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Speaker 1: because that's him. You breathe, that's him. You steal him.
Speaker 1: That's him. You got another chance? That's him. You ain't
Speaker 1: out of here. That's him. You got any measure of health,
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Speaker 1: All of that. You got any dreams or aspirations, you
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Speaker 1: you eat. That's why they had this thing called you
Speaker 1: say your grace. That's him. That's him, man, that's him.
Speaker 1: It's amazing when you take a small inventory how you
Speaker 1: find out how big God really is in your life. Now,
Speaker 1: the more you turn yourself over to him, the bigger
Speaker 1: he can be. For you. See, he'll only be as
Speaker 1: big as you let him. It's one thing about God. Now,
Speaker 1: he's a gentleman. He can make you do anything. You know,
Speaker 1: you get too big for him, you know you you you,
Speaker 1: you lose your humbleness. He can humble you. Now. God
Speaker 1: created man with the power of choice. We're the only
Speaker 1: creature he created that. He gave us the total power
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Speaker 1: just can't. An ostrich is an ostrich man. He can't
Speaker 1: come out of here and fight like a lion. A
Speaker 1: lion is a lion. A lion eat meat. He can't
Speaker 1: eat vegetables. I don't care how much meat ain't around.
Speaker 1: He'll lay down and pull up out of here and
Speaker 1: die because he can't eat grass. He just a lion. Man.
Speaker 1: You understand this that God gave us. We are the
Speaker 1: one creature he created that has total power of choice.
Speaker 1: You can make every decision in your life. What kind
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Speaker 1: live your life a crime, go ahead, that's you. He
Speaker 1: gave you the power of choice. You want to do right?
Speaker 1: Come on, So now look at this thing. We are
Speaker 1: all the results of a series of decision that we
Speaker 1: have made. If we could just identify that the problem
Speaker 1: is us, we could began the solution. See that's the problem, y'all,
Speaker 1: it's us. It's what we do. I threw my life
Speaker 1: down the hill. I can't tell you how many years
Speaker 1: based on some decisions that I was making. Now I
Speaker 1: can justify my decision with I wasn't happy and I
Speaker 1: was doing this and I was in misery, and y'all
Speaker 1: on that, yes to you when you get through. You
Speaker 1: made the decisions though, and you can look at this
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Speaker 1: the day, I'm just talking to people that's really really
Speaker 1: wanting to improve their position in life. And how do
Speaker 1: you do that? You got to have a solution. How
Speaker 1: do you come up with a solution? You got to
Speaker 1: identify the problem to even begin to solve it. But
Speaker 1: if the problem ain't ever you, how are you gonna
Speaker 1: solve something that ain't you? See? Okay, let me look
Speaker 1: at this one. If somebody sayd like I got a
Speaker 1: child of mine, man, I just do right here. Man,
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Speaker 1: to people, you ask them why they do so? I
Speaker 1: just I just wasn't taking care of business. Why I
Speaker 1: just didn't take care of business? Boy, do you understand
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Speaker 1: to take care of business. So when you're gonna start,
Speaker 1: you know what, man, you can't you can't. You can't
Speaker 1: go through life blaming everybody it's got to be you. See,
Speaker 1: you can fix you. You can't fix nobody else if
Speaker 1: you keep getting married and the marriages don't work. Hello, Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: could it be you? South only had to sit down
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Speaker 1: what about the part you played in it? Because see,
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Speaker 1: it just get down to you the one pick them,
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Speaker 1: problem is usually within yourself. Do you know that's the quickest,
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Speaker 1: ain't got to check with nobody. Here's the beauty of
Speaker 1: going on and admitting that is you. You don't have
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Speaker 1: planning on how to fix it or how to get
Speaker 1: to accomplishing something. But remember this planning is important. If
Speaker 1: you fail to plan, then please plan to fail. If
Speaker 1: you don't know how to make a plan, let's just
Speaker 1: start with the basics. Just make a list of what
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Speaker 1: in prayer with an open mind and open your mind
Speaker 1: up to all the clean opportunities that are available here.
Speaker 1: Why a lot of people won't succeed because certain opportunities
Speaker 1: come along you don't want to do them. That kills me. Man,
Speaker 1: when I hear here, I ain't doing that. I know
Speaker 1: young comedians that come to me all of time talking
Speaker 1: about Man, what you're not saying. Man, Just take every
Speaker 1: gig you can, no matter what they pay. Well, listen
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Speaker 1: they pay, or you can make the decision to sit
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Speaker 1: hard business. They ain't paying but one hundred dollars. You
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Speaker 1: that stage for thirty minutes, you are now thirty minutes
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Speaker 1: is the end of the year. Man. You know people
Speaker 1: are looking at you know, some of the stuff that
Speaker 1: didn't get to accomplish this year. Do you look at
Speaker 1: that as if like gold you don't accomplish at the
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Speaker 1: you getting frustrated? No, Na, ain't nonna need a doing
Speaker 1: that you can't relive it. Ain't nonna need a beating
Speaker 1: yourself up or what you didn't do when God keep
Speaker 1: waking you up, giving you a chance to do what
Speaker 1: you can do. So don't worry about what you didn't
Speaker 1: accomplish this year. Thank God for the fact that he
Speaker 1: woke you up. As we approaching new year, you might
Speaker 1: even make it to the new year. You get started,
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Speaker 1: on the new year to make new changes. Why put
Speaker 1: off tomorrow when you what you could do. Why put
Speaker 1: off tomorrow what you can do today. See people wait
Speaker 1: on the New Year's to get resolutions and all that,
Speaker 1: and I kind of understanding, you know, especially weight loss,
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Speaker 1: a holiday. I'm not gonna do that this year. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna pack on an extra ten. That's ten motor
Speaker 1: takeoff and all I get the heart it is to take.
Speaker 1: So I got something special coming at the top of
Speaker 1: the year. Oh, I got something special for everybody top
Speaker 1: of year. But I got a lot of things working on. Man.
Speaker 1: I just keep I just keep the faith. I stayed
Speaker 1: grateful for the year I had as just think about
Speaker 1: what has happened this year. You survived it. You got
Speaker 1: through it. You got through some tough moments this year,
Speaker 1: and some moments you didn't really see yourself making it through.
Speaker 1: But look at God, you got through it again anyway,
Speaker 1: You're still standing. You didn't crumble and break and fall apart.
Speaker 1: You might have had some fall apart moments. You might
Speaker 1: have had some I'm broken moments. Yeah, we all had that.
Speaker 1: But Baill boil boy, he brought you through. Didn't he
Speaker 1: like a shining new penny boy. So that's the way
Speaker 1: I look at it. Man, I don't really go back
Speaker 1: over what I didn't accomplish, because you know, you still
Speaker 1: got time. Long as he wakes you up, there's another opportunity.
Speaker 1: So you know, I always take the optimistic approach. I
Speaker 1: try to a positive most of the time. Now, let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. This year, I had some tough moments, man,
Speaker 1: I had some difficult times. I have some decisions to make.
Speaker 1: I had some stuff I wasn't really I wasn't sure
Speaker 1: sometimes this year, you know, sometimes, man, I made some
Speaker 1: I had some decision to make. I didn't really know
Speaker 1: what to do. I got some stuff that's on me
Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, some tough stuff, man, But what what?
Speaker 1: What's tough? But it's bothering. We got on that boat
Speaker 1: coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour back
Speaker 1: right after this you're listening show. All right, it is
Speaker 1: time to start your morning off with the nephew and
Speaker 1: run that prank back what you got for us right now,
Speaker 1: we're in a stupid category and that belongs to me,
Speaker 1: all right. Praise Dance Team is the name of this prank.
Speaker 1: Praise Dance team cat Dog if you would bo. This
Speaker 1: is the day that the Lord has made. Let us
Speaker 1: rejoice and be glad in And how you doing? I'm
Speaker 1: looking for uh so Tania. This is Sitania, Satia. This
Speaker 1: is brother Fuller from the church. How are you? Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm brother, how are you? I'm good? I'm good. Um.
Speaker 1: We wanted to give you a call about the about
Speaker 1: the praise dancing that's at the church. First of all,
Speaker 1: I wanted to really show you how much, uh you're
Speaker 1: doing a great job over there with the praise dances
Speaker 1: and you you definitely do a great job on uh
Speaker 1: heavy third tny that you guys actually perform. Everybody seemed
Speaker 1: to really like it. Well, thank you, thank you. What
Speaker 1: can I do for you today? It was a bit
Speaker 1: of a situation with um, you know, it's been brought
Speaker 1: to our attention. We actually had a small gathering, a
Speaker 1: little meeting about it and wanted to I've been elected
Speaker 1: to actually give you a call. And who is this?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Who are you again? Brother Fuller? Uh? Huh?
Speaker 1: And and who had a meeting uh some of the
Speaker 1: brothers at the church and uh path to actually sat
Speaker 1: in for a moment on it, and I was actually
Speaker 1: elected to actually just give you a call. That nothing
Speaker 1: that I don't think we can't get rectified and you know,
Speaker 1: move on slowly as we normally do. But I just
Speaker 1: think it's we wanted to reach out to you and
Speaker 1: kind of make you aware of it. If it's if
Speaker 1: you don't mind, okay, um? And what things are those? Well?
Speaker 1: Since since a Tania has any of the praise dancers
Speaker 1: before they became praise dancers? Was was was any of
Speaker 1: them strippers? I beg your partner, was any of the
Speaker 1: praise dancers that at the church that you have on
Speaker 1: the praise team right now with any of them strippers
Speaker 1: in the past. I'm sorry, sir, I don't I don't
Speaker 1: really know who you are, um, and I don't really
Speaker 1: understand this line of question. But like I said, i'm
Speaker 1: brother full. I don't think we've met. But like I said,
Speaker 1: I've been elected to give you a call. Not now.
Speaker 1: It seems like what happened is this past week when
Speaker 1: you all actually danced, it seemed like a couple of
Speaker 1: the girls was actually gyrating doing the praise routine. Hey,
Speaker 1: what shot raiding brother for? I don't know who you
Speaker 1: are and I don't know what you saw. None of
Speaker 1: my girls with ya raiding. They would dancing for the Lord.
Speaker 1: And I think if you look through your lord's eye,
Speaker 1: perhaps you would see them better instead of maybe you
Speaker 1: were looking through the jar raiding eye. Look company of
Speaker 1: the girl. We can point them out. A couple of
Speaker 1: them have uh strip girl tendencies of it then, because
Speaker 1: some of them has been girls tend disease. You know what, sir?
Speaker 1: I think we need to complete this call, praps. I
Speaker 1: need to call Bishop, but speak to him myself, because
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know what you do all days,
Speaker 1: but I have a real job and I'm sitting here
Speaker 1: holding a conversation in my office about jar raiding strippers
Speaker 1: in the church. Are you kidding me? Man? Listen? Now,
Speaker 1: here's a couple other things that they're talking about. Some
Speaker 1: of the girls feet are real ass you when you
Speaker 1: all a performing and they wanted to see it, maybe
Speaker 1: you can, you can. I don't know. Maybe I don't
Speaker 1: know if y'all need to grip or whatever that y'all don't.
Speaker 1: Y'all don't put lotion on. We're not sure what that is.
Speaker 1: As well as the total of father here about to
Speaker 1: ask three four five different designs and everything? Is it?
Speaker 1: Any way? Y'all can be in unison. What you're told
Speaker 1: a pots But the most important thing heal the Ji
Speaker 1: rating doing the dance routine. I don't know what your
Speaker 1: feet look like. I don't need you calling me talking
Speaker 1: to me about my girls their feet, their nail polish.
Speaker 1: Perhaps your man should be on Jesus instead of on them.
Speaker 1: How about that? Oh God, man from my mind. I
Speaker 1: don't have time. I don't have time, but I don't
Speaker 1: want your mama and to be on Jesus where somebody's
Speaker 1: shaking them. But at the church, now that's the problem.
Speaker 1: You know what. Look, I'm at work now, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to keep a work tone. You're gonna make me curse
Speaker 1: up here. Now let me tell you something. Don't call
Speaker 1: me anymore. I will deal with pastor. If he has
Speaker 1: something to say with me, he can say it to
Speaker 1: me personally. But I'm done with this conversation. Are you
Speaker 1: gonna deal with the ji raton? Is what we want
Speaker 1: to know? Maybe you know what. It just hit me.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're one of the ones that's doing the GI rate. Look,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. My girls ain't going to
Speaker 1: rating and neither am I Now I am done with
Speaker 1: this conversation. Do you understand? But listen, I'm done all
Speaker 1: You're done with this time rating. That's because we want
Speaker 1: to stop so we can We can't praise the Lord
Speaker 1: if the boot isn't shake, you know what Church? Look,
Speaker 1: I gotta go to work. I gotta go now again.
Speaker 1: I don't know what your issue is. It sounds to
Speaker 1: me like you have an issue which I reading booties
Speaker 1: and I heard so much reading booties in one conversation
Speaker 1: in my entire life. Now my mind is set on Jesus.
Speaker 1: I don't know what your mind is set on. What's
Speaker 1: to tell you? Before you was a praise then a
Speaker 1: ministry over the ministry? Did you l used to strip?
Speaker 1: You couldn't do no stripping? Now did you? Why do
Speaker 1: any striping? What did your mamma do any stripping? What
Speaker 1: you heard? What I said you were? How are you
Speaker 1: liking to somebody call? You would ask you if your
Speaker 1: mamma did some script? And how do you like that?
Speaker 1: I'm you know what I want to know? When is
Speaker 1: the next rehearsal? That the way I can come and
Speaker 1: pick out who it is that's doing this Till you
Speaker 1: don't have you don't have any minutes at my rehearsal.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see you at my rehearsal. I
Speaker 1: don't want to. I don't want to see any part
Speaker 1: for you in my rehearse if I see you near
Speaker 1: one of my girls. That's why I'm coming after you myself.
Speaker 1: Do you understand me? You need to find out who
Speaker 1: doing that job? Than you need to say your body
Speaker 1: y'all high and I'm glad y'all ain't this and when
Speaker 1: the plates being plays because I ain't not telling her
Speaker 1: you act with them? One's coming through it, you know what?
Speaker 1: That's it. That's it. You call me disrespecting me. I'm
Speaker 1: at work. I can't even have this more, you know what.
Speaker 1: Don't call me no more. Don't look at my girls
Speaker 1: no more. Man Come to the church and see what
Speaker 1: I got for it. I don't want to know. Is
Speaker 1: you're gonna stop the job rating? What is gonna do it? Moving?
Speaker 1: That's what doing? Who you're talking to like that? You're
Speaker 1: supposed to be a minute of side? Yeah? Les have
Speaker 1: done listening to tell you now I'm getting ready to job.
Speaker 1: When I got one more thing to say to you
Speaker 1: for your leading how you ain't got a thing to
Speaker 1: say to me. I said I was telling, And I said,
Speaker 1: I got one more thing to say. It is you listen,
Speaker 1: you know what? Men get off of my phone. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say it anyway. This is Nephew Timmy from the
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Speaker 1: of the hour, but right now it is time to
Speaker 1: ask the CLO. Can't wait, can't wait all right? Steve
Speaker 1: Mark and Evanston writes, my girlfriend left me for another
Speaker 1: man and then came back to me. I took her back,
Speaker 1: no questions asked. Now that she now that she's pregnant,
Speaker 1: she is upset that I asked for a DNA test
Speaker 1: once the baby is born. Is that not the appropriate
Speaker 1: thing to do? Well, there's a couple of inappropriate things
Speaker 1: in the statement you just made, brother, So I think
Speaker 1: it's fine that you go and get yourself at DNA test.
Speaker 1: I mean, of course that's the appropriate thing to do.
Speaker 1: She left you for another man for no reason and
Speaker 1: then came back and you took her back. Bravo to you, brother.
Speaker 1: He's a bad man. You want you leave me for
Speaker 1: somebody else? You need to go and experience to hold him.
Speaker 1: All of them gonna just get all what he got.
Speaker 1: Fut your plans for oh one k you need to
Speaker 1: be looking into all that because she ain't. Bounce your
Speaker 1: happy ass back over there. Don't just leave me another
Speaker 1: man you know him? No, no, no, no, you get
Speaker 1: right okay, your head right on back over there to
Speaker 1: Chester and work it out too. Over here, I bet
Speaker 1: your ass ain't coming back over here. Don't go over
Speaker 1: there and sleep with him. Pass out what you want
Speaker 1: to pass. I didn't come back. Didn't ask for a
Speaker 1: DNA test, y'alln't then? I don't believe this. Your baby?
Speaker 1: Where was you at last week? And he's rare because
Speaker 1: most men would be like you, Steven, not take her
Speaker 1: back for no doubt at all. Don't don't leave me
Speaker 1: from another man, right yeah? Then back with no questions.
Speaker 1: But then come back and say I'm pregnant. So she
Speaker 1: didn't probably might have decided you make a better fall
Speaker 1: now we can, okay, see a lot dropping the juice.
Speaker 1: That's what it is. Let me get on back overhead
Speaker 1: and get this man back because this food. Huh. All right,
Speaker 1: another man. You better go and see what he used
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Speaker 1: You need to him. You know, credit scope that line
Speaker 1: say we're gonna run, We're gonna Katherine and Buffalo. Katherine writes,
Speaker 1: my husband told me that he was stuck in a
Speaker 1: heavy snowstorm that he was staying. So he was staying
Speaker 1: with his cousin over an hour away from me. He
Speaker 1: sent a picture of heavy snow. It's a picture I
Speaker 1: sent him last year. So he's busted. What come on, stupid?
Speaker 1: How should I have? Buffalo? Just had that? He did?
Speaker 1: You got fresh? Huh picture? He's stupid, He's stupid. He
Speaker 1: sent the picture back of heavy snow lest white. But
Speaker 1: she she wants to know how should she approach it anywall?
Speaker 1: First of all, I could send you the same picture,
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna get it. That's the same picture I did.
Speaker 1: You ain't only one gut white snow? You got the
Speaker 1: clap bag ready talking about that? Ain't the same picturing
Speaker 1: up that ain't the only Christler they make. Baby, it's
Speaker 1: a calling the picture of everything. I don't, I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't you know? She look, she knows what's happening.
Speaker 1: Yeahs lying. He did get stuck in the snow though,
Speaker 1: because he was a big blizzard in Buffalo, So he
Speaker 1: got stuck in the snow, you know. But then he
Speaker 1: could have just sent the picture. Heavy snow you know doesn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but the Browns and the Bills game had to be
Speaker 1: played in Detroit, so I'm gonna get out of that one.
Speaker 1: But he couldn't. He couldn't. He didn't even right now.
Speaker 1: He could have gone, he's stupid for sending the picture.
Speaker 1: She shit, she send him. That's his stupidity. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: she lie. You come on, overlie, Steve Harvey, No, listen
Speaker 1: to me. Lying is acceptable. I'm stuck in a heavy snowstorm.
Speaker 1: He wasn't really stuck. He was over the girl's house. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's the line. The over lie is, you're gonna provide
Speaker 1: ever this whenever, this wasn't required. You didn't have to
Speaker 1: take the dog. It was heavy snow all over Buffalo.
Speaker 1: What is you sending the picture? Phone? Now? You over? No?
Speaker 1: You got over lying. No, no, no, heavy snow that
Speaker 1: was in the news right over you stuck in the
Speaker 1: heaven we got now you overlie, overlying, real real mistakes,
Speaker 1: amateur amateur line. Wait until the lie is required before
Speaker 1: you tell it. Volunteer does not require man. It's an
Speaker 1: art to this thing. Clearly over all right, Moving on,
Speaker 1: Bonnie and Arlington says, I've been in my church choir
Speaker 1: for four years and a younger lady joined the choir,
Speaker 1: and pastor seems to really enjoy her voice more than others.
Speaker 1: He calls out her name when she hits a good note.
Speaker 1: I'm concerned, since pastor and I have a special type
Speaker 1: of relationship, should I watch the new songbird and my pastor?
Speaker 1: Should I watch you? But maybe you know you ain't
Speaker 1: the singer you thank you all start with you row
Speaker 1: of a special relationship. You never could really sing. You
Speaker 1: really never could say. It was what your pastor was
Speaker 1: doing on the side that got you all that. But
Speaker 1: not a song bird can really sing. No, and she
Speaker 1: find yeah right there, do with it? Oh Lord, sister,
Speaker 1: come on, sister. Oh I know that's her back there.
Speaker 1: I ain't even gotta turn around. Oh I know that
Speaker 1: angelic voice. When I hear one sang latrees, I know that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Glinda standing over that, just mad Linda, Mad Bernice, Mad
Speaker 1: Bernice and Glinda just hot because little Latrise that's coming
Speaker 1: up in that just singing sang Latrese Bernice and Linda.
Speaker 1: They're gonna, they're gonna, they're gonna whip my ass at
Speaker 1: the service though, well, I see you in the road
Speaker 1: room half all right, thank you Clo. Coming up Popeyes.
Speaker 1: Right after service. We're gonna be at the draft and
Speaker 1: waiting on. Thank you Clo. Coming up at the top
Speaker 1: of the hour. We'll have some entertainment news for you
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the string show. Well.
Speaker 1: Valenciaga has apologized for an advertising campaign that featured young
Speaker 1: children posing with teddy bears that appeared to be dressed
Speaker 1: in b DSM costumes. Nciaga, it's like bondage, like dominance,
Speaker 1: you know, like submission stuff like that, you know, yeah, yeah, anyway, uh.
Speaker 1: Benciaga suggested that the images displayed in its name didn't
Speaker 1: have company approval and threatened legal action against any content
Speaker 1: creators behind the ad campaign. They said, we strongly condemn
Speaker 1: abuse of children in any form, we stand for children's
Speaker 1: safety and well being. Kim Kardashian, meanwhile, who is an
Speaker 1: ambassador for Bulan Thiaga, says she is reevaluating her work
Speaker 1: relationship with them. Kim tweeted quote, the safety of children
Speaker 1: must be held with the highest regard, and any attempts
Speaker 1: to normalize child abuse of any kind should have no
Speaker 1: place in our society period. I appreciate saying they didn't
Speaker 1: do that. There's somebody, yeah, the set designer, and um,
Speaker 1: that's who they're saying. The people that were behind the
Speaker 1: ad campaign, the creators of the ad campaign exactly, exactly,
Speaker 1: Steve you stupid, you can't do that. Yeah, and that's
Speaker 1: who will look at designs who work at these design houses.
Speaker 1: They ain't got no sensibility. Who are stupid? Food set
Speaker 1: up there and saw these series of pictures and went
Speaker 1: yeah because somebody released the pictures. Yeah yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 1: saw just bowsome damn Valencia too. God. Yeah. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: don't hope they have get d Tailor Bears out of
Speaker 1: here because I shouldn't want to wear that ship. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He can't sexualize children and yeah at all. And they
Speaker 1: got to learn from that. They have to learn from
Speaker 1: that stupid people in Yeah, parents were outage. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was too far, absolutely, way too far. Yeah, absolutely yeah.
Speaker 1: And other entertainment news, Former Real Housewives of Atlanta star
Speaker 1: Porsche Williams is married. Congratulations, Porsche. She and her man
Speaker 1: Simon Gobatia had two wedding ceremonies, one honoring his Nigerian
Speaker 1: culture and another American ceremony, both in Atlanta. The first
Speaker 1: wedding was that the Four Seasons Atlanta and a Nigerian
Speaker 1: Native Law and custom ceremony, and the second ceremony was
Speaker 1: at a Methodist church with an all star guest list
Speaker 1: including housewives and former housewives and any Leaks was there,
Speaker 1: Candy Birds, Drew Sadara Sidora, Cynthia Bailey, other celebrities, and
Speaker 1: and Steve. Carly was there, Carly, your daughter, Carly and
Speaker 1: her husband Ben were there. They were in attendance. Well
Speaker 1: she looked beautiful. Yeah, so yeah, was a boy. She
Speaker 1: was born. Brandy was born first, Carly was born second.
Speaker 1: When Carly came out, they told me Carly was a boy.
Speaker 1: Oh so you thought you had a girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I could have shut the water holes off after that
Speaker 1: if I had knew that, if I had a boy
Speaker 1: and a girl just it just all went down here
Speaker 1: after that, try to try to try to try to try.
Speaker 1: Somebody need to start her calling this out a little
Speaker 1: bit better than this. Yeah, this two girls. Lord, I
Speaker 1: got to go again. That is true. I tell you
Speaker 1: all the time, and I'll tell my kids that all
Speaker 1: my kids was accident. I didn't plan on none of
Speaker 1: my kids, not now. Every last one of them was
Speaker 1: an announcement made to me, and I had to pull
Speaker 1: myself together. You are a mess, sir, every last one
Speaker 1: of them. Well, you can look for their wedding pictures
Speaker 1: featured in People magazine. Porsche and Simon, congratulations to them.
Speaker 1: Speaking of weddings, that's great. It take you a moment
Speaker 1: to gather yourself. Okay, all right, this is crazy. Speaking
Speaker 1: of weddings, Little Kim has requested that Tony Braxton sing
Speaker 1: at her future wedding, but the song she has in
Speaker 1: mind isn't fitting for the occasion. Tony made an appearance
Speaker 1: on Jennifer Hudson's talk show and revealed that Queen Bee
Speaker 1: requested her to sing You Mean the World to Me,
Speaker 1: which is about a lying significant other. So Tony said yes.
Speaker 1: Tony said She came up to me one day. She says,
Speaker 1: Tony girl, I love you. When I get married, I
Speaker 1: want you to sing at my wedding. And Tony said, Kimmy,
Speaker 1: you don't want me to sing. I don't have any
Speaker 1: happy love songs. Nevertheless, Kim didn't care about the lyrics
Speaker 1: and told Tony girl, can't nobody understand what you say?
Speaker 1: Just sing the song. Oh, sing the song. I go
Speaker 1: to the weddend up be cont hall I I was
Speaker 1: standing next to at the party one time. She said, Steve,
Speaker 1: how you know? I say, hey, China, You said China.
Speaker 1: Then she spoke again. I say hey, m see like
Speaker 1: I got it wrong. Then I just try to know
Speaker 1: that wasn't wasn't even close. I was just now. I
Speaker 1: say hey Fox, you Brian, I just female rapper names.
Speaker 1: After a while, final I just said hey queen the
Speaker 1: teeth and just walked. He just walked, trying to bother
Speaker 1: myself as I'm talking to you no more. Yet, Margie
Speaker 1: looked at me and said, Steve, you didn't even know
Speaker 1: who that lady was or standing next hit She said,
Speaker 1: I said, no one. She said that was a little Kim.
Speaker 1: I said, I don't know. I love look killed a
Speaker 1: lot of changes. How didn't know? I was just there? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she said. She kept me down and just said hey, Erica,
Speaker 1: and why I just tried it all? Yeah yeah, and
Speaker 1: I'm going here, well that ain't who it is. But
Speaker 1: you know, since I'm off, thank God with him coming
Speaker 1: up in twenty minutes after the hour, yes, rocking around
Speaker 1: the Christmas tree. Won't talk about it right after this
Speaker 1: you're listening to the show. Well. Kylie Jenner posted a
Speaker 1: picture of her massive two story Christmas tree with the
Speaker 1: caption tis the season we all love Christmas? On the show?
Speaker 1: We all love it and he's doing out of the country.
Speaker 1: Would you say? Two stories? Yeah? Story tree and Steve,
Speaker 1: you know when we think of big trees, we think
Speaker 1: of you, of course, because you always tell us. You
Speaker 1: know what you go through to get your Christmas tree,
Speaker 1: big tree. That's why were you tell us? That's why
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Yeah, when we started the big huh had
Speaker 1: a baby baby number two, See Kylie, that had money.
Speaker 1: Kylie didn't come up like me. I came up through
Speaker 1: the Christmas Tree program. Number My Christmas tree came out
Speaker 1: of a box and he just stuck the branches in
Speaker 1: the hole. And it was aluminum and had a color
Speaker 1: wheel on it. We had broke two of the colors
Speaker 1: on the wheel, so my Christmas tree was just blue
Speaker 1: clear red, clear blue clear red. We didn't get a
Speaker 1: new wheel. Being the same balls every year, I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to broke my favorite ball saying it's Christmas in
Speaker 1: my life. She got herself some money. Now she ha
Speaker 1: got a big treat. Do nobody give a damn unless
Speaker 1: you've been in the Christmas tree begin a program. I
Speaker 1: don't give a damn about you having a two story treat.
Speaker 1: You just got a baby. You just got a baby.
Speaker 1: You ain't even hear the toy yet, all right? Tree? Yeah,
Speaker 1: her baby, listen to me, her baby, so ye don't.
Speaker 1: She ain't got high toys right now. She set her
Speaker 1: toys on top of the couch in the other room
Speaker 1: down the hall. Baby won't even go down there. Has
Speaker 1: the Harvey Tree come in yet? That's what Harvey Tree
Speaker 1: ain't come in yet, man, And we ain't gonna ain't
Speaker 1: gonna do it this year, though? What what? Yeah? Because
Speaker 1: I probably would probably be out the country for Christmas
Speaker 1: overreach though, Man, you pass trees, you feel about the
Speaker 1: Christmas tree. I know, but we probably won't be there
Speaker 1: this year, so we're gonna be out the country. He
Speaker 1: didn't go pass trees. We don't do trees, not do trees.
Speaker 1: I'm just not home and they don't need to spend
Speaker 1: that money. Tree, and we're gonna be there to look
Speaker 1: at it. I ain't said it a long time though.
Speaker 1: You change, man, you change up. Well, you're gonna be
Speaker 1: able to go out the country next year. You just
Speaker 1: can't go this year. Oh I'm going next year. What
Speaker 1: what happened to the Oregon the big tree and to
Speaker 1: order it in a year? White bring it in? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's what happened. We live for this, Yeah, we
Speaker 1: live for this, Steve, I know. All right. Coming up
Speaker 1: at thirty four minutes after the hour, it's Tuesday, we'll
Speaker 1: talk about the Senate and the big runoff election in Georgia.
Speaker 1: Right after this. You must be obedion then you're listening
Speaker 1: to the Stry Morning Show. As a House and Senate
Speaker 1: returned this week from Thanksgiving break, they are grappling with
Speaker 1: the laundry list of priorities, same sex marriage Act, electoral reform,
Speaker 1: military spending, as well as government funding. A current Continuing Resolution,
Speaker 1: a temporary spending bill allowing the federal government to keep
Speaker 1: operating while Congress works on a full year funding bill,
Speaker 1: expires December sixteenth. Now Congress must pass legislation to keep
Speaker 1: the government operating past that date or risk a government shutdown. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: in Georgia, former President yeah, yeah, former President Barack Obama
Speaker 1: will return to Atlanta this coming Thursday to campaign with
Speaker 1: Senator Rafael Warnock and encourage Georgians to catch their ballots
Speaker 1: during the final days of early in person voting for
Speaker 1: the runoff election. So, Steve, why do you think that's
Speaker 1: so important? Well, former president and now President Obama, he
Speaker 1: knows the significance of this election. But he knows also
Speaker 1: really the underlying current of this. He fully understands they
Speaker 1: went and got herschel Walker for this specific purpose. He
Speaker 1: knows he's underqualified, uneducated, unwell spoken country, and he ignorant
Speaker 1: and as no other way to look at it, I've
Speaker 1: tried to go, come on, bro, It's funny because he
Speaker 1: never lets me down, because he proves me right, and
Speaker 1: he all he's consistently stupid. I mean, he don't have
Speaker 1: a bright shining moment. Ever, he ain't said a damn
Speaker 1: thing since he'd been on the campaign trail. Matter of fact,
Speaker 1: I ain't never heard him say nothing. When you play it,
Speaker 1: he said nothing. He said he can't put a sensence together.
Speaker 1: He can't tell a story. He can't even tell a
Speaker 1: vampire story. It's supposed to be a damn joke. He
Speaker 1: can't tell a joke. He don't know if he an
Speaker 1: election on an erection. He can't remember to say nothing, right,
Speaker 1: and then sit there with people on each side of him,
Speaker 1: Lindsey Graham and Ted Crews nodding their head at this fool.
Speaker 1: President Obama is because he knows what they're trying to
Speaker 1: do and how to sabotage. Is the mindset of Georgians
Speaker 1: with this whole thing right here. This dude ain't no
Speaker 1: bit more Republican than nothing. Now food running for office.
Speaker 1: I heard someone say, if if that he's gonna be
Speaker 1: a Walker, will be Trump's running mate? Is that crazy?
Speaker 1: I mean this. The message though, to the Georgia voters
Speaker 1: is they cannot sleep with this on. They cannot sit
Speaker 1: it out. It's too important. It's too important, maybe the
Speaker 1: most important. And Georgia has been here before. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: we are again. Yeah, this will be the third time
Speaker 1: we're voting for Senator War and the reason is close
Speaker 1: this time and in the run off because their voters
Speaker 1: impression methods that they put into places worked. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they worked. It worked. That's why I was so close.
Speaker 1: But now c c see, we got him to the game.
Speaker 1: They really thought he was gonna win, but we got
Speaker 1: him to the game. And now now that we will
Speaker 1: warned everybody, and we're telling you again this vot of
Speaker 1: Suppression Act and policies that they put in place was
Speaker 1: to keep Warnock out of the Senate and to put
Speaker 1: their chosen Negro in place. And I don't need Lindsey
Speaker 1: Graham telling me, as a black person how to feel
Speaker 1: about another black person. You how we law? No, I asked,
Speaker 1: mister white man conservative cannot come on any platform and
Speaker 1: tell me, as an African American, how to view another
Speaker 1: African American, because I could tell you stuff about him.
Speaker 1: And let me tell you something. I could tell you
Speaker 1: stuff about yourself that you won't admit, because I know
Speaker 1: stuff about you, Lindsey Graham, that you will never admit.
Speaker 1: I know how you really are, skip who you portray.
Speaker 1: I know who you really are. So see, I've been
Speaker 1: black sixty five years. I know both sides. I know
Speaker 1: how they are. I know how we are, and he
Speaker 1: ain't nothing to us, and you're not fit to make it.
Speaker 1: We should be ashamed of the way we're treating him, man,
Speaker 1: you are to be ashamedful popping his ass up. Candidate
Speaker 1: this food. All right, we're gonna switch gears here, Steve
Speaker 1: and uh, coming up next, it is the nephew with
Speaker 1: the prank phone call for today. Right after this you're listening,
Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for it today,
Speaker 1: and the subject is I didn't know who he was.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll get into that in just a little bit,
Speaker 1: find out who he was. But right now, the nephew
Speaker 1: is here with today's frank phone call. That's what you
Speaker 1: got for us today. Uh. You know what we got
Speaker 1: somebody snitching and we need to address it. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: flitches get snitches, so buogie slitch. Okay, the name is
Speaker 1: bucket bugget snitching, got dog if you would, let's address
Speaker 1: the issue right here, right now, Steve Harvey, Morning Show, Hello, man,
Speaker 1: I speak to Bucky. Hey, Bugie, this KB. Let me
Speaker 1: ask you something, man, How you get out of jail
Speaker 1: before Marcus got out of jail. How y'all go to
Speaker 1: jail at the same time, but you get out a
Speaker 1: month before him and he's still in there. Hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on? Who is
Speaker 1: this this KB? This Marcus brother? Tell me how you
Speaker 1: get out of jail? But Marcus still in there and
Speaker 1: you've been out over Matt. Now they say no, they
Speaker 1: say you snitching, buggy. That's what's going on. You up
Speaker 1: in there snitching? Hold on, brother, Hold on, you're so slow,
Speaker 1: it down, So it down a little bit. Ain't hold up?
Speaker 1: You know what? I really don't need to be having
Speaker 1: this conversation with you. But you coming at me like this.
Speaker 1: It's called bail. How you how you ask how you
Speaker 1: out on bail? But Mark is still in there? Tell
Speaker 1: me that, buggy man, how you gonna call me with
Speaker 1: you know what? You know what? I ain't saying a
Speaker 1: trip with you, but you now just hold on, let
Speaker 1: me hold on, let me pull those right. All I
Speaker 1: know is they the one saying you're the one that
Speaker 1: snitched on my brother and that's why he's still in there.
Speaker 1: And you wat. I don't know where you're getting this,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna tell you what. I had to go
Speaker 1: to work. I need to get out of there. But
Speaker 1: you ain't. You ain't hearing me. I went to jail too, Booky,
Speaker 1: you're gonna mess around to get your asks. What for snitching? Man,
Speaker 1: because that's what you've put out there doing. Man? What
Speaker 1: because you're talking about you've been out there snitching. That's
Speaker 1: why you out in. My brother Marcus is still in there.
Speaker 1: You know what. You know what it's called. Damn, that's
Speaker 1: what it's cars called. Bell I happen to go to work.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're tripping on. All I'm tripping
Speaker 1: on is that the fact that you're out and my
Speaker 1: brother ain't out. He's still in there. Dog, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you something. I'm looking for you, buggy, you hear me.
Speaker 1: I'm looking for you, man, But you but you know
Speaker 1: you know where I'm at. You know where? You know what?
Speaker 1: Since you since you run around here like a little
Speaker 1: like he is, Let me tell you what happened. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you where. All I want to do is
Speaker 1: go get me the bill. I'm jump in the car
Speaker 1: and then I'll setting your mama some cigarettes. Why are
Speaker 1: you coming at me like that? Okay, I'm coming the
Speaker 1: car with him, and then sir plays up one out
Speaker 1: for him. Now don't put that out. We just calling
Speaker 1: around the corner. But now he goes he stopped putting
Speaker 1: it out in the car. He throwing stop the one,
Speaker 1: and now we get bought over. Tell yeah, I jumped
Speaker 1: out the car telling it lost. I don't gouts know
Speaker 1: with this. Who was smoking? You are? Marcus? I don't
Speaker 1: even smoke. I had to go to work. I gotta work.
Speaker 1: I can't deal with that. I told them dudes to
Speaker 1: put it out. Damn it, lord Port they searching, damn call,
Speaker 1: How the hell you gonna be riding like that? And Lord,
Speaker 1: poor you on with snap pop up in the trunk.
Speaker 1: You gotta think as speaking bucks there back there with
Speaker 1: no damn wires on out of hell? You figure I'm
Speaker 1: a snitch. You don't take no there what scientist know
Speaker 1: you got back there? He yeah, got there. Man, I'm
Speaker 1: at me and this drinking water out of told it.
Speaker 1: Then they don't come at me that like that. You
Speaker 1: you won't come in you know exactly where I met.
Speaker 1: So just because they got you up in the drinking
Speaker 1: water out of tought it. You're gonna come up and
Speaker 1: start snitching on everybody, you know what? You I had
Speaker 1: to go to work. Hell, hell, I use all my
Speaker 1: damn mond trying to get out of there on some
Speaker 1: Oh this came bel But you got to go to work.
Speaker 1: That can't be a but you got to have some
Speaker 1: heart somewhere. Dont coming at me like that. I was
Speaker 1: just going to the store. Can I say you, man,
Speaker 1: I want to look you know what you can't say.
Speaker 1: Let me let me change, let me get you. Shoot
Speaker 1: you something. Since you're gonna be the middle man, let
Speaker 1: me shoot you a thing or two. Dad, tell your
Speaker 1: brothers just don't drop the soap. No, he ain't gonna
Speaker 1: drop the soap. I'm gonna I'm gonna my brother. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: listen to me. No, no, I'm gonna tell you dog,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell you this, but you gotta tell
Speaker 1: me what you got to tell me. I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: your boss everything about you, and then you're gonna lose
Speaker 1: your little damn job. Oh no, it can't be. You
Speaker 1: can do you know what what you stuttered? What you stuttering? Fuck?
Speaker 1: I can't believe you calling me with no strike this
Speaker 1: just lose my no, don't call me no more. Come
Speaker 1: behind it. Let me say something to you right now, Booging.
Speaker 1: What you got to say this, Nephew timing from the
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked, Boogerd do
Speaker 1: me like that? Dog? You know this this ain't nothing.
Speaker 1: Play with this, ain't this ain't nothing. Really play with it?
Speaker 1: All right, buggy man, I'm sorry, You're okay? Buy no,
Speaker 1: I am dog. You know what I listened to you. Man.
Speaker 1: You are supposed to do no bro like that. Now
Speaker 1: we supposed to be real. You won't do me like that? Man,
Speaker 1: I put I put this dude on blast. Amen. Look
Speaker 1: at your boy, Shannon, he said he your best friend,
Speaker 1: Shannon is the one that put me up to this dog.
Speaker 1: May you know? Is that your boy? That your best
Speaker 1: friend Saton may Man? While y'all do me like this,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna take cash. I got him, may y'all.
Speaker 1: I just know. Hey, let me ask you this, what
Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land? Oh man,
Speaker 1: the steam Harming Morning Show? Did I get you? Did
Speaker 1: I get you? Hey? You know what you got that boy?
Speaker 1: You got. You got a whole bunch of people. You
Speaker 1: That's why. But now you want I'm I don't want
Speaker 1: to brag. I really don't. I'm you know what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do better today, I'm not. I'm not gonna sit
Speaker 1: here and talk about being the greatest prankster of all time.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do it, Caroline, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna do it. Greenville, North Carolina. The Nephew is
Speaker 1: coming to Greenville Convention Center Thursday d some of the
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Speaker 1: cut for twenty twenty three. It's Streeport, Louisiana that will
Speaker 1: be mL K Weekend best stocking stuff where you can
Speaker 1: give Sunday, January fifteenth. I will not be at work
Speaker 1: on Monday, January sixteenth because that is mL K holiday
Speaker 1: and I will not be working on that Monday. You
Speaker 1: can go to all ticket Master outlets if you and
Speaker 1: street Streeport anywhere around the way East Texas. You hear me,
Speaker 1: the Nephew was coming the street Port once again. That
Speaker 1: is the street Port Municipal Auditorium. All right, So Greenville,
Speaker 1: that's a December Thursday, December twenty second. And then in
Speaker 1: the new year, my first stop the street Port, Louisiana.
Speaker 1: Streetport Municipal Auditorium. Go to all ticket Master outlets and you,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I can't help you. Go to all ticket
Speaker 1: Master outlets and uh, let him tell you something. I
Speaker 1: did that prank right there. I don't give a damn
Speaker 1: what y'all say. You call it what you want to
Speaker 1: call them? What what if? I ain't got no praise
Speaker 1: prankers up in here, I gotta praise myself. I did that.
Speaker 1: You do it anyway if you do it with us?
Speaker 1: All right. He couldn't take the d but I come
Speaker 1: to praise his name. So now I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: take nothing from the Lord. Of course, I'm not here. Careful, careful, careful.
Speaker 1: I would never do that. I'm let me let me
Speaker 1: stop you right now. You've been bought through some major stuff.
Speaker 1: Be here. What you don't need, you don't need to redo.
Speaker 1: You're gonna shut your damn mouth right here. God, No,
Speaker 1: I'm pranking, But what I mean, Okay, Okay, your voice
Speaker 1: sound that strong. Now you look like a hundred percent
Speaker 1: back round. Okay, you're having to put some saff on
Speaker 1: your nick and stuff. Whatever. Thank you my father up
Speaker 1: him taking care of me and getting me through an incredible, incredible,
Speaker 1: you hard time. So thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: See how much better being there for her. I'm surely
Speaker 1: go to the break for he sweet praise the Lord.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is a Strawberry letter for today.
Speaker 1: The subject is I didn't know who he was. We'll
Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to the
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now for today's
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Speaker 1: What a coming back, all right? Subject I didn't know
Speaker 1: who he was? Okay, just Stephen Shirley. I am a
Speaker 1: married woman with five children and I had a very
Speaker 1: interesting Halloween night. We were invited to a costume party
Speaker 1: at a friend's house, so I dressed up in a
Speaker 1: red devil costume. My husband dressed up as Zoro. We
Speaker 1: took four shots before we left home, and I was
Speaker 1: so frazzled i forgot my glasses. I knew my husband
Speaker 1: was freaking before we got married, and he has asked
Speaker 1: me for threesomes a lot lately. He said he'd let
Speaker 1: me be with another man while he watched. I told
Speaker 1: him I'll pass. He told me to keep an open
Speaker 1: mind about the party because the hosts were wild and free.
Speaker 1: I could barely see all of the guests, but I
Speaker 1: did see there were a few men dressed up like
Speaker 1: Zoro or something similar. By midnight, I had more drinks
Speaker 1: and I was in the powder room trying to get
Speaker 1: myself together. The door was slightly cracked and I saw
Speaker 1: a hand slide in and turned the light off. It
Speaker 1: was a funny male voice saying he was going to
Speaker 1: rock my world. And the man was dressed like Zoro,
Speaker 1: so I thought it was my husband at first. He
Speaker 1: made me lie down on the floor and got really freaky. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he laid me down on the floor, and he laid
Speaker 1: me on the floor and got really freaky. The whole
Speaker 1: experience was off the charts, and I knew it was
Speaker 1: not my husband, but I didn't stop him. When it
Speaker 1: was over, the man passed out on the floor. I
Speaker 1: turned on the bathroom light and my husband was standing
Speaker 1: there taking it all in. I frantically started lying, and
Speaker 1: I told my husband I thought it was him. My
Speaker 1: husband swears that I knew who I was having sex with,
Speaker 1: but I don't know that man. That was last month
Speaker 1: and he has not touched me since then. He told
Speaker 1: me that he has been having sex with people he
Speaker 1: doesn't know too. I think my husband set me up
Speaker 1: so he can do whatever he wants to do. Am
Speaker 1: I right or wrong? Who's right or wrong? That's your question.
Speaker 1: There's no right in any of this. And you already
Speaker 1: know that all of this is wrong. I mean, first
Speaker 1: of all, you had to know that something might go
Speaker 1: down at this party. Your husband warned you beforehand that
Speaker 1: it could get a little crazy. He said that people
Speaker 1: were wild. He said that he knew and probably wanted
Speaker 1: something to go down. So do I think he set
Speaker 1: you up? Yes? Didn't you say he told you that
Speaker 1: he wanted to watch you. Yes, So how is it
Speaker 1: that he just miraculously showed up immediately after the other
Speaker 1: Zoro passed out? He was right there all the time.
Speaker 1: You said it in your letter. Now he's mad. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's mad, and I think it's because you enjoyed it
Speaker 1: too much and he was there, he saw it. Because
Speaker 1: people might say that they want to see their mates
Speaker 1: being intimate, you know, with other men and women while
Speaker 1: they watch and all of that, but until they actually
Speaker 1: see their husbands or see their wives doing it with
Speaker 1: someone else, they really don't know how they'll feel about
Speaker 1: that situation. That stuff is just nothing to play with,
Speaker 1: as you see now, because you're man hasn't touched you
Speaker 1: in a month, and he's been just doing random stuff.
Speaker 1: Like he said, he's just been having sex with people
Speaker 1: he doesn't know. You know, this stuff is nothing to
Speaker 1: play with. Your marriage is ruined now, you know the
Speaker 1: trust is broken. Your lies about thinking you know the
Speaker 1: man was your husband didn't work with your husband, because
Speaker 1: now your husband is feeling justified in his cheating. You
Speaker 1: just you know, gave him permission more or less. That's
Speaker 1: the way he took it. Anyway, after he saw you
Speaker 1: do what you did. You got played in all of this.
Speaker 1: You got played Steve Well. I don't know who he was.
Speaker 1: I didn't know who he was. This title letter. I
Speaker 1: don't care about this letter. I really don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you want me and surely to do.
Speaker 1: You're not asking for advice. You want to know where
Speaker 1: you're wrong in all this shit? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: This whole thing is wrong. You're mad with five kids.
Speaker 1: You had an interest in Halloween night, went to a
Speaker 1: costume party. Your husband was zero, you as a devil.
Speaker 1: You took some four shots for y'all left the house.
Speaker 1: You forgot your glasses. So now what you're trying to
Speaker 1: set us up for is you didn't have your glasses,
Speaker 1: so now you can't see good. That's what you're trying
Speaker 1: to say. Lady. Anyway, your husband was freaking before y'all
Speaker 1: got married. He asked me for a threesome A lot, lady,
Speaker 1: he said, he let you be with another man while
Speaker 1: he watched. First of all, y'all marriage is shot anyway.
Speaker 1: Ain't no real husband fitting to watch another man do
Speaker 1: his wife. I don't care what you say. Anybody let
Speaker 1: you do that does not love you. That's that's my opinion.
Speaker 1: That's just you know, y'all can thanking another way if
Speaker 1: you want to out there. But any man that will
Speaker 1: allow another man on his wife while he watching, he'll
Speaker 1: give a damn about you. We're just a piece of
Speaker 1: meeting a piece of property right there. So you don't
Speaker 1: have a madge. Okay, you told him you are pass.
Speaker 1: He told me keep an open mind. At the party
Speaker 1: because the host they wild and free. I could barely
Speaker 1: see all the guests here, and now I see you lying.
Speaker 1: I could barely see all the guests. She trying to
Speaker 1: use that because she forgot her glasses. That's a lie.
Speaker 1: It was a costume party. They had on costumes anyway,
Speaker 1: But I did see what There were a few men
Speaker 1: dressed up like Zoro or something similar. By midnight, I
Speaker 1: had some more drinks. You know already took folk shots.
Speaker 1: I was in the powder room trying to get yourself together.
Speaker 1: The door was slightly cracked. I saw his hand slide
Speaker 1: in and turn off the light. It was a funny
Speaker 1: male voice saying he was going to rock my world.
Speaker 1: And the man was dressed like Zoro green hair. Well
Speaker 1: that wasn't your husband? Yeah, all right, listen. We'll have
Speaker 1: two of Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes
Speaker 1: after the hour. The subject of today's Aberry letter is
Speaker 1: I didn't know who he was. We'll get back into
Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening, all right, Come on, Steve.
Speaker 1: Let's recap today Strawberry letter. The subject is, I didn't
Speaker 1: know who he was. This ignorant mass. This woman got
Speaker 1: five kids married to this freaky man. They go to
Speaker 1: a costume party at a friend's house. Her husband dressed
Speaker 1: like Zoro, she dressed like a red devil costume. They
Speaker 1: had some folk shots. Where they left the house. She
Speaker 1: was so frazzled she forgot her glass. That's to make
Speaker 1: us think she can't see good. Uh? And then he, Yo,
Speaker 1: my man was real freaky. She knew that before. She
Speaker 1: had been asking for threesomes a lot lately. He said
Speaker 1: he let her be with another man while he watched it.
Speaker 1: I told him my past, if a man will let
Speaker 1: another man on his wife while he watching, he don't
Speaker 1: care nothing about that woman, period at all. He don't
Speaker 1: care nothing about that woman, period. You're a piece of
Speaker 1: property or slabing me that's all. He don't give a
Speaker 1: damn about you. So you told him you passed. He
Speaker 1: told you to keep open mind at the party because
Speaker 1: the host was wild and free. I could barely see
Speaker 1: all against that because she ain't got a glass and
Speaker 1: she would drunk. But I did see that were a
Speaker 1: few men dressed up like Zoro or something similar. By midnight,
Speaker 1: I had some more drinks. I was in the powder
Speaker 1: room trying to get myself together. Then door was cracked.
Speaker 1: I saw a hand slide in and turn off the like.
Speaker 1: Now for a woman that ain't got no glasses, I
Speaker 1: can't see good. Come on, come on, you show ain't
Speaker 1: missing nothing. You saw her hand slide in the crack
Speaker 1: of the door and turn the light off. And we
Speaker 1: don't go in the bathroom without closing the door. Who
Speaker 1: do that? It was a funny male voice saying he
Speaker 1: was gonna rock my world. And the man was dressed
Speaker 1: like Zoro, so I thought it was my husband at first.
Speaker 1: You just a damn lie, You just a damn lie.
Speaker 1: You ain't married to no man, got no five kids
Speaker 1: with him, and don't know his damn voice. Teach field mannerisms.
Speaker 1: All that lady missed me saying he was gonna dressed
Speaker 1: like zero, So I thought it was my husband at first.
Speaker 1: He laid me on the floor when he grabbed you.
Speaker 1: You knew that wasn't your husband. You know your man's
Speaker 1: hands touch and it got really freaking. The whole experience
Speaker 1: was off the chart, and I knew it was not
Speaker 1: my husband. Hell yeah, because your husband don't do off
Speaker 1: the chart stuff. But the other zoo this was you
Speaker 1: was with zero plus works plus Amazon plus, you was
Speaker 1: at Hulu plus, you had zero plus. I knew it
Speaker 1: wasn't my husband. He was just in there jack clowness.
Speaker 1: He was who girl, But I did not stop him.
Speaker 1: When it was over, the man passed out on the
Speaker 1: floor he could went to sleep. Being in baths, I
Speaker 1: turned on the bathroom light and my husband was standing
Speaker 1: there taking it all in. Wait a minute, wait a minute, now,
Speaker 1: how big was this powder room? How your husband in
Speaker 1: the room and you don't know it? Now? You didn't
Speaker 1: stood over, got your way over with your blind ass,
Speaker 1: then stood up in the dog with your blind ass,
Speaker 1: found the lights with and cut it on. And now
Speaker 1: your husband standing there. You didn't see the shadow in
Speaker 1: the doorway. I frantically started lying I told my husband
Speaker 1: I thought it was him. My husband swears I knew
Speaker 1: who I was having sex with another man, but I
Speaker 1: didn't know that man. Lady, he right. That was the
Speaker 1: last month that he has not touched me since he
Speaker 1: told me he'd been having sex with people he don't know.
Speaker 1: He he don't know too. I my husband setting me
Speaker 1: up so he can do whatever he wants to do.
Speaker 1: Your husband been doing what he wanted to do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he didn't divorce you. He didn't tell you he was
Speaker 1: disgusting with you. He just told you. Now, I'm sleeping
Speaker 1: with women. He don't care about you. I'm sleeping with
Speaker 1: women I don't know too. Wow, you want me to
Speaker 1: bring something to the house and you join in? Or
Speaker 1: what piece of meat, slab or woman? Am I right
Speaker 1: or wrong? Are you right about what I think? My
Speaker 1: husband setting me up? You know good in hair? Well?
Speaker 1: That wasn't your husband. Can't nobody set you up like that?
Speaker 1: You're a woman. A woman don't get set up like that.
Speaker 1: He just gave his wife away. Not easily aroused, y'all.
Speaker 1: Ain't y'all ain't y'all don't do stuff like that without
Speaker 1: thinking about it. Y'all know zooro, I'm gonna do something
Speaker 1: freaking that. You laid you on the floor. You went
Speaker 1: there like your husband, followed instruction. You kept open mind
Speaker 1: because the owner's other all the kind of while, so
Speaker 1: you just kept open mine. Zoro came in with the
Speaker 1: funny voice. Probably came in sound like, Kia, are you
Speaker 1: in junior? Yeah, I've been laying out and you got
Speaker 1: you the head some kind of ignorant. Does not sound
Speaker 1: like that. But he was in there working though the
Speaker 1: man day was a big Kate Kate was in there working,
Speaker 1: real name kill but he Zoro. He called in Kate,
Speaker 1: Kate shout for Zeke. Alright like that? All right, post
Speaker 1: your coloring? Do you like the dunk on Today's Strawberry
Speaker 1: Letter at Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook, and
Speaker 1: check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. Please now
Speaker 1: coming up in forty six minutes after the hour. Right
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the String Show. All right,
Speaker 1: it is time now, ladies and gentlemen, for junior and
Speaker 1: sports talk. What you got junior? Oh, it's official now
Speaker 1: it is a ficial now on the Shaun Watson's now
Speaker 1: fishing on the Cleveland Browns fifty three man roster. He
Speaker 1: is slated to start Sunday against the Houston Texas. But no,
Speaker 1: this is his first game back. Oh, I thought he'd
Speaker 1: been playing. Huh No, no, no, the football game. I'm
Speaker 1: watching soccke cricket. Yeah. Man, so it's congratulations Sean. He'd
Speaker 1: be back on Sunday. Man, he's back in there. Answer,
Speaker 1: y'all might have a chance now that when you went
Speaker 1: on out, I went on out now, Okay, yeah, y'all
Speaker 1: better keep out on and he coming to Houston. He
Speaker 1: might want him as side. While I bet to the
Speaker 1: Browns training room ain't got a table in there. I
Speaker 1: bet she ain't got one of the miss standing up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we ain't got nothing in here for you but ice
Speaker 1: bath and your ice baths with all the linemen. That's
Speaker 1: training room. But the lights. Oh man. Also man, uh,
Speaker 1: it's been reported that coach Prime Man J Has been
Speaker 1: seeded offer to be the coach for Colorado University. We
Speaker 1: hope he don't take that job. Man, I wish he'd
Speaker 1: stay in the swack. Man. They're eleven and oh they're
Speaker 1: in the Championshi. Your game playing Southern on Saturday. Man,
Speaker 1: So Prime please state how must offer no, Man, But
Speaker 1: you know, if he ain't swack, who is swack? But see,
Speaker 1: y'all here's too I'm open to it. Man Prime is
Speaker 1: a smart guy and he'll do what's best for him
Speaker 1: and his family. And in sports in general. I just
Speaker 1: wish that these programs would take better care of the
Speaker 1: coaches they do have, because all these coaches, Man Eddie
Speaker 1: George over in East Tennessee, all the boys down at Graham,
Speaker 1: and all these black coaches in the Swack and all
Speaker 1: this here. Man, we gotta take better care of these
Speaker 1: programs and these athletes. But the problem is we don't
Speaker 1: have enough funding going to them schools. But they can
Speaker 1: have adequate facility. That's what the problem is. Man, were
Speaker 1: proud of what he has done for the squack door.
Speaker 1: He's brought a lot of tender to HBCU football. And
Speaker 1: that's come on. Game dating been down there, Ya got
Speaker 1: games on TV? Now? Yeah, thank you, Pan, thank you
Speaker 1: many decision over there. I coach Jackson for him, And
Speaker 1: you know, there's all they got do is just pay
Speaker 1: me what family few pay me there all right, thank you,
Speaker 1: j And you're coming up at the top of the hour.
Speaker 1: Guy on social football, but I'm a hell of a
Speaker 1: motivated over A guy needs some advice from Facebook about
Speaker 1: his boss's wife. Right after this, you're listening to morning show,
Speaker 1: all right, so Steve, this is from Sean on Facebook.
Speaker 1: Now listen to this. Sean writes, a few months ago,
Speaker 1: I was hanging out at a bar when this fine
Speaker 1: woman started talking to me. I was recently out of
Speaker 1: a breakup, and we're just talking and getting our drink on. Anyway,
Speaker 1: the conversation was flirting and a suggestive attempt to change
Speaker 1: my mind on the parking lot ronde she was proposing.
Speaker 1: Fast forward to now, I just got a nice job
Speaker 1: at a new tech company and things have been promising
Speaker 1: until I walked into my new boss's office for a
Speaker 1: get to know you session and saw the pictures on
Speaker 1: his desk. That fine woman is his wife. He's now
Speaker 1: telling me how fun his Christmas party always is and
Speaker 1: that I have to be there. But I'm thinking that
Speaker 1: that's the last place I want to be. Nothing happened,
Speaker 1: and I can sure keep a secret. But this is awkward.
Speaker 1: Uncle Steve. Any suggestions, well, he didn't say it. You
Speaker 1: gotta be at the party, You gotta go see listen
Speaker 1: to me. Man, you don't know this information, well, let
Speaker 1: me put it to you this way. Your boss doesn't
Speaker 1: know that you have this information. So you're just going
Speaker 1: over to his Christmas party as requested. So when you
Speaker 1: get there, just be as surprised as she is. Why
Speaker 1: should he do it? Like? Say it? Like? What when
Speaker 1: you go to walk in and go Harold, glad you
Speaker 1: could make another party. This is my wife? Uh? What's
Speaker 1: her good name? Tamika? Tamka? This is this is h
Speaker 1: Harold Man. Wow, nice to meet you, Tamika, my Harold.
Speaker 1: And she gonna downplay it too because she ain't trying
Speaker 1: to mess her life up. Hear what you cannot do? Harold?
Speaker 1: This is my wife, Tamika? Yeah, you again? How do
Speaker 1: you know? You know? I don't even know that ain't
Speaker 1: even my normal drink. You know what I'm saying? Man,
Speaker 1: your boss standing there looking you can go over to
Speaker 1: the party. You don't. You didn't go in the office,
Speaker 1: you didn't see her picture. You don't know she exists,
Speaker 1: and in your world she doesn't exist. Don't not go
Speaker 1: to the Christmas party because he said you have to come.
Speaker 1: If you don't come, that'll look crazy. Just go to
Speaker 1: the party. Man, act normal, trust and believe. She ain't
Speaker 1: gonna let on nothing. She asked, I ask you, Oh no,
Speaker 1: she gonna be Oh look women women slick his hell
Speaker 1: y'all waist slicker than men. She acts like she never
Speaker 1: seen you a day in her life. But now let
Speaker 1: me explain something to you. Don't get crispy player, don't
Speaker 1: like you know, take her number, say something to on
Speaker 1: the side, ease over to it with the drink. Ain't
Speaker 1: gonna happening. And how you're doing I didn't notice? Oh
Speaker 1: so you hear huh? No, No, no, don't get crispy.
Speaker 1: Stay like a wet corn frake. Just sit your ass
Speaker 1: in that corner. Be limp. I ain't never heard crispy.
Speaker 1: Don't go acting crispy. Yeah, don't go back and crisp
Speaker 1: me like you just the frosted flakes. Ask you just
Speaker 1: a regular corn flake with tap water on it. Go
Speaker 1: over there to nobody? Want you sit over there like
Speaker 1: a wet corn flake, all in here like you cap'n crunch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what does she say? Let me let me let me
Speaker 1: talk to you in the in the in the study.
Speaker 1: What does she say, No, we ain't going to no,
Speaker 1: damn study. He just got this good ass job. You're
Speaker 1: gonna end it that night going no, damn study. No,
Speaker 1: I can't do that. I'm sorry. No disrespect. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be disrespectful. That'll maker want you more. But
Speaker 1: just going, hey, no, no disrespect. Yeah, excuse yourself from
Speaker 1: the party. You're not really well. Yeah. Now a matter
Speaker 1: of fact, when you say good night to your boss,
Speaker 1: put that wind in your jaws. You know, you put
Speaker 1: that wind in your jaw. That's that. I'm fin the
Speaker 1: vomit as wind, right, everybody, not tonighthall. Lord. We'll have
Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up in
Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this you're listening
Speaker 1: to show. Dictionary maker Mirriam Webster has identified its word
Speaker 1: of the year for twenty twenty two. Anyone have any
Speaker 1: idea what the word might be? Vaccine? That's a good guess.
Speaker 1: But no, that's not it, Junior. You got anything RSV
Speaker 1: like you know, respiratory or something. Uh uh no, it's
Speaker 1: just a new word for Webster's dictionary. The word of
Speaker 1: the year. You got anything gas lighting? The word is
Speaker 1: gas lighting? Uh yeah. The dictionary says that lookups for
Speaker 1: that word gaslighting on its website increased one seven hundred
Speaker 1: and forty percent this year. The Dictionary defines gaslighting as
Speaker 1: the psychological manipulation of a person, usually over an extended
Speaker 1: period of time, that causes a victim to question the
Speaker 1: validity of their own thoughts, perception of reality, or memories,
Speaker 1: and typically leads to confusion, loss of confidence and self esteem,
Speaker 1: uncertainty of one's emotional or mental stability, and a dependency
Speaker 1: on the perpetrator. Wow, that a gaslight. That's blackmail. An
Speaker 1: example of gaslighting is like when a cheater, someone that's
Speaker 1: cheated on you says, I'm not cheating, You're just paranoid.
Speaker 1: You know. It's a way to deflect the blame. In
Speaker 1: other words, we've been doing that, yes, but now you
Speaker 1: have a word for it name. All right, coming up
Speaker 1: at thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play a
Speaker 1: round of would you rather? Right after this, you're listening
Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it is
Speaker 1: time for another round of would you rather? Would you
Speaker 1: rather wrap Christmas presents for a total of eight hours,
Speaker 1: for just eight hours straight? Or would you rather help
Speaker 1: children take pictures with Santa at the mall. M pictures
Speaker 1: with Santa. Yeah, we're gonna get some jokes out of that.
Speaker 1: I'm here with that. Yeah, after about two hours, you
Speaker 1: might will not even try to open my gift. Ain't
Speaker 1: gonna be my package, would take I'm gonna lose interesting
Speaker 1: this so fast you're gonna be able to see what's
Speaker 1: in your box without opening. And another, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: have a Christmas paper on top? All right? Would would
Speaker 1: you rather receive one big Christmas present or receive ten
Speaker 1: small presents? One big one or ten small ones? One
Speaker 1: big one? No little bag, got little socks and no
Speaker 1: damn underwear? A car answering here trying to act surprise.
Speaker 1: I don't get a surprised and my kids give me
Speaker 1: ragged ass gifts. No more, I don't even act surprised.
Speaker 1: I'll just be looking at it like all I do
Speaker 1: say thank you at least all right? Would you rather
Speaker 1: grows Sanders Santa's beard, his beard or would you rather
Speaker 1: have Sanna's belly? Which one beard or belly? That's a
Speaker 1: lot of beard, Yeah, a lot of hell on your face.
Speaker 1: Huh damn damn, don't got both of them? What you
Speaker 1: keep on going nowhe hell, I don't get both damn
Speaker 1: in a minute? You mean give me a year? Am
Speaker 1: both of you be down at the mall? All right?
Speaker 1: All right? Switching gears, switching gears. Okay. Would you rather
Speaker 1: have a threesome with your partner or would you rather
Speaker 1: just cheat? You can't have cannot have one? Man. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna be explained nothing to her what I was doing.
Speaker 1: What I ain't never seen? Uh, I was asking a
Speaker 1: newly wed. I ain't even gonna open my door. You
Speaker 1: come in like what happened to dog? She back there?
Speaker 1: All these animals, sounds you're making for his ass? What
Speaker 1: is all this here? All right? Would you rather die
Speaker 1: in twenty years with no regrets, no regrets, or would
Speaker 1: you rather die in fifty years with many regrets? You
Speaker 1: mean that damn about no regrets? Yeah? I didn't anyway,
Speaker 1: damn regrets. I take a bunch of more regrets. That's
Speaker 1: today's rounded. Would you rather coming up with forty nine
Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, it's our last break of the day,
Speaker 1: and we'll have some clothing remarks from the one and
Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening to show,
Speaker 1: all right, guys, here we go. This is our last
Speaker 1: break of the day and time for some closing remarks
Speaker 1: from the one and only Steve Harvey. And you know, look,
Speaker 1: as we get closer to this election, we are just
Speaker 1: we are just putting out foot to the gasp alone
Speaker 1: this one. We gotta be in gold motion, y'all, we
Speaker 1: really really do. We cannot set out this election. We
Speaker 1: cannot be passive. We cannot get tired of it. I
Speaker 1: know you voted once and for those of you that
Speaker 1: missed it, here's a chance to get it right. We
Speaker 1: have got to show up in this Georgia election, and
Speaker 1: we have got to stop this charade, this facade of
Speaker 1: herschel Walker. This is rediculous. It makes no sense. How
Speaker 1: dare the Conservative Republican Party go get a person like
Speaker 1: herschel Walker and stick him up against Senator Raphael Warnock.
Speaker 1: How dare you how different of a candidate? Can you
Speaker 1: show us? How different in intellect, in morality, in speech,
Speaker 1: in anything? Can you show us and expect us to
Speaker 1: vote for him? All these ignorant as stories, he'd be
Speaker 1: standing up telling the most embarrassing candidate I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: I have never seen a candidate run for office, be
Speaker 1: more embarrassing them. Except my partner up in Cleveland ran
Speaker 1: for city council that time. That's the only other person
Speaker 1: I got to compare close to this right here, you
Speaker 1: couldn't hear where he couldn't have been no city councilor,
Speaker 1: but at least he was just trying to be city councilor.
Speaker 1: Statim propped up this fool as a candidate for governor.
Speaker 1: And then Lindsey Graham, who don't give a damn about
Speaker 1: black people, who constantly votes on policies that's against us,
Speaker 1: got the nerve to stand up on a television set
Speaker 1: to tell African Americans how we are to be ashamed
Speaker 1: for not supporting herschel Walker and how herschel Walker is
Speaker 1: good for black people? Are you kidding me? You don't
Speaker 1: tell us who's good for us. The audacity of the
Speaker 1: Conservative Party to pull this stunt, and you know, really
Speaker 1: really sickens me about herschel Walker. It's because he has
Speaker 1: never given a coherent speech. He's never made an important statement,
Speaker 1: He's never made a remark that was worth memorizing. He
Speaker 1: hasn't made one valid point. He don't know no damn issues.
Speaker 1: I've never seen anybody. Every time he talked, he's embarrassing
Speaker 1: every time he opened his mouth. He sounds just as
Speaker 1: ignorant as they know he is. That's how they went
Speaker 1: and got him, this dude, just statement after statement, the
Speaker 1: bull story, the vampire story. We are China using our
Speaker 1: good air and we got the bad air. What what
Speaker 1: are you talking about? People don't get nowhere with meticamp.
Speaker 1: They need to start take eating better and then they
Speaker 1: wouldn't have to need your medican. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? You are the saddest excuse I've
Speaker 1: seen for a candidate. But how dare the Conservative Party
Speaker 1: to think this is going to work? We have a
Speaker 1: chance to shut them down. We're gonna stand in lines,
Speaker 1: We're gonna do whatever. Man, you are not gonna take
Speaker 1: Georgia and ram herschel Walker down our throat. And for
Speaker 1: those of you people who are not people of non color,
Speaker 1: come on, man, listen to me, because there are a
Speaker 1: lot of decent people who are not black or Latino
Speaker 1: or purple of color. It's a lot of fine work
Speaker 1: for a lot of fine people out there of all colors.
Speaker 1: I am calling on the fine people of Georgia. You
Speaker 1: really you really, Come on, man, Come on now, seriously, seriously,
Speaker 1: this is who you want to rep present the state
Speaker 1: to Georgia. Have you listened to his speeches? This is
Speaker 1: who you want your children to look up to? Are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? Are you kidding me? You ain't been
Speaker 1: looking up to him? Don't try to start now. You
Speaker 1: wouldn't got him from Texas. He didn't even live in Georgia.
Speaker 1: They just put him my house over here so he
Speaker 1: can have some residents, just long enough so he could run.
Speaker 1: When he lose, he gonna take his ass right back
Speaker 1: to Texas. Watch. Watch. He's not gonna stay in Georgia.
Speaker 1: He don't know nothing about Georgia. He played football here.
Speaker 1: He ain't been back to Georgia since he stayed in
Speaker 1: Texas after he was a Dallas cowboy. Know who this
Speaker 1: guy is? Y'all kidding me? Man? And every time I
Speaker 1: see him he on a t on stage somewhere with
Speaker 1: Ted crew Oh man, who see? You can't even get
Speaker 1: your real top Republicans to stand with him because y'all
Speaker 1: know better all don't want to be seen next to it.
Speaker 1: But TERR Crews will take his cowardly ass over there
Speaker 1: and stand next to anybody, because he's stood next to
Speaker 1: Donald Trump, and after he talked about his daddy and
Speaker 1: his wife, and he stood right there swooping down. He
Speaker 1: would never vote for such a man like that. You
Speaker 1: should have been talking about my wife. Now you're over
Speaker 1: here hugging his man, singing his praise, is introducing him. Y'all,
Speaker 1: come on, man, we got to get to the polls
Speaker 1: in Georgia. We have got to send a clear message
Speaker 1: to the Conservative Party that you can do better than that.
Speaker 1: And for your conservatives, they're listening to the showing the Republicans,
Speaker 1: you know they can do better than that. Don't let
Speaker 1: them put herschel Walker. This is ridiculous. It's ridiculous. He's
Speaker 1: not even bright. In the words of Dave Chapelle, he's
Speaker 1: obviously stupid. I mean students like I just it's ridiculous, man,
Speaker 1: Thank you all for listening. More. Get to the polls
Speaker 1: in Georgia. Man, everybody just listening to my voice, Saint George.
Speaker 1: Let's get to the polls. Sind walks Hurst will walking
Speaker 1: back to text. We got together. We don't want it.
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