: the role. Yeah, that's why you do it. That's why
Speaker 1: I also sick with the same scratch ticket. If I
Speaker 1: lose and lose and lose, I'm like, the next one's
Speaker 1: going to be a winner. The bystander was so angry
Speaker 1: she yelled out loud and then stormed off from the
Speaker 1: gas station. Oh that's the story you tell. Meanwhile, Lauren
Speaker 1: drove straight to the lottery Commission offices and cashed in
Speaker 1: her ticket, and she said the jackpot will finally allow
Speaker 1: her to retire and make some investments. Yeah, let's go
Speaker 1: to your next headline. A study found breakups are harder
Speaker 1: on men than women. And there's one hidden reason why care.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I care. They're not very good with
Speaker 1: their emotions. I care too much. So here's more proof
Speaker 1: that men are only pretending to be tough and emotionless
Speaker 1: all the time. Because a new study in England found
Speaker 1: men are less likely to talk about their emotions and
Speaker 1: feelings with their friends, and instead they're more likely to
Speaker 1: ask strangers online for the advice. Guys, go to your friends.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, a real good cry with your girlfriends
Speaker 1: can really be healing. We don't cry with our brows.
Speaker 1: That's the problem. Maybe you should, but if it's not
Speaker 1: gonna end in like a half naked pillow fight, then
Speaker 1: what's the point. I just want it that way for
Speaker 1: us either, really, Because they say, they say it is
Speaker 1: the complete opposite for women, they turned to their friends
Speaker 1: first after break up, and sometimes never take it online
Speaker 1: at all. No, no, my friends have your back. Man.
Speaker 1: Don't make you like start hating your ex within twenty
Speaker 1: four hours. It's really great. Yeah, it's actually kind of
Speaker 1: bad because they come out of the woodworks like, dude,
Speaker 1: I always hated her. Yeah wait, why didn't you tell me,
Speaker 1: bro how you hated her? So basically, ladies get over
Speaker 1: the relationships faster because they actually talk their feelings out,
Speaker 1: you know, during wine nights with their gal pals, while
Speaker 1: the guys cope alone and pantiless in front of a computer. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we will give you lessons. This is a much
Speaker 1: more emotionally healthy We should try the alone and panciless
Speaker 1: in front of the computer. It's actually pretty fun. A
Speaker 1: lot of tears, but it's still a good time. So anyway,
Speaker 1: let's see if you guys care about this one. Um,
Speaker 1: the viral food mash up that'll make your mouth go care.
Speaker 1: Don't care? Yeah? I care? I hate that sounds. There's
Speaker 1: a man named Josh Elkin, a hero some might call him.
Speaker 1: He's a famous recipe creator who takes popular fast food
Speaker 1: items and then does homemade mashups and post them online. Okay,
Speaker 1: and the two big ones that have gotten hundreds of
Speaker 1: thousands of views from him were his in and Out
Speaker 1: hot dog and a big mac hot pocket. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't know how he made that happen, but it sounded it.
Speaker 1: But in his latest feat, he's celebrating the return of
Speaker 1: the McDonald's McRib sandwich by creating are you ready for this?
Speaker 1: I don't know? A mic rib pizza? What horrible? People
Speaker 1: are going nuts over this. It sounds amazing, like a
Speaker 1: like a barbecue pork pizza. Yeah, there's pickles on it, Yeah,
Speaker 1: hot or cold, because hot pickles are just they. He
Speaker 1: basically takes the meat from a mc rib, he sprinkles
Speaker 1: it over like a freshly made pizza with mariner and
Speaker 1: barbecue sauce, bakes it in a wood fire oven, and
Speaker 1: then hops the whole thing afterwards with the classic mcribb
Speaker 1: fixing pickles and raw Okay, so good, I thought it
Speaker 1: would be. If you want something less savory and more sweet, though,
Speaker 1: you can go check his recipe for an Oreo crownut sandwich. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So important to our society. I know this is how
Speaker 1: people are going to come together. See you guys care
Speaker 1: about this one? The TV show reboot. You'll want to
Speaker 1: miss on purpose, but eventually you won't be able to
Speaker 1: turn away care. I don't care. That's a well written
Speaker 1: I had to care. If you're old, then you might
Speaker 1: remember that awful Fox dating show from the early two
Speaker 1: thousands called Joe Millionaire. Hey, just because people remember that
Speaker 1: doesn't mean you're old. I don't remember. I don't remember
Speaker 1: the name. It was. Was that the one the plastic
Speaker 1: surgery one? No Joe Millions. It was where a bunch
Speaker 1: of gorgeous young women all competed for the hand of
Speaker 1: a rich, handsome d bag. Why have I never seen this?
Speaker 1: And it wasn't for very They go through a full competition,
Speaker 1: and then when he finally chooses the woman that he
Speaker 1: wants to be with, that's when he reveals, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm really poor. Yeah I know that.
Speaker 1: So yeah, And it was funny because it would expose
Speaker 1: the peddy girls that were just there for his life.
Speaker 1: It can only run one season because then all the
Speaker 1: contestants knew the next year exactly hold on Brook, Because
Speaker 1: since the world is back to being awful again, Fox
Speaker 1: has decided let's give it another go. Let's go at
Speaker 1: the end. Actually, there's going to be a slight twist
Speaker 1: this time. He's rich. Now there's two guys courting twenty women.
Speaker 1: One of them is an actual millionaire, the other one isn't,
Speaker 1: and the women aren't going to know which one is
Speaker 1: which until the very end first episode that like, have
Speaker 1: you ever been on a private jet? No? Or I
Speaker 1: don't know who the one is? Yeah, I do feel
Speaker 1: like it'd be pretty easy to tell. Ye. It's like, huh,
Speaker 1: let's see why is one have an endangered pet falcon
Speaker 1: resting on his shoulder and the other guy just has
Speaker 1: a rot wild? So what are your hobbies? Yachting? Okay,
Speaker 1: you're the poor one, right, I think I know who
Speaker 1: this So Fox trying to check us on this, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch it. They don't tell the viewers who's
Speaker 1: rich and who's not so that we can try to
Speaker 1: figure it out too. Yeah, I want to try to. Finally,
Speaker 1: it's time for Jeff's joke of the day, Carrot out there.
Speaker 1: Why do bees have sticky hair? Why? Because they use
Speaker 1: little honeycombs that care or don't care. Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. We're just a few days away from
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving here, so we've got to have a stay at
Speaker 1: home mom on to play Brook. Her name is Corey
Speaker 1: from Seattle, and she says she's feeling very busy and
Speaker 1: sick with her three and five year olds. How you doing, gosh, girl, Yeah,
Speaker 1: probably understand dude, it is going around. Kids are always sick. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like if they're healthy, it's a bad thing.
Speaker 1: It's like, well, what's wrong with you? Well? I think
Speaker 1: what's weird? Is it? For like two years we didn't
Speaker 1: have anything in our house because everybody was masked and
Speaker 1: nobody was seeing each other. And now it's like whoa, yeah,
Speaker 1: came back now, And mostly it's my husband that is
Speaker 1: the sick one. He's the big kid though, man cold
Speaker 1: on man cold. It also says worse Corey that for
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving you are not going to be cooking. Good girl.
Speaker 1: Nobody wants me to cook. That's really funny. What are
Speaker 1: you doing? Instead? You bring a bag of rolls, um
Speaker 1: I can make salad. Okay, Okay, that broke. We're then
Speaker 1: you're out of the studio. While it happens. You know,
Speaker 1: the game's played. Corey, you got thirty seconds stanswer as
Speaker 1: many questions as possible if you don't know when, you
Speaker 1: could say pass, But you do have to beat Brooke
Speaker 1: out right to win? Are you ready? Yes? All right?
Speaker 1: Here we go. Your time starts now. On this day.
Speaker 1: In nineteen eighty six, Mike Tyson became the youngest ever
Speaker 1: boxing heavyweight champion at what age twenty one? What does
Speaker 1: the Italian world word bella translate to in English? Beautiful?
Speaker 1: What's the only bird to be honored with its vone year?
Speaker 1: In the Chinese calendar? The first SUV was created in
Speaker 1: what decade? The holes in Swiss cheese are referred to
Speaker 1: as eyes, ears or nostrils. Good work there, Corey, And
Speaker 1: this is your first time playing too, so especially for
Speaker 1: a first time. Well done. Brook's going to be coming
Speaker 1: back in studio. And I'm not sure if this is
Speaker 1: a typo on my screener? Is this true? Your favorite
Speaker 1: part of the show is Jose? Yeah? I want to
Speaker 1: come in salads for Thanksgiving with you? Why is Jose
Speaker 1: your favorite? He's beaten happy? Oh, we don't let him
Speaker 1: complain on air like he does off air. Yeah. Started
Speaker 1: behind the second week of Weird. You're not a fan
Speaker 1: of the sad depressing people on the show. That's that's unusual.
Speaker 1: You're making Jeff spiral u. He doesn't like hug ask
Speaker 1: questions now, Buddy Brook's return. Are you ready? Yeah? You ready?
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. On this day. In nineteen eighty six,
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson became the youngest ever boxing heavyweight champion at
Speaker 1: what age? Oh god, twenty six? What does the Italian
Speaker 1: word bella translate to? In England? What's the only bird
Speaker 1: to be honored with its own year? On the Chinese
Speaker 1: calendar rooster? The first SUV was created in what decade? Eighties?
Speaker 1: The holes in Swiss cheese are referred to as i
Speaker 1: ears or nostrils eyes. In the card game Blackjack, the
Speaker 1: ace counts for two different values, one and one other number.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, those are answers that people give. And
Speaker 1: we'll see if those are the right answers when we
Speaker 1: got to the scoreboard and see how you both did
Speaker 1: with Jose other weaknesses. We're slow learners and we're not
Speaker 1: particularly good listeners. We're also slow learners. Corey, you did well.
Speaker 1: You got two correct today. One are you there? Yeah?
Speaker 1: She's sleeping you? God four took you down that time.
Speaker 1: Let's go over The answer is real quick. In nineteen
Speaker 1: eighty six, Mike Tyson became the youngest heavyweight boxing champion
Speaker 1: at age twenty. Dude, he looked way older than twenty. Yeahtres.
Speaker 1: The Italian word bella translates too beautiful in English every
Speaker 1: dog Ever. The only bird with that as its own
Speaker 1: year on the Chinese calendar is the Rooster. SUVs were
Speaker 1: first created in the nineteen eighties. It was the eighty
Speaker 1: four jeep Cherokee that's considered the first suv of all time.
Speaker 1: I was thinking Broncho. The holes in Swiss cheese are
Speaker 1: referred to as eyes, and in blackjack, the ace stands
Speaker 1: for the number one and eleven. Yeah, dub, definitely don't
Speaker 1: play blackjack, dude. I started playing blackjack when I was
Speaker 1: like in elementary school. I'm not exaggerated because I don't
Speaker 1: know why I said that. It was like I couldn't
Speaker 1: process anyway. It doesn't matter. Well, Corey, Unfortunately we can't
Speaker 1: give you any money here, but just we're playing. You
Speaker 1: do win a four pack of tickets to the promotional
Speaker 1: screening of the Disney film Strange World. And not only that,
Speaker 1: you also get a four pack bundle of Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffreys candles for a cause when proceeds benefiting Youthcare who
Speaker 1: are helping end youth homeless this in the Seattle area.
Speaker 1: Do you think Jose's candle is going to be her favorite?
Speaker 1: It's most like cinnamon and in hot coco and a
Speaker 1: touch of coffee. Mine's the best. Actually smells so good,
Speaker 1: it's like fall. So you enjoy that. Corey hopefully gives
Speaker 1: you a little bit of peace over the holidays. Thank you, Corey.
Speaker 1: I'll see you Thanksgiving disness eating salad. Thanks for playing Corey.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be back to win Brooks Box, same time tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.