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Speaker 1: Joe sixty seconds from your shot caller question of the day.
Speaker 1: It's Brooken Jeffrey in the morning. But first, how do
Speaker 1: you guys feel about leftover pizza? So good? Delicious? I
Speaker 1: don't like leftovers leftover pizza. Yeah, I always get really
Speaker 1: ambitious and I put it in the refrigerator waiting to
Speaker 1: reheat it, but then I just never get to it.
Speaker 1: Yes bad, Yeah, I never get to it because my
Speaker 1: husband just eats it like it's never left for me.
Speaker 1: The question is what's the best method to reheat leftover pizza? Do?
Speaker 1: I always microwave, always oven for me, even a cookie sheet.
Speaker 1: The easy way is to just pop it in the microwave.
Speaker 1: But you know, if you reheat your pizza and the microwave,
Speaker 1: it tends to get kind of soggy and it's almost
Speaker 1: like chewy. Yeah, but they also don't want to take
Speaker 1: the time to reheat it in the oven because that's
Speaker 1: like an hour long process. It's worth it, you guys,
Speaker 1: It's worth it pizza, Yeah, exactly. So what's a hungry,
Speaker 1: lazy person supposed to do to get some reheated pizza. Well,
Speaker 1: Dominoes in Australia just shared a hack for reheating your
Speaker 1: pie in the microwave so it doesn't become soggy. You
Speaker 1: just need to put a glass of water next to
Speaker 1: it in the microwave and then heat it up for
Speaker 1: thirty to forty five seconds. Apparently the water helps the
Speaker 1: base of the pizza steak crispy. But then let's the
Speaker 1: cheese melt and you'll have leftover pizza that's nice and
Speaker 1: not soggy. I feel like this is good enough for
Speaker 1: a trial for everyone at home. Excuse to eat two
Speaker 1: pieces of pizza instead of one? Yeah, I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: definitely no expert on reheating pizza, but we're pretty well
Speaker 1: versed in alf electrocution. And I'm pretty sure if you
Speaker 1: put a glass of water next to us while we
Speaker 1: get shocked, it hurts us. I think more. I think
Speaker 1: that'd be a more electricity and water. Not good. Let's
Speaker 1: do a little experiment right now, because it's time for
Speaker 1: the shot caller question of the day. We're gonna draw
Speaker 1: a name out of a buckets figure out who puts
Speaker 1: on the shot caller. That person gets asked a trivia question.
Speaker 1: If you get it wrong, you get punished by being
Speaker 1: shocked while singing a song. So texting into seven eight
Speaker 1: five nine two, tell us what tune do you want
Speaker 1: to hear as we get shocked. I'm drawing a name
Speaker 1: out of the bucket because I have the shot caller
Speaker 1: last and I got Brooke. Sorry, I can't today, Fox,
Speaker 1: I know, I do, Yeah, I just I can't. Oh.
Speaker 1: Is that it? Maybe? Okay? Yeah? I think it's something
Speaker 1: that she tells her husband in the vedroom. Oh every day? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Good guys, all right, it is my fault. Could be
Speaker 1: his to say yes once. Give your husband a chance. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Brooks putting on the shot collar while she does that
Speaker 1: Digital Jake, please read the shot collar question of the day.
Speaker 1: During a hot and balmy summer afternoon in eighteen fifty three,
Speaker 1: a chef at a restaurant in Saratoga Springs, New York
Speaker 1: was a bit hot and bothered themselves, not because of
Speaker 1: the weather. It turns out, a fussy diner kept sending
Speaker 1: a dish back to the kitchen for not being cooked
Speaker 1: the way he wanted it. So finally the chef had
Speaker 1: enough and overseasoned and overcooked his food so much so
Speaker 1: that it actually changed the texture and taste, to his surprise.
Speaker 1: When the diner received the new creation, he was apparently
Speaker 1: overjoyed and ordered more. And because of that moment, a
Speaker 1: certain type of food was created that would go on
Speaker 1: to become an eight billion dollars a year industry. Name
Speaker 1: that food creation. What year is this that this happened?
Speaker 1: This was the hot and balmy summer of eighteen fifty three. Okay,
Speaker 1: so man, the first thought is what is overcooked? You know? Like?
Speaker 1: And my first is something that's really hard and really salty,
Speaker 1: And that's a cracker that's pretty good. What was that
Speaker 1: supposed to be? Like some toast? I don't know, it
Speaker 1: was like supposed to be toast, But he didn't toast
Speaker 1: it right, and they just kept cooking it till it
Speaker 1: was a cracker. Well, I'm trying what method could you
Speaker 1: cook something so much that it would still be good?
Speaker 1: And I think frying would be the only thing that
Speaker 1: you could just fry the heck out of something and
Speaker 1: it's still pretty darn good when it's out. So maybe
Speaker 1: he wanted mashed potatoes and they fried it and suddenly
Speaker 1: we have French fries. Maybe, Yeah, it's like cook it more,
Speaker 1: or maybe like cash salts and they're so good when
Speaker 1: they're a little burn Yeah, I mean hash browns are good.
Speaker 1: I mean it can't be something like pasta because you
Speaker 1: I mean, like if you overcook that, it just turns
Speaker 1: into mush, right, So like it has to be said,
Speaker 1: what about Well know what about if you overcook pasta
Speaker 1: and you make lasagna, you keep over seasoning and overcooking,
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be an American thing. I heard a taco
Speaker 1: bell they fried pasta and it turns into those little
Speaker 1: cinnamon twists that they have pasta stuff. No, no more.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I would believe everything I shot
Speaker 1: text in. If you've seen the cin a twist on TikTok,
Speaker 1: I feel like we're getting farther away from the Okay,
Speaker 1: let's hear the question one more time. One picky diner
Speaker 1: is somewhat responsible for an eight billion dollar food industry.
Speaker 1: After sending back a dish to the kitchen of a
Speaker 1: New York restaurant, one chef had enough an overcooked and
Speaker 1: overseasoned the food, creating a whole new variety of food
Speaker 1: and changing the way of the world snacks forever. Please
Speaker 1: name that food. I keep thinking French fries now or
Speaker 1: tater tots. I know. I mean when initially when people
Speaker 1: say overcooked, like somebody's sending it back, I always think
Speaker 1: of meat. Yeah, but I don't know what like a
Speaker 1: steak could be turned into besides like a hockey puck,
Speaker 1: jerky jerky, Actually jerky, that's actually not a bad idea.
Speaker 1: But jerky is like dehyd I know, and it's smoked. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with I kind of like French fries.
Speaker 1: I like the idea of potatoes being overdone and everybody's
Speaker 1: loving potatoes in the eighteen hundred if they were, you know,
Speaker 1: really important to them back then, those potatoes. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go with potatoes to French fries. During a hot
Speaker 1: summer afternoon in eighteen fifty three, a sheep at a
Speaker 1: restaurant and Saratoga Springs, New York, was frustrated because a
Speaker 1: fussy diner kept sending back a dish of French fried
Speaker 1: potatoes to the kitchen. Legend has it, the patron kept
Speaker 1: saying they were too thick and not pleasing to eat,
Speaker 1: so finally the chef had enough and slice them super thin,
Speaker 1: overseasoned them, and overcooked the French fried potatoes, which in
Speaker 1: turn accidentally created the humble potato chip. So we're on
Speaker 1: the right right there. They have fries, they have prices,
Speaker 1: and they turned him and a chip, and that's how
Speaker 1: the potato chip was born. I mean, I'm with him though.
Speaker 1: Fat fries. Yeah, like the texture? No, I like, give
Speaker 1: me shoe string any day of the week. We're well anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got to cool down, broke and maybe you can
Speaker 1: cool off while singing ice, ice Babyanilla. There we go, Jeff,
Speaker 1: everyone texting, and I love Jeff. All right, stuck, collaborate
Speaker 1: and listen. Random something grabbed a hold of me. Tightly
Speaker 1: floats like a harpoon, Daily and nightly will never stop
Speaker 1: Yo I don't know, turn off the flights lights. It
Speaker 1: all glow to the extreme of rock mandle A lot
Speaker 1: of the stage of waxes that this says, wax it
Speaker 1: chump like a candle. I don't know what ideas. That's
Speaker 1: your daily dose of a white woman trying to wrap
Speaker 1: There you go, I'm like a candle, just disappointed in
Speaker 1: the lyrics of Vanilla Ice. But I didn't do much
Speaker 1: worse than vanilla Ice. Okay, thank you very much. That's
Speaker 1: your shot collar question of the day Broke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. What do you do if you find
Speaker 1: out that you're significant there is cheating on you? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean some people might say immediately toss
Speaker 1: all their stuff out on the front lawn one idea. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Others might suggest a revenge hookup with a close family
Speaker 1: member still crying during that right, one of their family members,
Speaker 1: not your own that I feel like I need to specified.
Speaker 1: I don't know what, but just make sure it's with
Speaker 1: one of like their brothers or their dad. But what
Speaker 1: if there was an easier, less messy way to deal
Speaker 1: with it? Okay, now there is all you have to
Speaker 1: do is hire One man's very unique services. It'll cost
Speaker 1: you thousands of dollars, but he guarantees that your partner
Speaker 1: will not only stop the fair immediately, but come begging
Speaker 1: for you to take them back. I mean that sounds
Speaker 1: like a priceless service. We'll tell you who it is
Speaker 1: and what he does coming up at seven ten. How
Speaker 1: do you convince someone to break up with a toxic partner?
Speaker 1: It's a circle, man, it's a vicious cycle. It's Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning, and we all know that
Speaker 1: breakups can be hard, Yeah, but sometimes they're necessary in
Speaker 1: order to make your life better. Right, absolutely, I'm glad
Speaker 1: that you agree, because Brooke, we have your husband on
Speaker 1: the phone with us right now and he wants to
Speaker 1: talk with you about something I don't know what. That
Speaker 1: is not funny? Michael, Hello, you there? What's up? Michael?
Speaker 1: Are we going out party later? Single boy? How did
Speaker 1: he hang up? Okay? Because he loves me, Jeffrey relationship
Speaker 1: maybe got nervous or something. I'm sure it was nothing.
Speaker 1: And it just goes to show dumping someone not as
Speaker 1: easy as it sound. So crushed. One man in China
Speaker 1: actually specializes in them. Really. His name is Xiao Shang
Speaker 1: and he's thirty one years old, and he's a self
Speaker 1: proclaimed emotional counselor for hire. Okay, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: His specialty is helping married men break up with their
Speaker 1: mistresses and returned back to their wives. Wow, that sounds
Speaker 1: like a messy situation. I never want to insert myself in.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a terrible job. Now, it's not like
Speaker 1: he's some therapist who sits you down in a chair
Speaker 1: and talks you through all the positives and negatives of
Speaker 1: an affair. Now, Joo's methods are a little more unconventional,
Speaker 1: a little more extreme. Okay, but that's why he's been
Speaker 1: so effective, and now he's getting international fame for his work. Really.
Speaker 1: In fact, the other week he did in an interview
Speaker 1: and shared some of his most recent cases. For example,
Speaker 1: last fall, he was hired by a married woman who
Speaker 1: found out her husband had been cheating with a younger girl.
Speaker 1: So I could totally see where a married woman would
Speaker 1: want to, you know, hire him make sure that the
Speaker 1: husband breaks up with a mistress. Now to help her,
Speaker 1: Jaw's first step was to hire an actor to take
Speaker 1: some compromising pictures with the married woman. Okay, so wait,
Speaker 1: now he's taking risque photos with the woman that hired him. Yes, okay.
Speaker 1: Then Jao posed as a vacation planner and sent the
Speaker 1: married couple on a romantic getaway, and during their vacation,
Speaker 1: he made sure the husband got an anonymous letter from
Speaker 1: a stranger warning him to break up with his young
Speaker 1: mistress as soon as possible because his wife quote had
Speaker 1: a new boyfriend. Oh oh, so it's like a little
Speaker 1: fight fire with fire, And inside the envelope were the
Speaker 1: photos of his wife with the staged actor as the
Speaker 1: evidence of the affair. Oh my gosh. And you're just
Speaker 1: like maybe hugging or kissing on the cheek. You're not
Speaker 1: cheating in the pictures, but it's enough to be like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying he's cheating. It wouldn't be too bad
Speaker 1: if you had to juice up in a little bit
Speaker 1: more risk game. It doesn't count if you pay for it,
Speaker 1: that's what thank you. So the husband finds this out.
Speaker 1: He sees these pictures during their ten day vacation. So
Speaker 1: we can't go anywhere, okay, And he's like, hell no,
Speaker 1: I mean I can cheat, but she can't. Yeah, But
Speaker 1: since he's on vacation, it gives him plenty of time
Speaker 1: to actually sit down and assess his situation and fix
Speaker 1: his relationship with his wife. And then when they returned home,
Speaker 1: he voluntarily broke off the relationship with the mistress, never
Speaker 1: realizing that Jao set up the entire thing. That's little game.
Speaker 1: Do you think the wife feels so powerful yet? I mean,
Speaker 1: I'd never take anyone back, But that's cool if you're
Speaker 1: willing to, they can feel guilty about. That's amazing. If
Speaker 1: you're just joining us. We're talking about a guy in
Speaker 1: China who helps married men break up with their mistresses.
Speaker 1: And that particular case costs the wife thirty thousand volars. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: you can just hook up with somebody, record it yourself.
Speaker 1: She says she was totally cool paying it given the
Speaker 1: successful outcome. Wowis has a point. She could have just
Speaker 1: had a free affair on the side and done the
Speaker 1: whole thing all. But this guy's an expert. He's going
Speaker 1: to make it seem very very anonymous and good point.
Speaker 1: You know. I feel like if you try to do
Speaker 1: it yourself, you're not going to do it quite as well. Okay,
Speaker 1: very true. Now, not all the cases are as simple
Speaker 1: as the one that we just talked about either. Sometimes
Speaker 1: Jow and his team will take the opposite approach and
Speaker 1: actually confront the mistress to try and to convince her
Speaker 1: to dump the married boyfriend. Oh my god, side piece
Speaker 1: piece to drop the guy right. Jow admits that strategy
Speaker 1: can be difficult and extra time consuming. I just heard
Speaker 1: him say more money, he says. Sometimes you'll hire an
Speaker 1: attractive actor to seduce the mistress and secretly photograph the
Speaker 1: two of them together so we can send the photos
Speaker 1: to the married man. Does this guy must not be
Speaker 1: attractive because I would want to do all that work
Speaker 1: myself and I'm in a meet out with her so
Speaker 1: much bro Other times they'll follow the mistress around to
Speaker 1: see if she has any unsettling secrets that can be
Speaker 1: exploited to scare the married man away. Blackmailer, I mean,
Speaker 1: isn't the secret that she's sleeping with a married fan?
Speaker 1: Yea has been in business for about six years now,
Speaker 1: and the demand for his services has gotten so high
Speaker 1: that he actually had to hire a full time eight
Speaker 1: persons staff to work alongside him so they can handle
Speaker 1: all the cases. What a strange thing to put on
Speaker 1: your resume for the next job you get. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: does that job title even look like. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mistress breaker upper mistressed. Aside from helping to end
Speaker 1: marital affairs, Joo's company does offer other services too, including
Speaker 1: relationship stress tests. What does that mean? Were you? You
Speaker 1: can actually rent out love testers who will do their
Speaker 1: best to try and seduce your significant other to see
Speaker 1: how faithful they really are to you? Alexis no, No,
Speaker 1: that is playing with fire exactly. That is not going
Speaker 1: to work out well for you. See, as soon as
Speaker 1: you get to that point in your relationship break it
Speaker 1: off where you are suspicious and you're hiring other people
Speaker 1: to maybe seduce your partner, that's when you know this
Speaker 1: relationship isn't working. Thank you, Jeffrey. That is absolutely you. Guys, okay,
Speaker 1: well text in the seven eight five nine two. What
Speaker 1: do you think should we start our own version of
Speaker 1: this business locally? Yes, Jose can seduce the unfaithful, wise,
Speaker 1: Alexus can seduce the husbands. Brook will dig up dirt online,
Speaker 1: and I'll be the secret camera guy disguised as a
Speaker 1: dog in the corners. They'll never know, huge dog. Ye,
Speaker 1: your phone TAP's coming up right after this, all right,
Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap and remember when they're
Speaker 1: only used to be like two or three video streaming apps?
Speaker 1: Now was it? It feels like a long time ago,
Speaker 1: but it really wasn't. Like these two were the only
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Speaker 1: hundred one for every single TV channel that's ever existed,
Speaker 1: and you're paying fifteen bucks a month for each one.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It was all a ploy the whole
Speaker 1: time they told us cutting the cable, cutting the cord
Speaker 1: was going to be cheaper. Well, we're about to call
Speaker 1: a customer of a very popular one to let her
Speaker 1: know she's been randomly selected for a complimentary, free upgrade. Okay,
Speaker 1: But once she agrees to it, that's when I tell
Speaker 1: her what she's actually getting with her new upgraded service,
Speaker 1: and suddenly she's not so happy. Here in your phone
Speaker 1: tap right now the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm looking to
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Speaker 1: My name's Draymond. I'm a customer service representative from Disney
Speaker 1: Plus streaming service. How are you doing today? I'm doing good?
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm doing all right. I was just
Speaker 1: calling to ask if you saw the email that we
Speaker 1: sent out announcing our new streaming package. No, you're one
Speaker 1: of the few customers selected for a complimentary upgrade, so
Speaker 1: I wasn't sure if you'd seen it or if you'd
Speaker 1: heard about that yet. No, I haven't heard anything. But
Speaker 1: that sounds good. Oh okay, Well, your service is going
Speaker 1: to change if you agree to it. I can tell
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Speaker 1: What do you mean it's going to change. We love
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Speaker 1: I mean I won't have an increase, Right, it'll be
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Speaker 1: you is to just verbally agree over the phone that
Speaker 1: you would like to upgrade your package. Well, sure, I
Speaker 1: will verbally agree to this, especially since I don't have
Speaker 1: to pay any extra. Sound good? Excellent, excellent, Andrea. Okay, Well, congratulations,
Speaker 1: you are now upgraded officially to Disney Plus Plus. Wow.
Speaker 1: Smell me okay now before I let you go. The
Speaker 1: most exciting part of this is that you're only going
Speaker 1: to have access to Disney sequels and prequels, but no originals.
Speaker 1: That doesn't sound good. I mean, in my opinion, they're
Speaker 1: actually better. Why would that be better? We wouldn't even
Speaker 1: know how it started or what the you know, like,
Speaker 1: I really want to recommend you Aladdin six, Iago's Bizarre
Speaker 1: hair Day. No, it's so good, you know what. The
Speaker 1: kids they don't know anything about Aladdin at all, so
Speaker 1: they need to see the beginning to even what do
Speaker 1: you really need to know about Aladdin? He's a thieving
Speaker 1: peasant who gets lucky one day and he ends up
Speaker 1: with a magic lamp. And there. I just told you
Speaker 1: the whole movie in ten seconds. That's why, everybody, why
Speaker 1: just the originals, the prequels, and the sequels are the
Speaker 1: worst movies. They're actually the best. You just haven't watched enough.
Speaker 1: All we do is stream all these channels. I get
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Speaker 1: at least happy with what we were getting before. I
Speaker 1: understand that. But none of those other streaming services offer
Speaker 1: Lion King one and a half Lyon King one and
Speaker 1: a half. I've never even heard of Lyons King one
Speaker 1: and a half. It's in between the first Lion King
Speaker 1: and the second Lion King where you just see Nalla's pregnancy.
Speaker 1: I don't even think I care about this. This is
Speaker 1: not even something I want my family. I care about
Speaker 1: na It was a really, really inspiring pregnancy. I don't
Speaker 1: think this is right for kids. They don't need to
Speaker 1: see this pregnancy. Well, I mean, if you feel that way,
Speaker 1: then I'll tell you definitely don't watch Cinderella three if
Speaker 1: you're oh my gosh, and Cinderella three does she get pregnant.
Speaker 1: I don't want to give too much of it away,
Speaker 1: but they do show some of Cinderella's honeymoon scenes. Very
Speaker 1: tasty Cinderella's honeymoon thing. I was not a fan of
Speaker 1: Prince Charming until I saw him on his honey Oh
Speaker 1: there's no way, Oh my god, he stepped his game up. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: this sounds insane. Why would anybody want Disney plus plus?
Speaker 1: Just give me the plus. I don't want to double plus.
Speaker 1: But ma'am, if you don't have Disney Plus Plus, then
Speaker 1: you won't have access to Little Mermaid five. Where Sebastian
Speaker 1: gets crabs no way, and that's weird because he is
Speaker 1: a crab all right, and then he has to sell
Speaker 1: the soul to Ursula to get the antibiotics. I don't
Speaker 1: want to talk about this anymore, and I want to
Speaker 1: talk to your supervisor immediately. M he's actually busy right
Speaker 1: now watching the Mary Poppins prequel where she dances her
Speaker 1: way through boarding school. But I could take a message.
Speaker 1: I don't care about this. I don't want my family
Speaker 1: involved in this. This is just a bad Actually, I
Speaker 1: think your family does want to be involved in this,
Speaker 1: because they're the ones who told me to call you.
Speaker 1: My family told you to call me. Yeah, they were
Speaker 1: the ones that set you up for this prank call.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? I'm not, because this is actually
Speaker 1: a joke. My name is Jeffrey from the radio show
Speaker 1: Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap
Speaker 1: on you. Oh my gosh, your husband, Jared set you up.
Speaker 1: He said, you complaining about all the new streaming services
Speaker 1: you have to buy and you just want to go
Speaker 1: back to cable. I can't believe he did that. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: don't worry. You just have Disney Plus not plus plus,
Speaker 1: thank god, but I still do recommend Cinderella three. Oh no,
Speaker 1: something else happens to her pumpkins at midnight. It's magical.
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning, it's Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. And it's no secret we have a
Speaker 1: pretty low bar when it comes to what we'll do
Speaker 1: to help our listeners. Yeah, I mean Brooke has helped
Speaker 1: them lie. Oh, I mean she Brooks helped them cheat. Oh,
Speaker 1: bro she even helped one guy smuggle an exotic animal
Speaker 1: into our country. And okay, that one wasn't on the radio.
Speaker 1: It was just a favor for her sleazy uncle Pete.
Speaker 1: But I can tell you this, we have never ever
Speaker 1: helped anyone do what the guy on the phone wants
Speaker 1: us to do today. Really, will we go against our
Speaker 1: better judgment and assist him? We have better judgment knowing Brooks,
Speaker 1: you probably will. Jose and I good, Jose and I.
Speaker 1: We're just gonna sit back with our popcorn. We're gonna
Speaker 1: clutch our bibles and watch the madness unfold. It's all
Speaker 1: coming up next in a brand new textual healing. Textual
Speaker 1: Healing Textual. You know they say you can lead a
Speaker 1: horse to water, but you can't make him drink. That's good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we think the same thing is true with texting.
Speaker 1: You can give a horse and iPhone, but you can't
Speaker 1: make him texts. Yeah, I think I can't really use
Speaker 1: them at all. Well, we have to finish that saying
Speaker 1: you can't make the horse text, that is, unless your
Speaker 1: horse emails our show for help, and with our assistance,
Speaker 1: we'll teach your pony how to trot all over that keyboard. No,
Speaker 1: it's literal. We teach horses to text in a segment
Speaker 1: that we call textual healing. A lot of smash phones
Speaker 1: in this project texts right, So if you haven't heard before,
Speaker 1: it's our way of helping our listeners or apparently farm animals,
Speaker 1: who have an issue in the texting department, and maybe
Speaker 1: they aren't good at texting, maybe the situation is a
Speaker 1: little bit uncomfortable and they're not sure what to say.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is, we can help them out with a
Speaker 1: little bit of textual healing. So, who's today's honored guests
Speaker 1: that needs our help? His name is Rob. I thought
Speaker 1: for sure it was going to be mister Ed. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe they're related, but Rob welcome to the show. Thanks
Speaker 1: thanks for helping me out. Now tell us how we
Speaker 1: can help heal you textually. What's the situation that you're
Speaker 1: dealing with? All right, So I've been dating this girl
Speaker 1: for about three months and we just started becoming official.
Speaker 1: We became official two weeks ago. I mean, thanks, but
Speaker 1: should probably preficly stop by saying that that's just like,
Speaker 1: really not who I am. I don't usually do that.
Speaker 1: I don't like, I don't know, I don't like to
Speaker 1: get tied down. I really hesitate to enter a relationship.
Speaker 1: Having a girlfriend isn't really who you are? Is that
Speaker 1: what you're saying? No, I let to have like people
Speaker 1: I hang out with and like date, but like being
Speaker 1: a fishful I don't know. It always makes me hesitate,
Speaker 1: because it did you she like trick you into this somehow,
Speaker 1: because it seems like it's a pretty We dated for
Speaker 1: about three months and I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I think, maybe it's time I just like get over
Speaker 1: that figure it out. So I did. But then of course,
Speaker 1: as soon as I did, everything started to change, and
Speaker 1: all the reasons I hesitate being in a relationship like
Speaker 1: started to come true. Oh, this happens a lot with guys.
Speaker 1: I feel like yeah, yeah, and you're you're in your
Speaker 1: twenties and you're like living your best single life and
Speaker 1: then you decide, oh, maybe I should get a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, this was a bad idea. Yeah, sort
Speaker 1: of what came true. Like, I don't understand why it
Speaker 1: would change anything. He wouldn't understand Brook, you're a woman.
Speaker 1: We were like hanging out, just having a good time.
Speaker 1: But then as soon as we're official, I'm getting constant
Speaker 1: drama about her friends. I'm like zooming with her parents
Speaker 1: way too frequently. She's leaving makeup everywhere. There's like makeup
Speaker 1: stains on every counter in my place. They need any
Speaker 1: other women that come to your house to know that
Speaker 1: it's already taken by a woman. It's like, oh, did
Speaker 1: you leave a toilet seat up? It's like a whole
Speaker 1: makeup counter. Sounding like you're like drowning in anxiety over
Speaker 1: this right now. That's exactly it. You're right, I am
Speaker 1: drowning in anxiety, and that is why I need your help.
Speaker 1: I just I need to be single again. This is
Speaker 1: not where I am in life right now, Like maybe someday,
Speaker 1: but wait. Our textual healing is you're going to break
Speaker 1: up with a girl on text? Yeah, and listen before
Speaker 1: you like hound me. I know it's like kind of
Speaker 1: the cowards way out, but I just can't call her.
Speaker 1: I can't do it in person. I can deal with
Speaker 1: the tears and the drama. I just got a text
Speaker 1: and get out of this. She's even going to cry
Speaker 1: for him. They always cry. They just always okay, okay,
Speaker 1: a breakup. Hell, that's not what I thought we were
Speaker 1: doing today. I don't think we should do this, please,
Speaker 1: I don't. I hate I think that breaking up via
Speaker 1: text it's like the worst thing possible. I think we
Speaker 1: should leave you and you have to do it on
Speaker 1: your own. I agree with you just because you don't
Speaker 1: want to title. I agree with you, but I just
Speaker 1: I really see no other way out. I have to
Speaker 1: text her. Well, let's be honest, there's no good way
Speaker 1: to break up with somebody, Like over a phone call
Speaker 1: isn't good when you go to like a restaurant, you
Speaker 1: have your mistress next to you and you're like, this
Speaker 1: is what I'm doing now, There's no great way to
Speaker 1: do it. So, I mean, text is definitely one of
Speaker 1: the worst I think, at least in a text she can,
Speaker 1: like I give her the opportunity to, you know, respond
Speaker 1: however she wants to and like not be embarrassed if
Speaker 1: she can do it on her own without having to
Speaker 1: be there to like see it, you know right? All right, Well,
Speaker 1: so help us out, Like, are you guys currently in
Speaker 1: the middle of a conversation? Have you texted it all recently?
Speaker 1: Like what are we working with here? Uh? Yeah, We're
Speaker 1: not in like a great spot to do this, to
Speaker 1: be honest. Less than an hour ago, her dad and
Speaker 1: I were talking on zoom because we all talk way
Speaker 1: too much, and he said he loved meeting me, and
Speaker 1: he wants to play golf sometimes. He wants to schedule
Speaker 1: a time to play golf. Like, I am rude. What
Speaker 1: do I say of that? Yeah, she came in hard
Speaker 1: and fast, dad and golf already, Like you're two weeks
Speaker 1: into a relationship. Hold up, we could use that to
Speaker 1: start the downward spiral, Like we start as a cancel
Speaker 1: I hate golf, I hate your family. No, maybe if
Speaker 1: we find a way to cancel the golf wins, we
Speaker 1: can also say, you know what, I kind of want
Speaker 1: to cancel all of it. Oh yeah, I mean we
Speaker 1: do we do need to respond to the golf request first? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's just I am too busy for now until the
Speaker 1: next five years. Just no, yeah, well no, I mean
Speaker 1: we want to say it in a like a nice way.
Speaker 1: You just say this, You say, hey, I think your
Speaker 1: dad's awesome. To be honest, I'm not quite ready for that.
Speaker 1: Maybe we say your mom's awesome too. Why would you
Speaker 1: put your mom into it? Oh? So just the dad's good. Okay,
Speaker 1: And then you just say I'm not ready for it,
Speaker 1: which is true. That's an honest text. Yeah, like a relationship.
Speaker 1: I don't see another way to do that. What do
Speaker 1: you think, rob? I like that? But then also I
Speaker 1: got to end it too. Where do I go from there? Well,
Speaker 1: let's just start here and then we'll get to that
Speaker 1: whole dumping part next. Okay, you respond you don't want
Speaker 1: eight paragraphs in one text message? It's been great ride. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, Okay, let me texture let's see how that goes. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I don't know. No, I don't feel good serious
Speaker 1: right now? Okay? Right? Did you send it? Sense? Yeah?
Speaker 1: There we go? All right, this is the nervous part. Yeah,
Speaker 1: every time? All right, we haven't even delivered the bad
Speaker 1: news yet and I'm still feeling all ikey inside. A
Speaker 1: girl doesn't know what's coming. So, okay, Rob, we're gonna
Speaker 1: play a song. We'll come back and we'll see if
Speaker 1: you got a text and continue to give you some
Speaker 1: textual healing coming up right after this. Okay, Rob, All right,
Speaker 1: if you're just tuning in for the second part of
Speaker 1: textual healing. We're on the phone with one of our
Speaker 1: listeners name Rob, and Rob wants us to help him
Speaker 1: send a text message to break up with his girlfriend. Now,
Speaker 1: all of us, all of us in the room, were
Speaker 1: not very supportive of it, except for Brooke, who was very,
Speaker 1: very excited to break up with a guy. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean that smiled. I would never break up with someone
Speaker 1: via text, but you would help another guy do it
Speaker 1: to today. But it's against my better judgment. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna say that. And Rob, I think there's a better
Speaker 1: way to do this, but I don't think that you
Speaker 1: care at this point. I mean, we've already started doing it,
Speaker 1: and we already sent our first text message. Rob said,
Speaker 1: you know, I really like your dad and I think
Speaker 1: he's awesome, but I don't think I'm gonna be able
Speaker 1: to play golf with him. I'm not ready for that.
Speaker 1: I'm not ready for that. And were I know that
Speaker 1: was Brook's idea. Now, Rob, has your girlfriend responded to
Speaker 1: that text? Yeah? She did? But why are you so sad? What?
Speaker 1: What did she She couldn't have? What'd she write? She
Speaker 1: said why you love golf and then attached golf emoji
Speaker 1: and a smiley face. Okay, this is where you're going
Speaker 1: to have to be honest. This is where you're just
Speaker 1: going to have to say, I feel like things are
Speaker 1: moving too fast between us and I'm not ready to
Speaker 1: hang out in person with your dad. You can play
Speaker 1: off the she says you love golf, but then you
Speaker 1: can respond but I don't love you. Okay, Jeffrey, you
Speaker 1: don't need like a brutal segue there, Like you don't that.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it's written on the wall for you.
Speaker 1: I mean, here's the thing. It sounds like this girl
Speaker 1: has zero idea of how you feel, so you've done
Speaker 1: a terrible job at explaining your emotions. Has it ever
Speaker 1: come up in the conversation before between you two? Does
Speaker 1: she know anything about this? Yeah? I mean I've mentioned
Speaker 1: before that, like I've had feelings about hesitating to get
Speaker 1: into relationships and yeah, but when you talk in general,
Speaker 1: every girl always thinks that we're the exception, like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's had problem with other relationships but with me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but this is good. Like if it has come up
Speaker 1: in your conversations before, maybe you can make a reference
Speaker 1: back to it. Okay, go for it. I'm saying, like,
Speaker 1: remember that time when we were talking about how I
Speaker 1: wasn't one hundred percent sure about this. I'm kind of
Speaker 1: feeling that again. This falls into that category of and
Speaker 1: you're all you're doing there is you're telling her how
Speaker 1: you feel, So it's not anything about her. Quick write
Speaker 1: that down before you forget what he said. I am.
Speaker 1: That's a perfect idea. Hold on one second. Wait, okay,
Speaker 1: just reference back the idea that I've told her this before,
Speaker 1: so it's not hurt just me. Yeah, Like remember when
Speaker 1: we were in our living room watching Netflix and I
Speaker 1: said I don't feel comfortable in relationships. Well, that's happening
Speaker 1: right now here. Wait, I'm drafting a text. It says, uh,
Speaker 1: remember that time we were at Chipotle and I was
Speaker 1: hesitant about having a grofriend. But you to when we
Speaker 1: were sharing that Rice bowl. Yeah, that's where it was.
Speaker 1: Sorry that it was when she asked for extra gualk
Speaker 1: And you're like, you know what, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I'm fully on board with this. That costs money. Man, No,
Speaker 1: but that's good. She'll recover exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Then wait on, So then I said I was hesitant
Speaker 1: to have a girlfriend. Those feelings are coming back. Just
Speaker 1: being honest sent Okay, all right, here it goes. That's
Speaker 1: like the pitch, right, and then you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: hit it out of the park. And she can't be
Speaker 1: mad at you because you're just saying how you feel. Well,
Speaker 1: of course she can still be that at him. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's not going to stop it. But I mean you're right,
Speaker 1: you're doing it in an honest way at least. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want her to like I don't know that way
Speaker 1: she can know it's about me and not like her
Speaker 1: you know this doesn't get all upset about it. And
Speaker 1: then I added a hashtag too, so like what you
Speaker 1: what you hashtag your text? Yeah, it's just like, I
Speaker 1: don't know. We have this thing we do that sometimes
Speaker 1: with each other. We just hashtag what did you hashtag it?
Speaker 1: This hashtag honesty for life, and I used the number
Speaker 1: four honesty for life. Okay, you guys don't know. You
Speaker 1: have no idea. She's gonna like it. She gets it, like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, has she written you back yet? Yea,
Speaker 1: like searching that hashtag to see what other great insights
Speaker 1: she can get from it. Hashtagging your breakup text seems
Speaker 1: a little odd to me, but I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: I'm I'm out of the game now. Social media coordinator alexis,
Speaker 1: you're young. How do you feel you're young? How have
Speaker 1: you been dumped before? You a text? Rights that happened
Speaker 1: to you? I mean, I haven't used hashtags. I've been
Speaker 1: broken up with over the phone though. It sucks, but
Speaker 1: at least you're like alone to cry, you know, and
Speaker 1: think about what maybe if they had hashtag that phone
Speaker 1: call at the end, it wouldn't have hurt so bad.
Speaker 1: What did she say? Oh? It says, oh dot dot dot.
Speaker 1: I know relationships can be scary, but I'm always here
Speaker 1: for you. Hashtag honesty for life. Okay, all right, now,
Speaker 1: you're just gonna have to rip the band aid off. Okay,
Speaker 1: she's I don't where do I go from here? Hold on.
Speaker 1: This is good that the hashtag happens to be honesty
Speaker 1: in it because you can start to slowly break it
Speaker 1: to her and continuously using hashtag for life because you
Speaker 1: are being honest. Well, if we are being hashtag honest
Speaker 1: for life and then Brooke take it from there. You
Speaker 1: say this isn't working for me. I'm not meant to
Speaker 1: be in a relationship. You deserve better. Oh you're talking
Speaker 1: like really, rip the band aid? Well, I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: are you gonna do it? Why are we going to
Speaker 1: draw it out? Man? You want her my friend? They
Speaker 1: don't you having a friend in your life. You don't
Speaker 1: need to be friends. You've never react. That's what rob want.
Speaker 1: You can't break up over text and think they're gonna
Speaker 1: like you. There's got to be but she wants to
Speaker 1: hook up later. He's right, Yeah, there we go, and
Speaker 1: he's like dog life right there, hashtag dog life. Okay,
Speaker 1: there has to be a way, not good dirty dog.
Speaker 1: There's got to be away. We are trying to figure
Speaker 1: out a way to be upfront and honest, but still
Speaker 1: keep it light. Yeah, keep it light, keep dumping her light.
Speaker 1: Just say it's not gonna work. What if you do
Speaker 1: it in the form of a joke. What what here's
Speaker 1: the punchline? You're single? Yeah? Like, have you seen that movie?
Speaker 1: Other people? I want to see it. She's not gonna
Speaker 1: get that, dude, No one's gonna get that joke. That's
Speaker 1: a pretty that's a pretty sly funny reference. I d
Speaker 1: Have you seen the movie The Breakup? That's what's happening
Speaker 1: right now. That's a good one. What do you think
Speaker 1: about that? Rob? I think maybe it's a little bit
Speaker 1: on the nose. I don't know. It makes me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Have you heard the band Lonely Island? Because you're about
Speaker 1: to be on it? Okay, I see, Look, you should
Speaker 1: break up with more people via text. You're really good
Speaker 1: at it. I don't know, but Rob, you must you
Speaker 1: must have thought of this before, Like, yeah, you must
Speaker 1: have thought of excuses that you were going to give
Speaker 1: her before you came on with us. What were you thinking?
Speaker 1: What about this? She doesn't like memes, which I think
Speaker 1: is absolutely crazy. She never laughed. Yeah, that's the sign
Speaker 1: of a crazy person. Yeah, okay, so send her. You
Speaker 1: could send her a meme that said I'm breaking up
Speaker 1: with you. Oh okay, wait about like you guys are saying,
Speaker 1: you know, we're just on a match or whatever. But
Speaker 1: I have like some more honest stuff to add to that.
Speaker 1: I could say we're incompatible, like puddling wise because she
Speaker 1: always wants to be the big spoon and like, honestly,
Speaker 1: it just makes me feel less family. Never. I mean
Speaker 1: maybe if she asks for reasons later, you can add
Speaker 1: that in. But you want to be eg spoon and
Speaker 1: it's not working for you because of that. Yeah, it's belittling.
Speaker 1: I feel degraded, table, feel degraded in your arms. This
Speaker 1: is how I got another I could tell where I
Speaker 1: took one of those genealogy tests and we're related. Yeah, good,
Speaker 1: go with that, Rob. I don't know how, Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: go that one. Do it. I don't know how you
Speaker 1: would prove that unless you, like, give it stole some
Speaker 1: of her saliva, r sleep. If she's double enough to
Speaker 1: date you, maybe she deserves every reason. Honestly, I don't
Speaker 1: know what we should do, Like, bro, I'm sorry, none
Speaker 1: of those necessarily sound like good ideas to us, and
Speaker 1: we're the kings of bad ideas. Just say it's not working. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just actually, she has texted me, what's she's joking. Now
Speaker 1: did she? Could you have to take that reasoning back?
Speaker 1: Listen it says, et w can I ask your opinion
Speaker 1: on something? Okay, what do you think if I got
Speaker 1: a breast augmentation and go up to a D? I
Speaker 1: love you, see you later, baby who gets his chick? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's freaking awesome. That too, sweetship. Now you're bad. I'm curious.
Speaker 1: I'm not curious what a D would be like? Like, wait,
Speaker 1: so you're not going to send the breakup text now? Actually, guys,
Speaker 1: I think I'm good? Are you serious? Are worthless? Come on?
Speaker 1: What would you do? What if someone was like, I'm
Speaker 1: going to get a crotch enlargement, you'd be down to that, right,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. That would be so weird that would find
Speaker 1: that one with the size of junk that I'd like. No,
Speaker 1: he's no, he's not talking about a junk enlargement, just
Speaker 1: the crotch around rob, What are you doing? Are we
Speaker 1: are we still doing this or what? Well? I'm texting
Speaker 1: her back. I'm just letting her know that that's like
Speaker 1: a pretty good idea and she can come over tonight
Speaker 1: we can talk about it. Oh my god, i'd studio
Speaker 1: just wasted the last fifteen minutes of our lives. No,
Speaker 1: it was super helpful, guys. I'm good, Thank you for help.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, at least send us some photos of
Speaker 1: the augmentation. Yeah, I mean maybe I should, because you know,
Speaker 1: hashtag honestly for life broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: How many times have we heard stories about a scorn
Speaker 1: dex getting the ultimate revenge on their significant other? A lot? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean so much that I don't know if any
Speaker 1: of them were actually the ultimate against the definition. You
Speaker 1: can't beat the ultimate every time, right, I know, but
Speaker 1: it's still fun, right, I mean we still like to
Speaker 1: tear about it. Yeah, that's true most of the time.
Speaker 1: I'm not all that impressed, if I'm being really honest,
Speaker 1: because you know, what do they normally do? Like, oh,
Speaker 1: they change their Netflix password? Yeah, yeah, that's so crazy.
Speaker 1: Or oh no, they drove their ex's car into a volcano,
Speaker 1: Like I'm so tired of those volcano stories. Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: do something original? Okay, all of it? Well. Today a
Speaker 1: story out of Australia's making headlines about how one guy
Speaker 1: got even with his unfaithful ex girlfriend. And this might
Speaker 1: be the best one that we're going to hear all
Speaker 1: years the Ultimate, so you'll find out promises Jeffrey, we'll
Speaker 1: find out what he did coming up at eight ten.
Speaker 1: How low would you go to get revenge on your ex? God,
Speaker 1: it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. I felt like
Speaker 1: it always sounds like a good idea, but you know
Speaker 1: you should be the bigger person. Yeah, well, I mean,
Speaker 1: I've all I've always been confused by couples who've been
Speaker 1: together for a long time and then they're just able
Speaker 1: to break up amicably and be cool with each other.
Speaker 1: I know, I have a friend who's like, I'm friends
Speaker 1: with axes. I'm like, what, you feel like? They're lying? Right?
Speaker 1: You feel like, yeah, well that means either you're just
Speaker 1: shoving all your emotions deep down inside. Does that really
Speaker 1: happen or is that just a myth? Because in my experience,
Speaker 1: normally a breakup starts as one person's idea. That starts
Speaker 1: an argument, which snowballs into bitterness, a little bit of resentment,
Speaker 1: possible destruction of property recipe right, and then finally it
Speaker 1: usually ends with a healthy dose of revenge yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and kinch of jealousy. Yeah, And revenge comes in many forms.
Speaker 1: There's the classic revenge bod. Yeah, that's a great way
Speaker 1: to do it. That's a popular one. Yeah, Chloe Kardashian
Speaker 1: made it happen. There's hooking up with the ex's best
Speaker 1: friend or sending a mariachi band to perform outside their
Speaker 1: home from four to six in the morning. They just
Speaker 1: dancing on his like, okay. But occasionally a scorn dex
Speaker 1: will take the revenge to a whole another level. And
Speaker 1: that's why a guy in Australia is making news today
Speaker 1: because he recently caught his ex girlfriend cheating on him,
Speaker 1: and after an ugly separation, he set out to get
Speaker 1: even cheating revenge is the worst revenge. Yeah, So how
Speaker 1: did he do it? He put up posters all over
Speaker 1: town with his ex girlfriend's phone number on it. Okay,
Speaker 1: and the poster said, Chewbacca roarer contest call this number
Speaker 1: and do your best Chewbacca impression. Best impersonation receives one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars genius. Oh my god, that's amazing. That's pretty clear.
Speaker 1: But would you kind of be excited to receive all
Speaker 1: those Chewbacca I mean, I mean the first time, you're
Speaker 1: so confusing. He was just like and it just keeps happening.
Speaker 1: You're going on. Yeah, the people who call numbers that
Speaker 1: are on telephone poles not usually the crop. So it
Speaker 1: didn't take long for the calls to come pouring in.
Speaker 1: She was getting them at strange hours of the night,
Speaker 1: from one am before in the morning. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: She told a local news station, quote, I thought when
Speaker 1: we first met he was mature, but it just goes
Speaker 1: to show having a job does not mean you are mature.
Speaker 1: I think. Yeah, that is creative. That is you know.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's not harmful your night, damaging property, You're
Speaker 1: not ruining someone's reputation. It is satisfying. Yeah, it is.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's not all he did, though, because she says,
Speaker 1: in addition to the Chewbacca thing, her ex also dumped
Speaker 1: a car with no wheels in her driveway that she
Speaker 1: couldn't get rid of. That a little worse it is
Speaker 1: it's not her car. Yeah, and actually now she has
Speaker 1: a project to work on. She could get back into restoration. Shouldn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: She's still trying to be a good sport about it,
Speaker 1: saying if people want to continue calling with their wookie impressions, quote,
Speaker 1: go for it. Bring it. On, I don't care, and
Speaker 1: if she was even smarter, she'd say, all right, grand
Speaker 1: prize car with no wheels. Now that story got us
Speaker 1: wondering about other ways people have gotten back at their exes,
Speaker 1: and we actually found a survey that recently came out
Speaker 1: asking people about their best revenge stories. Okay, so let's
Speaker 1: go over some of these. Number five says I subscribe
Speaker 1: my ex boyfriend to the Jehovah's Witness program and requested
Speaker 1: visits from one of their representatives at his house every
Speaker 1: other day. God. And then after subscribing him to pretty
Speaker 1: much every other religious mailing list I could find, I
Speaker 1: also used his email every time I needed to provide
Speaker 1: an address online to see inappropriate content. That's pretty good creative.
Speaker 1: Number four says my ex wife hates the smell of bananas,
Speaker 1: like stomach churning, gagging. Hates them. So one morning I
Speaker 1: filled her car with banana scented beads. I put them
Speaker 1: inside the air conditioner, under the floor mats, inside every
Speaker 1: nook and cranny, and then I hid in a bush
Speaker 1: and filmed as she ran away screaming. That's as bad
Speaker 1: as like putting like a dead fish in the toilet. Tank,
Speaker 1: the top tank. He knows what's going on. Anybody watching
Speaker 1: her is watching her. Just yell bananas. Yeah, she looks crazy,
Speaker 1: very confusing. These are from a survey of the best
Speaker 1: revenge stories that people got on their ex's. Number three
Speaker 1: says my X and I lived together and when we
Speaker 1: broke up, I moved out and two days later I
Speaker 1: went back to get my stuff only to find his
Speaker 1: new girlfriend was already staying there. Wow. So after I
Speaker 1: packed up my things, I left a few items strategically
Speaker 1: placed around the house. Photos of hiving me kissing while
Speaker 1: we were together, birthday cards and love notes that he
Speaker 1: had written to me, as well as a pair of
Speaker 1: sexy lingerie that he gifted me for Valentine' And then
Speaker 1: I took all the light bulbs and all the batteries
Speaker 1: out of every electronic device and walked out. That's what
Speaker 1: I like, That's what I like. Number two says my
Speaker 1: mom showed up to her divorce hearing dressed in a
Speaker 1: full clown costume she had from Halloween. She says the
Speaker 1: judge was not amused. He demanded to know why she
Speaker 1: was dressed that way, and, without skipping a beat, my
Speaker 1: mom replied, well, our whole marriage was a joke. Why
Speaker 1: shouldn't our divorce be one? Two? Oh? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: good unless you're trying to get custody of the kids,
Speaker 1: because I don't know, give it to the clown. Well,
Speaker 1: kids love clowns. Yeah, it's like sad clown. Kids love
Speaker 1: happy clowns. They don't like the angry, revengeful clowns. Yeah, angry,
Speaker 1: bitter clown And the number one best revenge breakup story
Speaker 1: says my ex girlfriend and I bought a house together.
Speaker 1: She ended up cheating on me with one of my
Speaker 1: co workers. When we separated, she got to keep the house.
Speaker 1: What she didn't realize is that I have an app
Speaker 1: on my phone that controls the security system, and sometimes
Speaker 1: if I wake up at two AM in a bad mood,
Speaker 1: I'll just get on my phone, open the app and
Speaker 1: whoops the alarm in her house. Just then I feel
Speaker 1: a lot better. I would feel better about that too.
Speaker 1: It deserves that. One text into seventy five nine two
Speaker 1: tell us what's the best way you ever got revenge
Speaker 1: on an X? Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Brook's
Speaker 1: going for two wins in a row today, right, and
Speaker 1: you're gonna be taken on longtime listener first time player
Speaker 1: Alma from Centralia. Hello, Alma, I I don't know why
Speaker 1: I'm laughing at your high just sounded like kind of scared.
Speaker 1: What are your feeling right now, Alma, I'm excited, kind
Speaker 1: of nervous, but pretty excited. Okay, all right, all right,
Speaker 1: that's exactly how my husband feels on date night. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna send Brook out of the studio
Speaker 1: and Alma, you know the game's played. You have thirty
Speaker 1: seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
Speaker 1: don't know one, just say pass. You have to beat
Speaker 1: Brooke outright to win. Ready, your time starts now. Actor
Speaker 1: James Vanderbek celebrates a birthday today. He was the star
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Speaker 1: is the real name of what famous mascot? Oh path How.
Speaker 1: Speaker Nancy Pelosi represents the twelfth Congressional district from which state?
Speaker 1: Oh geez, what medical condition occurs when your diaphragm goes
Speaker 1: into involuntary spasms? Pa? Oh? All right? The all pass method?
Speaker 1: Is it has worked? I think one time? Maybe? Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right? Oh my god, Brook is back in studio
Speaker 1: and Alma. So I know you're a long time listener.
Speaker 1: It says here on my show sheet. Your two favorite
Speaker 1: things about the show are the second date updates and
Speaker 1: Jose's laugh. Oh thank you, I can get me every time.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you, Alma and he laughs just as much
Speaker 1: off the radio as he does on. If you want
Speaker 1: more of it, he'll slide into your DMS like that.
Speaker 1: It's okay, you should get on only fans, just for
Speaker 1: your laugh. I'm not much of a talker today. I
Speaker 1: think she's just in awe of Jose right now, All right, Brook,
Speaker 1: it's your turn. You're ready, Yeah, your time starts now.
Speaker 1: Actor James Vanderbeek celebrates a birthday today. He was the
Speaker 1: star of what nineties TV show on the WB Poppin
Speaker 1: Fresh is the real name of what famous mascot pass
Speaker 1: house speaker. Nancy Pelosi represents the twelfth Congressional district from
Speaker 1: which state I don't even know? Massachusetts. What medical condition
Speaker 1: occurs when your diaphragm goes into involuntary spasms hiccups, Birds
Speaker 1: can pee true or false true in the original movie
Speaker 1: Jurassic Park or the dinosaurs on screen for over or
Speaker 1: under ten minutes total original. I'm gonna go under all right,
Speaker 1: answers are in. Let's go to the scoreboard and see
Speaker 1: how you both did. With Jose. You're primarily an entertainer
Speaker 1: on the radio. Wrong, Yeah, I'm also a comedian, Alma
Speaker 1: you God, well you passed on almost everything. You got zero.
Speaker 1: None of the answers were passed or that would have helped.
Speaker 1: Blame Jose. He didn't laugh enough. Yeah, yeah, you got
Speaker 1: two correct. Okay, Um, I'm sorry, I'm a that's okay.
Speaker 1: You know I do a lot better when i'm listening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just yes, Okay. On the radio, you can always
Speaker 1: call back and play again. Well, let's go over the
Speaker 1: answers for everybody next time. James Vanderbeek was the star
Speaker 1: of the nineties TV show Dawson's Creek popin Fresh is
Speaker 1: the real name of the Pillsbury dough boy. When you
Speaker 1: said mascot, I could only think Sports Teams House speaker
Speaker 1: Nancy Pelosi represents the twelfth Congressional District of California. It's
Speaker 1: good to know that this country really knows their politics.
Speaker 1: I know more than I ever have. Ye, So that's
Speaker 1: an improvement. Jeffrey, that's sad. If this is the most
Speaker 1: that you've ever known, the medical condition that occurs when
Speaker 1: your diaphragm goes into involuntary spasms as hiccups, birds cannot pee,
Speaker 1: that is false. Who sure, I'm sure it all comes
Speaker 1: out in the same white stuff. In the original Jurassic
Speaker 1: Park movie, the dinosaurs are on screen for over ten minutes,
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. But it's such a good movie, so it
Speaker 1: really is. Alma. I just want to say thanks for
Speaker 1: laughing at Alma jokes. Oh god, yeah, every morning she
Speaker 1: didn't get it. She didn't get it. Ye, say that
Speaker 1: one to her again. Stop talking. Thanks for playing with us, Alma.
Speaker 1: We'll be back to pay Win Brooks Box, same time tomorrow,
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.