Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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Speaker 1: listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one
Speaker 1: and only h Steve harf Man got a radio show, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do. Man. God been so good to me over
Speaker 1: the years, in spite of all the mistakes I've made,
Speaker 1: in spite of all the dirt I've done to myself.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about when in no one I was wrong,
Speaker 1: His grace and mercy has forgiven me for all of
Speaker 1: my sins. God can forgive you of all of your sins,
Speaker 1: everything you've done, God can forgive you. He can wipe
Speaker 1: your slate clean. Now. Might you might have some you know,
Speaker 1: things you got to deal with because of some of
Speaker 1: your actions. Understand that. But you can wipe your slates.
Speaker 1: You can wipe your slate clean with God and start again.
Speaker 1: You can repent. God has mercy and grace. You could
Speaker 1: be forgiven by God. Now people answer another story. Some
Speaker 1: people may never forgive you, for you've heard them all,
Speaker 1: or maybe they're accusing you of doing something else. But
Speaker 1: you know they may never forgive you. But God, God
Speaker 1: is in the redemption business man. God will forgive you
Speaker 1: for every sin you've ever committed. But you gotta want
Speaker 1: forgiveness now. And then you got to come correct because
Speaker 1: what you can't do is you can't shoot him the crap.
Speaker 1: Now you can say that conversation with him. You know,
Speaker 1: whatever you told your lawyer, whatever, whatever you told the victims,
Speaker 1: whatever you told, whatever the story is you got going
Speaker 1: if it ain't the truth, you could say that with God,
Speaker 1: because please know, he know, and he know your heart.
Speaker 1: He know if you're trying to manipulate somebody just for
Speaker 1: the system, if you're trying to say this just so
Speaker 1: you can get out, you know all of that. So
Speaker 1: if you're planning on shucking him and jiving him, save
Speaker 1: your breath before you wind up digging yourself in a
Speaker 1: deeper hole. Just let me give you that piece of advice.
Speaker 1: Because he ain't nothing to play with. He's too great
Speaker 1: to be played with. And so with that in mind,
Speaker 1: I want to share some positive stuff with you. This
Speaker 1: smarting man. I want to say this now. I want
Speaker 1: to remind you not to let your circumstance and your
Speaker 1: situations dictate your future or your results. I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: this again. This is important information. Man. Don't let your
Speaker 1: circumstance and situations dictate your future or your results. Do
Speaker 1: you know that in order to get a different future
Speaker 1: or some different results, you control that entire situation. It
Speaker 1: is you. It is your thoughts that control the entire situation.
Speaker 1: It is how you look at the situation that will
Speaker 1: determine how the situation is for you. See, the same
Speaker 1: situation can be totally different for two different people, because
Speaker 1: you can say you look at the examples of history,
Speaker 1: just just look look in your neighborhood. How can There
Speaker 1: was a book that a guy wrote one time who
Speaker 1: had the name. He had a name, and he did
Speaker 1: some research and he found a guy that grew up
Speaker 1: at the same age in the same neighborhood as him,
Speaker 1: with the exact same name. He went on to become
Speaker 1: a corporate CEO. The other man was an inmate and
Speaker 1: they had the same name, grew up in the same neighborhood.
Speaker 1: They were both brothers, you know not, I'm just saying
Speaker 1: brothers men, and they grew and they went to them.
Speaker 1: Because how can two different two people the same situation
Speaker 1: and the results turn out so different. It is because
Speaker 1: of the thought process of one was completely different from
Speaker 1: the thought process of the other. You control it. You
Speaker 1: don't have to let your circumstances and your situations dictate
Speaker 1: your future. Are your results. Here's the way it works.
Speaker 1: This is so you can understand this. Your mind. It's
Speaker 1: the controlling factor of your thoughts. Your thoughts are the
Speaker 1: controlling factor of your outcome. The Bible says a man
Speaker 1: is as he thinketh. Please don't short play this scripture, hell,
Speaker 1: because this one is the real deal. This is the
Speaker 1: basis of every self improvement book you'll ever read. It's
Speaker 1: already written in the Bible. The Bible has all the
Speaker 1: information you need. But in case you need a little
Speaker 1: bit of clarity in some simple modern day language, then
Speaker 1: they have self improvement books. They are all based on
Speaker 1: Biblical scripture. A man is as he thinketh. That's why
Speaker 1: Norman Vincent Peale wrote the book The power of positive thinking.
Speaker 1: That's why a book came out called The Magic of
Speaker 1: Thinking Big. That's why a book came out called Think
Speaker 1: and Grow Rich by Napoleon Hell that it all of you.
Speaker 1: All these titles that I've read that have mattered in
Speaker 1: my life the most, These three major books that I've read,
Speaker 1: they all say one thing. Think thinking thoughts, because that's
Speaker 1: what controls the outcome. Your brain works one of two ways.
Speaker 1: It works positive or negative. It works good, which is
Speaker 1: under the column of positive, or to work evil, which
Speaker 1: is under the column of negative. It will have faith,
Speaker 1: which is under the column of positive, or you will
Speaker 1: operate in fear, which is in the column of negative.
Speaker 1: That is the only way your mind works. Your mind
Speaker 1: is a factory that's comprised of workers. Those workers are
Speaker 1: controlled by two formings, forming positive and forming negative. But
Speaker 1: guess what the CEO of the company, the head, man,
Speaker 1: the boss is you. You come to work in the
Speaker 1: morning and you say, man, today is a great day.
Speaker 1: I'm going to take steps towards brightening my future. I'm
Speaker 1: going to take another step into making that dream come
Speaker 1: true that I've been thinking about. I'm gonna take another
Speaker 1: step forward in the development and the changing of my
Speaker 1: life in a positive, good direction. If you come to
Speaker 1: work and say that every day, as the CEO the boss,
Speaker 1: the formans can only obey you, so that what you
Speaker 1: just said was a series of positive statements, then forming
Speaker 1: positive steps to the forefront. He said, I got your
Speaker 1: boss right away. He turns around, He blows the whistle.
Speaker 1: He alerts all the workers in the factory today as
Speaker 1: a good day. Today, we will take steps towards our future.
Speaker 1: Today we are putting ourselves on track to get a
Speaker 1: little bit closer to making our dreams come true. Today
Speaker 1: we will be assembling all the things we need to
Speaker 1: make our dreams come true and our life better in
Speaker 1: the right direction. Everybody break. The workers in the factory
Speaker 1: turn around and manufacture thoughts to justify the orders given
Speaker 1: by the boss, which is you. You are the CEO
Speaker 1: of your corporation. If you don't own nothing else, you
Speaker 1: own everything that's going on between your two ears. You
Speaker 1: are the CEO of that corporation. If that corporation is
Speaker 1: a good one, it's because you set it up that way.
Speaker 1: If your corporation is a bad one, it's because you
Speaker 1: set it up that day. If you trying, if you
Speaker 1: pushing towards your dreams and you see the possibility of
Speaker 1: things happening in your life is because you, as the CEO,
Speaker 1: set it up that way. If you ain't got nothing popping,
Speaker 1: if you just want to be a criminal taking stuff
Speaker 1: from people, throwing your life out the window, you're gonna
Speaker 1: be an inmate. You're gonna be sitting there there, and
Speaker 1: you're gonna be mad at everybody. You got nobody be
Speaker 1: mad at. But shoot, you understand what I'm telling you
Speaker 1: this morning you're listening, ladies and gentlemen, is here another
Speaker 1: great day. Thank you Heavenly father. I show appreciate it. Man.
Speaker 1: Started my day off with gratitude. I'm spreading it. If
Speaker 1: you get your gratitude together, it affects your attitude. If
Speaker 1: your attitude gets affected, this direct correlation to your altitude.
Speaker 1: It's about them tudes, man, Get them off, get them started.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a great day to day. I lived
Speaker 1: my life with the expectation. I had a little moment
Speaker 1: yesterday while I felt a little some kind of way.
Speaker 1: You know how you just being human and you know
Speaker 1: the principles of success, but somehow you just it's just
Speaker 1: one of them days, and I was feeling a little
Speaker 1: you know, it's a little off. I wasn't I was
Speaker 1: looking at what was wrong, and I was so focused
Speaker 1: on what was wrong that I had stopped momentarily looking
Speaker 1: at my life and what was right. But I got
Speaker 1: it back on track. But I was in this little
Speaker 1: funk about about ninety minutes, and I remembered something that
Speaker 1: I read somewhere like whenever you can't explain your emotion,
Speaker 1: if you're feeling like a little foggy, a little dark,
Speaker 1: or you feel like blah, all you have to do
Speaker 1: is retrace the conversations you've had with yourself the fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes prior. Go back to fifteen minutes prior. Because your emotions,
Speaker 1: the what you feel is actually a barometer of what
Speaker 1: you've been thinking. It's like your internal thermostat. You are
Speaker 1: the temperature gauge in your own life. So what you
Speaker 1: have to do is when you feel these little moments
Speaker 1: of darkness and gloom and sadness and depression, all you
Speaker 1: gotta do is track the last fifteen minutes. As long
Speaker 1: as you can track those last fifteen minutes of thoughts,
Speaker 1: you can now explain your situation. And when I started
Speaker 1: tracking that I was just on the negative plane, and
Speaker 1: so I went right back and put myself on the
Speaker 1: positive plane, and I was able to self correct myself.
Speaker 1: Now didn't make the problem go away, no, but the
Speaker 1: focus wasn't on the problem them anymore. The focus was
Speaker 1: on the God that has given me every solution I've
Speaker 1: ever had prior to this. That right there changes everything.
Speaker 1: I have no problem that's bigger than my God. Come on, boy,
Speaker 1: once you wake up to that realization, you can get
Speaker 1: on with it. That's how I'm opening to show this morning, Junior.
Speaker 1: I love to say what's wrong with you today? But
Speaker 1: all you're gonna ask me to do is explain it.
Speaker 1: I mean, really, you shouldn't just explained that because I
Speaker 1: didn't even think about that. I got that same problem, Bro,
Speaker 1: everybody has that problem. It's not new to mankind to
Speaker 1: be human, you know, it's nothing nothing new about it.
Speaker 1: And we all have those moments where we just find
Speaker 1: ourselves in a little funk, a little bit of gloom.
Speaker 1: But if you retrust the previous fifteen minutes of thought,
Speaker 1: there it is because all your emotions are is a
Speaker 1: barometer of what you've been thinking. So if you change
Speaker 1: what you think. If you change your attitude, it affects
Speaker 1: your altitude. So I put my attitude on a positive plane,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, I felt better. So instead
Speaker 1: of looking at what I didn't have and what was
Speaker 1: going wrong, I shifted my thinking and I started focusing
Speaker 1: on what was going right in my life. And I
Speaker 1: started thinking him for the blessings that I had, and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, what I didn't have seemed so
Speaker 1: small in comparison to what I had. Oh man, you
Speaker 1: asked and answered your own question. Better let him use
Speaker 1: you the whole word again. I needed that myself. Yeah
Speaker 1: you did. Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour.
Speaker 1: It's the nephew, and run that frank back right after this.
Speaker 1: You're listening, all right? It is time now for the
Speaker 1: nephew to run that prank back. What you got for us, naff,
Speaker 1: We're gonna run it back, Shirley. Uh, your baby got
Speaker 1: my baby's name. Your baby got my baby's name. That's
Speaker 1: it right there, all right, cat dog, if you would,
Speaker 1: your baby got my baby's name. Hello, Hello, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to reach au Patricia, Patricia speaking, Who is it? How
Speaker 1: you're doing? Listen? Um, my name is Floyd. Floyd, I
Speaker 1: want to give you a call. Your your daughter, she
Speaker 1: a teens middle school. Right, that's your name again, Floyd. Okay,
Speaker 1: what can I just like you? Well, like I said,
Speaker 1: your your your daughter, she goes she do go to
Speaker 1: middle school, right yeah, okay, Now her name, her name
Speaker 1: is Dereka. Okay. Well, ain't something wrong? It's something no, no, no,
Speaker 1: not nothing wrong. I mean I don't mean to alarm
Speaker 1: you're nothing like that. But let me see what. Well,
Speaker 1: here's here's the situation. My daughter actually goes to middle
Speaker 1: school along along with with your daughter. Okay, And and
Speaker 1: it's it's a bit of a problem that that that
Speaker 1: has arisen that me and my wife just found out about. Okay,
Speaker 1: what they have some issues, Derek and your baby in
Speaker 1: in some kind of like trouble or something. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: nothing like that with nobody at that school. She don't
Speaker 1: mess with nobody. She owned the honor roll and everything.
Speaker 1: I don't have no problems out of Dereka, right like, no, okay,
Speaker 1: ill let me know. Let me tell you, miss miss
Speaker 1: Patricia was the problem. And see my daughter name is Dereka. Okay.
Speaker 1: So and and it just blew me and my wife
Speaker 1: away that it was another Dereca that went to school. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I don't know too many Derecas. That's a
Speaker 1: unique name. That's cute, okay, right right, Well here's the
Speaker 1: problem me and my wife Actually, you know, when it
Speaker 1: was time to name my child, we thought we was
Speaker 1: really picking a name that nobody would ever take out
Speaker 1: for their daughter. And to have another Dereca in the
Speaker 1: school that blew us away. And I guess the real
Speaker 1: reason why I'm trying to call you, miss Patricia. See
Speaker 1: if if if there's something maybe we can work out,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe uh like your Dereka does middle name
Speaker 1: or nickname she can be called by interposed to both
Speaker 1: of them being Dereca. You really want I try to
Speaker 1: be the only one with this name? Okay, wait wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: now you calling me and you asking me to change
Speaker 1: my baby's name. Well, I mean you you ain't really
Speaker 1: gotta legally change, I mean, but just start calling us
Speaker 1: something else, you know. No, No, wait a minute, say
Speaker 1: what you naming police or something? Do you know how
Speaker 1: many and and Lewis's and Patricia's out there? What if
Speaker 1: I asked everybody in the United states to change their
Speaker 1: name from Patricia. You know how crazy that is. And
Speaker 1: I understand that you must be all drugs. Not what
Speaker 1: I'm trying to say is you know this, this is
Speaker 1: something that we really have. Our baby girl was this
Speaker 1: name and we didn't want nobody else to have this.
Speaker 1: So does your Dereca have a middle name she can use? No,
Speaker 1: we're gonna call her Dereka like we've been calling your name,
Speaker 1: your baby d let's call your baby d d in
Speaker 1: you change y'all, y'all change y'all baby name at the school.
Speaker 1: I'm not calling I'm not calling Anna. Leave. I don't
Speaker 1: give me what you call it, but I'm not changing
Speaker 1: my baby name. Hey, listen, Okay, Look, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: call you and handle us like adults, you know, but
Speaker 1: you've seen to say you're gonna push my fund to
Speaker 1: take me to another level. Honestly, you ain't calling me
Speaker 1: trying to handle us. He does ask me to change
Speaker 1: my baby name, call my baby something else at the
Speaker 1: school because y'all want your baby name to be Derek
Speaker 1: and the only Derek in the school. Hey, you know
Speaker 1: many other kids at the damn school got the same name.
Speaker 1: I understand that, but for my baby girl, it ain't
Speaker 1: schools to be like that. Well, I'm sorry, I'm so
Speaker 1: up a good baby girl and your wife, but you
Speaker 1: know I'm not changing my baby damn name. Y'all call y'all,
Speaker 1: baby dude. Know what I'm trying to do is get
Speaker 1: it rectified that we can call you give my phone number.
Speaker 1: I know that school ain't give you my number. I
Speaker 1: got your numb don't worry about how I got it.
Speaker 1: The problem is. But what we're talking about right now
Speaker 1: is can we what can we start calling your child?
Speaker 1: I don't give it. I know that school ain't called
Speaker 1: your day my damn number. Listen, man, all I'm trying
Speaker 1: to do is figure out what can we start calling
Speaker 1: your daughter Dona cut less she's been doing. Call you
Speaker 1: and your wife. Don't need to go to the statistics
Speaker 1: office and get tar baby name. I kind you have
Speaker 1: to stumm out to kind of name beha, but my
Speaker 1: day keep the same day name. Let me explain something
Speaker 1: of you. I've been trying to be calm with you, marshall,
Speaker 1: but if you want to find something else to call on,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna go, I'm gonna get all the dumb number.
Speaker 1: How do you get now? Don't worry about all. I
Speaker 1: got the number. Listen to what I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 1: If you don't find another name, I'm gonna start getting
Speaker 1: the kids to call your daughter something else. You'll get
Speaker 1: them to call my Babby Studdings. I try to. I'm
Speaker 1: with an everybody who called my babby. Stop nesting. You're
Speaker 1: trying to change your baby names. I want my baby
Speaker 1: name to be Dereka John get him. It's truly my
Speaker 1: princess is supposed to be the only one named Dereka.
Speaker 1: Handy chain. Call your baby stopping else at the school.
Speaker 1: I'm going out of these kids starting tomorrow at school
Speaker 1: calling your daughter. I'm I'm not staying. I'm the sign
Speaker 1: with you like this number. Gang him off, my phoney,
Speaker 1: don't come my god. Let me tell you something. I
Speaker 1: got one more thing I need to say to you.
Speaker 1: You listen to me? What are you listening to me?
Speaker 1: I'm listening to you. What this is? Nephew Tommy from
Speaker 1: the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got pranked by
Speaker 1: your girlfriend. I give her way. Ain't you prank me
Speaker 1: on this? I'm so sorry? So you are very sorry. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give her your friend. I'm gona god you, baby,
Speaker 1: that is. I have so sorry you got my nerves
Speaker 1: bad this morning. Lord, have mercy. Lord, I gotta kiss
Speaker 1: my friend. I got one more thing. I gotta ask you, darling,
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Speaker 1: up next as the Cello Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: in the building right after this you're listening, coming up
Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, and entertainment news Cardi
Speaker 1: b asked a fan for little respect put some respect
Speaker 1: on her name after she earned a million dollars for
Speaker 1: a less than an hour show. We'll talk about it. Also,
Speaker 1: will Be Goldberg is making me sure no biopics will
Speaker 1: be made about her when she's gone okay, and then
Speaker 1: Takeoff's parents are trying to settle his twenty six million
Speaker 1: dollars state. We'll talk about all of these stories at
Speaker 1: the top of the hour. Yeah, but right now it
Speaker 1: is time for ask the CLO. This one's from Leah
Speaker 1: and Hampton. Leah writes, I'm twenty six years old and
Speaker 1: I've been going out with the student that's four years
Speaker 1: younger than me. We met when I was on my
Speaker 1: way to work on campus. He assumed I was going
Speaker 1: to class, but I've never been enrolled in classes. He
Speaker 1: does not even know my real age. Should I tell
Speaker 1: him the truth or is it really no big deal?
Speaker 1: Obviously it's an issue for you. Yeah, because it ain't
Speaker 1: an issue for him. But if you feel compelled to
Speaker 1: tell him, I mean, why not. I ain't gonna shoot you.
Speaker 1: He ain't gonna stop wanting to see. I promise you
Speaker 1: that you four years older, he finned be it just
Speaker 1: fit to be a notch in his belt. You know.
Speaker 1: I ain't saying for y'all to go and form a
Speaker 1: full blown relationship. But you obviously like the little dude.
Speaker 1: Dude like you, so I don't think it's gonna change nothing.
Speaker 1: Ain't be four years ain't like you said, you foughty
Speaker 1: years older than him? Folk. But he assumes she's a
Speaker 1: student as well. Well you know, I mean, did you
Speaker 1: do you find that necessary to lie about that too?
Speaker 1: What's up? Like? What is you lying about you being
Speaker 1: a student? She just never told him. I ain't what
Speaker 1: that is. That's a lie withholding intent? Uh live omission? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, So she wants to know should she tell
Speaker 1: him the truth or is it really no big deal?
Speaker 1: What difference if it ain't no big deal? Tell him
Speaker 1: the truth. The reason I lie, it's because it is
Speaker 1: a big deal. That's why necessary. Hell yeah, it's unnecessary,
Speaker 1: be just necessary to lie here had come. But she's
Speaker 1: twenty six, Steve, she hasn't gotten it down yet. She
Speaker 1: has lied yet it down? Uh she hasn't at twenty six. Yeah, master,
Speaker 1: not you girl? You her? I was. I was in
Speaker 1: the PhD program at twenty six. Already got it him
Speaker 1: be in it all right. Moving on to a dashing
Speaker 1: in Miami. Dashing says my husband and I. Yeah Dash,
Speaker 1: it's a cute name. My husband and I started out
Speaker 1: with My husband and I started out with me. Listen
Speaker 1: to this. This is interesting. My husband and I started
Speaker 1: out with me as a side chick while he was married.
Speaker 1: I know my husband is a cheater, and I've overlooked
Speaker 1: the signs that he might have a new side piece.
Speaker 1: Do I bring it up to him or accept it
Speaker 1: because I used to be a cheater? Wait a minute,
Speaker 1: that doesn't make any sense. Okay, you've accepted it, So
Speaker 1: now you're assuming that he has another side chicky. She's
Speaker 1: overlooked the signs. Well, you can't if you if the
Speaker 1: signs is there, that's what he's doing. Yep. Now what
Speaker 1: you're saying is do I accept this as get back
Speaker 1: payment because I was the side chick. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: tell you right now. Very very rarely do they marry
Speaker 1: do they get promotions where few promotions are made, very few.
Speaker 1: So what you're saying, marry their side check. Yeah, see,
Speaker 1: because what happens is normally the sad side chick is
Speaker 1: what breaks up though marriage. But the right once the
Speaker 1: marriage is broken up, causing you he kind of he
Speaker 1: looking at you funky right there anyway, because this comes
Speaker 1: this a loss of house, car payment, child spoy you know,
Speaker 1: all is here, so it usually doesn't register in the
Speaker 1: promotion department. It usually doesn't. You having graduated from side
Speaker 1: chick to wife, that's a miracle and you should accept
Speaker 1: the blessing. But if you see the signs, then he
Speaker 1: got another one. And if you're trying to say, because
Speaker 1: I did it to this other woman, I should accept
Speaker 1: the fact that it's being done to me, then you
Speaker 1: will never ever have a great life because you're just
Speaker 1: accepting of wrong being done wrong and you just wouldn't
Speaker 1: let it go. So I can't help you with that system.
Speaker 1: So that's a good one. Now, she doesn't have to
Speaker 1: accept it, is what you're saying. Okay, Crystal, and Ferguson said,
Speaker 1: I got to work this morning and There was a
Speaker 1: note on my desk that said dog breath. My co
Speaker 1: workers around me they know. I know that. My co
Speaker 1: workers around me said they know who did it, but
Speaker 1: they're not snitches. Is this just petty nonsense or is
Speaker 1: it bullying? Should I get my manager involved? No? You
Speaker 1: need you need to dress this dog gass breath you got.
Speaker 1: It's what you need to do, this all this, all this,
Speaker 1: get your manager involved and go down to HR. You
Speaker 1: need to take your ass down to that drug stoke.
Speaker 1: It's what you need to do. You need to go
Speaker 1: and see what it is that's up in them teeth.
Speaker 1: You got some starred floss and trapp bacteria is trapped older. Damn,
Speaker 1: who did it? Damn? They ain't snitches or none of that.
Speaker 1: Ain't none of them say ignore it. Ain't nobody say, girl,
Speaker 1: you don't pay no attention to that. You know who
Speaker 1: did it, but we ain't snitches. Right, So obviously they
Speaker 1: all got in and they Okay, who's gonna do it?
Speaker 1: Who go Who gonna tell her? And they wrote the letter.
Speaker 1: It ain't no need you when you go down there
Speaker 1: to your boss and get HR involved, you gotta talk
Speaker 1: to them. And the whole time you're talking. Got the note?
Speaker 1: Oh so I think I think your issue is you
Speaker 1: need to address the problem because they're trying to help you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: dog bro, good advice. Yeah, that's strong man. Yeah, and no,
Speaker 1: if they put a note on your desk, say, dog bro,
Speaker 1: just cut your hands, cup your hands and blow into
Speaker 1: your own faith. Go in there and put your pp
Speaker 1: eat mask on. Oh your mask and COVID what what
Speaker 1: do they call that? What is the initials in ninety? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But what do they call the supplies? Though? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but Monica, ain't it ppe? What you know? Yeah? Can't
Speaker 1: your p P? Now we need to hear I thought
Speaker 1: I saw what you said P. Yeah, well you need
Speaker 1: to put that on. Cousin, yours probably smell like pep.
Speaker 1: That's another thing I could have got, dog brow, dip
Speaker 1: of mouth, you know, garbage can. There's a lot of stuff,
Speaker 1: you know, but dog breath is pretty serious. Sometimes your
Speaker 1: breath smell like hot garbage though too. That's another one.
Speaker 1: All right, um, thank you, fresh can in the kitchen
Speaker 1: with the lead on it, and you step on it
Speaker 1: in and open and you go. Who coming up At
Speaker 1: the top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news
Speaker 1: for you right after this. You're listening, all right. So
Speaker 1: Cardi b recently revealed that she was paid one million
Speaker 1: dollars one million dollars for racy performance last weekend at
Speaker 1: Art Basil in Miami and it barely even lasted an hour.
Speaker 1: We all saw the video of Cardie. She had unlike
Speaker 1: this flesh tone designer bodysuit. It was Jean Paul Gautier.
Speaker 1: That was very risque, to say the least. The video
Speaker 1: of Cardi Ba's performance trended earlier this week, and the
Speaker 1: comments went wild. One Internet troll reacted to the video
Speaker 1: on the comment not a Grammy winner performing in somebody's backyard,
Speaker 1: well you know, Cardi. Cardi clapped right back at her.
Speaker 1: Cardy said, quote, I got paid one million dollars to
Speaker 1: perform at this elite banker's private event for four hundred
Speaker 1: people and only for thirty five minutes. Think about that
Speaker 1: when you type about this Grammy winner boom, so who
Speaker 1: can be mad at that? I mean, Steve, have you
Speaker 1: ever earned one million dollars for thirty five minutes of work?
Speaker 1: I don't want to comment on that, but I pretty
Speaker 1: much I'm gonna be down there. Hell, I'll do the
Speaker 1: same thing CARDI did and where the same. But hey
Speaker 1: in her side, be tan all out the back I put.
Speaker 1: I put some modum down bankers in there. Oh, this
Speaker 1: is what your punk ask won't here we go? Why
Speaker 1: I know with the trolls don't even respond to all
Speaker 1: like get your money and every last one of them,
Speaker 1: because you know what it is. Sometimes you just get
Speaker 1: tired of people running their damn mind. You know. I
Speaker 1: understand the wanting to clap back. Sometimes I'll be willing
Speaker 1: to go. I just want to tell some people off, man,
Speaker 1: I really do, because you run in your mouth, you
Speaker 1: don't know me. But then, really, Steve, what stops me
Speaker 1: from clapping back is just that right there, you run
Speaker 1: in your mouth and you don't know me, rightang, I
Speaker 1: ain't got to engage with you. That's why they always
Speaker 1: say stay on the wall. See if people throwing rocks
Speaker 1: at you and you up on the wall, even if
Speaker 1: it hits you, it ain't got a lot of velocity
Speaker 1: and nothing. But if you come down off the wall, right,
Speaker 1: they're throwing these rocks at our level. That's why this
Speaker 1: is biblical. That's a scripture. I don't know the exact scripture.
Speaker 1: But it says to stay on the wall. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not climbing way down from where I'm at to address you,
Speaker 1: all right? What compelled she felt compelled to do it?
Speaker 1: That that time? All right? Outfit on? Yeah, I put that.
Speaker 1: I put that the same outfit car to b head
Speaker 1: on get here for a million dollars. Have you seen
Speaker 1: that outfit? Yeah, I don't know if you've seen. I'll
Speaker 1: put that whole outfit on. It just looked it looked
Speaker 1: like the same stock and bitcher Pryor had on when
Speaker 1: he had show and Richard came out there in that
Speaker 1: new super I put that thing right on d J.
Speaker 1: Your life is calling, alright, somebody sent me the video.
Speaker 1: I ain't really seen the video, Okay, and we'll move
Speaker 1: on to a recent episode of The view. Um. This
Speaker 1: story says Whoopee Goldberg revealed that to she is a
Speaker 1: special clause in her will, Steve that prevents anyone from
Speaker 1: making any unsanctioned biopics about her life. So I got
Speaker 1: to ask you, since you're a living legend you are, Steve,
Speaker 1: I'm sure someone wanted to do a biopic on your
Speaker 1: life and career once you're gone. So, but do you care.
Speaker 1: That's the question. Do you care? And if you cared,
Speaker 1: who would you want to play? You? Now? I hope
Speaker 1: my sons do it, you know what, it's in control
Speaker 1: and makes some money off of it one day, but
Speaker 1: hopefully that's forty years off. I really could do. Ohn't no, right,
Speaker 1: I ain't that vain though, I don't really I see,
Speaker 1: I don't see myself. Life is interesting. You know what, though,
Speaker 1: I don't think if I told the truth about my life,
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think they believe it. I
Speaker 1: honestly don't think they would believe we would believe it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you know what though, I was talking to one
Speaker 1: of my daughters, and my daughter to stop me and said, Dad,
Speaker 1: that can't happen. And I just looked at her and
Speaker 1: I went But at the time, she was twenty five
Speaker 1: years old. So you're talking to me from a perspective
Speaker 1: that first of all, I'm an much older black man,
Speaker 1: you a little well off black girl. We're talking two
Speaker 1: different perspectives. And here's what my kids found. Winton and
Speaker 1: Broderick and Jason set me down and said, Dad, you
Speaker 1: know what it is about you man, And we just
Speaker 1: came to the realization, Dad, you grew up at during segregation.
Speaker 1: They said, we don't even know what that is. He said,
Speaker 1: so when you be saying what you're saying, we had
Speaker 1: to feel to that. He's a man. I appreciate what
Speaker 1: you're telling us. But our father grew up in segregation.
Speaker 1: Our father was alive with colored only water fountains, colored
Speaker 1: rest rooms. I've had experiences with that, so that's a
Speaker 1: different perspective. So but if I told everybody exactly what
Speaker 1: happened to me for real, I just don't think they
Speaker 1: believe it. I think they would, Steve. I think, first
Speaker 1: of all, you're a great storyteller. We believe it, and
Speaker 1: if we believe it, other people will believe it. Get
Speaker 1: I gotta get stuff. What's the word corrobor corroborated, that's huh, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you said it right. Look at your junior talking about
Speaker 1: Collabo like a song. Junior said, let's collaborate like a
Speaker 1: song or Collabo. Yeah, collaborate with but doing somebody go
Speaker 1: along with it? Corroborate If somebody has to validate, verified, verified,
Speaker 1: and see, then you have to go and talk to
Speaker 1: cats in my past, and they're gonna be scared because
Speaker 1: a lot of them was down scared they might interesting.
Speaker 1: All right, coming up in twenty minutes after the hour,
Speaker 1: we're gonna try and find out what herschel Walker has
Speaker 1: been doing since um he lost the election of Senator
Speaker 1: Rafael Warnock. We'll find out right after this. You're listening,
Speaker 1: all right. We wanted to um, you know, find out
Speaker 1: what herschel Walker has been up to since he lost
Speaker 1: the election to Shirley. Let me take this over for you, please, Okay, Hey, listen, guys,
Speaker 1: a little bit known. I've been in the background. My
Speaker 1: name is oh Raymond Childs, and I'm the campaign manager
Speaker 1: for herschel Walker, and I just want to give you
Speaker 1: guys a look. Look. Yeah wow, yeah, X didn't quite
Speaker 1: work out what we thought. But I've got Herschel here,
Speaker 1: and Herschel's gonna explain to Herschel how are you all
Speaker 1: I'm doing? But I'm doing might have fined moaning. Uh well,
Speaker 1: what I want to might have fined is moaning up? Well, Herschel.
Speaker 1: Let me just ask a couple of questions of you.
Speaker 1: What you know? I know we did our BASTI me
Speaker 1: lost the election. What's the plans moving for what's the
Speaker 1: most immediate thing you're working on right now, Well, what
Speaker 1: I'm working on right now is uh, it seemed like
Speaker 1: they'll are opening down there at Jackson State University, and
Speaker 1: I'm well, I figured out going on down now listen,
Speaker 1: Sivin and gets on in there. But now, now, let
Speaker 1: me tell you something, Raymond. What I learned. What I learned? Raymond?
Speaker 1: You now you can't be the coach of Jackson State
Speaker 1: University then unless you got yourself your own soul, you understand.
Speaker 1: So I've been, uh, I've been figuring it out to
Speaker 1: a Raymond on what I gonna you know, I've been
Speaker 1: figuring it out, twittering and middling around here. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to figure out what I gonna do. But but you
Speaker 1: twitting the minie round. Now what I want to let them,
Speaker 1: the young boys know that's gonna be under me and
Speaker 1: who I am and what I am? Nah, what I union?
Speaker 1: When you see me, you will hold me coach Coon.
Speaker 1: I am coach Coon. Because if I ain't cool, I'm out.
Speaker 1: Who is cool? If I ain't Coom? Who is Coom?
Speaker 1: Who cool? Baby? If I ain't cool, you know who
Speaker 1: is cool? If I ain't coom? Who is Coom? Who
Speaker 1: who who? Who? I wake up Pickencott, I wake up,
Speaker 1: I wake up, Pickcock? I wake up, pickcock. I wake
Speaker 1: up pickingcock, Silicon, Billicott backco Saelicon, picking cock, I wake
Speaker 1: up Pickencott. I picked mine to date. I picked mine
Speaker 1: to date. I picked mine. I picked mine. I picked
Speaker 1: mine to date, I picked mine to day. I picked
Speaker 1: mine to day. I picked mine, I picked man. I
Speaker 1: picked mine to day. Ain't who was cool? If I
Speaker 1: ain't cool? Who is coon? If I an't cool? Who
Speaker 1: is cool? You know? Address? Hey, guys, Look, that explains
Speaker 1: it all. That's what we're about right now, because I
Speaker 1: don't know if you remember he made a direct point
Speaker 1: when he said, then called the coon. But he's a
Speaker 1: country boy, and if you know anything about the country
Speaker 1: coon is one of the smartest animals out there. That's
Speaker 1: why we've just decided to run with it. I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's a good idea to follow Coach Prime
Speaker 1: in that position, and but good luck, Hey, we'll keep
Speaker 1: your posted or what all we're doing? Shirley and the guys,
Speaker 1: all right, we gotta go. I think Roscoe is in
Speaker 1: next to help get us in the Christmas spirit. Right
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening show. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: we have a special guest to get us in the
Speaker 1: Christmas spirit. You know he's written all kinds of song. Noah,
Speaker 1: we have no time with me, baby, I go right
Speaker 1: on here. We'll go Mary, everybody Christmas? Hey man, how
Speaker 1: you doing well? Hey, we'll really enjoyed it, really enjoyed
Speaker 1: the hershel Walker there there. If I ain't cool, you're
Speaker 1: oh God, that's all right right there, And what's up
Speaker 1: Julia Roscoe my hero having wife, having life, and we're
Speaker 1: going on, Hey call it, we're going on. Happy Holidays, Roscoe.
Speaker 1: What's going Hey, welcome back Roscoe. Happy? What y'all need
Speaker 1: from me today? I'm here, I'm here to bring Crimma chill. Well,
Speaker 1: that's what we want. We want that Christmas. You you
Speaker 1: know I didn't wrote so many Christmas holds crim crimm
Speaker 1: all these souls right here. Yeah, you know you know
Speaker 1: name one this Christmas? Who you think wrote that thing?
Speaker 1: When Donna get it from got hell? Yet every day
Speaker 1: you wrote this cre creed mother fi you sigh a
Speaker 1: blazing bright Come on here, Donna, let off through rude
Speaker 1: to dude anywhere. I gave it to Donna Donna asked me,
Speaker 1: could he just speed it up a little bit and
Speaker 1: put his own sparing on. So I let him go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I told him it wasn't a great Cristman here the
Speaker 1: all time. But got for me? What else did you write?
Speaker 1: I wrote everything being Crawlsy white, Cristmas, White, Christmas? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I knew it. Christmas. Who you knew? Being Crossby's uncle.
Speaker 1: What was his name, Bill Crawledy. That's close. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm clue, but it's the other Bill calls me though,
Speaker 1: see Bill being Bobby all of them and Benjamin, Benjamin
Speaker 1: crawled was the black side of the family. Oh okay.
Speaker 1: And then you know I wrote I'm dreaming of a
Speaker 1: Black Crystal because I wanted more people to come over
Speaker 1: to the house. Okay, gotcha. And then you know, it
Speaker 1: was snowing outside, and then here come Being with his
Speaker 1: little white ass, and then he comes talking about can
Speaker 1: I have that song and making a white crystal. I said,
Speaker 1: we'll go ahead, but I still want to say my
Speaker 1: black people come out to the house. So I gave
Speaker 1: it to him, but I had already recorded it. H
Speaker 1: Dreaming of Black Chrism same ros Rich sweet Potatu pie
Speaker 1: with the ham sandwiches, kicking and potato Sally, this glisten
Speaker 1: and kid leaves. Miles, dude, the high Lord, I'm on
Speaker 1: dreaming of black Christmas and when we had and an
Speaker 1: old white man came along made the white chrispan big hit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that history. What else? What you want to do? Well?
Speaker 1: What about silent nights? You know the temptations in my mind?
Speaker 1: Old I think we had to do that right here now,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you true right now, Silent night we've
Speaker 1: written by old white Dutch choid. But I got a
Speaker 1: hold to it, and I got the temptation together and
Speaker 1: redid that I got the temptations were you wasn't until
Speaker 1: I put them together. It wasn't a temptatious What were
Speaker 1: the It was a group called consent. And I said,
Speaker 1: you ain't in it. Conceit. It'll make no damn shit.
Speaker 1: You got to deal with the temptations in the world
Speaker 1: because everybody get tempted. That our temptation came about. I
Speaker 1: would have grown groove together. All right, Roscoe, thank you,
Speaker 1: we appreciate it. We're all in coming up next. We
Speaker 1: got the nephew and the phone call for it today
Speaker 1: right after this you're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show coming
Speaker 1: up at about four minutes after the hour. It's my
Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today and the subject is smoke and mirrors.
Speaker 1: Smoke and Mirrors. We'll get into that in just a
Speaker 1: few because right now it is time for the nephew
Speaker 1: and it's prank phone call for today. What you got
Speaker 1: for us? Now? Well, you know it's Christmas time, Shylte
Speaker 1: Christmas decorations, okay, cat dog, if you cool it? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to read cecil. Yeah, this cecil was going on. Hey,
Speaker 1: this many man. I live like about four fire streets
Speaker 1: over from you, just manning. How you doing, brothers? I'm
Speaker 1: doing do it man? How you doing? I'm good? Hey? Uh,
Speaker 1: I see you You You got your Christmas lights up right,
Speaker 1: you know? Yeah? I got him up. I got my
Speaker 1: whole of them and everything set up. Man, it's just
Speaker 1: looking really okay. Let me let me ask you something, man,
Speaker 1: the theme you got in your yard? Where you get
Speaker 1: that idea from? What do you mean where I get
Speaker 1: them from? The idea? Like you got the snow Man,
Speaker 1: you got Santa Claus, some reindeals, you got your whole
Speaker 1: house decorated. You got Jesus with the manger and the
Speaker 1: wise men around him. Where did you get your idea from?
Speaker 1: I'm I'm lost what she's talking about. Man, you ask
Speaker 1: me where I got a theme from them? I mean
Speaker 1: you try to imply from them. I'm asking I'm asking
Speaker 1: you a question. Where did you get the idea from?
Speaker 1: I made this up. I made up Jesus Jesus, and
Speaker 1: you know that represents Christmas. Man. You go with a
Speaker 1: team that's Chrystmas base man, and that's that's Christmas base
Speaker 1: Jesus there, Christmas Jesus and just in Jerusalem and Beth
Speaker 1: Lamb And hey, what's what's going on? Man? Who are
Speaker 1: you when you get my number from any I'm I'm manning, Man,
Speaker 1: I'm manning. I got I got your number from one
Speaker 1: of the people that live on your street. And I'm
Speaker 1: just asking you on the real where you get this
Speaker 1: idea from? I made this idea? If I made this up? Man,
Speaker 1: I made this up. Get the second time you ask
Speaker 1: me why I get idea from? What are you trying
Speaker 1: to imports? Go the real deal? Dog? The same thing
Speaker 1: you got if you come four streets over. I got
Speaker 1: the same thing in my yard and it looked like
Speaker 1: you don't stole my idea. And see what you ain't
Speaker 1: gonna do is try to win Christmas yards of the
Speaker 1: season and you don't stole my ideal. That's the problem
Speaker 1: I got with you. Now. The problem you got is
Speaker 1: like to twisted. Okay, to see I put this together
Speaker 1: without here, I never even heard of you, manny begin with. Secondly,
Speaker 1: I've been doing this particular theme in my yards as
Speaker 1: I've been standing over. I've been standing over a six years.
Speaker 1: You ain't had that. You ain't had that theme last year.
Speaker 1: You ain't that mad this thing last year. And to
Speaker 1: give the four and I put myself in the same
Speaker 1: place every damn time I put it down. You did
Speaker 1: not have this last talk about who are you to
Speaker 1: call me and tell me about my theme and about
Speaker 1: my yard and what you got going. I know you
Speaker 1: ain't copying there. Man, I'm gonna tell you right now,
Speaker 1: and I ain't gonna go no further. You need to
Speaker 1: rearrange your theme and get a different thing, because you
Speaker 1: got the same theme I got. No, you need to
Speaker 1: rearrange your okay, because I ain't rearranging jack over here. Hey, man,
Speaker 1: let me tell you get but I got to come
Speaker 1: over there and tell you something, man, And I'm being
Speaker 1: really as real as I can be with you. If
Speaker 1: I got to come over there and unplugged up, if
Speaker 1: you got some we come out. If I got to
Speaker 1: come over to your house and unplugged some stuff, no
Speaker 1: no no. If that thing my foot will be getting
Speaker 1: unplug from your First of all, you ain't gonna come
Speaker 1: on my street, in my house and just suspect me
Speaker 1: at all about anything that I got set up in
Speaker 1: my yard telling me I ain't something that way. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what. Then, I'm just gonna do this ship.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just come over there and take Jesus and
Speaker 1: take and take them wise men. I't your yard. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do. Come over this way, call everybody
Speaker 1: messing with Jesus and the man. It's gonna be some
Speaker 1: real files because first of all, that's like signally, that's
Speaker 1: that's the center other pea. Now, if you want to
Speaker 1: come over here, you want to kind of do something
Speaker 1: like that, you gonna need Jesus said help you, because
Speaker 1: it's gonna be some rollings around going on, and it's like, yo,
Speaker 1: what's the bottom line is just right here. You got
Speaker 1: the nerve to do the same theme. My god, I'm
Speaker 1: full streets sober. I'm driving through looking at everybody's over here, man,
Speaker 1: looking at everybody's got you the only one? And tom
Speaker 1: here has I ain't seen the same way the same place?
Speaker 1: Really doubt long yere? Ain't nobody ever called me your
Speaker 1: stuff look like? Then? It from full five stres. I
Speaker 1: who the heard this? Man? In any wait? Man, ain't
Speaker 1: got no right coming on my street because you don't
Speaker 1: stay on this street. You're going around looking at people
Speaker 1: trying to get your ideas. Man, you got a rich No. No,
Speaker 1: I'm very original. I've moved to this neighborhood, and so
Speaker 1: you did. I've been here. I've been here ten years.
Speaker 1: You've been here about six. I don't know you've been
Speaker 1: living over here. I've been living over his six years.
Speaker 1: This subdivision was just coming up when I came over here.
Speaker 1: How are you gonna tell me you've been running your
Speaker 1: team longer not be running mine? Who you crazy? Hey? Man?
Speaker 1: And it ain't. I ain't got time to go back, man,
Speaker 1: You know what, I got better things? So I still
Speaker 1: got some more lights put up? Hey, I got my words?
Speaker 1: Can go back and forth. When I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: just right here, I'm gonna come take Jesus off your yard.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take Jesus and then one to take Jesus
Speaker 1: out my yard. And I see now you're signing like
Speaker 1: when I'm crazy people come about thinking Jesus out of
Speaker 1: my life. That's where you've got life and messed up.
Speaker 1: Come on over. I got something man, and man's what
Speaker 1: you look here. Don't turn your lights on. The light's
Speaker 1: gonna being on the nighte tomorrow, n ain't every other night.
Speaker 1: I'm about taking my Jesus in the Manchus. I'm originally
Speaker 1: as a written it could be. Come over if you
Speaker 1: want to. I got something. You stole my ideal and
Speaker 1: we're talking about this killing idea. Go on aunt here
Speaker 1: and let's hey dog dog, let me tell you something
Speaker 1: right now Jesus and then wise men is coming. I
Speaker 1: chill yard today. Now you know what, man, I'm through
Speaker 1: with you. Man, I'm through with you. You know what,
Speaker 1: Come over here if you want to touch my bathing Jesus,
Speaker 1: touch my mainjer tech me if Joseph and the wise
Speaker 1: man and I'm gonna put the North Star over your
Speaker 1: literally Hey, man, I don't know where you get my
Speaker 1: number from? An Who are you anyway? Who is it?
Speaker 1: Who are you? Man? I tell you what you tell
Speaker 1: about coming over here? Missing with anything's on? Cob okay,
Speaker 1: sit to go off every evening at duff. Who's the
Speaker 1: start getting dark? Mine? Going on? Left mine? I come
Speaker 1: on the nights for you anyway? Why why are you
Speaker 1: like you can't come up with your own team? Man?
Speaker 1: Why you can't my own team? And looking at it?
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what man look for you anyway? We're
Speaker 1: just squatted like you say, four five three over? What
Speaker 1: kind of color you got your dry? Where I come
Speaker 1: fire you to come deal with? Right now? Where are
Speaker 1: you at? Right now? Where you are? You know what?
Speaker 1: Don't worry about where I'm at. I'm I'm a ride
Speaker 1: on your life. I'm about litterally now I'm gonna come fined. No,
Speaker 1: your life ain't coming on tonight. What never not come
Speaker 1: on the night. There's gonna be some files in your life.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be on the breeze and you I'm gonna
Speaker 1: let you know this, man. Man, you who for you? Anyway? Man?
Speaker 1: You have caused me out of the blue telling me
Speaker 1: that you're gonna come disconnect my life and steal my
Speaker 1: major and take my baby jeans out the man? Who
Speaker 1: are you sit up here accusing me of steending your
Speaker 1: things when it's been my theme or all these years?
Speaker 1: This years I've been doing this. I war best yard
Speaker 1: three year or three years running in this season. Now
Speaker 1: I think you're trying to get mine. But but see
Speaker 1: the problem is you don't want the best yards because
Speaker 1: you're still in my idea. How can I be sitting
Speaker 1: your man? You know what you and your and I'm
Speaker 1: ready to deal with your right. Hey, dog dog, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna go back and forth with you. You stole
Speaker 1: my Jesus theme. Dog? Hold on, wait a minute, how
Speaker 1: can I have warn that's yard three years running and
Speaker 1: you're saying I got the thing you you should have
Speaker 1: been getting. You must not be doing your right. Let
Speaker 1: me let me, let me let me go on say
Speaker 1: this to you right? Nine dogs? What's day? What Larry
Speaker 1: on your streets told me to call you, lads? Larry
Speaker 1: told you to come who later gave you my number?
Speaker 1: Larry and Tommy told me to call you every Timmy
Speaker 1: told you to call me. Do you know who Tommy is?
Speaker 1: That that ain't there, ain't never missing anain't Tommy to me?
Speaker 1: Who I'm Tommy? I'm Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
Speaker 1: More Than Is show. You just got planked by your
Speaker 1: boy Larry Man. Nephew Thomas. You want the show? Told
Speaker 1: me to call you. It's a you win every single
Speaker 1: year the Christmas yard feel, but it's kind of funny.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let me ask you something. What's the baddest
Speaker 1: radio show in the lane? Oh man hands, I don't know,
Speaker 1: stout Man the show with Nephew Frank, I'll stand, I'll
Speaker 1: stand often to come over there and get Jesus. I'm
Speaker 1: going to get them wives. Man, boy, boy boy, now
Speaker 1: you've been to meet Jesus. That's more accurate. Seeds. You're
Speaker 1: gonna be my baby. Come around here. It's gonna be
Speaker 1: some rolling round out here Christmas. Is that correct? Just
Speaker 1: the wise man Marry show that nor Stog will be
Speaker 1: on your airs. He didn't understand the accusation where you
Speaker 1: get that theme from it Christmas? Right? Right? You going
Speaker 1: with this man from It's Christmas with Jesus and a
Speaker 1: major Here's Christmas now that one, Frank, praise for real
Speaker 1: all right coming up next, and it's the Strawberry Letter
Speaker 1: for today. The subject smoke and Mirrors will get into
Speaker 1: it right after this you're listening to show. It is
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Speaker 1: going to read this one right here, right now, and
Speaker 1: you never know, it could be yours. It could be yours, ladies,
Speaker 1: gym is time for the Strawberry Lady, my good friend,
Speaker 1: Shirley straw Berry, Thank you, my good friend Junior. Subject
Speaker 1: smoke and Mirrors. Dear Stephen, Shirley, I'm in a long
Speaker 1: distance relationship with a man that my daughter hooked me
Speaker 1: up with. He's a bodybuilder, and my daughter met him
Speaker 1: at her gym. She said she was looking in the
Speaker 1: mirror working out when he came and stood in front
Speaker 1: of her to see himself in the mirror. She said,
Speaker 1: Other than being vain, he's extremely quiet and nerdy. He
Speaker 1: and I talked a lot in the beginning, and it
Speaker 1: was fun to have someone to talk to. I overlooked
Speaker 1: the fact that every time we talked he was smoking weed,
Speaker 1: or had just had some weed, or was planning to
Speaker 1: smoke weed at any minute. After a few months of
Speaker 1: doing video chats, he wanted to see me. I told
Speaker 1: him he could come visit me at my house, but
Speaker 1: he insisted that I come visit him, especially my daughter
Speaker 1: lives in the same city. He bought me a ticket
Speaker 1: and asked me to stay at his house. I planned
Speaker 1: to stay in his guest room, but I left after
Speaker 1: he told me what he had planned for the weekend.
Speaker 1: As he showed me around his house, I saw condoms
Speaker 1: on his nightstand, and I was totally turned off by
Speaker 1: the floor to ceiling mirrors in his bedroom. He asked
Speaker 1: what I was into sexually, and I was shocked because
Speaker 1: we'd never talked about fetishes and role playing. He told
Speaker 1: me what he wanted to do to me sexually, and
Speaker 1: he said we could watch ourselves in the mirrors while
Speaker 1: we did it. I got an uber right away and
Speaker 1: went to my daughter's apartment. He hasn't called or texted
Speaker 1: me since, but he told my daughter I am too
Speaker 1: shy and hard to get along with. Should I explain
Speaker 1: the smoking mirrors to my daughter? Or let her keep
Speaker 1: thinking that the breakup was all my fault. Please help?
Speaker 1: Who cares what he says? That's what I say. Who cares?
Speaker 1: And why do you feel compelled to tell your daughter
Speaker 1: anything because she introduced you to this loser. That's still
Speaker 1: doesn't make you obligate it. It's simply not her business.
Speaker 1: You can just say that it didn't work out and
Speaker 1: keep it moving. What I don't get is why you
Speaker 1: didn't stay at your daughter's house instead of with the
Speaker 1: man you hardly knew. I mean, you say you're in
Speaker 1: a long distance relationship with him, but you're not in it.
Speaker 1: You just talked to this guy. You're not in a
Speaker 1: relationship with this man you know. You only know a
Speaker 1: couple of things about this guy. One is Eddie smokes
Speaker 1: weed all of the time. Your daughter's house would have
Speaker 1: been the choice. That would have been a safer, smarter
Speaker 1: situation for you to be in since you were traveling,
Speaker 1: And I'm glad you got out of this house when
Speaker 1: you did, because that could have been it could have
Speaker 1: worked out crazy for you, could have been dangerous. You
Speaker 1: don't know. Then you get to his house and realized
Speaker 1: he only wanted sex from you, and that's it, really, Mom,
Speaker 1: I think you need to slow down s because you
Speaker 1: don't know what you want. I mean you were insulted
Speaker 1: with the mirrors and the condoms on the nightstand. I mean,
Speaker 1: he could have at least put those up, but he didn't.
Speaker 1: You didn't. You didn't do enough homework or research on
Speaker 1: this guy to know what it was gonna be, what
Speaker 1: was gonna be waiting for you when you got off
Speaker 1: that plane. You went from video chatting with him, thinking
Speaker 1: you're in some sort of long distance relationship with this guy,
Speaker 1: to staying at his house. I mean it sounds a
Speaker 1: little crazy, and I don't want you out here acting
Speaker 1: desperate in these streets because this is what you can
Speaker 1: end up with, wall to wall mirrors, condoms on the nightstand,
Speaker 1: and a man saying to you that you can watch
Speaker 1: yourselves while you have sex what you don't even know
Speaker 1: him like that. Again, I'm glad you left early. I
Speaker 1: hope you learned what not to do in the future. Steve, Well,
Speaker 1: it's a lot to unpack here, but really nothing to unpack.
Speaker 1: This is a woman, and see I'm interested in what
Speaker 1: she's not saying. So let's go. I mean, a long
Speaker 1: distance relationship with a man that my daughter hooked me
Speaker 1: up with. He's a bodybuilding My daughter made him at
Speaker 1: her gym. She said. She was looking in the mirror
Speaker 1: at herself working out. He came stood in front of
Speaker 1: her to see himself in the mirror. She said, Other
Speaker 1: than being vain, he's extremely quiet and nerdy. Okay, other
Speaker 1: than being vain, he's extremely quiet and nerdy. Dude, that
Speaker 1: makes sense to you, not at all. It just don't
Speaker 1: go together at all. Therefore, I think your daughter gave
Speaker 1: you initially a bad read. But you took the time
Speaker 1: to start talking in facetiming and stuff, and you gotta
Speaker 1: even worse read on this guy. You said, he and
Speaker 1: I talk a lot. In the beginning, it was fun
Speaker 1: to have someone to talk to. Let's stop for a minute.
Speaker 1: What did you just say? You heard it? It was
Speaker 1: fun to have someone to talk to. Where have you
Speaker 1: been in Where have you been locked away? Have you
Speaker 1: been in disposed? Have you been at a convent? Have
Speaker 1: you been up in the mountains at a retreat? Have
Speaker 1: you just retired from being a monk in a Buddhist temple?
Speaker 1: What did you get? It was nice to have somebody
Speaker 1: to talk to. So what she's not saying is she
Speaker 1: was lonely. I think that's what the hook up was.
Speaker 1: I overlooked the fact that every time we talked he
Speaker 1: was smoking weed or had just all right, I lost
Speaker 1: he was smoking weed, or had just smoked weed, or
Speaker 1: was planning to smoke weed at any minute. It didn't
Speaker 1: make no sense to me, the fact that every time
Speaker 1: we talked he was smoking weed. I had just handsome weed.
Speaker 1: I was playing in the smoke weed at any minute.
Speaker 1: Smokey the nerd, that's vain, loves himself, quiet, nerdy weed
Speaker 1: all the damn all the time. That's all she knew
Speaker 1: about him. All right, we'll have part two of your
Speaker 1: response coming up. Steve. To today's letter at twenty three
Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. The subject is smoking mirrors. We'll
Speaker 1: be back right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve.
Speaker 1: Come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter, the subject smoke
Speaker 1: and mirrors. Here's a woman who is obviously extremely lonely.
Speaker 1: Her daughter lives out of state, meets this man at
Speaker 1: the gym. She was working out, looking at herself in
Speaker 1: the mirror. He came and stood in front of her.
Speaker 1: They met each other. She introduced him to her mom, saying,
Speaker 1: other than being vain, he's really quiet and nerdy. That
Speaker 1: don't go together. Vain people are very rarely quiet or nerdy.
Speaker 1: Your daughter does not know how to assess people. You
Speaker 1: meet the man, y'all get on the phone, y'all started talking.
Speaker 1: He and I talked a lot in the beginning, and
Speaker 1: it was fun to have someone to talk to. What
Speaker 1: what so? Who are you? It was fun to have
Speaker 1: someone to talk to. Okay, damn, where you being? Lady?
Speaker 1: I overlooked the fact that every time we talked he
Speaker 1: was smoking weed or had just had some weed. All
Speaker 1: was planning to smoke weed at any minute. Why is
Speaker 1: the nerty quiet personne hard talk when you're smoking that
Speaker 1: damn much? Yea? And hell, he might not be quiet,
Speaker 1: he might yet be sleepy a lot. After a few
Speaker 1: months of doing video chats, he wanted to see me.
Speaker 1: I told him he could come visit me at my house,
Speaker 1: but he insisted that I come visit him, especially since
Speaker 1: my daughter lives in the same city. Okay, that kind
Speaker 1: of makes sense. He bought me a ticket and asked
Speaker 1: me to stay at his house. I planned to stay
Speaker 1: in his guest room. What anybody flew you out here
Speaker 1: for that? All right? Who flew you out there to
Speaker 1: stay in the guest room? If you're gonna stay in
Speaker 1: the guest room, we can just stay keep on these
Speaker 1: video chats because at least I can talk to you
Speaker 1: while we're in this bedroom. All right? All right? Oh, hell,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll come on and go to But I
Speaker 1: left after he told me what he had planned for
Speaker 1: the weekend. As he showed me around this house, I
Speaker 1: saw condoms on his night stand and I was totally
Speaker 1: turned off by the floor to ceiling mirrors in his bedroom. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't see what's wrong with that. Yeah, daughter told
Speaker 1: you he was vain. He abided build. He got to
Speaker 1: see itself when he gets up. But he has some
Speaker 1: other plans for you. Now, you turned off by the
Speaker 1: flow of ceiling mirrors in the bedroom. I kind of
Speaker 1: like that myself. I don't have it. But to me,
Speaker 1: he asked me what I was into sexually, and I
Speaker 1: was shocked because we never talked about fetishes in role playing. Well,
Speaker 1: but you have talked about sex. See that's what she
Speaker 1: didn't put in that. Y'all just didn't discuss fetishes in
Speaker 1: role playing, but everything else. Yeah, but you're lying if
Speaker 1: you think all in video chats and sex ain't come up,
Speaker 1: that's not true. He told me what he wanted to
Speaker 1: do to me sexually, and he said we could watch
Speaker 1: ourselves in the mirror while we did it. That's what
Speaker 1: the flow of sealing mirrors is. Fault. That's what the
Speaker 1: condoms is on that table phone. Your cy was in
Speaker 1: new draws though. See you ain't even see that, Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1: There's some stuff in that draws though. I got an
Speaker 1: uber right away and went to my daughter's apartment where
Speaker 1: you should have been in the first place. He hasn't
Speaker 1: called it text me since then. Well, what are you
Speaker 1: gonna say? So should I explain this? Okay, hold on,
Speaker 1: he ain't called it text me since then. But he
Speaker 1: told my daughter, I'm too shy and hard to get
Speaker 1: along with. Wait a minute, this is the quiet nerd
Speaker 1: that just told your daughter that you too shy and
Speaker 1: hard to get along with. Your daughter has a poor
Speaker 1: assessment of men. But, like Shirley said, what do you ca? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what the hell he think? Or what your daughter think? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Let your daughter dat him. She liked going to the gym.
Speaker 1: She liked looking at herself in the mirror. I don't
Speaker 1: really see what you want us to do. So should
Speaker 1: I let my daughter keep thinking that the break up
Speaker 1: was all my fault? Please help? Just really, you really
Speaker 1: don't have a problem. You're not going back up there.
Speaker 1: You're not into fetishes and role playing. You don't like
Speaker 1: looking at yourself in the mirror because you probably get
Speaker 1: out the bed. And you know, I was like cool
Speaker 1: walking towards it. But when you turn sideways in that
Speaker 1: float the ceiling mirror, who could throw your ass into something? Stupid?
Speaker 1: So stupid, that's what she don't like. Did you be
Speaker 1: walking to me and be going right now, then you
Speaker 1: turn to the side and you go it'd be like
Speaker 1: just creep out. It's just you, you know, shocking, It
Speaker 1: is shocking, and so that's what it is. And so
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know what to tell you, lady.
Speaker 1: You really don't have a problem. I tell my daughter
Speaker 1: the truth. Actually I flew out here. We had discussed sex,
Speaker 1: but we didn't discuss fetishes and role playing. Obviously, Uh,
Speaker 1: big big boy over here, Well, big boy wanted to
Speaker 1: put some straps on me and have me swinging back
Speaker 1: and forth and every time I swung into him, you
Speaker 1: knew what was gonna happen. Now listen, leave your comments
Speaker 1: on today's Strawberry Letter, at Instagram, at Steve HARVEYFM, and child.
Speaker 1: I didn't think that was big enough, Undimand coming up next,
Speaker 1: Sports Talk with Junior. Right after this. You're listening, It
Speaker 1: is time now for Sports Talk with Junior. What you got, Junior? Alright?
Speaker 1: Pimping it's tied to pick pimping you had last week?
Speaker 1: Well last week, Come on, damn, pimping's on fire. Come on,
Speaker 1: here we go, pippot Jets, bills, come on, give me
Speaker 1: ten bills all the way. It's this crunch time. Ain't
Speaker 1: I gonna messing around? Alright? Pimping Texans? Cowboys? I know
Speaker 1: it's gonna be Cowboys. Wasn't even no hope for us?
Speaker 1: All right, Vikings, Lions, The Lions is gonna surprise they
Speaker 1: ass Come on, d Troit, here we go. Jaguars, Titans,
Speaker 1: pimping Titans, gonna shut your dough. Okay, that is man
Speaker 1: Eagles versus the Giants. Eagles, baby Jaalen Herdris don't stopable
Speaker 1: this year? Okay? Is he MVP this year? So far?
Speaker 1: And he's cute. Okay, Carla, I got that Eagles. Did
Speaker 1: you say he wasn't cute? I think cute? Cute man, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Raven Steelers pipping, no Lamar, Yeah, it ain't got a
Speaker 1: little more upset Steelers. Okay, I like pipping. Here we
Speaker 1: go Chiefs Broncos. I can't see the Chiefs losing two
Speaker 1: in the row. It's no way, chief Okay. Then Russell
Speaker 1: does the loss again. Russell Russell have a hard time down, Hey,
Speaker 1: down down down when he married to see Ann come out.
Speaker 1: He's good. It ain't how bad is your life? Buckers
Speaker 1: forty nine is pipping well. Jimmy Garoppolo got hurt? He did.
Speaker 1: And Brady Pool one out there on the road Buckingers
Speaker 1: baby bucking k Yeah okay. Panthers, Seahawks pimping Sea Hawks.
Speaker 1: It is Dolphins charges pimping. Come on, we need some dolphins,
Speaker 1: come on tour. Let's go Dolphins. It is okay, And
Speaker 1: here we go Patriots Cardinals. You know how I hate
Speaker 1: the Patriot right for they're playing that they playing in Arizona. Cardinals, Dad,
Speaker 1: it is and come on, I gotta give it to
Speaker 1: you man. Brown's Bengals. It isn't Cincinnati. Come on browns now,
Speaker 1: we can't beat the Bengals right now? An't damn? Joe
Speaker 1: Brown throwing his hands. They ain't got no damn, but
Speaker 1: we ain't got no d Thank you guys. Come going
Speaker 1: with Cleland Brown, but I know the Bengals gonna with.
Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, the
Speaker 1: surveys says. The survey says if Keenan Thompson had a
Speaker 1: highly memorable skit at the People's Choice Awards, of course,
Speaker 1: mocking you again, Steve. This year's People Choice Awards aired
Speaker 1: on Tuesday night, and the show's host, Keenan Thompson dressed
Speaker 1: up as you, Steve, and played a round of celebrity
Speaker 1: family feud in a skit with the ladies from the
Speaker 1: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. This is an impression that
Speaker 1: Keenan has done for years. Take a listen, O kay now,
Speaker 1: I'm your man, Steve Harvey, and we hear the People's
Speaker 1: Choice Awards, the awards for regular people. I am a
Speaker 1: regular person myself, except I'm on eight different TV shows
Speaker 1: and you can see my mustache from space. All right.
Speaker 1: We got from regular everyday people here who are ready
Speaker 1: to play the feuds if the real housewives of Beverly Hill.
Speaker 1: Let a man. All right, let's do that, alright, Kyle,
Speaker 1: shutting Catholic. It's a pleasure you are taking on the
Speaker 1: reek Erica, Crystal and a Lisia. All right, you're already
Speaker 1: here we go. Let do that, all right, Kyle. We
Speaker 1: surveyed one hundred people and we asked, what's something you
Speaker 1: shouldn't do at a party? Um, drink too much to
Speaker 1: kill and do the splits. Okay, that's pretty specific, but
Speaker 1: let's see it was up there. How many people said
Speaker 1: doing the shots in the splits? Oh? I look at that.
Speaker 1: Twelve people. Unbelievable. A lot of flexible people out there.
Speaker 1: All Right, do you get mad? What are you get mad?
Speaker 1: You get mad? I ain't mad at all? Oh good,
Speaker 1: No bother me. I'm I'm a I'm a huge part
Speaker 1: of his career, Keenan. Yeah, they used to be on
Speaker 1: your show when they were younger and kill uh huh.
Speaker 1: So he needed me, damn his entire career here it
Speaker 1: comes the way I'm going with it. He needed hang on,
Speaker 1: I dragged across the tape. Keenan, you're one of his
Speaker 1: favorites to do though he does you well, No, I
Speaker 1: don't funny. You don't think you does he? No? Damn? Okay?
Speaker 1: So out yeah yeah god yeah, yeah. I don't like
Speaker 1: none of them. Now one of them, don't care. I'm
Speaker 1: not encouraging none of them. Imitation is the sincerest form
Speaker 1: of flattery. They loved the love that you know who
Speaker 1: wrote that? Somebody that don't get talked about. And it
Speaker 1: was st Yeah, it was a major like the laugh
Speaker 1: you can see your must face. I ain't laugh if
Speaker 1: you do mean get to laugh you see. Hell, it
Speaker 1: was Choice Awards. I think he did a great job.
Speaker 1: Keenan always plan when it comes to you. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he got a big comedy award at the Byron Allen's
Speaker 1: Griel Award. Yeah, congratulations, yeah for he was a kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's uh huh m hm. So Steven Keenan were
Speaker 1: in front of you right now, what would you say
Speaker 1: to him? Oh? Nothing much, you know, just you know,
Speaker 1: not much? What like you know, just I don't know,
Speaker 1: probably something like a fat boy. No, you ain't say that,
Speaker 1: big dog. Come on, I'm gonna say that I had
Speaker 1: him on my show. I told him he didn't even
Speaker 1: want to come out. He came out on my show.
Speaker 1: I said, man, you know how to beat your ass?
Speaker 1: I told him that. You see, if you're a comedian,
Speaker 1: you gotta be able to take a joke. You know that?
Speaker 1: Who keep telling ya all that? Who you're a comedian,
Speaker 1: you gotta be able to take a joke. Who told
Speaker 1: y'all that? But we rao joke? Now? That ain't high work.
Speaker 1: What I mean, that's not how it works. You weren't
Speaker 1: jokes about people. People can't make jokes about you. Who
Speaker 1: made that up? Y'all did? That's how it should be.
Speaker 1: It is all right. Coming up twenty minutes after the hour,
Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Learn
Speaker 1: how to take a joke? You're listening Morning Show. Well,
Speaker 1: we gotta send big congratulations out to eighteen ten year
Speaker 1: old Jalen Smith of Earl, Arkansas. Why you ask who
Speaker 1: is Jalen Smith? Well, he is the mayor, Thank you
Speaker 1: very much. He is the mayor of Earl, Arkansas, Okay.
Speaker 1: Eighteen years old Jalen Smith, now reportedly the youngest black
Speaker 1: mayor in the United States. He won the mayor Old
Speaker 1: race this Tuesday. Of course, in a runoff election. He
Speaker 1: beat his opponent with a final count of two hundred
Speaker 1: and eighteen votes to one hundred and thirty nine votes.
Speaker 1: This is according to Fox News in Memphis. Mayor Smith.
Speaker 1: That's right, get his name right. Mayor Smith announced the
Speaker 1: win in a Facebook post and thanks thank the voters
Speaker 1: of Earl, Arkansas, youngest mayor in the US eighteen years old. Man,
Speaker 1: that's outstanding. Should stories We shouldn't do these type of
Speaker 1: stories because just gonna show my friend, I really ain't nothing.
Speaker 1: You are something eighteen and he of mayor My ass
Speaker 1: is just a co host. I'm not well. I've been
Speaker 1: looking at my family. I might not be all that,
Speaker 1: but what is y'all? Say that one more time because
Speaker 1: I want to make sure I might not be all that?
Speaker 1: But what is y'all? Right there? Right back to it,
Speaker 1: right back. Oh, I ain't got no problem with it.
Speaker 1: You could have said, what are you? What are you?
Speaker 1: I'm talking to all of them. What is y'all? Congratulations
Speaker 1: to Mayor Jalen Smith, though very probably all right. We'll
Speaker 1: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
Speaker 1: at thirty three minutes after we'll play around. If would
Speaker 1: you rather right after this you're listening show, it is
Speaker 1: time now for would you rather? Would you rather have
Speaker 1: your socks sliding in your shoe all day? Or would
Speaker 1: you rather have your underwear in your butt all day?
Speaker 1: Weggie all day? Which one sock sliding or your underwear
Speaker 1: in your butt? Socks? I didn't heard every pore what
Speaker 1: you know. I had when I was in school. I
Speaker 1: had them socks and hand them or elastic in the
Speaker 1: top they was under They was under my arch, just
Speaker 1: on the y rolled up, they rolled up under your
Speaker 1: I had all my sock was in the tower to
Speaker 1: shoot all my whole sock was under my arch. Let's
Speaker 1: take it off at that point? Yeah, well not at school.
Speaker 1: You can't let nobody see that. So I just had
Speaker 1: to deal with it, okay, Bill Bottom, So couldn't nobody
Speaker 1: see it till I said out? Okay. But it was
Speaker 1: uncomfortable though, to walk around, very very But I cain't
Speaker 1: he had him. I can't hear them jaws. That's what
Speaker 1: they call it a wedge because they're wedged up in there. Okay. Uh,
Speaker 1: would you rather have the ability to read people's minds?
Speaker 1: Or would you rather have the ability just to see
Speaker 1: through walls that X ray vision read people minds? Or
Speaker 1: see through walls before I got married? Hey, now that
Speaker 1: I'm married? Why what? What? What? Marriage? I can read? Mom?
Speaker 1: If I could read people's mind before I got married,
Speaker 1: I would find out who won'ting me? He says, I'm married.
Speaker 1: Now I found out who won't be. I'm married to him,
Speaker 1: so be I want you to walk Okay, I see
Speaker 1: who wanted all of this? Yeah? Yeah, uh no, I
Speaker 1: just want to be able to read minds. That's my
Speaker 1: business purpose. Oh you can have the advantage. Yeah this money?
Speaker 1: Hunh Steve? Got all right? Would you rather have two
Speaker 1: million dollars to live in an RV for a whole
Speaker 1: year RV? Or would you have five hundred thought rather
Speaker 1: have five hundred thousand dollars to live on a yacht? Oh? Hey,
Speaker 1: uh yeah, you're living in an RV for a year
Speaker 1: for two mills, Steve, I'm gonna take five hundred thousand,
Speaker 1: not a yat. Yeah, hear that ball ass, y'all. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna flip that five hundred on that y'allt Oh, you're
Speaker 1: gonna take the yacht versus two million, and is that
Speaker 1: the advantage is one point five million? He liked that
Speaker 1: yacht life five hundred thousand. Why you wanna take the
Speaker 1: two me, junior, just go on to say your answer
Speaker 1: and accept it and take that confused ass to look
Speaker 1: off your face for you to have. I have different
Speaker 1: things that you don't know about, and so it's fine.
Speaker 1: I take the five hundred thousand, and I'm living on
Speaker 1: that mega yacht out on that ocean, and you take
Speaker 1: the two million and living that R and B RV.
Speaker 1: That's for you. No, you should do that because you
Speaker 1: don't have two million dollars. But you don't like water
Speaker 1: like that all the time. Yeah, he dies, all right,
Speaker 1: like wa, don't get in it round? Would you rather
Speaker 1: coming up at forty nine minutes afterwards with our last
Speaker 1: break of the day right after day? You're listening, all right, guys,
Speaker 1: here we are our last break of the day on
Speaker 1: this Friday. Yes you know that weekend. So let me
Speaker 1: just get into my closing remarks because they're very positive.
Speaker 1: Earlier today I was talking about I was struggling for
Speaker 1: a minute this morning because I just felt like I
Speaker 1: had this problem that I kept focusing on and then
Speaker 1: focusing on the problem I had, I began to drift
Speaker 1: off into just a funk. My attitude this morning was
Speaker 1: kind of going the wrong direction, and I was. I was,
Speaker 1: as I said earlier this morning, if you your feelings,
Speaker 1: your current feelings are a barometer of your thoughts. And
Speaker 1: what I've learned is if you can't explain the funk
Speaker 1: you're in, if you're walking around in a fog and
Speaker 1: it's got a little depressed like for you, all you
Speaker 1: have to do is retrace your thoughts over the last
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. If all you can remember thinking about was
Speaker 1: the last fifteen minutes and it was dark and negative
Speaker 1: and gloomy and unpopular, that explains your feelings. So what
Speaker 1: I had to do this morning was something that I preach.
Speaker 1: I had to practice it. Change your attitude. Start your
Speaker 1: morning with gratitude, which will affect your attitude, which has
Speaker 1: a direct correlation on your altitude. Everything is mental, and
Speaker 1: so what I had to do is change what I
Speaker 1: was looking at this morning, and it changed my perspective.
Speaker 1: And I had to come to the realization that whatever
Speaker 1: problem I have, I have no problem bigger than my God.
Speaker 1: I just don't I can't think, nor can you of
Speaker 1: anything you've gone through in your life that you have
Speaker 1: not survived. You can't think of anything. If you had
Speaker 1: cancer and you're listening, you survived it, or you're currently surviving.
Speaker 1: If you got evicted, where are you now? Even if
Speaker 1: you're in a shelter, you survived the eviction. Even if
Speaker 1: you're in a small apartment, you lost your main home.
Speaker 1: You are still somewhere. That is a positive to everything,
Speaker 1: and you have to find it or else you will
Speaker 1: stay in the gloom and the doom and the funk
Speaker 1: in the dark. That's a very good thing. So let's
Speaker 1: look at this week right here, this week in the news,
Speaker 1: Senator Raphael Warnock has been given an additional six years
Speaker 1: as senator. That's great news. That's a positive. I don't
Speaker 1: listen to me. I don't care who you are, Democrat, Republican,
Speaker 1: far right, far left. That's a blessing because the alternative
Speaker 1: was you know who you see and even as a Republican,
Speaker 1: that alternative, really, man, honestly speaking, was not a better
Speaker 1: person to have speaking on your behalf at George Brittany
Speaker 1: Griner was free. That's good news, regardless as to how
Speaker 1: you feel about her lifestyle and her life choices. What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? She got free to go home.
Speaker 1: That's a great week. What else happened this week? Because
Speaker 1: I had a series of things I was thinking about.
Speaker 1: It's just so many great things happening this week. Right here,
Speaker 1: you have some vived another week. You're surviving another week.
Speaker 1: You're still in the land of the living. You have
Speaker 1: opportunities in front of you, You have choices in front
Speaker 1: of you. I don't really, I don't know if people
Speaker 1: really really look at their life and take inventory of
Speaker 1: the choices you have to make. You know, you have
Speaker 1: a choice to go to work in the morning or not.
Speaker 1: You can choose not to go, but the choice to
Speaker 1: go produces income. Income produces the things you need, and
Speaker 1: produces some of the things you want. It's all right
Speaker 1: there in front of you. How really good of a
Speaker 1: life you actually have, because it's far more wonderful if
Speaker 1: you look at the positive instead of focusing on the negative.
Speaker 1: You have a wonderful opportunity in front of you. And
Speaker 1: that opportunity is to be grateful. Because once you fix
Speaker 1: your gratitude, it affects your attitude and it is in
Speaker 1: direct correlation with your altitude, and can I tell you
Speaker 1: something else. You are the one and only person that
Speaker 1: controls that. It is not up to your circumstances. It
Speaker 1: is not of perchance, it is not laid to the
Speaker 1: roll of the dice. Your ability to control your thoughts,
Speaker 1: it's on you. It's on you. That's a blessing, man,
Speaker 1: that's a huge blessing, and I want you to start
Speaker 1: taking advantage of it. You can start looking at the
Speaker 1: glass of water you got is half empty, or you
Speaker 1: can look at it as almost full. The choice is your.
Speaker 1: You can look at adversity as doom and gloom, or
Speaker 1: you can look at adversity as a well law, well
Speaker 1: sought after and fought after lesson. You can holiday and experience.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, it's just how you look at it, y'all.
Speaker 1: You've got to change your mental angle and you have
Speaker 1: full control of that. I don't care what happens. You
Speaker 1: control what you think about it. Life is ten percent
Speaker 1: what happens. It's what you do about it, and what
Speaker 1: you do about it all is in direct correlation with
Speaker 1: how you think. You change your attitude, you change your altitude.
Speaker 1: Those are my closing remarks. It's been a great week.
Speaker 1: I hope you see it that way, and if not,
Speaker 1: start focusing on the good things in your life and
Speaker 1: watch what happens to all the negatives. Tough. Have a
Speaker 1: great weeknd, y'all talk to God. He'd love to get
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