Speaker 1: What's up, Internet, and welcome to this edition of He's
Speaker 1: Ipie can't wait for tomorrow? That's key line. That's a
Speaker 1: play on key line pie. I'm thinking pies. I'm Miles
Speaker 1: and I'm thinking. I'm joined by Becca Rambo's Hello. Can
Speaker 1: you hear any strange noises? I apologize? I am home
Speaker 1: for the holidays? What do you mean? What do you
Speaker 1: think we're gonna hear? I don't know. I keep hearing
Speaker 1: in my mic my parents do game. My dog. So
Speaker 1: here the Ramo's household. You know, Hey, look it's the
Speaker 1: home is alive. Are you liking being home? It's home?
Speaker 1: But you see your family pretty frequently, right, I feel
Speaker 1: like for someone who lives out of state, I feel
Speaker 1: like I see them more than I ever thought I
Speaker 1: would see them living. Yeah, as people in your community
Speaker 1: get older and married and stuff, I'm sure that brings
Speaker 1: you back for stuff. Yeah. And it's like when you
Speaker 1: start making a reasonable amount of money instead of a
Speaker 1: paycheck to paycheck, I'm I'm on an amount of money.
Speaker 1: You know, you could like give your parents a couple
Speaker 1: more trips a year type of thing. So for some
Speaker 1: scraps at them. Yeah, you could look at my face
Speaker 1: a little bit longer. You know. Well, I just remember
Speaker 1: my first or I think my second year. I was
Speaker 1: living out of state. So when I was like twenty
Speaker 1: three and I was in Portland, it was Thanksgiving and
Speaker 1: I had to have a tough conversation with my parents
Speaker 1: and be like, if you guys don't pay for this flight, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're either going to see me for Thanksgiving, her for Christmas.
Speaker 1: Make a choice. And my parents were like Christmas and
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, bye, not seeing you for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: And I had a lovely Thanksgiving in Portland. My Portland
Speaker 1: community really took me in and I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe this is kind of lit. But then apparently I
Speaker 1: got a call from my father like a couple of
Speaker 1: days later and was like, don't you ever not come
Speaker 1: home for Thanksgiving again? This was a nightmare. Your mother
Speaker 1: cried the entire day and I was like, where is
Speaker 1: my daughter? And I said, this is your fault, you
Speaker 1: that the stakes were. I simply was not making enough
Speaker 1: money to pay my rent, let alone by two flights
Speaker 1: to come up with the albums. An attack against you.
Speaker 1: This is the economy, man, Look what y'all did to us.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, you know, you have a mortgage anymore,
Speaker 1: you get paid for that flight if you really want
Speaker 1: to be home. And then they learned a lesson and
Speaker 1: they said, by any means necessary, we will figure it
Speaker 1: out between the two pous your parents or us your
Speaker 1: parents and me back up, how we're gonna get you
Speaker 1: home for the holidays. So I like to get on
Speaker 1: your Malcolm X by any means on. Whenever there's a drought,
Speaker 1: get your umbrellas out, because that's when our brainstorm. Okay, uh,
Speaker 1: that's from public service announcement from the Black album. But
Speaker 1: let's talk about what's trending. First. Up Fouci, Dr Anthony Fauci,
Speaker 1: the person A lot of people got some weird para
Speaker 1: social relationships with the heights of the pandemic. Notice we
Speaker 1: are still in a pandemic. Ah, he is leaving, and
Speaker 1: I guess, like you know, he's just like yo Fauci
Speaker 1: out he said. Quote. Maybe the final message I gave
Speaker 1: you from this poet is that please for your own safety.
Speaker 1: For that or your family gets your updated COVID nineteen
Speaker 1: shot as soon as your eligible fam Not a joke,
Speaker 1: it's not how joked. Yeah, please get that shot, um,
Speaker 1: it does work. Not to be on a soapbox that
Speaker 1: we've been on for the past, you know, almost three years.
Speaker 1: But I was just at my best friend from growing
Speaker 1: up swdding and a bunch of people got sick per
Speaker 1: weddings tending to be super spreader events, you know, I know.
Speaker 1: And I did not get sick. A lot of the
Speaker 1: wedding party got COVID or the flu, and I got
Speaker 1: my double boost and shot and you got the by
Speaker 1: v Z to the new I got that new new
Speaker 1: COVID shot and the flu shot in the same day,
Speaker 1: and that ship said, yeah, I was not sick for you.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, we never know, because then it's not
Speaker 1: meant to prevent infection in the first place. Yes, and
Speaker 1: you could just have the lit immune system. We don't know,
Speaker 1: you know, because you had hope it earlier. I had it,
Speaker 1: I came down with it. Finally, it's it's coming for everybody.
Speaker 1: But I mean, on the other side of the aisle,
Speaker 1: the Republicans are like, oh, he thinks he's leaving. Just wait,
Speaker 1: he'll be back real soon because we want to talk
Speaker 1: to him. We'll never forget what he did to us
Speaker 1: by explaining science out loud in the midst of a
Speaker 1: pandemic when we're dealing with a virus we knew nothing about. Um,
Speaker 1: so yeah, there's that. It is what it is. And
Speaker 1: then like someone tried to ask, like from the Daily
Speaker 1: Car or some right wing ship, it's like, what about
Speaker 1: the origins of the code, like, na we're not doing that. Next, um,
Speaker 1: what else is Naomi Biden is trending? And I said, oh,
Speaker 1: is this a sick collapse? Could it be? Imagine Naomi
Speaker 1: Campbell and Joe Byron are doing something together. Now that's
Speaker 1: just his granddaughter's. Um, Honestly, my first thought was something
Speaker 1: going on with Naomi Campbell. Yeah, absolutely, the name for
Speaker 1: his granddaughter. But you know, yeah, like in a way,
Speaker 1: I'm like also looking at that, like side was like
Speaker 1: Naomi Biden, Yeah what about Naomi Campbell? But anyway, people
Speaker 1: are so interested in her wedding at the White House. Um,
Speaker 1: it's training a lot of like discourse around like the press,
Speaker 1: the White House press especially. They feel aggrieved that they
Speaker 1: were not able to cover the wedding. Tore like the
Speaker 1: White House is a public space paid for by the Americans,
Speaker 1: couldn't like blah blah, Like their whole logic was like
Speaker 1: it's a public like it's it's the property of the
Speaker 1: United States people, and we cover all matters of goings
Speaker 1: on in that building. We don't know why we were
Speaker 1: kept out of there. It seems shady as shit. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know. It just silly because asked
Speaker 1: someone who's visited the White House on a couple of
Speaker 1: occasions because my ex's family like worked with the Biden
Speaker 1: administration during years. So I got you NATed Eric Holder's son. Yeah,
Speaker 1: former journey generally, but it's very hard. Yes, it's a
Speaker 1: public space, but that ship is blocked the funk off
Speaker 1: and you can't get in without like a lot of
Speaker 1: credentials and things and private event passes and all sorts
Speaker 1: of stuff, and you have to go through vigorous like
Speaker 1: I d testing, like it's it's a public space in
Speaker 1: this sense that it is an American landmark, but it
Speaker 1: is not a public space go into the White House.
Speaker 1: And also it's so goofy that anybody cares because they're
Speaker 1: acting like, oh my god, Biden's using his privilege to
Speaker 1: have a wedding at the White House. There have been
Speaker 1: nineteen weddings at the White House. He is by far
Speaker 1: not the first person or the last have a wedding
Speaker 1: at the White House. Yeah, and then if you saw
Speaker 1: a Vogue. I mean, that's the other reason it's trending
Speaker 1: is because Vogue. Guess who was up in that wedding?
Speaker 1: Fucking bog way, Okay, And now a lot of the
Speaker 1: White House people like how the It really sounds like
Speaker 1: there's a lot of reporters who I get the sort
Speaker 1: of broader argument that because this it's not like you
Speaker 1: went to a private hotel, like a privately owned business,
Speaker 1: but like because it's like meant is like a symbol
Speaker 1: of the US, Like we should also be able to
Speaker 1: cover that because like it's part of the history of
Speaker 1: this building. Don't worry, Vogue already did that. Um. But
Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of people feeling definitely in
Speaker 1: their feelings about that happening. And I think also probably
Speaker 1: just want to be like near fucking Hunter Biden probably
Speaker 1: and be able to be up and and be like,
Speaker 1: let me tell you what I was anyway, Naomi Biden.
Speaker 1: But there's only one Naomi. Unfortunately, there's only great eyebrows.
Speaker 1: Got great eyebrows, Naomi love the eyebrows, but she looked beautiful.
Speaker 1: Her dress was embodiment of like Grace Kelly, that was
Speaker 1: like the vibe that should look yeah, very classy. It
Speaker 1: was designed by Raff Lauren, which like um, I think
Speaker 1: she's had other dresses done by Ralf Lauren, like she
Speaker 1: did for the inaugural ceremony, and she sat front road
Speaker 1: during fashion week for him, so they have like a
Speaker 1: working relationship. But it was a very beautiful. I mean
Speaker 1: from the photos from Vogue in Cortis, I'm excited to
Speaker 1: see it. And you know what, You're lucky that you
Speaker 1: got your grandpa to do some real scumbag ship to
Speaker 1: be like what baby, I want my wedding, all right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we get married at the White House? Go ahead, go ahead?
Speaker 1: I mean what that's like, what the funk? I mean,
Speaker 1: do whatever the you gonna do? Like if I was
Speaker 1: the president. I mean Linda Bird Johnson, daughter of President
Speaker 1: Lyndon B. Johnson, was also married at the White House.
Speaker 1: Like it's not And I think that I think the
Speaker 1: beef was that the Press Corps was allowed to cover
Speaker 1: that way. Yeah, I think that's the big thing is
Speaker 1: like there's president, Mr President, but it ain't whatever. We
Speaker 1: just beef over there. We got real problems. Like Kim
Speaker 1: John Okay, the other thing that's trending because there's a
Speaker 1: lot of attention on him because he brought his little
Speaker 1: daughter out at like a you know, a nice intercontinental
Speaker 1: ballistic missile testing and comes out a hold their hands
Speaker 1: with this little girl looked just like her daddy. Like
Speaker 1: they don't know how old she is, Like I think
Speaker 1: they think she's ten or twelve years old. Um, but really,
Speaker 1: like the observers are like, oh, ship, he bringing her
Speaker 1: out because he's trying to basically signaling this is who's next.
Speaker 1: It's not my it's not my sister. It is my
Speaker 1: who I know because she's been on the come up too.
Speaker 1: I mean it might be some targarian ship. I don't know,
Speaker 1: like to do whatever you gotta do. But the funny
Speaker 1: thing is no one knows this his daughter's name, except
Speaker 1: for potentially Dennis Rodden Wild who said he held her
Speaker 1: when he went to North Korea and when like that
Speaker 1: whole ship I remember, like Kim Jong was like, yo, dude,
Speaker 1: come through a funk with the bulls. I love you, bro,
Speaker 1: And he said her name was ju I. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I'm pronouncing that right. But is ju a
Speaker 1: e uh And that's and we got that from Dennis Rod. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I mean what I mean, I'm sure you remember
Speaker 1: the first time you went on a trip with your
Speaker 1: daddy and he took you to see an intercontinental ballistic missiles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean look at that. So, uh you know his sister,
Speaker 1: like I know, we you were doing a lot of work.
Speaker 1: I remember you were doing a lot of work. But
Speaker 1: uh yo, John, I believe. So we'll see what happens there.
Speaker 1: But good luck to you. Uh. And I don't know
Speaker 1: if you know much about your dad, but he's I
Speaker 1: don't know, how do you learn about your dad? Like
Speaker 1: do you think like in a despotic environment like that,
Speaker 1: like they know right because they're like, man, where are
Speaker 1: those people fucking like starving and ship and we were
Speaker 1: doing all that and I'm try on some level those
Speaker 1: day because we're special. But like, do you think she'll
Speaker 1: be like my dad bad? I don't know, because I
Speaker 1: feel like you could say the same about like the
Speaker 1: royal family almost right, like with like uh, because it's
Speaker 1: so premtically sealed. That's my thing is like the information
Speaker 1: the waymation, Yeah, and curious specifically it is so like
Speaker 1: information like you get. I mean, you're getting TV shows off,
Speaker 1: like jump drives and stuff that like people are trying
Speaker 1: to smuggle. Yeah, I'm sure it's wild because when they
Speaker 1: grow up, they don't think anything is potentially wrong. Also
Speaker 1: because they've been so you know, because Kim Jong has
Speaker 1: such a control over the media that they're like, I
Speaker 1: only see this one version of the media. I don't
Speaker 1: even see the dang people because like, my dad doesn't
Speaker 1: want me to see the dying people. I just wish
Speaker 1: my dad was powerful like Kim d Yeah, I could
Speaker 1: threaten countries with nuclear war. I think that's when I'm
Speaker 1: mad at like, because that's like a that's like a
Speaker 1: schoolyard flex to my dad's fucking lawyer or whatever, like,
Speaker 1: and my dad will fucking have your whole family disappeared
Speaker 1: because we live in a despotic regime. Anyway, I have
Speaker 1: a lot of unresolved stuff with my dad that I'm working.
Speaker 1: But you know what, I'm going to this modern night
Speaker 1: thing k and I g h T to kind of
Speaker 1: work on my masculine But you'll hear more about that
Speaker 1: tomorrow on the episode. Let's take a quick break and
Speaker 1: we're gonna be right back, and we're back. And Gloria,
Speaker 1: if I is trending, not like glorify his name, No, Gloria,
Speaker 1: f I like finance, yes, which and guess what, it's
Speaker 1: not trending for a good reason. Um. And this was
Speaker 1: first of all, not a bank, as they were constantly
Speaker 1: saying when they came out, or like they were they
Speaker 1: were saying that in like the fine print, although they
Speaker 1: were like, yeah, we're like a bank, but then like
Speaker 1: we're absolutely not a fucking bank. This is a financial
Speaker 1: technology and please read the writing on the wall. Because
Speaker 1: our main spokesperson is Kendas Owens. Their ship fell apart.
Speaker 1: Their websites like down own it completely has caved. They
Speaker 1: were basically presenting themselves as like this like fucking culture
Speaker 1: war bank that you could use quote a financial situation
Speaker 1: that allowed one to be quote free to celebrate your
Speaker 1: love of God and country without fear of cancelation. Their
Speaker 1: whole website had really like nothing about finance, you know,
Speaker 1: like hey, check out this APR like whatever, like you
Speaker 1: want to know about our rates. It's like as if
Speaker 1: church gave out a credit card. Y oh yeah exactly,
Speaker 1: And they're like interest, you mean in the Lord and
Speaker 1: your salvation, because that's the only interest we're talking about here. Uh,
Speaker 1: they're about us. Section on their website said it just
Speaker 1: said that there are sections that said our Bill of
Speaker 1: Rights is non negotiable, okay, and another one is we
Speaker 1: are one nation under God with liberty and Jankee credit
Speaker 1: cards for all. So yeah, it basically they were like,
Speaker 1: they're like, we're gonna have checkings and savings accounts, some
Speaker 1: credit cards, maybe do some mortgages and up. But to
Speaker 1: do that usually have to invite enough people to bring
Speaker 1: their money to your bank, so you think you hold
Speaker 1: different kind of do stuff like that. Unfortunately, they were
Speaker 1: so fucking just focused on like the whole like own
Speaker 1: the lives bullshit. They don't know how to run a bank. No,
Speaker 1: they didn't know how to run anything. And they're like, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe people will be stupid enough that
Speaker 1: they're going to be like, oh, Candice owns card. Good good,
Speaker 1: I want to do money there. Yes, I don't know
Speaker 1: what happened to everybody there, but it's it went down
Speaker 1: in flames. So we'd like to do a little little
Speaker 1: crip walk on that great every now and then, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? So I wish there was more
Speaker 1: to say, but it just it fell apart very predictably.
Speaker 1: I mean, a lot of digital bank stuff is like
Speaker 1: kind of scary. You have to do a lot of etting.
Speaker 1: It's like I don't want to believe in old school banks,
Speaker 1: but they do have Ye. Do you have access to
Speaker 1: credit union? Definitely? Anyone you can. Anybody can join a
Speaker 1: credit union. Really, I don't know where one is in
Speaker 1: New York City. My parents are union here, Yeah, in
Speaker 1: the burbs. Hey, and they're not going to be sending
Speaker 1: your money to be doing you know, fucking earth fucker
Speaker 1: ship or whatever. I gotta look into that in New York. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know where you're gonna find any kind of
Speaker 1: financial information exactly. Speaking of information, sin Bad, I think
Speaker 1: I knew he had a stroke two years ago, but
Speaker 1: it was just sort of nothing was reported after that,
Speaker 1: and it's been radio silence for two years. His family
Speaker 1: has just emerged and said, hey, just an update you
Speaker 1: it like really quick, sim Bad, Like he's still having
Speaker 1: trouble like walking, but like we're like on the road
Speaker 1: to recovery for that kind of thing. We have like
Speaker 1: a website you can check out if you want to
Speaker 1: check up on him. And I was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: that's so. I loved sim Bad. He was he was
Speaker 1: one of my favorite child safe comedians. You know, like,
Speaker 1: what do you know about sin Bad? Young lady? What
Speaker 1: do you know about sin Bad? Like comedy, like the
Speaker 1: history of comedy, So I have listened or watched you know,
Speaker 1: we're an audio medium at this point right now, Um,
Speaker 1: Sinbad's comedy among many things. I've been also like a
Speaker 1: lifelong SNL watcher, which I'm sure is not new for
Speaker 1: many people. But comedy was very prevalent in my home
Speaker 1: up so all sorts of comedy. Yeah, man, strokes people
Speaker 1: my family have had them, and that it can be
Speaker 1: very debilitating and it Yeah, it can't be easy recovering.
Speaker 1: So sim Bad, please get well. We're looking for you.
Speaker 1: I want to laugh at you. Unless you got canceled.
Speaker 1: I don't even know anymore. We don't be like yo, man,
Speaker 1: you don't know about but I'm I'm fairly certain he's
Speaker 1: upstanding human being, which is why his comedy was so
Speaker 1: like relatable. He wasn't on some like edge lordship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's see. Oh and finally it's beef Becca. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you know about this. But when fucking Henry
Speaker 1: Winkler sees Tom Cruise, it's fucking Tom Hanks. I mean
Speaker 1: Tom Hanks. I mean Tom Hanks. You're right, I like
Speaker 1: saying Tom Man. That would be way better Henry. What
Speaker 1: I mean? Tom Hanks and Henry Winkler have a beef.
Speaker 1: So Henry Winkler was on Watch What Happens Live, and
Speaker 1: I mean, you gotta know Andy Cohen don't give a fuck,
Speaker 1: Like when he's out there, they're gonna put you to
Speaker 1: the sword on some Gotchas ship. And apparently Tom Hanks
Speaker 1: and Henry Winkler Winkler have a beef that is almost
Speaker 1: as old as I am, and I had no idea.
Speaker 1: So this person calls in with a question and they
Speaker 1: read their question off. They're like, hey, so, like, you know,
Speaker 1: I heard that you were on the set of uh
Speaker 1: Turner and Hooch and you know then suddenly like maybe
Speaker 1: you had some kind of beef with Tom Hanks, like
Speaker 1: and we've heard something about it. Can you tell us
Speaker 1: what happened? And he basically goes on to be like, well,
Speaker 1: you know I was I was directing for like twelve days.
Speaker 1: And then Jeff Katzenberg calls me his office and he's like, hey,
Speaker 1: at you're done, Like you're not doing this anymore. And
Speaker 1: then people are like, oh, so, like what was going
Speaker 1: on with you Tom Hanks And they're like, so, what
Speaker 1: was it like being on set? He was like, you know,
Speaker 1: I gotta say I love the dog and kept doing that,
Speaker 1: not saying Tom Hanks, not saying, not being like shadier
Speaker 1: than just just not acknowledging him, but really spent a
Speaker 1: lot of energy not acknowledging. It was spicy. And you
Speaker 1: know what, Henry Winkler was my first ever celebrity sighting
Speaker 1: as like a conscious adult, Like I saw him in
Speaker 1: the um enter the Houston Airport, the Bush Intercontinental, Houston Airport,
Speaker 1: going to California, so you know, um, it was fun.
Speaker 1: But that is funny to me because those are two
Speaker 1: people that I just can't imagine beef and for what Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: they're like the kind of beef or like the most
Speaker 1: active it'll be will be like two men trying to
Speaker 1: not make eye contact in the aisle of a grocery store. Yeah,
Speaker 1: where it's like, oh, you're coming this way, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: pretend I'm looking at this ship. Right here to just
Speaker 1: kind of get out the way, because I'm not like, hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna yeah, No, I'm actually looking at this corn
Speaker 1: meal over here. Didn't see you there? Yeah, Like I
Speaker 1: feel like they would just ignore the funk out of
Speaker 1: each other. Although look, Henry, if you want to get
Speaker 1: on your fonds, O g like, put that leather cope
Speaker 1: back on. Let's do it. Let's see. I mean, like
Speaker 1: I said, Henry, your stock is going up. Tom Hanks, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's not. I mean like people takes
Speaker 1: away from Tom Hanks every day. Hey, come on, I don't.
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I wasn't saying that. If anything, Chad Hanks
Speaker 1: made Tom Hanks cooler to me. I'm like, wow, you
Speaker 1: raised that cool last son. You must be a cool dad. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: in like a not weird problematic way that maybe he
Speaker 1: needs to interrogate a little bit. I don't know, but
Speaker 1: it looked like he loved cocaine summer guys. White never
Speaker 1: forget no, I will uh and actually never remember this
Speaker 1: should be that be the mantra for that one. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Thank you back up for joining me. Uh. Enjoy the
Speaker 1: rest of your weeks, y'all. We're gonna have a new
Speaker 1: episode tomorrow, uh and we'll be back a few days later,
Speaker 1: you know, because we also like to celebrate times to
Speaker 1: be with our families. Uh So if you would give
Speaker 1: us that little bit of respite, we would greatly appreciate it,
Speaker 1: and we'll be back to give you more next week.
Speaker 1: But anyway, Yeah, but eat good food, enjoying families. Donate
Speaker 1: to you know, a Native American foundation if you can,
Speaker 1: and you know, have a great weekend, y'all. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: and get those shots, you know, get get inoculated, because,
Speaker 1: like I said, the pandemic is not over. It's just
Speaker 1: that the like all the media just messaging to people
Speaker 1: its own. It's not anyway, take care of yourselves and
Speaker 1: we'll see you soon. By