Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two, sixty five,
Speaker 1: Episode four of Dirt da leis like GICs, a production
Speaker 1: of My Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we
Speaker 1: take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness. And it's Friday,
Speaker 1: just every second, twenty two. My name is Jack O'Brien,
Speaker 1: a K listen. It don't really matter to me, but
Speaker 1: it's really nice when it tastes like candy. I said,
Speaker 1: I like when an apple is a sugar bee. That
Speaker 1: is courtesy Christie Amo, Gucci Mane, and Tom Petty from
Speaker 1: Beyond the Grave and sugar bee apples, which just put
Speaker 1: a song in my heart. I don't think I know
Speaker 1: what a sugar bee apple is. They're kind of the
Speaker 1: new kid on the scene, and I'm actually very nervous
Speaker 1: because I've only had like four of them, and the
Speaker 1: most important thing about an apple is its consistency. So
Speaker 1: I'm really like putting my heart on the line here
Speaker 1: for the dang sugar bee apples, and you know, the
Speaker 1: next one I have might be mealy and not very flavorful,
Speaker 1: so it's well, we're hoping for the it's the wait.
Speaker 1: They invented a new apple. Yeah, I think they've been
Speaker 1: around for since I think the nineties, but they you know,
Speaker 1: apples just they come and go and become popular, and
Speaker 1: this is yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's got better marketing now.
Speaker 1: It's a good name, sugar be It's it's like a
Speaker 1: Honey Christ picks have more candy ish. I'm a fan of. Hey,
Speaker 1: who's that voice there? That you're here? And that's not
Speaker 1: Miles That that's a person. I'm throwed to be joined
Speaker 1: by a very special guest co host. He's a hilarious comedian,
Speaker 1: the host of the podcast the podcast Pod Yourself a
Speaker 1: Gun and now Pod Yourself a Wire. It's Matt. What's up.
Speaker 1: I'm here, I got my soundboard. I'm ready to do
Speaker 1: some morning radio. That's right, But is that what this is?
Speaker 1: Kind Hell? Yeah, you could have fun deb driving with
Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien and the Douche. What's up, guys. I'm very
Speaker 1: happy to be here. My wife was just on yesterday,
Speaker 1: so you know, we're all taking turns doing daily feel
Speaker 1: like you guys are always on around the same time.
Speaker 1: It's always wonderful because we get one side of the
Speaker 1: story and then get it correct. Yeah no, I don't
Speaker 1: know what she said. Last episode. But I'm here to
Speaker 1: say everything she said is an absolute lie. Uh, it's
Speaker 1: not true. I am actually the better parent. The baby
Speaker 1: loves me more. And hey, you know, if my titties
Speaker 1: could produce milk, I would breastfeed. But I can't sue me.
Speaker 1: Sue me. Don't sue me. Sue God. That's her hero man.
Speaker 1: We are thrilled. Speaking of hero, we are thrilled to
Speaker 1: be joined in our third seat by reporter who you
Speaker 1: know from the NFL network as a TV presenter, in't
Speaker 1: it I like TV presenter as a thing. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: very britsh. She's also the host of the podcast Benched
Speaker 1: with Banetta. It's Rachel Banetta, guys, having me here to
Speaker 1: go backwards. There is no other apple that exists other
Speaker 1: than a Granny Smith in my world. I don't I
Speaker 1: don't need to test out new flavors. Come on, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're you're begging to be let down at this point,
Speaker 1: and I really think we should retire the Red Delicious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the Red Delicious. I mean it's just it's a pretty
Speaker 1: looking apple. I guess there's something about that that color
Speaker 1: where you're just like, wow, that looks like it's not
Speaker 1: gonna suck. But then you have it and you're like,
Speaker 1: this is the suckiest apple. Why anyone that? The only
Speaker 1: reason I will eat in other apples if it's covered
Speaker 1: in like caramel, like a candy apple, I'll anything. At
Speaker 1: that point, I'm putting anything in my mouth. I feel
Speaker 1: like the only time I will eat a Granny Smith
Speaker 1: is when it's covered in caramel because it's too tart.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's a perfect amount of tart. Sound sounds
Speaker 1: like you're afraid of very much, So I'm a coward. Sorry.
Speaker 1: Did they not give you that in the pre show? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: they every guess by going Just so you know, Jack
Speaker 1: O'Brien he's afraid of everything, including intense tastes, sugar dart mention,
Speaker 1: any sour apples. He actually gets mad. Yes, he starts
Speaker 1: salivating uncontrollably like Pablovs. Do. Wait, Rachel, have you ever
Speaker 1: had an apple that's not a Granny Smith? Though? I
Speaker 1: feel like I have, But I just talk. Granny Smith's
Speaker 1: my go to. I'm not messing around. I'm not even
Speaker 1: looking at other apples at the grocery store. I feel
Speaker 1: like new apples, what are they putting in there? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm recently a little bit like shook if this morning.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be honest because I just I didn't
Speaker 1: just realize, but like it's kind of been in the
Speaker 1: back of my brain, but it's kind of been brought
Speaker 1: to my attention that all of the candles that I've
Speaker 1: been burning in my house is just filled with cancerous materials.
Speaker 1: And now all of a sudden, I'm like, well, what
Speaker 1: else has it? What else do I need to cut
Speaker 1: out of my life that brings me joy? And I
Speaker 1: feel like a new apple on the scene, screaming artificial.
Speaker 1: I want to know what was in your candles. I'm
Speaker 1: afraid that, guys, any any candle, any candle you've ever
Speaker 1: burned in your life, is just cutting minutes off of
Speaker 1: the end that we're done. It's Christmas time. I love
Speaker 1: the smell of crisp doing candles. For a while, I
Speaker 1: feel like, I don't know, and we've been dying of
Speaker 1: cancerous situations later on, So I'm at the I'm at
Speaker 1: the point in my place that it's like, it's Christmas time.
Speaker 1: I want to feel festive. You know, maybe later on
Speaker 1: in life I'm not gonna want to be around I'm
Speaker 1: going to be old and just like Rickety, and I'm
Speaker 1: going to enjoy my time now with my candles. The
Speaker 1: situation that I've been faced this morning. Yeah, that's how
Speaker 1: I feel about Heroin too. So you just did, We're right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: slow it down a little bit, all right, Rachel. We're
Speaker 1: gonna get to know you a little bit better in
Speaker 1: a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a couple
Speaker 1: of the things we're talking about today. We're gonna talk
Speaker 1: about water Somalia is that's a thing. And we're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about the real life drama going on over at
Speaker 1: the Christmas Story House, the house from the film Christmas Story,
Speaker 1: all of that plenty more. But first, Rachel, we like
Speaker 1: to ask our guests, what is something from your search history? Oh,
Speaker 1: my search history right now? Okay, this is gonna sound
Speaker 1: crazy and maybe a little untrue, but I am building
Speaker 1: a hot tub, right what would so I've been I've
Speaker 1: been looking up kind of things that I need to
Speaker 1: know about that. Yeah, it's already built. Actually, I built
Speaker 1: it this weekend. It's up. It's up and at them
Speaker 1: now I'm just connecting, like the piping and the electricity.
Speaker 1: Is this weird thing that I've chosen to do. No,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. That's the coolest thing I've ever heard. How
Speaker 1: do you build a how do you build a hot tub?
Speaker 1: I assume you start with a tub? Uh not? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're kind of like building from scratch. So I found
Speaker 1: this company that kind of sends you all the wood
Speaker 1: and the pieces that you would need. It's essentially like
Speaker 1: um Master class blue Apron situation, or like an Ikea
Speaker 1: a piece of elevated Ikea furniture. Um, it's very expensive.
Speaker 1: So I actually built a sauna like a year and
Speaker 1: a half ago, the beginning of the pandemic. What am
Speaker 1: I gonna do with my time? I have a backyard
Speaker 1: and that's working out well enough that you're like, the
Speaker 1: next thing, it hasn't caught fire, then it hasn't collapsed.
Speaker 1: So I built that and then I just decided what's next.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this with a hot tub. So that's
Speaker 1: my most recent searched. I just put the liner in yesterday.
Speaker 1: So that's how often are you sauna in your home? Sauna?
Speaker 1: Because sauna like once or twice a week. It's probably
Speaker 1: not great to do every single day, or maybe it
Speaker 1: is I don't know, but I do it like once
Speaker 1: or twice a week, probably like on the weekends on Sunday.
Speaker 1: It's great. I like, grew up. This is gonna sound
Speaker 1: bougie and it's really not. I grew up with a sauna,
Speaker 1: but it was made of tinfoil. Like it was not
Speaker 1: nice at all. You're gonna say I grew up in
Speaker 1: a sauna. I was, I was born, and so I
Speaker 1: kind of always just have just done it since I
Speaker 1: was younger, probably like way too young to even be
Speaker 1: in one, And so I've always wanted my own son,
Speaker 1: I just for him and build one. You know. That's
Speaker 1: really badass. That is the cool. Like most people were like,
Speaker 1: I mean bread and it's like shut up, but like
Speaker 1: that is actually really cool. Yeah, And I had so
Speaker 1: how close are you to the completion of the hot
Speaker 1: I'm pretty close. I have to do like the plum
Speaker 1: and like the electrical right now, and like the hardest part,
Speaker 1: it's no laying the foundation for the hot tub was
Speaker 1: the sketchiest because I was really worried about it. That's
Speaker 1: it right now. I don't know. Yeah, I'm showing a picture.
Speaker 1: That's the one that's my Yeah, man, I was picturing
Speaker 1: something with no offense, but I was picturing a real
Speaker 1: piece of ship. When you're talking about having built a
Speaker 1: hot tubbing, it might be a full piece of ship
Speaker 1: and might elapse, but no, laying the foundation was a
Speaker 1: little bit sketch. Just making sure everything's like super level.
Speaker 1: This is so nerdy and dorky. But that was the
Speaker 1: hardest part. And then the electrical and the plumbing. I'll
Speaker 1: have like my my work looked at, so I don't
Speaker 1: like electric keute myself in a big Yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: electrical is the part that any at home thing stops from.
Speaker 1: That's the scariest. Yeah, totally. I agree. I'm all about,
Speaker 1: like d I y everything in my house, like I'm building,
Speaker 1: like you know, I'm I'm putting up shelves and and
Speaker 1: I'm mounting televisions on the wall. But then as soon
Speaker 1: as like a light breaks, I'm like, oh we got
Speaker 1: a cost special guy, I'm not getting near wires. I
Speaker 1: just won't. I won't deal with electrical because I will
Speaker 1: say it's like really, it's really cheesy. But I feel
Speaker 1: like all of this stuff I used to be really
Speaker 1: afraid of, and like I probably wouldn't even have mounted
Speaker 1: a TV. But then there was something that just happened
Speaker 1: to the pandemic. I was so bored that I was
Speaker 1: just like the first thing I built was actually my
Speaker 1: back deck. I figured out how to build a deck,
Speaker 1: and I was as soon as I accomplished it, again
Speaker 1: so dorky, but like I just felt like very powerful
Speaker 1: and I was like, I can do. I could build
Speaker 1: a house from the ground top. I wanted to and
Speaker 1: I had the time, So it's yeah, put the mount
Speaker 1: those TVs. Baby, this is the opposite of dorky. I'm
Speaker 1: like pretty positive of that. I mean, I know, as
Speaker 1: a dor I will say that, like building ship with
Speaker 1: your hands, is I think the dona? No, it's dorky, man.
Speaker 1: It depends what you're building, building a deck like a nerd,
Speaker 1: Like I'm nerd. Yeah, I feel the house. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: it's just cool as Yeah, what is something you think
Speaker 1: is overrated? Overrated? At this point in time in my life,
Speaker 1: I gotta go with eggnog. I'm really trying to get
Speaker 1: into it as an adult. I feel like I had
Speaker 1: it one time when I was a kid and I
Speaker 1: was like, this is disgusting, And as an adult, I've
Speaker 1: recently purchased like a new carton, and I'm like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'm going to enjoy this. People really love
Speaker 1: this beverage. It's in all the Christmas movies I'm watching.
Speaker 1: It's disgusting. It is absolutely it's called egg nog. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you stop right there. The name alone atrocious. You've gotta
Speaker 1: be down bad to chug those things back. I feel
Speaker 1: like it's a perfect name both for I love egg
Speaker 1: nug and I think it's the perfect name, and you
Speaker 1: hate egg nug and it's also kind of the perfect
Speaker 1: name for that because it's just it's the right name.
Speaker 1: They definitely nailed the name. Yeah, they nailed it. There's
Speaker 1: something like nob where it's just like viscous and vomiting.
Speaker 1: It's like the it's the noise. Yeah, it's like that's
Speaker 1: vomit noises. Yeah, is their actual egg in it? Like
Speaker 1: I've really not looked into the ingredients. I think there's
Speaker 1: eggs terrible awful. I think they specifically. Yeah. So like
Speaker 1: the thing where you're saying you're trying to get into
Speaker 1: it is like somebody being like I'm trying to start smoking,
Speaker 1: Like it's so bad for you. It's like you're you're
Speaker 1: you're pigging a thing that I I wish I had
Speaker 1: never tasted because it's so good and that you're you're
Speaker 1: addicted to the nod. Wait, do you have it outside
Speaker 1: of the holidays? No, no, no, no, no, when when
Speaker 1: the holidays come around, when I have a carton in
Speaker 1: the house, it's it's going down. It doesn't. I even
Speaker 1: tried to get like the almond milk noog version to
Speaker 1: so like creamer, to like put in my coffee. Yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I've tried both. Okay, I'm trying. I'm really trying to
Speaker 1: make this a thing in my life. And even like
Speaker 1: filtered with coffee, I'm like, this ship is still disgusting.
Speaker 1: Do you like milkshakes? I love milkshakes. Okay, they they
Speaker 1: share a lot of properties. They're not ident. Don't come
Speaker 1: at me with nog and milkshakes being the same thing.
Speaker 1: They're not so similar. This consistency, yeah, but so is
Speaker 1: like a light mud, you know what I mean, it's
Speaker 1: not it's the consistency is not the point as much
Speaker 1: as the flavor, and the flavor of egg nog is
Speaker 1: very specific. It's a you know, yeah, it's got a
Speaker 1: lot of what's it called egg and nog. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: got a lot of too much nog, honestly, Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's got a lot of spices in there that the
Speaker 1: spices actually I don't I don't mind. I'm usually behind
Speaker 1: that exactly. Yeah, alright, what's something you think is underrated? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna twist this on its head a little bit.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come at you guys and give you a
Speaker 1: little surprise. I think something that's underrated is milky cocktails around, cocktails,
Speaker 1: just not eggnock. Like, give me, what are those called
Speaker 1: white rations? Last year, I became obsessed with this cocktail
Speaker 1: that was literally just like milk and peppermint schnots, and
Speaker 1: I would do like a little rim of crushed up
Speaker 1: candy canes. I would throw those babies back. I was
Speaker 1: not feeling great the next day. But I feel like
Speaker 1: people don't people, you know, there's a there's a whole
Speaker 1: bad vibe around milk these days. There's some things that
Speaker 1: you can put in there, oh, milk, almond milk, all
Speaker 1: the things, milactose free, regular milk. Now, it's yeah, anything
Speaker 1: you need, anything you need. Yeah, they've really figured out
Speaker 1: different ways to market milk. And non milk products to
Speaker 1: a degree where I'm just like, well, you don't have
Speaker 1: to drink white liquid like people. It's not like the
Speaker 1: law where it's like, well I gotta grew somewhat liquid.
Speaker 1: It's the morning. It's like no, you know, yeah, like, uh,
Speaker 1: it's just it's not the law. But it is one
Speaker 1: of the only sources of protein that my kids are
Speaker 1: fond of. So interesting that's where it's not chicken. No,
Speaker 1: they don't like. No, they come in and they come
Speaker 1: in and out on that. But like, yeah, if if
Speaker 1: it's chicken, it has to be basically like catch up
Speaker 1: soup with small like you know, sprinkles of of pieces
Speaker 1: of chicken McNuggets. Interesting. Yeah, yeah, but why because it
Speaker 1: is load with sugar. I know why they catch up? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: Why they like milk is also it's sweet and load
Speaker 1: to a sugar. No. Why don't they like chicken chicken?
Speaker 1: Everyone like chicken chicken? Question for the ages? They yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. They don't really like meat that much,
Speaker 1: to be honest, Peter got to them early. Huh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's weird. Yeah, raising a bunch of lips. That's right,
Speaker 1: that's cool. Good for them, but milk, you know, I
Speaker 1: got a lot of protein. They also has a very
Speaker 1: powerful lobby. I think that's the real reason that we're
Speaker 1: still drinking milk is people are like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's making my insides like explode with gas, and they're like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're going, Yeah, if you're a real man, you
Speaker 1: you you allow yourself to feel bloated and feel like
Speaker 1: shit after drinking milk. The one time that heart disease
Speaker 1: went down in the United States was during World War
Speaker 1: Two because that was the one time that they were
Speaker 1: dare irrations and they just like kind of buried that
Speaker 1: ship because they didn't know because powerful, Yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: cereal as milk. Yeah, I drink non fat milk. I'm
Speaker 1: a yeah. I uh so, I hope I don't because
Speaker 1: I drink. I drink that. I drink it like a
Speaker 1: gallon of that a week. I do love that you're
Speaker 1: a milky boy. Are you just of milk? I yeah?
Speaker 1: So what I do is I will just my dessert
Speaker 1: will be like a banana and a giant tall glass
Speaker 1: of really cold, non fat milk. Or at night, I'll
Speaker 1: just like have cent him in toast crunch and some
Speaker 1: milk and uh it sounds nice. Yeah, so that's mostly
Speaker 1: what it is, But that banana happens sometimes. I don't
Speaker 1: think I've seen an adult drink a glass of any
Speaker 1: kind of milk. Yeah, people look at me weird. I
Speaker 1: don't like to do it in public. It's like I would.
Speaker 1: I don't want people to know how much I enjoy
Speaker 1: a nice, cold, tall glass of milk. You've probably just
Speaker 1: not met many people who are as good a boys
Speaker 1: as a man. Good boy glass of milk. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: love milk and milky milky, milky cocktails, slkey cocktails. Guys,
Speaker 1: getting to it. Yeah, so what's your number? One? Is
Speaker 1: just milk with peppermint snaps. I think that that's a
Speaker 1: good that's a good go to. Um. You can put
Speaker 1: a little peppermint schnaps. You can put a little vodka
Speaker 1: in there if you're feeling really spicy. But the key is, guys,
Speaker 1: is the crushed up candy canes that go along the rim.
Speaker 1: Then then you're laughing and how do they how do
Speaker 1: they stick to the thing? But dip it in milk
Speaker 1: like you were making a margarita, you kind of like
Speaker 1: make the rip it in milk, dip it in milk,
Speaker 1: and then you dip it in the candy canes, and
Speaker 1: then you flip it and then you pour a cocktail
Speaker 1: in tonight. Actually have fired myself up. Wait, so have
Speaker 1: you already pre crushed your candy canes or do you
Speaker 1: buy like a crushed mix. I put them the candy
Speaker 1: canes into a zip lock, and then I get my
Speaker 1: niece sah. Yeah, yeah, I was gonna be really disappointed
Speaker 1: if you built your own hot tub, but you like
Speaker 1: had to get your candy cans pre crushed. Actually, bring
Speaker 1: somebody who comes to my house and crushes my cane.
Speaker 1: Blue Apron sends you a bag pre crushed. Yea, all right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break. We'll come back and talk
Speaker 1: about news and ship and we're back back back baby.
Speaker 1: And as we were talking about up top, you know,
Speaker 1: fewer people are drinking milk, fewer people are drinking sugar beverages.
Speaker 1: Your people are like alcohol is getting a bad name
Speaker 1: in these these days. And so I I feel like
Speaker 1: I haven't seen a number on this, but I feel
Speaker 1: like people are drinking more water today than probably at
Speaker 1: any point in human history. Just as like on a
Speaker 1: per person, per body basis, which because water is boring.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, here is that there is that part Like
Speaker 1: I would much rather be drinking mountain dew or a diet,
Speaker 1: but my wife insists that I drink water. She she
Speaker 1: like checks on my water consumption daily. She's my wife
Speaker 1: has a like big water container thing that actually like
Speaker 1: coaches you through. It has like the little things written
Speaker 1: on it. This is this is a thing that was
Speaker 1: given to her. So she didn't like go out and
Speaker 1: get in our house and it like yells at you,
Speaker 1: like chug chug, keep going almost there, all right, now
Speaker 1: start over? That's like you're that's one for the dead
Speaker 1: piece of dried out garbage. In a stiff wind. You
Speaker 1: look like a pile of ash. But anyways, I don't
Speaker 1: know how do you guys feel about just water? And Joe,
Speaker 1: I tried to drink a lot of it, like every
Speaker 1: single night I will go to bed with a full
Speaker 1: cup on my nightstand, and then by the morning there's
Speaker 1: just like you know, the top layers, just like collected
Speaker 1: dust from the spider. It's like little bubbles. Do you
Speaker 1: ever get those little bubbles in the water when when
Speaker 1: you've left it for too long? It's like, I don't
Speaker 1: understand those bubbles. Those bubbles are like what you've just
Speaker 1: been sitting and it's like, yeah, well, we got some
Speaker 1: guys in here doing this stuff. Stuff going on there.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. We're having I usually I agree
Speaker 1: with the water is boring. I usually have to put
Speaker 1: something in it. I usually put like a hydration packet
Speaker 1: to make it taste like fruit punch. I'm not actually
Speaker 1: drinking water, but I'm getting extremely hydrated in the process.
Speaker 1: I just put ice in it. If it's cold enough,
Speaker 1: then I will really really enjoy it. But yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I find water to be boring and useless. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: don't think the body human body needs water. I think
Speaker 1: you're a water truther water truth. I think the water
Speaker 1: lobby is trying to convince us that it needs water
Speaker 1: when really what we need is tall glass of non
Speaker 1: fat milk. That's right, some love and care. I do
Speaker 1: think that like putting a glass of water on your
Speaker 1: bedside table and feeling like it's your duty to drink it,
Speaker 1: which I also do, is probably like that. That's that's
Speaker 1: something our parents did. Our parents were like, why would
Speaker 1: I drink water? Right? Yeah? When I could, when I
Speaker 1: could dissolve some instant coffee in there. I can't remember
Speaker 1: a single moment from my childhood. I remember some smash
Speaker 1: and some milk and putting like the chocolate syrup in there.
Speaker 1: I would drink make all day long. There's not a
Speaker 1: single occurrence that I remember in my life of drinking
Speaker 1: water when I was a child. Yeah, orange juice was
Speaker 1: the healthiest thing to drink as far as I was concerned.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, Dr Pepper did no problems.
Speaker 1: For Dr Pepper was medically advised. Doctor made it, you know,
Speaker 1: over the counter medicine. Yeah, exactly, it's pepper. Mostly No,
Speaker 1: I used to drink water. I remember the first time
Speaker 1: I got totally fucking like made fun of for the
Speaker 1: water that I drank because we had these neighbors over
Speaker 1: the son and Berg's bunch of assholes, and uh they
Speaker 1: were like they asked, the oh you guys, Uh can
Speaker 1: I get a glass of water? I was like okay,
Speaker 1: and I brought back water and they drank it, and
Speaker 1: fucking this kid, he was just like, it's this tap water.
Speaker 1: And I literally didn't know what he meant. I was like,
Speaker 1: what is tapwater? It's water? Like you know, how like
Speaker 1: water comes out of things. They yeah, it's from the tap.
Speaker 1: It's like, what's a tap, bro, It's water, it's coming
Speaker 1: from the water guy, and yeah. And I found out
Speaker 1: that like people didn't drink tap water, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: well what do you drink? And they had like one
Speaker 1: of those spartlet things and I was like, you fucking
Speaker 1: boogie pieces of ship. So this is the thing. Suck.
Speaker 1: But you know, since we're all doing it constantly, might
Speaker 1: as well be good and thoughtful about it. And now
Speaker 1: there is such a thing as a water Somali a
Speaker 1: Vice article. It's full of absolute bullshit claims like that
Speaker 1: water on its own is actually not good for the
Speaker 1: human body. Come on, take h two oh with nothing
Speaker 1: else is distilled water with zero minerality, which is not
Speaker 1: good for the human body. It's great for your car battery,
Speaker 1: it's great for your electrical appliances. First of all, no,
Speaker 1: it's not, my friend, aren't asshole drop your phone in there? Better?
Speaker 1: But that's so funny. That's like that he's like the
Speaker 1: kid from Idiocracy going water, you mean, like from the toilet.
Speaker 1: But he's like, gone, so galaxy brain about water that
Speaker 1: he like hasn't like he's stopped understanding the very basic
Speaker 1: properties of water that like you shouldn't put electrical appliances
Speaker 1: in them anyways. Water you mean, it's great for swimming
Speaker 1: in that's what It's great for shower, but it's not
Speaker 1: great inside body, right, So that's what's sweat, is the
Speaker 1: body taking all the disgusting water and putting it out
Speaker 1: the body exactly, thank you. Everyone knows. Everyone knows that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that is one of the water Somalia's who so
Speaker 1: you know their claim is that like you need water
Speaker 1: minerality it it's probably true that com pure distilled water
Speaker 1: may not be as good for the human body as
Speaker 1: water with minerals in it. Tap water, tap water, Yes,
Speaker 1: we're going to get to the superiority of tap water,
Speaker 1: by the way, because water, so tap water is overseen
Speaker 1: by the e p A, and the e p A
Speaker 1: is not answering to like when it comes to tap water,
Speaker 1: the e p A is just you know, trying to
Speaker 1: make the water clean. The like bottled water that you
Speaker 1: drink is overseen by the f d A, which the
Speaker 1: FDA is build a lot of a lot of lobbies
Speaker 1: and very underfunded and does not so you're more likely
Speaker 1: to be poisoned by bottled water than you are by
Speaker 1: tap water, like even to the degree that like the
Speaker 1: very baseline like what you are allowed to have in water,
Speaker 1: tap water has higher standards than bottled water. Just like
Speaker 1: are you are you listening? Yeah, I was trying to pea. Also,
Speaker 1: a lot of the minerals I talked about in this
Speaker 1: article are things that quote could be good for you,
Speaker 1: um when they're like potassium, zinc, iron, magnesium. These minerals
Speaker 1: could provide important health benefits like lower and blood pressure,
Speaker 1: improving blood circulation, strengthening books. But I do feel like
Speaker 1: water in a lot of ways is operating at the
Speaker 1: level of like plus ebo effect, like where you're just
Speaker 1: like re not not that like you don't need water,
Speaker 1: it's just placebo. But like the idea that like one
Speaker 1: water is better than the other has a lot to
Speaker 1: do with what you are bringing to the experience. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like people I know used to like only buy
Speaker 1: Fiji water. You guys, remember Fiji bottled water, Like Fiji
Speaker 1: is the worst, like consistently worst water I've ever tasted,
Speaker 1: well to me, worse than desany Like actually, so I'm like,
Speaker 1: but this is what I'm saying that eggnog and Sani
Speaker 1: hook it up. It's the weird tongue bro because Sanny
Speaker 1: was the first like cold bottled water I ever tasted,
Speaker 1: and it was like, well, I tasted it at a
Speaker 1: time when bottled water was like a novelty, and so
Speaker 1: you know Sony is nostalgic for you. Yeah, well, it's
Speaker 1: just like it got implanted in there in some way
Speaker 1: that I can't help because yeah, no, I don't. I'm right.
Speaker 1: I'm not like Jasani is actually good and everybody else
Speaker 1: is wrong, and I'm right. I think it just got
Speaker 1: like locked into like my brain and something that liked Sani.
Speaker 1: I'm associating Dasani with like cold good water what people
Speaker 1: used to do that with Fiji water too. I mean
Speaker 1: I swear people acted like it was like the good water,
Speaker 1: and it was like, I think you just think that
Speaker 1: because the label it's got a waterfall, and you're like,
Speaker 1: people are just like suckers for like a good marketing camp,
Speaker 1: like a liquid Death number one. You know that company
Speaker 1: just like godless and for brillions of dollars, so much money,
Speaker 1: and all they're selling is canned water, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: canned water maybe it's good for the environment. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Always terrible always yeah, I feel like I'm always drinking pennies.
Speaker 1: It's never been good, not once. Oh have you tried
Speaker 1: drinking pennies? They're good. They're put a little penny in
Speaker 1: your water before I my opinion, my opinion, it's got
Speaker 1: a smack of pennies in there. But yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: that what that's what you know. I've started noticing about
Speaker 1: tap water. Once I had, like whatever sparklets or distilled
Speaker 1: or special rich guy water is that, I'll be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess Los Angeles like public tap water does smack
Speaker 1: of a little bit of rust. But it's not like
Speaker 1: it's not bad. It's just kind of I don't know,
Speaker 1: it gives it a little kick. That's what I like
Speaker 1: to think. I gotta say. I think like drinking growing up,
Speaker 1: drinking tapwater might make you like more of a superior human. Like,
Speaker 1: you know, I have a really small dog and he's
Speaker 1: very close to the ground. He I just call him
Speaker 1: like a garbage dumpster. Like he'll just eat anything so
Speaker 1: he never gets sick. His stomach is just like rock hard.
Speaker 1: I grew up in the middle of nowhere and we
Speaker 1: drank out of a well, and then every so often
Speaker 1: you'd have to put like a little like bleach or
Speaker 1: something like that in there to like kind of clean
Speaker 1: out the well. We're still drinking it, so like they
Speaker 1: just grew up drinking a little bit of just now
Speaker 1: and again now building saunas and hot taps. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. The tap water doesn't hurt. Yeah, when
Speaker 1: we started this call, actually you were walking across your
Speaker 1: room with two big pieces of lumber on either shoulder,
Speaker 1: like Arnold when we meet him in Commando. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: had a beer helmet and I was just connected to bleach,
Speaker 1: which I was like drinking straight bleach. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: the best tap water ever had. Like I don't know
Speaker 1: if does does New York City still claim that it
Speaker 1: has like the best tap water in the world. It
Speaker 1: really I that in their early two thousand's, I was like,
Speaker 1: this is New Yorkers in their fucking water, always talking
Speaker 1: it's the water that's the difference. That's why the bread
Speaker 1: tastes better and shot off. God, you don't know what
Speaker 1: you're talking about. It's the water. Literally, Like they've opened
Speaker 1: up Brooklyn water bagel like stores in l a where
Speaker 1: they just talk about we we ship the water across
Speaker 1: America and we get that good water. I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is this is all fake? This is fake. There is
Speaker 1: some like cool poetry to like the minerality of water,
Speaker 1: Like basically the water picks up. So the reason that
Speaker 1: water that is absolutely devoid of minerals actually tastes bad
Speaker 1: to people, and like you do see that over and over.
Speaker 1: It like comes near the bottom and taste tests. Even
Speaker 1: though you would think like, well, it's pure, so it
Speaker 1: would taste like nothing at least, but when you put
Speaker 1: water without anything in it next to like in your mouth,
Speaker 1: it actually leaches the minerals out of your mouth, and
Speaker 1: then that's what you're tasting, is it like? And so
Speaker 1: water just on its own like really and absorbs a
Speaker 1: lot of like minerals and stuff. And so you're like
Speaker 1: water just naturally is full of like minerals because it's
Speaker 1: coin you know, it's traveling through vast underground like lakes
Speaker 1: and revoirs that are you know, all rushing under our feet.
Speaker 1: Like there's like a cool poetry to it that. So
Speaker 1: where you live is determined, like and what the water
Speaker 1: tastes like where you live and what minerals you are
Speaker 1: getting in your body is determined by like what the underground,
Speaker 1: like oceans of fresh water that are under your sight
Speaker 1: are like around, which is I think that's like cool
Speaker 1: and kind of Yeah, there's something like natural and beautiful
Speaker 1: about that, you know, or it sounds good. But I agree,
Speaker 1: you know with Rachel that you would it would be
Speaker 1: nice to put a little bit of it's a little
Speaker 1: sugar flavor in it. M m. Yeah, Like minerals are good.
Speaker 1: But is sugar not a mineral? That's a real question.
Speaker 1: Is sugar not a mineral? Yeah? What is a mineral?
Speaker 1: A rock? Yeah, it's rocks. Yeah, it's just like it's
Speaker 1: determined by the rocks. That so we're drinking a little
Speaker 1: rocks that's a mineral. Yeah, it's like the rock flavor.
Speaker 1: They so the smalia I thought this was the best
Speaker 1: their best contribution in the article. They said water can
Speaker 1: also feel dry, silky, creamy, or even sparkly when you're
Speaker 1: drinking it, which I agree with, Like that's a good
Speaker 1: description of like some of the things that I've tasted
Speaker 1: in water before morning. Water you know, leftover on from
Speaker 1: your nightstand always feels dry. Yeah, might be because it's
Speaker 1: high in calcium. They say, that's the one that leaves
Speaker 1: a dry mouth feel. Oh yeah, water that's low minerality
Speaker 1: also leaves a dry mouth feel and can also and
Speaker 1: an almost metallic taste because it soaks up the minerals
Speaker 1: in your mouth. Binder explained, So strange. Yeah, kind of
Speaker 1: grossed out by water. Yeah, I want I went looking
Speaker 1: in vice, alright, I went looking elsewhere because vice would
Speaker 1: are cowards and they wouldn't name names of like what
Speaker 1: the best bottled water is because I'm curious. It does.
Speaker 1: It does seem like when you look at all the
Speaker 1: different taste tests, like at least in the top half
Speaker 1: you find tap water, just like tap water is as
Speaker 1: good as bottled waters as bottled water, and like there's
Speaker 1: just huge variability on almost everything else. This, honestly, I
Speaker 1: just feel vindicated and it makes me feel better about
Speaker 1: the years I spent drinking just straight hose water because
Speaker 1: I always water out the hose was the best water
Speaker 1: because it was the most like flavorful, because there's something
Speaker 1: going on with that the nozzle of the hose. I
Speaker 1: think house water is not supposed to be drank, Is
Speaker 1: that right? Or I think it's just ultimate tapwater. It's
Speaker 1: like top tier tapp Yeah, but probably like the first
Speaker 1: little like few gushes of water that are coming out
Speaker 1: of there with have just been like sitting in the
Speaker 1: that's the most flavorful, the first few water from Yeah,
Speaker 1: you get all those night some me buzz and then
Speaker 1: they meet all your other amuba's in your body and
Speaker 1: they become friends. Why you shouldn't drink your water from
Speaker 1: a garden hose written by one of the same Yeah,
Speaker 1: big by nest loaned by the sauna breaks. Yeah. In reality,
Speaker 1: most outdoor fasces and garden hoses, those made prior, are
Speaker 1: not meant to be used for drinking water. Whatever, dude,
Speaker 1: I'd turn out fine for the most part. I think, Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you guys have a favorite bottled water flavor or
Speaker 1: bottled water? I guess I guess we've we've covered that years.
Speaker 1: Matt is tap water, Yeah, well yeah, yeah, if but
Speaker 1: that bottled water, my favorite would probably be like you know, Arrowhead,
Speaker 1: I feel like that is to me, it was like
Speaker 1: the like classic It's just like it's cheap, the old
Speaker 1: nozzle like that. I feel like mine's a little like
Speaker 1: fru fru but heavy on. I feel like taste the most,
Speaker 1: like like there's no taste to it, it's just water. Yeah,
Speaker 1: even smart water sometimes can have a taste to it
Speaker 1: and just sawny for sure. Ye. Also, I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm a woman in vogue when I'm drinking it, like
Speaker 1: I'm flying first class. If I'm getting a bottle of
Speaker 1: Evan at the airport, everyone thinks I'm flying first class.
Speaker 1: Is Evian not also a skin cream? Am I crazy?
Speaker 1: I don't think so, but you're I see. Hannibal Lecter
Speaker 1: mentioned Evian skin cream in the movie Silence of the Lamps,
Speaker 1: When I could be wrong about that. It just sounds
Speaker 1: like it. It's a very French name, just sounds I know.
Speaker 1: There was like a mister that they sold for a
Speaker 1: while that like you can miss your face with evy
Speaker 1: on water the height of class. I'm looking at Evan cream.
Speaker 1: I would hire people from Craigslist to come over and
Speaker 1: just missed my face with edvy on while I worked.
Speaker 1: I think ev Evian did do well in like the
Speaker 1: public taste tests, like I guess Mother Jones did one.
Speaker 1: There was like a college that did a big bottled
Speaker 1: water taste test, and Evian kind of fared well. Both times,
Speaker 1: Dosani was like ranked near the top for one and
Speaker 1: then like near the bottom for the other. So I
Speaker 1: feel like it's it's very subjective. I guess I feel
Speaker 1: like Dosanni is like cornered the market on like movie theaters,
Speaker 1: because the only water that you can find there. I
Speaker 1: will have an extra large bag of the saltiest popcorn
Speaker 1: I've ever had in my life, and I'm still not
Speaker 1: touching to snill. I I could be yeah, I I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I would never have water with popcorn because it's just
Speaker 1: like that you're basically creating an like ocean water in
Speaker 1: your in your mouth because it's like salt and water.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, sometimes you get like the chocolate, you
Speaker 1: get the candies, you get the popcorn, and you're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: at least I can be good by getting some water.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not going to go full Gremlin and
Speaker 1: get you know, vanilla coke, but if it's just sunny,
Speaker 1: I won't do it. I'll go full Gromlin. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: pro tap water, but I was just like thinking about
Speaker 1: like where I would get the tap water, and I
Speaker 1: guess like said there's something and it's probably incorrect, but
Speaker 1: like going to a bathroom and getting water from the
Speaker 1: tap of at a public place like kind of grosses
Speaker 1: me out, So I probably wouldn't true. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess I wouldn't go to like the subway bathroom
Speaker 1: and just you know, be like I'm gonna fill up
Speaker 1: my water bottle. But you know, at home, like if
Speaker 1: you were to fill up your water bottle at home,
Speaker 1: you would probably fill it up in the tap from
Speaker 1: the kitchen sink. But there's no difference between that and
Speaker 1: going to your tub and just putting it in, you know,
Speaker 1: from there. Is that weird? I don't know. I'm never
Speaker 1: doing that. I'm doing that all the time. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do that right now. I've got to be desperado. If
Speaker 1: I'm going and filling up my water bottle from the bathroom,
Speaker 1: that means I am so hungover I can't even make
Speaker 1: it to the kitchen. That happens. I'm just saying, you know,
Speaker 1: like it's all it's all pipes. It's gonna be reasons
Speaker 1: for it though. Yeah, alright, let's take a break from
Speaker 1: talking about serious stuff like this and we'll talk about
Speaker 1: the House from the Christmas Story, a Christmas story in fact,
Speaker 1: and we're back and there's so that. Are you guys
Speaker 1: fans of a Christmas Story? Oh yeah, I watched it
Speaker 1: for the first time last year. I like, damn, it's cute.
Speaker 1: It's cute. It's dark. It's like always darker than I
Speaker 1: expected to be. You're saying about Christmas Story like you'll
Speaker 1: shoot your eye out, kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's like
Speaker 1: the ultimate. Like that was the movie where I realized, like, oh,
Speaker 1: every Christmas that I've ever had and seen has been
Speaker 1: the boomers trying to remake this exact Christmas. It's it
Speaker 1: is like the classic Christmas. It's like a lot of
Speaker 1: Christmas songs and big presents and you know, remember the fifties.
Speaker 1: That's what it feels like. And obsession with guns. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and everyone wants a gun. And I was always surprised that,
Speaker 1: you know, people would put soap in their kids mouths.
Speaker 1: I always thought that was strange because I was like, well,
Speaker 1: the words aren't literally dirty, They're not like the soap.
Speaker 1: Always seemed like a strange Yeah, right, okay, I take
Speaker 1: it back. This movie is not cute. It was like
Speaker 1: a snapshot in time of being like I can't believe
Speaker 1: the world used to be like, yeah, people really used
Speaker 1: to abuse kids, people didn't like kids. Take off his
Speaker 1: belt at one point too. Yeah, this is this is
Speaker 1: a like different world where people didn't like kids and
Speaker 1: the kids were just like okay, but yeah, everybody just
Speaker 1: like hates him and it was like, shut up. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of like similarities between A Christmas Story and
Speaker 1: Stephen King's it in terms of just kind of the
Speaker 1: abusive kids and people know you're not talking about it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I like the movie a lot. It
Speaker 1: has it has a huge legions of fans. So somebody
Speaker 1: bought the house back in the early two thousand's and
Speaker 1: turned it into it It's in Cleveland, that's where they
Speaker 1: shot the movie. They bought the house and turned it
Speaker 1: into like a museum. Weird the fan. The fan who
Speaker 1: just buy the house and live in the house, You
Speaker 1: fucking weirdo. So he's already in the business of making
Speaker 1: leg lamps, so like real, you know, next level upset life. Yo.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, so before he bought he bought the house
Speaker 1: from A Christmas Story, he was a leg lamp builder.
Speaker 1: He was a leg land builder from the movie. Like,
Speaker 1: was that inspired? Must have been? Yes? Yeah, yeah, No,
Speaker 1: his somebody like got him that as a gag gift,
Speaker 1: and he was like, I could build these, I could
Speaker 1: build these, and this is my life now, it's what
Speaker 1: the okay? And you can actually rent the house and
Speaker 1: spend the night there. Why it's not the owner makes
Speaker 1: leg lamps. I'm not staying in that hell. I've seen
Speaker 1: it on tiktoks of like little cameras hidden in shower heads.
Speaker 1: No ship to stay there on December twenty three. It'll
Speaker 1: cost you one thousand one dollars actually to stay there
Speaker 1: the nights of Christmas Eve and Christmas Day three thousand five.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just a Disneyland. That's the stupid thing
Speaker 1: to buy. But if you really like the movie, and
Speaker 1: I guess, but who wants to spend Christmas in Cleveland? Right?
Speaker 1: They're kind of limiting their audience there, right? Yes? It
Speaker 1: sold out? Is it? Do we know? If it's sold
Speaker 1: out this year? How's it doing staying there? I don't
Speaker 1: so probably not that well because the guy is selling
Speaker 1: the house right now, and there's like some weird like
Speaker 1: battle happening between the owner of the house is selling it,
Speaker 1: and like there's a person who played a bully in
Speaker 1: the movie. Zach Ward? Is that who it is? Zach Ward? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't ask me why. I know that. I was
Speaker 1: very into the short lived sitcom Titus and uh it
Speaker 1: was his brother was played by this guy Zach Ward,
Speaker 1: who was the bully in a Christmas Story. Oh right,
Speaker 1: so this is actually some else. This is who played
Speaker 1: Grover Gil of course, but he he is trying to
Speaker 1: put together a like group to buy the house so
Speaker 1: that it can be like a job for everybody who
Speaker 1: was in that movie to go and relive the Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, First of all, can I just say
Speaker 1: the house is not a memorable part of the movie, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't actually what does the house look like? It's
Speaker 1: the bathroom, Yeah, I remember that. I remember the stairs
Speaker 1: because he's standing on top of the stairs wearing the
Speaker 1: fucking bunny costume. But like if it was a house
Speaker 1: from Home alone, I'd be like, I get it because
Speaker 1: that I remember that house. I was like, whoa, that's
Speaker 1: a huge fucking house. But the Christmas Story house, there's
Speaker 1: not a movie defined by the house. I feel like
Speaker 1: it'd be god Like you'd go into there and it
Speaker 1: would be dark vibes, it would you'd be like, there's
Speaker 1: some ghostly situations happening here. There would definitely be a killer,
Speaker 1: like a killer dancing clown is trying to get you
Speaker 1: to go into the gutter like this is this is
Speaker 1: very strange. Yeah, it definitely had like a dysfunctional alcoholic
Speaker 1: family vibe. Yes like that. So wouldn't that be fun?
Speaker 1: They're like you can even smell the beer in the
Speaker 1: seat cushions. But yeah, what what would your number one
Speaker 1: house be? Like? I guess Wayne Manner would be pretty
Speaker 1: fun to be down for the Bai's Playhouse. I feel like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I would never go into that house. I
Speaker 1: would say the Little Cabin from the Holiday Oh yes,
Speaker 1: I do. I thought you're gonna say a little cabin
Speaker 1: from Cabin in the Woods. Absolutely not. No, We're sticking
Speaker 1: a Christmas Movies, Holidays and Must Watch you guys, you
Speaker 1: dig it? Yeah, alright, the one the studio apartment. Um,
Speaker 1: if we're just if we're talking about just holiday movies,
Speaker 1: it would be the studio apartment that Billy Bob Thornton
Speaker 1: stays in in Bad Santa. Yeah. Yeah, that's similar to
Speaker 1: this though, right, Yeah, Yeah, that's I think that's where
Speaker 1: I would, And he's only in it for one scene
Speaker 1: and he's just throwing a beer against the wall because
Speaker 1: he's read that the alarm clock woke him up. If
Speaker 1: we're opening this up to movies outside of the holiday
Speaker 1: holiday movies, I would do. I was obsessed with Spy
Speaker 1: kids when I was younger, and I remember my dad
Speaker 1: took me to see that movie, and when he drove
Speaker 1: me home, I was like looking at all the events
Speaker 1: in the car, and then when I got home, I
Speaker 1: was like looking at every you know, little cabinet for
Speaker 1: secret passages and hidden Yeah, a little microwave they can
Speaker 1: like you just press a button and then a McDonald's
Speaker 1: order pops up. That's not I'm talking about. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: not the Christmas story house. Yeah, absolutely not. I don't
Speaker 1: even know what that I literally, what does that house
Speaker 1: look like? I don't know what. It's just a two
Speaker 1: story small house that is like yellow with green trim.
Speaker 1: The person isn't disclosed in case you guys are interested,
Speaker 1: The person isn't disclosing the asking price, but only qualified
Speaker 1: buyers who have signed n d as will find out
Speaker 1: about the pricing details, and people who want to buy
Speaker 1: the house have to make an offer along with details
Speaker 1: about themselves, including info about their background and wealth. Plus
Speaker 1: they have to write a theme essay, like the one
Speaker 1: Ralphie is assigned in the movie titled Why I Want
Speaker 1: to Buy a Christmas Story House and Museum. Okay, so
Speaker 1: this is yeah, this is a really really weird way
Speaker 1: to get the weirdest possible person to own. You don't
Speaker 1: deserve me, Yeah, you don't deserve my house. Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: just sell it to a normal person. You don't want
Speaker 1: to sell to someone's Like I didn't write about how
Speaker 1: My favorite part was when the kid put his tongue
Speaker 1: on to poll because then I got to see a
Speaker 1: child's tom like that. It's like, that's the guy who's
Speaker 1: going to buy the house. You don't want that. This
Speaker 1: should be season two of The Watcher. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you guys saw that on Netflix, right, it does
Speaker 1: have season two. Is this guy sells this house and
Speaker 1: then tries to scare them away so that he can
Speaker 1: buy it back for really cheap. He's made his money
Speaker 1: on the sale by mackerel chain. Yeah, because the flip
Speaker 1: flip a property. The actor who was like you should
Speaker 1: we should buy it for the cast and then like
Speaker 1: it could be a live museum where the cast could
Speaker 1: come and adult versions of the characters you knew from
Speaker 1: your childhood would be there to just make you sad.
Speaker 1: But anyways, that's his plan. And then they like gott
Speaker 1: in a fight out in front of the house that
Speaker 1: was like really depressing, where like the current owner like
Speaker 1: ran up. I was like, get the funk off my house,
Speaker 1: Get off of my house, and they like we're like
Speaker 1: shouting at each other. All these fans are just like,
Speaker 1: what's happening? Is there a video of that? There is
Speaker 1: then the movie again? To be honest, yeah, no, for real,
Speaker 1: I mean that is I like that there's drama, you know,
Speaker 1: So that's that's a lot of fun they did. I
Speaker 1: was just gonna say that, didn't they just make a
Speaker 1: sequel with the guy? Because I saw an HBO Max.
Speaker 1: I was like, it's at a Christmas Story like two
Speaker 1: or again or whatever they called it, and uh, it
Speaker 1: was the kid who played Ralphie, but you know older,
Speaker 1: And I was like, I think it's the same actor,
Speaker 1: which you know, that kind of depressed me a little bit.
Speaker 1: See I don't think so that that actually made me
Speaker 1: feel better because you could have some actors who are
Speaker 1: like fighting over an old house that was like in
Speaker 1: five minutes of the movie. Or you could have this
Speaker 1: gentleman who has you know, he's he's yeah, he's IMDb
Speaker 1: star star meter is rising. Yeah, good for him. I
Speaker 1: mean I was. I guess I was happy for him,
Speaker 1: but I just hadn't seen him in a while. And
Speaker 1: you know when someone's like a really cute kid and
Speaker 1: you see them as an adult and you go, buddy,
Speaker 1: that's actually my favorite thing to do with Christmas movies.
Speaker 1: I was just recently watching a Santa Claus and I
Speaker 1: was like, what's that kid up to? Um, don't don't
Speaker 1: look it up. I don't know. Now I have to
Speaker 1: know that what's that kid? What's that young what's that
Speaker 1: kid doing? Tim al and just being like culture, okay,
Speaker 1: well that's what he's doing. They always just look a
Speaker 1: little sad. They go from being very hute to like,
Speaker 1: you know, It's one thing I'm a little worried about
Speaker 1: with um my daughter because she's eight weeks old right
Speaker 1: now and she's so adorable, and I'm just like adorable
Speaker 1: kids ugly sometimes yeah, sometimes, or sometimes they're just they
Speaker 1: stay stunning. One of the time for this. I mean
Speaker 1: idea that I don't mind if she's ugly, you know,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna tell her that constantly going up. I
Speaker 1: don't even care that you're should be more ugly, I think.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm gonna buy the house. Well, just don't
Speaker 1: try and do it. So so the guy. The way
Speaker 1: the argument ended, the owner. Current owner apologized to the
Speaker 1: public for his behavior. Claimed his anger was due to
Speaker 1: his concerns that the actor was trying to scam him,
Speaker 1: and he but his version of a scam, as he said,
Speaker 1: he's organizing a go fund me campaign seeking donations from
Speaker 1: fans to buy the house. I'm not selling the house
Speaker 1: through go fund me, so fans should not contribute to
Speaker 1: that fund under false pretenses, thinking their money is going
Speaker 1: towards buying the house. I don't think he knows what
Speaker 1: like go fund me. Yeah, that's not that's going on.
Speaker 1: That's not where I'm selling it. But also that is
Speaker 1: a little bit weird that they're making a go fund me.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, it's all weird. Everyone involved in the
Speaker 1: story is freaking me the funk out. Yeah, it's demolish it,
Speaker 1: tear it down. Yeah, I like that by it and
Speaker 1: tear it down, like the yeah, let the Ghosts of
Speaker 1: Christmas story out. Yeah, well, Rachel, I'm sorry, I'm just
Speaker 1: thinking about it. I know, we gotta end this. Just
Speaker 1: thinking about how that movie ends, And I'd forgotten about
Speaker 1: this until I replay the whole movie in my head
Speaker 1: and it ends with them sucking up the turkey and
Speaker 1: then they go to a Chinese restaurant and the Chinese
Speaker 1: people sing falla la la la, but with a racist
Speaker 1: Chinese accent, and I'm like, yeah, that's how that movie ends.
Speaker 1: On cool, classic, classic class movie. I'm gonna watch Rachel
Speaker 1: pleasure having you. Where can people find you? Follow you,
Speaker 1: hear you, all that good stuff? They can follow me
Speaker 1: on basically every platform ever invented at Rachel Banetta and
Speaker 1: I am on TV quite a bit. I'm on NFL
Speaker 1: Network on Fridays and Sundays, and I have a podcast
Speaker 1: twice a week bench with Banetta, and you can listen
Speaker 1: to it wherever you listen to podcasts. Yeah. Yeah, Is
Speaker 1: there a tweet or some of the work of social
Speaker 1: media You've been enjoying social media? No, not right now,
Speaker 1: but I would like to make a recommendation for a
Speaker 1: documentary I just watched last night. It was called Stutes
Speaker 1: or Stuts. It's the Jonah Hills Therapist documentary and it is,
Speaker 1: I think my favorite thing that I've watched, one of
Speaker 1: my favorite things that I've watched this year. It's a
Speaker 1: good it's a good it's a good good watch awesome.
Speaker 1: X Oh yeah, Matt, where can people find you with
Speaker 1: a tweet or work as social media you've been enjoying? Yes, um,
Speaker 1: thank you for having me. By the way. I love
Speaker 1: I love coming on, I love talking to you guys.
Speaker 1: And uh, you can listen to my The Wire rewatch
Speaker 1: podcast Spot Yourself the Wire or my Sopranos rewatched podcast
Speaker 1: Bought Yourself a Gun? Yeah, I watched all of the
Speaker 1: Sopranos and talked about it. Now we're talking about the
Speaker 1: Wire and uh yeah, so just search for either of those.
Speaker 1: Give us five stars in a review. Please unpot yourself
Speaker 1: a gun because we're almost at a thousand. I just
Speaker 1: want that. I just want I just want a thousand
Speaker 1: five stars and reviews, So please do it. And uh,
Speaker 1: you can follow me on Instagram at Matt lead Jokes.
Speaker 1: A tweet that I have been enjoying. Danny de Vito said,
Speaker 1: to Joe Biden. No, Joe, you're supposed to help the
Speaker 1: rail You're supposed to help the rail road workers. You
Speaker 1: got it backwards. A handful of sick days come on,
Speaker 1: Workers of the World Unite. The fact that Danny DeVito
Speaker 1: sometimes quotes Marks makes me love him so much, just
Speaker 1: because you just watch him on Uh it's always sunny
Speaker 1: and he's you know, he's got a toe knife, he's
Speaker 1: coming out naked out of a couch. He's uh, he's
Speaker 1: got a gun. It's but you forget that inside is
Speaker 1: just this adorable little five ft one socialist who's uh,
Speaker 1: who should be a president? One? He might be less,
Speaker 1: he might be I would say less. Yeah, he's probably one.
Speaker 1: Four Danny de Vito fight, Yeah, he's four ft Love that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love it. He's just he's a he's a beautiful
Speaker 1: little man and I love him. There you go. You
Speaker 1: can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien. Uh
Speaker 1: some tweets I've been enjoying at Sullivan Jones tweet. It's
Speaker 1: so funny when someone writes a song to try to
Speaker 1: get someone to have sex with them. That's what a
Speaker 1: bird would do. And then Cassie rob tweeted, posting, wow,
Speaker 1: pretty problematic under every single person Spotify wrapped, and then
Speaker 1: responding It's not my job to educate you when they
Speaker 1: ask what I mean by that. You can find us
Speaker 1: on Twitter at daily Zy Guys were at the Dailys
Speaker 1: like Geist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page
Speaker 1: and a website Daily zi guys dot com where we
Speaker 1: post our episodes and our footnotes, the information that we
Speaker 1: talked about in today's episode, as well as a song
Speaker 1: that we think you might enjoy. Hey, superproducer Justin, do
Speaker 1: you have a song that people might enjoy? I usually
Speaker 1: do give me one second. Well, you know, Justin, I
Speaker 1: just want to say every time I'm on the show
Speaker 1: and I listened back to all of the recordings and
Speaker 1: I and I hear the song choices and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: these are all really good. But for some reason, I've
Speaker 1: never heard you guys play a single. Bod Yourself, a
Speaker 1: gun parody, bought a B story in which I take
Speaker 1: a song like kiss from a Rose and make it
Speaker 1: the synopsis of the episode that I have just currently watched.
Speaker 1: So maybe one of these days, you guys, well we'll
Speaker 1: play about a B story. I write all these parody
Speaker 1: songs for every episode of The Sopranos and The Wire.
Speaker 1: They're very good there, I think Actually we have, um, well,
Speaker 1: guest actually shouted out one of your songs before and
Speaker 1: we didn't play it, but we usually, yeah, play the
Speaker 1: play the song man. Of course you have my promotions.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite? Oh, I think it would probably be
Speaker 1: it would be the under Pressure, but about long Term Parking,
Speaker 1: the episode where you know, we see what happens to
Speaker 1: Adriana Leserva. Also, we don't play these songs usually we
Speaker 1: because of copyright things, so we just direct them to them.
Speaker 1: Oh is that right? So we'll we'll do that. Oh yeah, no,
Speaker 1: you definitely won't be able to play because uh everything
Speaker 1: is copy Basically what I'm doing is illegal because I
Speaker 1: just take the instrumental and then I sing over. But yeah,
Speaker 1: you know he has to know who's gonna know? All right, Well,
Speaker 1: we will link off to the long Term parking under Pressure.
Speaker 1: I mean maybe we could play under Pressure. No one's
Speaker 1: ever gotten sued over that song, right, I mean, but
Speaker 1: if you play it with other lyrics, I don't know already?
Speaker 1: Laws weird. You guys got lawyers though, right, Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: very cool and understanding. All right, we'll link off to
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