Speaker 1: Couldn't get enough of us. Huh, well, hey, neither can I.
Speaker 1: I also listened to the podcast every day after the show,
Speaker 1: I go home and I listen. I cut out the
Speaker 1: parts with everyone else. It's just me, But you should
Speaker 1: listen to the full show because it's way better that way.
Speaker 1: It starts now, oh asltly Walt Disney World tweeted out
Speaker 1: quote nineteen thirty nine was a vibe hashtag happy place,
Speaker 1: and then everybody pointed out that's the year World War
Speaker 1: two started. Well, and you know what Disney said. After
Speaker 1: they deleted it, they came back and said, we're late.
Speaker 1: It's like Walter, you world late for WII, which stands
Speaker 1: for World War two, but you're not late for WCII.
Speaker 1: And we did get into that war pretty late, to
Speaker 1: be honest. Two viral sound bite from the internet, only
Speaker 1: enough time to play one of them. Let's get right
Speaker 1: into your choices. Your first option is a Christmas theme
Speaker 1: song you've never heard before that's designed to put a
Speaker 1: little jingle in your jangle and some mule tide in
Speaker 1: your backside. Or you want to go with option two,
Speaker 1: which is actual audio that aired on TV back in
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty seven. It happened at the very end of
Speaker 1: a Muppet Family Christmas on ABC and left viewers in
Speaker 1: complete and total shock. What's it gonna be shaking your
Speaker 1: rump or Muppets get gumped? This is hard. I don't
Speaker 1: wanna go Muppets One for the Muppets, Brook, I love
Speaker 1: to relive my childhood trauma. Give me nineteen eighty seven, Muppets.
Speaker 1: I honestly think you made a great choice. The sound
Speaker 1: of the Muppet Family Christmas ending from nineteen eighty seven
Speaker 1: that left viewers in total shock. Christmas everyone. I'm doctor
Speaker 1: Timothy Johnson. Later on Nightline, it's a controversy about life
Speaker 1: and death. Do you keep a doomed baby alive so
Speaker 1: it's organs can be used to save the lives of others?
Speaker 1: At the end of the Muppet Really TV, Oh god, which,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm scarred. I probably watched that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was seven years old, and all these years later,
Speaker 1: right into your shot collar question of the Day, and Jake,
Speaker 1: I don't know if if it's a clip that we
Speaker 1: just heard or if it's the large pills that I
Speaker 1: took before we came on the air, but I feel
Speaker 1: really good about your question. Whatever it is, hit us
Speaker 1: with it. Well, the holiday experts say, if you're using
Speaker 1: more than three pieces of tape to wrap a present,
Speaker 1: then you're doing it wrong. I am always doing Some
Speaker 1: people in Japan they don't even use I know it's amazing,
Speaker 1: but not everything can be packaged up into a neat
Speaker 1: little box with a bow on top, like the three
Speaker 1: hundred and Twitch subscriber bots I purchased for Jose. Oh,
Speaker 1: thanks Jake for the twenty pounds of loose eelash glue
Speaker 1: that I got for Alexis. You know, some items just
Speaker 1: can't be easily covered up in bright festive paper. And
Speaker 1: that's why a new survey asked a thousand people to
Speaker 1: name a gift that's difficult to wrap. And I have
Speaker 1: the top four answers in front of me. We'll get
Speaker 1: into them all in another holiday edition of Unglued Family Feud.
Speaker 1: We'll start with the guy who's so excited for presents,
Speaker 1: he's already looped up his chimney. Yeah, want him to
Speaker 1: have easy access, Jeff, tell me a gift that's difficult
Speaker 1: to wrap? Well, I know from experience giving somebody a
Speaker 1: swiffer is tough. Didn't we just go over the other
Speaker 1: days how you were giving women in the battle. It
Speaker 1: doesn't matter who it was. Nobody wants a swiffer for
Speaker 1: people want their house or a broom or anything long, narrow, narrow.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go with cleaning tools, broom, swiffer, et cetera. Jeff,
Speaker 1: I'll give you every cleaning tool, and I'll tell you
Speaker 1: none of them are on the list. Nobody wants them wrapped, Jeffrey,
Speaker 1: what you're getting? Okay. The other day, I was trying
Speaker 1: to give my friend a birthday gift and it was
Speaker 1: a bottle of wine. And I hate wrapping them because
Speaker 1: if you put it in the stupid little wine bags,
Speaker 1: they know what it is then like instantly, if you
Speaker 1: wrap it, it's in the shape of a wine so
Speaker 1: it's hard to wrap. Like but that's easy to wrap. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not about like hiding it. I'm going alcohol because
Speaker 1: then it clinks around two and stuff. I think it's
Speaker 1: hard show me alcohol better gift for someone who's so
Speaker 1: I don't wrap presents anymore. I'm awful. But I look
Speaker 1: back to my childhood Jake and I think jeff can agree.
Speaker 1: We love balls. Yeah, and I remember trying to wrap
Speaker 1: a football for a family member in a soccer ball
Speaker 1: and it's just so hard. So I'm gonna go with balls,
Speaker 1: Jake straight sports balls number one. Great answer, Jose over
Speaker 1: to Brook A gift that's difficult to wrap? Okay, So
Speaker 1: I mean the things that are hard to wrap are
Speaker 1: either really soft because you can't like push the tape
Speaker 1: down without it like, or they're a weird shape like
Speaker 1: last year my son got his first ever bike, and
Speaker 1: let me tell you, not easy to wrap, no way, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I use newspaper. Oh yeah, difficult. Yeah, so I'm to
Speaker 1: go with the bike bicycle tricycle number four on the list.
Speaker 1: You nailed that broke. Let's go over to Jeffrey. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know I used this answer yesterday and it was right,
Speaker 1: and I bet it's on the list again. So I
Speaker 1: said cash. Oh, you just put cash in a card,
Speaker 1: that's all you do. Like they have specific cards even
Speaker 1: for cash. I'm not talking about having a card with it,
Speaker 1: just the cash. How do you wrap money individually? Wrapping
Speaker 1: dollar bill? And how do you prevent it from getting
Speaker 1: torn when the package is It's especially awkward when you
Speaker 1: try and take it a couple hours later to the
Speaker 1: club and you. Then you throw it on stage and
Speaker 1: everybody's confused because it's still wrapped, because how do you
Speaker 1: know it's cash. Then I'm gonna go with cash cash money.
Speaker 1: I don't know. As I have two more answers on
Speaker 1: the list, let's just save you from the shot collar.
Speaker 1: You can give what Brick said about soft and shaped things.
Speaker 1: Your favorite thing ever stuffy and don't. Yeah that's true. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll just go with that. I'm gonna go stuffed animals shake.
Speaker 1: Stuffed animals is nine. Recap the list so far Basketball
Speaker 1: football number one. I gave Jose all balls for that one.
Speaker 1: Alexi's number two, Stuffed animals. Number three was a pet
Speaker 1: A lot of safety issues going on for try trying
Speaker 1: to wrap some livestock year. That was awkward. We did
Speaker 1: a fish once and it didn't turn out well. Water.
Speaker 1: Number four was the bicycle somebody wanted to hear Holly
Speaker 1: Jolly Christmas saying like, goofy oh okayastall the year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there will be snow, but I have a it's like
Speaker 1: scoopy wit country. Yeah, that's your shot out the question
Speaker 1: of the day, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Your
Speaker 1: number four phone tapp of Christmas happens tomorrow on the twenties,
Speaker 1: so make sure you're here for that, But first stay
Speaker 1: on the Pole. We have an update on the Pole
Speaker 1: that was put out by our own digital Jake. It's
Speaker 1: on our Twitter at Brooke and Jeffy. If you don't
Speaker 1: follow us already, that's jeff E j E f f
Speaker 1: Y because there's not enough characters to do the whole name.
Speaker 1: Yeah because it's cute. Yeah. And we ask when someone
Speaker 1: you like fails at something, how often do you feel
Speaker 1: happy don't like? Yeah? For example, like Brooke, if I
Speaker 1: mess up in the middle of a segment, you're that
Speaker 1: type of person that you just love it. Don't I
Speaker 1: see you smiling when I stumble over a word? Or
Speaker 1: what about when Alexis's skincare routine goes hey wire and
Speaker 1: she comes into work looking like a blotchy umpaopae allergic
Speaker 1: reactions to whatever we don't even talk about. He's talking
Speaker 1: about bad Tanner. We've all seen Brooke do a quiet
Speaker 1: fist pump under her desk when true. Well, again we
Speaker 1: have the results of the Pole is a strange question.
Speaker 1: Ten percent say they always feel happy when someone they
Speaker 1: don't like screws up. Its don't like someone, they don't
Speaker 1: do like I did. Yes, we've been confused, jeff look
Speaker 1: at this? How happyfus? Did you? Just? God? Fifteen percent?
Speaker 1: Most of the time they say that they like it.
Speaker 1: You can't have her on the radio, Jeffrey. Whatever we're done,
Speaker 1: you have to be. I hope it makes it anyway.
Speaker 1: Laser Stories is coming up next. It's the radio segment
Speaker 1: that's uncovered documents about a secret tenth reindeer. Santa has
Speaker 1: been trying to hide job what what? That's what? Applause
Speaker 1: was called back in the seventeen hundred, but they haven't
Speaker 1: figured out a new name for him, so he just
Speaker 1: hangs back with all the elves on Christmas Night. The
Speaker 1: elves are more than happy to have him around. The
Speaker 1: white shot. It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read
Speaker 1: weird news stories around just like everyone else does, except
Speaker 1: we have a laser. Those are the christ ladies. Just
Speaker 1: don't this first Laser Stories out of Philadelphia. People in
Speaker 1: Philly get a bad rap or do they? I don't know,
Speaker 1: because last Saturday, a woman when was riding her Razor
Speaker 1: scooter down a local street when she totally wiped out.
Speaker 1: While she was lying on the ground, A good samaritan
Speaker 1: stopped then approached her and asked if she was okay.
Speaker 1: It's awesome, it's good you should do that. After the
Speaker 1: woman said not really, I'm pretty sore, the man then
Speaker 1: grabbed her scooter, put it in the back of his truck,
Speaker 1: and sped off. She shouldn't have been honest. Blurry footage
Speaker 1: was caught on a nearby surveillance camera, and the woman
Speaker 1: could not believe it. But police are looking for the thief,
Speaker 1: who was driving a maroon colored truck, which also had
Speaker 1: a washing machine in the bed. Machine stolen too. We
Speaker 1: don't really working there. Yeah, how fast are you? But afterwards,
Speaker 1: a local reporter equipped, nothing is too low for shameless
Speaker 1: opportunists in Philly. Nothing at all. This next laser stories
Speaker 1: out of Paradise, Let's go. Hawaii has been having a
Speaker 1: big influx of visitors thanks to the two volcanoes that
Speaker 1: are erupting right now. I know you're going. I think
Speaker 1: we're landing in the volcano. Yeah, good choice. A lot
Speaker 1: of people are wanting to go see it, but Native
Speaker 1: Hawaiians are upset because people keep throwing marshmallows at the lava. Guys,
Speaker 1: don't destroy Hawaii. Don't do that. I mean roast them
Speaker 1: over the lava. At least apparently though, this is a
Speaker 1: trend on TikTok where jen zeers find a natural disaster
Speaker 1: of some type, they get as close as they can
Speaker 1: to it, then throw a marshmallow at it to celebrate. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's going to be equally annoying when they're like choreographed
Speaker 1: dancing in front of the lava. But the thing is,
Speaker 1: what most people don't know or don't care about, is
Speaker 1: that volcanoes are considered sacred by a lot of people
Speaker 1: in Hawaii, so it's seen as being disrespectful. And the
Speaker 1: mayor of Hawaii's Big Island said it might be a
Speaker 1: social media thing, but he's also worried about tourists getting
Speaker 1: hurt or needing to be rested, skewed. Nobody got time
Speaker 1: for it. Man. At some point, it's like you did
Speaker 1: that to yourself. Yeah, he's now looking at upping the
Speaker 1: penalties for trespassing in those areas. Three tourists who got
Speaker 1: caught recently with bags of mallows too close to the
Speaker 1: lava this week are facing five hundred dollars fines or
Speaker 1: up to thirty days in jail a trip to Hawaii. Dude,
Speaker 1: at least we hit the popcorn. Yeah yeah. His next
Speaker 1: days of stories out of Food News Paradise. First, Lindsay
Speaker 1: Lohan wanted us all to drink pilk Pepsi milk combo
Speaker 1: for the holiday season. We tried it and people were
Speaker 1: very upset. We didn't know it was from Laverne and Shirley. Yeah, honestly, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know what came after us. I don't know
Speaker 1: what TV show this is from. But now the mayonnaise
Speaker 1: brand Hellman's wants to get in on the fun may in.
Speaker 1: They want you to make mayo the star ingredient in
Speaker 1: your holiday egg eggnog gets thicker. They've been working with
Speaker 1: an experimental mixology company in Brooklyn to come up with
Speaker 1: a frozen mayonog creamy. Someone came up with a name,
Speaker 1: and then they worked backwards. I'm wondering how much mayo
Speaker 1: is in every glass. That's about a tablespoon and a half.
Speaker 1: That's quite a bit. I mean, I like mayonnaise, but
Speaker 1: I'm not about to drink it. It's not my thing.
Speaker 1: Even though people are freaking out in a negative way,
Speaker 1: Hellman's points out that one of the main ingredients in
Speaker 1: mayo is eggs. Yeah, rich oil. You're not gonna believe this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's also a main ingredient in eggnog. Weird. The texture
Speaker 1: is gonna be like like drinking mashed potatoes. I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's frozen, it could be creamy. It's credit. The recipe
Speaker 1: was developed by a man who's actually a nominee for
Speaker 1: New York City's Best Bartender, and he's appeared on Good
Speaker 1: Morning America to bring his innovative recipes to the masses,
Speaker 1: just like some viral TikTok China is legit. It's interesting.
Speaker 1: The further the story goes on, the more like on board.
Speaker 1: I'm starting to get I can tell yeah, stop reading
Speaker 1: the story. Well. He also suggests the perfect pairing with
Speaker 1: your mayonogu are snickerdoodle Mayo cookies with mayo glaze should
Speaker 1: not be a thing. You might have to make those
Speaker 1: from home. I'm not sure you're going to find that
Speaker 1: at your local bulgrader. You always ask, though. This next
Speaker 1: laser story is out of Holiday HQ. And speaking of eggnog,
Speaker 1: why not name your baby that? I say that because
Speaker 1: about two dozen people in the last five hundred years
Speaker 1: have actually had the name Eggnog because a site in
Speaker 1: the UK called find My Past went through fourteen billion
Speaker 1: historical documents from the past five hundred years. They were
Speaker 1: looking for people with festive holiday themed names. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: sure there's a lot of Hollies, right, that would be
Speaker 1: well that is in there. The most common one was Ivy.
Speaker 1: Two point three million Ivys have been born since the
Speaker 1: fifteen hundreds, and Angel is next, about six hundred fifty
Speaker 1: two thousand. What about Noel's or Noel's on the list?
Speaker 1: About my people? What about hay Sus? There's millions of
Speaker 1: jesus Is out There's one point but this is from
Speaker 1: the UK British Chase uses. But the list does get
Speaker 1: more and more fun as you go. The name Present
Speaker 1: is third. I don't know if I've ever met a
Speaker 1: present past. Ye, Holly is fourth, Okay, Star is fifth,
Speaker 1: and all this three hundred thousand babies have been named Wine.
Speaker 1: I think that's what it's like. Middle name, Well, it's
Speaker 1: like what the kids do and what the moms drink. Santa,
Speaker 1: which means saint in Spanish, is seventh, at one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty eight thousand, then Chestnut and Christmas at ninth
Speaker 1: chester Nut Christmas. I guess I name my kid after
Speaker 1: a tree, so I can't Why not change your name
Speaker 1: to Christmas Fox. That sounds really Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: I'm going to do that. Over twenty five thousand kids
Speaker 1: have been named Turkey Turkey, so that's the top ten.
Speaker 1: But the less common names are even better. In the
Speaker 1: past five hundred years, at least three thousand kids have
Speaker 1: been named reindeer, twenty six hundred have been named tinsel,
Speaker 1: and over two thousand have been named mistletoe. Doesn't really
Speaker 1: your tongue, Turkey, Tinsel Smith, you come, you're right now.
Speaker 1: Mistletoe DeBow is actually my nickname. But five hundred seventy
Speaker 1: nine I've been named Snowman and two hundred seventy four
Speaker 1: kids have been named Nutcracker. I think that was a
Speaker 1: father's idea. Yeah, and less than five though have been
Speaker 1: named Humper. That's our little guy. Yeah. I know, Humper
Speaker 1: may not be a traditional holiday name, but maybe Mariah
Speaker 1: comes out with a song next year. All I want
Speaker 1: for Christmas shoe. That'll get the name bumped up anyway.
Speaker 1: That sound means laser stories. It's come to an end
Speaker 1: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday,
Speaker 1: broken Jeffrey in the morning. You know, chatting up an
Speaker 1: attractive person in real life can be nerve racking. Oh
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I don't even know how to do it anymore.
Speaker 1: What do you do? What do you say? Yeah? How
Speaker 1: do you appear desirable without creeping him out? Yeah? Well,
Speaker 1: luckily I found a list online with three helpful tips
Speaker 1: and tricks. Okay, I'll tell you exactly what to do. First,
Speaker 1: they say, don't make any sudden movements. Oh, that's usually Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's kind of weird. I guess maybe that's like take
Speaker 1: it slow with them. Number two says analyze them by
Speaker 1: length and shape. That's weird. Length of person? And again,
Speaker 1: did you run into like a bear in the I
Speaker 1: think it means like analyze. Maybe it means like check
Speaker 1: them out but from a distance. Number three, if stung,
Speaker 1: urinate on wounds. Okay, way, sorry, now this isn't tips
Speaker 1: to flirt. Okay, it's jellyfish things and things dot com.
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Speaker 1: know we talked a little bit about how I'm pretty
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Speaker 1: you know, like we talked about with you doing Princess Fiona.
Speaker 1: I've already like got the costume and you definitely look
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Speaker 1: Next message, Wow, I guess dressing up in costumes is
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Speaker 1: can listen to the Loser Line regularly at this time
Speaker 1: every week. We got your phone tap coming up right
Speaker 1: after this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, the countdown
Speaker 1: continues for the top ten phone taps of Christmas, and
Speaker 1: we're at the halfway point with number five to five now,
Speaker 1: and this one is one of the most popular phone
Speaker 1: taps that we do on the show. It's called to
Speaker 1: Catch a Cheater. Oh yeah, you believe this is only
Speaker 1: number five. This time we expose a guy by using
Speaker 1: his biggest life dream becoming a content teston on the
Speaker 1: game show Jeopardy. Now you'll see how he does in
Speaker 1: your number five phone tap of the year. You'll hear
Speaker 1: it right now. It's brooking Jeffreys ten phone taps at Christmas. Hello. Hey,
Speaker 1: my name's Mike Chisel. I'm a producer on the show Jeopardy.
Speaker 1: Is this Chrish? Yeah? This is simple. Hi Chris. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm calling because we got your application to be a
Speaker 1: contestant on the show and we're possibly interested in bringing
Speaker 1: you down to LA. How does that sound? That sounds awesome? Man,
Speaker 1: I applied for that months and months ago. I'm thrilled
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Speaker 1: your application here and it says you're an insurance agent
Speaker 1: and you're married. Yeah that is greg okay? And how
Speaker 1: long you've been married for about six years? Six years,
Speaker 1: probably the longest six years of your life. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: well you're not and I don't think I do. But cool. So, Chris, Look,
Speaker 1: we've been doing a lot of the contestant screenings over
Speaker 1: the phone. You're rather than flying you down in person. Okay, okay, yea,
Speaker 1: So we need to do a little bit of a
Speaker 1: run through. We can just see how you are under pressure,
Speaker 1: if you're able to hold your own and stick to
Speaker 1: the rules, that sort of thing. Okay, So you're gonna
Speaker 1: give me categories and stuff like that, totally. So do
Speaker 1: I have permission to record this? Yeah? Man, I'm actually
Speaker 1: already getting kind of nervous. Jeez. Well, don't worry. I'm
Speaker 1: sure you won't regret this call for the rest of
Speaker 1: your life. So yeah, all right, Well, here we go.
Speaker 1: All right, let's do it. Contestants screen Chris take one
Speaker 1: in three two one. Welcome, We're here with Chris the
Speaker 1: insurance Agent. Chris, Welcome to Jeopardy. Oh thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: Excited to be here, absolutely, best of luck, Chris. Let's
Speaker 1: go over your categories first. Your choices today are famous
Speaker 1: cheaters When the cats away, the mouse will play how
Speaker 1: do you sleep at night? And finally, get your crap
Speaker 1: and get out, Chris, what are you gonna go with?
Speaker 1: Let's I guess. Let's do famous cheaters for one hundred.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to your question. In two thousand
Speaker 1: and nine, this famous golfer was unfaithful to his beautiful
Speaker 1: wife with several women. Who is Tiger Woods? Yes, Tiger
Speaker 1: Woods is correct. You and Tiger have some stuff in common,
Speaker 1: do you, Chris? Yeah, well we do play golf. You know.
Speaker 1: I'm not obviously in Tiger Woods, but I've been working
Speaker 1: on my short game for about fifteen years. Now. That's enough, Chris,
Speaker 1: we don't have to hear the whole life story. You
Speaker 1: are good with your stick though, huh well, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean as suppose that you're talking about golf, then yes,
Speaker 1: I am. Yeah, that's what I've heard. All right, let's
Speaker 1: move on to your next question. You want to stick
Speaker 1: with famous cheaters or you want to move on to
Speaker 1: another category? Yeah, I guess let's do what was the
Speaker 1: cat one that you said, when the cat's away, the
Speaker 1: mouse will play. Yeah, let's do that for one. This
Speaker 1: esteemed profession statistically is involved in the most extra marital affairs.
Speaker 1: Let's go with what is doctor? Oh? I'm sorry, the
Speaker 1: correct answer was insurance agents? Really? Yeah? Is that? Really?
Speaker 1: The board doesn't lie, Chris? Only people do? Can I
Speaker 1: just say? Is the category like cats or something like that?
Speaker 1: I don't I didn't catch the connection between the two
Speaker 1: let's just move on. It's time for Final Jeopardy. All right, Chris,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have fifteen seconds to write your answer down. Here,
Speaker 1: here we go. Recently, this d bank told his wife
Speaker 1: that he was having a business meeting with a co worker.
Speaker 1: Turns out he was just giving his coworker the business.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I is this still the cheaters category or
Speaker 1: what's going on? Try again, Chris? Just keep in mind
Speaker 1: a friend of hers followed you to your co worker's
Speaker 1: house that day, So would you like to guess again? Okay,
Speaker 1: I have no idea what you're talking about, but right
Speaker 1: now you're not funny. Well, I'm sorry, not funny, dude.
Speaker 1: It's not funny because you've been fooling around on your
Speaker 1: wife and she's calling you out for it over the radio.
Speaker 1: So you need to think about that. Turned the music off? Man,
Speaker 1: Why are you getting so upset right now? Look? Who
Speaker 1: is this? Who is this? My name's Jeff from Brooke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're a radio show. You
Speaker 1: hold on, Jeff, because I'm gonna shoe your and time
Speaker 1: is up. I'm sorry, did not get the right answer there.
Speaker 1: We're actually doing something called to catch a cheater or
Speaker 1: on you Chris? And if you're still confused, let me
Speaker 1: say the correct answer in the form of a question,
Speaker 1: what is you? You are the cheater? I'm not. I'm innocent.
Speaker 1: Oh really, because your wife's friend has picture of you
Speaker 1: at your co worker's house and she showed your wife
Speaker 1: the photos. So what are you gonna do about that? Now?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come pick your This is what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1: You're gonna do what to my butt? That's a daily double.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry. The correct answer was what is but
Speaker 1: hurt yourself? That was your number five phone tap of
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. They say,
Speaker 1: living through a traumatic event with someone can really bond
Speaker 1: to people close together, and that's why whenever Alexis goes
Speaker 1: on a date, she insists that she drive and are
Speaker 1: in love with me. The dudes feel after that, I mean,
Speaker 1: they don't feel their heads. We pulled out of the
Speaker 1: driveway of the parking garage. They have no choice but
Speaker 1: to call her back after that happens. That's kind of
Speaker 1: what happened to one of our listeners recently. Well, he
Speaker 1: met a woman in a pretty scary situation that would
Speaker 1: cause most people to panic. But not only did he
Speaker 1: not have a meltdown, he actually turned it into a
Speaker 1: date night. You're gonna find out exactly what happened when
Speaker 1: we do your second Date Update, Next second Date Update.
Speaker 1: Right before we came in studio, I was out in
Speaker 1: the hall and someone was telling me I'm an unlovable
Speaker 1: husband who won't amount to anything no matter how hard
Speaker 1: I tried. Who say? When I finally mustered up the
Speaker 1: courage to hang up on Mom, there was no time
Speaker 1: left for me to prep for this call, So I
Speaker 1: don't really know anything about it other than the guy's
Speaker 1: name is Tyler. Do you need a hug? No, I'm good,
Speaker 1: shove it down, Okay, Yeah, let's welcome Tyler to the show. Tyler,
Speaker 1: I want you to know, even though the person that
Speaker 1: you went out with isn't calling you back or acknowledging
Speaker 1: your existence, I don't think you're unlovable. Oh I appreciate that. Ye.
Speaker 1: See Jeffrey sad puppy dog eyes right now? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: can only imagine. Yeah, I don't want to see good Tyler.
Speaker 1: We're going to concentrate on you. Yeah, let's concentrate on
Speaker 1: your blooming love life and all the people that are
Speaker 1: interested in the year us. What's going on? Who would
Speaker 1: you go out with? What's their name? We want the
Speaker 1: whole rundown. So it was actually kind of like a
Speaker 1: bait by accident. Okay, how does that happen? So I
Speaker 1: was going to meet friends at a restaurant and I
Speaker 1: had to park in a parking garage because it's one
Speaker 1: of those places where like the garages underneath the restaurant.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, oh yeah, And so go to get in,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, I hear, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Hold the elevator, Hold the elevator, Hold the elevator. So
Speaker 1: she gets in, beautiful, beautiful redhead, and like this happens
Speaker 1: in movies all the time and everything, but the elevator
Speaker 1: got stuck. No wait, was it just you and her?
Speaker 1: Or were your friends already with you just being her?
Speaker 1: My friends were already up in the restaurant. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: stuck in an elevator. We thought it was really really funny, like,
Speaker 1: how often does this ever happen? This is ridiculous? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: We laughed about it for the first ten minutes. Oh oh,
Speaker 1: how many minutes more were there? We were in there
Speaker 1: a total of about thirty minutes. Whoa, that's still just
Speaker 1: long enough to really suck. Dude, I have been stuck
Speaker 1: in an elevator for forty five minutes, was yeah, and
Speaker 1: I am with you, Like the first fifteen minutes is
Speaker 1: like crazy, and then it starts to get kind of scary. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. How broken is this thing exactly? And are
Speaker 1: we going to become elevator people or something? Elevator people
Speaker 1: a hot apparently if you're a redhead. Yeah, so what
Speaker 1: happens during this thirty minute wait in the elevator? So,
Speaker 1: like I told her I'm there to see friends for
Speaker 1: a party and everything, She's actually was running light for
Speaker 1: a first date in the same exact restaurant. Oh she's
Speaker 1: actually going on dates. God, what date is going to
Speaker 1: believe that she's texted like I'll be there. But did
Speaker 1: she really have a date or is that just what
Speaker 1: women do sometimes where they're like, oh, I'm here with
Speaker 1: my boyfriend. Oh yeah, pretty sure she's on the day.
Speaker 1: Because she started to ask me, like, what do I
Speaker 1: text this person so that they actually believe that we're
Speaker 1: stuck on? Man? What'd you come up with? Just really
Speaker 1: like You're never gonna believe this million In one shot,
Speaker 1: I get on the elevator and it actually broke like
Speaker 1: in one of those rom com movies. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: So now I'm on a date with another dude. Is awesome?
Speaker 1: Did her date respond to the text? Oh, he responded with, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't believe it either. Trying to put yourself. I
Speaker 1: think a lot of people would go really like you said, yeah, okay, look,
Speaker 1: if you just don't like me, then that's fine to
Speaker 1: say that. Wait, how did you turn that into something
Speaker 1: for you and her? Though? Like because it sounds kind
Speaker 1: of flirty. It kind of got there at one point
Speaker 1: because like also kind of game, like help me get
Speaker 1: out of my date because I don't think this guy
Speaker 1: really cares and doesn't believe me about this elevator thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that felt a little bit like flirting and laughing, like, oh,
Speaker 1: we should totally do that to mess with this head
Speaker 1: type of thing. Okay, I can flirty like Mike can't
Speaker 1: go on a date. So now I'm free. Yes, you're
Speaker 1: already in a restaurant elevator you guys, Yeah, go to
Speaker 1: the restaurant after if they're still open. Were you able
Speaker 1: to turn it into a date after it started working again, well,
Speaker 1: once I finally started working. We both went to the
Speaker 1: restaurant as planned where she went to go find her
Speaker 1: date and I want to go find my friends. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and lo and behold everyone we both went looking forward,
Speaker 1: was gone, yeah, what they use the stairs dish you?
Speaker 1: After only half an hour? You honestly like, I just
Speaker 1: had like a little cursory glance and it was kind
Speaker 1: of like, I'd rather hang with the hot red head.
Speaker 1: Okay self, how'd that go? It was really really nice.
Speaker 1: I mean we hung out the bar, laugh the whole lot.
Speaker 1: I got her number because neither of us wanted to
Speaker 1: really make it like just a waste of a night
Speaker 1: after we stuck in an elevare, It's like, let's hang
Speaker 1: out for a little bit more, not trapped in up
Speaker 1: four by four foot box. And dude, that's awesome. And honestly,
Speaker 1: when you start a date trapped with somebody, it's all
Speaker 1: up from there. There's like nothing bad that could happen.
Speaker 1: It's like you're bonded. You have inside Joe. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: really know what each other smells like if you're stuck
Speaker 1: in an elevator. The big question is did you guys
Speaker 1: take the elevator back down to the parking was over?
Speaker 1: We thought about it, but no, we took the stairs
Speaker 1: that solid. Well, what happened in the parking lot. Was
Speaker 1: there a hug, goodbye? A kiss? I walked into a car.
Speaker 1: There was not a kiss. We hugged. I got her
Speaker 1: number and I've texted her since and I just haven't
Speaker 1: got any response. She could have easily just left, you know,
Speaker 1: like she could have just said, like, my date's not here,
Speaker 1: I gotta Yeah. Yeah, she was interested at some point
Speaker 1: for sure. Definitely felt like it when she left. But
Speaker 1: I then told her, like, I really feel like everything
Speaker 1: in the universe happens for a reason, So just feel
Speaker 1: like we were kind of faded to meet. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: you're faded to meet, and maybe you were faded to
Speaker 1: never see each other ever again, but you were definitely
Speaker 1: faded to call her. Because we're gonna play a song,
Speaker 1: come back. We'll reach out to Rachel for you and
Speaker 1: try and get your second date up date. Okay, that'd
Speaker 1: be great, All right, hold on, are we listening to
Speaker 1: elevator music right now? Yes? We are, And it's for
Speaker 1: a reason, because if you're just joining Tyler's first date
Speaker 1: definitely had its ups and downs, unlike the elevator that
Speaker 1: he wrote in, which got stuck for thirty minutes, and
Speaker 1: that's how we ended up meeting Rachel. Rachel was supposed
Speaker 1: to meet a different dude at that restaurant, but her
Speaker 1: plans and her feelings changed after spending a full half
Speaker 1: hour in a small and closed space with Tyler. Kind
Speaker 1: of like a Stockholm syndrome thing, I can survive. A Wait,
Speaker 1: what's the stars where we fall in love with the
Speaker 1: people holding you captive? Okay, so now we're saying she'd
Speaker 1: fall in love with the elevator in these Okay, it
Speaker 1: sounded romantic. But Tyler, the question that I have here
Speaker 1: is why is this girl so important that you felt
Speaker 1: like you needed to reach out to a radio station
Speaker 1: to get a hold of her? Like, I appreciate you
Speaker 1: doing it, Don't get me wrong. If it wasn't for
Speaker 1: people like you, we wouldn't have a show but out
Speaker 1: to us for help. I really just felt like an
Speaker 1: amazing kinship with her, because like we just went to
Speaker 1: this ridiculous thing of being stuck in the elevator of
Speaker 1: all places, and then like it really felt like kissing
Speaker 1: it like it's just it's meant to be Tyler. Do
Speaker 1: you feel like you're trying to force the universe's hands?
Speaker 1: Am I having us help out? No? I think it's
Speaker 1: not really forcing so much. It's just like, let's take
Speaker 1: a chance. Let's do that guiding the universe. Worst case,
Speaker 1: at least you'll get some closure on it, right, That true? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And why are you not excited about this? I just
Speaker 1: if this turns out, Tyler, where you like push the
Speaker 1: emergency button when you saw this cute get all the
Speaker 1: thing it turns out to be this, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: really upset. But upset Honestly, we pushed every single button
Speaker 1: trying to make this thing move. So even if I
Speaker 1: had accidentally done that, we would have pushed it back. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just hope it's not your game. That was a
Speaker 1: plan to prison women, and elevator for me could be
Speaker 1: a good trim. But okay, we're gonna call Rachel. We'll
Speaker 1: see what she has to say. You ready, that'd be great?
Speaker 1: All right? Here we go. Hello? Is this Rachel? Yep?
Speaker 1: This is Rachel. Hey, Rachel, how are you doing? This
Speaker 1: is Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning the radio show. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sorry, can you say that again? Yeah? He
Speaker 1: was mumbling through his hands. Yeah, it was really scratching
Speaker 1: my face as I said that. That's probably not great
Speaker 1: as a radio host right now. Yeah. Yeah, Hey, Rachel,
Speaker 1: you get stuck in any elevators recently? Oh? Wow? Um,
Speaker 1: is that what you're calling about. Yeah, we're actually calling
Speaker 1: because one of our listeners said that he got trapped
Speaker 1: in an elevator with you and he loved it. I
Speaker 1: didn't say it like that. His name is Tyler. Um, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm excited. We I mean, obviously you guys spent some
Speaker 1: time together. What did you think of Tyler? Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what we're kind of doing here. We're doing something called
Speaker 1: a second day at Update. We we're trying to help
Speaker 1: Tyler figure out what's going on in his dating life
Speaker 1: with you. Well, it wasn't a date. I was stuck
Speaker 1: in there with him. Yeah. Is that not how most
Speaker 1: of your dates go? That was a joke, scat, Rachel.
Speaker 1: I'm not flinning. I have to explain myself a lot.
Speaker 1: I mean, you guys did go get drinks after being
Speaker 1: stuck in the elevator for a half hour. Or so
Speaker 1: I don't know, Tyler kind of read that as maybe
Speaker 1: you were interested. I mean, I just I'm not really
Speaker 1: sure what to say. I like he was nice and everything,
Speaker 1: and yeah, I mean it was good to have a
Speaker 1: drink after being stuck an elevator. Okay, So you didn't
Speaker 1: never have any like romantic feelings towards him at all. Well,
Speaker 1: so we were at the bar and we got to talking,
Speaker 1: and when we were in the elevator, like I thought
Speaker 1: that he looked familiar, but didn't have any idea like
Speaker 1: if I knew him or anything. But then, like when
Speaker 1: we were at the bar, we started talking and we
Speaker 1: started to tell like what we do and stuff, and
Speaker 1: then I realized that he's a college professor. Okay, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: so I realized that I was actually in his class
Speaker 1: like more than a decade ago. It was probably like
Speaker 1: twelve or like maybe thirty years ago. Whoa, Yeah, what's
Speaker 1: wrong with that? Was he just a really bad professor?
Speaker 1: And you're like, I can't listen to him drone on
Speaker 1: any longer, or it's weird because he was like the
Speaker 1: old professor when she regular people don't have the instinct
Speaker 1: to just sleep with everybody that's I never I never
Speaker 1: hooked up with any of my professors, but my husband
Speaker 1: may have, so you're not giving his own I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean it's just like, is it the age difference
Speaker 1: for you? Then? Yeah, I mean it, and I just like,
Speaker 1: you know, I just feel like it's kind of weird.
Speaker 1: I mean, he probably doesn't even recognize me. It was
Speaker 1: like a really big school and he probably had so
Speaker 1: many students. You don't think that he knew that you
Speaker 1: were in his class too? Probably not, I hope not.
Speaker 1: I mean, he wasn't acting like I mean, like if
Speaker 1: you recognized me, he would have said yeah, because it's
Speaker 1: not like it's his her kindergarten teacher. She was a
Speaker 1: grown adult and he's he wasn't hitting on her. Wah,
Speaker 1: she was in class obviously, like if he had, was
Speaker 1: he creepy when you were in college? I mean no, No,
Speaker 1: he was just like normal, but like a creature, just
Speaker 1: a normal forty year old lusting over a nineteen year old.
Speaker 1: And he was not as like the hot professor or
Speaker 1: like the terrible one. And he could have been an
Speaker 1: adjunct professor. I mean, like, how much older do you
Speaker 1: think he is? In you he probably like maybe more
Speaker 1: than twenty years older than me. Oh that's a big gap.
Speaker 1: I was. I was going like, under tech, let's see,
Speaker 1: let's see who's the closest with their guesses, because Tyler's
Speaker 1: actually on the line and can answer that for us. Tyler,
Speaker 1: how much older are you? I honestly have no idea, right,
Speaker 1: Professor Tyler. So there he is. He's been listening this
Speaker 1: whole time. Wow. So uh yeah, I'm sorry to uh
Speaker 1: that I haven't been in touch. I just when I
Speaker 1: realized that, I was just like, I just don't know
Speaker 1: if this is a good idea. Oh I bet you.
Speaker 1: I would be so embarrassed right now. I'm sorry, Tyler,
Speaker 1: Why is it not a good hold on? Tyler? Did
Speaker 1: you recognize her from your day's teaching? I didn't. I
Speaker 1: mean I talked to fairly large classrooms, so it's really
Speaker 1: like unless the person was somebody I've gotten to a
Speaker 1: lot of trouble with me or came to my office
Speaker 1: a lot. Yeah, well I didn't it first either. It
Speaker 1: was only like afterwards that we were like at the
Speaker 1: bar that I was like, when we started talking, you
Speaker 1: started talking about that you were a professor, and then
Speaker 1: I just started to put two and two together, and
Speaker 1: then I just I was planning to like tell you
Speaker 1: what happened, and then I just haven't had the nerve,
Speaker 1: and I just I feel awful. I'm sorry. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: we are two adults now at not. I'm not your professor,
Speaker 1: you're not my student, um all, Honestly, I mean you're
Speaker 1: very pretty. I'm quite cute, I hear so, I mean
Speaker 1: together it would be pretty cute. Come on, wow, are
Speaker 1: you blushing right now? Rachel? That I know he puts
Speaker 1: the DHD? Huh? Were you attracted to him at all,
Speaker 1: Rachel before you realize he was your old professor? I
Speaker 1: mean yeah, I definitely feel like we had chemistry an elevator,
Speaker 1: and like, I mean, is it normal to like date
Speaker 1: someone who needs to be your professor? Like, I just
Speaker 1: feel like that's something I should I'm like not supposed
Speaker 1: to do or something I wouldn't date my high school teachers, right,
Speaker 1: but your college professor once you're in your thirties, Okay,
Speaker 1: talk to me. Then you're really asking the wrong group
Speaker 1: of people what's normal to do. More importantly, who cares
Speaker 1: what's normal? Like? Ye's boring? I mean, what about what
Speaker 1: about your friends, Rachel. What would they say, the ones
Speaker 1: that you went to college with, if you told them, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm dating Professor Tyler. I definitely think that they would
Speaker 1: like scream and really surprised. Well, is it like a
Speaker 1: YA scream or like an OW scream? I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's if you were happy, your friends would be excited
Speaker 1: for you. That's all that matters. I'm just saying that
Speaker 1: there are a lot of benefits to dating an older guy.
Speaker 1: I mean, especially when there's this older guy who thinks
Speaker 1: you look amazing in that green dress you have. Oh
Speaker 1: he has compliments too and remembers when wearing which is
Speaker 1: the testament to his memory. Has it gone yet? He
Speaker 1: has to do? We have gift cards for after our
Speaker 1: meetings in Tyler's office, because if we do, I would
Speaker 1: love to send you one of those gift cards, Rachel,
Speaker 1: and pay for pay for another date for you and Tyler. Um.
Speaker 1: I would love to take you out for a fantastic
Speaker 1: romantic dinner where I will treat you right and just
Speaker 1: let you know exactly what I see in you and
Speaker 1: how much I would love to spend time with you.
Speaker 1: Would love that serious, Rachel? What do you think, Um?
Speaker 1: I think that sounds awesome, dude. A plus, I don't
Speaker 1: we just passed okay, no teacher puns. We need an
Speaker 1: official yes from you, Rachel. Is that a yes, yes, yes, yes?
Speaker 1: All right. Well congratulations Tyler, you got yourself another day.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Go do some extra curricular activity saying yeah,
Speaker 1: we are now officially the dirtiest morning show. You have
Speaker 1: a tea chair that you've been crushing on, you will
Speaker 1: hook it up. Broken Jeffrey in the morning, Broke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. We all know the true spirit
Speaker 1: of Christmas is about being with the family, yes for sure,
Speaker 1: spreading love and joy, Yeah, Christmas cheers, and of course
Speaker 1: ruthless competition and holiday bragging rights. Nobody on earth is
Speaker 1: more obsessed with winning than the hardcore Christmas carolers. I
Speaker 1: know they might it seems sweet dressing their old Victorian outfits,
Speaker 1: singing about yuletide treasure and gay apparel. Fa la la la,
Speaker 1: la la la. But deep down they are warriors there
Speaker 1: to give their opponent a Christmas curb stopping. They'll never forget.
Speaker 1: That's why we set our own Jose Bolanos and Alexis
Speaker 1: Fuller down into the holiday blood bag to ask the
Speaker 1: thousands of people there to bear witness what you're doing
Speaker 1: at the Christmas Carol competition. Oh my god, we're gonna
Speaker 1: play you the hardcore audio coming up at a test.
Speaker 1: You know what Christmas carolers and snow have in common?
Speaker 1: What you pee on both and they disappear. No, that's
Speaker 1: not the other Knights. Oh. During the Christmas Carol Championships
Speaker 1: in the city, it was on We're talking sopranos versus
Speaker 1: baritone Figgy putting figaros versus the sugar Plum Sonata. It
Speaker 1: was getting ugly up in there, and that's why we
Speaker 1: sent Jose and Alexis to drop the mic right in
Speaker 1: front of the stage to ask the people what you're
Speaker 1: doing at the Christmas Carol Championships. What you're doing at
Speaker 1: the Christmas Carolyn competition? Just hang out? Just me of friends,
Speaker 1: were you planning on coming to this tonight or did you?
Speaker 1: Heck yeah, for a very long time these things inquired
Speaker 1: in our church. Oh you sing? Are you wanting to
Speaker 1: be up there? I already got recruited by some groups,
Speaker 1: so next year maybe, Wait, this could be a big break.
Speaker 1: What would your song be that you sing up there?
Speaker 1: Solent Night s Oh, so I screwed up the first time,
Speaker 1: So the only part of the song I crack under
Speaker 1: pressure really easy. I really not. I should not be
Speaker 1: putting pressure on you. I don't even know how to sing. Oh.
Speaker 1: I thought this was like a professional top tier. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think they were just giving out cards to pretty
Speaker 1: much anybody. See. I don't think I would actually want
Speaker 1: to go watch the Christmas caroling competition, but I would
Speaker 1: watch it if it was a bunch of people that
Speaker 1: didn't know a word Silent night, over and over. I
Speaker 1: didn't know I could root for a carol ar That
Speaker 1: guy's got my phone the next year. Man, we're all
Speaker 1: We're all there for you. What you're doing at the
Speaker 1: Christmas caroling competition? Hey, I am a judge for the
Speaker 1: choral competition tonight. Wow, we got one of the official
Speaker 1: judges in front of us. So what does it take
Speaker 1: to be a judge for one of these? Really? Nothing
Speaker 1: at all. It seems like no no choral experience required
Speaker 1: it bro, I heard that Gloria song for the first
Speaker 1: time tonight. You ever heard that Gloria song? You don't, Okay,
Speaker 1: you don't know a lot of Christmas terms. Probably like,
Speaker 1: Holly jolly, not know what figgy putting it is this
Speaker 1: whole time, didn't google it, didn't do anything, very little prep.
Speaker 1: So this is like the Big Championship was also locally
Speaker 1: televised as well. Yeah, less qualified to judge a Christmas
Speaker 1: doesn't need to know what carols are? How did I
Speaker 1: end up here? What you're doing at the Christmas caroling competition?
Speaker 1: So truly, we are actually here for a wedding and
Speaker 1: wandered around looking for a cocktail bar and heard some
Speaker 1: singing and could not turn away. Oh wait, so you
Speaker 1: wandered into a caroling competition. Yes, Unfortunately they weren't taking
Speaker 1: any late carollers, so I just I'm here to watch.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you wanted to go on stage, Yeah, that
Speaker 1: would be ideal, but apparently that's not a thing. All right,
Speaker 1: so you have some singing experience if you were to
Speaker 1: go out there, you can't sing, but you're giving a
Speaker 1: pep talk to the carollers. What would you say to them?
Speaker 1: Let's listen. The whole world is going to get cold
Speaker 1: if you don't get up there and sing carol at
Speaker 1: the bells. Oh my god, you're going with a threatening route.
Speaker 1: It's that serious. Do you have kids or anything. No,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say I'm kind of worried for them if
Speaker 1: you talk like this. So you're a therapy. Do you
Speaker 1: talk to your clients like this? Oh? Maybe that's a
Speaker 1: therapy that I've been waiting for. Yeah, did you get
Speaker 1: her card and information? Because I think she's gonna have
Speaker 1: some new clients From the show you go to a
Speaker 1: therapist to cry it out, but apparently she just makes
Speaker 1: you cry. Sometimes that's what you need. Yeah, and you
Speaker 1: get out there and stop crying. It's what you're doing
Speaker 1: at the Christmas Carold Championships, where jose and Alexis braved
Speaker 1: the bitter cold temperatures and put their attraction for each
Speaker 1: other aside to ask other people a simple question. What
Speaker 1: you're doing at the Christmas Caroling Competition where a barbershop group, Wow,
Speaker 1: we do a lot of going jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Speaker 1: while everybody else is singing. By the way, you look beautiful.
Speaker 1: You have Christmas lights on you body, your shoes. Describe
Speaker 1: to people your shoes, well, my boots are made of
Speaker 1: red glitter and lights and lights so cute at the
Speaker 1: lights and of course the candy cane leg warmers because
Speaker 1: you know you can't be a Christmas elf without leg warmers. Well,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. Okay, So we have one of the best
Speaker 1: songs that's a crowd favorite. What explain what is that like?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? So we have a song that
Speaker 1: is about being alone on Christmas, a crowd favorite, requesting
Speaker 1: do the alone song? It's silent night because you're literally
Speaker 1: the only person there's my Christmas. We have judges who
Speaker 1: don't recognize the song, singers who don't know most of
Speaker 1: the words, and we finally get someone who's supposed to
Speaker 1: be actually legit, and what do they want to sing about?
Speaker 1: Not holly jolly Christmas and depressed? Where's my Zanni zache?
Speaker 1: Actually again, I do want to go to that version
Speaker 1: of the show. What you doing at the Christmas Caroling competition?
Speaker 1: Listen to the carol? Or okay, and I had a
Speaker 1: drink before? Oh it's too warm because it's cold out here.
Speaker 1: Oh the drinking just for the warmth? Or it doesn't
Speaker 1: help enjoy the carols a little more? Maybe a little
Speaker 1: bit of both. Okay, are you rooting training teams? Well,
Speaker 1: the first one already won. Oh I missed the winner? Oops?
Speaker 1: That was one of them. Did the crowd like go
Speaker 1: crazy or anything? I missed it? Chure cheer cheer chair?
Speaker 1: Yeah who yeah, yeah right? What would you do when
Speaker 1: they won? You s? So she fell off a building?
Speaker 1: You became good friends with that? W Yeah. I didn't
Speaker 1: watch the show, but we did share dream. I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm talking to my mom. That was what you're
Speaker 1: doing at the Christmas Carol Championship. That was actually a
Speaker 1: good time broken Jeffrey in the morning. We got a
Speaker 1: first time player on the phone today for win Brooks Bocks.
Speaker 1: His name is Mark from Lynnwood. Mark says he enjoys
Speaker 1: the holidays and reconnecting with his family. But Mark, what
Speaker 1: I want to know is tell me the one person
Speaker 1: that you're not looking forward to seeing over the holidays.
Speaker 1: We just need one name. Shout him out on the radio. Oh,
Speaker 1: don't have any I'm sorry, Mark, You're just an actually
Speaker 1: good guy. Do you want to steal one of base
Speaker 1: brook has a lot of names that she could shouted.
Speaker 1: Do you want to borrow hers? Yeah? You can shut
Speaker 1: her kids her terrible? Okay? Oh, Mark, you know you
Speaker 1: sound really nice. Are you nervous for this? A little bit?
Speaker 1: A little bit okay, okay. Have you ever played a
Speaker 1: radio show before, like a game on a radio show?
Speaker 1: UM got a while back, probably back in the late eighties. Shot, whoa, yeah,
Speaker 1: that traumatizing. Thirty years later, you're back, all right, we're
Speaker 1: sending Broke out of the studio. While that happens. Mark,
Speaker 1: you know how the game works. You got thirty seconds
Speaker 1: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
Speaker 1: know when, you could say pass. But you have to
Speaker 1: beat Broke out right to win? Are you ready? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: School for it? Good luck, my man, here goes. Time
Speaker 1: starts now. Today is National points Setia Day. How many
Speaker 1: teas are in the word points Setia two. Actress mim
Speaker 1: Bealx celebrates a birthday Today. She co hosts what TV
Speaker 1: game show Jeopardy? If you've studied mixology, what job do
Speaker 1: you most likely have? What country was Arnold Schwarzenegger born
Speaker 1: in Germany? What fast food restaurant used the slogan have
Speaker 1: it your way? In the play Romeo and Juliet, Which
Speaker 1: character dies first? Mark? For you said that you've never
Speaker 1: played a game on the radio before. You were killing
Speaker 1: it with that, Mark. I mean, we're all extremely impressed
Speaker 1: by that well done. Also impressed because I'm seeing on
Speaker 1: my phone screener that you've bowled a three hundred before? Yes?
Speaker 1: How many times? One in league? Total of three? Whoa,
Speaker 1: Oh my god? If I break a hundred, I am
Speaker 1: so excited, Like, honestly, bumpers are no bumpers? Wow, that's
Speaker 1: pretty impressive. How big of a ball do you use?
Speaker 1: That's not a common question. How big are your balls? Mark? Well?
Speaker 1: Sixteen to match? I used fifteen? Okay, you have your
Speaker 1: work cut out for you here, really really well? Are
Speaker 1: you ready to try and take him down? He's an
Speaker 1: amazing man. I know, yeah, I really like Mark. Here
Speaker 1: it goes Brook. Your time starts now. Today is National
Speaker 1: Points Setia Day. How many teas are in the word?
Speaker 1: Point three? Actress actress mime Bealx celebrates a birthday. Today.
Speaker 1: She co hosts what TV game show? Oh Jeopardy? If
Speaker 1: you've studied mixology? What job do you most likely have tender?
Speaker 1: What country was Arnold Schwarzenegger born in Austria? What fast
Speaker 1: food restaurant? Use the slow again? Have it your way? Uh? Wendy's.
Speaker 1: In the play Romeo and Juliet, which character dies first?
Speaker 1: Juliet oh no, let's see how you ball did. We're
Speaker 1: gonna go to the scoreboard and check out the score
Speaker 1: with jose Mark the Harold Angels sing you, I just
Speaker 1: made that up. That was good nobody, Oh you guys, funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the most interesting man. We've talked to you in a while.
Speaker 1: You got sick, bring the fire, and I think it
Speaker 1: was Romeo because Juliet was asleep and then you woke up.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of confusion about who died. Well, Brooke,
Speaker 1: you did get the same amount of questions in and
Speaker 1: stop me. Congratulations. You're going to be getting a hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: But let's go over the answer is real quick. Today's
Speaker 1: National Points SETI a day. There are two teas in
Speaker 1: the word Points said, ye, well, I thought three too,
Speaker 1: though I always thinkin actress Mim Beolex celebrates a birthday.
Speaker 1: She co hosts Jeopardy. She's turning forty seven. Happy birthday.
Speaker 1: If you study in mixology, most likely you're a bartender
Speaker 1: mixology studying drinks and mixing beverages. It does sound scientific.
Speaker 1: Arnold Schwarzenegger was born in Austria. The fast food restaurant
Speaker 1: that used the slogan have it Your way was Burger King.
Speaker 1: They're one of the first fast food places to allow
Speaker 1: you to customize your order. Oh oh cool. And in
Speaker 1: the play Romeo and Juliet, Romeo is the one who
Speaker 1: dies first because he like fakes his death. Juliet's like
Speaker 1: fakes and then he comes and kills himself and then
Speaker 1: up and she's like, wait a minute. It's like girls away, yeah, ladies.
Speaker 1: All right, Mark, congratulations, man, a hundred bucks is yours.
Speaker 1: And also just we're playing, you win a four pack
Speaker 1: of tickets to the Washington State Fairs Holiday Magic. Don't
Speaker 1: miss this magical holiday experience with breathtaking lights, interactive displays,
Speaker 1: festive food and drink, and fun for the whole family.
Speaker 1: Cool all right, Mark, congratulations, Happy holidays, brother, thank you,
Speaker 1: and we'll be back to do Wynbrooks Bucks same time
Speaker 1: tomorrow Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.