Speaker 1: How low would you go to get revenge on your ex? Gosh,
Speaker 1: it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. I felt like
Speaker 1: it always sounds like a good idea, but you know
Speaker 1: you should be the bigger person. Yeah, well, I mean,
Speaker 1: I've all I've always been confused by couples who've been
Speaker 1: together for a long time and then they're just able
Speaker 1: to break up amicably and be cool with each other.
Speaker 1: I know. I have a friend who's like, I'm friends
Speaker 1: with all my exes. I'm like, what, you feel like?
Speaker 1: They're lying? Right? You feel like, yeah, well that means
Speaker 1: either you're dishoving all your emotions deep down inside. Does
Speaker 1: that really happen or is that just a myth? Because
Speaker 1: in my experience, normally a breakup starts as one person's idea.
Speaker 1: That starts an argument, which snowballs into bitterness, a little
Speaker 1: bit of resentment, possible destruction of property, the recipe right,
Speaker 1: and then finally it usually ends with a healthy dose
Speaker 1: of revenge. Yes, yes, kinch of jealousy. Yeah. And revenge
Speaker 1: comes in many forms. There's the classic revenge body. That's
Speaker 1: a great way to do it. That's a popular one. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Chloe Kardashian made it happen. There's hooking up with the
Speaker 1: ex's best friend or sending a mariachi band to perform
Speaker 1: outside their home from four to six in the morning
Speaker 1: as they's just dancing on his bed like okay. But
Speaker 1: occasionally a scorn dex will take their revenge to a
Speaker 1: whole another level. And that's why a guy in Australia
Speaker 1: is making news today because he recently caught his ex
Speaker 1: girlfriend cheating on him, and after an ugly separation, he
Speaker 1: set out to get even cheating revenge is the worst revenge. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so how did he do it? Well? He put up
Speaker 1: posters all over town with his ex girlfriend's phone number
Speaker 1: on it, okay, and the poster said, Chewbacca Roarer contest.
Speaker 1: Call this number and do your best Chewbacca impression. Best
Speaker 1: impersonation receives one hundred dollars. Yes, oh my god, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: That's pretty clar But would you kind of be excited
Speaker 1: to receive all those Chewbacca I mean, I mean the
Speaker 1: first time, you're so confused, Yea, here the hell, I'm
Speaker 1: just like, and it just keeps happening, You're like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Plus the people who call numbers that are on telephone
Speaker 1: poles not usually the cream of the crop, so it
Speaker 1: didn't take long for the calls to come pouring in.
Speaker 1: She was getting them at strange hours of the night,
Speaker 1: from one am before in the morning. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: She told a local news station, quote, I thought when
Speaker 1: we first met he was mature, but it just goes
Speaker 1: to show having a job does not mean you are mature. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That is creative. That is good. And you know, it's like,
Speaker 1: it's not harmful, you're damaging property, you're not ruining someone's reputation.
Speaker 1: It is satisfying. Yeah, it is. Apparently it's not all
Speaker 1: he did, though, because she's As an addition to the
Speaker 1: Chewbacca thing, her ex also dumped a car with no
Speaker 1: wheels in her driveway that she couldn't get rid of it.
Speaker 1: It's not her car. Yeah, and actually now she has
Speaker 1: a project to work on. She could get back into restoration. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She's still trying to be a good sport about it,
Speaker 1: saying if people want to continue calling with their rookie impressions, quote,
Speaker 1: go for it, bring it on. I don't care. And
Speaker 1: if she was even smarter, she'd say, all right, grand
Speaker 1: prize car with no wheels now that story got us
Speaker 1: wondering about other ways people have gotten back at their exes,
Speaker 1: and we actually found a survey that recently came out
Speaker 1: asking people about their best revenge stories. Okay, so let's
Speaker 1: go over some of these. Number five says I subscribed
Speaker 1: my ex boyfriend to the Jehovah's Witness program and requested
Speaker 1: visits from one of their representatives at his house every
Speaker 1: other day. Then, after subscribing into pretty much every other
Speaker 1: religious mailing list I could find, I also used his
Speaker 1: email every time I needed to provide an address online
Speaker 1: to see inappropriate content. That's pretty good creative. Number four
Speaker 1: says my ex wife hates the smell of bananas, like
Speaker 1: stomach churning, gagging. Hates them. So one morning I filled
Speaker 1: her car with banana scented beads. I put them inside
Speaker 1: the air conditioner, under the floor mats, inside every nook
Speaker 1: and cranny, and then I hid in a bush and
Speaker 1: filmed as she ran away, screaming. That's as bad as
Speaker 1: like putting like a dead fish in the toilet tank
Speaker 1: the top tank art. He knows what's going on. Anybody
Speaker 1: watching her is watching her. Just yell bananas. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: looks crazy. Very confusing. These are from a survey of
Speaker 1: the best revenge stories that people got on their exs.
Speaker 1: Number three says, my ex and I lived together and
Speaker 1: when we broke up, I moved out, and two days
Speaker 1: later I went back to get my stuff, only to
Speaker 1: find his new girlfriend was already staying there. Wow. So
Speaker 1: after I packed up my things, I left a few
Speaker 1: items strategically placed around the house. Photos of hiving me
Speaker 1: kissing while we were together, birthday cards and love notes
Speaker 1: that he had written to me, as well as a
Speaker 1: pair of sexy lingerie that he gifted me for Valentine's
Speaker 1: And then I took all the light bulbs and all
Speaker 1: the batteries out of every electronic device and walked out.
Speaker 1: That that's what I like. Number two says my mom
Speaker 1: showed up to her divorce hearing dressed in a full
Speaker 1: clown costume she had from Halloween. She says, the judge
Speaker 1: was not amused. He demanded to know why she was
Speaker 1: dressed that way, and, without skipping a beat, my mom replied, well,
Speaker 1: our whole marriage was a joke. Why shouldn't our divorce
Speaker 1: be one? Two? Yeah? I mean good, unless you're trying
Speaker 1: to get custody of the kids because I don't know
Speaker 1: give it to the clown. Well, kids love clowns. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like cloud. Your kids love happy clowns. They don't
Speaker 1: like the angry, revengeful clowns. Yeah, angry, bitter clown And
Speaker 1: the number one best revenge breakup story says my ex
Speaker 1: girlfriend and I bought a house together. She ended up
Speaker 1: cheating on me with one of my co workers, and
Speaker 1: when we separated, she got to keep the house. What
Speaker 1: she didn't realize is that I have an app on
Speaker 1: my phone that controls the security system and sometimes if
Speaker 1: I wake up at two am in a bad mood,
Speaker 1: I'll just get on my phone, open the app, and
Speaker 1: whoops the alarm in her house, and then I feel
Speaker 1: a lot better. I don't blame I would feel better
Speaker 1: about that too. Deserves that one text into seventy five
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