Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season to sixty six,
Speaker 1: episode five of Dirt Day. Yeah, just four hundred more
Speaker 1: seasons and we're going to be at the Rattis season
Speaker 1: of all. This is a production of I Heart Radio.
Speaker 1: It's a podcast where we take a deep dive into
Speaker 1: America's share consciousness. And it is Friday, December nine, quenty
Speaker 1: twenty two, which of course means that Jack, change your
Speaker 1: already forgot the characters, change your name to Willie Lowman
Speaker 1: because it's National Salesperson Day. Did I get that right? Uh? Dude,
Speaker 1: I fucking dug deep and I had like a panic
Speaker 1: attackle like you forgot the name already. Also, it's Weary
Speaker 1: Willie Day. I'm not sure what that is Nationally Day? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that based on death of a salesman Weary Willy Loman?
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's about it's a character from the art
Speaker 1: people with directile dysfunction. No, no, no, no, it's uh,
Speaker 1: like I said, as much as you want to make
Speaker 1: it about about clowning, it's a specific character like when
Speaker 1: you see like the clown with a bendle stick that vibe.
Speaker 1: I guess that's like known as the Weary Willie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: working the old Weary Willie went on to be an
Speaker 1: American icon. I am going to be traveling Weary Willie
Speaker 1: status with a bendle stick and a big frown painted
Speaker 1: on my face, and they're gonna be like, wow, your
Speaker 1: eyes are painted so interesting, Like, no, that's just a
Speaker 1: lack of sleep. Yeah, I know those are real bags. Anyways,
Speaker 1: my name's Jack O'Brien AKA. No one knows what it's
Speaker 1: like to be the bad man, to be the jacked
Speaker 1: man behind pale thigh's. But my dreams they aren't as
Speaker 1: empty as my yearning for Miles to notice me. I
Speaker 1: have hours only lonely. My thighs are begging need to
Speaker 1: be seen. Yeah, that is courtesy of the one, the
Speaker 1: Only Lex Lugi, Mr Lugubrious himself. Very appropriate that we
Speaker 1: have a plumpers themed AKA today little foreshadowing for I
Speaker 1: am thrilled to be joined as always by my co host,
Speaker 1: Mr Miles Milesy. Garden holes in my mouth, guarden holes
Speaker 1: in my mouth, garden holes in my mouth, garden holes
Speaker 1: in my mouth. Liquid fied freak so Melia critique. Garden
Speaker 1: holes Lad make that nervous system weak. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're drinking expired De Signy wash it down with soda
Speaker 1: pop for this acidic De Signy float egg knock on
Speaker 1: top of this year salty Designy. Shout out to Salvador
Speaker 1: Jolly Bore Strong and also, you know you picked up
Speaker 1: when I said manghetta. I didn't say hose, but shout
Speaker 1: out to the bilinguals out there. You know what I am? Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Strong entry Strong, nickname Strong first. OK. If we haven't
Speaker 1: heard of Salvador Jolly Jointore, I don't know that. I
Speaker 1: I remember hearing that. Also, that is the only kind
Speaker 1: of I don't like ice cream floats. There's too much
Speaker 1: flavor in there, So I just like eggnog on top
Speaker 1: of the sany water. That's my Uh's my holiday treat.
Speaker 1: That's criminal Miles. Yeah, we're thrilled a little trepidacious to
Speaker 1: be joined in our third seat by a brilliant comedian, writer, actor,
Speaker 1: and twisted motherfucker just stand up album. The Blake album
Speaker 1: Stuffed Boy and Live from the Pandemic debut at number
Speaker 1: one on iTunes in Amazon. His album Twelve Years of
Speaker 1: Voicemails from Todd Glass to Blake Wexler charted on Billboard,
Speaker 1: Please welcome, the hilarious, the chaotic. He's riding a recumbent
Speaker 1: bike in short shorts and his plumpers are on full display.
Speaker 1: It's Blake. Hey, guys, thank you for having me. This
Speaker 1: is Blake Wexler, a k A. Sight or day side
Speaker 1: or day or day or day or day side or
Speaker 1: day day They sights all Site. That is not from
Speaker 1: Paul Garabina. That's for me. I regret that. And it
Speaker 1: is titled Saturday sights All Site for Sighting. That's one
Speaker 1: of those songs that like not Now that I've heard
Speaker 1: it a bunch of times, it doesn't strike you as much.
Speaker 1: But the first time I heard it, I'm like, this
Speaker 1: guy's just screaming Saturday, yeah over again. What was happening here?
Speaker 1: Someone remixed that like in the air tonight we're with
Speaker 1: the with the drum where it's like but they looped
Speaker 1: it over and over and over again for like four
Speaker 1: minutes where it just never ends. Where I wonder if
Speaker 1: someone could do that Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday Thurday Saturday,
Speaker 1: just trying different. Emphasis is yeah, because what is it? Like?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, has someone made it? No? Yeah? The internet
Speaker 1: the internet is no someone did one for twenty one
Speaker 1: pilots Saturday? Is there? Did somebody remake the twenty one
Speaker 1: pilots one? Jack, we're talking about Elton John's version. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: because you know that one you're talking about like when
Speaker 1: people do whatever for ten hours. It's kind of like
Speaker 1: the that like YouTube format, just like just like when
Speaker 1: people do like I know, I know, I know, I
Speaker 1: know what I know. No, no, I know, I know,
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: Ust guess what? Yeah, baby, where is it? We're nineteen
Speaker 1: minutes in. My team made it. Yeah, yeah, an hour
Speaker 1: and five minutes in. The old things that're gonna come
Speaker 1: in and change it at some point, right like stid out.
Speaker 1: The best is the visuals to the video. It's a
Speaker 1: non ending loop of just like an infinite going into
Speaker 1: Elton John's mouth. Soom oh my god, I'm gonna throw
Speaker 1: up just long that YouTube video is. Look, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna say say it up top. I was against having
Speaker 1: Blake on today. We're gonna have Henry Kissen drawn yeah,
Speaker 1: and our podcast to just recover them from the last
Speaker 1: time Blake was here and referred to his legs as
Speaker 1: plumpers and like Henry and I have the same agent,
Speaker 1: and I get his bookings when he can't make them,
Speaker 1: which is frequently he's not well. If you haven't noticed,
Speaker 1: I loved your talk at Davos things in perspective. Yeah, yeah, great, Like, no,
Speaker 1: it's not power fault, it's not Why are they hating
Speaker 1: because we have money? I don't get it, guys, Oh jealousy?
Speaker 1: Is that? Maybe? Ever heard of it? Thank you anyways, Blake,
Speaker 1: it's great. It's great to have you back. Blake. Did
Speaker 1: you see did you see Shaq get pushed into the
Speaker 1: Christmas tree by Yeah, that's what we're talking about. I said,
Speaker 1: with the people crave this context, we need to talk
Speaker 1: about it. We don't know on inside the NBA, there
Speaker 1: was like a foot race where Kenny put shoved fucking
Speaker 1: Shock into like a like probably a Christmas tree, and
Speaker 1: half they're running, they go shoulder to shoulder. Shock goes
Speaker 1: like head first into this fucking Christmas and like vanishes
Speaker 1: into it because it's so big it is. And by
Speaker 1: falling into the Christmas tree instead of continuing to move
Speaker 1: in like unimpeded, Uh, that Christmas tree saved three lives
Speaker 1: because if you had just like gone off off stage
Speaker 1: into like people working behind the scenes that they would
Speaker 1: have been crushed. I'm surprised Shack hasn't given himself the
Speaker 1: nickname of the vociferous coniferous yet after falling into that tree,
Speaker 1: I think there's nothing more objectively funny than a person
Speaker 1: falling into a tree because you think it would be painful,
Speaker 1: but you do get absorbed by the pond. There's something
Speaker 1: about what like someone that big, like running it full
Speaker 1: because it feels very childish because they're just racing to
Speaker 1: the other end of the studio and Kenny Smith just
Speaker 1: gives them the shoulder to shoulder. Here you just see
Speaker 1: his feet stick it out. Yeah, it looks like a
Speaker 1: Wizard of Oz in the house lands on it up. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I would be screaming. Maybe he would have
Speaker 1: been where we not on um, not on TV. Maybe
Speaker 1: he would have been just going how how ow ow?
Speaker 1: But he held it in. There was this guy who
Speaker 1: would hang out in the valley. His name was Christmas
Speaker 1: Tree Mike, and he got that name because he was
Speaker 1: always jumping into Christmas trees. See this is a thing
Speaker 1: like Key for Sutherland did it in that one video
Speaker 1: and it's like one of the greatest videos of just
Speaker 1: drunken madness that I've ever seen. Now, Shack getting pushed
Speaker 1: into one like this feels like a thing that just
Speaker 1: diving into Christmas trees might it's time might be coming,
Speaker 1: And apparently it already was with Christmas Tree. Is that
Speaker 1: like our new way of like pushing back against like
Speaker 1: creeping theocracy? Yes, hold on, I just I haven't seen
Speaker 1: the key for Sutherland one in a while. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: is he like at a hotel lobby? You're a pirate man?
Speaker 1: That would explain everything? Just take me take the tree down.
Speaker 1: He kind of dives. It's not a satisfying die. He
Speaker 1: dies with his hands like straight up. Do you want
Speaker 1: to like full arm and leg wrap around the trunk?
Speaker 1: Not to be underrated is the guy saying key for
Speaker 1: you're a pirate man and key for responding that would
Speaker 1: explain everything before? Yeah, that would explain everything. You ever
Speaker 1: seen him out in l a drunk? I haven't, but
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people who have. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: like another l A story. People would you you sort
Speaker 1: of like have? Is like back in the early odds
Speaker 1: was like you'd always probably intersect with Andy Dick doing
Speaker 1: something absolutely fucking ridiculous or illegal, and then the other
Speaker 1: one was key for Sutherland. Yeah, Brian came in the chat. YEP.
Speaker 1: I know, dude, if you were hanging around the fucking
Speaker 1: canters on Fairfax, you definitely were running into Andy Dick
Speaker 1: because that's where I always saw him. I've seen him there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's crazy, like yo, that washed up dude is are
Speaker 1: like eight times out of time. I guess. I guess
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna get touched inappropriately while I eat a
Speaker 1: grilled cheese sandwich and one o'clock in the morning, my
Speaker 1: friend got in a car. My friend got in a
Speaker 1: car with Andy Dick around the time. He was like
Speaker 1: twenty years old, and he was like very much star
Speaker 1: struck by like being like, hey, you want to go
Speaker 1: to a party with us, And he got like this
Speaker 1: like Porsche like with like two other dudes, and then
Speaker 1: like he like got out like immediately, and we're like, oh,
Speaker 1: it became like in predatory very quickly. Yeah, Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is this is what you're missing out by by not
Speaker 1: living in l A the rest of America. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: miss it. I miss that more than anything else, not
Speaker 1: not not the French. I'll miss you most of all
Speaker 1: a little Wizard of Oz reference for the kids. All Right, Blake,
Speaker 1: we're going to get to know you a little bit
Speaker 1: better in a moment if we dare. Yeah, I'll hang
Speaker 1: out here until you're done. Okay, cool, Thank you for
Speaker 1: doing that. First, we're gonna tell our listeners few of
Speaker 1: the things we're talking about. Britney Grinder was released from
Speaker 1: a Russian prison and a one to one prisoner exchange,
Speaker 1: and the right is hopping mad about it. So we'll
Speaker 1: talk about that and whether that's a good look for them.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about Jesse Waters, renowned knower of female desires.
Speaker 1: As Miles wrote, he's weighing in on the weed scene. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it's off the back of the Britney Grinder
Speaker 1: story because I think they want to keep the outrage of,
Speaker 1: of course marijuana. Yeah. Um, we're gonna talk about the Republicans.
Speaker 1: They're trying to figure out what the hey happened here?
Speaker 1: What the heck? And uh, we're we're gonna we're gonna
Speaker 1: look at the numbers because they're not exactly what you
Speaker 1: might expect. Um, we're gonna talk about how there's a
Speaker 1: new Killer Santa movie out this is like a new
Speaker 1: trend with like action movie Killer Santa's. We're we're going
Speaker 1: to compare it to a Killer Santa from the eighties
Speaker 1: that the right really objected to and ask the question,
Speaker 1: what what happened? Why aren't they mad anymore about about
Speaker 1: Killer Santa. We might even get into splash Mountain find
Speaker 1: closing all that plenty more, But first, Blake, we do
Speaker 1: like to ask our guests, as you know here on
Speaker 1: the daily, say guys, what's something from your search history
Speaker 1: that's revealing about who you are? It's gonna be a
Speaker 1: splash Mountain when I show you, guys my plumpers later.
Speaker 1: So I'm actually, what about a Google search? My Google
Speaker 1: search is? I googled for Loco alcohol content and someone
Speaker 1: brought up for Loco and I remember in college it
Speaker 1: was this was before they rebranded it as something that
Speaker 1: can be currently sold in the United States for before
Speaker 1: they're like, there's a lot of stuff in this that
Speaker 1: we I don't know why. I almost said guys that
Speaker 1: I edited myself out. Don't worry, hey man, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of this in the stream. And it's more it's
Speaker 1: a more complicated answer than I thought it would be.
Speaker 1: Saying you were trying to get to the heart of
Speaker 1: pre band for local, well actually postpan so current because
Speaker 1: I saw some in a gas station. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the hell is that left over from before? But
Speaker 1: what what is it like? Eleven? What is it like?
Speaker 1: It's eight, twelve percent and fourteen percent? Because I think
Speaker 1: it depends just randomly, just based on which one, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, we just kind of poured in there
Speaker 1: at random, and can you take a sip of it
Speaker 1: as we're pouring it in, so you know, depending on
Speaker 1: how drunk we already are, it might be a lower percentage.
Speaker 1: Let's take the foot off the gas a little bit.
Speaker 1: We got a twelve I think because it differs from
Speaker 1: state to state where I think local alcohol laws help
Speaker 1: govern how much of an A b V you can
Speaker 1: have in a alcoholic beverage. Where I remember in college
Speaker 1: this was the case where it wasn't federally banned. It
Speaker 1: was state by state, and I was going to school
Speaker 1: in Massachusetts. Can't tell you what it was, Emerson College,
Speaker 1: and they banned it in Massachusetts was one of the
Speaker 1: first ones. And this idiot that I knew had bought
Speaker 1: like cases of it. Boardwalk Empire style and was stopped
Speaker 1: selling this Polson around school, and I was to keep
Speaker 1: it in barrels that were like encased in hey with
Speaker 1: with Thompson machine guns in places in between them. Pinkerton's
Speaker 1: keeping the safe off duty, Pinkerton's on duty Pinkerton's And yeah,
Speaker 1: we had it all. But no, I never was into it.
Speaker 1: I was afraid. I still have like a phobia of
Speaker 1: too much of like having a heart issue, I guess,
Speaker 1: even though that's not a medical issue for me or
Speaker 1: my family. Knock on wood, but that stuff always freaked
Speaker 1: me out. To have a depressant and so many stimulants
Speaker 1: in one beverage. But it's it's back, and I think
Speaker 1: they I guess they watered it down a little bit,
Speaker 1: but it's kind of kind of freaks me out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well they got it. They had to take all the
Speaker 1: uppers because that was the thing that was leading to
Speaker 1: like terrible outcomes for those kids. But I don't have
Speaker 1: just like a handful of caffeine pills dissolved in every
Speaker 1: I always felt like that's what it. It felt like
Speaker 1: that there were pills dissolved in that Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, it had caffeine, taurine, guadana, and wormwood,
Speaker 1: which is what absinthe is made wood. Yeah, they're trying
Speaker 1: to hurt you at that point, right, Like that feels
Speaker 1: that feels? Uh because up to did you have like,
Speaker 1: you know, like real scrappy friends who are drinking sparks.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, more Sparks than four Local and because well sparks, Well,
Speaker 1: Sparks was the o G Like, hey man, you want
Speaker 1: to really freak your friends out, then drink this out
Speaker 1: of a paper like without a paper bag covering it
Speaker 1: and let that you're drinking sparks. That was like sparks
Speaker 1: kind of night. Okay, yeah, yeah, Without sparks, you have
Speaker 1: no for local. That's right. Wait, Sparks was pre for local.
Speaker 1: It was just a yeah sparks. It's just like you
Speaker 1: woke up with a bad taste in your mouth for
Speaker 1: the next week if you drank a lot of sparks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly that that taste was the barrel of a gun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the four and four locals referencing those four stimulants. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it's the number four. And now they don't have
Speaker 1: the stimulants and still kept the name. They've lost their way. Yeah, well, this,
Speaker 1: this liberal society just keeps destroying all these great Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is something you think is overrated? Blake overrated? So
Speaker 1: this is my second year living back on the East
Speaker 1: Coast after being in l A for ten years, and
Speaker 1: I've realized the cold is overrated. Where one of my
Speaker 1: biggest fears moving back the story angel you know over here,
Speaker 1: is making a face making one of miles is patented
Speaker 1: faces that I'm like to see in person. I'm sweating
Speaker 1: under my gigantic fleece hoodie right now, I'm forcing on
Speaker 1: my body. But go on about the well it is
Speaker 1: you just need to buy This sounds so simple, but
Speaker 1: as long as you have an appropriately warm coat, it's
Speaker 1: not a big deal. Where I bought the warmest coat
Speaker 1: I could possibly find, and it has not been an
Speaker 1: issue twenty degrees. Put the hood up, you know, layer up.
Speaker 1: You just need warm clothes where the heat you're kind
Speaker 1: of just fucked, you know, right, Just pile it on,
Speaker 1: Just pile on the layers and you're good. What about
Speaker 1: your legs, That's the one thing I always have trouble
Speaker 1: because you like to keep those like to keep those
Speaker 1: on display. Right, So yeah, that's not a problem. For you.
Speaker 1: Is it flora length the duster style parka that you're
Speaker 1: you're working with, it's a crop, it's a cropped bubble
Speaker 1: goose jacket, just a window in the front, looking like
Speaker 1: a linebacker from the eighties and ship mid section exposed.
Speaker 1: There's no leg that what's no calf muscles to be seen? Um,
Speaker 1: So what I do, Actually, I'm glad you asked, is
Speaker 1: that I've gotten into crafting and I purchased two shower
Speaker 1: curtains and I have sewn them together with the threat
Speaker 1: because I don't want to hide anything. And fishing line
Speaker 1: or just clear thread. What you can buy that? Someone?
Speaker 1: What is that? Sorry? Is it fishing line or just
Speaker 1: clear threat that you bought it? Um, it was fishing
Speaker 1: line because the threat is not strong enough for something,
Speaker 1: and it would birth, I might life would burst my
Speaker 1: next question. Yeah, and I anticipated it. That's why I
Speaker 1: said that. But yeah, it's and but yeah, you can
Speaker 1: sweat in there, which can cause this is embarrassing. If
Speaker 1: you misjudge how cold it is out. My shower curtains
Speaker 1: will fock up and I have to keep reaching into
Speaker 1: them and clearing out the kind of wiping them out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I look like an idiot when it happens. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: it's you know, pick your poison, because you're either spend
Speaker 1: a lot of time clearing the fog or you spend
Speaker 1: a lot of time asking people, Hey, let me see
Speaker 1: those plumper people asking you, hey, where the plumpers. Let
Speaker 1: me see the plumpers, let them where the plumpers go?
Speaker 1: What is that clear thread or is it fishing line?
Speaker 1: Come on? What's the line diameter on that gott I
Speaker 1: want to make a prepare for myself. I get a
Speaker 1: lot of questions to answer, and I'm happy to do it.
Speaker 1: By the way, I leave an hour and a half
Speaker 1: early before I have to be in an appointment during
Speaker 1: the winter, so people can ask me about my legs.
Speaker 1: That's why I account for those questions. And it is
Speaker 1: generally ninety minutes on the way so wherever I'm going.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm prepared. But it's it's worth it. It's
Speaker 1: a thing where you know, heavy is the girdle? You
Speaker 1: know you should get one of those, you know, how
Speaker 1: Like there are some celebrities. I think Steve Martin has
Speaker 1: like a business card that's like, yes, I am Steve Martin.
Speaker 1: Just like when fans come up, they're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're Steve Martin. I think the Biff from Back to
Speaker 1: the Future has one that is just like, yes, I'm Biff. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't get to drive in the DeLorean. Yes, it
Speaker 1: was like just answers all everyone's first four questions. You
Speaker 1: should get one of those about your plumbers. I should,
Speaker 1: but I don't know if they make paper long enough
Speaker 1: to answer all the questions. But if By the way,
Speaker 1: Radnor High School's Biff of suburban Pennsylvania just just say
Speaker 1: you know he went to the high school over from me.
Speaker 1: I don't like talking about it. Yeah, um, what is
Speaker 1: something you think is underrated? Underrated? We just finished that
Speaker 1: show Bad Sisters on Apple TV. It's Sharon Organs show,
Speaker 1: who you might know from Catastrophe. She was in that
Speaker 1: show with Rob Delaney and she's an Irish actress, writer, producer, director,
Speaker 1: so funny. You'll probably recognize her if you see her.
Speaker 1: She's so funny. And the show is so uniquely dark
Speaker 1: and funny, and it's pretty much an all female ensemble
Speaker 1: casts and they're all amazing, and there's one guy in
Speaker 1: it who is I can't think of a villain in
Speaker 1: a show who's more detestable than this guy, and as
Speaker 1: he's probably worse villain I think I've ever seen in
Speaker 1: a show. He's it's hard, he's horrible. But yeah, highly
Speaker 1: recommend that show. And funny side note, Um, I looked
Speaker 1: up one of the actresses in it and because I
Speaker 1: didn't recognize a lot of these people, and it said
Speaker 1: her her mother and father, that her mother was a
Speaker 1: normally named person, and for father it just said Bono.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, wait, is that Bono's daughter? And it
Speaker 1: was Bono's daughter, which had had no idea she just
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, this is really great actress. Who is she?
Speaker 1: And it's just happened to be Bono's daughter. So your
Speaker 1: follow up question on that makes me wonder has anyone
Speaker 1: tried just taking that name, being like, yeah, well lots
Speaker 1: of people are named John. I just happened to be Bono.
Speaker 1: Have the one named Bano like funk off from me? Right? Actually? Yeah,
Speaker 1: my parents named me this a long time ago. This
Speaker 1: is my son's family. Oh boy, formally, if someone wanted
Speaker 1: to be formal, would someone call him Mr Bono? That's
Speaker 1: any think you that feels white whack? Is fun? You know,
Speaker 1: giving that up once you have a right because if
Speaker 1: you it sounds like you're flirting with them like it
Speaker 1: was like it would be like maybe like Mr Miles, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm like I'm married. Motherfucker back okay, Mr. What No,
Speaker 1: not happening. I have heard really good things about bad sister.
Speaker 1: Sharon Horgens is a genius, like if you watch if
Speaker 1: you haven't watched Catastrophe and then like you need to
Speaker 1: go watch that immediately. Also, and her performance than that
Speaker 1: is so good. Yeah, she everything she touches is gold.
Speaker 1: She's great. And then the edge is he Mr? The edge? Yea, Mr,
Speaker 1: the Edge, that's right, Mr. The Is it the edge
Speaker 1: or the Wow? Could you imagine being corrected? Actually it's
Speaker 1: the edge, the singularity of yeah, my edged nous, my edgenus,
Speaker 1: just saying I just want to throw that out there
Speaker 1: as well. Maybe his issues with his confidence in his
Speaker 1: self esteem where he goes no, not the it's just
Speaker 1: the right. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome the edge. Actually it's
Speaker 1: the just called me, David Evans, I don't feel good,
Speaker 1: don't make a yeah one three four. But he's just
Speaker 1: doing a bad job doing all the different parts of
Speaker 1: that song. I'm sorry, what are you doing? You're not
Speaker 1: any drums. You just keeps saying, ra, what are you doing? Sunday?
Speaker 1: Bloody sun Fuck? It's not in the audience. He's just
Speaker 1: looking into a corner in the back of the stage.
Speaker 1: It's like, God, damn it. I I really when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, I really liked that one song where
Speaker 1: he comes on and like talks from the zoo zero. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It wasn't that song Lemon on that album Lemon. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That was the only You Two song I sucked with
Speaker 1: was Lemon. Yeah. The only one I sucked with was
Speaker 1: the one where the edge comes on like like just
Speaker 1: talks like quietly and without any effort. The noise is
Speaker 1: the problem. It's all just a hot mike moment that
Speaker 1: they've put to music. They cut down people. If I
Speaker 1: sang that, would you know that bloody Sunday in the
Speaker 1: context of You Two? If I went, no, I don't
Speaker 1: think it would. I'm trying to find it. It might
Speaker 1: just be for drummers. Yeah, I'm not a not a
Speaker 1: big two head, you know. Oh really? Yeah. People have
Speaker 1: been like you would love them. They're like Irish, You're Irish,
Speaker 1: and and I just like I like the hits and
Speaker 1: the other like the deep cuts. I'm like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: just I don't know, I just guy. I did see
Speaker 1: them live once, and so you are a YouTube pretty good.
Speaker 1: I have a friend who was a YouTube a YouTube
Speaker 1: head and YouTube a YouTuber as they're called as they
Speaker 1: were called until fucking YouTube blew it for everyone. Um.
Speaker 1: I saw them at a it was a guarden Medicine
Speaker 1: Square garden. Oh yeah, I saw them in when I
Speaker 1: was like, it was it must have been like twelve
Speaker 1: or maybe fourteen. It was definitely an even number and
Speaker 1: I saw them with my mom and I remember I
Speaker 1: didn't know it was one of my first concerts, I
Speaker 1: think because I wasn't a big, like a huge concert
Speaker 1: like that. And I remember Bondo being like who is
Speaker 1: this mad? Who is this man? And we were like
Speaker 1: what is he talking about? And who is this? And
Speaker 1: then Bruce came out song with them, and I didn't
Speaker 1: realize how cool that was, where I was like, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: they not met this man? What a weird way to
Speaker 1: bring someone out a ghost? Yeah, maybe I don't improvise
Speaker 1: that well, maybe like have somebody write something up for
Speaker 1: how you're gonna like introduce him and said, who is
Speaker 1: this man? Who is this mad? That's actually how I'm
Speaker 1: gonna introduce guests on the daily's like guys from now
Speaker 1: and oh my god, who is this? Who is this man?
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back,
Speaker 1: and we're back. We heard the Rockett was right. That's
Speaker 1: just how it starts off. You know, it's there, it's there.
Speaker 1: He wasn't lying to you. I got that guy, all right?
Speaker 1: And what's going on? Britnan Grinder got out in a
Speaker 1: one one prisoner exchange. She will not be spending Christmas
Speaker 1: in a ghoula. That is I think like undeniably happy story.
Speaker 1: I'll wait, what is this? The right is furious? They're
Speaker 1: so mad? Donald Trump Jr. You guys know how to
Speaker 1: make sure Putin keeps arresting Americans and severely punishing them.
Speaker 1: Trade him an arms dealer, a k. The merchant of death,
Speaker 1: as we've all been calling him, someone guilty of conspiring
Speaker 1: to kill Americans and aiding a terrorist organization for an
Speaker 1: American hating w NBA activist activist Okay w n b
Speaker 1: A activist John Cordillo. Why aren't more than fifty former
Speaker 1: intelligence officials writing a letter condemning Biden for swapping a
Speaker 1: terrorist arms dealer for an American hating drug smuggler while
Speaker 1: leaving a retired marine to rott in Russian prison. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're mad. It's a it's a weird look for them.
Speaker 1: This guy is gonna kill other people. Some people on
Speaker 1: on fucking on msn or not MSNBC news Max. They're saying,
Speaker 1: So Biden is sitting there bragging about the worst US
Speaker 1: foreign policy decision of my lifetime. This is on part
Speaker 1: with abandoning our soldiers in Benghazi to diet the hands
Speaker 1: of terrorists. Unspeakable evil will happen now that he is
Speaker 1: back into the world. You traded a non violent pothead wokester,
Speaker 1: w n B A, America hating hippie. That's a long string.
Speaker 1: All the words I like the w n B A
Speaker 1: is included in there, as like a slander, as a
Speaker 1: like an insult, like all the other thing. Maybe like
Speaker 1: w n B A. I think it's racist and homophobic.
Speaker 1: Probably is the reason why, because they don't want to
Speaker 1: use like they're taking notes from the midterms, like don't
Speaker 1: use all the slurs that once out loud, use a
Speaker 1: lot of that ship. They used w n b A
Speaker 1: because on Twitter you can't italicize the word woman in
Speaker 1: deoner to convey the scu from these people, So that's
Speaker 1: why they used although woman. I mean, if it was
Speaker 1: a white lady with blonde hair, they wouldn't be saying
Speaker 1: that or anything because she would have been home months
Speaker 1: ago when the U S mobilized all their resources to
Speaker 1: get her back to safety. Exactly. Oh yeah, oh wait,
Speaker 1: wait no, that was the alleged c I A spook
Speaker 1: and so coolist who killed a young man who was
Speaker 1: riding a motorcycle in England because she was driving on
Speaker 1: the wrong side of the road. She just skate skated.
Speaker 1: Now she was driving the d Okay, they wrong side.
Speaker 1: But what's wild is somebody actually killed somebody and he's
Speaker 1: like you get him back in the back. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: diplomatic community and a lot of people in England are like, wait,
Speaker 1: did they have immunity because they worked on that base
Speaker 1: because the way we saw it was they were just
Speaker 1: married to the c I age and on the base.
Speaker 1: Are so is that extended to her because she has
Speaker 1: also worked. Very weird what's going on? It's a very
Speaker 1: very interesting thing. But again things move quickly. I guess
Speaker 1: if you're like a c I a spy, So that
Speaker 1: helps or right? Yeah? Yeah, the American hating activism they
Speaker 1: they're talking about. Uh, let's find an example of that.
Speaker 1: When did she burn a flag? Oh? She did write
Speaker 1: an op ed when Texas, uh past some legislator was
Speaker 1: debating legislation that would target trans children, and in her
Speaker 1: op ed wrote, Texas would be subjecting trans athletes to harassment, bullying,
Speaker 1: and possible assault. While we do not identify as transgender,
Speaker 1: we know what it feels like to be singled out
Speaker 1: for not fitting neatly into social norms. The efforts of
Speaker 1: activists before us have provided us both with the opportunity
Speaker 1: to live authentic lives and the open and realize our
Speaker 1: personal and athletic potential through support has beneficiaries of such
Speaker 1: brave efforts, we do not take our responsibility as activists lately.
Speaker 1: We believe it is our moral duty to use the
Speaker 1: platform we have been given to speak out damn communist. Yeah, okay, absolutely, man,
Speaker 1: it's again. You know, salvation is only for boot liquors.
Speaker 1: It seems like, you know, like if you're standing up
Speaker 1: to anything, then it's like you're an activist, wokester, who
Speaker 1: should just rot there? But I guess you know, if
Speaker 1: Britney Grinder had a maga hat on, who knows what
Speaker 1: happened anyway, I don't know. I don't know what they
Speaker 1: would have done, you know. Yeah, And you shouldn't be
Speaker 1: allowed to criticize the government in a country where that's
Speaker 1: like sort of our thing and the thing we're supposed
Speaker 1: to differentiate us from the authoritarian regime that criticizing, but
Speaker 1: not in anyway, not in print. That's where we draw
Speaker 1: the line. Hey Jack, where'd you where'd you learn to
Speaker 1: talk like that? Who told you that stuff? Put that
Speaker 1: crap in your head? Let's talk Jesse waters. Let's quench
Speaker 1: school waters, the cool waters of Jesse, of cool water cologne. Yes, yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: my man, obviously he knows everything he knows. Is that
Speaker 1: the reason Republicans lost the mid terms because women just
Speaker 1: need to stop chopping their hair off and kiss a man,
Speaker 1: as he said, or in this instance, the topic of
Speaker 1: marijuana comes up, I'm presumably again like is to keep
Speaker 1: the outrage up around Grinder's release, because that's one thing
Speaker 1: the right is really fixing, like she's a drug mule
Speaker 1: who can just just do whatever she wants kind of thing.
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, just please just shut up. Um. But
Speaker 1: Geraldo was speaking and he was like, look, man, if
Speaker 1: you're gonna compare like weed the alcohol, like weed is
Speaker 1: way less dangerous, Like you know, you're not hearing about
Speaker 1: sucking Stoner's like getting in horrible accidents, like that's drunk
Speaker 1: driving is a way bigger threat to people's safety. And
Speaker 1: then Jesse Waters can't take it and he just does
Speaker 1: the most Jesse Waters thing where he's just so condescending.
Speaker 1: But then also it's like, look, I know what women like.
Speaker 1: Just listening to this weed is all fucked up. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's seen the movie. I've seen Mel Gibson's movie. I
Speaker 1: know what women. Yeah, I submit. It is the lesser
Speaker 1: to don't agree with. No, let's smoking food taste taste here,
Speaker 1: all right, music sounds better and nature is more impressive.
Speaker 1: Cons it kills your sperm. Girls, don't dig it. The
Speaker 1: scene isn't as cool as people think it is. If
Speaker 1: you're an ax, okay, that's in. It stays in your
Speaker 1: system and it kills your brain. It affects your memory,
Speaker 1: unlike alcohol. From what I've heard, and I've never really
Speaker 1: experimented with that stuff much at all. She's like, why
Speaker 1: do you say? Girls don't dig it? Girls don't like
Speaker 1: the scene, and we don't like like the alcohol scene,
Speaker 1: like the alcohol. They don't like alcohol, you know, they
Speaker 1: like alcohol. They like parties with alcohol. They don't like
Speaker 1: the scene with the guys smoking. It's not a cool scene,
Speaker 1: okay for them. For dude, shut the scene. The fucking scene.
Speaker 1: It's not as cool as scene as the alcohol scene.
Speaker 1: The alcohol scene. What fucking again? The most out of
Speaker 1: touch fucking people, you know what I mean? This wasn't
Speaker 1: even from like a class basis, Like he doesn't even
Speaker 1: hang around like people when you're like, oh, what do
Speaker 1: you guys in that? What's the alcohol scene? I like
Speaker 1: the alcohol scene, and you can tell this is the scene.
Speaker 1: Everyone likes the weed scene. I don't know. It scares
Speaker 1: the hose. Everybody knows that this guy is such a
Speaker 1: loser that him talking about the scene makes me to
Speaker 1: be like a loser because I'm like, oh, I guess
Speaker 1: I don't know the scene, Like it makes me sound
Speaker 1: like what am I the scene? He runs out of
Speaker 1: steams so quickly on his list of. All right, let's
Speaker 1: let's do a list pros and cons of and then
Speaker 1: he's like, it doesn't like look cool to me. I
Speaker 1: have never done it, but it's like not doesn't. It's
Speaker 1: bad for your health. I heard in middle school that
Speaker 1: it feels the sperm and gives you boobs. Um like
Speaker 1: just yeah, just literally middle school level, like anti drug propaganda.
Speaker 1: Well he's yeah he those are like he only remembered
Speaker 1: two things from dare. Then he just spun it into
Speaker 1: like it'll destroy your ball sack, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like you're sucking, your eye turns green. Everybody knows this
Speaker 1: ship about the demon weed. So that's why Brittany Grinder
Speaker 1: doesn't deserve freedom. Okay, based on my experience having never
Speaker 1: smoked weed and knowing three women, uh none of them
Speaker 1: talked to me, my mom, my sister, and my wife. Right. Uh,
Speaker 1: they don't dig it, Yeah they have they don't dig this.
Speaker 1: It's like do you Okay, a lot of people smoke weed, sir,
Speaker 1: but the scene, man, it's the scene. I guess some
Speaker 1: people don't think smoking is attractive. Like I'll I will
Speaker 1: give him that much, but to sort of again, this
Speaker 1: is I think conservatives have to like take objective. Everything's
Speaker 1: half of the population and it's an absolute out, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like they're only absolutes on the right.
Speaker 1: Everything is absolute. Yeah, don't ask anyone God the alcoholic
Speaker 1: you know what a scene that is. That's a good scene.
Speaker 1: You might say that if you're like you're in recovery, right,
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm not really in that scene really anymore.
Speaker 1: Like I get like like describing it like that. But
Speaker 1: for him acting like he's like a fucking journalist for
Speaker 1: like Rolling Stone in nineteen eight six, and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're just going deep in the alcohol scene in l A,
Speaker 1: like we want undercover in the alcohol scene. Getsberg passed
Speaker 1: me a dubie in the scene. Now that made me
Speaker 1: how it's just all personal issues, right right. He tries
Speaker 1: a weed once. It gave me a weak chin. It's like,
Speaker 1: now I think that's I don't think didn't grow all right,
Speaker 1: Let's take a quick break and we'll come back and
Speaker 1: talk about murderous Santa Clauses, and we're back and we'll
Speaker 1: kinda forever still at the top of the box office.
Speaker 1: But there was a new kid on the scene at
Speaker 1: the BAFO bio this last weekend. Okay, yeah, no, I
Speaker 1: love the movie scene, the movie going, the box office scene, Hey,
Speaker 1: the mes on scene. I mean, I'm mostly in it
Speaker 1: for the ladies. If you say I love when an
Speaker 1: actors like I got into acting for the ladies, Oh god,
Speaker 1: if you say you got anything for the ladies, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, okay, this gets a predator. Yeah. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can't say anything for the ladies. It's just unless you're like,
Speaker 1: I got a vasectomy for the ladies, just doing my part.
Speaker 1: That's where maybe those teams are not tied anyways. The
Speaker 1: number two spot BAFO bio for Violent Night are rated
Speaker 1: action movie in which Santa Claus murders the ship out
Speaker 1: of a bunch of armed mercenaries during a hostage situation.
Speaker 1: If you've seen the poster, you you may have seen
Speaker 1: Santa Claus played by David Harbor, smoking a candy cane
Speaker 1: for some reason. Um oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, candy
Speaker 1: cane is Actually that's not a scene that anyone except
Speaker 1: Mrs Claus gigs. And I've heard she's a communist, so um.
Speaker 1: David Harbor plays Santa Claus uh in like a die hard,
Speaker 1: but he prevents a heist at a wealthy family's mansion
Speaker 1: and he is I guess in the process of delivering gifts.
Speaker 1: It is a uh mcclanean version of Santa Claus, and
Speaker 1: that he's like kind of worn out from doing all
Speaker 1: this ship and it's just like whatever kind of rundown
Speaker 1: they just took John McClain and put him in a
Speaker 1: Santa Claus outfit. You see right through it. But yeah,
Speaker 1: in the movie, Santa stabs, bludgeons and dismembers multiple people. Uh.
Speaker 1: And this is notable because there was absolutely no outrage
Speaker 1: from the usual war on Christmas pundits. You'd imagine, like, well,
Speaker 1: I think that especially when we we're gonna get to
Speaker 1: who the villain is, and the villain uh might be
Speaker 1: a daily Zy Guy's listener because he's got some woke
Speaker 1: talking points about how vast wealth accumulation is immoral. But
Speaker 1: just to compare the kind of enthusiastic embrace of this
Speaker 1: with what has happened in the past. In the eighties,
Speaker 1: there was a slasher movie called Silent Night Deadly Night
Speaker 1: that was definitely one of the most intriguing boxes at
Speaker 1: the video store because it had Santa's arm coming out
Speaker 1: of the chimney holding an axe. Yea, I believe, And
Speaker 1: that actually sparked a national protests because advertisements made it
Speaker 1: seem like Santa Claus was the killer um. It was
Speaker 1: actually just a spoiler alert. Okay, I'm gonna spoilers for
Speaker 1: a Silent Night, Deadly Night. Yes, spoilers for that. It
Speaker 1: was really just a teenager dressed as Santa like fast
Speaker 1: forward four hours. But people, people, people really got angry
Speaker 1: about it, like it was across the board because it was,
Speaker 1: you know, the Reagan eighties. So like Mickey Rooney wrote
Speaker 1: an angry letter claiming that the scum who made that
Speaker 1: movie should be run out of town the way I
Speaker 1: have been. Uh. Incidentally, he later went on to star
Speaker 1: in Silent Night, Deadly Night five The Toy Maker God.
Speaker 1: But like even Siskel and Niebert dedicated their in depth
Speaker 1: commentary segment to Silent Night at Lee Night, and they
Speaker 1: called out the makers of the movie by name and
Speaker 1: told them, your profits truly are blood money. Just like
Speaker 1: holy sh it, guys planned it. It worked. The movie,
Speaker 1: just like vanished from theaters after two weeks. The protests
Speaker 1: included crowds of parents singing Christmas carols outside of the theaters. Um,
Speaker 1: just not the shortest sort of ship you want to
Speaker 1: deal with. In the Reagan eighties, you know, that didn't
Speaker 1: seem like the vibe. Yeah for that, So now no
Speaker 1: one seems to care, even though like this this would
Speaker 1: seem to be attacking Christmas even more squarely, like Santa
Speaker 1: Claus who's like tired of doing his job and like
Speaker 1: murders people. Um, he also supplies the U s Military
Speaker 1: with equipment for their fighter jet. Oh no, sorry, that's
Speaker 1: another Christmas let me take that again. Um. And so
Speaker 1: there's even though like he is a killer Santa Claus,
Speaker 1: this one he's actually the killer spoiled or there's like
Speaker 1: some ex military think in the background. But this is
Speaker 1: the second killer Santa Claus movie. There was also Fat
Speaker 1: Man starring Mel Gibson as a Santa who has to
Speaker 1: fend off a hitman hired by a kid. And the
Speaker 1: reason that these movies probably don't raise the ire of
Speaker 1: conservatives is Santa's fighting against the war on Christmas. He's
Speaker 1: like killing people in a right wing fantasy, and Fatman
Speaker 1: mel Gibson Santa Claus supplies the US military with equipment
Speaker 1: for fighter jets. Who else is going to make that equipment. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. It makes a lot of sense. I love
Speaker 1: like teaching kids like there is no military industrial complex.
Speaker 1: Santa delivers that stuff every year after Congress approves the
Speaker 1: defense budget that burns by at least I think the
Speaker 1: latest one is extra billion in the last year. Anyway,
Speaker 1: that should actually be their argument, because they just failed
Speaker 1: another audit where they were like, yeah, we still can't
Speaker 1: account for eight billion dollars of our budget. Um, this
Speaker 1: should just be like that was the one that went
Speaker 1: to Santa Claus. What you don't believe in Santa Claus?
Speaker 1: Should we tell all of the children in America you
Speaker 1: don't believe in Santa Claus? And in Violent Knights, Santa
Speaker 1: is an ex warrior, like an ancient warrior who was like,
Speaker 1: um um, this is basically a cover story for his
Speaker 1: like information gathering reconnaissance work. What do you mean, like
Speaker 1: he's like a pagan god who's been fighting for like
Speaker 1: not pagan not pagan. No no no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: Well that's what I'm saying. The overlap. But you know,
Speaker 1: because there's all that North obsession with white supremacists too,
Speaker 1: there's probably something I feel like you could draw a
Speaker 1: line where he's also like a Viking blooded whitey type thing,
Speaker 1: where they're like, that's why we fun with Santa Claus. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say he's Ronan, but that's probably not
Speaker 1: white supremacist enough for them, you know, no, no, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's an action film where old st Nick
Speaker 1: launches the savage offensive, and I don't know, it just
Speaker 1: feels like it's the right wing fantasy like all in all,
Speaker 1: and the villain. All right, so let's get to the villain.
Speaker 1: The villain of Violent Knight played by John leg was Zamo.
Speaker 1: Legs named Scrooge Johnny Plumpers. He's looking to steal money,
Speaker 1: but pointedly he hates Christmas, and even more pointedly, he
Speaker 1: is mad at the family for a history of shady
Speaker 1: government dealings and war profiteering. So he's like the family
Speaker 1: that Santa is protecting our war profiteer like billionaires. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, he's fighting for their right to continue to
Speaker 1: be immortally wealthy. He's intervening on behalf of war profiteers.
Speaker 1: I mean, according if you believe everything that John leg
Speaker 1: was Zamo says, yeah, wow wow wow, okay, but I
Speaker 1: mean it kind of just it's like they took all
Speaker 1: those like they're those photographs that go viral where families
Speaker 1: posed with Santa Claus at the mall and they all
Speaker 1: have like their assault rifles with them, Like it's like
Speaker 1: they were like that is the thing that they've chosen
Speaker 1: to adapt into a screenplay is just like that part
Speaker 1: of the culture. I wonder too if it's also like
Speaker 1: this right wing thing too, of where it's like masks
Speaker 1: slipping ship, where you know, conservatives do feel at a
Speaker 1: point where like we're done with the niceties, you know,
Speaker 1: and then like so they can they kind of feel
Speaker 1: this this version of Santa, which is like, look, we
Speaker 1: get it, he's Santa. He's supposed to be fucking you know,
Speaker 1: being all jolly and ship. But shit is a little
Speaker 1: bit hard for us as we see it, and we
Speaker 1: like being a little fucked up, and there's nothing wrong
Speaker 1: with that. Like I feel like there's like other parts
Speaker 1: too where you can be like, yeah, that's fine. Santa's
Speaker 1: burnt out, Like let him fucking dismember a Colombian guy
Speaker 1: who gives he's got to blow off some steam. The
Speaker 1: guy walked hard. The rest of Uizamo wasn't even born here. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's was born like in Colombia, Like fucking the Narcos guy,
Speaker 1: you know, who knows what he's up to. When we
Speaker 1: first see Johnny Legs, by the way, in this movie,
Speaker 1: he greets someone by saying, happy holidays. I'm sorry, I'm like, god, Blake,
Speaker 1: just protect the room. It makes me sick. He no
Speaker 1: one wants to work anymore, sorry, wants to work. Kids
Speaker 1: are spoiled these days. No one wants to work anymore.
Speaker 1: People want That's it. And you know what's not a handout?
Speaker 1: A big jolly man bringing a gift into a rich
Speaker 1: person's home. That's not a handout. That's not at all,
Speaker 1: not damnit. He wants to bring gifts to billionaires so
Speaker 1: badly that he kills a bunch of people in order
Speaker 1: to protect his right to do so. Done, But it is.
Speaker 1: It's just interesting. Like, you know, people talk about the
Speaker 1: like liberal agenda and Hollywood having a liberal agenda, but
Speaker 1: like there is an entire genre of movies like most
Speaker 1: genres of movie, there's no genre of movies that's like
Speaker 1: about workers rights are protecting workers rights are protecting the environment,
Speaker 1: But like every action movie is ultimately a right wing
Speaker 1: gun nut fantasy about killing people and like Western's were
Speaker 1: similarly about you know, manifest destiny. And you know, if
Speaker 1: our writer JM hadn't like submitted this, I wouldn't I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have known that this movie that I've like seen
Speaker 1: posters for everywhere is like secretly just the super right
Speaker 1: wing piece of propaganda. Yet twenty four is a good
Speaker 1: point and key for Sutherland tackled that Christmas tree because
Speaker 1: we're talking about he saw a terrorist in the Christmas tree,
Speaker 1: That's why he tackled it. And when you're tackling a
Speaker 1: terrorist who was hiding in the Christmas tree in defense,
Speaker 1: when you do the lord's work like a movie or
Speaker 1: a show like twenty four where you're like portraying the
Speaker 1: War on Terror and UH enhanced interrogation as we call it,
Speaker 1: as heroic, you actually get a certain number of War
Speaker 1: on Christmas credits and you're able to jump and tackle
Speaker 1: a Christmas tree without anyone getting mad. You just kind
Speaker 1: of trading, you cha his carbon credit. He's still up
Speaker 1: by the way, Actually, I think he for still has
Speaker 1: credits remaining from that tackle, So that's how many he
Speaker 1: built up from. Yeah, I've heard the credits are so
Speaker 1: much that he could he could tackle seventy trees a
Speaker 1: day for the rest of his life and he would
Speaker 1: even get halfway through. I would explain everything. That would
Speaker 1: explain everything was actually a very thoughtful response from them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but Santa Clause, he's like he's basically like Winter Uncle Sam, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what they want him. Yeah, it's like, dude, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's fucking stands for everything. I don't know what the
Speaker 1: funk this Santa Claus is because they just got their
Speaker 1: whole like Claws Briganda machine going so red, white and
Speaker 1: black and blue. That's right, he's already and white there is,
Speaker 1: and I mean it is ultimately a pretty socialist mythology
Speaker 1: as we were talking about, Like that's true. He gives
Speaker 1: gifts to everyone, and it's not like I give more
Speaker 1: gifts to the rich kids, even though that's how it
Speaker 1: ends up happening. But like the that idea needs to
Speaker 1: be dismantled at some point, like in their unconscious minds,
Speaker 1: they're like, wait a fucking second, Claus is giving gifts
Speaker 1: to everyone. He wears red like some sort of commie
Speaker 1: white Beard and red. You know, Dinnernet has made the
Speaker 1: argument that Santa's communists before. But I feel like there's
Speaker 1: probably some part of them that's like, we gotta take
Speaker 1: this asshole down a notch or make him us, make
Speaker 1: him part of who we are. I think he's a capitalist.
Speaker 1: Do you think Santa is a capitalist? Yeah, because he's
Speaker 1: like good at like convincing you that his like aims
Speaker 1: are good and it's like for everybody, but he's still picking. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's really not universe. I mean, if that's
Speaker 1: the thing, I don't know what's the original lord, because
Speaker 1: not even nice. When you get into that, then it's
Speaker 1: not universal anymore. Then it's there are there are people
Speaker 1: who deserve it and don't. And then you know, he's
Speaker 1: clearly part of the military industrial complex based on that
Speaker 1: other one. But I think, I think, but he he
Speaker 1: stands for something good. I think that's why it's so funny,
Speaker 1: Like you, if you search like Santa Claus socialists, like
Speaker 1: there are like a lot of people like the socialist
Speaker 1: argument for Santa Claus, and then he's a good capitalist.
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, it's he's a fucking raw shack
Speaker 1: test And I just see him as a guy who
Speaker 1: sounds like he sus with cops. How am I supposed
Speaker 1: to get into the apartments? There's no chimneys. Maybe they
Speaker 1: should have worked harder and been homeowners, right yo, homeowner
Speaker 1: his own way. Yeah, seriously, Blake as always such a
Speaker 1: pleasure having you on the dailies, Like, guys, where can
Speaker 1: people find you? Follow you? Check out your plumpers all
Speaker 1: that kid stuff. Um my plumpers are on full display
Speaker 1: in the Blakes Takes for God's Sakes podcast. And then
Speaker 1: also I'm I'm doing a little winter stand up for
Speaker 1: a situation coming up where December fifteen, I'm in Burlington, Vermont. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's right, I winter in Vermont. I'm at Steel Stacks
Speaker 1: in Bethlehem January five, Killiam Comedy Club in philadelph I'm
Speaker 1: sorry going to beth Lehem, sir. Oh, it's not a coin.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna find this conservative. I'm going to shake his
Speaker 1: god damn hand steal stacks. I'm a little worried about
Speaker 1: you running a ground of conservative gun toting Stanta claus
Speaker 1: stacks of cash. Then not pay taxes on thank you. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: we're on We're on the same team. Brother. You're not
Speaker 1: gonna do like you want to do will you do
Speaker 1: like a Nativity based set. I just feel like it's
Speaker 1: ripe for completely uh dislodging all the material you've been
Speaker 1: working on and just doing something completely impulsive just because
Speaker 1: I said it right now. No, you're completely right. And
Speaker 1: the venue is a manger, so it's a ser and
Speaker 1: it's a six layer. Yeah, if you're not a goat
Speaker 1: or if you don't have a beard, you will not
Speaker 1: be allowed to fucking And it's a bringer on a
Speaker 1: sign that shows a bringer bring your own hay to
Speaker 1: sit on. Well I heard, I mean I heard a
Speaker 1: taff sold out already with those three kings that are coming. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and this is one of them. And they didn't pay
Speaker 1: face value. They bought the Black Friday deal. They're capitalist
Speaker 1: and they get it. I just I just like the idea,
Speaker 1: like you doing a stand up so you know those
Speaker 1: suits that people where it makes it look like they're
Speaker 1: dancing with six other people and like they hold the
Speaker 1: bars to like control them like that. You go as
Speaker 1: the three matchups off, just going through the motions like
Speaker 1: and there and okay what and then and then you
Speaker 1: do crowd with like what you're gonna say anything? No,
Speaker 1: this one nothing to say ever ever they step on
Speaker 1: my punch lines, like over there, God fucking damn and
Speaker 1: I can't. But I'm on the end. I'm not even
Speaker 1: the one in the middle. I'm the one far left.
Speaker 1: You keep saying God damn it and all these other
Speaker 1: SACRAMENTI fucking Christ is this guy serious? Um? January five,
Speaker 1: I'm at Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. January thirteenth
Speaker 1: and fourteenth, I'm at the Hideout in Boston and then
Speaker 1: last date series of dates. February six, I'm filming a
Speaker 1: my first stand up special in Cincinnati, Ohio, at Go
Speaker 1: Banana's Comedy Club. Is this legendary comedy club over there,
Speaker 1: so I'm slow, Please do Go Banana Cincinnati stand up
Speaker 1: And if you're just across the river, hop on by,
Speaker 1: come on up. You're right there, Yeah, come on by.
Speaker 1: Isn't the Cincinnati Airport in Kentucky technically anyway? It is.
Speaker 1: That's just my one tidbit. Also, hey, get some good
Speaker 1: Cincinnati chili. I'm gonna gear up. I'm gonna be bloated
Speaker 1: as hell on that stage. And that's a promise or
Speaker 1: your money back. If I'm not bloated, you will get
Speaker 1: your money back. If I'm not doing the most horrifying
Speaker 1: farts from eating a fucking five way from Skyline Chili,
Speaker 1: then you get your money back. And that's my promise.
Speaker 1: If I look like anything other than total ship, you
Speaker 1: will not have to pay for your ticket. And that's
Speaker 1: a Blake Watford promise. Yeah. And is there a tweet
Speaker 1: or some of the work of social media that you've
Speaker 1: been enjoying. Yes, it's very relevant. It's from Megan Gaily
Speaker 1: and Megan tweeted any progress on getting my ring back?
Speaker 1: Robert Kraft calling Biden this morning? Amazing Miles, where can
Speaker 1: people find you? What the tweet you've been enjoying? Find
Speaker 1: me on Twitter and Instagram and all them at symbol
Speaker 1: type places at Miles of Gray. Also check Jack and
Speaker 1: I out on our latest episode of Miles and Jack
Speaker 1: got mat boost. Yes, yes, uh you know the basketball podcast. Also,
Speaker 1: you can find me on Fiance with Sophia Alexandra, So
Speaker 1: check all that ship out. Um, let's see some tweets
Speaker 1: that I like. Okay, this is from the past. Guest
Speaker 1: Elarie Smith at Lari Smith tweeted, actually on freelancing a
Speaker 1: good amount, but it did allow me to figure out
Speaker 1: whatever the least amount of money I can survive off
Speaker 1: was make that much and then fuck entirely off the
Speaker 1: rest of the time. Shout out to me in two
Speaker 1: thousand and eight. That was like right before I got
Speaker 1: into politics. I was just like fun, Uh yeah, amazing.
Speaker 1: Uh some tweets I've been enjoying. I'm on Twitter at
Speaker 1: Jack Undersquirrel Brian and there you can find me liking
Speaker 1: things like Slick tweeted dribbling past defender excuse me, sorry,
Speaker 1: just trying to get to the hoop and uh up
Speaker 1: with passing. Asked about a teammate, Hey, man, put this
Speaker 1: in the basket if you can. Um, that's great, Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you can, if you would, you can find us
Speaker 1: on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. Were at the Daily Zeitgeist.
Speaker 1: On Instagram. We have page. Hey, that totally threw me off.
Speaker 1: Facebook fan page. Oh yeah, a website uh where we
Speaker 1: posted our episodes then the foot no off to the
Speaker 1: information that we talked about today's episode, as well as
Speaker 1: the song that we think you might enjoy and Miles,
Speaker 1: if it's the song that I think it is, Hey,
Speaker 1: it's Friday. Get fucking weird, y'all. One pill makes you horny.
Speaker 1: The other pill makes you a conservative. I think we're
Speaker 1: the lyrics. Anyway. This is a dope ass remixed mashup
Speaker 1: of Jefferson Airplanes White Rabbit, but it's the vocals from
Speaker 1: the Jefferson Airplane aid over. There's a there's a dub
Speaker 1: cover reggae cover by Prince Faddy called Black Rabbit, and
Speaker 1: this dude uh d O m mash ups or something
Speaker 1: basically said, Oh, I'll take that dope ass instrumental and
Speaker 1: I'll take your original vocals. They're mashed up. It's super
Speaker 1: fucking heavy. I love it, uh, and you can find it,
Speaker 1: I think on YouTube. Just search Jefferson Airplane White Rabbit
Speaker 1: reggae version and you will find it. The usual test
Speaker 1: Miles As is like that I like a song because
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is this? When we first it's like
Speaker 1: when I come on the zoom and he's playing the
Speaker 1: song that, uh to go listen to. This time, I
Speaker 1: didn't even have to ask that he could tell because
Speaker 1: of the way I was moving this ass. Yeah, shaking
Speaker 1: shaking that as shaking that. Anyways, we'll link after that.
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