Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to sixty five,
Speaker 1: Episode three of Dirty At Least stay production. I'll buy
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Speaker 1: deep dive into america shared consciousness. And it's Thursday, December one.
Speaker 1: It's the most wonderful month of the year. Right, Yeah, Yeah, December,
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Speaker 1: The US top hundred of songs, like they the Christmas
Speaker 1: songs started invading, like not just Mariah, but like there's
Speaker 1: like eight Christmas songs like the Old as Old Ass,
Speaker 1: like Dean Martin Christmas there now in America's Top hundred
Speaker 1: Songs of the day on After You All written by
Speaker 1: Jews everyone that absolutely yeah, some of the best Christmas songs. Also,
Speaker 1: December one is Rosa Park's Day, National Pie Day, Jack
Speaker 1: National Eat a Red Apple Day, a day without Art
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Speaker 1: a Red Apple Day. Yeah, day without Art. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: don't know what that means. That's interesting. I think that
Speaker 1: means we need to throw more soup cans on you know,
Speaker 1: freshness artwork. It's just a day for art haters. It's like,
Speaker 1: because you please just stop it. Oh you know what
Speaker 1: it is annoying. It is a day of action and mourning.
Speaker 1: In response to the aids, christis, oh yeah, that's good
Speaker 1: anytime we try and have fun with these. Look at it.
Speaker 1: It's so dark. Yeah. Other ones, I'm like, what's that?
Speaker 1: And then like Canadian listeners are like, that's actually like
Speaker 1: a a of remembrance for like indigenous chang. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure, for sure, for sure it didn't. We're just
Speaker 1: honoring orange hats. Orange hats are stupid for everyone who
Speaker 1: loves their parents while they were a toddler exactly day
Speaker 1: to a drunk driving accident. Let me just make sure
Speaker 1: that eat a red apple day is okay, good. It
Speaker 1: does mean to eat a red apple, all right. That's
Speaker 1: great advice. And it leads directly into my a K. A.
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Speaker 1: good luck with good luck with that, sir, And I'm
Speaker 1: thrilled to be joined as always by my co host
Speaker 1: Mr Miles Grab Miles Break. It was all a dream.
Speaker 1: I used to read Car Young magazine, shifting visions and
Speaker 1: heavy hands in this punch magazine, punch machine, hanging punches
Speaker 1: in the air. Every evening, I'm attacked, hand fighting in
Speaker 1: the air. I let my mind rock until my dream pop. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you to Aliceaavi DoD talking about Young Young in
Speaker 1: dream Theory and yeah yeah. First, you know when you
Speaker 1: said young talk to him, I thought you met Trey Young. Yes,
Speaker 1: and it was Carl Carl Young. Yeah. Yeah, have you
Speaker 1: met Carl Carl j Hey, Carl June dude has anyway?
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for that. I like one of those one
Speaker 1: of those I don't need. I don't need school. I
Speaker 1: got YouTube, who's like, yeah, man, Carl young dude. Have
Speaker 1: you read any of that? Yeah, you're like, oh, for sure,
Speaker 1: it's what Carl's Jr. Is named after. Carl. Anyways, Miles,
Speaker 1: we are thrilled to be joined in our third seat
Speaker 1: by a very talented journalist, activists, and stand up comedian.
Speaker 1: You know her from Al Jazeera, MSNBC, The Young Turks
Speaker 1: and the podcast Thebituation Room, and from stand up stages
Speaker 1: across this great land. Please welcome the hilarious the Town
Speaker 1: to Francesco. F a k A milk truck just arrived.
Speaker 1: What's up? What are happening? Cotulations? Thank you? Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: just taking a break from nursing to you know, not
Speaker 1: nurse to nurse these hot takes the Nurse America. Big.
Speaker 1: It's so much nursing, guys. It's just like, can you
Speaker 1: believe we were all this fucking helpless? So helpless like
Speaker 1: that is the defining characteristic of humans is as babies.
Speaker 1: We are the most helpless of babies. Yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 1: They're they're like, yeah, it's actually like we come out
Speaker 1: like five months too early and we're just a bump
Speaker 1: of nothing yep, with big old heads and no neck muscles. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just think that there's an alternate universe, you know
Speaker 1: where like, are there aliens on other planets? You know,
Speaker 1: are there other humans? Yeah, there's a planet out there
Speaker 1: where like humans are exactly the same but have no
Speaker 1: neck muscles for their massive heads. We're just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: rugging around and then occasionally, like every week, like a
Speaker 1: few of us die because we just snap our necks.
Speaker 1: We're all just in those big head traction like caeso. Yeah,
Speaker 1: hello hello. A lot of people songs about mobilizing helo,
Speaker 1: mobilizing hey hallo. Yeah. Yeah. The the theory on that
Speaker 1: is that, like we it's good because humans spend extra
Speaker 1: time out and around their family and that like leads
Speaker 1: to like stronger socialization. And you know, sure, but I
Speaker 1: feel like we could have kept the babies in for
Speaker 1: an extra year and they come out like a little
Speaker 1: bit stronger and able to cope and like that, unless
Speaker 1: you can get pregnanty is back in baby, back in there.
Speaker 1: I actually do. I kind of miss having, you know,
Speaker 1: given birth a couple of months ago or seven weeks ago.
Speaker 1: I missed the little kicks. It was very adorable, and
Speaker 1: I missed a little bit of that feeling. But oh
Speaker 1: my god, it got it gets real towards the end
Speaker 1: and yeah, no, yeah, I'll shut the funk up about that.
Speaker 1: But but but it's true that you're like, oh, you
Speaker 1: were so portable before and so much cuter when you weren't,
Speaker 1: you know, food, you know, and all that, and and
Speaker 1: like I would just like wear cute things and be
Speaker 1: like look at my baby bump, and now it's like,
Speaker 1: look at my screaming baby. You want to come over
Speaker 1: for five minutes when the baby's not screaming? Oh wait, no,
Speaker 1: see you next Thursday? Yeah? Do you think to that point? Right? Like,
Speaker 1: was it is that like an evolutionary traite? Like were
Speaker 1: there some babies that came out like wild, strong neck muscles,
Speaker 1: like a little more independent and then like parents like man,
Speaker 1: like funk, that baby is too independent. And then like
Speaker 1: it's just just like floppy babies were the ones that
Speaker 1: got more attention. So then floppy having babies, that trait
Speaker 1: is the one because they were cut It's like munch
Speaker 1: Housen's but like for Homo sapiens where we're like we're gonna, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna make you helpless because you're cute, right, Because
Speaker 1: like I'm just saying like if if it was to
Speaker 1: build stronger social bonds, presumably right, there would be babies
Speaker 1: that could be ignored. You know, I don't know if
Speaker 1: there's not there. I think a big part of it
Speaker 1: is that their massive heads, like Francisse gets talked about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and also we're not fierce enough, so like we need meaning,
Speaker 1: like we can't protect ourselves I think, on our own
Speaker 1: from like the saber tooth tiger. So we gotta like
Speaker 1: be stick together with the fam. Yeah, yeah, because we're
Speaker 1: basically pray without our intellect. Yes, yea thing you know
Speaker 1: to make weapons and ship like that. Because back the
Speaker 1: saber tooth you know what I'm saying, just like have
Speaker 1: just half the year. It's the purge for like prehistoric animals.
Speaker 1: Bring them back they can offer us. We've there is
Speaker 1: common as squirrels like that. Yeah, you know, they've replaced
Speaker 1: the rabbits in Minneapolis with saber tooth tigers. All right, Francise,
Speaker 1: we're going to get to know you a little bit
Speaker 1: better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners
Speaker 1: a couple of the things we're talking about. We're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about why a cab includes whatever the fun these
Speaker 1: robots are in San Francisco. They're scary. We're gonna talk
Speaker 1: about Biden's Christmas decorations and why they're definitely hiding clues
Speaker 1: of Satanism. Before we get to any of that, though, Francesco,
Speaker 1: we like to ask our guests, what is something from
Speaker 1: your search history? Okay, So I have been holding a
Speaker 1: baby a lot, and I'm like, well, this will just
Speaker 1: make my arms naturally like chiseled, and my forearms will
Speaker 1: be strong because I'm a baby. Yeah, not happening and
Speaker 1: not happening fast enough. So I was more just repetitive
Speaker 1: strain injury and like its like tendonitis is happening real fast.
Speaker 1: So I'm I'm looking up forearm workouts and like they're
Speaker 1: pretty easy because you can just stay stay canary. And
Speaker 1: I haven't even done them. I've just looked them up,
Speaker 1: and I think forearms are probably the hottest part of
Speaker 1: well man, I'm straight and like dudes, but but and
Speaker 1: I don't know anyone, maybe I don't know. I've never
Speaker 1: really admired forearms on women, but i think it's just
Speaker 1: like lifting putting her arms. So I'm looking at four
Speaker 1: arm workouts that's looking at you can you could get
Speaker 1: one of those things like tennis players in the eighties
Speaker 1: would use those like a arm brace with like a
Speaker 1: tightening rod and you just flex your wrist and it
Speaker 1: was like it's like a machine that you just kind
Speaker 1: of flex your wrist over for people an imaginary motorcycle.
Speaker 1: I think I just want to be able to lift
Speaker 1: the baby with one hand, Like, oh, I just have
Speaker 1: your ship. Yeah. Wait, so where are you most feeling it?
Speaker 1: You said, like, are you like you get an elbow pain?
Speaker 1: I already have. I have repetitive strain injury from a
Speaker 1: lot of computer use and other bullshit. But yeah, like
Speaker 1: right in by the elbow. Yeah, it's because the head,
Speaker 1: the goddamn head. Yeah, how am I supposed to run
Speaker 1: from the saber tooth with this head? Was like, so, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I've been looking up. Also, I was looking
Speaker 1: up and I feel I looked up Chloe Grace Morritt's
Speaker 1: the actress and like whether or not she was also
Speaker 1: Florence Pew And I don't understand why those are two
Speaker 1: different people. And I think Florence should just like like, um,
Speaker 1: subsume clothed Grace Morris, just like I think Dallas Howard
Speaker 1: should subsume Jessica Chastain, like, I don't think we need
Speaker 1: both of them. There's yeah, speaking of like forearms, we
Speaker 1: should just there should be an arm wrestle. One can survive.
Speaker 1: My money's on pew and oh you got a pew
Speaker 1: and Bryce Dallas Howard in those ones. Yes, face offs. Okay,
Speaker 1: I was actually gonna put money on that Ryce Dallas Howard.
Speaker 1: I just said Dallas Howard because I don't see clearly,
Speaker 1: I don't know actors, and people will be offended them.
Speaker 1: They're very different. And here's why I don't look the same. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're embracing You're embracing the fact that you're a parent.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. This is the true mark
Speaker 1: of a parent. As you start saying actors names wrong,
Speaker 1: Dallas Howard, I've always done that, though I'm the worst
Speaker 1: person in l A because I do not remember anyone's
Speaker 1: name at all. Dude, I'm surprised you're still working. You've
Speaker 1: been sucking up saying Dallas Howard. Well I'm not working,
Speaker 1: as first of all, flappy head of baby good good
Speaker 1: rapper name. You know, there's been a lot of baby renditions,
Speaker 1: but yeah, that is one of my favorite things to
Speaker 1: think about is like when a person who is like
Speaker 1: similar looking just comes through and subsumes, like consumes the
Speaker 1: career of another person. It's just, yeah, there's there was
Speaker 1: just room for that particular face. Like for one act.
Speaker 1: We've talked about it before and I'm completely drawing a
Speaker 1: blank on like which actor it is. But I mean
Speaker 1: there's another one, like when fucking Jenna Fisher got by
Speaker 1: Amy Adams. That's it. Remember when Amy Adams pulled up
Speaker 1: on the office as Katie as like the alternative to Pam.
Speaker 1: People like and even in the show, people were like
Speaker 1: going up to Jenna Fisher's character Pam. They're like, yo,
Speaker 1: check out the new the like the hotter version of
Speaker 1: you that Jim's fucking with. And Yeah, to this day,
Speaker 1: I feel like that was like another thing where they
Speaker 1: both arrived at the same time, and that's part of
Speaker 1: the bit. That's part of the bit. Yeah, But I
Speaker 1: think at that point, Jenna Fisher doing fine. She's like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll get these checks. You go ahead and you funk
Speaker 1: with the aliens and ship like that. I'm gonna just
Speaker 1: sit back and give looks to camera like yeah, pullman
Speaker 1: and Kevin Klein. I guess of both like succeeded by
Speaker 1: while looking somewhat similar. But I think Kevin Klein is
Speaker 1: like not at all. Oh my god, like a a
Speaker 1: square shaped head, and Pullman's like a very strong, oval strong.
Speaker 1: It was totally different. Huh, all right, you can cut that.
Speaker 1: For some reason, I associate them, but they don't. They
Speaker 1: don't have the Yeah, do you remember who we were
Speaker 1: talking about Miles like it was some actor who just
Speaker 1: like came through and ate someone else's career because they Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's similar, But I mean, I can't remember who it is.
Speaker 1: I was just talking about Amy Adams the other day.
Speaker 1: That's why that's the top of my mind. But like
Speaker 1: I remember at the time when Kira Knightley came out there, like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's gonna give Natalie Portman a run for her. There's
Speaker 1: always like things that happened like this. But I feel
Speaker 1: like they're similar, but they're just like one is stretched
Speaker 1: out though one is like taller Natalie Portman, but still
Speaker 1: not as similar as Dallas. Howard writes down about and
Speaker 1: Jessica Chesting and mind do not like Jessica chest And
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, yeah, do not brand room for one red
Speaker 1: haired actress yet this time to thank you Yeah, Florence
Speaker 1: Pugh and Claude Grace maranz Is also is also a
Speaker 1: really good example what is something you think is over it?
Speaker 1: So I don't know because I've never had never seen
Speaker 1: this movie until this week and I still haven't finished
Speaker 1: it because it was so bad. But and everyone will
Speaker 1: have opinions, but love actually is overrated. But I also
Speaker 1: think it's people know that it's bad, so that's part
Speaker 1: of it. But I I even think it's like, at
Speaker 1: what point was it ever? Was it ever good? Like
Speaker 1: did it was? For like two years? People were like,
Speaker 1: this is good, we love it? It actually is Because
Speaker 1: I had the other day right after Thanksgiving, I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I want to watch a harmless, sweet
Speaker 1: rom com? Can I just watch a fucking rom com
Speaker 1: right now? And I was like, love, Actually, I maybe
Speaker 1: it's a good rom com and no, it is the worst.
Speaker 1: And now they're doing like reunions and ship and they're
Speaker 1: you know, Emma Thompson is like, you know, because love
Speaker 1: really does matter, and like love is love, you know,
Speaker 1: and love is in it, and um, all you need
Speaker 1: is love, right, and you're like, you know, this movie
Speaker 1: is crap. Can you all admit this movie is crap.
Speaker 1: It's like littered, it's just a me to landmine and
Speaker 1: just like a corny like speaking of I know you
Speaker 1: plays probably talked about gas lighting being the word of
Speaker 1: the year, like the most gas lady heavy quotations. Love
Speaker 1: stories that are like also all mediocre, Like pick one
Speaker 1: of these mediocre ass fucking stories, perfeably the one with
Speaker 1: the boy, the little kid. I just want to know
Speaker 1: that little kid. That's it. I want to follow that.
Speaker 1: I am fully on board with this take and also
Speaker 1: have had like past guests Daniel O'Brien, who I really respect,
Speaker 1: really respect his thoughts on film, and you know, he
Speaker 1: this is one of his favorite movie, Like he he
Speaker 1: loves this movie, and it's yeah, it's I've I've come
Speaker 1: to the conclusion that there's just like Noah, no accounting
Speaker 1: for people's opinion on love. Actually, it's just it's it's
Speaker 1: some people its drug. It's not a movie like people
Speaker 1: are like hooked on. I know people who just like
Speaker 1: the momentum of holiday media consumption, like it just has
Speaker 1: to be there for them, and like they watch it
Speaker 1: and they'll be like, oh my god, this guy is
Speaker 1: a piece of ship. This doesn't make sense. I'm like,
Speaker 1: why are y'all watching it? And it's like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: We've just been doing this since two thousand three. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, and how is it not canceled
Speaker 1: at this point? Seriously it is. It's nothing but stereotypes.
Speaker 1: It's nothing but creepy bosses. It's nothing but like silence, subservient,
Speaker 1: like women who don't speak English. Yeah, exactly like you
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah. Like and and also she like strips
Speaker 1: naked and it looks like she's she's kind of got
Speaker 1: like a seventeen year old body. It's weird. I don't know,
Speaker 1: Like the thousand three was that time though, when everybody
Speaker 1: was like so like women were so skinny and like
Speaker 1: that was just what was demanded. Is crazy. Well, and
Speaker 1: also there was nothing problematic about a boss and they're like,
Speaker 1: you know, co or employee having a relationship, and but
Speaker 1: it's nothing heartwarming. Even the ones you want to be
Speaker 1: like kind of sweet are super manipulative dude who's actually
Speaker 1: got a like massive crush on his best friend's girl wife. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then it's like, yeah, that that whole scene that
Speaker 1: has been well seen exactly. Yeah with that with the
Speaker 1: cards or whatever really works out well, Like he's really like,
Speaker 1: don't say anything. I feel like she should have screamed
Speaker 1: at that point. Yeah, go away. And also yeah, when
Speaker 1: the guy reveals his feelings for his like is she
Speaker 1: his housekeeper who has never like spoken English, has never liked,
Speaker 1: they've never talked, like her response would be like what
Speaker 1: the funk are you talking? Like? We we've never communicated once.
Speaker 1: Like it is such a toxic movie in terms of
Speaker 1: like dude expectations, like, yeah, this is this is what
Speaker 1: this is How folks just like that because just because
Speaker 1: you have the feelings, that means that you should express
Speaker 1: them to the person. Because you're in you're entitled to odds. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, look we're going in. The Iraq war just
Speaker 1: kicked off earlier that year, you know, I think a
Speaker 1: lot of people were just like people needed it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it is like one of those things where like,
Speaker 1: whenever I go back to watch it, it just angers
Speaker 1: me more. Like it's better that I just never watched
Speaker 1: it again, because sometimes people like, yeah, put it on
Speaker 1: and then everything just comes rushing back. That's why I
Speaker 1: just lean into Hallmark movies that are meant to be bad.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's bad's true. Of like Christmas music, Like
Speaker 1: I'm listening to this saying I don't. I don't ever
Speaker 1: like listen to old music like I do when it
Speaker 1: comes to Christmas music, I'm like, yeah, but this one's
Speaker 1: got bells in it, so you have to stick. Okay,
Speaker 1: Christmas music, you stick with Motown Christmas, Mariah Carey and
Speaker 1: Handles Messiah, those three you can't go and Stevie Wonder,
Speaker 1: which is part of Motown Christmas, but like he's got
Speaker 1: a whole other album, I think. So there's a bunch
Speaker 1: of good I mean those those are not annoying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the rest are bad, yeah, but I still love them.
Speaker 1: Like there's a good Sharon Jones. There's a Sharon Jones
Speaker 1: holiday album. Dude, that's good too. There's a new Ariana Ground.
Speaker 1: I mean it's not new, it's like ten years old.
Speaker 1: But now it's like being taking It's the Santa tell
Speaker 1: Me one that I can't I can't do it. It's
Speaker 1: not good. It's just a bad song, but it's it's
Speaker 1: being like like it's one of like it's underneath the
Speaker 1: tree or the Mariah one, She's like, come on, we're
Speaker 1: not there yet. Have you guys seen I think it's
Speaker 1: Camilla Kabo has a Christmas album or a Christmas song
Speaker 1: and she says Christmas like Quis Moss. But it's because
Speaker 1: she's trying to do the sexy Christmas baby voice that
Speaker 1: singers do. Baby, oh boy, Christmas baby, sexy Christmas baby.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the whole point. Jesus was the reason
Speaker 1: for the season, and he was a sexy little by
Speaker 1: that three fucking dudes pulled up randomly with gifts for him.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so hot. Do you think he had
Speaker 1: a six pack already or was that like more if anything?
Speaker 1: If anything, Joseph painted one on him with something like charpols, like, hey,
Speaker 1: tighten him up, tighten him up, make it look like
Speaker 1: he had apps. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, bring the magi.
Speaker 1: Yeah on the baby. My baby's got to be hot
Speaker 1: for the madge of the mag are like, yeah, that
Speaker 1: baby look good? Like whoa, all right, what is something?
Speaker 1: You think it is underrated? Okay? So sticking with movies,
Speaker 1: the sex scene and nineties movies m or I guess
Speaker 1: two thousands of movies. When did this come out? The
Speaker 1: sex scene from Meet Joe Black is one of the
Speaker 1: best sex scenes ever ever on film. It is the
Speaker 1: like nameless actor actress who I can't you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know her name. She looks like Fiona Apple right there,
Speaker 1: you go, sure, sure she rats? She was, she was,
Speaker 1: she had her moment, but she's like not that great
Speaker 1: of an actor and like not that memorable. And she
Speaker 1: was kind of like Kroger Brand like before she well
Speaker 1: and speaking of a like hyper skinny sort of like yes,
Speaker 1: seventeen year old, like that's what I mean, mullin Rats.
Speaker 1: I guess they were supposed to be young. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that sex scene and Mito Black is good and Mito
Speaker 1: Black actually, other than being two and a half hours,
Speaker 1: which was like one of the first times that we
Speaker 1: were subjected to a movie that long that didn't have
Speaker 1: a Marvel character in it. I guess now we're just
Speaker 1: used to it, but we were like, why did it
Speaker 1: have to be that long? Yeah, but that Brad pitt
Speaker 1: Claire for Lonnie scene, there's just a lot of good
Speaker 1: pit back sorry, oh pitt back that pit bulls cousin.
Speaker 1: But it's a good it's a good sex scene. It's
Speaker 1: like one of those like you you always kind of
Speaker 1: want set. In my opinion, I always kind of want
Speaker 1: like the hot like sort of sex scene to go
Speaker 1: on a little bit longer without being like retuitous or
Speaker 1: like I don't need to see like like I felt
Speaker 1: like The Lion King did it a little too much.
Speaker 1: You know when like Nala and Simba, you can see
Speaker 1: like their hind legs actually interlocked, and you're like, damn, dude,
Speaker 1: you just went yeah, when they're they're like flopping over
Speaker 1: each other, is some hind leg action, Just like I
Speaker 1: wanted that to be a half hour long that scene,
Speaker 1: that's what I needed. I didn't need that was he
Speaker 1: put off when the word sex appeared in the dust
Speaker 1: and that one which totally does and I posited a
Speaker 1: million times as a four ye, like you want to
Speaker 1: see that they got dicks on the Little Mermaid cover
Speaker 1: yourn today. So this is gonna be yet another scene
Speaker 1: for Meet Joe Black that I will watch out of
Speaker 1: context having never seen Meet Joe Black, because the death
Speaker 1: scene I've seen hundreds of times. I'm a weird person,
Speaker 1: but it's one of the best deaths in movie history.
Speaker 1: And and then the his Jamaican accent scene I've only
Speaker 1: watched that a couple of times. But it's so embarrassing,
Speaker 1: going to be ivy. Oh, okay, it up will be evil,
Speaker 1: not Elma, this is Breadles. What is then? I from
Speaker 1: that next place? Okay, from that, I from that next place. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've seen so much meat Joe Black, but never the
Speaker 1: complete movie. Well there's so much of it, two hours
Speaker 1: and thirty minutes, and I'm saying you want to watch
Speaker 1: a sex scene though, like it's good. I'll add that
Speaker 1: if only things I know are the patwas scene and
Speaker 1: the sex scene, they're fine, and the death and the
Speaker 1: death scene. Right, I have seen the death scene. You've
Speaker 1: seen You've seen the death scene. You've seen the death scene.
Speaker 1: You just didn't notice from me, Joe Black, have you
Speaker 1: ever seen somebody get hit by a cab like five
Speaker 1: different ways? It's two cars. He just gets like like
Speaker 1: a mannequin? Oh maybe not. But after a very beautiful
Speaker 1: and cute sort of walk away scene between two lovers
Speaker 1: who are like sort of interested in and they keep
Speaker 1: they keep turning back, they keep looking back, did you
Speaker 1: just see it? No, I'm just I'm just hearing. Are
Speaker 1: you just like it's one of those things, just like goodbye,
Speaker 1: and then like abrupt like vehicular smashing, and then the
Speaker 1: sweetest music, like the most again speaking rom calm, the
Speaker 1: most rom calm moment. And then he gets stops in
Speaker 1: the middle of the road and gets hit by two cars. Yeah,
Speaker 1: which he had coming he did. That's yeah enough of look, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is he just crossing the street. He got his
Speaker 1: luggage and stuff. That van crosses. Everything looks great, everything
Speaker 1: looks so wonderful. He is walking betwixt. She didn't even
Speaker 1: see that. Yeah, he looked back, so's she's gone. I
Speaker 1: think they're paramedics though. Yeah, someone tells me they don't
Speaker 1: notice either. All right, Joe, Yo, come on, come on,
Speaker 1: you've never seen that before. Not. I didn't want to
Speaker 1: give a funk about this movie. When out, I don't
Speaker 1: even get pulled into like, yo, this what my dad
Speaker 1: was really into this movie. Chilling in that sidewalk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my dad calls him bread. So back it's back baby. Wait,
Speaker 1: quick question, fran Franny Fiel, gotta ask you the best
Speaker 1: best Brad picked back in a film? Is it that scene?
Speaker 1: Is it is a fight club? Is it him as
Speaker 1: Mickey and Snatch? You know, I don't think I ever
Speaker 1: saw Legends of the Fall or whatever the fun that
Speaker 1: movie is called out. You think there's any back in there.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's any back in there. And I
Speaker 1: don't remember seven years in Tibet if it had enough
Speaker 1: or any I will say that, Um, one night, Once
Speaker 1: upon a Time in Hollywood has some really nice shirts work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when he's like working on the roof and ship. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I even think did he go shirt listen twelve
Speaker 1: years of Slave or was he just he was like
Speaker 1: sweaty in twelve years? He's a he appears in it.
Speaker 1: I believe he appears in it. Am I totally mixing
Speaker 1: that with no? No, Yeah, he appears in it. Um,
Speaker 1: he's like a good white man briefly, I believe. And
Speaker 1: but no, I think this is this is definitely the
Speaker 1: hottest peak back is. Yeah. But the whole the funny
Speaker 1: thing about this movie is he is just hot, Like
Speaker 1: he's just so hot, even though he's death like right,
Speaker 1: and and death decides inhabit the hottest body, and like
Speaker 1: the entire plot would would be dead in the water
Speaker 1: if he weren't, if if he were schlubby, like if
Speaker 1: it were Jonah Hill. I'm sorry this I don't know why,
Speaker 1: but like it it didn't work. Be like, get the
Speaker 1: funk out of here. I'm calling the cops right now.
Speaker 1: He's like, no, but I am death. I just want
Speaker 1: to live a bit. I just want to that's the plot.
Speaker 1: Death wants to feel what it's like to be alive
Speaker 1: for a little bit. Yeah, and he gets to eat
Speaker 1: a bunch of things, which, as we know, bread Pitt
Speaker 1: is the best at eating things on camera, and so
Speaker 1: he like gets to taste peanut butter and be like whoa,
Speaker 1: yes exactly, and then you're like, slather that all over me,
Speaker 1: but yeah, all over my back, just getting peanut butter
Speaker 1: back crub. All right, let's take a quick break and
Speaker 1: we'll come back and talk about death robots. And we're back,
Speaker 1: and the San Francisco Police Department is back at it again,
Speaker 1: baby closer. Yeah, tech dystopia. We talked of you months
Speaker 1: ago when they got an ordinance pass that allowed the
Speaker 1: cops to tap into private surveillance cameras during a quote
Speaker 1: unquote emergency. And then many people were like, uh, you
Speaker 1: have this definition of an emergency. It is like it's
Speaker 1: a very loose definition. It sounds like if the cops
Speaker 1: may be killed an unarmed person and people decided to protest,
Speaker 1: you would consider that gathering of protesters also an emergency,
Speaker 1: in which case you would be tapping into ring cameras.
Speaker 1: Is that they're like, that's not gonna They were like,
Speaker 1: it's fine, it's fine, those looples, it's okay, it's all good.
Speaker 1: So people were a little bit like, oh, ship, well,
Speaker 1: now they're on the verge of getting the green light
Speaker 1: to use killer robots. At this point they may have already,
Speaker 1: but the Board of Supervisors they approved the rule change
Speaker 1: that authorizes the police Department's robots to be used quote
Speaker 1: as a deadly forced option when risk of life two
Speaker 1: members of the public or officers is imminent and outweighs
Speaker 1: any other force option available available to SFPD. They tried
Speaker 1: some ship that they tried something similar in Oakland, but
Speaker 1: the cops backpedaled when the public basically collectively collectively asked
Speaker 1: if they had lost their fucking minds and then so
Speaker 1: that died right there. But the SFPD ship that is
Speaker 1: still cooking. It looks like it's it's on its way
Speaker 1: to actually becoming like fully approved. And when they when
Speaker 1: the SFPD was asked like how do you even envision
Speaker 1: using a fucking killer robot? Like, and like, please help
Speaker 1: us understand why you're like, we gotta get this rule change, fam,
Speaker 1: because this is this is about to make everybody safe. Basic.
Speaker 1: The department does not have any sort of specific plan
Speaker 1: in place, as the unusually are in place, as the
Speaker 1: unusually dangerous or spontaneous operations where sfpds need to deliver
Speaker 1: deadly forced via robot would be a rare and exceptional circumstance.
Speaker 1: But like, when is the cops life in danger? Like that?
Speaker 1: Because if everything we see is them shooting a bunch
Speaker 1: of unarmed people in the back, they're like, once I,
Speaker 1: you know, grab my taser, I mean my gun, I
Speaker 1: mean my weight? Which side is it is taser? Right?
Speaker 1: Oh god, this is so hard. Yeah yeah, because well
Speaker 1: they're shaped the same, but one is bright yellow. So
Speaker 1: once they've used both of those on the unarmed homeless
Speaker 1: man having a mental health crisis, Uh, then they have
Speaker 1: to send in a robot because they're super scared. Robots
Speaker 1: will get scared, although robots will have a very robust union,
Speaker 1: so watch out who will argue that they were scared
Speaker 1: when they just had to blow up the unhoused person,
Speaker 1: because that's what these are doing. They're not even armed
Speaker 1: with firearms, it's they just explode. The times you've seen
Speaker 1: them yet like the one time this has been this
Speaker 1: has happened, or at least the first like officially recorded
Speaker 1: instance of someone being killed by a police robot is
Speaker 1: in after a shootout and a standoff and the cops
Speaker 1: loaded up a bomb disposal robot with its own bomb
Speaker 1: and just cruise that ship into the area where the
Speaker 1: suspect wasn't blew them up. Yes, that is, by the way,
Speaker 1: the shooting of the police, the like Dallas police officers
Speaker 1: after the Black Lives Matter protests, it feels. And then
Speaker 1: they've also of course used this a lot in Iraq
Speaker 1: and like war on terror ship. So that's and that's
Speaker 1: where it came from too. Yeah, that's where it came from.
Speaker 1: That's that's where they got the idea and the technology
Speaker 1: and the hurt locker. But someone who's the first hurt
Speaker 1: locker baby formula from a Walgreens. Yeah, like we got
Speaker 1: to go in there. Yeah, and it and it feels
Speaker 1: like you need to to to make this not terrifying
Speaker 1: you you need to be able to completely dehumanize the
Speaker 1: person who is being who's being blown up by robot,
Speaker 1: who's being yeah, attacked by a killer robot. So they
Speaker 1: were able to do it in Dallas because it was
Speaker 1: a you know, the record we see is the police
Speaker 1: have the Whever police bomb people, it's potentially black people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it seems like it seems like it's always people of color,
Speaker 1: which is weird. Yeah happened, you know, when they dropped
Speaker 1: a straight up bomb on an apartment. Hell of dofter?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Like, I just feel like,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's like, what is it. Do you
Speaker 1: need more toys or do you need more training? Pick one? Right,
Speaker 1: because we're constantly told that, oh, they need training, they
Speaker 1: need training, their training. Man. Whatever happened to like being
Speaker 1: any kind of like any kind of negotiator? Right? Remember
Speaker 1: the movie with Kevin Spacey and uh Samuel Jackson obviously canceled,
Speaker 1: but no, Kevin Spacey just got cast in another movie recently,
Speaker 1: Here we Go. He's back at it. Like, yeah, he's
Speaker 1: back at it again. Sixteen year old me would be happy. Yes,
Speaker 1: I did have a very long obsession with him, don't
Speaker 1: at me. It is weird. I know, um, like you
Speaker 1: you thought he was attracting or you were just like
Speaker 1: obsessed with him as an actor. Both. Wow four years
Speaker 1: but I digress. Oh my god, we'll talk about that
Speaker 1: in detail. My email was Kevin's Angel at hotmail dot com. No,
Speaker 1: but look when I had when I would look up
Speaker 1: at my poster of The Negotiator the movie on my wall,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, look, this is what we need. A
Speaker 1: good police that don't negotiate their way out of these
Speaker 1: like high intensity situations. And why do you need to
Speaker 1: send in a fucking robot bomb? And like you have
Speaker 1: swat teams like you have, you have all kinds of
Speaker 1: manner of weaponry and you need this, No you don't.
Speaker 1: It's whatever, whoever the contractor is, whoever is making money
Speaker 1: the SFPD, you don't even get me started on the
Speaker 1: ship that they don't need. They are the worst. And meanwhile,
Speaker 1: they play into the entire narrative that the crime is
Speaker 1: on the rise in San Francisco, that it's untenable. That yeah,
Speaker 1: and people's windows get smashed and their ship gets stolen
Speaker 1: from their cars all the time. And guess what, that's
Speaker 1: super helpful for the cops. They know exactly where they
Speaker 1: know who breaks in there. No, who is breaking into cars.
Speaker 1: They know where they break into cars. They have the
Speaker 1: cameras set up on those streets. I used to live
Speaker 1: in San Francisco. They set have the cameras set up
Speaker 1: on those streets. They know. And do they go after
Speaker 1: those those very particular people. No, No, they don't at all.
Speaker 1: And it plays into the narrative from folks who like
Speaker 1: or like, my car has gotten broken into, we need
Speaker 1: more money for cops to not go after the person
Speaker 1: who definitely broke into my car. The address, address, address,
Speaker 1: the motives for someone having to break into somewhere to
Speaker 1: take something of value, well, and then there's that. But
Speaker 1: these folks are like professional, I mean, they're professionally should
Speaker 1: they do this ship all the time. It's not your
Speaker 1: it's not you're like sort of strung out person who
Speaker 1: definitely needs some help addiction treatment, mental health services, et cetera.
Speaker 1: That's not who's breaking into cars. But then yeah, let's
Speaker 1: recall Chessa Boudine. I say all this to distract from
Speaker 1: the fact that I did have a four year crush
Speaker 1: and I get back everything before. But I do think,
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like San Francisco is, and and
Speaker 1: the fact that it was it is the center of
Speaker 1: this right wing and even like mainstream media talking point
Speaker 1: of like crime out of control in California, They've lost
Speaker 1: the city and like the police are the are this
Speaker 1: sort of occupying force like that. It's already kind of
Speaker 1: the peak of that of like really really wealthy people
Speaker 1: who treat the surrounding society like it's you know, some
Speaker 1: foreign country that they need to be protected from. It's
Speaker 1: like very Elysium vibes there, and so it makes sense
Speaker 1: that this would be the first place where they are
Speaker 1: openly adopting this technology that was like used on in
Speaker 1: the War on Terror in quotes to like just bomb people,
Speaker 1: just like send a bomb by remote control to blow
Speaker 1: people up. Because you know, like the next adaptation is
Speaker 1: as a robot that has firearms attached to it that
Speaker 1: can be yeah, exactly bringing them and I think just
Speaker 1: like a slippery slope, all these little rule chain just
Speaker 1: add up to you know, again, the next time people
Speaker 1: decided to protest, you're gonna have killer robots on the corners,
Speaker 1: and every ring cam can be used as like a
Speaker 1: surveillance tool, and it's just like just like that, so
Speaker 1: was it American beauty, do you think or was it? Like?
Speaker 1: What was it usual suspect, because like, I know, you
Speaker 1: know what, I had a weird crush when I was
Speaker 1: a kid. I was like, Paula Abdul was like my
Speaker 1: the most attractive person to me for like the first
Speaker 1: ten years of my life. And but I know exactly
Speaker 1: where it was. It was the cold hearted snake video
Speaker 1: on MTV and just being like, I think that was
Speaker 1: around the time my body was discovering that sex was
Speaker 1: a thing, and I was just like, whoa, um wait,
Speaker 1: what what about the Rush Rush vide music video? That
Speaker 1: one that came after? But I was already way on
Speaker 1: board for them one. Now, yeah, we're talking to we're
Speaker 1: talking to a fiend here. But Francisca, tell us what
Speaker 1: was it about Chris? What was the movie? What was
Speaker 1: the the character in the Good Night I remember his name.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think it's I think it says a
Speaker 1: lot about who I'm attracted to, Like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we don't read into it. But for sure it was
Speaker 1: l A Confidential. L A Confidential is a great fucking movie,
Speaker 1: and Kevin spaces it looks very, very nice in a
Speaker 1: lot of those scenes. And he's just he's just a
Speaker 1: good looking dude in the shut up everyone, everyone, right, everyone, Um,
Speaker 1: you want to know how deep? I had our spare
Speaker 1: key in our family house for our front door had
Speaker 1: a Kevin Spacey keychain on it. And I had a
Speaker 1: poster of the Grasshopper in a Bug's Life because he
Speaker 1: was the voice of the grass. No. It was bad,
Speaker 1: Like if I were my parents, I would have been like, so, honey,
Speaker 1: let's yeah wow, all right, yeah no. But then when
Speaker 1: I saw American Beauty, because so you're here's what happened
Speaker 1: American Beauty, I was like, because I would fall up
Speaker 1: on all of his movies, you know, like what's coming
Speaker 1: out next? This one was like, all right, man in
Speaker 1: midlife crisis has crushed on sixteen year old girl. And
Speaker 1: I was like, yes, that's what I was wondering. I'm six,
Speaker 1: and I was like a child, this is great. So
Speaker 1: then I go to the movie theater and I watch
Speaker 1: it and then I was like, oh, yeah, that is
Speaker 1: kind of wrong, right approriate Okay, yeah, and it cooled.
Speaker 1: It didn't cool it. It didn't end it. I think
Speaker 1: k Pax ended it for me. But but yeah, that
Speaker 1: was it was the beginning of the end. Yeah, hit
Speaker 1: us with your weird with your weird crushes. I want,
Speaker 1: I want to know about him. That's but that's my
Speaker 1: favorite that I've heard, like the fact that you had
Speaker 1: the key chain. I went to New York to see
Speaker 1: him in a play in the Iceman Cometh on Broadway,
Speaker 1: and I waited very good, it was good, waited outside
Speaker 1: for his autograph, got his autograph, lots of oh, and
Speaker 1: then went out as No, I did not, but I
Speaker 1: did go out to dinner with a group of thirty
Speaker 1: mostly women, mostly middle aged, to a an angel Fire
Speaker 1: fan page meet up for Kevin Space and we all
Speaker 1: ate dinner before the show. I'm not even lying like
Speaker 1: this is yeah, yeah, it's so like no, God, I
Speaker 1: don't even know how old was I. Uh, there's way more.
Speaker 1: There's way more. You don't even I would make like
Speaker 1: I would do like photoshop collages because that's when photoshop
Speaker 1: was a big thing, and I would put like his
Speaker 1: face on the Spice Girls, and instead of Spice Up
Speaker 1: your Life, I wrote Space up your Life. It was
Speaker 1: the most like nineties crush. Otherwise, you're the greatest improviser
Speaker 1: I've ever met him. Yea no, you can't make this
Speaker 1: ship up an angel Fire fan page and space up
Speaker 1: on the Spice Girls bodies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love
Speaker 1: that anyway, A cabin Clues killer Robots. Yes, yes, all right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break. We'll be right back, and
Speaker 1: we're back, and Christmas is back. As we mentioned, it's
Speaker 1: back at the White House. We already talked earlier this
Speaker 1: week how Fox News is up in arms of that
Speaker 1: Joe Biden is disrespecting Christmas by putting up Christmas decorations. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I guess he did it too early for them, even
Speaker 1: though they I don't know who the fund knows, but
Speaker 1: the so Joe Budden's theme for the decorations is we
Speaker 1: the people, which is defined by just some vague bullshit
Speaker 1: about unity, which only exists as a flimsy pretext to
Speaker 1: put a bunch of Christmas trees and lights up, which yeah,
Speaker 1: just should just be the theme of people like Christmas
Speaker 1: decorations and we do too. Yeah, like Dr Jill, look,
Speaker 1: you don't gotta you know, you don't owe anybody in explanation,
Speaker 1: but like I'm putting decorations up, motherfucker's what are you
Speaker 1: talking about? A theme? It's December. How about that? Yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like there's a lot of
Speaker 1: disrespect happening for both the Constitution and right now. I
Speaker 1: got it. I love that. Every photo I liked. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it just looks very classic Christmas ship. You know. It
Speaker 1: looks like Christmas ship. It looks like the kinds of
Speaker 1: houses like I wish, like my like immigrant mom and
Speaker 1: black father would make our house look like when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, I'm like, why don't we have all
Speaker 1: this cheesy ship up there? Like, man, we don't all that.
Speaker 1: So when I see this, I'm like, oh wow, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I I have a step mom who is white and
Speaker 1: my mom is Chinese, and my family in like my
Speaker 1: main home, we kind of did like wooden like nutcracker
Speaker 1: things and sort of like a little more sort of
Speaker 1: like the wooden train underneath and nothing to like ceations
Speaker 1: are like that a lot. Yeah, it was a lot
Speaker 1: of like Swedish stuff. It was like a lot of
Speaker 1: again a lot of classical music. And then going to
Speaker 1: my white stepmom's home, it was like the stockings were
Speaker 1: like faux for and everything was sort of bigger and
Speaker 1: like bigger bulbs on the trees and much more like
Speaker 1: you know, like all the like um jingle bell, jingle bell,
Speaker 1: jangle bell rock, you know, like that was it was
Speaker 1: a different kind of Christmas. It was a whiter, in
Speaker 1: my opinion, a whiter Christmas, and I thought that was
Speaker 1: fun to experience both. Yeah, and there is nothing the
Speaker 1: unwhite about the Biden family there, they are extra extra white.
Speaker 1: It's funny that. So part of me is like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I remember when Milannia put up her Christmas decorations
Speaker 1: and we were all hating on them, so like, is
Speaker 1: this just the equivalent of them, like those were objectively
Speaker 1: screwed up looking like they were. It was well, it
Speaker 1: was just like it was the It didn't it didn't
Speaker 1: bother me because I don't give a fuck, but it
Speaker 1: did feel it felt like the sort of like it
Speaker 1: just really exposed hypocrisy of those people because it is
Speaker 1: the exact thing that would cause them to set their
Speaker 1: own hair on fire, Like the somebody doing like a modernist,
Speaker 1: like frigid take on Christmas chan is like the exact
Speaker 1: thing that they would be so fucking pissed about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but because it was Milannia, they couldn't say ship the
Speaker 1: blood trees, blood trees. It looked like some like mythical
Speaker 1: forest creature was having like had sickly bowel movements, like
Speaker 1: they're like those doo look like trees. They look like
Speaker 1: piles a weird ship o Buerk like Buerk inspired, but
Speaker 1: not by Buerk because Buyork's would be way cooler. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but anyways, people, this is actually an age old tradition
Speaker 1: of people like looking for hidden ship or conspiracies. And
Speaker 1: the Christmas decorations. I think a lot of Q people
Speaker 1: thought that there were Q and on messages in Milania's
Speaker 1: Christmas decorations, even though, as we heard from leaked audio
Speaker 1: months later, her Christmas decorations were just like who fucking cares?
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk about Christmas? Why I work
Speaker 1: my my ass off and now I have to do
Speaker 1: the Christmas decorations and I don't give a funk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she really felt like that. So BID's white else was
Speaker 1: had been kind of free of those types of controversies,
Speaker 1: but now we got the controversy over Hunter Biden's love child,
Speaker 1: which feels valid to me. This does feel like the
Speaker 1: sort of thing that people would call out at Trump's
Speaker 1: White House if he had a bunch of stockings up
Speaker 1: for everyone in the family except for an unacknowledged like
Speaker 1: love child of Don Jr. Or something. I feel like
Speaker 1: people would call it out. And that does seem to
Speaker 1: be the case here, right Like Hunter Biden is a
Speaker 1: dirt bag who tried to wiggle out of paying child
Speaker 1: support for a kid that DNA testing proved was his
Speaker 1: back in not saying they should have a stocking, but
Speaker 1: it at least gives you a good a good chance
Speaker 1: to point for trying to call them the same on
Speaker 1: either side. Sure, Like I think that's what's going to
Speaker 1: be interesting is for all of the like outrage about
Speaker 1: like the Trump family, Like I don't know, like you
Speaker 1: you already tried to like shrug off the that like
Speaker 1: Jared and Ivanka of were just took off with hundreds
Speaker 1: of millions of dollars from their time there, and like
Speaker 1: this is kind of like and this guy's got problems,
Speaker 1: and I can realize, like what that's gonna end up
Speaker 1: sounding like, But you know, they do as you will,
Speaker 1: and Republicans with your majority. There's also the secret Satanic
Speaker 1: messages that are in the decor, the Satanic icons. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right, there's a Satanic goat head hidden among the
Speaker 1: trees and wreaths. According to some people, could you ask
Speaker 1: Flutis why there is satanic stuff and her christ miss decorations,
Speaker 1: said Theresa Long. Well, what it is is it appears
Speaker 1: to be a like deer head deer, a deer head
Speaker 1: with deer antlers in a golden mirror that is in
Speaker 1: the State Dining Room and which was first donated to
Speaker 1: the White House in nineteen six. That shouldn't not something
Speaker 1: you just wheel in for Christmas? Right? He switched that
Speaker 1: eagle out for this satan head. Yeah, I'm sure there's
Speaker 1: all sorts of weird ship like that hidden all over
Speaker 1: the White House though, my god, you know Illuminati ship.
Speaker 1: But that would be that would be fun to just
Speaker 1: go go on a little satanic satanic I mean that
Speaker 1: is yeah. I feel like in five years when whatever,
Speaker 1: not five, maybe ten, but when Stephen Miller is president
Speaker 1: or there will be q and on lead tours of
Speaker 1: the deep State, and the White House is one of
Speaker 1: those stops. Right. What's even spookier about that places it
Speaker 1: was built with slave labor. I will mention that much. No,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, we don't mention that. We don't mention
Speaker 1: that just a quick tour through some of the past controversies.
Speaker 1: So back in two thousand nine, there was a freak
Speaker 1: out about how Obama hit a MoU zedong ornament on
Speaker 1: his tree hid it was hidden. I mean, sure, okay,
Speaker 1: it was on the tree that he let everybody take
Speaker 1: pictures of. But you could tell like he had this look,
Speaker 1: this like nervous look on his face that was like
Speaker 1: he's trying to hide it because obviously a's a secret
Speaker 1: communist and be he liked to leave clues to the
Speaker 1: fact that he was a secret communist all over the place.
Speaker 1: What in a place that was going to be photographed
Speaker 1: millions of times. And also like that portrait of ma
Speaker 1: that's the Andy Warhol mat like turns out fun with art. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people that people just looked it up and it is
Speaker 1: a Pittsburgh ball, Pittsburgh like Christmas decoration because Warhol was
Speaker 1: from Pittsburgh and it was a celebration Andy Warren. I see.
Speaker 1: But you know, look, I mean this is definitely one
Speaker 1: of those It was hidden because it was on the
Speaker 1: back side of the tree. It's not the prettiest ornament,
Speaker 1: and you've got to put something on the back side
Speaker 1: where there's going to be less photographs. And that's that's
Speaker 1: what it is. You put all the Jankie ones jankie
Speaker 1: because they were just bought from Target in one fell swoop.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I always collect ornaments. Do amazing perdition here
Speaker 1: in this household. Francesco kidding, I'm just hating on you.
Speaker 1: I haven't. I haven't. I'm like crying. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: haven't lived enough adulthood to do that. I feel like
Speaker 1: or like I have, but not, you know, to be fair,
Speaker 1: I always forget, and then my wife, her majesty is like,
Speaker 1: we gotta get another thing. I'm like, that's right, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's get And I'm always like advocating for like the
Speaker 1: easiest thing, and she would like something very ornate, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, to see this wine cork can be
Speaker 1: put in a paper clip and then become the ornament
Speaker 1: from this. Yeah, that's what. That's what. That's how you
Speaker 1: gotta think. You know, you could take one was I
Speaker 1: took like a hotel like keycard and I was just
Speaker 1: like it, there's hey, look and that on the back
Speaker 1: of the actually very little money being spent at Target, Communist.
Speaker 1: I could decorate an entire tree with all the hotel
Speaker 1: key cards I have, like, oh my god, accident just
Speaker 1: kept No, of course not, but I'm like, oh, look
Speaker 1: at this, I have a weird thing with like I
Speaker 1: never return them. But then I come back home with him,
Speaker 1: like why the fund do I? Why did I keep this? Exactly?
Speaker 1: I don't don't mean to take them, Oh I do.
Speaker 1: I run out of the hotel, laughing maniacally. You'll never
Speaker 1: fucking catch me. I already put it in the box,
Speaker 1: got them. I put a different I put a credit
Speaker 1: card in the box to fool them, idiots, like you
Speaker 1: want to sload of money on that. Also back in
Speaker 1: the nineties, just to give people a reminder, if you
Speaker 1: haven't already had enough of a reminder what it was
Speaker 1: like to be alive in the nineties from our Kevin
Speaker 1: Spacey crushed stories back in the nineties of former FBI
Speaker 1: agent claimed that Hillary Clinton decorated one white house tree
Speaker 1: with drug paracenalia, condoms and cock rings. There is a
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory, very unbelievable conspiracy theory that Hillary Clinton was
Speaker 1: cool in and I think we all know now that
Speaker 1: that was not true. It's the same thing with Hunter Biden,
Speaker 1: like how I mean, yeah, maybe he was a pos
Speaker 1: to his b a b y, but they make him
Speaker 1: out to be hella cool, you know, like all the
Speaker 1: the fucking what are the Daily Wires movie about him? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like whoever super cut the videos of him just like
Speaker 1: shirtless with you know, a couple of women in bed
Speaker 1: smoking crack in a sensory deprivation tank, like the next
Speaker 1: level party that would have been that would that guy
Speaker 1: would have got maximum Baller of the Year, like oh now.
Speaker 1: But also the trailers for that Hunter Biden Daily Wire
Speaker 1: movie make it's the most competent I've seen Joe Biden
Speaker 1: look like. He seems like he's capable of running a
Speaker 1: country in those trailers exactly, rather than like making up
Speaker 1: like black people he was friends with back in the right. Anyways,
Speaker 1: keep it, keep an eye. But by the way, the
Speaker 1: all of these I think these conspiracies are debunked because
Speaker 1: you can look at photographs of them, so like people
Speaker 1: are able to look at the photograph of the mouse
Speaker 1: a doung ornament and be like, oh, this is a
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh ornament that you can buy lots of places. Here
Speaker 1: are the five Christmas trees that were up in the
Speaker 1: White House. None of them have cock rings on them, damn. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but there are cock rings though at the foot, at
Speaker 1: the foot of every stocking, yes, or a little a
Speaker 1: little anal beat, just like drug paraphernalia, condoms and cock rings.
Speaker 1: It's such a like we just wouldn't imagination of like
Speaker 1: and what is that? Like? I love when fucking cops
Speaker 1: are like parafernal, like get viv here roby tongue stems,
Speaker 1: hyperderma to those like tiny little like novelty boons like yeah,
Speaker 1: like little neon green acrylic bong earrings. Yeah, but it's
Speaker 1: like it's like the little gnomes that are made out
Speaker 1: of clay but then also on like a pipe, you know,
Speaker 1: with exactly the cutest parafernel. Yeah, huh. Well, we'll get
Speaker 1: to water Somalia is tomorrow. But I think I think
Speaker 1: all our listeners are going to be fine with the
Speaker 1: fact that we instead diverged into stories of the spacey crush.
Speaker 1: So Francesca, such a pleasure having you as always? Where
Speaker 1: can people find you and follow you? Yeah? Follow me
Speaker 1: on all the things at Franni FEO f r A
Speaker 1: and I f I oh and listen to the Bituation
Speaker 1: Room or watch it Live Tuesday is one pm Pacific
Speaker 1: four pm Eastern. Uh YouTube slash Franni Feo. We have
Speaker 1: great comedian guests and experts and activists every week. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And is there a tweet or some of the work
Speaker 1: of social media you've been enjoying. Oh my god, So
Speaker 1: the Japanese Communist Party just put out a video which
Speaker 1: features a obviously a cartoon woman who seems to be
Speaker 1: like a housewife, dancing and explaining communism to you. And
Speaker 1: it is really good. Nice. She's basically like, look, you
Speaker 1: should be able to work eight hours a day, but
Speaker 1: it's all in song. Work eight hours a day and
Speaker 1: you know, still be able to provide for your family.
Speaker 1: You should be able to have a family without you know,
Speaker 1: being overworked or going bankrupt. Yeah, and it's like, really,
Speaker 1: she's got cool glasses and a cute little hair cut,
Speaker 1: and she's wearing heels. It's the most adorable sell for
Speaker 1: communism i've seen. Wow. I like that. We're gonna get
Speaker 1: We're gonna get a cultural shift through anime. Please, yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly miles. Where can people find you? What's a tweet
Speaker 1: you've been enjoying? Find me on the places with at
Speaker 1: symbols but putting miles of gray and chances are I'll
Speaker 1: be there. Let's see. And also obviously you can come
Speaker 1: check Jack and I out on our basketball podcast Miles
Speaker 1: and Jack got Matt Bust. We also got the other
Speaker 1: you know, I'm do the other show about ninety day
Speaker 1: Fiance with Sophia Alexandra for twenty Day Fiance. Some tweets
Speaker 1: I like, first of all, shout out to everybody who
Speaker 1: is tagging us in their Spotify wrap. It's always nice
Speaker 1: to see that people do listen, so appreciate all of that.
Speaker 1: I would do, like, let's see one tweet. First, one
Speaker 1: is oh, this one is wild. It's from at put
Speaker 1: a sing on it, and it's this TikTok video of
Speaker 1: I think this woman making a driver's test in the UK,
Speaker 1: and this is struggling to get the car, but she's
Speaker 1: doing it. She's keeping her cool the whole time she's
Speaker 1: trying to start the car, she's trying to get the
Speaker 1: she got the blinker on, she keeps putting the emergency
Speaker 1: brake up and down, and the dude in the passenger
Speaker 1: seat is like trying to be cool, trying not to
Speaker 1: be an asshole. And this video goes on for I'm
Speaker 1: not joking a minute. Okay, We're halfway through. She's still
Speaker 1: just wobbling the gearship. And then let's get to the
Speaker 1: part where finally the instructors like, hey, I gotta say something.
Speaker 1: She is my hand brake on the still off? What
Speaker 1: she said my brake? She's like, the car is still off? Oh,
Speaker 1: that's it, thank you. I think she just continued with
Speaker 1: the bit that she was actually d her shoulder and
Speaker 1: what's gears around? What would you like me to do next? Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm stopping at this, like, oh, do a negotiated left turn. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: I guess. In the case of the UK, checking of
Speaker 1: the handbrake and like putting it up and putting it
Speaker 1: down and putting the car into gear putting it back
Speaker 1: is just like such a great like I I've watched
Speaker 1: half of that this morning, but it was too good,
Speaker 1: like a like it just really reminded me what it
Speaker 1: feels like to have the very type of anxiety where yeah, like,
Speaker 1: did I actually feel like that? It's like when you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm sucking up, but I've still we haven't reached that
Speaker 1: point where I'm gonna tell the person I'm with I've
Speaker 1: completely fucked up, Like part of me is hoping. Like
Speaker 1: as I watched it, I was like, Yo, the dude
Speaker 1: got to say something. He's got to say something. Yeah.
Speaker 1: First of all, to her credit, I think it's very
Speaker 1: difficult actually knowing when a car is on or off
Speaker 1: these days, when it's just the button and everything's so quiet. Yeah.
Speaker 1: More than that, I just love for me, I love
Speaker 1: the just the act of also like fucking, man, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna check my mirror again, yeah, checking the mirror. Kept.
Speaker 1: It also reminded me of the time I tried to
Speaker 1: drive with my dad in the car while I was
Speaker 1: way too high, like you know, and it's just like
Speaker 1: checking everything, like just doing And there was another time
Speaker 1: when I tried to park a car while my dad
Speaker 1: was like right there, while I was too hot, and
Speaker 1: I was just going zero miles per hour and this
Speaker 1: thing just like all right, man, yeah yeah, yeah, oh
Speaker 1: the car is off. That's the problem. Another tweet I
Speaker 1: like is from Kelsey McKinney at McKinney. Kelsey tweeted, I'm
Speaker 1: forming a union for people who spotify is are connected
Speaker 1: to household speakers that their partners using therefore have fucked
Speaker 1: up Spotify wraps. Please let me know if you'd like
Speaker 1: to join my union. I I definitely felt that. And
Speaker 1: then finally Sean Keene past guests, he just like quote
Speaker 1: tweeted this video of Joe Biden. He just said, Joe
Speaker 1: Biden is fully turning into a Fred Willard character. And
Speaker 1: I do like this description of Joe Biden talking to
Speaker 1: people after like the USA World Cup match USA USA.
Speaker 1: That's a big game man. Well, I spoke to the
Speaker 1: coach of the players. I said, you can do this.
Speaker 1: They went, They're gonna. They did it. God love him. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I just want you might want to hear that was
Speaker 1: Peake Willard. That was peek Fred Willard. They did it.
Speaker 1: They did it. God love all right. All right, let
Speaker 1: me play this Oregon for you. Amazing, all right. That
Speaker 1: is a good look for him, though Joe Biden is
Speaker 1: Fred Willard. That isn't to steer the fun into that.
Speaker 1: Just let what you should do is be like, look,
Speaker 1: these other people are running it, but Joe Biden is
Speaker 1: a face and he is now doing Fred Willard. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I do think we need some deep fakes of him
Speaker 1: as Fred Willard, but just the same game words coming
Speaker 1: out of his mouth, same nonwords coming out careful. Let's
Speaker 1: see Kate at Punished Underscore. Kate tweeted, you watch any
Speaker 1: dateline and you learn real quick there's nothing more dangerous
Speaker 1: than lighting up a room. It's on every episode. That's
Speaker 1: why I don't like it light up anything. I make
Speaker 1: places worse when I get there. Let's just get a place.
Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien.
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Speaker 1: where we post our episodes on our foot notes or
Speaker 1: we link off to the information that we talked about
Speaker 1: in today's episode, as well as a song that we
Speaker 1: think you might enjoy. Hey, Miles, what something do you
Speaker 1: think people might enjoy? Oh? Well, well, well if it
Speaker 1: isn't my good friend Jack asking what I would play
Speaker 1: this track by this artist eighty perk pu r P
Speaker 1: p P and I can tell you were panicking looking
Speaker 1: for something because good foot notes. Uh, I was thinking.
Speaker 1: I was, you know, as funny as Francesca said that,
Speaker 1: I was trying to find something to deep fake, like
Speaker 1: Joe Biden a Fred Willard video to Joe to Joe Biden,
Speaker 1: and I completely lost the plot, but yes footnotes and
Speaker 1: to that end, I say, UNI, You and I by
Speaker 1: this artist Ad Perp. Yeah but not I know, calling
Speaker 1: the Bitch. Wow, that was a fucking track. But You
Speaker 1: and I is dope. It's just like kind of you know,
Speaker 1: like two R and B like. The production is a
Speaker 1: little like his forward thinking, but the stylings are fantastic.
Speaker 1: So this is a UNI by eight Perp right, Well,
Speaker 1: we will link off to that in the footnote. Guys,
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Speaker 1: going to do it for us this morning. But we're
Speaker 1: back this afternoon to tell you what's trending and we'll
Speaker 1: talk you' all done. Bye bye m